>Overwatch Year-in-Review Developer Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxlhFslsbu0
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752545497
>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh
>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl
Previously:
>>163815167
Can we stop forcing your underage ERP circlejerk discord in the OP thanks
Bloo
Lena Oxton!
>>163842424
didnt mean to copy that sorry
>game set in the future
>white people still exist
>christmas is still celebrated
>enemy in front of pit
>lucioblast
>they fly over it, landing safely on the other side
>enemy in front of abyss
>lucioblast
>they just go a little up and a step back, turn around and kill me
What do?
>open the 5 christmas lootboxes
>grey grey blue grey 4 times
>"this is blizzard so the last box will have some major shit to motivate me to buy more, probably even for tracer since she's the cover girl waifu"
>it legit spits out a legendary tracer skin
best girl reporting in
>>163842474
Fuck off and stop playing a cancer character? All characters who can do that are so broken
>>163842560
lookin cute
>>163842901
why is emily looking so FUCKING SMALL WHAT THE FUCK LENA IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOTTOM
>>163842901
There's something off about that tracer's face
>>163842560
>no Fareeha gf
>don't play for 3 months
>first game in quickplay
>first pick hanzo
>second pick genji
>offensive bastion
>no tanks
>I'm the only support
Well nice to know some things don't change
>>163843015
Oh god, Widow killing Emily needs to be a canon thing.
Remember to bully your Soldier76s.
>>163842656
t. hog with 0 situational awareness that kept getting bumped into the pit
Hey you! Yes, you!
Keep at it, friend, you can do it! great things don't happen over 1 night just like great plays don't happen within 1 minute of the game. The moon landing took many years to prepare and succeed, so find your own moon landing and work towards it!
Never give up! Never surrender!
Hana!
Amielie, not Emilie ok
>>163843402
huh? no.
>Iris is God AI
>Experiencing tranquility is super beefed up Mercy's healing technology
okay i just won reaper vs reaper in 1v1 with one shot
i didn't even know he can possible deal 250 damage with just one click of mouse 1
>>163843635
point blank reaper headshot instakills every non-tank (I think)
>2 legendaries
>both are new winter items and duplicates
fucking hell
>pick Zarya
>our Ana starts punching me and wanting me to switch
?
>>163843105
shame we're not Mercy
How many characters is too many characters to play as? Mostly play Zennyatta and Reinhardt, with some Zarya, D.va, Mei and Pharah here and there. I feel like I should play other characters, especially since I seem to suck with offensive ones
>>163843105
you mean like
>
?
>>163843964
It's better to play too many rather than too few. Blizz is gonna fuck the meta eventually, so you should git gud with as many as you can.
>want to play support
>teammates can't kill people
>all you do is delay a loss
What's the fix for this
>It's "our D.VA doesn't go after Soldier so he has free reign the whole game" episode
>our team
>4 gold 2 plat
>enemy team
>3 diamond 3 plat
>>163844002
That is a horrible picture.
Some small QoL suggestions
>labeled highlights/ PotGs in the Highlights menu
>time stamps for the above
>a toggleable fire counter for highlights, just to see a total amount of "fire" earned, plus any invisible modifiers like environmental kills
>>163844275
let me fucking change the way the killfeed scrolls jfc this is the ONLY fps i've ever played where it scrolls from bottom to top
>>163844179
ana
Reminder that this can be you if you e-mail [email protected]!
>>163843490
you da best
h-helpi had a wet dream about Junkrat last night
>>163842474
Gaiz, srsly, what do I need to do for consistent results?
>>163843559
anyone have the clothed version of this?
how do i climb out of plat
should i stop flexing and main some heroes?
>>163844802
lucio boop result depend of the enemy status (jumping, immobile, moving toward or away from you,...) try against bot to see what position give the best result.
>>163844918
carry with s76
>>163844802
Only boop if the enemy's jumping. They get thrown way further if they're midair because of some stupid momentum bug. Otherwise, boop only if they're less than 3 metres from the edge, otherwise they can air strafe and land back on the edge
Air mechanics in this game are stupid, if you jump off a ledge as Dva and start firing, you SLOW DOWN midair.
>>163844454
>barely diamond
big whoop
>>163844918
Duo queue and go Ana/S76 and just mow people down with boosted aimbot at chokepoints. Cheesy but works.
>>163845074
>>163845028
Thanks!
>>163844205
Yet you're all in the same SR.
>>163845157
It's in an hour tho
>>163845074
>if you jump off a ledge as Dva and start firing, you SLOW DOWN midair.
blizzard programming
>>163845061
thats how i got to plat...
i thought the fun started now -_-
the best of both world.
Why do people make such a huge fuss over widow & hanzo picks then ignore genji picks even though most of the time they provide nothing for the team?
Soldier isn't gay only tracer is gay nobody else
Reaper fucks everyone
so I'm two placements down and both games have been one sided stomps where we had ragequits and afks
Not sure if I should continue
>>163843124
i dont get this shit, why do people do this? it's like the want to lose and they dont even pick a char that is fun or have any versatility.
>"im Hanzo and i shoot arrows, thats all i do"
>"im Genji and i poke until i get ult and go full retard even if i know ill die with only a slim chance of getting a kill
>>163842271
yup thats genji mains for you
>Mei on attack
>5 medals 3 golds including 1 on objective time
>team can't push the last 3 meters on payload
>lose
Does the suffering ever end, bros?
How can we contain Torbjorn libido?
>>163845668
>Play solo
>Alright matches, some close ones
>Play with one friend
>6 stack of GMs
This game is so fucking garbage.
>>163845881
i get you
>playing solo and only barely over 110
>slotted with and against 130s - 400s
>matches are ok and most people understand basic comp
>play with friends who are sitting 70-100
>get slotted with 10s - 80s at most
>GRRR CHANGE OUT IM GENJI MAIN
>we have no healers or tank unless we play one
>almost always lose
i know my friends aint the best but i dont think there this trash......
There should only be allowed 1 tank per team
Prove me wrong
QP is a weird place, people don't even have to tryhard and yet they play boring as fuck heroes
>>163846660
No
Fucking leaguebabbs slowly eroding freedom of choice
>>163846660
But there already is. Rein is the only tank in the game
>>163846660
I can't. Nobody can.
>>163846745
Zarya, Winston, and D.VA on every team every game because nobody can't beat them without them say differently
>>163842560
Is she worth playing again yet?
>won 1(one) arcade match during 4 hours of playing
dude xDDDD vidoeagames Xd
>>163847019
You've got experience anyway
>>163847019
>play nothing but genji
>be dogshit in mystery heroes
You deserve it
>>163847001
shes not a bad choice anymore. but if you wanna be that guy then no shes not in the meta, no one is except d.va
>>163847063
I'm sorry for you, Genji main
>no sound
>only fix is to turn off razor synapse
>isn't even installed
help
>>163845426
>Reaper fucks everyone
Of course he would, that big fat mexican slut.
>open the client
>no sound
>re-open
>sound is back
what is going on
started today
Mysterious hero is fun.
Riptire is the highest risk, lowest reward ult in the game. Not only can you kill yourself with it, the wheel itself doesn't contest the point, and you're a free pick while its active, it also can be destroyed with such ease that its almost a moot ult to any team with half a brain and aim. Also it can be destroyed during the sitting duck startup animation as well.
Consider the follow, all of these can instantly destroy the RIPtire:
- Bionic Grenade
- 0.4 seconds of bastion spray
- Single swing of Dragons Blade
- Scatter Arrow
- Hanzo's normal arrow
- Junkrat's normal grenade
- Junkrat's beartrap
- Junkrat's Concussion Mine
- Pharah's normal Rocket
- Point black Reaper shot
- Firestrike
- Roadhog alt-fire
- 5 shots from 76
- Helix Missles
- 1 Widow shot
- 1 second of contact with Zarya's Beam at 0%
- One Burst from Zarya at 55%
- 3 charged orb volley from Zen
And can be avoided by
- Dva's 2nd life
- Sound Barrier
- Cyrofreeze
- Ressurection
- Jet Jump
- Wraith Form
- Being behind Rein Shield
- Translocating
- Photon Barrier
- Molten Core(If you already have armor)
- Recall
- Projector Barrier
- Primal Rage full health
- Barrier Bubble
- Transcendence.
The following can bring it down to 25HP, so that stray bullets can destroy it:
- Single Ana shot
- 3 shuriken from Genji
- Single Mccree shot
- Mei Alt-fire
- Torb/Rein Melee
- Symmetra charge shot
- Single Torb shot
- Winston splash + melee
- 2 orbs from Zen
Do you see how the majority of the cast can shut it down or avoid it BY THEMSELVES. As a team the RIPtire is even less viable.
How do we fix it?
>>163846869
these are not tanks they are dps/flankers with higher health pools.
The only real tank is reinhardt and that's the reason he sits at the pickrate he sits.
>>163847001
If there's a soldier (hint: it's always yes) then no.
This game's matchmaking is so fucking bullshit. I'm trying the mystery 6v6 for the arcade lootboxes and I'm losing eveyr single shitty match. Just looking at the levels the enemies are always over us. Fuck this shit
>>163847019
Who can't go roughly 50/50 in Mystery? The nature of the mode almost guarantees you're going to get a few steamrolls in your favor
>>163847001
if you plan on hitting swift then space and just hover there till you inevitably die not she's not worth playing.
if you can actually maneuver her mid-air use her e for e repositioning and aim your rockets then yes she's a solid choice
>>163847612
>objective time
teamplayer/10
>>163847697
go metaslave
pls go and stay go
>>163847640
-You can get a riptire every 30 seconds.
-Stop running it directly at the enemy.
It's balance is fine.
>>163847640
it charges INCREDIBLY fast and allows you to stay safe somewhere with the potential of many easy picks
it's balance is fine
junkrat needs buffs elsewhere not on his ult
>>163847640
>Stay far away from the fight
>spam bomb without moving
>expect the resulting ult to be good
fuck you.
Close games are such a fucking thrill holy shituntil you lose
>Playing mystery
>Enemy gets Reinhardt, Ana and three Soldiers
>We keep getting Bastions, Torbs and Hanzos
This mode is absolute fucking garbage.
>>163848232
but when you win it's orgasmicly good
>>163847897
Her hard counter is in every single match.
>>163848412
>s76
>hard counter
no
>finally get another legendary
>mei dupe
>>163848412
up until top level play she's 100% playable even with a soldier on the enemy team tho
you need to get your head around what the pros say and play the fucking game
if you play at that level then yes i agree phara is completely shut down by S:76
>>163847612
This has been my experience as well.I'm not even fucking good.
why is there a symmetra in every QP game
do people actually enjoy playing this hero?
>>163848840
She's the new w+m1
>>163848684
I play on GM where Soldiers can aim.
3100, I'm getting to masters this season if it destroys every quark of my body.
We're in it now lads. We're cooking with petrol. I'm going to play as much of my best characters as I can and I'm going to practice before every group of Comp games.
>>163848873
Wrong dude. If you're going to sit there and pretend pharah literally cant do anything if s76 on opposing team you're flat out wrong
Stop pretending your lack of skill with pharah means everyone is as bad
>>163847612
I just recently got my brother-in-law into OW, and we queue'd for Mystery together with his fresh lvl1.
The play at that level.... 4 or 5 golds every game (depending on if I got a char with any kind of healing ability). The bad part is people with 300 or 400 lvls of play, who can't move while shooting, or think to look up at a Pharah ult.
Was sort of fun, but I felt kind of bad at the same time.
I've been playing a lot of sombra lately since she's pretty good at countering the tank meta, and I noticed something. Even though I'm at my career high (3750 currently), teammates claim that I'm throwing games in order to play with friends in diamond. I've had different people in different games claim this multiple times. Is this a new meme?
>Complain DVA is too OP
>Don't just use a sombra to hack her and make her useless
Do you dudes even play lmfao
>>163849121
There's always going to be some bullshit excuse why someone lost that isn't just "the other team were better than me", people's egos need them.
>>163849151
sombra is already useless
>>163849205
but we won those games
>when the enemy tries to rush you with smg in widow vs widow instead of having a fun sniper battle
some people need to be culled
>Absolutely steamrolled by an attack bastion on kings row
>4 teammates who are ~3400SR have no idea what to do
Is it just me, or is mid-day matchmaking infinitely inferior to late-night/early-morning matchmaking?
>>163849264
some people are just that angry
>top 500 in s1
>still have the hidden mmr to do placements in masters
>2 out of 3 games were literally troll picks and not everyone on voice chat
what a great community glad i came back to try out season 3
>tfw ppl at plat are just as retarded and bad at dps as the people at gold
>tfw gotta be that guy again
>>163844767Explain.
>>163848864
huddah huddah, my nigga
>>163849520
>Stopped instalocking soldier when I was healthily inside diamond because, hey, I could trust these people, right?
>After 5 games of tanking start instalocking soldier again
The cycle continues.
>>163849520
>>163849616
>people blogging about people being bad in trash ranks
geez what did you expect
Just bought the game today. Any suggestions/tips for a brand new player?
I tend to enjoy tanky characters and my aim is shit.
>>163849718
So senpai, how do I, a solo player, break masters?
Post your digits so I know I'm not taking advice from a goldie
After over 30 boxes of nothing but duplicates I get this.
>>163850030
Reinhardt
I want a porn scene of this.
>>163850082
Looks good. Young Ana is probably my far legendary skin in the game.
>>163849054
>tfw watchinggfstart playing on her own account
>tracers that shoot while standing still
>hogs healing in the middle of a 4v4
>genjis trying to 1v5 spawn camp
>zaryas shielding widows
>they still win somehow
It's fascinating
>Try to play no limits
>Get stuck on attack and have to smash my head against the bullshit that is Symmetra stacking
Who thought it would be a good idea to let multiple shield generators stack
>>163850109
owo what is this
>>163842469
>>white people still exist
We never should have stopped.
>>163850317
Fenix Fatalist Cosplay
fb.com/fdcosplayteam/
>>163850109
>Emily has no freckles
DROPPED
WHY IS WINTER HANAMURA SO FUCKING BRIGHT
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
>can't play Sombra or else people will become massive passive aggressive whiny babbies on mics and text chat
>no matter what mode
She's like Symmetra pre-rework.
>>163842469
>4chan in the future
>still making the post
>still gets replies
>>163850089
Oh shit, you weren't kidding. Thanks buddy.
I love Hana.
>>163850041
just play the meta and be less of a drooling retard than the enemy players
>>163847750
it's really a matter of how much you attack than defend, I think of it like monkeys with typewriters, attack always gets more chance to reach a good comp, once defense breaks it only has two or three more chances before the game is over, the team with the most chances to reroll their comp will inevitably win, the only chance defense really has is keeping a tank and healer alive the whole match and making sure they can snowball with their ults, usually if you win on defense you were just better, but on an even footing attack has the advantage.
>>163851028
we all do
>it's another "my team can't get through the Hanamura chokepoint" episode
I fucking hate this stupid ass map so fucking much, can I please remove it from the pool
I seriously just don't want to fucking play on this map
>>163851028
>>163851176
D E A D
E
A
D
>>163850979
Teams ALWAYS NEED justice to be done
>>163850862
Seeing Sombra is like seeing Widow or Hanzo, I'm immediately going to be annoyed cause 9/10 times they are going to be a burden to the team and the 1/10 times they actually contribute doesn't outweigh the other 9.
>>163851294
Daddy won't let her die.
>>163850862
because she requires teamwork and 100% of sombra pickers will not call ults, do not hack the right health kits and generally have no fucking idea how to play her since those that do are smart enough to pick to the comp instead of obstinately picking "mains" and throwing infinite games as a result
>>163851028
>>163851176
Hana is a boy.
>>163849370
We're not so different, you and Ialso s1 top500
>>163851294
Looks unconscious to me, unless the injury that killed her was on her back.
>Highest HP in the game
>*Half of which is regenerating Armor
>Never has to reload
>*Now moves faster while firing
>Flight
>*On 5s Cooldown, extremely low
>Invincibility box
>*On 1s Cooldown unless you expend its entire 4s duration
>Infinite Lives
>*If you don't fuck up and get hit on your tiny fast moving hitbox
If the in world cocksucking wasn't a clear enough indication of DVA favoritism in the team, this has got to be it.
>>163852086
armor doesn't regen
shield does
>>163851610and?
>>163849370
S3 is the worst season. I'd rather go back to S1 and that stupid bullshit coin flip gimmick
Cutest
>>163852086
>I've never played dva in my life: the post
At least do a little research before embarrassing yourself this badly.
>>163852128
I think he means when she gets healed the armor regenerates, unlike Torb armor boosts that are lost.
>>163852276
>I'm a dvafaggot and i dont want my op waifu nerfed
>>163843015
>>163843135
This would be the best possible scenario to come out of this whole Tracer thing.
>>163852139
Genjiwatch with Mccorners wasn't all that much fun.
Healthrestore the hookening that we have now isn't that much better but I think I prefer it now.also fuck the coin
>>163852512
>I'm functionally retarded and can't play the game
Jesus christ, at least attempt to sound a little less stupid.
>>163851610
That'll be the day
Suggestions on how to make sombra hack/ult not hot garbage:
Hack:
>introduce a minimum damage for interuption, rather than being damaged and immediately stop, the enemy has to secure at least 10 health damage to you for the hack to stop (stops cheesy interruption via minimal damage, also introduce for invisibility, also on invisibility remove the slow from uncloaking)
>increase hack range (lets you hack an enemy from a distance that is actually possible to do without taking damage accidentally, also can help aid allies in a fight more easily
>lower the cooldown with successful hacks against enemies (more of a moba-ish improvement, rewards a successful hack and makes it more usable against enemies)
>make hack last longer (increase ability hack to 10 seconds from 6)
EMP:
>make it remove all additional health (makes it remove torb armor packs as well as shields)
>make it interupt more ultimates, making it have more counterplay, ultimates it would counter under this change would be all but: selfdestruct, pulse bomb, hanzo dragons, riptire, blizzard, earthshatter, and resurrect
>make it do a small amount of damage to nearby enemies (50-100)
>make the hack last twice as long as the regular hack ability
Of course not all of these changes should go in together as it would be super unbalanced but a mixture of some of these changes together could actually make her useable.
>charge zaryas ult one of the longest in the game
>gets eaten by dva
>>163852167
Prefect
>>163852726
>longest ult to charge in the game can be countered by standing behind a lamppost
It is time.
>>163852167
>>163852787
>that right amount of blue
Why is she so perfect, lads?
>>163852716
Personally I would make it so damage doesn't break hack. Don't change the range or time or anything else, don't even change her damage, just get a more reliable hack in there and see how it effects her play when it isn't the easiest ability in the game to stop.
If you have a leaver, and the two minute timer elapses, can you leave the game with no penalties? In comp.
>>163852716
>sombras ult
>garbage
actually embarrassing
i can feel the silver behind this post
like you dont even have to play a good sombra, all you have to do is watch literally any complexity vod since they started playing her to know that emp is broken as all fuck
What is your favorite song to listen to while playing Overwatch?
Why do I keep going against Diamond players
I'm in high gold/low plat, holy fuck fix your fucking matchmaking, blizzard
>>163847640
>And can be avoided by
>Being behind Rein Shield
>Photon Barrier
>Projector Barrie
>Transcendence
I know Junkrat mains arent exactly the brightest players around... But come on dude.
>>163853247
>listening to music
I'd rather be able to hear footsteps coming so I can get the drop on people.
>>163852894
Skin when
sombra is so shitty
>>163853343
Symmetra main and can confirm, the Photon Barrier blocks the exploding Ults.
>>163853269
having the diamond badge doesn't mean that they're in diamond
>>163853036
imo it is a pretty powerful concept so it requires some form of counterplay, if it didn't it would be overpowered, imo a range increase is the best way to do it as it can still be countered by getting focused, but stops it from being shut down so easily.
>>163842271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T9QI7rnPVQ
>watch videos about underrated/offmeta heroes
>Ana is on the list
W-what did they mean by this?
>>163853247
I hit top500 with this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iD4pvuXb4c
"AMEN" and then the drop as I hog ulted which ultimately led the cart to victory.
>>163852139
I will gladdly accept this World of Tanks meta over the survival horror that was fighting Genjis and McREEEs in S1.
>>163853196
it is garbage though
>muh streemer/yootubber
I can feel the 12 year old behind this post
is this game dying?
HELP
WHICH SOMBRA SKIN IS THE BEST
>>163853247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIrKSqb4H4A
Soundtrack to Roadhog POTG rampage
>>163853779
LOS MEURTOS
IGNORE THE TASTELESS CRETINS WHO SPEAK ILL OF THE PUNK SKINS
>>163853795
Fuck that video is retarded, nothing to say about the shit music.
>>163853247
Why would I listen to music if the most dangerous attacks and footsteps have a sound cue?
Its like handicapping yourself.
>>163853909
>spot the pleb
__Hana Zeigler
>>163853740
>master players bullying diamonds
Just got this game a couple of days ago; what are the super-duper-hyper-mega-secret-ghost rare skins? I got Santa Torb and Yeti Winston and assumed they were rare since they're seasonal only.
>>163853247
>that doggo
h-hes fast!
>>163853964
>asthmatic rambling over a single baseline and the occasional synth loop
Sure showed me. Should have just stayed the opening shitter for NIN.
>>163854039
he used "that"
>ywn sneak into Hana Song's bedroom at night
>ywn see her surprised face as you put your D in her Va
>ywn molest Hana Song
Is there a reason to go on?
>>163854034
There are no rare skins except for seasonal skins. Everything else you can get with time/credits pretty easily. Get all the seasonal skins you want first then other stuff.
>>163853935
>what is soundoptions volume control
>Comp
>Two fags queued together
>Instant pick Sym and Torb for KOTH
>Le G@M3r GRILL on mic looking for attention
>Stop the presses she is getting it!
>Whole match is just troll picks and low tier flirting
>90% of the match was 5 dps and 1 tank/healer
You will never be a cute lesbian
>>163854034
They're reasonably rare but be aware that during events the rate of Legendary items raises significantly. Rarity is usually determined by the color of the drop and its name (White is common, Blue is rare, Purple is Epic and Golden/Yellow is Legendary)
The rarest skins would be, statiscally speaking, any given Sombra legendary since she's been out for just a month or so and any given Christmas Legendary skin/Zarya's seasonal taunt.
Bask in the fact you got the unequivocally best Winston skin in the game but despair as you discover it's the worst tank in the current meta.
>>163849054
>queue'd for Mystery together with his fresh lvl1.
>4 stack jump into mystery hero for dem loot boxes
>kings row
>all shitters on other team
>we can hold off 3 or more with just Mei and a zen
>shitter hog LEAPS down on the point as sneak attack!!
>gets insta-melt in .05 seconds by our team's 3 zens
>we almost lose first point to rest of shitter team due to laughing so hard we can't play
I've never seen a roadhog get melted so fast before and ya just know he put in the effort to work his way around etc.. The perfect plan, the perfect trap until he put into motion and got nothing but balls to the face.
>>163854034
pretty much just the seasonal skins as their availability is limited to seasonal events, rn the summer games ones are probably the rarest as they weren't available to buy via credits at the time.
>>163851610
>Hana is not a boy's name
I see what you did there
>>163854034
There really arent "rare" skins, as all players can get skins that arent seasonal. Gold weapons are more rare
>>163854071
>over a single baseline and the occasional synth loop
Name your favorite song and I can ignore the nuances of sampling and songwriting and production to belittle it too :)
Also I hope that by bringing up NIN you're not trying to shit on my taste while praising Trent fucking Reznor
>>163854239
>wanting to molest Dva,
>not wanting to crush her at a game she's not very good at with the wager the winner would be allowed to do anything to the loser
>not using your chance to just peck her on the forehead when you win
>>163854384
>Gold weapons are more rare
everyone has a lord of war tacky rapper swap gold gun now. I even got one for my torb being it's the perfect QP troll move. They really need to mix it up and add something else to buy with comp points.
>>163854034
>>163854269
Shit, I forgot the Oni Genji skin. It expires early January and requires completing 15 games of Heroes of the Storm with a friend in your party. Might want to get that even if you don't like Genji since there's no guarantee you'll get a second chance at it.
>>163852934
>best skin color
>best voice
>best butt
What's not to love?
I miss gremlin D.Va. She was the best.
>>163854269
>>163854326
>>163854367
>>163854384
Thank you Anons!
>>163854701
I'm glad blizzard killed that meme
>>163854239
>ywn be molested by d.va
>>163854016
we also won despite our terrible team comp, i attribute it to the fact that our team had S2 gm's and top 500 players while the entirety of the enemy team was like low diamond in S2.
>>163854391
>sampling and songwriting and production are haaaaard xDD
Not a fucking excuse for annoying trash. Shit on a canvas while rockclimbing because its hard and some retards will call it art. Seems so will you.
Trent was alright in the early 90's, I suppose. But this Death Grips mouthbreather used to back and open for NIN, if memory serves.real fucking shame there's so much shit music these days, eh?
How many of you have the Oni Genji skin? I like it but I really don't feel like wasting my time on mobashit
>>163854749
how and when?
>"now entering Ilios"
>>163849054
I love getting pharah in mystery hero. A good 75% of my playtime is on her. It's pretty much open season to hit shit in the face with rockets from a perch.
>>163854887
>>163855002
>enemy lucio is a grandmaster
>>163853795
Could have picked Lord of the Game instead imo. Also as a fellow /mu/tant,
>>>/mu/
>>163855127
>enemy lucio has a golden gun
>>163855090
so they made it official
NICE
>>163852894
P R E T T I E S T
>>163854819
>sampling and songwriting and production are haaaaard
Not my point as you clearly know (or should know if you can rub two brain cells together)
Shitting on something because it has "a single baseline and the occasional synth loop" is not a valid criticism. Neither is calling it "annoying trash". That says nothing about the actual music except "I don't like it because I don't like it". Your funny meme gif doesn't change that
Post your favorite song and I can break it down and tell you it's trash too
>Trent was alright in the early 90's, I suppose
Trent never made anything except mediocre synthpop that was just industrial music for people who were too scared or too naive to listen to actual industrial. Get taste
>real fucking shame there's so much shit music these days, eh?
At least this is true
What do you guys think about me posting canon? Maybe it's a """little"""" early but I mean might as well start now right?
Hana Reyes
>>163854847
I have it and don't even play Genji well. If you get a group that knows what they're doing you'll be done in around two hours. I also didn't end up hating HotS, but I used to play League so I probably just have shit taste.
>>163853113
no penalty, but you will still lose about 20 SSR
>>163855359
Higher quality (?)
>>163855150
They're all great but I still like Get Got the best desu
I still remember the first time I heard itniggas on the moon is their best album
>>163853795
My ingame name is literally a Death Grips song
>>163854819
>real fucking shame there's so much shit music these days, eh?
>"Where is muh real music? Why isn't it made with real instruments?"
>>163851558
>requires teamwork
in a team based game? crazy dude....
>100% of sombra pickers will not call ults
[citation needed]
>do not hack the right health kits
again citation required, also nobody fucking uses them anyway
>not smart enough to pick to the comp
in a world where teams consistently run rein/dva/lucio/zarya, i think she's really quite useful.
but i guess it's not your fault, you played perfectly and every mishap in the game is sombra's fault and sombra's fault alone. thanks sombra.
>No Limits
>Our team comp is rather normal
>someone on our team says "We need more cheese"
>nah man it'll be fine
>enemy team went 5 Widow 1 Rein
>make an okay first push
>two of my team switches to Winston
>I switch to Winston
>we go one Roadhog, four winston, one Lucio
This is why you don't sniper stack, kids.
>>163854847
I do, and I only play him on occasion for fun. Just grab a few friends or some randoms in beginner chat in HOTS and do easy bot games. HOTS isn't terrible, but I would never play it against other people. I don't like MOBAs enough to suffer through actual PvP.
Yaaayyyyyy~~!
>Playin Zarya
>Team a dead
>I push a bit
>Bubble the stragglers and the fall back
>Peak and bubble
>Freak on the mic yelling at me to fall back and regroup
>Nigger I'm building fucking energy
>Team groups up with me
>Im fully charged and we pushed
Do people not know about Zarya and her bubbles and energy???
D.VAstion
>>163855989
>Defense Matrix locks it in place and lets you fire the minigun
nerf pls
Will Sombra ever be good?
Or is she doomed to be BadTracer for all time?
>>163842271
Revert one old change that will completely break the game now. I will start.
>herostacking in competitive play is back
What are some of the most tilting things about this game?
>Teammate plays fucking Hanzo all game
>Hanzo in the tank/shield meta, vs Dva, Rein and Roadhog
>Constantly gets shit on by the Roadhog but manages to pull shots off on the retarded enemy Pharah
>Rest of my team is consistently swapping after ulting to build a better team comp
>Hanzo refuses to switch
>End of match, two people call out Hanzo on his shit
>"HURRR but but BUT I got a GOLD MEDAL HURR HUE HUE HUE HUE"
>Gets even more cocky when he gets PoTG for shooting one ult into one Zarya ult
>Wow such skill
>This dumb nigger will probably leave the game, thinking he did fantastic and that his decision to play Hanzo was a good one
No. I don't care if you get PoTG for one lucky ultimate that stopped enemy progress for 10 seconds, and I don't care if you've been shooting Rein's shields the entire game. F-U-C-K you if you use "muh gold meduls" as an excuse for anything, especially if your team's been swapping tank/DPS/healer and you've remained 1 class.
F U C K
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>>163856186
They are gonna buff her and make her into another Ana. Then nerf her again and she will forever stay useless.
>>163856253
>This dumb nigger will probably leave the game, thinking he did fantastic and that his decision to play Hanzo was a good one
Yep, that's why they never go away. Thank Blizzard and their participation trophies.
>>163855880
>>163855426
But that's the problem, 2 hours are too much for that boring ass shit. I played lueague too and it only made me hate MOBA even more
>>163856253
Sniper mains are cancer
Pure fucking cancer
Mains in general are a problem, but widow/hanzo mains who think they're the bee's knees are deluded trash who think that getting random scatter kills or the errant potg means they're hidden grandmasters held back by shit teams
Snipers inevitably ruin shooters, and putting them in Overwatch was a fucking mistake
>>163856186
They said in the end of year review they intend to do something to buff her but were vague. We'll see if she ends up OP or worthless.
>>163853247
Anything that makes me feel POWERFUL. Baroness at the moment, and the new Amon Amarth album is pretty great too imo.
>>163855975
This. Hold the line building energy while team regroups to do a push.
It's so satisfying to do a high energy push.
Higher Quality Hana Zeigler
>down with the tank meta
>buff winston
>buff the best tank against squishies
>>163856801
It's either buff everyone or nerf the three DPS tanks
this game's HUD is so fucking bad it's impossible to keep track of your ammo and hp at the same time as you focus on combat
i've gotten fucking 4 mei christmas recolors
fucking 4
>>163856801
Except that Ana's the reason the tank meta exists, and not because of any individual tank
They can buff and nerf the tanks all they want and it won't mean a goddamn thing if Ana still exists as she is
>>163842560
I play on the PS4 and she's overpowered in the way that nobody looks up, she can be flying over your entire team popping off shots and nobody will notice her.
Looking to get a team of non-shitters together for quick play on Xbox One., I've been teamed up with some horseshit guys all morning
>>163856253
I switch when needed, but I also really want to get good with Hanzo, and playing with him is the only way to. If it bothers people, oh well, they likely did the same thing with characters they wanted to get good with.
Besides, it's a video game, you play it to have fun.
>>163856801
No tank except DVva is actually op. Ana is just so ridiculously good at healing that tanks get healed at the same time as squishies, so there's no reason to have another dps besides 76.
>>163857036
She'll never make it past the next balance patch intact
If I had to guess magazine size will be halved and biotic grenade will get an extra second cd
>>163857192
>console ow
>>163843124
Level BR100+ teams will do that shit
>>163856424
Then don't fucking do it?
>>163857271
I know I know, it's just comfier
>It's a 2CP episode
>Let's make arcade mode where people can go el oh el funnayh
>Now add lootboxes so it's actually srs bsnss
Truly a fucking genius idea.
TIME TO RAISE MY APM
>>163857397
>It's a koth episode
>>163852545
> Widowmaker kills emily
> See's tracers outpour of emotion over her lovers death
> Is reminded of the love she had for her husband
> Sees the error of her ways
> Stops being blue
> Becomes a support class
>>163857524
They're trying to implement the Tavern Brawl system from Hearthstone, apparently unaware that half the time TB forces you to play a certain way every game instead of "Other team rolled four Hogs, enjoy your 2/2/2 sniper comp!"
>>163849151
>sombra gets hit by a stray bullet
>she gets fucking decimated or forced to teleport back and doing nothing useful, making the entire match a 5v6
Haha no, maybe if she hacked even while taking damage
>>163857363
>20 fps
>30 degree fov
>15 minute load times
>specs of a pc from 2007
>comfier
>Say Genji requires no skill
>Mains support
Why are support mains such hypocrites?
>>163857739
>What is Mystery Brawl
You've just heard the enemy Ana ult someone
You've also just heard Soldier 69 ult and is barreling down to peek the corner that you're behind.
You're a 200-250hp squishy and you'll melt in 0.5 seconds if he sees you.
You're alone because you're basically retarded.
What do you do?
>>163857869
>implying Lucio is not the most skillful character in the game
lol DPS cucks, everyone.
>>163857869
>support is useful even if unskilled
>genji makes it a 5v6 if he's shit
>>163858014
alt+tab to post
>playing comp
>3400 trying to climb solo since all my friends are off playing RimWorld
>one game there's a group of two
>they play Symmetra and Widowmaker on KotH Ilios
>Widow never scopes the entire game, playing the game like a really shitty Tracer/Soldier 76
>spamming meme arrows, calling people cucks
>deliberately throwing the game
>as they leave they say "/v/ sends their regards"
>still manage to win 2 rounds
Jesus christ this is awful
fucking weebs i swear to god
How come shitters seem to largely favour projectile DPS heroes over hitscan ones? It makes no sense to me, hitscan is inherently easier. You just point at the enemy and click. No need to predict their movement or anything.
Yet I always see shitters going for heroes like Junkrat and Hanzo
>>163858014
Embrace tranquility
Now they've wasted two ults to achieve absolutely nothing
>>163857856
It's always at 60fps and has no loading problems.
The reason why is bullshit is the controller, I don't know why Microsoft and Sony don't allow players to play and fps as it should be
>>163846869
When I play Winston I feel like I'm playing my ass off and yet rarely get a card or potg. Scoring seems weighted against him.
>>163854819
>>163855254
I actually respect your opinion Anon I just enjoy arguing over things I enjoy with people at this point
What's your favorite rap song?
>>163858310
I've lost count of how many times people blow their ults just to go after me and literally only kill me with them.
>>163858283
Because junkrat is able to break up formations and protect flank routes, while Hanzo is good at holding down chokepoints
Prediction is necessary, but the capability to kill shit is amazing if you justgit gud. A Zenyatta that can lead his shots properly is going to be a fucking monster
fucking what blizzard?
Playing Winter Mystery several times made me question on how could people even consider playing Hanzo, let alone main him.
He just feels so boring to play, Widow I might understand but pulling your bow to peekshot and predict people looks lame as fuck, and the way he holds the bow horizontally might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Playing Hanzo is so unsatisfying, like, engagement in fights are nonexistent and his ultimate is just throwing a giant turd forward and hoping someone is dumb enough to get stuck in hallways or deliberately run on it.
>>163856253
How to make Hanzo useful and an can actual TEAM player in a team based game:
- make his 2 abilities typified slots now, 1 for "offensive arrows" (scatter/taser) and 1 for "support arrows" (Sonar and Embolden) respectively in E and shift. Cycle through the 2 arrow with those buttons to choose which.
- firing one of the arrows from that "slot" puts the other arrow on cooldown as well
- Taser Arrow: Shares cool down time with scatter arrow slot, creates aoe the size of biotic field that deals 30 dps for 3.5 seconds where it lands
- Embolden Arrow: Shares cool down with sonar arrow slot, creates aoe size of biotic field that reduces damage to those standing in it by 33%
- both new arrows fail to create their aoe if blocked by shields
>it's a forced 50 episode
>it's a rerun
>>163858690
I don't understand how people find a lot of things enjoyable, but I can also understand that they can and will find things enjoyable that I don't and that they're allowed to while I do something I find enjoyable.
>>163854701
>>163854749
idk. Seems to me like blizz is doing their best to keep the meme alive
>>163852894
qt
>>163858669
>get winstreak
>mmr goes up
>still win
feels good
>>163859007
If you consider playing as someone with a Bow on a futuristic shooter game with infinite ammo laser minigun mech or auto-aiming tesla gun fun then that's pretty fucking sad
>>163858530
I don't think you fucking read what I wrote
I said SHITTERS as in people who are bad tend to gravitate towards projectile DPS although hitscan is more effective and reliable
The people that are actually good play stuff like Soldier McCree Tracer
>>163859293
because hitscan immediately tells you that you suck
whereas with projectile it becomes normal to miss most of your shots
Meanwhile we get double mercy, double genji and double sombra.
>>163858690
Hanzo requires great aim to have fun with. And he's actually how all the snipers should be in that you need to account for drop and travel time. Rather than Widowmaker who's a hitscan headshot machine.
>>163859181
I play with them AND Hanzo. Isn't that so amazing it blows your narrow "only absolute opposites exist!" mind?
>>163859293
Son I read what you said
It's wrong, but I read it
The people who are good play to what's needed and they're capable of making them effective and reliable regardless of hitscan or projectile, because they have fucking skill, unlike you.
>>163859421
t. silver
I'm pretty sure I know what the next short will be about
>Sombra ordered the russian leader to get Doonfist's gauntlet for her
>she called Zarya to do it (as seen in the last short)
>from this onwards there are 3 possible routes Blizzard can take
>1. Zarya vs. Doomfist
>nothing special about this, Doomfist obviously wins, regains his gauntlet and becomes a new playable hero
>2. Zarya is confronted by Talon (Widowmaker and/or Reaper and/or Sombra)
>if Sombra is with them, She will deliberately make Talon lose, which could end with Widowmaker betraying her
>Doomfist will arrive and get the gauntlet
>3. Zarya is confronted by new Overwatch (Winston and/or Tracer and/or Genji)
>same thing as 2, but with different characters
>>163854320
My heart can't take much more of this much cute...
>>163859770
I think Katya called Zarya to deal with Sombra, not help her
>>163859086
So good
>>163858014
APM 좀 올려볼까?
>>163859895
I want a blueberry gf.
>>163856250
>break the game
>implying that wouldn't make OW fun again
>>163859770
>4. Zarya and Sombra call all the girls to Doomfist's house for a one-man orgy
>Doomfist swags down to the museum, picks up his gauntlet, and swags out
>>163859857
That would be incredibly stupid. I'd expect someone like Sombra has a dead man's switch, which would release all information she has gathered to stop people from trying to kill her.
Poor monkey boy
>>163858470
Lucio player here. I feel your pain.
On the other hand, if you can get your ult up quickly enough, go ahead and spam Q.
>>163859548
Just play no limit and carry your team, not like anyone more skillful than silver players play it.
>>163860184
So is Winston just not allowed to leave ever? I can't imagine anyone would sell a house or anything to a giant gorilla.
>>163858470
It depends who you kill with it really. Blowing solo ults on flankers and DPS is a waste, but if you solo ult and kill one of their tanks or healers, you just got yourself a huge advantage in the upcoming team fight.
>>163860184
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD IS ENDING
>>163860367
He needs to be around in the event that a single other person responds to his recall.
>>163860367
Active Overwatch agents aren't allowed by international law and he pushed the button
Subscribe and donate to D.va, best streamer in the world
>>163858021
>Spamming space and pressing shift sometimes is skill
>>163858101
>Moving goalposts
Supportcucks BTFO
>>163860184
She knows what she's doing
>>163860462
I just realized the new Overwatch consists of a monkey with glasses, a time travelling lesbian and a former playboy cyborg using 2000 year old weaponry. Potential recruits are a brazilian DJ and a swiss prostitute. That's pretty fucking sad.
>>163860965
Mercy isn't a prostitute, she doesn't take money
>>163861058
So she's just a cockhungry slut.
>>163861106
shes very picky about who gets to enter her butthole
>>163842271
>play "No Limits" in offense
>team is too stupid to stack D.VA
>lose
fuck me, it happens everytime
>>163861212
Actually she will encourage you to try every single one of her holes.
>>163861214
>play "no limits"
>90% of games are qp pawns thinking its a qp match
The times you actually get people to stack d.va or sym are so rare its just not worth trying
ive been stuck between 2700 and 3100 for 3 weeks
tips pls
anything will do
i usually finish among the medals but its like il get a good group followed by a couple of trash ones
Why does he wear such a tight suit, is he trying to arouse people on purpose?
>>163861310
>Duo queue with a good person
>Either of you needs to be a great tank or a great Ana
>Carry one another to victory
>>163861310
same only i havent been above 2900
>>163861416
>Emily was trans
>Tracer was heterosexual all along
can i drop my rank without annoying anyone?
>>163861642
leave a second before match end.
>>163861419
>he
>>163861427
Serious blueberry
We all agree that quad tank is incredible cancer, right?
>millions of people play this game
>have to wait over 10 seconds to get into a match
how embarrassing
>>163859572
post your rank m8, it better be around 4200 because otherwise it's below me
>Wind up playing support on defense because no one else will
>Every time we repel an enemy push, our tanks wander off and get picked by their respawns
Can I please just have a button that says "Disconnect overextenders"? I'm sick of this shit.
>>163861915
Yes. Quint-tank meta will save us. Please buff Winston.
>>163861960
It takes time to find people as bad as you
>>163862040
>>163843589
all the weird stuff is going to be explained with nanomachines
Blizz have no creativity
>main support
>barely in gold
>get nothing but retards who can't kill shit
How is this my fucking fault, why should I have to main offense or tank to win
What would cause LESS of a shitstorm?
>Blizz announces yet another already-established character is gay
>Blizz announces a new character who is transgenderbut from Thailand
>Keep getting matched up with people in groups with no star level <30 players in qp
Trying to get a list going of proper counters
>Dva:
zarya(hard), Mei, symmetra(soft), reaper(soft), Roadhog
>Genji
Winston(hard), Symmetra, Mei
>Hanzo
Winston(hard), Genji, Rein(soft)
>Pharah:
76(hard), Widowmaker, Mccree, bastion (soft), hanzo(soft)
>Winston:
Mei, zarya, Reinhardt, roadhog, reaper(hard), 76, torb, bastion(hard), Lucio(soft by proxy), pharah(soft),
>Rein:
pharah, junkrat, Another rein, bastion, Sombra(soft)
>Symmetra:
Winston, pharah, dva
>Tracer
Winston, Mccree, hanzo, roadhog, Torb(soft)
>Torb
76, pharah, Mccree, junkrat, Widowmaker
Suggestions?
>>163862247
You have to carry yourself out of the trench, you can't do that with a cuckport and good will.
>>163862195
Who makes these? They look gre...
>tumblr
Fucking trash gif why would you post that shit here it looks like ass
>>163861712
>>163862331
This is a fucking meme offense players keep telling themselves to justify their first pick genji
>>163862293
It means you're shitter than people that literally bought the game over xmas
>>163862395
a lil bit too much muscle but i'd be dtf
>>163862338
Tumblr is just a platform
>>163862327
Roadhog hard counter on genji, soft counter mccree
>>163862549
i think he was mocking website tribalists
>>163862327
>Genji
Add Torb.
>Torb
Add Zenyatta.
What's the breakdown on the competitive ranks anyway? Like what percentage is what?
>won 4 comp games in a row
Should I continue or should I fap and go to sleep?
>>163862665
It's hard to say what's irony and what's sincere idiocy in our time
>>163862791
buy box to celebrate!
>>163862269
>>Blizz announces yet another already-established character is gay
This one. If they announced a new character and established their identity as trans (or gay or whatever) at reveal, then that would become their ENTIRE character. Full stop. Anything else would be drowned out. It's why Tracer was so well received and well handled, because she had a personality and stood on her own as a character BEFORE her reveal as gay.
>>163862327
Sombra isn't a soft counter to Reinhardt. She is a bit weak right now, but hacking a Rein makes him a living pack of ult charge for your team.
>>163862540
Delicious beefcake is best.
>>163862327
Never had issues killing Winston as Symmetra especially once you get your shield up. Rein is more scary since his hammer has huge range so you can't get that close.
>>163862727
its a normal distribution, you can google it. 2500 is average, and most common.
why did blizz allow a character like roadhog in the game? Every aspect of this character is awful in theory. Compare his hook to rein's charge
>charge
>has to drop barrier for team
>usually has to dive into enemy team
>can result in free kill, but high risk in that rein could die in the process
>charge can be interrupted
>can also be used as cc against dva ults or ana ults or winston ults etc
and the damn hook
>no risk in throwing it
>fully spammable, no punishment for being a terrible shot
>if it lands, free kill, if not, you're a fatass that is still sitting on the point drinking healjuice
there's absolutely no risk with the hook, and its so spammable that it's not uncommon for him to get more elims or more damage than the dps characters. I bet kaplan's behind this design
I bet there will be no more LGBT characters.
Blizzard is VERY carefuland smartin their PR.
>>163863037
>No risk
If you want a no risk hero play DVA.
>>163863149
They already said there will be multiple but I doubt they'd bring it up again any time soon
>>163863149
If there are there's no reason they have to say it anytime soon
>>163862968
Even on a guy that haircut is awful.
>>163863191
at least with Dva she can't heal and has to get in very close to actually do damage. Sure, her matrix is spammable but that isn't the same as free kills. Dva is pretty idiot proof but the hook is even more so
>>163863037
Charge also offers mobility, which Roadhog has absolutely zero of. I'm more than happy with that, just more opportunity to farm ult off his fat head as he scrambles to scrap me waiting for his hook to come off CD.
>>163863037
The hook is the only good part of Roadhogs kit. He has a huge hitbox with no protection (except self healing) making him free ult charge for enemies. His gun is mediocre at best without the hook and his ult isn't that good either. When a team has Roadhog they can get easy pick-offs, but the enemy team will get faster ults in return.
>>163852658
If there was a Dr. Ziegler (male), it would be possible to play him without feeling like a slut
>>163863037
>no risk in throwing it
>fully spammable, no punishment for being a terrible shot
>if it lands, free kill, if not, you're a fatass that is still sitting on the point drinking healjuice
you:
1) never played hog
2) are a total shitter
which one?
>>163863392
the hook itself is terrible design though. It's very black or white for the outcome whereas reins charge may just do some damage but both people survive, making the game more competitive. There's literally nothing you can do once hooked
>>163845578
whenever i get genji or hanzo in mystery i suicide to get a different hero.
>>163862912
>Make character Thai ladyboy
>Make their abilities fire-oriented
>Make their backstory be from a pepper-farming family>Talon member
>Callsign Scoville
Shitstorm aside, could it work?
>>163863330
Roadhog needs the heal because he has no real defense. No healer will stick to you because it's not safe. DVA can be easily pocket healed. You shouldn't even die because using your boost on the health packs always keeps you topped off.
Is there any Hero than can stop a Full charge Symmetra with a Lucio speed-boosting said indian techwoman?
Pro tip:there is none
Are PTR people absolutely retarded or what? How did Ana or previous Symmetra get live?
>>163863558
MAYBE pharah
is it just me or is 6v6 no limits primarily for people too dumb to play quickplay
>>163863595
nobody on PTR plays serious matches
>>163863314
>still getting upset over someone's hair
Let it go already.
>>163863595
PTR is not for balance testing
>>163852545
>>163843135
Wasn't there a short comic about this exact scenario?
>>163863595
PTR is where Blizzard shows everyone the updates they're gonna implement anyway regardless of "playtesting".
About the best you can hope for from PTR time is bug fixes.
>>163863526
More than half the times I get hooked Hog fails to kill me, I just back up and teleport/bubble/attack/whatever. It's not instant death unless the stars align.
>>163863558
Roadhog does well against her depending on if you land your hook. Of course just play Pharah and never fear her.
>>163863546
I dunno, is there a reference there that I'm missing?
>>163863659
Sure once people stop getting upset over someone's sexuality.
>>163863841
Just an attempt at a transgender character that wouldn't feel out of place in Overwatch and also minimize shitflinging from either side.
The meta doesn't mean anything outside of pro tournaments, they say
http://masteroverwatch.com/heroes/pc/global/mode/ranked
>>163862327
Wbat's the difference between characters marked as hard [Say, 76 for Pharah] and those unmarked [like McCree also for Pharah]?
>>163863558
Mei.
Cryofreeze and wait till she loses charge, or throw a giant wall of "fuck you" at her face.
Symmetra is scary.
Reaper never was so cucked before
>Aimbotting McCree in quick play
How pathetic do you have to be to do this?
>>163864024
>Hero stacking is removed
>Tracer and Winston fall off the face of the planet
Good riddance.
Can't wait for all the Mercy x Doomfist porn
>>163864068
The wall increases her gun all you did was help her. I won many trades as Symmetra because Mei is dumb enough to do this.
>>163863037
Missing the hook means he's a useless sack of ult charge till it's back up
>Tank meta
>Can't oneshot tanks
>Wahhh roadhogs op
>Every other meta
>Can one shot squishie dps
>Roadhog is average and niche pick at best
How the fuck did it come to this
>>163864237
they should just make the wall unbreakable/ make it so the beam doesn't stick to it. nobody ever tries to shoot the wall down anyways
>>163864232
Michael Chu will be on suicide watch and send "d-delete this or I call our lawyers" emails to sites hosting it
>>163864015
Oh, NOW I get the pepper joke. But otherwise, I'd imagine the whole ladyboy thing could be taken as fetishizing transgender people. Best way to do it? Make a character, fully fleshed out backstory, with motivations, allegiances, etc, then have them idly mention somewhere or sometime about being a different gender in their childhood or some shit. That way it doesn't become their entire identity. Much like how Tracer's reveal was only in rreference to her family (Emily).
>>163864370
It's ice not steel
is the overtime mechanic le pity party all gamers need a chance feature the worst in the game
>>163864384
He needs to accept slutty nature of Mercy
>>163864232
Why have people been talking about Doomfist so much lately? Have there been more news on him?
I also heard some mentions of a Lucio short but I have no idea where that comes from either.
>>163864506
No.
It used to be when hero stacking was a thing, but now that there's way fewer ways to cheese OT, it's fine as is.
>>163863595
Blizzard doesn't listen to PTR
EVER
No matter what game it is, they will ignore any and all feedback.
>>163864524
worst pairing
>>163863595
>How did Ana or previous Symmetra get live?
ana got buffed on PTR because she was too weak
>>163864539
Terry Crews might be voicing him, that's all I know.
>>163864237
And while you are charging your death ray on the wall, everyone else is killing you, great job.
>>163864539
The Lucio short thing comes from an interview with his VA.
>I then, of course, had to ask where our Lúcio short film was, to which Cruz laughed and told me:
>“Apparently it’s coming! They’re working on something! I don’t know what though, they always keep me in the dark, so who knows? (laughing)”
>>163864663
Not true
>>163864384
Don't bully a fellow waifufag, guys.
terry crews voicing doomfist sounds awful
I don't want a meme voice actor
>>163864506
It's fine now it used to be worse because you could constantly keep the time going until you wiped them all. Now it's a set amount of time regardless if they are on the point.
P U R E
U
R
E
>>163864384
What are Chu's favorite ships?
>>163864678
Maybe they will let him just voice the original Doomfist who is a large black guy as an origins story thing rather than letting him voice the entire hero.
>>163864735
Oh, I see. Thanks, anon :)
>>163864539
>I also heard some mentions of a Lucio short but I have no idea where that comes from either.
Some have speculated that Lucio will get a New Years concert short, seeing as how he had posters in King's Row advertising one in the Reflections comic.
Also: >>163864735
>>163864797
THIS NEW DOOMFIST TANK HERO HAS TWO FISTS OF DAMAGE BLOCKING POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>163864797
I can't hate on Terry Crews, it would be pretty fun despite being weird as fuck
>>163864715
They are already dead Mei is just the last victim.
>>163864843
Mercy's hips are too lewd.
>>163864539
They said a new hero was coming along nicely and would be ready to show soon. Plus a confirmed VA heavily suggests Doomfist is the new character.
>>163864858
Genji/Mercy is the only one he actually seems to personally like
>>163864506
Yes and no. It's too easy to stall infinitely and make a comeback from 0-99, but payload maps would be incredibly frustrating without overtime.
>>163864797
I think it would be fine so long as he doesn't use the same voice he uses in the old Spice commercials.
That would get olxp fast.
I just tried Mei's Snowball Fight for the first time
How disappointing and boring
>>163864232
Yes, focus on the healwhore.
The purest one should be kept as is.
>>163864951
Brian is such a cutie, he needs to be a playable character somehow. Either have him aged up and buffed out like Captain America or put him in a mobile suit that can transform to a vehicle mode like Daniel in G1 Transformers.
Is Sombra a lesbian?
Do You think she blackmails straight girls into kissing and fucking her for shits and giggles?
>>163865165
Fuck off shotafags.
>>163865043
I wouldn't mind his Old Spice voice as long as it only pops up as an easter egg, maybe once in a while when he falls off a map or gets pinned by Reinhardt.
>>163864843
i think i'm gonna need a link on that one
Any idea why my all chat button won't work no matter what I bind it to?
>>163865317
It'll be used for his ult scream. It's a natural fit.
>>163854701
Creator of the meme said that she doesn't like it anymore because people kept calling it racist and it made her anxious. A shame. It actually made her character interesting instead of some SAO tier waifubait.
>>163865271
No. She blackmails all virile male characters to give her their seed. Then she muxes them and drinks the whole thing.
What is she thinking about?
What's a stack?
>>163865280
says the healslut
>>163865935
Spending time with Genji.
>>163865935
How awful the game is.
>Finally get around to picking up my weekly boxes
>Nothing but meme teams as far as the eye can see
>Five Zaryas, five snipers, six tracers, torbs fucking everywhere
>Last match for the third box
>Everyone insists on going torb
>I go Zen because fuck it, one other guy goes Symmetra
>Feel filthy for taking part in that debacle
>We pull out a win against a bunch of snipers and pharahs
>At least I stuck to my principles and didn't go Torb
>Open box
>Nutcracker
karma is real
>>163865023
because he is a tiny dick asian and has to self insert
>>163865165
>yfw when he's actually doomfist and not the black guy everyone expects
>>163865935
The medical bill you will have to pay.
>yfw when normies are in your game
>>163862465
Even when they're teamed with 2< stars?
>>163865951
People in a group
So 3 people grouped up is a 3 stack
>>163866264
On one hand, it would be kind of neat.
On the other, people would feel rightfully cheated after Blizz teasing an African character voiced by a celebrity. Every continent has been represented so far, except for sub-saharan Africa.
How to save overwatch (part 1 of 4):
Ana
Intentions of changes: Make her a dedicated tank healer/killer that must be protected.
>Hp reduced to 150.
>Weapon damage changed to 20% of hero hp. Weapon healing changed to 20% of hero hp.
>Sleep dart is now a grenade with the same range and area of effect that McCree's flashbang has. It can sleep any number of enemies and herself however the sleep timer is shared across those who were hit.
>Healing and healing amplification removed from her existing grenade.
>Both the existing grenade and the new sleep grenade share the same cooldown (10 seconds)
Bastion:
Intentions of changes: In his current state he is useless unless sitting behind a rh shield. The two options that I can think of to improve this is to give him his own shield or give him turret mobility. As playing vs a shielded bastion is anti-fun I have gone for the latter option.
>Turret form can now move at the same speed as hanzo with a fully drawn bow.
>Exiting turret is now 50% faster
D.Va:
Intentions of changes: Increase the punishment for her mech dying and reducing her sustained presence on the battlefield.
>Human hp changed to 100
>Charge of ultimate in human form is reduced by 50%
>Now has to reload. Ammo for the reload is shared by both shooting and shielding.
>After ulting she will start with only 50% ult charge in her human form.
Genji:
Intentions of changes: Genji currently has a problem where he is shit without an ult but arguably too strong with one. I was lost when trying to think of a way to change this. The only options that I could think of were a complete rework or keeping him the same however there are too many fanboys to rework him.
>No changes
Hanzo:
Intentions of changes: Improve his consistency
>Scatter arrow removed.
>His E now changes his ammo to a heavy arrow type that has a shorter range but a much larger hitbox. The heavy ammo deals 80 damage a shot and cannot headshot however it is far easier to hit with up close.
>>163866469
>How to save overwatch (part 1 of 4):
>Ana
>Intentions of changes: Make her a dedicated tank healer
>Weapon healing changed to 20% of hero hp
>Sleep dart is now a grenade with the same range and area of effect that McCree's flashbang has. It can sleep any number of enemies
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA
>>163866469
Glad the people here don't balance the game
>tfw no one's drawn anything of Lucio using his head-tentacles to molest the female OW characters
>>163865165
No fuck you. Shotashit is cancer
>>163866790
>saving images from ifunny
>going to ifunny
>>163865023
He likes JunkMei too. Maybe not as much as he likes Gency, but enough that people have called him out on it.
>>163866469
That Weapon damage/healing charge on Ana could be interesting but everything else.
Symmetra is a gentrifier.
hmmmm
>>163866634
>How to actually balance Ana
>Hp reduced to 150
>Halved damage and healing of biotic grenade
>Biotic grenade halves healing of enemies hit and increases healing of allies hit by 50%
>Enemies can wake up sleeping teammates by shooting them
>>163865935
>''Anon please, i'm too pure for aliasing.''
>>163865023
God I wish Genji wasn't his self insert. Gency is such a ridiculously boring ship. It's like the warm porridge of Overwatch shipping. If Tracer weren't gay then I would say that Genji would be better off with her.
>>163866861
>So that people have called him out on it
Why? JunkMei isn't that bad
>>163866994
LITERALLY
NO
ASS
Due to the negative reception of how to save overwatch part 1, part 2-4 will be cancelled.
Pretty nice memes in this thread
I'd like to contribute xd
I really want Zenyatta cinematic
>>163867113
Delet this
>Winter Mystery
>Enemy has 2+ healers the entire match
>We not only never get one, but we are full of snipers and flankers
Oh yes, totally not rigged. All RNG, yup, just pure rng
>>163866970
It's a good way to force those gutter scum to change. They will still be poor as fuck but at least it won't be as shit looking.
>>163866816
Calm down, child.
>>163866819
>>163867152
>muh boogiemen!
>>163867152
except that
1. nobody on ifunny creates anything, it's all reposted content
2. ifunny reencodes everything, so every image from there looks like shit and has a watermark
neither of these apply to tumblr
people having meltdowns over tumblr are dumb but not supporting ifunny makes sense
>>163867113
What else did you expect from a Korean?
>>163866469
Jesus. All you need to do is nerf Ana's grenade damage.
>>163842961
You think it might not really be her?
>>163867113
>>163867174
Thought zenyatta was thug there before his redemption after seeing the iris
what's a silly outfit you'd like to see your favorite ow character in
looking for something to draw
>>163867336
>would destroy
>>163867372
Zenyatta as a clown.
Because reasons.
>>163866469
You might as well remove Ana from the game. Jesus christ, have some mercy on her old ass.
>>163867458
>>163867372
Hanzo in a tutu
>>163867034
Oh, I didn't mean that people were upset. Chu just retweets enough JunkMei art that people took notice and started asking if it was supposed to hint at canon, like they have with Gency - maybe calling out was a bad way of putting it.
>>163867336
>flatter than tracer
absolutely disgusting
it's like you can tell she's a skinny asian
>>163867372
Draw Mei in LITERALLY ANYTHING that shows her figure
>>163867130
I like it
>>163867585
>>163867372
Sombra in a super '80s getup
>>163867496
>I. Will not. Juggle.
>>163867524
dat meka
Why do good players have to be penalized for being randomly matched with a shitter?
>>163867372
Symmetra wearing a junker outfit looking very displeased.
>>163867372
Draw Lucio wearingsocks and sandals
>>163867695
>Mercy nu wan to play cave explorer
>>163867034
Many people on Tumblr think JunkMei is problematic because Mei thinks he's a bully.
And that's about it, I guess.
>>163867936
>Bullies aren't allowed to be in relationships
Man, fuck tumblr
>>163867791
>Hanamura and Anubis are well designed maps
This is what blizzard legitimately thinks
>>163868068
pls draw something with small pharah and sombra
>>163868141
Well they also said 2cp is a good mode and provides a bunch of exciting moments so that's no surprise
>people say Hanzo requires no aiming skill because he shoots logs
>aiming at people standing still right in front of me and nothing ever hits
>>163867936
>>163868061
I guarantee you they'd be all over it if the genders were reversed too. Tumblr is hardly an authority on good pairings, but hating JunkMei just because Mei doesn't like Junkrat is dumb even for them.
>>163868205
I want multiple stage CP maps like TF2. Having one defense and one offense and being done is kinda.... short
>>163868269
>but hating JunkMei just because Mei doesn't like Junkrat is dumb even for them.
Aren't people in relationships supposed to like eachother.
>>163868269
Why would they be a pair, though? As said earlier, Mei hates Junkrat more than any other character in the game. It's as retarded as pairing Zarya with Zenyatta.
>>163868409
Where is the bloo
>tfw no beautiful blue cheeks to rub my face on
>>163868068
Yo, this is actually good. I was preparing for some cringe art. Thank you, Anon!
>>163850234
people who are aware that there can Only ever be multiple symmetras on a team in the fucking ARCADE JOKE MODE
quit taking fucking mystery heroes seriously lmfao
>>163868269
>hating JunkMei just because Mei doesn't like Junkrat is dumb even for them.
You don't know how relationships work... do you?
>>163868460
>>163868462
Ordinarily yes, but the whole "boy meets girl, girl hates boy, girl learns more about boy and ends up falling in love" thing is a pretty popular romantic arc. The argument is that Mei is tsundere, basically, or that Junkrat eventually improves to a point where she loves him back depending on how you want to read it.
>>163868475
best girl.
I hope we get to see more of talon outside of the reaper/blue/sombra.
There is a lot of questions about them.
>>163868617
>Joke mode
>Gives lootboxes
Blizzard is retarded.
>>163868371
And yet comp feels too long.
>>163867535
i cant draw hanzo well sry
>>163868678
But Mei doesn't even know Junkrat in the lore, she just hates him because of what he represents, just like Zarya and Zenyatta.
>>163868678
>"boy meets girl, girl hates boy, girl learns more about boy and ends up falling in love" or junkrat eventually improves
That's exactly why I'm backing JunkMei
I'm a sucker for those kinds of stories
>>163868068
Oh, repost. Never mind.
>>163868692
Actually, only Bloo belonga in Talon. Reaper is working with them for some reason and Sombra is apparently called to help sometimes, even though everyone hates her.
>>163868697
>don't give lootboxes
>nobody plays them
Actually quite smart
here come the best girl choo choo
Dead general
Dead game
Why do Genji players never change when they're hard countered?
Just finished a map in Dorado and went as Zen, only ulted when he did, and then one of our tanks changed to Winston and he couldn't do shit to defeat the electric monkey dick.
>>163868678
That's the most over used trope in romance and everyone over the age of 20 realizes how fucking retarded it is
You know how rare it is to genuinly dislike someone and then slowly find them tolerable and then okay to be around and then nice and then nice enough to ask them out?
It only ever happens to teenagers who don't know what the fuck they want out of a relationship yet or judge people too quickly only to grow out of it
Yes it's common in movies and books because shit sells easily to hormone driven "nice guys" who think they can bend over backwards to a girl long enough for her to bend over to them, or a girl who falls for a guy who shows no fucking interest in her but she still becomes obsessed with him
>>163868994
perfect.
Just perfect.
>>163868781
To be fair, they do have in-game interactions, and the devs have said that while they're not canon, they are how the characters would canonically interact with each other if they met. So JunkMei at least has a foundation of some kind.
>>163868791
Yeah, it's cute. I don't exactly expect anything that isn't purely one-sided out of the story proper, but it's still nice to see that at least one person on Blizzard's staff likes it.
Stop posting inferior sniper
>>163869119
"Main" mentality.
>>163869119
Because all they know is how to play Genji.
Play mystery heroes and you can spot mainshitters immediately
>>163869195
fixed
>>163869195
>muslim cyclops
anyway, more best girl
>>163869132
You seem upset, anon. I know it doesn't usually work that way in real life - I was just explaining the reasoning behind the pairing, that's all.
>>163869182
>they interact with each other
>the way they do it is canon
So Mei hating Junkrat is canon. How is this supposed to make the pair look more plausible? Also, this anon is right >>163869132
>>163869287
Just bought the game three days ago and I can't figure genji out
Most genji I encounter to fuck all and just poke or suicide and usually disconnect after they fuck up their ult
And then there's the 1% who are god mode and slaughter everyone and end the match in 3 mins
>"We feel that genji has become irrelevant only partly due to the meta, and have decided that we will go ahead we some changes in the near future"
JEFF YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN YOU DID IT
Why is there no capture the flag game mode?
Why does Roadhog have almost no lines or interactions?
New hero leaked
I got my XIM4 in and I've been raping bitches. Shit changed my life. Why play on PC when you get shit on console kids all day?
>be bad at the game so I'm gold
>play comp on WP:G
>there's a duo queue on the enemy team
>enemy team is running quad tank, which fucking never happens at gold since people didn't even figure out triple tanks and still run 2/2/2
>enemy D.va is absolutely destroying us
>their Ana rapes every flanker that tries to get him
>after we finish getting our anuses destroyed, one of the enemies says that the Ana and D.va (who are queued) are both Master smurfs
>cards come up
>D.va has 80% kill participation with nearly 70 eliminations
>>163869669
roadhog got his name by killing everyone who drove on his road.
He is a loner.
He only works with junkrat because he hired him.
Although as of late they are becoming friends.
>>163868738
Still adorable, thank you.
>tfw too intelligent to play support
Who else here /smart/?
>>163869669
Look at heroes like Tracer, Sombra and Pharah and figure it out.
>go smoke a bowl
>collect potgs from every game you play for the next four hours
>>163869645
What the fuck where?
>>163869847
Easy enough to fix.
No warping, no teleporting, no flying while you have the flag.
What's your favorite player icon, /owg/? Pic related.
>>163869870
DUDE WEED LMAO XD
>>163869445
It makes the pair look more "plausible" because that's how the arc starts. That's how shippers work - the fact that they have any amount of interaction, no matter how hostile, is fuel for the fire, because it's all leading up to the payoff where they develop feelings for each other.
>>163869669
Because he's a grumpy asshole and probably just wants to be left alone desu.
>>163869954
Fuck off, Jeff.
>>163869424
There is no pairing
Mei doesn't like Junkrat
People want to pair them because their autistic little teenage minds still think that a relationship will bloom when there isn't just a lack of interest but actually being put off by someone
You know how hard it is to actually form a relationship with someone you like? Most adults have experienced dating someone that seems like a great match for them and it stills falls through because god knows why. A few of us have tried to date people we don't really fancy all that much but we shared a moment together and hey maybe something will click with us. Doesn't work.
The only people who think you can form a relationship with someone you do not like or who is off putting to you, are still way too fucking young to have anything more than a fling or are old but read way too many bullshit teenage love stories or anime tsundere "romance" shit
>>163869195
Fix your dAUGHter lel.
>>163867709
the pic that came up for 80's outfit was some weird workout thing, not sure if thats what you meant
>>163869645
[citation fucking needed]
>>163869969
Reaper is a grumpy asshole that wants to be left alone and he has lots of lines and interactions. It could just be other heroes calling him a weird creepy monster like Mei does to Junkrat but I want something.
>>163870092
>>163870070
Fix you're back
>>163869840
>not playing Zenyatta
>not trascending with him to a higher level of understanding
>not perfectly calculating the speed of his projectiles and the distance of your enemies to get always headshots
Not you my friend
>>163870092
Friendly reminder that McCree had drunk, sloppy Christmas sex with this
>>163869840
>tfw so intelligent I'm playing the next meta(Sombra) before it's meta
>>163870176
fix ya eye
>>163870208
huh
>>163870069
Anon, please calm down. It's just a pairing, nobody is saying you have to like it and it probably won't even happen (or it won't be mutual anyway). It's not worth this level of upset.
Post a smuggest face
protip: u CANT
>>163870260
>preparing for the buffs we knew were coming since day 2 of PTR
>smart
lol. bet you think Kephrii is a good player too
>35 boxes, only scrooge mccree, peppermint sombra & santatorb so far
>0 hours sombra, only very occasionally play torb or mccree
>finally another gold
>santa torb
>FFFF
>next box surprisingly also gold, and a purple
>firefighter mei and peppermint sombra
>>163869732
I don't think it's a friendship yet. Roadhog us just getting used to Junkrat's bullshit and sometimes even plays along. I doubt he'd still think twice about leaving him if he felt it is the best thing to do.
>>163870069
wow and here I thought Overwatch was played by underage b& fags. do you have an example of a relationship that does work ? jc
>>163870092
You know what
I don't even care about whatever dumb retro 'hackerman' look I was thinking of
This is better
>>163870359
can and will
>>163869528
Yep, that's genji players. Most are just weebs acting out naruto
>>163870183
>implying "transcendence" isn't a meaningless spook invented by omnic "intellectuals"
You are simple minded, childlike and naive. You are nothing to me. Never reply to me again.
>>163867320
Just nerf its buff/debuff and suddenly Ana is fixed.
+100% heals is dumb -> nerf to 70%
-100% healing is dumb -> nerf to -70%
give it a heal-over-time / damage-over-time same as her rifle fire and it makes it harder for her to wombo combo flankers.
It's retarded having kit that used one way makes tanks impossible to kill and used another way makes her immune to flankers.
>>163870329
??? You're most be new to the general threads of you think me saying "fucking autistic regard" a few times means someone is mad
I want to hug and fug blu.
>>163870329
t. autistic retard
>>163870537
Which is really fucking retarded because Naruto is "based" off of ninja shit and he's supposed to be a samurai
>>163870359
Bloo is the smuggest Overwatch.
Stop posting the mindbroken whore pls is disgusting
>>163870640
>>163870069
This. People treat Overwatch like one of those poorly made anime or fujo stories.
Hell some characters just hate each other, there is no tsundere shit behind, no hidden feelings, most of the characters are ex militars and shit like that.
Also it's not like that hey have to be in a relationship with the other characters of the cast, there billion of people in the world, why would Mei get together with a crazy psycho she expressed hate for? The last comic showed it, Lena is engaged with some who redhead we neber heard about.
Blizzard is somewhat going for a realistic story, not some soap opera
>>163870745
sorry but this is a blue board.
>>163870329
people are callif it out cause it's stupid pairing based off teenae autism
we have enough of that in ow we don't need more
>>163870582
ana is fine.
t. genji main
Can blizzard make a gamemode for only widowmaker and hanzo where players with more than an hour of gameplay as Widow are forced into it when they search for a qp game. Thanks.
>tracer on enemy team
>pick winston
>shock her nearly to death with my lightning gun
>she's still gay
hmm... nice game.
>>163869840
>tfw too intelligent to not play Roadhog
NEXT!
Who counters Zarya
Can't beat her in 3v3
>>163871148
mei
>>163870447
I'd say going from
>You hook 'em, I'll cook 'em.
>Shut up.
to
>I'll hook 'em...
>... and I'll cook 'em!
is a significant difference, but I get the sense that Roadhog was always supposed to grudgingly care about Junkrat since he tells him to stay out of trouble before a match, so they're not necessarily starting at the bottom of the scale.Though there is always the possibility that he's just sticking around because the pay is really good and he'll drop Junkrat like a sack of dirt if the money ever stops coming in, but the devs really seem to like the idea of them actually being friends instead of strictly being in a mutually benificial business arrangement.
>>163870604
Well, no, but your reaction was a lot more forceful than I expected given the subject at hand.
>>163870359
Can't.
My dad works for Mr. Blizzard and confirmed there will be a short this week.
Stay tuned.
>>163870807
Because it's the same reason teenage morons think they'll get with someone else. It's "made to be" or "opposites attract". It's bullshit. There are literally hundreds of thousand of people you could be matched with and have good relationships with if you just find them and don't obsess over the soul mate shit you get forced to believe in as a kid
>>163870470
The only way I can explain it is that it just works. Assuming you've got all your shit worked out and don't have any nasty personality or physical flaws you just keep trying people you are interested in until there is a spark and it just comes easy. I met my girlfriend of two years at a fucking hospital while being prepped for appendicitis surgery. It wasn't romantic, it was actually one of the worst most miserable moments of my life. But for some reason me and the nurse who was getting me ready hit it off and we went out and then just kept going out.
It honestly seems completely fucking random and the best advice I can give, besides always trying to improve yourself, is to not get caught up on forcing a relationship or scared to end one that's not working out
>tfw an autolock shitter Hanzo on attack is on the other team this time
Post good feels
>>163871148
If the enemy zarya have more than 20% energy in 3v3, you're playing with retards. she's useless without more than half charge.
>>163871148
ReapsMcreap
Just wail on her including bubble, she dies in 8 shots unless you're shit at aiming or she gets a nana grenade. If she does, wraith and reset the fight then try again.
>>163871256
>Well, no, but your reaction was a lot more forceful than I expected given the subject at hand
My reaction was more forceful? Dude I'm commenting on a fucking image board, do you literally have autism?
>>163871294
My father owns Blizzard.
He said alongside the short, they'll do a 90 minute long presentation, explaining and showing pictures that prove that Pharah's hymen is intact and that she's 100% pure.
>tfw playing Junkrat
>perfectly calculate enemies' paths to hit with every shot
>use complex geometrical functions to determine where to place steel trap
>use concussion mine to force an enemy to a location, effectively playing chess with their lives
>predict all the reactions rip tire will cause and get a team kill every time
Why as silver do I get matched against these asshats.
The mcree had a 13.0 kdr in season 2.
>>163871414
I wasn't trying to start some huge argument here, sorry. Forget I said anything.
Why does Genji attract so many shitters, if you want to be a flanker when they have 3 tanks at least pick tracer.
>>163871336
>autolock shitter hanzo on my team finishes the game with zero elims and 5% accuracy
>autolock shitter hanzo on enemy team has lady luck's head in his lap and gets three kills with every split arrow
>>163871552
Dude you don't have to apologize holy fuck lol
This is an anonymous board just stop replying to me and pretend to be someone else
>he didn't get Diamond from his placements
>>163871537
>diamond duo queue with silver
Nice game blizz, your matchmaking requirement allows top 20% players to queue with bottom 20%
This thread needs more canon. Don't you agree?
>>163871490
>tfw playing Roadhog
>immaculately animation cancel for maximum efficiency
>calculate the angle and velocity of every single shot of scrap to maximize my damage
>mathematical calculations appear in my vision when attempting to land that perfect hook while predicting the movement of my pathetic enemy
>>163871575
>implying in anything other than pro games this matters
>implying their supports are not dead 2 seconds after a half decent initiation
>implying Genji isn't getting buffs anyway
prepare you anus boyo
blizzard confirmed "balance changes" as he has "fallen out of favour"
>>163871770
He said he doesn't boost and doesn't even care about his stats because that was a smurf account. Pretty sure he was hack boosting. It's happened a few times before.
Got queued up against two korean players and one guy played tracer and camped everyone in spawn sort of like this mcree and then just talked really broken english saying we sucked.
>>163871336
>>163871584
>autolock Hanzo on enemy team
>he's actually good
>switches to attack Bastion after getting fed up with his team shitting on him
>>163871818
I agree.
>>163871878
>blizzard confirmed "balance changes" as he has "fallen out of favour"
Source?
Can someone explain why 3 tank meta is a fucking thing
I don't understand why so many teams fall for it
Tanks have 4 main counters
Junkrat
Mei
Reaper
Zenyatta
Why is this so hard for people to comprehend
I have niggers in diamond fall apart against 3 tanks
What is it about 3 tanks that drives people to be retarded
>Ana heal u shit u no dps
Well if you faggots would stay grouped up and stay in my line of sight would heal you. Everyone scatters around like a fucking spactic retards.
>>163872273
>junkrat
zarya exists
>mei
she's actually okay but not a huge counter
>reaper
dva exists, tracer is more of a tank shredder at this point
>zenyatta
still used but no one wants to give up ana lucio
>>163871442
>Pharah's hymen is intact
>>163871878
They should just let his blade deal increased damage on targets with more HP so that he is a tankbuster when he ults. If he can 2-hit any tank in the game when he ults (not boosted) he is sure to find a good spot in the meta. And he deserves one because he is the hardest character to play in the game by far.
>>163871878
>implying Genji isn't getting buffs anyway
You wish genjifag
>>163872273
>junkrat
Countered by Zarya
>Mei
Zarya
>Reaper
Hey hey, ZARYA
>zenyatta
Surely it can't be- ZARYA
Ana is a big fucking problem but Zarya is still HUGELY broken. Shield shouldn't purge debuffs.
>>163871336
>your ana has a golden gun
>the other team has shit widow that doesn't switch off
>your mei ice walls save you from a hook
>your genji deflects graviton/mei ult
>your junkrat is actually proficiently killing things on anubis point A
Why did nobody realize how broken Zarya was for the first few months of release? Was it because nobody played her or what?
>>163872585
baited back. Here is your (you) lovergoy
>>163872679
I do and he is.
>>163872691
Why are so many people so shit at dealing with someone who takes ten seconds to recharge a bubble and is the squishiest tank in the game?
>>163872852
Its the fact that she's got 3 other tanks surrounding her anon
Thats why Quad-Tank is a thing.
>>163872461
Bleu is Best
>>163872557
delete this
>>163872852
because it's a team game, and Zarya just runs behind Rein shield or other tanks when her personal shield is on CD.
Also, you get huge amounts of charge from shielding allies.
>>163872852
So how is she specifically the problem?
D. Va eats a lot of ults with her DM.
Rein is shield master.
Hog hooks and cooks.
Zarya's abilities are minor compared to that.
>>163871336
>guy instalocks widow in platinum
>proceeds to annihilate everyone in the opposing team
alternatively
>someone picks junkrat
>they are not complete dead weight
and my personal favourite
>someone picks hanzo
>they are shit
>they instantly switch to a hero we need
happened once I promise.
>>163873041
>a hanzo that switched
Are you sure it wasn't in the last 20 seconds of the game?
anyone here plays on consoles?
>>163873209
lol
>>163871336
>getting stomped in defense, barely winning in offense, win offense again with a single minute at start carrying the payload the entire time in overtime and in the last round succesfulyl defend A, getting you the win
>someone in the other team went gg ez after the first round, he gets called out amidst the gg ez replies from your own team after you actually won
>>163873209
>consoles
>>163870126
Reaper mostly interacts with people who are either from Talon or who he has some personal beef with. I'd imagine Roadhog just doesn't talk much period, and nobody else initiates conversation with him because he's intimidating. Up until recently he was only the first to talk between him and Junkrat when he was expressing distaste or exasperation, and that's how he usually responded to Junkrat initiating conversation with him, so he might just not like talking unless he feels like he has to.
>>163855989
>not making hana the bird
>>163872918
Blue a slut.
>>163873378
>using gg ez
Bet you're excited for school to start again so you can tell your friends what you got for christmas huh champ?
new Mei skin???
>>163873467
blue is just the right mixture of pure and sexy.
>>163873467
this
I had a dream Gabe adopted me. It was glorious anons, he got me a pet Barn owl
is plat literally the worst bracket or what?
>>163873529
Point out the part where I said "gg ez" myself, even thought it was literally what was being said in chat
>>163873648
anything that isnt GM is the worst
>>163873467
>Blue a slut.
Delet. Amélie is perfection in game and in cinematics.
>>163873578
0% pure, 100% sexy?
>>163854320
I feel this feel every fucking day
>never have ragers or throwers
or
>kill all waifufaggots
do the other "girls" even try?
>>163873693
Good luck with your mid-terms!
>>163874010
They can try.
but it would be pointless.
>>163873918
kill waifufags
>>163874020
Not that guy but I think you might be retarded.
Stop posting Widowmaker
>>163874108
>tfw this ship will never be canon
feels good man.
>>163874294
it's already half-canon bruhfamily
>>163874291
ok
>>163861058
>"I'll send you my consultation fee!"
>>163873036
D.va has low damage and isn't much of a bother if the odds are stacked against her like a 4 v 6 or a 5 v 6
Rein is slow and highly vulnerable to any back attack
Hog is a bullet sponge that charges every ult
Zarya has a super fast shield regen and her bubble blocks both her and a teammate from every side and has a game winning ult
>>163874291
Hana time?
>>163874291
>Stop posting Widowmaker
NON
>be gold
>keep getting diamonds/masters in QP on enemy team
>teamed with golds/plats
>get stomped every time
What the fuck was Blizzard thinking
>>163873384
How can anyone possibly be that bad?
>healslut tries to countersnipe you
When will they learn?
>>163873036
Zarya bubbles are the highest priority move in the game.
there is no counterplay.
>>163874415
>Symm has SLUTTY skins
>Other girls dont
why?
>>163874551
Okii~
>>163861427
>widowmaker with more realistic proportions
Now who would want that?
>>163873384
holy shit LMAO
>>163874793
Widowmaker (male)
What's the most popular sombra skin
>>163861427
Would be really nice if it wasn't for the manface.
>>163874873
the one with me deep inside her
I've never played any games before on a PC, how do I change my mouse DPI
>image limit
>>163875108
this
>>163874873
cyberspace I think
>>163875181
There's programs you can download for that, just search in google.
Or you can just change the sensivity of the mouse ingame.
>>163875181
Depends on your mouse
new
>>163875302
>>163875302
>>163875302
>>163875321
>>163875330
Oh okay
Guess I'll just use the in-game stuff then, my mouse is just some cheap default one that I got years ago
>>163875421
If you are up to spending some money, get the Logitech G402.
Costs about $40, maybe the best mouse you can buy, and has software to customize the DPI, and a button to change your DPI on the fly.
That's useful, for example, to aim with a sniper rifle, in case you need a slower speed.
>rank 72 in season 1
>burned out on overwatch
>take a few months away from it
>season 2 is over in 1 week
>decide to fuck around because stats reset for season 3 anyways
>get ranked 2800
>season 3 rolls around
>get placed at 2900 because placements are based on previous season
>climb up to 3780
>thought I was done with season 2 haunting me
Did you guys know there are teammates autistic enough to go through your past season profiles at the start of matches if you pick off meta heroes?
>>163874873
Cyberspace, with Augmented as a close second
Peppermint is pretty good, though
Hey guys my dad works at blizzard, apparently they're getting mf doom to voice doomfist
>>163875587
>Did you guys know there are teammates autistic enough to go through your past season profiles at the start of matches if you pick off meta heroes?
Yes, whats better is they call you a smurf for being 2400~ gold at level 33.They're usually 2nd/3rd prestige gold shitters that main dps and still let tanks get 4 gold medals.
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
Why'd the new thread 404
Also
>just bought game
>everything is fine in training, etc
>join bot match
>everyone is invisible
wat do
wtf mods?
>all these trash masters that never made it out of diamond in season 2
>>163875587
>Did you guys know there are teammates autistic enough to go through your past season profiles at the start of matches if you pick off meta heroes?
Typically I do that just to look at their winrate
>>163876382
Posting before the bump limit hits is retarded
/owg/ kiddies need to learn to wait until 750
>>163875587
happened to me as well, I didn't buy a smurf until this season and didn't care about OW in s2 so I just played with friends and boosted people.
had to grind it out to get GM and the amount of people who point out s2 stats are hilarious
New new thread:
>>163876691
>>163876691
>>163876580
b-but ;__;
>>163876831
>waifufag is completely lost as a person if he to spend 5 fucking minutes doing anything other than spamming images
consider medication
I've heard that some people play better when they set their graphics setting to low or some shit. Is there any real benefit to this besides more frames?
>>163876580
It's always been acceptable if image limit goes first though
>>163877103
Less effect cluttering your screen. Even on lowest this is a fucking fireworks the game.
>>163876612
>im not a welfare shitter i swear
>>163877494
whatever makes you sleep better at night
>>163845379
genji at least draws fire
>playing dva
>wait until 3 people are on objective
>press shift then q
>potg
feels good
>>163873041
>someone picks hanzo
>they are shit
>they instantly switch to a hero we need
>happened once I promise.
Bullshit
>>163862327
reaper doesn't counter anyone in practice.
Why is widow such a fucking perfect looking character but a horrible character to play as or with?