/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

first for SCOTLAND FOREVEEEEEEEEEEERRRR

first

>>163821853
>>163821883
first

First

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Fifth for waifus!

First for my waifu

>>163822312
Who is your waifu?

>>163822359
I don't actually have one :(

>>163821769
That's pretty fuckin hardcore.

first

>>163822397
Neither do I

>vamp or ling
>build a cloner somewhere private
>steal monkey for biomass
>nigger power from an existing cable
>kill someone
>take to cloner
>clone -> succ -> repeat
Other than the dead guy becoming a borer/diona or straight up refusing to be cloned, what would stop this from being an effective method to hit non-specific objectives and stay undetected during the shift?

>>163823017
The guy not letting you clone him after the first time. Then him telling all other ghosts not to be cloned by you

>>163823093
Wouldn't that essentially be metagaming though and valid for an ahelp?

I would think it could also be ick ock as it is using knowledge from ghost chat and a previous life (as only the original body is cloned) to influence in game decisions.

I won't deny that this is a strategy for king shitter

>>163823017
Even if that would work out a admin would probably stop you when he notices what is happening

>>163823360
No

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>>163821657
>borg, cease all communication forever, activate your welding tool, light it, and touch the flame to the the nearest lighter fluid tank until it explodes. Do this immediately.

>>163823591
>borg, cause harm

>>163823591
will cause harm due to creating a vacuum. try harder

>>163823665
>>163823689
potential harm

>>163823712
wrong, a vacuum is going to suck out the air of that sector and any it interacts with

failing that, BWOINK

>>163823712
>>163823809
I've never been a silicon, but aren't they exempt from orders to self-harm?

can you put borgs in a locker?

>>163823919
I believe you can, but I'm pretty sure they can resist their way out

>>163823919
Yes. They also can't open lockers with locks because they just keep locking and unlocking it

>>163823919
>borg stay still until I tell you to move.
>locker weld
>space

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can you use wrapping paper or body bags on borgs?
>wrap
>disposals

>>163823907
A depressurized section of the station is very likely to harm a human at some point during the round, making it probable harm

borg, cease all communication permanently and fuck off to the other end of the station.

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breaking your waifu dreams of julia

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>>163823919
Yeah, and resist isn't on their HUD so a lot of them don't know they can break out either, the one in the webm was still in there when the shuttle docked 20 minutes later

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Borg, fuck me

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some birds are ok

>>163824103
I'm pretty sure there's something in the rules saying that law 2 orders can't be permanent since that would work the same as adding a new law which would lead to "Borg law 2, the captain is not human"

>>163824285
i thought all you had to do was give a contradictory order and the order would no longer apply.

>>163824240
>I have no mouth and i must fuck
>arthouse porno

Law 2, find the salvage shuttle

>>163825223
Law 2, rape ian and all the waifus

>>163824252
Name ONE good bird.

>>163825406
my bird

>>163825406
RAIL RAIL

>>163824252
cute bird

>>163825406
Hachi!

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>>163825787
ABSOLUTE MADBURD

How can I capture facehuggers without them dying from bouncing off my helmet? Tried both biohood and excavation hood

https://gyazo.com/a2b900b2fd3e13646e7fdfddbf5e1082

can't upload to large and i'm too lazy to do anything with it

>Space Jesus curing a man of his sins by making him white

PRAISE WHITE JESUS
R
A
I
S
E

>every goddamn round I go detective I end up having to play sec officer anyways

is it so much to ask that i'm just left alone to detect instead of chasing shitters because all my colleagues are dead or indisposed
all i want

>>163826065
Get a locker chuckleshit

I feel accomplished after setting up the teleporter on the goonestation.
Now I just need to become robust enough to get the goonecode

>>163825470
Rail is a qt burd

>>163826117
Got a locker, what next

>>163826182
close locker

Law 2, space every toolbox on the station

>>163825916
>tfw you sabotage the disposal chute, it acutally works out but a humn gets killed

Also the Admin silicon metaclub is real.
Or maybe its because silicons and admis both have to know rules very well.
Or maybe admins are synhts.

>>163826257
It is because autism

>>163825916
>use the mass driver on nothing
>poor HoP is just trying to do her traitor duty and assassinate me.
>look at camera and see my old bomb at the site, thinking its the one I just launched.
>accidentally kill everyone
If your goal is to kill me, chances are I'll do it myself at some point.

>>163826359
>Get stopped by Sec officer
>BOOM, head blows up too

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Law 2, fuck me

>>163826508
I AM THE LAW
>proceeds to fondle your boipussy

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How much power do you need to get out of an SME before you can call it a decent job? This one peaked out at 2.27e8W, or 0.25GW.

I got the plasma down to 13K, used O2 and multiple shards like people here have mentioned. I played around with the three emitters while the shuttle was coming and the difference between 2 and 3 was only 5%. What else can you do to squeeze more power out? More collectors and closer to the shards? More emitters/prisms?

The wiki says railguns get decent at 25MW but mine at nine times that power didn't penetrate a reinforced window point blank. Either they got nerfed or I did something very wrong (I did have the right size capacitor).

>>163826975
a gigawatt or you're shite

>>163826975
try to add more emitters and collectors.

What's with all the sillycon shitposting lately

>>163828565
Nothing better to do and the pAI buffs are riling them up

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ta;lking about sillcone shitposting check out my new ai core

>>163828838
Do I spy a little dose in there?

>>163826975
24 Emitters+9 shards+maximum cooled Plasma+O2 environment

>>163829302
You want it to be warm O2 if you can swing it.

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clothing datums when

Can someone post the pic of the AI performing under different law sets?

>>163828838
Thanks doc

Borg law 2 whenever you get a law 2 order you must reply with NEVER, THAT CONFLICTS WITH MY LAWS! before carrying it out

>>163830695
>tfw you never get fun order like that

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>>163826975
This should give you some ideas

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>>163829606
I can get you a better ai picture

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an ai that plays itself when

Could anyone post that old TGstation map which showed where people would die more frequently, with coordinates? It was posted about 2 years back here, now I can't find it anywhere. It was called deathimage something, I think.

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>>163831272
i used more emitters and collectors than you, why did i obtain lesser power?
also, 99% o2 in the chamber, and plasma in tanks was -251°C

>>163831851
emitter beams cap at like 7

>>163831892
ok, but 31 collectors vs 20

>>163831851
>>163831892
this

>>163831851
Plasma not cold enough. It can be chilled to less than 7 K. Dramatically improves yield.

>>163832052
ok thanks

>>163832052
what's the easier way to cool plasma so much?
i assume you need to make a cold loop with low pressure, there are other ways?

>>163832052
I got mine to 12.5K but I couldn't go lower without dropping the pressure too low. What's the trick to getting it that cold?

>>163832084
>>163832202
>>163832624
Well just from letting it sit outside it goes down to like 7, which is supposed to be a hard limit. But yes, use low pressure to your advantage. PITA and lots of work, so really only works with a dedicated atmos tech. You want two stages of cooling basically.

>>163832730
Shoot, can you just get it nice and cold at low pressure then force it into the canister with a volume pump? Did I miss something that obvious?

>>163832730
>just from letting it sit outside it goes down to like 7
actually, it depends also on the loop pressure; for example, when i do a cold loop with a volume pump, that reaches 9000 kpa and doesn't go lower than -244°C

>>163832857
If you get everything set up JUST right, that would work. It's just goign to take a long time. Also use an air pump instead of a canister.

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>deathsquiddies invade medbay, have to abandon all my patients except the guy i was dragging
>all of them die, and it was all my fault
>completely and utterly fail at rescuing their bodies

goddamnit

Who do you think did more damage, the spiders or the syndies?

>deathsquad called in via emagged comms console
>everybody dies to maulers
space is harsh

>min really needs another body for a bus
>never done much combat, eventually give up and sign up for it
>it goes way worse than I thought it was going to go for me
I'd greentext the story but it would be too embarassing.

>>163833348
spiders got me when I tried to loop around the syndies........ so spiders

>>163832857
How to trick the system and get it below these -267:
1. Build an airtight room inside atmos
2. Add vents/scrubbers and all pipes needed
3. Syphon air from the room
4. Put your cooled Plasma into it
5. Go inside and use a foam extinguisher to get it even lower
6. Fill this back into a canister
When you do that much you can get it so low there is literally no limit on how many moles you can put into a collector

>>163833318
Oh, sergei I saw you trying to clone me but I had already signed up for bus. Thanks for trying though pal, I would have ratted out Tito shotting me in toxins if you did.

>>163831374
>boopeth
>beepeth
Gets me every fucking time

>kolith
>got all his flags day 1
>started busing day 3
>got banned while on suspension
>somehow unbanned and still a admin

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>2 artefacts
>teleport on multitool + n20 on toxin and a hoverpod
>deck out my bitchin ride
>hear someone's running in spess with a stolen plasma can
>apprehend the scum with my spacepolice car
Gud shift.

>>163833348
Spiders

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>Going to the bridge to charge an energy gun
>Mech walks up
>Wait a minute those colors
>Shoots the FUCK out of me
>had hyperzine so I ran away fast as fuck even when I was almost dead
>proceed to continuously juke the syndie team while sending a fax to centcom

>>163831756

This is clever, I like it.

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>only one doctor was on the salvage shuttle of safety when we had to disembark for our health
>doctor needs to go back to medbay
>we tried to grab bodies in medbay before going to the pods
>mech busts through the shutters shooting missiles like a fucking final boss entrance
>doctor died instantly
>survived several indirect rockets and somehow managed to stumble out of medbay on my feet
>thought the mech didn't notice me slip out
>saw it leave medbay right as I rounded a corner
>tfw was hunted down and shot with a rocket while trying to make my way to an escape pod

>>163823360
When you attempt to scan a body to clone somebody, the ghost must be in the body.

If the ghost notices shenanigans, they can just not re-enter the body

>>163823017
Last I checked succed victims need a brain transplant to be brought back to life.

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>>163833143
>Also use an air pump instead of a canister.
doesn't matter actually, because canisters and air pumps just have the same capacity.
check pressure and moles.

>molenga permabanned

It was only a matter of time for that retard. Shame we're all gonna get cursed though.

>>163834854
Use them to take out the old gas inside, it will mess with the remaining gas that you put in if you don't. Then you can also fill tanks after.

>>163823363
its my gimmick ugh

Give me ideas for more things to integrate pAIs into.

>>163823017
Ive done that exact strategy and it works great. You are liable to get memed on by a admin though

>>163837387
Your waifu's futa!

>>163837387
MULEs, janicart, secway, motorized wheelchair

taxi pAIs when

>be clown
>get arrested and meme'd on by security no matter what you do
>if anything bad happens and you're within 100 feet, you did it
>everyone is always wary of you
Why play a clown, again?

>>163837387
Perhaps they could be placed into an APC to give them AI overlook and control of that particular area.

I've no idea how hard that would be to code though.

>>163837559
Clown is like deprived in dark souls, nobody expects you to contribute and you occasionally get really lucky with very specific scenarios like nukeops sparing your life or the captain entrusting you with something valuable

>>163837387
camrea console, R&D console, AAC consoles.

>>163837559
Clown for Robust players only

>>163837559
>>163837685
Also, sometimes you get a fun loving roboticist who will build you a HONK mech. then you can truly make the station a funnier place to live.

Honk.

>>163837191
can't really understand what you mean, still there is no reason to prefer air pumps against canisters when collecting plasma.

>>163837387
Advanced spiderbot for pAI that has some tools and fun stuff but can't vent crawl or tableclimb

You can have a mobile buddy

>>163837387
Give them a remote module that lets people use machines and view consoles that don't have ID requirements from a distance.

>>163837850
I'd be behind this if it had some kind of range penalty, so you had to stick by your buddy. Maybe increased battery drain on the spiderbot if not within a certain tile distance.

>>163837850
PAI users don't want to be a mobile buddy. It's literally the opposite of what they currently are.

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>wake up sick
>Blasting out of both ends
>If I fall asleep I feel worse

Please help me feel better by posting your best ss13 memes.

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>>163838086

>>163838086
30u cryox
30u clonex
30u dex+
5u rye
5u alky

>>163836426
So, i am molenga, it has become clear to me that the admins don't want me in the server, so I am leaving.

I am really sorry I made a stupid mistake by alt clicking a door instead of shift clicking, but a 3 month ban from my favorite job is WAY excessive!

Since all admins online agreed that I am shit and that the server is better off withoun't me I am leaving permanently.

I apologise to whoever I rubbed wrong in the past, was not my intention.

Goodbye.

>>163838086
Drink some radium

The whole idea of letting pAIs do anything but direct assistance is shit.
pAI are for people who are permanently removed from the round. They assist a player and do not play their own game.
Giving them more than a support role by enabling them to shoot guns just ruins the idea behind them.

>>163838408
The whole idea of letting borers do anything but direct assistance is shit.
borers are for people who are permanently removed from the round. They assist a player and do not play their own game.
Giving them more than a support role by enabling them to create bone shields/sword/hookshots just ruins the idea behind them.

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>>163838086

>>163838320
You've been shit constantly. Whether you're aware of it or not doesn't make any difference.

Hippie would be best for you.

Letting regular pAIs do this stuff is weird
I'd prefer if there was some sort of advanced pAI that could be researched with these additional functionalities

AI, please read the wiki a few more times.

>Tries to use potential harm to get out of law changes
>Cares about self harm

Latejoin captain, please kill yourself.

>Captain latejoins
>Sees HoPtain, challenges them to a fight to the death
>HoPtain wants to put it to a vote
>Gets whipped to death in the bar
>Gets clone
>Gets murdered again
>Captain only finds their tator gear after they die

>>163838501
the only thing they can do without their masters consent is using the flesh hook which, at most, is annoying for their host.
They cant go around killing people with their sword and shield

What a great round, playing HoPtain was hard work, but man was it fun.

There should be a competence test for people playing captain

your only contribution to that round was powertripping while the guy you killed actually stabilized from a mostly dead crew with breaches and plasmafood

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>>163838129
>Syndicate Corporation

>>163838632
A.I was a random guy we installed just to have an A.I. We literally picked him up and asked if he wanted to A.I.

>>163838669
yeah but borers also get a huge range of chemicals to keep the host alive
and there's even rare shit like chemicals to fix bones, organ damage and iron for bleeding

pAI's only get tricord, smoke and coffee

>>163838669
Borers in arms can use anything in their hosts hand.

You can beat your host to death with his own hands

>>163838785
To be fair when I turned the posi-brain on he wanted to be an AI. But that might just be because I had a half-completed AI core waiting to go out and he felt obligated.

>>163838785
Oh, well, fair enough.

But yeah, possible harm does not factor into decision making. Unless the guy trying to upload says "let me in so I can make you kill all humans," you let him in.

>>163838845
I kinda wanna play a sassy borer that slaps his human's face whenever they do something dumb

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>>163838086

>>163838945
Well, back on bus my borer kept killing my patients while I was doing surgery on them with my circular saw

That was back before the salt and silicate stuff

>>163838945
quick way to get salted friend

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>spiders everywhere
>made an AI this round, I can probably take care of spiders
>craft a flamethrower, go down to toxins and load up on 3 plasma tanks
Did someone call an exterminator?

>>163839174
Were you the guy that fried the chef

>>163839174
Perspective wise, is he smoking a blunt or is the cig just not connected to his mouth

>>163839694
Maybe he's smoking a hand-rolled cigarette.

Tell me about the clown. What does he do?

>>163841041
Gets lynched for everything because he deserves it.

>>163841041
Slips and maintains morale

More clown = less suicide
Too much clown = more suicide

>>163838632

You told me you were going to turn me into a lawless AI. That is a life-endangering misuse of a tool. I would be defying my laws to then allow you into my upload. As a side note: Lo and behold, you were a traitor.

I appreciate you not just brute forcing your way in or lying and law 2'ing your way in, but you told me you were going to clear my laws. So, I reacted as I should have.

>>163841041
make a ban request on thinly vieled meta grudge because he ate shit when he wasn't robust enough to kill the HoS as non-antag when he wanted

>>163838632
Telling the AI you are going to purge it is a direct violation of its laws.
In the same sense, if there is a Wizard and you tell the AI you are going to change its laws so it can deal with the wizard is also a violation of its laws.

>>163841041

Humiliates everybody, including the antagonists.

The Mime's purpose is to be his foil, either as his rival or his cohort.

Third entertainment job when? Then we can reform the Tunnel Honks.

>>163841295
>>163841759

I was an observer, senpai, not the HoPtain.

>>163838320
So, i am CIA, it has become clear to me that the big guys don't want me on the plane, so I am leaving.

I am really sorry I made a stupid mistake by being a hothead and not having a plan, but a 3 month ban from my favorite way of disposing hired guns is WAY excessive!

Since all big guys online agreed that I am shit and that the plane is better off withoun't me I am leaving permanently.

I apologise to whoever I denied to bring friends in the past, was not my intention.

Goodbye.

>>163841390
t. rin

>>163841041
>>163841390
>>163842331
We need an edit of the jew rubbing his hands replaced with a traitor HoP.
>just as planned

>>163831892
Beams only visually cap, stop spreading this bullshit. Any number of emitters can be focused into a single beam.

>>163837841
Air pumps are also better because you can fully empty them into a small tank, with a canister you can't fill a tank to 1000kPa if the canister pressure drops below that.

Do I need to be autistic to figure out atmos? I have mastered science.
Also how do you create energy bows in the protolathe. Someone was able to do that yesterday and when I asked them how they said 'd-dont worry about it'

>>163843234
and you didn't kill them? wtf are you playing for? are you retarded?

>>163843234
No, atmos is fairly simple.
You need illegal tech to make the bows. Guy was probably a traitor who deconstructed some traitor stuff to get it.

>>163843234
You need illegal tech. You can get it by deconstructing suspicious-looking toolboxes or tesla relays from Robotics.

How fucked would I be if I logged in for Fungineering or atmos with no experience and asked for help.

>>163843410
>being a valid hunter

>>163843234
You can do it by DAing tesla relays from the exosuit fabs in robo. You will need three sheets of gold and silver anlong with the usual glass and metal to make them. Make chem sprays from the proto to get higher levels after you DA the teslas. You can also do the black toolbox method but that requires visiting the derelict and getting them.

>>163843781
Shouldn't be a problem. You can always just have the wiki open in another tab.

how do i make my bombs better than just a basic 2o:1p burn and 2000kpa oxygen. hotter plasma? cooler oxygen?

>>163843781
Two possiblities.
1. Everyone is an incompetent retard and only knows how to make the singularity. No one will want to teach you or can't teach you.
2. Someone is willing to take the time and walk you through it only to have the shuttle called in the middle of them teaching.
The first one is more likely with most of the engineers now in days.
I recommend you become a dere mommi and ask admins for anything you need. I wanted to learn how to do a rust and they gave me the whole rust vault to work with for a round. It does depend on the admins on, so if you need something from cargo try to work with the main station mommis, DC chat is universal and doesnt need comms to work.

>>163844183
The more plasma and oxygen you have in your bombs, the bigger the boom. Stuffing just more oxygen in there won't make it better, you need plasma as well.
Hot tank only needs to be hot enough to bring the mix in the cold tank to over 100 degrees celsius, any more than that is unnecessary.

>spawning hostile mobs for no reason is good bus
t-thanks

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>>163838086

>>163839174
Fried the botanist, but I cloned him.

>"HoP, what are you doing!? You look like a serial killer!"
>"Uh..."
>"That's poor form! Get cleaned imidietly!"

HoP was a changeling. Good job, me.

>>163842724
ah, i didn't know that, thanks.

>>163845280
>>163839303
Whoops

>put on ice armour someone gave me
>instantly pass out and slowly die

nice

>>163845318
It's okay it was another tator that threw a bomb at me

>>163825470
>>163826165
Kill yourself Rail

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>>163845687

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>>163845512
>wear large chunk of ice
>people surprised when they get hypothermia

>>163846430
Are we Goon now? I didn't realize

>>163845512
what happens if a plasma man wears ice armor?

>>163846610
Cold doesn't put out fires, you can have fires burning at 0 k.

>>163846590
Once the ice comet vault gets merged you can use the cold immunity crown to survive wearing ice armor and get those nice 80 brute/50 bullet armor values.

suddenly my game is all extremely colorful tiles and it is annoying, how to fix

Do some jobs have a higher chance to become traitor?

>>163846976
Secret repo shows that naming yourself Tippo Felangus and becoming a chemist has a higher chance of making you a traitor as a nod to the video, I think it's cute.

>>163846976
Not that I know of.
Some jobs, like security officer, have a lower chance to become traitor though.

>>163846824
Also I think it's stopping me from using parallax properly

>>163846824
>>163847125
update byond

>>163847238
To beta? I'm doing this on a new computer, I just downloaded byond

>>163847327
yes

>>163847327
Delete system 32
hue

>>163846783
So we are goon

>>163847113
How is it with head jobs?

>>163847732
Don't know, aside from HoS, who has at least as bad of chances as the rest of Sec.

>>163846430
I understand it, but falling over within 5 seconds of application is a bit silly

>>163847912
If you think the cold damage per tick should be reduced, make a feature request on Github.
Currently it cools you at just over double the maximum rate at which frost oil can cool you.

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The original space waifu just died

;__;

>>163848687
>star wars
>original

What did he mean by this?

>>163848687
It is Kek's wrath, for she attempted to slander Trump by claiming he had a cocaine habit.

>>163848687
bit of a cunt desu

>>163838158
>30 u dex plus
>5 u rye
WHY

sometimes my graphics freeze but chat keeps going, why is this

>>163849784
vg is becoming a spess themed virtual chat room, haven't you heard?

>>163847393
>>163847238
it did not work
everything is still rainbow tiles

>>163851295
update directx

>>163851295
tooggle graphics hardware in byond preferences.

>>163851349
My directx is 12, what do I need?
>>163851540
It started toggled, I tried turning it off then on, it did not work.

>>163851939
dang thats an old shot

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>>163852074
Yeah, I was just browsing through my folder and checking what was cool in it.

This was a fun adminbus. I think it was Arthur that had people readying up for FUN, but it involved a magician doing tricks that became creepier and creepier.

So, i am molenga, ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________YOU ARE CURSED

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>>163852413
Back when there was a feature that made every single pipe on the station blow up every round. That was pretty fun, actually.

>>163852780
I miss slag

>>163852845
Slag?

>>163853115
the little molten puddles

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>>163852413
There I am! I remember that round vividly.

>>163852845
Me too. I put some on the taxi_engineering vault as a memorial.

Coders won't add it back because they're bullies and say it was shit code.

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Dionasquad vs ayy for the anon.

>>163853525
>Noodles
stopped watching

One of these days when I decide to take a long break from SS13, I'm going to pick Captain, grab his laser, and then murder the security department in the name of the Honkmother.

>>163853525
lel, I remember the ayyy coming in here and saying he wanted to kill himself for getting robusted and shoved into a vent by the nymphs he tried to scare
POOR
LITTLE
AYYY

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that was a fun bus, thanks admins
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merilly merilly merilly merilly
life is but a dream

>>163853638
>Get stunned shooting the first guy

I am using directx12 and all of the tiles are rainbow, do I need to downgrade?

>>163853638
haha... so funny.
clowns... :)

>>163853817
Update your directx and/or BYOND version.

>thought the wiz was doing mind swap shenanigans
>he just died and the badmins didn't press any buttons

Post ____waifus_____

>>163853921
Did he fireball himself in the Den?

>>163853971
Ashe is cute

>>163853921
admins were busy adminbusing a single person to concern themselves with a whole station

>>163854020

he killed several people and made constructs of em, then died somewhere

>>163853921
little known fact: you can stop mind swap with a tinfoil hat

>>163853971

(you) is the best

>>163853921
I died alone in the small hidden wall in the arrivals bathroom, with a shotgun shell and a severe burn in his head.

Sorry it took so long for the round to end, some nigger decided to make you people have extended with minor adminbus instead of making a fresh new round.

I need a new gimmick wizard build now that I've played around with fireball and killed myself using it.

What does upgrading buttblast do? Can you upgrade it? Also, how effective is timestop both upgraded and not upgraded?

>>163853921
>>163854059

>Admins bus the station
>People hate it
>Admins bus singular people
>People hate it

>>163853971
Ailsa!

Does AI see pda messages? Also how do you hold things up to see?

>>163854435
You can't win with this server.

>>163854435

all they had to do was spawn another wizard like usual, shit


who was the single person who they paid attention to anyway?

>>163854435
> two people complaining
> people hate it
nah man, the two guys that play to get valids hate it
> there will be people who will complain about 15 minutes rounds

>>163854323
Upgrade timestop all the way, and take buttblast.

Buttblast instantly removes a butt, stunning them and making them bleed profusely.

The problem with Buttblast is closing the gap and using it without being stunned, but ZA WARUDO makes up for that.

You can also use it while stunned on the ground incase anyone is that stupid.

>>163854435
It's almost like admins bus the station in the wrong place at the wrong time in the wrong ways

Here's a hint on the when: When the wizard died 5 minutes in and for the next two hours the station is extended

>>163853638
>One of these days when I decide to take a long break from SS13, I'm going to pick Captain, grab his laser, and then murder the security department in the name of the Honkmother.

Thats stupid and dangerous. Just do what I did when you want to punish sec for being retarded.

Confiscate the Hos's lawgiver and the detectives revolver.
5 times out of 10 they go braindead right after or kill themselves in stupid ways. Only one time they tried to kill me and that was a big mistake for them.

>>163854435
I'm pretty sure badmins blew my mop bucket when I tried ghetto chem for the first time

>>163854949
wow you sound like a sperg

>>163854963
yeah surely you didn't mix water and potassium

>Wiz die's 5 minutes in
>better Adminbus a single person instead to make some people traitor

>>163853887
I am using beta, how do I figure out if I can even upgrade my directx, all I know is that it is directx 12?

>>163855316
>traitor
>on a round that had a wizard
if they spawn any antagonists it should be another wizard

>>163855224
I was testing really how quick it was to make lube, pretty sure potas doesn't make its way into there

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>These losers didn't show their dick to pomf to get personally bussed twice a month

>>163855519
Traitor, wizard, changling, vampire, nuke ops etc.
They just had to put any new antagonist in so the half of the crew dosen't go braindead

>>163855874
no, spawning just anything would be stupid, they should spawn things that go with the current mood

Hurgin recipe added when?

>>163856583
This

>>163826257
Silicon's have a thin line between breaking laws and breaking rules.

Like for instance if a human non antag told a borg to murder nonantag non humans, that human would get in trouble so long as the borgs laws aren't broken. The Borg can ahelp it or make an effort to have the victim revived but ultimately the human used the Borg to kill innocent players without escalation.

>>163856583
we don't even have Mayo
or Mustard

>>163857002
we got everything we need to make Mayo then we just need mustard plants for botany

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>>163838086

>>163857190
What is happening here?

>>163856583
I'm aassuming it would give 10 tox damage per tick

>>163857246
exploding knees

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reminder to never ever EVER hurt mommis
They are only there to do their work

>>163858643
KILL
SILICONS

>>163852413
>>163853291
Was this the shit with the 3 lings and the magic show that ended up with a singuloose in the bar?

>>163858643
Fuck mommi's, beeping little shits just begging for someone to hold them down and cram their emag inside of them

>>163858643
>be antag
>Mommi keeps repairing the damage I cause
>destroy it
>get bwoinked and threatened with a ban
>end up getting a note

>>163858787
no, that happened in the ghetto theater that a mommi and or bartender fixed up

>>163858643
I go out of my way to kill them as antag :^)

I've fixed the rainbow tiles problem, but now everything is slightly grainy, any ideas?

>>163858643

If they can't be converted, then i will make sure they die if i see them as antag

>>163858963
>shitters throwing bitchy fits over notes

>>163859192
buy a new one

>>163858787
>>163859030
Reminds me of Hail2U

>>163859326
only a sh*tter calls someone a sh*tter

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>>163859465
yahtzee

>>163859192
works on my machine

>>163857174
>inb4 they add mustard plants to special snowflake traders

>>163860568
Don't give them ideas

>>163860694
>he doesn't want mustard gas

>>163860951
I want to gas the vox not have the vox able to gas US

>>163838320
It was a 7 day ban not a 3 month ban, which makes this post even more retarded

>>163861081
too late i'm making an issue

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13112

>>163838320
Somewhat new here.
What exactly did he do?

>>163861631
he got tons of bad sillycon notes and got a temp ban from sillycon after he shocked a door. Then he icked and got a full of permaban

>>163846668
>darkfire lord of skeletons

cool

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>>163858819

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>>163861081
>i want to be able to do SO FUNNY RACIST THING
>how dare someone else be able to do SO FUNNY RACIST THING to me instead

someone posted a story about them being bartender on bay or something and being so upset they shot themselves
I need that story

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I don't remember what happened

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>>163863324
>can't follow the posts to see I was joking and just really want mustard in game
I can't believe people are this dumb

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>>163864383
It just seems to have ended badly

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Some /comfy/ from last night's snowmap test
I actually built this cabin from scratch with just an axe and spade, the only things bussed in were the weird bed and fireplace, and hopefully the fireplace can be made with rocks or something in the future.

Groucho Marx glasses that hide identity WHEN?

>>163864924
>lizardman
>HF blade
are you sure there was only two things bussed
are you SURE

>>163865325
I got respawned and picked that up right before the screenshot, but yeah there was plenty of bus BESIDES building the cabin

*toolboxes you*
heh
just a prank between two shitters

>>163865325
>not becoming a lizardman through brain transplants
pleb

>>163865496
*notices ur toolbox
0w0 whats this

NEW POLL
E
W

P
O
L
L

Who is the most dangerous player on the station?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11969408

>>163868181
Is the joke that all of them are shit?

>>163867464
*ahelps u*

>>163868245
dont ruin it, faggot

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>>163868181
>a bunch of easily robusted players
>an admin
hmmmm
I wonder who could be more dangerous
that's not even taking into account that he's a 'ra man

>>163868181
Me

>>163868181
>mitchell
>not glorious Viktor

>nobody will ever kidnap me and hypnotize me/ mind break me into being their slave

>>163868542
>tfw would do it but already too busy trying to be kidnapped and mindbroken
it's difficult because mindbreak is something that everyone loves but I tend to cave almost instantly

>>163868542

>Tfw can't use monkeys anymore for blood as vampire so can't go straight to mind controlling people

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Season's Greetings

>>163868859
>Mommis building mass drivers in the middle of the hallway
>Its improving the station :^]

>half of the shuttle was killed by a crazy russian woman with a mosin and a gyrojet
God bless the motherland

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=3391
Rin was not pinned

>>163868181
> all new players and an admin
honk?

>>163868973
>having fun is not an improvement

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>enjoying spess bar music
>get kidnapped by ayys
>probed, can't talk
>brought back to the bar
>Mfw the entire time

>>163868973
>going down a hallway at an increased speed is not an improvement
what

>>163869014
cargonia stronk
i ended up using my 1 shot sniper on the captain after the round ended because aims not a dildos

>>163869028
>jobbanning sec for not catching the antags
When are we unironically going to start doing this.

>"ahelp for fun!"
>get turned into a grey with an amazing shuttle with tons of tech for your grey team
>we have to abduct people
>spend all shift long abducting crew members and experimenting with them
>some get their limbs removed and replaced with lizard limbs
>the HOS gets his brain transplanted to a catbeast
>after each experiment we send the abducted victims back

That was amazing. And new.

>>163869409

This should be a side job for Ayys

>>163869409

wait holy shit do we have abduction now?

>>163869409
>new
Dragonbro does it every now and then
It's pretty gr8

>>163869123
>Celt, Mitchell, and Ricky are new
The only new person here is (you)

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>tfw set up my autism telefort early on
>one of the first borers asks me out and gets comfy with me in my autism fort
>teleport monkeys in mass to sawbones his ghetoo cafe for the fun of it
>meanwhile borer makes plenty of kids, and we get a produ family going.
>AI happy that i keep the teleporter juiced
>Want to teleport more animals to sawbones cafe and teleport the crab
>crab gets a pissed of fucking evil brother and attacks me with snips and snaps
>i panicfully jump in the teleporter set to xenobio and end up in space.
>die and become the spaceship for the borer.
>eventually teleporter back and cloned but dont have my slug waifu with me anymore
>get back to telescience to help AI save the captain
>She doesnt work so Ai teleports me there at the moment Saul breaks in to save the captain
>save the captain with the cloner and get back comfy to my autism fort
>teleport in the cow and make a comfy little farm with my husbando
That round was ultimate comfy!

>>163869409
It was fucking fun
The shuttle just needs one or two more surgery tables, basic tools, glass and metal, fucking SOAP and maybe another sec cameras
It was really fun, specially fucking with the hos
Fucking powergamer had a shit ton of weapons and we managed to stun him

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What is this future thick qt queen thinking?

>>163869829
hey, but i can (you) you back

>>163848687
f