Guild Wars 2 General /gw2g/

>>163327593
woops thought that pic was a charr in my image folder

http://peterprime.deviantart.com/art/Fractal-Armor-Concept-652283747?ga_submit_new=10%253A1482243945

Discuss. What's the next best addition they can make for fractals? Fun fracs are one thing, but real rewards are equally important.

>>163327827
They need to up the difficulty of all old fractals to be more inline with new ones. If they can get bosses on the same level as Nightmare as well as giving them challenge modes I think there will be some interesting content for the upper end of players.

1st for fluffy cunny

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]

Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.

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>>163329107
Please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, there's just 2 guilds in the OP >>163327593

I will also repost it here.
>Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Vroris, Raid Time, Rijakk, or Peachy Panic.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

Is the the 4chan secret clubhouse?

literally no one cares about this shit thread, not even a shitpost to keep it bumped

>>163330459
good then dont bump it retard, a thread dieing in the first few posts is a much more powerful message than it dieing in mid way through

>>163330598
>a thread dieing in the first few posts is a much more powerful message
please reread what you wrote and cringe with me

When will florburz be officer?

I was cleaning up my bank salvaging all my old exotics and I ran into "Charged Quartz Orichalcum Amulet of the Hive", which I was curious as to why I had bothered keeping so before salvaging I looked up and apparently has an enrichment worth thousands of gold? I don't even remember getting this thing.

Is this really worth over a thousand gold? If so, will a black lion salvage kit be good enough to guarantee I get it out? And what's the likelihood that someone buys this thing if I put a sell order, or should I just do a buy order?

>>163330905
When he gets a personality.

>>163331992
don't bully my husbando

>vae was made officer when florburz has been asking for months
HOPE CLIQUE CONFIRMED

>>163331384
You might get undercut, so it helps to list it reasonably or wait for a high buy order.

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does anyone here like femcharrs...

>>163333693
>calcite shield

I can't fap to this

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>>163333693
yes

please, i need a femcharr wife

>>163331384
Gratz anon

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>>163331384
Good for you anon.

I didn't get a single expensive/prestigious thing in the whole game since release. Flushed down tons of weapons and I've got no precursors to show for it. Opened tons of black lion chests and always got junk, and of course no infusion this wintersday.

I know RNG is RNG, but I could really use a consolation prize.

>>163329868
yes

>>163329107
>>163329325
Why is the FUN invite list getting smaller?

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>>163335115
After playing my ass off in fractals and getting all of the infinite potions, this shit decides to drop yesterday. I mean it's cool that I got something actually rare as a drop, but couldn't it have been something a little more useful, or at least worth a lot on the trading post? This thing isn't even cool anymore now that everyone and their mom can just straight up buy it, what a load of shit.

>>163335831
Who needs to invite people when nobody wants to join to begin with after seeing this general, l m a o.

give me the femcharr guild

>BOMB ON ME BOMB ON ME BOMB ON ME
>MOVING LEFT MOVING LEFT MOVING LEFT
>STAB ON ME STAB ON ME
>PUSHING FORWARD PUSHING FORWARD PUSHING FORWARD
How is this not the most cancerous form of pvp right now in any MMO?

>>163336634
>best and most popular pvp mode
>forgotten and ignored for years
>pointless minigame
>muh esports, lets balance everything around it

>>163336938
this is something rednik would say

I'm going to fist Vuncia's cotton cunny

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>>163337568
Keep those fists to yourself.

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strong and independent femcharr

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>>163338504
go on

Good fucking lord, Platinum is horrible

musky vae after a long day of mini games

>>163333250
>Begging for position of authority

That's not how it works senpai.

beggin for femcharr cunny

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fuck man the best part of pvp is meeting funny boys

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>>163345698
we won btw

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>>163346670
tfw havin fun in pvp

im gonna start twitch streaming in the near future and see how it goes, if it's not laggy, i'm definitely gonna try an get a lil thing going. having ppl to chat with whilst pvp'ing would be dope. pvp is quite fun when you're anti salt!

i just did some maths and the rewards for pvp are truely insane, gonna farm it now for my nevermore

Akiva
Britta
Gisliana
Naandae
Siri
Syrila Pryde
Diaper-chan
Tinkmaster Trakk
Domenica
Valsi
Zapp
Krys
Enigmasloth
Rexxxie
Aliisael
Peit
Fellturtle
Borghertz
Hyroo Himolil
Meyer the Shark
Lyndis Manuo
Ivanna Hervey
Treasonerj
Nebilim
Bara
Keggin
Omni
Baest
Awena
Saeka
Tessia
Bubbin
KAG
Infra Blossom
Gaeruth
Lynchwood
Jognot
Estria Valentini
Nichiyobi
Master Ruseman
Vulfoilac
Helena Katamara
Viktori Justisvard
Madyson Ketrick
Shiggly Diggly
Vanli
Peachy Panic
Ancora Softbarb
Nil
Lydiao
Layaleth
Szalot
Peacemaker Teka
Mexay Retardus
Rezardi
Brickface
Broken Sanity
Aurae Lenis
Ellise
Linnes the Zookeeper
Nemi
Charty
Cassius Macedonius
Njall Eilert
Rosenni

>>163333250
I don't think florburz has ever seriously gone to ooth or raz, I just see him shitpost about it as if being officer is some meme

>>163347560
>90% nonames

>>163347560
>tfw not namedropped
this is HOPE 1.0 and 2

>>163347881
>nonames
This was before your time newfaggot

>>163347887
There you go

>>163347503
come do it with me

>>163347560
i was the first one that made the long list of names, fuck it was a dank post. good to see that some memer has returned it in even greater glory, much love.

>>163347950
>before your time
I'm here since 2012. Still nonames.
>b-but my circlejerk guild is important

>>163348260
>I'm here since 2012

So a no name calling other people no names? Got it. I'm glad a meme list doesn't affect you.
>>163347983
Ye I felt like doing a throwback

>>163348334
>I remember them, so their names mean something
k

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my skill rating in pvp is 1267 is that good or bad

>>163348476
I grabbed a random list from the archives. I don't even know who they are. You're looking way too into a shitpost lmao. Have a nice day anon.

Is HoT expected to go on sale around christmas?

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Help me, I need some good asura sliders. I want a cute rat waifu. Also rate.

>>163348601
>skill rating
>an anet algorithm
>skill
>meaning anything in gw2
Ooooohohoho~

>>163349894
Good Morning, Linkkle!

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>>163350003
TELL ME ANON
tell me right now...

>>163350148
lel get some skill nub

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>>163350274
pls dont q up you will hur tmy feelings

>>163349894
She looks like the kinda asura I wanna ram down my cock while using her ears as handlebars.

gots that dopey slut face

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]

Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.

>>163350516
what the fuck ahahahahaha such an epic fr*cken meme omfg

>>163350516
>no NA [FUN]

>>163350516
please see
>>163329325
>>163329325
>>163329325
and do not keep spamming this troll list, you are trying to mess with an already small community of players.

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fuck man pvp is great with friends when you're chillin and talking shit like it's the be all end all

>>163350516
hehe Cx i wanna join SS

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Still begging for some sliders. Teach me masters.

>>163352403
holy fuck i hate that ss guild and everyone of those persons named, could not think of more cancerous fucken names, i bet it was jug's doing, the cunt. I'm thinking about going to murrica and beatin the shit out of him desu, just need someone to dox the cunt.

>>163352043

That's hardly an endorsement though. Literally everything is fun when you've got friends with you.

>>163336634
It's like 40 man raiding but actually fun

>>163352658
Make your own.

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>>163352820
yes you're right - just having friends with you makes the silliness more fun. It's nice like that.

How much is the DLC/Expansion needed to do things now? Is the basic game still active and working well without the new classes?

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>>163352658
>>163349894

You could start by picking fewer terribly generic examples to draw from.

>>163353658
Elite specs have a significant power gap ahead of base specs.

it's possible to be good but you will always be behind in terms of damage etc

ez mode for full onahole slut

mouse face
tassi face

hard mode:

kappa face
shark face

please kill yourself mode:

all baby and exclusive faces

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>>163353482
pvp made me salty when i was stomping everyone in unranked and then got stomped by everyone in ranked
now it's not as fun any more

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>>163355029

>everyone forgets best face, named for best rat

>>163355029
>all exclusive faces
You haven't yet embraced smug.

>>163356043
Rooba belongs in hardmode

>>163356173
The elusive faces are the reason people think asura lovers are paedophiles

>>163356767
I wish I had the image on hand to prove otherwise.

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tfw no snek krait waifu

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how steamed are you?

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>>163353872
That's why I'm asking. I can't make an asura look good unless it's a cookie cutter generic mass production generic clone of a rat.

>>163357464
steamed like fluffy cunny

Licking Linkkle's tinkle.

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>>163359646
delet this

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Linkkle is my wife.

>>163360342
Can you post less ugly rats?

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>>163357971

It's you rat, anon. Make one that YOU think is cute. You have to waifu yourself before you can waifu others.

>>163359646
shut the fuck up oothier

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Does anyone here like charr?

>>163361538
Stop shitposting about my pirate waifu you dumb fuck boy

>>163362930
>you will never draw like blackchaos

>>163363071
how does it make you feel I urinated all over your waifu's face

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When the dab hits you.

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>>163362930
yes...

>>163363320
Thiccsi looks so pretty all dressed up!

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>>163362930
yes

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>>163363320
You can't even see her face dude. Here's a better picture. Don't mind the drunken haze or shit graphics.

>>163365541
Meant for >>163364245

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>>163365541

From left to right:
>most basic rat
>basic rat - variant B
>basic rat - variant B, pallete swap

I just got this game from the humble bundle and people have told me good things about the original, should I start playing this game? How does it compare to WoW?

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>>163367112
Don't talk to me or my progeny ever again.

>>163367539
>I just marathoned this game, did I like it?

Just play it if you already got it. Its combat system is light years ahead of wow with manual dodging, fields, finishers and how each weapon works differently, but you'll run out of content after a while.

>>163367539
gw1 is an actual game with well designed content and gameplay

gw2 is nothing more than a erp lobby simulator

>>163367539
Don't compare GW2 with GW1. They aren't even close. GW2 lacks in a lot of places that GW1 succeeds in.

It doesn't play like WoW and you will be able to notice this right away.


There's no sub fee so it wouldnt hurt to try. You can pick it up and leave whenever you feel like it.

>>163365541
I want to make an honest rat of Thiccsi.

>>163367737
Linkkle (Cool Edition)

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heh

Only fluffy cunny interests me

gw2g is funny today

gw2g is cunny everyday

Can you spectate PvP in GW2 like you could in
GW1? That was like my favorite part of the game was watching people way better than me have fun.

>>163363737
perfection...

>>163371116
pfahAHAHAHHAHAHA

I just want to raid one time just to see it, what class is easiest to just hop in and go for it? I don't want to be in charge of removing conditions or doing fancy timed stuff.

>>163373835
100 LI with full ascended gear are the minimum requirements to join a pug raid

>>163373991
Ok but what class is the easiest to play in a raid

>>163373835
you're an idiot

>>163374115
revenant

>>163374275
You're like a woman, chiming on in shit just to see your own words.

for the past 2 days it seems like i'm winning 90% of my matches. i've started to realize that paying attention to the map is more important than how you do in individual fights. carrying isn't about 2v1'ing people, it's about giving your team direction on what the next step should be

FEMCHARR CUNNY

>>163375509
???? help

>>163368754
I existed before Linkkle did, dummy.

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R8 my pvp build

http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/?vJAQNAneRnMdAVhg1dAmkCElilrA7d0maftIBgEQqTJH06qBA-TZRGABodCAA4JAgwhAg/yAgs/AA

With the might stacking from this build I often get 3000+ power during teamfights.

Been winning 65% of games with this so far.

Can it make legendary or do you pretty much have to use the meta? Because meta warrior is condi and condi is boring mindless spam. Much prefer builds that require some sense of timing.

Coming back after about a year gone. Which of the DN guilds are more active? Probably going to continue on my female human ele and male norn guardian and spruce up their backstories and characters a bit..

Also considering a charr, not sure what class or gender yet.

>>163377453
theres more than one DN? also you should probably join their discord and talk about your characters and stuff, everyone in this thread is really mean to ERPers

>>163377453
femcharr ele

>>163377453
There's only one darknest guild, though there are multiple ERP guilds.

>>163377512

For some reason I was under the impression there were two or three of them. I don't know why.

>>163377523

I have an ele though. I prefer her to remain human and I already have a backstory/character for her. If I make a char it'll probably be male and a melee-oriented class.

>>163377861

Ah thanks. Are any of them at least somewhat decent?

>>163377676
I will rape your femcharr in her sleep

>>163378356
Could be hot, hook me up man.

>>163378139
I'm in the Darknest guild. People seem friendly enough but I can't speak about the quality of RP yet.

I think there is a guild which is more chan-ish (Consensual Hand Holding?) too.

>>163376981
that's my advice, give your team direction. you have to know what to do though. drawing on the minimap is good when you don't have time to type

>>163379256
This information is too vague for me to work with. What do I need to know?

>>163375509

Giving direction does help but the sad truth is as much as I love my auramancer I need a half decent team in order to win on her.

That or a really good d/p daredevil or GS/mace zerker to just follow around and keep alive/create openings for.

so where is the femcharr-only guild?

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>>163380995
Do you want autism? That's how you get autism.

>>163381204
i'd gladly get autism if it meant being with the fluffiest cunnies

>>163375509
You can also just be engi and cover every base your team would need because scrapper is the best class

>>163348275

The grammar, lmao.

>>163377283

people don't pvp on gw2g

;_;


Which is odd considering PvP is pretty alive in GW2. 2 minute queue times are really good.

>>163382546
kill yourself dephoenix

>>163382546
pvp is the best part of gw2 right now.

>>163379910
play the game until you know

>>163375509
yeah i was able to do that in unranked, but in ranked the enemy suddenly seemed to pay more attention to where i was going and always were a step ahead ;_;

>>163382807

Action camera makes the gameplay more fun, but HoT added a lot of get out of jail free card type skills.

Member when avoiding a stun combo meant you had to actually know which animations to dodge/block instead of just have your trusty specialization stun break skill on a 10 second cooldown? I member.

>>163383303
So your advice is fucking pointless, gj. As if I couldn't have come to the conclusion that, if I know what needs to be done, telling my teammates what to do would most likely help. Real Einstein over here, bravo.

>>163384005
there's too many factors you need to be able to take into account. if you want to be able to carry a bad team, you're going to need to know more than i'm willing to write out

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How are you spending Christmas, gw2g?

>>163386184
spending money on people that dont fucking deserve it reeeee

Not playing gw2
Drawing nsfw femcharr

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>>163386303
>nsfw femcharr
>not mcharr

>>163386876
i dont like drawing dicks

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>>163386184

>>163386303
where can I see your art thanks

>tfw holding far 1v3 and enemy team has both other points because my team is doing the same thing and 3v1ing at home

>>163386303
post it please

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>>163388324
But they're so fun to draw. You're missing out.
>>163388581
iktf

>>163388581
>>163390427
>your charr will never have an ice cream party with vae and kala

>>163383931
Invulns and cc breaks are really only a problem on wars atm. Otherwise hot did a good job of adding cc counters to a game loaded with bullshit cc.

>>163391158
Maybe that drawfag anon can give you your fix.

how does a femcharr vagina feel like

>>163368205
lol

softly petting vaegina

>>163393862
like bags of sand

think i might share my pvp wisdom, little snippets in this general

this snippet is: play to win. this guy thought two dh's would blow us up at mid in the start so he wanted to forget mid and just do far and home, but that's a losing strat and i told him so. we played for mid and won. also if the only way you can possibly win is to have all 3 points, go for all 3 points

>>163393862
I was going to say "like a regular one, just more degenerate," but then you probably don't know how one of those feels either.

>>163397468
thanks for the blogpost, ill go upvote this on reddit

>>163397468
>forget mid and just do far and home, but that's a losing strat and i told him so


What? Sides games are actually viable especially if your team has better map presence and mobility and the enemy team has a better team fight composition than yours.

> also if the only way you can possibly win is to have all 3 points, go for all 3 points

Extremely unlikely. That's really only possible if you absolutely shit stomp the enemy team into the fucking shadow realm.


Maybe you should give better advice like timers on stillness and tranquility or the proper time or situation to kill beasts in forest or the lord in foefire and use of side objectives like the skyhammer or trebuchet in khylo?

>>163399049
no it's not, it's playing to lose

>>163355403
aw, at least you're a qt anon!

>>163399280
Explain your reasoning. You're pretty dumb and trash at pvp if you spend your time fighting in mid and the enemy has both side bases capped.

>>163399280
sides is better if they have that idiot ele who camps mid without moving

>>163397468
Spoken like a true Bronze.

>>163392074

Nah it's bullshit on Guardians, ele, and thief too.

Bandits defense is only 15 seconds. There is a reason platinum and above players are saying thief is currently OP in the hands of a skilled player. With Bandits+Unhindered Combatant, a good thief player cannot be caught.

Dragonhunters and eles have immunities that can be chained and last forever.

Scrapper hammer is pretty bullshit too. 4 second immunity every evade? K. Another 5 seconds every time you use your gyro, with no cooldown limit? K.

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>pvp discussion invariably turns into tryhard dickwaving
>it is literally the only discussion in the thread ever that isn't echochambering forced meme du jour

>>163400109
Fuck i'm in this thread
Am i a dumb asshole?

>>163399707
>>163399552
>>163399348
>60% winrate this season friends

>>163400315
You didn't actually explain why camping mid is better.

Now I know you're just shitposting.

>>163400497
b-b-but you just arent taking everything into a-a-acccount, why should I type out everything for you t-to u-u-u-understand ?-?-???

>>163400315
that doesnt make your statement correct

>>163400315
>I'm right 60% of the time

>>163388581
kala ;)

>>163400565
That's not an argument lol.

>>163400565
cringe

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Post your league thingies

Guys

Guys

What if

You play sides when your team has better mobility

And you play home / mid when the opposite is true.

i ERP with rikki when i lose matches in pvp, AMA

>>163401932
How about
we dont play sides until we lose mid because you can outskill your opponent because they're trash and you know it.

>>163401932
>>163402296
Mid isn't always a priority.

There's 3 points for a reason.

Post your fucken legendary thingies and stop shitposting about mid or sides you fucking retards.

>>163401950
does he make fun of you for losing during it

>>163402464
that's why you break away during mid fight instead of all dying on the point.

Is the elementalist class weak in pvp or do I just suck ass?

>>163402881
yes, i get rougher when that happens

>>163403502
What build were you running?

>>163403840
dude idk im super new

>>163403946
metabattle.com
use it my man, shows the strongest builds for all modes and all classes
dont forget to whisper me so you can be my waifu

>tfw too intelligent to play pvp

So did you get any infusions from your wintersday gifts anon?

I know you didn't.

>>163404638
you must be too intelligent to have friends too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJr226idrFg

>>163403502

Probably the latter.

Ele is probably the hardest class to master. You have to effectively know what 20 skills do at any given time, their cooldowns, and the proper moment to use them. Any retard can pick up GS/mace zerker and start doing really well after 5 matches but it'll take a competent person like 30+ matches before they have even the slightest clue what they're doing as s/f fresh air.

It also doesn't help that ele really only has two viable pvp builds.

D/f (though staff works if you're really good at predicting enemy behavior)auramancer which is a support build and the aforementioned s/f fresh air.

>>163400801
>>163400726
>>163400565
>>163400497
sorry and your win rate is?

SORRY WHAT IS YOUR ERP RATE? THOUGHT SO

>>163407134
0/2

i'll get vuncia someday.

>>163407134
pretty damn high

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>>163407305
Are you sure you want that?

>>163407493

>>163363215

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>>163407493
>when vuncia surprises you from behind and whispers "hail flame legion" in your ear

>>163377283

Greatsword warrior is only easy mode against bad bronzie players who stand there while you shit on them.

The only real ezmode that stays ezmode up to platinum is Dragontrapper.

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>>163408180
How did you know?

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>tfw too intelligent to play rats

>tfw too cool to erp

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>>163407134
Not high enough, I really need to knuckle down and grind out my erps

>>163410135
cringe

>>163410135
you shouldn't tell others your goals, it kills all your inhibitions of doing them, unless thats your plan

>>163410514
stop that you erp elitist

>>163410679
that doesnt have to do with erp, thats just good advice in general

>>163403502
yes

>>163370189

hehe hehehehheheheh

>>163404638

This is what stupid people who think they are smart actually believe.

>>163412535
>taking the b8
>being this ir8

I rate this 5/7 out of 8

>tfw people think they're good because they can memorize some mobs attack patterns
lmao pve

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>>163413335

Are minion masters still terrible or are they actual good now?
Or should I just play a ranger if I want a semi-afk class

>tfw people think they're good because they can achieve success in the competitive mode of a dress up doll game

i'm literally lmao'ing @ you are life

>>163413771
autism

>tfw hope still can't post a good toon that isn't vae

>>163414183
does florburz count as a toon that's vae

>>163413771
>necro

Literally the meta of scrubs. Enjoy taking forever to kill anything.

>tfw people think they're good because they can jump fast in a competitive jumping game

lmao

>tfw people think they're good because they are privileged cisgender scum in a competitive fabulousness game

>>163414747
>tfw florburz thinks he can be officer when vae exists
lmao tbqh

@Anonymous you're retarded

I am the fluffy cunny

>>163415341
then be my wife

>>163415421
>getting married to a cunt
o.k.

>>163415470
so just like rl?

femcharr wife anon secretly wants to be the femcharr wife

Do I farm the jp and open gifts or somehow farm the gold for a shiny infusion?

>>163413771

>fail something = kick

What a worthless mentality.

>>163419174
>i dont want to git gud: the post

>>163420183
you're not even gud lmao
people who say 'git gud' are always bad

fluffy cunny
cunny fluffy

>>163420183
>>163420380
The sad thing is neither of you have porbably never played an MMO that took skill.

>>163420861

That's because one has never existed.

>>163421175
Spoken like a true underage.

>>163420183

It's a shitty mentality that only causes detrimental effects for everyone involved. Everyone makes mistakes, wether it's professionals or amateurs. The only time a person should be kicked from a group is if that person is being a faggot or is trolling.

>>163421671
>is if that person is being a faggot or is trolling.
i.e. not listening and not willing to learn

How do you guys not lose your minds when playing this game? Honest question.

>>163422119
kicked

>>163421364

Please give examples then. Because the only MMO that has come even remotely close to requiring skill in PvP is DaoC.

>>163422481
?

Does anyone here play femnorn?

>>163426016
yes

>>163426650
Is it ok to be max height big girl? How will I manage to do the jumping puzzles?

>>163426852
I wouldn't pick the tallest, you will run in slow motion. Average or slightly above average should be okay.

jp's are no longer an issue thanks to first person camera

>retaliation on the AI totally obliterates players
>retaliation on players does nothing to the AI
???????

>>163426964
Both retaliation and confusion on AI are completely overturned when compared to the player versions.

Retaliation may have not been that bad if all professions actually had boonstrip. As it is now, barely any mobs have retal because it's overtuned. Oddly enough, the mobs that do have it have permanent retal, which makes it even more broken.

>>163400109
gw2 pvp is a mess of imbalanced bloat of course it gets very abrasive very quickly. people complain about what would happen if the game were more homogenized, but honestly when a player loses because they didn't bring the button that would have won them the game (something as generic as a cleanse or an extra stunbreak), it's very obvious that this game wasn't designed with keen, on the fly player decision making in mind.

>>163426964
Retal is one of the boons that shouldn't have existed in in the first place.

>>163426964
AI has slow attacks -> retal and confusion do shit.
Players try to hit as many things as possible as quickly as possible -> retal and confusion reks you.

How to improve in pvp? Seriously. All I counter is people who are so much better that there is no chance in learning anything.
Playing necro is ass, I stopped and switched to that Warrior Mace+Shield / Bow combination.

All you encounter is thiefs who gank or dragonhunter trappers. Lost 7 games in a row and dropped to bronze. This league is absolutely no fun at all. I didn't expect to do well or to get into gold, but getting utterly destroyed is no fun. Matchmaking is fucking balls.

>>163432021
Make a thief or dragonhunter, meta is meta

I'm going to munch squatfu's flappy flaps

>>163432604
Will they change the dragonhunter menace soon? To be honest, it's getting out of hands..

I'm going to make squatfu squat

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>>163432952
I'd like to see you try

>>163433063
I'm going to squat on you then

>>163432021
Get meta. I swapped to elementalist d/f and I just get to be a complete idiot and get rewarded for it now. I'm stunned.

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>>163433236

All I want for Christmas is (You).

I am the one who squats.

*squats furiously*

2squat2furious

booping squatfu after a furious squatting session

making love to vuncia and that's it

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>rats

Forcing memes because you have nothing to talk about or contribute to the thread but have to keep it bumped because it's just the equivalent of having a TV on as background noise at this point

Is the jp the best way to farm this shit holiday?

femcharr trimming her pubes

>>163441860
Depends how good at jumping you are. If you basically never fail then it's a good source of gifts.


The bell choir is better for scrubs who suck at jumping like me.

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femcharr pleasuring herself with a barbed dildo

sitting on richards lap as he shitposts on gw2g

>>163441860
Best fun:reward ratio

>>163442718

If you suck at jumping, get better at jumping. You wont improve at all if you dont work at it. 10 boxes for about a minute's worth of hitting space and wiggling your mouse is the best ROI you're going to get.

>>163443326
https://static1.e621.net/data/7e/74/7e74c5411a22b807018c73a4da53fcb2.jpg

Bored with WoW and coming back to GW2 after having not played since like 2 months after launch.

Really enjoying the game a lot more than I did back then, and I already bought HoT which means I'll probably stick with it at least for a few months. I have a few friends to do pve and pvp with, but how do I get into RP?

I'm not on TC but it wouldn't be an issue to guest there wherever I want I suppose, problem is how do you determine who is an RP'er? WoW's RP addons have really spoiled me on that and learning about other people's characters, so I feel as if I'll be handicapped without that.

Are there any specific RP hotspots I can go to/websites I can look at/guilds I can join to find RP is what I'm asking I guess.

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does anyone here like vuncia?

>>163447347
RPers usually hang out in Divinity's Reach. Uninstanced Salma District and the tavern in Ossan Quarter. You also might join an RP guild

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>>163447592
I want to rub her fluffy cheeks

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does anyone here like vuncia's fluffy cunny.....

>>163447743

Thanks, but you can explain what uninstanced means? I found some video on youtube about jumping your way into there, but I'm not sure if that's what you're talking about.

Also does the RP being limited to DR mean it's primarily human-centric RP? Or is it like Stormwind where it's just the general place that every race RP's at. I do want to RP on my human ele, but doing some charr RP would be neat too.

Are you all opening the winter gifts or selling them?
The price of the Halloween lootbags crashed and burned.

receiving humjob from vae

>>163444025
I don't want to improve. I'll play the bell choir because it's really fun!

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one last look at my only charr before he's deleted forever :'(

>>163448294

If you go to the door that asks if you want to enter the salma district (home), you're entering a private instance of that area, not the actual public map. It exists just for you and whoever you happen to be partied with, if they enter too. Same as when you enter a storyline mission.

Uninstanced salma just refers to that same section of the city, just on the public map. Anyone can go there and do whatever, so long as you can hop the wall surrounding it.

>>163448741
Do we finally get to see what the asura's running the charr suit look like?

>>163448294
>Also does the RP being limited to DR etc

The latter. You'll also find some charr RP in the black citadel, but that's mostly full of degenerate furries.

And I dont mean that in the way that all furries are degenerates, I mean the degenerates who are to degenerates what degenerates are to normal people.

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>>163449043
I'll show you in a minute when I finish making her :)

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Push it to the limit.

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>>163448035
>tfw you see Vuncia's fluffy cunny

>>163450181
where can i see it

>>163450469
https://static1.e621.net/data/32/d2/32d221723331fb7610e79831bcf06fa0.jpg

>>163450606
cringe, furries should kill themeslves

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>>163449043
It was me the whole time! I had all of you fooled!

Say hello to Assaulter Peppa!

>>163451446
>the most generic rat ever

>>163451442
suck my barbed meat senpai

>tfw had a dream where i was in a dungeon crawler and got separated from the main group
>holy knight wielding a two handed hammer
>find another holy knight waifu wielding a two handed hammer
>we stay close and help each other out
>she hands me a wedding ring once we're out and tells me that she's on a mission to save her family and would heavily appreciate my help
>get a vision of a muscular devil centaur with hitler's face slaughtering a village
>have to find my party, can't leave them behind to die
>the wedding ring teleports me to her instantly, giving me the opportunity to do so
srsly why can FFXIV have a magical wedding ring that teleports you to your waifu but GW2 can't? we have teleports to friend ffs

>>163452332
>ffxiv has weddings that can be reserved in a timeslot
>fully instanced ceremony with cutscenes, can sit down with emotes on the benches

>gw2 has a wedding altar in a random spot
>no actual use for it
?????

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>>163400109

>>163451569
>>163451446

Would need basic bitch hair for most generic asura ever though.

That said, those sliders bring this heavily into the uncanny valley. It looks more like an asura mannequin than an asura.

>tfw no hyper futaKala wife

>>163452332

>hitler
>devil

This is where your dream went wrong.

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>>163453345
she looks better in motion

>>163451446
>>163453567
You forgot your wig!

Bookahs might find out our secret!

>>163453567
is this a jojo reference?

>>163453567
Still basic. >>163453345 Sums it up perfectly.

I crave the fluffy cunny. Is it so delicious...

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>>163454356
no, but this might be
>>163454441
that says I don't look basic though

what's the average gold you get for salvaging ascended weapons?

>>163454645
2

Synthetic Follicle Technician Wiggsi

Reinforced Industrial Strength Fluffy Cunny

>>163454575
He said you are just a hair style away from being the most basic rat ever.

>>163455619
no he said I'm a basic hairstyle away from being the most generic rat ever you friggin dunk

>>163455770
>rikki is retarded

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For anyone wondering.

You can infact slot and add infusions to the pvp ascended weapons and armor.

>>163455770
thicc and calsi want to fuck you

>>163455770

>>163453345 here, a basic hairstyle is a hairstyle. If you're a basic hairstyle away, you're a hairstyle away. That's like, math or something.

If you'd like a more in-depth analysis:

You have max-slidered basic floozy rat ears and mouseface. Apart from going bald and to a very, very lesser extent the coloring/pattern, you went easy mode.

Your sliders are also weird. It's like you went "okay this looks like a decent face" and then went and adjusted every single slider until it looked just this side of offputting.

>>163457109
that's where you're wrong.
My ears aren't maxed!

>>163457109
this anon gets it

fluffy cunny anyone ?

reading this thread is like reading the graffiti in a toilet stall

>>163457673
Yeah, most of it is written by the same person too.

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This is the bunnysura NPC that I based her off of