/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

>>163154737
Fuck you

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Based Erdogan~

>>163154737
Based

Who should I play in ck2?
No Christcucks pls

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What's taking MEIOU and Talex2.0 so long, I thought it was supposed to be out by Christmas but now I hear it might be another few months?

>>163154928
Saladin

>>163154992
>caring about bloatmod 2.0

>>163154737
FUCK YOU AUTIST

>>163154928
One of Muhammad's descendants (pbuh).

>>163154703
>211... ofRome.. brotherMarcus Aurelius Antoninus (Caracalla), ...thePraetorian Guardmurders ... mother,Julia Domna.
>1932 ... Servicebegins
>1941 ... II:Adolf Hitlerappoints ... theOberkommando
>this many typos

>>163154992
They need to test a lot of stuff desu

>>163155256
Like what, their lack of native extermination button? Their work was pretty much done, all they have left is North America and who the fuck cares about North America at that point in time? We have literally no sources, it's just wild guesswork.

How do i genocide in HPM?

>>163155332
Read the readme

>>163155332
produce a majority of the world's liquor and then close all your liquor factories.

>>163155321
The pops system because its going to be exactly like v2.

Why do we let memes control us?

>dark magic man a in ck2
That was just a joke, right?

>>163155539
:^)

>>163155495
Who?

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>>163155495
Go to the other thread if you don't like it, I'm in both. I honestly don't understand why we make threads so early and why this autist has to make a 'proper' thread in such a rush that he doesn't even quote the right post and has typos all over the OP, it's ridiculous.

>>163155539
You wish

>>163155008
>>163155141
Thanks for nothing creative.

>>163155735
Welcome to /gag/ newfag.

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>>163155851
I've been here since we were still HOW FARES YOUR EMPIRE on /v/ asshat.

Is there any difference between ck2+ and HIP? Which should I play?

>>163155979
Play HIP, ck2+ is trash.

>>163155979
HIP has a nicer map, no Charlie start or Schism chain, and more historical autism.
CKII+ has a charlie start and schism chain, a better-than-vanilla-but-not-as-good-as-SWMH map, and is more gameplay orientated. Both of them are good vanilla+ options so really just choose one and try the other one later and decide which one you like better.

>>163155940
t.newfag

68.226.105.20
Back up

>>163156395
Won't be able to join back because I really need some sleep now, sorry lads.
t. 4u

>>163155539
It probably wasn't a joke. Reapers Due was a pretty decent DLC, but it did add even more supernatural shit like immortality. I wouldn't be surprised if Paradux started adding more and more supernatural shit for the remaining CK2 DLC, as I doubt they will ever add theocracies and I'm sure Paradux isn't retarded enough to listen to r*ddit and add China, which doesn't leave much to expand upon for future DLC besides supernatural stuff.

>>163156395
Based

>>163157098
But they will make it optional, r-right?

>>163157098
There's still inquisition and tons of stuff they can do, like naval battles.

>my Vic2 crashed instead

ebin

wanna continue or nah lads?

>>163157404
nah not for tonight

>>163157404
Yes

Any good eu4 mods?

>>163158141
Sadly, no

>>163157098
here's a funny thought : why don't they just stop making DLCs and just fix their game instead.

Is that HPM mp still going?

>>163158631
no, people flaked :-(

two questions about DH
one, for delhi, when do the troops get activated
second, does infrastructure do anything else besides making your troops move faster

>>163158485
Whsts broken?

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so beautiful ...

>>163158831
You mean kr?

>>163158880
Your nose if you keep playing dumb.

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>tfw cant prevent the Syndie civil war in Russia as Wrangel because the shit political system

>>163159092
Oh an internet tough guy straight out of reddit

>>163158949
for the first question yes, but the second one in general

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>>163159140
say that to my face

>>163159272
>we write autographs
Awesome, always wanted an autograph by a random staff member from a shitty Swedish company

>>163159272
>left guy looks like fat version of me
;_;

>>163157210
it already is optional

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>>163159615
you're pretty handsome then.

>>163159272
He has bigger tits than her

Needs to cut down on his liquor and cement consumption desu, maybe he should spend some red flag mana conquering a saladhouse

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>>163159943
you messed up with the wrong gang.

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haha emus thats hilarious xD

>>163160179
what the fuck

>>163160179
Did they add an emu war event?

>>163159127
>not wanting social darwinism to take its course and syndies to be exterminated

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Germany or Teutonic Empire lads?

>>163160179
ebin

>>163160489
Become a French Puppet.

>>163160489
HRE

>>163154703
Where's the CK2 DLC activator? Used to be in the mega archive but can't find it there.

>>163160489

>>163160489
>Teutonic Empire
What did he mean by this?

>>163160489
So if this is a Napoleon victory mod, why are there no Illyrian provinces?

>>163161059
check the pastebin for the history my man.

>>163161004
In this mod you can either do the typical unite germany path, or head east and reform the Teutonic empire

>>163161059
They were shitty and full of slavs so napoleon gave them back

>>163154737
W&B

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Anyone hosting liquoria multiplayer?

>>163161804
someone might, but we'll need more than 2 players my man.
############ ROLL CALL ############
WHO'D PLAY HPM MP
>WHO'D PLAY HPM MP
WHO'D PLAY HPM MP
>WHO'D PLAY HPM MP

>>163161961
Me desu but rather something like Nappymod multi

>tfw no CK2 multiplayer
I hope once Monks and Retards are out we can play some HIP multiplayer

>>163161961
send link to the discord and I'll join

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>>163161961
>>163161804
stop playing liquoria

>>163156042
T.meneth

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Hosting eu4 vanilla, password is "praisekek"

Pic is best girl

>>163162672
Server starts with CivV

>>163162745
>>163162672
post id.

>>163162818
CivVOdaDomination

>>163162913
>Oda

>>163162913
no I can't find it
post the server id

>>163160489
Teutonic Empire

I want to see what it looks like

>>163162961

Server name is Madokaisbestgirl, password is praisekek

>>163163081
I need the numerical id

>>163163183
Server ID: 90105825732074501

90105825732074501

Anyone else?

Server ID: 90105825732074501
Password: praisekek

>>163163781
Also, RNW

>>163161059
Napoopan is unfinished.
Its like DoD but 10 times worse.

>>163163019
Sorry lad, too late, will try Teutonic empire another time

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>>163163882
pic related

>>163163854
Atleast it's based off HPM.
You can't even play DoD without being forced to play shitty PDM

>>163163854
>its like DoD but 10 times worse


Thats a straight up lie, DoD is absolutely horrible due to PDM, while at least Napoopan has an older version of HPM

>>163164119
>>163164072
>DoD is horrible to to PDM
Very much so but this isnt content issue but mechanical one.

Tell me this, if DoD was HPM based would it be better?

>>163163962
Take a closer pic of Venice and Slovenia please, those province borders look different from HPM's and I'd like to see them better.

What has caused the recent influx of newposters? /gsg/ has been full of activity and Germanyblobs are being posted on a daily basis.

>>163164319
Definitely yes, also fixing that military access mechanic

>>163164346
It was advertised on /int/ and /pol/. It's still an improvement over autumn /gsg/, though

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>>163164334

>>163164346
>implying Germanyposters are n't common with /gsg/ers

>>163164379
If i find time i might spend some time converting it as soon as HPM describes what has to be done.
Id imagine its the tags, provinces and cultures mostly.

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What have been your biggest battles /gsg/?

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>>163164560

>>163164490
Thanks
I don't understand why the change to Gorizia and Ljubljana but the borders in Carinthia-Styria fit well with the whole Illyrian Kingdom.

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r8 this partition

>>163164730
>American Empire

How'd you do that?

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>>163164798
Was playing Napoopan(it was MP actually, but I continued alone later) as New England, got some reactionares and turned into a dictatorship and then a monarchy.Eventually I just annexed and became the USA due to decisions.
Becoming monarchist isn't that hard in normal HPM tho, pic related

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>>163154928
muh nordic masterrace

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>tfw to intelligent too play eu4


If only Paradox made an actual game to challenge my vast intellect, Oh well..

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>>163164560

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>>163154737

>>163165317
These brainwojaks just keep evolving.
Also, Go >>> Chess in difficulty, this is mathematically proven.

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>>163154737
Based and brown

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I only took these colonies a year ago and they are already shitting out commies

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>>163165714
>tfw too intelligent four Chess

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>>163164560

>>163160682
Huh, that's odd. Might have been removed after that spaz about piracy a while ago.

You can have mine if you want, but I think the best option in the future is to try the CK2 thread on cs.rin.ru or grab one from a regular torrent.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/syhysqzpmcclpij/ck2dlcactivator.exe?dl=0

>>163154843
White.

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>Lithuania converts to orthodoxy
>Enter a marriage with them on a whim
>Get PU
>100 years later

Also Poland was the first country that fully converted to Protestanism and the Renaissance started in Sicily. This has been one crazy ass game.

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>>163164560

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KUBA
U
B
A

>>163166681
Epic, is this BIce?

>>163166814
I think it was

>>163166779
>benin
xD

Daily reminder that liquoria 2 is a trash game and anyone who has formed a grossliquorgermaniums is a disgusting weeb degenerate and should kys ty for listening and reminder to play superior strategy games such as goy4 t.reddit ^_^

>>163165924
If there was some way to trade RGO inefficiency in colonies for lower militancy I would take it in a heart beat. It's ridiculous that you can't have a colony without organised, armed rebellions every few years.

Rebellions should be few and far between but far more significant.

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What does /gsg/ think of these borders?

>>163166681
>not HoI4
loser

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@163167168
you dont deserve the (you) but please go back to >>reddit like the beta kuk you are. This general is for alpha white males

>>163166361
>dot lands in Wasteland
>Turkish Empire
>looks suspiciously similar to CK2 modded aesthetics

The fuck is this meme of a mod?

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How do I play Romania? Do I start as Walalchia/Moldavia, being a turkroach puppet, or do I wai until the crimean war somehow?

>>163167579
MEIOU
The dots in the Sahara are supposed to simulate trading posts
Turkish Empire because if the leader isn't an Osmanli...

>>163167781
play eu4

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Rate my finlandia?
bretti great huh :DDD

>>163168893
>Italy in northern scandi

10/10

>>163168893
Not as weird as that France/10

tell me a game and a country to play as, lads

>>163169148
EU4 Ragusa

>>163169148
Hoi 4
Finland

>>163169148
victoria 2, prussia

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rate my middle east lads

>>163169148
Victoria 2 Mughal empire

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>>163169269
See if you can get the Bothans to give you the plans for the second Death Star

>>163169269
>Byz
What the fuck happened

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>>163169169
Doesn't look very promising, but I'll do it

>>163169479
Converted save obviously

>>163169479
ottomemes > greece (no idea how) > byzantiums > pu with serbia > ottomans get killed by other turkroaches

>>163169269
is that Russia blobbing into Persia?

>>163169607
Wew so that's actually just the ottoman empire
What's its primary culture?

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Are we continuing this save today lads? ^^

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is there any way of stopping finland from joining the allies/axis when the winter war starts? is fucked up literally every HoI4 game i've played so far

The national anthem of Qing

>>163169796
greek primary, serbian and bulgarian accepted

>>163169779
yes

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How do I lower national unrest in EU4 guys? I have to pick a shitty event option between prestige loss (don't wanna because I'm doing a mission to get to 100) or 2% nation unrest.

k

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Okay /gsg/, what the fuck. I went for the German-Soviet Friendship route. We made the Berlin-Moscow Axis, split up Poland, etc. All fascists except Italy ended up hating me. Now after we split up Poland, USSR goes and leaves this practically super-powerful faction. I still have 100 relations with them and this modifier but they refuse to rejoin. What went wrong? Why did Stalin cuck me?

>>163170485
Spending mana to boost stability gives lower unrest i think

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>>163170646
I guess because Stalin wanted to fight the Allies all by himself. What a hero. France and UK are like 80% fascist though ( :^) ) so I'm not sure how long that'll last.

What's a good navy comp for hoi4

>>163167293
Tories =/=! The British

>>163170204
MP?

>>163171106
Yeah, we played MP. Prussia, UK, US, France.

>play HoI4
>literally best gsg since EU4
>fucken dwarfs Vicky 2
Da fuq, Paradox didn't turn to shit, it's the hatebase that became shittier and more obnoxious

Paradox still is a name for excellence in game design

>>163171121
>>163171121
were you the host?

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>>163171175
wtf i love drawing arrows to win now

>>163171175
its shit podcat

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>>163171176
No it was Capncold.

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>>163170204
>>163171121
>>163171176
>>163171271


mind if i join? I didn't play last time

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>>163168893
The spurdos have landed in the UK
ebin :DD

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>>163171309
Sure.

Paying as venice, Should i get any colonies in the western med sea or america ? Curently expanding into africa and india, planning for indonesia

>>163171375
If CapnCold does rehost that, can I play Greece?

>>163171842
If you'd like but I'd rather you played a GP desu.

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Some things never change, I guess.

do any of you have a direct download for this mod
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=699982858&searchtext=

>>163169560
You start out guaranteed by Ottomans---use this.

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You guys might remember me from last thread, turns out my guy got cancer and died within a year. But his son reconquered the HRE, this time with proper inheritance laws.

But I am going to sit on the empire for a little while, making 100 gold a month is really nice.

>>163172407
i do, thanks for releasing italy

host multiplayer please

>>163171590
Spice islands, ceylon, ivory coast, carribean. Don't blob too much

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>>163172336
Which idea should I take first?

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>>163172689
Yup, I was worried if he would do well independent because he was the only italian duke in all of Italy when I granted him the title. But it looks like most of his vassal converted to his culture.

>>163172781
Espionage

>>163172704
I can host mp, but what game ?

>>163173509
Anything really except eu4 i pirated that

Which ideas should I take in EU4 as Russia after colonizing Siberia? I currently have quantity, quality, religious and defensive. Should I also drop religious? Which one should I take now? Trade, influence, economic or admin?

>>163173536
I was hoping you would say eu4, it's the only gmae i didn't pirate.

Is there some way to make british rebels in India turn into Indian Nationalists? I find that the UK occasionally is overrun by rebels in India that are unhappy with the government, but instead of the futile hope of occupying London and turning the government into a different regime, i think it's only logical that they seek indian independence instead.

>>163171910
Tell me why I'm not getting new divisions, I'm building infantry equipment and I'm supposed to be training infantry divisions but its mid 1937 and I haven't gotten anything yet.

>>163173670
Are you deploying them? You gotta manually deploy them.

>>163173567
ofensive

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Anybody from this game around? I wanna continue desu.

>>163173781
I can't pick them yet, need to pick another before that.

>>163173750
I guess not. I won't have it fired up til later. Do you get a notification when new divisions are ready to go like HoI3 or are they just kinda there? Literally on my first game pls no judge me I am retard

>>163173830
mmm if you expanded in the black sea trade node you should get trade

>>163173819
>France owning Catalonia

Can we stop with this Carolingian meme?

>>163173930
Spain is too weak a nation to survive on its own.

Europe is so fucked, Spain and France should have equal populations.

>>163173853
They're kinda there and you have to deploy them. You need to frequently check but they get made fairly quickly by 1938.

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Be honest, lads, have you ever fapped to /gsg/? Not just CK2, I'm talking EU, HoI, and Vicky, as well.

>>163173981
Okay thanks. I went with click this button for fascist France :^)

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>>163173875
pic related is my expansion
Next target is sweden, then Bukhara.

>>163173595
It'd be nice if an Indian province is given to an uncivilized Indian tag if occupied by any non-nationalist rebels for 180 days.

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>>163173419
Here's your shitpost

>>163174115
then yeah trade should be great for you. even more if you plan on expanding to Scandinavia

Is Russian Persia acceptable?

>>163174327
Lad Russian Eurasia is acceptable

>>163174042
>play a slow Theodoro game on my desktop
>/h/ mtsp thread open on my laptop
>all this while lying in bed and jerking of with my left hand

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>>163174418
I'm not talking fapping WHILE you're playing a GSG. I'm talking fapping TO a GSG.

>>163174042
I fap to GroßGermaniums

Who's up for Victoria 2 mp?

>>163174696
vanilla?

>>163174786
Anything.

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>>163174696
Me.

>>163174042
Why would you fap to EU, HoI and vicky?

>>163174696
me

>>163174813
i mite, where?

>>163174523
only once to a modded version of hoi

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>>163174839
To be hardcore.

Is Persian Russia acceptable?

>>163174696
Host HPM.

>>163175023
yes lad, all of euroasia is acceptable for russia

>>163174696
And me >?

>>163175023
Only if you don't blob into the Pacific, then.

Russia is never destined to have both a Pacific coast and Persia.

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>>163175023
Yes

>>163175108
>1912
>dragoons

>>163174042
I admit, I fapped when I made France's Natural Borders in vicky2 one time.

>>163175108
>he unironically uses dragoons

>>163175108
post borders

>>163175196
>natural borders
nice meme

If this fucking farquad doesn't host vicky 2 or reply to this post right NOW i'm going to host myself and cuck him

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>>163175248
Old game

>>163175291
Do it you faggot

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Now Deseret left the union, and CSA declared war on USA for Texas. All this because of communism.

>>163175312
pretty decent

>>163175312
P-pops?

>>163175409
My harddrive took a shit between then and now, but i'm pretty sure it was turks, persians, and punjabs dominating

>>163175379
>402
>in 1917
>with 10m pops
git gud

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Victoria II (HPM) - Multiplayer

I.P: 109.153.64.229

Checksum: (PSGK)

Download: https://www.dropbox.com/s/anjg7ctwsbbizzc/HPM%203.6.1.7z

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>>163175384
Bonus africa, basically expanded Zanzibar after getting it from Oman

>>163154703
Is Persia fun to play in HPM?

>>163175657
dling rn, wait for me~5mins tops.

>>163175657
Fugg wrong checksum

>>163175858
>>163175657
I might have the wrong version of hpm wait 5 minutes

>>163175312
>Taking Crimea over the Suez as Persia

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>>163175858
Try

>1) Verifying game cache on steam
>2) Ensuring you have the latest 3.04 beta enabled on steam/downloaded
>3) Restart and see if the checksum changes
>4) Delete the contents of Program Files\Steam\steamapps\common\Victoria 2\map\cache and restart Victoria II via v2game.exe until the checksum is stable.
>5) Installing the latest version of HPM

>>163175990
>implying that i have it on steam
I actually checked it and i have the wrong version of hpm

>>163175657
brushing my teeth wait up m8

>>163175957
Suez was a shitshow with a bajillion great powers banning me to death instead of each other until finally someone took it instead

how the fuck do i even play M&T

nothing happens but fucking knock off tennis events

>>163175657
Give me like 7 minutes.

>>163176247
lol me too

>>163175657
>>163176250
Me too, just getting the mod.

same

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>>163176339
>>163176250
>>163175937
>>163175858
>>163175857
Please don't lie to me anons... surely there aren't that many of you...

>>163175657
installing mod wait pls

Is there a way to pirate a DLC only (Rights of Man) and inject it into the game then boot it on Steam? I am broke af and I can't afford the 20 euros.

>>163176415
I'm not shitting. I'm just loading the game as we speak. Hopefully its the proper checksum, if not give me like an additional 10 to redownload the game. I'm a pirate.

>>163176415
I'm unironically installing the mod , give me 15 minutes please

>>163176415
I'm stuck on (EXNF) otherwise i'd come

>>163176415
just reinstalled vicky, now installing hpm pls wait lad

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>>163176839
See
>>163175990

>>163175657
wait for ~15 mins pls

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>Britain can just seize the Suez and get a fucking core there regardless of them sphereing Egypt or not

>>163177168
They can't? There's an event that lets any GP found the Suez company, practically giving them a free sphere on Egypt, which then lets them carry out the event to sphere Egypt.

>>163175657
>tfw fresh feel brushing your teeth before a good mp game
:)

>>163177232
You can build the Suez Company as the UK just by having the necessary tech and the money to do so. You lose a small amount of money and ot gives you Suez.

>>163171207
>battle plan with no actual effect on the game
>units have to ordered manually

i see what your saying but dont pretend hoi3's planning system had any actual effect on the game, you could avoid it entirely. furthermore the planning system seems ot have made the AI in hoi4 at least more logical if not more effective. HoI3 was literally just form a line and attack the least defended opposing provinces

>>163154737
absolutely white>>163154737

>>163177351
France can also do it.

>>163178007
>i see what your saying but dont pretend hoi3's planning system had any actual effect on the game, you could avoid it entirely
No you couldn't. If you avoided it entirely then you'd end up with 90% of your units out of radio range and not being able to move or fight half as effectively.

>furthermore the planning system seems ot have made the AI in hoi4 at least more logical
Bitch I've had the Japanese just repeatedly fucking throw themselves against Beijing's stacks and get themselves encircled by a lone panzer division on rent

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>>163177168
just another example of how liquoria 2 provides fun and realistic gameplay

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They're actually going for fascism, the mad bastards.

eu4 is actually good now desu

>>163175990
did literally all of this and it still isn't right

Does victoria 2 have the worst multiplayer system of all time?

>>163178628
>Support a Synarchist Baja
Why would anyone do that?

>>163178761
This is /gsg/, not /pol/. Talk to us when something actually happens, not when a monkey steps on a cockroach.

>>163178761
Absolutely nothing will happen and you know it.

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What mods for eu3?

>when a monkey steps on a cockroach.
What did he mean by this?

>>163175657
>game not found

FFS I spent ages getting the right checksum and Its not even there?

Bollocks

>>163179139
We've started lad, wait till rehost

Turks are white and based

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>>163178761
Based Turks, only people that still have guts. Greater Türkiye soon.

>>163179214
Ok when will rehost be please? I have an hour until my tea

>>163179251
>t. Mehmet

>>163174309
Wow! my very own meme thanks!

>>163179273
We just crashed

Did everyone just crash?

>>163179475
k joining

>>163174309
>didn't cover the top left portrait

Pretty shit desu.

>>163179534
as if i'm going to invest actual effort into a shitpost

>>163179475
game still not found
Same IP?

>>163179273
>I have an hour until my tea

When will be finally be able to gas the Perfidious Anglos once and for all?

>>163179619
Yeah, wait for rehost

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>>163179015
help me faggots

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>>163175657
Rehosting. Victoria II (HPM) - Multiplayer

I.P: 109.153.64.229

Checksum: (PSGK)

Takes so long to load up v2 desu, I even have Victoria II on my SSD, still takes forever.

Can I form the South German Federation as Bavaria in HPM?

>>163179707
Really? I find it goes pretty fast for me.

>>163180065
Yes

>>163179707
why the fuck was i kicked?

>>163180085
I don't see the decision. What are the requirements?

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>In Monks and Mystics, we have added 8 Monastic Order Societies. There are two Catholic orders, the Benedictines and the Dominicans, while the Orthodox, Miaphysites, Nestorians, Hindus, Buddhists, and Jains each have their own order. Now, while actual Monks and Priests can of course join these Societies and are likely to advance more quickly through the ranks, it’s quite possible for secular characters to join these orders as lay members / patrons and reach the highest ranks
>
Life in the Monastic orders is focused on learning, piety, and good deeds. Typically members will be expected to use the Theology focus (if you have the Way of Life expansion), perform Charity, help build new Temples, go on Pilgrimages, and engage in prayer or meditation.
>Time spent in self-reflection does have its upsides though; through these acts characters will tend to better themselves, losing negative traits like vices and gaining more godly virtues. Not to mention that time spent reading and then debating the meaning of books is helpful in increasing Learning and Diplomacy skills. At the highest levels, members can also counsel other characters in their realm, to encourage them to end their sinful ways.

Confirmed that >>163179707 is Rob, I just got kicked for calling rob a faggot. Reminder to report all of his posts for multiplayer advertising whichi is against rules

>>163180407
bassed, reported that faggot

>>163180204
wow it took them so fucking long to introduce one of the most important parts of Medieval Society?

>>163180724
That'll only be $15 :)

Anyone here that played
Making History or Supreme Ruler?

crash

I can rehost.

>>163181067
do it

>fucking nigerian prince rowing his indonesian boat just to play mp

Rehosting. Victoria II (HPM) - Multiplayer

I.P: 88.203.252.211

Checksum: (PSGK)

Are we still doing the meme game, can we ban releasing nations for fun?

>>163181196
:^)

t. Irelad

>>163181175
>>163181236
try >>163181207

>>163181325
IP ain't working m8.

>>163181207
did you open your ports, you big dumb idiot?

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What now?

>>163181207
not found

>>163181374
>>163181401
obviously i did seeing as i've hosted before, someone else try if it isn't working

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Rehosting. Victoria II (HPM) - Multiplayer

I.P: 109.153.64.229

Checksum: (PSGK)

>>163181207
This anon who said he can host i'm pretty sure has no idea what he's talking about and didn't open his ports.

>mp in charge of hosting

Fucking Indonesians

>>163181445
slit your fucking throat desu

>>163181480
talk back again, you idiot

does the Hungarian revolution event allow you to switch tags in mp to Hungary?

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>>163181496
Also please don't join and then release a bunch of nations without telling me. Will allow it this time because everybody was carving up Austria anyway but it's extremely bad sportsmanship. Victoria II is a game in which GP's are not supposed to just be dismantled from the inside, as the balance of power is delicate and one GP can easily just dominate the entire game if you do things like this, desu.

>>163181496
why did you kick me earlier? I picked Ottomans then boom I got kicked

Is the Zunist Festival of the Sun bugged or something? I've never gotten any traits or events from it. Just starts with the usual Invitations sent (with some characters rarely declining but it doesn't seem to affect anything) > the longer flavor text of the festival itself that's the same every single time > 30 piety > end. Even the other generic pagan feasts have more events.

>>163170646
Can USSR join if they're already in a faction? Not sure why they'd split initially though is historical mode turned on? Also
>showing the Great Shoahs face
DELETE THIS GOY!

>>163181648
Because you were spain for about 5 minutes, then picked ottomans right at the last second and started meme spouting "Come on lets deus velt me maties!!!!!!!!!" or something, so I assumed you were just gonna release all your countries and grief. You can join if you want

>>163181445
Partition time.

>>163181496
Were staring soon, this time with no Indonesians crashing the game!

>>163181807
What do you mean?
Also, if I make a state from denmark, sweden and norway, should I go for commonwealth? We're currently allies, but I want some of that clay.
Thing is, I'm behind on tech.

>>163181496
Game not found?
I have the right checksum but then again Ive never done MP before so I dont know if Im missing something

>>163175023
Is greater Islam for persia allowed aka abbas aid empire borders?

>>163182523
Try again

Why do you need to be a GP in order to get the expedition events? The first to reach the South Pole was a Norwegian team, for example. The event picture even shows a Norwegian flag.

>>163181780
I picked ottomans and then said don't deus vult meme me ie don't war me just because I'm muslim...

Is there a mod that makes CK2 or EU4 more railroaded? I want to do a megacampaign, but the world will end up looking like absolute crap if I do it in vanilla.

>>163183949
F.

>>163184057
>mega campaign
>the world looks different
No shit

>>163150830
He plays vanilla and doesn't start landlocked like in HPM.

He's also a blobbing faggot

>>163184057

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_europe

Try this. It won't deviate from history at all during your playthrough, I promise.

daily reminder that no matter how bad gsg gets we will never ever be starcraft 2 general

Why was the proper thread deleted?

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>trump wins on a pro russia platform
>russian ambassador gets shot by "rogue turk"
>russia declares war on turkey the day trump's sworn in
>trump doesn't help turkey because of the ambassador press f to pay respects
Are we living through the greatest grand strategy title ever?