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bst boy is here

santa scientist pip

Guys I just started playing competitive and the 3 matches I've done were all <10 min stomps, is matchmaking fucked or am I playing against kids?

>>163688547
Give it another two matches. I had three stomps like that, then my next one was us getting stomped.

wow why is this thread suddenly so active

I didn't get to play today yet, how do the free chests work?

>>163691976
It's almost like some sort of holiday.

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I want Evie to freeze my testicles and shatter them to pieces while Christmas music plays behind us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>163696845

>>163696845
I mean, if that's what you're in to...

>>163696845
>>163696960
>posting the same shit every thread

I'll never understand why people do this. Sure it was funny the first time, but when has a joke ever been funny when repeated over and over

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>>163700507
>he's too low-context to understand the appeal of forced memes

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>>163700507
Heh... Welcome to /vg/, kid...

>>163700507

Nigga, this thread is gonna have a hundred posts before it dies. That's 98 more posts we can allocate to actually talking about Paladins as a game.

>>163700647
ahhh, thats my second most favourite palg meme

>>163700507
Being repeated way past the time its funny is funny in itself.

I'm new to this game and I feel like Ruckus is OP when I play him.

or maybe the noobs cant deal with him yet

>>163700507
It wasn't funny before, but now it's hilarious.

>>163702019
What level are you?

>>163702836

dont know i played 8 casual matches but i have lots of FPS experience

>>163703176
You're probably still playing against bots.

>>163703865
>>163703865

wtf are you fucking serious

>>163704140
you play vs bots till lv 5

>>163704140
Look at the enemy player names.

>>163704482

I just checked and it seems like I turned level 5 1 or 2 games ago.

now I know why my queue times are not instant anymore

seriously didnt even notice I was playing with bots

>>163704802
I didn't notice until it ended. It was day 1, so I assumed there were a lot of very new players who just really sucked.

They really need to make it more of a formal tutorial. They could easily use it to explain what the items do and things like that while you play a few bot matches.

>>163704619
>>163704802
Yep. You're going to be mostly playing against new players for some levels. Probably half of which will be worse than bots and sometimes a veteran's smurf.
But to answer your original question of Ruckus being OP or not, he's OP when paired with another frontliner in low level gameplay, with pressure exertion with his DPS, proper shield cycling for survivability and your opponents having no bloody idea which items to buy. In high level gameplay he's still broken if you decide to use the bugged Proximity 4 card. Basically the damage reduction never wears off if you don't die and you can get a passive 70-80% damage reduction going on at all times. But if you forego it, he's still decent with proper teamwork and team comp.

>>163705164
>Proximity 4
Wait, really? That would explain why he can be so hard to kill.

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>>163705275
Yeah, you can test it in the shooting range yourself. Hop around the Fern, Ying, Skye about 10 times, then get shot by the Cassie. The bug's really hilarious if you know all the details to it, showing you just how poorly implemented it is.

Similarly, Pip used to be unstoppable with Gift Giver 4 for a while as well, having a 7200 self heal over 5s on an 8s cooldown. Though, that one got fixed. The Grohk bug everyone's already aware about which was the only thing that made him viable for a patch or two in the first place. Drogoz' propel, too, in that the vertical velocity from Propel carried over into flight, but you have Wyrm Jets, so eh.

The one other card I know about through testing being far stronger than it should be is Nimble Fingers on Skye. It actually gives you 3x its effect, maximizing your reload speed at just lv3, making lv4 useless.

I've spend all crystals I could for discounted colossal chests and I got the whole Triggerman + Kingpin's shotgun.
I don't even play Buck

>>163706123
Shame they don't do like TF2 and let us trade items. Then the high prices and chests wouldn't be so bad. I guess that would need us to use some other account system.

>>163706332
Yeah, that's fucking lame.

>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
Kinnessa breaking the fourth wall?

sup palg merry chirstmas

thought I would do another one of these since I have some free-time and season 1 is quickly approaching. Bear in mind this is only including the top 10 players in each class respectively, and that players with 100% win-rates have been omitted ( as well as players with abnormal play rates)

FrontLiners-

Winrate-
Fernando- 79.15%
Barik- 78.42%
Ruckus - 75.41%
Makoa- 69.16%

Discrepancy between best and worst frontliner : 9.99%

Playrate-
Barik- 28.96%
Fernando- 25.53%
Makoa- 22.84%
Ruckus- 22.68%

Discrepancy between most played and least played frontliner : 6.28%

Supports-

Winrate-
Grover- 84.67%
Ying- 80.13%
Pip- 78.24%
Maldamba-78.10%
Grohk-75.60%

Discrepancy between best and worst support: 9.07%

Playrate-
Pip- 30.22%
Ying- 25.99%
Grohk- 18.98%
Grover- 12.63%
Maldamba- 12.91%

Discrepancy between most played and least played support: 17.31%

Damage-

Winrate-
Cassie- 84.10%
Tyra- 79.58%
Kinessa- 79.54%
Vicktor- 78.69%
BK- 75.93%
Drogos- 71.91%
ShaLin- 64.16%

Discrepancy between best and worst damage: 19.94%

Playrate-
Drogos- 21.24%
BK- 18.63%
Cassie- 16.84%
Vicktor- 16.54%
Kinessa- 11.62%
Sha Lin- 8.76%
Tyra- 6.37%

Discrepancy between most played and least played dmg: 14.87% (12.48% if you omit Tyra)

Flanks-

Winrate-
Andro- 83.62%
Buck- 81.89%
Skye- 78.83%
Evie- 75.79%

Discrepancy between best and worst flank: 7.83%

Playrate_ *4 players omited due to higher than avg play rates(3 evie and 1 andro)
Andro- 32.87 %
Evie- 28.37% (is ~43% with ommited players included)
Skye- 19.95%
Buck- 18.81%

Discrepancy between most played and least played Flank: 14.06%(28.35% w/o omits)

tldr: people still sleepin on grover and you should prioritize damage classes early in draft to increase your chances of winning

>>163707102

ah shit i made a mistake

so I omitted a ruckus player with a lot of playtime but I didn't omit him from the w/r calc and he is dragging it down a little (about ~2.5%)

>>163706004
Either I'm dumb, or it doesn't work anymore senpai
I still took 650 damage
Hopped once around the cassie took around 590~ damage which was my proximity 1 kicking in

>play casual
>enemy team is three damages, an Evie, and a Ruckus
>Enemy Cassie trying to be a flank
>Bomb King doesn't ever kill anyone
>Evie's a sniper
>Ruckus loses his shit in the post game chat

Folks... is this what hell looks like?

>>163708670
Would you look at that, it got fixed.
And not even mentioned in any patch or hotfix notes, so that's a stealth-fix. Well, the Skye card is still bugged nonetheless.
Makes me wonder what else they're not reporting on.

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>nothing useful ever
what did they mean by this?

>>163710189
it means that youre doomed to die alone obviously

>>163710189
>get 3 free chest from watching the stream
>get two emotes

Thanks Hi-rez

>buy founder's pack
>get 10 chests
>get 2 emotes and 8 poses
>could've gotten 2 more poses with booster (fuck that tho)
w-what the fuck is happening, am I just really lucky?

>>163710189
BUY THE FUCKIN RECOLORS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>163714280
>poses
>that one thing you can STILL select and show off without buying it after like 3 patches

>>163716207
Yeah I'm kinda nervous when a new patch hits and I'm gonna lose my sweet Ying pose, I got like 11 now and of course not hers
Also I think Tyra's pose is not on the radiant chest's droplist

>supposedly high level game
>one team forgoes a support

nothing tilts me harder tbqh familia

yes it might work sometime but only when you greatly out skill the enemy and would win anyway

why would you ever willingly gimp yourself if you actually want to win

these people don't even think they are gimping themselves

they unironically think taking 1 tank is enough and go all in on dmg and flank

my brain can not even comprehend

>>163718439
have you actually thought about it?
1 isnt a healer
1 got his healing "fixed" but not rebalanced back into normal proportions
1 has been nerfed for no reason
1 is squishy as fuck

oh and also there is this one item that lets you completely shut down healers... no big deal though right?

>>163719157

its one of them here now

let me explain to you my logic

1 healer > 0 healer

checkmate palanoob

>>163719157
>>163718439
To be honest, if my team is rolling four damage/flankers, I tell them explicitly that if they aren't murdering the enemy team the second they leave spawn, I'm blaming them for every loss.

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>>163724963
>>163724863

how do i aim better as evie

>>163729896
Practice? It's a projectile, so you really just need to get used to the speed and splash of it.

>>163692728
It's one for each first win. That's pretty good.

D E D AWAITS YOU

>favourite dude is Grover
>get his Christmas item from the second chest I bought with free crystals

nice desu

I don't have any friends and I want that damn mad scientist outfit for pip. Where can I get a lot of referred friends easy?

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>Where do I find friends?

>>163739605
listen.
I just want the damn pip shit. no bully.

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>>163739952
dont we all want friends though

in all seriousness, you could just create a bunch of alts and level them to 15 without having to interact with anyone

it will be easier on double xp weekends

im not 100% sure it works, i didnt try it

>>163740087
it works, i've done it
but you also need at least one friend to play with for the body skin

Did they nerf wormhole?
Whyyyy

man what do sprays do?

>>163743742
you can spay a small graphic on the map

>>163718439
As a support main I can totally understand your rage, but reality is harsh: a team composed of dps/flankers equipping cauterize definitely wipes away a team composed of different roles (healer included ofc). This is simply what the game is like now. Period. Hopefully they l'll fix healers in the future, either by enhancing their healing or by enhancing their dps. For now I suggest to learn dps and flankers because they're the only classes that matter now.

>>163687508
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Evie_voice_lines

Took them long enough

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>>163745086
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/2/22/Evie_VGS_Emote_G_Alt1.ogg

>>163745021

Luckily they need to actually get kills to get caut and that won't happen because if the teams are equally skilled, your healer makes the difference in early game fights. There is literally no reason to forget healer. I would rather have a gold border pip then another diamond dmg/flank if we had no healer

>>163745728
Cauterize can be picked as first item and Pip can hardly be considered as a supporter. I usually instalock Pip so that none of my teammates can pick this useless character and ruin the game.

>>163745856
>pip is useless
it's okay that you have fun playing in 1500 casual but let the adults talk, please

>>163745916
Pip is just decent in the right hands. I'd rather have a Sha Lin in the wrong hands than a Pip.

>>163745986
refer to above post

>>163743794
how my man

>>163745856

Caut effect isnt really worth it until you get lvl 2, and with amount of retards I see buy Haven first, it's safe to bet it would take at least 2 rounds to get one online. Also many noobs forget about rejuvenate which can help deal with the caut effect

Also pip is op

Highest single target HP's in game? Game changing ulti that directly challenges the double tank meta? Most played healer by far? Can still do dmg even if your enemy is running max caut?

>>163746272

T

Does anyone know how to fix the easy anti cheat "connection interrupted" disconnect at the start of every match? I haven't been playing for a week now because of it

>>163746489
thank you

>>163746437
>Caut effect isnt really worth it until you get lvl 2, and with amount of retards I see buy Haven first, it's safe to bet it would take at least 2 rounds to get one online.
But anon, this doesn't imply that Cauterize is bad, it simply implies that most people don't know the right time to pick the right item.

>Also pip is op
Only in the hands of very good players, otherwise it's useless. Most people take Pip because they're furry fags even though they don't know Pip's basic tactics.

>Highest single target HP's in game?
So what? If your aim is shit and you ignore which people to attack it's srill useless.
> Game changing ulti that directly challenges the double tank meta?
The same could be said also for Grover's ult and other ults as well.
>Most played healer by far?
So what? Most people play it just because they think it's an easy character and it doesn't force them to stick to the standard support gameplay.
> Can still do dmg even if your enemy is running max caut?
All supporters have decent damage.

>>163747979

>lol u have to aim his 20ft wide aoe

o dear

>grover ulti is as good vs double tank

?? chiken ulti, if landed on a max hp makoa and fernando translates to ~10k in hp dmg (assuming you finish off both chikens) AND they are polymorphed the whole time. It is like 10kdmg + silence. Grover ulti, while good for swinging team fights, is much more situational, and also gets countered by cards (when pip's ulti does not anymore)

>mostplayed

Let me correct myself, he is most played in the highest level, the level where people actually try to win

>other supports have decent dmg

outside of maldamba, no they really don't
I have never seen ying break 100k dmg, grohk dps is ok but the totem and ulti are so bad it doesn't matter, if grover is doing good dmg then the enemy is retarded (literally just face check him and he is doing lowest dmg in game)

>>163747183
No one here gets this bug?

>>163747183
>>163749036
Make sure that you are running the game in admin mode and that nothing (be it your antivirus, firewall, or whatever other security measure) isn't set at an offuscating level/add an exception for paladins to do its thing. Also if you are using a shitty antivirus like norton or avast, look for something better

>>163749036
I get disconnected constantly too and all of my weapons keep returning to the default. The newest patch just broke the game for some reason.

>>163747979
you should have stopped when I advised you to let the adults talk

>Ying isn't even shooting enemies
>Fernando buys Aggression and Chrono
>Skye attacks from the front
>Tyra not throwing molotav on point
>I'm shit
I think these might be my last games. How is it possible to get no one who knows how to play every match and not repeating teammates either. Every match is a new and unique set of shitters. I think I rather go back to being shit at fighting games and raging to the point of nosebleed.

Is haven/blast defense absolutely required for tanks? I often find myself wanting to spend the credits to buy other utility itens, how much of a difference do they really make?

So, this game is actually dead...

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/85/Evie_SP_Death_1_e.ogg


Also fucking furries ruining Pip

Do you think Evie was traumatized after she saw her friends and family grow old and die, leaving her all alone? Keep in mind that Evie is actually still a child mentally, and was probably 11~14 years old when she bind the Ice wraith to herself.

Do you think she never matured mentally-wise because she equated death with maturity? She acts like she is 8, not like she is thousands of years old.
Give me the lore, Hi-rez.

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>>163687508
NEW META

>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/2/27/Skye_TR_Taunt_Directed_Cassie_2.ogg

What did Skye mean by this? Was Cassie trying to tell her something?
Is Cassie the lesbian?

>>163751252
Well, she is a spy so of course she'd get laid with everyone (except for the male cast in the game)

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>>163752084
>Cassie raped by the droid
yes please

Skye is the lesbian.

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>>163687508

>Play Androxus
>See russian enemy Androxus
>Play the game normally and kill him once
>Faggot focuses me the whole game long only going after me wherever I go

>Play another game
>Again with Androxus
>Another russian faggot this time Makoa
>Kill him once
>Asshole focuses me the whole game long

What's wrong with those russian cunts?
Are they so insecure little bitches that they can't handle getting shot down even once?

Beach party bikini skins when?

>3/1 for us
>We are Flanknando, Tyra, Jihadist Mistress, Bomb and Evie.
>Be Evie
>Team is allergic to the point
>Lose because I was the only one going on the point, so the enemy team hunts me down

I want to die, How can 4 people be so retarded?

>>163710790
Wow, good thing I got the booster then.

>>163755170
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Skye_voice_lines

She is 100% a slut. Not big surprise.

/j showderp

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>>163687508
PIP IS _____________

>Tyra gets instalocked
>he's level 4, okay at least he probably knows whats up
>throws ZERO molotovs the whole game
HOW
CAN
PEOPLE
BE
THIS
FUCKING
STUPID

There's a golden card now apparently?
What's the difference?

>>163687508
If you needed more reasons to hate Ying and her retarded voice:

http://smite.gamepedia.com/Foxy_Amaterasu_voicelines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owFulRTR1Sc

Weaboo bait, pedo bait touhou. It made me physically ill finding this out.

>>163758785
you can spray the image of the card, yeah hi-rez is that lazy

>>163758785
only that you get a spray for it I think
I got a golden barik card and got just a spray for it

>>163758879
What did you want them to do? Make it so that golden cards are stronger than regular ones? Or that they would have animations that you would never, Ever see in a match? Are you like mentally retarded?

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>>163758785
Gives you a spray pattern. Not all spray are added for golden cards at the momment though.

>>163758842
wachi wwachi pah, wachi wachi pah, wachi wachi pah !

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>mfw the best Evie line is currently unused
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/e2/Evie_TR_Idle_1_f.ogg

>>163759005
i expected actual sprays instead of this lazy as fuck shit

>>163758842
There's literally nothing wrong with this

>>163740087
It definitely works. And Hi-Rez knows about it but doesn't care.

>>163759196
If you mean actual sprays as in a system where people could and Will upload dick pictures then spray them everywhere: That obviously wasn't going to happen.

>>163759479
no, sprays that actually take a little of effort instead of rehashing old shit

>>163759196
I'm fine with it, I don't care tha much about sprays and the cards art is mostly good.

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>>163759196
>>163759581
Ha, maybe from a different company

Look, at least now with sprays, maybe they'll get their shit together and hire more than one intern to do CARD PICS, as more than half of them are still placeholders.

Also the devs hinted at a card system rework in a recent Q&A, so it might just get worse real soon

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>>163760610
I'm ready for specialty cards to come back. Could be fun if done right this time and maybe make Skye playable again.

>>163745728
>there is literally no reason to forget healer
If you have a competent, aggressive team, Kill to Heal and Life Rip will keep everyone in the fight long enough. The early rounds will be a bit tougher, but once Cauterize gets going they'll have the upper hand. You actually need team coordination to pull it off, but it's not completely out of the question to skip out on the healing to gain significantly higher dps than the other team. Also helps that they can be more independent and mobile and don't need to babysit the healslut for half the game

kind of a newbie question here, which button toggles the "who killed me with how much damage" window when I'm dead

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>>163760407
>inb4 the make this an epic or legendary skin

>>163761607
"Y"

>>163760407
I can't tell if you are pretending to be retarded or not.

>>163760610
>>163760848
I have low expectations for it due to Drybear constantly talking about how they want champions to play the same way in every match so people know what they're up against.

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>>163760610
The game has A LOT of artwork in the files that isn't being used for some reason. Also a lot of cards used to have custom art but then they were removed for a while and when they were re-added they decided to use palceholders? I don't even know. It's just a waste of good art.

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Category:Card_icons

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Category:Removed_card_icons

>>163761936
not him but please share your wisdom

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>>163687508

>Didn't play a while
>They gave Cassie a Crossbow

Why?

>>163762250
So people stop talking about how we already have 2 bow characters this early in the games life

>>163762153
Damn that comfy looking smug asshole looks like he could be a fun champion himself

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>>163762250
Because they didn't want two bow users and though a crossbow fitted Cassie more (to which I agree).

>>163762375
It makes more sense with how her bow works.

>>163762138
He seems to have decided cards should do more now.
>We're looking at specifics around Aggression ... and Wrecker and Cauterize, and how that feels as a late-game healer ... We do want to look at Front Lines' positioning in season 1 ... and just have a healthier balance between Wrecker, shield health, tank health ... and amping up the card system, and how that has an impact on the gameplay, but also how you customize your character

>>163762250
>complaining about the crossbow
>not the covered midriff

>>163762538

What midriff?

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>>163762892
Exactly.

>>163763237
Hose>midrif

What if Aggression added damage over time instead of just extra damage?

>>163755194
Usually Russians in online games are extremely butthurt or semi-rarely extremely chill.

>>163763436
What if it was removed

>>163751252
No, Skye is the futa. Cassie couldn't handle her girth.

>>163763529
Nah, they should just re-add develop instead. http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Develop

>>163763639
I feel like the cards should force you to make a choice. Blast Shields vs Haven means you can't be strong against both, but for everyone except the tankiest tanks, 600 HP is worth more than the other options. The only way they could balance it is as the mediocre third choice that's less resist but for both types.

Optimally, do I press RMB with Tyra before or after I unload my mag

>>163763985
Depends on if you open with it or not. I tend to use it as often as possible, regardless of magazine status.

>>163763237
To be fair the old skins still have it very much exposed.

>>163764297
I'm just happy the old model is free for old players.

>>163763529
I'd rather have another viable choice for a red card, especially if wrecker/cauterize get rebalanced.

>>163763985
I open with it unless there's an obvious better chance to use it.

>>163764712
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Acid_Rounds

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Ambush

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Battle_Focus_IV

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Berserk_IV

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Big_Game_IV

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Biohazard

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Bloodlust

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Blight

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Blackout

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Broadhead_Arrows

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Buck_Shot_IV

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Bullet_Sponge

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Caustic

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Collateral

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Combat_Station

http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Cull_the_Weak

There is so much to choose for new damage cards. http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Category:Removed_Cards

>>163709324
this is what 1200 elo looks like

>>163765960
I can see why a lot of these were removed.

>http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Biohazard
This was my suggestion, although as a burn card, not a champion card.

>playing siege
>doing fairly well
>ctd TWICE in the span of five minutes due to "packet flow errors" or somesuch bullshit
Can I blame EAC for this? Or is it just Hi-Rez servers operating as intended?

>>163766879
I was talking of using the mechanics as new damage items, anon.

There are many, many more other cards in the removed cards list that could also work.

>>163767239
It's EAC.

>>163767381
Fucking.
Which process is it listed as so I can disable it?

>>163767239
that is something on your end you mongolic latino.

>>163767426
>>163767446
I should say it's an EAC error, but it's probably with your connection.

>>163767659
My connection was fine until those specific points.

>>163767659
>have to enable "view processes from all users" to even see the EAC process
Sneaky fucks.

>>163767967
reminder that you have to be as true fucking american to be afraid and scared of the evil anticheat that is preventing most kiddies from running rampant like they used to.

That or you are one of those american kiddies.

>>163768256
>anticheat needs kernel access to your system and needs to be installed in system32 instead of in program files
fuck yourself yurocuck

>>163767765
http://support.easyanticheat.net/kb/game/network/?lr=en-us

>>163768256
Is this that Russian propaganda I've heard so much about?

>>163768256
t. low rez

>>163768256
I'd believe this if I didn't see more cheaters now that everyone got it

>>163768548
You must be used to those shitty anticheats korean games use. How good are those at stopping cheats or bots?

>>163768801
Americans get scared and violent when faced with the unknown, even when there is absolutely no danger. Just like with russia becoming friends once again with the americans, this anticheat does not cause any harm. (otherwise you'd see people in rust or counter strike bitching about it)

>>163768894
if only they paid me (i do it for free)

>>163769161
You cannot blame getting destroyed to everyone being a cheater anymore anon.

>>163769595
more like how good is eac at stopping cheats if people are still constantly cheating
fuck off shill

>>163769863
Do you have any proof that people are indeed blatantly cheating?

>>163770092
do you have any proof that people are indeed being banned?
do you have further proof that they can't just turn around and create a new account to cheat more because it's a f2p game
fuck off shill

What happens if I kill the eac process and join a match? Because it has been dcing me

>>163769595
I've seen several kinessas randomly shooting me just when I'm going out of a cave while they were doing other stuff just before and no traps or cassies to see me.

>>163770210
You can see at least one person complaining about their unjust ban, and now and then you see people saying it's bullshit that their cheat history from rust is being used agains them in paladins.

I don't know exactly how it works as I'm not retarded enough to test it, but be it that the anticheat doesn't let you run the game or it blocks every account you use, the cheat reacts fast and no matter how much you try once caught you are forever fucked.

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>>163770821
great evidence
fuck off already shill

>>163770919
amazing denial there

you can't just ignore facts to magically be right, that is not how logic works. this isn't reddit you know?

out of the 6 chests from this event, I got absolutely fucking nothing so far (not even the "boost only" slot had anything interesting in it which is actually funny, another good reason never to buy a boost ever)

>>163772206
but you get extra gold and xp with the booster!

Haven't played since they nerfed propel, is the new hero any good? Does it take any skill

>>163772539
New hero is okay. She's not as OP as expected. I hate playing as her, but at least I can run away from her fire.

Is this game fun?

>>163772895
It's fun if you like the kind of game. It's sort of in the middle between TF2 and Overwatch, with some mild MOBA parts put in.

>>163772895

Sometimes, but HiRez is kinda making sure it's not too much fun by making retarded decisions.

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>still no drogoz voice lines
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>163773468
What's wrong with the current pack?

>>163772895
I'd say its worth the price.

>>163773376
Such as?

>>163773565
dummy
i meant no voice lines extracted from game files like evie has
i want his demonic laughter voice line

If anyone is looking for a friend that they can play with during the hours of 8:00 CST to 2:00 AM CST, feel free to add me. I play at other times too, but those are my guaranteed hours.

ArtFryson(steam or in-game)

Getting tired of pugs.

>>163774097
What do you play?

>>163774160
I'm proficient with:
Makoa
Barick
Fernando
Ruckus
Mal'Damba
Grohk
Bomb King
Evie
Tyra

Absolute shit with everyone else. Working on getting all of those listed to level 10 right now, then I'll work on a few other champs before going into ranked.

I'm tempted to buy Snapdragon
Dissuade me /palg/

>>163774818
game's dead yo

>>163774818
Don't let your dick buy things for you.

>>163774818
How much is it and how much do you have? Otherwise >>163774997

>>163775020
it's 375 crystals and I collected 590
>>163774997
but my dick is my friend, man

>>163775206
Can your dick tell the difference between traps, elves, and women?
If not, then it is not your friend.

>>163774818
Don't spend any crystals until you see how bad or good season one is. It may even bring new skins that you like more.

>>163775281
There's no difference, anon.

>>163775206
Isn't it in chests too?

>>163775281
it can definitely tell the difference! he's a good dick
>>163775284
alright, this guy is making sense, thanks amigo

>>163775380
Sure there is. Traps have dicks, elf women have dicks, elf men have smaller dicks, and regular women are just cunts.

>>163775530
ya meant elf women are for breeding with non-elves only, right

>>163774818
ying is fucked the hardest by cauterize because she can't even do damage or flank

i want to FUCK evie

>>163775638
That's just all elves. They're immortal, so we have to do our part to keep them from breeding out of control.

>>163775856
>she can't even do damage
Ying is alright. She's better than Grohk.

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>>163774818
>mfw got Snapdragon from a giveaway in a german website
>it was just the body and nothing else

I have conflicting feelings, but you have it easy.

I'm tempted to buy the expo shit just for my girl.
Talk me out of it /palg/.

>>163777808
The color scheme is garbo

>>163777808
dude, I'm >>163774818
let's listen to this guy >>163775284

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wew lad rate my loot box pull

>>163779028
>gold in loot boxes
When will Overwatch stop ripping us off?

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>>163779028
Better than mine ;_;

I don't understand why you guys support Hi-rez after what they did to Tribes

>>163780050
Because they've made games since then that are fun, not banking on a tiny niche audience, and well supported.

If Paladins has the same fate as Tribes, we'll still have patches in 2020 and the servers will still be up after that. How horrifying.

>>163780050
I trust Hi-rez more than Blizzard.

>>163780305
>trusting a company that makes free games over one that has a gay character

>>163780405
>implying I care about the fag agenda
Oh no, I don't trust Blizzard because of what they did to Diablo and Starcraft, Blizzard North/Condor, and since they've merged with Activision.

There are far worse reasons not to trust them beyond their pandering agenda.

>>163780050
I don't.

>>163778116
B-but it looks festive!

>>163778914
B-but what if it's limited?

>>163780405
>implying Hi-Rez couldn't or wouldn't pull it out of their arse for media attention that Skye is gay

>>163780760
I keep telling you, futa isn't gay.

>>163780702
Look, the event Ying costume is just a garbage recolour. If you really must buy something, then complete your Snapdragon set. But it would be the smarter choice to wait until her next set comes out.

>>163780812
But it won't be futa, it will be 100% gay

>>163773692
You mean on the wiki? someone already uploaded evie, cassie and skye, so I imagine drogoz will be up soon? maybe

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who would win?

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>>163775638
No, I mean they have dicks too.
Theirs just only come out when they're fucking a male elf or a trap.
It's kinda like how hyenas work.

>>163780305
You're retarded then
Hi-rez jumps on any cash grab they think they can take
They'll be making a Hearthstone clone by next year

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>>163780959
Fucking Lettuce-Rez giving Ying the short end of the stick. They better make it up with a legendary skin SOON™.

Give her a wedding dress skin so I can marry her already, you shits.

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>playing Buck on comp
>doing REALLY good
>probably best I've ever played Buck ever
>in the end, got 15 flank kills and 16 solo kills
>team is doing good too, we cap the point 3 times, but can't fully get the payload
>each time we get it to 95% and fail
>last round
>enemy pulls ONE win out of their ass
>skye uses her ultimate 2 times
>because they get points for defending they win
>all the work and actual skill my entire team put into the game is lost
why the FUCK is this allowed?

>>163781150
Left is tougher, but right has cozy hair instead of edgy hair.

>>163781593
The old system would've fixed this, but it was more complex.

>>163781150
TyyT is the one that actually holds the gun, so dual carry assault rifles are definitely a plus. However, arra is the one that reloads, so most likely once TyyT empties her 2 magazines she'll have to resort to her fists. Other than that, arra also has the Molotov as her weapon. I think this one goes to arra.

>>163781890
Two molotovs would be pretty deadly since neither has mobility.

>>163781000
Oh boy I can't wait to listen to BK's stuff

On another note, don't you guys think the champs should introduce themselves when they get PotG?
Evie even has a voiceline that would fit this very well
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/e2/Evie_TR_Idle_1_f.ogg

>>163782862
no
no
no no no no no

>>163782862
If they had a lot of lines for it, maybe, but they'll already get buried under VGS spam anyways.

Maybe though that would give them motivation to pay the VAs to record ultimate and payload lines for everyone instead of "cards are ready" and "attack the siege engine".

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>still no fix for the EAC disconnects.

>>163784283
season 1 will fix it :)

>>163784283
Still not having them.

>>163784283
I killed the EAC process from task manager and mine works now

>>163785256
Same.

>>163781327
Are you actually saying that global agenda and tribes were two cash grab games?

I do believe that you are the retarded one, my anon.

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>>163781327
>Runescape comes out
>Blizzard makes WoW later
>MOBAs become insanely popular
>Blizzard puts out HoTS later
>TF2 starts to die
>Blizzard puts out another half-baked game gobbled down by it's fans
>Hi-Rez jumps on any cash grab

>>163785947
That lucrative Tribes fanbase market, anon. If each of them buys overpriced microtransactions, they'll have a whole thousands of dollars!

>>163787079
I just checked steamcharts and there's still 25 guys playing it :'(
F

>>163787615
That poor odd man out. Probably gonna be waiting in a queue all night.

>>163787615
Those poor, deluded fools.
I wonder if they're all even on the same server.

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How do we stop dying

>>163788447
by pressing e

>>163788447
it's the holidays and exams for university students
if there isn't an upswing mid-January, then we're fucked

>>163788447
I hear iron and lead supplements work well, but only if taken orally.

>>163788447
Right now is lousy timing. A lot of players likely got something new for the holidays that they'll be playing for a little bit. Not doing a real holiday update might actually have been a good idea, hopefully season 1 reminds them to play.

And:
>graphs with non-zero origins on the y-axis

>>163784880
>>163785256
Followed you method and finally got my chests. They had some cool emotes too I just hope I don't get banned for real now.

>>163788447
>fps drops not fixed
>lag spikes not fixed
>weapon and emote unequip bug
>wrecker, cauterize still not nerfed or reworked
this game deserve to die

This game is fun as heck if you find your favourite champions for each role and you continue to only play them
Post yours
Frontline
>barik
>makoa
Damage
>cassie
>viktor
Flank
>skye
>evie
Heal
>motumbo
>ying

>>163789760
>implying 90% of players experience or give a damn about most of those things

I've seen people who don't even buy items. I doubt they care about wrecker not being fixed yet, since Kinessa doesn't even have shields.

season 1 when

>>163790135
Most likely a few weeks after Lo-Rez Expo (5 Jan) sooo end of January at the earliest

>>163789881
Agreed, my favorites are
>Viktor

>>163790271
Why do they pretend it's an expo when it's really the SMITE World Championships?

>>163790135
Better get your beta player achievement now before you're locked out forever.

>>163790135
Torvald when?
Talent cards when?

>>163790412
Obviously to popularize Paladins and whatever the fuck their new game was, I forgot

>>163790763
Probably next month. Hopefully they space those out so they're better balanced.

>>163789881
>Frontline
Fernando - Love the flame thrower and the high hp.

>Damage
Tyra - Her weapons just feel good to use and I like tearing down tanks with her fire and ultimate.

>Flank
Pip - I run a healing focused Pip but I do most of my flanking with him too.

>Support
Ying - Best girl is the best healer too.

>>163788447

>80% of that is russkies, BRs and oomalians

WHAT WE DO IS BUILD A DIGITAL WALL, TO KEEP THEM 3RD WORLD SCUM OUT OF OUR GLORIOUS BURGER AND SAFE SPACE SERVERS!!!!!

>>163787079
Tribes is a niche among niches that barely broke even (if that) before it got dropped. Tribes was simply not something that could ever turn into the "next big thing". And no, just because it was popular among the "memers" of the internet for a while doesn't mean it was it (that'd be like saying that argentinians are white because they said so).

>>163787615
>>163787902
Since you two seem to ignore two facts, I'll let you know that:
a) Both tribes and paldins are games that can be played on and off Steam. Most current Tribes players play outside steam because of the tests they did last year. Test for what? And why would anyone still be playing it? you wonder
b) Hi-Rez released a massive rework of tribes december last year, merging classes back into 3, rebalancing all weapons along with adding classic ones from previous tribes games, added new maps, and they made vehicles not completely worthless outside of ramming people defending the flag spots with them.
There are so many things that you could use to talk shit about hi-rez, and you choose the weakest arguments.

>>163793002
You seem to know a lot, is Tribes fun? What's it about? Which is the best game to get? Why play through Hi-Rez instead of Steam?

>>163793002
>tfw you talk shit about hirez' kikery but everyone calls you a buttmad tribes player even though you didn't play that game
;_;

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>Every match I had today had Kinessa and Shalin on both teams
>All 4 of them build aggression

>>163793537
Tribes Ascend is still a pretty fun game, even if it obviously is lacking on players. It's a pretty unforgiving game due to it's tricks and speed gimmicks that aren't for everyone. If you want to try it you should do it now, because while the game was updated and it brought in people, sadly it won't really grow.

Hi-Rez had also made a page that went online along with the T:A update, which lets you download the previous titles for free, so you can give them a try too if you want. http://www.tribesuniverse.com/

The standalone client lets you play even if steam is down, and the patches are much smaller there than on steam (a 2 gb update is usually 400 mb on the standalone).

Why do I always get the shitter teams?

>>163801654
i don't know, but i get them too. all the time. it isn't about who has more skill, but who is less retarded

>>163793002
t. chicano

>>163796359
>Hi-Rez had also made a page that went online along with the T:A update, which lets you download the previous titles for free
>Hi-Rez hates Tribes so much they sabotaged Ascend by giving out all the other games for free

>>163791763
they have their own servers though

>>163802258

DOESNT STOP THEM FROM INFESTING OURS!

>>163802393
>tfw I was the only english speaker in a team full of tacos
>actually cheerful folks, stayed on-point, ended up winning the match
Went better than expected, really.

>buy epic founders pack, because I want the christmas chest items and it was cheaper upgrading than buying 15 bucks of gems
>start buying chests right after the transaction goes through, see i bought one
>don't get it, but get the 9 others
>"well ok, as long as i get the merrymaker set in full it'll be fine"
>get everything except the merrymaker top
>:(

>>163807031
loser

>>163807031
Sounds like the average chest experience in a hi-rez game, wouldn't be surprised if you got the other 2 pieces in your last two chests desu

>>163807283
i didn't, classic hi-rez
last thing i needed was the merrymaker top, which i didn't get

i need my waifubait

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>paying for e-pussy

>>163808339
Let's be honest here, who is not Mexican? Every time I play someone starts speaking in Spanish, and I'm Mexican too so I don't mind, but people seem to think that's the game main language.

>>163810769
Are you shit? I swear to god every spanish-speaking person I've ever encountered in any game was shit. I hope Trump builds a fucking e-wall too.

>>163811557
No, maybe because I try to not speak in taco unless necessary

>>163793537
Play Tribes 1. They actually have good/great players still playing. Not players that become good because people left.

>>163811557
I've had no issue with Spanish speakers, except when they refuse to use VGS and use chat to talk about nothing important (in Spanish) even though they're in a party.

>>163802086
>>163801928
Epico. Simplemente epico.

>>163813836
Oh my god, I understand Spanish now. It's just like Pig Latin!

I mean, oho mymente godo, imente understando spanisho.

i haven't launched this game in months
why does everything become tedious and uninteresting

>>163816520
You know how /v/ doesn't actually play videogames and instead prefers to shitpost all day long?

It's more or less the same.

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>>163817686
this game is just painful to watch
update after update its been nothing but disappointment
retarded devs and their retarded decisions are completely ruining it
its not even out of beta, full of bugs, and theyre already adding cosmetic microtransactions
not to mention theyre struggling to keep cheaters out of the game, despite having distributed some shitty anti cheat program which harms non-cheaters more than cheaters

>>163816520
I uninstalled the game a week ago and yet im still here
Im like hoping to one day wake up, check the general and suddenly every problem is fixed

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What exactly are all the problems I keep seeing this thread talk about in the game right now? I'm not trying to be a shill or anything, but I didn't find anything particularly bad about OB40, especially considering how OB39 went horribly. The main issue of Drogoz's movement hasn't gotten fixed, sure, but what's making this game so "terrible" right now? I've been able to play pretty fine for a while now and it's not like the balancing is an unacceptable, awful mess at the moment either, I'm seeing very varied teams when I play competitive. Even when it comes to the bugs, they haven't been so drastic as to cost me a match or anything either. Am I just being too forgiving or is there actually something wrong?

>>163822884
>>163818382

It just can't compete with the perfection that is Overwatch pham.

>>163823145
Overwatch is fucking boring though

>>163823181
Hello lo-rez

>>163823245
Hey what's going on blizzard

>>163823245
hello blizzard
now are you done shitposting faggot

>>163822884
the current problems with paladins are including (but not limited to) ;
cauterize is far too strong rendering healers useless late match
wrecker is way too strong rendering most tanks useless later on
within the healer class balance is off, grohkk is useless due to shit numbers, pip is a shitty hybrid healer/flank who is almost never played as he's supposed to, and grovers kit is hilariously self-contradictory
hi-rez has run out of interesting ideas for damage champions, yet keeps shitting them out
the card aggression is useless
they have no ide what to do with skye and as such she's also borderline useless.

>>163823468
>pip is a shitty hybrid healer/flank who is almost never played as he's supposed to
>people complain if he's played as healer because his heals aren't enough(even though he's not a Healing Specalist unlike the rest of the support cast)
>people complain if he's played as flanker simply because he's put in the support category

really sparks my neurons

>>163823707
its more that people who pick him seem to think they can neglect either of his roles
he is a sub-par healer of considered over time and in less than perfect situations
he is a sub-par flanker in that he cant really fight most of the real powerhouses 1v1
He can be good but it requires you have a brain and constantly bounce between healing and flanking which most players cant do

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>playing Drogoz on frozen guard
>pop ult to try and save the point
>Nando gets cheeky and pops his, rendering him invulnerable long enough for it to not matter
>change targets to next-closest, an Evie who'd already used her mobility skills
>bitch cubes at the last microsecond
>this costs us the match

I used that crystallized rage to go full ham as Ruckus in the next map and did everyone's job for them because they were a bunch of shitters who picked aggression. Except the Grover. The Grover was a good guy.

>>163823707
>he's not a Healing Specialist unlike the rest of the support cast
Since his healing potion got buffed he's a better healer than Grover. He's better than Grohk too if you don't throw all your cards into making his healing totem functional.
It's just that nobody plays him as such because he's also a great flanker.

What Hi-Rez should really do is just do away with the pointless class system altogether. All the most stupid nerfs have been solely to do with characters "not fitting their intended role".

So where's the Tyra lewds

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>>163827321
Does Tyra reminds anyone else of Freya ? She has potential, I think.

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Second festive chest, second time I get something for a champ I never play. Thanks, lowrez

>>163827761
>drum fed ak
>molotov
>a hunter with a bear skin cape

???

>in queue
>3 minutes in
>match found
>someone doesn't accept
>5 minutes in
>match found
>someone doesn't accept
>8 minutes in
>someone takes Tyra, another person complains that it wasn't him and dodges
>13 minutes in
>match found
>someone doesnt pick a character
>match found
>~17 minutes in
>match found
>everyone's lagging
>match is unstable bullshit, closes

this game deserves to die

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If you could only buy and upgrade one item in the game on all your champions what would it be?

>>163834552
chronos

How tall is Tyra?
I have a giantess fetish

Anyone else experiencing unplayable levels of ping?

>>163835403

yes, at least I was a few hours ago when I was playing

Movement felt fine but there was a delay whenever I would try to use an ability

>>163834552

either caut

or

wrecker

>>163822884

it is much better than it was

back pre-maldamba patch the tanks were the most unbalanced role, and some of them had been in the game a long time

now all the roles are much closer in balance except for the damage heroes, which is normal since the last two additions are new and naturally haven't been balanced

>>163834552
caut cause I main nando

>>163831587
>being russian

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Official champion theme songs:

Grohk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

Androxus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

Fernando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E

Ruckus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco

Others
???????

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>>163687508
did you already buy your booster /palg/?

>>163839324
I bought one and my dick size increased by 2" (for 7 days), it's a really simple trick that Overwatchcucks don't want you to know!

>>163838768
Viktor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud48BNkbuhI

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>>163839663
that is right, and it increase your boobs if you are a pretty lady like me

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>>163840725
DFC>>>>>cowtits

>>163840725
By 5%! It's no joke ladies, get boosting today!

>>163840835
You are aware that isn't considered DFC right?

>>163840951
yeah but it's the closest thing I have that is Paladins related. Evie should be flatter than she is currently in game too.

>>163841009
She would have to look cuter by cute I'm mean younger as well, western devs can't do anything right because they fear trigering normies.

>>163839324
I bought founder's pack because it's cheap as fuck in Mexican currency

How long does it take for you to find a match? Takes almost 3 mins for me, almost puts me off

>>163844105

when I solo que for comp my ques are usually 15 mins at about 4500 rating

i am east usa

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To the guy who said a few threads ago that you can't hit all 3 of them in the training room

>>163844105
Just tab out and do something else while waiting.

>>163844105
Casual is either like 10 seconds or 2 minutes.

Competitive is always at least 3 minutes for me. I don't even bother anymore, since half the time someone drops out anyways.