/twg/ - Total War General

Day 215
Warhammer is still shit.

S/o to the brits for letting me use their ship to btfo shogunfags

Xth for Superior Elf women and shaving dwarven sluts

File: 20161225053345_1.jpg (402KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 1366x768px

Well lads, let's begin this then

File: bombardmentsftw.jpg (436KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

436KB, 1920x1080px

>>163659293

How far do I need to go to make a Sassanid campaign worthy of a true vnderstander?

Did the White Huns make it suitably difficult? What if I declare war on all my satraps at start to simulate a mass rebellion? Or do I have to go full This is Total War? Please /twg/, I don't want to be whatever the Persians call a pleb.

Also, fuck you Google, don't you fucking redline Sassanid. I hate this fucking "Sasanian" shit, why did historians decide that just this one dynasty needs to be -ian instead of -id? Achaemenid, Seleucid, Arsacid, Saffarid, Samanid, Safavid, Afsharid, but Sasanian? The only other Iranian dynasty names ending in -ian are named after places (Parthian and Khwarezmian), but the Sassanids were named after some mythical ancestor name Sasan.

File: 20161224034903_1.jpg (267KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 1360x768px

My beard hurts
My hands are cold
I wish I was home weighing gold

File: 20161225053402_1.jpg (418KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 1366x768px

Holy shit

File: 20161225053431_1.jpg (279KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 1366x768px

>>163659715
Problem is, I have many armies in the north just holding an instable peace with the nervii and such. So, I'm making two new armies to take back the north of africa. Fuckers flanked me, so, I'm about to lose two, three regions all at once. Fuckers.

File: Warhammer_Faction_rollan_v1.5.0.jpg (461KB, 1120x1274px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 1120x1274px

>>163659141
Christmas rollan!

File: Skarsnik bear.png (81KB, 680x778px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 680x778px

>Want to play Skarsnik
>remember Tree Hitler exists

>>163659816

>losing a city defence against cavalry

Inexcusable. You should have plugged all the gaps with 1-2 infantry, filled from reserves where necessary, and focus fired their ranged with your own. Your cav should have been hiding or kept inside to run around and hit moshpits in the rear.

You deserve to lose Africa.

File: 20161225053517_1.jpg (403KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

403KB, 1366x768px

>>163659816

File: Campaign_brt_loading.png (3MB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1200px

Rejoice! For a Knight of Bretonnia provides your shield.

File: 1 storytime.jpg (464KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

464KB, 1920x1080px

I was inspired by the Vampire Count adventures in the border princes territory, and decided to do a fun/specific target campaign of my own, so gather 'round ya gitz and hear the story of how Grimgor Stole Christmas

File: 20161225053613_1.jpg (420KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

420KB, 1366x768px

>>163659960
>implying I lost

git gud scrub. The provinces I'm losing don't have troops in it.

>>163660075
>that horse blob

jesus

File: 2 the wagh in the north begins.jpg (679KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

679KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660045
After gathering the toughest boyz and sneakiest gobbos I could get my hands on, I headed north, disregarding all else. it didn't take long before Grimgor took his first steps in northern snow, and realized how cold it was and how difficult this was actually going to be. the original plan was to sit around and raid until a waagh showed up, but there was no time for that.

New content for Attila 2017?

File: 3 checking out our new home.jpg (691KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

691KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660159

there it is, kraka drak, the home of the snow dwarves. it is here that the toys for christmas are made, bringing joy to all the puny races of the world, and soon it will be our home, and the toys will be ours, as well as all the christmas joy

File: 1383969999547.gif (456KB, 480x350px) Image search: [Google]

456KB, 480x350px

>Miners (Blasting Charges)

File: 4 intercepting the fleeing dwarves.jpg (460KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

460KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660242

the dwarves inside head out to deliver toys, but we intercept them and send in the boyz. We hold the high ground as our doom divers dive, our orks hold the line, and our skulkers take their lives. it is not long before the battle is won, the stunties are dead and the day is done.

>>163660008
*rejoices*

File: 20161225053803_1.jpg (433KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

433KB, 1366x768px

>>163660075
>>163660116

File: pure love.jpg (42KB, 248x252px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 248x252px

>>163660045

I'm glad I could help make /twg/ a more cozy place.

My vamp campaign fizzled, but I've got a Christmas surprise for you all tomorrow if I can just figure out where in the localization file Legendary Lord campaign map names are stored...

But really, you guys are great, and the only reason I still come to 4chan. Merry christmas my fellow understanders :3

File: 5 knock knock.jpg (469KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660353

next up to attack is our new home kraka drak, we hit both the doors and we send in the boars

File: 20161225053909_1.jpg (425KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

425KB, 1366x768px

>>163660421

Merry Christmas my /twg friends!

File: 6 sneaky gits about to come down the chimney.jpg (603KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

603KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660454

our skulkers snuck in and hit them in the flanks, stabbing and slicing and slaughtering through there ranks.

I was looking at twitter
to find those images from the first episode that BBC were posting. A lot of people seem to dislike Gregg for how excitable he is.

File: 7 Christmas successfully stolen.jpg (793KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

793KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660551

by turn 23 we have kraka drak, and with it a hope of actually taking and holding the north

File: stabby_stabby.jpg (648KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

648KB, 1920x1080px

>mfw it's stabby time

File: 8 apparently Christmas is popular.jpg (614KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

614KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660660

our actions have consequences, drawing the scorn of practically everyone, every human, norsican and dwarf in sight wants to kill me.

File: 20161225020738_1.jpg (406KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 1360x768px

>>163659916
Just burn down the trees nerd

This dwarf cock sucker has taken the last fucking waggh stack god dammit

File: 9 meanwhile back at black crag.jpg (584KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

584KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660763

Meanwhile, things are going bad back at black crag, but despite an active rebellion and a barak var siege going on, they still manage to be happy about something

File: 10 cornered main army.jpg (770KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

770KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660867

back in Norsica, we have gone mostly ignored by the armies that want to kill us, as they are all at war with eachother as well, the winner of the brawl is Varg, who for some reason hates me for stealing christmas. I've read the naughty list, they are on it every year. they must really love getting coal. Unfortunately all kraka drak has is diamonds, and I'm not sure how to reverse the process and turn them back into coal, so to compensate I'll just burn down their towns and turn them into charcoal, it is close enough. Once I take care of the main Varg army, wounded from its fight with the last of kraka drak's dwarves, I'll be able to deliver coal to every single settlement.

File: 20161225021218_1.jpg (325KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 1360x768px

>>163660814
its stabbin time boyz

File: 11 Black Crag's last night.jpg (689KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

689KB, 1920x1080px

>>163660961

Barak Var finally attacks, and the boyz take down more than I expected, but the arro boys are practically useless

File: 12 Waagh goes left.jpg (655KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

655KB, 1920x1080px

>>163661062

my victory over the main varg army spawns a waagh, wich I send to deliver coal to the Varg settlements to the right while I handle with the ones to the left as well as the chaos rebels that spawn every few turns

File: Hate_Dwarves-Bruce.jpg (168KB, 460x460px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 460x460px

>>163660710
>mfw it's routing greenskin shits with a handful of thunderer volleys time

File: 13 I went right.jpg (693KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

693KB, 1920x1080px

>>163661154

I kept this settlement alive as long as possible, sacking it every turn to get Grimgor's levels up, as well as as a small source of income and to bait Varg armies to come try to defend it, making the coal delivering much more convenient for me, but after a dozen or so turns the waagh catches up to me and razes it, ending my fun

File: 14 the little waaagh that could.jpg (725KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

725KB, 1920x1080px

>>163661248

with Varg all but destroyed I wanted to turtle up a bit, and you can't do that with a waagh raiding your own territory every turn, so I sent them on a suicide mission, but behold a christmas miracle, they somehow managed to get a heroic victory.

File: 20161225021923_1.jpg (299KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 1360x768px

>>163661005
>dwarves in charge of defendin theyz backsides
>>163661168
See that to my stabba not online see what happens stuntie

File: victory.jpg (478KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

478KB, 1920x1080px

After a horrible failure for my first FotS/Shogun 2 campaign, my second attempt seemed almost laughable, as my rine infantry facerolled the pathetic armies of the shogunfags

File: 15 No orks allowed.jpg (514KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

514KB, 1920x1080px

>>163661336

I realized that the humans care more about me punishing people on the naughty list than they do about me stealing Christmas, so I end the war with kislev and start to deliver more coal to get them to stop randomly sending up a stack that forces me to return home to defend. The beastmen are razing their smaller settlements, putting them high up on the naughty list, but no matter what I did, I couldn't convince kislev to let me come in and help them. I guess they wanted to deliver the coal to the beastmen themselves.

Just picked up Total War Warhammer, where the fuck is the keyboard shortcut for Fire at Will and Guard mode in the controls? I can clearly see them in the UI below when I'm playing.

Also, is there no skirmish mode for missile troops? No loose formations?

File: 16 naughty list just got huge.jpg (665KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

665KB, 1920x1080px

>>163661416

Chaos invades. They apparently don't like that I've been delivering coal and are here to shut it down, making the naughty list so big that every other faction instantly loves me.

>>163661404
>needing rine infantry
>not destroying their entire army with armstrong guns before they even meet your line

File: Czgep7sXAAAatVW.jpg (84KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1024x576px

#Woke #Zama #African_Vacation

File: 17 he sees you when you are sleeping.jpg (657KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

657KB, 1920x1080px

>>163661493

there were about 5 stacks of varg/skaeling/chaos in one area, but lightning strike made cleaning them up a breeze. and soon after this I got giants to really destroy any chance that they had of taking me down

File: 20161225022524_1.jpg (233KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 1360x768px

>>163661350
Ah the ole sneak a giant spider right behind'em trick
Works ery time

File: 18 you are no longer awake.jpg (656KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

656KB, 1920x1080px

>>163661591

Chaos is defeated, and christmas is saved, for now.

File: 20161225022923_1.jpg (253KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [Google]

253KB, 1360x768px

>>163661608
Ah a stuntie right where he belongs

File: 19 Christmas is saved.jpg (532KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

532KB, 1920x1080px

>>163661681

I know they'll be back soon because number one on the naughty list, archaeon, hasn't even shown up yet, but my actions have redeemed me in the eyes of the other factions, and when archaeon does show up, we will be ready for him

that does it for now, hope you guys enjoyed it and I didn't come across as a giant faggot the first time I posted a campaign. I highly recommend migrating to kraka drak, it is a lot of fun as it is just non stop fighting all the time and as you slaughter noriscans the rest of the world grows to absolutely love you

File: 20161224232321_1.jpg (604KB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [Google]

604KB, 1680x1050px

>>163661493

You're doing Gork's work, lad.

Fuck, I have over 600 hours in Attila, but I've never played a single campaign long enough to actually fight Attila.

What do I do lads? I was thinking of an artificially difficult Sassanid run, but I know I'll just get bored too soon. I need an idea for a campaign that will keep me engaged for 200 turns.

And don't say Tanukhids, I've already blobbed to Constantinople and back with them.

File: WHY.png (112KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 1920x1080px

WTF CA? Why did you remove building subchains?
Fucking hell.

>>163662359
warhammer is designed to make campaign map "choices" as simple as possible for new people. they want the dumbest person in the world to be able to go, oh look I need more public order I'll build hte one public order building, but that still isn't simple enough for some of these retards that can't read tool tips and then get fucked by corruption and go "WOW this is impossible please nerf"

>>163662232
Play a barbar faction like Saxons or Geats without fucking off to Britain, try to control Europe
You'll be right at the frontline against Attila.

>>163660539
Merry Christmas!

>>163662559
They kept things like maintainence costs and the like from attila in. There is leftover code for food shortage attrition, cities requiring a food surplus to create (not just growth) and the like. I am just pissed that they had to remove the one thing that would make empire building more fun.

>>163662842
For that one Anon.

So what do Greenskins do with the rare dwarf women they find in conquered Karaks?

>>163662559
>>163662750

>province level spreadsheeting
>fun

The campaign mechanics have always been complete shit, and as long as they're shit, the less I have to deal with them, the better. If you think Attila's building system was deep, complex, or intellectually engaging in any way, you're functionally retarded.

They need to copy the diplomacy of EUIV, the asymmetrical provinces of any Paradox game, and come up with a building system that's about directing your entire empire in one direction or another instead of making sure every province has 2-3 threshold numbers taken care of and then maxed out for money (or troop recruitment in 2-3 provinces empire-wide).

File: 20161225030518_1.jpg (521KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

521KB, 1920x1200px

This game can be so frustrating sometimes

>Out maneuver and kite the enemy the whole battle
>All he has left is his lords and cygores with no ammo
>They proceed to rout my whole fucking army, not even causing a lot of casualties, just massive morale loss for some reason
>Lose despite kicking his ass

Lords in this game are very frustrating sometimes. I don't understand why some random beastlord is able to sit there and take punishment from my whole army, laugh it off, and proceed to rout everyone.

>>163663193
you can do that with mods.
I am pissed because they removed the tools to make buildings more complex than they had in rome 2.

>play himyar
>trying to take aksum capital
>6 afar swordsmen
how the fuck are they so powerful?

>>163663394
the tools I mean.
>>163663193
Rome 2 and attila had provinces with different fertility levels, places where you could specialize the provinces based on resources and all that. I want the Empire to actually feel like an empire, not a giant reikland blob.

File: 1472276097060.png (216KB, 1147x854px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 1147x854px

>>163659851
havent heard "YARI ASHIGARU GOZAIMASU" in ages, so lets double down

>>163663658
That dubs part has to be removed. You can only get dubs with 3 of the clans for Shogun 2 and all of the clans from RotS and FotS cannot convert to Christianity again.

>>163660270
>Ironbreakers (Blasting Charges)

>>163663658
Rollin

>>163663658
da revy is ready

File: asd.jpg (874KB, 1750x1184px) Image search: [Google]

874KB, 1750x1184px

>>163663658
roll

>>163663658
>Obama

>>163663623

>Rome 2 and attila had provinces with different fertility levels, places where you could specialize the provinces based on resources and all that.

It was a no-brainer to put food buildings in the high fertility provinces, although Attila ruined that with local food requirements, and climate change causing the fertility-neutral farm to be ideal in 90% of the provinces.

We should be making choices that affect how we play the game later on, not pointless threshold management.

I.E. make three different types of building for every province: military, urban, and agricultural. Have 2-3 buildings per type. Each military building allows you to recruit X number of units of Y type, so your military infrastructure will significantly affect what size and kinds of armies you can build. Urban development gives you lots of money but costs a lot of food, and epidemics and riots and other shit will fuck you periodically. Agricultural produces food and a bit of money, but is always self-sufficient.

You get better overall output from specializing provinces, but higher risk (big cities get fucked more by disease, if you rely 2-3 farm provs, one being hit by a bad event fucks your entire empire).

So, we now have the following important choices:

-Overall military vs. urban vs. agrarian focus for the empire
-Evenly mixed or highly specialized development plan
-How we structure our army with our level of resources (i.e. lots of good troops, or a few elite badasses and a lot of shit-tiers).

File: 1381404445753.jpg (35KB, 419x604px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 419x604px

Is Warhammer really worth the money? I'm kind of Assblasted for having to pay extra 25€ just so i can play with Skarsnik and best elves.

>Trying to play Very Hard elves
>Beastmen stacks keep spawning
>They run 10,000 miles just to raid my lands and destroy my outposts
>Can't possibly keep up with how many spawn
>No way to permanently get rid of them

this is fucking retarded, m8.

>>163664483
>pointless threshold management.
wrong.
You had the option of specializing the provinces you had based on their local resources or using them for something else. It wasn't so apparent in the base game, but if you followed house rules or mods that slowed down gameplay pace you would notice.
>Do I spread my culture in this province so that I can stabilize it in the long run and use it for something more.
>Do I turn this province into a hotbed of industry so that it becomes a primary moneymaker for my empire.
>Do I turn this province with rich mineral deposits into a full on military staging area with military infrastructure that lets me pump out armies I can use to expand my kingdom or mantain a standing force to police my heavily taxed zones or agricultural lands?

Right now the game doesn't have that. It is all about expanding, having a province or two for recruiting your entire army roster and then turning everything else into moneymakers.

After I research the related technology, can I destroy the buildings?

I am playing as the Elves, and I want to build more useful things in my capital than these two tech-enabling buildings.

File: 1469541902153.jpg (125KB, 909x910px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 909x910px

Merry Christmas!
I hope you cheap fucks who complain about DLC at least bought something for your friend in his wishlist to subsidize your whining.

How do I play WRE without wanting to kill myself 10 turns in?

When is CA going to let us tax provinces individually again?

>>163664694
No it's not.

>>163664748
>stuggling as welves
how?

>>163665160
play extremely aggressively, don't abandon even an inch of roman clay, fuck barbar shit up

File: 2iQIW4Z.jpg (907KB, 2400x1702px) Image search: [Google]

907KB, 2400x1702px

Merry Christmas Ancient Empires. 2017 is the year!

>>163665447
Never ever

File: fregg.jpg (54KB, 800x522px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 800x522px

>>163665447
>mfw Attila end times compared to Warhams turn end times
>mfw ths map

File: 1482288517325.gif (2MB, 301x353px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 301x353px

>>163665447
>Iberia
>that far from the Iberian peninsula

>>163665728
There are also several factions that can suddenly appear on the map if a rebellion happens or if the faction is liberated.

What is most fun faction to play in Attila dlc included?

>>163664843

>having a province or two for recruiting your entire army roster and then turning everything else into moneymakers.

Literally all I ever did in R2 or Attila.

>Do I spread my culture in this province so that I can stabilize it in the long run and use it for something more.

You always try to prevent negative PO, especially if you are going to hold a province long term. If not possible at present, you garrison it until you don't have to.

>Do I turn this province into a hotbed of industry so that it becomes a primary moneymaker for my empire.
>Do I turn this province with rich mineral deposits into a full on military staging area with military infrastructure that lets me pump out armies I can use to expand my kingdom or mantain a standing force to police my heavily taxed zones or agricultural lands?

You need 2-3 military recruitment zones tops regardless of size, and on top of that all you do is maximize money without sending a threshold number into the red.

The only real choice deriving from the current system is whether or not to use soldiers to boost PO, or invest in buildings, i.e. a choice between which exact way you spend your money on managing a threshold number.

Paradox games are generally shallow as fuck, but they're light years ahead of the steaming pile of shit that is the TW campaign system. There's so many fucking models for acceptably playable turn-based strategy out there, it shouldn't be that fucking hard for CA to come up with something.

File: attila execute3.webm (1006KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

1006KB, 960x540px

>>163665885
W R E
R
E

File: 1458948411366.png (331KB, 397x402px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 397x402px

>>163665885

Is fall of the eagles a good mod for Attila?

>>163666095

yes

>>163665885
Aksum or Himyar because shock infantry and ARMORED CAMEL WARRIORS

File: 162983_HERO.jpg (69KB, 980x360px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 980x360px

Why doesn't anyone ever talk about Rise of the Samurai?
Is it crap or just nothing special?

>>163666140
Would that still be the case if I had fall of the eagles because those are one of the factions that get overhauled

RotS kinda feels like a less-fleshed-out Shogun 2. I don't know that I'll give it another run.

>tfw most likely doomed to lose because you thought you had selected long campaign, spent loads of turns developing your economy, and didn't realize until the last minute that you had selected short campaign and needed to get three or four unstoppable armies that aren't just levy stacks built up pronto

>>163649297

I love Cimmeria. It's the best of both Occidental and Oriental units from the timeframe. Hoplites, incredibly strong foot archers, horse-fuckery of every stripe, and a really fun starting position.

>>163666213

I was thinking of one of the Black Sea ones. But I don't want to spread Greek again for a while after my big Massilia campaign.

>>163666205
all rook very same

>>163666209
I don't know, because I never played one of those factions with FotE.

>>163666095
its unfinished and never will be finished because meloncat died, so some factions are really under/overpowered

play something else

>>163666205
It takes the "all armies have identical units" thing that S2 suffers from but makes it significantly more obvious by removing unique units entirely and stripping down the roster even more. It also covers a conflict that's almost entirely unknown in the western world. As far as CA products go it's an oddity, an early experiment in additional content to try and see how it's received.

>>163666264
That's understandable. Part of the reason why I loved Cimmeria in vannila is precisely due to the fact that I could have one Hellenic foot army and one nomadic Scythian mounted army at the same time, but the roster is still predominantly Greek.

>>163666264
play baktria then
become heterogenes.

File: MAKIN ME ANGRY.jpg (83KB, 162x331px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 162x331px

>Gobbo Archers

>>163664694
I'd say so, but I have a job, some disposable income, and don't live with my parents.

>>163665885
Jutes, watch your Housecarls/Huscarls fucking tear the enemy to shreds.

It is like a god damn meat-grinder watching them go to work.

Also, Vikings are fun in general. Geats have the best bonus due to lack of winter attrition in my opinion, but only Jutes get the OP as fuck unique units.

File: charles.jpg (61KB, 770x578px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 770x578px

>>163665885

Franks

>>163667606
That's not an excuse to support shitty DLC practices though.

>>163667804
He asked if it was worth the money, in my opinion it is, because I have a high enough level of disposable income to not be concerned about spending 10 dollars here or 20 dollars there on a game/series that interests me.

I understand you don't share this opinion, that is okay.

Merry Christmas, anon.

>>163667765
>Charlemagne shed the blood of Saxon men
>Charlemagne and Christopher Lee are related
>Christopher Lee spent WW2 assassinating as many Nazis are he could
>The Nazis were based in Germany
>Saxons were from Germania
>Christopher Lee shed the blood of Saxon men

File: 325610_screenshots_20161225164235_1.jpg (344KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 1920x1080px

WE

File: empire feels.png (21KB, 339x345px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 339x345px

>tfw drunk on the holiday spirit.
>watch the karl franz introduction trailer where he rallies his men.
>realize what the empire has done for humanity.
>tfw

Would follow him into the chaos wastes if he asked me desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyU_1-Py0dA

>>163668517
I would shove my lance up his ass since he's nothing more than a peasant, and then oppress every Imperial peasant far more than I oppress my Bretonnian peasants.

>>163668517

They should update Karl's lord selection video with this

Is there anyone mod that fixes Attila: The Wood Elf yet?

>>163663658
roll ?

>>163668517
>thinking that trailer compares to the Vampire Count trailer

Mannfred von Carstein is the TRUE and rightful Emperor of the Empire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T-omKwUOIU

>>163669324
I wonder if this trailer knowingly resembled the Mark of Chaos trailer

The coincidence seems too great

File: ss_9f24e8e89d77abbbf26079da580d3380d86078d0.jpg (550KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

550KB, 1920x1080px

Happy Kholek Christmas
May you be a BIG GUY just like he is

>>163668693
t.Elf cuck

>>163668624
Member what happened the last time a bretonnian army set foot in reikland?
I member!

>>163670371
They had to save the Empire because the Empire couldn't save itself?

>>163670525
no, they ran headfirst into walls and got shot.

>>163670772
And the bullets were deflected because The Lady of the Lake is a true goddess, unless Shitmar?

>>163670772
>bullets
>doing any harm
Real men knows that only arrows can do any damage

>>163670840
no. they ran away because their elf god was making sure that her actual juniors were safe and sound in athel loren.
>>163670890
t. Renauld le Jungleur

File: mann1.jpg (320KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 1920x1080px

Oh you want to come play in sylvania?

>>163671031
Knights of Bretonnia do not run away and the Lady of the Lake doesn't like elves, so your story is obvious bullshit. This is why the lands of the Empire, Kislev, Sylvania, Estalia, Tilea, and the Border Princes are going to be added to Bretonnia.

File: bretcucks btfo.png (174KB, 1794x672px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1794x672px

Reminder that CA incorporated this lore into their game.

File: mann2.jpg (267KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 1920x1080px

>>163671148
thought so, chaos fucking shits

>>163669469
Merry Festag, heretic.

>>163671219
Yeah, because it is canon, and always was. It was obvious even before ET/8th Ed

>Darthmod Empire
>Russia
>Make peace with Turks, they demand a trade agreement for peace
>Declare war a few turns later anyway and land army that had been waiting in the Baltic sea onto land
>Have my damaged army from St.Petersburg attack them, retreat since id rather defend
>St.Petersburg defense runs halfway to Moscow instead of St.Petersburg
I fucking hate this game

>>163671219
As opposed to what, exactly? The empire that got everything it has from even more factions, takes all the credit for "stopping chaos" when kislev does it all the time and everyone helps them, and worships a human that's not even a true god himself?

Really "BTFO" lad.

Is EBII playable?

File: 3b6c0c347ec19c8089119426dd6fb909efdc2204.jpg (19KB, 300x451px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 300x451px

>>163671219
>Muh Lady
>Muh Grail
>Muh oppress peasants
Bretcucks are truly a pathetic bunch.

Whenever I route a unit of those losers I like to zoom in and listen to their knights crying about muh knights vow.

File: 1388635985280.jpg (19KB, 500x453px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 500x453px

Rollan for a comfy winter campaign to play during holidays

1 Alamans
2 Burgundians
3 Caledonians
4 Ebdanians
5 Franks
6 Geats
7 Jutes
8 Picts
9 Saxons
0 Gothic vacation in Britannia

>>163671521
>not a true god
yeah, all those miracles that warrior priests do like healing the injured and fighting with supernatural strength are just coincidence.
>empire
>getting handouts.
The empire manufactures and uses their own equipment. Unlike the bretonnians who are known to import plate from the empire.
>kislev stops chaos.
No, chaos ignores kislev and goes straight for middenheim and the flame of ulric.

File: 1482511758143.png (157KB, 853x663px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 853x663px

>>163671521
>This post shows the Bretons confusion and lack of understanding.
You dont need to be a Shitmar to laugh at Brettonia :^)

>>163671669
Sigmar was a human, the empire got magic from the elves and tech/artifacts from the dwarfs, kislev fights chaos all the time but the empire takes credit

>>163671621
Have fun, German scum.

>>163671669
I think what he means is that much of the Empire's current status can be attributed to the help of other races, specifically the dwarfs and high elves.

>>163671148
>>163671228
sylvania more like sillymania
vampires are gay
dead people suck

>>163671938
go scribble in your book, thorgrim

>>163671827
the elves just made the college of magic and fucked off.
The dwarves just gave gunpowder to humans and just went back to gold grubbing.
Everything else after that was largely done by the empire. The foundries of nuln and the wizarding colleges of altdorf are run by humans. They innovate upon the stuff that the dwarves or elves left them instead of using them as sacred trophies.

Have Orcs always been able to get money from razing a settlement?

File: Wh_brt_army_morale_up_big_ne.jpg (731KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

731KB, 1600x900px

Nothing a Shitmar worshiper says in this thread matters. The Lady of the Lake is a human goddess with big human tits. Bretonnia will conquer the world.

File: 1479412792515.jpg (127KB, 292x303px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 292x303px

>>163659916
>want to play Belegar
>remember Tree Hitler exists and it'd sooner kill me than Skarsnik

File: Scrappy's Christmas Giveaway.png (149KB, 1908x2345px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1908x2345px

Alrighty /twg/ for the fourth year running I'm giving away vidya for christmas.

Here's how it works. You look at the picture, find a game you like and add me on steam. Ask for the game you want and I'll give you a code.
Because of the nature of the giveaway it's first come first served, so unfortunately if the game you want has already gone you can pick another from the list.
I'll be hanging around here for the next hour or so giving away games.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Funntroll

File: 1413446197532.jpg (64KB, 673x739px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 673x739px

>>163672482

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

>>163672723
I am fond of pigs.

>>163671228
>the only LL capable of standing up to CHOSEN
You have my respect, manlet.

>>163672516
>and it'd sooner kill me than Skarsnik

Only because you are closer and slower.

>>163672723
Be quiet!

File: 2016-12-25-14:34:18-screenshot.jpg (306KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 1920x1080px

could you be any more of a horsefucker than these guys jesus christ

File: Tomb Kings still not announced.gif (362KB, 475x347px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 475x347px

> Tomb Kings still not announced

>>163671219

Im not sure if this is karma for how knights treated peasants or what.

Still ,a shitty ending for bretonnia nonetheless

Happy Christmas

Wood elves was the easiest faction to beat so far.

I just sat around and gave money to the empire and dwarfs, got a military alliance and ended up with 40+ Amber, ignored archaon and beast men and won the campaign.

Last battle was really fun though.

Were wood elves a mistake? Seems like they just ruin the GC for other factions.

>>163673163

Do me a favor and install the recruitment mod please

File: 1481150207482.png (25KB, 810x600px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 810x600px

>>163673189
Good.

Why doesn't the Empire just embrace vampirism? They could have undead armies.

>>163673189
>>163673439

You faggots have no idea how much the campaign is gonna improve with Tomb kings.

Right now stunties wins the badlandsbowl 9 out of 10 times, and once they do, they become number 1 strength with a huge gap, they shit out stacks in dozens and this innevitably weaken vampire counts, border princes or anyone who ever insulted a dwarf before.

If the tomb kings are not complete shitters it should make the dwarfs busy enough.

And ffs confederation needs to be made harder.

>>163673560

Because the common civilian don't want to be turned into a puppet and sigmarite lords don't like the notion of becoming undead, since becoming a vampire implies drinking nehekhara coolaid.

File: 1482527437888.png (254KB, 491x366px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 491x366px

>>163673163
>three full stacks of NOTHING but skirmisher cav raiding my territories and besieging towns
>get close to one
>they march away
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>163673586

Tomb kangz are closer to Greenskins though

>>163673712

And?
They are still participants of the badlandsbowl

>>163673586
Maybe that's because Dorfs are the best faction or something, I dunno.

>>163673586

Catch is, Tomb Kings are really only interested in ruling their lands in Nekherara.

Unless Nagash gets to be LL, of course - in which case we'll have another candidate for the world dominating ruler competition.

Then again, WE were only supposed to be interested in Athel Loren, so ...

Nobody wants any games for Christmas?

>>163672638
>>163672638

>>163673246
They made them to aggressive as AI.

Just intercepted Big Durthu doing a world roots walk, had a great fight with him there. The lack of width in those underway/world roots battles makes them pretty interesting.

>>163674070
Nah, thanks mate.
Better luck next year

>>163673705

Use agents to block them so they can't run

>>163674070
I'm honestly not even interest in new vidya, most of the stuff that has come out seems so shitty I dont want to waste my time trying it out.

I've been playing nothing but total war for the last few months.

>>163673816

Yeah, by fucking up greenskins even more

>>163674249
>can only use witch hunters to block them
>15000 gold for +1 witch hunter capacity
I've just been cheesing the AI by leaving a lone lord just within their attack range, close to my real army, then retreating him when they take the bait.

It makes me feel so dirty having to exploit the shit AI like this.

So I bought Warhammer yesterday. I'm playing Vampire Counts.

Am I doin it rite or wrong if nearly every battle so far has been a "close" or "phyrric" victory where I send in hordes of zombies to just block the enemy up while using a handful of units of Grave Guard and Vargheists etc to flank round and do the killing?

I mean it seems like a pretty legit intended tactic, but it just feels kinda dull and I have to stop to muster up new hordes of expendables every turn. Is this just the way I'm forced to play in the early game and they get good later on?

>>163674384

It's fine early but won't work well later

>>163672638
Thanks anon! Merry Christmas to you too.

>>163674384
Zombies and skellies are worthless cannon fodder that you can raise more of literally the same turn you lost them, it's how they're supposed to be used.

They're not worth bothering with late game though, you should aim to have elite stacks of monsters and grave guard by then.
Vargheists OP, get lots.

>>163674281
>>163674239
Oh well, I'll try again tomorrow when the thread is more active.

Goodnight /twg/ hope you all have a good christmas.

>>163671219
>Bretcucks treat serfs like shit
>Bretcucks were the real serfs this whole time
the deepest lore

>>163674526
Gnight, and merry christmas to you too!

>>163674384
Yup sounds like vampire counts. Later on you will need to have grave guard as your line and they worthwhile to not have crumble.

Who is the oldest Legendary Lord in TWW?

>>163674590

Tree Hitler

>>163674590
Kholek

>Install Shogun 2 FotS.
>Haven't played it before, did fine in the custom battle.
>Start a campaign as Satsuma.
>Load up on levy infantry, win a few ground battles.
>Siege a castle and fight it out.
>All but 4 units and the general rout against two levy infantry and a spear infantry.
>Lose around 900 men to 450 men.
>Would've lost more, but the AI ran out of ammo and wouldn't press their guns into melee.
I'm not sure why I thought rushing walls with guns was a good idea, or why my backup plan was to sit back and shoot at the dudes behind the walls, but I felt stupid the whole damn battle.
On the plus side, I only lost 33 men when they tried to take the castle back. Seems that I'm only horrible at offensive sieges so far.

>>163674590
Orion

>>163674590

Durthu or Kholek

File: ching chong.jpg (43KB, 716x715px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 716x715px

聖誕節快樂,朋友們!

File: image.jpg (28KB, 245x203px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 245x203px

IF OUR LORD IS T'BECOME KING Merry Christmas, my friends

>>163674971
Levy infantry is trash. Use yari.
And siege offensives are more difficult than in Shogun 2, atleast until you get cannons.
Once you get cannons sieges are hilariously easy

File: 1470766657688.png (208KB, 705x847px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 705x847px

SUMMEN

>>163675297
You too babe

So, so close to wiping the Wood Elves off the map
I'm going to savour this moment.

>Attila encyclopaedia
how did they fuck it up so hard?
Shogun 2s for example is perfect, Attilas is total trash. The UI is bad, and it's slow as fuck.

Just bothered to get darthmod for Empire after maybe 150 hours in vanilla. What are the major differences I can expect? Did they fix the whole AI-naval invasions thing?

Is there any way to see any income modifiers in Shogun 2?
I know in Attila you can see income modifiers based on whatever type of income is modifier, I'd like to know if Shogun 2 has the same thing.

File: beastmen.jpg (45KB, 625x351px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 625x351px

>>163676224
>PEE PEE POO POO

File: 2.jpg (447KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

447KB, 1920x1080px

i like it

>>163676282
>tfw no map-destruction like in Attila when you raze a settlement
damn shame

>>163676617
the charlemagnes dolores

File: medieval2 2016-11-24 21-25-16-99.jpg (249KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 1920x1080px

EAST ASIA TOTAR WAL WHEN

>>163665414
It's literally just beastmen destroying my outposts

They keep spawning, and I can't deal with them fast enough.

File: East Asia Total War.png (42KB, 752x590px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 752x590px

>>163677427
>those swords

Burmese motherfuckers are some crazy shits

>>163665885
ERE is pretty fun

I find them to be the hardest faction in the game.

The WRE can gimmick and just raze all of their cities outside of italy/north Africa and then are completely fine.

ERE can't, and are basically fucked. They have to fight the Sassy-Nids and multiple roaming barbarian bands in their lands from turn 1.

>>163677559
I want that map in a Total War game

>Norway conquering Korea

>>163677565

>DIVIDENDS the faction
>hard

Nigger, how can you find a faction with a in-built money cheat hard?

are rome 2/attila worth getting now after all the patches and stuff?

do i need rome 2 for attila to work?

>>163677695
I played it at release, and I don't know if it's been changed since then.

But back at release, your entire income was based on the WRE's Trade Agreement, and if they get wiped out or get into too many wars or just wanna be cucks, you can go from +3000 a turn to -2000

I also played it on Legendary.

>>163677565

You can literally pay all the barbars to fuck off and only fight Sassy kids

>>163677559
I've been playing the South East Asian expansion for AoE2 this past week.

I really want a TW like this.

File: Goryeo 3.jpg (358KB, 1185x1432px) Image search: [Google]

358KB, 1185x1432px

>>163677694
>implying Norse War Clerics can best Korean troops

they probably will trample the poor Koreans

>>163677717
also if i was going to get attila what dlc (if any) is recommended?

>>163677717
Attila was worth it from the start desu
Attila is completely standalone senpai, other than the blood DLC you don't need any DLC. The DLC only unlocks the factions, they'll have all the variety that the DLC adds anyway. Empires of Sand is generally praised as the DLC that offers more diversity/content for your buck.

File: AoE.jpg (217KB, 1087x572px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 1087x572px

>>163677808
>I've been playing the South East Asian expansion for AoE2 this past week.

Are the single player campaigns any good in the recent expansions? I loved those in the old Age of Kings and The Conquerors games.

>>163678015
It's great.

The Vietnamese campaign is hard as fuck, though.

>>163677881
thanks mEight

>>163678085
>speedclicking race
>hard

Dude, just, like, engage Turbo, man.

File: AoERajasHERO-hero.jpg (385KB, 940x528px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 940x528px

>>163677808
How's the voice acting?

>>163678408

WE

File: 001022kjs1mddkj41jxd38.jpg (206KB, 1598x711px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1598x711px

>>163678756
WUZ

File: GONNASTAB20161225125202_1.jpg (855KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

855KB, 1920x1080px

>GONNA STAB

Merry Christmas /twg/.

Welf fags are pussies.

File: 1478872685354.png (108KB, 441x431px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 441x431px

>>163679393
What's with the heavy armored spearmen huh? You wanna die or something?

>>163679979

Probably one of those mods that makes everyone wear plate armor

>>163680021
>Probably one of those mods that makes everyone wear plate armor


So he really is trying to start something. Fucking punk.

>>163680021
Segmentata won once again!
Hamatafags btfo

>invading the orcish badlands with wardancers

In warhammer, elf rape you.

Im about to give up on my VC run because of shitty op chaos.
I only played empire when it first came out and didnt finish it.

>>163677717
Attila is one of the best TW games for sure, so get that.
R2 worth it if it's extremely cheap.

>>163680214
Hordes were a mistake

Playing as them is generally boring, but the most annoying bit is that they refuse to truly die. They keep coming back.

All they do is just raid your lands and raze a few villages before you squash them. Repeat 1000x times throughout the course of your campaign.

File: Chaos Warhounds (poison).jpg (499KB, 1052x1200px) Image search: [Google]

499KB, 1052x1200px

>when u tell ur cannons to shoot but they not responding and u see this

>>163678816
What mod/game?

>>163680719
M2

Asia Dynasties aka Chinese mod

>>163680826
The forbidden one? Models look p good for M2

>>163680946
There might have been a link put up somewhere on TWC, I don't remember since the mod team has gone full Chinese warlord civil war mode on itself

>>163680387
Yeah it ruined this game for me, so is it true chaos lords just keep coming back. if so fuck this I wont even be able to do the south when I have to control the north with over powered chaos armies.

Is there a mod that removes them

Guys why isn't the in-game encyclopedia working for me?

I have the game unblocked in my firewall and AV and shit. Just comes up with a black box whenever I try to view unit information, which is getting to be a ballache.

File: 2014-08-24_00002.jpg (179KB, 1152x720px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 1152x720px

>vanilla Total War battles will never be this huge
>feels bad

>>163681149
>so is it true chaos lords just keep coming back

The invasion will stop after defeating all the waves and you get a "An age of peace?" event.

File: 1480071793305.jpg (59KB, 400x384px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 400x384px

>>163667354
>tfw no 3 gobbo archer start

File: Shogun2 2015-08-26 22-06-28-96.jpg (333KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

333KB, 1920x1080px

>>163681416
>tfw when you add +40 defense to all units in S2 and FoTS
>40-unit armies
>minimum 400 men per unit

Fucking good battles everywhere with enough time to enjoy it

>>163681416
huge battles are fun to watch but they can be a chore to play

>>163681582
what mod

>>163681745
I made my own

Unless you meant the unit appearance, then it's probably Vastator's FoTS mod

>>163678408
Okayish.

The same VA does the Malay and Burmese narration.

>drivers are out of date
>update drivers
>unit scale small
Oh yay

>>163682037
27fps on a computer when running a 2 year old computer on high everything apart from unit size and texture quality which were ultra?

File: so it begins.jpg (779KB, 1921x1080px) Image search: [Google]

779KB, 1921x1080px

Any tips for a SFO VC playthrough
>>163682375
on tww of course

>>163682720
Get a lot of agents with the income boost skill and just put them at your capital.

File: kingdoms 2016-12-25 10-31-54-34.png (2MB, 1280x728px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x728px

Should I do it? Stainless Steel btw

>want to fight orcs as welves
>the manlets always win the badlandswall
how to stop the manlets? I want elves fighting elite orc armies

>>163682862
pays off in the long run and the only bway you should be able to win is my slowing down muslim armies and then killing them one by one
inb4 history fags pls leave

>>163682862
theologians guild lad.

>>163682980
>Spoiler

Why mention it? It just screams inferiority complex. Keep calm and carry on.

>>163682868
raid orc lands and go to war with the ones next to you

>>163683227
they'll only have worthless gobbos and boys, I want them to win so that I can fight their top troops and monsters

File: 1481745219659.jpg (3KB, 250x165px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 250x165px

>>163660439
Merry Christmas, anon

>>163673560
They did in the end times

File: mlg.jpg (553KB, 1921x1080px) Image search: [Google]

553KB, 1921x1080px

>>163682720
first army didn't completely die when I killed the general and fled, now that I chase him only the necromancer is left.
If I just kill that fucker do I win?

Merry Christmas

Shogun 2 base or Napoleon? Have FOTS and Empire, Rome II doesn't seem interesting from the little I played of it, and Atilla will run like shit. Leaning towards Shogun at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY0lLcz3Qis
>Install 10 slot mod for karaz ankor
>Secure the Silver Road
>Get comfy
I'm hype

>>163681873
Vastator don't do FoTS uniform mod, he only do sengoku jidai.

>>163685327
where's the mod?

>>163685395
Then it's some other guy sorry

File: 1542125.jpg (7KB, 225x224px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x224px

>>163685327
>not listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qm-DBB2b1M

>>163685783
Jesus christ that song gives me a boner.

>>163685783
Man WH OST is too weak

How could they fuck it up

>>163686106
its rather limited.

>>163685327
POST THE MOD FAGGOT.

>>163659851
Just finished Vlad, who now?

>>163686106
Vampire battle themes are pretty great. The campaign map songs are pretty neat too.

File: happy wojack.png (3MB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1200px

>>163685327
>that part when the king under the mountain returns.

>>163685573
>>163686223

How the fuck are you unable to find the 10 slot mod on the workshop by yourself?

>>163686727
there was a mod which made every faction capital into it's own province that promptly got deleted.
I was wondering if anyone had a copy of that mod.

>>163686106
chaos ambient is really good, shame it got pulled of youtube

>>163661484
There are no formations, reload animations, or firing drills.

File: 1482607772105.jpg (10KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 320x320px

>Skarsnik campaign
>Elves have all confederated
Its over

How early and where should i settle as the Alans?

I was planning to make my way to Africa whilst i sack every settlement i pass belonging to Rome, however i am not sure what to do since my campaign objectives are so far apart from each other.

Also Horses are fucking strong, just wiped out 30 units with only 10 cav.

File: 4 shame.jpg (858KB, 1921x1080px) Image search: [Google]

858KB, 1921x1080px

Would be a shame if someone had vanguard deploy
Why are Reiksguard better than blood knights in the armour and weapon strength department. These are fucking vampires vs some uppity lesser nobles

>>163687503
>How early and where should i settle as the Alans?
don't settle to early, you wont to have a lot of free cash, because you are going to have a huge negative balance at the start

settle whenever and wherever you feel like, Iberia is the easiest and safest choice but also kinda boring, I like settling in Alexandria to fight Sassies, ERE, kangz AND barbars

>>163687837
At the moment all i am doing is liberating lands, i dont like the idea of razing because it ruins fertility.

Am i best of just forcing people to be my puppet state till i have the cash to settle?

>almost 2017
>still no crack
is the game so bad noone gives a shit or what

File: 20160717182307_1.jpg (469KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 1920x1080px

>>163687914
just sack and move on, puppets will turn on you eventually anyway, the only reason to puppet is a replenishment boost

also, don't underestimate the sarmatian warband, those guys are incredibly strong for their price, you can easily take most walled settlements for sacking purposes as long as you have them

>>163659851
RATS WHEN?

>>163687751
More modern equipment I guess. Not as skilled though.

>>163687994
It's hard I guess.

>>163687751
Blood knights get effectively equal weapon strength due to frenzy, and they have 10 less armour because half of them forgot to bring helmets

>>163687994
Probably waiting for all of DLC.

File: attila 2016-12-25 13-07-16-12.jpg (405KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 1920x1080px

>>163687503
just ignore the campaign objectives
after playing for about a year i think having 25k saved per stack is a good rule for when youre settling
avoid upgrading to high tier units until youve settled or saved extra

>>163687994
Poorfags outDENUVO'ed

File: 14520020233_8e8f702e48_b.jpg (289KB, 708x850px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 708x850px

I feel bad at never giving Rome II the time of day which how much fun I'm having this Epirus campaign

>>163688114
I'm literally refusing to get this game til they add Skaven.

They made Skaven the focus of the (shitty) End Times release for tabletop, gave them tat Left 4 Dead rip off, but they don'thave them in the Total War? Not even as a generic bandit-like enemy faction? Not even as a fucking random nuisance horde??! It makes no sense.

All I want is my fucking doomwheels.

>>163688412
DEI?

>running down bretonnian peasants with wild riders
>one of them laughs and the other says "your king is powerless"
WTF? I thought they were nice guys

>>163688443
At least make the post look different.

>>163688443
It wont happen cuckboy
Rats never

>>163687271
Just declare look for their approval by doubling down on their war declaration, long enough so that you can get all migrate to the badlands

>>163688109
>the crossbow with 550 kills

>>163688793
>he lost more units from friendly fire than all the Frank forces combined

>>163688793
>>163688109
M-MASAKA

>>163689005
than from*

>>163688454
The DEI Massalia campaign is so much fun.
Grab Syracuse early for dem Gastraphetes and slaughter gauls til the end of time

>>163687751
Reiksguard are the best knights in the Empire, Blood Dragons are a bunch of lesser vampires with a hard on for swords and honour.

File: 20160415000430_1.jpg (443KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

443KB, 1920x1080px

>>163688793
>>163689080
It was a forest battle, its hard to keep track of all your and the enemies troops, especially since I can't pause

>playing this during an empire run
I am woken in elysium lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyN3Z-LTSc8

Posted this yesterday, but here we go again.
What DLCs should I get with Attila?

File: lcuky.jpg (464KB, 1923x1080px) Image search: [Google]

464KB, 1923x1080px

Rushed to get Waldenhof thinking only one of their armies could get Eschen and even then only via forced march, but alas I was wrong, and although I killed one of their lords I still lost.
And now they have retreated to where I will have to fight them and their garrison

>>163687271
i went up there with one-eye and they confederated in a couple of turns around turn 18 its crazy

i got btfo

>>163690117
They're all good desu. You could skip the last roman and viking forfathers if you wanna save some dosh though

How the fuck do I get good at Shogun 2?

Bought it yesterday and got my shit pushed in

>>163690469
what exactly are you doing to get your shit pushed in senpai

>>163688454
Vanilla

Acting in character and accepting every single request for assistance I receive

>>163659851
Rollan

File: 2908344817_3399b4497f.jpg (137KB, 433x500px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 433x500px

>>163689971
>not playing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

>>163690469
play Oda

acquire firearms

>>163690383
What about Charlememe?