Hana's Butt Edition
>Overwatch Year-in-Review Developer Update:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxlhFslsbu0
>Live Patch Notes:
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752545497
>PTR Patch Notes:
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410
>Overwatch Dev Tracker:
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Convert Source Mouse Sensitivity:
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards:
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info:
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh
>Permalink:
https://owg.pleb.pl
Previously:
>>163876691
Tracer!
first for qt hacker
>>163898643
DYKED
kill all waifufags
>>163898540
Nice hat desu~
>>163898540
>a not-Mercy OP
Thank god I like the SwissNecroAngel as much as the next dood but like, too much over the last week man.
just bought overwatch today. have 1400 hours logged in tf2 ama.
>32% win rate
wat do
>>163898820
why would you pay money for a worse tf2?
>>163898847
What is the optimal range for sombra gun
>>163898820
Why would I want to ask you questions?
>>163898902
Fairly long, actually. About as long as 76's. Longer than Tracer's, that's for sure.
>>163898981
Thanks. I really like sombra, but my issue is I try to attack like reaper or tracer because I expect smg to be shorter range
>>163898849
ever since meet your match, tf2 has gotten worse. best part of the game was its community and the stuff like conga lines/oldschool trade servers/just fucking around with stuff like pyro dodgeball or making giant towers.
besides I wanted to try it out. pauling, comics, and pyro? maybe? aside, tf2 is short on cute girls, and cute girls are my weakness.
>>163898924
i see a lot of people comparing the two games. you're here on 4chan so you're probably bored and maybe my responses will help with that?
>>163898902
3 inches away from face
Damage from far away is not the issue but the spread is fucking ridiculous.
man I never really play Tracer but this last game made me realize how annoying a good Tracer can be. Holy fuck as D.va she had me spinning every which way looking for her ass.
>>163898540
good edition
>>163898849
Eh, I've had about as much fun in Overwatch, as I've had in TF2; which is a lot more than any other game to be honest...
wow, and I though WE talked too much about /pol/ shit
>>163899056
You spent 1400 hours on TF2, so your life is probably more boring than mine, really doubt you could entertain me or anyone else here.
>>163899075
LOL no. Don't do this
>>163898902
A bit further than Tracer, but less than Soldier.
>>163899292
What am I looking at
fucking autistic sombra mains
>>163899292
fuckin nerd lol
>>163899048
Go to the training grounds and test it for yourself.
>>163898902
About 15m but her falloff starts at 25m.
I cannot think of a worse game mode that has ever been in Overwatch than Mystery 6v6.
>>163899456
This guy, he gets it
The whole vid actually can fit in one webm, but fucking gook moot won't allow more than 2 minutes at a time
You retards are the reason our threads are so slow.
Sage
>>163899126
>assumptions: the postening
>Das cute mane.
It's true though, if you wanted to get good at comp, you'd just play more comp. If you wanted to get good at mechanics/gameplay you'd just play QP.
The only reason you want a 'comp but no comp" mode is so you can feel superior about not playing QP without having to be scared of losing worthless points.
>>163899456
Mei's snowball offensive
>>163899456
While I agree with you, you really need to stop talking about it. It'd be better if it were more like ARAM type ASSFAGGIT modes and single picked heroes for each team randomly, but it's an arcade mode: who the fuck actually cares?
>>163898736
No, anon! Posting waifus doesn't make you a bad person, and I think lots of the waifuposters here are perfectly nice!
I just picked up a decent mouse and was wondering, what's a good Sensitivity/DPI setting for trying to get better?
Drawfag here. Homoposters can you post some of your favorite fan art? I'm trying to improve at drawing attractive men.
>>163899456
Last time I played mistery heroes I got mercy 6 times in row, how this is even possible
>>163899456
>>163899568
t. hero mainers who can't play anything else
mystery heroes is an easy mode that is fun and easy to smash out your boxes in one sitting
>>163899456
it's fun because it forces me to play chars I never would have touched
Do Winston mains exist? How play winston? Is he just a meme
>>163899653
>thinks there is a set answer to this question
Just set something you are immediately comfortable with, then slowly change things up or down in increments until you see improvements, c'mon nigga THINK.
>>163899796
>How play winston?
repick into d.va until winston gets buffed.
>>163899698
i sure do love watching my teammates run off cliffs because they didn't get their preferred champs while I get bastion twice in a row against 3 genjis
Great game mode definitely no issues what so ever
>>163899658
Can non-gay husbandoposters apply?
>>163899861
there's a reason why it's under 'Arcade' dummy
>>163899861
It's an arcade game you fucking dunce, if your teammates are fucktards just leave the game and requeue.
>>163899698
Whate.va, faggit. It's not hard to play any of the characters. The problem is that team comp is still a thing.
>>163899292
>tfw to unintelligent to learn Sombra's spray pattern
>>163899895
Go for it, I just want fan art of men that people find attractive.
>>163899796
>great initiator (especially for dive comps)
>great at defending supports from flankers
>an extra shield on top of rein's (great for turtling on maps like anubis, especially if you have a symmetra as well)
he isn't in a great spot right now, but you can definitely make him work
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MubvlUTxYWU&t=183s
>>163898736
Don't bully Adam.
>amelie
>emily
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS?
New sombra buff
She can hack teammates and halve the cooldown of their next skill.
Now she's a real support hero.
>>163899919
>>163899957
Yeah just reque and get literally nothing for all the time you've already wasted in a round while making 0 further progress thru your weekly.
>>163899814
Which is why I wanted a good starting point. Obviously 100 Sens at 16000DPI is bad, as is 1 and 800. On my last, shitty mouse, it was 16 at 1000 DPI, but even that felt wrong.
>>163900137
wait for real
oi luv, ive got the best present for you
>>163899292
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? I NEED CONTEXT
>>163899571
>>163900179
And how the fuck can we tell you what you will find comfortable? This is all up to you dipshit.
>>163900221
These are fun tbqh
>>163900242
To keep your shots centered as best as possible serpentine
>>163900217
Thanks senpai. You have any blogs or anything you follow for this stuff?
>>163899351
>>163900242
This game really is for casuals...
>>163899658
torbjörn doesn't even sound swedish
at all
>>163900137
>half cooldown
Sounds terribly unbalanced.
>>163900331
t. finn
>>163900242
>>163899351
>>163900280
So press a and d a lot?
>>163900368
no but people do say I sound like a Fennoswede when I speak swedish :3
>>163900331
We know, Killian. Now go get some more videos done; I need to laugh today.
>>163900221That thing is huge, so it's possible the vibration will be less effective
>>163900356
why is she drawn white?
>>163899351
>>163900242
>they can't recognize the loot boxes spray pattern
Dumb goys, this is why you'll never have all the skins.
>>163900287
Not really any that share multiple artists, but assassinwoofsart on Tumblr is pretty good. There's justlet-melive as well, though most of her OW art is pretty Junkrat-centric if you're not so much looking for that.
>>163899456
>play Hanamura offense
>can't penetrate the enemy defense because we have 3 mercys and two torbs
>play Hanamura defense
>get curbstomped because my team doesn't have any defense characters
I fucking hate 6v6 mystery
Confess lads.
Who /console/ here?
>tfw top #12 winston on xbox
>>163899653
My personal preference has always been to set a DPI that you are comfy with on your desktop, and then adjust the in-game sensitivity to where you can do a full 360 within the width of your mouse-pad, with a little bit of extra room to spare. Then do a thirty minute warm up session with bots(skirmish, headshot only, 200% damage, full enemy team of Anas) on a daily basis to make that sensitivity feel like second nature.
>>163900607
yep, Playstationfag here. Sold my PC a while ago because I wanted to spend less time gaming (by limiting my options)
>arriving at Nepal
>pick torbjorn
>go 2-0
>realize I went into comp thinking it was qp
>get gold in elim anyway
>enemy team is so butthurt they have a widow and hanzo plus no healer
Where my Torbros at?
Lost 150 SR due to bad teammates and being really stupid. Already got some of it back with Zenny though, so it's fine.
How goes the climb /owg/?If you wanna talk about anything in your mind, i'm still here
>>163900607
I play on XB1. when I get a decent PC I'll get it there, too. Also, how can you tell how far you're on top?
>>163900560
Alright thanks. It's honestly ridiculously hard to find attractive stylized males for reference that aren't Kyoani fujo stuff. I really appreciate it.
>>163900329
you too
>tfw too nervous to play in comp
>>163900704
>want to spend less time gaming
>sell your PC
>keep playing a dedicated gaming system
nigger you what?
All you needed was a little fucking self control
What's the REAL reason you sold your PC?
>>163900814
Nervous? Me? Never!
>>163900137
Good lord no... Imagine a Sombra constantly halving Ana's grenade
>>163900795
forgot the name who draws guys like this, but their art is god-tier in my opinion
just do a image search or something
>>163900763
>go to overbuff
>search your tag
>select competitive or quickplay
It then shows your world rank for each hero below its portrait ( see pic related)
>mfw overwatch is my first shooter
How the fuck do you people use a keyboard to play games, I keep pressing the wrong buttons
>>163900916
as an Ana main this pleases me
>>163899698
That is nothing to do with the problem of Mystery 6v6. The problem is every game is a fucking steam roll for one side 100% of the time. The amount of bullshit perfect opposing team comps I've run into while I get Winston 3 times in a row makes my fucking head spin. The game mode is not fun.
Who /healslutsshouldbebanned/ here?
>>163900607
>friends with the #1 PS4 D.va in the world
>before we added/queued together I would often come up against him in comp
>would rip him to shreds every time
I haven't played in months, wonder how good he is with the buffs
>>163901029
>sombers reduces team mate's cooldowns
>remaining cooldown added to her own abilities cooldown for balance
>>163899698
Mystery is literally "Whoever gets the most Tanks wins".
Hello.
What is your current DPI and in game sens setting?
>>163901125
Man, this is an old picture. Because the new D.va shits on anything but a 90%+ energy Zarya.
>>163900934
Name is in the image but once again, thanks. I've been going through a shitload of gay tumblr blogs and trying to separate the generic fujo stuff from the more interesting stuff so this is a big help.
>>163900984
How do you even know how to type and punctuate if this is too much for you?
>>163900704
Have you been diagnosed by a doctor for genuine mental deficiency?
Wha type of mechanic or hero type could or should there be added?
Maybe some kind of debuffer, maybe a lifeleech character?
What are your general ideas?
>>163901237
what the FUCK is your problem pal
>Symmetra/Mei sees you before you see them
>You die
Epic.
>>163901227
I made it months ago
And surely not, D.va got a buff but Zarya still has the upper hand
>>163900496
I believe that is supposed to be the glow from a computer screen.
>>163901215
the settings that I'm comfortable with, anon! :3
Lorefags help once again plz.
Does Soldier 76 hate omnics/anything remotely robotic?
How would he feel about Bastion? Is it undisclosed or would it probable he hates it?
>>163901393
Don't think so
He's a bit like Rorschach, just hates bad guys
>>163901393
it's unclear, he went after the anti-omnics group but desu i doubt he even cares
i want to sex the blue
>>163900607
PS4 here.
>Friendly reminder that D.va has worst character/personality and caters toward those who have at least 3 anime body pillows
Shimada brothers? More like "Saltmada" brothers, amirite?
>>163901496
w-wna play with me
I don't have any friends to play with
>>163901302
You do realize this works with virtually any hero, right? Even Sombra can kill a Roadhog if she caughts him with his pants down.
>>163901380
Is this private information? I got a new mouse and I'm curious as to how people balance this. I've never paid attention to dpi before.
>>163900984
Cheer up Anon, we were all beginners at some point. Play more and you'll find yourself improving!
>>163901393
S76 doesn't have any Omnic-related lines, either in favor (like Tracer) or against (like Zarya/Torbjorn). He probably has mental scars from the Omnic Crisis, but it doesn't appear to have affected him enough for him to have an immediately negative reaction to Zenyatta or Bastion.
>>163900510
DELETE THIS THEY CANNOT KNOW
>>163901613
You act like sombra is weak
>>163901529
she's a cute and smelly nerd girl with nice feet tbqh
>>163901638
Use what you're comfortable with, champ. Just see what you think is an acceptable speed as to how much your mouse has to move. It's literally just comfortability and preference.
these liberals cry for the stupidest shit
https://twitter.com/pantieschan/status/813975495809335297
>>163900607
PS4 here. Picked up Origins Edition for Christmas. It's about time I got the story behind the tons of porn.Pharah is best waifu.
>My most played character is flavor of the month.
Christ, I wish they'd fix her shield gen so she falls back off to moderately useful instead of "free 150+ health on point defense."
Doubly so so people (usually D.Vas, of course) bitch that she's broken.
Fuck you, slut, at least Symmetra has direct counters. D.Va's absolute worst matchups at this point are neutral. She's the fucking Brawl-era Metaknight of Overwatch.
>>163901695
>>163901227
She doesn't, a 40% charge Zarya has 100 DPS.
>>163901792
>those baggy gloves
disgusting
>>163900607
PS4 here. I generally play tank or healer because I have bad aim, even ignoring lolconsole
>>163901541
Both are frustrating to play against when the user is above average, yes.
>Oh what's that, instant killed again by arrow spam, great.
>>163901765
And? Git gud
>>163901783
>Symmetra has direct counters
She's like Mei in a sense that disorganized play means even her immobile shitskin ass can still flank you because nobody calls anything out.
how do i git gud with genji?
when i play genji i keep getting shit on by platinum shitters
>>163900984
What do you think of this game so far?
>>163901917
stay on the fringes of the battle poking with shurikens
only enter the main battle if you can get easy pick offs or have ult
otherwise just flank and be an annoying cunt to squishies
>>163901759
>No chubbs Mei
Heresy.
>tfw frying a weeb and seeing him desperately try to run away
>he rages in match chat
>>163901917
learn to manage your cooldowns for combos
don't forget to weave f into your combos
>>163900607
Fellow XBOXbro here. Over Level 460, but can't get any higher than Plat because fuck my life.
>>163901917
stay the fuck away from heroes that have moves you can't reflect. If you see an ult you can reflect,nut up and reflect it
>>163901793
At 100% charge Zarya deals 190 DPS, work your way down with that.
While D.va deals 168 DPS at point blank range
I wish I wasn't terrible at this game, I'm tired of gold.
There's either Zarya or Pharah on the enemy team and my teammates think Junkrat is a great idea.
What is it with people choosing Junkrat?
>>163902170
very little mechanical skill required to play Junkrat
People sometimes call Hana an obnoxious, spoiled stacy but I think thats just her D.va persona, Hana Song herself is a nice, friendly girl
>>163902119
iktf
>fry a weeb reflecting everything
>"nice aim lmao"
>kill him again with turrets+beam
>"sym is so braindead lmao"
>>163902119
The stupid part is that people forget that everybody runs at almost the same exact speed, so they can't just run. The best thing to do is fight back
>>163901759
>these comments
Wow, it's almost like people can draw however the fuck they want or something.
>>163902170
Got from 2000 to 2500 in 3 days just playing ana, soldier and dva on koth maps, but don't worry platinum is much worse because everyone think they're good now and want to play dps.
Can't play soldier anymore so it's really hard to climb and 99% of the time we don't have a reinhardt, it will be hard to climb
Why does Blizzard think Defense Matrix is a good idea?
>>163901793
Zarya should do more base damage and the bubble absorb multiplier lowered so it would end up doing the same damage. Then you wouldn't have to rely on the enemy being retarded.
How do I get good with the Omnigger Impaler
Why does blizzard make meme skins? I want a bad ass Winston that's all suited up with a face mask or visor/helmet
>>163902245
And then he swung his 20 meter long tree trunk around while yelling memes in chat.
>>163902338
Learn to analyze the situation. Know when somebody is about to be in danger, and bubble them. If you see a situation where you might take damage, you could run into it purposefully to gain charge. m1 has huge DPS but m2 is useful for the AoE and knockback. Don't go in too deep. You don't have as much health as other tanks, but you have 200 health that regenerates if you stay safe.
tl;dr, play smarter, not harder
Any psn players here? Add me and my friend and lets comp together, flipittyfloppity and woogetyboogedy we friendly
>>163902394
I dont know why they havent made any non event/limited skins, aside from Reinharts Eichenwaldes skins
theyre leaving money on the table
>>163902394
So you want the Frog skins, with the only "memeing" being that he occasionally says "SPLASHDOWN!"?
Because, y'know, they're hideous.
>>163902309
Are you serious? The only tank that can't create a shield or barrier of some sort is Roadhog. Git gud.
>>163901957
I'm rank 8 and I've already seen someone with 5 stars on the other team
I had a widowmaker shout at our healer for not healing him despite them walking into a Soldier 76 ult unprotected and dying instantly
Gameplay is shit at low levels, basically skirmish
I want to master Zarya but need to get used to all the buttons to press, I'll get it eventually I guess
>>163901759
>>163902256
To be fair it's a shit pic
I actually thought the same as that first commenter, it looks nothing like Mei, just someone completely different wearing her outfit
Not something to get upset about though
>>163898765
>artist somehow managed to make symmetra look uglier
>>163902254
She just jumps around like a jackrabbit with her rail thin model and kills you anyway.
>>163902458
What rank
>>163902653
Yeah. I get that it's not great art, but you and I are coming at it from the point that it's just not well-executed or faithful to the character's appearance. They don't like it because the artist didn't draw Mei morbidly obese.
Have you thanked Arnold Tsang for creating all the waifus and husbandos you love so much?
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Arnold_Tsang
http://arnistotle.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>163902797
Oh I'm well aware, they'd probably get mad if a skinny girl was to cosplay Mei IRL too
And if a fat girl was to cosplay Mercy, they'd look for the slightest bit of criticism from others and defend them to the world's end screaming about fat shaming or something like that
Whew lads Zenyatta was my secret favorite no panicking about getting this guy anymore
>>163900242
>>163899996
>>163899382
>>163899351
>not being able autistically recognized Negev spray patterns
blue
>skirmish
>be d.va
>find enemy d.va
>she waves at me
>I wave back
>Thanks!
>Thanks!
>Thanks!
>Thanks!
>she jumps on top of me
>sits down
>wtf.jpeg
>types in chat "MEKA ACTIVATED "
>we laugh and cheer like fellow comrades and shoot anybody who tries to stop us
>:'3c
I really want to play Winston but I'm scared of fucking up
How do I be good? Is it even possible
>>163902996
First step is to find someone to play healer with you because winston is shit if you healer is not paying attention
>>163902996
Go after any enemy that has 200 or less health.
If there is a character with a shotgun on the enemy team, switch characters
>>163902996
It's not that hard.
Just remember you aren't a real tank.
More of a flanker with 500 health.
Also you cannot 1v1 any other tank in the game so avoid them. But jump on everything else while spamming your favorite line.
>>163899456
>Mystery heroes comes around when weekly brawls are a thing
>FUCK YEAH THIS IS THE BEST BRAWL BLIZZARD MAKE THIS PERMANENT
>Mystery heroes comes around when the arcade is a thing
>FUCK OFF BLIZZARD MYSTERY HEROES SUCKS 0/10 WORST GAMEMODE
What changed?
>>163902953
Bluer.
dear jackasses that click their hero over and over on the select screen
stop
you aren't funny
>>163902951
>Playing CSGO the cancer of video games
>>163903053
>>163903069
>>163903073
So only play Winston if enemy team fucked their comp and have only one tank or something ?
>>163903185
pretty much. Tank meta makes Winston garbage
>>163903102
Do you think we will ever see Gerard?
>>163903132
Take the hero from them. It's the only way they'll learn.
>>163903082
>Brawls include mystery heroes
>Brawls removed for mystery heroes 24/7 on two of the snowballiest maps in the game
Gee boss I dunno
Hana Zeigler
>>163902797
>it's just not well-executed or faithful to the character's appearance
> the artist didn't draw Mei morbidly obese.
Senpai, the point is the same - this is, like, Widowmaker cosplaying as Mei, not actual Mei. Artist deserves to get shit for it. If some fat girl gets upset because she identifies with Mei the way spherical neckbeards on 4chan identify with Roadhog, who gives a shit? Bad art deserves criticism, and both sides are correctly pointing out why the art is bad.
>>163903185
he's decent in koth maps his ult is more useful and he can get away more easily.
I watched a grandmaster winston vod but I can't find right now but it gives a pretty good idea how to play him
>>163901843
no where near as disgusting as her tits
My biggest problem with this game is how hard it is to tell what direction I'm being shot from
>>163902898
That's pretty much exactly how it works. If you're a landwhale you can cosplay whatever you want, but God help you if you're healthy and have the nerve to dress up as a fat character.
Honestly, I think these morons get bent way too out of shape over costumes. I had a conversation about cosplaying as Mei with a friend, for instance - her main reason for believing she could pull it off without catching shit for it was the fact that she's enormously overweight, and even then she was worried that people would light her ass on fire for being white. The fact that we even need to talk about what other people think is "okay" for you to dress up as is ridiculous.
>>163903150
where do you think we are
For knowledge purposes this is my placements
7 wins , 1 draw, 2 losses
Got this game 4 days ago, how good is plat because right now it feels like garbage. What is the player distribution?
>>163903253
Well, he's dead.
And not in an ambiguous sense like Ana, Amélie shot him in the head.
Just lost my first game to a hacker in comp.
I don't understand what you gain out of that, just like racking up bans?
>>163903579
I mean before he got necked.
>>163903549
how you can even play that much soldier most of the time my team just instalock 4 dps and yes plat is garbage you get more decent team high diamond
>>163903621
Maybe in a comic or a cinematic or something.
>>163903624
I never had a problem with team comps. I regularly had Zenyatta and Mercy/Lucio on my teams supporting me.
One of my 2 losses was to DC/AFK people which is pretty frustrating.
>>163903589
What's your current SR? you're bound to run into a couple of them in Bronze, but higher ranks is are.
>>163903404
The problem with your reasoning is that you have two groups looking at this two different ways. The first way is, yeah, it's just Widowmaker cosplaying Mei. She's stretched out and she doesn't look chubby enough, so it could use some work to look more like Mei. The second way is taking it to the other extreme, though, because generally people who police Mei art think she should be a hamplanet instead of just looking softer and rounder than average. It's not good art if the artist does that, because it's still not faithful to the original design.
Shhh. Hana is sleeping.
>>163903707
>We'll never get alternative timeline where Gerard's last words "it's not your fault" break Widow from the brainwashing
>>163903713
yeah, depends the time of the day you play there's a lot of leavers.
This is why I play ranked from 10pm til 1 am really rare to get leavers.
>>163903835
WAKE UP YOU WORTHLESS SLUT
>>163903624
I see plat is no different than Bronze. I thought people would have a lot more sense in higher rankings.
>>163903082
I dislike it because I get bad RNG 100% of the time. Enemy team always, fucking always gets perfect Attack and Defense rolls while my team doesn't get shit or the people who DO roll good characters die immediately. I have not enjoyed a game of Mystery 6v6 in a week.
Like literally just earlier today on Hanamura they managed to get to the second point with Reinhardt, Ana, TWO D.Vas a Lucio and a McCree. You know who our rolls were in order to combat this?
2 Widowmakers, T H R E E Mercys, and Winston. I cannot enjoy this game mode because I'm constantly getting ass fucked by the """""""""""""""""""RANDOM"""""""""""""""""""" character rolling.
Post the most satisfying feels
>tfw playing symmy and enemies are too busy in the middle of a big firefight to notice your 6 sentries microwaving them
>>163903835
Would a tank healer/combat medic hero be a worthy addition to the game?
For a kit, I'm thinking;
- 400 total hp, 75/25 split between HP and shields
- Wields Carbine; Skill 1, "Biotic Clip". Use reloads and changes clip to entirely biotics, heals teammates and inflicts poison DOT on enemies.
- Skill 2, "Field Recovery". Collects one medipak to use on self. Spawner doesn't respawn medipak till used.
- Ultimate, "Biotic Airtstrike". Calls in controllable airstrike that creates a DOT area denial that slows and damages enemies while reducing damage for allies.
- Passive, "Camaraderie". Teammates skill cooldowns reduce by 10%.
>>163903786
>The problem with your reasoning is that you have two groups looking at this two different ways.
No, this is literally my point in that post - that it doesn't matter *why* you're arriving at the correct criticism ("your drawing is shit, Mei is chubby"), just that you get there. None of that bullshit you're spewing about "Mei should be a hamplanet" actually corresponds to the criticism you see in >>163902256 . Somebody LITERALLY says, "we still don't have a canon defined weight for her" but "why is she Barbie-sized". The only person presenting "the other extreme" is you. Don't be worse than the people you're criticizing.
>autopick hanzo
>team immediately and collectively loses their shit
its my last joy in this shit game
>>163904082
i think its a terrible idea
>>163903835
>>163904196
I don't even mind people playing hanzo because lately i'm getting a lot of good ones, but i'm still waiting to see a good genji
>>163903835
>>163902230
>>163901792
>>163900628
>>163898745
>>163898540
Reminder to all d.va fags:
Your waifu has the same fashion sense as an italian plumber
>>163904238
>sleeping form
Those slant eyes really do have autism as a racial trait, huh?
>>163904282
They're always useless until they get their ult and then they go back to doing fuck all.
>>163904196
>Attack Hanzo
>>163903901
To wake her up you just have tokiss the spider.
>That guy that picks whatever the fuck he feels like playing no matter what side, what map, or what our team needs
>>163902953
>>163903102
>tfw no smug to hug for the winter
>>163904363
Attack Hanzo>Defensive Hanzo
I've only lost 3 games so far playing ranked 1 due to DCs.
Holy shit you fucks tilt of the face of the planet. Fuck my ass is it so hard to just whine but not press the mic at the same time?
>>163900607
>consolefag friends begging me to buy again on xbox & ps4
>they play maybe once a week and are flat out terrible
>Start playing an Overwatch drinking game in chat
>Every time someone complains about someone else's decisions in competitive or hero pick - be it typed in chat, said over voice comms, or post-game - I take a half-shot of white rum (cause it's all I have right now)
>About an hour into playing Oversnatch
>Already nearly half way through the bottle
H-help...
>>163904572
>No tanks
>No healers
Prepare for an easy defeat.
>>163903721
>hackers in Bronze
How?
I really hate playing Lucio sometimes because everyone plays him wrong and when you play him right people complain.
Today I got some guys asking for me never switch off my passive healing, if you just want lucio healing why not pick a Ana
>>163904707
This would kill me
>>163903835
WAKE UP AND PROTECT YOUR DPS
>>163904163
My bad, I admit I assumed more than I should have. Usually if I see a criticism of art that involves "Wow, they thought they could get away with drawing X like this?" in any capacity, I tend to come to the conclusion that it's being put forward by the kind of pearl-clutching moral busybody who only balks at off-model art if doing so would win them Good Ally Points. But that's my own shortcoming.
>>163903721
Well now it's 2772.
>>163904747
I have no idea, but I have ran into one this week. He was using Lucio and was invincible to any attack. To add insult to injury, I got glitched out the game and received a penalty.
I need that smug mercy shrugging gif
>>163901792BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>>163898736
>>163900083
Adam's a nice boy, leave him alone.
>Finally get a huge feed
>Get excited because you think you just got an amazing play of the game
>It's ANOTHER D.va self destruct
>>163905053
>>163905086
Could be worse. Bastion or Junkrat could've cucked you out of your POTG.
Post yfwPINNED
Is Winston gud? I used to use him back in the beta but I feel like he dies too fast now. Is he not in a good spot now or is it just me?
>>163905265
>>163900607
> tfw masters on xb1
>mfw Symmetra meta soon
>>163905319
it's the tank meta.
I still play him in QP since I find him very fun. But the tank meta has made him worthless in comp.
>>163905265
>>163905319
hes in an awful spot right now.
Dva does everything he does better
>>163905265
>>163905319
Winston is a good tank if you know how to use him properly. He's the least one that helps you push inpayload maps, but can deal with enemies that easily fall and other tanks such as Reign and DVA.
>Finally got a Quad kill with McDonalds ult
>Doenst count because its Mystery Brawl
... I'm rather triggered right now.
>>163905265
This is the place for canon Overwatch lore discussion correct?
How do we feel about this being confirmed canon in the future?
>>163902256
This shit is disgusting because I know exactly what it means.
These entitled rich art school libfag kids play social justice police. When they say "did you really think you could get away with this" = "did you really think you could get away with this without being called all my buzzwords in my buzzword list and doxxed to hell and back, you filthy pleb"?
These children can be knee-deeper in horse shit than, say, /pol/ or /b/. I remember hearing a case years ago of some other kid who drew a fat character too thin and got hunted like a medieval witch hunt. Doxxed, all details leaked, stalked, threatened, so on. Shit drove a 12ish year old to suicide if I remember correctly.
This isn't just about art criticism, that's my fucking problem with these comments. It's about "muh politics" agenda.
Fuck, sorry, I'm just so fucking triggered by these special snowflake kids "uwuu !!! omgg im liTERALLY SCREAMIV NN LMAOOOOO OK SWEAT I E :)))".
How the fuck do you get PotG as Ana?
>>163904048
>set up car wash
>Tracer or Genji passes through
Kek
you know how sometimes you'll see something gross on the internet and you can actually smell the odor just by looking at your monitor
that's what happens when I look at symmetra
>Mercy tired of getting pinned and tackled to death
>NEW SKIN CONFIRMED
>MERCY ON THE GRIDIRON, SET, SET, GO!
>>163905265
>>163905265
>Enemy Rein
>Pins you from the other side of the map, across servers and platforms
>Your Rein
>Cannot pin a Roadhog standing right infront of you
>>163905558
You don't.
>>163905546
No.
Please don't start.
anyone want to group around low plat
doompuppie#11201
>>163905265
>>163905265
What does D.Va's foot sweat taste like?
>>163903150
>Playing CSGO the cancer of video games
>>163905265
>>163905265
>>163905694
What did you think of the fact that Jack was carrying a picture of him and Gabe together along with Ana?
How did you feel about Reaper clearly be envious of families and/or couples together on Christmas?
Pretty sad.
>finally getting a hang of Tracer
>shitting all over Roadhogs and cowboys
This lezzie is more fun than she has any right to be.
>>163905265
>visible confusion
>>163904080
This is the most autistic comic I've ever seen
>>163905265
>mfw getting pinned even though I popped my dart
>the animation went through
>even the sound effect
>still eaten due to delay
>>163905915
jubes left out in the sun
>>163905556
Zamii, wasn't it? I've heard about what happened there, shit was horrible. I'm glad she ended up living through it, but her situation really helped to illustrate just what kind of monsters these people really are. Speaking as an artist, it's as frightening as it is infuriating; you never fully know what will set them off, and some of them genuinely seem to believe that all of their actions, no matter how revolting or cruel, are justified as long as they can claim that they have the moral high ground. So no worries, I completely understand what you're saying.
>game auto highlights offense hero and I press space
>they get mad at me
>have to stay as an offense character because of their trashtalk
I didn't even like the one I chose this sucks
>>163905915
Dew residue with Doritos dust undertones.
>>163906075
are you so retarded that you think you can't unselect a hero?
>>163906107
They're already mad at me, why try to change that? It's fun
>>163905265
>>163905265
>>163905953
I'm sorry, I can't take it seriously because of the way Reaper's drawn in that fucking panel. I immediately start laughing. "hrrr grrr am deaff"
>>163905265
>>163906158
Is Kaplan THE most awkward AAA game dev?
>>163905265
>reinhardt randomly pins you as you round the corner
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>163905265
>double pinned
>>163905265
>>163906272
Nah, Kojima out-autisms everyone.
>>163906143
who did you pick that would make them mad? genji? and do you suck with them or something?
>>163906193
You're not the only one anon.
>>163905265
>>163906353
sombra
>>163906349
>>163906417
should've guessed
but if it was a comp match then fuck you
>>163906349
Post the underwear one or at least the "I AM NOT GAY" one.
>want to play comp
>everyone i team with is offline
>i just hit plat 2508
i aint risking solo
>>163901215
https://youtu.be/Ie5446fSvcY?t=2m7s
this part of this video helped me a ton
seriously, its a small part and its really. its a good video to start with.
>>163906450
no, it was quickplay
What's the most anti-fun character and why is Widow?
It's always the case with snipers, but goddamn if it isnt worse with these claustrophobic maps.
>>163906536
same as tf2's sniper, in a game where most classes attack from close to mid range, there's this one class that's a long range class that ruins the fun for the rest
It's just bad design
>>163906193
deth walks amung u
I don't know what hero should I use to climb plat people just instalock dva and soldier 99% of the time
>>163906452
https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/367894294322872320
>skirmish
>use a sitting gesture
>say hello to the first person I see
>they shoot me in the head immediately
What did they mean by this??
>>163906647
usesymmetra
Gee Ana, why do you get two weiners?
>>163906647
ana
>>163906647
lucio or ana for support, reinhardt for tank, nothing for defense (except Mei on certain defense maps/points perhaps), and anything but sombra on offense
>>163906678
>>163906349
Kojima is cute.
CUTE.
What will Tumblr do when heterosexuality wins the day since you know 98% of the human race is.
What does D.Va's ass sweat taste like?
>>163906712
>>163906901
Probably whine about how underrepresented LGBT people are in modern media (which is totally a real fact, we promise) and go right back to their gay ships.
>>163906929
sweet with a small taste of doritos
>>163906929
Doritos dust with Dew residue undertones.
>>163906609
>Invent an entire class (tanks) that are supposed to either zoom in and shit on Widow or neuter her with barriers and defense
>Still bitch about snipers
>>163906901
But anon, Chu is already heavily suggesting this to be canon. Ana is has already fucked a leaf. I'm sorry.
>Symmetra
Why is the sorting system so shit? I've lost half a dozen matches tonight because the stupid game puts people who are less than rank 50 in Platinum
>>163907140
This bitch is a better DPS than most DPS classes while having god tier utility.
I don't think she's just a pub stomper anymore.
>switched to low sens
>no autistic special aim training
>literally just punching in a number and forcing myself to stick with it for a week
>now have 50% mccree accuracy
Holy shit is playing low sens the secret to giting gud?
Tell me about the assholes you met while playing this week.
>>163907140
>symmetra
>woah there
>>163907114
What did Chu say? So what? Doesn't mean they are married.
>>163907275
Man you Ana76 are really pushing it aren't you? How literal just Chu have to be to get you to understand it's really not happening? I mean, in the next comic if they show Ana literally explaining that nothing ever happened are you going to twist it to something like "well she doesn't mean now but maybe they did at some point.
Come on anon.
Who is cutest overwatch girl?who is cutest overwatch boy?
>>163907275
>Pharah isn't on a date
>the man she is with is in Canada
>Pharah has Canadian inspired skins, aka Thunderbird
It's her dad anon. Who else could it possibility be?
>hey widow you aren't really doing anything can you switch
>"FUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF IT'S Q U I C K P L A Y FFFFFFFUUUUCKKKKK OFFFFFFF FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU IT'S QUIIIIIIICKKKKKKPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FUCKING RETAAAAAAAAAARD"
but
in quickplay you still want to win right?
???
>tfw got best dva skin
>Come back to Overwatch after a few months
>Hear about all this hype for this Sombra character
>Hear she's finally released
>Play Sombra today
owg, what the fuck were they thinking? This is literally the most crippled and autismo class in the game.
>Stealth cloak completely disabled taking ANY damage like Dva's chip damage, making it useless in spam fire fights
>Hack is interrupted taking ANY damage completely interrupts the ability, meaning most non-retarded enemies you're hacking will whip around and shoot you immediately
>Passive "highlight" ability is a horribly underpowered Widowmaker ult
>You can hack health packs. Woo, because how many times do you need multiple health packs in a few seconds? Next to never with a good healer.
>LITERALLY THE LOUDEST CLOAKING AND DE-CLOAKING SOUND OF ANY STEALTH HERO IN THE HISTORY OF BUTTFUCK FOREVER
>Teleport orb has cooldown, meaning when it's not up you're basically worthless, and if you use it to traverse land you're fucked until it comes back up
>Ult does no damage on an offensive class - only disables enemy abilities
What the fuck were they thinking?
Why can't the cloak just flicker briefly upon being shot?
Why does she say stupid shit when she uncloaks?
WHY IS A STEALTH CHARACTER IN FLUORESCENT COLORS?
Why is every single aspect of Sombra done better by some other class?
Why is she so perfect.
>>163907424
>Who is cutest overwatch girl?
D.Va
>who is cutest overwatch boy?___D.Va_
>>163907424
MercyD.va
>>163907208
Well, the full package is basically this: good mouse, big mouse pad, 144hz monitor, above 144 fps at all times, vsync off, good posture and arm position, low sens, lots of practice. There, now those are all the "secrets" to good aim.
>>163907208
what sensitivity
why would you even make this post if you aren't going to say
>>163907536
i actually had a dream about her last night, was pretty good
>>163907424
D.va
Genji
Also: Bastion
>>163905265
>>163907394
I don't know how you fags think how heterosexuals are but just because you get a girl pregnant doesn't mean you are going to stay with them forever. Plus from the trailer it looked like Ana did all the raising of Pharah herself. Haven't you Reaper/76 people been grasping at straws for months? There is no evidence to support that they are gay. Only Tumblr fanart.
>>163907474
I know. There's probably a lot more too it though. I just want to see how the story goes.
>>163907694
>complains about a lack of evidence
>pushes a ship with the most evidence against it
kek
The only thing broken about Symmetra right now is the range of her beam
This is the only ship that should ever become canon. Prove me otherwise. Protip: you can't.
>>163907495
Hey everyone
This guy got the best dva skin
>>163907871
>shipping Genji with the objective
Why are shipping fags so delusional?
>>163907140
>letting symmetra get in melee range
>>163907871
Lewd.
>>163907424
>Girl
Zarya
>Boy
Junkrat
Prove me wrong.
>>163907871
>a crack ship like this is actually recognized
Fucking LEAVE
>>163907871
>widow
>hanzo
>Objective
Like
>>163907937
said,
Shipfags are out of their fucking mind
What is the point of comp mode in this game? How does applying a "skill rating" to a single player based on team wins and losses, without factoring in personal performance, make any sense whatsoever? Wouldn't a better option for competitive play be setting up an automated or semi-automated tournament system where players can pre-form teams and compete in a bracket over a few hours rather than grind endlessly on the negative reinforcement good goy ladder?
>>163908148
All I can think when I see this art is that it makes her look like she's dressed as a Murakumo unit from BlazBlue, just without the visor or blades.
>>163908108
>Winning always adds rating
>end up with people who got carried getting obliterated and having a 1 sided game when they're all together
>Losing reduces rating
>Rounds end up in a complete utter stomp when good players with shit teams end up together
Yeah blizzard did a pretty shit job. Games are usually a team completely stomping the other one, barely any close games
>>163907506
Shes fine if you know what you're doing, you just don't know how to play her
t. someone who isnt an idiot
She is so cute.
is there a discord for /vg/ or anything?
This is the only D.Va I care about.
>>163908321
there is a discord for this general, but discords are cancer that kill generals, like the smash genera.
Avoid them
>>163908379
I just want people to talk to in real time
Why does OW put level 40s into Platinum, I keep losinng because of these shithead noobs
>>163907974
>Junkrat cutest boy
>prove you wrong
How would I?
Why would I?
>>163908321
What, feeling to mood to ERP with teenage boys?
>will never be able to go brokeback with McCree
Better kill myself.
>>163899658
>>163908456
Only if they play Rein.
>>163908421
because they barely factor in personal performance during placements if at all. quick play and arcade are the only reason to play this game, comp is shit.
Do I still have a chance for skins?
>>163907424
Mercy
Genji
Literally made for one-another.
>>163908442
Yeah, that's what I thought.That art is absolutely fucking precious and it is going directly into my folder, bless your heart.
>>163904363
>doesn't know how the game works
3v3 becomes a lot funner if you make all the teams that fail you descend into re instancing hell and get no wins
>>163908475
>>163907424
mei, lúcio
anyone in California feel that little earthquake?
>>163908687
I'm always playing Torb ;^)
Why is nobody talking about the little kid with Hanzo in the comic? Is it his son? His another brother? His cousin? A random beggar kid? A random bystander?
Why is Hanzo looking at that cake? Is he buying it? For the kid? Is he gonna fuck the cake? Is he gonna share it? With who? Heroes? Genji? Is he gonna eat the cake all by himself?
I fucking hate Hanzo.
dumb hacker girl
Based on how you played today, do you deserve a marshmallow?
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
drawstreaming rn, gimme some requests
>>163905991
What the fuck?
>>163908903
Zarya being cute.
>>163908903
Junkrat as Joker
Reinhardt as Bane
>>163903579
>not in an ambiguous sense like Ana
>shot him in the head
Like that time that Ana got shot in the head?
>>163908859
I don't want a marshmallow.I want his penis.
>>163900496
Because whites are more attractive
>>163905991
>>163908940
>when your team is rolling with a 2-3-1 comp and your only support suddenly drops the healer and goes DPS the rest of the way
>>163908903
A reinhardt Deathclaw in Balderich armor
>>163908903
can I get that image without the caption?
>>163908903
17 year old deadlock McCree doing stupid shit
>>163899571
>>163900251
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>163908903
Gabe and Jack watching a movie on the couch, your choice and the two can't stop criticizing it.
>>163908903
Could you post or give link without text?
>>163908875
> incest >:(
> stop shipping incest
Why is tumblr full of such prudes.
>>163907972
>7m
>literally larger than winston's taser range
>melee range
tales from the silver league
>console players
>>163905265
RIP Rein
>>163909216
seems like a little joke to me
Is anyone wants that Mei's next skins be Mr. Freeze costume from BAS?
>>163909168
>>163909114
http://tra-ybbon.tumblr.com/post/154743603060
>>163909248
at least learn how to make proper webms before shitposting about yoru platform
>>163909253
>tfw it takes hammer down + fire strike + charge + a melee to kill Hog
Rein vs Hog is, like...1-9
it really triggers my autism that Ana's voice doesn't sound younger when you use her young skins.
>>163909313
Thanks
>>163909323
>tfw I can just huff after being pinned, knowing that I'll still have more hp after
>>163909393
That is why you use her Shrike skin you dumb idiot
Just leave it here for somebody
https://youtu.be/Odu9aam6Ucc
>>163909393
Blizzard are lazy fucks, say thanks that they add that skin at all
>>163908815
STOP bullying the purple, right now.
>>163909472
>dark and edgy skin
No thanks
>>163909393
>Not using the GET OUT OF HERE STALKER skins
These are the games in which Chu was involved in the storytelling. Will this be good or bad for the lore and story of OW?
http://michael-chu.com/
>>163909393
V.As cost money.That is also why we're never getting Genderbent!Skins.
>>163909472
but I like playing cute Ana
>>163909603
>>163909409
who is this supposed to even be
>>163908875
why are there so many fucking faggots?
kill them all.
>>163909393
Same here.
Tell me about the OC hero idea that I know you have, Anon
Does /owg/ like gency?
>>163909647
its probably more canon than pharmercy if the comics are anything to go by
>>163908903
Anything that has reinhardt being a badass.
>>163905265
FUCK YOU REINHARDT. I SAW YOU LITERALLY EAT THAT FUCKING FLASHBANG. WTF ARE YOU STILL CHARGING FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>163909626
I think Mei waiting for D.Va coming back from shower
>>163909393
Be maximum weeb like me and play with jap voice, Ana sounds like that neighborhood MILF that let's little boys in to her home to get some "candies" and they will end up a man instead
>>163909020
Well then you're just going to have to earn five marshmallows and turn them in.
>>163909647
Good morning to you too, Chu.
>>163909641
a builder hero who builds AI controlled robots to fight for them
>using McRee on any Ilios map
>>163909741
Ana sounds nice, but everyone else sounds like absolute shit.
>>163909741
lewd
>>163909647
I'm not sure how many people here genuinely hate it and how many are just memeing, but I think it's okay.
Is overwatch the first (western) game to use a confirmed lesbian on the box art?
>>163909775
>163909509
Nobody wanted that
Won't even get a (You) out of me
WTF I LOVE ANA NOW
I THOUGHT I SUCKED ASS WITH EVERY SNIPER IN EVERY VIDEO GAME
BUT I FUCKING ACE ANA
>>163909763
mei without glasses is CUTE
>>163909892
Fear effect?
>>163909647
>>163909684
>>163909887
>>163909741
All the other languages suck dick. English works so well because of the variety of accents.
>>163909409
>>163909727
>>163909967
too skinny to be Mei
>>163909892
The Last of Us
>>163910042
>>>tumblr
>Obtain new headset for Christmas.
>Finally adjust Widow-only sensitivity down.
>I can suddenly actually contribute to games as her.
She's no spray and pray hero anymore! WOOOOOBERRY!
>>163910042
She is not that fat, so it could be + artist view I guess
>>163901586
I know this is a late reply but sure.
What's your PSN?
Why is Pharah so fun?
>mook got rid of (You)s
>>163910137
I can give you mine, wanna play some 3v3?
>>163910042
Artists impression
Glasses on robot, and the hair pin beside her with hair down, definitely Mei.
Blue eyes on a Chinese character though, kind of weird.
>>163909727
That anatomy is awful
I CAN'T STOP PLAYING ATTACK SYMMETRA
SHE'S JUST TOO GOOD
I know that once I graduate fromPlatand face people who can actually aim, she's going to fall off, but damn I can't stop picking her when McCree / Reaper / Soldier: 76 just aren't enough damage. Doesn't even matter that the enemy team is running three tanks. Three tanks can't do shit when both their healers and their one "dps" character is dead.
And that shield generator.
Nobody looks for a shield generator because there is no visual indication on where on the map it is, it's fucking great.
The day they nerf either the laser range / ramp-up speed / shield generator range is the day she becomes useless again though.
And the best part is when teammates give me shit until I laser my first batch of victims, drop a shield generator by the point, and then they become unkillable. Then suddenly they either go quiet or change their tune. It's hilarious.
>"omg we have too many supports, symmetra switch please"
>"lol attack symmetra, gg"
>"symmetra is not dps"
>"why did you make me switch off torb if you're going to pick sym"
>"my team is full of retards"
And then there's the enemy salt. They just start bitching non-stop in all chat or have somebody switch dps to symmetra and still lose because they don't know how to use her. It's delicious.
I think the only real counter to Symmetra is a stack of shield characters, so unless they have at least 2 of Reinhardt / Zarya / Winston, nothing's going to stop me from lasering the shit out of them if they don't have a competent player who can click on my head.I feel guilty taking advantage of this.
>>163910291
Fix it for us, I don't want to trigger you again then I'll post again
>>163910368
>>163910335
Nah that isn't my job
Learn to recognize bad anatomy and don't save pictures with it. It'll only help you in the future
>>163910246
lets see
>>163910427
>>163910246
>02
youre idding right
>>163910306
You should, she's cancer.
>"pro" player internethulk from envyus the best team in the world
>platinum solo queue
LOL
>>163909892
Does it fucking matter? She's not on the cover because she's a lesbian, she's on the cover because she's one of the first characters they designed and she is pretty recognizable.
I doubt they even had the intention of making her a lesbian until after the game was released and people started speculating/shipping.
What makes her so perfect?
>>163900089
That red is actually blue in disguise
>>163910119
>>>/buzzwordville/
>>163910534
>>163909118
np man
>>163910306
>Nobody looks for a shield generator because there is no visual indication on where on the map it is, it's fucking great.
They're already recording voice lines for "I've spotted a shield generator!" just like the teleporter, they're just waiting on the last few VAs to get in and do it. After that you'll be limited to a few spots on each point, since even a pixel's glimpse of the generator will give it away, and then flanking Tracers will be able to get rid of it pretty easily. Enjoy it while you can.
>>163910609
Oh my fucking God, he got rid of (You) and replaced it with this
>>163899571
>>163900251
>2 minutes in 3 MB with acceptable quality
What magic is this? My webms are blurry as fuck even if they are 10 seconds
Anyone willing to carry me out of gold? I usually do pretty good but it's hard to climb when every other game I get a pro genji or a a hanzo main. Here are my main's stats
>>163910248
Atm I'm about to go to sleep. But I'll give you my PSN for later if you'd like to send me a friend request.Electricfeels
>>163909684
everything is more canon than pharmercy
>>163910676
I'm sure Mercy could develop medical technology that allows 2 women to have children
>>163909647
Oh yeah.
Good night, my friends.
>>163910862
We can already revert normal cells back into embryonic stem cells. The only stumbling block left is coaxing a stem cell of one gender to develop into a reproductive cell (sperm or ovum) of the other. There's already a few researchers out there claiming they've figured out how to do it. This is something we're going to figure out in real life in the (comparatively) immediate future.
>>163909168
Pharah looks like a pig or bat in that picture
What is your favorite "Hello" in the game?
I don't even play Junkrat but "G'day m8" always puts a smile on my face.
>>163911089
>males will become completely obsolete in your lifetime
What a time to be alive! Purest love triumphs.
Junkrat
>>163910675
Cute.
>>163911195
D.Va's!
>>163911116
So, a kid.
FUCK COMPETITIVE GOOD GOD
I AM THE GUDDEST IN MY GODDAMN NEIGHBORHOOD AND I JUST CANNOT CATCH A BREAK
>>163911116
Maybe because Ana pushing her nose?
>>163911089
Which one would carry the baby? Pharah or Mercy?
>>163911261
Annyeung!!!!
Who will by gay next?
What other fun things will add to the Overwatch characters?
>Alcoholism/Drug abuse
>STDs
>mental illness
>>163911201
Is the best and I love his cute nubs.
>>163911382
Pharah of course
>TFW didn't even bother finishing placements
Am I missing out not playing Competitive? You don't even get exclusive competitive skins anyway.
>Golden guns
looks shit
>shitters encouraging other shitters to play Hanzo
People like them should be banned from the Internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r50luo8qBQQ&ab_channel=OverwatchCentral
>>163911420
Reinhardt already has a mental illness. McCree is an alcoholic.
>>163911350
Will her fans accept the new edgy Hana?
>>163911420
>>Alcoholism
Need I remind you about the McCree and Sombra in a bar panel of the comic?
>>163911420
PTSD Morrison
>>163911426
I want to kiss and lick his nubs and apply lotion to them and massage them.
So /owg/, who is your waifu? Or maybe you have a husbando instead?
>>163911478
Why not
>>163905702
bumping lfg
I'm so desperate ill even mercy/Lucio
YOUs ARE GONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOUs ARE GONE THIS IS NOT A DRILLYOUs ARE GONE THIS IS NOT A DRILLYOUs ARE GONE THIS IS NOT A DRILLYOUs ARE GONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>163911529
All girls are my waifus. Blizzard made every female perfect for me!
>>163909647
Nope.
>you are going to cum in me, dead or alive
What does she mean by this?
You're now in charge of stopping the current Tank / Soldier 69 / Ana team comp trend.
You can change one thing about 3 different Heroes in order to overcome this deadlock meta. You can nerf, buff, or completely alter an ability or statistic of a Hero.
What do you change?
>be me
>get bullied in qm because i'm doble prestiged but never played a single game of ranked
overwatch is where i come to relax and heal my soul after ranked dota.
>>163911502
Do you think he'd like having them touched? It seems like such an intimate thing to do, I wonder if it'd make him feel vulnerable.
>>163911529
Pic related.
>>163911592
nice meme. take this (you)
>>163911420
Reinhardt acts like Don Quixote in his comic, so I guess he does suffers from delusions/hallucinations.
Torbjorn has some form of dwarfism.
Pharah is bland.
>>163911713only by roadhog
>>163911420
McCree is already the alcoholist
>>163911635
She's autistic, so she doesn't know how to properly seduce someone.
>>163911734
>>163911708
>>>/qa/
NOT A DRILL
I played a game with mccree after a really long time, and my aim with him is really good lol, i'm probably better at him than soldier.
>>163911638
Remove heal boost from Ana's grenade
Revert D.Va matrix buff
>>163911776
Oh you.What if I want to be the one to touch them?
baka desu senpai
So /owg/ what you got for Christmas?
>>163911903
>Torbjorn starts bobbing uncertainly in the background
Cute.
>>163911964
Couple of shirts and gift cards, plus the Last Guardian. I'm glad I got what I wanted out of the loot boxes already so I can actually play it.
>go around corner spamming left click with mcreeee
>double kill
y-yeah totally meant that guys
>>163911851
still works for me
>>163911964
>>163911529
Pharah is my beautiful waifu.And McCree is my beautiful husbando.
>>163911964
Nothing. After the shit year our family had, we didnt feel like doing anything.
... Well, no, that's a lie. I got 8 hours of my life wasted on a corrupted windows update and a migraine.
>be good in other shooters (read BF, TF 2, CS, ET and CoD)
>suck at Overwatch
What am I doing wrong, senpaitachi?
>>163912156
>pick d.va
>press shift then q in the general direction of the enemy team
Welcome to plat.
Why do so many people now throw if things arent going their way even if the match just started???
shit wasnt like this in Season 1
Is there any reason why I should even trust this app? It seems inaccurate
I'mSilver
>tfw you get a fairly challenging achievement completely by accident
feels good
>>163912226
post app name pls
>just started
>be shit with anything that isn't 76 or Symmetra
>Start hating all the girls
Wew. That PoG with a turret barrage was neat though
>>163910708
it's because it's a visually simple animation (small variety in colors, simple changes in pixel comp from one frame to the next). You know how the PNG format is excellent at handling simple images? same concept.
I was actually very surprised myself when I found it it would all fit in 1 vid. For stuff like gameplay clips I never go below a bitrate of 1 MB per second, and even then it still looks like shit and, like you, I can't get more than ~10 seconds of footage. But for these webms I took that shit down to fucking 200 KB (0.2 MB), 100 KB to fit the vid in a single webm but, as I mentioned, 4chan doesn't allow more than 120 seconds in a webm.
>>163911635
>>163911831
>ywn have autistic sex with a girl
I keep thinking Symmetra and Pharah would be the same in bed except Symmetra would plan everything and insist to be on top to optimize the effectiveness while Pharah expects you to take the lead.
What do D.Va'spussy juicestaste like?
>>163911964
Sorry, no OW related stuff. I live in a poor country so this Parisian Restaurant is a big deal, the whole family bought it together.
My biggest lego set was around 500 pieces before.
>>163912416
source?
>>163912438
like fish
FISH!
>>163912542
Nice shit friend
>>163912549
Highschool DxD. A harem / fighting animu so no sex but plenty of lewd. The tomboy comes in the second season I think.
>>163911964
Cash, which I used onFate/Grand Order.
>>163906054
This.
>Seeing 100% precision german engineering getting ready to tackle my old lady bones to the ground
>Shoot sleepdart
>Hear the click
>Quiet tim...PINNED
>End up as a smear on the wall made of granny guts and excess piss
>CATCHPHRASE!
Every fucking time.
>no Pharah gf
>>163912542
Have you complete it yet?
>>163910708
It's almost as if compression works very well when there is fuck all information present and doesn't work very well when there is a lot of information present!
>>163905265
>Rein tries to pop me off the edge
>he stops at the edge and I can fly freely
>concussion blast him off the edge and fly to safety
Pharah is love
>>163912438
her pussy smells like dorito cheese flavouring
and it tastes like flat mountain dew
>>163912660
Yes. It took more than 8 or 9 hours to build it. It was pretty easy because it came with numbered bags and different instruction booklets for every floor. Every page listed all the new pieces on the top.
>>163912641
Her codename was "Shrike", but she grew out of the phase faster than her friends. Probably because girls mature faster.
>>163911964
a badass $300 chess board
>>163912438
>ywn get to taste it
So I just bought this game and I have a few thoughts to share;
These girls are fucking qties
The game feels good when you're doing well
Why the fuck do people play attack heroes on defence, proceed to get no kills, and blame others?
>>163912789
>>163912438
Does she shave??
>>163912987
Koreans shave. They are not disgusting nips.
>>163899571
Is this a tier list?
Which hero gets bullied the most
>>163912226
No. The way this app works is it takes your averages and uses them to place you in a league. For example, if you are silver but have top 1% damage, it will claim you are a GM level in terms of DPS. What it misses is that these averages will be much lower if you actually played in these leagues.
For example, on my smurf I was top 1% (GM) when I was ranking up through plat, but the moment I got to masters I was suddenly only top 30% (high plat-diamondish). People learn to dodge, they start punishing you more if you are too aggressive so you cant dish out as much damage, you have to play more securely, etc.
tl;dr - no, you can not trust this app
>>163913015
I like a nice bush.
You only need to shave the labia anyway for oral sex.
Most vulvas look ugly completely shaven unless you have good skin.
>>163913015
Korean in general might shave, but maybe Hana is the exception...
>>163913108
pretty sure she just has a nice, pronounced mound
>>163913067
That's what i thought
For what it's worth, I remember those matches and I did feel like they were very good matches but I wouldn't put them anywhere near there.
I don't usually use stat trackers anyway,
>>163913063
Mercy.
>we have Winston on attack
>capture 1st point
>payload seizes on next corner, they have bastion now
>our monkey keeps jumping in
>dying
>autistic screeching on text and voice
>OUR DPS KILL BASTION PLS
>quickly lose
>tell him to chill nigger
>screeching, he tells he reported me
>queue for next match
>he is on my team now
>enemy team doesnt push once and we win easily
>after match
>"yeah you fucking idiots didnt push once gg ez"
Lol'd
>>163913354
Remember to bully Mercy mains
Keep doing them until they switch.
Hana's body
>>163913397
I respect our healsluts.
>>163913397
>Bullying the person keeping you alive
That'll last about five seconds.
>>163913453
Jokes on youI'm the other healer
>>163913528
Now you just sound petty and jealous that someone else is doing a better job!
>>163913528
Oh, so you're the Ana who nano-boosted Hanzo three times in a row?
You suck.
>>163913541
>Have Gold healing
Nope. Its bullying.
>>163913541
>Mercy
>ANY Mercy
>Doing a better job
>At ANYTHING
>>163913648
At the very least, Mercy can pretty easily outheal Zenyatta.
DED THRED DED GAME???
>>163913808
Zen can heal from longer range, though, and can fight while healing
anyone else disconnected?
>>163913808
While Zen outputs more damage, discords, saves from Zarya ults etc
>>163913870
>>163913884
"Anything" means anything. Qualifiers need not apply :^)
>Some dumbass on our team in comp was throwing a match in the 2nd round (Defend) in Numbani
>He was just jacking off with Torbjorn in the spawn room
>messages me (console peasant) to tell me he won't do anything unless one of our teammates switches off their hero
>Said player switches heroes, not knowing any of this
>this jackass is still doing fuck all in the spawn room
>i message them at the end of the match "OH WELL, THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE USED THAT HERO IN THE FIRST PLACE, LOL"
Surprise surprise, he also told me he's a high-schooler. Gotta love the winter break shitters.
>>163913948
I'm sorry that was probably my son, I'll take away his PS4
>>163913808
There is no two combination of support heroes where Mercy would fit.
Running Lucio or Zen basically needs you to run either Ana or Mercy because the former two can't burst heal critically dying allies. BUT, Ana can sleep, defend herself, block enemy healing and doesn't need to be close to allies.
>>163913453
Mercy sucks and is a waste of a slot.
reminder that mercy is only for erp and not actually a hero
>>163913996
Please, make sure of that. Thank you for your cooperation.
Does doing good in quick play help you with hidden rating or something for your placements or is there a set rating all fresh accounts do placements at?
>>163914036
And Nanoboost, don't forget Nano.
>>163914084
They will probably copy your QP rating as a starting point for placements but after that QP and Comp are separate ratings.
>>163905265
>>163913808
Lucio/Ana has more healing, better healing and better utility. Mercy has an ult.
>>163905265
>implying I'm not the one doing the pinning
Is it possible for my hidden QP rating to be higher than my ranked rating?
>>163909692
hella
>>163914187
>Yfw charging a charging Rein
disconnected again, wtf?
Now that overpwn is gone where should i go for info?
contain your boners
>Mystery heroes
>Enemy team defending pretty well and we cant push for shit because of shit heroes
>Overtime
>Our lucio singlehandedly stalls for like 2 minutes until we manage to break through
>>163914286
>>163899796
He's great to zone out squshier characters.
Gets demolished by Reaper and Dva tho.
>>163914432
Fixed.
LORD
HAVE
MERCY
How do you practice tracking? My aim with tracer is abysmal, and I want to get better.
>>163914432
This is the most disgusting thing I've seen all day.
>>163914590
keep playing tracer. In a couple years you'll be good
>>163911556
plz god anyone is better than the 5 rando shitters im put with
fuck off if youre ana tho
>>163914590
By repicking to a different hero.
>>163911460
Literally the only reason I'd want to get into comp myself would be to get the golden nuts with the nutcracker skin.
>>163911638
but I like this meta....
>>163914590
Go to the training room a bit, then you can go to qp.
You'll get the hang of it eventually
i just saw a master level genji player shit talk a platinum winston because he counter picked him in quick play.
what's wrong with genji player?
disconnected for the third time. everything else internet-related is working fine, it's just overwatch that keeps disconnecting.
fuck you blizzard. night.
>>163914432
Mission failed, we'll get em next time.
>>163911964
About 250 dollars worth a shit that's too long to list.
As long as the SFM keeps coming, I don't care if the Pharmercy ship is dead
>>163911638
Ana's nade no longer does direct healing/damage
D.Va's DM has a 0.75 second start up time before coming into effect.
Roadhog shoots 8 pellets that do 26 damage each now
That would fix the tank meta, but there's some other thing I'd change.
Bastion gains the ability to erect a static rectangular shield with 400 hp
Sombra's invis is totally quiet and no longer has delays when going in or out of invis
Pharah can detonate her concussive blast on cue
Junkrat can hold M1 to make his balls travel faster/further
Torb's turret starts at level 2 with 150/350 health
>>163914653
add me if your online at like 3am GMT cause im a monster that stay up this early/late
i swear im not shit
>>163915230
>shitcan Ana instead of fixing her
>Buffing Roadhog's damage
>giving Bastion more EHP
>giving Sombra basically a free Dead Ringer
>speed boosting Junkrat pills
>buffing the fucking Torbjorn turret
I'm glad you're not in charge of video game balance.
>>163909157
here you go man
think that's all for tonight, thanks for watching the stream!
>>163915470
I think he meant 8 damage with 26 pellets.
Either way, that's less damage than now, which is 9 damage with 25 pellets.
How do I git gid with Widowmaker
>>163916047
Play her in silver
>>163916047
you don't
>>163900628
I put my ingame sens to 2.5, leaving me with about 1/3rd of a spin on full pad breadth.
Adds stability and guarantees every shot I do with Ana, Cree, Soldier, Hog etc.
Only non-issue is when I face a tracer that runs your setup with full spin and jumps through me, shoots my back, jumps back through me, shoots my back again.
Good thing proper tracers are rare and allways dart left and right. <- Free kill right there.
>>163912224
No in season 1 they just rage quit instead.
>>163914878
Genji mains are the worst.
Not because the character himself is bad but because they won't fucking switch no matter the situation.
>>163916047
Snipe Meis.
>>163916107
t. Torbjorn main
>>163905265
I haven't played in a while.
Are supports still screwed over in competitive?
>>163902898
This makes me so worried to cosplay Mei. She's my favorite girl but I'm not over weight and don't want to be attacked.
>>163916365
http://imgur.com/a/OHIB3
>>163916485
Those people are autistic and never leave their basements, and even if they did, they would sperg out and run before they managed to spout a single word to you.
Everyone's very brave behind a keyboard.
>>163916548
We need more lesbian spite porn.
>>163916580
I've never been in a fandom with so many sjws before and oh lord it's horrifying.
>hit Master today
i'm going to play with the good players now, right?
>>163916604
What makes it different from straight women spite porn?
The nasty shit women do to each other don't change because of sexuality.
>>163916396
4 tanks, 2 healers
Heal or don't supportBITCH
>>163916883
Hah, you wish. Master is the new Diamond.
>>163916910
Nah, look at that smile. Widow is enjoying that way too much.
It's sex spite.
How far will Ana carry me to if I'm gud with her?
>>163917070
Top 500
>>163905265
i swear to god lucio is a fucking reinhardt magnet, no matter how much i jump around, wallrun and speedbost, there's a reinhardt homing in onto me
>Australian Summer
>it's almost 11pm and currently 33C (91F)
>CPU is at 60C-70C (140F-158F))
>can't play Overwatch because computer spikes up to 75C+ (167F)
>tfw just want lootboxes but can't play to get them
>>163917161
7-1, etc
>>163917196
>75C
That's fine for operating temps, only worry if you start hitting 100C+
>>163917196
Is there a dingo spider in your computer?
>>163911638
sombra counters the current meta, she just needs a very slight fine tuning
>make it so she doesn't shout "IM RIGHT HERE" when she uncloaks
there, fixed.
>>163905265
>>163917295
I was thinking taking damage wouldn't interrupt her hack to be the best way to buff her although that might bring her to ana/dva tier.
>>163917579
>can turn off anyone's abilities and prevent them from using their ults for six seconds without any way of avoiding it
no that would be OP, she can already do that with her ult. Too strong for a regular ability
>>163917295
>>163917579
increase damage by 2 (max) per bullet
remove her stupid voice line or make it not played to enemies when she uncloaks
being damaged slows her hacking, depending on damage taken. completely interrupts when too much is taken
>>163917295
My thoughts for Sombra:
>A small increase in range/reduce damage fall off.
>Tighten spread of her gun
Now she can fight at Midrange effectively instead of needing to be up close as fuck.
>Decrease time after invis to be able to activate
Now she can actually act when she sneaks up on someone, instead of having them being able to act before she can.
>>163905265
>still have half health
>press E fly away or take rein off a cliff
You just wasted your E you little pawn.
I am now a junkrat main
>dps congratulating each other on how they won the game
>have damage, elim, objective elim & time spent on objective golds as diva with a 46% team damage card as d.va
>>163917717
Why?
Because he'sfun?
>>163916883
You will play with the top 10%. They are alright but still do retarded shit on occasion. They also have over inflated egos so don't bother trying to organise them.
>Hanzo "main" on my team
>apparently has no idea what the levi-civita connection is
I need to get out of plat.
>>163917824
Because this game is shit and season 3 is fucking terrible and I want to see if I can hit welfare master with a character I never played before
>>163916883
>season 3 master
Wow dude you're so good
I'm a complete novice.
What do I need to know beforehand? An hints for the glory?
>>163917956
haha look at me im such an ironic shitposter haha you're so GOOD lool le ecks dee XDD xd
>>163917960
Watch One Amongst Many's coaching videos. You will learn a lot.
>>163917960
>hints for the glory
Playfun.vaand press Q when it becomes available, proceed to tell the party forced to watch your POTGs that it takes great skill.
>>163917834
>So don't bother organizing with them
If this thread didnt hit image limit, I would have posted a pic to describe the stupidity of this statement in a way words are incapable of doing.
>>163917915
... what's levi-civita connection?
t. grand master
>>163918036
It's the fucking coriolis effect.
>when high level video games require a 7 year background in mathematics.
new thread please
>>163918102
sorry for being a CS 1.5 kidI only play vidja and work, i'm stoopid
>>163917960
>Glory
You cant go wrong with Reinhardt
>>163918036
A connection tells you how parallel transport of vectors along a curve on a manifold works. The Levi-Civita connection is the unique torsion free connection that preserves that's compatible with the metric.
Gotta know these things if you want to git gud with Hanzo.
>>163918152
>681 replies
>>163917672
>A small increase in range/reduce damage fall off.
Not really her issue. She can't sneak up and reliably kill anyone in a flank. You even risk dying against a good Zenyatta.
>>163911632
My Nigga
>>163917915
>>163918102
>>163918270
>Easy algebra
new thread when
>image limit reached
>>163918701
>>163918701
>>163918701
>>163918701
>win 5-6 competitive games in a row running only 2
>some random in our party is named "idontmainwidow" so we invite him
>it's a very low level smurf account
>claims he's a master on his other account
>the new guy starts flirting with the chick I've been on a winning spree with (little does he know she's a 6/10)
>team chemistry gets fucked up
>lose 5 in a row
>say fuck it if I lose again I'm done
>winning on numbani
>stray cat runs into my house via my dog door and freezes right in front of my Xbox
>the cat somehow turns off my fucking Xbox
>banned from comp for a while plus got bad penalty
>throw slipper at cat and contemplate suicide
>>163911638
D.va
>reduce health to 500 again
>increase ult charge time
>windup on dm
The problem with d.va is she is unkillable because of defense matrix, her massive amounts of armor and her ult fully restoring health.
Roadhog
>hook now a projectile with less forgiving hitbox and its cooldown is increased to 8 seconds
>players no longer stunned by hook and can use an ability before roadhog shoots them
Roadhog's hook already puts his opponent in a vulnerable position, it doesn't make sense that he can instagib his opponents at a far greater range than soldier or McCree on a 6 second cooldown.
Ana
>biotic grenade cooldown increased to 8 seconds and instant heal/ damage reduced to 50.
>sleep dart maximum sleep time reduced to 3 seconds
>magazine size reduced to 8
>scoped healing is still the same or possibly increased but unscoped healing reduced to 60
Ana does a lot of things too damn well, keep whats interesting and fun about her but make it so she has to scope in to get the best heals making her vulnerable to flankers and DPS.
>>163911638
buff zenyatta jump height, even more so during ultimate
allow junkrat to bhop (with a 25% speed increase while bhopping)
remove noise from sombra's cloaking/uncloaking, flicker when hit during invis, teleport to translocator immediately, increase throw height of translocator, make EMP 17 meters for a duration of 8 seconds
>>163898736
>Looks like any alt-left-hipster-fag, with more gender pronouns then a TED talks orgy.
>>163910306
because it's easy mode and all your brain can handle.
>>163899796
https://youtu.be/f_GTOKR78bs
>>163910306
>using symmetra prebuff
>praised for pulling off wins with such a shitty character
>team can trust they'll always be on the point with my tele
>symetra after buff
>everyone calls me braindead
>forced to use shield generator since the other symmetra will use it too
>burning 4 people isnt unusual or impressive anymore
Now im using sombra, her spread is ass
>>163910306
>Three tanks can't do shit when both their healers and their one "dps" character is dead.
Are you saying that three of any hero can actually do anything if they're up against 5 or 6 enemy players?they can't
>>163907481
Not justifying reaction but some people use QP to chase achievements/trophies.
>>163913948
It's always Numbani. Just had to deal with some tool last night who instalocked Mei so he could wall us in spawn and spam hello all game.
And of course, no report function on console.
>trophy hunting
>tfw haven't earned new trophies in 3 weeks
>tfw can't get even the most simpler looking ones such as the 4 rip tyre kills
>will never get the 20 teleports one from