/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

>>163613810
Based

>>163613810
Good damn son.

Is multilayer today KR or something else

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5th for best historical waifu

What are easy ways to detect a pleb?
>100+ hours in EU4
>Any hours in HoI4
>Owning CKII DLC on Steam

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7nd for Mosley

>>163614090
This is one of the worst colorisation attempts I've ever seen.

>>163614057
What does it matter if someone's a pleb?

>>163614090
>nd

>>163613810
>Christmas Eve
>he still fucking posts it
The state of R&I

>>163613957
host

>>163614570
couldn't the same be said about you?

>>163614627
you too faggot

not gonna reply to any of you

>>163614625
Not until Santa gets me a new cpu

>>163614761
please give me (You)s, senpai

>>>163612768
Because they have no culture so they have to fabricate some kind of over-aching pan-national ethnic group such as "white" they could latch to. The alternative would be to simply consider themselves americans, but you know, muh niggers and spics.

>>163612943
>Look at the crusades, white people got together to attack the non-white people, once that issue was over they went back to cultural bickering.

No, it was catholics who got together to attack muslims and later on orthodox christians, you fucking retard. Race was literally an irrelevant concept in the middle ages.

"no"

>>163613810
Kys this thread is too early don't use it
Sage

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All three factions are at war with one another.
China never peaced out and is still resisting Japan despite losing Nanjing and Beijing.

>>163614790
Here you go lad, but that's it, no more replies from me

>>163615159
Not even for me?

hi lads

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2grob?

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Decided to play a USSR Kaisereich game and this is terrible. the Civil War itself was fine since UK and France gave me lodes of aid, but now I inherited Wrangel's Russia including his soldiers, so my division organization is a complete mess and I still have to deal with Siberia. Theres no way I'll be ready for the Second Weltkreig and I just have to hope that France holds out long enough for me to prepare.

>when your much faster and much newer Battlecruisers and Destroyers can't catch an old and slow escort carrier

>>163615594
idiot

>>163614993
This game just looks like dogshit, I kind of want to try it because I'm tired of HoI3 but I also really, really don't think I'll like it.

>>163615614

>When you start building balttleships and shit
>AI still has ironclads, and barely 50 of them

Okay lads what exact conditions do I need to fulfill to acquire the Congo colony as a secondary power in HPM?

>>163616335

Be a secondary power
Have the 4th rank navel base tech from 1875 researched so by the time the conference happens you can hammer it down.

>>163616335
This >>163616417 plus not having African colonies

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>>163616417
>>163616509

Is that really everything? the condition list is half a mile long.

>>163616189
Try it without spending money if you can.
This one is very, very hit or miss on lots of aspects.

>>163613810
White.

>>163613810
W&B

>>>/pol/104291704
>>>/pol/104291704

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>>163614993
>the only reason I'm not overrun right now is China showed up to fight Axis in India
jesus christ what's going on in the war against Japan

>>163616609
You need to have at least 6 provinces, at least 2 states, slavery abolished, over 300k pops, have a capital in an European province that isn't artic nor an island, be a monarchy, be a secondary power, not have any vassals, not have any colonies, not gave any provinces in Africa, have less than 10 infamy at the very least, have the 1875 Blue Water School tech and have the Berlin Conference global flag.

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Well?

hpm guy will never come back

>>163616959
So apparently two factions can fight on territory they both have military access to.
Also I can fight Japan through China.
Too bad Moscow just fell.

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>>163617364
thanks lad, here's a painting of Leopold II as a show of gratitude.

>>163613795
How do Merchant republics work in ck2? My ruler died and so I then had to play a different guy but it said that I had a liege? Shouldn't I take it then?

>>163617686
i'd fuck that BP

>>163617952
>wanting to fuck leopold
Bad taste m8

Just got Hoi4 Any required mods to fix anything?

Kr multiplayer when

>>163617686
qt

>>163618226
when you fucking HOST

>>163617686
So wonderfully european

>>163617410
Kingdom

>>163617410
Empire, you fucking faggot.

>>163615594
Strat redeploy everythign to Moscow and sort it?

>>163617906
halp

1-4: continue habsburg CK2 game.
5-9: start kaisereich russia game
0: Contemplate why I still play games I no longer enjoy.

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>>163615442
FIxed it for you

KR multiplayer when

>>163618969
>le edgy anti german meme
jealousy breeds contempt

>>163618782
I did, but it seems my save got corrupted. I couped Don-Kuban union and when I tried to take the Georgian Question? Decision the game crashed and everytime the save loads it crashes. Forgot to set autosave to every month and I don't feel like playing through my 7 months of lost progress.

My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.

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would /r/paradoxplaza play this?

>>163618965
You should really do 0 tho
t.doesn't play grand strategy anymore after thousands of hours, just comes here for the drama and memes

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>tfw paint.exe is more fun than HOY4

Lads just wait, perfect world coming right up

>>163619507
>just comes here for the drama and memes
I bet this consists of you spamming liquor memes until somebody bites and then wondering why the thread is shit.

>>163619784
I feel your pain, lad. I realise how this emotional cataclysm we've descended into tears souls apart. still reported tho

what's the curent discord to join?

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why does my kaiserreich crash on scenario loading? I get some kind of failed scenario error

>>163620209
>>>>/r/paradoxplaza

>>163619523
>belgium exists
>perfect

>>163620305
i mean dis cord not reddit?

>>163620346
It's the map at the start of liquoria lad

>>163620709
back the fuck off!????

>>163620884
jyst link the gruppe i have much to contribuut

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this guy cums in your gf

what do?

>>163621332
suck on his sweet mantiddies

bro's just gib the group

Does someone have the "How the Kaiser stole Christmas" poem?

>>163619784
Do you even play liquoria?

>>163619784
>spoiler, followed by I want to die

Nice Leafy humor there, faggot.

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"no"

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>>163621616
I haven't played pretty much any game whatsoever for about 2 months, grand strats probably even more than that.

>>163621770
>leafy

I do not know who that is.

IIIIIIIIIIIIII DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT ME

IIIIIIIIIIII DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE

>>163614090
>name my band /b/

>>163615594

>he managed to trigger the civil war

lmao what a shitter

When is Swiss culture minimod getting updated??????

>>163621950
sad!

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>>163622476
I was trying to go for the civil war my dude, wanted to try out a syndie run. I've played like 13 games of KR and every time Commune France got wrecked by the Germans, However this game it seems like the power is split completely even with Syndies winning the American and Russia Civil wars, but Austria managed to centralize and Germany's puppets have remained loyal. Germanys being a bitch though and trying it's best to avoid war, so I would imagine they're gaining lots of dissent and allowing France to build up even more

>>163622539
It works?

>>163623359
You know you don't need to trigger the civil war to go full USSR mode right?

>>163614090
>TFW you get BTFO of Cable Street and you're just trying to play it cool

>>163623359
The Commune needs to get the advantage early on to win the war, if the war enters the a stalemate they will lose because of manpower, the Germans will eventually break through.

>>163615594
>not peacefully incorporating the Boshvieks into the government

your a fucking idiot, forget the second weltkrieg, you may as well be Russia in 1914 because that's how shit your tech is. Restart the game and try again.

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Are there any nations in KR with long event chains that give you shit to do after dealing with your immediate threats and the Franco/German conflict which can often end veyr quickly?

i'm literally burning cookies right now cause no one wants to discord invite me

FUCKING DO IT JUST DO IT BROS

>>163623632
Austria and Russia and USA(and the break offs)

>>163623684
I don't think they are any active discords of the shitposting variety anymore.

>>163623632

you can form China as a german minor state.

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tfw the big war happens but no event to go after the caucasus while Germany is busy

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Hey, lads. I know we've not had the best year what with Drumpf getting elected and Brexit, so I decided to make you a little Christmas present. I know you'll all like it because it's pretty spectacular. It's a map of Europe with perfect borders, and the best part is it's saved as a jpeg and has a load of patterns on so it's pretty much uneditable, meaning it will go down as the all time definative map of perfet borders.

Merry Christmas, guys.

>>163613810
FUCK YOU

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>they changed Wrangel for this hack.

>>163624420
>A-H does not own istria and the dalmatian coast
>serbia exists

0/10

>>163624420
france literally hurts to look at

>>163624491
?

>>163623994
>allying the syndies
>betraying germany

I want newfags to leave this board

>>163624574
>allying
I'm going to conquer all of Europe when events let me.
Syndies must die but so too must Germany for their transgressions against the Russian people.

Merry Christmas for all you autists

WHATS THE BEST STRATEGY AS PAPAL ITALY IN KAISERREICH

>>163624762
You mean northern Italy?

Build mountain troops, and DONT sperg out over Anzio or whatever, Germany will not protect you and France will rape you

>>163624813
get a stream up and start cutting yourself until you get a invite, finnbro

merry christmas /gsg/

is building ic ever a good strategy in kaiserreich????

>>163624883
>>163624724
it's not christmas yet you fucking australian shitposters

>>163624992
You can usually get free IC through events so probably not

>>163625035
Fuck off fedora cunt

>>163625140
I hope you get mauled to death by a kangaroo.

>>163624992
Depends who you are. I would say it's only worth it for the US and Russia. Everyone else is bettter off just jumping on the war.

>>163624724
>>163624883
What country has a +1.5 timezone?

>>163624883

excuse me? that's a class A mircoaggression and I demand you apologize.

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>>163625479
Really makes you think who could be behind this post

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blue pilled leftist cucks non-whites cant stand the BRAMC (big redpilled
aryan men cock)

>>163625619
a shitposter from /pol/?

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requesting help again
>>163625685
nice meme you ironic shitposter

>>163625689
/pol/ is a board of humour and quality posts

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>>163625742

>>163625689

>microagressions are /pol/

very misinformed/10

talextrobtocrah

>>163625885
sup bigbenis

good thread

I'm home for Christmas and I only have my work laptop because I plan to do a little bit of work next week.

I can't install shit into that laptop and it has no games. I might be able to use my mom's laptop to download games to play via flash drive in my work laptop with a tiny resolution What should I install? It's a basic Dell work laptop so I'm thinking it can just barely run Hoi3 and euiii

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HPM PLEASE FIX THE REGION OF FRENCH FLANDERS

>>163626076

sure, if you're 10.

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SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT OR ILL POST MORE OF THESE SHIT

>>163626076
>channel video features pepe, anime, and johan

autistic person from GE ES GE outta ten

>>163626472
what area of the game specifically, I can't tell you on an off manner if I dont knoiw what you like. But i've put in roughly 700~ hours in to eu3 since In Nomine, not counting pre-steam play, and about 100~ in EU4 since the update that refined native mechanics

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Does choosing create a new global alliance allow me to fuck up everybody or do I have to join the Entente todestroy Germany and the gommies?

Any good strategy/must pick event decisions for France in KR?

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who here /comfy/?
Playing kaiserreich on my laptop while watching Christmas movies t.bh

>>163626714
France is pretty boring desu
I suppose you could Totalist Grossfrankreich

>>163626675
Just fight alone with your puppets against the world.

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Rate my Europe lads

>>163626675
It's still pretty unfinished, try to join the Entente

>>163626714
Tank proponent.
Whatever gives you the most IC and manpower.

>>163626859
Show culture map

>>163626794
That's what I want but the last option seems to indicate isolationism.

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>>163625685
saved

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>>163626960

Is this guy, dare I say it.... W and B? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7kj7D5Pk0gE

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>>163626772
European politics works pretty much the same in terms of specified event chains with the papacy, the HRE. But there is an added element with how hordes are treated, always going to war with their neighbors and such. >believable worlds is top tier in EU3, as an example pic related. Releaseable nations is about the same as eu4, though there is less in China, more in europe. The closest to border gore containment is either putting very hard on as an infamy cap, or MEIOU, but that changes the game on its head.
Also PLS help me getting the two mods to work

I'm completely new to grand strategy games so I have one doubt, what should I get? Crusader Kings 2 or Europa Universalis IV?
Also, which one is best as base game or rather, which one require less DLCs?
Finally, are DLCs really that needed?

>>163628291
Hoi4

>>163628291
I guess CK2 needs less dlc to be playable because you don't need every single one as badly as you do for EU4

Are we being raided?

>>163628291
pirate both

>>163628415
based

>>163628291
> DLCs really that needed?

pretty much, just pirate everything, check the OP for links if you don't know how to torrent shit

>>163628368
I've been told you """"only""""" need common sense and art of war for EU IV
>>163628420
If I wanted to pirate I wouldn't be asking here.

>>163628720
kill yourself then

>>163627397
Who ever came up with those bleached out culture colors needs to be shot

>>163628720
What's up with people's aversion to piracy? It's free games for fucks sake and johan doesn't deserve your money.

>>163628291
ck2 is for roleplay fun, eu4 is a board game. you should try both of them eventually
do yourself a favor and just pirate all the dlc

>>163628765
>>163628923
I want to play with my friends. Period.
It's not like I'm paying with your money so I don't see why you care.

>>163628291
are you retarded? whats with retards being illiterate and just not reading the OP. The OP answer like 99% of a newfags questions so don't shit up the thread anymore than it already it with your dumb questions.

>tfw you're a wagecuck so buying Paradox DLC doesn't put much of a dent in your wallet to speak of

>>163629028
you can pirate and play with friends
you have no excuse except for that of wanting to fellate johan

>>163629028
You can play multiplayer with pirated copies you DUMB fuck. Do something else with the money, fucking burn it if you want, just don't give it to johan.

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Well I joined the Entente but they are only at war with the syndies and not Germany and I have no option to kickstart that war so I think I might just drop this game here.
It's a real shame as much earlier in the year I played a game as market liberal Russia that worked wonderfully and I was able to free all of Europe but in this one everything seems to have gone to shit. I chose to focus on central asia first but nothing kicked off a war and instead even after reloading three times I kept getting an event about Georgia killing Russians. On the fourth try I instead chose the Caucasus first but then Germany cockblocked me so I chose the option to come back to them later. Then I went after the East and then waited for the ability to take the Caucasus when Germany and France went to war. Instead I got the event about white Ruthenia which somehow dragged me into a war with the centtral asian states and then nothing else happened aftear a year and a half of waiting.

>>163629119
I'm doing everyone a favour by bumping this dead thread and no one forces you to answer me either, kiddo.
>>163629190
>>163629232
>I hate the developers but I will still play their game
That's what I read.
What I do with MY money isn't your problem.
>>163628956
I guess I'll do that then. Thanks.

>>163629261
Declare war manually

>>163629375
>What I do with MY money isn't your problem.

It is if you're planning on giving that money to johan. I'm going to unironically fucking murder you.

>>163629498
You won't do anything. Quit trying to act tough on the internet.

>>163629581
Give me your address, I'm going to fucking car bomb you, shitebag.

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the destruction of islam
also pls help with the mods hit

>>163627531

>plays HoI4
>White or based

no

>>163627531
>>163626076
stop shilling your videos on here, isorrow

>>163629439
I have so far been hesitant to do so as that tends to break the event drive KR but given it seems to have already broken I guess it couldn't hurt.

>888 hours in on CK2
>Just got Reapers and Conclave

Is the game gonna be any different?

I was thinking about getting EU4, I was a big EU3 player. Decided against it because I like the roleplaying part of these nation simulators.

HOW DO I TRANSITION FROM A REPUBLIC TO A MONARCHY IN LIQ2?????

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Tfw a friend gifts you Sengoku.

>>163630408
Event 60000

>>163630321
Reapers due is a noticeable improvement with diseases and prosperity. Conclave is sorta shit and only adds tedium, however you should at least play a few hours with it to understand what your disabling in later playthroughs. The favor mechanic in conclave is so half-assed its ridiculous. Favors are retardedly powerful with stuff like starting votes to decrease your power, increase council power, or give them land. Theres only one way to deal with conclave mechanics, and that is to shit on the council and revoke their powers as quick as possible.

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Here is an Alternate History map im working on.

-Europe, Africa, & the Middle East are finished.
-Takes place in the present day.
-Plan to give a backstory when finished.

>>163630640
What you do is revoke down to War Declaration and let them keep that. Revoke everything else.

>>163630790
reccomendation, give PNG to Aussie, and a few port cities to various powers such as Britiain, Japan etc

>>163631010
rather, give port cities in China to various powers

>>163630790

whats the point of this

how autistic are you

>>163630790
>Alternate History map
>not Alternate History mod
literally who cares

>>163630823
I disagree on revoking to just war. The favors spent on getting council members to give you war authority and completely abolishing council power is easily made up for the fact that the council can no longer vote on crown laws and you get +2 demnse as a bonus. Your current ruler might be liked by the council and whatever you propose passes, but theres no guarantee it will be the same for your heir so its best to abolish council power so your heir can continue the centralization even if the council hates him.

Anyone up for an Vicky2 mp game?

>>163631661
put it up faggot

>>163631661
only if its hpm or nwo

>>163631356
Thing is, keeping WarDec on Council vote prevents the council from joining factions. And I usually keep my strongest vassals on my Council.
>but theres no guarantee it will be the same for your heir
"Opinion of predecessor" is a modifier that exists.

Are we being raided

>>163631870
>>163631356
>>163630640
>>163630823

so what i'm hearing is that i wasted $5 on conclave.

>>163631661
>>163631728
>>163631804
someone host mp

>>163632231
>asks if anyone wants to do mp
>doesnt host
??????????

>how-to mp:vicky2
>find your ip4v in cmd promtp
>type that in your browser and do admin:password
>open ports 1630 to 1641 in port forwarding
>find your ip online and post it here

done.

Merry Christmas fggts

>>163632378
why dont you do it????????????

>>163632378
you forgot
>desync every year
youre welcome :)

>>163632476
too lazy
>>163632487
hello your highness the prince of nigeria

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le liquor maymay xD

>>163632487

this is because half of /gsg/ come from third world shitholes like the UK Hungary and Australia

>>163632661
hahahhahaahahahhahh.... aaaahahhahahah holy shit ahah ahah hahahhaaaaaahahahhahah... my god hahahHAHAHAHAHAHHHHA HAHAHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHH

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So can the ai just deploy it's units to friendly territory anywhere? I'm quite sure that these Germans and Indians shouldn't be able to be here.

>>163632831

its called strategic redeployment lad.................

>>163632898
I know that, but the player is restricted in their redeployments by land acces. For example Japan cannot redeploy units to Korea. In this case deployed a dozen divisions into Don Kuban despite me cutten them off in Ukraine and Dheli just fucking redeployed across half of the world.

We wish you a merry liquor
We wish you a merry liquor
We wish you a merry liquor
And a happy new beurocrat

>>163632818
Kys

>>163633179
Glad tidings I bring
To you and your großgermaniums
Glad tidings for Liquor
And a happy New bearucrat

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Moral Authority is a gay game mechanic.

>>163633398
I want some liquor and cement
I want some liquor and cement
I want some liquor and cement
Please bring it right here

>>163632163
I think it makes the game more interesting, but this is subjective. If you just want to blob in peace/paint the map, then sure, I guess it's a waste. But it accomplishes what it advertises itself as doing - giving your vassals more "bite".

>>163633179
>>163633398
It doesn't even have the same number of syllables REEEEEEEEE

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>>163633612
>getting triggered by memes

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It's true, every time someone builds a liquor factory a new bureaucrat is encouraged

>>163633715
>anything i type is a meme
no

>>163633769
>uses memes for a song
>it's not memes hur dur
HI steamcordplaza

gross

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Why is paint.exe so comfy?

groß

>>163634086
>not paint.NET
kys

>>163634086
Not as comfy as liquor fac sim t.bh

>>163634086
t. nigel pierre

>beg for mp
>dont host it

baka.........................

So lads.
I succesfully formed Yugoslavia.
Give me a challenge.

Or at least ideas for an interesting game.

>>163634429
>unironically being a weeb

>>163634805
Do you have Istria, Bulgaria and Alb*nia? If not, get them.

>>163634805
Become radical

>>163634805
Germany, HoI3, last available start.

>>163634927
Tcobrah İs ry dead?

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am i better than hitler?

>>163635226
>the UK is still alive in 1941
you're shit lad

>>163635294
but i said better than hitler. and i started in 1939 start date

>>163635370

>i drew arrows guys look at me!


epic................

Is isorrowsproductions the most W&B youtube?

>>163635479
i just asked a simple question

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>>163635226
>not owning like this
GIT GUD SCRUB

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>>163624574
>tfw you liberate syndie occupied Europe as glorious constitutional Russian Empire

>>163635685
>constituionial
le reddito

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>>163635669

>>163635669
>hasn't conquered the world or puppeted the world
>calling anyone a scrub

^
^
based

>>163635853
i gave up and wanted to start a new blitzkrieg run, i can do better than this shit. but also, italy and greece are puppets same with hungary

>>163630790
>here is my alt history
>I just did everything arbitrarily and will give backstory later
Fucking retard.

>>163635646
t. isorrowsproductions

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me when someone posts a grossfrance blob

>>163635685
>Italy still split
>Slavs not liberated from the Austrian yoke
>Tsarigrad not in your hands

Shit tier Russia

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What's a country in KR that has a variety of different paths?
I did >>163635685, I've conquered Europe as the Commune, restored the republic as MacArthur, done pic related and united India as the Princely Fed.

>>163636012
Nah laddy he's just so based and white you should check him out

>>163636130
Go Princely Federation, or whatever it's called, and crown yourself Emperor of India

Is there any way to turn Japan Syndicalist? or any other Far East country? I'm surprised the Far East has no leftism.

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>>163636227
>united India as the Princely Fed.
lad

>>163636354
Good man.
Democratic Japan forming an alliance with the PSA (if it survives)?

Merry Christmas.

>>163636354
how many divisions do you have

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Reminder that if you've never liberated the unwashed hordes as MacArthur and then stepped down as Dictator becoming a modern day Cincinnatus you aren't white.

>>163616189
I treat it as the game equivalent of Die Hard; its good as long as you turn off your brain for the duration.

>>163637048
No idea. I deleted the save a long time ago

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>>163637302
>Accidentally broke KR trying to get Pavlos Mod to work
>Have to reinstall KR and every submod and add on all over again
Fuck my shit up.

>>163635685
>annexing central asia but not Belarus and Ukraine
disgusting

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I wanna save ERE from falling in EU4 while also protecting the knights

Who should I do it as? It's between Castille, Austria or Poland... I think.

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Post space programs

>>163636130
Which Chinese state did you start as?

>>163637824
Ukraine and Belarus are puppets. White, Christian minority Europeans should have some amount of self-rule, unlike the savage Muslims or Asians.
Azerbaijan is only a puppet because I couldn't release just Georgia and Armenia as puppets.

>>163638024
AOG. Peacefully became the Republic

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>>163638024
Before they got nuked, the Syndies had a stack that reached up to Reim/Paris

What's the version of KR for DH 1.04?
I downloaded 1.7 from moddb, but 2/3 of the world is black

>>163638626
1.8 from the paradox forums thread

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How can I rig the event files so that America guaranteed falls to the Syndies? I'm gonna play a game as Germany and I'd like a challenge since its otherwise an easy game.

>>163637896
Play as byzantine you fucking pussy

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Should I do a KR AAR of Japan or Italy?

>>163639430
but ive already done that thousands of times

>>163639703
italy

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Which party should I go with? Thinking Social Democrats

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>>163639828
North or South f a m?

>>163639703
>>163639828
Mittelafrika

>>163639887
>>163639703

>he meant HoI KR

I no longer care

>>163639916
That's not me you nigger.

>>163637896
play as austria , vassalized ERE feed him back all of greece/anatolia/eastern balkans . and when you diploannex him you have to unite the HRE at the same time too , while having the pope as a vassal too.

>>163640006
>>163639909

South Italy, go Totalist

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Fuck all yall, I'm gonna fucc over the H*ppsb*rgs

>>163626745
100% comf
planning out a ck2 playthrough with some coffee and a protein shake

whats so bad about HOI KR

How do you play the Entente in KR? None of the members have nearly enough IC to sufficient armies and navies to invade the UK or France before the late game.

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If I switch between perspective or tense it's 100% because I'm a forgetful faggot who writes in the QR window.

The Weltkrieg was a tumultuous time for the Italian people. Prior to the war Rome had aligned themselves with Berlin and Vienna, seeking to protect themselves from the French and protect their colonial interests. In 1915, with the Central Powers distracted in Galicia and Ypres, the Italian Army crossed over the Isonzo river and marched towards Gorizia. The years to come would see little change in ground as the frontline nestled itself into the Alps. In 1917 the Austrian and German forces infiltrated the strong point of Colovrat. The offensive that followed saw the destruction of the Italian Second Army and forced the army to retreat to Venice. Successfully holding the Central Powers on the other side of the Piave the government had finally tipped the balance in their favour. The refusal of the French and British to reinforce the Italians meant the attack could not be pressed and resulted in yet another static front. In 1919 the Austrians, bolstered by German forces, launched Operation Radowitz. The Operation would see Venice surrounded and the rushing tide of troops from Trento directly led to surrender. The ensuring occupation led to the dissolution of the unified Italian kingdom and a return to pre-Unification borders. The Kingdom of Two Sicilies soon fell to civil war and the Anarcho-Syndicalists found themselves in control of the south of the peninsula. Now, nearly ten years later, the tensions of the civil war are dying down and Italian industry is recovering.

>>163641603
The fact that it's built in GOY$

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>>163640804
Assburgers BTFO

>>163641603
It's HoI4, and you have to play HoI4

>>163617410
Empire boy

>>163619523
>piss Prussia

You fkin troglodyte

>>163642010
continue
appreciated

Merry christmas, /gsg/

>>163642789
im gonna kill myself tonight probably

who am i kidding im too much of a pussy

>>163642789
Happy Hanukkah goy

>>163642417
Fuck off, HoI4 cuntstain.
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

>>163642968
If you're joking fuck you for trivialising real issues, if you're not then do a flip.

>>163643021
>1935 – Regina Jonas is ordained as the first female rabbi in the history of Judaism.

:^^^^^^^^^^^^^))))))))))))))

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Just as an aside: What the fuck happened to Russia? Is it true they replaced Denikin with Wrangel, and Wrangel with Savinkov?

>>163643259
Yes. As sombody who doesn't know who any of those people are, what the fuck is your problem?

post CK2 dlcs for up to 2.4.5

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>>163642010
Even if no one else replies, I enjoy this kind of faggoty narration in DH/HOI so keep going buddy.

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I shouldn't even speculate such a presumption, but is he, dare I even suggest, /our guy/?

>>163644069
brits a shit

>>163644069
indisputably desu

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On April 4th 1936, the Fourth Congress of Greater Italian Union opened in Naples. On the first day of the congress the issue of economic revitalization was raised.

First to take the stage was the Social-Reformist Party. Their leader, former Minister of Public Works Ivanoe Bonomi, proposed that only a careful balance of agricultural and industrial expansion could place our state in a position of relevance.

After the Reformists came the Anarcho-Syndicalists. Their spokesman proclaims that only factories placed under the supervision and organization of worker unions could possibly achieve the industrial output our young nation requires.

Finally came the National-Syndicalists. The young war hero, Benito Mussolini, stood front and centre in front of the congress. Mussolini asserts in his fiery speech that only through central government control can heavy industry be rapidly expanded to allow the modernization of our armed forces and allow re-unification by force.


[PICK]
>Social Reformist

>Anarcho-Syndicalist

>National-Syndicalist

>>163644634
National Syndicalism, obviously.

>>163644634
National Syndicalism. Long live futurism

>>163644634
National Syndicalism, anybody who picks the other two are reddit cucks.

>>163644634
National Syndicalism. Kill the traitors.

>>163644634
National Syndicalism; Mussolini will WIN!

>>163644634
National Syndicalism, the others are Jewish i surgents and probably homosexual :-DDD

nm, for the dlcs, but anyone know where is the actrivator

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>>163644634
The topic of social affairs did not go exactly as planned. The intended discussion on wages, welfare, and health care soon focused solely on organized crime. For as long as there have been Italian states there has been crime. The entrenched elite of the Mafia have long acted as feudal lords, forcing locals to pay taxes to themselves instead of to the rightful government.

The Social Reformists believe that the root cause of crime is the lack of well paying jobs or social security. The proposal they have put forward is that increased social spending will lift those predisposed to a life of crime out of poverty.

The Anarcho-Syndicalists demand increased funding to the Republican Guard and to local militias to root out and put a stranglehold on their sources of revenue.

The National-Syndicalists took a much harsher stance. For depriving the government of taxes, murder and assassination, and for terrorizing the population the Mafia must be declared traitors to the state. Their houses must be put to the torch, their leaders hung in the squares, and their members put behind bars.

[PICK]
>National-Syndicalists
>National-Syndicalists
>Social-Reformists
>National-Syndicalists
>Anarcho-Syndicalists
>National-Syndicalists
>National-Syndicalists

>>163643714
>he doesn't want based Wrangel as vozhd

>>163645606
NATIONAL SYNDICALISM

How can we make /gsg/ more active on holidays? You'd expect the average person here to be an autistic loner, but apparently that's not the case as traffic goes down whenever an important holiday arrives.

>>163645606
Anarcho-Syndicalists

>>163645606
>the Anarcho-Syndicalists want to increase the funding of the police

>>163645665
It's better on holidays, we get based DH poster instead of fucking EU4 or CK2 faggots

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As expected my curry compatriots are fucking useless. 90% of their units are dicking around behind the front lines while those that are there either start ridiculous battles that they cannot win or charge ahead with cav divions into new province sonly to be beaten back before my infantry can arrive to support them.
I like to think thtat the Entente's air force is doing some kind of work but it probably isn't either as my interceptors seem to be shooting down all of the German planes.

I think I'll just mop up the Balts and Crimea before sitting still while I slowly push through the Caucasus and my armoured and mechanised corps roll of the conveyor belts. Should be easy to roll through Germany and France at that point.


>>163643259
Wrangel is still there and can take the reigns, Savinko is just an alternate option. I went with Savinkov so Wrangel is on the front lines leading a corps instead.

>>163645665
See
>>163645794
Also the steamcordplaza faggots seem to be spending Christmas with their fellow favela monkeys.

>>163645854
I want to play DH but the stuttering and UI piss me off.

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>1555
>Granada still exists and has 2 provinces

Denmark seems like total shit to play in EU4. You literally can't do anything at all. No one else nearby accepts vassalization, tiny little bitch Lubeck hogs all the trade power, and can't declare war on any of them because you'd be declaring war on the HRE. You just annex your one vassal and then sit on your ass for 50 years until you can integrate Norway and Sweden.

>>163646181
Fuck off EU4 cunt.

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>the Empire of Germany

>>163646048
The UI is fine for the most part. The only shitty aspect is how events lock you out of interacting with anything else.

>>163646192
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

Merry christmas /gsg/

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>>163645606
The final day of the Congress was centred around military reform. The meeting and it's discussion was short.

The Social Reformists believe that a small professional force for the sole purpose of self defense is the best way forward.

The Anarcho-Syndicalists propose the expansion of the local militias and police forces to be mobilized in event for war.

The National-Syndicalists have an unorthodox proposal: breeding. The party says that the method of military expansion is irrelevant if we do not have the manpower to support it.

>>163645854
Wrangel stays a general no matter what because none of the events sleep him as a leader, unless they changed that in 1.8.

>>163646229
>>163646329
Good to see the shitposters have nothing to do on Christmas except shitpost.

>>163646518
Merry Christmas, lad.

>>163646639
Shouldn't you be celebrating christmas by doing your 420th Ulm WC, eu4babby?

>>163646614
>you will never be mandated to breed by the national syndicalist governance
make my christmas lad

>>163646724
>he's still at it
>he can only choke back the tears of impotent rage by smashing accusations of enjoying video games he dislikes on his keyboard

>>163646614
The Anarchos
also God damnit /gsg/ can you be helpful for once and link the ck2 activator

>>163646856
>s-stop pitying me i-im based
Ah fucking yes, me lad. Your taste is fuxking appalling, it is that of a child. You have not mentally developed beyond enjoying the blob-spend mana cycle of EU4.

>>163646821
Since you're bound to be the ugliest of the uggos, you'd get Bertha the NEET who hasn't showered in living memory.

>>163647104
Still be better than a flannel with a glove in it.

hpm guy pls teach me how to make decisions that work

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i'm alone at home celebrating with you lads

>>163647283
>my comments are in somebody elses room
n-no

>>163647283
Are you drinking piss? I'm drinking vodka and eating chocolate like a faggot

>>163647283
>rym
gotta give your profile bruh

>>163647401
I fucking cut my fucking tounge on Christmas fucking eve so even eating hurts.

So how the fuck do forts work since the last patch?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2lNTdAiyWw

>>163647401
it's pineapple fizz, i'm eating nuts

>>163647427
i don't have one i saw a thread on /mu/ and entered to see

>>163647529
Go ask /r/paradoxplaza, this general is for Vicky 2, DH, and HoI3. With CK2 allowed when it's incest or relevant.

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>>163637527
That's your own fault. Pavlosmod hasn't been updated in like a year or two, and it's a KR submod on top, which is also several versions out of date.

>>163646614
BREED TO SUCCEED

>>163647606
go fuck off you little autist