EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESY
>Live Patch Notes
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blue
What's the meta in silver and gold?
>>163034129
Whatever you fucking want
Mei's snowball with is the most balanced game mode and the most fun one
Prove me wrong. You can't tho
>>163034057
Jamison Fawkes!
Still love you guys.
MLG stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWStZqj8SVM
How can I get the achievements in the brawl? Nobody ever wants to help out
>>163034129
The meta is you pick anything, get criticized for not picking the hero they expected, and not realizing it doesn't matter because everyone in your tier is terrible.
>>163034169
I love spectating
>>163034129
Junkrat, symmetra, any character that doesn't require aim that even a dead squirrel would have
>live on the west coast
>have played with Seagull, Vonethil, MESR, dummy, Dahang, clockwork, Minstrel, AZK, Coolmatt, and Buds today
>>163034169
>Have severe performance anxiety
>They made the event mode a fucking death match
I hate Blizzard for this shit, man.
PvE on Halloween was comfy, now we have this tryhard shit.
>>163034243
MLG BLAZE IT FAZECLAN
Daddy Reinhardt
how many matches left today?
>>163034129
Whatever will counter the other team because nobody can make good plays
And even then you aren't guaranteed because some people are too retarded to get rid of a clutch Torb on the last point of Numbani
Yes I'm mad
>>163034347
Source?
What's the best carry pick if I regularly play with 2-3 gold ranked scrub friends? I'm low diamond and climb when I solo queue, but I'll be damned if I can't pull these guys out of gold.
redemptionwhen?
>>163034682
Soldier.
I just played a game with some bots, everything was fine until I noticed that one of the enemy snipers kept shooting her teammates instead of enemies. Thought the AI bugged for a while, but she kept doing it for the rest of the game. Started anothr game with bots and that particular character would ALWAYS have broken AI and target her teammates.
Fucking hell, blizzard is so incompetent. Is it really SO FUCKING HARD to make a bot recognise teams properly? Looked hilarious, but still it's pretty embarassing.
>>163034682
dva
>>163034705
She is the Sylvanas/Kerrigan of OW, so soon enough
>>163034125
Best girl.
Best highlight.
Best smug.
So perfect.
>>163034125
is best.
>>163034243
how much did youtube pay to keep this off twitch?
C9 lost. Ha ha.
>>163034912
disgusting, blizzard needs to fix her spine and put her on a diet
>>163034775
>anon versed an Ana and got confused
>>163034347
missed it, pls link
>>163035053
1482018081067.jpg
>>163034215
cold hana
>>163035013
I'm from CSGO so I'm used to Cloud9 losing. Too mad, though. Mendo is a cool dude.
>>163034521
Poor mendo
I hate c9 but want to see him succeed
>>163034057
>Activate molten core
>Get frozen by Mei
Fucking how.
>>163035020
Grow an eyeball and fix your lesbian daughter, lel. Also stop pissing in jars.
>>163034378
>Junkrat
>Doesnt require aim
Realistically Junkrat, with slow projectiles that arc and bounce, requires a lot more aim than most other heroes.
>>163033643
>>163033643
Plsease, if anyone has some experience of steelseeries mouse/keyboard
>>163034169
You know what's in common with comp and the brawl? Both teams are always the same
>>163035020
Ana lost a sniper duel so bad she faked her death.
>play Roadhog
>enemy team literally cannot kill my fat ass sitting on their payload
>forced them to go zenyatta to discord me
Neat
Jesse McCree.
Having friends to play this game with is fun.
>>163034169
There's absolutely no skill involved in the new mode, it's just pure reaction
top tier cuties are those gamers
>>163034912
That's not best blue though.
>tfw no yeti Winston
>>163035297
Why are you so fixated on SteelSeries?
The Rival 300 has almost the same price as the Zowie EC2-A.
Just buy the things you actually know that are good.
>these idiots talk like everyone is surprised Pharah shuts down a Torb and Symmetra when there is no hitscan on an open Pharah map
>>163035152
>trying to embrace tranquility
>see this
fugg
>>163035270
>not being attracted to Junkrat candies
>Do comp for the first time this season
>Have a great time and win every round
>Notice how good I've gotten at this character
>Vote to stay as a team because I want to keep up these good vibes
>Next match we lose every time
>Ends with some salty fucker calling us a shit team>Kind of want to add the people I played with as friends but too nervous to
>>163035297
I have a Rival 300, as far as I know the sensor is pretty good but shape is more important when it comes to FPS games.
Just make sure you don't get the meme version which comes with the side panels that disintegrate when you touch them.
>Get matched up with Mercy from last koth match where we lost 2-3 on Ching Chong
>Have to re-queue
>mfw
Was he afraid i'd dissapoint, or did he not want to play Anubis?
>>163035518
I'd get my tongue frozen on her
>>163035797
>shitskin
>whiteskin
That is perfect tranquility right there, senpai.
>>163036073
get your tongue frozen with this!
*unzips dick*
>>163035270
Junkrat is literally Silver: The Hero
You simply can't make 17.5 m/s projectile speeds reliable without trying to play Junkrat like Reaper
I JUST WANT THE FUCKING YETI FOR CHRISTMAS
NOTHING ELSE
;_;
>>163035870
>thinking you won cause you had a good team, and not because the enemy was shit
>>163036184
The one good thing here is that Ana healed 76 after he got shot
>>163036374
you forgot to mention it was by accident trying to hit mccree lmao
I get mad at video games, like crazy mad. Otherwise, I very even tempered
Decided to see a therapist
Advised me that in games, I get angry because I either am being obstructed more than what is reasonable or I'm cheated. Because I am aware that the rules (cheated, teammates/overpowered characters), and design (obstruction, mei, Dva, Ana) are easily changed, I get angry. Livid really.
Just something I wanted to share
>>163036334
Is it really that rare?
I have everything but elf Tracer after 12 boxes.
I'm sitting on like 4k currency so if I don't get it I'll just buy it.
>5 man stack
>they go triple offense/defense, a Mercy and a Roadhog
>>163036184
You'll notice if you advance it frame by frame that McCree is still not dead by the end of this webm.
>>163036512
I got it in my second box.
Watched some streamer that bought 100 and didn't get a single one.
Luck as usual.
>>163036570
Literally everything in the webm is a fuckup except that one Ana shot.
>>163035654I live in EUso that for axample is not available for purchase here, steelseries and raxorshit is the hottest thing in here right now
If anyone is gonna beat envyus it will be fnatic
>>163035872
Bubble breaks with a single left click.
>>163035518
Pharaohs mother is a shit and so she is too.
>>163036557
Go Rein and get carried then.
>have high sensitivity
>can turn around instantly
>can't fucking aim
>lower sensitivity
>takes a good half second to turn around
Fuck
>>163036557
Oh god that sounds nice, I usually get
>widow/hanzo
>bastion
>genji
>Dva
Widow instantly pings WE NEED A HEALER
I just go streetpig and collect my free 5 golds.
Taimous
>>163036841
>widowfag
>can't even spell a word as simple as "Pharah"
kek
>>163036841
>Pharaohs
>>163036930
get a bigger mousemat
>>163037002
helmet looks weird as shit from this angle
>>163036947
Widowfags are brain damaged
>>163036930
drink more monsters
>>163035162
Why you hate c9?
>go 7-3 in placement matches
>get placed in low gold (2191)
>go on a massive winstreak to mid platinum (2753)
Who else /climbing/ out there?
>>163036841
Only someone who's brainwashed can have such bad taste, oh wait...
>>163036947
>>163037002
hes going off based on how Pharah's mother writes it, can't be helped after that eye accident
rematch is on
NRG vs C9
>>163037278
much better
y/n?
>>163035654
What are the "good" mouse and kb?
>>163037379
>"rematch"
>>163037398
n,kys
>team comp is awful
>enemies ends up being even worse and you win
>>163037406
Zowie or Logitech for mouse.
Keyboard doesn't fucking matter.
>>163037435
It will be a rematch though
>>163036930
Aim with your elbow, not with your wrist.
>>163037326
yeah ok go get a mind widow
How do I deal with Soldier's Bloom? Do I shoot in bursts, or just hold left click down? I can't seem to figure out the best way to shoot on him.
>>163037398
where buy?
>when people are trying to justify their own underperformance by using the word 'tryhard'
who /c9/ here?
>>163037694
ebay
>>163035678
what a bad place for a shield generator. place it back near the spawn. i dont think most people realize how much range that thing has.
>mfw the symm on our attacking team places the shield generator on the payload
Fareeha is a qt
>>163034413
I am on the west coast and got in a QP with someone who said he was from Africa
>>163037890
>i dont think most people realize how much range that thing has.
They don't, I see people trying to put it where they would put a TP.
Or just not using it at all.
>>163037913
true story
>>163037825
/mendo/ here
>>163037913
our autistic angel
Is Mercy OP?
>>163038096
delet this
I don't know if I can go on... I've had 7 games today where people decided to throw because they didn't get the exact teamcomp they wanted. Why is everyone in this game so sensitive.
>"heilstrale aktivert"
What did mercy mean by this?
blu
bery
>>163038272
>>163038305
you sure?
>It's a tracer can't get her fucking picks episode
Switched to pharah, and holy shit, it's like this should be easy.
Stop making things hard; stay near the point, go after the meds, and stop trying to 1v1 tanks, cause you definitely can't aim
>>163038362
I'm sure.
>>163036531
Goddamn it you can't just post something this good and not provide a source, it's inhumane
>>163038096
Stop, my wife is not autistic.
>>163038442
are you REALLY sure?
like really reaalllllllyyyyy sure?
>>163038582
Yes
The lolis belong to Angela.
>solo queue is full of retards
>premades are full of tryhards
what do?
>>163038460
>mind-broken slut
accurate
>>163038686
play with your friends
>>163038631
but are you really reeeaaalllllyyyyy reaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyy>yfw you thought the word "really" would be in the spoilersure?
HOOKZ4DAYZ
What the fuck is this game
>>163038863
don't have any
i like Tracer she is puffy
>>163038963
puffy vulva?
Mei and Symm + 2 tanks is almost like quad tank.
>>163038886but really really is in the spoiler
>>163038963
That's just fanart. She's the opposite.
>>163038924
wtf fuck how can someone not have friends, play with your gf then
>>163038963
i want to suck on tracer's puffy nips
>>163039023there's nothing in this spoiler, why are you reading it?
>Reaper the tank killer.
>Almost a one hit from Zarya.
>>163039117
>wtf fuck how can someone not have friends
le_geographically_confused_dentist_face.jpeg
>>163039081
she's pretty ok but the chronal shit blocks her chest
check em
>>163038460
CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD!~
>>163036469
getting salty in video games is one thing, it happens to pretty much everyone if they hit a losing streak or get steamrolled. Nobody likes that.
Why the fuck did you need to share it with a therapist though, that's like saying "when I get thirsty, I drink water"
>>163038339
I want bury my face in delicious blueberry cheeks.
>>163038924
dont worry anon i dont have any friends too
>>163039409
Maybe he gets legitimately enraged though
>Heil fucking hitler
Did they really need to include that everytime she heals me?
Third person story campaigns when?
just give me tracer and winston skin RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>group up in quick memes
>really fucking fun and pretty good quality games
thanks jeff
>>163039547
>Team needs more damage
>Mercy refuses to switch
>>163039345
Check out her Olympics skin. She's practically flat m8.
>Every korean in a comp game has always been hacking
Whats up with gooks hacking in every fps they play?
>>163039607
did you just entered to post this crap?
>last game for the night, already regretting it as I'm paired with a guy I just played with and won't swap his solo carry dps
>losing hard 2-0
>third map of koth on nepal, we're fighting as hard as we can but we keep getting flanked by a godly soldier
>as he's ult flanking, I manage to dart him
>we take the point, manage to keep it in extremis to win the round thanks to a mei wall when they came back
>following round, we're fighting harder
>final push, see soldier flanking, he's trashing me hard but again I manage to dart him before he finishes me
>walk up to him, hello there ! , while we finish winning the round
>end up winning the following round as well 3-2
man that felt good for a final game
Tachanka and symmetra confirmed for buffed OTP
never played a more satisfying character in a competitive game before.
>>163039387
What exactly is this number, if it's not the average or the total
>>163039793
because i was playing all this time :)
Boops'n'hookz followed by a Reaper, that was pretty great
>get 4 D.vas in mystery heroes
>enemy literally can't make it past the choke
why do people like this mode again?
>>163039745
Most of them are Chinese using Korean names. They tend to be the names of a Korean that dumpstered them on the Asia server.
t. Korean who's upset at the lack of "Koreans" who speak Korean.
>>163039397
delet this
>>163039880
Can't be blamed for a bad pick
>season 2 high was 3410, stopped playing at 3200, because of decay ended at 3000
>do S3 placement matches
>win 2, lose 8
>get 3250SR
that's bullshit, but I believe it
>>163039880
That's what makes this mode shitty.
They should have simply made it just like quick play or competitive, no double heroes.
>>163039497
Everyone does, everyone swears, raises their voice, maybe even slams a fist on their desk or something. Unless he's actually doing property damage it's really not a big deal.
.. I mean unless he's this guy.
>>>/gif/9778735
>>163039995
That's how S3 placements work.
Below 3000? -200-300 points.
Over 3000? +200-300 points.
Whether you played 10-0 or 0-10 means nothing.
>>163039880
Let's you practice different characters without getting bitched at.
Fnatic vs. EnVyUs has been the best games of MLG Vegas so far
>>163039880
Yeah it happens, but I guess mentally you can chalk it up to shitty rng draw, not get tilted and move on.
*kisses you *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMO1ydpgam0
>>163040371
>>163040371
*kills self*
>>163040371
What happens if she hacks my dick?
>Playing Genji in ranked
>Attack hollywood
>Dash over the stuido wall pull out dragonblade and get a Quad kill
Holy fuck this is the best feeling ever, I just hit mid plat does this shit work in higher ranks too it feels amazing when everything goes right.
>>163034243
>youtube stream
fuck yes, livestreamer time
>>163040445
it explodes
>>163039880
I like it because it's random although I still see spergs that get mad in this Arcade mode when they lose.
>>163039345
shes pretty flat tho
>>163040481
Genji works up to the point where their carry/hitscan has proper aim. Which is probably diamond.
>>163040371
Sombra would be hot without the shitty hairstyle.
>>163040651
>tracer vs doomfist
b-but anon kun... Winston beat Doomfist just to get his tech and make Tracer's chronal accelerator
>>163040676
Well shit, I don't want to leave plat anymore now, I am so sick of picking Ana, Hog all the time
>>163039856
Pretty sure it's the previous match.
>>163039856
Highest in one match
>>163040486
>livestreamer doesn't work with youtube
Well, maybe not.
>>163040103
Explain this: my friend and I did competitive last season togetheron his ps4and placed in silver and climbed to gold. This season my friend did placement matches by himself and placed in bronze. Why didn't it stick him around where we got last season?
>competitive
>>163036184
>Reinhardt doesn't just drop his shield and smash McCree into paste with his hammer.
This is a big running problem with lots of Rein that I've been seeing lately. They're all pussies and they don't ever try to smash a dummy that's out of position.
I noticed, while watching MLG, that they just continue to shoot at the Zarya shields. Why do they do this?
>>163040651
Who dis
mmmm
>>163041523
Burn through their 200 HP and try to hurt whoever is in them
>>163040508
>queue up with group I just did well with
>2 out of the 3 guys turn into glue eating retards
>go so far as to wall off the exit to spawn when our mercy is coming back to rez
What the fuck is happening?
>>163041550
mhhhhhhhhhmmmm
Why does my game keep lagging
It's like I'm suddenly in Brazil for some reason
>>163041550I will annihilate everything you love
>hey kid wanna buy a 40 bucks gaem?
>>163041629
Are they just confident enough in their ability to land picks that they do that? I couldn't see that working anywhere else
>>163041676
>best of the worst
it means that group isn't as good as you think.
>>163041523
100 charge is useless if she is dead.
How long until blizzard adds effect bonuses to skins in an effort to jew people even harder for boxes.
>>163040949
lies
>>163041978
Like Meis new legendary?
>>163041676time to say goodbye
>>163042038
like tf2 weapons
>>163041523
Because they have cordnation and when the shields down thw Zarya dead unless shes being tunneled by ana.
>>163042160
Ah, like comp gold weapons?
>solo Q QP
>choose Lucio cause no one ever heals
>team is 3 stack, 2randoms, and me
>3 stack is bastion/rein/ana
>all 3 are trash
>4 golds as lucio (no damage)
>shit talk them
>they go full tilt
>QP is great
I wish my ping was lower so I could play comp again
>>163041797
......TOODAAAAAAAYYYY.....
Is Lucio the most likeable character in Overwatch?
>>163041978
I dont care as long as everything stays cosmetic.
>>163041978never for you
Roadhog nerf when?
>>163041471
>the heroes that have the highest effective health are used the most
really.........makes you........think..............................
rachel is incredibly CRINGE
>>163042005
that's fucking canon dumbass Winston defeated Doomfist
>>163042005who dis
>>163042234
only until we get Terry Crews as Doomfist
>>163042464
>a literal meme if going to voice a hero
please
>>163042357
SHUT UP SHE IS CUTE I LOVE HER
>>163041848
They recently did a ban wave, probably another ddos
>>163041550
>>163042458mickey reise
>>163042567
>a literal meme is going to be the leader of the free world
Memes are real life now.
General chat is a wonderful place.
kys
>>163042714
HORY SHEET
https://twitter.com/dmmeurtitsgirl/status/779214651544444928
>>163042796
>gold
>play with friends in quickplay for shits and giggles
>end up against entire stack of koreans who are trying as hard as a professional team in a tournament
if only sc2 wasnt dead
>tfw you eke out a clutch win in comp as rein in ot with a virtual decakill (due to rez) and no one sucks your dick in match chat or over voice
Fucking cunts can't appreciate a good ult + hold left mouse.
>>163042714thanks anon, you're the best
>>163042727
They put a meme in charge of China?
>dead general
>dead eSport
>dead game
This is going to be Starcraft 2 all over again.
I just hope nrg doesn't get stomped again
>>163042953
kek
>>163042567
meme magick makes memes reality
>>163042796
but you cant lose ranks unless you're grandmaster or higher
>>163042714
>>163042883
ugly as fuck
>>163042349
>genji
>tracer
McCree Christmas everyone!
>>163043045
E-Sport scene was dead on arrival, it's not a good spectator "sport".
But the game will easily last another year or two until something better comes out.
>>163043305
Thats a big present....
>>163041154
Oh of course
That makes sense
How do I git gud with Zarya? When should I be shielding allies? Are there ever times when I shouldn't play her?
Merry Christmas, boiz.
>>163043305
pls open that present already
>>163043443
UUUU
>>163043045
>sc2 all over again
that's not really fair- Blizzard has put officially 4x the money into Heroes of the Storm and it has been a far far bigger failure
Overwatch will outperform sc2 at least.
>>163043225
do you know what effective health means?
also look at the percentage and amount of time those are run
>>163038096
>>163038574
Symetra is the canonically autistic one
Omae wa mo shindeiru
>>163039345
>>163039740
Tracer's chest isn't flat, the chest piece barely touches her clothing. She's drawn in a number of different styles so it varies between them.
Does Sombra need a buff?
Is Overwatch a game of skill?
>>163043724
Yes, she can't play her role right now and is only used with a hacked health pack and a super quick ult as a gimmick.
>>163043828
its a game of peace
>>163043828
it's game of sex
Why's the loser match winners thing called the "deciders" match
>>163043305
I want to ride that cowboy.sauce me please
>>163043606
>do you know what effective health means?
do you?
>>163043828
Game of luck. Luck of getting a good team
i thought in S3 all the shitters would get placed lower, why are there shitty platinums and low diamonds in GM games now?
granted GM means nothing now, but i still have platinum teammates while my entire enemy team were all 4k+ in S2.
>>163043828
IT is when you take into account team skill and less on individual skill. People forget this isn't a single player game
>>163043475
Find your team retard, most of the timessence it'll be a reinhardt or a genuine. Wait for them to gour flying into a 1v4 for no reason, shield them. Shielding yourself is fairly self explanatory. When not in a serious fight I like the stand in shit like pharah missiles and charge up. After that all you really have to do it get good at tracking.
>>163043828
No. Is a game of waifus and dress up.
>>163043182
my friend's masters went down to diamond when he hit below 3500, what are you talking about? when did blizzard say this?
>>163044217
Fucking Christ.
*genji
*time
The autocorrect on this phone is truly a wonder.
Just right click comp play and it will tell you what ranks you can drop down from.
>>163044219
>and dress up
but blizzard won't give me skins like this for some retarded stupid reason, like staying PC
>>163044191Don't play qp then. I'm a mid plat shitter and I can't even play qp anymore since there's a good chance I'll just get dumpstered by a multitude of grandmasters.
>>163044459
i cleaned up ur pic
>can pick up armor
>fast run speed
>can kill things far away with pistol
>can one shot things near him with shotgun
>unkillable when in rage
>has overpowered melee weapon
>manlet
>hates everyone
Is he /doomguy/?
Is Surefour /ourguy/?
>>163044426
I had a phone with excellent autocorrect once
But then I got a different and overall better phone but I still really fucking miss that autocorrect
>>163044542
now I want a doomguy skin for him
>>163044191
not everyone can be as MLG pro as you anon.
>>163044601
I bet he flames his teammates behind the scenes
So we want Seagull to lose, right?
>>163044459
>Mercy lazy eye
>>163044752
in before our guy memes
>>163044771
>lazy eyes on cuties
literally my fetish
Wish this bint would fuck off desu
I intentionally play mei in competitive just to piss people off
so let me get this straight
there's what, 4 tanks and 4 healers, there's about 30 characters in total.
out of 6 picks, 4 of them, most likely 5 will be made out of the 8 healers/tanks
doesn't this kind of set off red flags to kind of fix their shit?
seagull's head is fucking huge
>>163044878
To bad Mercy isnt a cutie!shes a pretty :)
>play 3v3 as junkrat
>gold in damage
>teammates both die and I get ganked by 3 players that they couldnt fucking kill when I damaged them to almost dead
>>163044903
Mei is viable in competitive though
>>163044974
mommy thank
>>163045050
>Almost dead
There you go. Pick 76.
>>163045072
>winter wonderland event
>Mei is just a recolour with a hat
>blizzard not being creative enough to make her into a frost queen time character
>>163045050
you must be a junkrat main with that awful train of thought. Only elims matter bud, if you dont have damage as junkrat you are bad.
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
>>163045127
I'll show Mercy mommy, if you know what I mean, heh heh hehlike breakfast in bed
>>163045154
>that movie
>>163045247
>McScrooge skin
>no Ghosts of Christmas skins
R8 my terrible ability ideas in no particular order or with a single character in mind.
>Increase the damage of the next shot you take by casting it from your hit points. Acts like a mini Ana bomb where the sacrificed health cannot immediately be regained.
>Take markedly last damage while giving yourself severe tunnel vision.
>A passive where damage done increases for a short time with each consecutive hit.
>Poison mist that has a low damage/sec but slows enemies and impairs vision.
>Increase speed the closer you are to death.
>Block what would've been an otherwise killing blow.
>Ult that sets a "hunting area" that increases your speed, damage and decreases cooldown so long as you remain in the area, until either the beacon is destroyed or time runs out on the ult.
>>163045376
>reaper gets a coldsteel skin instead of a fucking ghost one with chains
MORONS
>>163045376
>Soldier 76 Ghost of Christmas Past
>Ana Ghost of Christmas Present
>Reaper Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
M-maybe next year!
>>163045256
>16k damage is half of your team's entire damage output
looks like your 3 DPS heroes weren't doing their job
>match on Ilios
>it's the area with the well
>Streetpork
>dancing around like a fat ballerina hooking fools and annoying the tanks to keep the opposition distracted for my team to take the point
>enemy Pharah circling the area floating down
>run out from under an awning at her
>she sees me and jump jets before touching down just as I toss the hook
>snag her and because of our positions and movements she ends up over the well
>don't even shoot, watch her drop down like a Persian messager because she's out of fuel
>"Life is pain, so is death"
>ROADHOG
FUCKING NERF
>ANA
FUCKING REMOVE
>DVA
FUCKING NERF
>76
FUCKING NERF
THERe, FIXED
STOP BEFUCKING RETARDED
THIS IS SO FUCKING DUMB
WHY THE FUCK IS HOOK IN THE GAME
WHY THE FUCK DOES DVA DO SO MUCH DAMAGE WHY THE FUCK IS MATRIX IN THE GAME
FUCK BIOTIC GRENADE, FUCK ANAS DAMAGE, FUCK ANAS HITBOX, FUCK ANA
FUCK YOU
UCKFCIUN FOX
TJHOIS FUCKIJNG GAME
what will be the next event be? chinese new year? valentine's day?
>weeaboo magnet character gets a Merry Christmas line
>dwarf in a literal Santa costume doesn't
How the FUCK is this OK?
>>163045685
Chinese New Year, might just be a mini-event
>>163045710
the swedish dont celebrate christmas
>>163045710
>Hohoho, made to order!
Thanks Santa
>>163045685
It might actually be Chinese New Year
They said they had something special for Mei next year
>yfw sexy red chinese dress Mei
>>163045656
Are you ok, anon?
Are you having a stroke?
>>163045710
You get MERRY MOLTEN COOOOOORE instead
Which I personally quiet enjoy
>>163045656
(You)
>>163044948
One of the overwatch guys at blizzard was asked about how they feel about current balance
I don't have the exact quote on me right now but it went like
>Geoff Goodman, Principal designer, and we are happy with where heroes are at
What is it like in Bronze /owg/?
>>163044948
>23 characters
>about 30
Where to group for gold tier comp? Is this discord posted here any good? I just want to rank up
>>163045815
truly the face of evil
>RNG
how do they lose to torb and symm lol
>Reinhardt using hammer on Nano D.Va
>Genji using shurikens on Nano D.Va
do these people not realize that the 50% damage reduction happens before armor? Genji rightclick does 27 damage, Reinhardt hammer does 32 damage. The combined DPS is less than Ana's non-burst healing and you have 400+200 to go through.
Put the fucking shield up, deflect, or gtfo
>seagull beaten again by symm+torb meta
XD
Will seagull retire after this?
>took away Symmetra's 50 armor ability in beta
>give her a shield generator that gives 75 shields
>Torb 75 armor + Symm 75 shields
Wow Blizz.
>>163046120
NRG*
>>163046174
I'm so upset NRG has been a complete disappointment
>>163046180
his overwatch popularity has gone to his head, he believes he has to be really good and is spaghetti because there's evidence that he's not
>>163046131
>likes teddy bears
>hates toy robots
>>163046002
My friend is in bronze. I haven't seen it but it sounds hopeless. I'll get to see it tomorrow when I go to his place
>play blueberry
>have most objective time
>widow you didn't do shit
>>took out pharah
>took out med
>took out genji multiple times in 1v1s
None of this fucking matters, i'll have about 2 gold guns by the time I climb back to my original fucking rank
>>163039880
No instalock widows and sombras, unusual combinations and tactics.
>>163046346
>>163046180
if i were him i would be raking in stream shekels.
>>163046120
>he still thinks symm+torb is bad
Tippest toppest kek at Seagull trying to Genji
NRG needs to man up.
They're kids with no leadership.
They have certain hero strengths that they should be playing to but they got no balls
Run them Triple Tank, Zenyatta, Ana, Hanzo, with Seagull on Hanzo. Seagull is only sorta good on two heroes, Genji and Hanzo, and his Genji just isn't good enough to handle tank comps.
Put a discord and a good Hanzo in there and enemy tank meta will crumple, then smother 200 hp options with tanks.
>>163046207
Honestly if pre-rework sym was just given her 75 shields back she'd be underpowered
How are you supposed to counter a Reinhard + Zarya + Bastion defense comp on the first chokepoint of Temple of Anubis?
>>163034057
so now that its confirmed that doomfist, voiced by terry crews, will be the next hero i wonder when he'll be released
feburary?
let us predict Valentines Day skin
-Hanzo is obviously Cupid
-Widow will probably get a skin as well
-Dva's mech could have lil wings and when it explodes it will have hearts exploding and shit
>>163046829
pharah/widow/genji
>>163046168
Genji is probably just trying to build ult off of a big glowing target, if the D.va isn't focused on him that is
No real excuse for Rein though, unless both his barrier and charge are on cooldown but if that's the case he's already pretty fucked
>>163046207
Having that combination isn't always the best strategy, though. Plus the shield generator can be destroyed easily.
>>163046545
>>163046689
This.
They aren't playing to their strengths. They've taken a single point(not a map, just a point) from c9 now from yesterday and today.
They're not good enough to win, but they could at least do something if they got their shit together.
>>163046829
Teamwork
Can someone tell me why my memory usage is so high? Something doesn't seem to add up. I want to play OW, but this is bugging me
>>163046871
We had Pharah and Genji, and both couldn't take Reinhard's shield down ontop of the shield that Zarya granted him.
>>163046829
Sombra ult
>>163046901
I came from a game where Reinhardt was doing that
Then I was watching Seagull throw 12 shurikens into nano D.Va and figured it was time to bring it up
mfw they will never sexualise and objectify the male heroes as much as they do with the females
>>163046689
sup ster
>>163046942
says it right there
chrome and your anti malware shit
>>163046942
just restart your computer
Is the Antarctica map going to become a map with a mode in the regular games?
>>163047030
>as much as they do with the females
You mean barely at all
>Hanzo
added new passive: slayer of fat pieces of shit
Deals triple damage to tanks
>Junkrat
added new passive: fuck nig magnum
When bombs hit a shield, explodes and deals direct damage anyway
When bombs are eaten by defense matrix, damage is dealt straight to dva. she has 150 hp.
>Bastion
Kill 7: Deals 7x damage to tanks, regardless of how they may feel about it
>>163044948
>>163046006
I mean, it's infestor/broodlord 2.0. Blizzard is going to double down on an absolutely cancerous meta for no reason, when in the past they've made changes incredibly fast to less obnoxious strategies, it's going to slowly ruin the game at lower levels of play (being unable to kill anybody because of quad tank is incredibly aggravating and combined with the atrocious S3 placements/matchmaking is making most of my friends want to stop playing after a few games now) and make the game a snore to watch at pro level play. They're just really stupid, there's no real way to put it. Blizzard games have some of the worst and most fundamentally broken game design of modern AAA games, their reputation comes from games made in the 1990s. Nothing is going to wake them up about this, they're just going to sell you more loot boxes to profit off a declining playerbase instead of changing numbers again because Blizzard has always been terrified of listening to the community. There's nothing else you could really hope for, maybe a car to kill Kaplan and the whole design team while they're leaving work. That'd be cool.
Is seagull over rated or is is team always to heavy to carry
>>163047130
In its current form it's only suited for elimination
They'd have to expand it to accommodate anything else
>>163047220
>power creep the post
>>163047291
extremely heavy to carry
>>163047291
yes
>>163047220
>(You)
>>163047090
but that doesn't add up to 9.5 gb of memory used. I tried closing chrome, but it only dropped a few percent.
>>163047115
guess ill do that
>>163047291
He is overrated.
He ulted as Genji and got ZERO kills on that first Nepal round.
>>163047221
i fucking hate blizzard because theyve got this holier-than-though ideology in their company where they believe that they're always right and never wrong. this issue is acerbated by the blizzdrones that populate the game forums
>>163047030
The fanbase does enough of that for ten games.
>>163047363
And now he just pissed away his Mei ult when it was only him and Lucio on point.
>>163047291
He's a heavy carry
>NRG
How do we fix this shit team?
I just won a game solo tanking in diamond elo, ama
>>163047291
overrated but his team is garbage as well.
>>163047221
>infestor/broodlord
balance so bad, for so long, it literally hurt sc2 so much that LotV couldn't keep it alive for even a single year
Of course, the people in charge of balance in sc2 are very far removed from the design team working on Overwatch, which have more of a backround with WoW: Wrath of the Lich King and the cancelled project Titan
Still, Blizzard has a problem, and they refuse to address it.
>>163047326
>power creep
Ok, tanks have tank abilities.
All tanks now have 250 hp.
>>163047572
Bring back Gods
>get tilted really hard
>go on qp
>stomp hard
>taunt and mock at the end
>ruin someone elses day and feel a lot better
Anyone else /tiltbois/?
Solo play is completely impossible at this point
The game will literally always go to whichever team understands "Tanks are fucking broken" more, exploits it and executes it better than the opponent
If you happen to get offense heroes you just get steamrolled so fucking hard you cant win because there's just too much health to chew through.
But your teammates wont understand. They'll continue to pick reaper, and pharah, and mercy and hanzo and widow and wont understand why they're losing
You either find a stack that understands how fucked the balance is and is fine with settling in for TankWatch until we get a balance patch
Or you gamble and lose constantly.
>>163047676
Dumb frogposter.
>>163047572
NRG just lost to c9 the second time
NRG took a single payload point against c9 yesterday, and today they just got blown out without even reaching a single checkpoint/taking a single KOTH map
They're bad. They're really bad.
>>163045131
the purpose was to damage them and the teammates rush in while they're scrambling, but i guess strats dont mean shit with 99% of the playerbase in this game
>>163045131
Why? I'm not subhuman trash that uses easymode.
>>163047572
give clockwork the boot, let that guy be an example to not give any random TF2 pro a contract.
>>163047697
The sad part is that someone out there actually believes DPS characters can't beat tanks
>>163047697
t. platinum
>>163047767
I feel like they need an overhaul. Seagull is not as bad as /owg/ likes to think, but there are several members of NRG that can't do shit and the team has really suffered from the recent meta changes.
>Lucio activates hidden technique: INFINITE CONTEST
>>163047934
Seagull is the captain and makes the calls right? He fucked up that Gibraltar attack hard as fuck.
>>163047848
No dps or offensive character will ever beat DVA or roadhog, unless they are in an open area with range.
guess what every map is? huh? what's that? every match is chokes and small rooms?
well then
>tfw play after a big winstreak and know what it feels like to lose again
styloza said rank doesnt matter
is it wrong i think torb's turret is bullshit? I hate its full 360 degree range and its auto snap lock on.
>>163047326
How large is it compared to a normal map? I haven't played snowball mode.
>>163048040
>unless they are in an open area with range
Kill their Ana first
Those were some low NRG plays
dubs and i kill myself
The devs need to ban Ana, lucio, and ALL tanks from comp for a week.
Man NRG got BTFO
>>163047885
Close, Diamond
>>163047848
Please consult >>163041471
Count how many times offense heroes pop up out of the total 60
The issue isnt that "Dps characters cant beat tanks" its that tanks are just far better at their job. Dva has amazing damage, Zarya has amazing damage, Rein and Road are capable of one shotting people.
Theres just no point putting any more than ONE squishy vulnerable dps hero in your team IF THAT when you can just keep tanks instead and stay alive a lot longer
>>163048027
Maybe he needs to get better at calling the shots, or maybe there needs to be a new captain, but Seagull is good at actually playing the game.
The team needs to either be restructured with a new Captain or several members need to be dropped. Enigma and Seagull are probably the best members on NRG but the others may need to be looked at if NRG wants to win anything.
>>163047221
>>163047614
The problem has always been Blizzard with their own agenda and they do not fix anything outside of that agenda. They have always left things broken. WoW arena was always a fucking joke for balancing and Starcraft 2 suffered issues where the eSports suffered from it. But they don't listen to their community until the community is discussing something regarding their agenda.
Overwatch isn't an eSports. There are 23 fucking heroes. They are narrow alleyways with very, very few 'flanking' play locations available. Their agenda is to make Overwatch an eSports reticent of MOBAs - taking away from the MOBA community where HoTS absolutely failed. Everything is showing this. The tank meta makes it a team eSports reticent of MOBAs - without tanks it would be an unwatchable mess - assassins just dicking around for solo kills in an FPS format. Blizzard wants people to see these two teams class like they are now, hence the tank meta.
Ultimately, the problem is hero count - because they've gone for a MOBA style, there is maybe 15 playable heroes MAXIMUM. If there were say 50 heroes, you have increase diversity, increase the variety for the viewers. But what issue does that bring? We realise the shallowness of the maps and the shallowness of Blizzard creativity and balancing. It's an endless problem that stems from the very core of Overwatch being a CASUAL shooter, trying to forced into Blizzard's next big eSport.
>>163048120
>Kill their Ana first
Ah yes Ana, the "Support" capable of sleeping you and sentencing you to death with a burst combo as well as out dps'ing most dps heroes at range with a hitscan scope.
We have dismissed this claim
>Just go after their lucio instead
>Lucio, the wall riding constantly healing knockback booping speed boosting elusive nigga of infinite contest, that should be easy
Man fuck you guys, I like the tank meta. I hope it never leaves.
>>163048078
It's relatively small. It's barely bigger than a single control point on KOTH, lots of narrower corridors than that, too.
Other maps are, at the very least, twice that size
>>163048040
I take out roadhogs on zenyatta all the time.
>>163048128
rerolling
Why does Ana's biotic grenade heals for 100 health and then allows for increased healing? And why did Blizz increase its area of effect?
>>163047942
WITH HIS STAND
[S P E E D- B O O S T]
>>163048120
>Kill the Ana surrounded by 3-4 tanks
>Even if she's alone she can sleep you and burst heal herself while denying you healing
Really makes you think
>>163048461
To make it easier for people who can't aim to heal with her. They don't balance around the pros, they balance around the plebs.
IEM is on if you want to watch real pros play.
>>163048302
>15 playable heroes maximum
>Ana, Lucio, Rein, Dva, Roadhog, Zarya, 76, Mei, Tracer, Genji, "Torb", "Sym". "Pharah". "Hanzo"
God damn you're right, its 14, close enough.
Even then half of those are stretch showing up in like 1 in 100 games
Tanks were a mistake. Rein was a good place to start but they should have stuck closer to him, limited range power.
Same goes for healers. Making them more fun with more tools has only led to horrible balance. Should have made supports more pacifistic heroes like mercy
So is there really not gonna be a Christmas comic or is it just delayed
>>163047942
thats the only thing that makes lucio fun to play, the only way you die is if its 4v1, Ana gets you, or roadhog hooks you.
but then your team bitches about having no heals because they are off not near the objective being dumb
>>163048426
Hmm, maybe add an expanded outdoor area with natural ice caves and valleys that open into the research station? Attack team starts in an open area where the ship has landed and first takes a point inside the ice caverns then moves on to the base?
>>163047180
>tracer's ass
>widow's ass
>mercy's witch costume
>sym's legs
etc
for men we get hanzo's nipple
and thats pretty much it
>>163044542
oldfag here
now I understand why I always felt at home with him
I should play him more
>>163048625
I was being super generous, including heroes that ...show up in very rare situations (I also included Reaper because the Koreans play him).
Yeah the healer issue is a big one - they should be passive and support - not aggressive/powerful. I mean this is the whole "everyone can be a hero" mentality from a casual game. Mercy is fine because she's so passive and her role is to heal and boost damage - her pistol is so weak which is needed.
The problem is Blizzard doesn't want to give up the eSports aspect along with the hyper casual aspect: two elements that don't mix well together.
>>163048806
I'm still holding out hope for a summer beach pack that has all the men in nothing but speedos, trunks, thongs, etc.
>>163048625
Only issue I see with this is reins range is far outside what one could feasibly imagine. His fucking hammer drags you back into him, once he hits you once you're basically fucked.
Biggest gripe I have is the retard proof system they put in to help people hit his charhe, and roads hook. It only has to be in your general area, after that it just sucks you in.
Fucking retarded.
>>163048806
Roadhog's bare chest
Reaper's thighs and ass
CHOCOLATE.
>>163048806
>>tracer's ass
What ass? Also nobody finds shitskins attractive.
>>163049094
Chocolate ice-cream.
Is Harbleu the same guy from the /v/ team that shit on reddit on tribes?
>>163049012
Is there some type of secret to make Rein's hammer reel in the people? I swear everytime I do it, they are knocked "away", but when it's done to me I'm reeled in.
But yeah, a lot of the skills in the game are tuned for the basic player base so the 10 year olds and the single mothers can play.
I'm just throwing this out there, please criticize
>Quad tank
>Replace Reinhardt
>D.Va and Winston dive together split the enemy team
>Roadhog and Zarya synergize to pick apart what's left
Tanks are without a doubt the strongest heroes right now, and a lot of talk is about the Reinhardt Shield Destroying War since it's the focus point.
Reinhardt is super strong, his earthshatter is one of the most powerful ults in the game and the most reliable block to earthshatter is another Reinhardt shield.
However, take a look at the first points on hybrid maps Numbani and Hollywood, where tiers and ledges minimize the impact that Reinhardt can have, and diveable locations that can break up the enemy team, such as the Hollywood Cafe and Numbani's large walkway.
Here, a quad tank with a 2 tank dive can really capitalize on positions otherwise favorable to Ana and Soldier:76.
harbleu's scar almost makes up for his hair.
>>163049151
I wanna lick herstomach muscles like ice cream.
>>163049141
>nobody finds shitskins attractive.
That's where you're wrong m8.
>>163049186
Winston isn't enough of a threat by himself to do that.
Stop playing tanks.
>>163049259
That and the other tanks counter him.
>>163049251
>frog as chest armor
As if we needed more proof that Pharah is autistic.
>>163049009
yeeee boi
>>163049326
Bulge isn't big enough
>>163049141
This ass
>>163049012
I think thats fair though, I mean he has to be able to do SOMETHING
But realistically you can kite the shit out of rein and abuse his lack of range. Tracer, Pharah, 76, McCree etc and toy with him.
Which is how it should be
You know what isnt ok? An offense hero (Supposedly have good mobility and damage) meets a tank hero (Say roadhog)
The offense hero unloads into the tank hero, tank hero doesnt die because tank. Thats fair. The offense has a dps advantage and the tank has a bulk advantage, makes sense
But wait, the roadhog hooks the offense hero and bursts him down. So... the tank has the dps advantage, and the bulk advantage? That doesnt seem right
Replace roadhog with Dva. Same story because you have 500 armour and 100 health to chew through while she shreds you with cannons. And her boosters make her extremely mobile too. So what was the drawback of being the tankiest hero in the game?
Same for zarya because he beam does scary amounts of damage at a good range with charge.
Its that shit that isnt ok. Its a massive design flaw and Im amazed it didnt come up in the design phase of the game at all
>>163049186
>>163049259
This pretty much. Winston isnt scary enough. When winston dives into 3 tanks backline, he gets pulled apart like a ragdoll and he cant kill any of them because they're too tanky.
He cant even kill lucio or ana because of grenade and amp it up
>>163049294
Fuck you, say that to the receiving end of my hammer
>>163049385
Remove all DPS capability from tanks, then. Problem solved.
BUFF ME
>>163048523
>>163048394
She's by far the biggest reason this meta even exists right now
Although the D.va buffs obviously didn't help either
>>163048910
I think they should just accept and embrace the fact every hero is never going to be viable at high level competitive play in a game that has 20+ of them.
They should pick 7-10 highest skill ceiling characters and focus on making them the most powerful "meta" characters and then balance them against each other so the esports crowd can use them for their dick measuring.
This won't in any shape or form prevent casuals from enjoying the game using whatever characters they like since pro meta won't be relevant at their skill level anyway.
>>163049479
Even though it's actually D.Va and Winston diving together? With the possibility of Zarya bubble.
They give the dive, and then there's not enough to give attention to Zarya and Roadhog rushing the Reinhardt shield.
The game just keeps giving me Pharah skins.I haven't bought any of her skins and I'm just missing the two default purples and Frostbite
>>163049631
But then the game becomes boring as shit. The reason CS:GO doesn't have this issue is because there's an idea of equal footing (no "abilities/ultimate") and larger maps where strategy is involved.
So imagine now, until the end of time, Overwatch is the same 12 heroes, on the same maps, doing the same old ultimate combinations. Sounds boring to me.
>get in symmetra's new primary range as genji
I love these Sombra plays
What golden weapons do you have and what are you planning to get?
Hug the bloo.
>>163048394
>Supports should be without mobility or any tools to defend themselves.
This is shitty. Those two are fun because they have a sense of agency. Zenyatta is fun with high damage too, but he's hard because it's really easy to be out of position. Fuck playing mercy.
>>163049497
Or just restrict them to short range. Like Rein
Rein's shield is his main gimmick. His hammer is an after thought that you use when someone is in range or the shield is going down.
D.va is the other way around. What if D.va's defense matrix was infinite (But had a cap of how much damage it could absorb before going on cooldown) and instead her alt fire was shooting her cannons that ran on a meter. Or something like that
And you nerf the shit out of roadhog's solo kill potential, but make his hook stun for longer so teammates can kill and he just sets up.
Keep Zarya the way she is just remove her pointlessly strong alt-fire and nerf the range on her beam
So they're capable of doing shit, but only at close range for brief periods of time on cooldowns. And their main focus is too be bulky as shit and absorb damage from their team
Otherwise you end up like it is now
D.va = SuperReaper
Roadhog = MidRange sniper with 600 hp
Zarya = Face melter that cockblocks every kill attempt
>>163049823
>Have
Genji
Tracer
>Want
Rein
McCree
D.Va
>>163049385
I've always thought roadhogs ability to 1 shot most of the characters in the game was retarded. Considering a brain dead squirrel could hit that hook with at least 50% accuracy.
>>163049789
That's essentially what games at high skill level and meta awareness are going to boil down to anyway. Only the same handful of heroes that are considered meta and viable.
Just as the game is currently.
With my approach you could at least make sure those heroes have a high skill ceiling which is all the esports people care about anyway.
>>163049823
>have
winston
zarya
lúcio
symmetra
ana
reinhardt
>want
no idea, going off by my most played probably zenyatta or roadhog.
>>163049748
Winstons tickle beam does nothing against armour
Dva and rein have armour. And it takes 12 seconds of continuous fire on a roadhog to kill him with tesla cannon. Winston cant do shit
>>163049887
I didnt say they shouldnt be able to defend themselves or escape. They just shouldn't be as well rounded as Lucio and Ana are.
Mercy is well designed in the sense that she nullifies the attempts to kill of all the enemy team members, but in exchange sacrifices her own personal firepower and must rely on teammates to escape to and protect her
Ana on the other hand, is just a dps hero with a long disable and anti-healing powers that also happens to heal faster than mercy does.
Its power creep
>>163049881
i wanna squeeze those bloo tiddies
>>163050019
I compare this to LoL where counter-picks, team compositions and oddball picks are not just prevalent, but necessary. Pick/Ban phases of LoL dramatically increases variety.
Overwatch, currently, would be broken is a ban phase was introduced.
iem gyeongi finals are on twitch right now
>>163049935
Thing about Hog, though, is that he's not really a main frontline tank. Without any way to negate or stop damage, he just feeds ult meters if he's in front blocking the rest of the team. He's meant to be a bulky assassin who roams and picks off people and then runs into the enemy team to break them up with Whole Hog. His bulk and massive self-heal makes him far more independent than the other tanks to do this, and other than his hook-and-cook he does mediocre damage at best.
>>163050354
The biggest issue in this meta is that the other tanks cover his weaknesses
>>163050151
Tesla Cannon should ignore armor. Metal isn't stopping electricity. An alt fire version that's a powerful charged-up lightning bolt that goes in a straight line but passes through people in a line would be good as well.
>>163050280
Them koreans knocked out the western teams pretty fast
Getting nervous they might dominate the game
>silver portrait mercy
>90% of playtime is mercy
>its a girl
>>163050239
>LoL
>variety
You are kidding, right? There are like 130 champions and only maybe 30 are viable. Pick/ban just means the top 4~6 champions will get banned instead of picked.
>>163050151
It's ability creep, Blizzard did the same thing to WoW where every class ended up having a self-heal, a stun, an interrupt, a gap closer etc. They've only recently gone back on that.
Ana was their most recent support and she has long range damage, long range healing, an aoe heal with both healing boost AND heal denial on it, an extremely good ult and and top of all that she has an amazing tool to preventing people killing her in sleep dart. Her only weakness is mobility but the rest of her kit more than makes up for that.
Same with Sombras kit, she has a shitload of things in her kit but it's neutered to near uselessness because they didn't want people whining. Before she came out and people realised she was a joke everyone thought she would be OP as fuck, due to the ability bloat.
>>163050507
>Metal isn't stopping electricity.
well obviously it redirects it along the exterior
>>163049364
How about now
>>163049797
You deserve it for being a Genji scum.
>>163045710
Whats worse is that Santa torb doesn't even throw presents instead of armor packs. I mean wtf blizzard, that is an easy one.
>>163050568
>everyone upvotes her card at the end of the match
>>163049364
What a qt
>>163050717
They could have at least put a ribbon on the armor packs wtf
>>163047942
>contesting with the hoppy brazilian skater
>get hammered and die
ITS NOT FAIR
who is hottest boy?
>>163050628
>>163050923____me_____
>>163050923
This is waifuwatch, who cares?
I'm too scared to even play quickplay anymore
All I can do is use the practice range
I tried using 1v1s to warm up but my hands were shaking so hard that I could barely aim
>>163051031
What are you scared of?
Why is tracer used so often in this meta and not reaper with all these tanks.
>>163048421
I like it but some of the tanks need nerfs, Dva and Roadhog in particular. Rein could use an "adjustment" as well. And Ana is still fucking broken as shit.
>>163050923
Winston
>>163051031
Take some depressants
Actually no on second thought you should probably just play something else
>>163048421
Eh it's okay, I like it because Tracer and Ana are used often and they're my favorites.
>>163051113
Tracer has more DPS than people think as long you're good enough to actually hit shit with her
>>163050923
Jesse McCree
this thrEad is fucking GAY
>>163051113
Her dps is extremely high and her mobility is really good. Genji has good mobility too but he does trash damage, tracer hits really hard and has the ability to kill every tank in the game, which is why she's really good right now, her and soldier basically have the same play rate right now being the best offense heroes.
this game makes me mean as fuck
Is Mei meta in Korea or is it just these two teams that like playing her?
>>163051031
Take a break anon
And cut down on the caffeine
Relax and have fun
>>163051589
Mei has always been viable.
OFFICIAL /OWG/ POLL PLEASE VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/11900407
http://www.strawpoll.me/11900407
http://www.strawpoll.me/11900407
http://www.strawpoll.me/11900407
>>163050774
Kissu.
>>163051865
No unranked option? I'm not playing that garbage mode.
Why is there only 10 viable heroes in this game right now?
>>163051923
You are free to simply not vote.
>Trying to play Winston in the D.va/Ana/76 meta
I want to die.
>>163051386
this guy knows whats up
>3700 SR
>Dude running junkrat on attack payload
>Everyone is shit talking him
>Lulz you guys are so angry this is my smurf
>I'm 4300 on my main
Why are these smurfs so bad they can't play at their "lvl" and have to ruin shit for other people.
>>163051637
I haven't had caffeine in a long time and I have been taking a "break" for a few months now, in that I'm only taking the waifu into the practice range for half an hour a day
>>163051887
>tfw you'll never have a bloo qt to kiss
>>163051990
Because the balance in this game is terrible.
>tfw Junkrat is a better Joker than any character DC has shat out in the last decade
>>163052292
Junkrat is as good as being joker as blizzard is at making balanced changes
>>163050568
>always in a duo
i know it's a casual game but for god's sake stop making your girlfriend play it
when an ana-rein group is in your game and you never get a nano as soldier even though you are going ham
feelsquickmememan
>play Mystery 6v6
>which ever team gets the Zarya wins
Nice balanced character Blizzard
>>163050568
>90% of playtime is mercy
This alone is the worst, god forbid we already have 2 supports and she hasn't picked, and instantly becomes deadweight if someone doesn't switch off what is usually the better healer
I'm in love with Bastion.
>muh 4 tank meta
meanwhile in korea
>genji tracer winston vs winston soldier roadhog
>turn on Overwatch
>try Mystery 1v1
>go stomped 5-0
>turn off Overwatch
i like purple she is cute
>>163046002
You join the voice channel and are greeted by an actual five year old who is very upset that he needs five more XP for his loot box. And then you realise that the five year old is the only other person on the team who is any good and you want to kill yourself.
>>163052913
>the five year old is the only other person on the team who is any good
You mean you realise you're being carried by them
>nobody picks a tank or a healer
>forced to be one just so we have a fighting chance
>if I'm a tank no one ever backs me up or heals me
>if I'm a healer no one stays within healing range or out of enemy nests
Really hard to enjoy Overwatch when you're constantly teamed up with utter fucktards. Can we please make an /owg/ group in the game or something, not only does everyone here seem to know what they're doing we'd have a bunch of dedicated players to hop into games with.
>>163052913
You mean you realize you are the five year old
why does route 66 exist
>>163052868
I want to be her friend
>>163053216
she is not very good at making friends
>>163053148
why does anything exist instead of nothing
>>163046002
It's fucking horrible friend. It's the stuff of nightmares.
>>163052913
What this guy said is pretty close to being true. It's degrading adn depressing when an 8 year old is in voice chat screaming, when people are complaing that Sombra is OP because she is invisible. When people pick Hanzo and Genji and never speak and can't wall jump. When people pick pre-patch Symm and say "If it doesn't work out I'll switch". In fact whenever I hear "If it doesn't work out I'll switch" I nearly pull my ethernet cable out. When I see an enemy Torb I know it's over. When I see a Bastion on our team I know we're in for a fun time. When I see the enemy team is set up with a Bastion and Torb I know I shouldn't bother playing.
Bronze is filled with things that you wish weren't true, but are. It's the stuff of nightmares, and every time you queue, you are actually stressed it's going to be one of those spawncamped games where you can't leave your base. Where one of your teammates isn't old enough to be out of primary school.
When you queue with the single mothers who have to tend to their child mid game.
When you have a kid saying profane things every second word and his mother is asking him to not shout.
Bronze is hell. It's hell.
>>163053141
Playing in the weekends is fucking ass
>wait for last pick to fill
>team is Hanzo/Widowmaker/Genji//McCree/Junkrat
>>163053345
It's really depressing that there may be grown adults that placed Bronze in Overwatch.
>>163053345
Just git gud man. Ster carried his way out of bronze with Mercy pistol.
>>163053345
How did you manage to get placed in Bronze?
>>163053350
still leaves you some options
torb, symm, sombra...
>>163053345
>MLGPRO1995
>>163053487
Is it though? I don't think half of them could give a shit. They probably have jobs and a life.
Need talented Hanzo players to replace Soldier:76 in the meta lineup
Hanzo is just way too good against tanks, when you factor in reloading he actually outdamages Soldier:76 against barriers
I think it's just nobody has any confidence in playing arrowguy
>tfw #7 best Reinhardt on xbox according to overbuff
I w i l l b e y o u r s h i e l d
>>163053487
Yeah it's depressing. I'm not very good at the game but I'm a team player and that doesn't account for shit. I placed at 1000 MMR. I've climbed to 1300 and it's been utter shit. Every game is a lottery. It's either a landslide win or a landslide loss. Rarely do my plays matter as a team member.
I picked up Overwatch to be a casual shooter to play when I finished work of an afternoon, I chose it over going back toWoW. I enjoy competitive aspects and team play - like raiding, but lacked the time commitment to do it anymore.
But I placed in bronze because I'm stupid and did placements slightly drunk and mostly playing Rein. And it's fucking hard to climb out of it because my skill isn't good enough to carry those insta-losses.
>>163053815
Try Zarya, at least she can kinda cover for people being idiots.
>>163036469
>>163039497
>>163040047
>>163039409
>I get angry because I either am being obstructed more than what is reasonable or I'm cheated.
This is why basically. Things out of your control. The problem is not having a dedicated team which not everyone can do. Pro teams aren't comprised of people that have never met or played before and that is not how the game is meant to be played so it gets frustrating trying to advance in rank/skill and become a better player when you're always at the mercy of other plays and lack of team work and awareness. That will never change in competitive games with open match making.
It would interesting to see a tournament played with pro players but scramble the teams and force them to work with one another on the spot to win.
>>163052175
>only one black hero
>second possible one literally fought a giant monkey in canon
what did they meme by this
How goes the climb /owg/?
>>163053815
aim
>>163053815
are you saying the most kind of players you can find on bronze are kids and casual adults who only play for fun?
How do I get an asian gf, /owg/?
>>163053567
>>163053815
I started competitive at level 25, maybe a week after I got the game. I hardly played anything other than Rein - he's what I had fun with and he's what I wanted to play. So I queued into competitive on a friday night (first night of Christmas holidays) drunk only knowing how to play Rein - with the mentality that my team-player skills would help.
It didn't.
I went 8 loss /1/1 in placements. Mostly playing Rein. The only game I won was with Soldier 76. D'va was a draw. I was useless as Rein. Basically my team would fuck off and die and I'd be left.
So I was placed in Bronze and every game has been just depressing shit. At 1000 ELO. I actually lost the next 3 games to go down to 940 ELO. But I've climbed back after getting advice from /owg/ and expanding my hero pool.
>ONE (1) who,e year after launch and rein's earthshatter still hits airborne enemies
There is literally no excuse
>>163048187
dva has shit dps. you have no fucking idea what youre talking about.
There are no more Hana posters left
>>163054069
I've carried myself from 2002 to 2350
It's depressing but fun
>>163054073
I actually don't mind running into people who are playing for fun, you can normally tell who they are and we have a luahg about how shit we went. A lot of the single mothers (I'm making an assumption_ are ragers. The kids are mostly raging.
I don't rage on voice, I get angry at myself and my plays, but never at my team, it's really just a sigh of depression for them.
I remember once we were getting spawn camped and three of us just chose to see who could get the furthest out of spawn as a game.Me as Tracer and this guy with Winston made it to their spawn
>>163054105
Probably too late to say this, but Rein is deceptively hard for new players. You need some game sense to know when to go in and when to stay out.
This gets significantly worse when your team filled with dumb shits that run ahead without you or don't follow up on your plays.
>>163053913
I really want to learn Zarya because I've been advised this a couple times now. I don't play ranked much anymore until I'm more confident. So I will try Zarya in QP.
>>163054069
It's going pretty bad. I got myself to 3565 at the start of the season, gave a bit of a break then went on a massive losing streak. I'm currently stabilized at 3150 but I have a feeling I'll never see Grandmaster this season.
>>163054104
git gud
>Overwatch
Intelligent balancing
Tanks no longer have ults.
Tanks have higher hp, more damage, damage mitigation abilities, and more mobility/stuns than all other characters, but you must pay the price. Of no ults.
>>163044601
how can a cheating faggot be our guy?
>>163054429
The good thing about Zarya is that you can bubble people who dive in somewhere stupid and either A) help them out so they succeed b) force the enemy to give you charge for your damage. Turn your team mates bad into good for you.
>>163054396
Yeah I learned this the hard way, unfortunately.
>>163054303
just sleepy and not many new good picsfag
Are there any maps in which Torb is somewhat viable/not completely useless if you are on the attacking team?
>just came back from long break
>doing placement matches
>win first 6 easy
>now suddenly everyone I'm matched with is a drooling retard
>>163054554
True. Thanks for the perspective, I didn't really see her like that. I might practice her in some QP.
>>163054149
>i should be able to mash spacebar to completely invalidate an ult
>t. genji
fyi it used to only hit grounded enemies and it was complete ass, like actually the worst ult in the game by a huge margin
they made the hitboxes bigger so it could actually do things and then didnt bother to actually give it a new graphic design, thats what you should be complaining about, the ground cracking straight up does not match up with the hitboxes at all
>can't play overwatch for a few weeks
>reduced to nothing but waifu and shitposting on /owg/
>>163054303
oh daddy
>>163052175
I fucked a bloo qt once, she was the daughter of one member from The Blue Man Group.
I haven't played since a little after Ana was released, so fill me in please
What the fuck happened to Zarya and Genji and why the fuck did they nerf them into the ground?
Why the fuck is QP like competitive now, with a one hero limit?
Why is Symmetra so good holy shit
>MERRY MOLTEN CORE!!
What does this even mean?
Is Molten Core a festivity?
>come back after a month break
>banned for aimbot
come on, I only used it for like a week back in august. This is bullshit.
where can I get a new key for cheap?
I WOULD PAY 10 REAL EUROS FOR THE FUCKING YETI OR THE NUTCRACKER
BUT I AM NOT GOING TO GAMBLE WITH THE LOOTBOXES
REAL SHOP OR TRADING FUCKING WHEN
I JUST WANT YETI WINSTON JESUS CHRIST
Which heroes give you the most wrist pain /owg/?
For me it's Genji and Tracer. I love playing them when I can but I get massive pain after one match. Especially Genji with all of his 180 degree bullshit combos.
how do i git gud with ana? i only average 2k healing
>>163055151
junkrat with those lead shots
>>163055072
https://us.battle.net/shop/en/product/game/overwatch
What do you think about the various nationalities you've played with in comp?
>Brits
Usually friendly and quite communicative, though they do make some proper dodgy picks sometimes m8
>Russians and other slavshits
As soon as I hear one of their faggot accents on voice com I brace myself for yet another loss. If the SLIGHTEST thing goes wrong (even if it's totally their fault), you can be sure that one of these over-emotional third-worlders will throw the game.
>French
Skill-wise they are pretty good but they tend to get upset rather easily and rage in French in the chat. They don't talk much, probably because of their accent.
>Scandis
Based, rarely tilt and are usually skilled.
>Germans
Just like the slavs, they are online cockroaches.
>>163055072
you are probably hardware banned
Happy holidays, /owg/!
>>163055174
Positioning is key. Make sure you can get a clear line of sight on each teammate. If everyone is grouped use grenade.
>>163055151
t. high sens pleb
>>163055339
Christmas is on sunday this year, probably i will kill myself but thanks little Tracer
>>163055174
get a good team that actually knows how to stay in your los
playing ana in pubs is like hell, you cant be overpowered if your team is scattered to the corners of the map
i imagine thats why they buffed her in the first place, shes actually so fucking ineffective in qp
>>163055284
>Americans
Le ebin jokes over voice chat, talks ALL the time
If we removed Ana, would this tank meta still be so prevalent?
Or do we still need to nerf the offensive potential of D.Va/Roadhog?
>RYUUJIN NO WEEABOO SWORD
>Discord and experience tranquility
Get fucked Shimada faggot, I hate you so god damn much.
Holy shit I'm so sick of Ana's bullshit anti-heal.
>>163055564
D.Va gets chewed through without Ana heals
>>163055493
take me with you
>>163055629
It is a pleasure to watch Genji die.
>Can't play one fucking game without having to deal with this faggot hardcore targeting me.
https://www.quotev.com/quiz/7951778/Which-Overwatch-Character-are-you
>Got ZaryaCyka Blyat
>Symmetra
Shield generator removed.
REMOVED. NO FUCKING REASON FOR THIS TO BE IN THE GAME.
>Ana
REMOVED. PERIOD. No point in being in the game.
>Roadhog
REMOVED.
>>163055151
Pretty much everything now that I'm actually trying to improve my accuracy
>>163055151
Tracer and McCree. I have a G400 and I aim with my fingers without my palm touching the mouse. Low sens and I make tiny adjustments with my thumb and pinky and the top of my hand starts hurting. I think I should buy a smaller mouse that works with the way I hold it better.
>>163054836
I want to be Hana's daddy
>start game because i didn't get even one lootbox yesterday
>queue quickplay
>4 teammates pick dps on defense
>remember why you quit playing after 2 games yesterday
>exit to desktop
i fucking hate this game
>>163055409
when will this sensitivity meme die? it's personal preference.
though low sens is great for shitscan and high sens for projectile based weapons.
good players have a gaymen mouse that lets them switch dpi with the press of a button.
bad players stick to one sensitivity setting and tell everyone not using a similar setting that they're wrong. this is how it has always been.
>>163055564
You don't need to remove Ana. You just need to make it so that she's not the best healer/dmg dealer of all supports.
>>163055648
So Ana really is the cancer of the game.
>>163055564
no, everything would be double hitscan at that point
>>163055701
FUCK
>>163055793
as far as I know, Ana isnt good solo heal
>>163055707
>No reason for this to be in the game
and this is based on what exactly? Usefulness in game or just really annoying to you
>>163055882
Is this a bad thing? Sure as hell beats this triple tank meta
>>163055916
I got Mei too.
Let's fuck.
>lets work out together anon!
Would you?
>>163055701
Im Torbjörn, the engineer! im a calm, smart person, who cares for their fellow person.
>>163055701
Zenyatta, which is funny because he's the one I've been playing the most lately.
>>163056073
>Im Torbjörn, the engineer! im a calm
stopped reading there
>>163055779
The vast majority (if not all) of the top players just stick to one sens you stupid faggot
>>163055989
its basically just double widow 2.0
tank meta is uninteresting but not actively oppressive like hitscan is
>>163056173
kek
>>163055701
These tests are so stupid when it's incredibly obvious which answer choice will give you a specific result
>>163055945
>2CP
>plant generator outside of spawn
>entire team gets +75 health
>not absolute fucking cancer
>>163056210
>as hominem
great post would read again
where can i subscribe?
>>163056296
Should've asked a question about robots.
>Do you like robots?
>I hate them
>I REALLY hate them
>I don't care
>I am a robot
>Beep boop
>I like them but wouldn't take a bullet for one
Well gee I wonder who 5 of those 6 answers refer to?
>>163056323
It's not really ad hominem if they're giving other piece of argument....
If he just called you a stupid fucking faggot, that's ad hominem, but he didn't, he just tacked that onto the end of his argument.I actually think the sensitivity thing come down to preference, but most pro player streams I watch state one sens type, except when with a scoped hero
>>163056462
beep boop is bastion
i am a robot is zenyatta
i hate them is widow
i REALLY hate them is reaper
?????
Recorded my deaths in my last KOTH as Lucio/Junkrat/McCree
>1 dva ult
>2 76 ult
>2 reinhardt ult
>3 hooks
>1 76 shoot
>>163056247
Headshotting as a Widow is at least harder than landing Road hooks.
>>163056630
First two you got right, 2nd two you got wrong.
>>163055701
oh shit I got widowmaker
which is also the character I play as exclusively
gud quiz
>>163056682
so what are they?
Why are the tanks so fucking powerful if they don't require any skill?
How do i climb out of plat
>>163056756
torb and zarya
dumb
>>163056756
>>163056901
What that guy said.
>>163056647
it also requires far less commitment and theres literally zero punishment for missing
in addition to 2/3 of the cast not being able to do anything but glare in your general direction due to lack of mobility/range
why is this place dead
>Play Tracer on attack
>Symmetra, Torbjorn and Mercy constantly on my ass and not doing their jobs while I destroy anything the former two build and grab picks
>Team spends the entire game being stopped by A junkrat,Pharah and Lucio despite them being McCree,76,Ana and Reinhardt
How do you win when you team really wants to fucking lose.
>want to try out other characters, and be a pro offense player
>every time other team has a D.va that absolutely shits on my PUGs
>have to switch to Reinhardt and dominate that jailbait ass
>bitch fires an ult at my team, throw my shield up and she gets 0 kills
I usually get PoTG as Reinhardt too and have most damage done/kills
but I want to be something more than a counter to that overpowered cunt, like git gud with Genji, or Pharah or even McCREEEEEEEEEEE
Dying game... Need new hero already...
>>163057210
we need a new dva skin more
Does anyone else get random ping spikes? The game freezes for a second and then resumes. It's really frustrating and I want to blame blizzard for their shitty servers, but I'm not entirely sure it's them.
>>163057190
Try the DBZ robot.
So what's the background story of this game actually about? I've put in 200 hours but I just play comp and kill stuff. Is reaper the bad guy? Why do people hate omnics? How come Winston can talk?
wow this game truly is dead, every switched to the better game Paladins it seems
How long before she's nerfed
>>163057415
however long it takes, is too fucking long
overpowered cunt
>>163057415
I'd play her more if she actually had tits that big
poo in loo or not I'd motorboat those funbags faster than she could put up 6 turrets
>>163057391
Reaper and Soldier were friends. They fought and no longer friends. Reaper died and Mercy fucked up heroes never die so he is super angsty and joined up with terrorists. Soldier became vigilante after Overwatch was shut down.
Omnics started WW3. Winston is genetically enhanced space ape.
So as this event has proven blizzard isn't working on any quality content.
And they aren't fixing any of the technical issues with the game.
So what are they doing with their time? Counting their money?
>>163055940
No support is a good solo heal in this meta. But Ana has the highest heal per second in the game.
>>163057391
Start here:
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_(group)
>>163057415
>sample
>>163037159
That ass looks fire nigga.
>>163057857
>>163057415
Hopefully never it's Symmetra time to shine.
>holding M1
>collect free elims
new Symmetra is so fucking OP what were they thinking
>>163057732
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/200925#search=Overwatch
I gotchu senpai
>>163057094
let me explain
>Load Overwatch
>Wait 3 minutes for a game
>if QP, and you are forced into a game in progress
>Even though you joined late, you have a 5v6
>You jump out the gate, you're a match down on KOTH
>Get ulted by Zarya/Genji/Reinhardt, die
>Put up with this for a couple of minutes
>DEFEAT
>Move over to Comp because it should be less cancer
>D.Va Rein Roadhog Ana Lucio 76 mirror
>coin toss if you win or lose, depending on if you have the idiot on your team or not
>quit game
>do something else
>never feel compelled to visit /owg/ because you don't play the game or enjoy it
>>163056309
>I AND MY TEAM SUCK AT DOING DAMAGE REMOVE ALL ENEMY HEALTH SO WE INSTA WIN ARGH!!
>>163058220
They wanted to buff long range heroes.
>>163058225
i like your taste anon
>>163058225
Ana's face in the last panel looks like if it was from Gash Bell.
>>163058307
DAYUM THAT ASS IS STRAIGHT FiRE NIGGA THANK YOU
>Sombra
Hacking can only be stopped by death or stuns.
No running.
No LOS.
Not even damage.
You will pay for your sins and suffer the hack, latency will now preemptively understand what it means to hack, and prevent latency allowing players to use abilities post hack.
>>163058316
You forgot to add that after the qp DEFEAT and getting bodied that the game will kick you back the the main menu and will start searching for a new one
What cute spray do you think is the hardest to get?
>>163058517
LoS should break it since I think her ult is LoS as well.
>>163058462
http://webmshare.com/play/aDxng
Remember when nobody picked Widowmaker? I miss those days.
>>163058637
If only This was about 5-10 minutes longer, when will the day come when we get full scenes of Overwatch girls doing lewd things? Still thanks Familia
>>163058708
snipers have and always will be cancer in FPS games
>>163058868
The only people who would disagree with this are sniper mains.
Nothing is fun or good design about being instantly killed a mile away with no counterplay besides another sniper.
>>163058620
No.
Additionally
76 now requires aiming, if you do not aim, then you cannot deal damage.
Additionally, Ana sleep is removed, if sleep is somehow used, then Ana instantly dies and needs at least 4 years to respawn. You cannot change characters while waiting to respawn as Ana.
Additionally
Hooking and instantly killing any character as roadhog teleports a random teammate to your spawn and locks the doors for 10 seconds. Extended in overtime.
>>163058865
>full scenes
pretty much this i would buy it
>>163058915
>no counterplay
genjo can literally instakill you with a lucky press of his deflect button
>>163058348
Nice bitchout prime. If I was able, I'd have your legs removed so that you may spend the rest of your life lamenting not having legs and watch as you ultimately kill yourself.
Why is Pharah's hitbox so large?
I take an obvious 2x the damage from Tracer, Reaper, D.Va at medium ranges than I would if I were Soldier:76
>symmetra and torb on team
>fucking unkillable 350 hp zen laying waste to everything
thanks blizz haven't had this much fun since orb was still 50%
>>163059093
Stop crying. Ana's hitbox is way bigger and her headbox is totally huge and I'm always killed by roadhog when hooked, get over it.
Just make a OW VR dating-sim Blizzard
>>163059093
Literally every hitbox in this game is broken in some way.
Reminder
Nerfing Ana would go a long way to fix the tank meta
While D.va should be changed, these changes have to be thought and tested extensively since she is one of those characters that can go from overpowered to useless very easily and vice versa
The shield generator is the only OP thing about the new Symmetra
Hook should have a longer cooldown
>>163059036
I would pay $30(prob just pirate it) for a whole mothafuckin movie with just good scenes and shit in it, their are like 3 decent sfm "movies" but almost all of them are shitty or have some weird aspect to them
So it seems like /owg/ has a fuck tonne of complaints about the game, but it's insanely popular still. Fucking why? Why is this game so popular if it's an actual piece of shit?
Doomfist is coming to steal your waifu!
haha c-check 'em
REDUCE SYMMETRA'S RANGE
FUCK
THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THIS
>>163059383
Blizzard.
>>163059423
or decrease it's dps or something
there is no reason for an auto-aiming weapon to be so strong
look at winston's gun, it sucks
>>163059402
He will join us in tranquility.
>>163059460
His is also aoe and attached to someone with more HP and a jump.
>>163059423
Symmetra is not a problem of you know how to aim/track
Most people below master are shit at these
>>163059521
trying to hit a hero with one of the smaller hitboxes in the middle of a huge clash while her auto-retard gun is locked on to you is pretty difficult
>>163059589
While they're running around you in a circle
I swear she's like an assassin
>>163059460
>>163059423
>7m rape beam
>resistance only makes it harder
Why do you struggle?
>>163059521
>Unintelligible Egypt sounds
>Hear flask cracking
>oi waddup amps it up
>>163059093
She takes damage if people shoot her wings, they're big and they move all over the place when you're flying.
>>163059423
I'd just slow down her ult charge and remove 100 shields from the teleport/shield generator
>>163059402
can't they add a new hero that's not a nigger?
seriously
>ana
>sombra
>now this?
>>163059728
those FUCKING Thighs
>>163057391
In the future a corporation created robots called omnics
Eventually these omnics went insane and started a world wide war. To fight the omnics the UN created "overwatch" an elite task force of soldiers and scientists from all across the world. Overwatch stopped the omnics. After the war overwatch focused on counter-terrorism. Their main enemy's were talon. A mysterious terrorist group. Overwatch was pretty good at fighting talon.
But there was a problem with over watch leadership. During the war a man named gabriel Reyes was in charge with Jack Morrison as his 2nd in command. but Reyes was in edgy basterd so after the war they put jack in charge. Reyes sperged out so jack gave him command of the black ops branch of overwatch. Called blackwatech. 25 years later reyes was still bitter over not being in command of all of overwatch. He got in a fight with Jack. It ended with the overwatch HQ blowing up. both were presumed dead. But Reyes actually survived through unknown means (though a bunch of shitters suspect mercy did something). Reyes called himself reaper and began hunting down the rest of overwatch. He also joined Talon.
Jack also survived. And started calling himself soldier 76.
Winston was part of a science experiment that would make gorrilas smart and also the gorrilas would be raised on the moon.
Each hero also has their own backstory usually connected to talon or overwatch. the wiki is a good place to read up on that.
how do I get good at aiming
I'm trying so hard to learn mccree and I can barely hit headshots reliably, even easy ones
my sensitivity is uncomfortably low
>>163059675
She really is. I've been playing her like Tracer during a team fight by flanking and focusing down any healers while everyone else is distracted.
Their only options are to try and run away abandoning healing or hope that their teammates save them. Unless they are Ana of course then they have the option of sleep darting you or biotic nading you and themselves. But in general it leads to them being wiped because they lack the mobility or accuracy to do anything about it
>>163060073
Practice.
Make a custom skirmish game set to headshots only vs 6 hard ana bots and practice your dinks.
Best lines for every character -
Tracer - Be Right Back
Genji - MERRY CHRISTMAS
76 - KNOCK KNOCK
McCree - You done
Pharah - Rocket Jump
Reinhardt - Catch Phrase!
Roadhog - HO HO HO
DVA - Heppy Halloween
Winston - Peanut butter / Natural Selection
Zarya - Siberian Bear
Mei - You have to let it go / Sorry Sorry Sorry
Bastion - Deck the Halls / NYA NYA NYA
Torbjorn - I'm doing the best I can / You're making a chicken out of a Feather
Symmetra - Exquisite.
Hanzo - SAKE
Widowmaker - Aim Bot
Mercy - On a Scale of 1/10
Zenyatta - I will not Juggle
Lucio - HIT ME / YOU GOTTA BELIEVE / THATS HOW YOU GET TENATUS
Ana - Witness me / You know nothing.
>>163060047
lol please tell me this is fanfiction
>>163060014
>ana
>sombra
>niggers
>>163060159
>Zenyatta - I will not Juggle
>While sitting in meditate emote
>>163060159
>YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
>no Lucio minigame based on Parappa
>>163060014
>IF THEY'RE NOT WHITE THEY'RE NIGGERS AFRICA IS THE ONLY OUTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD USA USA SLAVERY ROCKS WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION KKK FOREVER
>>163060320
kek
>>163060159
>Lucio
>not WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?
>>163035719
Imagine how glorious it'd be if he were to crush your head in his armpits.
>>163060226
i hate to juggle but i'd like to snuggle
FUCKING WIDOW
NERF HER
I DON'T WANT THIS HERO TO BE PLAYED EVER
>there will never, EVER be a new DVA legendary
What is it with people picking this piece of shit on ranked. Fucking hell how many times does the enemy Pharah have to kill you and your turret before you switch to something useful
I need like 200 points to be able to play with my friends but I keep losing 2 games for every 1 game I win, with at least 2 gold medals every fucking game. This is the first game that has legit made me want to punch my screen, and I used to play CS and Dota
>>163060159
I like "Why are you so angry?" for Lucio, personally. Also
>Junkrat - Everything's coming up explodey!
>Sombra - Did you mean to do that?
>Reaper - Where's your holiday spirit?
>Started playing lucio
>Pretty damn fun wall riding everywhere
>Win fights easy by speed boost through choke which nobody does.
Only question is how to people wall ride in a corner facing away from it? Anyone know how to do it?
Why is Pharah so garbage? Why does she not have any armor despite being in a suit of armor?
>>163060648
>torb
>bad
If you guys didn't have a hitscan to counter Pharah it was as much your fault as it was his. If you couldn't switch because you can't aim for beans it's even more your fault than it is his because you could never have fixed it.
>>163060563
Pick Dva. Enjoy your dead spider.
>>163060320
calm down, schlomo
I Charge as Reinhardt
>everyone I touch is gently pushed aside and I hit the wall
Enemy Reinhardt Charges
>I'm pulled 10 feet from any direction into a PIn
Every time.
>>163060727
I'm always forced to play tank or healer because le ebin blizz matchmaking keeps putting me with people who want to play Junkrat and Hanzo 24/7
>>163060679
because multiple overpowered hitscan characters
because offense solidarity and the fact that armor doesnt do shit when its not stacked up to like 200+
>>163060679
>pharah now has 250 health with 50 of it being armor
Would this maker her viable or is it too strong?
>>163060159
>Have Tinnitus but it generally doesn't bother me anymore
>Hear someone use that Lucio line
>Triggers my Tinnitus
>>163060892
She won't ever be viable unless you gut every single hitscan hero. It's too easy to pick her out of the sky. Widowmaker nullifies her entire existence.
>>163060927
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>163060826
>"I'm too much of a pussy to do anything but play meta-prescribed heroes"
>Switching? What's that? I'm playing what we need, never mind that we're getting shredded by something I can't counter
You could just play D.va and beeline yourself into Pharah literally anytime she pops up. You could play Ana and just two-shot your daughter anytime she shows up. The fault is not in your stars, but in yourself.
>>163060789
this world needs no more dva's
>>163060159
tracer -> looks like you need a time out
d.va -> I'm number one
widow -> the party is over
genji -> mudda mudda
>>163060991
And then the team is lacking something else and loses anyway. Is everything his fault and his fault alone?
>Tracer is younger than Pharah
>Tracer joined OW
>Pharah dont
fuck even my cat can write better lore
>>163061114
Only for as long as he doesn't switch and even bother to make the attempt.
>>163061102
Fucking this. I used to wreck d.va in 1v1 as widow, now she's literally a fucking winston with all his health replaced with armor.
>>163061151
Tracer's mother wasn't preventing her from joining.
>be playing tracer
>kill widow
>hear tracer say "squish"
Did they add a new voice line for tracer when she kills widow? Or have I just never heard this before?
>>163059460
Yeah, it's not as if you could like, outrange her or something. She's so fucking dangerous, yeah totally.
>>163061113
>mudda mudda
Is "mada mada".
>>163060789
But spiders can eat bees.
>>163061151
lel I was gonna ask how the fuck is Tracer this young in this picture
>>163061151
isn't tracer as old as ana and 76 but she looks young cause of her time disease nonsense?
>>163061151
>Tracer was a child prodigy pilot who got superpowers
>Pharah was a rank and file soldier who got cockblocked by her mother
>>163060159
NEXT
>>163061181
>switches to counter Widow
>now someone else is shredding the team
>switches to stop them
>now someone else is shredding the team
>switches to someone else
>now someone else is shredding the team
>his teammates never switch and never change their strategies
>"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU CAN'T STOP EVERY SINGLE THING BY YOURSELF ONE PERSON CAN TOTALLY WIN AGAINST SIX YOU FUCKING LOSER!"
>>163061258
>She's so fucking dangerous, yeah totally.
She is, actually. You'd know if you weren't Platinum.
>>163061336
No, she's 26 and ages normally. She joined OW at the ass end of its lifetime.
>>163061403
>people on their team switch instantaneously to threats from your team
>people on your team, including you because you're trying to rationalize not switching, don't switch instantaneously to threats from their team
Apples to oranges, m8.
>>163061420
She's not dangerous exactly because I'm not in platinum.
It's almost as if, you don't know how to git gud???
>>163055770
Quick play exists exclusively to play dps. If you want to play tank or support go play competitive
>>163061594
Just because Gold-ranked Symmetras die a lot doesn't mean other people do m8. I know that's all you've experienced but people tend to get more reactive when you rank up.
>>163061676
You're supposed to get more reactive when you rank up yes.
So, how's that reaction of yours against Symmetras?
>>163061776
Depends. Symmetra preys on bad positioning and on dealing consistent DPS through tank mechanics.
>>163061453
Tracer can't have joined Overwatch at the very end of it because Ana had grey hair and looked a lot older that in that picture when Overwatch was about to die.
>>163056838
they're only powerful because they dont require skill
>>163059234
>30$
lol how low do you think their standards are
>>163061989
Inconsistency in Ana's design
Also remember she was shot by Widowmaker and fucked off for a few years, that kind of shit puts a lot of strain on a person. She could easily age 10+ years in that time from stress alone.
>>163049935
>nerf Zarya AGAIN
how about you nerf your life to dust you fucking nigger
>>163061567
If only he's switching, it doesn't matter, does it? One person against six = dead one person. You can't do anything about your team ebing useless no matter how many times you switch to counter someone because you can't counter six people at once.
>>163061453
>No, she's 26 and ages normally.
no she doesn't
>>163060159
>Pharah
I prefer
>Play nice, play Pharah
>>163061567
>I switch to dva while our monkeyman keeps dying
>now we have no healer
>I switch to healer to try and keep the team afloat
>now monkeyman keeps dying and no one covers me
Well I guess it's my fault every time
>>163060892
Sounds like round 2 of blizzard balancing
>Nerf tanks
>Nerf Ana
>Mercy gets one more QoL change
>200+50 armor Pharah
>PHARAH MERCY BUILDER META LOL
anyone wanna comp? jesus solo queue is hell
>have a korean playing reaper on team
>didn't know till end of the game when he said nice then chink script
>He gets the potg
>everything looks fine till his aim starts snapping up and down between targets right before he ults
I can't help but feel but for the other team, I think we won because our cheating chink
>>163064803
Had a game with a Widowmaker on the enemy team who was using an aimbot, her POTG showed the player being jittery as all hell until he fired then the reticle would snap to someone's head. And he got five kills in two seconds doing it with the reticle visibly snapping to every head.
>>163057330
I was getting them in certain games. Turns out it was my anti-virus's firewall doing it. Turned it off and havent had a problem since : L