/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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The geth did nothing wrong.

>>162962586
>On the internet, no one knows you are geth

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I like Jack

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>>162962269
good OP until you realize he's most likely a Talifag

I'm starting to actually care, and have hopes about Andromeda. Help me.

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>>162963187
Tali is a good character.

>>162962586
How do they keep getting past the captcha?

>>162963187
An OP with good taste? That seems wrong

>>162963265
I'm in it for the femtur

>>162963390
buying the passcode
>Around Geth
>Never forget

>>162963265
Why would you set yourself up for disappointment AGAIN

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The color of background amuses me.

>>162963390
Legacy captcha does not ask whether or not you are a synthetic, it simply asks for easily decoded information.

>>162963578
Incorrect. We have reached the consensus that you lust for homosexual penis 87% of the time and your conflagration would be similar to that of a bundle of sticks.

>>162963671
That's why I need help. I know, rationally, that it's likely to just be Inquisition all over again, but I can't help but hope it's not.

>>162963265
Peebee exists

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Reminder that cozy and cuddly Tali is best Tali.

>>162964043
Serious question about her: is there anyone who doesn't actually work for Bioware who likes her? Because I haven't seen a single positive comment about her yet on any website, despite her getting focused on by advertising

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>>162964695
Don't you see the female protagonist was modelled from fucking Sarkeesian abomination?
Now think again.

>>162964695
Tons of people on reddit like her. I'd assume tumblr is the same.

>>162965997
Tumblr has a handful of fans of her, but most of them want to fuck Vetra. Most common complaints are the name, and that she's just going to be Liara again

>Don't even get a glimpse at Morinth's body after Samara is done with her
Did she pop her skull like a melon?

Its hard to take human supremacists seriously when humanity in Mass Effect represents the progressive, ultra-liberal non-binary homosexual Canadian vision of the future. It is as disgusting as watching a tumblrina throwing their weight around because they are assured that the future is theirs.

Andromeda is supposed to be analogous to the American conquest of the frontier, as evidenced by Bioware's shameless appropriation of Johnny Cash. However, as everyone who read a history book knows, this was a genocidal and violent process. How can they channel it when they are so committed to liberal homosexuality and effeminacy? It is wholly incongruent, like a transwoman trying to act hard.

>>162966981
She voived her bowls

>>162967294
>Andromeda is supposed to be analogous to the American conquest of the frontier
Well they're doing a shitty job at it cause I haven't got that vibe at all

>as evidenced by Bioware's shameless appropriation of Johnny Cash.
Wait what? Where? When?

>>162964695
I think that Mac prefers her as the main female character. When questioned about Vetra, he sounded entirely unenthusiastic, and immediately sought to redirect the attention to the relationship between PB and Vetra.

>>162967681
so, that means PB's going to be shit and Vetra will most likely be a god-tier character, yeah?

>>162967681
>i think that Mac prefers her as the main female character.
What a fag

>>162967497

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG8V9dRqSsw

>>162967821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIzH6UcoW4&t

With a voice like that, he cannot be a fag. I was disappointed when I actually heard it, as I expected him to have a nasally, reedy and highpitched whiny voice as befitting his weaselly character. But his voice is too noble.

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>>162967825
>Canadian faggots stealing America's manliest song for their SJW fudgepacker game

>>162967825
Oh god dammit.
first of all that is some shameless shit, Johnny could kick the shit out of everyone at bioware, even in his current state.

second they completely missed out on a conquistadors and aztecs approach to the game. FUCKING IDIOTS

The old West don't got shit to do with first contact.

>>162967797
The exact opposite of Mac's opinion is usually a good bet, I believe

>>162967958
>With a voice like that, he cannot be a fag
He sounds like a bitch who's never been in a fight

>>162968080
Fuckin Canadians, thinking they know shit about history

>>162967294
>humanity in Mass Effect represents the progressive, ultra-liberal non-binary homosexual Canadian vision of the future.
Where? How could I miss it?

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>waiting for your order, /meg/; do we save the Andromeda development team or hold back?

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>ywn forcefully push Red Sand on the Andromeda races to make more money
>ywn summarily crush them when their governments try to ban it

>>162968471
Blast them, give all development materials to polyaks from CD Project then. Give them a couple of beer.

>>162967797
More likely he will lavish all his (and by extension the writing team's) attention on Beepbeep's quirkiness and randomness, while fobbing Vetra off to some intern, making the final product as cardboard as Nyreen

>>162968080
This is cultural appropriation desu

>>162968257
The Systems Alliance is basically the butch lesbian version of Halo's UNSC. It is obvious that it was written by civilians without the slightest knowledge of military structure or culture, not even an amateur's interest was put in. It is risible to look at. They can't even get the ranks right FFS

>2nd Lieutenant
>1st Lieutenant
>Staff Lieutenant
>Lieutenant Commander
>Staff Commander
>Captain/Major
>Rear Admiral/General
>Admiral
>Fleet Admiral

In no goddamn universe is a Navy captain not a Colonel rank equivalent or a Lt Cdr not a Major equivalent. Why didn't they just use Colonel instead of Major without all the stupid make-believe ranks in-between? They can't even get these basics right

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I'm thinking about replaying the trilogy. Last time I played a custom femshep that was pretty much in the middle of paragon and renegade. This time I'm playing sheploo and either going to go full paragon or full renegade.

Which should I pick, guys?

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>>162970889
Go renegade and romance Jack

>>162971025
I'm torn between Jack, Tali, and Kaidan

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>>162971362
Don't be a fag. Pick Jack.

>>162971440
She's a cutie but she's only around for one game. Maybe I want more substance in my romance!

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>>162969741
Welp, i am expected more about ME society, not about Alliance military structure (which can be confusing and annoying even now, see usa naval vs usa air). It's quite interesting which rankings space fleet will pick, naval or airforse.
What I noted during the ME trilogy
>Earth dont have united government, there is still shitholes on earth, SJW still circlejercing in 1st world countries.
>Neocons are more common than libcucks
>Alliance backed good old Mengele-style human experiments, even in ME 1
>Witchhunt during First Contact War
>half of the game you kill human criminals, personally i don't met a single libcuck criminal IRL
>slavs in space
>THE FUCKING CERBERUS
Ironically, ME is basically mid 80s - current world (USA) in space. SJW still too loud and flooded mass media, but military and governments (and kikes ruling them all) don't give a single fuck. Another words - normie world.

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>>162971506
Then buy citadel. Jack is worth it.

Tali's best girl. go paragon, but take the renegade interrupts that make you a badass

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>>162972071
>Tali's best girl
I disagree

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>>162971362
Tali's is pretty much objectively the best of those desu, builds up slowly and ties in well with 3's story especially around Rannoch.

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>>162972194
>Tali's is pretty much objectively the best of those
I disagree with you as well

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>>162972153
I know
Jack's my second favorite, just wish she'd be in 3 more

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>>162972390
>just wish she'd be in 3 more
Yeah.... Me too.

http://orig13.deviantart.net/b58b/f/2015/051/8/9/asari_patreon_celebration__by_masscomics-d8ivj10.jpg

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>Hi Sloane
>I'm Pathfinder.

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Goodnight. See you guys tomorrow.

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>>162962269
Shepard is coming home, right guys?

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>>162974567

>>162974567
of course not
he built a new one on Rannoch

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>>162974567
Obviously.

>>162974339

'night anon.

So /meg/ I had an idea, when and if I go contracting, want me to bring you all pictures?

>>162977714

okay

>>162977795

Yup.

>>162977795
>when and if I go contracting
Fah wat?

But yeah bring pics or didn't happen

>>162977862
I think I have an N7 patch that came with one of my collector editions, Ill put that on my plate carrier just to prove its me, and well for the lols.
>>162977920
A Serb friend of mine got on with a company in the US after he finished in the army and wanted me to join him, so Ill be going to some third world shit hole to guard an embassy or teach nogs to shoot different nogs.

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>>162979120
I don't understand.

>>162977795
You should stay in your own country and become a Contact Soldier

>>162980540
*Contract

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>>162979120

>>162971526
>Slavs in space

More like North American accents in space. The only thing Slav about the characters Petrovsky, Mikailovich etc was their name, they may as well just have left them as Space Yankees. In fact, the only other nationalities other than US and Bong they bothered to distinguish was the French like Dr Michel and that Alliance officer in the Colonist backstory quest.

Even more unforgivably then the voices and appearances, in terms of cultural attitudes, they were either non-existent or crude caricatures like Kasumi the gook. The only thing that comes remotely close to the expression of the Slav character was the codex entry of that Russian miner who carved "there's nothing here" while drunk into the surface of the planet with a laser while drunk.

Otherwise these fucking Canadians need not have bothered, their "diverse" humanity is nothing more than a lazy North American view of multiculturalism where everyone speaks English with their disgusting, womanly pronunciation and only differ in their ethnic names

>>162963380

She's not, but that's okay, Mass Effect is pulp sci-fi.

>>162980540
Problem with that is PMC's are not legal here.

>>162980940
Not PMC, contract soldier in the regular army, where pay is shit and you work with mostly criminals etc

>>162967958

First time I've actually seen Andromeda gameplay, it looks pretty good tbqh.

>>162968471
save them, because I'm a Mary Sue fag

>>162977360
I want to rape a quarian normie. Not an extremely pretty or intelligent one like Tali with distinguished background, just a regular one who is plain and would not expect to be singled out for assault.

>>162981338

Intelligent and distinguished background I give you, but how we know that Tali is exceptionally pretty for a quarian? According to Javik all of them could be 8/10 and Tali may be middling

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Oy vey, good morning goyims

>>162981027
Oh sorry, I misunderstood.
But I live in Canada, I dont want to defend people who undermine my interests, hate my people and actively seek to replace me, because its 2016.

I dont want to stand between the kebabs and the masses undeserving of protection from the vicious animals the want to keep as pets.

When the bombs go off I want to be snug in my house with all my mags loaded and a room full of canned food.

But if the conflict was still going in Chechnya I would go back. I actually miss it, in a way.

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>just beat the suicide mission for the first time, on insanity difficulty, and everybody lived
It's all downhill from here, isn't it?

>>162981674
Then go back and be a kontraktniki in Russia

>>162981894
Sadly I dont like Putin ether, he would probably just throw me in Jail.

>>162981629

Morning

>>162982058
Nah, that not gonna happen, tovarish. Foreigners still almost untouchable in Russia unless you do something really stupid. Or illegal.
And chechnya already calm for ten years. Try InIngushetia or Dagestan. Or you can be a semi-legal contract warrior in Middle East. They pay you, but if you will beheaded or smth - they don't know you.

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>>162982769
Mornin.
>>162983091
You do know I still have Russian citizenship(Mostly just to go see family once in a while) and Im a nationalist who has had ties to an organization that had most of its members arrested and fled to Ukraine last year.

That being said Im going to be apart of the next great conflict, perhaps Ill go to Germany and teach WG how to shoot his wife's boyfriend.

>>162983306
Ukraine is meme and nobody gives a shit about Ukraine anymore in Russia. So, if you have foreign citizenship and you not gonna dance with ukrainian flag in front of Red Scuare and shout Putin's name - you safe.

>>162962269

legion is best girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiRDJLcYua0

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Kelly heard all the details and walked away, but the General wanted to tell her something. ''Kelly Chambers, give me a favor. Make sure that Alliance Resistance is done. And before going after artifact, stop Brooks. She will try to sabotage our energy production lines and destroy our files. If you'll win, the Advanced Research Complex will be in your debt. And you will be rewarded. Now go... and give them Hell.'' he said.

>>162968674
>cd projekt
>good

>>162970889
Go paragon Sheploo, romance no one, leave Kaidan alive, shoot him in the stomach in 3

>>162962269

just a reminder that jack and tali have herpes

>>162987059
maybe Jack

but Tali is a virgin up until Shepard goes balls deep

>>162987127
>but Tali is a virgin up until Shepard goes balls deep

is this cannon? she does seem a little shy.

>>162987351
She's never opened her suit to anyone else, maybe her mother and father but that's it

That said, there's nothing stopping her having nerve stim exclusive relationships, so she's confirmed virgin in the sense that she's never been boned

>>162987425
>so she's confirmed virgin in the sense that she's never been boned

neat. in all my playthroughs, ive never romanced tali because her accent annoys me and because i assumed space gypsies would have herpes.

>>162987559
I've never romanced Liara for the same reason, every other voice actor really came into their own by the third game, but she stayed the same, kind of annoying, going to give it a go though

>>162987746

yeah her voice is a bit bland but it suits her character.

>>162962269

just wondering: does mordin have a penis or a cloaca?

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>>162977795
Sure. Could be fun. As long as it doesn't land you in trouble that is.

>>162981629
Do malequars have large masks to fit their big noses?

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>>162988849
Here's the second fic I wrote yesterday I think

Mornin' /meg/

>>162988849
>>162988932
Great to see some new fics, saved them. The Jack story is well done and I like that Xen is known for her cakes.

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>>162988849
Kinda looks like it

>>162989537
Morning

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>>162989987
Thanks!
Have another reasonably new fic.

Also my face is swollen, more so on one side. Feels bad man.

>>162990303
just realised how terrible the field of view must be out of that mask

Citadel is best done after Horizon, right?

>tfw they didn't get Adam Baldwin to voice Reeger again so they killed him off in an e-mail

>>162991571
No, do it right before assaulting TIL base

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Your room on the 182nd floor overlooks the conference room she'll be located in. While that specific room is protected by both two inches of aluminium oxynitride glass and kinetic barriers, those armour-piercing rounds will be enough to get through the glass, while the other team cuts the power to the shield generators.
You'll have to choose who takes the shot, Shepard, and who works their way down from the roof to the target to grab the holographic memory drive she's carrying.

>>162991571
Yes, after Horizon. Necessary to complete Sanctuary for Miri to be at the party,

>>162992021
Isn't that right after Horizon?

>>162992069
Just a reminder that the average temp on Illium is 60-something centigrade and you can only love on ground levels close to the poles

>>162992208
Actually yeah it is

I never remembered what Horizon was called, I only remembered it as Sanctuary

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So I was about to post something but apparently I was banned.

But the wired thing is, the ban was from October 4th to October 7th. Why the fuck was I just seeing that now?

>>162992665

It's a bit fucky sometimes. I once had a ban on my phone from six months prior to seeing it.

>>162992225

Northern latitudes, it is.

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>>162974567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziOYk_NLxw4
Shepard never quits anon

>>162993405
Reminder that Shepard is under several thousand pounds of concrete and steel, and even if he's not crushed he may still die of dihydration

>>162992225
Or on skyscraper
>average earth temperature at 1-2 km is 0-6 celsius

I want a quest where I'm hunting a pirate through 3 different systems, until he finally gets to his main base.

>>162968132
>even in his current state

You mean dead, right? Because Johnny Cash is dead.

I'm currently playing the Omega DLC as an adept, and for some reason, my pull goes through shields
I'm lifting centurions that have full shields without a problem, like I suddenly got that upgrade from Lash for the Pull ability. Is this normal?
Also, how do I beat the last fight on insanity? I already know it's gonna fuck me up hard, only did it as an infiltrator so far

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>>162994669

>>162994048
Even if he survived isn't he going to be all kinds of jacked up since most of the implants/reaper tech Cerberus used to bring him back are fried?

>>162994774
Rush to the far right as soon as it starts and work your way around.

>>162995147
Says the reaper.

>>162995227
Sure. Says the reaper child. Destroy is the only valid ending tbqh. Anything else is reaperwin. Isn't the synthesis ending pretty much the same as throwing all organics on the proverbial dragons tooth?

>>162995310
>Isn't the synthesis ending pretty much the same as throwing all organics on the proverbial dragons tooth?
More or less, they get to keep most of their minds though

>>162995462
Only for a generation or two I would suspect.

>>162995310
yup. synthesis is turning the entire galaxy into husks, control is Shep becoming Harbinger, Destroy is winning the war

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>>162965628
>no niggers or other shitskins
it-its so perfect...

>>162994774
After some more testing, it looks like I can pull people as long as they got their shield from a shield pylon. Is this a known bug?

>>162996087
dunno I always play soldier

>>162995763
Yes, I like the little nod you get from Anderson when the destroy cinematic starts going. Like "awww yesss, Shep u done kept it rill."

Idk if it plays for the other endings because I refuse them every time.

>>162996483
wait...there are endings other than Destroy?

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>>162996587
Only if you're a faggot

>>162996587
No

>>162995763
That's what seems right, all things considered. Remember that the only people saying that you can coexist with the reapers or control them were indoctrinated at the time.

Sucks that they added the 'good' destroy ending later. Game released with synthesis being the 'best' possible ending, making people still defend it even after the better destroy ending shows that the tech destroyed can still be rebuilt.

>The production delay isn't for graphics improvements
>It's because they didn't make a Vetra or Drack romance, and Bioware didn't expect them to be popular

how do you react, /meg/?

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>>162997162
CRASHING THIS FRANCHISE

>>162990730
>my face is swollen

oh no

why did you fuck the turian eddy

>>162996779
>even tumblrinas choose desultory
But I saw some people claiming you're genocidal monster if you choose destroy, on mass effect wiki

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>>162997224
why not fuck the turian?

>>162997336
He's...

CONTAMINATED.

>>162997306
>looks down on tumblrinas
>is a phoneposter
kek

>>162997446
wat, I'm posting from my PC

>>162997629
>auto correct

>>162997224
I'm sorry guys. She just, wiggled her hips, you know how I get around wiggly hips. Then it just happened, I was in her home with her screeching madly in pleasure. It hurt my ears, and there are bruises everywhere.
She gave me her number too.

>>162997563
stt_victim_being_euthanized

if you bump alone, you bump for Hitler

>>162997563
Auschwitz doctor treats an SS soldier after camp brothel accidentally employed a Jewish prisoner (colored, 1943)

>>163000494
Funny joke my dude

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>>162911473
>>162911624
>>162911727

Finished the FemQuar / Human Soldier followup from their first encounter. Let me know what you think.

As always, english is not my mother's tongue, so expect sloppy writting and grammatical mistakes a bit everywhere. Apologies in advance.

Hope you enjoy the story.

>>163004013
How the hell do you even see anything with those on?

>>163004013
>DAMN IT
>MAN DOWN
>SQUAD KEEP MOVING!

>>163004013

Reminder that Cerberus is a white supremacist organization.

>>163004013
Damn mate. Im on the train and now i have to hide my boner

A waifu with beautiful eyes!

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>>162997162
Nah, after Garrus and Thane Bioware should be perfectly aware of the number of xenophiles among their fan base.

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>>163006361

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>>163006509
DELETE

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>>163004737
this is fucking ____lewd

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so I made an alien /meg/, do you think it would fit in MA universe

>>163007330
>almost human except a few cosmetic differences

Yep, that will fit right in to ME

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>>163007330
also what should I do with the eyes

>>163007330
>very humanoid-looking

Yes. Better yet, make it literally a human body, but add some shit on the scalp instead of hair.
Could even be all gay male to get some progressive points.

>>163007487
well, that was an intent, easy to rig with plenty of tutorials laying around on youtube

>>163007330
>>163007510

What are the thoughts behind it, bruh?

>>163008389
project at the uni, model, rig and texture humanoid character, first time doing it
I still didn't texture it tho, just made normal map

>>163009679

I meant behind the design itself. 'Lore'. so to speak.

>>163007330
I like it.
Now add a pair of alien-tits.

Which program did you use?

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>>163006361
Waifu with bedroom eyes?

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Which one of you commissioned this?

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/aka6/472679/Worst-girl-gets-fucked-stupid

>>163010217
hmm, well they are evolved frog people, predatory, hunting land criters from the water
global warming, thinking of the atmosphere kills most of them, others adjust, scales form on top of the head and back, as it is the most exposed part of body during hunting of the land critters

also their society forms around quality first, as their numbers are low because of their on going process of adjusting their breeding with the constantly temperature rising planet (thick atmosphere makes sun kill most of babies who form in the shallows)
I guess they can be Prothean-like asshole Empire

>>163013737
*thinning of the atmosphere

>>163010383
Zbrush sculpting software easy to use if you have a draw pad, exported it to 3dsmax afterwards as normal/bump map

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>>163006361

>>163013105

Some guy that writes stories on HF.
>that comment section
It's like Youtube. Everyone has wrong opinions.

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Shape > size

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>>163006361

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Pretty dead.

>sword
>two knives
>shotgun pistol

Sure.

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SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

>>163019149
bitch got that ripley ass

>>163019175
What's the point of that figure if you can't even impregnate that?

>>163019175
I wonder how long it took Shep to introduce Tali to musicals

Captured Miranda sucking off Anderson's BBC at gunpoint while a cuffed Illusive Man must watch.
There are also two asari in the background (sadly not Liara), one of which has dress that bares her stomach and breasts.

>http://i.imgur.com/RRqHeKz.jpg

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>>163019316

He slimmed down the hips, for some reason.

>>163019669
>Turians mercs in the background.
>man human genitalia look weird.

>>163019669
big deal, it's not like miri is his daughter or something

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>>163004737
m-moar?

>>163020193

What do you mean?

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>>163019329
just gotta grab on and enjoy the ride

>>163022264

this
>cuffed Illusive Man must watch.

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>>163019329
>What's the point of that figure if you can't even impregnate that?

If there's a will, there's a way

>>163019428
you think Tali would like Les Miserables?

>>163020726
Maybe later, why not.
I'm taking a little break from writefagging right now.
If anyone has a good website to recommend so that I can put everything I wrote so far I'm all ears.

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>page 10

Anyone tried that controller mod? Any good?

Why is /meg/ so slow today ?
Do I have to say that the Endings are fine or that Miranda is best girl to get people back ?

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>>163029438
I've been here all day on my phone. just posting Jack n'shit

But yeah its been slow, I think it's cause all the gameplay trailer hype is over.

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>>163029438
>>163029672
Hmm actually I just realized that's the first Jack pic I've posted all day.

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>>163029830

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>>163030059

>>163029830
>>163030059
>>163030214

got any pics of jack with long hair?

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>>163030214
So is anyone else here? What are you guys doing? I'm watching Always Sunny, "Mac's big break"

>>163030639
Yeah but they're kinda "meh"

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>>163030639
here' a shitty shop found

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Ayy

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>>163031253

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>>163030715
I'm watching some Youtube dumb videos before going back to my ME1 playthrough. Didn't went very far, I'm still at the first Citadel visit.

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>>163031424

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>>163031304
CUTE
U
T
E

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>>163031674

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>>163031674
She kinda reminds me of Pocahontas

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>>163031892

>>163032062
yeah i see it.

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>>163032109
that's all that long haired Jack pics i got

>>163032109
>>163032267
I honestly really like these 2

>>163032332
yeah they're my favorites. i don't know who made them though

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are there any green eyed waifu's in ME apart from Shiala and Tevos?

>>163032267
Whait a minute
Is that hershlag?

>>163032518
>asari
>other than samara
>good

>>163004737
>femquar
is it about shooting the femquar? if not, no thanks.

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>>163032647
But Shiala is the only other Asari besides Samara that has a good heart

>>163032647
>Is that hershlag
i can't tell, i thought it was Keira Knightley. you could be right

>>163005880
>getting a boner from cerberus
you meant the femquar fic right below that, right?

>>163032518
WG

>>163032647
>Is that hershlag?
yes

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>>163031801

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While i understand your desire to off yourself, page 9 is not a cool place to be

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>>163034982
>"Hey Shepard, ugh...so what do you think about me and Tali?

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>>163035274
She thinks you're the best gay best friend a girl could ask for

>>163035274
"Oh, she asked you about a threesome too? I'm down with it if you are"

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Can a Quarian swallow ?

>>163036304
They have mouths don't they!?

>>163036304
it's their best source of protein

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>>163036389
Can a Quarian safely swallow the bodily fluid produced during the oral sex ?

>>163032647
>>163032809

It's neither, it's her face model.

Is the Expanded Galaxy Mod good?

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>>163036637
>safely

Probably not, would likely make them pretty sick

But when has that ever stopped miss DODALLY WORTD ID?

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>>163036831
No it's not, pic is. Don't know her name

>>163037121

You retarded, sonny?
>http://nightfable.deviantart.com/art/My-Name-is-Jack-443600083

>>163036637
only from another dextro

>>163036637
Don't "ingest".

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>>163037121
She's gorgeous~

>>163037704
Did you find her name?

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>>163037878
Who knows?

>>163036867
bump

>>163036867
Yes. Now go get it.

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Post favorite tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzM6TJFpP1g

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>Tali sits in her newly built Rannoch home, gazing out of the window in the front room
>on the little table next to her is Shepard's shining medal in a glass case
>she smiles as she reads the engraved caption
>tears start to fill her eyes as she gets to "...posthumously awarded"

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>>163038475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNcNOMiSQ5I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COB6-PrmqjE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGHA9oO1Ybg

Mass Effect 3 had the best OST of any game I've ever played desu

>>163035274
Doesn't exist.

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>>163038531

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>>163038475
I mean nothing is better and more iconic than Uncharted Worlds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RO7K4W-c9g
But otherwise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0UAehWDrvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS8fKlRFtug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN4sXqnHZoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jacW-TGoxBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT52lAX0p0s

>>163036867
Not really. Adds a couple of text based things to the galaxy map that don't really amount to much. The added armors are nice, but you can get them from other mods.

>>163038531
Nah m8, I'm alive.

>>163038475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ3JEnymeAI

The feels~

http://gizmodo.com/5897135/all-the-gear-used-to-create-mass-effect-3s-soundtrack

>>163038475
This is the only track that instantly hits the feels just from hearing it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hV1pPgpcAVw

>meeting Vigil
>curing the genophage
>making peace between the quarians and geth
>watching the sunset with Tali
>looking at ME1's main menu while the trilogy's main cast fades in and out of the background, getting ready to start the series over again

Just a great track for all those moments.

>>163037964
Oh my dumbass didn't see the file name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPSdU2gpCEM

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>>163040556
>watch

>>163040630
Could be decent background noise for exercise or a long car ride.

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>>163040630
Damn right

What's more fun in ME3 SP (insanity): Shotgun Vanguard or Sniper Infiltrator?

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>Shepard, Traynor and Jack keep asking me if you've ever performed "Cunnilingus" on me...but the bosh'tets won't tell me what it means, is it some kind of human ritual or something?

>>163041343
Of course they did.

>>162995782
I see a spic and a coolie woman.

>>162967294
>ywn purge xenos scum with human dominance of Andromeda in mind
the worst part is we will never even get the option.

>>162974164
you're a big girl

>>162967294
>muh 50 bigillion indjun genocide

Blown way out of proportion. They mostly just did what they were told aside from a few skirmishes. There weren't that many here. Maybe 2 million on the entire continent.

>>162984728
shit meme

>>163043114
>continent
In the present day US borders anyway.

>>163041964
We got to keep the krogan/rachni menace at bay in the games. You never know.

>NEW MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA GAMEPLAY TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIzH6UcoW4
>1:30-1:50
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
are they fucking serious
this looks like some shitty kids' cartoon, I mean even the characters are 14 year old girls
and that dumb look during the interrupt, holy shit
ME1 looked way better than this

>>163044020
You're a bit late to the party, kid

>>163044020
I never actually watched the whole thing. It looks like DAI in space.

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>feel like a quarian with all the fucking medication I'm swimming in right now
Like I needed strep throat, a virus, and a bacterial infection at the same time.

>>163044638
You were told not to ingest.

>>163044638
Damn, anon. I hope you get better soon.

>>163044638
You probably deserve it

>>163045045
He probably deserves it

>>163037121
yeah that's Jack's actual face model, Candice Neil. the pics we were talking about used either Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley as face models though.

>>163044594
>It looks like DAI in space.
because it is.

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>>163045024

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Tali wearing shepards dog tags, playing with them absentmindedly?

Miranda is objectively the series best girl. If you dont think so then you're a gay nigger

>>163044638
Was it doddaly wordt it?

>>163046080
You mean like steve?

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>>163046080
>huge head
>huge ego
>personality like a tranquilized mattress
>muh daddy issues
>literally nothing left to imagination
>BLACKED
>best girl

Seriously friend, invest in a pure waifu like Tali or Liara, or use the healing dick on Jack or something

>>163038475
>>163038958
Best track, best mission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4SFXIzNf1o

If I saved Kaidan in ME1, how the hell do I unlock Inferno Grenades as a bonus power in ME3 ? Am I locked out of this power for that career in particular ?

>>163047886
Follow up :
Carnage or Inferno Grenades for a No-nova Vanguard in ME3 ?
I want to get the ME2 Vanguard feel again, and maybe some fire explosions.

>>163047886
>>163048178
powers are unlocked forever. if you saved Ashley in an earlier playthrough, the game will remember it and they're unlocked.

>>163048178
if you don't want nova, use reave or energy drain to chew through everything

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>>163046507
Did she and Jacob fug?

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Hey! Shepard!

I heard you had a party and invited everyone but me. What happened? I thought we were cool?

Humiliating me at vidya infront of kids is one thing, but this is just mean.

>>163048971
...didn't I get you killed in the ducts?

>>163048873
yep.

>>163048873
Yeah. They even tell you they did.

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Post your setups for Insanity in all 3 games.
>ME1: Engineer, Shotgun Bonus Talent, Predator L X Armor, HMWSG Master X Shotgun, HMWP Master X Pistol.
Power spam accompanied typically by Liara and Tali.
>ME2: Infiltrator, Weapon Damage/Shield Strength Build, Energy Drain Bonus Power, Armor: Kuwashi Visor/Shield Harness/Kestrel Shoulders/Heavy Damping Gauntlets/Kestrel Power Pack, M-98 Widow Sniper Rifle, M-5 Phalanx Heavy Pistol, M-12 Locust SMG.
Drain, Cloak, Headshot. Typically accompanied by Garrus and Zaeed/Legion with both equipped with M-29 Incisors (for whatever reason the damage multiplier for squad members with the Incisor in 2 was fucked and they did crazy damage)
>ME3: Engineer, Power Damage/Power Recharge, Armor Piercing Ammo Bonus Power, Inferno Armor Set, M-7 Lancer Assault Rifle w/ Scope and Stability Damper, M-77 Paladin Heavy Pistol w/ Piercing Mod and Magazine Upgrade.
Melt shields and barriers with Overload accompanied by another Overload or Tali's Energy Drain. Melt Armor with Cryo Blast+Incinerate and M-77 Paladin fire. Flamethrower Sentry Turret+Incinerate for Fire Detonations

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>>163050479
>tfw ME3 Insanity still feels incredibly easier than multiplayer on Gold

>>163051480
Its because you have build flexibility and can get anything you want upgraded to X without praying to RNG. Shepard by default has way more powers than a Multiplayer Class too which gives you more versatility.

>>163048873

It's implied.

>>163051480
>he can't solo platinum
LMAO WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

>>163051480
Because multiplayer Gold/Platinum defaults to throwing like sixty boss monsters at you per match, even though in-universe just encountering one or two Atlas Mechs or Primes per platoon is considered notable. Even in Bronze, you kill more Praetorians in a single round than there were in all of ME2.

>>163051480
3 Insanity is so easy that I've taken to just letting squaddies solo 90% of missions in the latest playthrough, just to see if they can. Mostly they can, besides minibosses. Don't even need to cheat by bringing AR squaddies and giving them Typhoons/Harriers either.

>>163051674
>>163053093
These.

>>163048971
"Didn't I have you and Miranda locked up and put on death row for treason?"

>>163051480
ME2 Insanity is by far the hardest. Almost everything getting an extra layer of defense is the main reason why. Husks with Armor

>>163053508
ME1+ME2 do the same thing on Insanity, make every enemy a bullet sponge. ME3 mostly avoids this.

>>163053498

That literally everyone working for you in ME2.

Also, 'treason' implies citizenship in the Alliance.

>>163053840
Yeah but at least in ME1 you can mostly negate additional defense because "lolpowerspam"

>>163054082
>That literally everyone working for you in ME2.

No squadmate but these two are officers of Cerberus.

>Also, 'treason' implies citizenship in the Alliance.

Miranda was 'born' around the time eezo was discovered and Jacob served in the Alliance military.

Lads, how the fuck do you beat Vasir in LOTSB? Playing back through ME2, can't believe how hard she is. Just keeps spamming shockwave and charge. And she somehow 1 shot KO'd me twice.

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>>163055121
CHARGE

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Favorite multiplayer map ?

>>163055121
I know Stasis feels silly in these games but you DID upgrade those on Liara, right? Right?

>>163055550
Yeah, when's the best time to use it, when she's powering up to charge Shep?

>>163055718
Just use it whenever, if you leveled up Stasis and do it correctly she'll be stun locked permanently. Enhanced Stasis lasts 9 seconds, and takes 12 seconds to recharge for Liara. After the duration is up, the target will fall to the ground and flop around for about three seconds, where they will receive bonus damage x4 extra damage until they get up. Shoot the shit out of Vasir during this time. After Vasir gets up, Liara's Stasis should be recharged. Hit her again and repeat.

>>163055718
Any time. Devs didn't put that much effort into any specific strategies.

>>163056009
Ah, nice, didn't even think about that.

>>163054591
>No squadmate but these two are officers of Cerberus.

They're still working for/with Cerberus. Joker, Chakwas, Garrus could also be tried for treason.

>Miranda was 'born' around the time eezo was discovered

That doesn't necessitate Alliance citizenship, we don't even know where she was born.

>>163056849
>They're still working for/with Cerberus.
Not the same thing as being a longstanding member or high ranking officer. Shepard is specifically told that temporarily working with them (i.e. taking their money and giving effectively nothing back) is fine by the Council. Serving them for years and as an actual part of their organization, however, is not.

>That doesn't necessitate Alliance citizenship, we don't even know where she was born.

No, we know for a fact that she was born on Earth, in an Earth country that could try her for treason. She was born in 2150. Humanity's first garden colony, Demeter, was planted in 2152.

>>163057117
>we know for a fact that she was born on Earth

When do we learn of this?

>>163058174
Humanity didn't have any worlds besides Earth when she was born. Unless she was born on a ship I guess.

>>163058235

That's true, I didn't actually think of that.