/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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Butt for butt

I warned you about snowstorm but you didn't listen.

P I N

>>163450647
I warned you about butt but you didn't butt.

free kingston

>>163450697
Free butt

free butt

>>163450697
free butt

butt butt

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>can't even escape butt bots in the thread
THIS IS HELL

>>163450932
>can't even butt butt bots in the butt
THIS IS BUTT

>>163450974
>butt even butt butt butt in the butt
>BUTT IS BUTT

What you fags think about the new Fallout 13?
It's been revived by some commie, looks cool but i'm not sure how would you create a wasteland survival experience in ss13.

>>163451382
What you butt think butt the new Fallout butt?
It's butt revived by some butt, looks cool but i'm not sure how would butt butt a wasteland survival butt in ss13.

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>>163450386
>just from the 1 pixel wide line at the bottom you can tell the next words were "ME POWERS"

>>163451382
it sucks so much shit

>>163451507
What you butt butt butt the new butt butt?
It's butt butt by some butt, looks butt butt i'm not sure how butt butt butt a butt survival butt in butt.

What you butt butt about the butt Fallout butt
It's butt revived by butt commie, looks cool but i'm butt butt how would butt create a butt survival experience butt butt.

>just from the 1 pixel butt butt at the buttyou can tell butt butt butt were "BUTT POWERS"

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FUCK

>this thread is gonna last like 3 hours shorter than usual because of butt posting
glorious

BUTT

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Mechanics are NOT ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR CRYO.

>>163451828
>this butt is gonna butt like 3 butt shorter than butt because butt butt posting
butt

>this butt butt gonna butt like 3 hours butt than usual because butt butt butt
glorious

Mechanics butt BUTT ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR BUTT .

LYNCH THE ROBOTICIST

Mechanics butt butt ALLOWED butt NEAR butt.

LYNCH THE BUTT

>>163452157
LYNCH THE BUTT

BUTT THE BUTT

Which waifu has the best butt??

Butt THE butt

>>163452246
>>163452220
BUTT THE BUTT

>>163452326
butt butt!

You add the sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich to the sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich.

You add the sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich butt sandwich sandwich sandwich butt sandwich sandwich butt sandwich sandwich sandwich to butt butt sandwich butt sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich butt butt butt sandwich sandwich sandwich.

>>163452510
You butt the butt sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich to the sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich sandwich butt.

Sarca, I know you're very sensitive about your intelligence. You have a complex about ensuring that you use the biggest words and throw in lots of obscure or lesser-used grammar. Generally, people who do this do it because they feel inadequate intellectually.
The magnitude of your inadequacies is painfully obvious with how much you believe that anyone in this community, a community that hates you and thinks you are mentally ill, cares what you have to say in your long-winded, rambling, often nonsensical rants against whatever you have taken upon yourself to rant against this week.
You identify people that are liked here and then try to smear them for no reason, often with no actual material with which to smear them.
We have to suffer through your inane drivel because you can't face the fact that we don't like you or care what you have to say.
You can't understand that you aren't the center of attention.

Also you used the wrong "you're", faggot

You feel a sharp pain in your head

Sarca, butt know you're very butt about your intelligence. You have a complex about ensuring that you use the butt words and throw in lots of butt or butt-used grammar. Generally, people who do this do it because they feel inadequate intellectually.
The butt of your inadequacies is painfully obvious with how much you butt that anyone in this community, a butt that hates you and thinks you are mentally ill, cares what you have to say in your long-winded, butt, often nonsensical rants against whatever you have taken upon butt to rant against this butt.
You identify people that are liked here and then try to smear them for no reason, often with no actual butt with which to smear them.
We have to suffer through your inane drivel because you can't face the fact that we don't like you or care what you butt to say.
You can't understand that you aren't the center of butt.

Also you used the wrong "butt", faggot

>>163452326
It's Megurine Luka!!!!!

>>163452778
nega-sarca was such a good time

>>163452881
>not "they feel butt intellectually"
one butt

It's butt Luka!!!!!

Everytime I go to medbay Avada takes care of me super quickly! Who is your favorite medbay and why is it Avada?

>>163453012
stop shilling butt

>butt "they butt butt intellectually"
butt butt

Butt posting is a discord raid, do not give yous to butt posters.

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post medbay

Butt butt is a discord raid, butt not butt butt to butt posters.

>>163453012
i miss slurp

OOC: quentin7395: kayleigh is the vampire. we must unite to defeat her.

bethman is the hero we deserve

butt: quentin7395: kayleigh butt the butt. we must unite to butt her.

OOC: quentin7395: kayleigh is butt vampire. we must unite to butt her.

STOP REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>163453579
>>163453590
>tfw you will never butt kayleigh

>>163453616
BUTT REEEEEEEEEEEE

Buttbots are the most reddit part of this game

>Go outside escape to save someone
>Get hit with a lag spike pulling them back in
>Get smashed by the shuttle so hard the game crashes, and then freezes chat
fug

>>163453681
you were a great borg. was sad to see your untimely end

butt were a butt borg. was sad butt see your untimely butt

So, since it's orgasming day, does that mean ERP is allowed?

carps shouldn't spawn near the station

it ruined my comfy

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>>163453204
I know that's a wizard round because I'm walking barefoot in vomit in that picture.

>>163453827
let me guess this round, rogue?

>>163453827
Actually it wasn't, I think it was vamp

>>163453896
early days of nanites

BEST WAIFU
YOU CAN NOT EVEN COMPETE FE(((MALES)))!

>>163453818
i felt saddened when i passed by and saw all your stuff in space

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How do I send crates back to cargo through disposals?

BEST butt
YOU CAN butt butt COMPETE FE(((butt)))!

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What is your favorite job in ss13?

>log in
>who
>avadanatinde
>Log out

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>>163454116
You need a chute, not a bin, AFAIK the only one there is is in Security maint

>>163454116
I think you can print destination taggers off the autolathe now. and you can make wrapping paper with the biogenerator. Not sure if you could drag it into disposals but you could build a rapid piping device off the lathe and reconfigure your disposal system.. or just take a welder and turn the crate to metal.

I think you can print destination taggers butt the autolathe now. and butt can make wrapping butt with the butt. Not sure if you could drag it butt disposals but you could butt a rapid piping device off the lathe and reconfigure your disposal butt.. or just take a butt and turn the crate to metal.

>>163454116
Just welder them or push them in the hallway and let someone else (no one) deal with them.

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>>163454174

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12992

What is this stupid SHIT

>>163454589
get used to it faggot

>>163454589
Fine, I'll revert it in three months after everyone gets used to this new layout

>>163454589
honestly
when i first learned about these shortcuts i was enthused but i still got them flipped around for the longest time because my brain just rejected the original premise for some reason
not a necessary change though

>>163454589
>coders are just fucking with us now

>>163454589
What in the fuck, its logical as shit, shift for the much more used shit, alt for the rarer and outright not needed bollocks, there are pens everywhere, especially in jobs you actually need them in, like in the IAA office.

Fucks sake, is this a joke. Revert this shit probe.

Is there a method of rapidly replacing a load of broken references in the dream maker map editor without it just crashing?
If not replacing just outright deletion, it can handle a few blanks but in my case we're talking several hundred.
I can only do so much in a text editor using replace before i go insane.

That roboticist was great.
t. Gerald

>>163457104
RIPLEY STEALING NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RIPLEY butt NIGGER butt

>>163457510
I just wanted sell mecha to vox!

>>163456474
learn to grep

>>163457798
>tfw liking vox more and more
I want to make a plasteel cage and make a vox my pet!

Butt butt wanted sell butt to vox!

>>163454589
TG uses alt click so we have to copy everything we can from the better codebase.

my name is theycallmesid.


post my notes.

>>163454589
>Coders changing controls because they can't remember them

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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good round

>Coders changing butt because they can't butt them

YOU butt MAKE THIS butt UP

end it reee

>>163458789
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4

>>163458854

>YOU BUTT MAKE BUTT UP

>>163456362
>shift
shift is for examine you dumb fucker

>>163458789
That was the first non sarcastic award I've given in 6 months.

>>163459635
Im tired as fuck, give me a break.

Whoever nerfed magic missile overdid it grossly, it is so slow that it is almost impossible to hit someone with it, specially if they are armed!

I know it was OP before, but now it is so useless it might as well be removed.

Please rebalance the spell and find middle ground between the OP version and this shit version, or simply remove the spell from the game.

>>163459727
did you mean to say "ctrlclick is for the much more used shit"
because there's literally ONE object that uses ctrl+click for something other than dragging and it's the PDA

Butt round

Good butt

>>163459825
Just ignore me, Im a sleep deprived retard talking nonsense,

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What was the result of all that waiting then?

my butt is butt


post my butt

>>163460258
a stern talking-to

When MoMMIs make shuttles and admins add in thrusters and control consoles, what are the destinations that it can go to? Same as the salvage shuttle?

>>163460258
Butt was the result of butt that waiting butt?

>>163460549
talking-to to who?

>>163454174
Kaylie is a pear
A PEAR I SAY

>>163460725
Depends on the whims of the admin, you can wire those fuckers to go just about anywhere.

>>163460830
admim

>>163461038
syndicate HQ and centcomm, please :)

A stern butt

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13011

>>163461683
PJB is literally autistic, what's new
it's still the Vocal Minority Squad throwing a shitfit over nothing yet again

>>163460725
Depends on what they feel like. I've once had to roam the stars endlessly because I wasn't given a destination close to home.

>>163461734
Hello I'm yclat
Let me be completely wrong and start a shitshow over nothing
Oh whoops the PR has 100 comments of me stubbornly parroting the same non argument now, too controversial better close it

Why is solarious allowed to post on the github? They do the same shit there they did on the forums.
Plus they self-banned themselves AGAIN to 'get their life together' or some shit and are still commenting on shit.
Can they just fuck off?

>banned for their own sake
>wtf I can control myself
>hey ban me until 2018 I can't control myself
:thinking:

>>163461958
YCLAT
SOLARIOUS
ICANTTHINKOFANAMERIGHTNOW

VOCAL MINORITY SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!

>>163462421
this is so true, wish they had never got unbanned from celts ban

>>163462421
>>163462656
kolith why are you replying to yourself?

>>163462710
i'm not kolith and i dont even like kolith

if you weren't already convinced, this is a great demonstration:
people are very simply afraid of change
there's nothing more to it

>>163462902
>tfw happy with the change
I always accidentally pull out my pen instead of my ID, now I will actually get it first time.

>>163463026
>tfw unhappy with the change but it's so minor and inconsequential that i'm happy some other people are happy
i got it right 100% of the time but it really won't take more than 1-2 times to get a hang of the new shortcut

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>all the PRs merged in the past few days
>the one to cause a shitstorm was swapping two hotkeys

>>163463249
Bikeshedding

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>>163462285
>>163462421
I asked for a ban for a year to focus more on work in 2017, it's still 2016 for a bit.

I won't be here in 2017, don't worry celt your predictions won't come true.

>>163461683
Why the fuck is this an issue? It's a fucking shortcut

>>163463249
Parkinson's law of triviality is C. Northcote Parkinson's 1957 argument that members of an organisation give disproportionate weight to trivial issues.[1] He provides the example of a fictional committee whose job was to approve the plans for a nuclear power plant spending the majority of its time on discussions about relatively minor but easy-to-grasp issues, such as what materials to use for the staff bike-shed, while neglecting the proposed design of the plant itself, which is far more important but also a far more difficult and complex task.

>>163463249
I'm sure we could rig a hotkey customiser solution up by abusing defines and the sqldb. But what madman dare touch the latter? not i!

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>>163463249
>148 pull requests merged in the last 7 days

>>163463457
the fact you have to ask for a ban is just pathetic. How old are you? 13? Do you have no self-restraint? Or are you just retarded? Do us all a favor and never return to /vg/, you're a bigger cancer on the community than anyone who's ever been rule 0'd.

Keep in mind that this hotkey argument is LITERALLY as inconsequential as arguing whether dexalin+ pills should be light blue and blue, or pure light blue.

>>163463815
Anyone that says anything but light blue and blue should be medbay banned

But the real important thing is this: Dexalin plus in cryo?

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Keep in mind that this hotkey argument is LITERALLY as inconsequential as having strong feelings about belts and whether to wear a brown belt or a black belt.

>>163464142
Brown belt cucks can die in a fire.

>>163464198
Brown belt with a colored suit. This is important. You can wear black belt with shit like blue jeans sure, but if you're in a blue suit and I see you with a black belt, I'll hang you with it.

>>163464012
30 clonexa, 30 cryoxa, no use putting anything else.

Pople can autism for a split second more, but really, 30 clonexa 30 cryoxa will do you more than fine.
>>163464142
Black belts look better in just about everything, brown belts are shit.

>all this butt
Whatever happened to the guy who played the Butt pai? Love that little dude

>>163464198
Man of taste and the truth.

>>163464580
You need alkysine and ryetalyn in the fucking mix.
This is non-negotiable. Everything else is negotiable, alkysine and ryetalyn are not.

>>163464693
>>163464580
The beaker should always be filled to the max.

>>163464693
To add on to what this guy said, Clonexadone, Cryoxadone, Alkysine and Ryetalyn are non-negotiable. The rest quite literally doesn't matter.

>Your vision becomes cloudy, and your mind becomes clear.
What does this message mean?

>>163465008
Exactly what it says

To butt on to what butt guy said, butt, butt, Alkysine butt Ryetalyn are butt. The rest quite literally butt matter.

gary i trusted you

creepy detective is creepy

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>Blob cannot eat Field Generators
You learn something new everyday.

bwoibwoibwoibwoinkkkkk

those shoes gave me big spooks

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I regret nothing I did that round.

>>163465895
The real Gary got succ'd before he arrived on the station. Nothing personelll

>>163451980
#notallmechanics

>>163466058
STUNG ME TWICE WHILE PARAMEDIC DRAGGED YOU AWAY AND SET YOUR INTERNALS REEEEE

>>163465912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh_1pYNabc0

IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

IF YOU butt BE butt FOR THE REST OF YOUR butt

>>163466773
WHY DOES THE MOUSE SHARE A HOUSE WITH THE LOUSE THEY WON'T SAY BUT THEY FEEL THEIR FEELINGS

>>163467138
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY butt YOUR WIFE

>>163467313
WHY DOES THE butt SHARE butt HOUSE WITH butt LOUSE THEY butt SAY BUT THEY FEEL THEIR butt

>>163463757
What's your favourite anime?

>>163467591
Legacy of the galactic heroes

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Would you please stop.

>>163454589
I literally never used these and probably still won't.

>>163467591
I've only seen Dragonball and Dragonball Z

Would you please butt

Would butt please butt

>>163467591
Avatar: the last airbender

Korra is a shit!

>>163463249
The flashbang thing is bullshit

>>163467968
Avatar: the butt Airbender

Korea is butt butt

>>163467591
Other than the pleb tier shit I've only ever seen FLCL and Cowboy Bebop
liked 'em both tho

>>163468081
oh noooo now i can't use a flashbang for everything i would use a taser for

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>>163468083
>butt airbender

>>163468081
What have they done to flashbangs?

>>163468125
FLCL is my favourite! What did you think of it?

>>163468270
Removed your immunity to them if you're still holding it when it goes off

>>163468270
Instead of trying to hit the yaketying guy some officers would prime a flashbang, hold it in their hand, and then go allahu ackbar the guy. There's fuckall the other guy can do about this because all you need to do is keep them inside your screen and they have protection, you don't.
That's not what grenades are supposed to be used like.

>>163468270
fixed them

>>163468261
t. autiste who starts running around in circles the second a cop walks in

>>163468513
>>163468442
So holding a flashbang now acts as if you were standing on top of it?

>>163468397
I only ever saw it on adult swim after several days of minimal sleep and enjoyed the ride though i don't remember a whole lot
if i were to watch it again i imagine seeing memevangelion or whatever would probably enhance the experience

So holding a butt now acts as if you were butt on butt of it?

>>163468732
As if you were wearing no helmet or ear protection while standing on top of it.

As if butt were wearing no butt or butt protection while standing on butt of it.

>>163467591
Space Dandy

>>163468732
If you had no eye protection the range doesn't matter, it gives full stun regardless of range.

As if butt were butt no butt or butt protection while butt on butt butt it.

>>163468770
FLCL is very short you should rewatch it sometime. Very good characters and an interesting story. My waifu is the best character though!

Do flashbangs work on people without eyes?

>>163468261
Fuck you.

>>163469070
yes, because they have ears

Butt flashbangs work on people without butt?

>>163469070
BANG

>>163469161
>>163469164
What if they don't have ears?

>>163469070
Rename flashbangs to stun grenades when?
Fucking snowflake ass name for a grenade.

BUTT

>>163469224
Well, ears are not an organ yet. But there are earmuffs and deaf genes, use those

>>163469224
inb4 new powergame meta is to blind and deafen yourself on roundstart

BUTT

>>163469309
Is deaf a disability you can pick in the disabilities thing in the character creator?

>>163469279
but they literally flash and bang

inb4 new butt meta is to blind and butt yourself on butt

>>163469279
t. dylan "call of duty wiki" strategie

>>163469453
I don't care that they do that, they have a special gay ass unique name for a grenade when everything else is just a grenade. Why is this allowed?
Same with 'smoke bombs'. Shitty ass name, just call it a smoke grenade. Fucking snowflakes ruining this server.

>>163469434
yes, and blind

>>163469665
Oh, you're shitposting. Okay.

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>>163467591
Monster! But also like pic related.

Concussion grenades when?
How would they even work in space? Somewhat like an explosion that doesn't breach but does a lot of damage in small areas?
Could come in riot control crates or something.

Why is everyone showing up naked on my client?

Playing sec is pretty fun desu

Butt grenades when?
How would they even butt in space? Somewhat like butt explosion that doesn't breach butt does a lot of damage in small butt?
Could come in butt control crates or butt.

>>163469914
Update BYOND

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>>163467591
Umaru-chan. Or maybe FMA.

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>>163467591
I don't even anime

MrPain, please reply to my PM

butt BYOND

MrPain, butt reply to my butt

Update butt

Butt

What's your favourite butt?

>>163471013
red headed mechanic butt

>>163471013
Dana has a nice butt!

>>163471013
ButtButt's bizarre buttventure

>>163471013
Caleigh Stall!

Butt has a butt butt!

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>>163471013
Big butts.

>>163471248
been a while since we had a jojo round
http://soundcloud.com/crystalforce/crusaders-of-nazareth

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Jani antics as a traitor are fun.

Reminder that Kaylie likes collars

>>163471912
>meme names
karma

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>Clown orders me to get into AI chamber
>Do what im told but AI notiches and has security raid it.
>Eventually hear janitor screaming at xeno so i get there to check it out
>see big bird attack the captain so drag the captain out and call security who raid the place again
>suddenly get emaged by the clown but blown a second later
>he gets pissed that he cant use me anymore and puts me in a toolbox to space me
>have a grand adventure in my toolbox space ship throught the whole space
>eventually get teleported back and ask how the clown is
>his dead body lays in medical so i clean it up and space the body with the rest of the garbage
Why is being janitor bot so comfy?

Reminder butt Kaylie likes butt

>>163471886
>been a while since we had a jojo round
we had one ever?
Shame I missed it

>>163471013
Can't butt the rin!

>>163472140
>Spacing a human body on ASSIMOV

DING DONG

Is slipping someone and then pointing to a wet floor sign the start of an epic new meme??

>>163472357
Not him, but at that point the body had no head
So it didn't matter
And I think borgs were on NT default when it happened
Unsure about the laws thoguh

Bring back cancer when

>>163472403
I like playing janitor and now everyone is playing le funy slip meme man and it upsets me

>>163472642
Give me your ckey and I will give you cancer every round I see you.

>>163472294
Captain was Jotaro and there were all the characters from Stardust Crusaders. To make it even more perfect I think the roundtype was vampires. They met at the chapel to uncover the identity of Dio. At the time I hadn't seen anything Jojo related and was playing the librarian. Was capturing the speech when they called me out as a spy for Dio. Stunned and cuffed me then found my camera and tape recorder which was confiscated and given to Joesph. They tried to drag me away but slipped on wet floors and I yakity saxed the rest of the round. They blamed their slipping on the work of my stand. Later the janitor was recruited to hunt Dio for his stand.

>>163472884
2edgy

>>163465921
hue, I turned off all the emitters that round, did the singulo eat you?

>>163472884
2hotdogs

>>163472884
morena

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>>163472401
>the city of Colonial Marines

>>163472884
Probe1

>>163472357
Nothing in asimov about dead humans
Clown had emagged him, usually safe to space him at that point.

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>>163472645
I play for the engaging visceral gameplay. No other game lets me set up wet floor signs and slosh a west mop on the floor back and forth giving it about an inch or 2 of water.

Seeing people running full tilt and then hydroplaning into a wall is what I live for. Seeing someone who just slipped, got back up, and slipped again makes me smile. A smug smile.

People don't have to like the wet floor sign, but they will respect it. Just because we're in space doesn't mean gravity doesn't exist. I'm going to keep reminding the crew of that.

This is my mop. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My mop is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my mop is useless. Without my mop, I am useless. I must wet my mop true. I must wet floors better than my enemy who is trying to slip me. I must slip him before he slips me. I will..

We should re-add Tourist as a job
Exactly the same as Assistant but without maint access, explicitly intended to be the "oh god I'm so new please show me around" job, which of course clowns and assistants would take as "oh god I'm so new please fuck with me" job.

Maybe even restrict it to your first 7 days only, then you can't play it anymore.

>>163472893
That sounds amazing, way better than the people I've seen with Jojo related names.

>>163473614
>re-add
It would have to have existed first

>>163473676
It existed for a while during 2014.

>>163473676
It existed though, you know when you hit observe and you have the cyan shirt? Those were the tourist jumpsuits.

>>163473676
it used to exist, and ghosts still spawn with tourist outfits

>>163473676
>being this new
shameful

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>>163473614
We should re-add vice officer as a fluff detective title. I want to be eighties themed for a change.

>>163473423
soap

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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12994
thanks celt

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>>163467591
come dance with me!

If I wanted to play on a different server, which would be the best pick?

did celt actually finish it

>>163474608
>doc/dragonbro/skullyton screaming in the comments about last-minute finishes

Man ain't been right since zombies

>>163474624
Needs an "/ss13g/" on it.

So haven't played for a while and was playing some comfy viro but I noticed a pro-tagist symptom, probably not what it's called, but I couldn't find anything on the wiki about it at the time. What does it do?

>>163475149
NEKOTOXIN WHEN

>>163475149
Base version changes the infecteds hair color to a bright primary color.

But, with some additional work from the virologist, this can be added upon.

A bit of work, and it'll force schoolwear on the infected.

A bit more, sock things.

Bit more, cat ears, and make the infecteds sentences end with Nyaa

Top tier, infected get katanas

>>163475149
Why don't you do research and find out? Inject a moneky, inject yourself, convince someone to let you inject them, make paper work and studies and excuses to expose people to shit to see what happens.

What do you even fucking play for? Valids? Why do I even bother coding for idiots who're more likely going to ctrl f through the code and just read what it does without touching it anyway?

>>163475508
DragonFoe pls

>>163475479
Real katanas, or toy ones?

>>163475508
wew

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>>163475479
>mfw I see someone with bright neon pink hair
>mfw It's just the local waifu cancer

AT LEAST HAVE A NORMAL HAIR COLOR YOU SLUTS

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>>163475615
Depends on how much work you put in

>>163475508
Stop faking being me

>>163475508
>no information on the wiki
>inject someone to test it out
>whoops turns out it's highly debilitating
>Kavlax throws a no warning perma on me for intentionally releasing a deadly virus
>appeal it
>lifted with perma medbay/head bans
t-thanks

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Forgot to post this yesterday
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaxmKDgf1Gg

>>163475828
I didn't say I made the protag viro code code
but I don't need to be a drama whore coder like you to think that the /vg/station players are retarded as fuck and feel like my own code is taken for shit

>OH A NEW THING
>BETTER AFK AND OPEN THE WIKI INSTEAD OF PLAY THE GAME

Or what, are you taking these posts as a personal attack against your code too?

>>163476015
That guy coded into an NPC when?

Made for a nice mix-up from the usual tactical gunplay of wildwest

>>163473226
You're toast kiddo

new ooc color is dank

>>163476132
what is wrong with you

WTF happened that round?

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>The last rev head was cuffed in brig
>Had I gone full validhunter and executed all non-implanted people we would have won

Simply ebin.

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>>163476276
Sneaky Communists

>>163476185
I agree, but AI is cheesable as fuck, i want it to be recrutable as xenos/borer/diaona/wizard for maximum immulsions

>>163476317
Ain't no validhunting when it's revs, remember this.

Sorry, Bard. But it's just a game, bro. I hate revs with all my heart. I was going to put you into a new body, maybe get you re-converted, but I only knew one rev head and he got caught by sec.

Poor borgs all got upgraded.

>>163476267
instantly removed rip

>>163476396
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12495
my friend

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>>163476276
>revs subverted the AI and stole the armoury
>no security
>still almost(?) lose

>>163476747
amazing

>>163474623
Muh nigga

>probe returned
>bauds returned
>1 million bug fixes
>issues closing faster than they can be opened
>antag datums will be done in your life time
>snow map
Are you ready for the golden age of /vg/?

>>163472357
asimov only cares about LIVE humans

>Tfw there'll never be an erp server for non furry normies

>>163478839
>normies
>erp
pick 1

So, place your bets on bans.

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>blob can produce 6 tiles within a second and 2 hit kill anything it touches
>''''Combat'''' only have a pathetic little laser that runs out fast as fuck
Wew so mutch for ''''''combat''''' borgs, fucking can do more damage as maidmod.

>people rush the brig demanding guns
>say no
>they fucking break in and attack security
>get mad when arrested for it
>30 minutes later we find out it's blob
>too late to do anything

YOu retards brought this on yourself, non-security isn't allowed guns but you come and just demand them?
What did you expect?

>>163479587
If that cocksmoker Rin didn't get banned for his stupid petty shit, and the crazy motherfucker who wanted to curse him didn't get banned either... nobody. Nobody is getting banned.

>>163479663
>blob tearing the station apart literaly 8 tile away
>MIME HOLD ON SURRENDER YOUR EVA SUIT AND GUN
>they all die without firing a single shot againt the blob

>>163479663
>Blob bio alert
>";EVERYONE FIGHT BLAB"
>Security spends time circlejerking
>Hunts down people who stole shit to fight blob
>All die the second they step outside sec

Job bans, job bans all around.

Is it possible to sort of just join into this game without fucking a bunch of stuff up?

>>163479663
>blob alert
>NAW IMMA KEEP MUH GUNS
Get jobbanned.
>>163479706
I couldn't find the logs for his shuttle lubing shitlery, so I didn't make the jobban request.

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>>163479663
>30 minutes later we find out it's blob
Did the red alert and people screaming about fighting the blob not tip you off? Or the people in the armory that you were murdering screaming about how you should be fighting the blob not tip you off?

>>163479943
What do you mean by fucking stuff up?

>>163479943
Yeah, there are loads of really unimportant jobs with no real responsibilities like assistant, janitor, xenobiologist or captain.

>>163479943
If you're not even going to read the rules, here's a summary
Don't be a dick
Don't talk about ANYTHING HAPPENING IN THE ROUND OUTSIDE the round(OOC chat, the thread, steam chat with your buds, etc) until the round ends. Just ignore OOC entirely, F1 if you need help with anything

You'd probably do fine with just that

>>163479587
Avada is gonna be gone before christmas

>>163479663
holy shit I spectated it all and you fucking deserve a permanent job ban from security.

stop fucking lying, there were TWO blobs already when all of that happened and the station was on full lockdown already, centcomm messages everywhere, etc, etc.

enjoy you ban, son.

>>163479943
Totally, remember to read the wiki pages, especially the beginner guides and rules. Press F1 or click the Adminhelp button under the Admin tab in the top right window if you need help.

Pick assisstant as your first job, you'll have no responsibilities and are free to mill around learning the controls.

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>>163479943
>without fucking a bunch of stuff up?
Thats the game tho.

>>163480123
>>163480150
>>163480157
I understand the roleplay aspect and the rules that go along with that, I meant more mechanically.
I remember trying this once years ago and just sort of got stuck dealing with some lockers or something before a janitor stabbed me

Jose Guiterrez [Common] (Warden) says, "I have no orders to give weapons to anyone.

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>Cargo shuttle works with no propulsion
>I still cant figure out how to game the system, and get to centcomm
>You can send bombs to Centcomm via the cargo shuttle

HOW DID THAT FUCKING BORG RIDE THE CARGO SHUTTLE TO CENTCOMM.

>2 blebs on the station
>Jose Guiterrez [Common] (Warden) says, "I have no orders to give weapons to anyone."

ban /when/? i'm spamming f5.

>>163480279
There's nothing you could do mechanically that would fuck everything up.

Take it at your own pace, and remember to F1 if you get stuck.

>>163480279
Then yeah, if you're really worried people are going to hate you avoid security, medbay, and engineering for a bit.
I think silicons(cyborgs/AI) have a time restriction? But best to avoid those two as well if not.
Nobody will really care if you fuck up as any other job, they'll usually be forgiving if you mention you're new.

>>163480360
You can also send an active singularity on the shuttle and have it eat centcomm

>>163480487
Admins might meme you back though so be warned

>>163480279
Medical roles are easy but can get quite frantic in higher pop rounds. Just read the wiki and you'll be fine.
Service jobs (botanist, chef, barkeep) are a great way to grasp mechanics.
>>163480326
If I get to create next thread I'm using this.

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>>163480360
>>163480487

>>163479943
I started off as a borer, you can learn all the chems too from the wiki as you go.

>>163479663
>all-hands-on-deck scenario
>decide to feign ignorance and be a stickler
THE ETERNAL WARDEN

>>163480659
>all-hands-on-deck scenario
And you attack security for guns you're not allowed to have?
Nice.

>>163480565
The propulsions are purely decorative, and have nothing to do with how any shuttles move

START A NEW ROUND ALREADY HOLY SHIT

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>the ''''''combat''''' borg doesnt even have a grenade launcher and gathling laser.
Expected so mutch and got so little.

>>163479943
Play cargo tech and learn the ropes, make sure to let people know you're new and use LOOC (local OOC) to ask about things like "which key do i press to do thing". Never talk about out-of-character things in character, and dont talk about in character things outside of the game or in OOC until end of game map voting has begun.

Before you even press spectate though, READ THE RULES PERIOD

Then READ AGAIN

If I we're IAA right now:

Warden gaurds the guns. If it's blob the HoS, HoP, or Captain is supposed to give orders to release the guns. If he got no orders then he's supposed to arrest unless they're resisting with lethal force. Unless there is no heads. Then he can execute at will anyone who he deems a threat to the station.

>>163480718
>Hoarding guns
>During blob

I bet you make people fill out paperwork for borrowing soap from the janitor.

Jobban.

>>163480718
You're a retard dude.

Blowing up in telecomms wasn't as good as I imagined it to be.
Probably should just blow up in cargo to deny the crew.

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>No sec bans
>Not even a day normal ban

Im posting something terrible now so everyone else feels bad.

>>163480978
stop

>>163480978
hot desu mate

>>163480865
>Sending new players to cargo
>Hey can I get a metal crate?
>Hey come back!
>Approve my crate come on man!
>Dude what are you doing
>LOLOLLOL I HACKED THE AUTOLATHE LOLOL
>Can you send me my crate?
>Cargo tech call shuttle
>K
>Wait! You didnt approve my crate!
>Cargo Tech runs away
>Constant bell ringing
>5 minutes later
>My crate man?
>Oh yah let me do that
>Approved!
>Thanks! send it to Engineering!
>ok!
>10 minutes later
>Wheres my crate?
>I sent it in the disposals
>Botany: Why the fuck did I get an antimatter crate

>>163480897
I'm glad you we'ren't IAA.

Code red shits fucked blobs eating everything give out guns.

>>163480978
Is that real.

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>>163480978

>>163480853
its balanced out by the fact a borg can easily absorb upwards of 300 points of damage before clonking and isnt stopped by zas, tazers, pain, or bleeding and the weapons designed to fight cyborgs are completely trash

>>163480978
It's almost like security's actions were justified!

Do you regret attacking them now?

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>>163480853
>>163479627
>new shitters jump on the chance to be a combat borg
>dissappointed when they don't have the armament of a marauder
>doesn't know to plasma cutter the blob between laser volleys so it can charge itself
Kill yourselves.