Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>163011110
he's also very ignored in favour of WE WUZ KANGS

this thread was late as shit. kys

So my game crashes before it even launches.

I've had this problem before, is there any way I can fix it without doing a fresh reinstall?

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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F

>>163011072
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

>historical revisionists trying to claim 4chan wasn't always racist and sexist

?

>neutral creeps are 2 kills ahead of both dire and radiant

lmao

>>163011282
ALL dotas are pure

except QoP but she's got a penis so she doesn't count

gustav is streaming lads

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>>163011072
Pic related
If you dont have balloon try using condom instead

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>>163011325
yeah and the earth is flat isn't it?

>>163011405
and they get nothing for those kills.

did they fix the fps issues?

>>163011748
are you too new to know the days of NIGGERTITS

>>163011748
show me the curve

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>>163011370
Sure thing

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where do I post bugs?

>>163012276
r****t

>>163012276
just comeback from a long hiatus (Since 2014 december) wtf is that spell vamp??
What major change I should know guys?

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>get level 25 on QoP
>buy blademail
>LITERALLY unkillable
nice game dotards

Look. Our team had 3 cores and 1 support. I picked another core. Now in the previous patch I used to head to the jungle and get farmed. But now you can't jungle since the new changes. What do I do? Go dual lane with another core and steal his farm and leach his exp? Epic dotards truly epic.

>>163012435
Spell Amp
It's just damage amplification granted from items and certain abilities
But there is spell vamp on Octarine Core (25%)

>>163012435
Amp as in damage amplification based on your int

Reminder that the whole point of Dota 2 is to be a clunky, outdated mess. This is the entire reason for its existence. Fixing that is like drilling a hole in a spoon for better aerodynamics.

>>163012543
>now you can't jungle
lol

>>163012106
check this curve bithc *grabs dick*

>>163012435
we are league of the storm.
The riotzard employee(icefrog) is giving us the best of both worlds. We now have ability damage carries or whatever the fuck they call it in LoL and talent trees or whatever the fuck they call it in HotS

>>163012435
>spell amplication
that was the first step towards league of dota
now 7.00 has completed this new gameplay

The fact that arteezy has never won a major or ti makes him even more /ourguy/ and only r_dditors disagree

>>163005897
Do you get Hotd or MoM on Huskie now? Before, if you got Hotd and armlet earlier enough it was really hard to kill you off, now Hotd doesn't really have any use as just a 8hp Regen because it's totally obsolete next to a Vanguard.
But the negative armor from MoM is terrible for him.

>>163012846
then you just get morbid mask retard, have you tried thinking for yourself for a single second?

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Things Monkey King has revealed:
>Slark was the fucktoy of Dark Reef
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f5/Monkey_ally_161.mp3
>OD is gay
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/74/Monkey_ally_128.mp3
>DK (or maybe just the dragon he turns into) doesn't like being ridden
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/df/Monkey_ally_75.mp3
>Jugg and TA was a thing
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cd/Monkey_ally_175.mp3
>There definitively are, or at least were, 4 Spirits
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/04/Monkey_ally_169.mp3
>Treant doesn't like people climbing him
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f6/Monkey_ally_188.mp3
>WR is a psychopath
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/25/Monkey_ally_211.mp3

>>163012543
>I'm too shitty to lane and Valve punished me for it wah wah

>>163013130
jungling is objectively harder than laning

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>tfw you realize the Spirit Bear is literally a tulpa made by Lone Druid

>>163013156
Because jungle cores are idiotic. Unless you're a engigma or something. I automatically report people who take melee carried immediately into jungle

>>163013156
>Playing against bots is harder than playing against Noone, sccc, RTZ etc.

What did the retard dumbfuck 3k faggot mean by this?

>>163013130
jungling is harder and better than bullying some teenager on the other side of the creep wave you insensitive fuck

>>163012804
Since when has constant aggression and every hero being played in multiple roles been a thing in league of legends? The last time I heard, games had 3 kills at 20 minutes and you could get banned for playing a hero outside of its designated lane.

>>163013156
>Repeat exact same motions every game
>Hard
You could literally be replaced by a script for the first 15 minutes.

REMINDER THAT THE PEEPMAN COMETH

>>163013287
I haven't laned in weeks and my conduct is green and behaviour score is over 9000. Apparently I haven't met facists like you that say everyone should lane. But this patch really killed jungle

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>tension rises
Tier 5 aylmao
Lose lane win game ayy

>>163013418
you're wrong tho

>>163013361
because valve is forcing 5v5 aggression and nothing else. That's the same as riot forcing farming and nothing else

>>163013570
congrats.

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>>163013348
>Bullying is bad
Laning
>You get farm
>You contest a lane to deny your opponent farm
>Winning the lane gives you even more farm than jungling
Jungling
>You get marginally more farm than a contested lane
>One of your lanes fails automatically because they're alone
>You complain about the enemy safelane carry getting out of control after the match

>>163013231
>>>/x/
Stick to your schizo group therapy containment board

>>163012276
>>163012360
where else can I post this bug? I doubt they hear me on reddit

>>163013418
I counter gank the safelane whenever I can. So you can fok off mate

>>163013749
I would (albeit less enthusiastically) lane if there wasn't already a core in that lane. That core is taking all the last hits. What the fuck ay? Do I steal his last hits?

>>163013789
is every board you don't like a containment board?

>>163013531
Because it's inefficient. Especially for someone like a LC or Blood.
It puts another lane at a disadvantage, it doesn't farm as fast as lane, and it prevents you from getting kills, because you're not fighting.
It's a waste of time and resources.

>>163013789
But based tulpas shibboleth the buta out of /x/.

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Any consensus on lvl 10 and 15?

>>163013858
dev.dota2.com

although i've never posted there so maybe its a graveyard?

>>163013361
>implying you don't talk about the new dota already
except for 3 kills in 20 min

>>163013674
Neither is forcing anything. Games are about aggression in dota right now because farming requires learning the new map. Nobody fights in league because of the fucked way that champions scale.

>>163013749
>lanes fail automatically because they're alone
Teams like EG always win by outfarming and picking more cores than the enemy team. They don't lose the lategame because they outscale them. I try to follow those strats

>>163014001
lvl 10 basically always strength because you just want to be stronger and more durable in fights, level 15 damage because lc is fast as fuck anyway

>>163013970
but, they do it in league of legends...

Kappa

>>163014001
I'd say the str at 10. Helps farm items, and live through a duel with more HP.
15 is obvious.

>>163013941
Then don't pick a 4th core, retard. Ganking the safelane as a jungler is nearly impossible because any competent offlaner would never push out against a jungler that could be right behind the treeline.

>>163014001
I'd go for strength and move speed. If the strength nets you even one kill or keeps you away from one situation it was better, 30 damage is really trivial on LC while movespeed is hard to come by

>>163014001
For lvl 10, go for STR, since it gets you a bit more survivability in duels.
Lvl 15 needs the damage. You'll already be initiating with Blink anyway, or using Press The Attack in case you need to catch up

Best talents for NP?

>>163014150
EG wins with more cores because they rely on outdrafting their opponent into weak lanes that can be handled solo. Unless you're doing the same it's not equitable.

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>>163014276
Right side > Left side on all heroes, prove me wrong dotards

>>163014169
LC never needs damage if she's winning her duels.

>>163014219
I said counterganking. That's when the offlaner is diving.

>>163014150
You're not Sumail and RTZ. They also pick heroes strategically. They don't all pick heroes

I hate when people assume I hate changes that make it into league only because league does it.

I hate it because why change this game into league to attract other players when they could just go play league.

Why change my game to be another game

Ree, angry_pepe.avi, etc, etc.

>>163014376
Your offlane is also becoming a magnificent failure because there's nobody on his half of the map. The enemy carry is getting what is essentially uncontested freefarm greater than anyone on your team, including you.

>>163014223
By 15, a competent LC should have blink. I don't see why you'd need move speed.

>Valve nerfs jungle
>League of Legends patch
???

>>163014537
Why should I go leach my offlaners exp?
Do you even know what SOLO OFFLANE means?

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>>163014595
It means you draft a hero that can contest the enemy carry's farm alone with little risk, at the cost of scaling more poorly due to their strong earlygame. Since your teammate picked a core it's unlikely he can do that.

>>163014650
>forcing a meta
>by making it viable to play many heroes in different ways

>>163014760
by core I meant offlane hero. I am glad we could sort out that misunderstanding

>>163014595
You VERY obviously don't understand dota.
If this is ranked captains where the team is being assembled with strategy in mind then that's one thing. But most of the time, offlane needs some kind of help, unless they're a hero specifically designed (drafted) to do better with solo experience.

>>163014847
Then pick a roamer if you're finding the jungle ususable. I don't understand what's so hard.

>>163014421
they pick shadow fiend, anti mage, and storm spirit

>>163014790
you can't play different heroes in the jungle anymore. They are forcing a meta by nerfing the jungle playstyle.

>>163014887
Most if not all strength heroes are designed to to do better with solo experience

>>163014968
You can't roam for a sub 10 minute midas

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>>163014878
>Make decision that will impact your hero regardless of how farmed it gets
>Thus adding complexity to the game, as wrong decisions can be made
>League of Legends

>>163014790
>le talents allow more different ways
no they dont, they could probably do that if they werent generic as fuck with an almost clear talent path for most heroes.
Most heroes get talents that fix their main issue or enhance what they already do well and are therefore obvious choices you'll allways take.
The only time where you really decide is when its something generic like +armor or +magic res and you decide according to your enemies.

tl;dr talents are shit, they could make it interesting but don't

>Icefrog rejected Riot and Blizzard in favor of making his own game without interference of suits telling him what to do
>Valve promises to let him do what he wants
>fast forward to December, 2017, big suits take over and slowly turn the game into League of the Storm

Icefrog, I hope you're coping well. I would hate to be in your position, being betrayed like that.

Don't know what happened to Valve lately, they're slowly turning into EA. Gaben use to be based, but now he's showing his true colors. It was apparent after booting 2GD, but look at the state of all their other games. CSGO is dying, they killed TF2 by only responding to the community AFTER Overwatch was released and was successful. Like how do you defend ignoring your player base for 7 years for a competitive mode and only cave when a new game is on the market. I don't fucking understand

>>163015078
>Midas

Ok, nvm. This is just a troll

>>163015078
Wow, a 10 minute midas. I'm positive that will change the flow of the game more than pressuring every lane.

>>163015078
What the hell is your MMR? Like 2.6?

>>163015098
I would like to remind you that they replaced Attribute Bonus, which was a catch-all for when a hero had shitty abilities compensated by one or two that prevented the hero from getting buffed.

>>163015078
>you can't play different heroes in the jungle anymore.
This isn't LoL. Very few heroes are viable in the jungle and none of them are impacted by the changes.

>>163015510
They were all viable in the past and aren't now

>>163015157
>trying to make a game more profitable
>by copying games that are LESS popular
?????

>>163015614
So basically you're a 1k player and are mad that your games that aren't even real dota got screwed over.

>>163015645
League: 100 million playerbase
Dota: 13 million playerbase

Tell me again how League is less popular?

Does anyone whos around 4k wanna queue with me

>>163016064
no fuck off

>>163015157
TF2 never had competent devlopment (Scout update, Pyro at launch, etc) and it still doesn't (Crit-a-Cola with Shortstop is still impossible to stop). TF2's success was inflated by the lack of a direct competitor. It's hard to make a game free and profitable so you can continue development. Blizzard resolved the issue by charging for the game so they didn't have to force monetization that was the downfall of many attempted competitors to TF2. Competent devlopment and marketing did the rest.

>>163015803
>100 million playerbase

>>163015803
>HotS: Literally dead on arrival

>>163015803
League is 70 million and dota isn't far behind actually

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>>163015803
>Source: Some news article that cites RIOT as their source

>post bug on reddit
>thread won't show
why is reddit so shit?

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Ilexa.

>>163016285
Why would riot lie? Why are dotards so paranoid

Turkroaches are worse than russians

>>163016106
Not to mention

>Tossing 6 months of feedback through the window when making your Competitive
>Graphical restrictions when the game is already optimized like ass
>No class limits

And, also, tossing out Quickplay, one of it's better aspects which let you hop into a server right away, in favor of a "more modern" system that fails not only because of being slow, but because TF2 doesn't have the playerbase to afford it.

I just wish they gave the boot to Jill and brought back Robin.

>>163015803
Dota : 20 million prizepool
Lol : ???

>only support goes afk at level 2 but doesn't abandon for some reason
>cant report him during game
>we lose, ancient falls
>game crashes as always now
>can't ever report him

>>163015803
LITERALLY TRILLION PEOPLE PLAY LOL

WHAT NOW DOTARDS?

>>163016390
Because it's owned by a chinese company, notably reputable for being the most trustworthy republic on the planet

>>163016542
working as intended
beta
free to play

>>163016390
Because the data doesn't add up. The league equivalent to dota buff had like pitiful numbers compared to dota despite having a gorillian more players.

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>>163015803
Riot's value tracks every account that was ever created as "playerbase". If you actually watched their shareholder reports you would notice because it's important to how they claim profit. They also change their "active playerbase" value regularly so even if they lose money they can shorten the average player's lifespan so it appears people are spending more. This is because their "profits" for ingame permanent boosts (i.e. buying a champion) have to be spread out over how long the player is expected to use them when reported in financial forms.

Next time learn how a fucking business works to see how many people actually play League.

>>163016675
>working as intended

Yeah, I'm actually transitioning over to HoN because of this clusterfuck.

If league is so bad why is Dota slowly turning into it?

Checkmate atheists.

>>163015803
how can a 100 million people play League if theres only 80 million people in the world?

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>>163016835

>>163016747
Based businessman blowing lolbabby the fuck out.

>>163016747
>>163017001
http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2016/09/13/riot-games-reveals-league-of-legends-has-100-million-monthly-players/

Get cucked.

>>163016747
hey mr gorman!

>>163017081
>riot games reveals
nice source

>>163016835
It's actually turning into opposite of league gameplay-wise, but dotards here never played it so they are just memeing around.

100 trillion active players but their tourneys barely break 500k viewers which CSGO and DotA do with a fraction of the players

rmyt

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>want to play dota
>update installs
>it's now league of legends

I just wanted to play dota 2 ;_;

>>163011127
>male Wukong is covered in fur
>female Wukong isn't
Fucking stupid. I honestly hate R63 artists. Like, if you're going to swap a character's sex, then what's the whole point if you don't keep any of their characteristics? Why not just create an entirely new character instead, then?

>>163017081
the guy's source is an interview with a couple of fags that work for riot retard-kun

Does an LC with silver edge and blade mail counter Monkey King?

>>163013970
Jungle LC has and always will be retarded, but blood can actually do it thanks to iron talon being affected by blood rage, he is just weak at the start, then you get into the territory of shit like axe and brood who can get some crazy clear times. should it be done every game, fuck no, it's situational as shit. Is it outside the realm of possibility, hell no, you can do some incredible stuff if you actually know what you are doing, which I think is the main problem. Iron Talon is absurdly good and it had opened up shit like jungling fucking Io until the jungle got changed this patch.

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>update dota 2
>launch dota 2
>see this
Uhh?

>>163017529
>get item that reduces enemy damage output
>get item that reflects damage enemy deals to you
great synergy there dotard

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Gocarts, what is objectively the single strongest, best hero this patch?

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>>163017429
new to fantasy?

>>163017653
>Username filled in

Um dotard?

>>163017654
but pros get shivas on axe all the time!

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>>163017081
This value literally means fuckall. Not only are we talking about the same website that argued cheating was healthy for online games, but also Riot's value is deliberately altered.

Their exact phrasing "monthly players" does not mean "unique players last month" (like on Valve's website), it means "unique players over an arbitrary timespan extrapolated over a month". If you read Riot's financial reports you would notice their statistic of 100 million is implausible when you read their average player lifetime and spending. I could make a game with only one person who plays it (me), log in, and extrapolate the exact second I log in over a month to say the game has 250k players. If you EVER learned how a business works and how they cheat numbers to deceive shareholders you would know this.

>>163016432
If there's a competitive mode in TF2 now does that mean they're going to turn the Spy into a hero that actually functions?

>>163012970
>DK (or maybe just the dragon he turns into) doesn't like being ridden
Let's see, you're this amazing powerful dragon, and this little shitstain thinks he can sit his ass on your back and scream like a madman. No shit he woudn't like being ridden

>>163017653
how come Dota doesnt have a fisting waifu hero?

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nobrain is OURGUY

>>163017953
Valve competitive is seen as a complete joke by everyone and it's universally clear Valve doesn't know what they're doing when the it launched with no class or weapon restrictions. Even if they did care about Spy (spoiler: they don't), his changes would either make him horribly overpowered (Crit-a-Cola buffs) or just do nothing (Sun-on-a-Stick buffs)

>>163017971
there's a ton of art that proves DK loves being ridden (by jakiro and visage)

Is anyone casting this Alliance/Horde matchup in english?

>>163017654
Thanks for the reminder. I was only thinking duel to stop him from escaping or ulting and the silveredge to keep his passive off.

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I want to fuck Ilexa.

>>163018182
Heh, good one.

>>163018182
W E W
E
W

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>>163018182
Okay, I'll admit I didn't see that one coming.

>>163012970
you could already discern slark got raped from this one though
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c4/Slark_attack_12.mp3

>Envy defending ggbet and shitting on redditards

Wtf I like EE now

Quick lads whats the Lycan skill build?

I've heard its max Howl?

>>163014578
because blink has a cooldown and the game exists outside blinking to duel

>>163018451
eh
if GGbet doesn't let you withdraw any money you put in/won, thats pretty shitty

>>163018458
I've been playing dota for like 3 years and I don't think I've ever even played Lycan

>>163018426
>wiggle wiggle, little fish
How does this imply he dropped the soap?

>>163018426
There was reasonable doubt because it could have been a shitty joke (with Slark being a fish). Now that MK has that voiceline we can ascertain that voiceline as being a subconscious resurgence of his insecurities in Dark Reef. (i.e. People often said that when they raped him)

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Can I support for you anon-kun?

what's the consensus of the most benefited heroes and the ones that got the biggest stick up their asses in this patch?

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>>163017081
>>163017929
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>163018458
Buy midas so you can max everything by 15 minutes. His skills are all just too good.

Has it been said anywhere how slark got all his magic powers? Obviously he didn't always have them because he would have been able to escape being raped.

It also doesn't make any sense that a fish has night-based abilities naturally.

something something juggernaut arcana something

I have 2453 hours spent on dota 2, it was my main game which i always returned to.

Now i have uninstalled it, this new patch ruined it for me, why did they disable the loading screen which you got from compendiums and from skin packs which you liked. The artwork is removed and soon forgotten probably.
They released their own hero monkey king which is insanely OP if played correct ( Level 7 1 shot support heroes 1k+ crit wut)

>>163019138
Presumably he learned them from the other guys who were breaking out.

>>163019240
Made me search it. Well done anon.

>>163018801
sniper gets a lot of buffs to shrapnel
terrorblade is still alright for pushing towers
chaos knight is much better now that illusions get +as
all of lunas talents are marginal at best

>>163019252
Oh man, it would be pretty funny if the reason the real 12 failed to escape is because they were hiding shit from each other and the only person who new everything was Slark.

>>163019424
he wants to have a gay orgy

>>163019394
I mean, you would probably be dismissive about giving information to the prison fucktoy. What would he do with it? He's clearly the weakest guy in the prison so if he tries some shit everyone will just beat him up and rape him again.

>>163019138
He made some pact with super spoopy demons hence the name of dark pact
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/65/Slark_dark_pact_02.mp3

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>>163019424
>another Chinese hero

>>163018785
>barely 1k
cute

>mfw update fucked Dota 2 up
>mfw I've fallen out of playing SOOPER SRS TIME INVESTMENT assfaggots for some reason
>mfw I am now stuck playing HoTS because i'm an impatient person and i just want a fucking MOBA with the core gameplay but without the tedium and the skill ceiling

what is my problem

in the end I get along with and am respected by people of all skin colors

what I really hate isn't non-whites but d2g, which happens to be full of non-whites

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Im 4.2k mmr and am completely shit at the game, how do you explain that, dotards?

>>163019604
>demons
i believe it's deep ones, you know like cthulhu and friends

>friend gets auto disconnected since the new patch
>he hasn't been able to play
Nice patch dotards. I wanted to play with him tonight.
When do they fix these fps issues?

Should there be more things that interact with day/night in the game?

>>163020108
Picking Omniknight

>>163020113
then why doesn't he say deep ones like all the other fish people do?

>>163020113
What does he even have to offer them aside from a perfectly trained fish boypussy?

>>163020276
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/ae/Slark_dark_pact_01.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/9c/Slark_dark_pact_03.mp3

>>163020328
That's probably exactly what the dark ones were looking for

>jungler takes both bounty runes and uses both shrines off cooldown
what the fuck dotards?

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Soe is grade A wife material

>>163020339
that's weird that they would just change it to dark ones for no reason

>>163019240
>uninstalls because of fucking "hurr i can't see my COSMETICS"
kys

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ETA till fps fixes?

Was icefrog always a madman? What was he like back in WC3 dota?

>>163020439
yeah, maybe it's just because they wanted to give him a shadowy stealth type and that led to dark pact which led to the dark ones?
does any other hero mention dark ones?
maybe the dark ones are like deep ones++

Ilexa is a boy!
Ilexa is a boy!
Ilexa is a boy!

>>163020578
lol

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>>163020419
So is Ilexa!

>>163020578
>You get inked in Dark Reef?
>They don't know what it's like inside. Right, Slark?

Does inked mean raped? What did KANG mean by this?

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>>163020642
Um dotard?

>>163020714
Yes dunce, do you think they could outright say "raped" in a game rated "E for Everyone"?

>>163020613
different dev back then

>>163020714
I believe "inked" refers to tattoos.

As in prison tattoos

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>lorefags

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How do I enable the green arrow skill indicator when I press skills to cast?

I think there was an option but it dissapeared after the patch.

whats the deal with centaur? top winrate this patch.

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>>163021107
>Heteroshits

>>163020801
>custom f-list
>say's he's a girl so he has to be a girl
LOL

>>163020439
They ARE unused voicelines after all.

>>163020843
so slark is a boypussy hero...

Why does he butcher the names so hard?

>>163021176
>No custom f-list
>Says she's a boy so she has to be a boy

Um dotard?????

>>163021152
He has always had a high winrate.

>>163020963
not always http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=inked&defid=8050111

>>163021152
He's one of those heroes that's broken as fuck but no one notices because it isn't flashy. Sort of like how viper is an auto win character even though he doesn't look it

How's Heroes of the Ancient's Legends these days?

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>>163021543

>>163021543
>3 up 15 down

okay buddy

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>>163011127
Monkey King is a melee hero with 300 range thanks to his staff

Phantom Lance should get 300 range cause of his lance.

>>163015163
wouldn't icefrog be homer?

>>163021859
Monkey King's based off a mythical figure that had an elongating staff (phrasing) you fucking dunce

What should my item order as Techies be?

>>163021859
dragon lance should extend the range of melee heroes attack but it only works on ranged heroes

>>163022041
bloodstone to kys

>>163022008
which is represented by his Q, not his attack range, dunce

>>163021859
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruyi_Jingu_Bang
Educate yourself, get your iq above 1k mmr

>>163022094
monkey king doesn't have quas

>>163022116
learn to read posts, newfag >>163022116

>>163021859
His staff is way longer than any other melee hero's weapon though because it magically EXTENDS.

>>163022041
Soul Ring, Arcane Boots, Dagon, Ghost Scepter

>>163022225
>>163022094

>>163022225
it does that in his first spell. Does he really extend his staff every time he attacks? I doubt that

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>even fucking pros say that mk has no reason to have extended range
>dotards rush to valves defense over this horsehit hero
stupid dumb dotard scum

why is KANG such a deep hero from folklore and wikipedia pages while all the other heroes are garbage?

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WE

WUZ

SLAVES

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c6/Monkey_rival_34.mp3

Where were you in the meme wars

>>163022564
>even in dota the white man keeps the KANGZ down
whew

>>163022550
>WHO IS ZEUS

>>163022564
fun part is he's talking about chen there
WE WUZ SLAVERS N SHIET

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>7days before Xmas

NYAHOOOO DOTURDS

TURDS

TUTUTUTUTUTUTJTJTTUTUTUREDS

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>>163022506
>hey lets give this hero a unique mechanic no one else has
>oh shit pros dont like it, shut it down

>>163022697
>white man damage controlling
SHUT IT DOWN THE KANGZ KNOW

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WE

WUZ

VEGAN

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/8f/Monkey_ally_34.mp3

>>163022731
is this you?
https://playdota.com/members/z01d.2598435/

post your country lad

what the fuck is this your base in under attack? i swear valve gets more and more retarded day by day

>>163022960
was that marching or munching?

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>>163023010
best country the world has ever seen.

>>163015157
>>Icefrog rejected Riot and Blizzard in favor of making his own game without interference of suits telling him what to do
No, he rejected their offers because Valve's was more profitable.

>>163023020
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/19/Dlc_stanleyparable_announcer_count_battle_30_10.mp3

>>163023167
Then he stole their ideas to create League of the Ancient Storms

has anyone else a bug where they can't leftclick on the minimap during a match? it happen after a few minutes (can't tell exactly) into a match

shit like this breaks the game, i have to literally scroll to an area if i need to see what's there

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So just from all the new ally quotes involving meme king

>he thinks AA wants to bang CM
>AM is an ultra serious hypocrite
>Silencer never shuts up
>Bane is "Pleasant to work with"
>Monkey King fucked Broodmother, of all things.
>He mistakes Clinkz for Clockwork
>He hits on almost every female hero possible
>Ironically, he hates all other animals, birds especially.
>Invoker is so much of an egomaniac he makes meme king look humble.
>Pugna wants everyone to see his nether ward
>Skywrath is a sub
>Terrorblade secretly loves his lesser form.
>Treant hates being climbed on
>Windrunner is a psychopath

>valve makes shit change
>gets called out by pro community
>gets called out by 2k community (reddit)
>stubbornly adds kda/lhd to top left to spite community
>stubbornly adds attributes hidden unless mouseouver to spite community

lol?

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wtf was this last update?

>hold curser still
>~115 fps

>move cursor
>~65 fps

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>>163023152
>against the foreign hordes
>3/5 of the guys in the top picture are foreign

WR X DROW DYKEFAGS BTFO
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/5b/Monkey_ally_53.mp3

>>163023417
americucks gonna cuck
in b4 some americuck says nationality is determined by a piece of paper or location of birth

>>163023417
Don't bother explaining this to the capitalist.

>>163023356
I understand you're being sarcastic, but seriously speaking, why would anyone assume Icefrog is beyond selling out, like he's some angel of balance sent from the heavens to bless this sinful earth?

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>49% Winrate

WE

WUZ

OP

>>163023417
white europeans are not the ones forming migrating foreign hordes

>>163018745
>>163012970
Is't 'inked' referring to a tattoo?

>>163020108
Slacks is 5k and is beyond shit

>>163023381
also he wants to become a fundamental

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>>163023152
what happens when the foreign horde is your own (wife's) son?

>>163023364
no one? no minimap leftclick bug for you guys?

>>163023585
he can't balance for shit though.
The lich nerfs were knee-jerk reactions
invoker OD were OP at shanghai and he let them stay OP through the entire major.
Leshrac storm gyro techies were OP at ti5 and he let them be first pick and ban.
Troll and sniper were dominating the entire game and he could have nerfed them easily REALLY EASY, instead he raped the entire game and fucked the jungle after 6 months of the same meta. I don't get him at all.

>>163017929
>>163018883

not sure why you so dense lol is on an another level when it comes to popularity. i know people from dota who play lol occasionally because their friends only play that. dota is almost nonexistent where i live and its also very unpopular in the us. 100m monthly unique players is pretty realistic if you realise it contains the people who play a few matches a month. and those people gonna play lol

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Place your bets

>>163023708
>white europeans
why the redundancy?

>>163023381
>AM is an ultra serious hypocrite
everyone knows that

>>163023964
>germany
>sweden

>>163023925
red

>>163023708
they did in the 17th century

>>163024002
Yes but now it's more blatent.

also the fucking bane reference on magnus.

>>163023152
american national pride is the funniest shit in the world

>>163023925
>radiant has mk and slardar
>dire has loser commander and dazzul

our girl cut her hair

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>>163023397
>open scoreboard
>move cursor
>get like 40 fps

This is on a 980Ti/i5 6600k machine. This is fucking ridiculous.

Is no one here actually playing the game or why is barely anyone complaining?

>>163014150
EG outdarfs enemy team and outfarms it with shit like veno who can jump in and fuck shit up if things go bad. And by the way, that last wings game, if wings woldnt fuck up that much in late game they would win since veno was falling out of game already to an underfarmed huskar. Stop picking jungle 24/7 fuckface, sometimes it can be really good when you can get away with it, hit your timings and fuck enemy up but usually it will result in people picking bh and ruining both your and your team's life. I bet you just pick 2nd, 3rd carry into jungle. I hope you retards die out.

>>163023925
we /lolg/ now

>>163024029
are well above 90% european with a few non-europeans
are you a cuck?

can someone link that antimage sfm with the 90s song under please

>>163024223
Nobody bothers me in the jungle mate. And I play with a stack that likes what I do.

>>163023925
>pl lancer
>winning a game
radiant all the way

>>163022739
>who is doom
>who is tiny

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>>163024194
complaining here does nothing

>>163020205
Camps go to sleep

>>163023925
THATS SO BADASS HOLY SHIT
SO AWESOME
>SO AWESOME
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>SO AWESOME
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This is the only thing I like about the new patch along with KANG

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>>163024315
nice

>>163024315
>I should be able to trade my phallic named Wobbufetts to a bunch of 8 year olds.

>>163024315
>first result is leddit
Hola redditor how's your first day in 4chan?

>>163024248
>a few non-europeans
have you ever visitied these countries? whites are a minority in in certain cites.

also add france, belgium and uk

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I just played an entire game without going back to base once what is this shit

>>163024116
its like a bear that fell for the honeypot (literal) and roars about how fucking great that honey is while its being quartered

>>163024536
>cities
lolno
ghettos maybe

>>163024457
The first results are always reddit. They pay Google for that spot, you know.

>bots now ward, then if they have a ward in their inventory, stand in that exact same spot for the full 8 minute ward duration so they can place their next one
>bots now wait in jungle for 4 minutes before going to lane for some reason
why the fuck does valve never test bot matches before releasing a patch

>he is so mentally cucked to words on a piece of paper he would allow them to deprive him of what he deserves if it said so
papi the harpy with inquiry marks around her head

>>163024537
this is a good thing. Going back to base is a waste of time innit?

>>163024457
pretty good hbu

so how exactly do you beat monkey king again? every game i see him in he rapes everything

>>163023925
GOD FUCKING DAMN SLARDAR IS SO FUCKING HOT

I WOULD LET HIM TAKE ME UP THE ASS GOD FUCKING DAMN

>>163012543
>I picked another core
Reported and ignored. Now kys

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>>163024753
sure

>>163024770
because there's community bots now. I wonder when we'll be allowed to queue in regular games with community bot allies in a special game mode. That would be nice

>>163024278
With stack it's ok, stack that can coordinate and carry game. But when you do it solo without putting any thoughts into it and as a result your lanes burn you deserve low prio.

>Nobody bothers me in the jungle mate.
>3k? Whenever I see jungle pick I go bh and fuck shit up, not only in enemy jungle but on enemy lanes.

>>163024903
>phonecuck

>>163024848
lane him vs ranged/duel

let the game progress past 20mins

wow you win

>>163024883
>americunt so retarded cant realise there are many different cultures, customs and laws within the eu
Sad!

It's been 5 days of 7.00. How do you like it?

I for one dont understand why so many things got overhauled, it's not better or worse, just different.

patch revert when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5FE8jyEOpU

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>uk
>shitskin refugees are all over the place
>local cucks are too afraid to complain because of "racist" accusation
>1400 Rotherham kids were raped by shitskin pakis

No wonder they suck at video games, can't be the winner with such a cuck mentality.

>>163024848
dots and slows

>>163025009
I watch esports and browse /d2g/ lying in my bed spooning my little sister. Try doing that with a desktop

>>163023925
I want to say top but for some magical reason they will fuck up and get wombo-comboed by read team so TEAM RED.

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>>163025051
New jungle sucks.
Talents are good.
MK is overpowered.
HUD sucks.
Shrines regen is too much.

That's about it.

>>163025009
atleast I'm not a redditor and besides I literally just woke up from a nap

>>163025025
STOP REPLYING TO HIM.
>spamming bullshit off cooldown despite getting no replies
YOU KNOW WHO IT IS

d2g just can't handle the banter

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MK's staff definitely extends when he's doing basic auto attacks, but only a little.

>>163025182
>my entire knowledge of a continent comes from /pol/ shitposters
Sad!

>>163025182
>Britain
>>163025138

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>>163025338
>>163025492
>>>>>banter

>>163025358
makes sense. He is gonna be nerfed anyway in the end.

>>163025358
while you're at it can you make an army of heroes and hit them with cleave to show the new cleave AoE?

>>163025338
its racists like you that have set back diversity 20 years.

>>163025358
Stop beating up on that poor donkey!

>>163025162
>>163025234
get off my board stupid stinky phoneposters

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>>163025214
almost as op as slark!

>he is not an anglo
wew lad

>>163025679
>It's the shitty dotabuff winrate decides if a hero is broken or not.
cringe.

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>Playing Riki
>Had to pause for 2 minutes
>Enemy unpauses
>Come back, already underleveled
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1cp9s5Gvy0&t=52s
>No survivors, end up 26/2/13

Works every single time

>>163025663
you misspelled european

>>163025358
All heroes should have some unique or slightly OP gimmick like this.

You know, like they did in dota 1 before icefrog started rebalancing the meta for dota 2's esports scene.

>>163025767
so your hurt feelings matter more than data?

>Community bots
It is only a matter of time until someone makes a PA bot that stop attacks for 100% crit

>>163025797
do you know what a peon is anon

BEST GIRL IS STREAMING

>>163025790
wtf i didnt know this

>>163025879
>Two TI winners in Bulldog and Suma1l say he's broken.
>B-BUT THE DOTABUFF.
cringey 2k twat.

>>163025912
yea it's you #rekt

>>163025925
wtf?
Soe isn't streaming.

>>163025925
sheep?

>>163025925
Literally who?

>you'll be free in this country goy, for real this time! praise the founding fathers :D

Holy shit guys I cannot stand this patch. I need some new game to play. No moba, no WoW. Please guys.

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>>163026053
>>163026054
>>163026167
homosexuals please leave the premises

>>163026010
>the opinions of two pros matter more than millions of games played

Why does doom get fucked for being a hero who counters everyone but silencer is left alone?

>>163026273
ds3