/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Buff Pharah

Nerf Soldier

Nerf D.va

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hana song

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Heheh watch and learn"

What did he mean by this?

Who has the single best voice line out of everyone?

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Cute girls.

>>163220359
Why are there two threads

>>163220457
The other thread was made hours ago.

>>163210593

>>163220457
This one is for yuri and the other is for yaoi.
Obviously we don't need a hetero thread; there are no straight people in Overwatch.

>>163220569
>there are no straight people in the future.
ftfy

>>163220569
I'll stay here then

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Smug
DELICIOUS
Bleu woman

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so I heard there where female (male) healslut bimbo holes for sale

Is the only way to climb is to go on a win streak?
Seems kinda hard if you dont have a strong 6 man team

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Yuri thread it is then.

>>163220854
>>/u/
And don't come back

>>163220359
this is acceptable, its cute

>>163220854
this is not acceptable, fucking fuck off

Should I be out healing Ana as Zen?

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>>163220697

>>163221234
Not if she's doing her fucking job.

Maybe if your team isn't taking alot of damage causing her to snipe the enemy pharah or throw aggressive grenades instead of healing your tanks.

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muh dicc

>Finally break into master
>Next game my team has a Shimatard that get shit on by Soldier and refuse to switch
>Back to diamond

Oh well

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>tfw you back the canon ship

It's a good feel my friends.

>>163221628
I like Overwatch gameplay but as a /pol/lack I am perpetually triggered by Blizzard.

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>>163221628
this is a lesbian thread, sorry

Roadhogs is broken as fuck.

>bullshit hit box on hook twice the size of the hero he aims at
>pull through walls
>THROWS through walls
>heals 300 hps
>can 1 shot 70% of the heroes
>600 health

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when is he coming back?
;_;

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>>163221731
But there is no canon lesbian anon.

How the hell do I get good at ana? Is it even possible at plat level? I've been trying to learn her for the last week or so but I think the best I've gotten was 20% of team damage at the end. I've watched pro videos, I'm landing my nades and darts, but I just can't seem to actually heal enough.

>>163221721
Every /pol/tard learns to embrace homos as their perfect allies sooner or later. Some even turn into homos themselves!
It's the natural order.

>>163221567
>long hair prone to getting caught in the power armor
>no wrinkles

good armor design though

>Playing Ana
>Healing the fuck out of everyone (Outhealing Lucio)
>Mei starts complaining that I need to switch to a better healer, like Zenyatta

This was in comp. This man was is in Diamond (Master here). How the fuck do you live in Comp Season 3 and think Ana is a bad healer?

>>163221859
I carried myself from low plat to diamond with only Ana and sometimes Lucio.

Just get gud.
Use your nades on your tanks when the enemy tanks are right in front of them. Deny heal and improve your own at the same time.
Always have one eye on the sky, assume that your sniper/soldier is shit and won't get that Pharah who's killing you and the other healer. Kill your daughter yourself.

If your balls are tingling with that feeling that tells you that the enemy Rein will soon try and charge yours, keep your sleep dart ready. It's more important to sleep a charging Rein, then it is to heal the one he has pinned.

No need to heal if they never hit a wall.

Never forget your melee hit. Nade on the ground + melee + one auto-hit drop that annoying Lucio who's contesting the payload.

It's not about hitting every shot, it's about hitting the important targets, be they friend or foe.

how did no limits go from being the standard mode of play to completely broken garbage

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Who /master/ here? I know it's not exactly the highest but I don't have anyone else to share my joy with.

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Stop playing tanks.

>PTR update

What is it

>>163222421
When it was the normal mode people still tried to play as if it was comp.
Now that it's Arcade it's like a switch has been triggered and people just realised that they can do anything they want.

>>163220849
No just dont be shit

>>163222421

It was always completely broken garbage

Do you not remember 2 lucio 2 tracer 2 winston bumrushing first point?

>>163222570
Sombra

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>>163220837
Who's buying? I only sell my holes to bullies

>>163222671

Oh great more shit

Seriously how do we fix sombra?

Legitimately the lowest dps of any offense hero, extremely janky movement and escape abilities.

For a hero that can turn invisible its really fucking useless.

>>163222338
How much are you hipfiring vs ADSing? I feel like maybe I need to change my sensitivity because feel like I can't hit shit when I ADS

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>>163220192
DELET

>>163222568
Stop playing Mei first.

>>163222568
Why? They're extremely important to have.

>>163222819
>Legitimately the lowest dps
Uhhh she can unload 1k damage in one clip. She does higher DPS than Genji in low bursts. The problem she has is that she overlaps Tracer, and Tracer has better/easier to use escape routes from flanking. Being able to do damage is far from Sombras problem. It's that she's a worse Tracer.

>>163222806
>tfw want to post the lewd things i'd do to a cute trap mercy but id get banned

>>163221435
It didn't feel like she was doing it job during the game

>>163222860
ADS only if your target is either far away or a Pharah.
You shouldn't even try and Sniperduel a Widow or Hanzo so, if anything, hit them once and then fuck off out of their LOS.

My usual accuracy is something around 70/95 for hipfire/ADS.

If you are in your usual position you can just hipfire into your tanks and assume that the right one get's the heal, not much you can do if someone blocks all the heals your Rein should get, sometimes that's just unlucky.

Don't be afraid to hit full hp targets, remember the little heal-dot.
What's your sensitivity right now?
I'm running on 2350 CPI, maybe not enough to play someone like Tracer but it's where I'm most comfortable as Ana, Hanzo, Lucio or Zen.

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>>163220192
Fareeha is pure.
Remove it.

>>163223203
Then she is shit and needs to practice.

The only one who should outheal Ana is Lucio or a Mercy if Ana is trying to snipe down Pharah or some shit like that.

>>163223136
add me on something then cutie

Let's play a game.

Let's make skills sound as trivial as possible
I'll start:
>Lucio slams the ground with his sound gun.

>>163223565
floating air conditioner

>>163223565
Sppppooooooooookky ghoooooooost

>>163223565
Technical error

>d.VA can't block beams like zarya or meis
>can block sound from lucio

Explain this

>>163224000
Lucio's sound is weak in comparison to a military grade laser

Mei is just using liquid nitrogen.

>>163223207
>What's your sensitivity right now?
I don't know, and that's almost certainly a problem. I've never really given a damn about it and it's been fine for stuff like battlefield, but it's probably knecapping me here.

>>163224076
It's fucking sound. How can her defense matrix block sound? When she's using it it looks like little Lazer beams shootout and hit the bullets or rockets or whatever is being shot at her. You can't shoot sound. That's stupid.

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Who /ps4/ here?

>>163224382
Right here

>>163223565
Running

>>163224382
>Who /retard/ here?
Did you click on the wrong general by accident? Nobody would be dumb enough to play an FPS with a controller, right?

>>163224138
Don't fall for the
>But muh favourite pro play at 300 sensitivity we ALL SHOULD TO IT
line.

You need to find something that is comfortable for you, that is far more important at this level.

Try and see what your issue is:
Do you miss because you overshoot or can't get a clean hit on distance?
Lower your sensitivity a bit
Do you miss because you can't manage to hit a moving target even when it's right in front of you?
Turn it up a bit.

How's your average accuracy hipfire/ADS?

Do you ADS more than you hipfire? You shouldn't, The Dart-Gun is very accurate and all the tanks, your most important targets, are big enough to hit without slowing down/reducing your FOV by ADSing.

Also spam your grenade more. You are already doing that? Do it more.
If your team doesn't need heals, throw it into the enemy team or at the wall above/behind the enemy Rein. If they can't heal, they won't engage, buying you sometime to defend or to break their defense.

>>163224506
The best FPS ever are Halo, Timesplitters, and Perfect Dark though

>>163224260
You can shoot sound.
It's just waves, shoot out your own waves on a similar wavelength and the sound get's fucked up.

>>163224506
Heh... y-yeah, n-no one.

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>http://www.northeasthealthline.ca/displayservice.aspx?id=90830
>Physically Handicapped Adults' Rehabilitation Association (PHARA)
Literally confirmed. Truly the deepest lore.

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>>163224382
me and I just bought the game today

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>>163224872
Sorry pham.
Full body on top of her purity.

>>163225059
>tfw the spray is tiny as fuck in-game

>>163224506
Console > pc

More equal and fair. On pc if you have a better mouse, computer, monitor, speakers, Internet, and a number of other factors you get an advantage. Console everyone has the same equipment so it's more about skill than who bought better equipment

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>>163225248
Yeah, on console everyone is retarded, so it's equal.

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>>163224879
I just bought it today after giving up a while back
Post PSN. You too, >>163224496

>>163225059
that's a young version of her before she lost her limbs.

>>163224872
is correct

wow Symmetra is OP

Am I missing something? Where are my Arcade stats being tracked?

>>163225248
>monitor, speakers, Internet
How do these not apply to consoles as well?
Also, I'd rather have an environment where there are differences but I'm actually able to choose than one where everyone has the same thing but it's fucking awful.

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I don't think there's anything more terrifying/frustrating than a Rein that thinks it's a DPS and succeeding. I'm not sure if it's because he was just that good or we were just that shit or both.

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>>163225501
>Symmetra gets a double kill by holding down LMB and jumping around like a retard

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>it's another "Enemy team gets perfect Defense comp while you get Attack Torbjorns and Bastions" episode of Mystery 6v6

>>163225519
I'd rather have one where you can pretty much pay to win by buying the highest end equipment. That's an unfair advantage

>>163225969
But you really can't. If you're a gold shitter buying the best monitor, keyboard and mouse won't get you into GM. It's mostly about comfort, you can win with any piece of equipment. It's not like there isn't shit like pro controllers and M+KB attachments for the consoles.

>>163225516
They aren't

>>163223565
>Reinhardt hits the ground with a hammer
>Reaper shoots alot in random directions
>D.Va blows up her own mech suit
>Winston gets really angry
>Lucio plays his music louder

>>163225501
Agreed. I'm ok with all tyne changes but increasing her beam by 2 meters. It didn't sound like a lot but it's very noticeable. Go back to 5m and she'd be ok.

>>163224616
>TimeSplitters
>Tfw the closest you've come to playing a proper HD PC port of TimeSplitters is through the Homefront easter egg
>Tfw the TimeSplitters easter egg was the best part of Homefront

>>163225838
Attack gets screwed in Mystery 6v6 in general.

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>>163225838
>it's a hanamura mystery heroes episode

>>163223242

She is beautiful.

>>163225349
ahhh, console watch.

>rage too hard after losing 800 SR
>get muted
>now stuck in gold hell
>teammates literally do not understand matchups
>they have no sense of team comp
>they have no sense of positioning
>they have no idea what high ground is. Every match on Numbani, my teammates, no matter if they are support, tank, or DPS, will literally just stay on the payload on defense. I had one Zarya ask me what the benefit of high ground is. Yes, that actually happened.
>they will not group up ever. They will feed the other team endlessly.
>there's a Mercy on my team every fucking match, and I have to pray that she gets a decent rez off
>I have almost no control over any match now because my teammates cannot perform even the most basic functions by themselves:
>D.Va can't kill Reaper
>Ana can't heal, no matter what role you are playing. And if she ever nanoboosts you as a tank, it's when you're about to die.
>Zen can't heal, discord or use Transcendence at the right time.
>Lucio wastes his ults all the time, usually when our Zen wastes his.
>Mercy will stay Mercy no matter how many people are face fucking her. Not once will she switch off.
>Soldier can't kill Pharah. Fuck, Soldier can't kill anything.

And I can't say or do anything about it. All I can do is take it.

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>>163227118
Yes she is.

>get past level 100

>everyone you get queued with is a salty little bitch, even in QP

Should I just buy the game again?

How do I get out of Gold as Support? I can't stand the sight of any more fucks walking into the kill room one by one.

>>163227287
By playing soldier

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>>163225838
>it's a "one of the teams got 3 D.va's or 3 zaryas so they instantly win" episode

>>163225248
You can use any key and mouse on a ps4
>>163225349
>>163227195
>samefagging your own stale bait

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Love you all, Happy Holidays, fags.

krusher99

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>>163224872
MUHHHH DIKKKKK

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>>163225838
>It's another "Enemy team gets 2 Anas, 2 D.vas while you get memetastic characters" episode

I just want the old arcade back...

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Skin when?

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>too many snipers

>>163227309
>800
How is that even possible?

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>>163227264
>tfw no delicious brown gf

>>163227287
Talk.

Talk.

Talk.

Suck their dicks as if they are the tastiest of all treats.

Roadhog hooked the enemy Rein and both disengage half-life?
>"Good hook, mate! Do that again and he's down!"
Sound enthusiastic about it, too.

Make them like you and hunger for your praise.

Then you can start suggesting strategies and hero switches. They are much more likely to listen to you now.
Even if nobody else talks, you keep talking.

Someone died, even if you couldn't do shit/heal enough? Apologise over voice.
>Sorry man, I tried, hurry back, we can hold it.
The trolls have to lose the illusion of playing with NPCs, need to feel like they have a real actual human to let down if they lose this game.

It's best to do this as the support because
A)
You have the slight bonus of having picked the support on your own.
B)
You know what's going on. You have to know where everybody is and what the enemies are doing.

This is how you carry yourself from gold to diamond as a support main.
Also get gud.

>queue time on PS4

cut my life into pieces

>>163227789
She's really bad.

>>163225838
>attack torb
>implying it's bad in randomizer
Fucking destroyed with a 15 killstreak by the end.

>>163227689
When Young McCree gets added. So, 2018.

when do the loot boxes for getting a win with a certain game mode reset? i thought they were weekly but they didn't reset with the every 3 wins weekly

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>>163223242
>>163227118
>>163227264
>>163227795
>15 y/o

>>163227859
They don't, they're one time only

are they gonna nerf sniper bodyshot damage

>>163227883
Technically shes 34 if you do her in cosplay.

>>163227883

Still very pretty.

>>163227917
oh

damn

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>>163227883
>tfw no legal delicious brown gf

>>163225539

ABC dude. Always be charging. More charges more damage more shatters more wins.

>>163227883
legal in my country

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What's happening in this picture?

>>163227883
She should straighten her hair and do Ana.
Then she should cosplay as Ana.

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>>163213849
>tfw $10 for origins skins
IS IT WORTH IT

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>tfw

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so is masters actually the new diamond now

what the fuck happened

>>163228293
no

>get backfilled into Nepal
>first round, down roughly 25-60
>go D.Va
>put up a fight, but still fail to cap and lose
>come back and win round 2
>round 3 goes double overtime
>flips back and forth a bit
>we eventually win
>other team isn't even mad
A good day, I guess.

>>163228293
Eh they're all pretty good, it really depends on whether you want to pay money for skins or not.

>>163228293
not really

>>163228293
If you wanna spend 10 dolarydoos for 5 skins, go for it. The only good ones are Slipstream and Strike Commander.

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>>163228105
as it should be in all countries

>>163228390
What's happened is shitters are hard to filter out because they get carried. Essentially every team has at least 1 awful shitter on it, and whoever has the least amount of shitters wins, so those shitters still get points.

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>>163220149

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which one of you is the reinhardt bullying tim?

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>>163213849
YESSSSSSSSSSS

I just reached masters and I need some smurfs to practice, fucking qp is hell you cannot practice for shit

time for highh woof

>>163228654
sadly not me, but I got to bully him as roadhog a few days ago. quite fun, he tilts easily

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>>163227931
It was nerfed June 15th, 2016.

>>163228790
this rein is literally solo ulting him everytime he gets fully charged

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>>163227309

>>163228919
absolutely beautiful

>>163227309
>she fell for the "if you are bad at the game play support" meme
supports are too important to have shitters like this playing them

What changes do you think Sombras getting in the inevitable buff? What do you think they'll change?

>>163220201
When Genji says mada mada my dick feels funny

>>163227309
stream link?

>>163220201
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>163229069
she wont be able to be knocked out of invis when its starting up

>Estimated time: 30 seconds
>Time in queue: 5 minutes
Fucking most popular arcade game as well. I just want my free boxes.

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>>163228960
do not bully the big dope

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>DRAW

Great game, Blizzard

>>163229216
>tfw not in platinum
idktfb

>>163220192
Fuck's sake. McCree. Tbh I'm not gay guys. Like that ain't me I'm just comfortable with my sexuality. so I can admit when I see a cowboy with handsome face, and pretty eyes,
and rock hardware chest,
and rippling abs,
and the TIGHTEST ass
and that BAMF crotch bulge
and the perfect bod and

oh my god take your pants off.

...What?

>>163229216
>get a good game
>no tilt unless you're a faggot
>lootbox xp

what's bad about draws?

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Never playing him again.
Just like I said I would never play OW again after reaching Level 76 at 76 hours played with 76 at my top played

Mi o sutete mo, myōri wa sutezu.

>>163229382
well I didn't need my pants anyway i guess thanks

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>>163227248
>tfw in gold
>people stand in one choke until overtime
>then everyone starts to act
>trickle in
>ragers on mic
Send help

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>m-muh 20 million players
>i swear it's not dead XD

batlleborn 2.0

enjoy your 10 minute queues in like 3 months

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>>163229336

>>163229438
With every death comes honor. With honor... SAKE

>>163228537
>The only good one is Overgrown
Fixed that for you

>>163229026
Actually she's been a Mercy main since beta. Might be the reason why she's so bad in the first place.

>>163229603
thanks. see ya tomorrow anon

DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU...

"hi"

>Kings row, 2nd round defense (only had like a 1:10 to hold)
>15s left
>2 down, 1 walking back
>They were 3 down as well so we could still hold for a bit
>Symmetra places a fucking shield generator instead of a teleporter
>We lose the point, our Widow grills him on it
>His only response is "dude you're playing widow"

If you make a retarded mistake and acknowledge it then it's annoying but it can happen. But if you act like a faggot and get all defensive when you're in the wrong then you should not be in masters. Funnily enough he was plat season 2.

>>163229603
>not wanting more players
???

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>>163229336

>>163229216
I much prefer draws to the 50/50 coin of bullshit last season.

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>>163229712
Reaper!Mei fanart fucking when

>queue for competitive
>get matched with a 5-man party
>they immediately start shitting on me when something goes wrong
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't purposefully throw the match.

>>163227309
>this person played placement matches with innocent people

>>163229603
yea, because games never go on sale during Christmas

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>only play competitive when friends are on and insist
>only play Mercy and Lucio
>finish placements with 6 wins
>get placed at 3049
>literally got carried to a higher rating than any of the people who carried me
thanks blizz

>>163229603

>something goes on sale
>ITS DED GUISE

k

>>163220201
When Junkrat sings the 1812 Overture after a big multikill, I get a big smile everytime.

>>163228170
Im going to say its based on somthing else.

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>>163229619
>>163229829
N-Not gay! I'm just a little different! N-No homo am I right bruthas? H-hahaha

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>>163228293
I can't find the "upgrade" option, only the one to buy the Origins edition outright.
Send help.

>>163230042
She was already Silver in season 2 and like rank 32 at the end of season 1. She played with fellow shitters. She always wanted to play comp with me in season 1 but I made excuses to avoid it.

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>>163230149
His kill lines really are the best.

>>163230239
Are you trying with Bnet or with a browser?
If the client isn't working, log in with browser and try to buy overwatch, the upgrade button should be on the store page

>>163230239
are you logged in
it might only appear if it knows you own only the base game

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>>163224872
>amputee fags are still a thing

They already confirmed several times that she has all her delicious limbs.

The only people who are missing limbs are Junkrat, McMeme and Poo in Loo

I just tilted the fuck out of a Tracer main who was trying to fuck up our Ana by constantly being where he was trying to go with Symmetra. Felt good protecting our healer.

Thank fuck the rest of my team could hold the choke without me but I guess 5v5 with Sym shields isn't too bad.

Why aren't arcade stats tracked?

>americans waking up
>thread quality drastically decreases

every day

>>163230446
There's also Torbjorn.

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>>163227948
Pharah is 32, though.

>tfw you finally learn EnVyUs's spray pattern

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Mei, the apocalypse in human form, or misunderstood girl?

>>163230550
>Waking up
M8 I'm in west coast canada. It's 8:30 PM here. They're all going to bed, I would think.

>>163230149
link or soundclip?

>>163230446
>all males
what the fuck is this sexism

I want my amputee qt too ;__;

>>163229603
An actual flop is Infinite Warfare.
1 month and it's already at $9

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>Go to Walmart for groceries
>Go to the electronic isle just to look
>Overwatch priced at $25 on PS4, $60 on Xbone
>Take it to register
>They forgot to take the sticker off
>Get it on sale

>>163230672
>Symmetra
>male

>>163230663
>falling for an old d2g meme
I bet you think that STD picture was real, too.
>>163230696
What are you even talking about? None of what you said is right.

>>163230663
lurk more

>>163230550
woops, I meant EU* lmao

>>163230703
>console
sounds like a lose

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>>163230778

>>163230762
In several CD Keys it's already at that price.
G2A, for example, it's already at $15, lower than Black Ops 3.
Not to mention it took it a month to reach BO3's launch day sales.

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>>163230658
Cancer that should be removed from the game.

Also her final design is shit and concept art was 100x better. What the fuck were they thinking?

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>>163230778
>unlock almost every fucking thing for every character outside of golden guns
>Still haven't gotten Lucio and Zen's achievements
>They count towards completion

My OCD FLARES.

>>163230759
She's not qt though.

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>Dumb Winston players Wanna be Harambe
Follow your leader

>>163230762
What's a d2g?

>>163228461
i bought 50 lootboxes for the halloween event
debating doing that again for this event
>>163228537
i only like strike commander (a little bit) and overgrown (a little bit), but compared to other skins that have since been released, they are not my favourite skins for their character
>>163230239
let me know how your travels fare, brethren

>>163230848
>using CD key sites as a metric for success
If Infinite Warfare bombed, I couldn't even begin to imagine how catastrophic of a failure BF1 is. Or Titanfall. Or literally any game other than Overwatch and maybe FFXV.

>>163230357
post more junkrat

>>163230987
What?
Battlefield 1 costs around $40 on CD Key sites.
And Titanfall was a flop.

this game has so many delicious brown girls

>>163230965
The Dota 2 general.
>>163230930
>people using Winston to counter Symmetra instead of Pharah
Lmao
>>163231060
Battlefield 1 still sold like complete and utter shit compared to Infinite Warfare. If Infinite Warfare is a flop, Battlefield 1 is fucking ET for the 2600.

>>163230421
>>163230442
This is all it's showing me. Just the option to buy this version outright, when I already own the base game.

>symmetra now has infinite ammo

that's all she needs

>>163230670
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lx978UQyf0Q

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>>163231102
sombra makes me fucking diamonds

>>163230658
>not posting the mound

>>163231145
choose the regular base game in the shop
the upgrade button should be there

>>163231123
>Battlefield 1 still sold like complete and utter shit compared to Infinite Warfare
Not really, is on it's way to become the best selling Battlefield, and BF3 sold 17 million.
IW is selling less than 50% of what BO3 did, and BO3 sold a bit more than 20 million.
Not to mention IW straight up bombed on PC.

>>163231152
Honestly the reload is the only thing that stops her fucking up whole teams all the time.

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>>163231123
They want to counter the turrets when the turrets aren't really the problem

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>>163231032
Happily. You have any preferences between screenshots or fan art?

>>163231152
symmetra is fine where she's at. winston is the one who should get infinite ammo

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So how long until we get a new character? I'm getting pretty bored with the current roster especially since Sombra may as well not exist

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>>163230658
Neither

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>>163231102
Pharah is one of them, but she's not for sexual.

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>No Tank
>No Healer
>Too many snipers
>You're the only one who hasn't pick anything yet.

What do?

>lost every single 1v1 arcade so far

I think it's time to quit OW

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>>163231208
Sure enough. There it is.
Thank you, anon.

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>>163231245
Junkrat is my favorite to play desu
>Riptire Primed and Ready!

>>163231364
i cant win 1v1s either

just like i cant win mirrors in fighting games

i just dont like them

>>163231267
>>163231152
Everyone has infinite ammo
What you really mean is "bottomless clip"

>>163231123
>Dota 2 general.
Oh that explains it. I don't play Dota.

>>163231393
... uh that's the wrong webm

>>163229382
i need the full image

>>163231346
Fuck 'em, pick whatever you enjoy.

It'll either be so stupid it works or at least you'll have fun.

>>163231245
both are great, he's my favorite

>>163231382
>press the button and it just takes me back to the first page to buy Origins outright
OH GOD DAMN IT

>tfw your favorite girl gets the worst porn

feels bad man

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>>163230873
I'm glad we went from that to this

>>163231310
Probably three months or so.

>>163231346
Convince them to all go as tanks.

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>>163231620
>mei always clean shaven

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有本事就过来

>>163231538
>>163231382
>>163231208
>>163231145
>>163230972
>let me know how your travels fare, brethren
Got frustrated enough to press the "buy the whole damn game again" button, and it figured out that I got the discount right before actually finishing the checkout.

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>>163231517
Same. I love how expressive he is, especially the way he laughs with his whole body.

>>163231216
>a Call of Duty game not doing well on PC
OH REALLY
WOW
THAT'S UNEXPECTED

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>>163231346
>enemy roadhog is better than allied roadhog

what do?

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Why does Tracer's SFM look like total dog shit compared to all the others? It doesn't even really look like her

>>163231747
Tell him no more donuts if your team loses.

>>163231678
le balanced indian woman

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>>163231393
sauce pls

>>163231747

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>>163231714
this is all I have, I want some more art of him

>>163231886
>that aim

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>>163231886
this is because sombra's translocator doesnt actually move her anywhere until the animations done. it turns her into a sitting duck. literally worse than shadowstep in every way

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>>163231925
I'm away from my main folder right now, but I should have quite a few more on hand. I don't really want to bog down the thread with image posts, though, is that okay?

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>>163231620
delet

>>163224879
I hope you enjoy it anon. Make Lucio's jump L2/LT and Crossfade where the jump button used to be (X on PS4; I think A on X-Box?). Also make Tracer's ult L2/LT.

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>>163232092
mad mei has the better mommy body?

>All of today's lootboxes were shit

DIE DIE DIE

>shadows actually appear on winston shadow puppet emote
HOOLY SHIIIIT

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>>163232205

>>163232075
are you the same anon who ships junk + Mei?

also pls imgur album your stash ;-;

>>163231346
Pick Symmetra and unleash my 7m - 9m feminine laser.

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Sombra is kinda shit at the moment, but goddamn she is fun

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>all I want out of the event is Jingle Tracer
>about to give in and buy it with credits
>look in the gallery
>I already had it the whole time

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>>163232163
>fat is mommy body

>>163232163
degenerates go away

how come in ever have any energy with zarya

no one shoots the people i shield, but the enemy zaryas are always full energy because my idiot teammates don't stop shooting

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>>163232317
I am not, but I like the pairing well enough. Let me see if I can get that imgur dump set up.

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>Overwatch promises free characters!
>As long as they are overdesigned brown women

>Ended season 2 at 3015
>Finally get to doing placements
>Expecting to land around 2500 again
>Land at 2990
>Win next game
>Already at career high of 3047

Well fuck

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DID SOMEONE SAY "BOMB"??

>>163231804
it looks like scout cosplaying as tracer

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is there anything more satisfying than negating a mercy rez?

>>163232586
>Doomfist will be an overdesigned brown man

>All new heroes will be brown, black or yellow, they only made white characters for release so people would buy the game and now they'll go full SJW
>we will never get an Italian, Pole, Spaniard, Irishman, Finn, Norwegian or Scot
>Their most OP hero will eventually be a Jew from Israel, OY VEY

>McCree shivering in the cold outside on the menu screen
Why won't those assholes invite him in?

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>>163232389
I want her to get a buff. Sombra's mobility feels so good.

>>163232860
Witnessed

>>163232860
did you kill yourself

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>Queue for Winter Mystery
>Hanamura/King's Row attack
>Leave match

So now the only way to get your arcade boxes is by grinding 3v3?
Because the Mei brawl is absolute shit and the 1v1 is horrible

>>163232948
If you could give her ONE buff, and only one, what would it be?

>>163231346
Roadhog
If you're not gonna win, at least you can not win with 5 golds.

>>163232948
Those thighs

>buy gift
>send an email to friend
>nothing happens
is this feature working? also this was for cross servers.

>>163232860
Anyone have the junkrat webm where he dies in the start of numbani and gets a tripple because they just walk right over the grenades?

>>163233031
You idiot - what you want is Hanamura Defense or Kings Row Attack.

These win 80%+ of the time.
Hanamura B is almost impossible to lose and King's Row is almost impossible to defend once you get the cart rolling.

>>163233035
her butt

>>163232884
Don't you ever get tired of being permanently offended?

>>163233189
But that thing is already god-tier

>>163233201
Wrong door.

Here's your right address:
www.tumblr.com

Sombra is ugly as fuck, primarily because she's shit-colored

>>163225838
I'm thoroughly convincd Blizzard utterly fucked Attackers on character rolls. Too many fucking games Defense rolls 3 fucking D.Vas or Bastions and it is impossible to win.

>>163232978

yes. But we won right after I akbar;d

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Will he be the voice actor for doomfist? I hope so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXf8P8FLz9c

>>163223136
I wish you'd fucking end your life so badly

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>3v3
>playing ana since someone picked tank already and fuck playing dps
>not a bad healer but don't play them very often
>all good but we get to a 2-2
>last match
>both teammates die
>trying to sneak around and come face to face to the hanzo that is actually pretty good
>can't fucking hit a m1 on him for some reason so decide to just use grenade and punch him
>he dies but match doesn't end
>look at scoreboard
>last player is a fucking d.va
>as i do this i hear her getting her mech back
>OH SHIT
>start sniping her as i see her
>keep abusing sleep to keep her mech on the ground and heal myself with my grenade while ADADing and m1ing like a fucking madman inside d.va hitbox
>destroy the mech
>she runs away but i get her with a potshot and a grenade
>we win
>d.va and hanzo teammate laughing his ass at them on chat

WHAT THE FUCK, what a adrenaline rush.

>>163230930
H-How did you get 500 health?

>>163233753
Multiple Sym shields.

>>163233657
>3v3

Into the trash your post goes

>>163233824
>not doing 3v3 for weekly loot boxes

>>163233919
>not doing 6v6 random for your loot boxes
?????????

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>first competitive season on PC
>finally finish my placement matches
>literally just a few points away from gold
>mfw two of my losses were because people on my team disconnected

trying to get loot boxes from playing no limits, I realized the only way to win is to go full CoD, everything is retarded and so cheating

if you dc during 1v1 does the other person get the win

>>163232948

i want sombra to get a skin that shows off her ass and removes her skirt

i just bought 5 lootboxes and got nothing

now i feel like a dumbass

wp blizzard

i just want the yeti ;_;

>>163234102
Get in line behind the Mei players

>>163233958
Why would I? Matches take longer to end and party comps sometimes are so fucked up they drag the match forever.
1v1 is pure cancer but 3v3 is ok ish.

>>163234105
Buy it

With more loot boxes :^)

I know everyone here says he sucks, but I want to try out Winston for a bit on Quick Play. Is he best for playing distraction and disruption, go to the objective by a different route than your teammates and make the opponent team break off defending/attacking to deal with you?

>>163234105
>>163234212
im unironically going to buy as many boxes as it takes on jan 1st to get the yeti if i dont get it by then

>>163234212
heck no

i already feel stupid

>>163232913
He is a Jew, that's enough reason.