/srg/ - Speedrunning General

twitter.com/narcissawright
reddit.com/r/samandtolki
reddit.com/r/speedrun

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another """wr"""

Imagine thinking your shitty meme game is as difficult to optimize as 120 star.

>>163084654
The most difficult games to optimize are JRPGs.

>>163085914
A high RNG variance is not the same thing as difficulty.

This general is dead

>>163087414
let it stay that way

>/srg/ can't even survive weekend speed /vg/ anymore
Just shut it down

>>163084358
Damn I think we actually fell for (((her))) ruse.

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>when ur stream is slowly flourishing and srg is slowly dying

>>163091162
who is we?

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Why are there no good streamers on

>>163095949
It's okay, in a couple of hours the Mario Allstars no Warps race will be on.

Am I the only one in here?

I leave for 8 months and /srg/ is so dead, what went wrong?

>>163096327
wow I guess you're responsible for its death!

speedrunning is a meme

Dead thread.

Sad!

Shoutouts to Simpleflips.

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We're falling off...

Is this general even worth having anymore?s

Pack it up folks, time to move over to reddit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
over a year...

>>163102584
who is we?

so... looks like this is it

the last stand against cultural marxism... dying off... it wasn't enough...............

The God Gamer Stigma

The The God Gamer Stigma Stigma

The Grind Monkey Stigma

https://twitter.com/LiquidWIFI/status/810119964686483456
>getting mad because you've been grinding a sub-optimal route
is there anything funnier than seeing a grind monkey getting btfo

>>163092862
nice meme
he's going to do stupid shit on stream again and hopefully get banned then off himself

>>163105306
thanks for the late response!

>>163105205
>I'm entitled to other people's work
lol?

>>163105205
lmao there is no obligation to share strats with the community shared strats are a privilege not a right

>>163105384
please delete this fucking bot

>>163105635
please shut the fuck up

>>163105635
how about you try and not be so slow at responding

>>163106304
literally just woke up

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when will clint beta uprising?

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Why didn't you transition your speedrunning stream into a profitable variety gaming channel when you had the chance, serg?

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>>163107885
but i did

>>163105452
>>163105567
Thinking someone is a cunt for not sharing strats with their community is entirely different from feeling entitled to them or that the guy is obligated to share them.

Are you faggots even reading the same tweets I'm reading?

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>>163110159

>>163110159
there's literally nothing wrong with routing and not telling people the most minor things you change

if you need somebody to spoonfeed you everything, accept that you're garbage at your speedgame

>>163110594
delete this post then delete your life you obsessed freak

delete everything

>>163113861
lol anime pictures

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>>163114292
Yeah, so?

>>163115934
lol anime pictures

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>>163116056

>>163116084
lol anime pictures

>>163116381
>Thanks for the (You), Senpai!
xD

>>163116450
it's a small s in senpai though :/

>>163116531
xD

What's the cheapest but best cap card I can get to stream from my consoles?

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lol anime pictures

>>163116690
GV-USB2

>>163081452
>made a new thread
n*******************************************r

All it's going to take is one more big hitter general like Overwatch to shut this place down for good.

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COMPLETELY

>>163119683
FUGGIN :DD

B*SED

Why are Emulators banned? Because they're faster? srg should use emu and btfo of these jew runners and their arbitrary categories.

>>163124805
Fuck off you stream monster, they are banned because they are not the real game.

Why does nobody compliment me on my memes anymore?

Get new memes, Grandpa

>>163124805
why can't i bring my compound bow to the medieval festival? it's just a bow

>>163127043
>le medievil meme xD

>>163127182
>le meme meme xD

cronikeys? more like trannykeys

>>163125191
>not the real game
>plays exactly the same but faster load times
Are you afraid of more competition? As it would make speedrunning more accessible and not dependent on: jpn console, game, cables, the right monitor, controller and capture card ?

>>163128694
what the fuck

>>163128694
word word WORD

>>163127043
compound bows shouldn't be used at the Olympics as they're not real bows

>>163128805
Yeah, inaccurate emulation, emulator exclusive glitches and input delay are great for speedrunning!

>>163129482
If emulators are that much of a disadvantage to use why ban them? Oh it's because they're faster and you're afraid of competition of more than 2 people running your meme speed run.

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>>163128805
>plays exactly the same but faster load times
lol??? emulators like epsxe are well known to introduce glitches that don't exist on console

>>163129625
*Uses a glitch that works exclusively on emulator* teehee i'm not a big gay faggot that needs a bullet in my head worse than any tranny nut~

*imports console from China nobody has ever heard of before*
Now this encourages competition!

I'm really good at running this game that only 10 people in the entire world bother running because of all the arbitrary limitations us mods put on the game! PS please run this game the community is dying!

>>163129625
this is reddit tier bait

>>163129957
it's not bait and that's not an argument. Regardless if emulators give the runner an advantage or disadvantage there is no reason to ban them except because you're afraid of competition of people bopping your run.

>>163129853
>10 people in the entire world bother running
I fucking wish I my game had half that.

*uses ssd*
now this is speedrunning

>>163130095
bad bait

Remember to always ALWAYS use ORIGINAL hardware and ONLY ORIGINAL hardware. Playing on UNOFFICIAL emulators or other UNOFFICIAL software or hardware without the ORIGINAL developer's approval goes completely against the spirit of speedrunning!
*plugs in third party memory card*

Why doesn't witwix have a neck?

her name is chanzeux

i grinded like CRAZY in memegames with NO competitions all year long and i STILL have no world records! what the heck!!

The real reason why emulators are banned is because it's too easy to cheat on them. This is also why console runs that include anything other than game capture (microphone commentary, donation alerts, &c.) should be banned.

>>163133150
What about post-commentary?

>>163133150
this is also why runs should be timed from power on until ending credits

>>163133440
the reddit bait

>>163133545
you seem pretty obsessed with reddit, why don't you go back there?

>>163133150
What are spliced runs and homebrew

>>163133150
*runs on a romhack on a flashcart*

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>joined narcissa's discord to see what it was like
>"you must be a member for 10 minutes to send messages to this server"

Made me laugh out loud, she really has her fanbase on lockdown. Feels like I am in a tumblr concentration camp.

>>163133998
But I already checked up on r/samandtolki today...

>>163134383
>she
>her
>narcissa
stop encouraging the trannies

>>163133150
How would having commentary or alerts in your video make it any easier to cheat?

>>163137479
marxists OUT

>Let's play games the way the developer didn't intend to complete the game as fast as possible
>Get WR/Respectable Time
>Someone tries to bop time using different method which is faster.
>Hey thats not the way I intended you to play the game fast! And i'm mod!
>Banned time, not even a separate category allowed.

>>163138412
>things that have never happened

>>163137479
You put an alert at the point where you spliced the video so it can't be detected in audacity.

>>163138693
ok, i'll post more things that have never happened!
>you getting laid
>your parents being proud about you
>you contributing anything to society
>you not SHITposting on srg
>you actually speedRUNNING!

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

What do we call someone who grinds practice all day but can't catch up to a God Gamer?

>>163140059
especially trannykeys

>>163140160
250 attemps or less - casual video game streamer
251-5000 attemps - low skill speedrunner
5001-9999 attempts - grindmonkey
10000+ attempts - grindamoeba

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/113/886/531/

>>163140352
ok, but what do you call someone who grinds practice instead of attempts?

>>163140565
grindmonkey

>>163140446
lol!

>>163140160
>>163140352
>>163140565
>>163140632
stop posting

>>163140659
grindxmonkey

>>163141752
delete this post then kill yourself you freak

>>163142239
butthurtxposter

>>163142897
the x stands for xposed

obsessed monkey poster freak x Squid is the greatest love story never told on SRG

"Speedrunning games on emulators is wrong, we should ban emulated runs"

-Karl Mark

grindxmonkey

"Speedrunning should be accessible to everyone, so we should allow emulators, and all versions of all consoles, so anyone anywhere can try it!"

- Karl Marx

that karl max guy sounds cool!

If you want to make Speedrunning great again, Emulators need to be allowed.

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If you want to make Speedrunning great again, you have to ACCEPT and SUPPORT EACH and EVERY member of the LGBT community!

"The top 1% own 99% of the world records. It is time for them to share."

- berniexsanders

>>163145796
wow look at that orange bigot

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>>163147140

>>163144610
noobkiller still crying that caveman beat him, pathetic

>>163145796
The "s" on that picture. Trump supports Speedrunning autists!

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>>163148413
and we support him!

>>163148463
who is we?

so is cronikeys single or...?

>>163148805
he's mentally ill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq9FprNBnmM

O_O

>>163148805
onion...

>>163149041
rape jokes are NOT okay
I sent this video to Mike Uyama and werster's future wife.

>>163151474
>Sending an email to a corpse

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>>163151628

>>163148983
>>163149358
is any girl from srg single?????

>>163096327
everyone grew out of this shitty hobby

>>163153162
ask our girl narci :3

>https://twitter.com/SkozzyM/status/810742307200913408
at least sumbody out there is starting to talk some sense

https://twitter.com/2m/status/810547261407109120
Another one

>>163153953
DELET THIS

>>163153953
gender is just a social construct

The Stigma

1% of posters get 99% of the "word"s

reply to this post with "word" and lets redistribute the words!!!!!

>>163155931
the words will trickle down

i'm not wording THAT sh*tty post

>>163155931
W O R D
O
R
D

Mayne yall niggas needa get edumakated n shyt to be honest wit yall niggas to be honest

Cran done change da muhphuqqin Game on u niggas, b. He styled on yalls niggas in Hotline. He styled on yalls niggas in X-Com. He wrizzecked yalls niggas IRL.

F'real

>>163156719
what do you mean by "yall niggas"?

y'all nigs

>>163156719
this meme sucks

Redpill me on clint having so many viewers

>>163159073
>entertaining
>good looking
>nice guy
>no one else streams at night that can compete
what's not to like?

Mentally ill: Harmlessly believing that there's a range of unexplored human sexuality because of the socially constructed gender binary

Not mentally ill: Labeling people as "freaks", "nutters" and wishing death upon them for having different opinions

>>163160207
if their different opinion involves interpreting a fact as wrong, then yes they are a nutter

death

DEATH to ALL tranny FREAKS

>>163160207
>>163160259
>>163160357
woah why'd you post this in the speedrunning general?

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SO LONG DENTAL PLAN

>>163160357
word word WORD

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>>163160478
DENTAL PLAN
>COSMO NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN
>COSMO NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN
>COSMO NEEDS BRACES

>>163084358
>suffer mental breakdown
>become tranny
>destroy legacy
>tarnish reputation
>delete twitch channel for reasons
>people will naturally speculate
>someone posts a picture of you
>"yes, it is I who is the victor in this war of wits"
trannies truly are mentally ill; then again, I suppose I prove xim's point by posting about it. Who are we talking about again?

>>163161534
thanks for the late response!

>>163161534
who is we?

>>163161632
we
wiː/
pronoun

1.
used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself and one or more other people considered together.

ie. in this context, "we" refers to the collective group of those are involved either passively or actively in the speedrunning community, regardless of your contribution.

>>163167046
>rational
*imports a chinese cheat machine*

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What's poppin' everyone?

>>163167046
that's me (i_o_l) on the right...

>>163160459
remove bot

>>163168551
thanks for the late response!

>>163161561
>>163169062
remove this one too

>>163167129
chinese cheat boxes are emulators

Let's be honest with each other if you stream on twitch in 2016 instead of hitbox you are little more than a view chasing sheep. Hitbox is just a better streaming service.

>>163172560
why didn't you sage?

>>163172754
remove bot

>>163159481
>entertaining
>good looking
>nice guy
but clintstevens isn't any of those things.

>>163173656
thanks for the late response!

>ZFG realizes 100% is too competitive for him now so he's moving on to MST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QziEcc1tc
Cosmo for competitive smash when?
PWEASE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
thread theme

>>163174594
lol, speedrunning

xD

>>163174829
why did you spoiler?

Hey guys, I've just been informed by management that all stream monsters must leave this general immediately.
Sorry guys, we'll miss you.

>>163175535
who is we?

>>163176690
We, the speedrunners of /srg/.

It takes more time and practice to get a 1:47 in 120 star than it does to get a world record in most speedgames.

>>163177174
*bird laughs*

>>163177226
Sorry that your game is low effort and piss easy.

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

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*curls toes*

>>163177484
why did you spoiler?

Why are people still in denial about 120 star being the hardest category to speedrun in any game?

Does it hurt your feelings that your speedgame might not be as skilled as you thought it was?

It's okay to run easy games. But why deny that 120 star is hard?

>>163177484
still waiting for proof of the existence of these alleged toes

except croni

>>163177569
name FIFTEEN (15) difficult things to do in 120 star

im waiting....

.....lol

>>163178469
There are tens of thousands of things that are difficult to do in 120 star. Movement is literally everywhere.

>65 unique IPs +1
lmao dead general

>>163178469
>>163178686
So you start learning a star. In about 50 hours of practice you finally manage to execute the basic movement for the fastest strat for said star one time. Another 50 hours and you can do it semi-consistently. Another 50 hours pass and you finally understand most of the little nuances of movement for the star and get your first near-optimal time on that star. Another 50 hours and you can get a near optimal time on the star consistently.

Now you have to repeat this process for almost every other star in the game.

But now that you're working on other stars, you lose the muscle memory for the previous star. so you have to go and practice it for another 10 hours to get back to where you were. And then this happens with other stars, and you need to practice them again to keep up.

Now you have to spend multiple hundreds of hours chaining stars together in stage RTAs to consistently complete whole stages with optimal times. Continuing to practice everything evenly without becoming rusty at something in the game now takes up almost every waking hour.

SM64 isn't a game you can run as a hobby. You have to live your entire life in the game to be good.

>>163180118
how long does it take if you are good at videogames and don't need to grind?

>>163180290
My post assumes that you are already good at video games, so your question has already been answered.

If you aren't already good at video games it will take even longer.

>>163180118
i think this might be a shitpost ?

>>163180562
is this a jojo reference?

>>163180562
Not a shitpost. Just explaining how running 120 star works to people who run low-effort games.

>>163180118
>You need to spend over 24000 hours to become good at SM64.
>Cheese got WR 13000 hours after starting to play the game (including all the time he spent not playing the game).

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is this it? is speedrunning officially dead?

>>163184168
dead

like EVERY tranny NUTTER should be

>>163184168
>/srg/ dying means speedrunning dying
Nice meme.

In fact, speedrunning would only improve from this place being gone.

>>163184721
except croni

>>163183774
Not every star takes that kind of effort you fucking dolt.

>>163185290
>waah waah my argument has been mathematically exposed

>>163185523
>the post even points out that this doesn't apply to every star
>what is hyperbole
>what are rough estimates

>>163184721
especially trannykeys

mmmm so why do people who get exposed decide to turn into women instead of, hmm, practicing, trying to find new glitches, experimenting with the route or trying to incorporate new strats???

>>163187538
mmmm so why do people become grindmonkeys instead of, hmm, practicing, trying to find new glitches, experimenting with the route or trying to incorporate new strats???

mmmm so why do people who get exposed decide to turn into obsessed monkeyposters instead of, hmm, practicing, trying to find new glitches, experimenting with the route or trying to incorporate new strats???

mmmm tasty

mmmman i hate videogames

mmmmkay dawg dat shizzle wack yo

the monkey poster is the weakest nigga

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>more drugs! that's the answer!

>>163189796
why not inject some provolone instead

>>163190306
someone ban this rambling beta

>>163190306
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
*i walk on the screen in the most optimal way possible*
*gestures to screen*
yup, that's me
you're probably wondering how i got into this situation, huh
well we should probably go back.....
*rewinds to me, screaming as a baby*
UH WUH OH NOT THAT FAR
*fast forward to me as a kid playing super mario 64 on the N64*
yeah, that's perfect

>>163191291
who is we?

https://twitter.com/cheese051/status/810934263168307200 Our Boi

Speedrunning Saved My Life

>>163192652
based

>>163180118
- guy who doesn't speedrun

>>163193179
thanks for the late response!

>>163116084
jej

>>163193434
thanks for the late response!

Use Emu/No arbritrary rules, bop times from Nazi mods and expose them when they don't accept your WR, as the hypocrites they are. Especially if they at the very least don't allow it as a seperate category.
Make Speedrunning Great Again SRG

>>163155997
how dare you! that's unfair to the people who don't put in as much effort to make words as you.

>>163194015
t. exposed nkr aka rob still crying and expects people to join him on his pathetic emu crusade

>>163160207
t. mental illness

>>163194121
>>163194250
thanks for the late responses!

>>163172560
definitely. I can't even watch twitch without constant stuttering and shit.

>>163194214
Not me faggot, you've been blind to the truth for so long. Emu crusade benefits SRG and exposes corruption. Eg accepting jpn runners with no vid but not accepting a faster run because nazi rules.

>>163174486
tranny freak should kill itself. and damn what kind of self-absorbed freak names themselves narcissa?

>>163194425
>>163194542
thanks for the late responses!

>>163174486
eww it still sounds like a guy

>>163194673
thanks for the late response!

>>163085641
haha

>>163180118
>ooh ooh aah aah

>>163194795
>>163194812
thanks for the late responses!

>>163194812
show ur pb? oh wait ur too busy fapping to squids runs of a optimised game. obsessed freak monkey poster

>>163087414
Speedrunning is dead.

>>163194960
thanks for the late response!

>>163195007
>>163194886
>>163194762
>>163194597
>>163194285
>>163193460
this bot needs to leave

>>163105635
i don't think it's a bot

>>163195097
thanks for the late response!

>>163107362
never

>>163195218
thanks for the late response!

>>163195218
thanks for the late response!

The God Gamer Stigma

The The God Gamer Stigma Stigma

>>163195259
>>163195265
>>163195153
thanks for the late responses!

>>163195384
my response was within a minute they posted though??

>>163111737
please be nice

>>163195475
thanks for the late response!

>>163195460
thanks for the early response!

>>163195541
thanks for the early response!

The Late Responder Stigma

>>163111932
i wish

>>163195615
thanks for the early response!

>>163195683
word

>>163195727
thanks for the late response!

The The Late Responder Stigma Stigma

The wife's son stigma

Delete (Me)

stop being epic

is this seriously how we'll reach bump limit

>>163191684
thanks for the early response, sorry for the late response!

>when i post the general is alive
>when i stop posting the thread dies after 100 posts
really makes you think

>>163195971
thank you for contributing words to trickle down to the poor.

>>163196130
you have my gratitude for expediting your reply to my post!

>come back from shower
>43 posts
>woah is /srg/ alive again?
>just the bot spamming

>>163195971
who is we?

>>163196329
thanks for the early response!

>>163196283
who is /srg/?

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>>163196436
O_O

how do we stop shitposting

>>163196465
who is we?

>>163196465
who is we?

*sticks dick in srg*

>>163196587
It doesn't matter who we are.
What matters is our plan.

>>163196620
who is we?

>>163196121
>>163196283
who are you quoting?

>>163196683
It doesn't matter who we are.
What matters is our plan.

>>163196692
i was quoting my thoughts

i kno this has nothing to do with speedrunning but seriously FUCK white genocide

>>163196775
who is we?

>>163196436
Me too thanks

so you kept the general alive for this?

finally you shut the fuck up

I want to drain my balls down croni's throat desu

Is Barney's Hide & Seek Game the most forced memegame in existence?

>>163174227
But MST is more competitive than 100%.

a DM in the TWITTER of EVERY fanny NUTTER
(hmu)

>>163197893
thanks for the late response!

>>163198071
no problem my man.

>>163197738
onion...

i'm responding late to this thread, can i get a
>(You)
>thanks for the late response!
please, thanks!

new record for most amount of shitposts in a row without janitor
>>Janitor
thanks for the late response!

>>163200343
HER name is glenn

>>163200379
did you just assume xir's gender and name?

>>163200379
will she do me for free?

trannykeys needs to get rid of his bots before putting a bullet IN his head!

Remember when cared about speed instead of trannies and loved coolkid? He just got back his Mega Man record like the god gamer he is.

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Who we /watchin/ ?

>>163205436
who is we?

for real tho who are oui watching?

>>163206013
who is oui?

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>>163206584

>>163206584
STOP

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>>163206584
not him. face is too long

do any one of us here actually speedrun

http://speedrun.tv/team:srg

>>163207758
You do

>>163207926
h-how did you know!?!?!?

>>163208007
You're a huge fag lol

>>163209002
at least i'm not you LMAO

>>163209087
Yeah instead you're a huge fag lol

>>163209260
but that just means you're a bigger fag you moron LMAO

>>163209317
Congrats on outing yourself as a manlet lol

>>163193221
no problem!

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not even squid is this above it all

>>163209417
congrats on outing yourself as a gay LMAO

>>163209435
neither of them are

>>163209538
High five! *extends hand* Oh sorry, let me get you a ladder lol

>>163209684
high five! *extends hand* actually nevermind i don't want to catch the gay LMAO

>>163209741
You don't have to pretend, I really will go get a ladder for you lol

Who is the oldest active (I use that term loosely) speedrunner? Sinister1?

>>163209895
you don't have to hide it, i know you gay all over stuff LMAO

>>163209982
Okay I'll come to you then *sits down* Oh darn, it looks like you still need a stepstool lol

>>163210078
of course you sit down to try and suck my cock dude LMAO

>>163210138
For me to do that I would have to lay down on the floor lol

>>163210180
of course you want to lay down since you take it in the ass you gay LMAO

>>163210252
I'm just trying to make you feel better about not being a real man lol

>>163209417
>>163209538
>>163209684
>>163209741
>>163209895
>>163209982
>>163210078
>>163210138
>>163210180
>>163210252

What in the fuck happened to speedrunning?

>>163210376
yeah you would want me to feel good you fag LMAO

>>163210438
I'm not going to stoop to your level because that would put me underground lol

>>163210560
yeah you would talk about being underneath me fag LMAO

>>163210642
Nothing can get low enough to be underneath you lol

>>163210428
speedrunning is DEAD

>>163210712
yeah but that won't stop you from trying LMAO

>>163210780
Yes it will because it's impossible

>>163210905
yeah it's impossible for you to be any gayer LMAO

>>163211010
What's really impossible is for you to get any shorter lol

>>163211121
so you can get gayer after all? fucking fag LMAO

everyones awful

>>163211228
Of course I can lol

>>163211295
wow you're really eager over it fag LMAO

is it true that cosmo posted his boipucci?

asking for a friend

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>mfw twitch lets me watch ads for $6/hr on my second monitor while i work my day job

>>163211667
No, the picture on /v/ was fake. If he actually did, you can bet it would be the only thing discussed in these threads for at least 24 hours afterwards.

>>163211958
junewilson

>see werster finally streaming
>it's some gay mario shit or w/e and not emerald 4 stars

dropped

what a wonderful thread!

>>163215472
thanks for the late bump!

this is without a doubt the worst thread ive ever seen

>>163212006
I hope he never does, I don't want cosmemes bumhole burned into my memory.

>>163219250
thanks for the late response!

>>163219386
thanks for the quality response!