overwatch general - /owg/

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First for blue

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blue

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>>163061829
Jamison Fawkes!

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>>163061958
kerrigan

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>>163061949
>Blueberry
That's a qt smug I'd hug.

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Best blue.

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Jesse McCree, my huckleberry.

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>>163062079
United States of Blue

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new hero leaked

Anyone got any ideas how to practice juggling and airshots with Pharah? Anyone want to practice the Pharah vs Pharah matchup?

>>163062104
Devi is the best blue

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>the you snap around to headshot then rocket a screaming weeb so quickly he only gets one swing
Oh baby

>>163062213
>"Who you calling pinhead!"

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>Get Gold Elims and Damage as Zenyatta
>Only one taking out Pharah
>tfw you know it's one of those games

>Lost Connection to Game Server
please end this suffering

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Post yfw he pulls out his weeb stick

>>163062375
same here. Atleast it doesn't count as a loss anon

>>163062384
I hit left shift, miss, then panic and try to snipe him

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>>163061949
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>>163062079
>>163062172
okay, but when will her spine be fixed?

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>>163062232
Who's "Exquisite" voiceline is better? Widowmaker's or Symmetra's? I have it on both heroes.

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>>163062448
you're the doctor here you do it

>>163062337
>Look at the enemy lineup
>Quad tank + Lucio Ana
>Go Pharah
>Team freaks out
>Dominate
>Win

It was one of those games.

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>>163062272
>playing mccree
>hanging around with my ana
>hear dragon blade go off
>sperg out
>panic flick and unintentionally land a headshot kill on a midair genji
>ana calls me a mccree god after the game

a-all according to plan

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>Started playing lucio
>Pretty damn fun wall riding everywhere
>Win fights easy by speed boost through choke which nobody does.

Only question is how do people wall ride in a corner facing away from it? Anyone know how to do it?

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>>163062489

Widow by a wide margin.

>>163062598
practice it, pretty easy to do. Just look left and right slightly as you bounce between the walls to stick to them

Wait a second.

Why does Tracer have 150 health. When genji who is just as mobile has 200

And don't tell me it's because genji is made of metal. Because roadhog has 600 health and he is just fat.

>>163062771
Tracer can heal herself

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>playing qp on kings row
>3 tanks on our team
>lose first point after a long fight into overtime
>someone says "we have too many tanks"
Mfw

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>>163062771
Tracy has a huge dps

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>don't want to go ranked without my stack
>QP sucks because of "it's only quick play bro ahahah" people
What do
I know that if i go ranked alone i will be matched with 5 retards

>>163062919
Arcade

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>>163062882
>hey she looks pretty good in that-
>flickers out

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I AM FREE!

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Send help.

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>>163062384
*discord*

nothing personnel kiddo

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>>163061567
>I switch to dva while our monkeyman keeps dying
>now we have no healer
>I switch to healer to try and keep the team afloat
>now monkeyman keeps dying and no one covers me

Well I guess it's my fault every time
I lost 100 points today just on this stupid bullshit + 2 disconnects

anyone can't connect to battlenet?

Help me out here I can't figure out what DVA is saying. "Time to raise my ..." what? What is the last part of that sentence?

>>163063456
APM= Actions per minute.

>>163063456
APM. not hard to google it retard

>>163063456
Ape meme en

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>>163063501
What does that even mean?

>>163063506
Pic realted

>>163063550
Google it?

>>163063550
it's a term used in mobas. as the other anon said, google it you fucking shitstick

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>hate this game
>hate this game
>hate this game
>REEEEEEE THIS GAME IS SO UNFUN
>know I shouldn't queue anymore and should just quit
>comp match where everyone works together and communicates and we make really smart plays
>it all comes together
>explosion of joy and happiness on the victory screen

Why the fuck do I keep having connection problems with battlenet. it's so fucking annoying, and this is the first day I've lagged this hard and dropped connection without it being a DDOS.

It's gonna do its fucking stupid "punish for leavers" soon and I'm fucking pissed.

solo queue is so much fucking cancer

anyone wanna group up for comp for a bit?

>>163062919 >>163063601

>>163063689
you should say your rank

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>reaper has a shit fit everytime he trickles without the group

why do these retards gravitate to reaper?

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>>163063742
702

>>163063689
>>163063742
2500 last season, still doing placements now

>>163063771
His edginess appeals to them. As a reaper player it bring me great pain.

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NEW HEROS LEAKED

GUESS THEIR ROLES

>>163063742
3300

>>163063742

1400

>>163063646
I heard east coast is having issues tonight
Also, ISPs are generally shit in the US
Also, because ISPs are generally shit in the US, and it's late saturday everyone is streaming netflix/youtube in the neighborhood and everything is bottlenecked
Also, cold air snap can cause signal loss due to the degrading and outdated infastructure in the US

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HOW DO I GIT GUD

FUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>163063886

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>Playing Zenyatta non-stop since I got the Nutcracker skin
>W/L ratio has been tanking
Fuck, I forgot about support suffering.

>>163063742
3300

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>>163063742
2932

>>163061829
Helden sterben nicht!

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>>163063942

>>163063836
>White warrior
>Ult is just a line "it's offensive to try and take their hard earned property by force"
>VICTORY

>>163063971
>>163063965
>>163063856
>>163063812
alright, so, anyone down to play comp, then?

battletag is eli#12551

>>163063689
soloq isn't bad if you're already at a high rank like 4k+. your teammates usually make up for your lack of skill and with this 4 tank meta it's pretty hard to suck dick

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I don't understand
How come can Symmetra kill 3 squishies faster than an ulting S76

>>163063923
The meta is really static right now and there are 6, maybe 7 heroes you can choose from to main

Rein Hog Luc Ana Zarya 76 D.Va

Main one of these and just master them. Do your absolute fucking best with them every game and really find how you work with a team of heroes that also doesn't change much and I guarantee you'll "git gud" and climb

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>>163063963
his mobility is suffering
he only works in certain team comps
he is a beast doe when you don't get focused

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5 facts about Hana Song!

1. She stinks!
2. She doesnt shave!
3. Shes doesnt bathe!
4. I love her!

So now that Symmetra has her changes, it's pretty much a given that Mercy is the worst support hero in the game, right?

>>163064087
2500-3500 is shit though, which i'm trying to climb out of

>>163064127
mercy is the new symm

just tell them all to switch

In my last comp game, almost the entire enemy team d/c'd. Was 6v2.

Managed to finally get me to plat this season, so hey.

>>163064121

5. She doesn't love you

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>>163064027
no

>>163064184
see >>163063689. i'd be down too
if so, post bnet id

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>>163064121
D.fags can't count

>>163063963
Hm, Zen is actually really good in the middle of tank meta if you've got some skill

It's probably not Zen as much as you are significantly better with your other heroes than you are with Zen.

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>your lucio switched to winston every single time your team actually does good on Koth
>"we needed more damage"
>"you were doing fine as solo heals ana"
its like he began to roleplay an actual brazilian

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OFFICIAL /OWG/ POLL PLEASE VOTE IF YOU HAVEN'T
http://www.strawpoll.me/11900407
http://www.strawpoll.me/11900407
http://www.strawpoll.me/11900407

>>163064121
whose feet are sweatier/stinkier, tracer or dva?

>>163064121
ayy lmao

>>163064027
Adding, i'm around 3000

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Can Tracer age or get pregnant?

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I love Hana.

>>163064272
No top 500 option?

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>>163063993

>>163063742

You should tell us who died and made you our boss

>>163064325
Where is the dong?

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how do i git gud?

Does watcher.gg not work anymore?

>>163064343
no, you love teen girls

>>163064350
nice joke

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>>163063887
QUICK, POST:

COUNTRY

AVERAGE PING

>>163064424
USA
12 ms

>>163064350
top kek

>>163064424
US

7

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>>163064424
AU
85

>>163062528
Dude I just want to fap to some overwatch smut, 12 second loops with no finishes just don't cut it for me

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>>163064234
I take pride in my Zen.
I feel like it boils down to team comp and the fact I can only be as good as my team.
If there all fucking about and leaving me all alone (which has been happening way to often) then I can't really do much.
Of course, even when my entire team does their best we still run the chance of getting outplayed.
Regardless, I'm not giving up.

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I've been avoiding comp ever since the Symmetra patch went live.

>>163064350
No, Enumbre, i'm not gonna add a top 500 option just for you.

>>163064325
Unsure on her aging. But she should be able to get pregnant. Her physiology wasn't affected just her space in time. Although the child stays in the womb for longer every time tracer recalls.

>>163064424
Indonesia
20~

>>163064560
nice blog

real fucking original

*suscribes*

>>163064424
Canada

45

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Post your favorite's hero skin ranking

>Elder God Tier
Bone
>God Tier
Jet and Smoke
>Good Tier
Commando and Night Ops
>Alright Tier
everything else
>Good Goy Tier
Strike Commander Morrison
>Garbage Tier
Stunt Rider

>>163064651
u le got le him, my le good le sir!! u win le internetz!!!!
le upboate 4 u!! XDDD

>>163064560
It's a mess no matter where you choose to play, so just bite the bullet.
I hope Blizzard actually learns to balance any future re-work heroes in PTR before chucking them out into live in the future.

>>163064702
>>Elder God Tier
>Bone

fucking faggot

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Why doesn't Lucio have any good skins?

As a Lucio main I am troubled by this.

>>163064280
Tracer wears crocs. This allows more air to reach her feet making them smell less bad. Tracer also (until overwatch was recalled) had a lot more free time then d.VA meaning she hadoesn't more time to keep herself clean.

>>163064702
>morrison
>not the only good skin
kys

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>h-hey guys c-can I come in?

why is mccree such a beta?

>>163064849
because he got cucked by 76

>>163064767
>Main Lucio
>Every match, "hey. can we get a reinhardt? we don't have any push"
>"Idk how to play Reinhardt"

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>have a korean playing reaper on team
>didn't know till end of the game when he said nice then chink script
>He gets the potg
>everything looks fine till his aim starts snapping up and down between targets right before he ults
I can't help but feel bad for the other team, I think we won because our cheating chink

>>163064424
BR
45 ms

>>163064136
I bought a new account and paid someone $30 to do my placements. Got placed at 3700 and now I'm one game from 4k. I suck ass at this game too, but even a retard can play dva

>>163064849
fucking toblerone is touching up Tracer's butt

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>>163064702
Ana
>Best skins
Horus / Wadjet
>Great skins
Captain / Merciful
>Good skins
Wasteland/Shrike/Ghoul
>Terrible skins
Everything else

>>163064903
>Koreans
>chinks
They're gooks, smelly dumb American scum.

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Post Doomfist speculation.

>Talon aren't entirely villainous, and are trying to fight back against that Illuminati "Eye" presence.
>Doomfist as a tank/off-dps who relies on getting enemies to focus on him due to the inherit threat of letting him get close and disrupt/pummel the opposition.
>Is an Omnic/Human hybrid, or just a cyborg like Genji.
>Has Spencer's Bionic Arm references from MvC3

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>>163064880

>Only one new map which fucking sucks
>Burst damage is still retarded and game would be better off without as much of it and you can't prove me wrong
>Ana still does gorillion healing
>Roadhook is still has free kill every two steps
>Ults are still absurdly powerful
>Tank meta is worse than ever

5 months of not playing only to see it's the same exact shit.

>>163064880
Are you me?

>>163064903
>because our cheating chink

implying chinks do anything other than cheat

>>163064849
He's scrooge. He's not being a beta. He's despising them and plotting their end.

Of course in the end he will stop being bitter and join in the Christmas cheer.

>>163064962
>toblerone
Mercy isn't in this picture

>>163064971
merciful is cute because of her hair, also sauce please

>>163064993
Yes

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>>163064972
Hey buddy an Asian subhuman by any other name, kk?

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>>163064702
Default is Soldier's only good skin unfortunately.

HOW THE FUCK

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>Hey we already have two DPS, can you switch to healer?
>"But I'm a DPS main. I can't play healer."
>Then just pick Lucio.
>"I don't know how to play Lucio."

>>163065026
right he also touched Mercy's ass what a fucker

>>163065135
retard

>>163065128
>not playing with commando while blasting fortunate son

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>>163064880
I love those kind of retarded players
>do fantastic as any 1 role
>you have those 1 or 2 retards that put up less resistance against the enemy team than a piece of mean thrown into an active blender
>"Well if you want to help out, you can always go X, Y, or Z"

>>163065224
>retard
(You)

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>>163065135
>Friend who never played Lucio before
>"It's fine dude, just stay on your healing aura and follow your team"
>He still fucks it up

>>163065135
>Rein you need stop pushing out so far
>Rein, don't stand in the back with you shield up
>Rein, you need to push

Amazing how many times I have to tell Reins this.

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>>163064903
Does anyone else have any stories about cheating mooks from Han-Gook

>>163065263
>giving him bad advice
you fucked up first, retard

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>>163065313

>>163065313
i aimbotted your mum

>>163065259
Also...

>Hmm, we're not getting any push.
>Wait. Why did you switch off Rein?
>Dude, get off Roadhog.

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>>163065321
He never played the game before.
I was giving him quick advice becuase I didn't want to get detailed and confuse him.

Also
>retard

>>163064962
I'm pretty sure he can't actually feel anything with that hand m8

>I'll fiiiiind youuuu

>>163065304
>guy that autopicks Rein at start only operates in two mode:
>charging forward into the enemy team to initiate a fight and dying before he even smashes someone into a wall
>stands still at a choke with his shield up and doesn't move 2 more feet forward to get the team past it into cover

Why does no one in these threads play together?

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>enemy team is accusing me of aimbotting with Widow
>I only have 56% scoped accuracy

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>>163064702
>Elder God
Nihon

>god tier
oni, chrome

>good tier
carbon fiber

>alright tier
everything else

>eh
sparrow

>please no
nomad, bedouin, young genji

>>163065506
lol'd

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>>163064702
>Elder God Tier
Mariachi, El Blanco, Shiver
>God Tier
Classic, Nevermore
>Good Tier
Plague Doctor
>Alright Tier
Pumpkin, Moss, Desert, Blood, Midnight, Royal
>Good Goy Tier
Blackwatch (still good because of emotes)
>Garbage Tier
Wight

>>163065427
Even more...

>Guys, keep Winston off me.
>Guys, Winston is killing me everytime.
>Guys, turn the fuck around.
>GUYS. GET HIM OFF ME!
>Wtf, Lucio? Where are my heals?

>>163065557
i mean, most other /vg/ threads play together

>get a loot box just now
>see a golden glow
>it's fucking Commando 76

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Isn't it absolute bullshit that you can get non-event Legendaries during an event?
They are rare enough already.

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>>163065512
>use aimbot
>intentionally miss a shot every now and then to give the illusion of fair play when in reality I'm just making these pawns dance before the queen

>>163065501
>>charging forward into the enemy team to initiate a fight and dying before he even smashes someone into a wall
>>stands still at a choke with his shield up and doesn't move 2 more feet forward to get the team past it into cover

so much this

>>163064767
frog skin is the best skin in the game

>>163065630
fuck off scum. you're bad and worthless.

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>>163065570

>>163064325
>I only play Hanzo

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>>163065487
ill fuck Tracer even if i couldn't feel anything, sexual intercourse transcends the physical plane

>>163065724
you just are in denial about liking them young, it sounds

same with d.va-lovers

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>>163065570
>your dps sees winston or pharah go for the healers
>they still charge in
>no heals, they die
>"our healer is afk or something lol!"

>>163065685
frog skin is ugly af

Ok guys I got all the Xmas skins

I now have 1000 credits again do I buy

Sparrow Genji?
Horus/Captain Amari Ana?
Huntress Widow?

Widow is the only hero I dont have a legendary skin on

im really leaning towards Ana I like Horus but Captain Amari is nice too

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>tfw you zap a Pharah out of the sky

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>>163065754
Tracer is 26 that's far from being a pedo.

>>163063601
What the fuck? Are you me? At least before the release of Ana. Never expected to find anyone else with patrician taste like Gillian Anderson

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>>163065630
>Needing hacks

ayylmao

>>163065546
You have bad taste

>>163064976
my speculation
>Doomfist is 1000% energy large black man
>He is constantly shouting
>isn't on anybodies side
>runs fast
>His only form of attack is charging at people and uppercutting them into the air with his fist
>It does % health damage

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>>163065769
>Not liking meme skin

>>163065763

>Okay, guys. Let's regroup. I can't heal us when we're all over the place.
>Guys, regroup.
>Guys, stop rushing in.
>Guys. I'm the only one healing. I can't chase you down individually.
>Dude gets on mic: "Lucio...I'm gonna need some heals"
Dude. If you spectate my games, you'll often see Lucio being chased around in the back as the rest of his team obliviously charges forward.

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>>163065754
she's 26 bro

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Reaper's interactions with the Overwatch members are mostly sarcastic and amusing, but his interaction with Ana legit makes me sad.
Gabriel used to be a good guy /owg/
Reaper redemption story arc when?

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>>163065512
>get 4 man *dink* POTG
>"anon is hacking"
>42% accuracy
Wew amis.

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The following characters require zero (0) skill and you should feel bad if you unironically play them

Pharah
Reaper
76
Bastion
Junkrat
Mei
Torb
D.va
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Winston
Lucio
Mercy
Symmetra

Just kys, honestly

>>163065997
nice meme

DOOMFIST WHEN?

>>163064767
I like Auditiva because it makes his goggles sunglasses and you can just barely see his eyes though them. looks pretty good in the highlight intros

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>>163065974
soon i hope

jack should have done something really bad to piss him off that way

memes are bad

stop posting them

>>163065754
Im the same age as D.va so its not pedo

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God this is hot.
I want all the overwatch girls to dominate me

>Women in this game
>Always named Ms or Princess or Queen something
>Two most played are ALWAYS without fail Mercy and Lucio
>Usually queued with two orbiters, maybe sometimes just one
>No one in these stacks ever shut up in game chat and never talk about the actual match just make trash attempts at humor

What do orbiters think playing with these people will accomplish?

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>>163064702

>god tier

Track and Field

>good tier

Classic, sporty, Jingle

>danger zone (and also good goy) tier

Slipstream

>alright tier

all the others

>gross tier

punk, ultraviolet, sprinter, t.racer

>>163066260
you got any more of those frames

I'm in love with surefour

>dipped below 50% win rate

Blizzard has gone too far this time.

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>>163066260
Nice slideshow, fag.

>>163065763
fuck this bitch her clips are upside down

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>>163065946
>solo healing with Lucio

You arent better than them.

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WILL HE WRITE MORE???

Also post greentext fan fiction, there was a good one of Roadhog someone posted a while back. Would like to read that again.

>>163065946
Two days ago

>Dude, get off Hanzo. If you want to snipe, get on Ana. We need another healer.
>Dude, we're on offense. Get off Hanzo.
>"Aw, shit yeah. BTFO!"
>Dude, wtf!? You've been sitting up there the whole round!?
>(Match Chat) "LOLOL D.va"
>Dude, we fucking lost.
>Rest of team: "Fucking Hanzo lost us the game"
>"My bad, wasn't reading chat"

>>163066260
>being a doormat
But why?

>>163066040
Not an argument

>>163066463
yer ma

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>tfw finally figure out Symmetra's spray pattern

>>163065864
I think half a generation is still in love with Dana Scully/Gillian Anderson

>>163066456
because I'm 6'4 and expected to top way too often

>>163066705
But by those standards I'm just a little babby at 20.

>>163066408
>"My mouse is broken and I can only select Hanzo"
>we're defending without a Reinhardt
>we have a Bastion and a Sombra on attack
>we somehow manage to win because the other team is more retarded
>everyone was trashtalking each other even though we won

That's when I realized that Diamond is the new Platinum.

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>be Lucio
>McCree, Genji, and Tracer on my team
>Silver in Objective Kills
>Gold on Damage with 7.3k

>>163066402
Which one was it? I'm not that anon, but I might have it saved.

>>163066815
gold: the post

>>163066680
>spray pattern
>for a tether
Have you figured our mei's and winston's too?

>>163066829
It was Roadhog's back story an anon wrote from his perspective.

>>163065842
>>163065973
body type != age

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>>163066408
>2 weeks ago
>4 of my friends and I form a team
>Just need 1 more healer
>Start playing quick matches looking to see if anyone is interested
>Find a support character
>Hacked the game, changed Symmetra's character
>Character is now "Goldberg"
>Support character that very low health, but a pistol
>Lft-click: Shoots his pistol
>Rght-click: throws a healing dart
>Ultimate involves a series of questionable insurance salesman forcing all enemy players to sign a bogus contract that greatly increases their premiums, causing them to operate at 5% health for 10 seconds
>We start winning every game
>Goldberg literally carrying the team
>Finally hit gold rating
>We decide to call it a night
>wake up next day, we're in bronze rank
>Goldberg stole our gold

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>>163066941
Ah yeah, that's the one. Good shit.

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>>163066815
15k damage (gold) as symm
>gold in objective kills, time and silver in kills
>generator on for the whole match
>"maybe if we didnt have a worthless symm the whole match, we'd have won"

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>Junkrat is not viab-

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>>163066987
But anon I like tracer for her personality

If I want to fap I go look up widowmaker.

>>163066402
>>163067006

>the community has written more and far more interesting the material than Blizz has for this game

Hmmmmm

>play with a six man team
>rise from 2300 to 2939 in 4 hours

I've been enlightened, solo queue truly is shit

so how about a little discussion on what are some non seasonal skins you would like to see added to the game. here are a few I would dig

younger/origin edition skins for characters that don't already have them
> clean-shaven, young mcree wearing blackwatch trainee armor
> "Amélie" Widowmaker using a model of her showing what she looked like before being abducted by talon.
> young Rienhardt showing him with short spiky hair like he does in that one picture.> overwatch trainee jumpsuits for others
Companion Skins>reverse role skins for Genji and Hanzo that turns Genji into what he would look like If Hanzo hadn't tried to kill him, and Hanzo into a cyborg archer that shoots energy arrows > Skins for Zarya and Tracer that mimic the ones they have in hots Thunder Guard Zarya and Spectre Tracer

what are some you guys would like to see?

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>>163066784
>take the day off from healing
>Rest of the team: "So no one's gonna heal?"
>nope. today's my off-day
>start wiping hard cause no one will heal
>can't take the pain of losing
>go back to healing
>"Glad you decided to stop being selfish"
>mfw

>>163066987
Her body type is about someone in their 20s.

>>163067182
You should have just quit.

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>>163067035
did you just photoshopped a cap on that girl you autist

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>get the potg as zen
>it's a Well Played! potg

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>>163067274

>5-stack of silent mute idiots in high ranks
>get 5 golds as lucio
>lose

FUCK
SOLO
QUEUE

>>163067087
>t. silver

I keep telling myself I wont play comp on weekends but I always end up doing it anyways. Fuck.

I just had an attacking game where everyone stayed at the choke even if we killed 4 of them. How are these kinds of people in masters?

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>>163067494
>actually friended someone who beat me stack vs stack
>my stack was with friends, his was from a reddit
>he played some of the audio to me when we were clutch winning
>the reinhardt and reaper are shouting at the top of their lungs to the team and each other
Fuck man, i wanted to win, but never if it means that

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>I still love you!

What did she mean by this

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51 votes out of 76 current posters, so we might have to redo this at a later time.
Here's the color coding:
Blue = Bronze
Orange = Silver
Green = Gold
Red = Plat
Purple = Diamond
Brown = Master
Pink = Grandmaster

The least voted option was Bronze, with 3 votes. After that, it was a tie between Master and GM, with 5 votes each.

The most voted option was Plat with 15 votes. Second most voted was Gold with 13.

Also, there was a really snarky fella asking for a Top 500 option. Don't worry Enumbre, you'll get your chance.

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Why do I keep playing this game? It isnt fun anymore, competitive is filled with toxic, braindead people, and this boring-ass meta does not help at all.

I tried to learn to play some heroes in QP, but its near impossible to get practice at this MMR without a full 6 stack stomping my team, effectively making me tilt and just switch to my main heroes just to have a ressemblance of order.

Should I just get another account and smurf/practice heroes in QP there?

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>>163064702
>Elder God Tier
Jailbird
>God Tier
Junkenstein, Bleached, Toasted
>Indifferent Tier
the other rares
>Worse than Average Tier
Jester, Fool
>Garbage Tier
Hayseed, Scarecrow

>>163067812
>Buying second copy of a game you don't like

Anon it's time to let go.

>>163067128
nice lie

>>163067274
barely, but it's clearly much less in some peoples' minds. same with d.va
but yeah, old. gross.

Why is the discord in the OP dead as heck?

>>163067746
>boobs
dropped

>>163064702
>Elder God Tier
Utopaea, Devi
>God Tier
Goddess, Regal
>Alright Tier
her basic recolors
>Bland Tier
Architech, Vishkar
>Would Be Great If Not For The Skintone Tier
Vampire

>>163067827
I'd switch Jester/Fool and Hayseed/Scarecrow, but otherwise this.

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>>163067153
Hero/Villain reversal kins
Such as Overwatch Sombra/Widowmaker
Talon Mercy/Tracer, etc
Bear Winston

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>>163068019
I don't like Hayseed/Scarecrow because it takes the character with some of the most emotive faces and completely removes that element of the character.

>>163067494
>be support main
>always solo queue

I feel your pain anon

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>>163067827
>Jailbird

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>>163064424

AU

20

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>>163067827
Toasted is the best one

>>163067087
t. carried

>>163068119
Yeah, that's true, it's still not very good. Honestly I just really don't like clowns.

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>>163068163
Second best

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>http://masteroverwatch.com/heroes
>Symmetra has even even higher winrate than Lucio now

THIS FUCKING GAME

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>>163067973
They are the perfect size!

>alt tabbing causes 60 fps dips

Truly epic game.

>>163068484
I remember people saying Symm has high winrate since like the first month of the game being out

Is sombra absolutely useless or am I not playing her properly.

her ult is good for softening them up before a big push, but the entire rest of her loadout feels lackluster

>>163067812
>Buying a second copy
Please don't do this. You will find new and more frustrating things about the game and have effectively supported Blizzard's shitty game, and be down the $40.

If you run into 6 stacks, focus on not dying. Set no death challenges for yourself and work on learning a hero's escape mechanisms. It's actually kind of fun.

>>163066937
>tfw I finally figure out anon's spray pattern

>>163064386
what roles do you play?

>>163068617
focus on hacking healthpacks rather than enemies. treat her like a support hero

>>163063963
Every single support needs a good team, not a single one of them can carry a game. Zen is a great damage dealer and Trans can turn the tide of games, but his actual heal is quite abysmall. Zen + Lucio for example, aren't going to be any good at keeping Roadhog or Winston alive.

>>163068574
>have Overwatch menu open
>100% GPU usage
Truly well made game

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>>163068484
>Sombra has the lowest winrate
Kek

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>Come back after months of not playing
>legendary emotes

Man fuck this game

>think i'm gonna get sub-1500, unable to just get 5 more to break into platinum last season
>get placed at 1840

OH
SHIT

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Come play with me anon. I'm sure you'll love it.

>>163068484
>average widow accuracy is 32.5%

jesus and I stopped playing widow because my average accuracy was 44

>>163068762
FUCK 2500 i fucked up i'm trash

>>163068756
D.va's legendary emote deserves its status at least.

>>163064517
My best success with Zen is usually when I'm stalking a soldier teammate. Zen together with Soldier can dish out 700+ damage in a second. It's pretty sick.

>>163068539
no. flat is life. or little budding ones, a cups~ :3

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I grouped with some randoms after a solo q game and won 5 matches straight no sweat. I don't want to go back to solo now.

>>163069042
but you found that group in solo

>>163062220
>be a kid in the 90s/early2000s
>play a lot of quake 3 arena
seriously, im just waiting to have enough money to get a better machine and this game so that i can rape and pillage the fuck out of this game

itt: pedos in denial

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So there are people in this thread that accept this will be canon right? I mean, it really is pretty probable at this point.

>>163065135
>Check team stats
>Everyone has been maining soldier for season 3
>They spend almost a good minute arguing who gets to use Soldier
>Somebody goes fuck it and picks symm
>Other guy also fucks off and picks Hanzo
>Everyone's just picking offense/defense heroes
>No supports no tanks
>This team is doomed.jpg
>Go Sombra because fuck it
>Spend most of the game just hacking medkits and trying not to die
>Draw

W-Was low diamond always this bad?

Aside from Mei, which hero is the most "anti-fun" of all?

My money is on Widow.

>>163069413
For you or for your enemies?

>>163069413
anything with stuns

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>>163069042
>win 5 games in a row
>lose 5 games right after
This has been happening since ranked started and I always end up with the same fucking ranked score

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Hana is a boy.

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>>163069457
To play against.

>>163069463
But that's like half the cast, if not more.

>>163069274
Yeah but now I have a taste of what semi-coordinated gameplay is like. It really helps when even if you're team isn't great you recognize their playstyles and capabilites. Having those in consideration takes a lot of frustration out.

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Always congratulate your tanks

>>163069514
Ana, Roadhog, D.Va

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>want to practice Torb
>STILL can't search specifically for Defense games
>get put in fucking KotH maps all the time

>>163069542
she gonna get her lil hairless pussy pounded

>>163069643
>hairless

Need I remind you that she's Korean?

>>163069714
>what is shaving
>what is delayed pubescence by being in insanely good shape

>>163069489
That happened to me in all seasons and eventually I just had a good streak and kept moving up. Rank is jank.

>>163069714
You're thinking of chinks and nips.

Gooks always shave.

>>163069378
No, in season 2 diamond I had a lot of matches where people wanted to go Reinhardt so I let them.

In this season I decided to stop instapicking Reinhardt because I'm sick of seeing shit DPSes or healers who are retarded and there have been times where we had 3 tanks but no one wanted to go Reinhardt.

>>163069413
Widow is a not as annoying as you'd expect with Rein and D.Va in every game.

>>163069413
Right now for me it's sym
It's no fun having slow turrets around every corner and the fact that she can put her shield barrier in her base

>>163069309

Set Overwatch to close bnet launcher when starting up. Instant +20 FPS.

>>163070021
>Every game
>6 turrets right in front of your spawn

What is it with these deadly as fuck Winstons lately? People are complaining about them almost every match, I've even seen GM Genjis whine in chat. Was there a pro match recently which showed how to best utilize him or something?

>>163070194
T H I S

>>163070194
Sym has the highest winrate right now and her number one counter is the monkey
My guess at least

>>163069413
symmetra

>>163070194
Oh are people using Winston again? I can finally start using Reaper again.

>people still complaining about symmetra
literally just have someone play winston or zarya

>>163070194
>Genji mains crying

YES

>>163070194
all the shitters are trying to play the tank meta without having the coordination to actually protect their healers, so actually good winstons are having a field day killing the healers and then helping clean up the rest of the team.

t. winston main

>>163070254
What? No, her number one counter is Soldier.

t. Symmetra main

>>163070021
I've been playing a decent amount of Symm lately. I totally realize she's annoying, but that'll settle down after a bit. It'll become commonplace for people to deal with her properly. She's the biggest threat to people who isolate themselves, in most situations, otherwise just a support.

I do think the shield generator's range should be a notch lower. I can hide that thing wherever I damn well please and the team still gets its buffs. A slightly (but only slightly) smaller radius would make it more feasible for the enemy team to find and destroy it, and help the shield buff to only effect teammates in the range of the point/payload -- not when they're overextending.

I'm glad they did this "rework," she's so much more appropriate now, but it still feels a bit meme'd to me. Her secondary fire didn't get touched (and so it's still a very silly near-useless weapon), and her primary fire really aught to use more ammo.

>>163062919
Do random heros for fun or 1v1