/srg/ - Speedrunning general

If your speedgame isn't on speedrun.com, you're a giant autist.

Don't mind this post, I just don't wanna be a new IP cakeboy later in the thread.

>>162991209
collectivist shithead

>>162993121
>>>/r/eddit
this is a conservative board

>>162993121
who is we?

>Somebody finds a new major skip in a game
>"Yeah I don't really want to do that let's just run the old route instead"
>Speedrunning

>>162994859
>every community that isn't for a 3D Zelda game in a nutshell

>Find a 1 digit memory value change in a game that makes the game faster
>Have it get labeled "major glitch"

I'm autistic?

>>162994859
>>162995116
I got HOT things in store for you in 2017.

place your bets on who will be the first to cuck werster

a) his wife's son's father
b) his brother
c) stiv
d) other (mention in reply)

>>162996918
his brother already cucked him once

>>162997056
specifically referring to his new relationship

Musicianship is almost as useless a skill as speedrunning.

>>162991705
good idea

>>162996918
Cosmo

>>163002418
>tfw anorexic with cancer

pie is...

reposting this from last thread because I want YOU (yes you reading this post) to speedrun these awful games also because I want to see more games on speedrun.com

post ending in 0 - The Ant Bully (PS2, GCN, GBA, Wii, PC)
post ending in 1 - Looney Tunes: Back in Action (PS2, GBA, GCN)
post ending in 2 - Men in Black II: Alien Escape (PS2, GCN)
post ending in 3 - The Polar Express (GBA, PC, GCN, PS2, PS3, PS4)
post ending in 4 - SpyHunter (PS2, Xbox, GCN, GBA, PC)
post ending in 5 - Hulk (GBA, GCN, PS2, Xbox, PC)
post ending in 6 - Rampage: Total Destruction (GCN, PS2, Wii)
post ending in 7 - Catwoman (GBA, GCN, PC, PS2, Xbox)
post ending in 8 - Monster House (PS2, GCN, GBA, DS)
post ending in 9 - Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis (GCN, Xbox)

what game will you route and speedrun post videos in the thread if anyone actually does any of these

>>163004859
why did you spoiler?

>>163004098
Based as h*ck

>Diddeh streaming
based!
>mic
unbased

>>163006997
frick man

when did the randomizer meme start? haven't been following the "community" and now I see it everywhere

Newfag who wants to learn to run Ratchet and Clank reporting in, where do I start?
Does anyone from Speedrun.net frequent this place?

>>163011494
there should be stuff from there you can look into
might be ppl here but more of twitter community
this place is dead and let it stay that way

>super monkey ball on sr.com
>pauses
>pausesless

lmfao

>>163011494
why did you spoiler?

>girl just invited me over to her apartment
this is it lads

you're all shitposting about trannies and im about to get it in

>>163012993
get what in?

>>163013063
My dick in a pussy!

>>163013206
O_O

>>163004859
arthurblues, make a better list that involves last two digits, then i'll do it.

>>162993121
why did you delete?

>>163002418
why did you delete?

>>163014035
>>163015068
this meme sucks

>>163015682
remove the bot

>>163013206
Your dick in a dick?

>>163004859
speedrun this game instead im too lazy to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUZZPz-MWEY

>>163013312
>de headcrab face

The God Gamer Stigma

go die

hey i was wondering does anyone have any videos of coolmatty

The The God Gamer Stigma Stigma

kill

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>>163021891

>>163022514
TORSO LIKE A FUCKING KIDNEY BEAN

>>162991209
nice try pac we* aren't gonna give you more ad revenue
*we in this context referring to the speedrunning communities that refuse to use src

>>163022514
thanks

>>163023751
I'm not pac, but you can just use adblock. The website is still better than whatever shit wiki your game uses.

>>163022705
don't disrespect kidney bean-kin

who /strimmin/ now

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>/ourgirl/ narcissa finally got her twitch account back

Apologize.

>>163026325
shouldn't he have transitioned to hitbox

Come my lady come come my lady

>>163022514
>>163026325

What's her @

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>Last time I checked out GTA Vice City was when people started finding crazy skips involving the replay function
>Check leaderboards again today
>World record is at 12 minutes

What the fuck happened?

>>163026824
You forgot the *inhale voice*

That's the most important part.

>>163027426
shutup morongay

*screams* medievil

>>163026325
he quit because he "outgrew" the platform.

then realized no one was giving money to his patreon so he had to rejoin.

just end it already cosmo.

any word on the emerald 4 star run yet

>>163028714
tbfrank he came back because twitch now allows people to stream their real lives in the "IRL" category

Anime. Sucks!!!!!!

>>163028714
she left because twitch wouldn't let her stream herself taking a nap and came back because now they will

>>163028983
any word on the emerald battle frontier all gold symbols run by our boi yet

has pie started ttyd like he said he would yet?

>>163029439
who cares about pie when our boys are racing watch dogs 2 right now

>>163029609
but pie is our boi too

>>163026325
why wont he just go away? I hate people who at first act like they dont want anything to do with something anymore but feel the need to hang around all the time like they are still important. Fuck off cosmo. stop hovering over the community like anyone needs you anymore

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>>163029690

>>163029439
>pie did two weeks of his "sunday school" meme which I actually enjoyed
>never seen again
Sounds like pie, frick man.

>>163029171
>she
>her
kill yourself

>>163030746
why? for using correct pronouns?

>>163030970
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>>163031103
except for me

>>163031230
and our girls narci, croni, and claris

>>163031103
word word WORD

how come you guys aren't namedropping me any more???

EVERY

/yunghoneybun
Super Metroid practice get in here

>>163031230
>>163031324
ESPECIALLY them

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based FUCKING ˢᵏᵉᶫᵉᵗᵒᶰᵇᶦᶫᶫ

>>163031626
what the fr*ck???

>>163031482
>a donate button with less than 10 followers
lol

>>163031787
>be a literal meme
>somebody memes
>h-hey man, I don't know you
>yeah, totally exposed him

>>163032141
>>163031787
post the pictures of his profile from that message board

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>>163032317
thiz one?

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>>163032703
yeah thats it

>21 years old

>>163029171
Sleeping still isn't allowed in IRL.

Imagine advertising your stream on srg when you have a donate button

imagine waking the dog

>>163035859
okay

*imagines advertising my stream on srg when i have a donate button*

>>163032126
I've made a whole $5

im finished you canstop now

DSS was in Trihex's chat and wasnt a sub still. Come on man, messed up.

>>163037386
do u need the reminder
https://www.twitch.
tv/sylux98/v/15188018

Imagine still trying to make yourself go viral on a dead speedrunning thread on an imageboard

>>163037564
doesn't dss sub to witwix tho? conning people out of 20k is way worse than anything trihex ever did

>>163037710
>still crying
its mentioned during the thing
dss must have reasons
prob network shit

>>163037987
not crying about anything just pointing our that dss is fake as shit for crying about trihex not finishing something because people were giving him money for it while being buddy buddy with the biggest conman in speedrunning history

>>163038302
he needs that 250 man

Recommend me good speedrunning games.

>>163032126
Marxists OUT!

Honestly can't remember the last time I didn't get heckled by chavs when going out.

is there a point to speedrunning without an audience

>>163041286
building one for twitch bux

if you stream long enough you're bound to get somebody, then roll 3 minute ads and thank every donation for another 5 minutes real talk flex brb

does anyone have that pic from reddit with siglemic saying very concisely why VC was shit and cosmo writing like 10 paragraphs defending VC

>>163042725
okay, so why do people here have such a sour attitude about people who actually stream, both those who are very successful and those just starting out?

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>>163043493

>>163043727
oh it was sda not reddit

thanks senpai

>>163043493
because the sweet spot is in the middle

before you go out of control and rise to the top and are hated for having sustainable income for playing video games
and as you start off for having the idea you may one day be there

>>163043769
disregard i suck cocks, just saw the dark background

>>163043727
>unironically writing ~ after a sentence
This guy is gonna come out as a tranny sooner or later isn't he?

>>163043727
Sig sounds like an idiot in this and I even agree with separating inaccurate versions.

>>163044187
You don't insult people you want to persuade, but it's not like he's wrong.

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>>163043727
>why can't other speedgamers not be gay?

sig triggered poor narci

>>163043545
Bitter stream monsters hate people who get deserved attention

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how low can a streamer go

>>163044887
>>163044758

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>>163027207

> people started finding crazy skips involving the replay function

>What the fuck happened?

>people started finding crazy skips involving the replay function

>>163013996
i didn't make the last list, but I'll make a new one. this one is trash.

>>163043727
>fought for no version separation and for people to use the fastest versions to the point where he bought an obscure chinese console to get better times
>now complains that speedrunning is stupid and arbitrary because there's no standardization
sig didn't need to wright a thesis to prove he was right in the end

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>boi #RealTalk i made u and i can unmade u. #Reality #StreamerLife nigguh

Death.

DEATH to ALL tranny FREAKS.

where the H[capital asterisk]CK is the werster stream

>>163045937
word word WORD

>>163046096
>>163046296
xD

>>163046576
Thanks for the (You), senpai!

>>163046641
remove bot

>>163043727
>centralized leaderboards was brought to us by someone that no one knew of or heard of about a year later
Cosmo had no excuse to not make the SRL leaderboards. They should of just dropped the whole subject of it completely.

>>163047709
>>163047812
>actually listing doubles
How new

never heard of half of these, but i'll roll
>>163047709
>>163047812
>>163047925

>>163047709
>>163047812
>>163047925
>all hold right nes games

>>163048023
You don't hold right in Super Jeopardy.

>>163047871
expose him

>>163048296
the exposure has already happened

>>163044521
He's wrong about multiple things. The only thing he's right about is standardizing the version the community prefers. His justification for doing so is bad (laziness isn't the reason people don't want to buy new consoles, and honestly who gives a fuck if you cater to lazy people or not?), and he entertains the idea of banning all other versions, which is fucking stupid.

what did he mean by this

>>163049546
>his smile and optimism: gone

>>163049546
is this loss?

>>163049546
Is this loss?

>>163051491
the fuck

>>163051491
who is this cute girl and what is her name?

>>163051491
>he's actually falling for this succubus' trap after all the warnings

Soon, lower level players will begin weaponizing speed succubi for the sole purpose of eliminating their competition.

>almost killed puncayshun, but he remembered that 3d > 2d
>actually killed f, chopped up his body and ate it
>now hunting sk8r

make sure if you need anything from skater's channel, you get it now before he deletes it. also, who is next?

>>163054230
does anyone know squid's type of girl? asking for a friend

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>>163054309
he's obsessed with shemales that's why he dated cronikeys

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-_- ah, speedrunning, i dont deny that ive dabbled briefly with it: mostly in the segmented form factor.

one of my more impressive runs exists via tony hawks pro skater 1, enjoy, i suppose -_-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IiDfAyNKH0

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left or right?

>>163057174
can i choose the anime in the picture instead?

>>163057174
Left_

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>>163057371
know the truth

>>163057174
>league of legends shirt
theres only one choice then

>>163014925
>>163036106
>>163049579
why did you delete?

>>163058797
delete this bot

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>>163058797
holy shit mods confirmed for politically correct tranny nutters. hotpocket-san please dont le ban me

stop being epic

Simply ebain

kys

no u

>>163065794
horned SLUT

>>163047709
>>163047812
>>163047925

>NES and 3 PC games

kek

>>163057174
I would pound the FUCK out of the one on the right holy SHIT

>>163067121
have fun with Side Pocket :)

>>163067121
>>163067250
thanks for the late responses!

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Killing this thread

>>163067616
why did you delete?

>>163070715
why didn't you sage?

>>163047709
>>163047812
>>163047925
rolling

>>163073482
thanks for the late response!

Samura1man is running SMS rn! :o

>>163054945
imagine thinking that that's an impressive run.

>>163075779
thanks for the late response!

Imagine thinking whatever meme game you run is more impressive than 120 star.