/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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>>163200062
>In this thread:
>cancerous waifuposting
damn right

I like Jack

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Liara best waifu

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>>163200310
I disagree with you

but I will respect your bad decision

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SPACE

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>>163200428
your opinion holds no significance

>>>163200547
dont be such a fucking faggot
we are in prime posting time and were on imagelimit

>>163200575
your dick holds no significance

>>163200783
your mom disagrees :^)

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First for best girl.

>>163201286
>tali
>purple

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>>163200934
dad?

im disappointing that you use 4chan and that you're on /meg/

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>>163200062
I dinndu nuthin ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!

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Reminder that Liara handed over Shepard's remains to potentially their worst enemies and the ones responsible for killing their team on Akuze, didn't know about the Lazarus Project when she handed Shepard's body over to Cerberus, argued against bringing Shepard back when she found out, and didn't tell anyone about what she did, leading directly to Garrus throwing his life away, Shepard getting labeled as a terrorist when the authorities mistake them for working with Cerberus, Ashley/Kaidan having a misunderstanding with Shepard on Horizon, and the Council nearly having Shepard executed.

>>163201636
>responsible for killing their team on Akuze,
>choosing sole survivor background

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It's hip to fuck Quarians

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>>163201636
>Liara haters trying this hard
Tali just fucks off with her stolen Normandy technology never thinking about shepard again
Ashley just fucks off
Liara saves Shepard who wouldve been sold to the Collectors otherwise, risking her life, even going so far as to work with a prohuman terror organization.
All just because she loves Shepard so much.
No Liara and the Reapers win.

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Tali is ok

>>163201436
Get you country back on track, mate.

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>>163203052
germany is just making a point

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>>163203052
>back on track
good one

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SAVE or DESTROY ?
The Rachni Queen
Kenji's Greybox
Project Overlord
The Geth Heretic Base
The Collector Base
Your waifu's virginity

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>>163203398
>The Rachni Queen
>Kenji's Greybox
>Project Overlord
>The Geth Heretic Base
>The Collector Base
DESTROY

>Your waifu's virginity
>mfw my waifu is Jack

>>163203398
Kill xeno scum
Protect the Alliance
Save autistic human
Kill robots
Kill xeno scum
After marriage

>>163203398
These are all common sense questions.

The rachni are effectively harmless given there's literally just one queen left, and said queen has done literally nothing wrong. Let it live.

That greybox has incriminating evidence that could start a war and no other practical value. Destroy it.

Cerberus doesn't know what the fuck it's doing again. Save David and shoot Gavin in the head.

The geth are 100% hostile murder robots and have always been 100% hostile murder robots. You have zero reason to trust them. Destroy it.

You've got zero reason to trust TIM and every reason to fear indoctrination. Blow it up.

>>163203724
>That greybox has incriminating evidence that could start a war and no other practical value. Destroy it.
Shit gets leaked anyway, might aswell just leave it with Kasumi.
canonically it makes more sense actually.

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>>163203398
Save the Rachni Queen.
Destroy the Graybox, thats critically dangerous information and being plugged into that thing during most of your time is unhealthy.
Save David, slap Gavin's shit.
Rewrite the Heretics, regret it initially in 3, then be satisfied when you get both fleets.
Destroy the base not because, "oh the humanity", but because the Illusive Man can't be trusted with that knowledge.
Savor the last shot before popping her heat sink

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>>163203553
What about an intact anal virginity ?

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>>163204000
well.....

>>163203946
I'm not using meta-knowledge here. Mass Effect in general has enough of characters just reading ahead in the script, no need to treat it that way and make the problem worse.

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>>163203954
Whoever designed that statue may have enjoyed themselves a little too much while making it and I'm okay with that

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>picture of statue that shows an alien in a space suit is posted for the hundredth time

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>>163204710

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>"Keelah Shepard, I know I'm the one with the shotgun, but why do I always have to take point?"

>>163204710
>angry frog
You're no better.

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>>163204964
DELET THIS

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>>163204710
>>163205028
Let it fuel your rage.

>>163205160
Thinking back on it I don't know how I didn't pick up on how much Sith Lord-tier shit Javik says.

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>>163204964
>wide hips
>round cheeks
>thick thighs
I'm not even a Talifag man, fucking hell. Whoever made this needs a medal.

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>>163204964
how can Tali even compete?

>>163205861
>those textures

was that made using some sort of golf ball brush

So, who was on your team for the final mission of each game, /meg/ ? We're speaking Ilos, Reaper Larva fight and Conduit Run.

ME1 : Tali / Wrex
ME2 : Tali / Grunt
ME3 : Tali / Javik

>>163206039
still better than a butt in a suit

>>163206145
>most useless teammate in all of the most significant missions

ME1: Liara/Garrus
ME2: Garrus/Legion
ME3: Liara/Garrus
class: Infiltrator

>>163206145
Tali and Garrus for all three, just for the sense of completeness.

>>163206292
I see you're not even trying anymore

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>>163206575

>>163206145
ME1:Garrus,Wrex
ME2:Jack, Garrus
ME3: Garrus, Liara

>>163206739
Great reaction gif friend! I think we all laughed at that one haha!

>>163206292
No, both are disgusting xeno scum, yours just looks like it was made out of a golf ball

>>163206145
Garrus/Wrex
Garrus/Zaeed/Mordin
James/Garrus/Javik

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>>163201286
The geth did nothing wrong.

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>>163207059
>not wanting to feel Liaras bumpy scales on your skin
always these fucking homos shitting up the thread

>>163207520
>wanting to ever be near xenos
>unironically being a xeno sympathiser

Yuck

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>>163206145
ME1: Garrus / Wrex
ME2: Garrus / Legion
ME3: Garrus / Tali

>>163207713
>playing a romancesimulator set in space
>complains about alien waifus
real abstract kind of autism you have there

>>163200310
asari are all futa.

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>>163204349
It is pretty great

>>163208101
>futa
everyone who faps to this shit needs to be shot

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>>163201286
Tali is grey not purple

>>163208096
>play a humanity first alien genociding simulator
>thinks its a waifushit game

yes, you certainly do have the artisms

>>163208537

Didn't think that there would be Cerberus posters here.

Czechfag here. Jesus Christ, Germany what the fuck. You are beginning to be like France and France is gay. Also what the fuck Turkey x2. I work as a security advisor for local embassies and I had to work additional four hours today.

Also I really like to see Liara poster(s). Because she is definitely the best waifu around. Jack is good as well

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>>163208372
No, she is desert brown

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>>163208870
I disagree with your choice of waifus but whatevs, Just advise me with something security-ish
No suicide or getting out accepted

>>163209297
shes canon a grey bald disgusting xeno

>>163209590
>Just advise me with something security-ish
Don't date space gypsies.

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>>163208870
>Jack is good as well
You're a cool guy

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>>163210015
Fair enough
No more blue babes tho, feels wrong

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>>163210665
Didn't even swell up a little.

>>163211120
Aww.

Sweet page 10 at ameritime

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Will you pound sweet Andromedan pussy if it's avaible, /meg/ ?

>>163213231
No sweet pussy, only Shrek.

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>>163209913
>bald


Literally not canon

>>163215490
Those are cybernetic wires

>>163215690
It's literally dextro rotated keratin

>>163216060
I dont understand that xeno talk, speak english

>>163216182
>Not knowing basic scientific terms

>>163216359
>xeno speak
>basic science

yeah, stupid xeno science, use real human science

>>163216182
>xeno talk

It's basic level biology mate.

Most amino acids are chiral, the amino acids that make up the protein Keratin which is what hair is made of would have to be dextro-rotated for quarians, for us it's levo-rotated

>>163216359
>Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

Your "scientific terms" smell of heresy, citizen.

Anyways what are you saying 'bout new Blade Runner trailer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haXvp8M9Cog Shit looks great
>Ford
>Gosling
>Scott
>Villenue
>Vangelis soundtrack

>>163213231
Isn't the local species those frumpy pink/purple things that look like cocker spaniels?

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>>163217124
Kett lips are made for ______.

>>163217451
Not those, the non hostile ones we've seen hanging out in the outpost

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>>163217451
Wasn't one of the yet-to-be-revealed companions supposed to be one of this species?

>>163217963
what is that alien in the back right? its got like a conehead

>>163217963
>look at our definitely not draenei copy aliums. So alien and original, just explore xD

There are literally thousands of ways to do original aliens. And they even got it somewhat right with various non-differently-colored-humans back in original series. But no, they have to fuck up everything.

>>163217963
Conehead alien in the back as someone taking pictures of his/her/its/xir/mir/zen butt.

>>163217963
me on the right

>>163218523
i think that's a salarian in profile.

>>163218897
on zoom, it's got a carapace like a turian so i have no fucking clue what it is.

>>163219058
Turian looking at the floor

>>163219058
It looks like its got an egg shaped head and its ears are on the side and they look like antennae

>>163218552
The funny thing is that Draenei themselves are a rip off tieflings.

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>>163215490

They never should have revealed what she looked like

>>163218552
>There are literally thousands of ways to do original aliens. And they even got it somewhat right with various non-differently-colored-humans back in original series. But no, they have to fuck up everything.

From what I've seen, this race is only being shown as male too in that trailer. They might be making all the same mistakes from the original trilogy with this one. Granted, I only count 4 of them in that short run through the colony outpost, but they all look like men.

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>>163218552
>And they even got it somewhat right with various non-differently-colored-humans back in original series.

>>163217963
That Slav Krogan on the right is a nice touch.

>>163217963
the textures look godawful

>>163220885
they do.

>>163220574
no idea why there are even so many krogans in this game.

>>163221118
>no idea why there are even so many krogans in this game

Cheap bodyguard material

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>Krogan companion with bone ornaments on his armor
what did he mean by this?

>>163221374
A shaman most likely

>>163221434
so basically a WE WUZ KROGAN AND SHIEET character?

>>163221374
bone ornaments AND a bone goatee.

>>163221495
No those are new aged blacks, not shaman, shaman just tell you to murder chickens or the spirits will get you and dance around a fire

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>>163203196
i'm a little scared that this is actually happening

>>163221374
How does Vetra's visor stay on her head? The arms don't hook onto anything, and it's not a band that goes all the way around. Is it just tension?

>>163223229
It could be, it could also be adhesive or maybe she got magnets embedded into her faceplate

>>163223229
Mass effect fields.

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>>163223401

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>>163223987
>filename
Did you actually booted up the game, loaded up a save and took the time to screenshot that just to get that image ?
That's dedication. I can admire that. I can appreciate it too.

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>>163224602
got it from a youtube video, but yeah, i would do that.

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>>163218523
Looks like a Rakata to me boss.

at this rate we're going to end up at the image limit again

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>>163228608
so we'll make a new thread
whats the big deal

>>163229440
id pay 20 dollars for a dlc in which different waifus put things into Kelly's chambers.

>>163229745
she probably shares them with other crewmembers

Best mission order for major planets in ME1 ?

I'd say Therum -> Noveria -> Virmire -> X23 -> Feros, stopping by the Citadel for sidequests just after Noveria.

Always felt that Feros was meant to be the final part of the mission, with the high-persuasion check at the end and the way the Enigma fits as the last puzzle piece.

>>163230594
And the Varren she got scale-rot from

>>163231062
>implying it isnt Jack

>>163230932
It's always fun to go get Liara as late into the game as possible, I like the alternate scenario if you get her after Virmire

>>163231062
>>163231192
Varren have scales?

>>163230932
>feros last
wtf, I always do it after Therum just to get it over with, then Noveria and Virmire at the last

slow day huh?

guess i should spark some discussion.

who would win in a fight Garrus or Wrex?

What would you get your waifu for Christmas, /meg/? No bullshit like "eternal love" or something, what's something you can give or something good you can do to show you really love her.

>>163233343
If they have guns, Garrus. If not, Wrex

>>163233343
Wrex, due to nearly a millennia of experience that Garrus lacks.

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>>163233389
Probably a silk robe for Tali, I bet no Quarian has actual silk

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>>163233389
i'd get Jack one of these.

women like swords right?

>>163233404
>>163233542
alright. who would win in a fight

Mariana or Jack?

>>163231412
same here

>>163233712
you'd give her mexico?

i'm from mexico bro. there's a lot of shitty parts.

>>163234027
Jack, she is basically a human matriarch.

>>163234434
so could she beat Liara? what about Samara?

>>163234593
Liara, easily. Samara would be just as easy a loss

>>163234434
>Hey fucker, have you ever got the shit kicked out of you by an entire Vorcha Void Devil unit? Few pussies like you have.

>>163234757
ooh shit. Matriarch Jack

i got a semi just from thinking that

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>>163234125
There are some nice bits. Virmire reminded me of some of them

>>163234960
yeah well i'm from a rural as fuck area where until recently farmers killed each other for land claims and crop theft

>>163234848
>instead of wisely sealing off a portion of her mind like Benezia, Jack just gets so pissed that she shakes off the indoctrination for a few minutes

Hey /meg/ whats up?

>>163235360
nothing. now get out

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>>163235271
So more like Omega

>>163235360
Spess

>>163235360
nothing much. i'm on winter break waiting for the next semester to begin.

my dad wants me to find a job till classes start up again but they begin in like 3 weeks so...

also im looking up welding vids on youtube(i quit my major and im gonna start the welding program at the local CC next semester)

also i'm cold as shit, today's high was 12°F, could be worse, yesterday it was -20°

You guys think the milky way colonizers will get andromedan sicknesses?

>>163236728
I'm honestly going to be upset if they don't force in an Andromeda Strain reference somewhere.

>>163236959
>Andromeda Strain
wut?

>>163237115
Its an old book. Personally though it was pretty good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andromeda_Strain

>>163237176
Their is no way bioware employees are smart enough to think about something like that.

They should just copy shit from old sci-fi movies like the day the Earth stood still or maybe twilight zone episodes.

No effort involved and it'll be better than anything they can think of

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where are the Euros

>>163213231

all andromeda waifus are trash bag tier, so no.

Oh man I missed all the tali posting in the last thread.

>>163240643
>No Jack or Tali posting
>Eternally sitting on Page 10
Just let us die.

>>163240731

Tell Bioware to release information about the game. What do we know other than peebee looks like an ogre?

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>>163240643
It isnt too late

>>163240840
I wanna meet Vetra

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Sulu fucks aliens, why don't you?

>>163240731
I cant, Im a survivor. When western civilization plunges into chaos and war, I'll keep posting between shooting kebabs.

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>>163240731
Never

>>163240731
>us
nah, you should go back to dag

>>163242369
You know I always regretted never playing DA:O when it came out.
After seeing what happened to other 2 games, I don't regret so much.

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>>163240643
Not too late.

>ywn cuddle under a blanket with Tali while sipping hot drinks and watching Blasto VIII with the winter raging outside

>>163243568
>Blasto
Shit taste in movies friend. That director is a hack.

>>163243267
You can still play it. The way it ends feels kinda final, it had an epilogue and everything.

Plus the next 2 games only refrace the main character from origins like twice. So it might as well be a completely different series.

>>163243853
Oh I've played DA:O since. I'm more saying I'm glad I didn't get all invested in the series only to be setup for the steaming pile of shit that was DA2 and DA:I. ME3 had some serious fuckups but its still not close to those two.

>>163244039
>I'm more saying I'm glad I didn't get all invested in the series only to be setup for the steaming pile of shit that was DA2 and DA:I.
Lucky bastard

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>>163244093
Yeah. Dodged a bullet there. Didn't dodge a bullet when I pre-ordered the Collector's Edition of ME3

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>>163243568
>>163243763
>wyn celebrate Christmas at Tali's place with Jack and watch "Blasto III: Escape from Illium"

Some days I wonder why I should even get out of bed.

>>163244198
We all make mistakes

>>163244208
>watching flick garbage when you could be watching Fleet and Flotilla Kino
Pleb

>>163240013
stop asking for euros at 8 in the morning, it's the aussies' fault at 6 in the evening

>>163244318
I don't sing, and Jack don't sing, plus we'd also watch "Blasto IV: Crouching Varren, Hidden Krogan" which is GOAT.

>>163244482
I wonder what they're thinking about.

>>163244669
>did I leave the oven on?
>my feet hurt

>>163244937
Yeah that seems about right

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>>163249059

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No dying on my watch

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Tali best girl

all other waifus are alright I guess

>>163250613
no one's dying. stop spamming images though or we won't even make it to 500 posts.
if you don't have any meaningful thing to say, skip it.

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>>163250697
>thread was already on 8 when i posted
>last two hours are just 2 jpgs and one gif

Yeah, whatever, i will keep writing to minimum then

>>163250667
Aren't her legs a bit to straight?

>>163250784
WOW ALREADY ON PAGE 8? WOULD HAVE DIED IN SECONDS, THANKS FROM LITERALLY RESSURECTING IT!

>>163250867
No problemo amigo!

>>163250896
page 9 had been a given for the last 2 years until more info finally trickled in. it's seriously not a problem but suddenly the image limit is.
I just don't see the point in filling up the thread with images that are getting posted every single thread again and again and again, that goes to Tali-, Jack- and Femshep/Liara-shipping shitposters alike.

>remove starbrat
>destroy only ending
>only destroys reapers
>ME3 now 10/10
>no continuity issues for new game

Was that so hard bioware?

mass effect is just i, robot on a galactic scale

>>163250896
>>163250784
>>163250613
You're honestly the worst poster in this general. Worse than every other trip and namefag and even worse than our Liara/Femshep autist. Kill yourself

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>German police arrested the wrong guy so truck driver is still running around free with a weapon
Germans are beyond dumb.

Also Tali is the best and I want to suck her cock while being taken in the ass by other gypsy trash

>>163252475
Feels good to be appreciated, thanks

>>163252575
Oh, you're just using my name as well now? Thanks amigo!

>>163252706
Oh, that's just rad

>>163252570
Let's keep politics out of here, that only leads to pointless arguments.

After all, we're all here to accept that Tali is best waifu, aren't we?

>>163253329
Fuck off newfag

>>163252570
>>163253405
back to /pol/, faggot.

>>163254095
Back to tumblr, newfaggot

so can someone explain the new skill system to me? I know it's class-less, but I heard some disconcerting bits about them being inspired by Destiny and having you swap out skills before deployments.

http://orig06.deviantart.net/d870/f/2016/354/4/9/stuffing_the_toy_by_violanarrayya-das8973.jpg

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>>163254186
that's 30 years in the iso-cubes

What is love /meg/ ?

Hello everyone. How's it going?

>>163201286
Indeed. I had a weird dream with her in it last night.

>>163202193
Damn right.

>>163203196
The world is getting weird.

>>163203398
>The Rachni Queen
Save.
>Kenji's Greybox
Destroy.
>Project Overlord
Destroy
>The Geth Heretic Base
Save, a body is a body.
>The Collector Base
Save. All that delicious tech.
>Your waifu's virginity
Destroy

>>163203553
Her emotional virginity is still intact anon.

>>163204964
I must 'butt' in and say, what a great ass.

>>163254186
Oh jesus christ.

>>163254530
Thank you based Dredd.

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>>163254186
Viola no one wants to see, your trashy art. Keep, that shit where it belongs in the firey shit of hell you call Germany. You werid ass nazii trannie.

(The, last portion is true the artists real name is Lukas, fucker got a sex change.)

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>>163255154
Liara basically

>>163255630
back to /dag/

>>163255810
At least /dag/ has good quality husbandos! I hope Andromeda gets more cute and hot guys seeing as we won't have gypsies to fuck my ass

>>163255719
I wondered who you were matey

>>163255545
Really? Oh wow!

>>163255630
Reminds me of the time when I got a trip.

>>163255810
leave me alone, I need strong Qunari arms to hold me and BQC to pound my little boipucci day and night

>>163255920
I just joined the fun you stupid faggot

>>163256005
Nah it's all fine with me. I see it makes you feel better and das cool

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>>163255931
True story, fag also fucked me over twice in payment for various goods namely making shit sfm art for them.

>>163256005
I'd post a picture of my qunari, that doesn't look like a butter faced fuckball.

>>163256053
Why would you want to commission something from that thing?
Unless you're into muscles and BIG of course.

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>>163256053
>fag also fucked me over twice in payment for various goods

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>>163256229
I never said I commissioned them, i said they commissioned me.

>>163256279
Needed the extra cash for bills, charged em 78, so I could front my electricity. They, never payed on time so. I deleted the work, and told them to fuck off when they asked for it.

>>163256432
Oh, I see, I'm sorry.
What did he/she commission from you?

>>163256512
Some fetish art, of a fat female quarian getting penetrated by a muscular suitless qurian herm.

I regret ever accepting it.

>>163256587
I would feel the same.
I'm surprised, I thought Viola did all the work him/herself. I wonder how much money has been spent on weird fetish art.
I hope the fatquar realized the errors of her ways and lost some weight.

>>163256719
They, do a majority of the work themselves, they just suck dick when using SFM. Hence, why a majority of their art looks like hastly lit enviroments.

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>>163256587

>>163256823
stop saying "they". say "it"

>>163256823
I see.

Be leaving soon for some time /meg/.
With a tad bit of luck I'll be able to come back and post Part III of FemQuar / Human. Got some ideas during the night, have to work on how to tug on you cunts' heartstring.
Also have two other short stories to write.

See you soon /meg/.

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>>163259253
Bye Monsieur, have a good one, looking forward to the stories

>>163259253
Bye now. Merry Christmas. I look forward to part III.

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Another day of life, another day to post Jack

>>163259253
>FemQuar
No thanks. Don't need more gypsy trash.

Bye.

You're picking goat, right?
>https://is.4chan.org/k/1482239162425.png

>>163263275
I wouldn't pick any of those

>>163263275
Goat or cat, yes.

>>163263275
you mean dog, right?
also, did you post this in the right thread?

>>163263275
Does the horse come with a horsecock or a puffy horse pussy?

A cat is fine too.

>>163263275
As in Mass Effect, almost all are good choices. The exeptions in ME are Morinth and Allers, the exception here is cow

>>163263687

I want to know where /meg/ stand.

>>163263275
Dog and Horse are the only answer.

>no health
>assault trooper standing right in front of me has no health either
>hit trigger for concussive shot
>somehow goes fucking around him and hits a fucking wall
>die
MOTHERFUCKER

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>>163263275
fuck off with your furry fetish shit

>>163263879
I want to fuck the turian

>>163265451
She wants to fuck you too.

>>163265771
only if you play as female ryder tho

>>163265771
I hope so
If she isn't a romance option, I'm crashing my car through Mac Walters' house and hitting him with a bat

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>>163265771

>>163263963
>the exception here is cow

Fuckin' what?

>>163267174
tits are way too big, they look creepy

>>163263856

Whatever you want, dude.
Cock, obviously.

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>>163265364
Pure Kino

>>163203398
>Save
>Destroy (Otherwise Kasumi will continue to jerk off to dead people)
>Saved the test subject guy, had nothing against Gavin tho
>Destroy
>Destroy

>>163265364
>monstergirl = furry
Are you fucking retarded

>>163268395
god, I loved punching that idiot

>>163251825
Either this or put effort into the multiple endings, unfortunately they managed to acheive neither.

bioware channel went live on twitch for soem reason. nothing on right now. just a shot of a room with a fireplace and a cool replica andromeda helmet nearby a chair.

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To whom should the Synthetic Insight's proof go to ?

Do you do it for the kiss ?

>>163269567
hopefully they'll tell us who all the VAs are.

>>163269696
To Parmesani of course.

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>>163269696

Gianna was so cute, it's a real shame we couldn't speak more with her.
Take her out on a date on Noveria, with the snowstorm outside.

>>163268363
incidentally I got
>>163265364
from /tv/

>>163268563
stop lying to yourself man, it's furry.

>>163268395
He did literally nothing wrong.

>>163255309
>Indeed. I had a weird dream with her in it last night.

You can't just throw that out there and not tell us what it is.

>>163268395
If you put yourself in his shoes, he did nothing wrong, that said, Shepard is the deus ex machina and without him the galaxy is fucked, so he put the lives of every race at risk.

>>163270881
>>163272118
t. Cucks

>>163272754
Oh wow good argument

>>163271358
Alright. I was dreaming that it was summer, I was at my dad's house along with my sister and random characters. Both real ones from my family and fictional ones.
We had these weird 'smoothie kits' which were basically plastic trays with random stuff on them. Jam, Spaghetti in water with meatballs, apple jam.
And we all rushed to the kitchen to pry open the kits, the others quickly prepared smoothies using the kit and a glass of water, but I was struggling with the plastic wrapping and got jam and watery meatballs all over.
The others left to go outside in the sun, leaving me alone in the kitchen. I asked them to stop and wait for me but they all left. then I called to Tali and asked where she was. I never got a response and the dream ended.
I think Jack was in the dream too, I don't know though it's all pretty fuzzy.

>>163269696
>throwing away evidence by giving it to xeno scum

>>163273048
Honestly, just kill yourself. This is pathetic, even for a Swede.

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>>163273175
Why are you so bitter?

>>163273175
Weak.

>>163273312
Good question.

>>163270590
I agree, she really deserved more.

>>163273312
Mate, are you honestly saying that isn't beyond pathetic? That's just tumblr-tier #Masseffectconfessions shit.

>>163273372
Apply yourself, gypsylover

>>163273516
I'll answer your question if you tell me why you're so bitter

>>163273516
Why are you even here?
He asked what I dreamt, I answered. I don't have any control of what I dream about.

>>163273706
The fact that you dream about it says a lot about your mental state. Again, apply yourself.

>>163273704
Because these threads are full of gypsyloving trash and tumblr posters. I miss the times when all we had to worry about was the autist and his liara and femshep posting.

This current shit is ten times worse

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>>163273904

>>163274115
Yes, I am. Are you going to answer the question, instead of posting tumblr pictures?

>>163273904
>apply yourself
Gee willickers mister, you really showed me.

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>>163273904
>I miss the times when all we had to worry about was the autist and his liara and femshep posting.

>>163274205
Not the same guy

Yeah I'm going to answer your question.

No.

>>163268395
GET THE HELL OFF MY SHIP

>>163274231
I don't have to show you, you're a gypsy-loving Swede, that's already a cursed existence.

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I wish I could dream, its been years since I have had one that wasn't a nightmare

>>163273904
>>163274115

Honest question : what the fuck is your problem with the general ?
There's discussion about Andromeda, discussion about choices in ME1, discussion about which alien hole to plug. Waifufags aren't the worst this general ever saw and there's some new writefag content.
What do you want for the general, exactly ? Seriously, what do you want to see that you're not seeing ? Why are you so angry my man ?

>>163274509
At least you're not dreaming about the worst written Bioware character. So that's a blessing

>>163274381
Again, weak.

>>163274509
That's a shame. Do you know why you're having nightmares?

>>163274509
I usually either don't remember anything at all or the dreams are strangely mildly altered reality that I don't notice in the dream and then forget it when I wake up.
For instance, I dreamed of finishing reading a book and a character died at the end. I woke up and realized I hadn't finished the book yet. And no, the character didn't die.

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>>163274569
People love being mad

>>163274612
That's not Kai-Leng

>>163274612
Who the fuck dreams about Liara

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>>163273904
>not loving quarians
>wanting to go back to shitty asari fanart
next thing you know, there'll be people who don't want to fuck space velociraptors

>>163274509
>>163274726

Wake up, you're in a dream right now.

>>163274569
How new are you even? This fucking general reads like some reddit thread or cringeworthy biowareconfessions tumblr. First we only had the autist who was like that, now it's just a ridiculous increase of refugees from wherever they're from posting their autistic shit about their tali-dreams.

>>163274724
Again, apply yourself swedecuck.

>>163274569
The constant tali posting is beyond cancer and annoying though, even the autist wasn't as obnoxious. You've got to be a complete newfag to this general to not see that.

>>163274724
You're not helping either and are only posting cancer as well lately

>>163274734
That picture reminds me of blindsight for some reason. I wish the reapers were something like that. Make them be these really weird incomprehensible aliens that just show up, without a motive that we can understand, or even a motive at all. Maybe they're like sentient tsunamis or hurricanes, but on a cosmic scale. These incomprehensible forces of destruction that sweep through the galaxy.

>>163274734
Tali is worse than Kai-Leng. At least he was amusing in his terribleness, Tali is just mary sue with daddy issues

>>163274509
me2 man, last night I dreamed of cockroaches crawling all over me, still better than losing your teeth and nails.

>>163275147
>>163275126
Waifufags are annoying no matter their choice, it's like saying that fire burn and that water is wet. You still didn't answered my question : what do you want to see that you're not seeing ? We can talk endlessly about the general's problems, but what the fuck are the solutions ?

>>163274834
At least the autist contributed more to the threads than just "uguuuu I dreamed about Tali! Best waifu!"

>>163274569
>what the fuck is your problem with the general ?
It has too many biodrones lately, that's a real problem.

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>>163274724
>That's a shame. Do you know why you're having nightmares?

No clue, I probably could talk to someone about it but I have no idea what could cause it. There isn't many issues going on right now

>>163274726
That's like the last "dream" I remember. Nothing special, no waifus just a regular day.

>>163274834
Vetra/Garrus/Turians honestly makes me wonder how far I would go if I was in the ME universe, or if Aliens exist in real life.

>>163274883
This is a nightmare

>>163275147
You don't even know the worst Talicancer that has ever graced this general. This is nothing

>>163275126
>autistic shit about their tali-dreams.
It wasn't even a Tali-centric dream, it seemed more like a regular dream that happened to have a bunch of fictional characters in it.

>>163275247
I wish there wasn't a file size limit, I have some really great pics I want to post

>>163275262
>Tali is just mary sue with daddy issues

Every romance is like that though

>>163275365
That sucks hard. My nightmares are really violent, not much in the way of bugs

Thank God

>>163275446
>Waifufags are annoying no matter their choice
And now there are more than there ever were, who post more of their nonsense than they ever did, and they're all of Tali. It's pure cancer. And anything is better than that shit.

The only one at least contributing some amusing stuff is Western with his photoshops now and again, the rest of the current tripfags are just attentionwhoring degenerates who need to off themselves

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>>163275487
>It has too many biodrones lately, that's a real problem.

>>163274834
>next thing you know, there'll be people who don't want to fuck space velociraptors
Hi, I'm the spacefag.

>>163275262

Shepard's the real mary sue desu senpai

>>163275729
Only in 3, in the other games he was as much a Mary Sue as you wanted him to be

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>>163263275
Cow

Fight me

>>163276016

Cow is a good choice.
>tfw you'll never rest your head on those huge momma tits

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>come to /meg/
>browse for like 5 minutes

The fuck is wrong with you guys

>>163277374

What exactly turned you off?

>>163277841
Ze eruption of autistic rage, it was so quiet and calm lately

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Got my Econ final back, my score was larger than what I was aiming for and let me end the class with a B+ after hovering around C range all year.

This has made me so happy that I've decided to return to shitposting in /tali/ general.

>tfw no qt gf who can fire AMR equivalent one handed

>>163275487
Stop talking about yourself, nobody likes you

>>163279124
>not recognising autist posting
Hi newfag, how was /r/masseffect today?

>>163273048
That reminds me of a ME fanfic where Shepard has some really weird and fucked up dream with no meaning, wakes up, says "huh that was weird, good thing dreams don't actually represent anything", and just goes about his day without the dream being mentioned ever again.

>>163279305
>ctrl+f "the autist"
>all posts complain about Tali and praise "the autist"
Wow, not obvious samefagging at all

>>163279505
>>163279124
He's obviously not the autist, autist doesnt know how to use capitalization and stuff. He also doesn't use British English.
Everyone who's been here longer than a few weeks knows that

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>>163279336

>>163279505
Stop embarrassing yourself, mate. You're being too obvious in your newfaggotry. I advice you to stop.