/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

First for waifus

Let's just forget about last thread.
Please.

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FUCK LIBERALS

GAS HIPPIE SHITTERS

CODE WAR NOW

Good thread, OP.
>>163319689
Why do people write TG? Is it out of spite or just too lazy to add slashes?
Also, you do realize that most people don't even use the thread/forum/github, right? They'll play whatever shit you throw at them, see /tg/ post goofchem.

>>163320091
Because they're not affiliated with /tg/ anymore

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>>163319792
>tfw you recognize the AI and borgs as non-shitters and change their laws
>tfw hearing the lamentations and deathgasps of criminal scum
>tfw all the bitch nigga tears of ADHD kiddos crying for a shuttle cause they didn't roll antag
>tfw round's at 3.5 hours and admins still haven't wrested the station from your iron fist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYw_zamFGf0

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>>163320149
But TG is meaningless. They're not about Traditional Games either. This just triggers my autism.

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>>163320091
They splot from /tg/ ages ago

>>163320020
WE'LL BUILD A WALL AT ARRIVALS WITH THEIR CORPSES!

>>163320226
Because that's what they fucking are. They themselves made that distinction because they are no longer associated with /vg/ but are still the same, evolved, casualised server that used to be /tg/ before they were invaded by casual shitters that didn't even go to 4chan

kinda like our server huh? Say hello to VG you fucking faggots, you all asked for this.

>>163320287
Didn't get enough replies the first time, eh William?

>>163320287
we need to remove progress bars. we need to stop this, it's the only way.

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Role themes, go.

Greytide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8hrKmTRes0

>literally every limb and organ is set as cyborg

EMP me i fucking dare you

>>163320440
>we need to stop this

See, this is the problem. We can't stop ANYTHING. We need to CHANGE IT. You're right in that the only way forward is to remove progress bars and other similar casual additions, but you can't think like this. This is a revolution, a MOVEMENT, we're going to change things not stop them.

>>163320440
>>163320347
The problem lies deeper than code, Goof and other person. The problem lies in people, the problem is the playerbase. You could put the entire server on modern Baycode, or shitty TGcode, or even Gooncode, and it'd still have the problems it has today.
To act as though there is a solution past mass bannings, a year of krampus, is foolish. Nothing can solve this problem past excising the cancer directly.

Krampus when.

>>163320287
I kept fucking trying but the admins didn't care about the circlejerk. They didn't care when it wormed into the adminship. They let the discord continue and joined the cancer. They lifted the blatant discord metagame bans repeatedly. Even cars has gotten away with metagaming what, 4 times now? If the people who are supposed to enforce the rules don't the degeneracy sets in and kills the place. We're nearing the same tumbling down points that killed Velyks and Nexis servers.

How much milk would have to be in a cryo beaker to actually mend bones? Is 5u enough?

>>163320657
>Even cars has gotten away with metagaming what, 4 times now?
It was ONLY 3, dumbfuck.

>Nick "shardman" Weller loves vox now
What went wrong?
>inb4 lewd

>>163320593
Krampus

WHEN
H
E
N

>>163320657
Perhaps if we made a thread on the forums, we could truly start something. Maybe Pain will care, maybe we'll get Krampus back, maybe he'll see the light and set out on the warpath.
The problem is, who wants to potentially sign their name onto their own death warrant? Who wants to be the first to speak up, the man to get the snowball rolling?

>>163320226
Just tee gee yourself

>>163320675
Punch a monkey and give it a milk pill. Protip, far more than you'll ever benefit from adding. Justgive them some pills and out the door instead of using it as a majick heel tuba

>>163320705
Wow well forgive me, I guess it was only 3 zero tolerance permaban offenses.

>>163320734
stop shilling yourself Nick

>>163320734
Nick is a faggot, who cares

OK, hold on, I need to know.
Everyone here is just getting a shitposting rush like me, right?
Nobody's actually serious, right?

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>>163320810
What did he mean by this?

Hi guys please notice me

>>163320983
I'm perfectly serious. A year of Krampus is exactly the chemo this server needs.
Fuck up, get fucked. Excising the cancer, forcefully, will make /vg/ great again.

>>163320983
half of it's serious.

the only way to get anything real done is to sh*tpost.

we really do need to remove progressbars. People will bitch and moan and complain in the first week, and then after that nobody will care. 99.9% of people won't do anything about it. That's what people don't understand, the community doesn't want these things, it just puts up with them. The one who REALLY decides whether or not we get shitty changes like these, is the ETERNAL CODER.

>>163321135
>it's another retard who thinks the code is the problem
It's not the code that's the problem. The code doesn't matter in the end, what matters is the players. The players make the server, not the code. You could have /vg/ with TGcode, you could have it with Gooncode, you could have it with modern baycode, what matters is the players.
Code is irrelevant.

>>163321135
>the only way to get anything real done is to sh*tpost.
oh yeah!
just like we got carshalash banned!
and destroyed the discord!
and made sure attack animations never get added!

who the fuck cares about progress bars??
jesus find better things to bitch about

>>163321250
The code is where the battle is fought. take back the code, take back the server.

>>163321261
fair enough

REMINDER THAT PAIN ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THE FORUMS
REMINDER THAT PAIN WILL PROBABLY BE OVERJOYED TO SEE AN HONEST-TO-GOD REQUEST FOR MORE KRAMPUS ON THE FORUMS
REMINDER THAT THE FORUMS ARE YOUR FRIEND AND YOUR WEAPON AGAINST THE ONCOMING STORM OF HIPPIE, TG, AND METACLUB MEMBERS

>>163321414
>The code is where the battle is fought
no, it's fought here
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>Returning to this thread after a long time

What the fuck is all of this? Is Hippie invading our server or some shit? Did I miss drama?

>>163321480
The same as always.

>>163321480
Someone mentioned the words "attack" and "animations" in the same sentence, so as per tradition, everyone gathered 'round to shitpost as hard as they could.

>>163321278
t. G**fball

>>163321480
We're getting a shitload of changes we don't want and never wanted because of casuals and literal foreign invaders. We're trying to build the wall and make /vg/ great again, but the serverliberals keep bringing in refugees to vote for them.

>>163321480
>>163321547
Can one of you explain the WilliamWallace meme

>>163321414
>code is where the battle is fought
It isn't though. The root of the problem is in players, not code. What about that do you not get? You can have perfect, pure /vg/code untouched by TG hands, but if there's still TG players, if there's still Hippie immigrants, the problem remains.
You fight with ban requests and Krampusings, not throwing shitfits over code.

bans when

>>163321616
>Changes

such as what?

>>163321480
Iamgoodball is shilling and shitposting again on top of more permabanned shitter refugees want to turn vg into the garbage dump they fled

>>163321616
>We're getting a shitload of changes
Like what, Wally?

>>163321652
I don't know, it was around gimmick I wasn't on and the faggot decided to namefag. Some people thought it'd be funny to join. Either that or he's an extremely agile shitposter.

>>163321780
Trying to ram in attack animations is the largest offense of late.

>>163321863
And what else?
Which other changes?

>>163321946
Progress bars. This must be reverted. It was just the beginning. You could probably look further back too, but progressbars is where it really started.

>>163322071
whats wrong with progress bars

>>163322071
But Walter, progress bars happened ages ago. That's not "of late".

>>163322126
You're talking with multiple people dumbass. Also, he said that ramming in attack animations was the largest of late. Can you read?

>tfw you actually want to make a forum post requesting harsher bans for anyone who fucks up for a while
>tfw you don't want to sign your name onto something that's essentially a big fat 'metagrudge me sawbones' sign

someone with thicker skin should help the cause and make a thread

>>163320807
I don't think they can retaliate in that scenario, because if they do ban or otherwise punish the poster the rest of the players riot.

>>163322203
Yes, "we're getting" implies some sort of recency or ongoing progress. I'm yet to hear one recent example besides attack animations, which we didn't even get.

>>163322117
Nothing inherently but they open us up to more changes that are worse, like attack animations and table climbing. They need to be reverted to prove a point, that we aren't going to sit down and take it in the ass while the eternal coder and his hippie goyim do whatever they like with our server.

>>163322262
Dump your proof here anonymously or make a new account on the forum and make a thread there.

>>163322314
But we did get attack animations dumbass.

>>163322318
Do you have a single proofs of any coder wanting table climbing?

>>163322357
>proof anonymously
but it's not a matter of proof, it's a matter of using the forums to show the few good 'mins left that we're serious about the TG/hippie problem, and using the thread for that kinda defeats the entire purpose since even the good admins don't listen to the thread for anything

>new account
I don't think sockpuppeting would go over very well since I already have an account which is probably tied to my IP.

>>163322314
But we did get them and it took coderbus to rip it right back out.

>>163322262
I have literally no problem painting a target on my back. PM me on the forums. My username is DeadPoolJ.

>>163322454
please provide me with the evidence they don't

they post in the thread and shill their changes before they hamfist them in even though nobody wants it

it happened to TG, it's happening here, and we're going to turn into VG unless we revert progress bars

>>163322421
The server didn't even have time to compile between rounds, so we never had attack animations in the server, not even for one second. On top of being pedantic as fuck you're not even TECHNICALLY correct, Wendy.

>>163322318
>reverting changes no one really has an issue with

changes for quality of life and clarity are nice things.

>>163322532
>deadpool
>known metaclub member and carshalash sympathizer
>ever volunteering for bus-throwing duty

i highly doubt that

>>163322262
You don't have to use your actual ckey. Or better yet, name yourself TheRealYahirbones. Worst case you can jsut PM to pain to confirm if he really gives a shit to bypass the metagrudge bait.

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>mfw I use the clown PDA to slip a security officer trying to arrest me then take his taser, shoot him with it, and run off

>>163322614
Bitch I've painted targets on my back for a long time now. You want proof it's me?

>>163322602
not if they fuck the server, chump.

>>163322262
PM me on the forums.
t. Foster

>>163322673
yeah sure, i just doubt you'd actually give a fuck about getting rid of the discord metaclub and banning the hippie/TG fagwads

>>163321652
>>163321818
just an autist namefag, he'll get bored in 2 days

>>163322492
As long as you didn't post in it with your other i'd imagine you'd be fine.

>>163322657
Was it another sawboner episode?

>>163322602
>clarity
It's pathetic and disgusting.

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>>163322657
>Clown
>Shooting a gun

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To be fair, what we need more than attack animations are farting animations.

>>163322683
what changes have fucked the server

i havent played in recent months but everything seemed pretty ok earlier this year

>>163322774
Progress bars. the purge.

>>163322774
Nothing.
They can't even name one example.

>>163322773
poo when?

Farting while in a shower should give you some tox damage

>>163322915
PROGRESS.

BARS.

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>>163322756
I really don't care what you gotta say, but don't be afraid to say it.

>>163322835
the purge really shouldnt be allowed to exist but theres nothing wrong with progress bars

>>163322963
But why?

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>>163322562
>please prove a negative

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>>163322770
>Be clown
>Sec trying to grab me and for once I can't think of a reason why
>Keep slipping and firing their gun until it explodes
>mfw they're just running around with a stun baton cause they used up all the tasers in sec

>>163322773
>Not sex animations linked to quicktime events
Get on my level

>>163322915
Lessee, there's The Purge that fucked us, TWICE, Intigracy's insistency on adding TG dogshit like attack animations, Youtube videos, etc etc so on and so forth.

>>163322835
>>163322970
Literally 99% of the server has progress bars enabled.

I bet even you do.

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>>163323069
>sex animations

>>163322970
Oh yeah, turn on progress bars all of a sudden
The thing that was merged months ago with no complaints and everyone has turned on (including you, the person reading this right now)
Way to stick it up to the mean, evil controlling coderbus, this will make sure we never get attack animations!

>>163323043
Have you never farted in the shower? It hurts

>>163323093
>Tippo felangus killed the server

You're memeing right?

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>can no longer fart in roundstart

>>163323014
Yes there is, for the same reason that homosexual marriage never should have been allowed. It is a LITERAL slippery slope and sets the precedent that hippie faggots can do whatever they like and add worse changes and draw more hippie faggots to the server.

Progress bars HAVE to be removed, or we're going to get attack animations. and after that, who knows?

>>163323118
because nobody is going to bother turning them off. it's killing us slowly, and most of us won't even wake up and smell it.

>>163323069
scrubs was such a good show
>that episode where he treats a girl and she dies, donating her organs to Cox's patients
>then it turns out she didn't kill herself, but died of some rabid disease and Cox ends up losing all his patients

>>163323217
>he can't even lie and say he has them disabled
aahahaaaahahahahah

>>163323213
THE

ETERNAL

CODER

>>163323283
>proving his point

progress bars are a cancer that nobody can escape from.

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>>163323217
ok now this is just bait friend

you had me for a moment

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>>163323126
For 4.99 each you can whitelist an exotic race and for 0.99 each you can unlock restricted sex toys, better clothing, more exotic positions, wider body parameters, in-view voice chatting, additional erotic emotes, audio emotes. People aren't donating enough to sustain the server so changes are coming.

>>163323217
>m-muh slippery slope
In that case, it's a slippery slope from electing a republican like trump to having a Fascist government where you cannot speak out against the government for fear of being hanged.

>>163323348
>are a cancer that nobody can escape from
Except by, you know, toggling them off in their preferences.

>>163323258
The montage in the what was gonna be the last episode actually had me in tears when it aired

hey guys remember when a few months ago we were getting at max 30 people on weekdays and 50-60 people on weekends? and how now we're getting 50-60 people on weekdays? yeah we aren't being invaded or anything guys just put in attack animations cmon you know you want to so do the other 30 guys that came from hippie when our server was advertised on reddit and on youtube cmon

>>163323213
People can no longer fart on ghosts, it's bullshit and I want to know who "fixed" it.

>>163323348
>this change is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad
>it's so bad, i don't even feel like turning it off! that's how bad it is!

>>163323447
>implying it isn't
Trump is the beginning of the end of the US.

>>163323447
>not even being able to tell the difference between a real slippery slope, the slippery slope fallacy, and made up bullshit

come on lad you have to try harder than that

>>163323468
I'm still feeling the effects. People are stilling arguing that they're a good thing even though they're leading to attack animations and table climbing.

>>163323484
>we were getting at max 30 people on weekdays
no we weren't
>now we're getting 50-60 people on weekdays?
no we aren't

>>163323484
We've been advertised on youtube and /v/ recently, also reddit kinda (thanks pjb). We'll be back to normal soon enough now stop trying to cause drama holy shit

>>163323506
see
>>163323604
I don't know how many times I have to explain this

don't worry, I'll be here in 2 months to explain it to you again when you're advocating for table climbing after attack animations have been passed. I just wish I was here to explain it to you when progress bars were added.

>>163323643
>being so new you don't even remember the server pops of 6-8 months ago

Okay.

>>163323650
I'm not trying to cause drama, I'm just saying that maybe these guys are right when they say that this is because of an influx of people from other servers.

>>163322262
hey cuntfucker, still waiting on your PM.

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>>163323604
>table climbing
You keep bringing this up but I have literally never seen any /vg/ coder express any desire whatsoever to add table climbing.

>>163323727
>I don't know how many times I have to explain this
try once
try spouting a complete, coherent sentence that makes even a lick of sense, just once
have you ever tried to do that?

>>163323069
lelcurity at it's finest

the clown is their greatest ally, not enemy.

>>163323604
>a real slippery slope
Electing a fascist will lead to having a more fascist government.
>slippery slope fallacy
Letting gays get married will turn all your kids gay and the entire country will become black muslims dicking eachother in the ass.
>real slippery slope
Letting Hippie play the game like a deathmatch will lead to the game turning into a deathmatch.
>slippery slope fallacy
Can't actually think of a spess relevant one for this, but it'd probably be something along the lines of 'putting in TG/bay/etc features will lead to the server becoming TG/bay/etc wholesale and we'll become Hippie/Bay/TG/etc'.

Now stop bringing /pol/shit into this, it serves no purpose to further your argument, as it has no bearing on spess past 'i want to tell them i am le alt-right memerman naziboo'.

>>163323831
Only because they'd have to fix all the maps as well

>>163323820
How many new faces have you seen in the github thread? Because they're the only opinions anyone cares about, hippie shitters are not the ones fighting for attack animations, regular shitters are

>>163323831
It doesn't matter. It'll get added. I don't even remember any coder talking about attack animations 2 years ago. Now they are. Things change, and these changes are becoming predictable. You'd know this if you were around longer than 5 months, you fucking hippie.

>>163323841
Yes, and probably a lot more than you have. I don't even see what's so hard to understand about my sentences, either. You are literate, correct?

>>163323484
You're an absolute fucking moron.
It is because kids are out of school for break you dipshit.

>>163323820
you realize we have actual logs for this sort of thing you mouth-breathing retard?
a whole random wednesday from 6 months ago
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/06-June/08-Wednesday.log
ctrl+f "login: "
3067 results
a whole random wednesday from this month
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/12-December/07-Wednesday.log
ctrl+f "login: "
2907 results

>>163323093
>>163294280
Don't forget clusterfack removing the panic bunker.

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>>163324024
>tfw gay bitch and incredibly fucking racist

>>163323447
>In that case, it's a slippery slope from electing a republican like trump to having a Fascist government where you cannot speak out against the government for fear of being hanged.
Stop, I can only get so erect.

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>deleted it

can't hide from me nigger

>>163324024
You were doing so well until that last part, better luck next time pal

I'm going to build the clown a HONK and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>163324540
>put an electropack inside the HONK
>make a proximity-signaler assembly tuned to the electropack's frequency
>throw it inside the HoS' office for Sasha to randomly activate

>>163324136
>http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/04-April/06-Wednesday.log
>ctrl+f login 2266 results

lmao

guess it was 8 months oops :^)

>>163324787
what happens?

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>>163324925
>http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2014/01-January/01-Wednesday.log
>ctrl+f login 2895 results
: ^ )

>>163325083
going through the logs it's obvious that around the april/march area we had a much lower player count than we do now, months before that. I wonder how these ups and downs coincide with other times that our server was posted on reddit, which I remember being a big deal around that time. I'm going to bet there was a relation.

You may think posting logs has discouraged me, but I'm only more curious now.

>>163325572
April/March is when the younger people are cramming for exams, which is probably the entire reason for the lower player count since most of our playerbase are <20 (even if they say they aren't)

>>163325718
hey, people over 20 can have exams too

>>163324402
When are they gonna ban him so he stops shitposting in the repo

>>163324540
I'm gonna ion it, kill the clown and welderbomb his corpse?

>all this shitposting

let's change the subject. Who NOSTALRIUS here?

>>163326110
Repobans are a meme. We can't actually ban people from the repo.
Or, at the very least, I can't find the button.

We can, however, delete his comments
Editing them is much more fun though

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>>163326263
What was your favorite edit?

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>>163322657
>MFW I find the clown's PDA and send viruses to the sec officer that's been bullying me all game
I don't even know what those things actually do

>>163325718
4chan has a lot of grad/professional students in their mid 20s and even early 30s fyi, and those are the only students who actually study.

Today is a good day.

>>163326362
*shrug
Even collabs can't see WHO edited a post. Only that it was edited. So if anyone else has done it, I wouldn't know. And I'm not imaginative enough to ever actually edit them into anything interesting.

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TURN ON THE BAN PAGE SHIT GOT REAL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE

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>>163324402
Why the fuck is goofball shilling for his shitty ass code? Why does he even give a fuck? He doesn't play in this server. Is it the lust for drama?
>>163326674
Nice meme. When will he get unbanned?

>>163326821
He's extremely insecure about himself and constantly needs attention. TG has had enough of his shit, so he has to come here now.

>>163326912
and give us attack animations god damnit

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>MANRENA BANNED
I'm so happy right now, MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS SS13G

>>163326912
/tg/ banned him? Great, now they need to remove his retarded chemistry to be a halfway good server again.

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>>163326821
>>163326674

Thank you based
P A I N
A
I
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Why did we hate morena again?

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>>163326821
>Messing with the circlejerk
Pain will "resign" within the week

>>163327525
I don't hate him, but Julia was the classic spessmen who thinks they can do whatever the fuck they want and when they get retribution, escalate into murder.
A good old ban will help him put things into perspective.

>>163327525
'she' is a huge shitter

i love having all robo limbs because when you get fucked up you get fucked up real good and nobody knows what to do

>>163327525
Because he's a giant attentionwhoring faggot

>>163327525
Greytiding fits, waifuing, stalking people in observer to try and get ban request valids, attention whoring, shitposting in the thread, and having shit taste.

>>163327525
better question
why did we ever doubt Pain?

>>163327525
she stole my husbando

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>go large artifact hunting
>hear over comms AI is rogue
>tell eva to not use radio else it will find us on the research outpost
>she talks
>ai shocks everything
>get muh artifact and ahelp if I can claim sillycon valids if it's emp
>rngesus descends from the heavens
>stares me in the eyes
>he nods
>it's emp
>justice boner growing
>it's range is 2 tiles
>die a little inside and leave for the station
>emp my way around, loot an emag from a shocked corpse
>call the shuttle and intend to emp the ai
>bo appears and kills me
Oh well attempts were made, atleast I ended that shitshow.

So what's a good thing to make in Vox Hydroponics? I thought Woodapple Jam could be cool, but it doesn't last nearly long enough for it to matter.

>>163327705
weld em or use nanopaste to fix em

>>163327831
delicious catbeasts

Krampus

Vox trader is easily the most fun i';ve ever had in this game desu

KILL MORENA

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Post yfw Eva spaced Bo

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>>163328139

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I feel bad that I wasn't able to help my host.

>>163328257
a lot of comical relief during that murderboning
props to the janitor that tried to clean me

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>>163328337
I desperately hit you with the soap. I was fucking horrified. But yes I guess you could say my instinctive reaction as a janitor was to "clean" you.

The Revialver is fucked.
>Any mask will block chem transfer
>Any head piece will block chem transfer
>Any set of gloves will block chem transfer
>Any o_clothing piece (exosuites, dress suites etc) will block them transfer.

Its only real use is against Xenos.

>>163329129
It's permeability code in general.
For some fucking reason, the way touch reactions works is as follows:
1. The lowest (not highest) permeability coefficient of all worn items is found.
2. Each reagent has a chance equal to aforementioned lowest permeability coefficient to enter the target's system. Yes, each. They're rolled individually. And the amount that enters the target's system is constant. The coefficient only affects how likely it is.

Most clothes have really low permeability coefficients, so yes, usually, any clothing will almost certainly stop the Revialver. Or the chem duping part of cryo. Or a beakersplash of anything except acid.

>>163329129
It's exactly as fucked as splashing in general is fucked, it's not specifically a problem with the revialver.

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I love Mr. Pain so much.


inb4 zealot or kolith whine and get them unbanned early

>>163329608
???
the metaclub hates morena

>>163327831
Sorry about that. I was hoping the people on the station would be wise enough to blow them before they get too out of control.

>Make cyanide tomatoes
>Grow a bunch, get excited
>Silicons are apparently destroying the entire station
>Speak out, which causes the AI to shock all the research doors as the xenoarch warned
>Grab the toolbox on the research station hidden away in one of the closets
>Weld the walls to ride the shuttle out
>Sneak my way to RnD and pop out a robotics control circuit
>Blow the silicons
>Run towards engineering and grab the SME a MoMMI was using and a plasma tank from xenobiology
>Toss it in the bomb range and open the plasma canister
>Light a cigarette (to keep my welder and ignite the plasma) in hopes to hurt the AI just enough with the EMP
>Turn on the PA on one of the autism project singularity gens the MoMMI was working on to singuloose
>Head to escape and bash my way in
>Prep to kill anyone fishy looking that runs in
>Bloodied engineer that chased me out of escape earlier runs right in
>Use the viscerators and they tear him to shreds
>Before dying, he launches the shuttle early
>ZAS pushes me just a few tiles from being spaced
>In crit from slamming into a wall
>Inch my way to the medical room for some medical supplies
>Barely alive
>Grab the dude and throw him right out of the shuttle

Worked up a sweat there.

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>>163329608
why would i ever want BILL unbanned, they are shit

Eternal reminder that we are in fact, teetering on VG status and we have far more outsiders than insiders.

Daily reminder you're being europe'd by the coders and if attack animations get merged, even as just testing, they're not getting reverted because no test PRs have ever been reverted.

Remember that the chicken man threw in the towel and isn't going to revert it like the God awful lockbox PR

>>163329667
yeah that's why morena was always on the discord

>>163329687
i remember you both being degenerates when i visited the discord before realizing it wasn't about /vg/station

>>163329695
t. pablo garcia toledo from florida

>>163329669
I legit did not even see you when I ran in. I guess I had tunnel vision from all the MURDERBONE or something.

7 succs, the entire station dead minus maybe 4 people, and the cruelest AI you'll ever lay eyes on. Good round.

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>>163330180
Quality image

>>163330180
Why is kingson a devil? He was a chill guy when he played.

>>163330635
Sure you were kingston

>>163330705
>everyone is kingston
??

>>163331073
Okay, Sarca

>>163331148
Whatever you say, 2hotdogs

>>163331213
Calm down, Omega

>>163331213
By the way unban 2hotdogs

Haven't played in a year and a half. What has changed? What server are we playing on?

Who are the new meme players?

>>163330635
>kingston
>chill

literally shot a dude over not gibbing a corpse
literally the most un-chill you can be next to sperging out and autistically screeching 'MUH MAGS' or "MUH ID!" like certain players do

>carshalash
>the sperg who literally flips out on people IC and OOC any time something doesn't go their way
>wants to be unbanned from borg
>carshalash
>the person who STILL proves he has no idea how laws work
>wants to be unbanned from borg
no please no
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&p=17431&sid=83f9e4d362477c37e81ec4e961c65976#p17431

>>163331350
>What server are we playing on?
/vg/station.

>What has changed?
Far too much to list here. Read the changelog or join as an observer and look around.

>>163331629
If he was Kingston the Free then he was chill.
Guess he rarely chimped out but did so strongly.

>>163327831
You should always assume eva is retarded because she is.

>>163327857
Higher potency. You gotta make dat dank kush bruh

>>163331789
He was literally playing as that when he did that
He was ALWAYS chimping out, and he still did it strongly
Not to mention his name is fucking retarded and he had barely any seperation between IC and OOC in everything he did, he was cancer.

>>163331916
If he always chimped out how come he was more than a year without getting banned?

>Defect game mode
>It's Malfunction, but you decide your own law 0 that cannot be removed

Would you?

>>163331958
He never played

>>163331990
>you decide
It's shit. Everyone would opt for a murderbone law.

Now drawing randomly from a pool of pre-defined and unique law 0s? That might be fun.

>>163327705
>Guy says he has busted lungs
>Go do internal surgery
>Just figure it broke or something and that's why the messages didn't play
>Seal them up
>As I am they keep gasping or dying or whatever
>Fucking what?
>Body scan
>Mechanical shit
>Half kill them 5 times cause the bone gel shit isn't working
>It's advanced prosthetic which straight up don't accept it
>4 minute job turns into a nearly 30 minute abortion
And that was the day I learned about advanced mechanical lungs

>>163332051
In fact, make that the standard Malfunction round!

>>163332093
Gotta give medbay a workout sometimes

>>163331958
>more than a year without getting banned
Lad, I'm pretty sure that A: it was less than a year, and B: even if it was a year, he went so long without getting banned because he barely played. I only saw him on at any time last month and no time else. He literally spent a month of frequent playing and got banned.

>>163330635
>Gets unbanned
>Next day I see him making campfires in starboard primary and using them to set them on fire

>>163331776
>literally took only a few hours for it to get denied
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>>163332332
Will the metaclub boogeyman posts stop now?

>>163332410
Stop avatarfagging retard.

>>163326263
Repobans are something only pomf can do since the repo isn't on an organization and is on an individual.

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This server?
This server that I code for?
This mysterious server that I'm not supposed to talk about?
This mysterious server from /vg/ called /vg/station that I code for that you can join that I'm not supposed to talk about?
Yeah, we have good maps.

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>>163331776
>LAAAH TOO HEY EYE, OPEN TEH UPDUDE!
>BwoinkBwoinkBwoink
>Holy shit the AI just laz'd me for literally noraisins was that balid!?
I'm not sure if he'll even be ready to interact with silicons by 2020 let alone play them. Based non-antag car bomber saved the day again.

>>163332441
How is that avatarfagging?

>>163332496
Carsh posts pictures from that Chink show whenever he posts.

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>>163322774
______vox_______

>>163332485
People say a lot of things about the Potato Shitcoder.
A lot of them are mean, and generally quite true.
But goddamn, he comes through when we need him.

>>163322774
Birbs trader tide into the station stealing everything, , looting the armory, emote ass fucking ian, and attack people then complain when they're gibbered for it.

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>>163332554
>Implying its one show

Anon please. That would be like thinking every final fantasy is cloud.

>>163332671
It still qualifies as avatarfagging. You're choosing a select set of pictures and using them for whenever you post so people know it's one specific person posting, which entirely defeats the purpose of using an anonymous imageboard, and is moreoverly against the RULES of said imageboard.

>>163332671
>Implying they aren't. It's basically a more weeb mario.

>>163332729
When does Cars, literally meta'd and got away with it 3 times, metaclubmember care about rules?

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>>163332668
Eliminate all the shit traders. If you're violated in the slightest make a jobban request. The precedent has been set: birdtiding is against the fucking rules. PURGE THE POX.

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Where were you when the metaclub won
Get ready for:
Kolith fullmin
Apologyman fullmin
Sawbones headmin

We're finally becoming Hippie, good fucking job.

>>163332818
>We
>Implying more than 1 vox Trader ever even makes it off of the Vox Station.

>>163332863
It's poetic how you guys butcher each other.No solidarity at all.

>>163332836
Go factpost in their feedback threads

>>163332221
>I'm pretty sure
So you have no actual proof for your arguments to hold.
I was actually surprised that the guy (stupidly) named Kingston The Free was THAT Kingston, whenever I shared a workplace with him he just seemed like an average player.

>>163332668
>be AI
>birdtide
>not part of crew

doorshock and doorcrush them away, friend.

Grue adminbus when?

>>163333020
Please no. The constant shit but after the scp dropped was proof that they have poor decisionmaking.

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>>163332481
funny contempt for my audience haha
it's like pottery funny ceramics jokes funny george lucas haha lol self awareness
my creative vision is to make /vg/, my own personal Indie Game™ into the most inoffensive, bland and predictable experience possible because I am a left brained pragmatic lazy-genius who doesn't like change or lateral thinking

>>163333020
when they find a better sprite instead of an ugly naked thing

>>163332960
>pretty sure
Yeah pretty much. Strangely enough, I can't find any record of an actual ban appeal from kingston, and apparently Kingston is common enough that you cannot search for it on the forums.

>>163333107
It has that sprite so that clothing/tools can be overlaid on it properly.
Our code doesn't support races that aren't human-shaped.

What's a good plant for farming biomass?

>>163333327
Pumpkin. Selectively breed and use robust harvest. If the plant gene shit got easier splice in a higher yield and lower production time as well. You'll get some 4000 biomass per grind

>>163333327
Pumpkins or watermelons

>>163333327
Also, if you're a bird, chicken-of-the-stars has the highest of the limited selection you get AFAIK.

Fun fact: apparently dying as a survivor then becoming derelict MoMMI gives you greentext.

>>163333327
>Feed grass robust harvest
>Use plant clippers when it gets old to get a new seed (DO NOT USE THE SEED MACHINE IT WILL GET RID OF THE POTENCY PROGRESS)
>Once you have reached your desired potency extract the potency gene from the grass
>SPlice it to pumpkins 4-5 times
>Order exotic seed crates
>Get a plant with good development traits
>Purge development onto the pumpkin seed
>enjoy your infinite biogen points.

Its a lot of work for a fucking boot holster.

>be me
>suddenly YOU ARE SURVIVOR
>get gun
>killed a little while later
>cloned
>crit'd later and put into cryo with a broken chest
>nigger vox CMO takes me out of cryo and leaves me to die without doing anything
>same vox CMO takes my body and removes, then leaves my brain out so it dies and i have to sit the round out
>proceeds to nigger about all shift without doing anything before killing himself in front of cargo

jesus fucking christ its been a while since ive raged that hard

>>163333397
>>163333402
>>163333603
Thanks. I've been using grass development genes on all my important crops, and it seems to work pretty well.

>>163333640
I haven't been using robust harvest, but if it raises potency I'll have to start spraying my poppies and xenos with it.

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Tfw still can't figure out how a borg got to Centcomm on the supply shuttle.

It must have been a timing thing, perhaps it stepped onto the shuttle at the exact right server tick, after the check was made on what was in the shuttle.

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Welp, despite the vox nuking mining and totaling my Ripley, that was a damn good round, fun shit went on

I'll ride out into space and find you one day supply borg bro

>>163333640
>>163333794
Question, what does potency actually DO aside from giving more biomass points? I always just fed the machine mass-manufactured eggplants for that.

>>163333794
Don't bother wasting it on the final products.

Grass has no chemical associated with its phytochemistry. After you get the grass to the desired potency, you can simply splice the phytochemistry gene onto any plant and max out the potency of anything in 4-5 splices.

>start round as solo cargotech
>QM joins late, literally talks in latin the whole round
>grows on me, look up afew core phrases i can't just figure out
>make cargo look pretty like I always do
>attempt to throw holiday party for station
>set up tables, chairs, get food and such
>asteroid strike miraculously doesn't hit cargobay, peppers nearby though.
>about to call over everyone for a party when maint opens
>me and QM ZAS'd and slammed against the wall, all the food and decor whipped around
>stumbling to get to medical with the three or four folk who ruined christmas
>some dude shoots all of us in the back
>peg him afew times with an smg, die
>become pAI for avada+diona after death
I just want to have a nice home and a fun party.

>>163333836
Potency determines how bright a bioluminiscent plant is, how much chemical is produce per fruit, and on plants like nova flowers it determines how much damage is done.

>>163333794
robust harvest raises potency but slowly drains yield. So know your starter yield and selectively breed

>Manrena gone
>Donnager gone
>Brons0n gone
>ToxicZero gone
>Blackholegriff gone
>Bossregular gone

/vg/ golden age, all shitters dead.

>>163333885
e a r p u s s y

>>163333885
>can't speak common but can understand it
>pAI can speak common but can't speak diona but can understand diona
>avada can't understand diona
>friendly diona can't understand common but can speak diona
it was like a fucking maze

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>>163333816
Don't worry about me, I'm with the machine mother now.

>>163334167
I could only understand diona after I bought an upgrade. Could I not speak diona? I thought I was always speaking in both languages. I'm confused....

>>163320548
would this get the emp-er banned?

>>163334358
No because most situations related to gitting emp'd is on him. In fact, he'd net a ban for banbaiting since he clearly took it and provoked people so he could ahelp it.

>>163334241
Nope, you were speaking Common... actually funnily enough my diona friend ONLY understood me, then I succed the blood of the other guy in the pod, and then he couldn't understand ANY of us because I was speaking Common.

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>>163334020
dont

>>163334659
Wow that's some fucking Yakety Sax tier communication

>wake up
>permabanned by pain
o-okay
i'm kind of interested in what the other admins said about me which made pain do this, whats so "vile" about making shitty cafes each round and greytiding once a day?

>>163335047
The "greytiding once a day" part.

>>163335047
>what's so vile about greytiding everyday
Literally answered your own question, now fuck off Bill

>>163335084
>>163335098
Does this mean we can rule 0 sawbones now?

>>163335084
>>163335098
And yet there are assistants and clowns who break into the Captains office at roundstart every round. I rarely do that, my greytiding usually just comprises of entering a department to grab an item and fixing my break in on the way out. How many greytiders do you think actually do that?

>constantly grief and greytide

A dozen people do it worse and more often, morena as a player is decent. Fucking Sawbones is admin and he's worse than morena ever was.

It's a dumb ban, I'd like to know which admins pain asked. I guess it was the discord

morena wakes up and suddenly there is posts about how they are a good player and how they shouldn't be banned

gee I wonder whos behind these posts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDj-zz-DMGw

>>163335426
I'm actually not morena, I don't like him but he shouldn't be banned.

>>163335494
bill bill bill bill bill bill bill bill

>all these pro bill posts suddenly pop up
Really makes you ponder the meaning of life

>>163335571
only if I could do the thinking emoticon or thonk

>WE'RE BECOMING HIPPIE WE NEED TO CRACK DOWN ON GREYTIDING SHITTERS
>greytiding shitter gets banned
>B-BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH GREYTIDING?

really made me hmm

>>163335642
Of course you'd be a discord shitter
>>163335571
Nobody is pro-morena, if morena gets rule 0'd for greytiding half the metaclub should be banned too.
>>163335776
>players like pvak don't get banned
>a half decent assistant does
You're banning the wrong players.

>>163335776
If we're going to crack down on greytiders then we need to crack down on everyone who greytides, not just one person

>>163335828
nice falseflag

>>163335426
These are me: >>163335321
>>163335047
I know I'm not the best player and I get heated at certain things that happen IC, sure. But since I returned to playing /vg/ from a two month break I've been bwoinked about an IC thing once, which was when I killed Emilia for jumping into cryo fully clothed with nothing wrong with her.
I don't think I've even killed many people, even when rolling antag. Things I can remember are: stomping a cult bird who summomed armor in his cell, stomping an RD who shot me and a sec officer while the sec officer beat them with a stun stick, and toolboxing an engineer who kept stealing my boxes of glasses and mugs, flipping my tables to break my drinks.

>>163335890
HMM MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONTEST THE BAN

>>163335890
sure bill this is why you're banned, you cause shit, you drag unneeded attention to yourself instead of just messaging pain like a regular person.

This will be the last reply you get from me bill

>>163335890
>IC thing once, which was when I killed Emilia for jumping into cryo fully clothed with nothing wrong with her.
What is escalation anyway
Jesus christ we really are fucking Hippie

>>163335943
It was applied by the current headmin, I don't think he will accept a headmin appeal, seeing as he also said he spoke to other admins about me.
>>163335950
Oh, I have. I'm mainly here because people shit on me for being a trash greytider when I'm really not any more. I admit, I used to be completely awful, but no one seems to care I don't play that way any more because it's my reputation to be shit.
>>163336040
I was a doctor trying to juggle some patients, she greytided into medbay and jumped in cryo fully clothed for some bleeding.
I pulled her out, healed her and got her blood again, and told her if she jumps into cryo like that again I'll cut her head off. It wastes the mix, which I didn't have time to replace, and takes up a cryotube for no reason. I left to treat other people, she yelled some shit over common and got called an idiot for doing it, then I walk out of surgery to clone someone else, theres a full cryotube flashing green, eject it and it's her. Examine the mix, it's like three clones away from being useless. I was pissed and I lived up to my word.

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>>163335347
The problem is actively acting like a shitter/acting in an antagonistic manner and when they get shat on in game, they call for a ban.
Its understandable for some one to want you perma'd/borged/executed if you continuously go about capturing people or starting fights and generally being a danger or hindrance.
Honestly their constant line toeing and ban requests gives off the idea they're banbaiting, which in itself is an offence.

>>163336270
Didn't you get mad at that assistant for saying they're going to do it again just to spite you? Didn't you break into Elwhoops captains office just to spite him?

Is there a way to change someone's species without a brain transplant/emaged cloner?

>>163336547
Staff of change

>>163336490
The captain shit was less out of spite and more because he was fucking with me too. I was chilling in the office, occassionally beating the arcade machine, and just walking around. He comes in, sees me and goes ape shit. Tried to explain why I was there and he just startrd yelling about a bomb, which was a clock, and then blames me for the bomb and drags me to the brig while spam flashing me.
I was like, whatever, he's retarded, I'll find something else do to.
Later I walk past the bridge and both doors are wide open, so I ran in and then ran straight out, and he just turned around and chased me with an egun for a bit. I went to the HoS and they informed me the Captain wanted me executed. Am I not allowed to fuck with him now? If he sees me he's probably gonna shoot to kill me, and I'm not gonna tiptoe around maint for the rest of the round because of an incompetent Captain.

>>163336867
You said it yourself in the forum thread that you did it out of spite because "he deserved it". Seems like a case of "it's only OK if I do it" enjoy your ban

>BILL KILLED

Fucking finally.

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could someone explain me the purpose of these pipes inside boxstation's xenobio maints?
those filters just filter oxygen inside the cages, but only if someone opens that pressure tank valve, i can't understand why.

>>163336971
He doesn't deserve to be fucked with for trying to execute me for no reason, calling code red and martial law when nothing is happening? He was a comdom extreme dude. If he didn't deserve it, why did no one, including his security team, actually try and stop it?
Even Pain agreed he was a comdom. Maybe I did take it too far, but he ruined everyones round more than I ruinef his.

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>>163332818
>implying it's the vox running around screaming about inferiors and race wars

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>>163333992
A brand new, golden age, free from shitters.

RAIN ON 'EM, PAIN

>>163337124
Sorry you gotta be an unbanned user to post in this general

>>163337209
Stop me from posting then, I'll wait.

>>163337116
Isn't the atmospherics of xenobiology and virology self-contained? They both have something similar to that in their maint tunnels, I'm pretty sure.

I have become a collaborator and will occasional namefag again. Most likely when I need your help. Today however I have good news.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12854

It is finally possible to play this in spess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrsKPK90DGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_xeqt9l5FQ

>>163337116
Xenobio is on a closed circuit atmospheric system so monsters can't ventcrawl into the station. That is its rudimentary atmospheric system. It's extremely oversized for what it is.

>>163337124
He was the CAPTAIN. Captains are almost always terrible (as they should be, even if this one was being a dumbfuck over a bomb) and you were a shitter assistant.

You are NOT the protagonist, despite what your self-centered "woe is me" chemically unbalanced tranny brain deludes itself into thinking is the truth.

The ban isn't even about this one singular event, it's about you in general. If you're smelling shit everywhere you go, check your own fucking shoe.

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Goodbye morena, you were too good for this server
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u2c3m_FQDJQ

>>163337402

Who could have posted this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDj-zz-DMGw

>>163337402
https://youtu.be/W2TE0DjdNqI
Goodbye to you too, anon.

>>163337328
yes they are, those tanks have just regular air mix, if you open the valve they serve both the vents inside cages and the ones inside xenobio room, but the one inside cages are filtered to give oxygen only. it's a mistery to me.

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>>163337124
I respected you for a while because you were getting shat on and didn't seem that bad since I'm literally new, but come on, man. You antagonize yourself constantly.
Take a break and revise how you play the game. You're not good for the server if all you do is greytide like that.

>>163337401
Ok next time I'll just ahelp it and get executed and have my round ruined and they'll get away with it

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>Subverted the AI about 20 minutes into the round
>Everybody on the station except for Bo Digson is a catbeast in disguise, they must be killed at any means possible for their own good.
>It happens
>EXCEPT THAT BITCH EVANGELYNE
>Evangelyne blows my borg friends
>but true friends never leave you

>>163337396
>Xenobio is on a closed circuit atmospheric system so monsters can't ventcrawl into the station. That is its rudimentary atmospheric system. It's extremely oversized for what it is.
i know, but this >>163337536
why oxygen only inside cages? additionally, only science crewmembers have access to the filters setting, even the CE doesn't have access to them.

>>163337629
>butthurt over having your round ended

if youre upset over a completely temporary inconvenience that can be circumvented with posibrains, diona, derelict mommi, or bus, you really need a new hobby.

>>163337631
For whatever it's worth, one or both brains asked to be removed from your bag before getting spaced.

>>163337725
There are things you can't do once you come back as another form of life my friend.

>>163337845
and?

at worst youll wait 90 minutes to start a new round

get the fuck over it.

>>163337663
I'm like 99% sure that filters don't have an air setting and they can only filter one gas. So they picked oxygen since that's what matters.

Why it was mapped that way, I don't know. You'll have to find who did it 3+ years ago.

>>163337916
>I'm like 99% sure that filters don't have an air setting and they can only filter one gas. So they picked oxygen since that's what matters.
well, they could have just used regular manifolds and serve normal airmix.

>Why it was mapped that way, I don't know. You'll have to find who did it 3+ years ago.
i see, thanks anyway. i hope someone else comes later with an explanation.

>>163337396
Looking foward to play Snow Honklation

>>163338191
dragonbro got the cajones

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>>163337396
reminder
https://aberrantkenosis.bandcamp.com/album/the-bike-horn-collection-honk-yourself-a-merry-little-bikehorn

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>complain about HoS permabrigging people and murdering others and their pets
>have to ghost to escape his idiotic presence
>adminhelp and explain the situation when prompted
>get told im banbaiting for not telling the whole truth and that the hos dindunuffin
>hos gets off scotfree while admins laugh

dont trust justsumguy or revolver ocelot

>>163337775
He was a coward. Shamefur.
t. other brain.

Sorry for not calling the HoS a faggot, Sam. I would've but I'm too much of a pussy.

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>The adventures of a clown, his mouse and a borg, ft. Janitor, Beepsky and Shit HoS

Why was this one of the most hilarious moments of my spess career

Why was the HoS freely firing lethal Lawgiver rounds

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A few dionaea friends at the end, but by the time the next round starts the loneliness comes back

HoS was a faggot. Greytide were even bigger faggots.

>>163339196
That was honestly one of the funniest goddamn things I've seen in my admittedly relatively short spess life.
Thanks for putting up a damn good chase, Carsh.

>>163339196
I was emagged by the clown like three times. HoS caught him in the act eventually.

It was just a prank bro.

>>163339196
i dunno but apparently admins are too dense to ban him because 'act shit get hit'

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>>163339260
It's alright. I had a good life.

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>time for extreme xenoarch
>3 (three) artefacts
>first is a giant thing with 6 stones it in
>acts as a walkie talkie
>distribute them to the crew and the clown
>comfy sekrit club channel for the round, get to listen in on the clown and janitors adventures
>second artefact was a crystal that shit out co2 and radiation
>into the trash.jpg
>get the spur
>third artefact was a crystal that healed everyone in range
>brought it home on the shuttle
Gud shift.

>>163339412
Oh, so THAT'S what you meant by the sekrit club. Damn, I wish I had gotten in.

>>163339260
>act shit
All you did was aid and abet, while it's a crime, it certainly didn't deserve the lethals treatment. HoS was a shitter and I regret not telling JSG that when I was bwoinked over it.

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>>163339359