/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General

First for HonestAnon a cutie

Elves did nothing wrong.

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>food shortage
>no fish supply
>winter, no fruit yet
>shit the bed with farming, only enough stuff for brewing
>got some animals but not enough, can only slaughter 5 or 6
>why not make some cheese
>I have managed, in my fortress of 150+, to have 0 Cheese Makers

>>163156617
Smash dat v p l.

>>163156617
It's not like because you don't have any cheese makers, you cannot make cheese.

>>163157013
I know, I made some suturer or something who was sitting on his ass do it, I was just annoyed because Cheese Makers are usually so abundant.

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post shitty DF OC

only the absolute WORST. unsalvageable stuff.

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>>163156329
kyaaaaaa >////<""" b-baka!! o////o

Question for you guys.

How do you manage your magma forges and whatnot? I usually build my fort relatively close to surface level for convenience purposes, re: trading, wood gathering, fishing, etc.

Do you just move the core of your fort down closer to the magma and abandon the surface altogether, or do some sort of split fort system with industry way down below near the magma and other shit closer to the surface? I've never really gotten a solution to this that I was comfortable with, and would like some input. I'd prefer not to do an 80 Z-Level tall pump stack because of FPS death.

>>163159632
I usually have obscenely vertical forts but pistons are an ez fix and minecarts are a hard one.

>>163158529
This is funny in an post-meta-neo-ironic way.

>>163159632
I sometimes make sub-areas like, have a few farmers and brewers and cooks, etc. with bedrooms and a dining area and food stockpiles and such down lower in the earth near the forges to sustain the operation without needing lengthy trips up and down.

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>>163158529

>Like to quickly gen a number of worlds to fit my adventure preferences and because playing on shitty laptop that takes ages to do anything bigger than a smaller/pocket world with a thousand or two inhabitants
>Decide to try a small world with high civs and locations for once
>Rev it up and tab out
>Tab back in about 200 years later
>Mountain chain has almost entirely been replaced by mountainhomes and fortresses, Historical figures number nearly 15000 living and continues to steadily grow

I was not prepared.

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>>163158529
more in the oven

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>>163160859
That's not how gorlaks look.

Haven't played since 42.06.
What's been fixed?
What's been broken?

How do i see how much food i actually have? the food number has a question mark next to it which makes me nervous

>>163162968
Appoint a bookkeeper, give him an office and set his accuracy to the max. This is a must in every fort.

>>163163078
>tfw 120 dorfs
>nobody with the appraisal skill

RNG fucks me deep in the anus once again

>>163163451
Appraisal ain't got shit to do with bookkeeping. Anyone can keep book.

Appraisal is used by brokers to determine the value of goods, and for the most part, just sending a broker to the depot when a caravan is there is enough to have them learn the skill.

>>163163078

Thanks that worked. But sadly a weremonkey turned up and ive neglected the army

>>163163634
All my dwarves have >no relevant skill< next to them when I want to apoint a bookkeeper. Or broker maybe? I'll check on it when I get home.

>>163164651
means you got no dorfs with record keeping abilities. don't worry, they'll figure it out.

brokers have appraisal, judge of intent and social skills. joi is the one you want the most.

>>163164651
Bookkeeper uses the bookkeeping skill, but they'll learn it from doing the bookkeeping.

For how appraisal works, I gave a pretty good explanation in my last post. Don't worry about the skill, just pick someone. They'll learn when they go to the depot to trade.

>>163164901
>>163165009
Thanks for the info

>3 times a charm.

Any drawing requests? Beasts? Game descriptions of stuff?

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>>163166646
Fun Fact: You can parry and block with enemy weapons if you grab them, even if the enemy is still holding them.

>>163167712
I haven't played since the big trees update

What's changed in fortress mode. Looked on the site and it seems like most of the changes were adv mode.

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>>163166646
TJD vs Entrails

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>>163158529
but I love "shitty" OC

it's got that charm to it that you can't ever get with a drawfag

Is df deader than usual? .05 was released in July, still no DT

How exactly should i be building my military As in what type of weapons should they have and what ratio? and is it best to have mixed squads or equip each squad member with the same weapon

>>163158529
Fuck you faggot. That's the best thing I ever made.

>>163157287
The cheesemaking skill does nothing. Any amount of skill is as good as a legendary one.

>>163169963
Maybe they're waiting for the magic and artifacts update to come out?

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>>163158529
ñÑñ

I'm not sure exactly sure what I did to cause it, but I'm at war with the elves and the dwarves. Does hostility ever die down or is it Us vs the World for all eternity?

>>163173814
Who or what are you?

>>163174563
Dwarves. I was testing my magma trap and I think it might have accidentally killed someone (though the only thing that shows up in the deceased tab is a human bard).

I also have like dwarven 60 merchants chilling in my fortress right now, they aren't leaving for whatever reason. I think one of them has been at the fort for a full year now. I also got an elven caravan just now. This is all a bit weird since the civilizations screen shows that I'm at war with everyone and I'm not getting any migrants.

>>163171362
Doesn't a higher skill in cheesemaking makes the dwarf make cheese faster, and more likely to make a higher quality cheese?

>>163158529
Reads as though it's Ser Gregor Clegane.

>>163174937
I don't know about the war, but are the merchants stuck because they can't path out of the depot?

Also, have you reached the population cap in your fort?

>>163175014
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Cheese_maker

As I remembered it there was no difference in speed, though the wiki doesn't mention it.
Not really worth the time investment to find out though.

The new fruits/plants really made fort mode more comfy and fun. It's fun to harvest different fruit and make all sorts of alcohol from it.

>>163175169
Entirely possible. There was a dwarf discussed on B12 forums who was a bit over 140 000. A DWARF!

>>163175393
samefag here,
instead of feeling like/running an industrious militaristic society as i used to, i tend to make chill partially aboveground forts or have a lot of stuff going out outside like fruit harvesting and farming in combination with shallow (but still stone) layer fort activity. anyone else know this feel?

>>163175393
I wish it was possible to deliberately trample saplings or move them.

>>163175567
Stop playing humans.

>>163175743
Honestly it does feel like human village, or maybe hobbit since they mostly live underground. Like I want metals and stuff but like with the lack of goblins in this version it doesn't feel all that necessary. Of course there are still megabeasts even if you don't breach the caverns. But, wooden crossbows and bone bolts are also an option, lol.

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>>163175170
Yeah the depot is accessible.

Actually I think I found the problem: quite a few of the horses and soldiers seem to be distracted. The first merchant group got attacked by a troglodyte, I assume they got stuck in that mode for whatever reason.

As for the pop cap, I had it set to a lower value in d_init at first but I raised it since the game was running smoother than expected. Each season I just get a "fortress has attracted no migrants" message, I assumed that was due to me being at war with the dwarves.

Anyway, I think I'll close down the depot room and give it a good magma scrubbing to get rid of the excess merchants. Maybe I'll use human visitors as labour if no new migrants show up.

>>163175971
Being at war with your own civ doesn't cause a loyalty cascade now?

How do you kill and loot from goblins/zombies/whatever in your cages?

>>163176149
They have to be outside of the cage unless you like drown them. So either assign them to a chain or a pit. Then kill them. But you can loot them without killing them while they're caged if you claim all their worn items either by the claim cursor, or by the stocks screen. Assuming you have free stockpile space your dwarves will run up and forcibly strip them, dozens of dirty hands pulling their clothes off from between the cage bars. You can also use garbage dump/a garbage zone on their items but you still need to claim them as well, at least I think.

>>163175971
That's a nice tileset, what's the name anon?

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>>163168839
>>163167712
But I know that anon

>>163175743
b O
Removes saplings anywhere except muddied stone.

>>163176027
You can't be at war with your own civ.

>>163173064
>crossbreeding
actually cool 9dots

>>163176027
Honestly, no idea. I don't even know how this war started or if it is a war in the first place. But apart from the merchants being stuck and a lack of migrants everything seems normal.

>>163176473
Taffer with diagonal solid walls.

>>163175393
my only request would be that they had more uses or felt more different
One use for this would be different foods having diferent nutrition, stuff like that

>>163176608
Paved road, right?
Don't you have to build it though?

NEW RELEASE WHEN

>>163178260
before 2017
I can believe

>>163178260
probably somewhere in january. we might get a 2016 release, but even then, the release arc will likely carry on into february, at least

>>163167712
I'm on it. Will take a day or two.

>>163177849
No, dirt road. It'll just turn the ground into furrowed soil and remove any vegetation. And yes, someone will have to come along and build it, but it doesn't take any material.

bupm

The appointed chief medical dwarf will still tend to patients, correct?

>>163183202
Aye.

>>163183202
If his health-related jobs are enabled, yes.
Although, I guess he's more of a health-related manager

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>>163159623
It's true senpai, you're a cute.

>>163176473
Go grab the pack from the thread, Taffer has a fuckton of cool little tilesets and the pixel-perfect insanity that it takes to please the worst kind of autists.

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bfmtp

begnoe page 10

>>163188719
That's Steve from down the road, nice guy, always getting confused for Jesus.

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>>163189475
I'm not the messiah I'm not!!! leave me alone!!

>>163175309
>Not really worth the time investment to find out though.
What investment? As long as you're making cheese in your fortress just do things normally and check on your cheesemaker(s) every year or so. When one of them has a high skill, enable cheesemaking on a random dwarf, queue up a bunch of cheesemaking jobs in two workshops, one with a profile set to only allow the skilled dwarf and the other set to only allow the unskilled dwarf, and see if the skilled one finishes faster.

>>163175925
>wooden crossbows and bone bolts are also an option, lol.
Lol indeed. I tried having a hunter use bone bolts recently and he pumped three quivers worth of them into the same kangaroo before the poor thing hobbled off the map. Back in 40d it was a relatively viable strategy, but not anymore.

>>163176764
It might just be that since the dwarven merchants are stuck, they can't go tell the potential dwarven migrants how nice a place you've got.

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>>163191498
it's not disgusting! it's flavorful!

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Child went berserk and before militia could arrive, the citizens got their hands on her gouging her eyes and snaping bones ...

Fucking brutal.

>>163168839
Big trees update? 0.40.01?

Taverns, temples, libraries are in fort mode too, which is kind of a big deal. Dwarves have significantly changed emotions now, though it's not a huge big deal. There's wear and tear on armor and weapons now. Zombies got nerfed. You can specify images when making statues etc. The manager allows a lot of automation if you can figure out the interface. Dwarves can pick fruit.
I think there's some other stuff, but I can't remember at the moment.

>>163188719
That map is ridiculous. You could do exactly the same thing with Europe instead of Africa and it'd be just as accurate. Or with Asia instead and it'd be slightly more accurate.

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I'm still new to the game, I don't know how churches and worshiping work, but I am sure not building an altar to this kind of deity, no sir.

>>163193078
Update :
She got strangled by a builder who then promptly fucked off to seek her infant that she lost while beating the shit out of a 5 yo child ...

Those dorfs dont fuck around ..

>>163193078
>>163193509
wow...
crazy...

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>>163193603
Well apparently Sodel dueled with a fucking dragon earlier in her life ...

That is one bad ass mother right there.

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i'm trying to encrust my masterwork steel armor with gems, but every time i try, the gem setter grabs something else. is it possible, or am i missing something?
>famalam

>>163193942
Can't encrust armor with gems.

>>163193942
create custom stockpiles for your armor via quality/metal type, one for your masterwork steel shit, another for the rest. forbid everything in the non-steel pile.

>>163193341
Just make a meeting zone somewhere and assign it to a temple dedicated to no particular deity.

>>163193942
I don't remember whether encrusting armor is possible (weapons aren't, but ammo is for some strange reason) but if it is, linked stockpiles are your friend. Just make sure to remember how you set them up and/or dismantle them right afterwards so that you don't start wondering why your jeweler's shop won't do anything later on.

>>163193993
>>163194162
that's what I was afraid of :(

>>163194024
tried that already. good advice for any new player tho

Are there any "essential" mods I should be getting?

>>163194341
not really
Its a personal decision anyway

>>163194341
LNP for Tileset support, Therapist and DF hack for that quicksave option.

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>>163194291
You can stud with metal or decorate with bone, though.

>>163194341
the rapist is the only one I would consider anything close to "essential", but imo it's more worth to just play the 64bit latest version.

>>163194341
>>163194501
DF hack can be used instead of therapist with the Manipulator module.
Just get that and pick a tileset you like on Bay12, the installation is pretty easy.

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I just drowned the entire dwarven caravan from my parent civ ... Will there be any penalty or repercussion for that ?

>>163195525
>DF hack can be used instead of therapist with the Manipulator module.
Maybe but its easier just to use Therapist..

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>>163195914
>killing your fellow dwarves

>>163191498
A E S T H E T I C

*B I S M U T H B R O N a E S P E A R*

>>163195914
Therapist is a lot more polished, but I like that you don't have to keep another window open. Plus, since you're probably getting DF hack anyway, you don't need to wait for Therapist to update as well.

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So I forgot that the sabertooths I made (giant lion sized, big canine teeth, grasping back teeth so I can carry stuff/choke prey) to screw around with and then added as semi-megabeasts were still in when I made a new world, but since they were based on the giant lion I left in certain things like the wild population part...

They're surprisingly fast.

>>163198142
Well, despite being fully buffed and geared up at this point they were a lot harder to kill than I expected... need to be careful in savage areas when starting out. SURPRISE SEMIMEGA ATTACK!

>>163195914
They base the next year's haul on profits they receive this year. So next year they'll send as small a caravan as if it were your first year. Other than that, no.

my parent civilization is being completely destroyed by goblins before my eyes.

>>163198519
I read that as surprise smegma attack. Which is pretty disgusting to think about. I mean, I guess a smegma attack that you know about beforehand is pretty grody too.

>>163198932
Any sort of smegma attack is going to be reason to escalate to no quarter, I think.

>>163198801
Take the war to them.

>>163198801
P U R G E
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>>163202876
nah, being the last surviving outpost sounds like fun.

>>163198801
1)Make dwarf demigod adventurer, embark in a fort close to gobbo fort
2)Clad yourself in the best armor you can find
3)Get buff, watch out for hobonerve severing
4)Become a vampire
5)Enter the gobbo fort
6)Kill everything with your sleepless, tireless, immortal avenger
7)Banish the demon
8)Throw yourself into a pit after you're done, sparing your fellow dwarves from a creature of the night
9)(optional)In your next dorf fort embark, make a statue of your vampire dorf and his heroic sacrifice and put it somewhere for everyone to see

>>163203751

What if the gobbos send their own Batman?

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>>163203272
>>163203272

niiiceee

>>163194712
How much is that thing worth? It's probably more than lower end artifacts.
Also, did you customize that site government symbol and if so, how much?

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>>163194162
>Just make a meeting zone somewhere and assign it to a temple dedicated to no particular deity.

>>163204064
Show him who's the real dark knight.

>>163194162
I'd like to see some temples.

Post some nice temples, /dfg/

>>163203272
All hail our spiderkek overlord!

>>163203272
>not poison dripping from his fangs
Idemand a refund, you can do better

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>>163205872
I wouldn't go so far as to call it nice, but here's the only temple I've got.

The statues each depict one of the dwarven gods, made from materials more or less corresponding to their spheres. The coffins are just the tombs of some of the first few dwarves to die in my fortress, which I put there because I hadn't decided where to put my necropolis yet.

>>163205242
For example: the temple in my picture. All my dwarves go there to worship, regardless of which part(s) of the pantheon they worship. I intend to make six separate temples elsewhere later on, each dedicated to a particular deity.

>Rev up adventure mode, start off as axedwarf with decent defensive skills but few offensive ones, great physical stats because I'm a pussy who plays demigods
>First task: Some Night Troll about a days travel away, sounds good, guts and glory
>Recruit a hammerdwarf and a crossbow marksdwarf, set off into the wild unknown (After I loot the starting fortress for a full suit of iron armor and a better axe, of course)
>Halfway to the location, crossing our fourth river or so, a giant Alligator comes out of fucking nowhere and starts chewing on the hammerdwarf
>Praise my god of choice and impossible to pronounce name that I was not the one on the menu with my whopping 182 swim speed, brain the croc from behind
>Hammerdwarf barely survives the fight but ends up drowning. Pick up some of his armor and hand it over to the marksdwarf, continue journey
>Finally arrive at the lair, begin sneaking and head in
>Oh god it's right by the entrance
>It greets me with a polite hello and then kicks me in the gut, I start vomiting
>After that it wraps an arm around me and sinks its teeth into one of my toes
>Goodbye second toe, left foot
>At this point the marksdwarf gets his head out of his ass and somehow manages to put a bolt into its leg without hitting me, making it keel over
>I scarcely manage to get out of its grasp and dodge away to create some space and rest up a bit
>Night Troll instead lunges for marksdwarf, poor bastard
>By the time I get back into the fight and manage to put it down with repeat blows from behind, the marksdwarf has lost his left hand and the use of everything from his right shoulder down, but the extra armor kept him alive
>We're fucking heroes, woo. Now to get some well-earned shuteye
>You cannot rest until you leave this site
>Well this is new
>Try claiming it, nope
>Fuck

What should I put in my bedrooms besides a bed and a cabinet?

>>163207732
Depends what you can mass produce - if it fits that criteria, and it produces happy thoughts (Like masterwork doors/coffers/statues/whatever or things made from precious metals) then put that into their rooms.

>>163207684
If you have enough time before sunset you can build a bare bones camp right next to the lair and sleep there. (Right next to might mean right next to in terms of mid-level map tiles.)

>>163208204
Actually, now that I think about it a minute, you probably don't even need the camp, so long as you can deal with the risk of something ambushing you in the night. Or you could just walk to the nearest settlement, since as long as you've got a companion you don't need to worry about bogeymen.

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>>163178260
>>163178754
He has to:
Finish the agents thing (2 weeks)
Finish kobold maps (2 weeks)
Remaining "Background changes" (2 weeks)
Remaining "Artifact quests and agents" (2 weeks)
"Fortress artifact interactions" (6 weeks)
Bug fixing (2 weeks)
So 16 weeks but,
Holidays/game dev conferences/getting sick/etc. (1.4x multiplier )
Additional unanticipated features/things he didn't initially plan on (1.4x multiplier)
So in total, approximately 31 weeks.

Which means
Friday, 28 July 2017

>>163209149
ayyyyyyyyyy

>>163207684
>Character's tired and I don't want to get caught drowsy and with my pants down in deep water by another giant alligator, so me and my cripple buddy climb into a tree for safer sleeping
>At least this time I remembered to bring a safety buddy for the long nights
>Get an hour or two of sleep in before I'm awoken by a winged night troll ripping my ear off
>goodbye right ear
>Chop its bloody head off quickly and efficiently with newly gained combat experience, go back to bed slightly worse for wear
>Awoken by some fucking dingoes below our tree
>Climb down, massacre, butcher for the road, climb back up, go to sle-
>Giant Dingoes!
>Getting sick of this shit
>Drop out of tree this time, land on a Dingo to cushion my fall and then start tearing them up
>One gets a bite in on my wrist after another one charged me, drop my axe
>Awww fuck
>Good thing I stole a quiver of bolts
>Roll around on the grown like a tantruming manchild while throwing bolts at anything Dingo-shaped
>Eventually manage to kill them all off, but had to spend at least one in-game hour relentlessly working over the head of a particularly muscular and heavy giant dingo, fucker just wouldn't budge
>In retrospect I could have put away my shield and gotten my axe but where's the exp in that?
>Anyway so I finally killed all these things, my companion is still shouting bullshit from atop the tree, now I just need to climb back up and get some more sleep before-
>Dawn breaks!
>Screams of dwarven fury echo throughout The Purple Jungle

>>163208204
Haven't played much adventure mode on this patch so I wasn't sure how long it'd take, but I'm definitely keeping that in mind for the future

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Tell me about Toady, how does he manage it all on his own?

>>163191801
>Lol indeed. I tried having a hunter use bone bolts recently and he pumped three quivers worth of them into the same kangaroo before the poor thing hobbled off the map. Back in 40d it was a relatively viable strategy, but not anymore.

Just need to hit their nerves/vital organs.
In fact marksdwarves are a safer bet against many FBs because of their toxins/webs.

>>163209479
Mosquito Men

>>163209479
autism and geometry degree, mixed with meth and fursexuality

>>163209479
Why do the goblins in this game wear masks?

>>163211594
Ashamed of their beardlessness.

>>163209479
They're expecting one of us in the magma brother

>build library
>fuckload of goblin "scholars" come to my fort

Is there any way to set a kill on sight on goblins?

Killing them individually is getting old

>>163209584
Marksdwarves with metal bolts are fine. Marksdwarves with bone bolts are fairly useless on their own against almost anything aggressive and about half of everything that isn't.

At what point do you guys consider the game an FPS death? 20FPS? 10? 5?

>>163212635
As long as my fps is a positive number I'm good.

>>163213030
Wouldn't that mean negative fps is a thing?

>>163212635
No hard limit. I just play until I lose interest in the fort, OR the fort dies. The latter has become more common since the addition of joint damage.

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>>163206979
tarantulors don't run around drooling venom tho.

I think urticating hairs would be a cool feature for some creatures. giant tarantula turns around in battle, flicks bolt-sized chiton hairs at shit.

>>163212635
10ish, yeah. still trying to find the new sweetspot since the 64bit update. right now I'm on a 5x5 with around 200 z levels, so far so good.

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>>163213927
Hmmm, projectile hairs would be easier to add than the extending-needle-stab thing, also wtf, get Sarvesh some pants man!

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>>163214760
working on it, my military is still using a mix of copper, silver and imported weapons. I'm gonna dress him up like a cheetah.

>>163214982
I expect ridiculous pictures when completetly cheetahfied.

>>163214234
does the 64bit update provide anything other than more ram for world gen?

>>163215709
iirc, you can have larger embarks without having the game instantly crash. it'll still run slow as fuck, though.

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why did this tweet sound like a clickbait article?

>>163216153
Toady's been reading Trump tweets.

>>163216153
>>163216419
Yeah, I think so.

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monkeys pls go

>>163217505
Does that thing look a bit googlyeyed to anyone else?

>>163219036
A bit, yeah.

>>163169190
I remember you asking for a draw of that several threads ago. Godspeed anon. Never give up.

>>163219036
>>163219261
A bit? That is a straight up derpbeast. It looks like it needs a helmet and a plastic baggie of honey nut cheerios.

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>>163220261

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i just started dorf fort, and i just realized that dwarf therapist is out of date since fucking summer for some reason

what do?

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>>163220952

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>>163221025
DFHack has a utility called Dwarf Monitor that you can use to manage labors a lot easier than what's included with the game. It's not quite as pretty or intuitive as the rapist, but it's still very useful.

>>163221025
>>163221192
(u)nits, (l)abors

>>163221440
there's no option for labors in the unit screen

>>163222075
manage labors with dfhack

>>163221025
v p l

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>>163222075
You need to have DFHack, naturally, and then you need to enable manipulator in the init file that DFHack looks at for instructions.

>>163222656
really? I'm using the alpha build for linux and didn't need to enable anything
I don't even recall doing it on my windows laptop back in the day

>>163223047
That's probably because you never created an init file of your own, and let DFHack use the example init that was provided with it, where basically everything is enabled. I got tired of seeing the "DFHACK DOESN'T HAVE AN INIT FILE SO WE'RE GONNA USE THE EXAMPLE" screen every time I started DF, though.

>>163221192
>>163221440
>>163222385
>>163222656
works like a beauty. thanks, lads!

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WHY THE FUCK CANT I FIND ONE SITE WITH FLUX AND AN IRON ORE FUCK

>>163223820
because it's coded to be impossible
anyone who does happen to find both are actually experiencing a glitch

>>163223820
Use DFHack's prospect util if it bothers you that much.

>>163223820
mess with the mineral scarcity in world gen, usually p e z to find iron and flux on 100-500 mineral occurrence

alternatively, deal with it. it's fun working with what you've got. my current fort all I've got for metals is copper, silver, gold and lead. gotta trade for everything else or farm it from invaders.

>>163223820
try medium elevation

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What Tileset is this?

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What were the deadliest bugs in the game?

I remember the melty rains and atomic trees being pretty hardcore.

>>163223308
yeah that's probably it

If I never opened Legends mode for a generated world before embarking in fortress mode, can I still view legends using something like Legends Viewer, or do I need to export that data from Legends mode?

>>163225728
If you have already embarked and dont want to retire, you could make a copy of the save, then on that copy abandon the fortress and export for legends viewer.

Turns out there's a 700 year old female dragon associated with the spheres of fire and wealth that's been roaming around the forest where I settled my fort. I'm expecting a visit pretty soon. I think I'm going to try to cage this bitch.

>>163228807
a 700 year old dragon is a rare opportunity. post results when/if you catch her.

>>163225728
If you have dfhack, open-legends does what it says on the tin.

so like has he added any content to the game over the last, lets say 6 years?

>>163229182
yes

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>>163229013
To be perfectly honestly, I'm not *100%* on her being 700 years old, but Legends Viewer is saying she was born in the year -230, and the current year is 552.

>>163229182
no

I eagerly await the day we can create more convoluted traps, with fire, darts, steam, large vents and better siege engines.

I also wish we could use magical traps, or set repeating spike traps without the need for a busy hallway and pressure plates.

>>163229182
maybe

>>163229182
No. He cancelled development and deleted all traces of the game on the website.

>>163229313
You're calculating her age correctly.

>>163232049
Don't forget the sex change and bestiality trial

>>163193078
I have a stupid question.

I'm new to Dwarf Fortress (like today new lol), and I don't really understand, all these stories appear on the fortress game mode? Or do they only appear on the Adventurer thing?

>>163232162
Both, in fort mode you can check announcements and reports for combat logs and whatnot, in adventurer mode you just have the combat log/convo log you can look through.

Anyone know why my Copper swords and mail shirts are not being put in the stockpile? are people stealing it for themselves?

>>163232285
Oh, okay, thanks a lot

>>163232431
can the stockpile be accessed? Is the stockpile restricted by material/quality? is there even a stockpile that accepts weapons and armor?

>>163232552

Thanks. it just seems like my military dwarves grabbed the armour and swords instantly. The Commander decided to take two swords as well

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>Here's an interview with This Exists (Soundcloud, iTunes).

https://soundcloud.com/thisexists/the-creator-of-the-most
https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/creator-most-complex-video/id1185161554?i=1000378791992&mt=2

>We finished up the monks and other new critters, and today was the first real day engaging with agents enjoying their new covers. The last agent I looked at involved a human town on the border of two separate evil lands that was itself half-goblin by year 50. The demons could send in goblin agents to collect information that arrived there without much suspicion (they'd use humans for the towns farther from the border).

>Kutsmob Dentblack decided to assume the identity of a prophet of Oled the Gleeful Healing, the god of justice, and wandered around town shouting about the impending doom of the world. Over the years, he befriended a human priest as well as the gangster boss that hung out at the Fragrant Brunch tavern. The friendships are stored asymmetrically -- they thought of the 'prophet' as a buddy, while Kutsmob considered them information sources.

>At the same time, a human from a civilization to the south had infiltrated the town pretending to be a petty criminal, and a goblin from the other evil civilization, pretending to be a bard, had made it in as well. Kutsmob's tradecraft was lacking, and he was 'befriended' by both of these agents, though neither of them knew that Kutsmob was also an agent -- they just thought he was a good information source -- and Kutsmob himself simply thought he had a few buddies to help him pass time during his assignment. It was fun to load up the world and see them all talking together with the ganglord at the Fragrant Brunch.

>>163234510
>goes to add artifacts
>ends up putting espionage and intrigue in

>>163234510
scamps a cute

toady too :3

>>163234510
>Three 'friends': a petty criminal, a bard, and a prophet of doom
>None know they are all secretly agents of foreign governments
>All hanging out with a gangster boss in a local pub
>Also there's a priest there to act as the voice of reason

That sounds like the setup to a dark british comedy. Probably involving Simon Pegg and maybe John Cleese.

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>>163234510
This is gold.
Update never.

>>163234510
>tfw no evening with old friends at the Fragrant Brunch

>>163234510
Hmmm, I bet there will be a way to out people as spies like we can now with night creatures.

Im havin trouble deciding to keep my fort that runs at 12 fps bc i can use dwarf therapist or getting a fresh dl with no dfhacks

>>163241109
use 64bit and vpl. 32bit version is more prone to crashing.

Anyone got any good world gens for a maximum war/siege fort?

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>>163234510

Is it true anons?

>>163242880
yeah, it's true

>>163242880
The rumours, you've heard are true. I'm sorry for you to discover it like this, we never meant to hurt you. Yes. It is true that you are, in fact, a weregecko.

>>163242880
Finn?

>>163240993
It's like what would happen if a furry con and a renaissance fair were held at the same venue.

>>163242880
They're all disinfo agents. It isn't true.

>>163243182
i'll have you know i'm a prophet of Ast, God of Decay and Caverns, and my word should be considered the word of Ast. take your baseless accusations and leave, heathen.

>No, Bay 12 Games tried to out-smug suda51 by rewriting the entire game code base so mods like Dwarf Therapist no longer work with the newest versions.

>The meta was the only fun part. They dropped it so their game could stand up on its own merits alone, and so I dropped their game.

I'm new, what does he mean?

>>163243869
wheres this from?

>>163242880

It was inevitable

>>163243869
>>>/v/361221354
it actually showed up on google

Is the default tileset really ASCII?

>>163244178
No, it's a tileset.
That consists only of letters, numbers, and characters, to have an ASCII look.

>>163243920
The current /v/ thread about DF.

>>163243120
These are just Aztec military uniforms

They're fucking Aztec, look at them

All they need are obsidian swords, instead of bronze

>>163242880
>>163242943
>>163242989
>>163243304
It is terrifying

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>>163244574
yeah they are largely inspired by records of aztec soldier outfits. fuck the spanish.

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>>163234510
It makes me wonder when Toady will add assassins. They should use the same mechanics for blending into society before they finally strike.

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>>163245049
¿¡Qué!?

how do i remove homosexual dwarves
my civilization is dead and i need as many babbies as possible

>>163246153
use dfhack

>>163246153
>how do i remove homosexual dwarves
Why would you want that? Just let the heterosexual dwarves breed like normal.

>>163246283
don't be a fag enabler

>>163246450
It's a feature in the game, you donut.

>>163246153
you dfhack to find them easy
right wing dwarf squads next

>>163246518
now now anon, this is a nice general. please don't use such language, even if he is a (d-word).

>>163246518
>anon cancels modding the raws:interrupted by cuckoldry

>>163246680
>modding the raws to eliminate homosexuality

Weak and not fun.

>>163247126
why not mod your dwarves to remove heterosexuality if you love homos so much

>>163247160
>anon has gone stark raving mad!
Did I say I love homos so much that I hate heterosexuality by contrast, leading me to want to edit the raws?

>>163247171
what is your art setup?

>>163247171
forgot to mention this vomit dude murdered eight of my best military dwarves, wasn't expecting that. including my baron. three of those guys >>163240993 are dead now.

>>163247318
not sure what you mean exactly, I just draw stuff in ms paint with a mouse.

>>163247539
Anon has high creativity and high art culture value.

>>163247607
i like your drawings but right no my eyes hurt

>>163247539
>not sure what you mean exactly, I just draw stuff in ms paint with a mouse.
what the fuck

>>163247306
you seem to be pretty keen on making sure everyone has them in their game

>>163221192
I wish it was possible to inject a GUI into DF directly.
Or have a program with a GUI let you play DF through it.

>>163247771
There are heaps of MS paint & mouse artists that prove that it's not the tools that make a great artist.

>>163247950
it only makes sense one would also play df

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this vomit blob is still racking up k:d ratio. I'm having trouble dealing with it, it's pacing back and forth instead of wandering.

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yeah it's time to close off cavern layer 1 for a while

>>163247306
fucking fag enablers man.

>>163247171
so is this honestanon, or is the style just similar?

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>>163246680
>tfw no one on 4chan knows what cuckoldry means anymore
>tfw it's just a buzzword thrown around everytime someone has a different opinion
truly, the young, rebellious minds of /r9k/ and /pol/ are the great scholars of our time

>>163247859
They don't harm anyone. Sure, remove them if you want.

You can remove varied grass tiles too, it's an option if that's what you want. I personally find people who remove varied grass tiles worse than troglodytes, throw-in-the-magma-pit material.

>>163248224
Drop a cave on it

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>>163248848
maybe trap him with a cave in, I don't want to kill him, he's too badass + forgotten beast silk is my fav thing in the game for clothes.

>>163248404
there are some who call me by that name

i tried to make dfhack work, opening the game brings up the lower error and opening dfhack-run makes the upper one flash for a fragment of a second. Any obvious clues as to what is up?

>>163248556
its a meme dude. im pretty sure everyone knows what cucks are, but it's a dank new maymay to call everyone a cuck.

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More ugly as sin Dwarffort Beasts

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>>163249393
forgot pic

A dragon arrived. It wiped out my 10 strong military that had previously dealt with a giant (fucking dragon fire man). Now it's camping at my entrance.

I was thinking of digging a long shaft and using a ballista to kill it. It'd probably take out an engraver, but worth it?

>>163249393
>>163249524
Just play 43_03.
Alternatively, are you sure you have the right versions of both? That you have DF 43_05 32 bits to go with dfhack? I thought dfhack didn't have 64 bits version yet.

>>163249854
I thought therapist was the one out of date, and this was 64bit already. What features will I miss if I downgrade?

>>163249742
Build some cage traps

>>163249524
>>163249854
oh my mistake, downloaded the newest full release, not the 43_05 alpha

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>>163249949
have them already, forgot pic.

>>163250120
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1y5Viz2EsA

prepare to get KATLA'd

>>163250120
eh,

wall off all the entrances
train a new military equipped with good shields and high shield user skill
remove walls

alternatively, >>163248848

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>>163250318
Thanks for the advice, but I like my solution more.

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This happened. Those dwarves are apparently stuck there. I know they can path out because some cats have come and gone from there, but they just stand there, I don't understand.

>>163251965
Alright I did a little test that involved most of my fort getting stuck there too (killed the process without save). I THINK what's going on is that they got scared by seeing the dragon and now they won't do anything.

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sorry to spam this thread with this noob bullshit, but I pasted the TWBT plugins to the correct folders, so what gives with this shit?

>>163252794
also I did change the dfhack.init -example to that, but it still is showing this message. Do I need to move it to the init folder or something?

>>163252794
>>163252854
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Utility:Lazy_Newb_Pack
Just grab one of these man.

>>163253106
but I don't want all that extra stuff included.

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>>163216419
>

G-guys, I don't know how to get into Dwarf Fortress, I've been lurking around, I did read the sticky but it says everything is outdated.

Where should I go?

>>163253978
type into google search: Obok Meatgod.

>>163253978
You clearly need to work on your reading comprehension.
The first link doesn't say outdated, and the second to last link isn't outdated either.

In other words, get the newest DF version, read the quickstart guide on the wiki and play along. Ignore everything else.

>>163254097
Wasn't that a cute story

>>163253978
1. Download the game here: http://bay12games.com/dwarves/
2. Follow this guide: http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Quickstart_guide

Don't install any mods. Don't install alternative tilesets. Don't make changes to the raws. Don't install tools like dfhack or therapist. Don't do any of those things unless you can at the very least make a decently working fortress in the game without all that stuff.

>>163253978
The guides might be outdated, but they're fine for getting a good grasp on the game early on. If anything seems different, just take a look on the wiki

>>163253918
wtf I haet toady now

>>163254097
DON'T do this. It's some edgelord's made up shit.

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>>163253328
>>163253106
>>163252854
seems that dfhack had two dfhack.init-example files. Got it figured out now.
Still having this problem, what's causing this? I have the plugin in the right folder and the necessary commands in dfhack.init.

>>163253328
Download the pack.
Delete everything except the dwarf fortress folder.
(I do recommend keeping the legends viewer though.)

>>163256215
>>163255602
I just noticed that the df version is quite old on those and that the newest TWBT isn't up to date. Why is that? Is it abandoned or just lazy dev?

>>163256385
What're you talking about? The PeridexisErrant pack is the latest one.

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fresh OC coming through

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>>163205872
>>163194162

so I made a meeting zone assigned as temple, but I don't know why all my dogs won't stop coming in it.

I doubt they have spiritual needs.

>>163256502
Rude desu. And it should be the oposite

>>163256596
t. efeye

>>163212307
I wish stone bolts were a thing.

>>163256517
Stray animals usually congregate in the meeting zones.

>>163256480
it's for 0.43.03, newest is .05.

>>163256875
Take a gander at your raws pal, they're easy to mod in. I usually go for lead as an ammo material, but there are loads of applicable stones.

>>163257502
I don't like playing modded games as much as playing vanilla, for some reason. I guess I feel like I don't want to alter the rules of the thing since the fun of it for me is playing within the rules given to me. Although I have experimented with modding in new creatures/races in the past.

>>163257763
I dig, but may I point out that:
1. You wished for this thing
2. It's a simple edit
3. The game is unfinished, and Toady will likely add them at some point anyway

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wtf is this shit? is this normal? how should I make this palatable or should I just abandon and make a fort one tile to the right? This was a sweet spot: high savagery, all civs, tower, etc.

>>163258356

It's like the 'source' of the river. It's like rivulets/tiny streams feeding into a river.
All rivers have an origin in a sense, by their nature.

>>163214760
>>163213927
I was thinking about a passive ability of having poisonous hair more like just shooting them
Imagine if no enemies could atack you because you are covered in a thin layer of spikes, that would be rad, and another addition to body parts complexity, mainly for modders

>>163258504
looks pretty gay desu. If I just force shut the game and make a new fort will this one never have happened? As I said, that spot is pretty ideal, would just want that ugly thing away.

>>163257502
>Take a gander at your raws pal
In my experience turkeys are superior modders.

>>163258356
>>163258925
or I might just build a artificial lake there. Is there anything stopping me from doing this? Nothing bad will happen right?

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A survivor of a dragon attack!
Finished this one.
Hope it lives up to expectations of OR.

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>>163259008
opinions? do you think this could work? I plan on making a entrance on the little "island" in the middle.

>>163252794
>Can't load this
>Can't load that
>Can't load the other thing
>This is missing, will use whatever instead
>Can't do this
>Can't do that
>DFHack is ready. Have a nice day!

Truly, the dwarfiest of mods.

>>163259323
Go for it man. Looks good. Keep us posted

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>>163197592
>bunch of noble fucks and their lackeys
>fellow dwarves

Good joke.

>>163198116
I use LNP so i dont have to bother.

>>163198793
So i can kill them off every second year ? Cool shit, free stuff.

>>163259587
>ash FB
>scary
Pls, clearly those are humans who never faced the depths before

>>163259142
Not he-who-requested, but good work!

>>163258928
:^)

>>163258925
>>163259008
>>163259323

You seem annoying.

I wonder. If I set some small 2-3 dorf squads and set them in far away stations with extra food rations. Will they come back once they are out of food or they just end up dropping of thirst and starvation?

I just want to make some gate guards and maybe a tower/wall defenders with crossbows.

>>163260417
They will go back and get more victuals when they run out of rations.

>>163260417
You could always make a delivery system, or set up food and drink stockpiles in the guard stations themelves.

>>163260565
Nice! So stations actually means stations and not hunger strikes. I just wasn't 100% sure about it.

>>163260681
Mmmaybe but that'd mean some other dorfs running there and back all the time. I rather want this route to be traveled more rarely than often.

>>163224686
>melty rains and atomic trees being pretty hardcore
explain both please, sounds amazing

>>163229182
I dont know
>>163231852
Have any Idea about how would that work?

>>163234510
>The friendships are stored asymmetrically -- they thought of the 'prophet' as a buddy, while Kutsmob considered them information sources.
pretty interesting. seems like an amazing update overall
I wonder how much this new mechanics will be used in future ones

>>163242880
are you fucking memeing on us, faking being a spy from other general trying to obtain information from us?

>>163245116
Yeah, Im also expecting the democracy arc

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I'm still a DF newbie, but what would be a somewhat interesting scenario but still easy enough for a newbie?

>>163261861
Above ground fort in place where there is no trees ?
So for example entirely stone city in tundra ?

Every scenario in DF is interesting.

>>163256517
Really digging the design buddy
If you want advice for that, I would put two corridors in between the left triangle and the whole sand-clock thing, one up and one down.
I would make them lead to the priests' rooms

>>163259904
Thanks!

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Guys I know this is DFG but the RimWorld Alpha 16 that many said would come out next year, around maybe January - but it just came out! Here's the video, better to link that than just to list what is new and since RimWorld doesn't have its' own general but is a dwarf like, figured you guys would like to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hYecyqAE90&feature=youtu.be

>>163262794
Yeah but I don't like RimWorld

>>163262926
Yeah but I like it

>>163263056
I don't like it either.

>>163259142
I requested it
bretty good job Drew
Really good job on the guys face
When you said you had some plans in mind, I thought for some reason that you'd picture him with the dragon
Not complaining, just saying

>>163263056
Yeah but I don't like it, so you shouldn't post it

>>163263149
I actually do like it too.

>>163262794
>since RimWorld doesn't have its' own general
Threads are free.
>>>/rwg/

>>163263184
Yeah but I don't

>>163262794
>since RimWorld doesn't have its' own general
maybe you meant that it doesnt have it anymore

You wanna know why?
You played the game, you know why

Not him but I like it.

Are we making this into dank meme? This is epic guys.

Here you go, a rwg general >>163263506

>>163262158
Above ground fort for a newbie actually sounds like hell. Building floors is sometimes wonky as hell. Especially if dorf decides to wall himself off or leave unfinished walls in spots that are unreachable any more.
I still fuck up with building up and down stairs. It's all a mistery and black magic. Elves can do that shit dorfs should just dig dig dig

>>163263529
Rimworlders are like that annoying six year old cousin who really looks up to you and won't stop following you around.
You can direct them to their own room, but they'll just come back wanting acceptance.

The best policy is to just ignore them.

>>163262794
go to /rlg/ or something. in generals dedicated to a certain game, it's that game that is to be discussed.

rimworld used to have a general, but it died because it run out of shit to discuss.

>>163263347
ayyyyy senpai, we are not creating no new meme
Hatng on rimworld is quite old
It doesnt matter if you like it, its not the place for it
this is>>163263506

Calm down autists.

It's literally one post and just about news of the biggest patch for the game ever made.

If it triggers you just ignore it. Pretty simple.