/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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>>163494560
Good thread

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I like Jack

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aw yeah, time for some comfiness: warm sweaters, hot chocolate, nice fires...
please no waifuwars, i lost a best friend recently, i just want to hang out with fellow shepards

>>163495020
Don't post gypsy trash then, you useless piece of shit. Friend of yours probably offed himself cause your such a retard

>>163495020
>please no waifuwars
>posts tali

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>>163495020
>please no waifuwars
their is only one way that is possible.

ALL POSTING FROM TALIGAGS ABOUT THEIR SHITTY WAIFU, MUST BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

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>>163495143
why are you so mean ;-;

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>>163495309
>please no waifuwars
>posts gypsy
why are you so retarded

>>163494560

Sweet links, retard.

>>163494560
most amateurish thread in months, and again too early no less.

Previous thread:
>>163359696

>>163496302
im gonna go back and post jack till 750

>>163496368
No one cares. Let us know when you're going to kill yourself instead so we can start the celebrations

>>163496368
and stay there.

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>>163496437
>>163496486

Guys can you show me those meme Andromeda webms?

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So any new predictions for Andromeda? I'm guessing Vetra will be a good girl

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>>163497590

>>163495259

this guy was unironically the best character

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>>163499514
how do you fuck up this badly
wouldnt it just be easier to not animate the arm at all?
why is it shaking?

>>163498615
>friendly reminder there are people itt right now who want to chafe their dicks in this crustacean

>>163499774
he has parkinsons, jackass.

>>163499774
never played Skyrim, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQvprzY0WNA

>tfw enter breezehome, every loose item suddenly starts shaking for a few seconds, then it's like an explosion went off and everything's flying into the air

>>163498615
Really hoping she turns out to be a more stoic and monastic Turian
>just something about that scarf man, looks like part of a robe

>>163500853
same
I also hope she gives you hugs from behind if you romance her, because "this is how people show they care, right?"

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>>163499805
it almost sounds like you don't want to stick your dick in a Turian

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>>163501009
Fucking cringe

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Best girl.

No quarians in Andromeda fellow fags

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>>163501267
careful anon, people love to bait us talimancers

Tali a shit. go post your cancerous shit somewhere else

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>>163502219
It's only a problem if you take it.

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>>163502062
true, but Andromeda's still showing that purple=best girl

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>>163502816

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Can we petition President Trump to start a task force to deport all tali posters to /bwg/?

>>163504836
Faggot

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>>163505058

Has there been any audio of male Ryder's voice, or the voices of any squadmates?

>>163506070
a bunch of lines by beepbeep, but nobody gives a shit about that

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>>163506070
I'm really excited about Clancy Brown's Character, I just hope he isn't only in the game for a tiny bit

In other news, I'm a degenerate and pre-ordered the Deluxe Edition

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Got shitfaced so hard i think im going to puke.
How's your christmas been so far /meg/?

>>163505058
You have to go back.

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Reminder that a gay option for Garrus would have been one of the best bros-turned-homos scenes ever

>>163506589
But why would you even want that?

>>163506419
Faggot

>>163506284
Where do you live that it's already Christmas?

>>163506250
Who's Clancy brown?

>>163507107
I still live on Earth but come on, Christmas spirit and shit

>>163507107
Alec Ryder, their father.

Near the end of ME3, when Liara gives you that vision where the two of you look out to a horizon, does that mean Liara and shepard just banged or what?

>>163507330
Asari mind meld to be intimate, not necessarily fuck

>>163507371
I bet Liara used that literal mind-fuck as a last ditch effort to get shepard's cerebral DNA, or someshit

>>163507330
If it makes a kid it'll be canon as Liara can't die

>>163507371
no, they mind meld to mate. Liara was pretty specific about that in ME1

If Andromeda is supposed to take place centuries into the future why are they using weapons from the trilogy? Trailers and stills show people with M8s and shit.

>>163507626
They were frozen for the 600 year journey (because Andromeda is 2.5 million light years from the Milky Way and normal FTL drives do about 12 ly/d). They're still using the same tech of 2185, when they left.

>>163506964
You know how adorable the garrus romance was?

That awkwardness would be ramped up 10x with a gayrrus scene and the adorable would scale to match

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>>163508190
Forgot pic related

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>>163508312
>literally just Garrus's head on a genetic human male model's body
>complete with nipples and belly button

That is not what a shirtless turian looks like.

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Good morning, friends of good taste and that one subgypsy shitposter.

>>163508190
>adorable
I don't do adorable. I do gut wrenching and sleazy.

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>>163506284
My advice is, puke. It will suck now but you WILL feel better tomorrow.

The best hangover cure IMO

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>>163509845
Nah i'm already feeling much better but thanks. Just need some food and watah and some Tali pics

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>>163506589
>>163508190

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Tali is the best girl and all other waifus are fucking okay too

>>163510547
CAN YOU FAGGOTS STOP POSTING ABOUT NOTHING ELSE THAN FUCKING WAIFUS? IS YOUR LIFE THIS SHALLOW?

>>163510625
>he says, posting in general thread of a dead and buried game
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

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>>163510625
Calm down friendo

Faggotry aside, why can't I stop replaying ME1 every year?

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>>163510625
Its Aussie hours, dead hours, at least someone is posting something

>>163510778
Because despite the awful combat it's a good game

Also I said I would post any space launches coming up but there are none as of right now, the last one out of Florida was on the 18th and the link is here

https://youtu.be/2pxYlm5z45I?t=4506

Japan launched one 3 days ago but there was no stream

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You're all taller than your waifu, right /meg/?

>>163511220
And how tall is she?

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>>163511220
Yup

>>163511220
>182 cm

Yep.

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>>163511376
In game, 6ft but that's everyone apart from Turians and Krogan, by merchandise, she's around 5'10

>tfw 6'4 manlet

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>can genocide the space Byzantines, the religion of peace robots, the Batarians and Krogans, the jellyfish and space elephants but not the disgusting space succubi shitheads Apart from Samara, Shiala and Tevos

Shit game

>>163513814
shit bait more like

>>163513814
They are like elves in LotR or in Jackson's adaptation. Can't touch them

>>163514313
The Asari are the worst race in the game though

>>163513814
>can genocide the space Byzantines

Just call them what they really are, space gypsies

>shoot out ATLAS pilot
>steal the mech
>it's more cumbersome and takes longer to kill enemies than just sniping them
Why is infiltrator so hilarious

>>163494560
can you leave making new threads to people who actually know how to make a decent OP.
your amateurish OP is pure cringe. the youtube links arent even embedded.
>CoD4 Mile High Club OST
kys

>>163516261
>t.Gypsy sympathiser

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>>163516372
you couldnt have been more wrong faggot

>>163516395
>trying to redeem himself by posting a race literally worse than those filthy gypsies

lmao

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>>163516429
you life is worthless aswell as pointless. please fuck off into the woods and just get it over with.

>>163516528
Sorry bro, i'm not a xeno sympathiser, so your projections are unfounded, you should see a doctor about your problems though, no one deserves to go through them alone, your xeno waifu doesn't count cause shes not real

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>>163515165
I am calling them what they are.

Space Byzantines

>>163516613
gypsies* you really gotta start using spell check because that error keeps coming up

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>>163516586
>gets called out on his stupid OP
>REEEEE xeno lovers get out of my space dating game forum
fucking kek, end yourself kid

>>163516681
>gets called out on his stupid OP

You know what they say about assumptions, only xeno sympathisers make them

>tfw too fat to be desired by a waifu.

>>163495309
MAXIMUM HIPS.

>>163516754
>tfw your waifu doesn't exist and never will

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>>163516754
Get /fit/ my friend, you can do it

>>163516742
then why did you got so buttflustered when I aired my critizism if it isnt you OP I replied to?
did you mom drink heavy while pregnant with you? did she take heavy drugs? are you just really fucking dumb?

>>163516849
>then why did you got so buttflustered when I aired my critizism if it isnt you OP I replied to?

Because only a gypsy sympathiser would be as bootyblasted as you were at the OP

>>163516918
>implying you're not OP

Your thread is shit and your tears are salty

>>163516848
Yeah. I've lost weight before. I can do it again.
I've already stopped eating junk-food and huge portions, now it's just a matter of finding a nice place to walk/run around every day.

>>163516918
no, its complete trash
if you werent a fucking newfag you would know

>>163516941
You know what they say about assumptions, only xeno sympathisers make them

>>163516979
>le ebin newfag mame

absolutely incredible, what can one expect from pure unadulterated talicancer

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>>163517070
Tali is cute

Why are Liarafriends so superior to Talicancer?

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>>163517070
are you just pretending you are retarded or did you have a complete meltdown?

>>163517110
no fuck off with that gypsie trash

>>163517280
?

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>>163517237
>>163517280

simply the best

>>163517353
Tali'Zorah Vas Cliffdiver

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>>163517406
better than all the rest

>>163517446
Deader than all the rest

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>>163517353
>having this bad of a taste in women
topkek, she wears a fucking bucket on the head
fucking losers, get a life or just end it, you are just as pathetic and obnoxious as furfags or bronies.

I always wonder who's baiting. Guys posting Tali and triggering the autists or autists spitting on Tali to trigger talifags

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>>163517485
>>163517501

better than anyone

>>163517580
at jumping off cliffs

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>Femshepcancer fighting Talicancer fighting Jackcancer

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>>163517592
anyone I ever met

>>163517624
Jackfags are pretty bearable

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>>163517624
It's just one autist giving the talifag(s?) excuse to post more Tali pictures.

Anyway
>tfw no eldritch space horror teammate

>>163518465
>no synthetic hating malequar companion voiced by Temeura Morrison

SHIT GAME
H
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G
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>>163518514
subgypsy pls. I hope you at least have family to spend Christmas with.

Average gypsy probably, no, almost certainly will even if it just meant sending card to prison.

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>>163518637
Disregard that, I suck dicks.

Also toasters can have feelings too!

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>>163518465
I don't need an excuse to post best girl

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>>163518465
>implying they wouldnt spam tali anyway

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Man I bet since Makani went pro getting a comission of Tali must be expensive as hell

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thread needs more femshep

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>>163519092
There is only one Shepard

>>163519092
Honestly I wish we had different waifus/husbandos posted besides Jack, Tali, Liara and that monster

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>>163519092
Post them then.

Actually what is your favourite canon
>Canon femshep?
>Canon sheploo?
>neither - make them a brother and sister: one went to become a spectre, the other stuck with N7

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>>163510242
This image looks familiar anon

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Speaking of gypsy. I have a question.
If a Quarian girl were to remove her mask, would there be enought space to kiss her ? As the mouth is located behind the "Geth flashlight" it doesn't look like it would be easy to access.

More more Liara

>>163519136
Amen to that brother

>>163519542
I imagine you could push her helmet back a little and kiss her sort of on the lips. Maybe more on the upper one.
I think she'd like it no matter where she's kissed.

>>163519542
>that image is better than what we got.

God dammit why am I still mad

>>163520195
because you chose the worst waifu, obviously

>>163520318
Probably. Who do you think I should pick?

>>163520574
Kaidan

>>163520769
K

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>>163520769
Nice save, lad. You were this close to smearing your waifu's honor.

>>163520971
I'm just that good my man

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>>163520195
Nothing wrong with conventionally attractive almost completely human

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>>163521729
Scaly blue freak standing in the way of synthetic goddess.

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>Ashley's face
What in God's name?

>Tali's hands
Just as groce as I imagined.
>still has the two tendons visible underneath the skin for the two middle fingers

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>>163522967
>Talis hands

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>>163522501
>can't get a proper mark on the robotic abomination

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>>163522967
I will never get over those hands.

>>163522967
Jack looks surprisingly good, i won't even comment Tali, but wth is wrong with Ashley, god

>>163523624

Jack actually looks pretty damn good in that image.

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>>163507743
Also using N7 Piranha and Black Widow, weapons which were designed during the reaper war...

>>163521732
>almost completely human

The galaxy is too fucking big for a 2nd human analouge

>>163522967
that whole image is fucking nightmare fuel

>>163513814
I loved that moment on Thessia when the two gunships got BTFO. Liara was all like: "Maybe you humans could provide air support next time!" Well, shit bluey, I don't see any asari support on Earth either.

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>>163524539
maybe if we had alliance support we couldve shot Kai Leng and his ugly smug face out of the sky instead of letting him fly off.
or shoot the damn thing while it shoots at Shepard.

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>>163522967
Delete this image right now

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>>163523037
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT EDI

>>163525802
>>163525908
STOP

YOUR RUINING LIARA

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>>163526001

>>163526049
ahh

much better

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Ready to take on the Galaxy.

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DUDE ETERNITY LMAO

Hey /meg/,

I am currently wrapping up my xbox one playthrough of all the games.

I was trying to romance Kaidan as maleshep and while I did forget the whiskey, I've been kind and chose all paragon choices in convos w him. Visited him twice in the hospital, etc.

At the presidium lunch he told me we were best friends. I saw online if you go back and talk in his hospital bed you can flirt but I didn't think to talk to him again after the initial convo. Is this what really is holding back the romance??

I am not locked into any other romance so my question is can I salvage this (my earliest save is before attacking the geth dreadnaught) or can I still romance him after the lunch?

Thanks in advance for any and all help

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forever

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>>163526168
>no shiala

gay

>>163526274

I don't know, sorry.

>>163526168
Who are the sluts second from left and second from right?

they are just two random asari sluts

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>>163526286
>>163526609
She belongs with Shepard

>>163526274
Das gay bro.
Apart from that, have you tried googlin it? I think Kaidan gay romance is pretty rare and i doubt many people here did it.

If I go to the Citadel before and after each priority mission, is it possible to miss something? As in, will some content get locked after a certain amount of non-priority missions?

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>>163522967

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too much blue in this thread

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>>163528074

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>>163528074
agreed

Big guys?

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I wanna give Jack hugs

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Officer Sloan? I'm Pathfinder.

>>163529023
I hated her character at first but she turned out to be lovely and interesting.
Do you think they tried to make something similar with Sera? But failed miserably?

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You did it /meg/. You married your waifu and had a beautiful baby girl/adopted a little girl. 17 years later she introduces you to her first boyfriend, Chalar. How do you respond?

>>163529348
Laugh at his halloween costume then tell him about how I genocided the batarians into non existence

>>163529248
Maybe, but she was too much of an annoying cunt through and through
You're like "wow this bitch won't stop behaving like a 12 year old, I hate her" and then "oh she has latent magic and deep-seated issues, too bad I still fucking hate her"

>>163529248
Absolutely not. Sera was meant to be, and maintained this role, the "good-natured anarchist", the contrast to otherwise naturally stiff, haughty and formal position of The Inquisitor.

Jack in contrast was damaged goods that could use opportunity to heal. Sera was not. She's working exactly as intended.

>download ME2 save to import all the good choices
>meet Jack
>hey Jack you look good
>yeah you wanna pin me against the wall of the subdeck again?
what kind of faggot would have sex with Jack instead of staying loyal to Liara? at least have the decency to romance her afterwards, jesus

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>>163529348

>I'll be watching you, boy. And If you ever harm my little girl, I will fucking feed your carcass to a tresher maw after a pack of varrens had a go at it.

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why is renegade femshep so god damn irresistibly sexy?

>>163528390
She had those cock-gloves on again, white little fingers that were too thick and too phallic to be anything but dicks.
Her face was contorted into a dead expression that radiated all the emotional depth of a sex-toy.
And that hoodie/armour combo, a dark-grey blob of polymer meant to mimic soft fabric with hard material, it looked half-melted. Something about that look made the turian viewers craxy though.
At least the fuck-bot was back online,although its worn metal crotch seemed to be missing a certain neon-pink dildo. Whatever, his audience didn't care about continuity anyway. The hitachi-fingers were the stars of this scene anyway.
"Which point in the story are we on again?"
"Uh, the one where Aelia meets with phallo-tron, I think." His assistant replied, sounding just as enthused as the director.
"Alright, let's get this over with. Everyone get in position" A sigh escaped his lips, this wasn't the first shitty porn-flick he had to shoot before christmas.
For a moment he though about his family, back on Earth. Did they miss him? Or had they forgotten him in favor of his brother.
The director was afraid of both answers, the prospect of explaining his stay on Omega to his loving mother was just too frightening. Maybe it was for the best if he was forgotten.
He found himself looking into the eyes of his 'star' She hadn't even noticed, staring at some point in space behind him. Sometimes he wondered if his actors were even sentient, perhaps this kind of work attracted unthinking, unwanting and unliving individuals? Her eyes were so dead, that expression so stiff. What did she do after work? Where did she live? Did she only exist during these short moments when cameras were showed in her face.
He pondered this. So many up and coming (Their words not his) 'stars' had sat on that seat with the same soulless gaze. How many names had he forgotten?
He didn't even notice his assistant staring at him.
"We're ready!" Someone yelled.
"All right. Action!"

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>>163530171
>renegade
you spelled "paragon" wrong.

>>163529348
Gaze in amazement because I thought I killed all the batarians

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>>163530171
That's just some dumb looking skank, not the femshep I know and love.

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>>163530563
Femshep has alot of appaerances, all of which are absolutely beautiful

>>163530171
>renegade
>no scars

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>>163531146
I like my Femshep without the scars

What should people write about?

>>163530341
That reminds me. Wish we had a spectre armor set. I really like the logo.

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>>163531339
Jack

>>163531339
xeno-harems

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>>163529348
aks heem aboot hees fome outpoot

HROJ HROJ HROJ

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>>163531339
fembot femdom

>>163532673
didn't that guy do the BT smoothie and the ball-cut-off pics as well?

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>>163508745
Still cute tho

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>>163533036
Who can deny gayrrus is best husbando?

>>163532152
>tfw no vast expanse of xeno women laying about in the nude.

>>163526168
>Ready to take on the Galaxy

>please shepard help us we need help why arent the humans helping us oh god why are we such an awful race that can't do anything but claim we can oh man oh jeez oh man

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>>163533201
>tfw garrus no calibrate boi pucci
>tfw wrex won't take seconds

Mass Effect: Most level-ups come from Medi kits Edition

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>>163533473
>gay
>calibration joke

>>163532924
Yes and all the vore ones

>>163531339
That film >>163532587

>what's up I'm Kelly Chambers, I can't even think about going to the Normandy again without going through some PTSD flashbacks
>I held on to Shepard's fucking fish though because I'm unhinged

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>>163533463

>>163533683
Jesus fucking Christ and i thought waifuposting was nicht cool

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>>163494826

We need more waifus in latex! Bioware, get to work!

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>>163534205
Anon... I....

https://www.masseffect.com/news/december-community-roundup?utm_campaign=mea_hd_ww_ic_soco_fb_mea-decemberroundup-122316-fb&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&cid=28301&ts=1482516065974&sf51520146=1

The Lucy Blow is my favorite Ryder

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>>163534958
Jesus Christ that shit looks horrible. Only pic related is a decent Aryan waifu that would escape the rope

>>163533201
Worst feel.

>>163534958

I really like Shamiana and Nossbornart, and I like the East Asian-European mix look of Tutuja.

>>163535307
>Jesus Christ that shit looks horrible
Video game protagonists don't need to look like models, you shitlord

>>163531636
She really did like the burgundy red carpet, but the annoying saleswoman was the one who suggested it and she simply couldn't let her have the satisfaction of being right.
"I like it." John said. "Won't it be hard to wash though?"
"I don't like it." She complained. "The color looks like shit."
The poor saleswoman recoiled back but somehow kept that chipper little smile. "Well.."
"What's wrong with the color? You like red."
"It's fucking... too dark I guess." Shepard gave her a sly grin, the man was in her head.
He scratched his chin, suddenly skeptical of the carpet. "I guess it's acceptable."
"We've got other carpets, maybe a lighter shade?"
"No no, we're getting this one.."

>>163535307
Would impregnate with my blond haired and blue eyed seed.

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>>163535318
Wrong.
>not watching garrus snuggle adopted baby before calibrating boy pucci after struggling to make the baby sleep

>>163535565
eddrf?

>>163535756
eddrf is Swedish. He only lets black and brown people do the impregnating.

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>>163535612

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>>163535798

>>163535307
>>163535565
would impregnate with my brown haired, brown eyed seed

>>163534958
i dont understand what that first thing is

>>163529348
explain to her why bestiality is wrong

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>>163535492
haha that was great

thanks man, i saved that.

here, have Darth Jack

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>>163534815
Listen i respect your right to have fetishes and waifus/husbandos but that's just, you know gay bruder

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there is exactly one waifu and one husbando in the Mass Effect trilogy

and they're both dextros

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Will draw two mass effect characters on a romantic date. The last digit of my post is the elegant gentleman. The second last digit is the beautiful lady.
0 - Shepard
1 - Liara
2 - Tali
3 - Garrus
4 - Wrex
5 - Jack
6 - Zaeed
7 - Miranda
8 - TIM
9 - Barla Von

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>>163537482
>and they're both dextros

>>163538053
>The last digit of my post is the elegant gentleman
>3 - Garrus
how the shit?

also rollin

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>>163519542
The "flashlight" is part of the mask that gets removed. She takes off the whole faceplate, not just the visor.

>>163538525
Neat, I'm noting this down.

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>>163538053
>GarrusxJack
That's a new one.

>>163539859
He and Shepard is participating in a wifeswap reality show.

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Mass Effect is so comfy
I just want to spent the christmasdays at home, shutting myself off and play the games.
But no, you have to visit the family and all the involved drama and shit.
Just end me.

>>163538053
>>163538186
Anyone has the drawfriend pic of female TIM?

>>163540668
ignore family, see if you can romance every single character (barring Allers) before new years

>>163495143
>your such a retard
>your
Liaradrones prove themselves to be special time and time again, kill yourself.

>>163530338
Love it

>>163540610
>>163539859
I don't like it

>>163541087
I already ignored them for the whole year, I cant be that rude.

>>163536883
Thanks I'm glad you like it.
>>163541362
Thanks!

>>163530338
>up and coming 'stars'
Oh baby jingo.
Pretty philosophical porn director, nice work with the fic.

>>163542048
Thanks!
I wanted to add a bit where he gets annoyed when the pornstars make the same joke about 'coming' every time but I ra n out of space and it felt unnecessary to slit a post just for a few words.

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Tali decides to go along with Christmas for the sake of her human boyfriend. What's her favorite Christmas song?

>>163542387
Oh yes.
She likes 'Jingle bells' and hums it all the time during the holidays.
She can only remember the Jingle bells part though, so she hums or mumbles the rest of the melody.

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Who's her favourite bond?

It's Based Brosnan right?

>>163542895
Rodger Moore for sure

>>163541280
Are you new here?

>>163542895
Why do you have such shittaste?

>>163542895
I think she would like Craig in his Casino Royale performance because she would get off to the nurturing and taking care of him

She's probably hella tsundere for Connery thougb

>>163542387
Carol of the Bells

Asari mostly mate with other species right? To the point where purebreds are a tiny minority that is frowned upong
However, that means they can't possibly have a mechanism for sexual attraction, since it makes no evolutionary sense

>>163543212
>nurturing and taking care of
Are quarians unusually protective and caring to their mates?

>>163543741
most stuff in ME universe don't really make sense

>>163542387
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.

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Hey! Merry christmas, fuckers.

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>>163545208
It's still the 23rd.

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>>163545280
I knew that. Just felt like it, cheerleader.

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>>163545456
I hope santa brings you a brain.

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>>163545590
Oh, I forgot to ask for one. Go ask one for me, would ya?

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fly little bird

FeistyScrawnyGnatcatcher

>>163546631
Huh?

SHoudl I only go to Dr Bryson's lab once I'm gonna play through the entire DLC or should I do it right away? Never played Leviathan before

>>163547161
Whenever you feel like before hitting Cerberus Base.

>>163546631
I forgot which image host uses those filenames

>>163546631
That broken anatomy

>>163547152
Fuck off immigrant

>>163547280
Oh, right. You get Domination(make one enemy attack it's own for a while) bonus power so if you want that you could finish it right away.

>>163547432
naw thanks, I'd rather shoot them
The only control I really need (or which is nice at least) is sabotage for them turrets

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>>163538053
At least I didn't roll Barla Von.

>>163547763
Damn she looks good in that dress

>>163547763
5/5 bretty gud

>>163547763

CUUUTE! Damn good drawing.

>>163547763
Great drawing anon !

>>163547763
Holy shit that's great

Why did the Council species need Krogans to win the Rachni War? Rachni are so fucking easy to kill

I just saw an image of girl a girl mid-transformation into a horse cock.

What would be the equivalent in Mass Effect? TG fics where Steven is thrown into the Mass Effect universe and turned into a BKC?

>>163545208
>>163545456
>>163545837
>another Jack poster
What the shit?

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>>163549694
You keep tabs or something?

I think I'm gonna replay ME1 as I barely remember anything about the missions
What class did you have the most fun with? I'm trying to convince myself not to go with a full biotics squad for once

>>163549851

Try full tech.

>>163550224
Wasn't tech shit in ME1 except for that one talent that let you hack better or whatever?

it has come to my attention that someone got the idea of removing quarians. I cannot let this stand! With the knowledge that all waifus and waifu lovers could have lived in peace together. It is with a heavy heart that I am to declare general mobilization of quarian lovers and of the formation of the QPDF. (Quarian-fag Popular Defense Forces)
I declare eddrf as second in command and declare him writer of fics and painter of arts. For troop morale.
But for now the general call for mobilization is out. Find your local recruitment station to take part in the escalation of the Great Waifu Wars.
And could someone draw us up a flag? (For shits n giggles)

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>>163549820
Well in the last 10 or so threads like 95℅ of Jack posting was done by me, so it's weird seeing someone else post tatfu

>>163550473

Nah, Sabotage, Overload, and Damping are all good. At least, I thought so.

>>163549851
any shotgun class, console command yourself max paragon/renegade points, give yourself an X HMWSG and snipe literally everything

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>>163550745
In all honesty it's talifags who are the instigators

>>163550757
I'll check it out then
>>163550785
>console command yourself max paragon/renegade points
Why?

>>163550928
I was always for peace. But it seems it is not possible any more.

>>163550745
>someone
Just one?

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>>163547763
As a Jackfag I'll be honest, you did a good job

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>>163550745
Actually we're pretty comfy here.

Escalation and deployment of heavy shitpost bombs would bring unde harm to civilian bystanders, rally popular support against us and lead to triumph of the terrorists.

In fact I kind of expect false flags to pop up now as desperate attempts of the terrorists to turn the tide in their favour.

>>163551196
>false flags to pop up now as desperate attempts of the terrorists to turn the tide in their favour.
That's a good idea. Thanks bro

>>163551090
I blame WG, his hatred has incited to much of a schism in our little corner of /vg/.
>>163551196
It is an escalation of defense, conscripting our fellow quarian fuckers to secure our quarian posts for future generations.

>>163551352
>It is an escalation of defense, conscripting our fellow quarian fuckers to secure our quarian posts for future generations.
See!? Right there, thats typical Talifag instigaton. You guys are already the most powerful and numerous of all the waifufags, and now you want to go to war.

You'll wipe out what little Jackfags there are, and will replace femshepxliara posters are the most cancerous

>>163550928
The Jackfags and Liarautists entered this thread under the rather childish delusion that they were going to waifupost and b8 at will, and nobody was going to waifupost and b8 them. At this thread, the last, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

>>163551609
Jackfags are pretty chill desu.

>>163552202
>Jackfags
>baiting
Bitch...

>>163552393
How would you know? It's not like you announce what waifu do you follow when you insult that of another.

Jack is pretty good girl though.

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>>163550745
over 9x10^3 hours in paint.net

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>>163552667
>talifags now have their own flag

This is gonna get ugly

>>163552667
good, but would be better with a Wraith on it.

>>163519542
>Not kissing Tali on the nose

>>163553569
It wasn't about kissing Tali. It was for the writefaggotry I'm writting.

Also, quick question on a subject I'm not familiar with : How do you call a military officer that take care of logistics / camp / who live in the living quarters ?