>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
so
dead
windrunner is the best waifu!
why not play the better game doturds?
>monkey king's ultimate no longer procs echo sabre
>monkey king's ultimate now uses item cooldowns like basher or maelstrom
fixed to be honest
>>163421934
kang's ulti needs to last not more than 7 seconds too
>>163421934
>Valve should cater to my shit playstyle because I'm so awful I can't learn how to counter a hero
There's a site for people like you to get their awful opinion heard
>spend a year trying to come up with a name
>can't think of anything
>steal the name of some obscure esports player from another game that's been teamless for years
>he gets picked up again for a team out of nowhere
>>163421901
because all of those waifus are generic sluts!
>>163422094
I tried but got downvoted instead.
>be carry
>team expects me to have like 3 big items when we're getting pushed in at 20 minutes
Should I stop playing carry when my team is a 4 stack
>>163422320
>Play AM
>Team pinging and giving up because I'm not teamfighting and dying at 11 minutes
Will nightman ever be good again?
>Tfw techies are fun and strong again
How do you counter this as tinker?
>>163422502
HOW
TO
PLAY
TECHIES!?!?!?!
>>163422552
Don't let Spectre get farm
>>163422552
euls
since last thread didnt decide
0-4 decides hero
5-9 decides build
for my next game
>>163422640
>diffusal
>>163422626
just gank their jungle
>>163422667
you can't diffusal yourself retard
>>163422320
4stack complaining about how to farm?
how about ask them to tactical feed and only stick when the enemy wants to push 3rd towers
>7.5 minutes into the game
>can no longer use this spell to kill a ranged creep without also auto-attacking it
um... dotards???
>>163422660
Agh's WW
>>163422743
that's why she's screaming
>>163422660
Bloodstone
>>163422552
there was a really good clip from Slahsers stream a few months back when he was playing his meme urn spectre build
enemy tinker got completely out of hand, so he decided fuck it, bought a refresher and double ulted tinker in his own fountain
playing like that eventually won him the game iirc cause tinker cant handle actual manfights
>>163422195
Who cares it's Steam, you can make your username literally anything.
>>163422660
Mjollnir
>>163422760
>>163422835
Mjollnir Winter Wyvern
DO IT
>>163422743
>7.5 minutes into the game
>not having enough int to give spell amp
>not having enough farm to be well on your way to aghs for farming waves
shiggus diggus
>>163422660
Pugna
now with shadowblade Dagon Radianceno ags
What if illusions could proc basher/abyssal?
>>163422953
What if Mana Leak could Sunder towers?
What if Aghanim's gave TA permanent refraction charge?
what if you could use midas on zeus
what if you could be good at this game
>>163422626
Open with tangoes, 3 clarities, soul ring recipe, courier. Level your Q first.
Play him aggressively. Put your first mines in the trees around the lane like pic related. I prefer playing him in aggressive safelane, but double offlane works too. In general, don't go solo lane, cause the enemy can and will zone you if they're not retarded, leaving you levelstarved. Remember that though you can't stack proximity mines in eachother's AoE, their AoEs can overlap. Pic obviously has more mines than you can get down in the short time before/during laning, but it's about the jist of the spots.
Get your soul ring asap. If you're laning with someone who has a stun or other kind of setup/control, play very aggressive with your proximity mines during laning. Doesn't matter if you push the lane this way, you'll end up punching the tower with proximity mines then.
Level order is variable. I often end up going Q>E>E>Q>E, but I will go Q>E>Q>W if I'm playing a very aggressive lane for example. If you feel like you'll need the blast off a lot, level it first. Level 2 mines is enough to oneshot ranged creeps, lvl 3 to clear the creep wave (minus siege creep)
To continue your build, after soul ring:
>Mana boots
>Eul's
This is your core. After this you'll have to adapt to the game. People keep rightclicking you before you can get shit off? Get a ghost scepter. Your team lacks mobility and the opponents are sticking together too tight? Get a force staff. Get aghs if you need to depush lanes without being there (one remote mine to clear the wave), or if opponents are tankier than average.
Don't play him passive. Don't mine the map/jungle that much. Your downtime is the short time before teamfights, you kind of have to develop a sense for when that is. Then you remote mine the lanes to set up traps. Alternatively, if you have farmvacuums on your team (tinker, prophet), you get some more time to set up traps too.
Whats the point of playing when you are faced with the fact that dipshits like Slacks get 5k while playing like a 2k retard?
>>163422660
Bloodcyka
9 iron branches
>>163423147
thats dota
>>163422743
thats literally why veil is a thing on puck and qop
I mean its not the only reason, but its like, atleast 20-30% of the reason
maybe even 35%
>>163423138
(Continued)
Be there for teamfights. You'll probably die, but that's ok. Your stasis trap is #1 priority during teamfights. Massive AoE root. If you have to initiate, use blastoff->stasis. If you survive this, dump a proximity and remote mine, and gtfo if you survive that. Spam mines around the perimeter generally. Another blastoff if the fight lasts that logn.
>Talents
>+2 mana regen vs +20 movement speed
Mana regen, every time.
>+200 cast range vs +25% XP gain
Cast range pretty much always, unless you really have to play on the defensive. In that case you're having a bad time generally anyway.
>-60 Respawn Time vs +120 GPM
Respawn timer if you're behind, GPM if you're ahead to get more ahead.
>+400 Blast Off damage vs 25% CDR
Take your pick. If you still need to push a lot, CDR. If you need to teamfight more you think, take blast off.
Final note. You might think Aether Lens is a good item. Don't ever get it unless you want to meme. The source of damage is the mines, not techies. Aether lens will give you extra cast range, but that's hardly worth it, and the hp regen isn't the stat you need. If you want more mana, get aghs, octarine, scythe, whatever. Heck, if you want tankier and mana, get Atos since roots are strong. Get veil if you really need more spell damage.
****************TRANCE AROUND THE WORLD****************
>>163423595
With Above and Beyond?
>no longer can sell items if someone dcs
>no longer gives you their gold
okay. no problem i don't like winning 4v5s anymore.
>>163423296
Good tip, thanks.
>>163423138
>>163423459
Thanks anon that's some detailed shit right there.
Some gulagite made pic related and it works kinda well but people end up knowing where all your mines are since warding ramps and high-ground is necessary.
Looks like the ride's already over, boys.
Time to pay your respects.
Its a "hero gets its talent tree bonuses and octarine core and has a permanent uptime disable" episode
>b-b-but just bkb out of it
>they disable you again when bkb ends
>and then lock you down for 50 seconds
>>163421901
i quit
i play single player games now
>>163422715
how are you going to know which spectre is real to euls her when she pops manta
she can still haunt to an euls'd illusion
The greatest thing I appreciate about this game is the way it kills time. I'm a busy man although my schedule is quite spaced, with like 2-3 hours between each thing I need to do. Dota makes it so much easier arriving at that time as I can play a couple games and I'll be right there.
>>163424489
>level 7 techies can set up a trap that deals 1800 magic damage in just 12 seconds of mining
see thats whats fucking disgusting about this iteration of him
land mines went through tons of changes and usually took a HUGE amount of setup to kill a reasonably leveled hero. A physical damage hit might deal about the same as magic damage that early into the game, but setting up 1800 damage in mines previously took 25-30 seconds and nearly 1000 mana cost
now its just:
>lay 1 prox mine (170 mana)
>lay stasis (80 mana)
>lay an optional remote (200 mana)
>lay 2nd prox mine when its off cd (170 mana)
thats either 420 mana for 1500 damage or 620 for 1800
come up with a new build for necrophiliac
>>163425149
ghost scepter rush and just play him vs right clickers lmao
>>163425149
Hood
Radiance
Shiva
How to fix shrine
>unusable/effect cancels when enemy heroes are 200 - 300 range from it/you
>13-3 in ranked solo over the past week at 4.7k-4.9k
>2 of my 3 loses are due to some autistic 6k mid player giving up and deleting his items and intentionally feeding
How to fix shrine
>remove from the game
>>163422502
>tfw meepo is strong and fun again
Thanks based valve, made me install this amazing game again
>>163425559
whats wrong with shrine?
>>163425149
Arcanes > Mek > Lens (break down your arcanes) > Tranqs > Discord > Sparkle Faggot Cape
you are now the strongest support
>>163425640
This is wrong with shrine >>163425616
>>163425616
>inspect element your page to say VHSk
>>163425559
I don't understand why there's shrines in the base
why is it so fucking tanky
>>163425718
>i am bad so everyone else must be bad too
>>163425674
?
>>163425752
>avoid confrontation and insult him!!!!
typical
>>163425718
what
>>163425769
I am a new ip, I'm not the guy you replied to.
>>163425817
>>163425817
>new IP
>different person
>>163425754
>he doesn't know
>>163425893
>>163425905
I have no idea what you guys are on about.
>>163425616
Tried playing meepo the other day, got slapped out of lane by a dazzle/PL combo and ruined by a feed OD during a game where 2 team-mates abandoned. He feels like he's made of paper early game is that correct and how the fuck do you deal with OD's hurricane, astral into Sanities bullshit?
>>163422891
>aghs first item
>HUD still isn't fixed.
Epic.
>>163423769
RECORD OF THE WEEK
Doturds?
>tfw no good multiplayer games to play so considering returning to dota
Guys help what do I do, I can't win in this situation
>>163426304
follow my simple build
and you too can be a 5.4k qop randomer
Starting: Null+Tangos
Early Game: 5 Null+Brown Boots
then get either hood > aghs or just Aghs if you think you'll have the burst
then a sheepstick and bkb in lategame, maybe a bloodstone before bkb
87% winrate
>>163426636
great dotabuff link mate
Dota 2
>>163422743
>not getting an early maelstrom and balling out of control in farm speed
>not turning that maelstrom into a mjollnir lategame with glorious 70% spell lifesteal
Get with the times grandpa
Why can't you see which players are a party at the start of the game?
What's the logic behind it?
>tfw 5-0 as offlane core lich this patch
>>163426865
Why can't they just make solo queue SOLO QUEUE? Sick of playing against tryhard Russian stacks who treat unranked solo queue pubs like fucking TI finals
Don't tell me you fell for the honeypot solommr meme d2g
>reddit already dicksucking Valve about nerfing Visage into being a hero with 3 (three) shit tier skills
>no uh no there's only one way to play him now, you can't be a support anymore
>but you can't be a core either
>but you don't know how to play him, you just can't kill people with familiars and chainstun anymore
ALL IT TAKES IS 1 (ONE) THROW OF BEASTMASTER AXES
1 (ONE) LINA DRAGON SLAVE
1 (ONE) FUCKING MONKEY KING BOUNDLESS STRIKE
AND THE FAMILIARS ARE DEAD
BUT NOOOO VALVE DID A GOOD THING VISAGE FINALLY HAD A POSITIVE WINRATE AND THAT'S BAD BECAUSE PLEASE VALVE RAPE MY FUCKING THROAT
>>163426934
>Not tryharding
Go back to custom games you filthy scrub
>>163426938
Wow you actually have to dodge skills now your birds aren't invulnerable what an awful change
>>163426934
Because dudebro stacks that think they're good because a team of 5 can stomp 5 randoms is more likely to spend money on the game goy, player enjoyment means NOTHING if there's a few more dollars to be made
>>163426865
They found that in CSGO, if 5 randos went up against a 5 stack, they would more than likely just throw the game from the beginning.
in Dota 2 they wanted to avoid this issue especially in solo queue to avoid stack throws as much as possible
I'm ordering dominoes
What pizza should I get
>>163427025
>dodge now
>in a hero who is expected to be in the middle of the fight
>now that every core in the world has some form of random wombo combo AoE and even supports will have minimum AoE to clear shit
>on a hero who needs those familiars to do damage and stun close by
WELL WHERE ARE MY FAMILIARS MEANT TO BE THEN, OVER AT YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE SPITROASTING HER?
I KNOW YOu"RE JUST SOME RANDOM ASSHOLE SHITPOSTER BUT SERIOUSLY VISAGE IS CURRENTLY THE WORST FUCKING HERO IN THE GAME. HE'S WORSE THAN LYCAN POST TI2, HE'S ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT AND THE FAMILIARS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR ENDING THE GAME FASTER BY FEEDING THEM TO THE ENEMY TEAM. HELL NOW YOU GOT A GOLD TALENT SO YOU CAN GET AGHS QUICKER TO GET THE THIRD FAMILIAR SO YOU CAN FEED FASTER
Reddit's game
724 mmr, ive been playing axe and nyx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AxZofbMGpM
have long till this happens to dota if volvo keeps going like this?
>>163427149
>Having them right next to eachother
That's like clumping up against an enigma that has blink. kys
>>163427143
>dominoes
order from some place else. where i live theres this comfy pizza shop run by an old croat. $38AUD for 4 large pizzas, plus anything over $30 gets you two free sides which is anything from chicken wings, dessert or drinks. the pizzas are GOAT
>Valve buffs Visage into ludicruous tier for 10 minutes after being literally the worst hero in the game
>they then nerf him into somehow being worse than before
Does anyone at Valve play this game anymore or do they just look at Dotabuff pub winrates and randomly raise/lower values?
>>163427143
Pepperoni Bacon Extra Cheese>tfw home for holidays and discovered they don't deliver to my house
Singsing is strim
>>163426938
birds have 300/500/700 hp and 35% magic resist
dragon slave won't kill them
>>163427319
>bacon
I hope you were joking there
>>163427319
>tfw home for holidays and discovered they don't deliver to my house
who are you quoting?
>>163427319
>no sweetcorn
>>163427143
dominos is fucking gross, still order it sometimes because crust isn't much better. get cheesy crust at least.
>>163427175
You play too much ranked. Don't you get ladder anxiety?
>>163427237
>spread your AoE stun/burst damage individually so that you don't even need AoE to clear them, you can just use single-target spells that even more heroes have
>spread them out individually so you do a whopping 304 damage PRE armour reductions on a familiar that dies to one fucking throw of beastmaster axes and stuns for 1 second if you even manage to pull it off without anyone sneezing on it and killing it by accident
>>163421739
I'm brand new, played the tutorial, got killed by AI bots 12 times and have no friends to play with, is there any reason I should take this game seriously or even play at all? Or I guess a better question would be, can someone recommend some guides or help or something.
>wake up
>RTC still streaming
>still spamming jugg
What the actual fuck? Did he play any other heroes?
>>163427481
Sounds like you should play an easier hero desu mate
So according to Dotabuff, death time reduction talents are universally worse choice than literally anything, with the win rates for taking other option being up to ten percent high(AA).
How do we fix them, /d2g/?
>>163427518
Watch videoes of purgegamer. He's a try hard that really spent his entire life on teaching noobs how to play noob dota.
>>163427549
THAT VALVE DICK SURE FEELS GOOD DOESN'T IT
>>163427626
Clearly micro is too much for you
>>163427626
Switch to meepo. He's good right now.
>>163427612
He also teaches them how to think like noobs i.e. carry Lich
>when the safelaner asks for 2 tango
>>163427518
the game is dogshit at his current state
you missed the fun train long ago
>Singsing ragequit
Uh dotards?
>>163428175
How did he even get into low priority?
New level 25 talent options for NP:
>2x Treant HP/Damage or -5 seconds on Teleportation CD
What do you think?
>>163428175
the game is now a glorified Angel Arena
>>163428270
Mostly useless. Something like -1s channel time on Teleportation seems more like it.
is rtz an acolyte?
>>163428270
Shit
How about
>2x Treant HP/Damage or -2.25 casting time on Teleportation
>be me
>pick anything
>suck because I'm retarded
>no-one will carry me
>>163425329
i once got an 8k on my team somehow
he went like 0-12 and whined all game about how we werent protecting him while we were ganking enemy cores and killing them off
i guess its true that too much dota makes you a bad person
>go safelane
>lose
>go offlane
>win
What did I mean by this?
>>163421739
>play wk
>underfarmed
>ganked all game
>have aghs
>have aegis
>team fight
>die
>reincarnation revives
>die again
>aghs
>die
>reincarnation
>die
>wraith form
>die
>reincarnation
>die
>stay dead
Is this a bug?
>>163428502
Could be an account buyer or he's just used to being babysat by supports in his high MMR games
>>163426636
>5.4k qop
>87% win rate
needs proof
>>163428528
>>die again
>>aghs
fuck meant aegis
>>163428159
was the fun train only fun with friends?
why does rtz complain when its almost always his fault?
>>163428534
even so you'd think he would have the map awareness to see that we were busy elsewhere (we werent chasing useless supports for 30 seconds, we were taking good 2-3 on 1-2 man engagements and coming out of top, but everytime he just got caught out
>>163428584
I had a lot of fun in the WC3 version of the game, a lot of it was lost when valve took over
the tl;dr is that the game has become more and more cazualized with the time, this can't be debated
>>163428676
Yeah, probably an account buyer then
>>163427212
is that what's happening to doto?
>>163427683
>>163427747
tbqhwu they're both micro heroes but meepo still takes a lot more skill, visage doesn't even need control groups. not to mention that visage only has pos4 level/farm needs while you're doing it wrong if you aren't level 25 by 20 minutes with meepo
though i do think temperature lizard will eventually change how he was nerfed. i hope. in the meantime he's still instawin in ~1k so i'm enjoying him.
>tfw you play dota
>tfw it's just such a gay old time
GRAND DAD
FLEENSTONES?
>People in Bulldog's chat saying Troll is a shit hero
>>163429047
>watching admiralobesity
>reading twitch chat
man I'd tell you to kill yourself but I know this is what this fucking general is now: real time reddit, so I'm going to kill MYSELF and end it once and for all
>>163429131
Good
>get drunk
>try to play dota
>lose 8 games in a row
>>163429131
Skadoosh
>>163429047
SKADOOUSHE
>>163429439
>do something haram
>expect something good to happen
Lmao
I don't understand
>pick lycan
>go to go jungle but switch to safe when the 3k autist picks prophet
>SF mid , ok here
>then we get timbersaw and clinkz offlane
Stuck with no support, left alone bot lane to deal with sniper abbadon combo
>top feeds relentlessly then comes and starts clearing my jungle along with prophet leaving me nothing
>top is monkey, bottom is sniper aba so no laning
>their jungle is warded so attempts to farm that fail
>Obviously start losing
>they then start spewing abuse to the fucking SF, THE ONLY PERSON ON OUR TEAM GOING POSITIVE
Is this where you should just abbandon a game and take low prio?
>icefrog makes it so that visage familiars receive benefit from gravekeeper's, encouraging them all to be more or less clumped up next to you
>he also makes it so that they die to random AoE, meaning the former benefit is trivial and disincentivises clumping up
>Visage winrate is 6% down and dropping
what did he mean by this?
>undying aghs is shit
-d2g
>>163429805
>>icefrog
Icefrog doesn't exist anymore and it's painfully obvious
HOW DO I BUILD LE ZOMBIE MAN OF INFINITE STRENGTH STEAL
Has anyone here uninstalled and successful kept it uninstalled?I hate this game so fucking much it's literally shaving years off my life for an imaginary number
>>163428528
You mean it didn't trigger wraith form the last time?
Or are you surprised for the hero with the ability to come back to life to come back to life?
What the fuck is the music on the sing stream?
>>163430040
Armlet, aghs, sny, bkb, satanic, replace armlet with daedalus
>>163421739
Is there a reason Valve has hidden the division between bonus/base armors and damges, stats, has put the KDA and CS to fucking top left corner?
>mfw some faggot in reddit makes a better HUD than Valve hired dunnin kruger psychologists.
is it good ?
>>163430617
Even that hud, while better than valve's attempts, is still a downgrade in information from the old one.
>>163426636
>87%
Which of these fine sirs is you?
>>163430617
Knowing the base armor/damage and and bonus is toxic and cumbersome, we don't need a gorillion numbers confusing the player, it serves NO purpose
>>163426636
>hood
Wut
LMAO singsing get rekt by aghs undying
>>163430737
Yeah better have them not confused at the beginning but confused three months later when they discover what base damage/armor stands for.
>>163426695
>>163428562
>>163430668
I never said I played he a lot :^) 7-1 is still 87% winrate
>>163430758
meant veil
>>163431003
>>163431437
Only nine inches?
>>163427460
what is ladder anxiety? i play ranked because i want to increase a number on a video game and because the people on ranked are better then on unranked.
What if active shrines damaged enemies?
>>163431846
What if my cock damaged your bp?
>>163431846
what if shrines give you also exp when they heal you?
>>163431846
what if the shrines worked exactly like the fountain does and shoots out balls of green every time an enemy coming near, making sure that the other team doesn't have a chance to use your secret shop?
What if bloodseeker weren't garbage?
What if you could Midas Roshan?
>>163431758
To be fair, Smash got away with a good amount of options for the ridiculously simple controls, even if it made tilts an absolute pain in the ass to pull off until 4 let you remap the C-stick. Maylay also has the arbitrary APM requirement since you have to fucking dodge into the floor to move properly and people call it the pinnacle of skill.
>>163430234
Or you could delete nonwhites and give /pol/ no reason to exist.
What if dagon level 5 damage was increased to 20,000 because no one realistically would be able to survive a zap from a wand from hell
>>163432121
what if your tongue would fondle my balls
>>163431846
What if shrines cost xp to activate?
>>163432027
but the talent system exists
btw what is solaires chest doing in this image?
>>163431646
shut up tresdin even a firetruck would be a hotdog down a hallway for you
is axe the most heterosexual hero?
>3 DAYS BEFORE XMAS
>3 DAYS BEFORE XMAS
>3 DAYS BEFORE XMAS
>3 DAYS BEFORE XMAS
NYAHOOOO
MERRY XMAS DOTURDS
>>163432185
>>he doesnt know luna is the one with a tiny flat butt
baka dotard
make sure to drink plenty of water and have plenty of fibre guys. i always make sure to have 2 large mugs of water after each game and every morning and evening, i have an apple
sincerely, man who was recently constipated for 2 weeks
>>163432287
not here
when will dota have lgbt characters?
>yfw winter wyvern is lesbian and sven is gay
>>163432213
I SEE A PENIS
MODS
>>163432287
>living in the future
FUCK OFF FRODO
post yfw doturd is dying
christmas came early this year
Make shrines have true sight and attack like the fountain to create a safe space
>>163432390
storm spirit is a confirmed faggot
"maidenly charms" dont work on him
batriders bat eats "fruit"
techies are an arabic threesome, so therefore indulge in completely non-homosexual sex between 3 men
lone druid lives in the forest alone with his cumbear
windrunger grew out his hair to pretend to be a girl
TAs secret is that she has an 8x5' purple cock
theres plenty of LGBTQ+ characters in dotanot to mention zeus is a greek and therefore gay and legion is legit trans
>based Peter "ppd" Dager cucked literally everyone from EG to stream
>EG member streaming 24/7
>the madman singlehandedly saved Dota 2
How can one man be so alpha?
I'm a super shitter around 1.9k mmr and I feel like stupid, easy to play right click heroes are the strongest right now. Monkey king, Phantom assassin, Legion Commander and Riki is completely dominating every game.
What do I do
>>163432390
Dota is already 90% LGBT you retard.
this is the audience Valve is after
>>163432668
>implying rtc streams are good
PPD is a Jew and rtc is a goyim.
>>163432213
Sauce?
>>163432678
Play Random Draft
that way its less likely you'll get these heroes
its what like 80% of pros did when arteezy got 1k mmr in a week because OD was fucking OP
alternatively pick juggernaut, jungle, and get a 13min battlefury+brown boots, then assume the role of carry
Give your team the illusion of being the carry, when in actual fact youre the only person that gets shit done
>>163432665
>lone druid lives in the forest alone with his cumbear
fucking is the number 1 nono thing with tulpas
True sight 3
>>163432912
G A B E N
Gay Ben Ben Ben Ben Gay Ben Ben Ben Gay Ben
HAHA! Episode one. Episode two. Episode three- WORTH THE WORTH THE WORTH THE WEIGHT!
>>163432678
Right click always dominated
2006-2011: Void, PA, Riki
2012-2012 cna;t be arsed to tell you
What hero to pick when you're on a losing streak?
(from 4k->3.6)
Cancer:
-blink does not cost mana
-bounty rune
-you can see tower range
-buyback
-cumback gold and EXP rubberbanding
-shrines
-mangoes and faerie shit
-regen not dispelled by creep attack
-increase cast/attack range
-force staff
-glimmer cape
-talon
Remove this shit and Dota is great again
>>163432871
Does random draft share MMR with all pick? I thought all pick was the universally most played gamemode.
>>163433139
visage
I haven't used dota2lounge in like a year, how do I bet now? What are those coins? How do I request returns?
>>163433286
nerfed to shit.
>>163433268
Solo MMR is solo MMR
you can play AP, RD or CM with itCM is terrible though because the highest MMR is assigned the captain and if theyre afk youre boned, if they dont know meta youre boned if theyre shitwhich they always areyoure boned
AP has the most players in it, but also proportionately the most retards
Even at 4k mmr I come across people who are just "playing for fun" in ranked and if something doensnt go their way they just throw or give up
its fucking cancer and valve need to add MMR decay or do a ranked reset, but whatever, valve is fucking retarded.
long story short: yes you can, there may be less retards, but ranked is ranked, play at your own risk
>>163433252
Every decision Icefrog made was the further cazualize the game
- we want the epic play audience, fuck managing you mana
- got owned on the lane? you can now ease your butthurt with these freebies
- the difference between clutch play or fail around a tower won't be seen anymore, valve is handholding you so you don't have to actually know the range
- we want the games to drag for 20 minutes more and let your early game advantage go for nothing, let's ease the mistakes you did
- have a free heal if you got owned on the lane!
- for a small sum of gold you can escape, ahve the extra mana!
- it's toxic that you need to take care of creeps not attacking you
- gimmick shit, we ran out of ideas here at valve
- have a free escape my friend
- have a free escape my friend
- have another tool to mindlessly bash the jungle
>>163431837
>plays ranked because people are better
>on 700 mmr
>literal three digits
As long as you believe anon
>>163433252
anon
blink hasnt cost mana for like 3 years at this point
>>163430737
Better have them wondering what the fuck is happening to their damage when Elder Titan is near-by
lol
>>163432276
>keeps a fuckboy
The correct answer is broodmother.
>>163433706
>fuckgirl
she's a girl
>>163431941
Who's this guy?
I've been checking Dota 2 playerbase stats everyday and since the patch, Dota 2 has lost about 200k players.
99.9% of the time before the new patch we use to get 1 million concurrent players every day Now a days you can't get over 900k.
Another Christmas alone with my gulaggian brethren.
Too bad we don't have a fucking winter map for the occasion.
>>163434218
Delete this
>>163434163
But you told me dota has 50 million players.
>>163434523
No one. NO ONE thinks dota is a "popular" game. We're NOT them. We KNOW that we aren't popular. We have a FIFTH of the players they do, and most of our players are from russia, peru and such. In fact, in most west european countries, EVERYONE plays the other game, and NOT dota.
NO ONE will EVER say that dota is more popular than them. That, is FALSE. And we KNOW this. But does playerbase really decide the quality of a game?
>>163434687
People say dota has 50 million players and league has 70 million.
Is that true?
>>163434687
This, it's like saying candy crush is the better game than dark souls just because candy crush has 93 million players
>>163434737
first time i've heard that claim
>>163434687
Dota 7.00 is LoL 0.5
>>163434898
The only thing LoL about Dota 7.00 is the hud, the rest of the changes like talents and shrines aren't even in league, but okay.
>tfw when you have an awful game and it makes you feel like shit for hours after
>>163435247
Haha, bad trip my friend, come back tomorrow and maybe you'll have a good trip my man! Isn't that all this DRUG is about? CHASING the good trips, ending up HATING IT but STILL playing JUST to get those good trips we all knew and loved? God damn. Dota is like drugs. And not in a good way (Actually in agood way i take it back)
>>163432665
If TA has a dick then Juggernaut is homo too
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cd/Monkey_ally_175.mp3
Gulag give me a item build for Tusk. I've lost 70% of my games as him, but I just can't stop picking him.
>>163435624
lvl 5 dagon, brown boots, tangoes, clarity, healing salve and divine rapier
How are my boys aa, earthshaker, sk and kunkka this patch? I didnt play on the new patch yet.. I have some other heroes to ask about too, maybe that later on
i havent seen a single lifestealer player in months
why is this?
>>163428523
you cant farm and excessively die
>>163435940
>reddit spacing
>>163435983
i have
he's strong right now
not some much against KANGZ though i think
I'm going to go ice skating with my little sister(18 y.o) today. Maybe she'll let me lick her pussy tonight since our parents are out. What do you think /d2g/?
>>163436316
dude hot
>>163436061
Im not from reddit..
>>163436386
>reddit punctuation
>>163436316
why are dotards so degenerated?
>>163436386
it's a redditor butthurt that he's been called out so now he tries to be obnoxious about it
meepo dupe bug is back on the loose boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFzAxqjZOGg
What if MMR decayed by 10 each day?
what does this slash on the price means?
Its been 2 days and still pending
>>163436869
How does he duplicate the items?
>>163431982
>each base now has 5 overpowered towers.
>>163436413
>>163436578
Im not from fucking reddit, holy fuck
>>163436992
It doesnt work anymore
>>163436963
What if MMR decayed by 1% each week you did not played?
>>163437091
whats 1% of 100?
>>163437087
yes that's what i said
the other guy is the redditor
>>163437175
Which one? I just wanted to know what gulag knows on my boys i like playing..
>>163437087
>reddit spacing
>>163437231
Its like im in /srg/ all over again
>>163437307
>reddit references
>people say kangz lategame is bad
>play kang
>get to lategame
>my ult alone is enough to fuck over entire teams with the ebin items procs
????
>>163437568
>play kangz
>get a basher at any point
>win the game
>>163437568
>donkey kong ult
>everyones latency/ping go 1000~2000 for 3 seconds
>you win the game
NICE FUCKING HERO DOTARDS
Ok we got some rare esport happening in 10 minutes
Alliance vs. Empire, bo5
http://www.hitbox.tv/wellplay
>>163422778
Orgasm
Bets?
Kunkka's level 25 talent is ridiculous. Also when is he getting an Agh's?
>>163438936
radiant because they have stuns
>>163438936
nyx and sandking have the game
>try and want to play the game
>cant be fucked, game is HoTS 2 now
>>163422908
how much longer will we have to wait for the pugna remodel?
I have a serious question now: how the fuck is Monkey King supposed to be countered?
Because he can still attack if silenced (with his bash) he has TWO form of invisibility that can't be dispelled/discovered undless you have someone with flying sight or tree destrying capabilities in your team and he has a ridicolous attack range.
I do not know of a single tactic that can reliably counter him specifically.
The onyl way to beat him is to outnumber him and lock him down hard. because he's always just one treehop away from escaping.
>>163436869
>loses the game
Impressive levels of shittyness
>>163439009
I agree, both are shit
>>163436869
lol
lost a game with infinity gold
what a shitcan
at 2k MMR LUL
>>163436430
Shut up normiescum.
>>163439503
Scythe of Vyse
ICEFRAAAUD
>shrines exist
>offlane isn't unsafe any more
>free gold every 2 minutes
whats the fucking point lol?
seems like the best thing to do is to just pick veno and spawn T1 towers every 5 seconds
Alliance vs. Empire is finally fuckin live
>>163439946
Challenge is toxic
THE STEAM WINTER SALE IS ON IN AN HOUR AND A HALF DOTARDS!
PLAN YOUR ESCAPE FROM THIS PIT OF SELF HATRED!
>>163440042
where
>>163439931
>sven got dumpstered
>slark still has a strong dispell on his dark cuckt
icefrog?
what are you doing?
>>163440103
http://www.hitbox.tv/wellplay
Yeah I know, motpax (now calling himself trentpax), but it's all we have till next month
>>163440092
>CURRENT YEAR
>buying video games
lamoing at u
>>163440092
>oh boy I have so many cool new games thanks to the sale! Which should I play first? Hmm, too many choices, maybe I'll just load up the Dota 2 client and look at my hats while I decide...
>>163440175
WTF Since when is admiral cuckdong not in Alliance
how do I play Sniper
>>163440236
>>163440092
sometimes they have a dota ingame sale as well
you CANNOT escape
>>163440112
Slark is one of if not the most op hero in this patch, all high tier games are badicly determined by 1 or 2 mis game movements and the throne usually falls pre 25 minute mark, slark legit is made for those games, and he can just shit on all disables now.
>prove me wrong u cant
>>163440265
Guardians Greaves, Eul's and Bloodstone
>>163440258
you peep things
>>163440092
oy vey, good goy
remember to buy all the quality indie games that will be on sale!
these talents actually ruined the fucking game, goddamn.
>hero is support
>gets random powerspikes at lv 25 and suddenly breaks the game
>hero is bane
>talents do NOTHING
>hero is carry who isn't good like sniper
>gets useless talents and ends up sucking harder
>>163440350
what should I pick on my skill tree?
>>163440314
protip: i really cant
>>163440513
just ignore it desu
>>163440513
Left, left, right, right
>>163440453
>bane talents
>do nothing
just kill yourself my man
>Dark Pact now dispells Rupture
>>163440732
>le slark is opeee
>mentioning bloodseeker
yep, it's 2k
>>163440796
>doesn't realize that Bloodseeker is Slark's only hard counter
How's the 500mmr range?
>>163440921
just 5 man all game and drop sentries at your feet
this strategy is especially good since kills barely give any aoe gold
slark nerf
>dark pact is now his ult
>give him some random new ability
FIXED IT
What if I could pay in exp so I don't have to wait anymore when I'm dead, it's so toxic having to wait if I die
>>163441043
>nerfing
>slark
Are you BAD player? A TRENCH player?
>>163441049
maybe
try not dying you shitter
git gud
>warn /d2g/ valve is killing the game bit by bit
>/d2g/ is casual as fuck and doesn't even flinch when playing the dumbed down version
>Valve sees this as a greenlight and proceeds to make the transition faster
>Dota is finalizing its tranformation into league of hots
>/d2g/ now complains
remember i warned you long ago
>>163441119
just nerf everyone desu
power creep is real
that lolda armlet toggle
oh god loda is so fucking washed up now
>>163441119
>>163440796
>slark isnt OP
>he is a top tier carry among pros and high mmr
fuck off slark picking scum
>>163441253
Slark's competitive winrate is something like 46%
Dota 2, Redditor's Choice
>>163441253
you mean you lost to a slark in pubs multiple times this week?
how do i play meepo?
>>163441347
>>163441438
Even if slark isnt "op" his purge should be atleast changed to a weak disspell.
>>163441515
Or maybe just wait till he pacts before you stun him instead of mashing your stun the instant you see him
Crying for nerfs because you can't adapt is leagebabb shit
>>163441515
why?
it would make the hero completely dumpster and he's by no means overpowered at the moment
>>163439023
>>163439049
you were, not wrong.
why did MKB get nerfed? it was already a shit item. they literally just copied hon
>>163441585
>>163441614
>waaaah, why would you make it so slark cant just purge ults if someone mistimes it by like 1 milisecond, WUD MAKE HERO TRASH WAH
The memes are real
Why do you care so much about Reddit famalm?
>>163441714
just dont mistime it?
pick an aggressive lane against the carry with weak laning?
pick heroes that slark can't do anything against when he farms sb?
buy items that allow you to kite slark?
tp out of a gank?
be better at the game?
>>163440453
Bane talents should all be Dark Knight Rising memes.
>>163441714
We get it, you got wrecked by a slark
>>163441849
>slark doesnt have a team lol!
>>163441906
ahahahaha
>>163441971
What are you on about, my dude?
>>163441958
just like all the other cores in the game?
you can make anything sound ridiculous in a vacuum
>dude sven just press 2 buttons and kill the WHOLE TEAM lmao!
>dude 100 hp regen and FREE GOLD allowing you to have 1000 gpm at minute 30 and be LITERALLY UNKILLABLE
>dude throw 1 dagger and kill a fuckign support for 25 mana LMAO!
like if you dont have heroes that can hamper a slark in any way, or just suck at the game, of course he'll beat you it's the same with any core
>The placement of KDA/LH/DN
What the fuck is Valve doing
Why is it there and not in small print somewhere where the hero avatar shit is
>>163442062
this is the power of LoL 0.5
>cant check my stats without scrolling down on the map
lol what
>>163442178
most cores dont have the tools of slark such as
>low cd purge that does damage
>low cd engage/escape spell(can be blocked though)
>undetectable invis that you can attack during(just nuke him down in ult and hope he doesnt regen 200hp/ seconds lol!) that is also a ward detector and a free heart
hmmm, really made me think about other cores being broken too
I just realized Monkey Kang is such a braindead hero that it even highlights which trees are in range for you to jump to
I kike the new HUD, the shop is kinda clunky but I think we just need to get used to it. Now, the map is Fucking retarded, playing on dire and those neutral camps, arbitrary spawn time for the runes, Fucking hell
>>163439503
>>163439915
What pisses me off the most is that his copies dont react to winter-wyvern s ult. that is some grade-A bullshit
>hero fighter arena the game
lel
Is this real life?
>>163442467
ass tons of damage
1 hour duration on his 4 hit buff thing so you can't even stand in lane with him
super mobility
Ridiculous "auto attack everyone" ult
And then he has an instant aoe stun that scales off his autoattack...
>>163442504
midas gaming is back baby
easy game for alliance
dnno how you lose with drow + dusa + omni + undernigger
but lul
>>163442602
Rikimaru
-huge AOE cloud that silences and gives evasion, can't be dispeled
-blink and damage in the SAME skill, damage scales better in late-game
-Permanent level 1 invisibility, from level 1!!
-massive AoE auto-attack skill, makes him invulnerable, basically GoodOmnislash
BAN THIS SICK FUCK!!
>>163442307
yet at the same time be all of
>a shit stat gain that makes him be incredibly vunerable if disabled and also a weak laner
>low damage in comparison to said other cores with a huge reliance on being ahead and exploiting the enemy's mistakes (which you clearly make a lot of if you are complaining about slark of all heroes being overpowered)
>purely single target
>weak teamfight and initiation potential
>just straight up cant do fucking anything against 5 heroes pushing a tower at 10 or so minutes
heroes have strengths and weaknesses, and slarks strengths by no means are great enough to compensate for his weaknesses to the point where he is overpowered
>>163442221
I think top left corner is the perfect spot for that info. Why do people keep complaining about this?
DOTAAAAARDS
>>163442742
most other carries cant do shit against 5 heroes pushing a tower at 10 minutes too
what the fuck is your point with that
>>163442738
sure m8 because riki can just 3 shot you at lvl 5 right?
>Click shop.
>GET A FUCKING SHITTER GUIDE INSTEAD OF THE FUCKING ACTUAL SHOP
So what is Valve's endgame with ruining this fucking game
>game has artificially slow leveling up until level 8 forcing you to just collect your banjo kazooie coins in the jungle
>then its the exact opposite and you just kill shit because farming is pointless
>>163442894
many cores can fight much better earlier than slark, and those other heroes that cant arent overpowered just like slark is not? its not like that one point was my entire post as well
you're fucking retarded and cant deal with a slark, crying about losing to a hero with clear counterplays in both play and draft instead of learning and doing them is pointless
>>163443023
you need to click the wheel in top right to get the shop, then click the item you want to put it at bottom of screen, then click it again to buy it
fucking terrible
>>163443240
having counterplay potential doesnt mean its not broken
>just do these 10 things and slark is a baby pea witing for the dick
isnt a legit reasoning
sure monkey king isnt broken either if you just jump him with 5 heroes and permastun him
>>163443023
on your down time adjust the items with the cog wheel so that items you usually use show up
no need for grid, already have common items show up
>>163443335
You should always pick 5 stun heroes if you're actually trying to win.
>>163443505
yes, i am sure thats gonna win you the game 100% every time
Why is Midas a meme now?
They didn't even change it
>>163443710
>If you don't directly change something, it's status can't change.
fucking retard? fucking retard!
>All this time that we could plant trees with branches.
>I only just realized today that you could use it in the forests on the edge of lanes, planting a tree in the entrance to block enemy heroes from following you in and finish ganking you.
Holy shit, is this why I'm a trench shitter?
Why would somebody spend 7k on dagon 5 when scythe of vyse is cheaper, provides better stats, and does more damage?
>>163443947
>Does more damage
>>163443947
easier to killsteal
>teleports behind you
>sunders your HP
heh.. nothin personnel kid...
Why are most dota heroes blue and purple, I legitly don't get this
>>163425559
>Go ganking.
>Find a dumbass jjungling Sven.
>He walks in range of Shrine.
>Gank denied cause of the massive heal.
>>163441239
>>163444194
The shrine should be like the fountain and attack enemies that approach it
>>163425746
BECAUSE IF YOU HATED HIGH-GROUND SIEGES
YOU WILL HATE THEM EVEN MORE NOW
WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE GETS TO LEVEL 25 DON'T WE ANON
>>163444194
sounds like you were the dumbasses for trying to GANK. dota is about constant back and forth 5v5 team fights. GANKING is a discriminatory tactic that singles out players. its a shame valve hasn't banned ganking yet.
>>163444194
>>163444273
The shrines in the jungle should be removed or be weaker versions of the base shrines. If theyre further from the ancient and fountain, and closer to the opposition, they would reasonably be weaker, both in defense and heal. Base fountains should be reduced down to 2 or 3. FIVE? Thats a bit much.
>christmas break
>no interesting streamers online
life equals pain
>>163444491
fears on
I don't get why shrines are in the game. They work on Hots because of its towers have limited ammo and many heroes are basically made to stomp them and objectives do so and they give you some hope to hold a place when they're down
This is a much slower paced game. They don't fit. They copied an unfitting mechanic from a vastly less successful game.
>Monkey Kings copies inherit on-hit effects of items
>they do not respond to Winter Wyverns ult
>they attack through phased states
Monkey king has far too many overpowered abilities, but this takes the cake. he needs to be arc-warded into the ground
how do i play kunkka lads
>>163444607
do water
do x
hope they dont have the wind staff thing because it shuts you down
>>163444607
splash your sword on bitches and boat teammates so they get the GOODguardian angel buff
>>163444537
oh yeah. i guess he's alright.
>>163440314
Monkeyking
>>163444602
Most of his strengths so far are coming through incorrect interactions or literal broken bugs like his lifesteal was. And his ability to just run people down early game and murder them instantly. They need to lower his range by 25 or 50 so its actually possible to kite him until you get Dragon Lance or a Skadi.
ummm shut up u dont know idiots retards so shut up
>>163444796
oh anon but i know plenty of idiots!
you're one of the afterall!
>>163444796
go suck a dick and a banana cause that is all you are
Why is ursa the only hero that I can control the tempo and outcome of the game with?
>>163444959
Because you might be good with Ursa and bad with everyone else
>>163444959
scus you shiet mang haha! shiiieit
>>163444959
maybe you should play with a keyboard and mouse instead of pedals + a wheel
>>163444607
Always buy bottle. No matter what position. Don't do tryhard shit with X, you'll just end up feeding.
Kunkka is just one of those heroes who you either have innate talent with or not. If you don't, just focus playing him on a basic level and you'll still manage to contribute a big amount.
>>163444760
I have seen him legit lifestealing 300-600 HP without Satanic.
And his damn polesmash is just as much part of his broken-ness as everything else.
A long-range, line-based attack that always hits and always crits AND adds one to the counter of his stack AND stuns?
at LEAST one of these things has to go. Yeah it has a high CD but just the crit alone is enough to make it worth so much more.
Also, there needs to be an option to get flying sight anywhere. there are areas on the mak where you can't place a ward. The only ways to get flying sight I know of are using the courier, Winter Wyvern or Beastmaster, both heroes nobody picks.
Fucking give dust of appearance a tracking quality and/or flying sight.
>>163444849
ummmmmmm no? like seriously dude shut up youre just a peice of pizza like youre just a cannoli youre a fucking cream cheese danish dude shut the crap up
>>163444913
wtf fuck u
>>163445172
ofcourse it heals that much
its 50% fucking lifesteal at lvl4 skill
it also ignored armor for some fucking reason untill yesterday
How is Undying this time around? He's next up in my all hero challenge.
>wager
>some babyman on the enemy team decides to intentionally feed
>win
Hey I'm not complaining
>>163445249
why does undying look so spoopy without his armor?
>>163445249
Pretty fucking good famapachisansama.
You can rush aghs
And then you can steal a lot of health
And you can also get like other items
Plus the constant 5 man fight meta is good for him you know
And I am also a registered account on Reddit, I NEED ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FOR EVERYTHING
FEED ME ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
UPVOTE ME!
>>163445261
Glad you like this gimmick by valve's behavioral psychologists
>>163445405
Yeah I'm pretty sure some Valve Employee saw I lost two devastating losses, and sent an intentional feeder on the enemy team! Oh boy!
>>163444602
He'll never get nerfed to that extent because he's a carry. Only heroes like visage and earth spirit are forbidden from ever being good.
>tfw no giant titty hero
>>163445641
What else are they gonna do work on the game?? Valve gas lights people for fun, the only thing you can do is uninstall to truly escape them
>>163445706
i want her melons to bury my dick
Why is Undyings lvl 25 so useless? +40 zombie damage is fucking worthless lategame when everyones tanky as shit and teamfights dont last more than 10 seconds
>>163445790
Any melons could bury your dick you microphalic fuck
>>163445017
Delete this!
>>163445057
What did he mean by this?
>>163445005
I want to good with more heroes!
>>163445706
pudge?
>>163445864
t-thanks
this empire vs alliance game is just luna sitting on everyone's face
TFW
Sniper and troll meta is back tell all your friends
>>163430040
repick.
>>163446248
I miss 6.83 so much. It was better than 6.84 and all the patches after that
>>163445881
Random every game you homosexual
>>163425559
>one shrine regens health
>one shrine regens mana
fixed it
>>163445139
Fuck you nigger, bottle is worthless for a lot of heroes including Kunkka now that shrines are a thing.
Start with stout shield and regen, quelling blade optional. Phase boots into shadow blade into daedalus into MKB into silver edge into whatever the fuck you want.
Hog all the fucking bounty runes.
Abuse the fucking shit out of your X marks the spot and don't listen to any shitter who says otherwise. X, torrent, wait 1.5 seconds, activate x, ghostship, tidebringer his ass.
When using tidebringer to harass in lane, smack the ranged creep in the back to cleave onto the enemy heroes. It has less armor than the melee ones, meaning you do more damage, and you won't push the lane as hard by not damaging the melee creeps. Always tidebringer the lowest armor target.
For added style, make boat or ghost puns every time you use ghostship.
man I was hoping Empire would put up a good fight, all they're good for is twitter now ffs
>>163445706
who would u rather d2g? if you say anything besides the one on the left you are a weeb/pedo
>>163431846
what if shrines healed themselves and other structures in their radius?
I bet you can't beat me.
>>163446835
>less than a 50% win/loss rate
I bet EVERYONE here can beat you.
>>163446835
>3k behaviour score
>>163446891
I wasn't talking about that.lul
How to fix the shrines
>the shrines attack like the fountain when activated
Why doesn't Valve asign a courier to every team?
It feels toxic that as a support player I have to start the game with less gold when actually I would need more gold to buy wards and smokes
>I need no introductions
>The king has arrived
>A new journey has begun
What the fuck did he mean by this?????
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>always an EG player streaming
PPD bringing some professionalism to that shower
Is 10k behaviour score good?
why is 7.0 so shit ahhhhh
they just tried to fucking casualize it since US servers are tanking but all they had to do is fucking REGION LOCK RANKED
why are they so afraid of reddit calling them racist that theyre willing to ruin their perfect game? AHHHHHHHH they even fucking tried to casualize the shop menu with "popular items" AHHHH
>>163447095
>"Enchantress, did you choose that form yourself?" - Spirit Breaker
Really gets the chakrams spinning doesn't it?
>>163446715
>cleave
>armor
hello newfag
>>163447085
1) you're a support you fucking nigger, you don't need gold.
2) go back to lol.
>>163447085
>reduced price of boots
>reduced price of smokes (you can buy singles)
>there is a maximum amount of obs that you can buy so you don't even need that much gold to buy wards
>you can buy single wards
>using the word toxic when you have no idea what it actually means
i knew all support players were cucks but are they all retarded too?
>pudge is balanced
you literally cant defend this and valve are huge pussies who wont do anything because 75% of their playerbase would quit
>>163446835
Don't know what there's to beat.Haven't played solo ranked since I got calibrated over two years ago
>>163447582
why is that shitty cunt so popular
his kit is so boring and he is not aesthetically pleasing to look at
>>163447637
nice photoshop lma9e
>>163447657
because he is the most broken hero in the game by far and is extrmely good at -0:30 and at 1:30:00 with no items and scales infinitely and is the best highground sieger in the game and the best highground pusher in the game and despite the fact that he has BY FAR the highest pick rate and every fucking peruvian monkey picks him he has a high winrate
rmyt
>>163447418
Only newfag here is you, nigger.
The damage you do to cleaved targets is directly related to the damage you do to the primary target that you hit to activate the cleave.
If you hit a target with low or no armor, you do more damage than hitting something with a shitload of armor, and thus more damage cleaves onto enemies.
Go hit a no-armor loser lion and watch what damage you do, then hit a fucking pimped out DK with 50 goddamn armor and see how it nerfs the shit out of the damage.
Idiot.
>>163447582
Without pub stomper heroes there would be no motivation for people to git gud.
So git gud.
>>163447582
He's not even in the top 10 problematic heroes lad.
>>163447712
>photoshop, don't know what to say senpai.Actually I do, give me 5 minutes and I'll have a webm for you
>>163447758
>most broken hero in the game
That title goes to monkey king
>extremely good at -0:30 and onwards
Fine
>best high ground sieger in the game
No, hes good at pulling some nigger out of high ground, not the siege itself
>every fucking peru monkey picks him
Thats bloodseeker. I don't know why BRs are so obsessed with bloodseeker.
>>163447767
this is incorrect.
cleave damage is not reduced by armor, nor is it calculated after being reduced by the targets armor.
armor is irrelevant to cleave.
Gee Valve are so shit, They can't handle 12 million people clicking store at once?
>5 minutes in
>doom is level 6
DOTURDS?
>>163447932
nope, he means armour is factored on the primary target. cleave itself is pure but he is saying if you hit a low armour lion it will do more damage in the cleave as the cleave damage is relative to the initial damage, whereas hitting a dragon knight with a cuirass will do less cleave damage cause the initial damage is less
>>163448045
The discounts are shit these days anyway
The glory days of steam sales are long gone, free games and items? Nah, just provide data for their analytics with some shit vote
>>163447712
Reee, satisfied?
>>163448167
only poorfags/neets need FREE shit to be happy
>>163448243
slobber on gabe's cock some more why don't you
>>163448302
hope your neetbux arrive before the end of the sale bro
>>163448083
>Caring about doom
XD
>>163446835
Luckily I haven't played in over 2 months and 7.00 didn't get me to reinstall, I'll never play Dota again, I can't remember feeling more regret for something than the 4K hours I spent raging in Dota
Got £2 to spend on hats any recommendations?
>tfw pretty much won every game (20) as WR this patch except for one
Why is she good now? Her buffs didn't seem to be that big.
>4 points in ether shock
>4 points in shackles
>0 points in hex
>vs. a weaver
Good job EGM
>>163448205
>Having to make a .webm to validate your 3.5k to the autists at /d2g/
I would tell ya to remember the teachings of Clan_iraq when dealing with Juice but you probably are too new to even know what i'm talking about
>>163448849
THICC
>>163448586
Lyralei, the Windranger's taunt. :)
>Just woke up
>They still haven't fixed the UI and moved the CS K/D/A or reverted the shop changes
HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME VOLVO
>Play 8 games today.
>8 of them has someone rage quitting.
What is wrong with DOTA 2
You know, 2016 is almost ended and we STILL don't have a timer that tells us when Chronosphere ends. When will these toxic legacy relics be fixed?
>>163449298
>>Just woke up
it's 7pm anon, don't you have a job or something?
>>163449484
it's 10am anon what are you talking about
>>163448967
DUDE LE CLAN_UNRANKED NORMAL SKILL MEMBUILD I. LE OLDFAG LMAO XDD
fuck off
>>163449532
Atleast your aren't aussie desu
>>163449532
it's 1:45pm anon what are you talking about
>>163449659
>>163449649
>>163449532
>>163449484
>>163449298
>tfw the time correcting anime girl is gone forever
>>163449728
Hope she got gassed with all the other weebs
>>163448849
who is she though
the llama girl?
Has there ever been more "support but I was carry all along" heroes in dota than now?
>>163447334
watch her scene with mike adriano, her pussy is fucking nasty
Does anyone <20 wanna play together
>pick doom
>lose
>>163450136
Rework when?
>higher skill floor heroes should not deserve to be rewarded higher than lower skill floor heroes
fucking leddit man.
>>163450126
are you pedo or something
>>163450272
t. tornado + emp retard that thinks he can play invoker
>>163450364
>tfw seeing all the Invokers die and lose because the hero doesn't play itself anymore and they can't cast 2 spells without being out of mana
Feels great man
>>163450272
the reward for being able to play complex heroes is having a diverse hero pool. the hero should'nt be any stronger or weaker than an easier hero. this is how games die.
>new patch adds skill for pugna with +castrange
>adds Aether lens on recommended list for Pugna
>combine and have 1620 range on his Ult
>mfw
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>163450534
what changed? im a casual only playing newbie heroes and just wanted to learn invoker and meepo
>>163450364
Im not even talking about invoker.
But Quas Wex vokers should die in flames I agree.
>>163450618
>>163448586
The best girl only even has 1 hat. Sadness
>>163450981
Beautiful
>>163450981
lotta pretty big nerfs here
I dunno if he's pickable anymore
Wex/Exort invoker still is a strong laner though
>last played dota a year ago
>was 4k mmr then
>start again in 7.00
>on a 10 game loss streak where i get legit fresh accounts doing provisionals, 2k mmr shitters and actual retards
glad to see that matchmaking has been fixed
You watching Dota's premier talk show?
>>163450272
>skill
>mobas
lmao
BB has a char that's literally Invoker if he had to build his spells while also doing tons of overly specific imputs to do stupidly broken combos.
She's an easy mode char
Moba's don't even exist in the same universe as skill.
>>163450618
Lots of shit.
Q W E no longer grant passive stats when leveled.
Invoke is on a 6 second cd at all ranks now, still 2 seconds with scepter.
Some mana cost increases along with the loss of passive int gain from leveling exort means shitter invokers run out of mana very, very fast.
Forge spirits only summons 1 spirit now, summoning 2 spirits is a talent which means that fucking incredibly stupid exort thing that noob invokers do is now not as dumb.
>>163450824
>quas wex die in a fire
You mispelled quas exort there, buddy.
Quas wex is literally the patrician way of playing Invoker. More control, more ability to escape, more speed, more damage when played right, more EVERYTHING. The only thing quas wex doesn't have is a high damage global sunstrike. All this greatness and it only requires 2 extra brain cells to and not to be completely dependent on the 2 spells that exort idiots spam: forge spirits and cold snap.
There is literally so much more shit you can do with quas wex that you can't with exort.
>>163424709
the one with blademail retard
>>163451260
This is the trash killing dota
There's a competitive game going on right now but because muh ecelebs aren't playing or casting it nobody cares
>>163451126
He's pickable if you fucking play him correctly aka quas/wex.
EMP has always been about its mana drain ability.
Both quas and exort instances were buffed, more important is quas as it has better lane sustain now, you can shrug off harass like someone with a ring of health with quas on.
This patch literally only nerfs the shitter exort invokers.
My only real complaint about it is that the talents are kind of bland. I would go +15 damage, +20% xp, +7 stats, +aoe deafening blast in most games. Having a giant ravage that disarms people is HUGE.
Can someone explain to me why it's ok for Dota to have "counter pick me or you might as well concede" heroes like Slark?
How hard could it be to just make a healthy game without the need for counter pick meta? God forbid fun was allowed.
whats that ONE TRICK that can make you good at dota? is it playing 8 games a day? watching pro replays or your own replays?
>>163451695
Because the game is balanced around competitive tier Captain's Mode.
>>163451695
>let's make differences null and void so all heroes can beat all other heroes
End your life
>>163451695
because the game isn't balanced on what a 1k player thinks its broken or hard to play vs
>tfw cant bet on dota anymore because drafts mean nothing and talents change everything
gay
>>163451749
the one where you mute your whole team and focus only on your own plays.
>>163451695
This >>163451762
Though I must say that Slark is indeed a nigger hero that only faggots pick, along with Monkey King. He REALLY needs to fucking be nerfed, personally I am in favor of letting true sight / dust / sentries see through his R. Or removing the heart of tarrasque tier fucking regen on his R when not seen. Or both.
When I see some faggot pick slark, there is nothing I like to do more than go Leshrac and aoe that faggot down and laugh at his stupid cloud.
>>163451749
Mastering the timers so you can hog the runes and play mid effectively.
>>163451608
quas wex is dogshit wtf
What are you going to do mid against an OD or an alch or w/e as q/w invoker?
>>163451749
Acknowledging where you fucked up and correcting your behavior in the future
>>163451695
That would take time and money anon, two things Valve certainly doesn't have an abundance of.
I mean seriously do you even hear yourself? You think Valve can just take some of the hundreds of millions of dollars Dota is worth and just HIRE PEOPLE to IMPROVE THE GAME? You think that's how it works, you just HIRE PEOPLE and they do work?
Get real anon, videogames aren't just something that can be "worked on" and "improved", how about you just buy the new Terrain and support the game hmmm?
>>163451923
>muting individually instead of muting all chat completely
At this rate, why even bother making familiars an ult? Why even bother making them permanent unit if they die when sneezed at without being in cloak range and no vision?
for what fucking reason you exist?
>>163451951
>there is nothing I like to do more than go Leshrac and aoe that faggot down and laugh at his stupid cloud.
How about when he comes out of stealth, pounces you and kills you in 3 hits?
>>163452054
implying I don't do both, to not see the enemy allchat, or my own teams voices.
>>163451974
You shit his ass out of the lane by not being complete garbage at last hitting, and abusing your incredibly high health regen to make effective harass trades, and stealing the runes with your superior movespeed so he can't recharge his bottle.
Alchemist...not much you can do after he hits 6. You can fucking dominate him before then because he's melee.
Sounds to me like you're just an idiot, or a shitter, or both.
who hoo
have you bought anything so far this winter sale anons
>>163452085
That's why I rush the shit out of a ghost scepter when I see slark or a hero like him, and don't let my stun get purged by his dark pact.
>>163452169
>Do this
>Still rage in chat to silence
This game has turned me so spiteful
>>163452236
why
ur mom already has a yearround sale
>>163452236
I wanted to charge 15 dollars to get myself Rise of The Rajas and some TF2 stuff, but Rise of The Rajas seems like it won't go on sale.
>>163452236
It's shit.
>buy item a second before i die
>it disappears from quick buy for a second, and then reappears
>have less gold
>happens every fucking game
ummm dotards?
>>163451348
Who are you talking about? Litchi?
>>163451923
>>163452054
>>163452169
>>163452304
>tfw you're so deep in the trench that most people don't even look at the chator minimapso most messages are either simple team work or "jajaja ptmr mierda :v"
feels good
>>163452304
I don't think spiteful is the word to describe it, its more that the game promotes passive-aggression, because the majority of players can't handle criticism even if its helpful, so you always have to hold back and tiptoe around your mentally retarded teammates in the hopes to not trigger them resulting in them chainfeeding themselves and couriers down mid.
It's definitely boosted my gameplay muting everyone though, because its one less thing I need to worry about and I can focus more on tilting the enemy.
>>163452072
>visage gets weird overbuffs and kneejerk nerfs
>arc warden dumpstered when he was already balanced
>naga shat on
>meepo nerfed of all things
>brood barely touched
reminder icefrog is a jew that doesn't understand or care about underplayed heroes, especially if they have "anti-fun" elements
>>163452786
>the majority of players can't handle criticism even if its helpful
As cliched as it is, I think this is part of the Call of Duty mentality. People think video games are necessarily mindless, but still want to win.
>>163453091
no, it's more to do with ego and its definitely more noticeable on US/SEA servers than anywhere else.
Jesus christ alliance get it together
What id Rubick could steal items spells?
>>163453226
That's part of what I mean, and it's the main reason people stay in shitter tier in the US even though they have decent mechanical skill. I wish I had better internet since the matches I tried in Europe were shockingly easy.
What could be done to Chen to improve him? He is currently the number one least picked hero in the game, worldwide, and has been for years.
>>163453593
Make him white
>>163448849
>>163449114
stop posting her
its starting to hurt
why are people in this thread whining about slark
>abysmal stat gain
>cant farm well
just ignore him and fucking base trade you idiots
>>163453792
She's lost weight since then anyway if you're a fattfag
>>163453848
>cant farm well
aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha 250mmr detected
>zyori is native
holy shit this explains the ball sniffing
@163453848
reminder that this is a non-bannable post despite being obvious bait
>>163453848
>>cant farm well
someone translate this
>>163453848
>slark
>cant farm well
>innate strong aoe with a short cooldown
>passive heart of tarrasque regen when not seen or in combat when traveling between camps
>slipperiest fucking hero in the game with self purge, leap, and invis
>cant farm
damn you're stupid.
>>163449956
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/53764543/
Can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong?
I've been stuck in low 5k for ages, I stopped blaming my team a while back but sometimes its impossible to carry
How do we stop degenerate midas users?
>>163453892
I'm a vaginafag
I'd fuck a three toothed crackwhore if her facial structure is nice
@163454216
again, a supposed non-bannable post
>>163454216
>He literally only plays slark
What a fucking nigger.
Danish stack = new C9 team.
where is the christmas posting anon
>>163454476
Confirmed?
Imperial were bitching the danes were poached by a bigger org and C9 would make sense
>>163454198
he really cant lol
We need a dedicated anti-carry hero desu
A hero whose ultimate disarms the enemy and fully takes their damage + attack speed for the duration.
>>163454560
You can see the moment where his heart breaks.
>>163454936
>Tusk and doom after the nerfs
>Zai hosting the True sight episode with mostly likely the whole of EG.
fuck yeah bros.
>>163454936
>tusk and doom ask icefrog where the buffs at
arteezy is cute.
cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>163455004
Haha, ecelebs!
>>163455004
i'm not your bro
>random anime avatar adds you because you have an anime avatar
>>163455262
you already have something in common, dont make it seem like you wouldnt spread your boipussy for him
>when your hard carry has less items and less gold on hand than you do as the hard support 40 minutes into the game
>>163454771
There are already heroes with strong, anti-carry capabilities.
Shadow Demon's Disruption & Demonic Purge, Razor's Static Link, and Dark Seer's Wall of Replica all make these heroes anti-carry.
Viper Strike also is an amazing ability for dealing with carries, but Viper himself is not really an anti-carry.
skywrath with aghs is just disgustingly strong.
cant see this not becoming meta with all the stalling tactics available.
the aghs literally autowins the second target.
even if you have one target, you just intentionally miss at a choke point and your opponent collects a double ulti to the face
>>163453848
>abysmal stat gain
You are a retard, you know that?
Essence shift is one of the most broken passives mid to late game and allows him to snowball out of control.
>cant farm well
I'm not even going to reply to this - you're a bonafide retard.
>>163455340
It amazes me that pub carries can't even manage hitting creeps sometimes
>>163455340
I like to pick """"""""""""""support""""""""""""" heroes, pick the +gold per minute talent, then go hard carry on them and make mr safelaner feel inadequate. Its hilarious to watch them sperg about it too.
>>163450981
Removal of attributes is only a nerf because his talents are garbage. Everyone lost attributes after all. He should have two very strong level 10 talents.
>>163456096
Why not just pick mid
>>163456282
No one lost attributes, they lost the ability to put leveling points into attributes. STR/AGI/INT still exist, as do their passive growths.
>>163456419
A. Its more fun this way.
B. I don't have to deal with some faggot pudge/OD/Storm Spirit in the early levels when I am weak.
C. No one expects it if you aren't mid.
D. It amuses me to watch baddie "carries" get their shit pushed in when no one is around to hold their fucking hands.
How do I make friends who can make Dota fun for me?
-Can't add randoms because they are afraid of me pulling down their Party MMR.
-Old Dota 2 mentors quit playing.
-Anyone I try to get into Dota 2 has no desire to learn and I can tell I'm just ruining their fun whenever I try to teach them anything.
What does it mean to be a good 5 position?
All other positions goals are apparent in what they should aim to do, and what they do. But what does a 5 do that makes it important, relevant, and strong?
>>163456672
>Tries to sound like hot shit.
>Pudge mid gives him trouble.
Is it that hard to buy a ward for yourself?
>>163456721
Unironically ask on reddit for stacks
>>163456752
the five should set the tempo of the game from min0, should be the captain and should recognize what the team needs to do to win
>>163453593
His talents just need a lot of tweaking and holy persuasion creeps should share his movespeed. He's one of the heroes that the talent system would be especially good at fixing. It also might be possible to improve the interface for controlling multiple units, but I don't what could be done there.
>>163456752
-Wards and regen items.
-Staying crystal clear the fuck out of the XP range of any team mate's creep kills.
-Not taking any farm at all, unless there's no possible way your team mate could come farm it.
-Even removing yourself from enemy kills XP range if you have the luxury.
Basically, you have to be the team's bitch, but only if they're good enough to capitalize on it.
>>163456752
Staying relevant for as long as possible. Also coordinating directionless pubs
>>163456721
post your steam
i will play with you...
>>163456875
Pudge is more annoying to deal with than anything. Not because of his hook, most pudges can't land a hook to save their life, but by the fact that they will walk past the creeps and rot/melee you, and you tend to have low health and armor at that stage of the game.
>Want to be a good support.
>Team picks 4 mobility heroes.
>Can't help anyone with fights because I can't fucking keep up with my brown boots.
Does this shit keep happening to anyone else? What the fuck do I do? Just stop picking support and give into the 5 carry trench life?
>>163457307
lmao fuck off gay ERPer
>>163457097
>trying to get people to be wardbitches
nah. don't listen to these fags.
>>163457307
Cool beans.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tekdrake/
>>163457392
Play your hero like a core then.
>>163457437
That's what position 5 does in an actual pro game whether you like it or not. Obviously not always the best course of action in the trenches. You'd just be walking away from farm your team mates are too fucking retarded to collect.
>>163457392
>>163457392
You quit being stupid, and take farm to get real boots, a blink and a force staff.
twitch tv/moonducktv/ShinyDonkeyWinWaker
d2g got completely BTFO by Slacks
i never felt so rekt through my entire life
>>163457392
Pick a support with mobility if you're lastpicking
Don't be a fucking martyr and get your tranqs/force/blink
>It's christmas.
>No cozy winter map, because we don't want to offend the Hues and BRs.
There's no war on Christmas my ass.
>>163457718
How about explaining it to the rest of us that didn't want to lose brain cells watching memecucktv?
>>163457493
Do you go on 8ch?
>>163457947
why would they be offended by christmas??
>>163457952
best 10 seconds of my life
>>163457952
he went "XD LMAO IM SO BAD AT THE GAME XD IM STUPID"
only a twelve year old would think this was funny or "rekt"
>>163457952
>add stunbar
>WAAAHH MUH SKILL CAP LITERALLY LOL
>change HUD
>WAAAHH I CANT SEE MY ITEMS AND HP GAME TOO HARD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Hands up if you don't care what fucking slacks thinks about anything
>>163458239
I think it should be the other way around
hands up if you DO care what slacks thinks, we need to root out these retards
Ilexa!https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa
>>163458316
Pretty easy, just look for the frogs and ebin crossboarder memes
>>163458051
>Why would poor third world people be offended by the splendorous bounty of the white man
>>163458053
>>163458070
>>163458090
Did he even mention /d2g/?
>>163458495
nope
>>163458051
Because it's summer there now.
>>163458015
Only forporn.
>>163458771
Think i saw you posting your profile in the steam threads on cuteboys
>>163458495
yes, indirectly
PSG HERE!!!
I have a bone tumor!
Remember to do something with your life, not just play video games all day! You can't go back!
>>163458332
>not having dire and midas under no
bad.
>>163457947
>Hues and BRs
*china
I fucking told you faggots last year that making the map pay2own4threemonths was a bad sign
now look, no american holidays are celebrated at all
BUT HEY DUDE
GET HYPED FOR SPRING
CHINESE NEWYEAR EVENT IS GOING TO BE BANGING
HAVEN'T MISSED ONE OF THOSE IN LIKE 4 YEARS NOW
>>163458897
Looks like chrstmas came early!
>>163458902
>Implying I don't want slow hand of midas torture
if your winrate is under 54%, don't even bother posting your opinions
>tfw you want to play ranked but you can only play ranked when your unranked losing streak ends
>>163458931
American holidays mean nothing though.
What's Halloween even about? What's thanks giving? What's the 4th of July? Literally what are those things? Nobody knows and the dotard playerbase can't care less
>>163459078
58% on mysmurfbut every game was played on very high skill
>>163458931
>The Fall Battlepass ends in January.
I think Valve are just plain, straight up retarded.
>>163459078
>I made a new account and enjoy stomping noobs
I wish smurfing could be punished by VAC bans.
>>163459178
You people need to be banned for life.
>>163458931
>CHINESE NEWYEAR EVENT IS GOING TO BE BANGING
>HAVEN'T MISSED ONE OF THOSE IN LIKE 4 YEARS NOW
I think its obvious at this point that Icefrog is chinese. He has to be. Pandering to chink community all the time n shit.
>>163459178
>>163459241
No smurfing, either.
>>163459326
Lying was one of mankind's earliest inventions
>>163459306
White people don't play dota
Chinks do
Who do you pander to...?
>>163459112
>to have a long wining streak on unranked
>play ranked
>lose
>>163458332
>rimjobs
Fucking disgusting.
>>163459123
Halloween is where children wear costumes as their favorite characters from films or scary things and you go trick or treating (door to door in your neighborhood) getting candy. As an adult you may go to costume parties and get fucked up, etc.
Thanksgiving has to do with Pilgrims and their roots, and is a celebration of all things worthy of giving thanks. The traditional meal includes things like candied yams, ham, stuffing, and most of all Turkey. It's a time to be with family and say "Thanks." About things you are thankful for.
July 4th, 1776 was the day the US declared its independence. It's typically celebrated with lots of fireworks and potential partying. Though fireworks are banned in some drier parts of the country so as to not start fires.
>>163459241
>You people need to be banned for life.
Expect Valve figured out some way to detect smurfs and my very first games were against people with 2k-5k games played so I didn't ruin shit. If you have problem with that then you should return to leddit.
>>163459306
Tens of millions of chinks play dota you wigger they play it more than cykas. Who else do you pander to? NA doter?
>>163459549
I bet you also believe that gorillion of chinks still play dota 1.
Icefrog should diversify his strategy and pander to slavs because they are actually capable of hosting good quality lan tournaments like epicenter.
I'm pressing watch episode 3 now but it does nothing.
Explain yourself, dotards.
>>163459840
The slavs don't have money though
>>163459370
I actuallyplay almost all of my games in private inhouses where the average MMR is significantly higher than mine and I use the experience from playing in these with a little bit of autism over my replays to stomp games
my top heroes are filled with 60-90% winrates and a few 30-40%s that I played a lot when I was super shit and new which lowers my winrate
Dotards?
>>163459961
must be a bug :^)
>>163459961
he cant read the patch notes werent translated to arabic
>>163459543
You still fucked up noobs at least for 20 games before detection kicked in.
does anybody have this image but with better quality?
>>163459961
Haha, what the fuck, did alliance really lose? I had to go out for a few hours
>>163460174
2 seconds on google image search
>>163459954
bigdaddy n0brain got carried to 3 wins. He's the European EE. And you're no different.
>>163459942
it comes out in three hours
>>163460156
No.
FIRST game was played on very high skill. I didn't play a single game of normal/high skill on that account.
>>163443947
The point is to delete heroes on the team fight, not right clicking a pig for 5 min so he can, almost, maybe with luck die
>very talented
>somehow can't win anything relevant
how is it even possible? even a hack like shitmail aka worst mid than EE managed to win something relevant?
>>163460419
http://www.esportsearnings.com/players
>>163460419
shitmail was carried by PPD's intelligence and mastermind prowess
cr1t is to intelligent to actually captain and draft games properly
fortunately the rest of EG also already found this out and is slowly transitioning Zai into the new captain and drafter position
>>163433252
>complaining about blink costing mana
Fuck you, stay away from my Dota dumb nigger
>>163460512
Honor>money
rtz has money coming out of his ears with those twitch streams but he can't win something relevant when even EE did.
>>163460512
>has no relevant lans to his name
>b-b-but he's won almost a mil in money!
>>163460556
>>163460419
I think theyre all very good and experienced players and can pull off not having a strong leader/dedicated drafter
>>163460631
>>163460616
its 100x better to win 100 2nd places than one first place
>>163460512
>top 100 page is dominated by dotards
We did it brehs!
>>163459961
He should complain about it on leddit. Im sure pro player feedback would be upvoted
>>163460706
Yeah that'll get you into the dota hall of fame for sure rofl
>>163460729
and your shitty little game is still less popular than league of legends and overwatch and hearthstone and pretty much every other good game there is lmao dofarts
UMMMM DOTARDS, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME LD MARRIED THAT QT ON THE RIGHT?????????????
LD got married to a qt
>>163460818
does the hall of fame have a prize pool?
re:163460829
I'd like to think this gets no replies but /d2g/ can't resist obvious shitty bait
>>163460875
>>163460886
>that
>qt
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2865067624
How did Radiant win? Does wombo combo account for alot more compared to carry potential?
>>163460829
Why do people watch hearthstone streams out of all things?
dumb /a/utist
>>163460886
>>163460875
>generic seamonkey shitskin brownie
low standards 2bh lads
>>163460829
s-stop
>>163460875
>>163460886
>race mixing
>>163460979
>47 minutes
>enigma
>how radiant win??? :^(
>>163460886
>LD has a qt gf
>Slacks has a qt gf
>Purge has a qt gf
>Blitz has a qt gf
>Even fucking JACKY MAO has a qt gf
why can't I get a qt gf /d2g/
>>163461126
Only Purge's gf is somewhat attractive out of all those, and blitz is single now
>>163460875
>>163460886
what the fuck is with dotards and Asian chicks?
pic related
loder and wukong
fit jew and evany
etc.
>>163460979
>that whole dire
What the fuck is this 1k shit?
>>163460706
Yeah sure but rtz CAME 3RD.
100 second places>100 third places
EE>rtc in success. But that's because EE has other qualities like scouting for new players to join the pro circle jerk. He brought in w33 to tier 1 dota and won a major for it. N0lans stuck with fly the Jew who did the same as EE and grabbed talented goyim cruising to multiple major wins.
>>163461126
>>Slacks has a qt gf
lol no
she's like 4/10 and im pretty sure he could get at least 7/10 with his """charisma"""
>>163461126
Hello :3
>>163461209
Azn is the only region where girls actually participate in gayming to a substantial enough degree.
>>163460979
>SEA
>normal skill
>50 minutes but zero farm team wide
>how did we lose ????
>>163461242
rtz has won more prize money than EE
>>163461226
Tales from LPQ really
I only ended up there because of volvo's client freezing and reconnecting required a reboot
>>163461386
But has he won a valve event?
No?
Lmao BTFO
>>163461209
When white girls are involved in videogames they're never single
>>163461428
That's because they fuck their way to the top and are loaded with baggage and STDs and tattoos like that whore you're posting.
>>163441215
I honestly don't see the problem.
As a player or spectator, farming creeps is fucking boring. Obviously team-fights and early ganks are more exciting. Granted some heroes just can't compete at all early game, and need some buffs.
How is it even casualising that you can't spend half the game grinding creeps?
>>163461421
dendi has won a TI
that doesn't mean he is more successful than rtz
>>163461546
you could set your watch by this shit it's so regular I swear
Can you purge off the Silence of MoM with Manta?
Is MoM + Manta the new hotness?
>>163461623
Dendi is considered a legend of dota
Arteezy is just a meme streamer with a rep for jumping teams in comparison
If all artour cared about was money he could just stream 8 hours a day and take FREE gold from retarded fanboys like you
>>163461783
dendi is a joke
Show me your Steam profile, dotardshttp://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/
>>163461823
in 2016 maybe
>>163443227
>coins in banjo-kazooie
Fucking retard
>tfw no True Conservative hero
quick Dotards should I get xcom2 or wait for a bigger sale?
>>163461839
ok
I am a simple individualhttp://steamcommunity.com/id/lawlessu/
reminder that PPD is the Dr.Robert Ford of Dota 2
>>163461878
forever mate
>>163462070
Smoll profile is cute. Cute!
>>163461839
Cant comment on your profile rip
Cute profile nate
>>163462119
>earnings
You know this doesn't prove anything right?
>>163444607
>Get Crit
>Go fishin
>Aghs is ok if you have no skill aiming his ult.
>>163462062
you should hit up the piratebay sale instead, 100% off every single player game
So what's the item build on Troll now?
>>163462248
ring of repick and buy urn of abandon for late game
>>163447085
>Not buying a shit ton of couriers and having them march a ring around your ancient.
Pleb.
matrix TA when
>>163447657
>his kit is so boring
Objectively and unequivocally false, faggot.
>tfw can't play ranked because only 7k behavior score
>>163447334
>Enchantress willingly chose to be a doe so she could get her sopping wet doe pussy pounded by big centaur cock
Hmmmmm
Does this make her a furry?
>>163462578
>tfw you actually sold all your immortals and started on a new account because your good boy score was so low
>>163457947
>implying we care about your fronzen piss
Lamo
>>163461823
nah
>>163451260
>Zyori
Literally, HOW does he still have a job!?
how is liquid so bad
>>163462969
hey!
The cancer that is killing dota
>jungle spawns nerfed
>kill aoe gold buffed
>kill exp buffed
>shrines that allow constant ganks
>towers falling too fast
>games snowballing to 20 min ends
>a single kill allows the enemy team to get tons of gold despite not farming any creeps all game
>carries carry against teams that run at them
>ganking playstyles trump all the others especially carrying and only memepushing comes second
>support pudges hooking heroes 3 times his networth and solo killing them
>brain dead heroes like slark, PA, huskar, sniper, drow and pudge are stronger than heroes that require skill to play such as visage and chen
>buying an early midas means you lose because the enemy team will snowball and roll you over and end the game by 20 minutes because you didn't buy instant memefighting items like drums or HOTD or sny or SHIT
>all carry players including rtz(lmao even this nigger) have been in pain since 6.81
>meme teamfights and run-at-face-as-five dota is constantly pushed as an agenda by that enslaved icefrog faggot so games are "entertaining"
FUCK THIS NO SKILL GAME FUCK IT.
AND FUCK VALVE DRONES
>>163462969
You can't guess who is behind it?
>>163463034
That's just not right
>>163463079
>REEEEE WHY CANT I AFK IN JUNGLE FOR 45 MINS AND THEN WIN THE GAME
play wow if u want to pve m8
450,427 557,528 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
446,875 846,228 Dota 2
>>163463450
what did he mean by this dotards
>>163463512
This patch killed Dota for good.
>>163453593
People keep playing him wrong, focusing on shit like creeps and auras. Max Penitence and Test of Faith or whatever his nuke is and farm heroes. Persuade the occasional seige creep, or worthwhile jungle creep that give bonus damage/health/or at least has a stun.
>>163453665
But then who will be CM's black bull?
>>163463512
All the chinks and seamonkies that make up 80% of the playerbase are in bed
>>163451129
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/230352267/matches
I've been having a lot of fun lad. 10 win streak as of 10 minutes ago. You're just shit atm, need to learn how to have an impact not on the game or yourself. But on your team so they can do well.
>>163463450
>Dota actually isn't number 1 anymore
holy shit
has this ever actually happened before
>>163463512
I don't know
How many heroes have "forces you to play a game you cannot win" as their strength?
>Picks you off if you're alone
>Massive AoE disruption during teamfights
>>163459123
I always thought Halloween was a british/european thing initially.
>Whenever monkey king is the game he loses
Uhhh.. Dotards???
>>163464213
Oh yeah? Well not in my games! He is too strong.
>>163463665
>dota
>not dead
WHat did you expect?
what degenerate mid should i spam gulag?
>>163461126
the only ones with someone cute gfs are ee and fly, but in a homely way as they're both pretty average
>>163466830
Qop, her bm + 70% spel life steal is no Fucking joke
>15:00
>Lion disconnected.
>Lion has abandoned.
>This game is not safe to leave, if you do, you'll be assessed with an abandon.
Why did I think reinstalling was a good idea? Why would I do something like this?
>>163463876
Tinker, Alchemist and Slark.
Not Riki.
Will I ever get out of the league of those fuckstais that report for not playing perfectly/as they think is best? Or is there no such thing as a league without them?
>>163470072
Slark gets fucked by people grouping up, what are you talking about.
>>163474031
No such thing, my dude.
You'll always be in some sort of trench.
The skill of the player might go up, but the attitude is pretty much the same in every bracket.
Toxic faggots are everywhere is what I'm trying to say.
>>163458939
:^) it's benign
>>163463876
Ursa
You literally have to babysit your carry or he'll fuck them up non-stop.