/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

I fucking hate this place.

I fucking hate cuckstars shitty servers

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>>163875236
POST THE MEMORIAL YOU FAGGOTS!

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never ever

Daily reminder that worthless NEETs killed this general.

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who /hoff/ here

They all got banned and I'm always the one using the menus kek

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>>163875494

>>163875531
FUCKING NEETS HOW THE FUCK DARE THEY PLAY THIS GAME MORE THAN ME AND DISCUSS AT LENGTH MORE THAN ME AND POST ABOUT THE GAME AND EACH OTHER MORE THAN ME FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>163875819
You're proving him right

>>163876084
Is that bad?

Are there any working RP missions or are they all patched/bullshit? Low ranked and just want a buzzard, man.

>>163876296
Just play juggernaut over and over

>>163875531
>pretend I'm a lawyer but actually a neet myself

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>>163875819
I wish that was me, would make things funnier.

God damn I love you krop.

>>163875074
If you were so great at robbing banks why would you bother playing GTA, if you're so great at killing assorted soldiermans in huge numbers what's the point of CS or Battlefield?
Videogames are proxy for actually doing something IRL, making something easier through control schemes or physics systems is a part of that, just because someone enjoys something not being ultra realistic doesn't make them any less casual than you.

Post ding dong bannu tombstone
I want to bully the people on it

>>163876481
people don't want to suffer the consequences of those things, it doesn't mean that they want their virtual version of those actions to be simplistic and fail to grasp the feel of actually doing those things, it's an escape that works better when you're more immersed in the experience, which means a more realistic experience to lose yourself in.

And yes, not wanting more depth to your gameplay DOES make you a casual, that's like the basic definition of one.

>>163876296
youre a fucking dumb faggot kys

>>163876945
But there are no consequences, just look at GTA, you can escape the cops in a few minutes and you're good, they won't track you down or harass your family at all.
I think you're just trying to cover up that you're a casual at life, otherwise you'd be out doing all that stuff instead of holed up here arguing over how people are allowed to enjoy virtual entertainment.

>>163876296
just slave away as an associate/prospect

>>163877283
>But there are no consequences, just look at GTA, you can escape the cops in a few minutes and you're good, they won't track you down or harass your family at all.

Learn how to read faggot, I was referring to the fact that there are consequences to ACTUALLY doing those things, and that's why people don't do them. There are no consequences for doing those things in a video game, and so people do them BECAUSE there are no consequences. Nowhere is it implied in this situation that people want their fake versions to feel "fake." Video games are not a proxy for doing things in real life, they're an outlet for doing something you couldn't otherwise do because of the constraints of your life. It's a fundamentally different way to look at it and it's why you're wrong. Nobody literally wants their games to be less realistic, nobody ever says, "man this tree looks too real, make it look more fake" or "man these driving physics are just like real life, I wish they were more casual so that this felt less like I was actually driving"

You're argument is shit and your ad hominem doesn't help your case.

>going to customize crew emblem
>literally a black sun
>invalid emblem

What the fuck.

Every time i have played, it's crashed due to corrupted files or some such, forcing me to verify all the time. Does anyone have any suggestions to fix this?

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Penetrator/Nero/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Armored Boxville (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

>>163878326
I do a ton of these things and you'll never do anything about it!

>>163878431
Be careful, or you're gonna get kissed on sight.

>>163878326
no fun allowed

>>163878326
If people followed this, the crew would implode as everyone would be killing each other.

I AM BANNED FOR TT

>>163878326
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
t.Mike Traceur

>>163877610
Videogames are about doing things you can't in real life, whether that's drive around the nurburgring in some billion dollar car or slam into a wall at 150mph and drive away isn't up to you to decide, some of those things are fun precisely because it isn't like real life, minecraft wouldn't even exist if everyone was like you, but it's hugely popular (or at least was, I haven't checked in a while) Devil may cry has insane balls to the wall combat, it's nothing like real life, and yet people get serious about it, they have fun playing it, and you can't stop them.

>>163878623
why do you assume crewkilling is allowed

>>163878326
>Anyone Futo

neo-/gtag/ everyone

>>163878818
gud

>>163879527
>tfw first car was futo
>went from initial d tribute to overly riced piece of shit to now subtle fun cruiser
wish there were more shitboxes that were as fun as that thing

>>163879269
because i do it all the time and they haven't kicked me

>>163878818
TT wont ban you. They'll reset you.

>>163878265
Aerri pls
Uncheck readonly from documents

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Was this really necessary?

>>163879920
could you elaborate on this, please?

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>>163878818

>>163879832
Yeah but who wants to play from scratch again?

When is there going to be some cops stuff and shit. First the coke business, now stealing cars. Eventually they're gonna make a move right?

>>163881918
never

employee said it was part of the original plan to go the APB route, but executives decided that wouldn't be very GTA so they shitcanned it

>>163882070
Too bad. Perhaps the next update we'll be hauling planes and jets

>Medium range cargobob mission
>Find a new session
I don't have time for this shit, Rockstar

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I like everything about Series A except for Trevor+Ron

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>>163883539
Do you have time for virgo classic?

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>>163881918
>can't steal a cop car without at least a broken window
>can't repair cop cars after they get shot

REEEEEEEEEEE ruins my cop outfit immersion

>>163884123
Only if it comes with a cute tranny that wants to grind together so we are prepared for the next overpriced update

>>163883283
i'll haul you

>make cute trannies that nobody notices

>>163886064
>trannies
>cute
Thank god I'm not mentally ill

>>163886064
gotta have the attitude with it

>>163885127
yes please

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>queue for heists to see my character interact in the opening cutscenes
>then just leave

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>>163878326
>>Reddit crew players
:thinking:

Let's pretend for a minute that some faggot finished GTAV's campaign and that was it. Is there any point to trying GTA Online or is everyone like, just going to be so far beyond me that there's no way to play it?

I also have no friends.

>>163887962
>gta:o
>skill

>>163887962
We can run through some missions and heists if you're on PC. You just need to know that they patched pretty much everything that gave you quick $$$.

>>163888327
c-can i come too?

>>163887962
Hi, 2013 October fag here. You'll be fine.

>>163889171
ofc

>>163884138
Call the cops and wait for them to get out of the car. Have Lester on standby, shoot them, wipe the stars, and enjoy your perfect ride.

>>163878326

Gotta add kis creator for being a bitch nigga.

>>163889483
what's a kis creator?

New bennys custom supers when?

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Fuck, I jest spent most of my cash buying a coke shop and maxing it out only to find out the sale missions are so fucking boring.

>>163889628
KISSU

>>163889628

The bitch nigga who made the list capt. Spoonfed

>>163889737
I WARNED YOU BRO, CAR STEALING IS GREAT COMPARED TO BIKER SHIT

>>163884138
If you can't get a cop car without damaging it, maybe you don't deserve one

>>163890078
That would be "kos creator", "kos" standing for "kill on sight"
So I'll ask again, what's a "kis creator"?

Yo guys have any of this shit happened to you before?

One of my friends just lost all of his cars, he had like 50 in total, we were playing normally and he had the cars, then his game crashed and when he came back, all five garages were empty, mechanic would say you don't own a car, and on the legendary motorsports webpage they appear as "out of stock" what the fuck?

>>163881918
All I want from the next update is more outfit slots

>>163890371
That's what you get for hacking

>>163889737
I was looking for something to fill in the down time.

>>163878326
so everyone

>>163878957
underageb&

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We were so close

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>there is no bonus for delivering cars quickly or undamaged

>>163890539
No dude, if he were hacking, he would have been BANNED and you get all your character wiped out, your rank, your properties, this is something else, as he still has everything else but just the cars he had for over a year now, also the motorsports webpage seems "out of stock" this is weird af

>>163892041
>dude

>>163892041
I TOLD YOU NOT TO HACK MY DUDE

>>163891683
the bonus is that you save either time or money, or both

>>163892139
Allright, whatever the fuck you are

>>163892139
Whats the matter bro

>>163890303

Your mom on my dick

>>163892139

Awww cmon dudebro cool tou know what hes sayin

>>163891463
We were wrong to expect them to do something right.

Why does a spastic person always drive a armored kuruma? They just crash everywhere

>>163886064
Post pics. Let us decide.

>>163892637
there is no reason to try and be anything but a shitter when you can just ram through traffic and point your micro smg in the general direction of something until it drops without worrying about being shot. ruined the game, not that it was great anyway.

>>163889628

Im a dumb phone poster, and i know youre really dumb but i is next to o

New bennys supers when?

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>bought the game on pc release together with a friend, convince another friend to join later on
>crap computer could barely get steady 30fps at low settings
>still had tons of fun did races, heists, grinding all that
>finally get new computer can get 60fps for once
>friends quit many months ago and moved on
>log in periodically and drive around los santos at night in my various edgy cars and be sad

>>163893829
I make friends my playing as a qt and stand at a corner.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5XtvhR4oUY

CAME

IN

THE

GAME

GETTIN

MONEY

>>163878326
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
if you don't drive a panto with an obscene paintjob, you're doing it wrong.

>tfw you can brake and corner better than the average freeroam player in a panto

I would like to join the crew GTAG. SC: hhofent

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I'm sorry gtag, I enjoy having a flight of an adventure with Wanco because gud gunner.

Signed, Nessi.
Good night, merry holidays and an outrageously happy new years.
I can't give gifts online, so heres a red mitten to compensate again.

>>163896909

If you kyd it would be the best gift ever famalam

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>You can mod the jump and parachute onto any car just by adding FLAG_JUMPING_CAR and FLAG_HAS_PARACHUTE to the vehicles.meta file
Neato. I'm sure it works with the rocket boost, too, but that's the same button as the jump, so I didn't do it. I also tried giving it the ramming ability of the Phantom Wedge, but my game crashed when I hit another car.

>>163897512
>kyd
>kill your dad

wew lad

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>>163896909
Thanks for the mitten, bro.

>>163897575

Having non manlet baby hands like nessi makes quick phone typing hard my sista

What's the difference between the new Haku and the old one?
And is it worth rebuying?
I have money from selling vehicles and want to spend it on something

>>163899196
New one can't wheelie and acts as a catapult if the front wheel comes within 3 feet of a curb. But it's a bit better at turning.

fucc

>>163899196
Drag bike vs wheelie bike. Just do a solo race on both bikes and see what you like more.

>>163899196
The two Hakus are completely different beasts.

OG Haku is a straight line monster that lives and dies by its wheelie, while also being able to trick and bounce off of obstacles.
Haku Drag is a much more nimble bike with a considerably quicker lap time but lower top speed compared to its older sibling. It also cannot wheelie or trick at all.

The Drag is a good choice if you want to be glued to the ground and do a lot of racing on a semi-realistic motorcycle. The OG Haku is a good choice if you want a slower bike that can take advantage of freeroam shortcuts and stunting that the Drag can't.

The OG Haku is a must-buy, of course. But the Drag is something that should be test-driven first. It's a great bike but it offers a completely unique riding experience that's not for everyone.

>>163899196
The new one ironically has a slightly lower top speed and significantly better turning. It also has incredible acceleration and braking. It's one of the best bikes in the game, but I prefer the Shotaro for its looks and ability to wheelie.

Flare Gun is patrician

>>163899881
>Shotaro
>wheelie

I thought Shotaro couldn't wheelie worth a damn.

>>163884314
sign me up mi famiglia

>>163900084
It's not great at it, but when it starts moving from a standstill, it can wheelie for about 3 seconds.

Are most /gtag/ers European or something? This place was dead as fuck all day yesterday and it's dead as fuck now but between the time I went to sleep to sleep last night to when I woke up today there was like 300 new posts

>>163900157
I may have to buy one, then. I passed up on it because I don't like bikes that can't wheelie.

>>163900745
European/American with a handful people scattered all over the place, at least from what I have seen on PC.

>>163900745
Americano reporting in

>>163900745
strayan, ever since I started waking up in the morning instead of 3pm a lot more people seem to be online so I'm assuming it's all merrycans

>>163900974
Fellow Strayan here, please end my suffering

>>163900745
everyone active is also banned

>>163897770
are your posts serious or what

>>163901292
Yes, my dick is indeed a good bit above average. Why do you ask?

Redpill me on Blater

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>getting a car to sell
>a red player drives past you and starts to back up in your direction
I just wanna make money is peace

>>163901470
Nice guy that just happens to be legitimately autistic.

>>163900974
>>163901048

Wake up early in the morning you lazy cunts, that's when they're all on.

>>163901538
How can an autist hold down a job?

>>163901598
>ever since I started waking up in the morning
>Wake up early in the morning you lazy cunts
oi

>>163879832
1 month ban & reset

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>Using old keyboard because my new one is in shipping hell
>It has a sleep button built on it for some reason
>Hit it during a 4 car sale

>>163901350
>>163897770
This is pathetic

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Why is no one driving a Lynx? Is it on the KoS list?

>>163902370
It's an overpriced average car.
Also if you take that KoS list seriously you're a living joke.

>glitch into a wall in the desert
>there's illuminati symbols and shit inside it

i love it when developers think nobody will find their dumb shit

>>163897558
Fuck man, why you gotta post this?

Why must all those shitter vehicles be given leeway, yet this is still done in by J*?

>>163900974
>>163901048
>not being an Aus NEET

Lmao

>>163903283
>>163901598
My main complaint is the horrendous latency issues I often wind up with

so I previously got cucked during the last update and I'm thinking of returning right now. I only have 20k left on me and I was wondering if there are exploits cuz I'm in dire need of some money. Also, has anyone here tried money drop lobbies? I'm tempted on buying a service which gives me 500m for 10$ the only con is I can't deposit the money on my bank so it has to stay put on the wallet. How much money do I lose if I die tho?

>>163903341
>Get in a car or some air vehicle with an Australian
>Crashing into everything because of the lag
Fingers crossed for region locking even if it means we lose like 3 good Australians.

>>163903389
Looks like someone is getting cucked again.

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Anybody else interested to make a video for the special vehicles contest? Planning to make an entry with PS4 /gtag/ but I'm pretty dry on ideas.
Feel free to give suggestions, any kino ideas are welcomed and we might actually get the ball rolling if we actually plan this through.

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/events/Lrl7ufxL/warstock-special-vehicles-editor-contest/1

if i get a gta biker gang, will my warehouses fill with product while im not the president?

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what is his endgame?

>>163903463
what do you mean?

>>163904034
Yep, as long as youre in freemode

>>163903012
post pic

>>163904289
To spread the smooth sound of jazz and funk

https://youtu.be/M61I_RDWrsw?t=19m9s

>>163905121
Holy jeepers, that is smooth.

>>163901515
Then open a private public lobby

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apparently doing harmless things with menyoo gets you banned now. what a bunch of bullshit, second account of mine to get banned within a week. so fucking done with this game and fucking rockstar. bunch of retarded fucking faggots over at r* HQ. fucking stupid niggers fuck

>>163887962
Depends what you want from it

If you want to play solo and get cool shit, you're going to be sorely disappointed. You're going to be living in the back seat of your shitty car and scrumming up cash from Gerald missions.

>>163906092
>mod an online game
>get banned
>waaah

>>163906382
how's thta rockstar jew cock taste you retarded little faggot? kys

>>163906092
Who are you?

>>163906382
I have every right to be upset, considering I didn't even do anything to effect anyone else's experience/illegitimately gain money. get rockstar's dick out of your mouth you silly bitch

>>163906627
not important

What is that bike that basically has your ass on display? Its kinda long and its not the Tron bike.

>>163906092
Sure homo, blame the menu. Now shut the fuck up and die please

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>>163906492
>>163906634
>being this salty just because you broke the terms of service and didnt get away with it

o fuk i am laffin now

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POST YOUR FAVORITE TRACK FROM GTA'S OST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td86RB6B2RU

>mfw Gullywax on Arms Embargo

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When can we add special mods (rocket boost, jumping, parachute, driving on water, etc) to regular cars?
Even if it's a Million dollars a pop, shit would sell really well

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>set voice chat to everyone to see if anyone actually talks
>hear niggers chimping out at each other, squeakers, mouthbreathers and dudebros all at the same time
>set it back to none
>mfw

Also what's the quickest way to make money in this game? I just got back to it again and haven't played since the old Rooftop Rumble days. Any PS4 cunts around?

>>163907442
A million dollars a pop isn't enough for Rockstar, though

>>163901665

>Morning

>early morning

Learn your mornings m8

>>163907590
the morning is early

is this game fun if i want to play dressup and race cars

want to live out my fantasy of being a qt guy and racing around san andreas

also i have two other friends with the game

>>163907681
Yeah, those are pretty much the only parts of the game that are fun (imo)
Getting cars that are solid takes tons of grinding though, just warning you.

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>>163907078
i'm salty because I just don't understand how a modern game company could make such retarded decisions.
>>163907049
it was the menu you stupid fuck, literally coudn't have been anything else

I bet you faggots are overweight, pasty, ugly NEET virgins who still live with their parents and got bullied in school. I can tell just by reading your posts

>>163907665

For you.

>>163907721
Takes one to know one. Here let me suck your micropenis, maybe that will calm you down. Now stop embarrassing yourself, you pathetic dindu nuffin.

>>163908134
>implying I'm projecting

lmao bet it sucks to be a loser

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>>163878326
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather

Wow what's wrong somebody crash your plane with no survivors?

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>>163908134
>Here let me suck your micropenis, maybe that will calm you down.
>Now stop embarrassing yourself

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>>163908134
>Here let me suck your micropenis.

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>>163908134
>Here let me suck your micropenis, maybe that will calm you down. Now stop embarrassing yourself.
>He literally has no problem with sucking a micropenis just to make some anonymous user on 4chan stop shitposting

You can't make this shit up.

Space 103.2 is the best radio station

>>163906092

>mfw any time im in a gtag session I find anyone using menus or hacking and report them
>mfw im the most literal who you'll never know who I am
>mfw I likely reported you if you did anything in a session

You're welcome in advance :^)

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>>163908134
>Here let me suck your micropenis

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>>163908620
>i'm a closet homosexual who was bullied throughout school and every time anyone did anything naughty in class I'd tell the teacher on them because I'm a little bitch boy who should've been aborted in the womb

lmao

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>>163908620
You're doing Lucifer's work, my minion

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>>163908620
noice, keep up the good work anon

>Defending rockstar for banning people for harmless activities.

how does that jew dick taste you pathetic little scumbags? I bet you think weed should be illegal too.

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>>163908897

and alcohol.

>>163908897
Rockstar didn't "do" anything, you got automatically banned because their algorithm detected you were modding shit.

Modding in multiplayer = ban.

>>163908897
>rockstar should spend millions of dollars hiring people to investigate every single instance of third party modding to determine whether it was 'harmless' or 'non-harmless' instead of just banning people for literally modding an online game

>>163906634
Yea? Too bad everyone else with it is doing those things. So enjoy being collateral damage.

>>163909460
So you're telling me it can detect godmode? I've been using it to farm survivals.

Who here works at R*?

>>163910674
me

TAKE
THESE BROKEN WINGS
AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN

Okay, question, /gtag/
I've been playing online for about 2 years now and I don't think I ever encountered female cops. Me and my bud were playing around with snowfuckery on the 25th and we saw two female cops, a blonde and a redhead, in two separate police cars. I didn't even realize it at first I just thought something is weird here, then my friend asked "was that a female cop?" we got neckd after that and I couldn't find either one. Is this a common glitch? doubt it's been added in the new update since I haven't found anything about it online. We also encountered spike strips in the same chase, I'm not sure about that one either. Seen them around but I think only in SP

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>>163894798
shit anon, not sure wether you're ironic, but nobody seems to like new 50. But I think this song is absolute fucking top notch and love it.

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>>163893829
>me and a couple of friends actually go out the door for GTAV midnight release on oldgen
>play with a small group, 5ish, having an absolute fucking blast
>group starts crumbling down as newgen releases
>only me and my best friend transfer to PC initially
>It's still just us two

feels kinda lonely

>>163911050
It's not a glitch at all

Female cops spawn in the world (like in Sandy Shores) and will respond to crime normally, they just won't ever spawn BECAUSE of a wanted lelvel.

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I don't have a decent gaming PC and I'm more interested in buying a console. Should I buy PS4 or Xbox One to play GTA 4? I want to play on the console base that has more population.

>>163912010
Sorry, I mean GTA 5.

>>163911681
Equal opportunity, don't want virtual females getting shot by players.

>>163912010
>this same autist has been shitting up /gtag/ and /aceg/ with these deformed versions of idols for months
Jesus Christ man get a fucking life, get a job, a girlfriend, anything.

And the answer to your question is PS4 because it has a larger playerbase for everything.

>>163911681
Oh, that makes sense. Thanks anon.

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>>163912748
Thanks, anon. Time to get myself a PS4.

Do people ever talk about other gtas than just gtao in this general?

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>kill a group of 5 about 50 times altogether with nothing but an AR, shotgun, and sniper
>they collectively kill me around 20 times
>they say they're reking me because I used a hydra to get like 2 kills on them when I first engaged them, and because I took the easy way out a few times (to get a better spawn/refill health)
>one guy accuses me of using aimbot and piles that onto his lists of reasons as to why they're reking me
>they sincerely believe that they're recking me even though the kill feed shows nothing but me killing them over and over, as well as the laughably high amounts of kills I have on them compared to what they have on me
>get fed up with their retardation and spawn kill them to oblivion with the Lazer
>they sincerely believe they rekt me the whole time

really gets the noggin joggin

>>163914673
yeah I saw it happen like once or twice, bring a conversation topic about them onto here, I'll talk about 'em

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>Bonus Rewards
>Along with each heist reward, the player can earn additional cash depending on how they completed the heist. The possible bonus rewards are:

>Complete each heist finale for the first time: $100,000 bonus.
>Complete all heist setups and finales in order: $1,000,000 bonus (All in Order Challenge).
>Complete all heist setups and finales with the same team: $1,000,000 bonus (Loyalty Challenge).
>Complete all heist setups and finales in order, on hard difficulty, with the same team and without losing any lives: $10,000,000 bonus (Criminal Mastermind Challenge).
>Complete all heist setups and finales in first-person mode (PS4, Xbox One and PC only): $100,000 bonus (Another Perspective Challenge).
>The host must lock the camera for each setup and finale in First Person in order for the challenge to count.


Going for these except maybe the Criminal Mastermind Challenge. We're 3/4. Need one more that's available for the next couple of hours to do them start->finish.
Post social club tag

Is it still canon, that GTAO is set before GTA 5?

>>163914816
PC?

>>163914930

Yeah.

>>163914962
jtmgamer but I'm not gonna be up much longer

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>>163915019

だめ

Need someone on PC that's available right now until the end.

>>163915108
sent ;)

>>163915108
It's 4AM where I'm at, I'll see how long I can stay up

>>163914770
>>163914770
Okay. so what's /vg/s favourite 3D-Era GTA?

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>>163915327

We're talking at least ~3-4h. If you can make it that long you're in due to lack of anyone else replying.

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>>163915492

>>163915492
Fuck it, if I can get $12M from Mastermind, I'll take the lack of sleep

>>163915541

I highly doubt nobody is going to die on hard in 1st person mode throughout the entire so we're realistically talking about 2m (plus maybe first time bonuses).
I'll ask again and confirm it's you, jtmgamer

>>163915714
Yes

>>163915714
>>163915772

Ok, added. Do you have a high-end apartment so we can 2/2 Fleeca at the same time since it's a 2man job?

>>163915896
Yes

>>163915910
Set it up and invite Skadro67

>>163915376
It's a hard choice between SA and VC for me, VC has the atmosphere of 1980's Miami that turns me rock hard but San Andreas is just as interesting of a period/place to me, I'd probably have to lean towards SA due to the overall amount of cool mechanics. San Andreas Multiplayer is a pretty cool little bonus too. Not that I don't love III, but it is pretty much just exactly what the old top-down games would be in 3D, not much depth but a lot of fun.

>>163915714
don't do 1st person mode you fooooools

$100 000 for hours of low-FoV torment

>>163914704
okay..........

>>163915376
VCS

did some parts of the 80s better than VC

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gotta go fast

>Stunt races
>get taken out
>try to get back to normal speed
>get taken out again
>and again
>one more time
>finish 6th
>next race they pick a motorcycle race
>alt-f4 the game

I hate this game but I can't leave

>>163917235
that's a dope looking roosevelt

>>163917518
why would you alt+f4 at that point? it's incredibly difficult to get bumped off by a player in a bike and you do well as long as you aren't stupid.

>>163917518
there's nothing wrong with motorcycle stunt races

https://a.cocaine.ninja/dmxvrj.webm

>>163917784
>>163917843
I just really do not like bikes in this game

>>163917860

Blasphemy!

Do people even play deathmatch

>>163917928
some do, albeit **$9999999 99999999999RP Tanks vs snipers

>>163917928
>>163917952

They'll take every chance to boost their KDR on unsuspecting players rather than do it fairly.

>>163917843
wat bike?

>>163918087
drag

>>163917928
I do just about every time I play the game. most people suck dick at aiming so it's usually a slaughterfest

>smoked some weed after work
>dick is out of the briefs

Who's ready for the succ?

>>163918462
*slurp slurp*

>>163918462
I want fucc

>>163895318
Apply through socialclub so that we know you's you.

>>163917235
Wish i was there, killing you and your friends in my hydra

Guys i just realized something
whenever something goes wrong in gta we blame russian hackers
whenever something goes wrong for hillary they blame russian hackers
GtaG is hillary

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What's with this exploding NPC car that occasionally appears and immediately blows up? I didn't catch it blowing up, just heard and rushed to see where it was.

It's not a player one for sure.

Is it still canon, that GTAO is set before GTA 5?

>>163919756
I think some is set before and some is set during. It's been a while since I've actually played a mission, but don't some characters mention some shit from the singleplayer?

>>163919756
Yes it is
but rockstar took a giant dump on that lore
because when doing UD setup in singleplayer they claim that it's never been hit
and then in MP you pick some guys up from there in the ramp buggy mission

>>163920136
The UD in Single Player was robbing their gold supply
The guys you pick up did a simple bank robbery

>>163878326
>anyone driving an all-black car
>anyone driving a zentorno

Fuck you

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>>163878326
>poorfags

Tell me how is a crime game that penalizes players who blows up people's cars, allowed?

>>163920661
Gotta have respek for your fellow man, don't matter if you rich or poor, everybody gotta has respek.

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>Hiroshima Nagasaki removes (You)s

>>163920745
Good riddance.

>>163908620
jokes on you I wipe reports everday.

out
fucking
skilled

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>>163919392
Don't cut yourself on that edge

>>163919490
don't do drugs kids

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>be me
>be ceo
>want to do car missions
>in public session
>securoserv pc thinks i'm not
FUCKING RUSSIAN HACKERS

>short webm of export cars but every time an npc pulls a bullshit move its tobecontinued

sup gtag superstars

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To further undermine this discussion of what's canon and what's not, how long has your character been in Los Santos (in GTA time)?

>3.3 years reporting in

>>163922492
>>3.3 years reporting in
it clearly says 40 days on the picture that you yourself posted, dum dum

>>163922542
My math isn't great, but this is what I mean:

(((D x 24) + H) x 60 + M) / 17520

>>163922492
1165 days and 15 hours.

>>163922623
yeah i think you made a mistake, here's how it's supposed to go:

1 month = ~30 days
ur playtim : 40 days
u reporting in 1 month 10 days

i know, im a math wiz

>>163922798
Apparently GTA came out 1198 days ago, so it actually fits really closely with the real release date.

>>163922852
No, no. I converted everything to minutes and then divided that by the only known change (48 minutes being a day in GTA) multiplied by 365 (a regular year). What you're calculating is real time.

>>163922492
i preordered it on ps3 but i took a huge break, since the online on ps3 was malfunctioning at launch and whatever
then played a bit on pc but all my friends were either on ps3 or had stopped playing, so i dont have that much playtime i suppose
btw where can i check the total time (ps3 and pc combined, or just total time for each of those in general)?

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>>163875494
>start mission in Liberty City
>Kill this guy in Las Venturas
>have to spend literal days traveling
>Might bump into a ped at some point
>4 stars
>die
>restart

>>163923082
assuming you just used one character and transferred them between platforms, the total time appears in your character's career tab by default

Do I get to keep my Santa outfit or does it get removed in a few days?

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>>163887962
>so far beyond me
There are people who still take an hour to do the fleeca job hacking minigame. Judging by the way you can type and spell properly, you'll be ahead of the majority of people you meet.

>>163923267
if it was free, don't count on keeping it

>>163923265
ah okay, only 11h then

>make new crew
>publish emblem
>emblem turns blank/R*logo
>go in game
>can't choose car for races
>can't enter garages
Bravo Rockstar

>>163923396
ya, took me 2 days for the logo to activate
R* is bs

>>163914865
No clue. Im autistic so I like to think Option C was canon and the three protags just live happily ever after while our Online characters destroy shit all around them and make 100 times more cash then those burned out fucking losers did.

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>>163919580
Car spawning wrong into a buidling?

>>163923338
i want to be an elf in real life

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>>163923009

>>163923009
w-wu-what?!

>>163923750
>>163923784
A day in GTA is 48 minutes and that's all we know. Assuming that 365 days still made a year in GTA, I calculated for years instead of days. Did I fuck up somewhere?

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>>163923009
autism

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>>163924063
>tries to do math
>autism
Where did I go wrong?

>>163924203
>kill only two people
>don't stay on the tracks like a fucking idiot

Looking for people to play with. Never have had a group of people to play with before and would like too get more involved.

>>163924203
find new session

>>163924203
Do nothing at all
Then no death is my responsibility

>>163908897
>see rules
>break rules
>cry about getting caught breaking rules
I swear you guys are all 14 years old.

>>163924404
>literally says you can't move out of the way
>hurr move out of the way

>>163924203
alt f4

>>163924767
because its a bullshit clause tacked onto a popular moral problem to make it more clickbaity on the internet.

>>163925478
no, it's a condition added to the dilemma to keep it a dilemma and avoid the one smartass that's just like "lol get out of the way xD"

also, 'clickbait'? i don't know what you think clickbait but it's nothing to do with this

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>>163876415
but I've seen his law degree
>>163897770
that's a classic meme

>tfw you find your sister through sheer coincidence

>>163925776
apart from being korean i dont see the resemblance

>>163925776
I know it's most likely evening but for the love of God please let up on the rouge.

Will I be fine with a i5-6600 for this game? I'm currently building my first pc and I'm torn between building it now with a i5-6600 or wait 1 more month and buy the i7-6700. Will be pairing it with gtx 1070.

>>163925776
the office lady character is qt

>>163925640
hsut the FCKU up

>>163926393
i5-6600 is more than good enough for the game
get a 6600k if you can for possible OCing

>>163926393
i5 should be fine, I have an 8350 and it hardly even uses it, usually sits on 60-70% use

make sure you have 16 gigs of ram though, the game leaks like a motherfucker. Its using several gb's as I speak.

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How to spot someone with bad taste: Pegassi Reaper in their garage.

How to spot someone with good taste: Bestia GTS in their garage.

It's an incredibly simple formula!

>>163927085
What about someone who exclusively drives base game supers

>>163927085
Easy ways to spot a novice in any field of gameplay.

On foot:
>He backs away from all opponents
>He stands in place to shoot
>He uses the cover button
>He hugs close to whatever cover he's using

Driving:
>He uses ramps when optional
>He doesn't slow down on corners
>He turns from the inside of a road rather than outside
>He uses the e-brake

Flying:
>He flies planes at low altitude
>He approaches players in a jet at slight angles instead of dive-bombing
>He faces away from players when being locked on to (dodging backwards is possible but not as predictable)
>He doesn't change altitude constantly when attacking players in a helicopter

>>163927085
>good taste: Bestia GTS
Top fucking kek. That thing looks like an abortion mate.

>>163927225
Surano/Banshee/RapidGT or ur gay

>>163924203
>2017
>trolley
Fuck off grandpa, trams have built-in retard protection. It wouldnt run over any of them. If its one of the shitty old ones then it would push those fucks around a little until they are out of the way.
If the tram was in the middle sideways and the tied up retards were coming at it then it would be dangerous.

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>>163927439

>>163927327
i like the surano and banshee

fuck the rapid GT

>>163927289
>tfw when you played autism shooters for years and cant break the habits
ill never be good at casual gunplay

>>163927612
2deep4me

>>163927612
The invisible hand gets me every time

>>163927815
damn thats a big fuckin one year old

>>163927815
Are these just memes or someone actually thinks its a moral question?
Maybe if "A is your senpai B are who's" then it would be useful to seperate 12yo whiteknights from normal people.

>>163927815
A is obviously a mutant, so kill him.

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>>163927932

>>163875236
>Rest in peace all our friends second edition.
what happened now

>>163928343
Servers couldnt keep up with the christmas load so they banned some more people.

>>163928569
oops, change*

>>163928343
Usual menufags got banned and reset.

>>163927085
The Bestia is fucking huge it's hilarious

>>163927085
>knowing in-game car names
lol nice life

>>163928095
You bitch, I was going to draw that!

>>163928814
>that one kid who calls the Adder a "Boo-gah-tee"
>that one kid who calls all the Pegassi vehicles "the Lambo"

>>163928814
>still plays a grindfest game that came out in 2013 with no meaningful content updates
>still doesn't know every little thing there is to know about the game
what's it like being braindead

>>163928923
that's literally my cousin, but i myself have never felt the need to talk about gta:o cars, not in game, not in real life.
i only know karin futo because i used to do the "car sell exploit" back on ps3

>>163929098
>he spends days & days & days... to buy a car instead of using a menu
lol nice life

>>163929202
you banned yet homie

>>163929306
Of course he is. He wouldn't be so booty blasted if he wasn't.

>>163929306
am not

>>163929381
how am i booty blasted? im just aving a little chit chat on muh favorite sudanese human trafficking image board

>>163875494
oh godddd my fucking dickkkkkk
wish i could read the city names better but i get the gist

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>>163875494
>Vice city on the west.