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>no spess in OP
>no link to last thread

>>163230391
this guide is bad
i'm sorry
i already told you why

>>163230469
:^)

I made it from an old OP RIP

bless billy

>>163230634
Apples to oranges

>>163230391
misinfo in this guide:
sleepers only go up to 20 units
sleepers work just fine in unconscious people, just not for people in crit
sleepers have shit chemicals, not "basically any chem"
loading more than 2 chemicals in an IV drip makes it straight-up not work

bad advice in this guide:
>25u bicaridine
>30u antitoxin
>45u keloderma
>overcomplicates antitox by diluting with shitty arithrazine (what the fuck?)
>arithrazine as anything except a rye byproduct

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>>163230686
>billy saves COAL op from the AI
>op says "I'M GLAD I DIDN'T KILL YOU LIKE THE REST"

>>163231037
25u is 5u short of the OD, so with two you have the OD.

If the patient doesn't need 30u antitoxin or 45u keloderma...

Tell them to go drink some tea or throw them in the sleeper.

>>163231615
45u keloderma heals 300 fucking burn

nobody

needs 45u keloderma
you are wasting energy, time and effort into making a pitiful amount of pills that will instantly run out

Daily reminder that ten unit pill increments are pretty much best for most basic chems.

>>163232257
you don't need a daily reminder, just looking at the fridge would be a roundly reminder every time you play
beats me why some people want to reinvent the wheel

>>163231037
Further,

>sleepers only go up to 20 units
amount around 30
>sleepers work just fine in unconscious people, just not for people in crit

Doesn't say anything about unconscious patients- just that all conscious patients can have it used on them

>sleepers have shit chemicals, not "basically any chem"

They have the base chems for surviving

>loading more than 2 chemicals in an IV drip makes it straight-up not work

I don't seem to be able to to find this issue on github.

chem geeks go home

>>163232335
>just that all conscious patients can have it used on them
why would you ever want to use this ridiculous non-specific vocabulary when everyone knows what crit is?
>They have the base chems for surviving
that's not "basically any chem"
>I don't seem to be able to to find this issue on github.
it's how chemicals are supposed to work
you can't cut a dose to under half the metabolism rate
it's fair and all to not know that since it's fairly esoteric but it beats me why would someone write a guide with shit they never even tried in there

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>>163231749
Nah, if they're not in crit, put them in the sleeper.

15u carbon silicon oxy phos carbon silicon

90u keloderma, two pills; that's 2 45u keloderma

Okay, so instead of two, make 6; that's 15u keloderma.

Do that twice. Wow, that's like, pretty much enough for the entire round. Wow that was so hard, too bad I made two 45u keloderma pills, that has entirely made the rest of the round impossible to complete.

ANY CUTE GIRLS (MALE) HERE

>>163232591
only 12 pills for one of the main 4 damage types is very very liable to run out, man
>too bad I made two 45u keloderma pills, that has entirely made the rest of the round impossible to complete
what did he mean by this?

>it's how chemicals are supposed to work

Okay, so you're telling me I can have a beaker of 50/50 iron/nutriment

And I can hook it to someone

And it won't work at all

And you know this

But you never made an issue about it

Because that sounds like a pretty major bug

Because that sounds like it's pointless to put almost anything in an IV except blood bags and beakers with a single chem in it

So, yeah... again... you found a bug... why are you telling me about it and not reporting it on Github?

>>163232830
it's not a bug
it's deliberately made that way
and it works that way because of the basics of chemistry
pay attention

>>163232814
>oh the keloderma pills are running around...
>15u carbon silicon oxy phos carbon silicon
>oh look I made 6 more

>>163232830
>>163232935
furthermore
>"more than 2 chemicals"
do you think a beaker with 2 chemicals falls under this definition?

>>163232935
No... that is a bug. It's not working correctly. Again:

>make beaker of iron and nutriment
>attach to IV
>attach to person
>neither iron nor nutriment enters the person

Does this sound like it's working properly?

>>163233109
look if you're not gonna read my posts properly the least you could do is go in-game and try it out

>>163233046
Okay...

>make beaker of 30u iron, nutriment, and sugar

Is that better...?

>>163233215
listen
the IV drip injects at the base metabolism rate
by using more than 1 chemical in it, you are injecting less than the base metabolism rate of each chemical
if there was no lower bound to this you could cram as many different chemicals as you could inside the IV drip and just keep refilling it with water and it would still work at full effectiveness
that's why it works the way it does

even right now, by loading 2 different chemicals in the IV, you are making both of those chemicals last twice as long
what more do you want?

>>163233171
You're telling me something that did at some point work, no longer works correctly. So, no, I would rather you report the bug if you know for a fact the bug exists.

>>163233426
read
>>163233374

OP doesn't have spess in the title, you had one job!

>>163233472
To be able to put more than 2 chems into it?

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/11665
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>163231749
Some Chemist was making 50u antitox pills that ran out extremely quickly, and then had like a 19.5u cryox 23u clonex 3u hyronalin and said "the mix doesn't matter"
Was a cool guy but seriously misunderstood a lot of things.

>>163235163
Did what?
Celt himself only fixed half of those.

>>163235917
It was like a 20 second difference between our mixes

>>163236163
The difference was ~45 seconds and you have to realize how much difference that makes when you're cloning 10-20 people in a difficult round.

>>163236235
you know what makes a really big difference when you're cloning 10-20 people?
alkysine in the tubes

>>163236304
But I had alkysine in the mix so I'm not sure what your point is.
Your ratios were messed up so the healing process slowed down MASSIVELY about 15 seconds in. Like... 1/4 as fast as my mix, and my mix is standard that everyone does.

>>163236391
i wasn't in the round, i'm going off of >>163235917
>and then had like a 19.5u cryox 23u clonex 3u hyronalin

>Your ratios were messed up so the healing process slowed down MASSIVELY about 15 seconds in. Like... 1/4 as fast as my mix
this sounds EXACTLY like one clothed person in cryo getting the cryox-but-no-clonex curse that you cannot prevent except by not putting clothed people in cryo
and it also sounds like it happened once and you extrapolated that to all the patients
but then again, i wasn't there

>>163236391
Pssst that wasn't me, that was some rando.

Anywho, personally, I don't put cryox or clonex or alk or ryet in mixes, so I just shit out crap ones so people will fuck off telling me to make a mix.

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>Mommi kills more people than all 3 antags combined
My sides went into orbit

>ToxicZero - you can feck off too.
What did he mean by this

I don't see why not use 10u pills.

>>163237059
there is no reason not to use 10u for most common chemicals

>>163237007
What happened with that mommi exactly, it was working on a mini station but it killed three people?

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>Catch every ling apart from nick
>Celebrate and go print hyper cells for the borgs
>Science lesbian kills everyone by accident
>Laugh it off
>Geneticsts proceed to put me in the cloner and not actually clone me
>Borer tries to keep me alive but proceeds to go into them to remind them to clone me
>They both just jerk off to powers
>Shuttle leaves, atmos tech that was talking to everyone during the ling hunts clones me
>He throws me into the tube
>Notice no noises
>ghost
>One tube is 85 cryoxadone, the other is 80 clonex

If it werent for what happened last time i tried to medbay ban someone i'd try again. Thanks for trying borer.

Goddamn that atmos was hungry.

>>163236539
>I don't put cryox
>in the cryo tube
Why do you even bother entering the chemistry lab?

>be the cluwnes borer
>mommisplosion happens
>gets zas'd to crit
>110 damage and bleeds
>shit everything I have in em
>SLOWLY healing out
>someone pops his body into the cloner
>just about out of crit
>rad storm
>antitox can't heal fast enough
>two geneticists and their abomination in the room next door
>eject and commence wiggling
>they don't get the message
>inhabit them both
>completely ignored
>space drug them up and eject
>find two dudes in surgery
>go to get help from them
>get stomped on sight
I failed you clown.

>>163236523
Literally I was testing on a dead guy who killed himself twice so we could compare mixes. We used his weird mix, then my standard mix, and I timed healing per tick and he timed overall time to clone.

>>163237193
>Catch every ling apart from nick
>actually just yell over comms for security to do it for you
Okay

>>163237320
>We used his weird mix, then my standard mix,
would those be >>163237193
>>One tube is 85 cryoxadone, the other is 80 clonex

>>163237415
Christ no, what's happening to this reply tree
I'm >>163235917

>>163237484
i have no idea what's happening here anymore
let's just stop, i have to sleep
i'm sure the other guy's mix was shit anyways

>>163237538
It wasn't "shit" but it was inefficient and took 20-45 extra seconds per clone while speedcloning, and probably had complications when being used as a heal tube but none that we found.

>>163237621
sounds like shit

>Decide I'll try out being a trader
>Start getting a few things growing
>Kikakka runs up to me
>Ready to go?
>Whats the plan? I'm ready i guess??
>Sting
>Killed 2 minutes after the round started by a gay vox because I wasnt in the vox metaclub

I don't know why any one plays Trader.

I've never even left on the shuttle without getting killed in probably the 4 rounds I've played Vox.

>>163237863
w a a a h h
i got antagonized!

>>163237863
Trader is becoming kinda soul-draining for me, man.
I have a lot of fun with it when I make it to the station with my bakery intact but most rounds it seems like I'm either going to die 20 minutes in or the round will end 20 minutes in. And those are 20 minutes of repetitive autosim that I have to do in some form every round.

>>163237303
If you'd gotten out of his head and into his chest, you could've evolved arithrazine secretion for 50 chems to deal with the radstorm damage.
Also chest borers can secrete blood directly into their host, as well as evolve clotting agent for 200 chems to temporarily stop all bleeding.

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>>163238047
>The point of the game is for the antags to kill every one, and for the non antags to kill the antags.

RP is fucking gay. Whenever some one says hi to me in the halls I smash them in the face with my toolbox and tell them top stfu with that gay baby talk shit.

>>163238379
The first half of your post seems completely disconnected from the other half

>>163206524
thanks i just woke up, flcl is my favorite anime

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>>163238436
Read it backwards and then read it side to side.

>>163238246
Are you Chickenwick? If so, you're a good birb. Keep at it.

>>163237159
Refuled with a lit welder and the resulting welderbomb slaughtered people in the hall

>>163237193
You were a hero senpai. We did it. We stopped the lingerdingers.

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>>163238379
Stop falseflagging.

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Daily Reminder that Applied Chicken Science is the only field worth researching.

>>163237285
>Nobody sticking together
>No way to be sure
>People getting attacked
>Sympathizer scum
>Enough close calls to fill a movie
>Officer kills an assistant for no reason
>Like 8 chances for the clown or sec to have been chloral sucked and replaced

>Celt fixes 51 bugs in 4 months
>Bauds fixes 49 in 4 days

Celt is a mistake

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Cargo is such a hit or miss department. Sometimes they're just shitters, and sometimes they're the chillest people on the station. I can't think of another department with such bipolar personalities.

Is it true niggly has aids? I'll feel really bad if it is

>>163241539
It is
he got it from sitting on my lap

>>163240024
The Irish man only cares for his potatoes

>>163240971
I wish there were more times with no cargo techs so I could QM alone.

>>163242123
QM alone with like, 1-2 miner is comfiest.

>make enough good pills to last medbay the entire round
>parashits just use their medkit sleepers and magic tubes
How hard is it to learn like 4 basic chem names what the fuck.

>>163239117
>h-hippie is a religion of p-peace!
>s-stop making us look bad!

>>163242826
remove infinite sleeper chems remove REMOVE

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>>163237303
Wait I think I was the janitor trying to get blood and I told the doctor not to stomp you. I'm so sorry borer I couldn't save myself, you, or the cleanliness of my precious floors.

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Great job with the OP image, now we're guaranteed to have at least 600 posts of chemistry spergs screaming at each other about MUH MIX IS BEST

>>163243396
LITERALLY
30u milk
5u vomit
15u tricordrazine
45u alkysine
4.5u orange juice
Anything else is a fucking waste of time.

>>163243498
>he doesn't do
>20u Joe
>20u Gyro
>20u Amasec
>5u Hippie's Delight
>7.5u Neurotoxin
>22.5u Chifir
>5u Ryetalin
GET FUCKING GOOD YOU SCRUB

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>>163243671
mfw someone made 5u rye pills yesterday

>>163242123
Hydro is also a very mixed bag.

"May be metagrudging Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix, keep an eye out by kolith (Trial Admin) on Tue, December13 of 2016"

>>163244293
whos note is this

>>163244371
Some literal who security player that arrested him a few times.

Yahir doesn't like them, kolith added the note with no investigation.

>>163244472
put it in koliths feedback, jesus christ this is bad

>>163244472
Oh wait, you mean the guy who kept trying to arrest me every round and would attack me?
He was a bit of a dipstick.

>>163244526
>implying kolith will be deadminned for anything at this point
It's just the server now, accept it.

>>163244554
t. Man desperately trying to control the narrative to one where he is the victim

>>163244671
No, Kolith is fucking garbage and he needs to fuck off.

>>163244671
One round he had me handcuffed to a chair and kept telling me to put my hand on the table so he could stab me in the arm with a fork. After a couple rounds it became annoying so I ahelped about it when he failed to stop what i assumed was the joke.
Continue trying to build the enemy of the week out of nothing if you want though.

>>163244725
Post it if you care so much.

>>163244730
Weird how you're always the victim of metagrudging and do no wrong. It's not as if you have a reputation of somebody that's pretty irritating and can flip out and metagrudge people over nothing.

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>>163244809
The only reputation I currently have of what you claim is people repeating it over and over in the thread, which in turn prompts people to constantly bug me in an attempt to see me sperg out because its funny.
I don't play this game to build drama and create muh meddagwudges unlike some people here.
maybe you should chill out a little

Why is Sarah Johnson such a shitter?

>>163244913
Did you ahelp it

How'd the ling cover get blown? Was it in the dorms?

>>163240971
Because you have new people who fell for the go cargo meme. Normies. You have cargonian griefers. You have cargonian validhunters. And you have autism fort cargo

>be xenoarch
>get 6 guns and 4 swords along with a spur
>return to station to see it in shambles
>be the station's tourguide for a bit
>everyone gets split up
>we can't call the shuttle due to centcomm abandoning us
>blobs and meteors everywhere
>I escort 2 guests to the tour shuttle and go alone to find the NT ID to escape, find a sec dude to help
>lel deathsquid appear and wreck the search party

What a shitshow kek.

>>163244898
If you are him stop responding it's fucking dumb and only leads down hull

>>163244934
He did. I'm banned for 2 weeks. Rip in piss

>>163244934
I messaged centcomm over it :^).

>>163244913
I was really hoping the deathsquad/blob would kill them. They would have thrown such a fucking shitfit for admins 'ruining their round', despite them spam recalling the shuttle when over half of the active players were dead and the station was fucked.

>>163244950
HoP ling kept recalling it from a console in maint, pure lingstended and would have kept going forever if not for bus.

>>163244898
>I don't play this game to cause drama and create muh metagrudges

Could've fooled me bro.

>>163244472
>that post

Yeah nah. I've seen this shit with my own eyes, as an HoS this dude literally fucking arrested Yahir for no reason and started beating on him, and got demoted later.
Yahir can be a twat, but that doesn't justify letting shitty griff faggots roam about and metagrudge people just because.

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you shitters getting mad at me for dunking you after you busted into HoP and chloraled me really gets my rocks off

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>>163244979
fair enough man

>>163245016
>tfw you're out of your shitter mech when a marauder strolls up
>tfw you knew not bagging the disc so you could tele was a mistake right after you spaced it
I was expecting them to send overmind/squids m8.

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>>163244941
Cargo forts are a OK though

>>163245065
Just let the spergs sperg out alone

>go to sleep
>dream of being banned
>wake up
>check if I'm banned
That dream was too real

At least we managed to get to the outpost before everything really went to shit.

>>163245013
rip

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What are you getting your waifus for Christmas?

Jesus crist that round was horrible
Where can I get those three hours of my life back?

>>163245305
nothing, waifushittery is for thirsty people who lack meaning in their lives

>>163245473
Right now by picking captain and sticking with a buddy

>>163245305
I can't really afford anything this year, just gonna call her and hopefully we'll have a nice chat ^^

>>163245305
My big null rod

>>163245305
I'm going to get Felicity an Oxygen Jetpack!

>>163245305
Depends, is Kaylie a cute girl(male)? Will s(he) like a collar?

>>163245473
I was so tempted to kill everyone as a mommi. There was some extreme incompetence that round, myself included.

>>163246020
back off fuckboy

>>163246020
>>163246204
Kaylie is mine, I'm going to marry her at least until trinity comes back.

i just want to roleplay and chill with cool people, i dont want any of this waifu bullshit and it makes me uncomfortable to know that someone mentioned me as theirs

>>163246608
Playing as a female character is just wanting waifu attention

>>163246676
i don't play as a female character
i dont even crossdress like some fags do

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>Get enough sucks to shit up the round with death sting
>Fellow ling orders a cyborg to kill me because I was his target

It's just not fair. It always has to be fucking the cyborg surprise out of nowhere.

FUCK LINGSTENDED AAAAAAAAA

>>163246710
Then you're not a waifu

>>163246750
someone called me their waifu though
what does that mean

>>163246796
Shitposting

>>163246716
It's okay, he died in the end.

Good round cultists, it only took you captain access and noSec :---DDDD

>>163242958
noodles is creepy
people who want to roleplay a baby/family are sick puppies
don't conflate hippie people with disliking that specific, creepy thing

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>finally be the first to the salvage shuttle for the first time
>NAR SIE HAS RISEN!
>lel, fuck the station, time to space cowboy forever
>pick up captain's id
>monsters and bats spawn all over and slaughter me

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>>163247426

>>163247483
see you later space cowboy

>>163247483
You can get to it before station time 12:10 every round. Gitgud and trade

>>163248509
it's not so easy, you can be on z6 in seconds but it's so empty and big that you could spend a lot of time to actually find the ship.

>>163248980
Literally just stand in your outpost and compare the cords of your GPS to the map's cords

http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/#l=344,334,6;z=2

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I want to give you guys a Christmas present

First idea posted in response to this gets coded by the end of the year
No BS

>>163249476
If you'd like to, please join discord and ping in the coding channel.

>>16324947
Cluwne farm

>>163249476
Some form of pAI buffs
If you want specific ideas then here: https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12349

>>163249476
pAI BUFFS

>>163249693
>>163250021
The first step has already been taken.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12931

>>163251106
>Integrated pAIs can now manipulate their host objects via the equip, drop, throw, swap, cycle-intent-right, cycle-intent-left, help, disarm, grab, and harm hotkeys, as well as the attack_self() hotkey and clicking.

borercucks on suicide-watch

>>163251374
Different specializations. Borers focus on directly supporting the host's body, whereas pAIs could be placed into a variety of different objects to provide secondary support to their master. Both have their niche.

The pAIs are definitely going to have the possibility of more options though, because literally any object can be made to take a pAI and the pAI can be given up to 12 functions it can perform in that particular object.

For example, you could put the pAI into a gun in your off hand, and have it shoot while you shoot the gun in your main hand, doubling your fire rate.

>>163251374
>yakkety-sax while my pAI deals with shooting/disarming and et cetera
robust pAIs are the future

>>163251554
>get stunned
>pAI can still fire its gun after you drop it on the ground
A whole new world of possibilities.

>>163251525
>dual wielding possible
SCOTLAND

FOREVER

>>163251629
>gunhulk
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are there any guns small enough to fit in pockets?
Imagine a hulk with a pAI smart-gun in each pocket.

>>163251787
>nuke ops with SMGs in their belts firing while they dual-shield

>>163251787
the sketchkin pistol or whatever, pretty sure it fits in the pocket

>that clown
>that goddamn twat clown
didn't your mother ever tell you yelling doesn't help anything

I failed you, AI.

I tried

t. Janitor.

>>163251787
Laser pistol.

>>163252026
Not really much you can do. Wraiths gonna wraith

>>163251787
All pistols fit in pockets.
Not sure about the glawk, but laser pistol, plasma pistol and stechkin do.

truly this round reminded me why i don't play head roles

>>163252000
You gave me a dummy id just so I wouldnt get arrested by beepsky, you spent the entire round being a retarded asshole getting drunk the entire shift while I was running around giving people machines and toys. Get fucked Hop.

>>163252108
>HoP
wrong

>>163252047
I could have killed it in time if I was just a hair faster. The pressure was getting to me

>insert pAI into airlock
>doorman/doorcrushing trap
>insert pAI into MULE
>have Cargo delivery bot
Anyone have any other ideas?

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>Killer tomatoes
>Bioluminescent killer tomatoes (Tom-E-Lanterns)
>AI put a hit out on me, but only managed to get my plant bag stolen
>Half the station is lit by Tom-E-Lanterns by round end
Not bad for a round I was mostly dicking around at the bar in. Sorry for screwing up the rescue attempt, Chef.

>No shitcurity craptain waging jihad with a purge module in one hand and combat shotgun in the other
>1 sec
>No centcom team
>9 cultists
>1 absolute madman cutting up the vault
>Sensors slowly popping off
>QM sitting on a locker of guns
>Power cut
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>163252108
He was busy all shift.

>>163252291
And no chaplain.

>>163252232
>insert pAI into CMC
>alerts medbay when people are hurt

>>163252232
pAIbox: a little cylindrical box with a glass cover, like you can insert your pAI in here and let it act like an AI that can only control what is in it's view range. You know, having someone wait for you at your office is nice feeling, i thought this while waiting my brig time to end

>>163252291
>find syndicate listening outpost (?) in space
>get surprised by an op and die
>revived and converted
>first time being a cultist
>learn all the words on the station outskirts in space
>find some guns floating out there too
>Don't have any chloral
>not confident enough in my robustness to catch and drag people onto runes without alerting everyone or the new cultist bleeding out
>going to grab some paper and make soul stones and shit for constructs
>shuttle docked
I wish I had gotten converted sooner

>>163252580
>and let it act like an AI that can only control what is in it's view range
This would be really fucking strong though, since it'd let you have all-access via your pAI opening doors and accessing computers as long as they're in view of you.

>>163252580
>mfw
https://youtu.be/nkcKaNqfykg

>>163252652
one-way glass can be used to counter it

>>163252770
One-way glass isn't a thing.

>>163252813
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10429

>>163252858
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10535

Apparently the server was hit with really bad lag issues just after it was merged, so it was reverted. I haven't had the time to dive back into it and try fixing it up for resubmission yet.

>>163252858
>Revert "One-Way Windows" #10535
baka desu senpai

Quick post static namers, their hair colour and main job.

>>163253045
Julia Brandt
Turquoise
Medical Intern

>>163253045
Ailsa Docha...doch...docharatahighe.
Pretty blonde
I'm not sure but he's pretty!

you guys are my only friends
please dont leave me

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>>163253539
We will never leave anon. We'll always be right here.

>PJB tried to cancel the snowmap

>>163253823
that's a cute chicken mayne

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>>163253862
you bet your ass it's a cute chicken.

>>163252605
Pretty impressive for a first time. If we'd have gotten you earlier that round would have gone a lot better for us.

what jobs let me be the number one?

>>163254107
Villain

>>163253823
Someone gave her a really fine cock.

>>163254107
Captain, head of security, detectice, officer, or medical doctor.

>>163254043
I'm just happy that I managed to talk my way out of being detained at the end so I could get on the shuttle and shoot at the uninitiated once we docked.
>guy who converted me is cuffed
>free him
>try to hack through a bolted door
I went full retard here and should have just welded through the wall
>cult guy falls over for some reason
>sec borg rolls in right at that time
>knocks me down and cuffs me
>claim I beat up the cult guy
>borg takes off my pack and empties my pockets
>tells me I'm good and uncuffs me in the next room
>borg didn't even look in my medkit which had my book, a pistol, and a spare mag

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what jobs let me be therapist?

>>163252605
Sit and listen to papa probes pro tips for unprepared cultists

Make stun papers
Walk around
Stun anyone that's alone and convert them until there's no one left to form a resistance

You don't need guns or chloral. You just need to find loners until you've those big groups are mostly cultists and you can openly convert.

>>163253271
>>163253371
I need one more please.

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>>163245478
>having any meaning in life
>Thinking your Surrogate Activity is more meaningfull compared to other surrogate activities
The Loser is You!

>>163254381
IAA is the traditional go to.

Comes with medbay access, security access, a private office WITH PRIVATE SHUTTERS, and almost zero actual responsibility.

Ask the HoP for a job title change for maximum immersion.

>>163254381

ERP is banned

>>163254608
https://youtu.be/EkJGHamkzDM?t=14

>>163254441
This. The cult can literally just talisman convert spam then run around pushing and farting on security .They often don't change the laws so if sec starts killing they gotta ride sec's dick.

>>163255548
Shitborg McBannedsoon: BEING CULT IS HARM

>>163255653
>McBandersoon

Good name.

>>163255548
Pretty much. Just don't be obvious until half the station is cultists. If you don't have a specific idea or a lot of experience as cult your job is

#1 Don't get caught or reveal the cults presence
#2 Convert every single person you can without violating #1

THAT is what terrifies me about playing against cult when I'm sec. I have to treat every single person that doesn't have an implant as a cultist, and every person that does have an implant with caution. As soon as it is announced there is cult you have to think of yourself as a nuclear operative. The whole station is potentially against you. Except you know, you can't just shoot them.

>>163255653
Its piss easy to change laws. If you can't just blow and melt them

>>163255808
Agreed, stop pretending you're still unknown once people knoiw it's cult. It just gets your cult scrubbed.

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>got robusted by a goalith with less than 5 minutes on the clock

Should have made the place fucking air tight, better safe than sorry fuck.

SUPERMATTER SHARD PRANK (GONE WRONG - GONE SEXUAL - IN THE CARGONIA)

Shards aren't food, shards aren't food at all!

Don't delay, make a retard the Head of Security today

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>when you're a dionae with a riot suit and the blob tries to crush you 30 times but it doesn't even get your health below green
them it traps you and you have to pray for some deity to save your ass because you ran out of fuel for the welding tool like the unrobust shitter you are because not even your brute resistance is going to save your green ass from being gangbanged crushed from 4 different sides

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>Clown
>Chillin
>Captain on radio need me
>Aight
>You're getting the nuke card up your ass and all access
>Aight
>Don't do much, just fuck around and poke my nose in other people's jobs as I was afraid the captain would cap me and use me as rotting storage
>Clown blob
>Alright, I can negotiate!
>Eaten after cornered by the blob
>Become the blob for the first time
>Oh fuck what am I doing
>Get fucked by Raiden
That was interesting

>>163256750
DON'T PLAY HEAD IF YOU HAVE NOT MASTERED ALL JOBS UNDER YOUR COMMAND NOBODY IS GOING TO LISTEN TO A RETARD THAT HAS NO IDEA ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING

>>163256779
fucking Raiden went hard, shame he got ZAS'd and fucked by the bleb.

>>163256779
Actually got PM'd that you were trying to negotiate, but blebs can't hear fleshbags. Still, it was cool of you to try and offer up help!

>>163256893
rip raiden, he and the diona put up a hell of a fight

>>163257212
Didn't realise, thought it would be cool to negotiate. Sorry I was a shit blob m80

My name is

>>163257951
Greg

>>163257951
jEFF

>>163232830
You can also do an Alcohol IV and it wont get you drunk

>>163253045
Hyun-ae Smith
Black
Robonerd

>>163258038
I thought Hyun was a librarian

>>163257951
what

>pai buffs are real
m-masaka

>>163258092
She does a lot of things. Used to be robonerd duty though. Really should be librarian considering what she's based off of.

hey so since I was banned for showing people my smeggy cock i've got a girlfriend and my grades have gone up you'll cowards need to get into the real world and start living

>>163259763
>grades
ugh, good for yough

>>163254381
AI
Security if you want more of a CPS case worker kind of thing

>>163259865
ugh and my gfs a solid 8/10

>>163260005
good grades will get you a good job and income, good looking girls usually are just a time/moneysink

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>>163259763
>smeggy cock

>>163260172
ugh good for you but I love my gf

>>163259763
I am living I have a fucking $2100 mortgage payment and deadbeat elderly parents to support
Go fuck yourself

>>163260208
how old r u bucko

>>163260287
yeah but where's your girl/boyfriend kiddo ugh

>>163260208
but does she love you after knowing you role played as a pervert prison guard showing your dick to other males?

>>163260320
18 years of age

>>163260442
still in highschool?

>>163260457
is that what american's call college?

>TG doesn't have client macros
Ahahahahahahahahh

>>163260741
there are macros

>>163259763
If you were happy with your circumstances, you wouldn't be trying to stroke your ego by telling a bunch of autists how happy you are. You'd be out there "living".

>>163260208
You were banned what, a month ago, and you claim to have since gotten a GF that you "love" in that timeframe. Your youth and naivety is really showing.

I'd suggest trying to keep what i've said in mind, even after the waves of your denial wash over it.

>>163260741
your macros will carry over though, you just can't make macros while there

>>163260741
*comment

>>163260780
ugh le stoeic mature man

grow up kiddo

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Besides giving miners goodies and medical their packs how else can R&D be usefull for other departments? Upgrade most machinery?

>>163260364
Been dead for a long time and I still beat myself up over it. Funny ugh haha

>>163261072
Make guns, lots and lots of guns, open the cases with IEDs and then distribute to the crew

>>163261124
[spoiler/];-;7

>>163260364
I still haven't get over my old relationship It's been 6 years

>>163261315
pathetic ugh

>>163261315
I still haven't gotten over her after 3 years she wasn't my girlfriend she was just my first and only friend.

>>163261315
I still haven't gotten over myself and it's been my whole life.

>>163261534
tfw fell for someone who is still holding on to their ex who died in their arms a few years back

is the main server merely offline around these hours or time, or would the inability to connect imply a ban..?

>>163261315
>>163261124
>>163261534
>>163261686
>>163261879
It's like i'm really in space

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pulse
whoah... so this... is the power... of the irish....

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>>163261124
>>163261315
>>163261534
>>163261879
/ss13g/ - broken hearts general

>>163262270
and it's all because of UGH

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>>163261686
I still haven't grown the fuck up and I have a boyfriend.

>>163262324
SMEG
FILLED
WILLY
Now that's a broken-heart love story if I've ever seen one.

>>163262073
I mean it'll say banned by host if you're banned.

The server never goes offline, except for very brief intervals between rounds ( less than 5 minutes )

>>163262396
is that you there george

Server is dead?

>>163262243
potato-powered

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>>163262707
No, but I can be.

>>163262270
i just want her to look at me like i'm actually there haha

>>163263536
GEORGE IS A CHANGELING

>>163263637
CALL IT

>>163263027
Serbs alive what problem are you having?

>Be greyshit
>Say that the borgs are rogue when a sec borg doesn't follow its laws and carries on arresting me
>Robotics go full damage control and scream for me to be permad for having an opinion
>get 15 minute sentence for an opinion
Really makes you think

>>163264718
>didn't ahelp
REALLY
MAKES
(YOU)
THINK

>>163263629
Just act like a regular person.
Treat her like a regular person.

>>163264779
I avoid ahelping as a greyshit unless I get removed from the round completely
Don't wanna get banned for banbaiting

>>163264942
a borg not following its laws isn't really ban baiting

>>163264942
it's not banbaiting if you're not banbaiting

>>163264718
all of our Silicon Mains™ are total faggots
avoid borgs and tell any borgs that are hovering around you to go away

>>163264838
i do, i do, but she looks right through me most of the time. I'm just there to her, you know? It sucks.

>tfw 29 and still playing an autistic space simulator
why live?

>>163265353
>only 29
you're still getting stronger

sitting at 42

>build field generator at escape
>watch idiots walk into it and get flung across the room
>chaplain is throwing a hissy fit
>CE cuts power source

was fun while it lasted lads

>>163265545
I C K O C K
C
K
O
C
K

>>163265545
Nice ick ock

>>163265545
>tfw the cock is icky

ugh

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>>163265504
>>163265353

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>>163230391
Why is Nuklear such a retarded autist when it comes to chemistry?

>>163265707
>>163265731
>>163265990

What're you going to do about it? :^)

>>163264302
I'm getting connection failed. Got any idea why? I'm not banned, unless you can ban someone without it appearing on the ban list

>>163266258
I really have no idea.
He's a good player otherwise but his chemistry is so fucking weird and dumb and he doesn't listen to anyone else about it.

>>163266258
he comes from a time before modern chemistry
a time even before MDs had chemistry access
they were dark times, anon
he was molded by the dark

>>163266258
>>163266498
oh, and a time when chemdispensers started with 50 energy

>>163266350
Triple check you're connecting to byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>>163266663
quadruple checked and I'm still getting connection failed.

>>163266815
That's a very good question then anon.

You've played here before right? When did you start?

>>163266663
likewise, having the same problem as the other mate and I logged in just fine for the first time yesterday

>>163266815
>>163266663
that's the wrong ip lmao

>>163266815
>>163267227
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

Try this IP

>>163267328
yeah just found it in the wiki and doing fine

>>163267352
thanks OP

The OP is outdated because nuklear is a retard. Here's a working OP pastebin, I'll repost it when new thread is coming so it's not shit.
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Jobban for Rin when?

>>163266132
this is a bully free thread.
average age of ss13 players poll when?

>it's another nazi gimmick

Whoever the Engie was that singulod the borg
I'm so sorry Rin kicked the shit out of you, you pushed me by total accident into the one tile that didn't have scafold on it

>no idea what pro-tagonista syndrome does
>its not on the wiki
>probably just makes you spit out weird lines like when you catch the swedish or say ACK like a skeelton.
>might as well release this virus because I can't find any beneficial stage 2.
>find out what it does after injecting a lot of people with it.
Oh, well at least no one got katanas out of it.

>>163267789
That was me and I didn't god damn push you nigger, you walked out into space AFTER me then I laughed as your corpse entered the void

>>163267795
I think that it would replace hardsuit helmets with cat ears and makes replica katanas/REAL KATANAS

IMPORTANT server poll
www.strawpoll.me/11919774

has there even been a funny or good nazi gimmick? it certainly wasn't that round

For those who didn't get it in Medbay or Cargo

Fun stuff happens when you suicide with a duck in your mouth

>>163267942
>when you're a month away from that huge age cap.

>>163267942
>tfw only person here in 26-35 bracket

>>163267942
>Under 18: 2 votes

Hello kolith

>>163268169
I'm a month away from joining you amigo.

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>>163268193
>tfw not under 18 but just by clicking one button you know for sure you're making at least a couple of autists mad
Isn't it wonderful we live in an age where annoying people is this easy?

>>163267942
>Not having options for each specific age

how am I supposed to datamine effectively?

[21:53:51]ADMIN: HELP: Blitzikaze/(Ashe Mallory): Jesus christ, i'm so sorry - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[21:53:57]ADMIN: drcelt/(borer (638)) jumped to Blitzikaze/(Ashe Mallory)
[21:54:05]ADMIN: PM: DrCelt/(borer (638))->Blitzikaze/(Ashe Mallory): you're a disgrace
[21:54:15]ADMIN: PM: Blitzikaze/(Ashe Mallory)->DrCelt/(borer (638)): I know
[21:54:25]ADMIN: PM: DrCelt/(borer (638))->Blitzikaze/(Ashe Mallory): worst science lesbo ever
[21:54:45]ADMIN: PM: Blitzikaze/(Ashe Mallory)->DrCelt/(borer (638)): I'm still 2nd best

Who banz?

mfw no bans

>>163268401
We had to delay for something else. I'm sorry.

learned to slip today lads

>>163268391
whatd she do

Who /ObserverSoHeCanFrameSomeoneElseWithIckOck/ here?

>>163268584
you know there's a 4chan jannie in the admin team right?
that doesn't work lad

>>163268584
>he

>>163268474
Was it because of my containment grid?

please say it was

>>163268684
Lucky noone reported it desu

>>163268751
Amazing, there were at least 6 people on the ground being electrocuted.

>>163268584
>>163268641
I ask my adminfriend who is antag then fake ic in ooc. Can't be caught as I haven't played in 3 months.

>>163268641
>he isn't behind 7 proxies

>>163268817
the person you're trying for ick ock isn't, dumbass

>>163268684
No sorry it was for the Christmas update. Merry Christmas anon.

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got em

>>163267942
>>163268169
>only two other people in the 26+ bracket
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>163268979
good riddance I think

>>163268979
Pootismanic when?

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>>163268979
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eR7WkZPMc

Hallo moreno!!!

>>163268979
Shit, was this valid?

>>163269315
i replied to you earlier, dumbo. >>163238473
>>163269264
leave them alone, i don't even know who they are, we just talk IC

is the serb dead?

>>163269636
No, the IP is byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

the OP is wrong

DRAGONBRO CONFIRMED FOR HAVING THE CAJONES

>>163269749
thank you my dude

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE REAL /VG/STATION
OTHER WAIFUS ARE NEXT, DEADMIN PAIN SOON, TABLE CLIMBING IS COMING!

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>>163269750
>tfw

being a jew birdman is fun

>tfw can finally be captain without shitters ruining every round

Oh, you guys should make an ElWhoop item ingame to commemorate this VICTORY I brought you all
Maybe replace the captains gun with an el whoop gun or make it a captain uniform?

>I need to update byond after two years of never playing this shit
but muh no ads