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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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>>163711342
that table taunt for heavy is really weird honestly
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>>163711550
Don't be silly goy
Buy the taunt
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>>163711065
i can't take the knot yet
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ok /tf2g/, what should i name my noble amassment of hats

2 decides
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>>163711670
Poor and Irish
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>>163711670
Noble Amassment of Shit
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What did valve gift tf2 players this christmas?
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>>163711732
nice

I was going to try for "noble amassment of feces" but then you posted
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>>163711803
The same shit as every other year. The sock with freebies in it like a paint, BP expander, Name/Desc tags. Yada yada yada, Valve doesn't care enough for TF2
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>>163711906
thx
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>>163711732
goddamnit
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>>163711803
slightly better matchmaking
the usual stocking
that's about it
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>>163711906
I wish you could just wear the sock on your head, at least then the sock might have some value.
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>>163712258
thx
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>>163712309
Some value? The same sock every single person who launches TF2 gets for free?

Nahh
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>>163712118
9 decides description
go go go
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>>163712373
Hey, earbuds and halos still have some value despite everyone also having one of those for launching the game under certain circumstances.

I literally forgot what halos are for, I just know that I have one.
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>>163711065
Reminder
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>>163712463
Those are different

Oh, you're playing TF2 on a Mac? Have some earbuds
Oh, you don't idle for hours on end and cheat or whatever it was? Have a Halo
Oh, you play on Linux? Have a Penguin

The sock is literally "You own the game. Whether you got it at launch or today, have a sock on us with some goodies"
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>>163712414
it stinky
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>>163711065

Christmas is for jerks.
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>>163712414
nigger
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>>163712118
For the Shitbag who believes even his shit deserves a shit
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>>163712414
i want bbc
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>>163712829
t-thanks /tf2g/
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>>163711065
get the perfect family gift at bad-dragon.com

>>163712414
get the perfect family gift at bad-dragon.com
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>>163712829
>>163713050
big black caps
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I'm having a real problem, maybe someone feels the same way:

I got in a shit-talking contest with someone around Thanksgiving in some retarded community server. I would have thought I would have let it go by now, but I haven't. Every time I think I'm feeling good, I think 'Yeah but remember that one time?' and my whole day is ruined.

Does anyone else feel the same way about shit-talking or am I being autistic?
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>>163713196
you aren't autisitc, but you've got some problems you need to work out
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>>163713196
All you can do is try to be a better person from now on
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been out of the game for a minute, how shit is the Tesla Coil effect?
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>>163713760
Its pretty cool. people just shit on the newer effects.
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what up kiddo
wanna hear about how my epic 6s team had a blast destroying some fools today?
oh wait, ur probably too UNCOOL to even comprehend how awesome we are
whatever, do you still trade? i would be pretty sad if after years of playing this game all i learnt was the value of some cosmetic garbage and how to scam 12 year olds online
anyway, gotta merc now , cya later alligat0r
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>>163711609
[MERCHANT DETECTED]
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>>163712585
Come on guys, i need a 9
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>>163714013
*gives you a 9*
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>>163713279
I might, I wish I could talk to the guy and say I'm sorry. It would take a lot off my chest.

>>163713295
Yes, but I want to be a better person back then. It's a feeling that's been haunting me.
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>>163712585
"i won this back in 'nam you commies"
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>>163714013
gun
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>>163714013
Seconding >>163714271
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>>163714013
"I rolled a 9 and all I got was this lousy description"
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>>163714013
my waifu is shit
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I'm still not seeing a 9
You guys can do better than this
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>>163716089
there, you just rolled your own desc
"I'm still not seeing a 9, you guys can do better than this"
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>>163716148
But where's the fun in that
I want those certified quality tf2g rolls
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>>163716230
if 9, gabe is fat
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>>163716292
go and kill stupid niggers
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>>163716292
President Trump
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>>163716230
Go to http://boards.4chan.org/d for quality fun time
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>>163716292
I Love Asriel Dreemurr
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>>163716230
i love dragon knots :3
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for desc now
you niggas work fast
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>its another badwater game ruined by a spawncamping demo with three quickfix medics because the second spawn door doesn't fucking open until a few points have been capped for some fucking reason?!
>demo goes "gg ez" once the round ends
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who are the biologically female tf2gs
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>>163716230
>>163716609
"I want Asriel to jam his fat dreamy cock in my ass~"
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>>163716641
are you fucking kidding me
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fuckin hell post medics or whatever jeez
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>>163716292
careless whisper
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>>163716726
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¡a besta!
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>>163716726
lmao you are now the biggest furry faggot in all of the Brazilian servers
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>>163716832
Really thinking about it, Lone Survivor would be super nice on Medic.
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I am the reindeerest
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>>163717194
I am glad that's for pyro, sold mine for a good amount.
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>>163716726
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post your favorite fragmovie
ill start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gojLYwoLNw4
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>>163716726
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Merry Christmas
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reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
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>>163714013
Help, I can't stop sucking dicks!
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ded
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http://tf2r.com/k1p8n7c.html
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>>163720584
And nobody has gotten a nine for my roll yet
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What did you get for Christmas, /tf2g/?
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>>163721338
here's your 9, faggot
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>>163721371
chocolates and a bottle of alcohol
good haul
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*riggles*
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>>163721371
A dead dog on christmas eve
So i guess despair
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>>163721639
Fuck anon
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>>163721639
I feel ya
My grandfather died today so
Also my cat is getting put down in a day or two

not epic at all
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>>163721371
Run The Jewels 3vv
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>>163721741
Jesus christ dude, that's even worse, my condolences
Hope they were both good people
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>>163721869
They were
cat was a bit of a little shit though

It's whatever though, it's not the end of the world.

Hope your dog dieing didn't make you feel too torn up today. Christmas is absolutely terrible when some sort of death happens around it.
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>>163721371
a ps4, a tv for my room and an electric guitar
i'm very low maintenance and don't ask for a lot so i feel like i won't need any more christmas presents for like 5 or 10 years
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>>163721371
red text gunslinger and a strange pda
a nendriod of muh waifu
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>PSU is dead
>cant play videogames in christmas vacation
>by the time the new PSU arrives i will barely have any time to play
shittiest chr*stmas ever
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>>163721639
my dog died 2 days before christmas, so I know your pain anon. Breed and age?
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>>163723027
Some kind of cross between a charles spaniel and something else, old as fuck, we thought 15/16 years
He had been blind for an year and a half but didn't let it stop him at all, and was always upbeat even in his old age
It's a miracle he got so far, but it was still unexpected
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>>163721371
More pajamas. I get the same thing every year.
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>>163723284
sounds like they lived a full life. Hope you can find solace in that and try and be happy with the time you had with them.
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>>163721371
nothing
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>>163722514
>Got more than 20 dollars worth of gifts
>Probably around 500 dollars
>"Im relly low maintenance guys"
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>>163723760
i didn't ask for or expect any of it
i would have been fine with socks
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>>163721371
$20 steam card
$50 check
$10 cash
$50 card
shirt, sweater, pants, and some candy

But it's not like I needed anything. I want a new laptop though.
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Ok, last time you guys couldn't do anything right
Let's try again, this time the roll is filename
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>>163722514
Play a song for tf2g
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>>163725461
>7
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I still suck at TF2
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>>163725461
60% of the time it works everytime
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>>163725461
THAT'S NUMBERWANG
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>>163725461
Ha Ha! You're a Furry now!
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>>163725461
See, told ya' you suck
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>>163725461
>>163726342
reroll
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>>163725461
Eat at Joes
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>>163725461
its my pootis shootis gun :D :D
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>>163725461
I'm alive and you're not
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>>163725461

'lil chub
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>>163711342
It's going to be hilarious when people seeth about some literal who leech winning
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>>163726787
Good fucking job, finally
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What was for christmas din din /tf2g/
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>>163729495
homemade mac n cheese that i made
what did you have
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>>163729792
tamales and posole
jajaja
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>>163729495
Chicken with stuffing, rice pilaf. It was pretty nice.
http://tf2r.com/kblrjc0.html
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Fall damage was a mistake
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Kill
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explode is the better suicide command
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>>163731826
this
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Merry Christmas, anon.
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hello my name is jose.oliverio2003 say something nice about me now that i have joined your pub
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>>163732505
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>>163732627
>>163732505
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dead thread?
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>>163734910
Yeah lad
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>>163721371
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>>163721371
My steam broski gifted me Binding of Isaac. That's it for now.

>>163734910
Just at these hours, bro.
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>>163736379
>(You)
aww thanks anon <3
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>>163721371
30€ arcade stick
bidding on GTX 970 atm
and my PSU died
kinda crappy xmas t b h
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>>163736379
Lmao i forgot to write something.
We don't celebrate Chrismas in Russia. New year - thats is what everybody waiting for. I would get 50$ or something cause my family is really small and poor
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You fuckers ready for some motherfucking science?
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>>163737634
no
not really
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>it's a 0 rep leech wins an expensive item episode
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>>163738643
It's shouldn't be delivered 2bh.
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>>163738643
>>163738715
>its a tf2g gets salty about not winning a raffle episode
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>>163721371
Gift cards and new shocks for my vehicle, its pretty rad.
[spoiler/]also going to buy a ona with the extra money I received this Christmas
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>>163738643
>"A 0 rep leach? What the fuck!"
>"Oh wait, tf2r rep has nothing to do with one's presence in the general."
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>>163739047
Fuck on, leech, fuck on.
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>>163738643
>it's a anon gets cucked out of a expensive raffle once again episode
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>>163739047
t. Leech
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>>163739047
I've literally never seen this guy's name before. Who is he if he has such a great presence in the general?
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Dont worry
I am not delivering to this sick shill
- Vibrator
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>>163739047
>i post anonymously all the time and never join raffles and other social stuff more than once a year
>BUT I'M IMPORTANT TOO! NOT THE LEECH CAME FROM NOWHERE! NAH NAH NAH
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vibrator can i have the unusal instead i have postivie rankings! :)
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>>163739735
id? :D
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>>163739950
id/bord_of_canad >:D
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>>163739984
Nice try, Jew
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Who will enter xmas alone playing TF2 or family members?
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http://tf2r.com/kmg6m0n.html
explain this to newfag
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>>163740148
what did he mean by this
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Really makes you think
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>>163740243
>only played TF2 since May
Idler confirmed
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Thanks for the free item, now it's back to browsing /v/ :D
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>>163740782
>browsing v instead of browsing reddit
ew
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All my friends were playing overwatch.
It was on sale so I went for it.
Why was this so praised?
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>>163742307
Because people need to justified themself for buying clone of f2p game for 60$.
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>>163742307
Prolly because it's Blizz. I got it for Christmas and its been a fresh experience, but the meta is horrible. For all its comparisons to TF2, the game isn't as relaxing, fun, or deep.
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>>163742391
What's really getting my goat is the lack of a server picker and a scoreboard. I keep getting put onto 100+ ping servers. Maybe I don't get mechanics but it's really just not fun at all, just hitting skills and getting free kills.
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Tfw won bighead scraps
What a surprise
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wikihow: how to die instantly
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>>163742713
that's standard luck dude
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>>163742713
Just wash your fails away.
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>>163742814
wHTA THE FUCK
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>>163742902
He just edited the page source, young fella.
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>>163742902
>>163743068
You can delete any notification.
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>>163742713
Opening notifications lags my phone lmao
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opinion: fall damage should not be decided by RNG, and should be fixed quantities

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Fall_damage
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opinion: It literally doesn't matter
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>>163744309
it matters to competitive players, and if it doesn't matter to pubs, then it doesn't matter if they remove it. less RNG is always good in a competitive game
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>>163744357
Comp players don't take fall damage
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>>163744413
wrong though heaps of rollouts and playing as roamer ingen involve fall damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoM7SDAI1C4
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>mobile
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7 names it
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>>163747649
dave grohls microphone
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>>163747649
Zap zap mother fucker.
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>>163711249
Pyro is cute!
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>tfw to intelligent to play soldier
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>>163747649
>tfw to intelligent to name it
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>>163747649
John Lennons glasses cloth
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>>163747649
Kurt Cobain's brain's splatter
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>>163747649
post boipussy
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>>163747649
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAYVewyVWZc"
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>>163748427
Nice
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>>163748427
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>inb4 15 posts
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>>163749424
get your LOL on at 4chan.org/vg/tf2g
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guys I'm looking for a video from here titled "top memes" and it had dorite
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>>163749424
join my furry server
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>>163749424
Will ERP for items
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>>163749424
i <3 feet
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>>163749424
'oh my god consider suicide'
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>>163749424
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAYVewyVWZc
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>>163749723
Reroll
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>>163749424
i love girls with penises
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>>163749775
Reroll for adding 'fucking' like the image
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>>163749424
卐 SIEG 卐 HEIL 卐
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>>163750078
>>163749424
Please, use my boipussy
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>>163750078
>last digit is 8
There you go, your weapon name is '8'

otherwise 'lol... kid...'
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>>163749775
Spy mains are all the same person
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>>163750078
mk.II botkillers are the worst.
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>>163750078
Australium Rocket Launcher
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>>163750078
decapitated uncle dane
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>>163749775
kinda surprised the lady killer is unpainted
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Original loadout
Dont steel
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>>163750316
What would you even paint that wouldn't feel tacked on just for paints sake without interrupting spys team coloring?
I guess the buttons maybe, but those are barely noticeable. same with the shirt.
Making the tie/ruffle paintable would have worked I guess though.
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>>163716292

Rawr Medic xD :3
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>>163749424

Moan for heals xD
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>>163749424
kurt cobain's last pneumonia
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yfw suggester never delivered
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>>163718025
I'm stealing this look entirely
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Let play tf2 sometime.
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>tfw to intelligent too win rafael
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>>163752838
iktf
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>>163752751
>anime
>na
>wall of text
umm nah
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>tfw
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>>163742618
>>163742713
I woke up to those notifications, it was kinda nice.
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>>163755525
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>>163755525
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>>163755525
It'll have to do for now
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hey guys :^)
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>>163758110
>KE was won by someone who can't even work out how to take a screenshot
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>>163758110
>>163758202
>1 minute between
hmm
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>>163758279
But I can work out how to take a screenshot
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>>163758364
kek
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>>163758364
So you did actually reply to him. God you're retarded.
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>>163753206
My history from 2011 is just "you didn't win anything"
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>>163740243
>>163740273
>>163758202
>>163758364
https://youtu.be/zOPohCn_NW8
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SO i have 350 hours in this game but i'm confused on a few things

Are my sprays not showing up when i do valve server matches? I never see people's sprays.
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post comfy mercs
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>>163760901
I really want to like the new pyro sweater, but it clips with everything, so I think I'll just keep using the old one.
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>>163760901
Good loadout.
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>>163761207
ah
i see /tf2g/ named your self made hat
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>>163761987
Desc too.
Its fine though, I like you guys.
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>>163762185
>"quit laughing, I tried hard with this one"
top fucking kek

seriously though if I had made an item I sure as hell wouldn't let /tf2g/ name it, cool that you did tho
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>>163762952
Could have been a more agreeable roll, but I'm not really bothered.
When you roll you just accept whatever the roll is.
And I'm unlikely to delete or trade (as its not possible) my self mades.
So I let 4chan name it.
Not my jacket, but thats just because its pro ks.
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>>163760901
also comfy scout
rate
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>>163763340
Looks like a shitty street magician.
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>>163753206
>>163754336
Pretty much been like this for years now.
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>>163749424
i love sceptile feet
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>don't want to play the game anymore cause it's too hard
>can't refound it anymore
>can't just drop it cause paid decent price for it
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Can we all agree how market/trade listings has been the most cancerous thing Valve has ever introduced to promote their shitty app and authenticator?

I can't fucking stand the 2 week hold I need to go for trading my ref for a poncho, and in those 2 weeks the prices change again. I understand that a hacked account might lose muh unusuals, but they could've just made it opt-in for people that had those valuables.

I seriously think that authenticator alone has killed 80% of potential starting traders, because people don't want to put a code every time they log in just to get a hat.
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>>163749424
I'm a faggot AKA medic main
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>>163749424
The Kritzkrieg
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>>163749424
Nico nico nii!
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>>163764176
but tf2 is frei?
did you post in the wrong thread
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>>163749424
i'm a dirty heal slut
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>>163749424
>>163764043
reroll
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>>163749424
I only pocket spies
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>>163764368
> they could've just made it opt-in for people that had those valuables.

If I were them, I'd have it be semi-opt-in by default. For trades/sales above a certain value, force it, but I shouldn't need to approve selling a card for 10 cents, nor should I need to approve giving my friend a weapon.
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>>163764994
>>163765004

Will >>163749424 choose the reroll, or the post 10 seconds after! Tune in next episode to find out!
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>>163765205
Or he names it "reroll".
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>>163764368
Holy shit YES
I've seen NO ONE else fucking complain about it.

I don't have a fucking smartphone
I can't go through your shitty app steam, I fucking won't buy a smartphone just for it either.

Not only that, but the 2 week thing for selling shit on the market as well.
Fucking eugh, why does Steam have to push for such cancerous shit. Soon enough I won't be able to buy shit from the market without waiting 2 weeks and I won't be able to edit my profile without waiting for 2 weeks knowing how the retards at Vulva are
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>>163718794
no one fucking cares
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>>163765560
Blame scammers and hackers.
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>>163765560
It's cause everyone has a smartphone that they use 24/7 nowadays if you aren't from a shitty third world country.

How do you even keep in touch with your friends and family?

Get with the times grandpa.
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>>163732505
i didnt need that boner

and up till now even though i like loli id thought greymanns daughter wasnt like that. I was wrong tf2 pauling doujins when
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>>163765560
Even if you had a smartphone, you now have to give your phone number to a company that already stores enough of your personal info. That and I don't want to type a code every time I do anything.

Seriously, I'm amazed nobody is talking about this old thing. If the original post was a much longer rant I would've screencapped it.
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>>163765712
>>163765560
i bought a cheap smartphone just for steam trading and only turn it on for steam trading, my old phone is still my phone

why would i even use it , if i want internet i have my fucking PC
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>>163765712
I know you're probably fucking with me but seriously fuck off.
I have no use for a smartphone, I already have a laptop and a tablet. No fucking use for a smartphone. At all. Period.

It's shitty of Valve to try to force a smartphone app onto people when a lot of those people don't fucking have one and won't fucking get one soon either, even if it may be a small percentage of their userbase.

>>163765878
Steam can already get your...
>SSN
>Billing Info
>Address
>Real name
>Phone number
and...
>Your device information

And now with that nifty little app they can probably get hella more. Much Much MUCH more.
And yet NO ONE FUCKING CARES OR IS COMPLAINING since I guess they're just used to companies like Facebook and such fucking you in the ass with shit like that. On top of that, you KNOW Steam aint gonna go back on it. Even if the entire community bitched and moaned they wouldn't remove it.
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>>163766109
its not that theyre not listening on this one, the problem is theyre listening to the wrong people

theres much, much more bitching from 10 yr old CSGO kiddies who get scammed out of their entire inventory with the stupidest of tricks, its why /me got removed, and its why the phone thing is in , so when a scammer is banned, his number and ip are banned too.

Its shit for us, but they are listening, its just kiddos and their retard parents who think its no one but the kids fault whine louder
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>>163716625
>airblast without peeking the door all the way
>he has to reload eventually

Jeez you people don't even think about these problems
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>>163766678
They're listening to the people who complain the loudest and spend the most money.

> its why /me got removed

This was bullshit, though. I never used it, but they really need to have some sort of "friendship level" system to let us do things like this with people we've been friends with since 2006. I don't think they're doing a long con on me.
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>on hightower
>opponents have two snipers both wear pyrovision and birthday hat
>both use the piss rifle
>both taunt after kills
Im spooked
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>>163767157
you got into a good game
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>>163765462

He must name it ">>163764043
reroll", it's the best thing he can do.
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Holy fuck there are so many furies all of a sudden on the server i play the most like holy shit its like everybody but me suddenly became faggots.
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>>163768879
They are now calling each other autists and fighting over witch fandom is worse.
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>>163769039
do an autism check and insult Steven Universe and see how many reply
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>>163769341
I will.
Pray for me brothers and if i fall bury me in my cheap hats.
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>>163769416
They don't give a fuck about it.
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> A five-player clanstack on the enemy team gets BTFO by a shitter gibus-huntsman sniper who just keeps saying retarded shit about his penis

Is there any better feeling?
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>>163770132
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pootis play tf2

twitch tv hpqoeu
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>>163768879
>tfw I'm a furry who plays tf2
lol get owned

seriously tho just kick them if you want holy shit
I get kicked all the time just start a vote yourself
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>m-muh personal data!!! volvo 100% need them to... eh...do some things!!!!!!!!IM AN LE ONONYMOS!!!!
Seriously i glad trade hold is a thing. You deserve this.
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>>163770636
It was 1 me vs 27 fuck furys
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I ended up removing most fags that associate with fempyro bs from steams friends list, and a broken thumb if that counts as christmas gifts.
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>>163770650

You know a feature is shit when the pro feature is a strawman.

Data retention is literally the smallest complaint, the real one is having to have my phone nearby and put a retarded code every time I want to do anything.

I know this is bait but come on, at least work harder for your (You)s.
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>>163771960
why did you have them added in the first place
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>>163772643
It was a weird fucking time. I was indulging in oddities mostly out of curiosity.
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>>163771960
>I don't like fempyros
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>>163773042
IT WAS A WEIRD TIME OKAY!? IT WA BEFORE THE SHIT WAS MAIN STREAMED BY THE OBESE FILTH
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>>163773291
>I don't like obese filth fempyros
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>>163773410
>being a nigger harping on one persons problem that was five years ago
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>>163773559
>I DON'T HARP ON PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS THAT WERE FROM FIVE YEARS AGO
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>>163773628
well you are.
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why are these a set
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>>163774298
why not
:r
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>>163770636
How blatant are you? I rarely notice furries.
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>>163771960
>removing people for sexual preferences instead of purging the very long list of actual undesireables that includes but is not limited to prepubescent children, people you only added for trading purpose 3 years ago, people with vac bans, scammers, the guy who keeps begging you to buy his shitty unusual(s), and much much more
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>>163776539
Well my name is Asriel Dreemurr :3 so that should give you an idea of how fucking blatant I am with my cancer
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>>163777685
post peets
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DONT
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>>163778415
n-no
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BOMB
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>>163777685
Post steamid, I need friends who actually play TF2.
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>>163779143
TURKEY
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>"spy as me"
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>>163781663
>They spycheck me and the spy pulls off an epic 5 man chainstab
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>>163780274
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tryingnottolisten/
add me if you want, this is a new account since i got locked out of my old one. also not playin tf2 much right now since I'm dealing with a family death
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>>163781771
>14 hours
this is an alt, isn't it
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>>163782985
>this is a new account
You tell me.
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>>163782985
can you not read
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>>163781771
How the heck do you get locked out of an account?
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>>163783210
>tfw friend disappears for 2 years
>he got locked out of his e-mail and account
>his new alt with a new e-mail has also been offline for a month now
It. Just. Keeps. Happening.
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>>163783661
Do people seriously not write down all their info in a secure place? Do people seriously not set up security questions, backup emails, and phone recovery options?
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tf2 is still a good game
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Who wants to bet we will never see that Killer Exclusive again?
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>>163784065
Are you still mad over it?
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>>163784125
>are you still mad that a prize meant for the thread went to a leech from /v/
Yes
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>all the tf2r raffles on here are won by 10k+ rep donators/staff members

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>163785367
But thats completely wrong
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>>163785367
Ive got 40 rep over like 6 years and win stuff every once in a while.
And i am pretty sure the guy that won the ke had like 0 rep.
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>>163783187
i opened the link and then posted straight away
my b
hope you get better soon, you faggot

>>163785367
literally when does this ever happen
give me PROOFS[???]
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>>163785367
i won a few and i'm a literal who with like 20 rep
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>>163786704
>>163785706
pffft get on my level
i have 50 rep
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I have been on that site off an on for about a year and a half and ive won less than 10 keys
I have 31k rep
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>>163785367

You never wondered why people randomly give away scrap and all their inventories away? Just out of pure charity?
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>>163787883
I meant 11k, im retarded
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>scrap.tf
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>>163788195
whats wrong
who would give you more than 0.00 ref for 0 keys?
to be h, it just seems like youre trying to rip them off
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>>163788614
it was more that there is only 1 key available
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>>163786704
>>163785706
you two ever won any high tier items?

I never see normal users win unusuals
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>>163788727
Well most of the time there are no keys available because its by far the easiest way to change your ref into keys
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>>163789076
There was a "normal user" here that won an unusual hours ago you delusional dumbass
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>>163789076
You know, apart from the KE today and every single one of Vibris raffles in the last week
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>>163789076
i won that one vibri raffle that was worth a couple keys and i got all those engineer items
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this is the one boys
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>>163789447
But don't you need special keys for the weapon crates?
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http://tf2r.com/kgist7b.html

>>163789817
no?
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>>163789447
Nice, 84 has good kits. Good luck.
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>>163790169
Oh neat, what else did you get?
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Post pics of Olivia
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>>163790738
sure
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>>163790475
http://tf2r.com/khjh6mc.html
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>>163790875
Not a bad haul all things considered, shame they're mostly regular kits
Let's see how i fare, only one because i'm not made of money and it's also my last good crate
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>>163791556
Not too bad, tho last time it was professional
http://tf2r.com/ksacj1t.html
Also i won your raffle lol
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>>163785367
Raffling shit for 5+ years gives good karma.
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>>163792085
Karma isn't real.
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>>163792357
That's what you think :^)
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>>163792357
I'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of those unusuals
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>>163792357

Karma is the universe's good boy points.
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>>163711249
I know that the chances of winning a raffle are usually lower than unboxing an actual unusual, but still, this is depressing.
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I almost declined this trade just to save me the effort of wiping the name
>>
How do we make heavy take skill?
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>>163736473
>bidding on GTX 970 atm
Please, don't. You'll regret it.
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>>163793887
http://tf2r.com/lose.html
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>>163794220
weapon unlocks that do interesting, skillful things

that said, tracking well actually does take a little bit of skill

let's look at the areas of skill

>tracking (keeping your mouse on someone for a long time)
>timing (being able to click at the right time)
>aim (short-term tracking that requires timing)
>prediction (aim, but compensating for a delay)
>mechanical (muscle memorization of a repetitive motion)
>dodging (seeing shit coming and getting out of the way)
>psychology (knowing how your enemy will interpret the situation, and exploiting that knowledge)
>positioning (knowing where to stand,
>gamesense (understanding the mechanics of the game)
>counting (mentally committing enemy damage numbers and uber percentage)

A good Heavy unlock would be thematic to a Heavy Weapons Guy, require one of the elements of skill above, and not make him exactly the same as another class (so a rocket jumping primary is probably out)

Maybe, as an example, a Heavy primary which required him to have timing as well as tracking would be a good idea.

I liked Sideshow's idea of giving Heavy a weapon that lets him bunnyhop and have high linear speed in exchange for some max HP.
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>>163794586
wew lad
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>>163795456
heavy main spotted
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>>163795590
*screams in russian*
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>>163795590
old pic but no
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>>163795975
That chart is textbook medic main. Belongs in a TF2 science book as an example figure.
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>>163794097
wow
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i wish there was a class with an assault rifle
i know this sounds cliche as fuck but sometimes its just fun to blast at someone
smg isnt strong enough and minigun isnt mobile enough
if i'd go medic with needle gun people will scream at me for being a meme and not healing
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>dominate a weird furry as scout and then sniper
>he goes spectator and starts trying to give me advice
Why do I always attract the weirdos?
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>>163796202
yah im sorry i cant help it
>>163796436
pic related, /tf2c/ scratches that itch. fun times with /pol/ and deathmatching the shit out of confused bads and the odd good player

but thing is i don't think an assault rifle ever belongs in TF2 main game, because it really eliminates the teamwork dynamic. every class relies on each other for something- even soldier relies on other classes to help deal with long range threats and support.

if you add an assault rifle class who is mobile, and can deal with enemies at all ranges with reasonably serious damage, then there would be little reason to play anything else or to use teamwork
>>
>>163796436
http://tf2classic.com/
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>>163796747
>>163797002
i know about it, i just wish it wasnt dead as fuck all the time

also what's this thing about /pol/?
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>>163797396
oh /pol/ are (were) very active in TF2c. they still have servers sometimes. but yeah its mostly dead
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>>163796519
your steam avatar I guess
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>>163796519
you don't attract the weirdos, tf2 does
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>>163796519
>furry porn artist friends
>"WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY FURRIES!?"
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>>163798157
>furry porn artist friends
I don't have any furry porn artist friends
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>>163798241
Yes you do. I know because I'm friends with them too.
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>>163798374
WHAT A TWIST
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>>163796436
I like default sniper loadout and just hitting some no scopes and running at them with the smg
>>
My trade ban is up, so im gonna play some MvM tomorrow, if anyone wants to play some mann up add me http://tf2r.com/k5yvfdr.html
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198036952412/
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>>163799979
What's the going price of tickets? You rekon i could get three for a key?
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>>163800339
bp.tf says 13 ref so only 2 to a key
ill sell you 3 for a key once I buy some
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>>163796519
>maybe he got lynx africa for christmas

I know that feel

at least my grandma tried tho
>>
>>163796436
>i wish there was a class with an assault rifle
ok hang on

M16A1 Assault Rifle
>maximum ramp-up 150%: 30 damage/shot
>base damage 100%: 20 damage/shot
>maximum falloff 100%: 20 damage/shot
>ammo loaded: 5
>ammo carried: 10-30
>attack interval: .1s
>reload: 1.5s
>spread recovery: 1.25s
>m16 jams when it would randomly crit, preventing the crit and discarding entire clip immediately.
>m16 must be disassembled and cleaned upon spawning in, changing loadout or using a resupply cabinet, which takes 7 seconds to elapse and requires the weapon to be held out, but can be done while moving (preventing whoring the spawn room for ammo while on defense)

>available to all classes in the primary slot (revolver spot in Spy's case, SBL slot in Demo's case). M16 ammo carried varies by class, for example heavy gets 40 ammo

there now we have an assault rifle which scratches the itch but which people wont use 24/7

are the numbers overtweaked my maths is shit
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>>163799979
Speaking of, finally got a golden drop after a few tours of nothing besides a pro capper kit.
>>
>Haven't played in two years or so
>Get randomly added
>Someone wants to buy all my inventory for money

What are the chances that I'll get horribly lowballed?
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>>163801561
grats mang
neat set
>>
>>163797635
>try it just to see if theres at least 1 person
>5 empty servers
>one is 0/128
haha wow thats stretching it a bit far isnt it
i doubt tf2c ever had or will ever have enough players to fill a server of that size
>>
Golden pan just dropped
>>
Should I expect to have a positive k/d ratio as Scout?
I was playing Badwater earlier and we won and I top scored but I only had a 25/40 k/d
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B4nny is /ourguy/
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>>163803995
You probably had a lot of Cap'n point
>>
anyone know where the cheapest place to buy MvM tickets is? I see a guy selling for 11.44 on Outpost
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>>163804227
explain
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>>163804227
incorrect
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>>163804581
Watch his steam. He plays perfect tf2
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>>163783661
i got locked out once when i deleted my other email and didnt have it when gmail would only take my other email as id

and this happened. What drugs are you on Facebook
>>
>>163805486
this is why you should keep facebook/twitter on your junk account
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>>163796519
his second most played game is a pewdiepie "game"

jesus christ
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>>163801561
Damn thats a good Sniper.
>>
>>163806772
i didn't want these feels
>>
tfw over 2000 hours logged and still can't decide on a half-decent sniper loadout
>>
>>163809219
rifle
smg/razorback
kukri

theres your loadout
>>
>>163809219
NEET sniper
piss jars/cozy camper, neckbeard, baby hat,
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>>163809219
anti-codkid-sniper
yellow hat
sydney sleeper
jarate
bushwacker

bodyshot the sniper mains and throw piss on the rest
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>>163809219
No reason not to use jarate and Bush. I get tons of kills with it and it's good for killing spies. For primary I like stock but heat maker, machina are good too
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>>163809219
brotherhood and doublecross-com

machina, danger shield and shiv
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>>163809219
Here's an old loadout I used.
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did they fix casual yet? or does moving to the next map lock the server still
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if you are playing medic in valve mm and your team is getting shitstomped in dm is it ever worth it to spawn on a combat class and attempt to help them out in damage rather than heals
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>>163814193
its not about you dealing damage instead of healing, you wont be building uber and insta lose when they get theirs
>>
>>163772319
Most of people have phony nearby 24/7 and don't have any problem with it.
You could just install jew's Desktop Authenticator if you are such neet boi without smartphone in 2016 but i think it's TOO RISKY for you too. Better to do nothing and cry in the corner yea.
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>>163777685
How generic one peron's nickname can be?
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>>163817293
goat boys need dick badly

all the thirsty gayboys
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>>163809219
you can try mine
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>>163809878
>>163809891
>>163810940
>>163811030
>>163811538
I meant in terms of cosmetics

>>163811667
>>163819487
thank you
>>
dr*wings upd*te wh*n
>>
What if the cowmangler could be crit boosted
>>
>>163824584
i really dont see why not
it cant deal any crits under any circumstance, even endgame crits
im guessing this is valve's way of balancing the fact that it can have minicrits but even bushwacka and ambassador can have endgame crits and can be crit boosted
>>
>>163718025

Thats probably the most generic cosmetic set for medic there ever was.
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>>163824943
read filename
i'm trying to think of something better
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>>163789076
i won the tf logo stout shako
and i already have a 17 key offer on it
>>
>tfw keep the bushwacka equippet even without jarate so i can slap the heavies and soldiers pulling out their minicrit melees
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>>163825862
do you enjoy getting oneshot by projectiles
>>
>>163825842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS1axkjL0V0
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>>163826549
But I don't hold it out all the time anon
>>
>>163825862
May be you can catch Heavies, but goodluck stumbling on a Soldier with EP.
>>
Whats the most retarded thing you ever heard someone say during a game?
>>
>>163824907
It's actually because they couldn't design a projectile that made it clear it was a crit
>>
>>163827065
gg
>>
>>163827007
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Bushwacka
>20% damage vulnerability on wearer

pls read more :-)
>>
>>163827065
"god i love the reserve shooter"
>>
>>163827280
When weapon is active:
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>>163827280
Watch the demonstration video, vulnerability applies only on wield.
>>
ded
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>tfw want to play scout but team can't even push out
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cum on 5 it up
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>>163825842
>selling raffu items

you are scum
>>
>>163829852
SUCC DICC
>>
>>163829954
i'm sorry it's the first time i'm doing that
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>>163829852
I WANT TO FUCK KEVIN PARKER
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>>163829852
i'm asgore and i'm f*cking u lol (i cant curse)
>>
>>163829852
HEADSHOT!
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>yfw reading /v/ TF2 thread
>>
What are the least mained classes?
>>
>>163829954
I have committed the heinous crime of selling a tf2g craft yesterday, but i used it for jewing so i'm sure they wouldn't mind
>>
>>163829852
>I still play TF2
>>
>>163830414
Engineer and heavy
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>>163829852
PHOYIOGPOG
>>
>>163830406
>they all have eyepatches

i love the little touches
>>
>>163829852
vvvvvvvv the game
>>
>>163829852
i want to be the little goat
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>>163830507
>tfw I'm the minority
and I watch Rydercycle
>>
>>163829852
2 poor 4 expensive kits
>>
>>163829852
hi my name is kevin and i'm an alcoholic
>>
>>163829852
fraggin since 1996
>>
>>163829852
Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam
>>
>>163829852
john krasinski nude pics 2013
>>
>>163829852
no one got a 5
>>
>>163829852
fuck i missed
>>
>>163829852
reroll
>>
>>163831535
epic..
>>
What class should I main if I like to kill, want to carry, don't like teamwork and hate soldier?
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>>163831535
done
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>>163831767
Heavy, you humonguos faggot
>>
>>163831767
Soldier.
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>>163831792
thank you very much
>>
>>163831767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geNMz0J9TEQ
best cosmetics too
>>
>>163831826
useless without medic

>>163831848
too many counters
>>
>>163831848
>scout
>carrying
>no teamwork
>>
>no free tod ticket this year
>no discounts either
why even live
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>>163831848
>Scunt
>Carrying a team
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>>163831848
>best cosmetics
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>>163831917
>Complaining about free items
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>>163831978
what he meant to say was the best cosmetic
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>>163831792
Ok now suggest good sniper cosmetics.
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>>163832103
5 month shadow
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>>163831978
>no chest armor
why bother putting this on?
>>
>>163832103
ghostly gibus
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>>163832312
>aibileet was working on a remake that added a tunic and made the arms and legs better
>then the hazmat fucked it up for everyone
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>>163831767
Gunslinger Engineer.
If you can't aim just throw down a mini and build teleporters and dispensers

If you can aim then you can dominate the enemy team
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>>163831767
demolitions man
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>>163832871
Until a scout or a heavy step to you
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how to hide that you are wearing an awful robot hat
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>>163833379
Wearing a regular awful hat over it?
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>he unironically cares about what cosmetics he's wearing
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Is jewing still a thing in tf2g today ?
>>
>>163834060
very no
>>
Is TF2 still a thing?
>>
>>163834246
if ur not a MvM fag the answer is yes
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>>163834303
I haven't done MvM for the longest time, though. But my answer is No. So what you're saying is false

Get your shit straight
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>tfw no strange collectors professional killstreak widowmaker
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>>163711342
I got that demo taunt for myself as a christmas present. I love it.

The heavy food taunt is just stupid.
>>
>tfw no Collector's Strange Archimedes

How long till the latest shit becomes tradable? I still gotta buy a Santa Archimedes
>>
>>163835996
Tomorrow should be when it all comes tradable.
>>
>4 items away from completing strange collection
Why must the gunslinger and kritzkrieg be so expensive?
>>
>>163833249
>Heavy
>Fucking up a demo
It's the other way around, ya dingus. Also, 90% of scout mains do not know how to deal with pipes.
>>
>>163836546
10 Keys is expensive?? Since when?
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>>163836590
It's expensive when you consider that the vast majority of stranges are under a dollar. Of course, you wouldn't really expect a college dropout to understand simple proportions like this.
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>>163836567
They're counter-pocket to each other pretty much. FoS and Natascha are still reliable.
If both are at the open I'd even say Heavy has the upperhand.
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>>163836590
They're the most expensive stranges that aren't reskins. Now that the Shooting Star exists, buying a strange Machina is silly (unless you just like it's aesthetics more)
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>>163836662
>"Woah, these Stranges cost pennies? Better start a generic Strange collection. What a steal >:)"
>"Wth, things cost actual money? Grr, I'm angry"

Lmao, just get a job, kid
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>>163837360
Wrong person.
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>>163838375
Same difference
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im struggling to get a decent framerate and did this so far
>set Win7 to "performance mode"
>disabled window effects and Aero
>installed a fps config
>make sure i dont have other shit in the background
im running intel Hd graphics what else can i do for framerate pls halp
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>>163841776
Get a better toaster.
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>>163841776
-sillygibs +violence_ablood 0 +violence_agibs 0 +violence_hblood 0 +violence_hgibs 0
>>
>>163841776
play with 4:3 with the lowest resolution available
also play around with mat_viewportscale
looks horrible but is pretty essential if you're playing an integrated graphics
>>
>>163841820
not for now
>>163842023
>>163841949
th-thank
i playe around wit viewportscale but don get much fps and everything luk even more blurry .-...
>>
>>163749424

What happened with this guy? Did he not deliver or did I miss the post?
>>
how long would it take to blacklist all mvm, cp_orange, mario_kart, trade, and achievement servers? selecting several at once
make the server browser great again
>>
>>163842989
Sort by map name. Don't forget to blacklist x10, VSH, and instant_respawn ctf/dustbowl.
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>see Steam bp value is up $200
>check to see why
I mean, if you're the only seller you're free to charge what ever you want
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>when you pop up someone with a rocket and finish of with the shotgun
>when you pipe someone and they step onto the stickies when they try to run
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>rev up
>kill exactly one person
>the spy who has been apparently cloaked behind you for the last minute and a half stabs you
>this happens for every kill
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>>163844286
>pub memes
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>>163844286
>researched the meta and how to play your class

Lmao, fuck no. I'm just naturally amazing. The top half is missing the Homies, though
>>
>>163844286
>You
>playing medic with that comp

found the shitter
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>>163844736
>rocket jump
>accidentally kill spy
>dont even care
>>
>running shotgun
>not just getting the easy air shot.
>>
>>163845561
>running shotgun
>forget i have it
90% of soldiers t b h
>>
>>163845832
If you don't notice your not running gunboats after the first death your playing a waddling soldier aka bad.
>>
>>163844286
>implying shotgun isnt a great tool in the hands of someone who actually knows how to use it
most underused weapon in the game imo
only skill based weapon in the pyro class
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>>163845932
>using crutchboats
>unironically liking crutchboats
>falling for "crutchboats have place in comp" meme
>not running AStrike or LL for less blast jump self damage
>not supporting the team with a banner
>not running Shotgun for pocket Soldier
>>
>>163846736
Lol enjoy being bad at soldier. I'll enjoy wall pogoing over you little waddlers and two rocketing your med.
>>
tfw my logitech mouse is starting to give up after five years
>>
>>163846956
tfw my $10 mouse I got over 5 years ago is still going strong
>>
How do you avoid getting buttstabbed as Heavy?
>>
>>163847094
High sens bind
>>
>>163847094
Try not having the situational awareness of a chicken.
>>
>>163847094
blast your sound up
>>
>>163847094
Have a Medic who'll call then out
Or just be paranoid and shoot everyone you may believe is disguised
>>
>>163846868
>shoots first rocket
>medic isnt retarded and surfs very far away
>realize you need at least other 2 rockets to kill him
>wish you had a shotgun to finish him off
>>
What's your opinion in the so called "friendliess" in the first person shooter Team Fortress 2 ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11967221
>>
>>163848791
You reload one in the air you dingus. The extra speed and height makes the whole plan possible. If you tried that with the shotgun you would be 100 health by the time you got there and get eaten by their scouts. Deal with it, gunboats unlock all kinds of possibilities for soldier and make it actually fun to play. Go join the tempus advanced server and see if you can beat any jump. If I wanted to shotgun people I'd play scout.
>>
>>163848924
I like killing them
>>
>>163848924
>nobody in /tf2g/ is degenerate enough to go full autism defending friendlies
i-i dont know what to say...
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>>163847094
Warning you about Spy is the Medic's job, and you deal with Snipers for him or lead him to safety. Have a sweeper like Soldier or Scout around you for a guaranteed safety. Do NOT trust Pyros to do it, Pyros are only effective in a small scale area for spy-checking or revealing.
Jump-rev alot at the open, and check above balconies and platforms often. Do not revv for long when you are in an environment with higher floors around you, stop-rev as strafing to bait Spy into decloaking.
>>
>>163850332
I will take the sandwiches and taunt with them but I won't post in chat if they die
>>
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Hey guys. Tf2 kinda freezes up for me for split seconds multiple times.
As in the entire server freezes,
and then recontinues with everyone a little bit forward.
I know this is a common problem,
but any ideas how to help?

>>163841949
This guy's launch options helped me out with a bit of fps stuff too.
Though I'm not the original guy who asked for help.
>>
>>163854890
Likely you lagging from new people as they are connecting to the server. Play with net_graph 3 on for a while, and see if the spikes are followed by somebody shortly joining the server
>>
>>163854890
netsh wlan set autoconfig enabled=no interface="your wireless connection name"
netsh wlan set autoconfig enabled=yes interface="your wireless connection name"

If that doesn't fix it, try updating your audio drivers
>>
I just want to play process
>>
>>163854890
Isn't that Rin's avatar from /b/ draw threads?
>>
>>163856492
>he goes on /b/
viva you get worse and worse every time i learn more about you
>>
>>163857125
Of course I go to /b/, dude. That's where I started lurking way back in the day
>>
>>163857125
>>163857210
It's like going to NYC and not going to see TImes Square or Coney Island. Pshh. Come on, dude
>>
>>163857353
no, it's like going to nyc and not going into the fucking sewer system you neanderthal
>>
>>163857406
>he doesn't ever go on /b/
no wonder you're boring
>>
>>163857510
why bother? it's all just porn, most of which i can get better on other boards or just other websites in general, or 13 year olds trying to be edgy by posting 9/11 jokes or whatever in ylyl threads. i mean it's not /tv/ bad or anything, but it's bad.
>>
>>163857406
Too predictable of a joke

I almost made it myself because haha, self-deprecation, but nah. I figured some shitter would do it for me. Thanks

>>163857681
Because I go to the draw threads sometimes. And sometimes, you get to see history go down when a big post like those controversial ones go up
>>
>>163848924
I usually take their sandvich, saying thanks and then killing them.
>>
>>163857793
it's not worth sifting through all the samey bullshit to see one guy who murdered some lady show up once in a blue moon.
>>
>>163858051
Nah, absolutely not. That's why I don't go every day
>>
>>163855037
>>163855772
Oh thank you, I'll try them.
These are launch options right? Right.

Wait, what do you mean by "your wireless connection name?"
>>
>>163858905
those are windows commands to be put in the command line
The problwem of server freezing is usually due to wireless management mode fucking up so it keeps searching for networks even if you're connected, causing the wireless device you use to cycle channels for 100/200ms each over and over
if you're not on wireless, upgrade your network drivers
>>
>>163860605
Huh. I figured it was because my cpu was poor.
I'll see what I can do. Thank you lots anon.
>>
>>163861470
unless you're playing on a literal phone, I don't think there are any CPUs currently available that would struggle with TF2
>>
>>163862008
Geewhiz.
I gotta learn more of this stuff.
>>
>>163862008
>>163862292
don't listen to this anon, tf2 is a extremely cpu heavy game.
>>
>>163862008
Hi indexer i haven't seen you in a while
>>
>>163863349
Yeah. I figured. Anyone access to task manager can see it. Still, I'd like to learn more about hot to stop my computer from freezing in tf2 like I said here.
>>163854890
>>
>>163863467
Are you on wireless?
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>>163863351
Because the game turned to shit, is why
pickup is a graveyard, champ.gg is slow, stadium is non-existant as usual and there's no new service on the horizon to take up what they left as far as I can see
it takes TWELVE MINUTES to find *ONE* cp_process server on casual and comp is still just an april's fools gone wrong

It's saddening
>>
>>163864874
>that complete lack of air control

wew
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>>163866958
if you ever expected any kind of superskill powerplays from these, you were set up for disappointment
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>5 months later and Valve still hasn't fixed the Pyro

what happened to them brown nosing b4nny
i thought he was their ideas guy
>>
>>163868575
DELET
>>
>>163867160
>spy doesn't die instantly when the minigun faces him
>camera doesn't even flinch
how the fuck did this happen? is the hitbox that shitty?
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>get matched with 90% f2ps

I wish valve would make the game cost $30.
>>
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/383815

discounts for tf2g xx
>>
>>163869298
sent
>>
>>163867160
>Average heavy main vs. average spy main
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>>163869298
discounts for tf2gs on killstreaks, buying robot parts.
tf2outpost.com/user/114321
>>
>>163870162
do you want my garbage spec ks fabs?
>>
Anyone rich wanna donate a few craft hats to me?
>>
>>163870330
Post trade offer.
>>
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>>163748015
Yes.
Yes he is.
>>
>>163870267
Only if they only need a few parts to finish, otherwise I've got ones that already got parts in.
>>
>>163870719
degenerates like you belong on a cross

>>163870727
no they are empty and are for items like the pain train i'm pretty sure. you can have for free if you want them otherwise they are getting the delete
>>
>>163870825
Best just delete them man, sorry.
I already got like 1,000 fabricators total.
>>
>>163870692
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=73840224&token=hTR6uUcD

thanks m8
>>
is mvm a meme now or is it worth actually playing for loot? i'm looking for options on how to spend new year's eve and dunno if i should buy tickets.
>>
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>>163871732
MvM has been a meme for quite some time now, the worthlessness of playing for australiums is what keep killstreaks valuable
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>>163871732
it's a fun meme, but it isn't a meme you're gonna profit from, so don't go into it with that mindset
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>>163871732
it is fun with friends in mumble and once i got an australium knife.

Play sparingly like once every month or so
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>>163871732
Im going to play MvM here pretty soon if you want to join, but like previous posts said dont look for profit. I play for fun ive made back less than 30% after more than 100 tours
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Post comfy
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>>163877090
that looks uncomfortable as fuck
what if you have to itch your nose
and the zipper will keep hitting your face as you walk
and also it will be hard to breath
and since you have 2 gloves you will have to take one off which is even harder because you dont have just one glove
0/10 tb᠎h
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>>163877090
Not comfy, anything covering the nose and mouth makes it so when you breathe you build up moisture all over the parts you're covering.

Would recommend replacing with the Dead of Night or that other Engineer misc that looks like the DoN.

Also, there are no other white parts on your engineer, so it doesn't match the beanie. Get some other white bits on him and he'll look bretty gud.
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>if i want to have fun and use air strike or backscatter my team is retarded and we lose
>can only ever win if i go full tryhard scout/soldier
>can never have fun AND win at the same time

why this shit

why
>>
>>163878664
>He can't carry with fun loadouts
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>>163878664
Play other classes for fun then.

I'm a Scout main true and true, but when i want to have fun I'll play shit like Huntsman Sniper.

And winning isn't everything dude.
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>>163878664
the average level of play has increased over time, you can't run the same silly shit you did in 2011 and pretend to carry your team with it
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>>163878450
Dead of night and the warmer work well together for white distribution imo.
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>>163878918
Now that's some good shit right there.

Always bothers me when people have shitty distribution of their colors, you can really only do that if they're already found on the player model (red/blue, brown, orange, etc).
>>
>>163760689
Sprays are disabled on valve servers, if you see one is cause it's cached in your computer .
>>
>its been a year since tough break
>its been 7 months since mayflower
>both cases are still dropping for some weird fucking reason

eplxain
>>
>>163881630
they didn't want the cases to become rare as did pretty much all the other cases
>>
am i rare
>>
>killsound.wav is in custom/stuff/sound/ui
>is short
>small filesize
>still wont play when i kill someone

why this
>>
>>163868575
He sent them a big document, if they listen to him we can make tf2 great again
>>
How do I get over the fact every class causes me stress and makes me want to quit the game because none of them can save me from a soldier with a quick fix shoved up his ass which is in every game?
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>>163878450
dead of night looks too fancy for comfy
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>>163883925
do you mean "hitsound.wav" or did I miss a new feature?
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>>163885670
killsound.wav is the sound that plays when you kill someone
it was added in the ayy lmao update
it should work exactly like hitsound.wav but it doesnt for some reason
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kys yourself reddit
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does it count as main classing if you win without respawning
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>>163885580
>Being bad
>>
>>163885797
ah I missed out on that update entirely

just tried it myself and get the same problem when I try to use a custom one
>>
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>human makes a post
>gets ignored by the entire thread
FINALLY
You guys finally learned, great job
Now it's time to do the exact same thing with Biba
>>
>>163887515
whoman
>>
>>163887703
whoman beans
>>
>>163885580
Sniper idiot, or soldier, or heavy, or spy, or scout, or Pyro. Or engie actually. Just don't run around as medic alone.
>>
>>163890715
OR DEMO

1. Every class is perfectly capable of killing soldiers
2. You are bad
>>
playing through a few tours of MvM if anyone wants to join in http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198036952412/
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>>163883925
you probably have it at the wrong sampling rate, tf2's system wants the 44100 Hz rate, add me and I'll fix it for you.

Quite a lot of gamebannana shit is saved at 48000 hz
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>>163891621
oh shit thanks
ill try it myself with audacity
>>
>>163891835
remember to delete the automatically created sound.cache file after you resave the sound.
>>
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>>163893279

From PL_BRIMSTONE with Love
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>>163892118
fuck yes it worked
i also had to set
tf_dingaling_lasthit_pitchmindmg to 100 and tf_dingaling_lasthit_pitchmaxdmg to 100 so it would be the right pitch

thanks ryuke
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>tfw you keep seeing low tours drop Aussies

I just want my Knife goddamn it
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>>163893624
no prob bob

>>163893781
Best way to get that sweet knife gold is to buy it straight up, cost you less in the long run unless you roll lucky. Possible you could roll a good pro kit or another aussie, but the price of robot parts hasn't changed relative to refined in a long time. Meanwhile the tickets and keys are increasing in price relative to refined.
>>
>>163893781
just buy the dang thing you effing F
>>
buy me
>>
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>>163893781
>playing mvm for profit
stop it
get some help
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>Win raffle
>Waste it on rolls
Such is life
>>
>>163895153
antipocketrocket
>>
>>163895153
m1dy has some sick beats
>>
>>163895153
I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.

tl;dr
December 7, 1941
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>>163893781
I reset my badge after 50 odd tours of no gold. Tour 3 gave me the cheapest one.

But at least it's gold.
>>
>>163895153
more like "direct shit" right haha
>>
>>163895153
the gore is for asgore <3
>>
strawpols tiem !!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11971444
http://www.strawpoll.me/11971437
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>>163895153
talk shit get diREKT hit
>>
>>163895153
moremoremore fasterfasterfaster
>>
>>163895153
erogerogerog
>>
>>163895153
b
>>
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>>163893396
shit that was fast
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>>163895914
nice trips
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>>163896845
Sponsored by BadDragon!
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>>163897508
nice
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>>163893279
>>163893396
>>163896845
>>163897508
>>
>>163893396
Brimstone and Hellstone are shit maps.
they're a disgrace to the Scream Fortress name.
>>
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>>163897508
and that fucking fortune cookie said 6 and 8 were my lucky numbers, what a load of horseshit
>>
>>163898879
kek
sorry not sorry
>>
>>163895153
daddy never love me
>>
>>163895153
reroll
>>
>>163895153
You guys cannot be serious, if this doesn't get a 4 in the next ten minutes i'm going to sleep
>>
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>>163900174
>>
thanks for playing guys, sorry my mic was shit. the scout was really good
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>>163900194
I FUCKING KNEW IT I WAS GOING TO GET A FOUR
I KNEW IT AS SOON AS I HIT SUBMIT
BUT I CAN'T USE MY OWN MESSAGE, SO YOU FAGS BETTER ROLL FAST
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>>163900374
he better use >>163900174 or I will be severely disappointed.
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>>163900239
It was fun, thanks for carrying my dumb ass through
>>163900374
Oh fuck it, i quit, i'm going to sleep
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>>163900174
>>163900194
>>163900374
>>163900538
>>
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>>163841776
i got a decent framerate on my old PC and that had 3 GB ram and a 5 year old graphics card. Try putting high textures etc on, the game can actually run slower on lower graphics

exactly what toaster are you on? the only map that gave me trouble was that unoptimised alien 2 fort that Bang got 60% of for "item placement" yeah you got 60% for making the level unplayable you little shit
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how do i make this look more like dumbledore
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>>163901865
you'd need that hat he wears or maybe a way longer beard. i don't think it's doable with only three cosmetics or the classes and their body types.
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>>163902345
I think it's possible with the right cosmetics for Medic, he's fairly tall and on the lean side, similar to how Rowling describes him in the books

I just wish either of the two cosmetics you mentioned were available

hmm

I wonder if you could try to turn him into a young Voldemort? or Grindelwald?
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>>163901865
like the other guy said, theres plently of wizard hats, e.g. the one muselk shit the price into the ground
>>
hecking fucking dead
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reply to me please
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>>163908227
(you)
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>>163908487
Wow, they actually removed the (You) on replies. That sucks, it made replies easy to CTRL+F for.
>>
>>163908980
the hell are you talking about
>>
page 10
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>>163913469
More like RAGE 10, buttmad faggot
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does anyone else have a weird time aiming with certain weapons despite being functionally identical to other weapons you don't suck with? like i have a hard time aiming with the frontier justice, but i'm actually pretty good with the shotgun.
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>>163915270
you're letting the high stakes of temporary crits get to your head
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can someone reply to me, i've been told that you no longer get (You)s when some replies to you as of today
>>
>>163915008
Me
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>>163915545
It seems to get underlined by dots
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>>163915445
even when i don't have crits i feel like i only hit 18 damage meat shots
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>>163915270
I used to suck with Engineer's pistol even though I was good with Scout's.
I always messed up the reload timing on it and started firing earlier.

It took me too long to realize Engineer reloads more slowly than Scout for whatever reason.
>>
>>163915592
sometimes you dont get (you)'s if you have a rolling ip cause your ip isnt the same anymore

4chan doesnt track your cookie or browser session for you's, just your ip
>>
>>163864874
faceit is the only way to play tf2 now
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>>163915938
My ip hasn't changed
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>>163915938
no they changed the (You)s for everyone.
go look at /qa/
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give me a you please
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>>163916731
>>
>>163916731
only if you return the favor
>>
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I still see (you)s
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>>163916820
Delete cookies
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>>163916929
why would it be different?
>>
Should I main medic
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>>163917115
Yes if you play comp
No if you are playing pubs
>>
>>163917182
What should I main in pubs
>>
>>163917229
Whatever is useful and fun
Like a beggars bazooka roamer
>>
>>163917270
But I am not good at any class which is why I want to main medic
>>
>>163917445
how are you going to be a good medic if you are bad at the game? you need to know how to be aware for the situation and dodge and aim well
>>
>>163917229
movement from soldier and scout transfer pretty well to medic if you're looking to improve

>>163917445
you got it all wrong, medics are the true fraggers
https://youtu.be/DVMqF_MfHUo?t=30s
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>>163917476
Well I wouldn't say I was bad at the game. I topscore in every game but it frustrates me when we lose because my team is shit or because the other team is so much better. I figured playing medic would help me brute force my team
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>>163917591
There are two ways to play medic:
>The good way
Where you keep your team healed and possibly overhealed, rotate heals to take advantage of crit heals and buff your flank classes before a push or defense classes while holding, choose the correct medigun for the map, team and situation you're in and pop on the right target
>The pubstomp way
Find a power class and stick your dick up their ass. Congratulations, you just carried 10 retards on stomping the whole enemy team because nobody could kill your pocket
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post names
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>create Heavy who is meant to be the tank of the group
>give him two counters who can counter him easily, one because he stands far away and Heavy can't deal with him and one because he can easily sneak up behind Heavy under the cover of minigun noise
>give him spin up time and insane damage fall off so even in a 1v1 he is probably going to lose
>the tank is now forced to stay in corridors, poking his head out every so often to do chip damage
>unless you enlist the help of another member of the team who is willing to stand behind you and heal
>and even then both your counters can still one shot you

What exactly is the point of Heavy?
>>
>>163918901
Being the organic turret of the payload, and really, nothing else.
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>>163918807
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>>163919301
but my daddy's coat smells like piss and shit
>>
>>
yeah post webm
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>>163917445
>But I am not good at any class
Then go Engineer. They don't tend to move alot. Medic's movement meta is as complicated as a Spy or Soldier.

>>163917229
Well... Every class need some other class to be strong, besides Soldier and a few tweaked loadouts of other Power or Pick classes.
Alas you'll witness wasted übers, wrong team setups or lack of key classes in pubs. Your best bet is playing pubs in a tweaked loadout to evade such bullshit, and playing what situation brings in as requirement. Don't try to "main" anything if your team is sucking.
>>
don't main engineer
>>
what the post above me said
>>
*Mains engineer*
>>
its too late
im the uncle dane class
>>
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>>163915592
what le fug, why do i still have (You)s
>>
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?
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>>163916731
Rozenweapon/tsuda nanafushi

good taste i wish he did more straight shota
>>
>>163921052
spicy
>>
I Kill For Free
>>
>he doesn't get paid to frag

holy lmao
>>
>>163921672
>playing pyro in matchmaking
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>>163918901
Spy meant to be noticed by your Medic first. Spy is not meant to be a direct counter to Heavy, Sniper is.
With map awareness you can evade sightlines like porches, stairs, gaps, windows and such.

>What exactly is the point of Heavy?
Heavy fills the role of a distractor/tank/initiator. He can be counter pocket to Demo or Soldier.
If you don't have crazy accuracy with Minigun too bad; playing that class is not for you then.
>>
>>163922126
>>163918901
the main thing people forget about heavy in tf2, is hes not supposed to be a super tank, but compared to other games he can reheal fast in a game with long respawn times

Heres the main thing to do as a heavy main, DONT DIE, so what if youre losing a 1v1, you both get to half hp, he has to fuck off to spawn to heal, you heal to full off a sandwich or a health pack. You win. Just keep doing that and force them to do something stupid to kill you, thats when you mop up the 20 kill streak
>>
>he's not paid to get fragged
>>
>>163915270
No, you probably just think you aim worse because you have less shots.
>>
>>163918901
None really, he soaks up a lot of damage so if you're defending its a great distraction but it's not a good class at all because it can do easily be avoided and taken down by a soldier scout combo.
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:o
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>playing Skullcutter, Splendid Screen, Booties demo
>get 60 kills
>random crits every swing

This weapon is insane
If you charge full pelt into a heavy, get the bash damage and then crit swing him, chances are hes dead
>>
>>163924097
>not using gl, stickies and skullcutter
the range makes up for the speed most of the time
>>
>>163924158
>I hate fun, use this meta approved loadout all the time
>>
>>163924206
>what I posted isnt a fun loadout
ok dude
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>>163924242
Generally I find stickies and launcher less fun than using a shield.
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time to fulfill my duty as a hightower jumper
>>
Why is matchmaking so dead? I almost never gets over a 5v5
>>
>>163924370
t. Lazypurple
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>>163924603
Hightower never ends
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>>163924097
Iron bomber, screen and eyelander is the best. Once you get three heads you can just run around piping people and get out of anything.
>>
>>163924398
It's a glitch with the new update just join a new game
>>163924301
T. Can't aim or predict movement
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>>163924603
kurt cobain's last George Michael
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>>163925067
pure epic
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>>163925067
kurt cobain's last micro penis
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>>163925067
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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post black Scottish cyclopes.
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>>163925067
kurt cobain's last cyclope
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>>163926076
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>>163926076
>>
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>>163926651
who is the waifu
>>
>>163927159
>>163927159
>>163927159
>>163927159
>>
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>>163927090
>festive csgo skin
>>
>>163927090
What do you mean waifu? Thats knuckles on the picture
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>>163924206
>stock demo with skullcutter
>meta approved
Nope.

>>163924158
Try Zatoichi, Medics will love you for it. Now that's the meta-approved loadout.

>>163924301
____gitgud.________
>>
>>163927371
Its nothing to do with my not being gud, its just so boring.

Wheres the fun in hitting 100 damage pills consistently? Wheres the fun in laying down stickies and waiting for someone to walk over them?

Now charging at people with melee and running around is fun
>>
>>163927536
>Wheres the fun in hitting 100 damage pills consistently

nigger thats just full blown autism right there
that has got to be the dumbest thimg ive heard coming from these threads
>>
>>163927656
Its just not fun man
Its like the rocket launcher at that point, Just pop 'em and move on
>>
>>163927771
>>163927536
whats the fun in shooting anything consistently then? why dont you just play pyro
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>>163927090
tomato
>>
If I don't pick medic, nobody will and the team loses against the team with medics. I bet the f2p people think this is half life deathmatch
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