Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>163067950
WHY IS THERE A USELESS PLANT GRAPHIC THAT GLOWS ORANGE AS YOU LEVEL FOR NO GOD DAMN FUCKING REASON INSTEAD OF STATS

why the fuck isn't grant streaming the eg game

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Any SEA language is the most annoying shit I've ever had in my hears.

Holy fuck.

>>163067883
thats more fair though
respawn timer is ridiculous this patch
you're so weak as AA that it barely matters with the move speed
less downtime = more control of the game
you pretty much respawn by the time the enemy have pushed the lane out trying to take upground and you just ult them away

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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>Universe Dark Seer

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Dotards? Whats going on?

>>163068035
It's useful to know what you can build into but as this patch goes on people will know that shit by hearth. Needs an option to remove it until you hit 10, 15, 20 and 25.

>>163068159
It's a shame he's so good at the hero because he hates playing it

>>163068174
http://steamcharts.com/app/730
http://steamcharts.com/app/440
GOtards? TFags? What's going on here?

>>163068174
im wondering what level of autism it takes to even waste ur time doing this

>>163068175
The circular icon showing your level is perfectly fucking fine for opening a talent menu. Theres no fucking reason to have that stupid fucking tree there when stats-at-a-glance are sacrificed

>>163068174
>http://steamcharts.com/app/730

It's not Dec 18, I can't even change it to show Dec 18.

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i thought electric vortex would have the higher winrate but i guess not

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>>163068174
That's just how Steamcharts records stats last-minute stats you retard.

>>163068325
Because unless you get Agh's (i.e. not +mana regen), the extra duration is overkill.

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its time to go back

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>>163068325
Some talents win rates are pure memes.

grant killing his chances at any valve invites lmao

these casters are like having aids in your ears

void is an "innovator" for using purge creep

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>>163068240
>>163068284
Why are you so angry? im just asking a question why is dota dying after such a big patch just came out?

>>163068386
I don't know about you but if I was winning I'd take persuasion, and losing you'd take Hand of God Heal. Talents are clearly more offensive or defensive oriented which plays more into if you're winning or losing.

>>163068304
I have to agree with that.

>>163068427
im not angry its just that no one cares

>>163068427
peruvians and pinoys still downloading the patch

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fucking chink tournaments man

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Apparently people really hate move speed in this game.

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>>163068427
>why aren't people playing a buggy piece of garbage
hmmm

>>163068449
If your Chen got to level 25, you are fucked anyway.

https://youtu.be/WYX0sjP6Za8

cr1t loves his greedy drafts. Pos5 bh pos4 batrider..goddamn

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>>163068383
Who is the Cthulhu faced guy on the right??

>>163068719
darkterror

>>163068719
Faceless Void

did you know that in some older versions of the game bounty runes spawned in the river alongside power up runes?

>>163068532
because people are only picking movement speed when theyre already gonna win

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>>163068427
Because the long time fans of the game wanted an ARTS, not another fucking hero brawler.

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I need a good yet underplayed new hero choice to autistically play for the next 100 games

Any tips?

>>163068812
why are asstards like you forcing this hero brawler meme

>>163068819
Visage

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>>163067927
>STILL no Kelly Monkey King edits
what the hell are you guys doing?

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Meme timer, free exp and free gold looks like an overrated options in omst cases.

>>163068758
member when we didn't have bounty runes or arcane runes? member when they were just called runes and not power up runes?

I member

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>>163068882
im on the job give me 72 hours

where da stream @

Grandgrant was fucking beta tester, the frog really is stupid

>>163068967
our adelaide?

>>163068867
> micro hero
> over 50% winrate
He is truly broken in 7.00, isn't it?

>>163068386
>most of this data comes from normal skill games
>winrate for level 25 talents only include games where the hero actually reached level 25
I'm willing to bet that +4.9% Chen winrate on the Holy Persuasion talent is total bullshit. People just pick that piece of shit talent when they're winning, whereas there are like eight games on record where a Chen managed to hit 25 in a game where his team ultimately lost and in most of those games the Chen picks the healing talent.

man RTZ is a fucking liability in this game

>>163068967
gatorade?

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>>163068967
redditlaide?

>>163069018
This can be possible. Item winrates are screwed from hard from people going full meme build in a winning games.

what if tp scroll worked like wc3

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>>163067927
Post your behaviour reports
Have you been a good boy?

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>>163069084
>>163069074
>>163069031
>>163068991
>>163068967


fuckingkillyourselfaide

>>163069109
then nobody would ever die?

WHEN WILL OUR GUYS TEAM SECRET PLAY?????????

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>Playing Reddit: The Game

*upvotes riki ahgs*

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One of the most imbalanced talent trees for sure.

>>163068383
oh i see skeleton king now and the 5v5 ;_;

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Dotards when am I getting my own hero?

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Guys just shut the FUCK up and listen.

Okay so in the direct center of Monkey King ult there are FIVE (5) monkeys circling it. If some poor nigger gets stuck in there he will be hit FIVE (5) fucking times at once. These monkeys have an attack speed of TWO (2) seconds. You know what else is TWO (2) seconds? That's right faggots, Dindu Strike. THIS ISN'T A COINCIDENCE. If you stun them in the center they will take a total of TEN (10) hits from monkeys along with a critical strike from yourself.

>b-but how are you going to get someone in the center of MK ult?!
Dumb fuck you buy euls scepter. Look at this shit. I didn't even autoattack him. This is entirely from euls -> ult -> stun (which scales with items, so expect even more damage in real situations)

You guys wanted to know how to make MK effective, well here it is you fucks.

>>163069307
>euls mk
kys

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>>163069307
I can already see this being a meme item cancer on top of the meme hero cancer in pubs.

>>163069307
okay and then the enemy carry gets real items and kills you anyway

>>163069306
when you suck my dick tree slut

Hey /d2g/, haven't posted here for a while
what's the current thread meta to get free (You)'s?

>>163069469
https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa/

Fucking Newbee retards make Unishitter look like a decent player by making the same mistake over and over again

>>163068967
>capitalization
>punctuation

You're not adelaide

>>163069307
>Buying Euls for a hard carry just to make your ult effective

no

>>163069428
That's a cool set, I hope it gets in.

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Can two wolves really be that strong?

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>>163069638

>>163069528
FREE?

>>163069439
How he can kill you after being euled to death, retard?

>>163069368
No
>>163069439
>implying you won't have items as well
Your ults scales, faggot. You might as well say Euls SF is shit.
>>163069574
Whoa there bud, who said you were aiming to hard carry?

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Interesing.

>no cute boy to play dota with

tfw no ryuko-sama hero

>>163069967
>my supernova is unkillable now that it has two more hits
>let me just nova into their team now

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Wag1 my niggaz , you Dota2 boys ain't so bad and im in a pretty good mood so ill tell you what. You can have any 5 things from my game Heroes of Newerth (tm). Rather that be heros,Items or game mechanics its up to yall but remember you only get 5 things though.

so? What'll it be nigger?

>yuropoors
yuropoors
>yuropoors
yuropoors
>yuropoors
yuropoors

???

Artour is so polarizing in his play. If his team is having a good game, so is he. If not, he sucks.

Also fucking universe is a GOD

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>>163070046
anta baka?!

>Grant drunk and rapping
I fucking love grant strim

>>163070101
>If his team is having a good game, so is he. If not, he sucks.
this is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read

+3 refraction charges is the most op shit i've seen in a long time. If any pro team does not first ban TA they deserve their 100% loss rate

>>163069574
MK is a roamer that runs around killing bitches like BH or Riki. If you get fat and end up carrying your useless ass team, that's just a side effect.

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>>163070137
he is gettin naked yet?

>>163069638
>4 wolves empowered with howl and whatever other auras pushing lanes or DPSing you

hmmmm

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> Picking 150 health
> Skipping 200 health
> Skipping 200 health once more
Skill trees are truly some kind of next level shit.

>>163070146
Between TA and QoP, this is gonna be a good patch for Sumail. He's looked really convincing.

Fuckin Lycan + Brood + Nightstalker...

>>163070160
Were you the flaming piece of shit in my game

>Dota 8.0
>All abilties in the game have been classified as a STR, AGI, INT, or hybrid ability, and now scale off of their stat

haha... this would be great right...

who /listentoyoungthugwhileplaying/ here?

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>>163070245
as long as they stick to this formula i can see EG being dominant in new dota

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QoP tree is truly brain dead one.

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>valve took icefrogs twitter and shit

>league finals of a tournament going on right now
>2 to 1 kills at 21 minutes
>they joke about how a lane literally does nothing

>tfw this update makes me feel homeless
>tfw going back and forth between this thread, checking for updates and looking at HoN forum

>>163069638
wolves = pushing

shapeshift = fighting

what would make these stats actually useful is a scale to see what time the talents are acquired and when the game ends. that way you can see like for example 80% of shapeshift talents end up going into the late late game

>>163070245
Calling it now, every tier 1 team in dota 7.00 is going to have a 'child prodigy' kind of mid. TA, Ember and Meepo are so fucking op right now. The age of washed-up carries like Envy and Notail wasting space in mid as Naga or DK is over. If you don't have a TA player in your team you are fucked.

>>163070429
come watch topchina
/back2warcraft

earth spirit was 5x more OP than monkey king when he came out

>>163070404
>>>5 Strength

how the fuck does ANYONE think this is good. Oh boy 100 health.

GPM and CD both are good.

Attack Range is sick, health is okay.

Spell Lifesteal is hero defining. 35 INT just equals 35 damage and some spell AMP - you're not taking it for the mana because at level 25 you should have enough items and base stats.

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>>163070429
> HoN forum
Monkey King actually is voiced by the same guy who did Dota one. Which one is more cancer?

>>163070503
He was going to be, but they had to replace Matt Mercer for Dota's due to a VA strike.

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>Hey icefrog your game is finally getting balanced good job!
>REDDIT
>UP
>EVERYTHING!!!!
>releases 7.00

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Grant dropping some real bombs on Valve get in here

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Grant is really trying to look cool hating this patch. It's even funnier with Arteezy in his whispers talking about how the patch is good and how everyone is going to copy them now and then Grant desperately trying to talk back about how Icefrog was replaced in some conspiracy shit.

I swear to God some people act as if they haven't played this game for more than a year. Icefrog has been pulling crazy shit since the dawn of time. He burns things down then builds up something greater. It's not as unbalanced as people say it is and it's only going to get better.

>>163070525
Oh is that why?

Damn, one day we'll get a Matt Mercer hero.

>>163070126

SOURCE

would pay SUMS for a reskin

>>163068834
Not the same anon but I've been playing DotA for over 10 years, the game is in an awful state right now.

Now, don't get me wrong, I like most of the changes, I really do, but they really fucking need to slow down the fucking game, every time I play I feel like I have to always be doing something, always farming or fighting, the 30 seconds it takes for a 5-randoms team to gather for a smoke of deceit feels like a complete waste of time when before you could no problem wait those 30 seconds and it was no big deal.

It doesn't even matter what order you skill because you end up level 25 pretty soon anyway. It is not fucking acceptable that it takes longer to get from level 1 to 10 than from level 11 to 25, it just isn't.

>>163070428
>trash talking LoL in a Dota thread

feeling bit insecure are we?

>>163070503
>Dota 2 MK hits you 4 times then proceeds to Q you for 75% of your max hp

>Hon MK presses every button at once and explodes you in 1 second


HoN is more fun but Dota2 mk is more fair and has a more interesting kit (its going to take a couple months before people realize how good the disguise skill is.

>Monkey King's Chinese voice actor is Shihong Li, who also voiced Monkey King in the famous 1986 TV show, Journey to the West.

>>163070245
>QoP
what's her talents besides dominating people to her will?

>>163070592

I feel you but it's a lost cause. IF wants Dota to accelerate year after year, and he will get what he wants.

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>>163070429
I think the funniest thing about this update is the HoNfaggots coming out of the woodwork and desperately trying to get Dotards to play their shit game.

>G-G-GUYS I'M TOTALLY GOING TO PLAY HON NOW WHAT ABOUT YOU?

HoN has been shit since it left beta. Fuck off.

>>163070561
its like the patch that first introduce memeback

it was quite ridiculous, I'm waiting to see how icefrog changes the exp system this week

>>163070640
Proof icefrog is a piece of shit that wants to turn this game into some chink pandering turd.

whats better for am, bkb or agh?

When will other spellcasting mids be as good as Mirana?

>>163070592
> It is not fucking acceptable that it takes longer to get from level 1 to 10 than from level 11 to 25, it just isn't.

Objectively wrong.

>not even 5k EXP to get to level 10
>20k EXP to get from 11 to 25

>>163070724
Puck.

Lina/Leshrac comeback maybe, Bloodstone 12 charges, Storm as well.

QoP is dogshit.
Arc Warden.
Zeus is shit in competitive but good in pubs.

>>163070675
I don't even play HoN. Just checking their site and forum to see what's it all about. If valve could give me my old fps of atleast 25 i will happily play dota.

>Slardar
>Weaver
>Underlord
How the fuck do you lane this?

>>163070865
weaver safe or mid, probably safe. underlord can support bot or go offlane with slardar

>>163070865
weaver carry slar is roaming and underlord is offlane? is this ur first dota 2 game?

>>163070661
Not really, when memeback was introduced the average of the game went up like 10 minutes or so.

I want to believe that the horrible pacing of the game was unexpected and will be fixed, talent/kill choices are meaningless when they should be a big deal now that +stats has been removed.

>>163070757
It takes you longer to get those first 5k than to get the other 20k.

Just review any game, people are around level 10 at minute 20 and hit 20 before minute 40.

>>163070830
Lina is dogshit

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>>163069131
what did you do?

>>163070830
qop isnt shit at all. dont listen to this post.

>>163070675
>yfw its the only game that has original Faceless Void and Bloodhunter

>>163070957
She's hot steamy fucking garbage that doesn't do anything and has no exceptional damage without her Ult. Her blink is WORTHLESS for how ignorable and how little health she has.

How is Alchemist doing meta and this patch?
Anyone know a good site to see current comp picks

>>163071007
ur a complete moron. u suggest lina and lesh as good mids. jesus christ dude its been like over a year since they were good mid.

>>163070992
Backtrack will always be the dumbest fucking shit in the game and I'm more than happy Icefrog removed it.

I want my map back

I don't mind the heroes changes, maybe making the talent tree more imaginative (more skill upgrades, less flat bonuses or gold) monkey King will be fixed eventually but muh map will never come back

>>163070634
I wanted to watch lol while I waited for the next match and was amazed.
I am pretty amazed desu, it is technically the optimal way to play league with they way it is constructed, its essentially like the middle of a chess match, it is basic trading and slowly securing an advantage over time

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>>163070404
QoP not terrible when?

>>163070924
People hit 10 at 10 minutes, 20 at 30 minutes and 25 at 40.

>>163071058
The map changes are fucking fine.

>>163070927
First off that's a reddit rumor for new players, go fuck off back there and never return you stupid fuck. Icefrog has posted blogs and Q&A since after people flamed him for his stupid ass cat, he just stopped communicating when dota2 was released, probably part of some Valve policy since almost every dev that joins the Valve cult does the exact same thing.

Secondly, sgamer shits on icefraud much, much worse than even the combined efforts of LoL + HoN forums.

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Mira is _ _ _ _

>>163071058
>boohoo the map changed I don't like this I won't play the game anymore
grow up kid , change is part of life

>>163071120
is that a trap?

>>163071120
a mentally unstable slut

The new Techies isn't as bad as people say. The new proximity mines can net you a lot of unforeseen kills if you keep placing them inside the trees, where nobody can see them.

I wish they removed the delay from the remotes. It feels awful.
The game shouldn't be designed around cheaters

>>163071138
i wish
so i could fantasize about sucking her dick

>>163071165
His new suicide is fucking OP

>35 second cooldown at all levels
>300 damage at level 1
>AoE silence and jump

>>>50% self damage
>ie you have Suicide when you're sub-50% life on a 35 second cooldown at level 1

>used to be 160 scaling down to 100

>>>163070927 (Dead)

why was it deleted rofl

>>163071247
shame

>>163069307
>calling it dindu strike instead of expand dong

>>163071329
I'm 12 btw SKADOOSH

>EG drafted only 1 (ONE) stun

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But what if the 4th bro of the elemental brothers is ghost spirit.
:>
>I'm twelve btw

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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cd/Monkey_ally_175.mp3
YOO

Hey!

/d2g/ said QoP was shit so, um, why was she picked?

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VALVE ARE SO FUCKING BLIND

IF YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN THE GAME, AT LEAST MAKE AN LC ARCANA FOR FUCKING RYUKO

AT LEAST IN SOURCE 1 YOU COULD MOD THIS SHIT IN

ACTUALLY SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, FUCK


i actually finally understand all the animefaggots now, good lord

>>163071468
Because Zai's a dumbass

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What went wrong?

>no animal monarch hero
uh dotards?

>>163071468
it's cuz the 1k d2ghetti don't know how to play her

What's a good hero to sexualize?

>>163071468
teach me how to become a dotard first then we'll talk

>>163071525
Lyralei the Windslut

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>>163071492
>watching Japanese Anime instead of Western Anime
>choosing to get Bad At Dota instead of Good At Dota

Is Underlord the most underwhelming hero of all time?

>>163071506
is this like 1k or something

>>163071556
hes boring and OP

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>7 DAYS BEFORE XMAS

7 DAYS BEFORE XMAS

>7 DAYS BEFORE XMAS

7 DAYS BEFORE XMAS

NYAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOTURDS
MERRY XMAS :3

>>163071506
>Monkey King build MKB
This takes me back to WC days when people build Maelstrom on Zeus.

>>163071584
fuck me I should do some shopping

>>163071553
>Western Anime
>good

>>163071615
>Maelstrom Razor

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>Newbee

>>163071525
Morphling

Reminder that picking Rubick is a REPORTABLE offense

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Enchantress is pretty fucking OP in this patch. This is the first time I've been over 3700 MMR since like patch 6.82.

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>>163071630
That's right!
If you are shibboletriggered THIS badly by /mlpol/, why are you playing a game created by a known Western Anime watcher?
I said "played" because I know you're a subhuman thirdie and thus a gameshitter, since the macho culture present at the favela you call your nation metaphorically weeds out the chaff from the wheat of White Race and prevents you from enjoying Western Anime.

>>163068749
>>163068751

wow he looked better in the original

>>163071806
>america
>not third world

rofl

>>163071845
Not really.

Watching dota is so boring now

>>163071896
take a shot grant

>>163071041
anyone?

>>163071896
then stop watching it

>>163071896
compared to when

>>163071680
That at least have some degree of functionality as Razor deals a lot of right-click damage, it is not a good item on him but is not nearly as bad as it is on Zeus.

>>163071615
>Zeus doesn't have a talent that gives free maelstrom like Lich's free skadi

One job Valvefrog

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Is that the best you could come up with? Go pretend to your comonkeys (cooperative monkeys, It Est other thirdies) that you're not gay.
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>qop is bad!!!!!!
t. d2g

my boy Zai is playing really well this game

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anonymous' dream takes him to the top of the clock tower. his face betrays no emotion as he unpacks his suitcase and begins assembling the high-powered scoped rifle.

he grips the handle as hard as he can, confident that the lens on top will allow him to 'zoom in', making his target appear closer.

"there's lebanon" BANG
"there's lebanon" BANG
"that's lebanon too" BANG

do not reply to him

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Why is this hero so shit?

>>163072093
QoP isn't exactly bad, but her pub winrate is absolutely terrible. You shouldn't play QoP unless you're actually good at her.

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>this qop item build

>Shitters giving me crap for building Armlet on LC in my pubs.
>Pros build Armlet on LC.

>>163072191
honestly building blademail on every hero is fine

>>163072176
i have no fucking clue which team is even on which side dont ask me the hard questions

>>163072191
>u cant die when u activate blademail
2k mmr?

>>163072186
and how do you get good at her?

>>163072196
Armlet is very common on LC, I weep for whatever bracket you're in.

>>163072191
name one thing that's bad about it
protip: you cant

>>163072191
She gets 70% lifesteal from the damage reflected by blademail. It's a solid item.

>>163072240
not him but qop is entirely reliant on making a huge lead and abusing that

kinda hard to do in pubs

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Why are thirdworlders so insecure in their masculinity?

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>EG are going to win this honeypot lan
He's going to get away with it again

>>163072240
To get good at QoP you have to understand how to play aggressively, but smart which is one of the hardest things to learn in this game.

>>163072315
who is that cute girl?

>>163072151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWKpblxejWE
SHE SAID NOT NOW
SHE SAID NOT NOW
SHE SAID NOT NOW
SHE SAID ...
NOT NOW

>>163072329
Adelaide

it's ogre, based EG

why i cant watch this shit in the client dotards

okay everybody migrate over to our guy

>>163072493
its a beta

>PPD become CEO
>EG win some tournament
is this meme magic from PPD?

So does NB get executed now?

wet doe cunt

>>163072531
>PPD doesn't play for EG
>EG wins

>>163072531
>>163072539
>forget this tournament was in china
my sides

>>163072619
>treant is now buffed to an absurd state that you can play even if you are PPD
>hes retired

>>163072604
Sap dripping loli creep cunt

i dont understand this winning ceremony whatsoever what are those random chinese doing on stage?

I've not played dota in a long time

what the fuck are talents?

>>163072679
>bts starts running ads

>>163072723
free item every five levels starting from lv10

>>163072723
dota2.com/700

>>163072675
wtf?

>>163072723
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Talents

>>163072740
>>163072748
>>163072769
jfc
what the fuck is this stupid bullshit? who is responsible?

>>163072787
me

EG look dead inside. That's how bad the patch is.

Is that Blitz?

Also would the chinks be cheering had Newbee won or are they always so lifeless?

>>163072787
my neighbor

>>163072806
How to spot the newfag.

EG looked dead inside when they won TI5 for fuck's sake (except Aui of course). It's par for the course.

>>163072826
The chinks love Chinese teams first but they generally do like western teams.

The whole "China hates everyone but Chinese teams" meme hasn't been around since like TI4

>>163072806
That's how EG always looks when they win, those greeks at the major was like the first time in a long time where I've seen Dota teams go crazy for winning shit.

>>163072889
>newfag
>/d2g/

>>163072960
>Called out
>Throw panic implying arrows

You have to go back.

>>163073007
i guess my shitpost was so pure it made even the purest of Valve drones reply

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>>163071379
>not knowing expand dong
Hey could you type "www.r" in your browser and screenshot what comes up?

>>163073089
Okay now you're not making any sense at all and resorting to random buzzwords. We're done here.

>>163073291
Stop
Feeding
The
Troll

>>163073291
damn bro you closed this discussion out have an upboat

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JUST FUCK MY GAME UP

>>163072889
well winning against chinks is not something notable

how long after the memeback patch did icefrog wait to fix it?

I cannot remember

When will fall 2016 end?

>>163073543
2nd january i think

>>163071779
wow, 3700 mmr? can i get your autograph?

this game feels so fucking hollow now holy shit. how the fuck do you add more mechanics to the game and make it feel lifeless.

>>163073714
yeah i know what you mean sempamalamafamalam. it's so HOLLOWBRO

>>163073714
by making getting items and exp too easy

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>>163073510
Still waiting

>>163070160
no MK is a pusher
you get your items then throw your ulti on a rax for 13 seconds and watch the enemy team cry

>>163073757
>sempamalamafamalam
you're still upset?

>>163073785
for wat

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>bot has done nothing but stand here and reward this same spot every time the ward expires
>it's 27 minutes into the game

Dotards?

>>163073861
for icefrog to fix it

>>163073935
he did

dont you remember killing a support and having the same networth as the enemy carry

>>163073904
they focused their time on a bot api so that they can stop giving a shit about their own bots, thinking the community is going to do their dirty work

>>163073904
If you think that's bad, play wukong and then jump into the trees right next to two or three of them.
They'll sit there and stare at you for an indeterminate amount of time.

hearing xyclopz voice is so refreshing, reminds me of pre-7.shit

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So are all Chink teams garbage now?

>>163073904
Yes, the bots are completely broken as of 7.00

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If Pugna is a cute loli, can Clinkz be one as well?

>>163073109
redtube
redtube > rest of porn sites btw

>>163074350
why do people draw clinkz with horns

>>163074172
newbee destroyed dc yesterday

>expect the community to do everything for them
>wont even allow ryuko LC reskin

need death

Could you just pile a bunch of magic wands into the backpack? Would that work?

>>163074403
>using redtube in 2k16

>>163073857
Nothing wrong with me, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!

>>163074432
because he has horns?

>>163074807
t. mentally unstable fuckface

>>163074887
>tfw he doesnt know that something has got to give now

God how stupid are you?

>>163074875
no

>>163073904
they also get stuck in middle lane in the river

>>163074952
yes

>>163074926
wtf i give now

>>163075003
nope

>>163075072
how are you not getting it?

>>163075081
yepe

>>163075094
Im not the original reponder to you wtf.

How is alchemist currently

>>163075112
wrong

>>163075234
not wrong

wow sing is actually making a comeback

>>163068069
be glad you're not playing with singaporean chinese

>>163075094
>>163074926
>>163074807
>>163073757
im really impressed youve managed to not give yourself credibility and self acknowledgement yet. you need something that will give you reassurance like a voting system....i wonder....

how do you autopick the monkey

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>enemy lycan runs up to me at the speed of light
>3 shots me
>he had 300+ damage with treads,deso,echo
what the fuck

omg this monkey on sing stream is so fucking bad

>check out furion talents on dotabuff
>6 treants have higher winrate than -35 second respawn time
so i guess there ARE things worse than 6 treants

>>163075469
he is back baby

>monkey king drops his ulti
>guaranteed slow from echosabre

nice game icefrog

>>163075721
to be fair respawn time talents on not-supports are a joke because you're basically admitting you're going to be a fucking retard and die

post mmr grinding tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqTOYtN5cIs

>>163075964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

>>163075873
i can't find a single talent tree there respawn time has higher winrate than alternative, even for techies and venomancer with their -60 seconds talents

Kind of crazy how much higher quality sing sing's stream is compared to bulldog. I fucking loathe bulldog with his meme spouting bullshit. If only sing would solo queue instead of playing with his boring 5k stack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7k5slRG0Cw

reminder
if you do not like drake

you have shit taste

>>163076089
or maybe ur not a dumbass wigger lawl

>>163075873
uhmm remember -30s meepo respawn timer

shit was broken af

>>163076151
yeah but you didn't give up anything for that

>>163076089
>drake
kys

>>163076159
ill take -50s on sylla
and -60s on venomaner all day

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>>163076089
>nigger music

These talents could have been so unique and interesting but instead we got gpm and -respawn timer talents

>>163076210
>-60s on venomancer
yeah sure

>-50s on sylla
fucking idiot

>>163076267
>>163076192
>>163076142
>hating on rtz' guy
you hab to go back

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>>163074403
>2016
>not having a 50 gig minimum collection of HQ movies

>>163076317
>hating on some kazak nigger wannabe
>bad
hello el reddito

>>163076312
>2016
>STILL building LONE druid around the bear
n1 doturds
nice
one

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>>163076089
>Not listening to nasheed while getting a rampage in dota and IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfCjzB_dPVE

baka kys senpai desu it's sugoi

Dotards, recommend me a decent usb headset. My laptop's audio jack is busted.

And don't just say "get a bluetooth speaker."

>>163075724
Wrong.

>>163076430
get a bluetooth speaker

>>163076430
sent ;^)

>>163074350
Clinkz is an angry manlet like you.

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>>163076517
>>163076525
>/d2g/ as helpful as always
Thanks lads.

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What a balanced talent tree.

>>163076696
just get a new laptop

>>163076716
Pic is:

>People who understand that they are the support and that sustained heal has been OP since 6.83 death push

>People who browse reddit and think they're the carry when they pick support and complain that supports are weaker than carries in the late game

>>163076716
wisp and storm spirit ones are far worse in that regards

>>163075276
Yes wrong.

>>163076751
This one is less than a year old. Not getting a new one so soon. I'm hoping the warranty will cover it, but the jack is physically broken and there might be a chance they won't fix it, instead just saying that I broke it myself somehow and tell me to fuck off. In any case I can only take it back in about a week or so when I get home and I need some headset up until then.

>>163076879
Use your phone as an audio receiver and plug your headphones into the phone. There will be a little lag though.

>>163076932
>less than a year old and its already broken
thats some quallity shit my man

>>163076983
Thanks for the free (You)

>>163076430
Don't fall for the headset meme, literally just get any usb headset.

You're not fucking making 'PHAT BEATS BY DRE TURN UP THE BASE' dude, literally just buy any.

>>163075423
Muscle memory, fast reflexes

>>163076716
wehre can you find this information

>>163077015
(Y-You) too

>>163075423
Ask the hacker called reddit for console commands.

>>163077056
Dotabuff

>>163076932
That can be done? I'll look into it. Thanks.

>>163076983
Yeah, I'm kind of bummed over that as well. The last laptop I got from the same place lasted me for ages going through all sorts of shit. Just unlucky this time I guess.

>>163077024
Going shopping later today and if I see any cheap ones I might as well try them out.

So I guess it wasn't that faceless was good, it's just that everyone else in SEA were bad.

>>163075423
He's right next to morphling

>>163077106
RTS requires more brainpower...

>>163077082
I'm going to ignore your mental illness there

>>163077207
Not Shitcraft 2 or any other modern RTS.

What was the last modern RTS that required brainpower? I'm thinking C&C Generals or something.

t. RTS expert who still plays Stronghold Crusader and AoE2 to this day

>>163068174
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>163077317
I'm supposed to be game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass