/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13032

CUTE SKELETONS

first for putin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBddrKYY580

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>>163523575
i got auto-traitor near the end there, so i assume the others did as well

P I N T H E R I N

>login
>who
>avadatide
>logout

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>show up to scan my chemdispenser every other round
>only actually show up to upgrade anything 1 round out of 10
>never bring any protolathe goodies (it takes serious dedication to be even less useful than Science)
>have somehow managed to fuck up cryo EVERY SINGLE TIME they tried to "upgrade" it (this is not an exaggeration, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME)
>most of their "upgrades" are hopelessly worthwhile anyways
Mechanics deserve nothing but death.

>log in
>banned
>log out

>>163523996
>are hopelessly worthwhile
That was meant to read "are hopelessly worthless"

Gerald a cute

>>163523996
I tried to fuck around with medbay cryo once and fucked it up. Never touching it again. Thank god it was a super comfy low pop shift

>>163524139
Just build your medbay-clone in the bar

>>163524113
Gerald needs to get a job desu

>>163524196
Yeah I will next time if I ever play mechanic again.

>log in
>not antag
>log out

>log in
>not antag
>alttab and go play runescape and shitpost about runescape in discord
>"welcum 2 the sindicat"
>alttab back and immediately try to floortile the first person i see to death
>get instantly tased, go catatonic to play more runescape

>Don't log in because I know I am banned
>Don't log out because I did not log in to begin with

>>163524612
>>163524725
Hi Nevill

>exist

>want a nice traitor round to test out some things I had planned
>cultist, nuke op, cultist,nuke op cultist, traitor (as a job I didn't want to traitor with), nuke op, cultist, changeling

>>163524770
You can tell it's not Nevill because they tried to floortile someone instead of buying an emag and making a voice-activated Cuban Pete arcade bomb set to "55" so they can still detonate it while stuttering.

what is up with that Ice Cold shitter

>tfw you will never pin the rin

>>163525193
>tfw you will never hug her again
;_;

>>163525193
>>163525238
Gross

>tfw you will butt pin butt butt

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If you disagree your gay

>>163525193
Who is run and why are they shilling themselves in the thread

>>163525549
only faggots like girls desu

>>163525549
I don't have a gay

>>163525749
A total shitter.

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post classics

emagging a toy singularity for a real one when?

emagging a supermatter shard to turn it into a subparmatter shard when?

>>163527597
that doesn't even make sense

>>163527623
Emagging a supermatter shard to turn it into an edible suppermatter shard when?

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>>163527428

>>163527806
Suppermatter shard chef dish when?

>>163527806
>>163527623
supermatter shards aren't machines, you wouldn't be able to emag them

>>163523996
Only Science is usefull for upgrades IF they got most materials for the best stock parts set up and a rapid parts exchanger. But that only happens when I'm around

>see that first wiz is trying to blow the shard and failing since it'll just get spaced before it laminates
>"if I had that wiz roll I'd have blown up medbay by now"
>get wiz roll

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>tfw when your waifu is kind, Innocent and does great work while staying modest.

>>163528457
>showing bloomers
>modest

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>>163528503

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>>163527428
>>163527841

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>>163527428

>>163528132
The other issue is that by the time you come around with the parts med can care less.
Chems are done by 12:15 and all machine will be charged by the time you need to make another large batch of chems.
Sleepers are a joke for most docs and will just feed people pills.
Cryo ones don't do shit.
Clone is the only real useful one, but if med just speedclones everyone (like they should) it doesn't matter.
Genetics and viro really like them, but will likely never use them unless there is an active person there.

>>163525186
what he do

How can we fix virology?

I mean really fix it. The job just fundamentally doesn't work right now. It's basically order crates, analyze in five minutes, max antigens by injecting monkeys, then fuck off because there's literally nothing else to do.

What big, sweeping changes would you make to virology if you could?

>>163529338

it needs more symptoms first

shit sucks if you don't get antag since there's a grand total of 5 actually useful symptoms

>>163529338
Virology is a glorified bio weapons production site.

Make it be able to fucking help people other than with 5 symptoms, even if just by adding neutral stuff, you are making it much better.

>>163527869
They literally are, /obj/machinery/power/supermatter/shard

>>163529461
>>163529643
Not really the BIG SWEEPING CHANGE that I'm looking for. I could easily add ten different reagent synthesis symptoms right now and the job would then still be

order crates -> pump them for a few minutes -> splice into a virus and release -> fuck off for half an hour then come back and load the same symptoms onto another dish's antigens after everyone cured the first virus naturally -> repeat

I mean what would really make virology CHALLENGING? Something that doesn't turn it into basically a button click simulator. You can probably automate 90% of the current process with autohotkey, that's how repetitive it is.

>>163527623
Robotic arms can be converted to make handcannons.
Emagging magboots and jetpacks to sabotage
Restoration of ancient artifacts
Weapon forging katanas, morning stars, shields
Fix xenoarch
Superior optics allow the user to see in thermal, t-ray, and night vision
2+ person space pods for adventure
More chef recipes
(tacos,chinese garlic chicken fried rice, lasagna, chilidogs,Oktoberfest Lager Stew With Vinegar)
Emaging toilets and recharge stations to blow up in proximity

>>163529791
copy any of the other station's viro

>>163529748
Codewise.

>>163529791
Make viruses take longer to move onto the next change then make them much harder to cure, and make different viruses have different methods to cure them so you will have to experiment on a monkey to figure out what type of virus it is and what can cure it, also make some possible cures be bad for some viruses, so it could make it harder to cure or give it more symptoms. Right now viro is literally just injecting a monkey with radium and dex+ then making a shitload of antibodies

>steam is dead
banic

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what room is this?

>>163530462
robo charging station

>>163529791
Okay, here is the problem mister Virologist, your job is either making station wiping viruses or making beneficial ones that wont get you lynched, you can make virology harder because you have mastered it all you want but you haven't really changed it, you just made it much slower and with the same unrewarding shit everyone knows it to be, a glorified bio weapon production facility.

You want to massively fix something, start small. Make some neutral or interesting symptoms firsts so it can actually be rewarding rather than shit for everyone else who hasn't learned how to cheese it, then, you can work on making it take a lot of work to succeed, because then, it might actually be rewarding to release a fully beneficial virus.

Make them progress much slower if you really, really think they need to be that slow, but limit yourself to that first.

>>163530462
hack-for-yellow-gloves room

>>163530462
borg zone 2.0

>>163530462
Auxiliary charging station.

>>163530462
it's called something like auxiliary cyborg charging. Might have the word station in there somewhere, it's a good room to raid for glubs.

>>163529338
What if viro became a bit like xenobio where you can take virus trays and grind them into something useful like rare chems.
Another idea is just more good symptoms, one that fixes bones could be great if people are being zased and 4 people with broken skulls walk in.
>>163530462
Aux recharge station.

>apprehend someone being an absolute autist
>decide to log dive to see if they had any justification
>100% shitter who shills attack animnatons

P O T T E R Y

>>163530626
This is probably shitposting, but who was it then. Post logs to prove shitter status.

>>163530462
The didn't-get-the-youtool-glubs room

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>>163529338
>>163529461
>>163529643
>>163529791
Make the virus event more common and make deadlier viruses more common.
>remember the time when every round ended with super space aids wiping out the crew?

>>163530462
The late-joined as assistant

>log in
>get killed
>say who killed me in pupper discord
>tab out and play eve till I get revived

>>163531264
Harukasuka or something similar to that

>>163531212
>>163531264
>>163531654
Whoops wrong rep

someone post ss13 quentin edits

>>163531530
I hate when avada takes his time getting to me after I post it in pupper

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>>163529958
>Robotic arms can be converted to make handcannons.
Realistically how hard would it be to code robotic body parts that can change into weapons?
It would certainly give the Ion Rifles something to do.

>>163531887
We Deux Ex now.

Show me what you're made of, boyscout.

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FELIZ NAVIDAD

>>163532069
You gotta go back

>>163532069
I have a mighty need to wear one of these.

>>163532069
>ports

>>163529958
>>163531887
emagging robotic limbs blows them up upon destruction of limb

>>163532361
On EMP sounds like it'd be better

is snowmap going to be a thing?

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>>163532928
>trusting an IRA larper

>>163532928
Yes, when Bauds finishes it for Celt.

>>163532540
emps can destroy the limbs, which causes them to blow up

>>163532069
> ponchos
AAAAAAW YEAH

>>163529287
Just real intense greytide

What's the maximum amount of assistants each round? I've seen them go up to 11 before.

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>>163531887
I was thinking something like blunderbuss shots, or buck shells but future plasma ammo works too

>>163534093
depends on number of sec

>>163534093
I was unlimited but it's now be tied to the number of security personnel for obvious reasons.

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How are you doing?

>>163534541
i'm burnt out on spess. feels bad

>>163534541
Bad, since my internet shat itself and I cant actually try to make minor code things.

I wanted to make Cargo shuttle consoles have the russian clothes supply pack when hacked, but the repo won't sych past 14%. Sorry papa Probe.

>>163535757
They have neo russian clothes.

>>163535952
I know about neo russians, but the actual soviet vending machine has berets and uniforms that look amazing, even with the neo russian, since neo ruski helmets look awfull and the mix and match looks good. Wanted the blue and white berets on everyone, to push the whole russian feeling further.

Only got the soviet vend once out of a prayer and wanted cargo to be able to get it every time they went full Cheeki Breeki, it just looks that good.

>>163536251
Can you add the magivend too?

Its in the wiki, but its not in game.

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Supply_Crates

>>163536251

it'll just get denied because the comradevend has hardsuits and lasers when emagged

>>163536456
>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Supply_Crates
You have to emag it for the magivend

>>163536456
Sure, you want to hack it and get free wiz blood huh? Sneaky motherfucker.

>>163536549
>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Supply_Crates
>Requires modification of the supply console circuitboard.

Who da fuck wrote this Wiki

What are some of your spess pet peeves?

MDs who take the surgon switchtool for themself.
Engineers who walk around outside engineering in hardsuits when there is nothing wrong with the station.

Suck on my shiny stun baton, blake, i won both in court and in martial battle

>>163536639
emags modify machines and their components

>>163523663
How do i make biggest bombs?
Asking far a friend.

Nero Moss here

Which one of you fucks ACTUALLY started that shit and did Bill really get spaced by Kuzuadslkjalsdf;l or not

I was secretly glad that damn rod came so I could release you shits so I didn't have to deal with you screaming you're innocent

also, sorry for assuming you hit me when I actually hit myself, bill

>>163536647
>Cargo asks for hundred credit bribes to order single metal crates
>Chemist dispense sulfuric acid in 1u pills
>Robotocist makes nothing but mechs
>Chaplain Valid hunts
>Botanist Shits No Fruits all over the floor, and leaves them cycling.

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>>163534541
>4 hours sleep
>Had to rake the yard and help knock down a fence face/poles in prep for a shed delivery
>Now nursing a monster at work

This is what I get for sitting in on a 3 hour late night round

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>>163536752
Order 500 Fuel Tanks from Cargo
Exceed Dev Cap in small incremental explosions.

>Put 500 eggs full of potas and water on a mass driver and shoot them at a naked person.

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>He actually got a that naked battle that he lusted for weeks in frustration with Rin her gimmicks
Damn court and everything and so mutch mental gymnastics just to satisfy a fetish.

>>163536810
nero my dude, hardsuit protection isn't as good as regular helmet and armor vest

>>163537139
I put it on when the AI let me into the armory to fight blobs and left my old shit in there and couldn't get back in there and completely forgot that you can just get more of it from the lockers

>>163536847
>Robotocist makes nothing but mechs
Naw fuck that. Roboticists that don't even build at least one Ripley without being asked, and then when they are asked put it off for an hour while they continue to build their cyborg army without even having brains to put in them are the worst

>>163537221
noice

Pin the Rin

>>163536647
>Yuka comes into Xenobio with a stolen Jukebox
>Plays shitty music
>Sits at the table while I work
>Steals my slimes and uses them
>Constantly checks Borer Cage for new borers
> half the time she kills me after I farm a few slimes without saying anything if shes antag

>>163537302
tfw pin the rin with several accounts of murder and she gets hauled off to execution

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fuck you bill lmao

>>163537397
Couldn't you slime yourself and then free range the fuckers?

>>163537447
lmao fuck you bill

>>163537447
lol get fucked bill

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Cargo is by far the best place for Xenobio.

>>163537409
>defend rin for ~1 hr in the court of law
>after we win the case receive PDA message from rin
>"For your services."
>Walk up to Rin
>Rin turns to me
>several seconds of tense silence
>$100 has been transferred to your account, please insert your ID to confirm transaction
>"Th-thanks, Boss."

>>163537447
haha bill got dunked

>>163536456
Magivend is meh, so no.
>>163536476
I don't see a issue with that to be perfectly honest, Cargo already has miner suits with some level of protection don't they, not like the emmaged comrade vendor isn't bleeding obvious, the other techs would instantly report it to sec regardless.

Cargo can already get better guns and better armor with a emag, better hardsuits, and some rather nasty weaponry just by hacking into the machines and shoving a rat in front of them, Im sure whatever the comrade vend has, they can already get everywhere else as traitor and non traitor, besides, its a massive antag target to even wear a russian hardsuits wouldn't it.

>>163537772
>bribe a lawyer on the opposite side to work in my favor

>>163537772
>100 dollars
How cheap can an HoS be?

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What spawns over here?

>>163538047
___________

>>163538047
A spacepod can spawn there.

>>163538047
A _________

>>163538047
It's a butt

>>163537984
>dollars, they're credits, dummy

>>163538047
A buttbot and a station bounced radio, they're one tile too far away from each other so they don't butt up the butt unless something butt

>>163537753
Have fun breeding the color you want, yes you can make a ton of slimes, but what good are they if 17 random slimes fight over the monkey? In the end, no its not and with 2 pico manipulators you have infinite monkies.
>>163537464
I don't get why people don't suspect people who stay in xenobio/viro with you for more than 20 minutes and doesn't do work. Just tell them you don't feel comfortable with them and 80% of the time they will leave, if not call sec or the head of staff to force them to leave.

>>163536251
Why not just add the other russian outfits to the neo-russian crate

>>163538408
Why would I want a locker specificaly designed to have a neo russian set to have a neo russian set and 12 semi related russian items of clothing when I could have a neo russian set locker and a different vendor for whatever russian related clothing I want alongside it?

Makes no sense to stuff a locker with so much shit when its only meant to have that speficic set of clothes.

>>163536810
>>163537221
dont put your ckey in the namefield, it makes you look like a tool and people will bully you hard for it
you seemed okay in game and i dont want to see you get bullied

>>163538831
Hohoho~ What's wrong with that?

>>163538831
It's not even my ckey and I forgot to turn it off after asking questions related to coding. Wasn't intentionally trying to be a tool

>>163531873
im sorry daddy i promise i will work towards the goals of the metaclub more diligently please don't permaban me from OOC or something drastic

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Merry Christmas

>>163537447
Haha bill got rekt

Merry butt

>>163538894
stop

>>163539230
You're being demoted in the corporation

You're being butt in the corporation

>tfw no qt Vox gf

>>163540492
>tfw butt qt butt gf

>>163540492
>tfw qt Vox with no gf

>butt butt qt butt butt

>butt butt butt butt butt

>tfw qt gf, not Vox

>>163541486
>tfw shiggy, sj, sergay, senaat, and anon can get a qt gf
>but you can't

>Tfw no qt bf

>>163542204
>tfw had a qt bf but broke up with them

>Tfw no qt butt

>>163542204
no need to feel bad anon
just find a cute boy and robust them then kidnap them
they might complain for a little bit but when you show them your smeg filled willy they'll warm up to you sharpish like

>>163542826
>just find a cute boy and robust them then kidnap them
>implying you'd be able to do that with our playerbase
As soon as you capture them, they've already ghosted expecting the succ, ahelped, whined in deadchat, and disconnected to hop onto TG/Hippie.
Hope you enjoy fucking an empty soulless body before your ding dong bannu.

>>163536647
Security with hardsuits when they are not needed.

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>>163543909
I wouldn't
I never ahelp when I get robusted
You can kidnap me and beat me as much as you want
Fucking do it fagget

>>163536647
5 unit antitox, bicard, keloderm pills.

>>163544151
what do you want for christmas

what bad VN on steam should I get my waifu for christmas?

>>163544151
/pdg/ striks again

Thoughts on adding an HoS hardsuit?

>>163544395
Major\Minor

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>>163544315
a boyfriend
a collar
death
>>163544406
didn't someone sprite payday masks and suits for heist a long time ago

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Faggots

>>163544469
how lewd is it and is it really really bad or just a bit bad?

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>>163544173
>they give it a name like "Fenix Down"
>they legitimately think it's good

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>>163544829
steam doesn't host porn games so the worst it'll get is a fade to black or PG13 sex scene
and what the fuck kind of question is that it's bad bad it's a fucking furry VN you tard

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Bill

>>163544513
you have such a distinctive posting type it's nice

>>163544927
WELL I DON'T KNOW. I bought them Sakura Spirit last year. It's just a stupid recurring joke to buy them a stupid VN but I'm out of the loop this year

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>>163545006
desu it feels sad that I can be identfied
tell me it's not due to things like the single line spacing instead of the reddit double enter press
>>163545034
get them gender bender extreme or whatever it's called
fun for the whole family

>>163545034
http://store.steampowered.com/app/310080

>>163545180
its usually just spoilers and gay things + an image/talking about getting beaten up.

>>163545210
this was the birthday present, can't do it again
>>163545180
this is too bad, i can't do that

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>this thread

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>>163545246
oh yeah that
I forgot about that bit

There was much assistant done that round

Being space pirates was fun while it lasted, thanks borer and golem, you were good company.
Fuck the vox

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>miner double tator rats out other double tators at round start
>sits in the brig all round
>literally waits 2 hours for the shuttle call

>shuttle docks at centcomm
>whole shuttle interior blacks out and I can't see shit
why can't I participate in end-round chaos anymore

>>163546301
>it's a "friendly double traitor" episode
reminder to borg any traitors that come to you voluntarily

>chaplain
>want to rebuild chapel
>go to HoP line, call the captain for an ID change
>centuries later he comes in, changes the QM ID, ignores me and leaves
>break the window as a revenge
>QM comes in, disarms and cuffs me
>detective tells us to fist fight
>they uncuff me, and I start fighting with Hugh
>suddenly he grabs a rod and crits me
>QM heals me
>drags me to cargo
>spend hours cuffed to a chair until one of the cargo techs feels pity on me and let me go
>ahelp three times
>no ban
>he wasn't even antag

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>>163546301
Double traitors who rat out the other traitor needs to get that ass banned

>>163546517
MAKE A BAN REQUEST

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>pAI is about to get a smart gun control, emotes like *law and a salt dispenser
>most likely only the beginning

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Taking artistic pictures as a golem was pretty comfy.

Rin is such a fucking shit hos holy shit
releasing peope seconds before they attack you and your officers THRICE
letting a traitor stay in the brig just because he ratted out the other traitors (which is still a really fucked up thing to do)
and being a le randmumb faggot all round
AND HE DIDNT EVEN SET THE FUCKING FLASHERS
Why are head players so shit?

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Molenga is a shitter and should be removed from /vg/

Worst antag i've ever seen

>>163546831
>setting the flashers
Flashers are for gays

>>163546831
PIN

>>163546831
>Why are static players so shit?
Fixed that for you

>>163546915
there where three non-sec and golems in the brig and just one flasher would be enough to make it less of a shitshow

Log search engine guy here again.

Turns out emotes weren't getting indexed, but in the process of adding them back in, I was able to add a filter to (try) to get rid of the game-generated emote lines.
Storage remains at ~450MB/day, processing time at ~1½ minutes/day.

If someone with an SSD-backed VPS has 90 gigabytes to spare, I could probably have a front end built before January.

>>163544429
i like it

PIN
THE
RIN

>>163547557
never

>>163546831
I think a good amount of head players are considered shit because they are held to a higher standard, but I've only seen a few that can live to it. Rin is one of the worst heads to me even still.

>>163544429
No. Power/feature creep.
Remove all hardsuits and replace with soft suits and make actual hardships exo suits that you havw to build and upgrade

>>163544429
i always felt like all heads should have access to a special hardsuit somehow, in the event of nuke ops there may be only a meager RD or CMO left to call the shuttle/activate red alert and both of those are hard when the station is swiss cheese

>>163547665
Agreed, hard suits as is are too powerful.

I want rin to pin me!

>>163547689
Meta station gives them both suits I think, although RD lacks magboots which is the most important part of a suit.

>>163545034
I know that feel. Pomf gifted me "Manga Horror VN" and it sits there in my library, taunting me

>>163547886
You just have to ask~

>>163548925
Slut

is rin the new surfer?

>>163548925
i will steal things things until you pin me to the ground and drag me to brig for execution!

>just want to clean floors
>keep getting autojobbed to sec roles
>when my internet keeps fucking up so bad i'm more of a liability than any help

>>163550059
same
>see wanted guy
>shoot
>3 MINUTE FREEZE
>come back and im almost spaced
>go to cuff some guy
>FREEZE
>guy escaped and everyone is complaining
JUST

>>163550445
>chase suspect who's cuffed
>fuck up because lag and because they're actually pretty robust on top of having nothing to grab them with and people opening fucking doors for them to run out with
>try to grab other sus as they called for help over intercom
>they actually were already dragged out and i missed it over lagging
>also missed the part where he said it was depressurized
>log out as i lay bleeding and screaming to death
need to remember to just turn off all sec roles next time jesus fucking christ

What's the discord? Please don't bully me by lying.

I've caught the waifu, how much longer do I have to live?

>>163550990
https://discord.gg/0yCTdQTDRZL5CFSN

>>163551004
1 month until your permaban for ERP

>>163551041
Nice.

What were the rules for what kind of characters cute boys had to play?

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Merry Spessmas /vg/.

>>163551249
Girls or niggly tier crossdressers

>>163551254
i love it

>>163551254
i hate it

>>163551249
they have to play cute boys with penises and NOT GIRLS WITH GROSS GIRL BITS

>>163551254
i dont have a opinion on it

>>163551254
I just don't like your sprites skowron

Cold Ice aka Harukasuka banned when

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Just when i thought we lost Fritzl with her antics we get Rin trying to become the hate slut again.

>>163551254
Yeah, wasted effort. It's very ugly.

>>163551254
looks good, dont listen to the autists

>>163551254
Did you have to cover it in reddit memes?

>>163551601
They keep changing their ingame name, but I always recognize their shittery.

They always have a shit name, always play human assistant or HoS (he was flamenco flamingo), always griff, disarm, taze and strip sec as nonantag or play as a powertripping HoS.

>>163551249
From yesterday?

Cute boys had to play as female characters OR male characters that have girl hair and crossdress. They also must provide evidence that they are cute or be BANNED.

>>163551792
I only saw him fucking around as a greyshit, what did he do when he was HoS?

>>163551974
Tries to valid anything with a pulse, told a borg that got ordered to slip him that it had to go to a certain area of maint whenever he said "go to your house" or some shit

He's going to get himself banned inevitably, one of the biggest spergs we have at current, just wish the admins would hurry up about it

Now that it's an option, you have to pick a side

Dispose reagents or keep reagents?

>>163551254
Tree looks great, ornaments are a real mixed bag of quality

>>163552180
What does this mean

>>163551601
Absolute shitter, needs to be trashed. Starts shit with no IC reason and toes beyond the line

>>163552164
I took a laser gun from him as sec and he stun gloved cabe cuffed me while I was checking with detective wether he was allowed it. Wizard assblasted him before he could get the cuffs though, which was nice

>>163552180
Make all the extra shit into a pill and eat it

tfw no syndicate bf to spoil me with gifts

>>163552164
>>163552423
>>163552640
Sounds like a good lad

Nuke flops lmao

tfw no syndicate bf to emag into my heart

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>>163553904
I'll be your syndicate bf after you give me the nuke disk
My love will be warm like the sun.

>>163554060
FUCK OFF SMEGURINE

>>163554098
Wat? That is not even me. I'd just penetrate you with an RPG

>>163554012
admin when?

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>>163554098
How about no

tfw no syndicate bf to cut of my limbs rape me in maint and space my used body

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>>163554060
The warmth is a nuclear explosion, isn't it?

PIN
THE
RIN

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>tfw no waifu

>>163554443
tfw no rin to pin on christmas day

>>163554519
theres plenty of them just look around. theres a couple new science lesbians so feel free to swoop them up

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>>163554519
>tfw crabfu

>Harukasuka has a note from kolith for "metagrudging xevonix"
>kolith didn't investigate at all before adding the note
>shitposting about them starts out of nowhere when kolith wakes up
>kolith will rule 0 haruka within a week

>>163555094
crab people when?

>>163554519
i can be your waifu anon
but i'm a waifu (male)

What's the funniest way you've ever died? I'm running out of antag gimmicks.

>>163546517
>>163546517
>Hours
>Maybe 10 minutes

T.Cargo Tech who freed you

>>163555553
CRAAAB PEOPLE
CRAAAB PEOPLE
LOOK LIKE CRAB
TALK LIKE PEOPLE

>>163555375
FUK U KOLY

>>163555375
if the meatclub picks him to remove I won't really mind

>>163555093
by waifu do you mean fat neckbeard roleplaying as a retarded anime grill archetype with pink hair that dresses as a maid while being a fucking shitter who's only difference with a regular shitter is that he emotes retarded "cute" shit that you faglords eat up because your life are so miserables that you find normal to fall in love with a shitty spess persona of a fat asshole

>>163555589
bounced from the singubarries when that madman did 4 singulos next to each other

>>163555589
Probably won't help with your situation, but here it goes.
>go exploring in a space pod for the first time
>find goonecode station
>it had cyberhorrors at this point
>get stabbed but escape back into the pod
>thermite through a back wall
>those slasher fucks swarm me
>get back into the pod with severe bleeding
>get moving in a direction before I fall into crit
>made some comment about my journey in dead chat
>admin takes control of the pod
>calls in a meteor storm
>smashes my pod into the station with the force of a meteor
>ended up impacting in maint near the cyborg recharge station
>in the explosion several cyberhorrors are born
>they terrorize the station as people try to get to escape
I'm gonna say this counts as a way I died since my body was just fucking gone and unrecoverable when the space pod exploded.

>>163523663
>Valve getting DDOS'd
>My internet goes out for 2 hours
>Comes back up and 20% packet loss

Just nuke Seattle already

>>163555589
Someone had built a rage cage coming directly out of Escape, in the spot where the shuttle normally lands.
I show up there with a jetpack and about 20 pokeballs worth of monsters and LET EM ALL RIP
60 seconds later I get gibbed by the shuttle which I didn't even realize had been called

>>163555563
I am too

>>163555093
>science lesbians
I've rarely heard good things about the sluts in science. Unless they work xenobio, science is a no-go for me when it comes to waifus.

Ideally I would have a nice greytide or botanist waifu

>>163555589
>vampire
>there is a power shutdown so no lights
>look for victims
>find fat warden playing basketball by himself
>"are you good enough sonny?"
>very well
>he beats me in basketball
>glare at him
>"w-w-well, i s-s-hou-uld h-h-ave ex-x-pec-ct-t-t-e-d t-t-this"
>say sorry and eat him
>go to the bar
>the moment the light comes back a vox sec officer spots me
>shoots at me
>dodge and glare
>";W-W-WE-E-REWOL-L-F!"
>laugh so fucking hard im crying
>oh god i cant see shit
>suddenly a full security team gangbangs me in the gym
>laughing so hard i just press buttons
>i kill like three with bats and disease touch
>laugh so hard i didn't even check that im ashed
great round

>>163556801
>you share the same server with autists that consider waifu anything but hot garbage
only makes my valid boner stronger but my mind disgusted

>>163555589
My funniest wasn't how I died but what the killer did after.
I got cablecuffed and sucked by Sawbones at like, roundstart because I was AFK.
When I came back I basically just got to say 'oh' before dying.
Then he transformed into me, put on red pants and a hat and went around with my name, as a purple skeleton, saying stuff like 'hello my fellow humans.'
He ended up getting arrested and put in solitary and the validhunter AI refused to listen to him and kept screaming for security to burn him.

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vg-sclusive ponchos

>>163558109
Does it make people valid for spacing on the other side of the wall?

Do you think could anybody who plays here could TOTALLY reconstruct tcomms if the whole coldroom got destroyed?

>>163558109
Fuck off taco

>>163558191
what would be the point? shuttle is already 7 mins away by the time they figure out what even happened to tcomms

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>>163545371
this is good OC. I approve.

>>163558239
colombia != taco

>>163558191
Like make a functioning version, or copy it one for one how it was before?

>>163558191
i can and i did it once
but even when i finished it and it worked
peoples still kept asking for a shuttle call because nowadays everybody has fucking ADHD

>>163558191
Come on, it's not that hard. I saw a guy make a functioning tcomms in roid once, and I fixed tcomms many times already.

But most of the time it's not worth it, takes too much time

>>163558297
>Like make a functioning version, or copy it one for one how it was before?
Rebuild to a point that it can perform all functions of the original.

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>>163555093
>new science lesbians
The white haired robotics chick and the japanse named girl who i always thought was a guy?

>>163551254
its okay

>>163558406
Has anyone ever set up tcomms on the salvage shuttle so station radio was available any z-level the shuttle traveled to?

>>163555589
>Someone asks me to come to the bar over comms
>Walk into bar, person who called me nowhere to be found
>Suddenly a portal opens over the potted plant in the corner
>Tons of Russians come pouring out and start shooting up the place
>Barely make it out alive
>Get back to science and plan to make weapons
>Captain PDA messages me
>"The beacon from the bridge is missing, can you make me another please?"
>Make a beacon
>Portal opens and Russians pour out
>Ctrl click my chemmaster and drag it behind me to block bullets as I cheese it into maintenance
>Get into medbay because I got stabbed twice
>As I'm standing there being treated the Clown walks in whistling
>"Oh hey RD got a package for you"
>Strolls away while I open it
>It's a beacon
>Portal opens and Russians pour out
>Submit to the stabbings
Fucking clowns

>>163551254
n i c e
but it'd be nicer with the eggplant replaced with "ZAS"

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>>163558676
Holy shit

>>163558475
yeah. they aren't actually bad scientists. i welcome them personally

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>>163558676
This is amazing

FREE GARY

Please give more feedback so you don't get assmad should it get merged and you hate it.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12987

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preliminary results with less than a week's data:

* people really like to make ryetalyn and hyperzine using every single different color known to man
* there seems to be 0 consensus about nearly all split-color pills, which are mostly used for random shit
* there also seems to be 0 consensus about the less-common chemicals, such as imidazoline, inacusiate, etc
* people kind of hate using oblong pills
* surprisingly, tricordrazine is kind of all over the place too

as pretty much expected, these are the ONLY colors people can agree on:
>blood is oblong darkred
>dex+ is round blue-cyan (surprisingly, NOT round lightblue)
>antitox is both round lightgreen and round darkgreen, with the latter being less popular
>keloderm is both round yellow and round yellow-red, with the latter being less popular
>bicaridine is round lightred
>tricord is mostly purple, but still all over the place
>alkysine is mostly oblong cyan, but still all over the place

in conclusion:
the only unified pill coloring system that works is the basic one everyone already knows
>brute is red, burn is yellow, toxins is green, suffocation is blue
with "blood is oblong dark red" added at the end

>>163559523
can't believe you posted that shit on /poeg/ too

>>163558676
Jesus, that's amazing

>>163555589
My dream is to someday kidnap someone and torture them while broadcasting it to the whole station. Or hide bombs everywhere on the station, find a way to prove that there are bombs on station, and play games with the crew while they try to find it

>>163559749
What are the fucking odds of some loser on /ss13g/ also being in /poeg/?
Other than me lmao

>>163559712
>Oblong dark red
>Anti-toxin

Who was that and I wanted him banned right this instant.

>>163550059
>>163550445
>>163550641
>Implying it's not shitters developing timestop powers

First a second, and then a minute.

>>163559712
Who the fuck is making oblong cyan alkysine and not white dot. Give me their CKey so I can metagrudge them, holy shit.

>>163559849
Not him, but I shitpost in 1-3 other generals and /pol/ while shitposting here

>>163559914
>Papa Magpie/(Skrinkle Skrenk) has made 9 pills, each named 'Anti-Toxin (Dylovene) (10 units)' and containing 10u of anti_toxin. Icon: oblong darkred
>Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger) has made 9 pills, each named 'Anti-Toxin (Dylovene) (10 units)' and containing 10u of anti_toxin. Icon: oblong darkred

>>163560001
your coloring is objectively less popular
for some reason, oblong cyan is the most popular alkysine color

>>163560001
>>163559712
Dark red for iron is also wrong. Iron is oblong white with the red stripe, to symbolize it's iron and it's specifically for blood.

>>163560297
Retard, kill yourself.

>>163560297
'Iron (50 units)' - total: 491
oblong darkred - 243
oblong purple-pink - 61
round red - 53
oblong white - 41
oblong white-striped - 40

it's you vs everyone else
you can cope with it, or keep being stupid

How would a SS13 animated series work?
and more importantly, what server would it be based off of?

>>163559814
I did the bomb one once. Nab a crew console so you can broadcast and stay anonymous. The best thing to do is demand the crew pick one of their own to be sacrificed, or everyone dies.

>>163560472
from what I heard about the server, I think Urist would fit

>>163560335
Get fucking good at medbay you scrub, use sensible coloring that makes sense, not like >>163560207
>>163560431
Everybody except me is wrong

Keloderm is meant to be Yellow-Red, not Yellow

Because it's Kelotane = Yellow + Dermaline = Red

>>163559712
other misc. things:
alkysine (5u) is much much much more popular than alkysine (4u) despite 4u being the superior dosage
tricordrazine pills are less popular than one would think, which is probably good
>>163560639
>dermaline
>red
retard

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>>163523663
>Normally have decent connection
>Everything is fucked, literally 2 second delay on key commands
>Tracert
>Get these results
>Timeouts in the middle of the trace

Why is American Internet so shit?

>>163560639
there's no need for plain kelotane or plain dermaline, so there's no need for distinction between burn healing pills
red's for brute anyway, not burn

>>163560683
It's to do with the current 15u alkysine meta. Making 60u in your batch only leaves you with 30u for pills, so people just split it into 5. Those who still use 10 or 12 alkysine in their mix make 4u pills still, but many don't.

>>163560810
exactly this, thankfully, keloderm is much much more popular than either kelotane OR dermaline, finally people get it

>>163560806
Works for me

>>163560297
I'm with this nigga.

>>163559712
Can you get data on what goes in cryo mixes?

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13039

If anyone things this is a poor change speak in the PR.

>>163560243
That crop is ancient. That image is great though.

>>163559482
Gary?

>>163560897
people won't "get it" til we start seein dylobismol every round

>>163560904
Open up CMD , use the Tracert command:

Tracert game.ss13.moe

paste results.

>>163560535
How did you prove that there was an actual bomb?

>>163561212
I think it should only work for grab, because you've got a good grip on them when grabbed compared to pulling

>>163561115
done a long time ago
basically what we already know

clonexadone 31.03
cryoxadone 30.41
alkysine 8.95
anti_toxin 6.99
ryetalyn 4.99
dexalinp 3.67
bicaridine 3.49
dermaline 2.21
tricordrazine 1.89
kelotane 1.52
doctorsdelight 1.24
iron 0.49
pacid 0.33
tramadol 0.24
rezadone 0.19
dexalin 0.16
arithrazine 0.16
nutriment 0.12
peptobismol 0.11
mutagen 0.1
hyronalin 0.1

are there any good movies about malfunctioning AIs

>>163561586
I have no mouth and I must scream

>>163561586
irobot

>>163561586
2001

>>163561492
As pointed out in the PR, that would negate half of what people hate (your locker or canister or whatever flying away) since you can't grab one.

Is that important?

>>163561463
There wasn't, they just believed me. I was a scientist, so when they eventually tracked me down, there was still more panic.

>>163561510
>Mutagen 0.1
>Pacid 0.33

I love this server

>>163561639
>malfunctioning
>movie

???????

>>163561586
Bicentennial Man

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>>163558676
CYKA BLYAT.
You died a glorious death.

>>163561687
Would it be possible to keep the behaviour on pulling only for non-mobs?