/nintyg/ nintendo

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There are two Nintendo generals threads on the catalog right now (>>163749698).

The other one was created before yours. Should I delete the other one?

>>163750123
>Should I delete the other one?
Yes. You fucked everything up and this guy didn't.

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>>163749782
>I love Callie!
me too!
what do you love most about callie?

>>163750676
She's a cute loli!

>>163751024
fuck off pedo

okay what the actual fuck /ink/

Did you fucking sage the thread with that last post just so you could get your fucking OP pic?

Okay that's it, friendship ended with /ink/, you can leave now.

>>163751084
splatoon was made by pedos for pedos

>>163751649
Maybe you should have bumped it.

>>163751649
There was never friendship. /nintyg/ is only babt and his collection of killed general's.

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>>163751975
That's pretty pathetic, to be honest

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>>163752097
>you will never feel the silken touch of callie's gloved hand
>she will never stand with you under the golden rays of the sunset, flashing you a delicate and gentle smile with hopes for the future
>you will never appreciate each and every contour of her face, noting how she could go through any hardship with you and still be just as beautiful
>you will never smile back, wondering how the each of you just so happened to find your soulmate and realizing just how lucky you are
welp

>>163752097
>>163752201
>>163752320
tone it down

>>163752097
>>163752201
>>163752320
it's too early for a picdump. you can proclaim love with words just as well as pictures.
unless you're just pretending and are purposely trying to be annoying in reality

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>>163752303
Faggot shut up...

>>163752303
>>163752448
I want /ink/ to leave

>>163752428
>unless you're just pretending and are purposely trying to be annoying in reality
He is.

>>163752097
>>163752201
>>163752320
>>163752448
>>163752553
>No comments
>All 4chan filenames
>All the most common pictures of Callie on /ink/
Well boys, looks like we've got one of those cases on our hands.

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These are the best pictures Callie. I will stop now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OlqQIURbX4
>japan only

>>163752770
Nintendo happy meal toys are not that uncommon.

>>163752909
>>163753372
Stop.

>tfw the only third party developers that understood the Wii U hardware was Platinum Games, Criterion and Shin'en Multimedia

I wonder what the Wii U situation would have been if third parties actually cared from the start

>>163751975
Source?

>>163754491
>Criterion
Don't remind me of the shitfest that was that game's development.

>>163755325
what is this?

>>163755775
Pokemon

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Is BotW finally going to have some decent challenge since Zelda I and II?

Also, thanks for killing /ink/, Calliefag.

>>163755325
Chicken-chan is the best Pokégirl.

Anyone have the latest Wii U chart of current games?

http://www.forbes.com/sites/panosmourdoukoutas/2016/12/25/bitcoin-investors-should-send-a-thank-you-note-to-indias-modi-and-venezuelas-maduro/

>>163752320
>Calle shares her food with you
>actually a big as a piece to try instead of a little bite
How is she so perfect?

>>163752770
Ken

>>163754491
We would have had games. They kept saying the Wii U was outdated, using GameCube architecture. So did we have developers complaining that they had 15 years of documentation and experience with the architecture yet didn't know how to make a simple multiplat?

Tbh I think it was just an effort to sabotage Nintendo yet the 3DS happened to be a great success.

>>163760576
The NX is outdated too and uses a shitty tetra chip and custom android platform

>>163760576
callie gives away all her food because shes anorexic

>>163760643
Every console existent is outdated, no matter the circumstances, by simply because they are not PC.

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Which one do I take for my first playthrough?

>>163760963
except playstation 4

>>163761152
Refuse

>>163761152
Hoshido

>>163760963
PC are overpriced shit and games have fragmentation issues working on many types of hardware/drivers/OS. Have older than 2year parts? Its done for.

PlayStation 4 doesn't have that problem so devs can overlyoptimize. It was released in 3+ years ago and is still awesome.

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sorry /nintyg/

this is the future you chose

>>163762043
I chose bitcoin so I can be rich and buy Nintendo so I can sue splatoon faggots for copyright infringement

>>163760886
Shut up.

Also, it's so fucking comfy how you just need the wii u console and it's power cord to just play anywhere. I set it up in my room and was playing The Simpsons on the game pad screen while in bed.

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Well /nintyg/
who would win?

>>163762443
you realize a squid is a gelatinous blob while bitcoin has a very real power to spark a revolution?

>>163751649
/ink/ is absolutely one the worst thing to happen to this general since the merge.

>>163756215
>>163756310
>>163756423
>>163756527
>>163756627
you're no better than /ink/ spamming squids you retard

>>163761152
revelation and hoshido are literal garbage
nohr is the only real choice if you're not 14

>>163762636
>neckbeards who buy bitcoins
>starting a revolution
good joke anon
you have to find a way to get them out of their moms basement first

>>163763106
>steam takes bitcoin
>steam users are neckbeards
OK

>>163763243
>PC MUSTARD RACE uses bitcoin
>it must be legit
anon you're on fire today

>>163763243
>steam users are neckbeards
yeah

For the last few months in Splatoon I have been running into games of turf war where most people aren't doing anything but getting together and flopping. A lot of times with people on my team, I assume they are friends or whatever. Is it just "lol so epic" or what is the deal? They will do it game after fucking game and was so bad I had to get off turf war the other day. My team still wins because I'll kill them but it's annoying I want to play actual games, this always happened occasionally but now I guess the game is dead enough that people just kind of fuck around in turf war (but like, I still don't get why they do it, just flopping and losing games )

I got a $35 gift card for the eshop and I'm considering buying Style Savvy Fashion Forward. I really loved Trendsetters and if if it's as good I'd probably get a ton of play time out of it, plus it seems really well suited to being directly on the 3DS itself. How does Fashion Forward compare?

>>163763679
its a squid party dude. just get in a different lobby after the game

>>163763679
>>163763679
Think of the key demographic for splatoon- 8-12 year olds.

>realize i have RSI, start wearing bandage
>sudden burning desire to play splatoon
why

>>163764190
This is also the main marketing demographic for PlayStation users.

Basically it's just kids having fun the wrong way.

>>163764354
psvr is illegal for kids under 12 to use so your logic is flawed

literally all video games have children players.

>>163764871
but child players are the key demographic for splatoon where ps4 games target college kids with good taste.

>>163764956
I am not on either side of this argument. I am just stating that whether you're playing Splatoon or you're playing Grand Theft Auto, a child somewhere is playing it at the same time.

>>163765259
Yep but GTA has guns. Splatoon has paint. Its obvious what normal kids will play. Only welfare children with no parents play GTA

>nintyg is so insecure about their self worth that they blame their problems on 'invaders'

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I just finished Ocarina of Time for the first time.
I think that Gannondorf/Ganon fight is my favorite boss fight out of the games now

>>163765414
if that were true the wii u would've sold a hell of a lot more.

>>163764805
12 year olds are children.

>>163765809
Hello newfag.

>>163765853
I still haven't even played it

>>163754491
I'm sure if they knew amiibos would sell like crazy they would've jumped on a lot sooner

>>163766640
shoulda bought an amiiqo

>>163765985
most of america is welfare babies.

>>163766194
man what a nice contribution to the thread.

>>163766640
When are we getting the last sm4sh amiibos

>>163767538
see
>>163766906

>>163767617
That scam can't do anything about unreleased amiibo retard

>>163768121
>scam
It's legit and it'll probably have the latest amiibos shortly before they release like they've been doing

>>163756404
anyone? pls

>>163768121
It came preloaded with rob robot before it was released. You can hexedit amiibos and all the ids are known. What amiibo exactly are u looking for, retard?

>>163768384
>latest amiibos shortly before they release
They havent been close to release yet so it wouldnt work thats the point

>>163768546
except they have, hell it launched with unreleased amiibo

>>163768536
They dont have to make the AI for each one? Bayo

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Reminder not to reply to the shitposter named Babt.

>xenoblade sucks
>3ds is for babies
>bitcoin
>ps4/vita have good games
Etc.

>>163768935
Nah NFC tags are small. Like a few hundred kb small. All it does is says hey this tocuhed me with this id and this checksum. Hell you dont even need an amiiqo

https://newagesoldier.com/make-your-own-amiibo/

>>163769802
>https://newagesoldier.com/make-your-own-amiibo/
So I dont need anything other than an android and blank nfc chips and can have my own amiibo? Can I put a copy of a real amiibos data on it to train it by travelling easier?

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>>163769802
>hey guys these are my amiibos

>>163770359
Yep. http://nfc-bank.com also has every bin file ready to go. You can also search around amiiqo fours for the tools to edit amiibo stats and shit

>>163770814
look better than mass produced nintendo shit. u r also thinking small - u could put it on a dragon dildo and fuck your 3ds, fagggot

Specter Knight campaign when

Got "new 3DS XL" for Christmas from grandma (I know, I am 30, but they insist on asking what I want still

Holy shit, the 3D screen on this is WAAAAAY better than the old one. Totally worth the upgrade for those on the fence about the new 3ds

I want to find 3d movies online and download them to literally use the 3ds xl as a poorfag 3d movie player

anyone tried that?

>>163776338
I got a ps4vr. 3d is shit.

give me a good anime to watch /nintyg/

>>163779367
jojo
the tatami galaxy
ping pong: the animation
space dandy
nge if you haven't yet for whatever reason
sayonara zetsubou sensei
inferno cop

>>163779367
lain

>>163779367
Keijo

I'm playing some Xenoblade Chronicles X while I've got some free time and I can not pick a weapon to settle on for the life of me. They all seem equally interesting at the point I'm at right now. What are some of the more fun weapons worth sinking time end effort in to?

If it helps, I usually play rogue/ranger/ or monk where available in other RPGs.

>>163779367
Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon.
The only thing bigger than the breasts is the plot.

What 3DS games have a good New Game+?

>>163783024
All good ng+ games are on vita m8

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What website do you recommend to download 3ds games? I used to like mega3dsroms.blogspot.com but it hasn't been updated in a while.

Mega links would be nice.

>>163783716
Use freeshop
http://www.3dsiso.com also works but freeshop is better for most stuff

>>163783716
>>>/vg/hbg

>>163783716
fuck off, literally worse than squidposters

>>163784768
>there are people who unironically pay for 3ds games
Topkek m8 we are in the golden age of 3ds piracy. How much of a nintentoddler do you have to be to pay for fucking 3ds games?

>>163785212
r u underage

>>163785212
(Anon said this post was a joke)

LKD tranny did an AMA on reddit and >neogaf has a summary of the "new" stuff she's revealed about the upcoming Switch event for people who are interested: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227222073&postcount=4863

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>>163785408
>>163785495
>this triggers the nintentoddler

>>163785760
get a job

>>163785760
no, you literally type like you're underage. this is an 18+ website, so please leave

I don't give a shit whether you pirate or not, but if you're just going to be obnoxious about it, then you can fuck off back to /v/.

>>163785889
>being a wagecuck
>>163785910
im probably older than you m8

>>163785760
it only triggers me because you have X and Y which are the worst pokemon games

>>163786043
>expecting the person youre talking to is 18+

its plausible that youre young, but you sure are stupid

What should I pirate, Pokémon Sun or Moon?

>>163786801
Moon has goodra

>>163773336
Bitcoin to NX challenge users rejoice.

>>163786043
>pirate
>defends being a retarded neet
every
single
time

>>163787562
Be a good goy and work for your jew overlords ;^}

>>163787690
Enjoy fading away into nothingness while the rest of us have fun experiencing a true human life.

>>163787562
I know rite? They shoulda bought a bitcoin so they coulda bought a whole game library

I farted and shulk came out

>>163787979
>working is experiencing a true humans life
The jews really did good work on you goy

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god i wish i was phi

My wiiu hurts

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>never heard of Pinterest until today
>found shitloads of Splatoon art I've never seen
Neat.
Will /ink/ have its own general again once there's more info on Splatoon 2?
Or are we waiting for release?

>>163789598
There is no splatoon 2 just splatoon 1 reduced nx edition

>>163789718
Hence the new models and body proportions, camera angles and lighting engine right?
They'll change all the hitboxes for a port, right?

>still have eshop credit from yearly generosity anon unused

What do I even buy?? Nintendo released NOTHING this year

>>163789991
P I C R O S S 3 D R O U N D 2

>>163789991
I mean Sun and Moon was pretty good and I don't even like Pokemon.

>>163789834
Oh wow that all sounds like great upgrades worthy of a $60 game which is online only and has life of 3 months.

Is splatoon worth buying now? Not at all. Any other future splatoon game is not worth buying either without major changes outside models and hitboxes.

>>163789834
what was shows during the switch reveal probably wasn't in game footage
>>163789598
we'll probably go back when the new games comes out

How often are these eshop sales? I just got my 3ds so I'm feeling kinda reluctant to blow even more money right now on this

>>163790781
never. and when the sales do come, they're shit. if you want to save money, buy your games physical.

>>163790781
I'm sorry you bought a 3ds this late in its lifespan. I would omit that info in the future if you do not want to be laughed at.

>>163790846
i'm looking at ace attorneys which aren't sold physical

>>163790894
wew nice general you got here

>>163790958
3ds is for babies

>>163790958
I'd just buy it

>>163790958
>i'm looking at ace attorneys which aren't sold physical
They are on sale literally right now, unless it already ended.

>>163791096
fuck it, i'll just go for it

Splatoon feels like a freetoplay game

>>163791473
I have always felt this.

>>163791473
it'd work pretty well.

>>163791523
Me too! Like the game should be free you could pay for the roller, or cool clothing like on miitomo

>>163791610
I'd be poverty stricken within the week if this was true.

>>163791810
But the game would be free. So $60 would probably buy the whole original release set of stuff.

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Just wanna kiss her

>>163792841
Just want you out of my general

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>>163793073
Well fine!! I dont want your stinking thread!! Ypu probably wish i was never born!!! I hate it here!

>>163793236
>Ypu probably wish i was never born!!!
you hit the nail on the head

>>163793236
You are probably a 12 year old faggot

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I want to fuck April May in the tits!

>>163795837
You are a 12 year old faggot.

>>163796425
Huh?

>>163796648
Only an immature faggot would want tits to fuck. I want to bend her over and without lube fuck her asshole so hard the next time she shits it will look like a fleshlight

>>163796819
But I'm almost 30...

>>163796880
And you are an immature faggot

>>163797072
You're the only immature one here.

>>163798272
This from a porn game?

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>>163798772
Sadly not

Reminder that Nintendo > Babt

Also friendly reminder that the best multiplayer game of this gen, Devils Third, will be going offline in 3 days.

So my favorite feature on 3ds is the streetpass mii plaza, and I have all the new minigames, but should I get the $5 upgrade? I don't get streetpasses that often, and I'm afraid the 3ds will be replaced soon. But I love the streetpassing so much that the purchase may be worth it. I'm not sure...

>>163798272
>>163799324
>>163799590
>>163799460
>>163799941

Grow up

>>163801578
3ds is dead RIP
NX will be DOA RIP
Nintendo will make more Mario run type games RIP

>>163801775
>Next Nintendo portable system is a cellphone
Would buy.

>>163801578
What do you get with that update?

>>163802052
Sony already have phones that remote play ps4 games. Nintendo is a copycat

>>163802098
Keeps track of birthdays, lets you store 100 streetpasses (basically the only one that matters), VIP room (filter through streetpassed miis), play game music while 3ds is in sleep mode (worthless), select which types of greetings you get to see.
Really, the only important one is the 100 mii storage, and the birthday thing is kinda cool. I've held off because I never get streetpasses, and 3ds streetpass hype died after the first year. I was wondering if Nintendo would somehow carry over streetpass data and features to whatever next system comes out, because it asks you to complete some impossible tasks. I think the math showed that you wouldn't be able to complete all the achievements even if you streetpassed 10 people every day for 10 years (predicted based on the other accomplishments, nobody has actually unlocked these accomplishments). So that's why I'm considering it, but it seems a bit unrealistic.

>>163802975
I doubt you'll be getting many streetpasses after the Switch releases.

>>163804631
That thing looks like no one will buy it to be honest. It definitely doesn't look like a portable console replacement. It's battery life is probably 6 hours max.

>>163804982
Its a nvidia shield portable. But 3ds has been dead nobody carries then because they get stolen on the subway by tracking WiFi signals.

>>163801578
I've spent $5 on way way worse things. go for it, anon.

@babt

You seem kinda upset today, do you really need to use a different IP for every single post you make?

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not sure if this anon is here, but i finished your squid, my wrist started hurting so it's a bit shit/late. drawing this made me realize how truly fresh the black inky rider is
night night, /nintyg/

>>163807481
>keeping same IP more than 5minutes
what are you, a newfag?

The plastic controllers on the switch look like they are going to break right off

>>163807730
good job
good night

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Why was Devil's Third so hated?

I didn't play through it completely, but from what I've played, it's a pretty decent action game. It plays like a hybrid of a third-person action hack & slash and a cover shooter TPS. Yes, the graphics/presentation lacks polish, but I've seen worse looking games. I'd say my biggest complaint is the camera/aiming. It's fucking atrocious. Besides that, the gameplay/combat is pretty alright, the boss fights are pretty challenging, and the story is pants-on-head retarded (which, for me, is part of the appeal. Who plays Japanese action games for the gripping award-winning writing?)

Never played any of the online, but I heard that was pretty solid, too. Based on what I played so far, I'd give Devil's Third a 7/10. And okay game with room for improvement.

The afraid the switch will not work away from home without a subscription service

>>163809123
I'm ready for Nintendo to announce some sort of Nintendo Network Plus/Gold
the problem is you know it's going to be shit rather than something decent

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>>163783716
>I came in the building

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>>163783716
Which episode is that? seems like I'd be able to jack off to this

>>163810705
Can you try jacking it to petite college age sluts instead of pixels drawn in mspaint?

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>>163802889
But Nintendo had the idea back in 2001.

>>163804982
The 3DS has like a 6 hour battery life already...

>>163809071
You're rating it higher than most reviewers did.

If you didn't play online then you really missed out. Devils Third has this huge game play mechanic with the parkour that is never really used in the single player.

And I'll tell you why it failed in abother post.

>>163809479
You get Nintendo Online credits by sharing your game with friends. The more hours they play the more credits you get for online.

Trust me, I work for Sega.

>>163811772
>nintendo
>not charging $60 for every game every time
Quality gor shitpost

>>163812226
>not buying Nintendo selects for $20 each
>not buying goty games like Star Fox Zero and Wooly yoshi for $30

how much do you think Switch games will cost? $40? $60? Something else?

I'm placing my bets on $60 since the new gimmick is "console quality" on the go.

>>163812453
Ps4 remote play already has console quality games on the go

>>163811772
Sony let's you share games with friends for free with coop gaming

>>163812669
I know this is a shitpost, but I didn't mean to imply that the Switch would emulate console quality well. That's just the new gimmick.

>>163812889
U r shitposter

>>163813127
nou I play GTA and am not on welfare

Fix the splatoon sequel.
>remove chargers
>can't jump while firing
>moray-a-bye-bye

>>163813510
So ur an adult?

>>163813663
>>remove chargers
"no"
>>can't jump while firing
I can't really argue that. Those jumpin japs can really start to get annoying.
>>moray-a-bye-bye
git

>>163813663
>remove squids
>change paint with guns and nades
>allow voice chat

>tfw no Steins;Gate 0 for switch

>>163812453
$60 sounds about right, but I'm hoping they're $40-$50 because that is really the sweet spot for new (quality) games.

>>163812870
Only if you have a good connection.

>>163813663
Git gud.

>tfw I can always go 1 on 1 with japs and win
>of course unless some bullshit maneuver happens

>>163814012
I have the best fiber internet because I'm not a pleb.

>>163814012
Or you just set anothrr console as primary and download al their games then take it offline

http://ign.com/wikis/playstation-4/How_to_Game-Share_with_Family_and_Friends

>>163813663
Make the game actually good.

>>163790095
Bought this to play on airplane out to folks' for holidays on the 21st and have played 27 hours since. Best 3DS timesink ever

why are OPs so shit tier lately not posting essentials after OP

>>163815329
Calliefag is getting too big for his britches and keeps trying to steal OP duties from mamma mia even though he mamma sucks at it

>Still no information about this weeks download update for Europe.
Stupid christmas.

>>163817475
It was the Christmas sale. Get Ace Attorney Trilogy it's really cheap.

Randall fucks dogs

>>163817768
That was last week. I'm talking about this week's update due on Friday. They usually announce it in advance (around about Monday where I am) and I want to know what's being added to the shop and if anything else is going on sale before I decide if I'm grabbing anything from this sale.
And besides, I've already got the Ace Attorney Trilogy. I'd get Dual Destinies but I've only just started Apollo Justice for the first time so I can just wait for the next time it goes on sale.

Can we all agree the Wii U has the best web browser?

>>163814795
That would imply the ps4 has games to download.

>>163818176
>no octogf

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>>163820073
switch direct in january, Octolings are playable and hangout in your AnimalCrossing-like apartment in spla2n

>>163820226
>Octolings are playable and hangout in your AnimalCrossing-like apartment in spla2n
You wish, my man.

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>>163821084
it could happen, just like how everyone was convinced there would be tentacle styles and pants

I feel very sorry for anyone who plays splatoon still.

Any word on Yokai Watch 3 being localized?

>>163823737
I don't think so.

It's been out in Japan for quite a while. I think even as far back as #2 being localized.

Good luck.

>>163822654
Hey now, Splatoon still has a nice arcade single player mode, mini games, weird soundtrack.

Also
There's those extra challenges and minigames locked behind DLC*

The hockey one sucks because I don't know how to play it properly.

The Rhythm One seems to have to challenge or point besides being a jukebox which is good.

The jumping and racing game are still the best.

It's cool how they're supposed to be "squidworld" Famicom games.

>tfw too dumb for Professor Layton.

>>163827771
Use the tip coins. They're sometimes hidden in objects.


at least in the first game.

>>163828680
I'm hoarding them for later.

Hey look the Switch even got leaked!!!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MOlzz3s4jnik8lKLjNa8vLPyEFv35jNqqdJghIEk4mg/preview?pageId=115951320462774396361

>>163828915
>The second philosophy is to go after the "New Casual". To paraphrase was Iwata conceptualized, the Wii was the "Old Era of Casuals". In that era, few people were playing games due to the complexity and thus the Wii was designed hardware and software to bring people in. The "New Casual" are players who love both simple games like Tetris and deep games like Call of Duty and Final Fantasy.
>deep games like Call of Duty and Final Fantasy.
Stopped reading right here.

>>163829068
It gets better though, believe it or not

>>163829090
>>163828915
Did you work very hard on this?
I hope you didn't.

>>163830325
Sadly I can't claim credit. I found it from a youtube vid and I thought the thing was endlessly amusing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KtGG6ssEXI

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I'm playing Super Mario 3D Land and I want to get the sparkle file, to get it I need to not die more than 5 times on a single main world level right?

I'm curious, if I die 4 times in a level and then come back to collect a star I missed and then die once does that ruin my chance at a sparkle file?

And also, if I get every star without dying and get a sparkle file, do I keep that forever? Or if I then go and replay the game for fun and die a few times do I just lose it.

>>163831937
I dunno, pige.

>>163833161
What?

>>163833267
squeeeeee!

>>163824291
>Splatoon has single player
Nice joke

>>163834682
Yeah, just use the manhole and you'll go into the single player mode.

>>163836417
And it lasts about 5 minutes

>>163837443
>Buying Bitcoin
>Buying NX
>Buying anything Nintendo
Mega cuck detected

>>163837801
Pirate it you super cuck

>>163837940
Yeah cuz wiiu even has iosu right?

>>163838042
It does

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What's the best way of playing oot in 2016?

>>163840603
The one you personally like better.

>>163840603
3DS

>>163840603
It never hurts to play the original format of a game as your first experience with it.

>>163840603
just play the 3ds version

>>163841942
Have you tried using a n64 on an hdtv,? Its terrible and unplayable.

>>163840903
>>163842039
Why the 3ds version? Does it have stuff the others like the Wii and Wii U virtual console versions doesn't have?

>>163842234
>hdtv
>original format

>>163796819
>fucking a girl in the asshole because it's more mature

C.S Lewis was right

>>163842592
And who has a fucking sdtv tube TV chilling around? Only poor assed plebs.

>>163837443
Halving History Suggests Bitcoin’s Price Is Heading for $11,210

https://news.bitcoin.com/halving-history-suggests-bitcoins-price-is-heading-for-11210/

3 friends seems low. How about NX for you and everyone in your family challenge? Or NX and a car so you can play portable outside moms basement?

>>163842858
Retard

>>163842464
Never play Wii U N64 Virtual Console shit. They look terrible and have latency. 3DS version is superior to the original mostly because it looks better. There's no reason to play the original if you own a 3DS. If you don't own a 3DS, just emulate it on your computer.

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>>163807730
OR here. This looks fucking great! I love the expression and your art, even if your wrist is hurting. I don't know how, but you just captured the feeling my squid has to feel through S+ rank.

I like it. Thanks, noseanon.

>>163796819
Can't you have both?

>>163843567
What? Older consoles rely on a 4:3 interlaced picture that displays below a 640x480 res.

Modern TVs are 16x9 progressive and incapable of lower than 640x480 native.

>>163846828
>sdtv tube TV chilling around? Only poor assed plebs

are you guys ready for the nintendo talk at ccc

>>163848152
Yeah. Rich folks dont hoard. Only the poorest of the poor do- the poor assed plebs

>>163848583
the what what at what?

>>163848930
https://fahrplan.events.ccc.de/congress/2016/Fahrplan/events/8344.html
there's also a gameboy one i'm actually more interested in since i've been playing around with a gb debugger lately

>>163848654
Retard

>>163848152
I havent seen a tubetv in 10+ years

>>163850451
I know right? My 80+ yr old grandma even has a ledtv

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Went to a casino a few days ago, somehow got 2 streetpasses while there

>>163850747
Thieves use stuff to emulate strretpass to triangulate your signal. Subways and casinos are prime shady areas. You are lucky you wernt mugged.

I am planning to get DQVIII and Woolly World for 3DS.

Fucking Wii U piece of shit is dead, literally a Smash machine for me at this point.

I hope Nintendo doesn't shit the Switch heh.

>>163848654
>>163846828
>he's never gone to a thrift store/craigslist/garage sale/etc to get an old tv
>he doesn't play pre-Wii era video games
shaking my head to be honest

>>163840603
don't bother, it isn't a good game

>>163851062
You do know Nintendo did it officially, right?

>>163807730
looks like shit, take it back to your own general

>>163851415
I only emulate older consoles using retroarch and accurate pixel perfect vs interlaced dependant emulators. Then I use 8BitDo controllers, or actual console-usb adaptors.

>>163851445
explain further

>>163851646
>I only emulate
so you mean to say that you're a poor assed pleb?

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>tfw Yooka Laylee was supposed to be the Swan Song for Wii U

>It got cancelled

>>163851674
they did it at mcdonalds and stuff

>>163851770
for why?

>>163818176
>>163820226
>>163822070
Jesus, can you fuck off? This isn't your general, literally the one thing we said when you came here is that you can't just dump squid pictures and shit up the thread.

>>163851959
>we
lol fuck off, i've never been to /ink/, never played splatoon and it's fine
because you know
it's a nintendo game in nintendo general

>>163852103
>>163852103
good morning, callie! the long awaited new /ink/ thread is here!

>>163851415
>he goes to garagesales or thrift stores
wowwww u r poor

>>163851760
do you even know how good of as machine u need for accurate retroarch emulation? hint it is more than u can afford

>>163852178
All splatoon shit is now offtopic and no longer welcome here

Nintendo should pander to gamergirls more

They can do lots of profit.

>>163852532
Splatoon is Nintendo.

>>163852834
Then hbg should be Here too because piracy is nintendo

>>163854038
And it is. You complain about that as well, remember?

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>come here for occasional squid talk
>can't stand the one anon who won't stop moaning about nintendo
>his posts make up like half the general because his bait always works

>>163854516
>>his posts make up like half the general because his bait always works
He's been responding to himself lately, and a lot.

>>163854610
Haha ok

Where did we meet before just like this

>>163857614
You tried to get me to scan your ass with my 3ds saying the dragon dildo in youcontained a rare amiibo NFC tag.

I didnt believe you then you farted and shulk came out. To this day this baffles me.

so I got a new nintendo 3Ds and the charger wont be here until next week
is there a way to charge this thing with USB or the charger is the only way?

>>163859502
There's probably some sort of third party USB adapter, but I'm not sure. Do you have a friend or someone that would let you borrow their charger?

>>163859502
I wouldn't admit you just bought a 3ds. Its cringeworthy

>>163851762
I knew it was cancelled when the last bit of footage they showed was from the PS4. I think E3 or some other games show.

None of my money will go to these fucks unless the Switch version is the definite version.

Also
>tfw you didnt back the project
Thank goodness.

>>163852532
Stop. This is my general and I says what goes. Splatoon content is 100% allowed.

>>163854516
There's a few new people here so they just need to get accustomed to not replying.

It's hilarious seeing babt get burned tho. The point of shit posting is to not end up sounding like the idiot of the discussion.

>>163859502
No, unless you have a 3Rd party USB charger.

>babt
>burned
I see 0 known cases

>>163860169
i will buy nintendo and change splatoons name to garbageshit in Japanese so it can no longer be discussed on sfw boards.

>>163861569
Nice shitpost imposter. Id just give squidsisters dicks!

fuck /ink/
fuck b*bt
fuck gor

>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

>>163862701

>PLAYAN
Just finished playing Strider and Half-Life 2. looking for something else to play.
>WATCHAN
Friday the 13th Part III.
>LISTENAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ
>EATAN
Rice.
>DRINKAN
Tropicana.
>FAPPAN
Been looking for some asian mother - daughter action but can't find anyway.
>FEELAN
Thinking 'bout what to do.

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Is Nintyg ready for VirtualBoy 2?

>>163860169
>Stop. This is my general and I says what goes.
Since when, fag?

>>163863398
Mobile displays have only a 60hz refresh rate. With vr setups like this it splits it to 30hz per eye and reduced resolution. It causes motion sickness real bad.

>>163862701
>playan, watchan, listenan
Hatoful Boyfriend
>eatan
macarons
>drinkan
coffee
>fappan
maybe later
>feelan
eh

>>163862701
>>PLAYAN
Picross 3D Round 2
>>WATCHAN
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Dragon Ball
>>LISTENAN
Joanna Newsom - Divers
>>EATAN
cookies from christmas
>>DRINKAN
water
>>FAPPAN
gor
>>FEELAN
ok

>>163863398
Switch will be VirtualBoy 3 you fucking cutie

I'm excited for the Switch presentation next month, but why can't they have these demo stations in every state? Sony did it right with having PSVR stations at tons of Best Buys.

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Bump and reminder.

Noob here but what the fucks a babt?

>>163865324
Because Sony is for adults and adults go to bestbuy. Nintendo would have to show the switch at toys-r-us to hit their target demographic.

>>163867514
bestt buy doesn't even accept bitcoin dont they
it's just as bad as toys r us and nintendo

So I bought my brother a copy of Mario Kart 8 for Christmas but it crashes on startup after a couple seconds of driving noises.The disc looks fine so I'm not really sure what the problem is. Is there any way to fix this? I already tried deleting and reinstalling the update.

>>163867173
Babt is our resident shitposter. You will recognize him from such classics as "bitcoin", "3ds is for babies" and "I play PS4 and fuck petite college girls". Pay him no mind.

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>>163867607
you can just use a bitcoin credit card like swift I think its called. Or buy gift cards. Bestbuy is more sophisticated where college kids chill to watch the game. Of course they will have mature systems. Toysrus is where adults leave their kids to hopefully get stolen.


Also wtf how was this wrong

>>163865324
>Sony did it right with having PSVR stations at tons of Best Buys.
Not in my fucking country they didn't.
>Only had demos in the capital cities for each state for only two days each.
I wanted to trial PSVR but I'm not going on a 6 hour round trip on a train just for a ten minute demo.
Now because I couldn't demo it, I'm definitely not buying a PSVR until Ace Combat 7 comes out.

>Nintendo is actually discounting Super Mario Bros on the Virtual Console this week.
Have a stumbled into some sort of parallel dimension?

>>163868123
>babt can't turn the captcha setting on
I'm not surprised

>>163868130
How's it feel to live in a 3rd world country? Come to america our air tastes like freedom. Oh you cant because your a filthy immigrant and Trump is #1!

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>>163868745
Your cheeses alone are enough reason to avoid ever going to your country.

>>163868613
cookies are only good for tracking you so I dont use them.

>>163868937
>using a web browser at all

>>163869085
I use to only use lynx but I switched so I could see your splatoon art! Its so good.

>>163867059
I paid $40 for a preorder from amazon which I will cancel if they delay it once. Then I'll buy skyrim 2 on ps5vr+

>>163869235
wox thx

>>163867710
Faulty disc.

>>163868367
>not already having super Mario bros
>not having it on nearly every system
>no having it on pc emus
>not having Super Luigi Bros from NES Remix (or was it 3D world?)

Also i still want to import some more Popeye fashion magazines from Japan and the latest Kuniokun.

>>163870808
import american Popeye or be deported terrorist scum

>>163870808
Luigi Bros was 3D World
Super Luigi Bros was NES Remix

>>163871320
>Sony has the rights to make Pope ye cartoons
>even though Popeye is technically public domain in all the world except USA because of Disney lobbying

Who is the terrorist now?

>>163871434
Mario Bros. Is one of my favorite games and I really love the wacky physics and speed of Luigi Bros.

Someone should just rip that game and put it on cartridge.

>>163871715
I'm pretty sure it's been ripped already and floating around as a rom you can play in emulators. And if you can't find it online, you can probably just rip it yourself if you hack your Wii U.

I know someone already ripped the eShop version of Super Mario Advance 4: SMB3 with the e-Reader levels.

>Trying to grind up the last massive amount of money I need for a level 50 Skell so I can finish this game already.

I heard Sony owns everything cool because they themselves are cool

>>163787979
>Enjoy fading away into nothingness while the rest of us have fun experiencing a true human life.

holy shit, isnt that what you, me and everyone else is doing? I mean you gotta see that were just some yeast breeding on some moist rock in space which scale is unfathomable even if you see the numbers, our solarsystem the galaxy the local cluster the observed universe its all so big and it just keeps going and going theres always another layer like onions and like ogers we live in our small swamp eating our grubs and yelling at our neighbor donkey, until our swamp is no more.

>also jewing your life away for money and believing its not slavery but actually something a good goy must do.

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I don't know if any of you guys are here presently, but I hope you're all doing well
Melbourne is pretty sweet
Isn't worth a pinch of shit next to Perth though

>>163874114
Look at those hands, does she have cancer?

>Defeated the final boss of XCX.
I love my Vita but I had to defeat this one.
Hopefully I find out what the fuck is going on during these next cutscenes.

>Choose to ask Elma what the fuck is going on because there is a lot of very important unanswered questions like "What the fuck is going on with this lifehold core and where are our original bodies that we've been searching for the entire time we've been on Mira and what the hell are these lies that Lao was talking about."
>Lin: "lol dude lighten up, it's not that important we just beat up a bad guy let's celebrate woo"
Lin is the most annoying obnoxious character in this entire game and yet you're stuck with that stupid bitch for the entire main story.