Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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how was your christmas dotards? get anything cool?

>>163759704
i asked for a swift death but all i got was russians on matchmaking

fuck this patch
fuck dota 2

only e sports is worth watching

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>163759824
please stop posting this it's not funny

>>163759704
a 4-game losing streak, so nothing really special.

>>163759824
crystal maiden is pure

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>>163759704
Good time with family. Mostly shit presents but I really don't give a fuck about presents. Only good one was the Twilight Zone blu ray collection.

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Is Crystal Maiden the cutest hero in Dota land?
These blue eyes and that blonde hair is so cute! I wonder how caressing her skin would feel like

>>163759704
I expected nothing and I was still disappointed

Fucking Wukong's Command shouldn't have Ravage's AoE and be able to 3 shot supports especially with perma-Echo Sabre slow

>If your at the edge of the circle your at least guaranteed 3 hits which can range up to 700 damage

Shit should have slower cast animation maybe 2 seconds, maybe also tweak his passive a bit. It makes base-breaking and Roshan impossible unless you're really far ahead against his team(which shouldn't happen, considering the early game process of the hero)

can you imagine spending your life shitposting your horrible fetishes about imaginary characters every so often on a bayeux tapestry discussion board

>>163760130
(you)

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reposting for rate
post item concepts

>>163760130
fucking SHITTEr just forcetaff yourself out and build 5 ghost scepters
you fuckijg shitters are really getting on mind now, mk even got his 1 shot enrfed wtf more do you want low mmr peruvian scum, i swear to dog when will you reards realise mk is not op, just stun him off a tre like its niot even hard baka retarded fucks desu baka

>made a smurf
>only 80 percent winrate with 20 games
>only NORMAL skill
how do i fix this

man I wish sajadene was my cuckolding gf

>>163760318
get huge gpms and hero dmg. it's the only way

>>163760343
post the webm

>tfw can't get any farm in the safe lane because you're against warlock and nyx with only one support who can't even do anything so you end up being behind in farm the entire game and lose

I'm still mad at the fact that they changed omniknight from blue to red

Why did they do that anyways?

>win a game
>turn off dota

I thought finally manning up to play will get rid of boredom. What do

>>163760240
>25% slow for 800 gold
sure, meet you there buddy

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>>163760460
>tfw safelane and there is a duolane treant

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>Browse my cosmetics and shit.
>Look down.
>My golden Bashers are worth $340 on the market.

Holy fucking shit!

>>163760467
be strong

>>163760507
>1400+275+825=800 gold
hmm, really made me think about american education

>>163760558
ye i have no idea what happened but i had the samething with an ember cosmetic that was worth 50. i knkow people who sold those gold am bashers for like 50 when they came out lmao they must be mad now.

no one even streams this game anymore

valve what have you done to my dota

>>163760603
stop baiting, you know exactly what I meant
up the recipe cost you retard

Danil Ishutin @DendiBoss 6m6 minutes ago

@Arteezy You think it's funny huh ??? ...


lmao

>>163760558
340 for those fugly weapons, you arent gonna keep them right?

>>163760558
That honestly looks like the dumbest shit, sell it asap

>>163760558 (you)
Sure

If you can rebundle them

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>>163760846
N-no...
That'd be dumb, hahahaha...

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>when some 3rd world shitstain insults you with "kid" or "my son"

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>>163761089
>assblasted turks in que with you
>You drop the sickest comebacks with the freshest memes
>it gets lost on them because FAKING BEETCH is the extent of their english vocab
Not worth getting mad at animals, famalam

>>163760465
Leddit couldn't tell from Silencer

MY ONLY CARRY IS VIPER AND HE HAS MEKANIISM, WE ARE WINNING WHAT IS GOING ON HELP

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5kcg9p/small_or_massive_improvement_to_the_shop/

Third worlders punishment is their own existence

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>>163761624
VIPER JUST FUCKING SOLO'D MONKEY KING, WHAT IS HAPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG

>>163761624
t. 20 minutes in-game

>>163761975
>>163761624
>>163762149

what are you dweebs watching?

guys

not 1

but 2 VANGUARDS
on spectre

>>163762219
MY FUCKING GAME

>>163760890
they look good with one golden, one regular

>>163762289
WE JUST TOOK MID AND BOT RAX, THEIR AM IS GETTING POUNDED IN THE ASS AND ALL WE HAVE IS MAGIC DAMAGE, HOW IS THIS EVEN WORKING

>>163762382
I'm guessing you're spending a lot of time in the tavern?

unless this is a spicy new meme

Is gyro viable this patch?

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>>163762472
Viper built mek as his first item along with arcane boots, then into guardians
then bought dragon lance after a lot of kills
then at the end of the game bought a bloodthorn

everyone else was pretty standard

enemy team was buying all the magic resist they could afford, to no effect as they were melting

>>163762795
3 missiles at 25!

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>>163759704
Wasn't bad, I feel like it's good for me to spend time with my family. With that being said I wish Thanksgiving and Christmas were farther apart.

Why do my teammates think it's ok to let their safelane core suffer and get no farm and not help them?
Are they fine with the enemy offlaner being more farmed than him?

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>dotards 2 is patched for viewers orgasm

OK FUCK THIS LET'S JUST WATCH THE GODDAMN FIDDLEDODDLEDONG GAMES AND NEVER PLAY THIS DOGSHIT JUST WATCH THE El-sporta de electronica AND SHIT

ITS REALLY HARD TO PLAY MY FAVORITE ROLE AT THIS POINT

Skadoosh

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Ilexa the Cute

Q - Mystical Sword
A sword made from the bark of a holy tree.
Single target nuke that deals enemies and heals Ilexa for 120/150/200/250.

W - Look at me!
Ilexa stabs enemies with her holy sword.
Taunt spell that if it taunted 3 or more heroes it will provide Ilexa 120/150/200/250 additional HP for 5 seconds. 450 cast range (same as lvl 2 burrowstrike)

E - <insert skill name here>
Passive skill that increases Ilexa's Attack and Defense by 0.2/0.3/0.5/1% of her current HP.

R - Mystical Shield
A shield made from the bark of a holy tree.
Ilexa lifts her shield and it attacks all enemies within its range (same as W) for 100 damage and decreases damage from enemy attacks by 1/2/2.5% for her and all allies within the range.
Last for 5 seconds.

thoughts?

>carries are cucked
>dead game

rmyt

-Jakiro Talent tree 1
8% Spell Amp OR 15% xp increase
WHAT
DO
GULAG?

First time I had to mute a teammate on winning match today lads.
I played like dogshit, but I consider myself a saint by being the sole support in a game with QoP that can't shut up and a jungle LD.

>>163763294
>deals enemies

>>163763310
xp increase because you go midas anyway

>>163763192
In those cases either go jungle or just focus on cutting your losses (sapping exp, rotating if you have kill potential together with some teammate, etc.)

In 99% of pub games it doesn't matter so long as you just don't die.

>Hour searching for a ranked all pick game

Dead game

rofl this general is as dead as jesus chr*st

The cancer in 7.00 that is killing the carry role of dota.
>jungle spawns nerfed in 7.00
>jungle bounties nerfed in 6.84
>kill aoe gold buffed in 6.82
>kill exp buffed recently
>shrines that allow constant ganks
>towers falling too fast
>games snowballing to 20 min ends
>a single kill allows the enemy team to get tons of gold despite not farming any creeps all game
>carries can't carry against teams that run at them
>ganking playstyles trump all the others especially carrying and only memepushing comes second
>support pudges hooking heroes 3 times his networth and solo killing them
>brain dead heroes like slark, PA, huskar, sniper, drow and pudge are stronger than heroes that require skill to play such as visage and chen
>buying an early midas means you lose because the enemy team will snowball and roll you over and end the game by 20 minutes because you didn't buy instant memefighting items like drums or HOTD or sny or SHIT
>all carry players including rtz(lmao even this nigger) have been in pain since 6.81
>meme teamfights and run-at-face-as-five dota is constantly pushed as an agenda by that enslaved icefrog faggot so games are "entertaining"
>If you ganked a lane as 5 in the previous patches before 6.82, the other two lanes got more free farm and experience than you did, so people used to do it less. Those days the best you could do was 3 man gank another lane, which meant that individual skill mattered more than simply outnumbering the enemy
>Memefight deathball fangays will argue that outnumbering the enemy takes skill because 5 people are working together as a team. Somehow 5v1 actually takes skill because you're 5 people working together to rape someone?

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How do we make hard carries great again?

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>>163763527
>lying on the internet

>>163763615
Give them all spammable low mana cost nukes with 325 damage.

>>163763575
the cancer in /d2g/ that is killing us


>you not killing yourself

>>163763678
Not a lie. But there is a reason for it. I'm Australian and it's 5:13am on a weeknight.

you got TRICKED!!!

>>163759704
i had a dream tonight about shendelzare laying eggs

>>163760465
wololo

Overwatch has tankers, carriers and supporters just like our strength intelligence and agility heroes. But overwatch also has 6 players on each team which allows a balanced combination of 2 tankers, 2 supporters and 2 carriers. Unfortunately dota has an odd number of players which allows no such balanced composition. How is dota more balanced than overwatch?

>>163763203
You ok there mate

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>there are people who do not hate third worlders on d2g

What could lead to this situation

>>163764110
overwatch has a 3 to 4 tank meta right now

>>163764137
Why do you hate me, america san?

the reason rtz can't win a major or Ti is because the carry role was cucked out of farming and being forced to fight

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>>163764137
Dota is a game for third worlders

>>163764192
I'm not talking about your pub games, I'm talking about their competitive scene. Don't pretend you play overmeme.

so treant now has a 2.2 second bkb piercing stun
on a 3 second cd
lul

>>163764315
>overwatch
>competitive scene

ecks dee

>>163764219
>>163764306
Why do you reply to that hick from the countryside?

>>163764395
>doesn't know what he was talking about
Don't reply to my posts again if you're so ignorant.

>>163764137
thats what happens when one is shying away from /mlpol/

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>>163764315
notice how there are 4 (four) tanks in A and B tier.

don't pretend you ever watched a single overwatch tournament, nooblord.
3tanks, 1dps, 2healer and 4tanks, 2healer is the current meta, 2-2-2 was months ago.

>>163764137
but i DO hate NA DOTA

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why so ded doturds?

>>163764443
>not being a Conservative Brony

>slasher gets aegis
>IMMEDIATELY RUNS AT TIER 2 INTO 5 HEROS, DIES TWICE

nice play slasher

>>163764812
Because the patch is fucking ass and I'd say 90 percent don't like it but Valve being lazy fucks won't do anything about it.

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>mention that you play dota 2
>"lul faggot nice retard game for cancerous"
>ask what's wrong with it
>"i've played league and it's the same thing how can you possibly enjoy this garbage"

>>163764812
Thirdies ruined the game

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>>163762826
Their monkey is a fucking shitstain, Viper can shit on anyone early without any good items, Tony freefarmed and smashed the enemy's buildings easily.

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>>163764443
>if you're so ignorant
the only ignorant person is you. watch some fucking tournaments before you talk about the 'competitive scene' and the 'meta' in overwatch.

http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch/vods

educate yourself, before you reply. or just admit defeat and stfu

>>163762826
>Viper built mek as his first item along with arcane boots, then into guardians

I keep fucking telling people that support Viper is good but no one listens.

>>163765447
>>163764479
>>163764315

BTFO lmao

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JUST A REMINDER SHADOW FIEND GETS 194 DAMAGE FROM AGHS WITH THE +2 DAMAGE TALENT. AND HE GETS LIFESTEAL FROM HIS ULT WHICH GETS MORE LINES FROM THE BONUS SOULS AND EACH LINE DOES 2 INSTANCES OF DAMAGE.

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>Reminder,stop creating smurfs every other month,you are not better than your mmr.

look at this shit motherfucking pos lost me 50points today

>tune into zai stream
>they feed teamwipe at min 17 for no reason trying to push
>do it again at min 27

rmyt

>>163766224
they feed teamwipe

what?

twat

>>163765969
how do people get leveld up fast enough to play ranked? I want to hop into ranked to see how low my mmr is but the g ame wont let me

>>163765969
>Very High Skill
Why do these brackets even exist?

>>163760558
Not only are they worth 340$ if you DON'T UNBUNDLE THEM, but they are only 340$ for the non inscribed version, which I really odn't know how the fuck you are supposed to get, most people got the inscribed ones...

>>163766412
use to be low normal high but people cried about being in low

>>163765969
What is this? Dotabuff?

>>163766586
opendota

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not even rat dota can save this fucking team comp

sven is solo safeland btw
silencer mid
pudge invo bot

>>163761332
Fucking this
I keep playing with a scottish retard that doesn't know how to communicate with 3rd worlders and uses the most articulate, sarcastic, ironic ways to tell someone to do something or fucking insult them and NO ONE fucking ever gets him

>>163765969
>>163766339
pay?idk

>>163766586
https://www.opendota.com

>whos mid boys
>me ofc im the starboy
>proceeds to feed 3kills to puck and lose the tower in ~7mins
wish i was making this up

+6 treants talent isnt working...

>getting matched with players you have muted and ignored in game AND steam.
How in the ACTUAL fuck is this allowed?

Legitimate question, how are you supposed to win with a tinker on your team? every time they just sock up the farm like a blackhole and don't seem to get any stronger.

>2400 hours in Dota
> STILL can't get above 2k me

Why am I even alive

@163766802
try reading it you faggot

>>163766752
>it says Im estimated 3k

I dont know if I believe that, I dont even have 100 hours in the game

>>163766807
because then people could make a banlist and make queue times for everyone a fucking mess

>>163766854
Literally the only reason you cant get above 4k is because you don't pick meta shit.

Stop picking Enchantress, Broodmother, Arc Warden etc.

>>163766814
you must be able to press every single hotkey repeatedly since by the time you're farmed you'll just be spamming shit, but you also must know who to blind/nuke/disable/fly away so it's not just about the farm but more about the crowd control

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esports when

>>163767072
if you need to pick meta shit to get out of 2k then you belong in 2k

>>163767312
>I'd rather watch people play game than to play game myself

>>163764137
>he thinks race is something to be proud of

>>163767903
Only if you aren't white.

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>>163768020
Is liking futanari cartoon a thing to be proud of?

>>163768020
The chinks invented last hitting.

>>163764137
practically, an e-sport game should bw e possible to be played for any type of people if possible.
what if the best player is just out there but he got no money to buy the "x" game

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Why the fuck can't I cast items on myself with ALT properly?

Lotus orb selfcasting works with alt but nothing else does.

Is this some bug or is it intentionally this shit?!

>>163763294
are you fucking 12

>zai literally listening crowd noises

Is he /mu/ autism impersonated?

Anyone got the Casters copy pasta?

>>163768727
>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah

>>163768248
its a beta

Is elder titan dog shit now? I don't like what they did to his aura which was probably his most important part. I wish they would stop forcing him to do this weird melee shit.

Also, his talents are fucking trash. His level 25 talents are dog shit.

Yo what the FUCK happened to Barny and Weedman?

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>NICE FUCKING GAY PATCH VOLVO

dotards?

I just saw opendota is this thread. Looks nice. How is now compared to dotabuff?

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>redditcucks are literally third worlders
you can't make that shit up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNOvLq4cHOU

OUR GUY

>>163769382
where?

>>163769382
this looks nice

>>163768959
Thank you

>>163769223
Weedman still streams, he just didn't improve at all and squandered his recognition

Barnyyy quit because he was sick of "4chan neckbeards" being his primary audience and dragging his stream down.

>>163769452
*brofists*

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>>163768959
I would never wank to Soe. I respect her too much and she's my waifu.

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Who /ability draft/ here?

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>>163770232
You already lost when you played the game

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>he does not watch Western Anime
i would be lying if i said i pitied you

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Does huskar require a brain to play?

>>163770726
Your dazzle needs to know when to press his grave button.

>>163769518
>4chan neckbeard quit because he was sick of his audience
barny when the fuck are you streaming faggot

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>>163767481
>actually playing this garbage patch

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>tfw bttv makes your computer slow and you can't enjoy the nutwitch memes

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>>163770996
why do we never get cool oc like this anymore

So what's the optimal mouse dpi for dota?

>>163771312
Whatever you like best.

>>163771214
Remember when he could be mid laned?

>>163771342
doubt

>>163771501
it's the truth, just pick a control setup for your pc and stick to it

you fuck around with dpi and shit all the time you'll never develop any muscle memory

>>163771419
I do, my mang, I do.
I have like 200 games with him.

>>163769518
>Barnyyy quit because he was sick of "4chan neckbeards" being his primary audience and dragging his stream down.

Barny Quit because Icefrog finally nerfed the pubstomp shit he elusively played.

>>163771585
Forget I asked.

>>163771608
Can he still be playing in roles like offlane?

>>163771757
More or less.
He's a ganking hero, you need to start roaming when you feel comfortable with the damage, and after you bought orb of venom, or have someoneone else gank the offlane.You can't kill anyone by yourself, you NEED another damage source.
Other than that he's pretty average in all fields, and has a very trashy escape if your enemy knows what he's doing.

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>>163771737
You just got a GAMER GEAR mouse for christmas didn't you. Good job goyim, now you will surely get the results you crave, aheh heh heh...

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>no Paladin hero
uh dotards?

>>163772010
>he doesn't know about GAREN
Haha, go back to HotS you fool!

>>163771915
Is there anyway to kill people by yourself?

>>163771980
I didn't though? What I did is increase my dpi and it feels better than the dpi i was playing on this whole time, so I'm wondering how far should I take this and what dpi do pros use for reference.

>>163772181
The vast majority of pro gamers use dpis under 1000, probably somewhere between 400 and 800

remember when getting hit by creeps canceled salves and clarity so you had to get gud and make sure you didnt get aggro'd or else fuck up jungle timing/run out of lane and miss xp?

>>163772315
Maybe in FPS, but this is dota.

>>163772143
Well, his INT got nerfed into the ground as well, you can only really do a pull, boulder, slam, ult at lvl 6 and you're out of mana. If you get a good ult off, yeah, you can, but it magnetize starts fading once the enemy gets even the slightest tinge of magic resist.
You can try rushing a dagon and be a shittier nyx assasin.

hotd upgrade : cost whatever

hotd now eats the creep, hotd now has the active of the creep and the aura of the creep, must be disassembled to reuse

>>163772458
Sounds like you just came here to get your biases confirmed and won't listen to anything else desu. Just use what works for you.

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I hope you had a merry christmas dotards

>>163772458
you're one massive faggot you know that?

>>163772697
eat shit

>>163772508
I remember my friend solo killing people with roll boulder and smash as soon as he got level 3. Yeah they reduced all that damage on his skills. What do you think of his level 25 talents? Do you pick the 300 damage

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Damn I can remember my first game as Broodmother back in the beta.
Fun fact: I have never calibrated my ranked MMR

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WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING SUPPORT SILENCER WITH A FUCKING TIDEHUNTER MIDDER AND AN AFK FARMING JUNGLE LEGION THAT FAILS TO GET A SINGLE DUEL UP UNTIL MINUTE 40, BUT YOU DRAIN 100 FUCKING INT FROM THE ENEMY TROUGH KILLS AND ASSISTS AND THE ENEMY VENGE AND URSA CANT EVEN USE THEIR FUCKING ABILITIES ANYMORE AND YOU'RE MELTING TROUGH THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM

>>163772654
Why didn't you make them sit on a big fat cock like you wanted to? You're too submissive. Also get a trip so there aren't fakes of you.

>>163772853
I remember playing Bane my first game, not having any idea what was going on. A few games, didnt really get it. Then I returned, adn what really pulled me in was Bloodseeker. I had so much fun, because if you didn't understand an enemy hero who was a spellcaster, you could just silence them! And I remember jungling doom for 25 minutes straight and come out with a full assault cuirass, shadow blade vlads and phase and just kill stuff (Which was a lot of farm for 25 minutes back in my noob days)

It's weird to know that you at one point didn't just get it.

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>>163772010
omniknight

Why do heroes like earth spirit and doom get gutted instead of just reworked? Nobody likes looking at heroes with awful numbers everywhere; they're just ugly.

>>163773051
Haha yeah sometimes I wish I could go back to those days where no one had a clue what was going on, I went and found my oldest matches on Dotabuff and I found a Morphling game where I bought Bloodstone.

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>dumb enough for absolute retards to play him and win
>good enough for pros to play him and win
>barely picked because he's boring as fuck to play/watch
>nobody bitches, ever
is this the most optimal mmr grinder?

>>163772843
Haven't played him after 7.00.
I'd get all the spell damage i can from that talent tree, and that INT at lvl 10. Can't see any situation where Hp or magic resist would be better, when you can build pipe.

>>163773116
Icefraud is forcing them to into the low impact supporter roles.

just uninstalled after a 5-game loss streak

what game should i play instead to fill in the void?

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>>163773325

>>163773325
dwarf fortress

>>163773213
I self insert into my heroes and playing a fatass like that makes me queezy. Same reason I don't play lina or QoP because they make me gay.

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>>163773325
stop playing games as a hobby
watch streams casually and find a new hobby
educate yourself on current events
stop watching porn

>>163773325
League

>>163773460
>stop watching porn

how

>>163773325
Get gooder and have fun while losing, you self-pitying little shit.
Maybe you had a shitty team composition, maybe you sucked dick, go watch someone who's better than you for a few minutes and ape him.

https://www.youtube.com/user/PurgeGamers
Watch this autist's video on a hero you want to play, he tends to explain what he's doing pretty well in every video. If you suck total dick at the game you can read his guide on all the mechanics.

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>>163773571
To stop completely, keep away from the Internet as much as possible. It's somewhat fine in strict moderation.

>>163773041
Because that'll be TA and PA

What's some good offlaners/position 4s for this patch

Cant they fucking kill the Monkey Nigger ult already

>>163773325
overthrow

>>163774040
pigskin BITCH!!!

>>163774032
Pudge darkseer

Tfw gyro is fun as fuck

>>163773851

>My mang RED actually noticed my suggestion

GOD BLESS YOU RED

I have been meaning to comission some dota lewds for the longest time and this just makes me want to do it soon so expect TA requests.

>>163774231
Gyro is more boring than viper and falls off twice as fast.

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>tfw lost two in a row and i'm back to 3k

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Exclusively support or roam
>Try to support as best as possible, ward, bait enemies, get kills etc
>Somehow my teammates manage to always lose in critical teamfights and thus lose the game
>Become so tilted with myself that I am currently in a 10 game losing streak

Please d2g/ recommend me a good offlaner in this patch so I can spam it, reach 4k MMR and be fucking done with this game.

TLDR: give me your best offlaners in this patch so I can stop being a shitter.

>>163775028
Pick underlord, cm or omniknight.

>>163775028
Just pick We Wuz Kangs, go safelane, get Echo/Vanguard/Basher whatever and roflstomp the game

>>163775028
Clockwerk. Spend the entire game solo ganking enemies until they get tilted and/or behind on levels and gold.

I'm very interested in playing puck. But I naturally spend a lot of time around creeps and he's so bad unless he's mid.

>>163774865
He has the best aghs upgrade in the game though. 165 attack speed and 375 HP for 4200 gold.

>>163775280
>he

>>163775315
>He has the best aghs upgrade in the game though

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>>163775315
>gyro
>best aghs upgrade

>>163775415
>>163775434
>>163775514
Based gulagians keeping the thread alive. We're back to page 3!

>>163760558
i sold them, they look retarded to me. arc of manta all the way

isnt this game just filled with angry Russians spamming cryllic chars, no thanks

>>163775637
If defending fucking Side Gunner won't get a (You) then I don't know what will.

>>163764137
>lead dev is named Abdul Ismail

>heroes that already have a lot of active abilities buy items with even more active abilities
>heroes with less active abilities end up buying less items with active abilities
What if they just made every item have an active ability?

>>163763294
Good job, finally a completely underpowered hero.

>csgo has more online players than us
;_;

Icefrog just admit you fucked up.

>>163776156
Side gunner is amazing with satanic and rapier because you cannot disable it. Not even with break(?)

why does necropho's nuke do 200 damage on a 5 second cooldown...

>>163776667
It's a beta.

>>163773325
Play some single player game anon.. What sort of games do you like? I could suggest you something

just uninstalled league and gonna play dota again since the TI4, is bristle is still good?

If you want free wins on dota imba, pick ember go spell caster and buy the infused raindrop item with a blademail

you literally take no dmg

>literally 20 minutes trying to find a low priority queue game after losing two of them

I've been trying to get that single victory out the door since last night

before you say "lmao you deserve it for being in low priority in the first place", the reason i have low priority is because i had a power outage and while i was able to get back in the game after 6-7 minutes my teammates didn't even bother to pause and i was issued with an abandon and probably got reported

it's a beta

Timber is fucking shit this patch, What the fuck.

>>163777296
>the most obvious counter to the new hero with the 40 dollar arcana underperforms in this particular patch

:thinking:

>>163777370
makes sense desu senpai.

You smart.

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>>163776014
That's only if you live in the new Islamic caliphate of Europe. In US servers it's full Peruvian children swapping internet cafe accounts around.

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what happened OUR GUY, aka the Finnish autist trixi?

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There will be a patch tonight? Right?

Calling it now, Tranquil Boots will be remade/rebalanced because losing the hp regen/movespeed is "antifun", and microing your boots into and out of your backpack is 2hard4me. Possibly by reducing the hp/s and ms by a bit, and then halving it if you attacked/were attacked in the last *10 seconds.

>>163777161
>live in a third world country with power outages
>STILL queue to a game that can last up to 2 hours and requires a stable internet
you deserve it pablo

>envy playing ember the chink general so he can release his inner chink
You can tell it's Christmas

>>163778293
this literally is clearly not sheever, how did anyone think it was?

>>163778129
that'd be a heavy ass nerf and still require the same microing

>>163778293
Not gangly or weird looking enough to be sheever

is ember a supporter or a carry?
Why is EE playing support as ember?

>>163778961
veil is not a support item you fucking retard

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Who's that hero?

>>163779334
clockwerk

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>>163779475

>>163779334
visage

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>you'll never be zai's friend, talking with him about books you are reading

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>>163773325
umm... Honey Select?

I am from the future. Ask me anything.
To prove it I will provide some hints as to what happens in the future.
1. Britain leaves the EU
2. The Cubs win the world series
3. Donald Trump is elected president
4. A greek nobody team, makes it to the finals of the boston major and gets stomped by OG because of the shitty single elimination and the brackets were stacked so all the good teams were on one side
5. 6.89 doesn't come out, it's 7.00 and it's really shit, the attribute bonus is gone and replaced by a shitty talet "tree" and there's a horrible ui, also monkey king is release phoenix or release ember spirit tier

>>163778232
>what are storms

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Only 9 inches?

>ban monkey king
>he's the only hero nominated
>still doesn't get banned
E P I C

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are boy RTZ is online

>>163773403
Islam is the religion of peace.

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>no mech hero with THREE (3) transformation skills
why is dota two by ubisoft corporation so shit

>>163780347
zai is more comfy

>>163780132
Ranked bans shouldn't be based on RNG honestly, you should be able to pick and ban one hero per player, period.

Are there any good custom games for improving micro?

>>163780916
>Are there any good custom games

no

>>163780347
>I want to wait watch a guy have a 45 minute queue just for him to lose in 15 minutes and start it all over again

I'll stick with Zai, thanks tho

>>163780749
I would love this but it would lead to an awful lot more flaming. People already talk shit when you don't pick *meta-hero*, and now they'll talk more shit when you don't ban *meta-hero*. Especially if it leads to someone getting dumpstered in lane.

>>163780916
>tfw maps where you had to micro a probe around to avoid it getting killed by a zealot on a secluded corner of the map while keeping up with the production and regular control of a base

>>163781170
Didn't read your post because of the probable mental gymnastics you've probably done to defend the current system.

>>163781170
So what? People will find an excuse to screech about anything. If they cannot play at all without their spam pick, they deserve low MMR.

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>>163763294
ILEXA WAS MADE FOR RAPE

https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa/

>[samba intensifies]
>killed by literal black monkeys

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>>163759704
A light up shirt and an emoji beanie
Most of the fun was in the wing contest and mini bottles of patron and ciroc strewn around the house

Who has the worst lvl 25 talent tree options? I vote Nyx- "200% carapace damage or 50 movespeed".

WHOOPIE FUCKING DO.

>>163781248
yes. the gameplay changes made the game bad. and thats unfortunate because there were a lot of great things added otherwise that get buried by the awful gameplay changes.

>>163781610
>50 ms

FREE
BOOTS

>>163781396
please kill yourself you pedo permavirgin

>>163781645
every game feels like Im playing dota imba, theres literally no point in not going midas on every hero every game and farm all game and roam for runes
then you are 6 slotted lvl 25 at 30 minutes and you might still lose cuz highground defense is so fucking hard to break and half of the heroes have -30s death timers now

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>>163781610
>200% carapace damage
>200% laguna
>200% CHAOS DUNK (sort of)
>200% thunderbolt
>200% any fucking nuke reflected into the enemy's face

>Arteezy takes 12 minute rax cause the enemy team doesn't bother to run back to defend
Nice game doturds

>d2g tells me necro is shit
>highest winrate in this patch
Dotards???

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>>163771715
>>163769518
>>163769223
But Barneyy still streams, just under his CLQ alias

>>163781739
>reach level 25
>congrats noble hero! You can now discard your boots

>>163782619

*necro "nerfed"*

Necro: I am getting stronger

>>163782619
Necro was literally buffed, being able to throw out 2 reaper scythes in battle is vastly more useful than preventing buyback. Not to mention his decrep skill is OP as fuck.

One

Ah ha ha

Two

Ah ha ha

Three

Ah ha ha

Three worlds

>>163782518
no horses outside /mlp/

monkey kings stun is fucking ridiculous
>hey icefrog what do you wanna add in this patch
>LETS ADD A CARRY HERO THAT HAS A STUN WHICH IS FASTER HAS LOGER REACH AND JUST ALL AROUND BETTER THAN ANY INTIATOR CHARACTERS ASIDE FROM EARTHSHAKER

>>163773007
Teach those subhuman subvocalizers a lesson anon

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>yfw chaos knight gets his lvl 25 talent and starts shitting on your spell immune carry
in retrospective, we should had ended that shit way earlier.

>>163782997
I don't understand why it has to be a stun. Can't it just be a slow? I'd be willing to compromise on a root maybe.

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>>163773460
Vargposting is the best and most helpful meme in the history of 4chan

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>rimworld still not on sale
guess I'm stuck playing some dotes

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Why does 4chan not give you popups when they ban someone you report like Dotard does?

It would make accurate reports a lot more rewarding.

>>163783159
varg is an autistic neet, a convicted murderer, and a fucking pagan

what is the single strongest talent in the game

>That black hole
Holy fuck that was beautiful

>>163783553
>+6 treants

Can someone give me tips for handling invis heroes? I buy A LOT of sentries and we still lose. Am I buying too many? I often spend like all my cash on them and end up poor as a support. I never buy a gem because the invis heroes can see when you have one and just pick you off.

I am having alot of trouble with slarks and Riki's.

Slark fucking gets one shadow blade and feeds off your supports and suddenly he is stacked as fuck.

Honestly, there needs to be better detection items in the game. Slark can even tell when he is being watched for whatever reason.

>>163783190
you have the mental capacity of a molusk
show your ponies to the kids at kids at school please

>>163782997
Carries have always had the best everything. Best nukes, best mobility, best disables, best initiation, best survivability.

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ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY DOTARD GAVE TO ME

12 PROPHET TREANTS
11 SLOTTED SYLLA
10 HEROES FIGHTING
9 FUCKING RETARDS
8 DEATHS INVOKER
7 MINUTE GG
6 LEVEL DIFFERENCE
5 GOLD PER MINUTE
4 SHITTY TEAMMATES
3 STACK FROM PERU
2 GAME ABANDONS
AND A PUDGE HOOKING ME IN THE TREES

>>163783398
yea
just like me

>>163783190
>tfw the first post is already deleted
>tfw you caused a ponyfag to get banned
feels better than winning a game of dota

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>purge hasn't updated his shitty guide
>it can still triple your MMR if you ignore the rune posts

read it retards

>>163783553
I think Venge's talents are both incredibly useful.
Ember's +2s bolas is also obscene
Kunkka's +200 aoe torrent is fucking massive
Morphling's wave form range is really, really useful
Weaver's shukuchi speed is fun and hilarious
Phoenix's +2 hits on supernova is great
All of pudge's talents are SUPER useful

But all of those are beaten by the mighty cancerous meme that is blade mail qop with nearly 100% spell lifesteal.

>>163783985
yeah memeQoP is cancer

void becomes a legit carry with the added range to timeleap

pucks orb speed is memey

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>>163783985
>mfw I see a lvl 25 Pudge pick Flesh Heap over Rot damage

>>163783813
Good

3 MMR here I come!

>blink
>instant stasis
>can see 3 proximity mines about to detonate
>melee hero

>>163783813
>be 4k
>read it
>get 12k
>read it again
>get 36k
Well lads, it's time to go pro

>>163784112
void already is a legit carryt with his ridiculous +gpm skill
you go offlane and have more items and deal more damage than your carry for a massive portion of the game

>>163771757
>Can he still be playing in roles like offlane?
Yes. Not that hard, you just get levels, and kill stuff. If you do well, go midas. If you want to farm a little more, Iron talon. The rest is up to you.
>Is there anyway to kill people by yourself?
Learn to gank with earth spirit. If you can, do pull + roll combo (like when silence was stun) instead of wasting the stun at the beginning, therefore you maximize the damage. You can easily do this when they only have one way to go, they dont see you, when they are already disabled, or just when you know when is he gonna be when you roll in. Of course sometimes you are gonna need to stun first, but that depends on the enemy hero.
But i dont really see the motivation to look for solo kills, you are not gonna be useless later if you dont solo kill. Just do what you do.
If you want to solo kill, urn is a cheap way to increase your damage. Veil is a good way too.

>>163772843
I prefer the roll since its a lot of damage if you think about it, but the respawn timer reduction can be good too i guess. If i were a support/not living long enough, i would go the respawn. Otherwise, damage.

Why did Valve freeze the player counter on this site? It's been stuck there for days.

http://steamcharts.com/app/570

Arteezy is mad lads WEW.

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"subtract 25 MMR" the hero

>>163785094

It is all the games on that site because I think who maintains it is on holiday.

So you will have to wait for sc2 style DEADGAEM posting for a few more days.

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>>163785381
Thanks, can't wait.

>>163785257

>not a picture of Tinker

what are the offlane hero lads

Timber feels fucking shit this patch.

is arteezy losing his mind or what the fuck is this

>>163786061
I'm fucking dying here

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>Shrines giving vision
>can't be knocked down after T1s.
Are Valve fucking retarded.

>>163786441
>Shrines giving vision

Are you actually NoBrains?

>>163786441
shut the fuck up

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reminder valve are on vacation for another week so enjoy waiting till they release another 80MB patch that fixes nothing and breaks more shit

>>163786135
hes drunk most likely

>>163786901
I think he just doesn't care

only streaming rn because his contract forces him to

>>163787041
or the fact he makes bank off it.

>>163786653
>>163786683
2 shitters everyone.

>>163787165
I doubt the jews of EG won't take advantage of his stream. Artour is making bank, but I'm sure EG are making bank on him as well.

>>163787236
Well he gets more views than any other Dota 2 streamer.

>its a player picks huskar against monkey king game

>>163787215
go outside you fucking autistic virgin

>>163787364
He also didn't even run ads until daddy PPD told him to. Peter wants to monetize on rtz

who is the charlotte in the enemy team

>>163787527
me

What is this veil on ember meme?

why the fuck people go for veil maelstrom ember now
i've seem a bunch already, all they do is blow all their remnants to kill a support and then proceed to die in a second

>>163787665
Some faggots theorycrafted it, tested it, failed.

Now all 3k shitstains try to replicate it to be "le ahead of le meta" and lose every game.

EE is still trying to make it work but its fucking garbage