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MATING PRESS

I want to go swimming with Lulu.

How many GALLONS of CUM can Orianna hold in her ARTIFICIAL WOMB?

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>trying to climb
>have to play because my life has no purpose
>just trying to keep the gun out of my mouth
>wins are completely joyless because my team is so bad I hate every second I'm playing anyway
>unwinnable games over and over

This is the most frustrating shit, I don't fucking understand why I'm in this elo. I know what to do to win games but my team is so clueless I have to type literally every small map movement to tell them what to do. You can't fucking win this game solo, especially when you're getting matched against gold players with Bronze players on your team.

Every fucking game the enemy team is constantly making perfect rotations to pressure objectives, while my team is just standing around in middle accomplishing nothing. I tell them exactly where they need to move when the enemy is doing this but they're fucking bronze so half the time they just don't fucking listen.

I don't get it. Why am I getting matches like this over and over? I haven't had a match with a feeder on the enemy team through the entirety of my current match history, but I have had one at least every other game on MY team.

I don't fucking get this. I'm not saying I'm even Plat level but I at least understand the basics of the fucking game, why do I have people on my team who don't even know how to defend a tower?

>inb4 nice blog

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Help.

I;m coming back to League for the first time since Season 3. Which streamers on right now actually talk about the game like Saint used to do?

Also, Which champs in my pool are still good.

Swain
Nidalee
Karthus
Eve
Jarvan
Lissandra
Naut
Orianna
Trist
Cait
Ezreal
Twisted Fate
Vi
Zed

btw whats the current meta??

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Would you take her hand?

>>163820381
None. Trick comes close, but he's just straight up memeing 90% of the time.

>no champion immune to knock-ups

Explain this, lolbabs.

>>163820406
I mean, sure... but wouldn't she miss it?

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>>163820406
Only after knocking her up.

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>>163820424
whoever you are, anon, you can be knocked up

>>163820486
Not "take" take. You certainly knew what I meant.

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I want to comfort Riven for all the hate she gets. :]

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Top Urgot with Super Triforce is the next big thing, I tell you now.

>>163820381
Saint, he is literally streaming right now

>>163820564
a-are you offering me her hand in marriage?

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>>163820486

>>163820636
i want Riven to kill me

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>>163820643
YE

>>163820679
That's a good girl.

>>163820679
A dead Teemo is a dead Teemo. Ahri can have that monster for all I care.

>>163820374

Pretty okay blog, desu.

>gold garbage
>place bronze in pretend ranked
>enjoying each and every game immensely, regardless of outcome
>keep finding new champions/roles/builds I really like
>dozens upon dozens of things I could've easily done better every game

I'm just dreading the day this sense of wonder wears off, like it has for every other game.

Who are some mid laner that can also jungle?

I just threw a free as fuck game. I got first blood when we camped the enemy jungle seeing if they would come in.

Then I got another kill but after that I started playing like shit missing everything and just playing bad in general.

Or maybe it wasn't free since mid fed worse than anyone else, but still. I fucked and It's annoying as shit whenever i lose and it's directly my fault.

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I want to cum on root's face

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>>163820930

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>>163820828
you misunderstand the picture
she is about to resurrect teemo and to rule with him together as his queen!

>>163820930
for instance diana, kayle, akali...

>>163820930

>Diana
>Fizz
>Kayle
>Ekko
>Karthus
>Pantheon

Probably not thinking of a few.

>>163820505
i dont understand the perspective here

>>163820992
why is that girl so strong?

>>163820930
Karthus

>>163820505
what the fuck is happening in this picture?

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>>163820158
Mating press is always done the same way every time I don't get it

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>>163821038
>ywn impreg Diana after she gets finished killing gurofag

>>Ranked
>>Game starts
>>Our jungle malphite literally walks into each lane and feeds on purpose
>>"Fuck this game....its fucking stupid. the only way to have fun is to just troll every once in a while"
>>he chooses to stay bot because I told him to quit being a bitch
>>somehow manage to get super duper fucking fed as Draven
>>Proceed to single handedly demolish the enemy team
>>Troll malphite has a change of heart because now we are winning and stops feeding
>>Victory screen
>>Get accused of being a smurf by both teams
>> Enemy team says Draven damage is BULLSHIT
>>Malphite apologizes
>>Everyone reports him anyway
>> He gets punished

Whats one of your highlights of S5?

/lolg/ tell about your story when you should have dodged but didnt

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Xth for the breast waifu!

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>>163821162
>He isn't a big-dicked ugly fat guy

Enjoy getting NTR'd lol.

Is there an addon for lol that gives a circle around my champion with the auto attack range or best would be some abilities range, for example I would like to permanently see how far my R can reach so that I never cast it in a bad way.

>>163820381
Swain, Naut, Orianna, Cait, Ezreal, Twisted Fate, and Vi are all decent picks, vi and naut being VERY strong currently

current bans are rengar, yasuo, vayne, leblanc, syndra, and cammile

other champs to watch out for are twitch and kha zix

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>>163821148
>>163821116
I'm actually considering making a Karthus OTP account that I play in whatever roll I get with Mid primary Top Secondary.

I don't know how I'll manage to make Karthus Support work, though.

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Have a nice day lolg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

shit's fire yo

>>163821406
Yea. But they can get you banned.
Just use smartcast with indicator.

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I want to kiss a cute boy!

>>163821147
she used to be someone famous
;) and i know who

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Lulu is the cutest!

>>163821527
I just want the range no auto-bot anything, just to have the range displayed - like you get a circle around when you buy rapidfire canon.

>>163821498
that shit ain't got nothing on this my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

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>>163821453

I tried it after playing around with Middle, Top then Jungle. It's pretty lackluster, but definitely more of a thing than Karthus ADC.

>decide to try karthus support for first time
>notice adc has rito name
>nervous
>helped to get first blood because nobody knows how karthus works

He also seems like a pretty okay champion to play exclusively right now.

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I wanna cuddle and protect lulu!

>>163821217
>Decided to play some ranked and climb
>During selections top and jungle trade
>kinda iffy because most of the time people just end of feeding but let it slide
>new jg picks Xin with smite and tp
>Support takes zilian ghost heal
>now I'm getting very nervous
>Ends up a shit stop and we lose

God damn at an shit game. Just int feeders and poppy feeding the enemy jax. This was the first time in years I've lost my fool at the game.

>lvl 7 jungle yasuo in my ranked game

am I going to lose lolg?

>>163821741
Dodge before you regrette

>>163821689
I'd assume the way I'd play Karthus ADC is the same way I play Karthus midlane. With AP. No reason to try to meme his auto attacks into doing damage when Karthus already has high continuous damage output.

Would probably work best with either a passive support or a heavy damage support that can lock down the ADC and win lane for you. But I haven't tried that cause I won't meme some memes just yet.

>>163821217
Oh boy

>Get mid, which is a role im decent but not comfortable at
>tell people that i cant mid and ask if they want to trade
>''sure anon, i'll trade with you''
>trade
>goes Yasuo
>doubt.jpg
>feeds

wew

>>163821741
>mastery 7 yasuo in my bots game
>feeds like ten kills to cass bot in mid
>blames everybody for not helping him 1v1 a bot

The Mastery system was a mistake.

>>163821790

Yeah, I played a couple Karthus/Cassio "ADC" games in the depths. It was fun, but definitely not something I'll be doing again.

>>163821689
>karthus ADC
>with that slow as fuck archaic aa animation

>>163822001

If only. I just played him the same way I'd play the "normal" mid or top Karthus.

Keep in mind this is all just down in Silver and Gold.

>he doesn't buy catalyst on ezreal for maximum sustaining

>>163822189
>he doesnt then upgrade it into righteous glory for maximum engage potential

>>163822189
>he doesn't build philo stone and four HoGs on gangplank so he can stay in lane and deny minions all game

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I'm fairly convinced that Xin is just unplayable and everything he can do warwick does better

paging summoner Merc Treads who cried about vi being able to kill dragon at level 5 and said "do it with ivern and i'll send you $20 next time you stream" when i told him every single champion in the game could solo dragon at level 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1isf7pDcQw

>theres a Jap challenger lee streaming and his name is yareyaredaze
this dude is fucking based too

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>>163819992
Really though, a day with these would be pure heaven for me.

>>163822719
buy yourself shoes already and spend as much time with them as you want

>>163822719
Planning on leaving a sticky surprise in those, anon?

>>163822549
can't find the fucker, whats the channel name?

>>163822862
you mean like a cat shitting in the slippers

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>>163821543
why he nose so big

>>163822896
melusss

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>>163821453
Fuck it I still have time for regrets in my life.

kayle rework when

>>163823068

Not sure if of interest, but if you only own Karthus the free Hextech chest at 6 is guaranteed to give you one of his 975 skins.

Grim Reaper, anyways.

>>163823068
worst name i have seen in a long time

>>163823148
There a full list for this shit for other people?

>>163823148
Yeah I was remembered when I realized with a new account I won't have my shiny Karthus skins (most notably Pentakill)

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>ywn impreg Lux

Feels bad man.

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>>163822862
Who wouldn't? But I'd make sure to fully enjoy it in all of its amazing glory before hot gluing it.
>>163822856
Those are boring and wouldn't nearly be as amazing as EleLux's boots.
>YWN be leglocked by her
FeelsBadMan

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>no Doom Slayer champion

Explain this, lolbabs.

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Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

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>>163822391
Xin hasn't been usable ever since they removed sated

>>163820087
Delete that furry.
>>163821259
She used magic.

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>>163823196

I'm not sure. Haven't seen any skins worth less than 975, though.

>Jade Fang Cassiopeia
>Grim Reaper Karthus
>Frostfire Annie
>Bewitching Nidalee (Aurelion Sol only Champion owned. No 1350 skins, apparently. T.T)

Also heard of a few others

>Gladiator Draven
>Blood Moon Kennen
>Headmistress Fiora
>Ravenborn Leblanc

I don't know if any of these are guaranteed or even possible, though. It's fun making new accounts and getting the free skins. Coming up with the name is the tricky part.

i still love you

>>163823514
no you don't

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>>163823313
The closest thing to RIP AND TEAR would be Skarner in URF mode.

You literally face tank and perma-stun everything.

>>163823510
*whips out my dick* this one's for you

>>163823460

For the sake of science and curiosity: Does anybody else remember what was in their free/promo hextech chest?

>975 skin
>some orange essence
>random ward skin

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>>163823560

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>>163823649
Everyone tries to play tryhard champs in URF.
They've never thought of Skarner.
I've had people screaming BULLSHIT because of how busted he is in it.

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>>163823582
Woah woah woah, at least ask her on a date first.

>>163823514
gl comrade <3

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>>163823310
>Leg-lock with heels

LITERALLY da best.

>tfw got demoted
>gonna get bullied tomorrow cause of it

I hate this game sometimes man

>>163823625
3 champion shards 1 ward skin and not sure here I think sanguine garen as well.

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>>163823746
You and me together, anon.

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>>163823510
So Lux is a disgusting stalker?

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>>163823746

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>>163823836
>Lux will never stalk you

JUST

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>>163823731
Except they banned Skarner for the first URF because everybody used him and Hecarim

>>163823816

I think that's the other, beginner one.

>Ashe champion shard
>Garen champion shard
>enough blue essence to craft both of the above
>either Sanguine Garen or Sherwood Ashe skin shard (random)

>>163823935
If she was stalking me, shoot her in the legs to cripple her.

tfw planning out how im gonna use lux and fiora to start a civil war against the patriarchy in demacia, so that i can draw swains attentions towards keeping ms buvelle safe and in doing so, slink katarinas father back in to noxus and stage a coup that places the DuCouteaus at the head of powers
WW@ political masterminds

>>163823770

>acquire anonymous smurf that nobody knows about
>nobody you know is watching

:3c

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>>163824050
>Not just focusing on how to fugg League qt's

>>163823376
>normal champion name with accent marks

no that's so fucking stupid and lazy kill your self

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>>163824127
well its gonna be how i get kat to notice me
obviously during this civil war garen is going to have to die
:^3

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>>163824038
>shoot her in the legs
Please no, you'll make EleLux bootfag very very sad if you do that :(

Legendary Mordekaiser skin when?

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Is it me or is pic related a bit to strong right now?

Good luck at running away from him as the ADC if you aren't a fed vayne

>>163824050
>lux and fiora
Dude, you might as well have any neutral characters to purge than needing the Crazy Blonde Bitch and Tumblr Girl. Also, just kill Swain during an election and resign to have Katarina's father win so you can go and fuck your Bimbo Healslut.
>>163824187
The Crazy Bitch is cancer. So off with her legs.

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>>163824325
sona doesnt mean anything to me, its that swain is deeply moved by her musical performances and so she must be threatened by the state of unrest in demacia that I will drum up, for swain to notice because he is emotionally invested in to her performances

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>get demoralized from shitty feeders and getting demoted from silver surfer s4 to 5
>realize hey in promos for 4 no biggie
>lose and decide to try again
>win 3 in a row back in promos
>lose again despite one game even having me be 24/10 but still lose cause ap top nasus does no dmg
>contemplate making new acct to place in ranked despite getting plat last season

the games weren't event hat hard, it was at one point i was 15/0 and shen dced and twitch jg farmed all game.

i don't know

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>>163824325
>So off with her legs.
How about off with you?

>>163824321
Can Hecarim beat a fed Tristana?

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>>163824325
off with her legs!

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>>163824313
Anything that makes mordekaiser look better when

>>163824313
After his re-rework.

>>163824412
>E+Ghost
>she ults flashes W away
>ult
>She still dies

unless you can outdamage him you are dead 1v1

>>163824398
Somehow I can sympathize with you since the first champion I played when I started playing League was Lux.

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>>163824515
That's more like it!

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What's the best support in plat OUTSIDE OF AP burstmeme supports and soraka?

>>163824412
i have read it as "can hecarim beat in a bed tristana"...

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>>163824364
Or like I say, just kill him during an election if he's running for a second term. Probably hire Talon to kill him.

>>163824398
The Lux first.

>>163824468
Man face.

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is the next champ an adc?

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only girls are allowed to respond to this post

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>>163824537
prolly janna nautilus karma thresh
>>163824545
they have too much loyalty to noxus currently to allow them in to the plan, to even speak of such a plan without having a name would mean your instantaneous disappearance. No,in the land of Noxus you must strike swiftly and all together, taking every party by surprise and assuming your rightful place.

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>>163824574
I bet my dick is bigger than yours.

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>>163824549
Yes, but it's going to be a sad attempt at another melee ADC like what they tried to force morde into.

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>>163819992
How do i beat Riven as a Darius? if i go damage i do well til like 3 then she has shield up like 70% of the time i Q. Do i just build tank? and what do i build 1st? Deadmans? Sunfire?

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>>163824537
janna

btw sona is a "burstmeme" support who also heal;s that's why she is top winrate support in bronze etc

>>163823746
>leg locking with spurs on

Naw senpai

>>163824605
Then get the maniac, Jhin to kill him.

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>its a "every match is decided on how fucking terrible your jungler is in comparison to theirs" meta
Why the fuck is this a thing

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>>163824693
You're missing out on a lot, anon. It's an amazing experience.

>>163824767
Because Riot can't figure out how to make the jungle fun. I mean, they could've just not fucked with the jungle at all but you know, whatever

>>163824624
>girl with dick
disavow

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>>163824745
Jhin is untrustworhty and I would ultimately have to kill him, knowing that he knows of my existence.
That's not currently a battle I'm willing to take considering with swain dead there are going to be a lot of parties in noxus who would seek to question DuCoutea'n rule

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I can't bring myself to play this game.
I hate it so much it hurts me to even look at the client.

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>>163824693
Not a problem unless you try to pull out.

>>163824817
im sure they will add something like sated again this year

>>163824624
>tranny with big dick
how big we talking? This might just be my fetish.

If Mundo and Sion had a fist fight in the lore who would win?

>>163824472
>>163824492
FUCK GALIO GIVE MORE A VGU

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placem!

>>163824861

I don't think Riot is THAT stupid. I mean, they can be when they want to, but I don't see how that would work.e getting it becomes useless because they aren't ganking

>>163824829
Fine, just use Sona to attract Swain to save her and blow them up.

>>163824981
>hecarim
>jhin

All on blue

>>163824981
Red Team to kill that slutty elf.

>>163824981
Blue albeit barely.

>>163825059
+1, if there's anyone's legs we want to say off to, it'd be Janna's.

>>163824858
>pulling out of lux

Anyone who did would instantly become the most wanted man of every state in Runeterra.

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Lulu is cute! CUTE!

>>163824624
Mine is bigger than both of yours.

>>163825226
Would you love it if she leglocked you?

>not watching our literal boy Sea[Shield] beat Flash into the ground

Get the fuck in here faggots

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>>163824659
Pls Respond

>>163824659
>How do i beat Riven
Step 1: behead her

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>>163825256
m-maybe

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>>163824659
>tfw to smart to lose to riven

>>163825398
Don't be afraid to admit it, at least it would be an interesting fact out of you.
What about hot gluing?

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>>163824659
I once did a match up against Riven as Darius. I pretty much rekt her because I tried to predict her abilites. I was building him as a fighter, but if you want to go tank, Sunfire Cape first.
>>163825308
>Posting a trap
You have my pity.
>>163825360
My nigga.

>>163825481
gross

Lulu is my queen and deserves only respectful admiration!

>>163825623
Okay, so not hotgluing, but what about just the leglock?

>put into low elo on smurf
>playing support
>get asked why i'm play blitzcrank by enemy team
>they say he's shit in this meta
reply with
dat low elo logic of

>"x champ sucks in current meta, what i play matters in low elo!11 im challengjor"

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>>163825653
as long as she initiates it, i'm ok with just about anything

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good night

Alright, let me ask everyone else this then.
Which champion would you absolutely love it if they leglocked you?
And would you go as far as hot gluing?

>>163825716
Reminder: Never sleep with Ahri

>>163825875
English pls

>>163825875
>Which champion would you absolutely love it if they leglocked you?
Any

Dear bronzes and silvers

Instead of Vayne please pick Caitlyn
Instead of Lee please pick Vi or Olaf

You are barely sentient enough to form sentences let alone perform any sort of plays.

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Is Camille busted?

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>>163825920

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>>163825875
Ezreal is for mating press and leglock during

>>163820374

>while my team is just standing around in middle accomplishing nothing

Having ARAM as a legitimate game mode did this.

>>163825875
>hot gluing
Definition, please.

>>163825875
I'd love to be leglocked by ___Lux__ but I'd absolutly hot glue Lux__

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>TFW no big sona waifu IRL

>>163825875
>leglock
Syndra

>hot glue
???? if that means what i think it does then Annie

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>>163825875
all six legs

>>163820381

Keystones are a new thing added to League since Season 6.

Swain is solid.
Nidalee is 37% WR trash.
Karthus Top is a hot spicy meme and can win games.
Eve is pretty strong. New stealth mechanics means she can run around pretty much safe.
J4 is "ok"
Liss is "ok"
Nautilus is fucking bonkers. High damage, takes no damage, Courage of the Colossus (gives you a shield based on 5% of your health PER enemy champion near by) is busted as fuck on him.
Orianna is "ok", better if you're duo'd with a guy playing a hard engage champ.
Trist is trash.
Caitlyn is the easiest ADC right now. Retarded early game damage (literally 200 damage crits with her passive at level 1 and her traps now apply "headshot" to trapped targets, which means you'll headshot them even if your passive isn't up and it'll do increased damage to the trapped/marked target. You can get 300 ish damage level 1 off of it) and then of course, she scales retardedly well in to the late game.
Ezreal is pretty solid.
Twisted Fate is solid.
Vi is kind of busted. Courage of the Colossus is alright if you go full tank so you can make use of it but Vi is generally fucking shit if you go full tank. Only baddies are losing to her when she goes full tank-CotC. Better to run thunderlords (deals damage after third auto/ability hits an enemy champion. incredible burst keystone) and go for a bruiser build.
Zed is pretty neat. Strong in certain games.

Current meta is full tank cotc spam.

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>>163825901
The fox is an evil demon that needs to die.

HOW IS IT ALMOST TWENTY GOD DAMN SEVENTEEN AND PEOPLE STILL DIE 5+ TIMES TO EVE DURING A LANING PHASE
FUCK

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freakin adc mains man
jhin gets caught in tribush early game once while alone and decides to spam ff and splitpush all game

>>163826332

>how do people die to evelynn
>when she squish?

because newstealth is retarded?

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Friendly reminder that wanting to fuck Rek'sai does not make you a furry.

Xenophilia is totally different than furry.


The former is allowed on our nsfw boards :)

>>163826439
stealth changes didn't even impact eve, what are you trying to say?

>>163826452
But wanting to fuck Rek'sai means you have shit taste.

>>163826487

>stealth changes didnt impact eve
>stealth changes hit
>eves winrate went up
>has stayed consistent since it's increased

>>163826540
maybe but that's taste i can live with

>>163826563
stealth changes made evelynn WORSE since shes spotted by control wards

>>163826567
until you get space AIDS from that dirty cooch

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Lulu = C U T E

did they remove the plants yet

>>163826563
correlation isn't causation
the stealth changes literally made no difference to eves stealth.
pinks revealed her, control wards reveal her.

What the fuck even is xenophilia?

>>163826624
They never will, get used to them

>>163826616
not a bad way to go

>>163826620
I want to set those Poros on fire and watch them all burn to their death.

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>Win lane
>Get camped
>Mid zed still manages to go fucking 0/15
>Jg Lee quits
>Support Karthus doesnt buy sightstone when every fucking fight we dont have vision
>AD and I are the only people not doing fucking garbage making it a 2v5
>Tell Karthus to buy a sightstone
>AD goes "lol dw about him"
>0/15 Zed takes my buff
>AD and Karthus take drag while im two seconds out when i need it for Dragon Force
>They were all fucking chinks
I just want to fucking smash something

>>163826701
>tfw to intelligent for earth organisms
>>>/aco/1084540

>>163826701
Wanting to fuck aliens.

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>>163826728
You got some issues bro.
Everything ok?

>>163826765
>>163826764
What the fuck

>>163826781
I'm. Fine. Where's the Zippo lighter?

>>163826712
there are better void husbandos to like

>>163826809
Since the dawn of time, man has looked to the stars, and he thought to himself, "I wonder if there's anything up there I could fuck."

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>>163826452
Remember what father said, Anon.

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>>163826613
>stealth changes made evelynn WORSE since shes spotted by control wards

Control wards are just new pink wards, and pink wards always saw stealthed targets.

>>163826850
you might have left it in your straight jacket

>>163826861
but rek'sai is a girl anon

>>163826872
Is that why the Spaniards fucked so many natives? Were they xenophiles too?

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>>163826923
exactly
there are better voids to like

>>163826894
Checked it, wasn't there. Tell me what, you give me your Zippo lighter so I can light those damn things on fire.

>>163827004
how can i want to fuck something that has to be played bot lane
ewwww nasty gross dude ewww

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>>163827068
>has to be played bot lane
Are you dumb?

>>163826756
lol anon

>lose 3 (three) promos
>fucking support goes all in on the other support and ignores the adc
>lol this adc does no damage
>enemy team focuses me so i do literally no damage

just fuck me up

>>163827068
>W got buffed
>E Mana cost/damage down
Kog can be played mid

>>163827126
>>163827152
...tell me more about this kog mid

I get the feeling that the only way to win with Lucian now is if your team is high on initiation and damage. That way Lucian can stay far away enough to deal damage but close enough to hit multiple targets.

The sad part is every other champ works better in this position.

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>>163827185
Pick Kog
Build AP
Taunt enemy

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>>163827068
>Soraka comes up to you asking to suck on your cock
>Turn her away because she happened to be played in the bottom lane.

???

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>**PLAYER_SCORE

What?

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voidfags git out

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>>163827335
No

>>163827309
>Soraka comes up to you asking to suck on your cock
Wouldn't be worth hot gluing in.

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>>163827335
couldn't hear you over your daughter deep throating void cock like a champ

>>163827309
>wanting used goods
where are your standards?

>>163826923
Sex with Rek'Sai results in bestiality just like furries.

>>163827419
>voidfags support ISIS
not surprising at all desu

>>163827503
see
>>163826452

I just had a game where 7masterySivir didn't blocked a single Blitz Q THROUGH THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME.
It was physically painful to watch it.

>>163827673
The second I see anybody get grabbed by a blitz in lane I lose all respect for them.

>>163827615
Still bestiality since they are beast.

>>163827998
beasts = animals
aliens != animals

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grrrr

i hate it

so what that their irelia is 14/1 at 23rd minute, the rest of their team is crap, why do you fucking surrender

i literally have 3 surrender at 20 losses in row

why there is no queue option to queue with no surrender -_-

>>163827998
legally on this chinese imageboard bestiality only refers to earthborn animals

>>163828167
There is.
It's called duoing, dumb fox poster.

>flash wins again lol
literally the korea of broodwar

>>163828167
>>163828207
fukin owned

>>163828167
Well, I have opposite problem.
I want to surr all the time and it's always 3/2 or 1/4 and then games go for a fucking hour and we lose anyway.

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hi, please be nice to me. going to be a yasuo otp

>>163828109
Then we need to ban interspecies relationship and sex. Sex with aliens is taboo.
>>163828168
Well damn.

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>tfw always getting the passive sona, soraka, janna supports that do nothing but hide under turret and spam heals
why can't I ever get a good thresh? taric, zilean, or a brand?
why is it always passive supports?

>>163828295
Guess Yasuo needs to be ban in all your games.

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I want to CUDDLE with LULU!

>>163828337
>tfw you get passive Thresh
There are worse fates than passive healers.

>>163828363
gonna run it down mid
and kill enemy nexus

>>163828337
STAND BEHIND BRAUM
>W
>Q
>R
>E

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Surrender your soul to the god-queen!

>>163828435
It's usually worse when I get an aggro support that plays passive like a morgana or thresh or anybody with poke that just sits there expecting you to win the lane 1v2 while you're being zoned out by the enemy support, supports are cancer.

>>163828553
I'd take braum over a healbot too, braum's a solid pick.
I just really hate passive supports who do nothing the whole game then complain about losing, like do they actually queue up into the game expecting to get carried while they sit under turret??

>>163828652
Only if I can hot glue her slippers would I voluntarily surrender.

>>163828734
>morgana
Well, I would say that she may be passive if she was picked just to counter something with black shield. Like vs Leona or Blitz.

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>>163828741
you'd have to buy her new slippers afterwards though.

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>>163828652
No thanks, I will to the god-king, maybe.

>>163828734
I used to go ham every time I played Bard.
I've decided to quit playing support entirely though, because I can only depend on myself.

>>163828794
No I wouldn't (unless it was explicitly for more hot gluing). She'd probably enjoy it for all we know.

>>163828941
well then you shall be food for cho'gath.

He doesn't like it when you disrespect a lady!

>>163829026
I don't see hotgluing as disrespect. It's more of a compliment.

>Started to watch TWD
>kinda enjoying it

should i keep going?, im aware of mayor events due to friends talking about it, but im still curious.

league of legends

>>163829106
Cho doesn't care.
You might as well bathe in sauce and seasoning to be a more delicious snack!

>>163828553
>not W
>FLASH on top of both of them
>IGNITE
>R
>Q
>E
And punch them in the face to secure 600 g

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>>163829121
Don't. Pic related.

>>163829121
Don't watch the TV show. It gets boring. Read the comics.

>game going south
>top abandons the team to split because nobody can 1v1 and was pulling 2-3 people top every time
>mid/jg duo just spend 20 minutes telling him to get cancer while they do nothing with the pressure top was getting

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bets

im 2-0 in my dia promos hehe xd

>>163829358
>2gamer gurls on the other team

you win, easy
gj on diamond bub

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xth for insomnia

>>163829358
Red because EleLux and DJ Sona, that and you've got a dirty Riven main.

>>163820424
who is olaf

>>163820381
valkrin

nidalee is trash, the rest are fine. ezreal's kind of a meme though

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Who's the Dio of League?

>>163829573
Sion

I haven't checked in a couple of months. Is new Warwick finally out? At least a sneak peek or something?

>>163829712
Killing machine with the right items

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>>163828207
i walk by myself, to quote kipling, through the wet wild woods waving my wild tail and walking by my wild lone, and nobody queues with me/

>>163820331
How many breads have you eaten in your life?

>>163829358
Kill the bimbo and Lux.

i miss silsol

>ranked game, have 2afk
>normal have an afk
>aram have an afk
>alt account have an afk

lolbabs?

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>tfw people say Jax isn't the monster in late game anymore, since other cancer is outperforming him

Why has Riot killed my joy to keep playing Jax

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>>163829984
I miss our guy (Zamph)

Why is Reddit witch-hunting Singed420 aka /ourguy/ ?

>>163830448
why don't u ask them?

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I just want to try new things but if I do bad I just get flamed. I don't want to ruin the game for everyone, I just want to be good at more champs...

I play normals, but people still get mad.

>>163830474
They are autistic and demand he gets a permanent ban just for playing support singed while high.They hold to much power of the community

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>>163829573
Bard

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>Tfw I'm matched with noobs now, because riot fucked up my aram mmr

i miss old times and high elo aram

>>163821162
This is such a travesty

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Elementalist Lux bootfag is off to sleep. Night all.

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Vlad confirmed biggest dick in LoL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWwtPBRKcXg

>>163831248
confirmed by vladfag?

>>163830526
Try this two line combo and watch your struggles fade away.

You (Yasuo): NO HABLO INGLES
/mute all

Shift the blame onto the Mexican people like a true American.

tfw after series of 20 minute stomps you stomp somebody at 20 minutes

where are the fun games -_-

>>163820381
who is this pokemon?

nidalee?

akalee?

>>163831467
thats blake, you silly

>>163830526
Then play bot matches. Some people take normals seriously because they don't play ranked so normals are their try-hard mode.

>>163831693
That's not his problem though. Normals are a casual game mode.

>enemy picks ezreal
>auto win if the game goes long enough because lolcdr and Q for 50% of a non tanks health
haha what a great fair and balanced champion xD

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>>163831989
>Normals are a casual game mode.

>>163830526

>I just want to try new things but if I do bad I just get flamed. I don't want to ruin the game for everyone, I just want to be good at more champs...

as long as you know the basic spell combo, build, have some runes you shouldn't care much what they say

but then, if you repeatedly fail with some champion it may be better to try another, different people like different champs

>>163831693

people don't care much about winrate in normals, indeed (except some of those who have it negative and want to improve), but it doesn't mean they want to lose. they want to have fun i.e. to win or at least to lose in a fair fight with some competition where they did good moves, the enemy was strong but not very strong etc and they don't want to waste 20-40+ minutes to be slowly or quickly stomped, for many it's especially bitter if they personally did well. that's regardless if they play ranked or not (maybe unless they play most of their games ranked and even then, i saw those tryharding and raging all the time in normals), so, people don't want to lose normals at all. surely they try new champions, test stuff, sometimes stupid stuff, but those who test a very stupid stuff in soloq are universally disliked because they waste the time and rob the fun of others on their team. generally a good form it's to know what you are doing when you test your stuff and to give your team at least a chance to win

>>163831523

would make a good skin for akaree

>>163832135
l-lewd

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>>163832135
mf visual guro smut?

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so the girls cucked me the first time even tho i went 5-1 on ezreal so i had to cuck them bot lane for the diamond wew lad

>>163832375
fucken knew it

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>>163832451
yea i knew i was in for a bad time the riven was a rengar main and he was on mega tilt cus i had shit on him the game before, oh well

>>163821227
wouldn't death's dance be better?

why the fuck am I forced to play boring bruisers or tanks with % health damage top, this fucking sucks I just want to play fighters.
>pick non tank
>useless as enemy teams immortal zac/darius/maokai just walks over my team with retarded sustain, % hp or true damage

>>163832705
Highest winrate top champs are Kayle and Jarvan. Obviously you just can't play

>>163830192
yea we got camille now :(