/twg/ - Total Weed General

Shamefur dispray OP

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>>162934781
it's good enough

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Remove manlets
REMOVE MANLETS

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>>162929809

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>>162934680
This thread is forthwith under the jurisdiction of the Phoenix King.

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>Gobbo Archers

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>>162934885

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>>162934957
That's not even the fucking Phoenix King you blonde idiot.

Day 207
Warhammer is still shit.

>>162935027
elf faggots not even once

>>162935037
woa back off

>>162935037
The campaign is shit but the battles are great. Thanks for the post.

>>162935027
The Phoenix king does not need to smite you personally for justice to be delt you welk

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>>162935037

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>got into TW:Arena alpha
>process of creating Wargaming account gets fucked up, my account is created but cannot log into it
>alpha code is lost and servers are up temporarily this weekend
Fucking Slavs

Can Beastmen and Manmen ever get along?

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Why is Vlad so rude?

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>lore of metal

What's that confederation mod everyone seems to keep mentioning?

>>162935365
It's called being alpha. Slay him if you cannot handle the bants.

Wow my Vampire hero has the same abilities as my Wood Elf caster tree hero.
such depth and uniqueness

I don't want to see Belegar KISSING goblins.

>>162935365
manny keeps fucking up

What's the worst new /twg/ meme?

>>162935703
Everything related to Warhammer except goblin memes.

>>162935640
I don't want see belegar IN BED with the goblins

>>162935703
Probably that faggot that keeps on stealing my name, or 'elf mounter'

>>162935703
That maze Dolores one.

>>162935473
I dunno what others use, but I picked this up because of the wood elves. http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=364360&searchtext=confederation
There's a few versions of it, I use "some racial confeds".

>>162935703
Anything where one person keeps posting the same shit every thread

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Who is the cutest LL?

>>162935881
Durthu

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>>162935703
Welf posting, but thank god that ended with the release and how bad they were compared to goblins and dorfs

>>162935880
But that's what a meme is

>>162935792
Anyway this one gets my vote. Even recent bad memes like Gobbo archers or kissing goblins gets some replies now and then.

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>>162935881

>>162935881
Sigvald

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>>162935881

>>162936032
>>162936083
i want to protect that smile

>>162936032
>>162936083
He's so dreamy~

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>>162935027
where does it imply the picture is the phoenix king you retarded turbo manlet.

>>162936203
>>162936148
>>162936083
>You will never please the prince AND emperor

>>162935937
>best DLC faction yet
>strongest in MP
>new campaign mechanic

Never thought so much attention would ever be lavished upon Welfs after the fantasy years. Feels liek GW only bothered updating all of 8th for teh sake of CA.

>>162936267
You'd think that with all the metal they set aside for that helmet, it would at least cover more of his damn face.

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Way past mid game with my R2 campaign as Rome and between highs and lows it's been pretty fun. Barbarians with their germanic NATO have been a pain in the ass for decades as they pushed the arverni out of gallia into iberia, but after many battles I established a couple of clent states that act as a buffer on my northern border against what's left. Peace is nowhere to be seen but at least it's a stalemate in my favour.

Iberia was turning into a clusterfuck early game, with three powers fighting for dominion, but then carthago imploded after the first punic war (despite me taking just half of sicily and sardinia and them actually fighting well on the sea) so it basically balkanized until I went there and got it all.

Carthage was on the verge of annihilation at the hand of carthago nova, losing carthage itself and being brought down to a single city, but then it fucking retaliated and through several years of hard battles reclaimed all of western africa by itself.

Sparta took eastern africa up to axum and would have been dangerous if I hadn't fought them myself.

Athens blobbed in the east so much that it blocked macedonia (which still controls a full province anyway) and they as allies started fighting against germanic NATO and, most of all, what appears to be the final boss in my campaign: the galathian/armenian axis of evil in the east.

They blobbed out of control and took everything east of greece, the greeks have gone full gondor and are fighting a losing war.

Should I backstab the greeks to get them out of the way before the final battle, or help them in their fight against evil?

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G O B L I N S

>>162936553
Wait until they take enough territory that you can flank them on the map.

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Whats the comfiest TW:W campaign

>>162935703
The same as /tg/.

Dorf wank.

>>162936679
Vampire Counts.

>>162936798
you mean elf wank
honestly the most uninsteresting and cliche mary sue fantasy race of all time in every single setting
i can't even remember the last time they had an interesting portrayal

>>162936679
Skarsnik is pretty comfy once you take Eight Peaks.

>>162936880
Gotta be this, there's not a lot of threat and room for expansion

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>>162936496
>with all the metal they set aside for that helmet
I think a Prince of Caledor can afford as much metal for his helmet as he wants.

>>162936647
I'm already bordering the galathians in arabia now, that would probably be the soft belly since the armenians initiated operation overlord and took ground in thracia

>>162936929
>elf wank

elf wank is a fringe occurrence. Straight out Dorf Butthurtism bitching about elves on the other hand is happening all the time.

>>162935792
you have my support

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>>162937180
probably because elves are shit tier and fantasy would be better off without them

>>162937309
t. manlet
>>162934906

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time for good memes

>>162937041
That one's even worse!

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>>162935027

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>>162937309
>leave elves out of Tolkiens work
>nothing makes sense

>leave dorflets out of Tolkiens work
>nothing changes

>remove dorflets completely
>no hobbit movie

HMMM really fires up my mental capacity.

>>162937041
All the money in Ulthuan cannot buy you good sense or an actual dragon to ride.

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>>162935881

No question

>>162936929
Elves are just as cliche and uninteresting as dwarfs, both never deviate from a Tolkien norm. The most original and interesting races in Fantasy are Ogres, Skaven, Empire, Undead and Chaos. Everything else is wholly uninspired shit.

>>162937396
How is "make your own book of grudges aka this book then show it to dwarves" not in there yet.

>Warhammer decides it wants to be stuck to 10-15 FPS on campaign and in battle
>Usually getting around 40-60 for both (was also getting around that yesterday)

What the fuck is happening. I just want to VLAD.

When are we getting a fix for the old useless LL?

Gelt and that necromancer are so fucking bad...

>>162936679
clearly the welfs

>retake your forest
>don't let anyone in your forest

>>162937754
Dwarves at least have Arcanum and TES for interesting interpretations.

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>>162937492
maybe it helps you realize that the main focus of their helmet is not protection, but instead decoration.

In an army of silvery shining soldiers, a noble has to stand out somehow.

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>>162936880
>block a dwarf army with spooky ghosts a few times
>murder the dwarven lord with the banshee
>thousands of undead appear all around
just how spooked would the dwarves have been?

>Vampire Cunts got a new lore
Neato
I guess this DLC wasn't such a tremendous mistake after all.

>>162937761
do you show others your uncompleted work?

>>162938052
>Implying dwarfs wouldn't get pissed off over a half assed copy of their book of grudges

>>162937940
Stand out for what, the enemy artillery to aim at?

>>162936929
Elf wank is not a thing here because everyone tries to put an ebin twist on them, the "elf wank" being hated doesn't even exist outside of memes as the dorf wankers have spun a whole narrative in their head for hating a series of elf tropes that rarely can be seen put together and in the way they claim, despite them swearing it happens all the time.

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>rather than coming from NORTH the chaos doomstacks take ships to my unguarded orc lands

What the fuck were they thinking? thye will take at least 10 cities before I can get even one army down there

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>Rome 1 works like a charm they said
>It's stable they said
Second crash in 3 days laddos

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wew

>>162938225
WALLS
A
L
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S

>>162938126
hmm good point

>>162938225
>playing greenshits
Your fault, really.

>>162937902
>dwarves need to be elves in order to be interesting

That really makes you think

>>162938225
Those stacks are poop and will get eaten by a single decent Greenskin stack.

>>162938149
>Elf wank is not a thing here
so you mean I didn't see a couple of faggots looking for any excuse to post their ebin animu elf waifu for the past few threads?

>>162938027
Spooked enough to put you in the BOOK. AGAIN.

>>162938232
Try playing the nonsteam version patched to 1.6 the steamworks update broke everything. Also check out Extended Cultures.

>>162938138
>He doesn't understand dulche et decorum est pro patria mori
>laughing hotzendorf and cadorna. jpeg
>laughing Clauswittz and hitler.jp
>>162938268
>account created today you say no i just forgot my password

I WANT THEIR SOULS!

>>162938232
well its stable compared to med2, where getting 2 crashes in 3 HOURS is nothing to be surprised by

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>>162938306
really fired my neurons with that statement

>>162938483
KILL THEM

RAISE THEM

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>>162938292
>>162938318
I'm actually playing as the manlets. All my stacks are up north preparing for the chaos assault.

>>162938337
Posting fapbait is not the kind of "wanking" we've been discussing my friend

>>162937902
Dunno about Arcanum but Dwemer are only interesting because they are a species of Elf in TES and aren't even short. Altmer and Dunmer are just as good portrayals of elfs as dwemer are of dwarfs.

>>162938483

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>162938398
If you're going to die for your spoo- I mean country, then the least you could do is try not to bankrupt it with your shitty uniform.

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>>162938581
>plays dawi
>did not build walls in every single settlement

>>162938232
>play game from 2004 on an unsupported operating system with known compatibility issues with older games
>it crashes
WTF GUYS I THOT IT WAS STABLE????

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>>162938138
for example.

And would a faceplate really make a difference then?

>>162938581
Enjoy your chariots stunty.

I am revenge incarnate.

So Chaos Warhounds are really fuckin good against WE archers. They're dirt cheap.

Beastmen are mad fun

>>162936679

Dwarfs

Get in tight with Barak Varr and Zhufbar, rush to Gunbad before Zhufbar does, and then bunker up and play Greenskin Removal Simulator 2017.

>>162938715
dwarfs are shit vs marauder stacks, their 10x wolfs will kill your quarralars. marauder horsemen fill your shortlegged dawi with spears. and chariots will mess up your infantry line.
PS: your rage units will be obstructed

>>162938801
I just realized, they're using infantry shields too!

This is bloody embarrassing.

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>Ally with Stirland
>He is now declaring war on literally everyone
Come on man

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>>162939131
MY RAGE WILL NEVER BE OBSTRUCTED
AND YOU'RE GOING INTO THE BOOK FOR TALKING SMACK ABOUT DAWI

>>162939254
>Forging an alliance with VC food

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>>162939202
look at this manpleb and laugh

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normal difficulty seems a bit too easy

>>162939314
>Not hiring Stirlands revenge, and using it in every battle against VC as you liberate Stirland

>>162939314
It seemed like a good idea at the time. My reasoning was he could be a buffer between me and the abominations.

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>>162939254
>forgot some ally, vassal or whatever I had in my Vandal campaign
>halfway through my campaign he drags a gigantic Sassanid-Aksumite-vassal alliance into war with me
Thank god the AI was too stupid to do more than send a couple of stacks through Libya every now and then

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AHHHHHH... to die in battle

>>162939350
VH battle difficulty is the only way to fight.

>>162939350
Don't worry, VC are the easiest TW campaign since 2011.

>>162939443
>not Greenskins
Come on, anon.

>>162938723
If I can get patches and updates to it every other week then I should have a patch which makes it compatible

I'm doing a VH VC campaign and I'm going to fight EVERY fucking battle, no auto-resolve.

Wish me luck.

>>162939254

Stirland is a huge tease in half my empire campaigns. They like me enough to ally and drag me into their shitty wars, but not enough to confederate with me.

>>162939254
>vassalage with a faction
>your ally attacks that faction
>break vassalage because going to war with your ally would be too costly
>next turn vassalage your old vassal again
>the war in canceled
fucking treefaggots stop declaring wars on my vassals

>>162939961
Post campaign

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>>162939304
rage all you want shitter, i am already in the book. since i am the one who writes it elf edition

>>162939961
Just get the 50% autoresolve mod so you can skip those *obviously* outmatched battles.

anyone got the army books link for whfb?

>>162940105
>elf edition
just go to the WHFB general or /tg, there shpould be a mega in their op

>>162939961
Worst part will probably be the very first turns. Good luck, laddie.

>>162939961
>VH VC
I find VC extremely boring, so best of luck to you my pal.
Post start and end results of every battle
We need some campaign bloging in these threads to be honest

>>162938232
just pirate it, doesn't really matter since you already own it

>>162940105

http://www.mediafire.com/folder/2qbp22o8ch8qc/Warhammer_Fantasy_Battles

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>>162939961
You have to fight every battle as VC anyway.

REUSED MECHANICS SKAVEN WILL HAVE

>underway
>amber/warpstone
>offices/council of 13
>corruption
>confederation

>>162935785
Yeah, fuck that guy.

>>162940430
>Kemmler
>lvl 25
Why would you

>>162939439
No that's gay

>muh ai buffs

Fuck off

>>162940542
Raise dead price reduction is amazing.

Guys I was taking a shit while looking at memri tv memes and one made me laugh so hard I clenched really hard while some hard poop was going thrgugh, now I'm bleeding a lot

What do I do?

>>162940596
Otherwise it would be piss easy, lad.

>>162940371
I like this archive get a lot of books from it. But what this one lacks is the bretonnian knight omnibus. I can't find that anywhere. If anyone knew where I could get a digital copy of it I'd be much obliged.

any mods that remove wood elves from campaign yet?
or reduce aggressiveness to zero?

>>162939439
>starting to realize that normal is too easy
>try VH battle difficulty
>it's obnoxious coupled with VH campaign difficulty
FUCK.
How do I git gud?

>>162938616
>Dying race who die by the millions, but there are as many of them as the plot demands :^)
>So powerful at magic they can use all lores with a single wizard
>So skilled with bows they never needed to get anything better
>Been at civil war with their emo cousins for 6k years
>Biggest Mary Sue in the setting after Archaon
>Utopic society, in all senses
>Magic island where nobody else can go
And to the crunch
>Army wide ASF (with above average base Initiative), because fuck you *rerolls*
>Banner of the World Dragon, because fuck you in particular
>Elves are meant to be skilled but frail? White lions out of nowhere, who kill lions with their bare hands for fun
>Their innate OPness attracts the worst kind of players

>>162940371
So what books do you people recommend?

>>162940924
Use a mod that "slows" combat down, AKA makes it easier for the player.

>>162940924
I don't know; I just did a Legendary campaign and feel no different playing on normal... though the end battle numbers are vastly in my favor now.

just play regular homey

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Hm...

>>162940924
what gets me about higher difficulties is how often units will come back or how typically low moral units will just stick in a fight for ever.

>>162940481
This

>>162940626
Were you playing beastmemes?

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>>162941054

>>162940470
I seriously hope there's no skaven any time soon.

the map is too busy already.

>>162940371
Thanks buddy
>shared by zechs
whoever uploaded these is alright

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NOT SMALL NOW
HOW CAN ELGI EVEN COMPETE?

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>>162938337
>being this triggered

Go back

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>>162940931

Slayer series

What's some good Greenskin literature?

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>>162938268
>RP HEAVY

>>162938268
>it will be at least a year before Warhammer 2 is released

That's a lot of potential autism

>>162938306
But in TES the Dwarves warped themselves into another dimension

Also there are like 50 different kinds of elf in TES so saying "but the dwarves are elves too" is silly since elf is a bigger category than in most games

Does anyone have a good picture of mainly the Dwarfen Statues in the Karacks and Underway? but also general Dwarf architecture from TWW? I'm not finding much on google

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>>162938268

>>162938337
>ebin animu elf waifu

that's actually dorf fags using the anime "elf rape" trope to complain about the non existant elf wank

>>162941790

Skarsnik novel

>>162940928
You know you can do something like that for every race in the setting, right? I'd actually do it, but you showed everyone how stupid you are when you started calling anyone mary sue.

>>162940928
Archaon is an edgelord, not a mary sue

If he was a mary sue he'd be a good guy

>>162941635
>Read first book
>Belegar is in it.
>He's scared of his ghost dads

TWWH lied to me.

>>162937396
this meme still seems really shitty even tho it's got some decent jokes in it, maybe it's the grammar and the two or three shitty entries

>>162942017
Do it for every race then, show me I'm wrong you elf

I didn't even need to call you an elffag, because the fag part is implied

>>162942017
Tyrion is the literal definition of a Mary Sue

Do it btw

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>>162938268
>Like Skaven
>Have a large TT army of them
>Everyone online calls them reddit autists.
>Out and proud skaven players only reinforce it.

Feels bad. I just say my Skaven are there to constrast my Bretonnians nowadays.

>162942174

>implying I'll give you any (You)s

Dorfags, not even once. Keep thinking about how manly it is to be a short scottish drunkard that somehow can compete with other races and on top of that even monsters.

Also
>utopic society
>after you mentioned the ongoing civil war yourself
>when political fuckery is the norm like for skaven

>>162942283
Tyrion is not a good character, few people will argue with you on that point,

But dorfists seem to forget that they get characters like Gotrek who are widely celebrated as the best thing ever while scrutinously picking apart any faint whiff of mary sue and elven character may have.

It's selective bias.

>>162942301
>Everyoen online

nah just some butthurt cucks bleeding over from /tg/ don't worry about it. Skaven are probably the most anticipated faction now, especially since they'll change the campaign for every faction entirely.

>>162942498
that just makes it worse
>constant civil war for 6k years
>it's still a fucking Utopia
>there's no better place to be in the Warhammer world

>Skaven can't touch it
>Raiders can't reach it (incredibly rare exceptions like Grom)
>Ultra magic mist of doom which destroys any non-elven ship that comes close
>Undefeatable best navy, in case it wasn't enough
>No Chaos there
>Magic vortex which keeps the world safe from demons is there

>>162942895
what's gonna change exactly? even more doomstacks fucking up the empire? stop the presses, razing and sacking horde of hary monsters attack provinces.

>162942951

>if I post the strong points of a faction and ignore the weaknesses, it'll appear like a mearie shoe!! >:3

>>162941603
>(autistic screeching)

>>162943176
Hi there!

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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>162943176
>says the namefag

>>162943151
> >:3
get in the car

>retake Karak 8-peaks
>my capitol is still karak izor

Wot a fucking oversight from CA, do these nerds even think through their design choices?

>>162943441
Attila was much, much worse. Every faction had a unique tier five civic building that could only be built in your capital, but only provincial capitals could be built up to tier five. If your faction just happens to start in any of the other three settlements you're cucked out of that building for your entire campaign and there's literally nothing you can do about it.

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>>162943121
well obviously there'll probably be more underground maps for subterranean battles also dwarfholds will turn ratty in appearance (interested to see what they do aesthetically, skaven occupied dwarfholds haven't been represented in warhammer much since they mostly ignore the surface). Not confirmed but they may be the first race to occupy everywhere with full building chains. They'll also get to fully participate in diplomacy and in the dwarf/orc game three's company.

>>162942498
>scottish
This angers the northern englanders.

>>162943176
>He says
>While namefagging
>As a Skaven

>>162942498
>scottish

WHFB Dwarfs aren't Scottish. You're thinking of LotR. They gave Dwarfs very clear Northern English accents because when they were designed, back in the 1980s, Yorkshire was all about mining.

>>162943385
>not posting the webm

wait we dont have sound on this board do we? fuck

>>162943962
there's one or two boards with sound enabled

what's that .webm? I just have the pasta

>>162943962
We can definetly post sound as I've heard assbros grunts via web.m
Just about how you compress, I've seen some 30 min web.m's and some 5 sec web.m's both were MB

>>162944090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

based tyrone

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>>162943176

>>162943909
That was more of a statement about dwarves in general, not strictly WHFB

>>162943909
They sort of vary it, Malakai Makaisson for example has a Glaswegian accent that other dwarfs barely understand, but he's from a northern hold near kislev. 'British' is probably most accurate.

>>162935332
I thought the alpha was released a while ago. Is this a new one?

>>162937683
Did his tooth poke out his eye?

Is there a mod that ports the control scheme from Rome II to Rome?

>>162945484
rebinding the control scheme yourself like a normal human being

>>162943441
If this can be done with events

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?741561-The-Empire-of-Man-a-political-system-for-the-Empire-(new-preview-28-11-2016)

>Just a small update, it will be possible for the Empire to trade regions based on events and original ownership. So when you take Averheim for example and are allied with Averland, an event will ask you if you would like to transfer the region back to Averland if the faction is not at war with you of course.


then that capital thing can probably be fixed too.

>>162944756
Is there some extension that gives you those options?

>>162945547
I mean stuff like dragging units to move them but keeping their orientation, shit like that

>>162945587
4chan+

>>162945589
put them in a group

>>162942138
mm yea i guess, though in warhammer universe every entries would enrage a dwarf, thing is to make them creative. but i dont know everything about warhammer universe so my dwarf trigger ability is limited.
as for gramar.. well i write like a child, whole life with auto correct makes my grammar shitty. but you're free to point out some spelling or gramar problems in the book.

>>162945659
I'll put you in a group of my favourite anons

How's the default keybindings on TW: Warhammer?

>>162944803
Northern British

>londoner dwarfs lived in Karak Zorn
>they got genocided by lizards

lmao

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>Start as Sigvald
>Spend the first 100 turns doing jack shit
>I now have multiple Empire stacks fucking about in Norsca
I like it

If only awakening tribes was so shit and horde infighting wasn't so retarded

>>162945557
God my cock is so fucking stiff in anticipation of this damn mod releasing

what's the fucking point of spell buffs

just did some testing and all I fucking got was and extra 200 damage for 14 mana

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ELVES ARE FOR _______

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>tfw you hold grudges in real life

I've burned bridges in an instant.

>>162935010
So they are both drunk, but the man is the one who is charged with rape? Man, I can't understand your country.

>>162946229
Women are considered to be large children, and cannot be held responsible for their actions. This is also why they act like spoiled, entitled princesses.

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>>162946063
>radious

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I want to smooch Glady!

>>162946604
Thats not radious you dumb meme poster.

>>162946116
vicious rape

>>162939131
Git gud

>>162946116

goblin archers target pratice

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>>162946645
Glady a cute! CUTE! I want to snuggle with Glady!!!

>>162946116
goblin archer rape practice

>>162938225
>>162938269
This, currently playing greenskins aswell and level 2 walls takes out one of their armies so dont worry about it

>Turn 40-ish
>Dwarfs have over 20 regions to their name

Fuck, maybe I should look into a confederation mod.

>>162937818
Kemmler needs the ability to raise stronger undead or a higher limit for raise dead + krell

Gelt needs some sort of passive buff to armor or weapon strength to his army

>>162938685
>imblying you don't use your own funds being the lower/higher noble you are, showing your devotion to your homeland

>>162946660
It's Chaos Divided, forgot that radious variant is only a submod. Still shit tho

>>162946645
>Yellow and green eyes in concept art
>Normal human eyes in game
Mod to fix this when?

>>162946927

tomorrow
it will be radious only

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>balthasar has two artillery
>deploys at the front
the madman

>>162946912
Yeah, though I did like a few of the units even if it added too many units of them. To be honest the Chaos Campaign needs to be revamped to make it more interesting.

>>162946116
vicious archery

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>>162946808
Glady a short. Still taller than Mannlet

rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose

>>162947491
and if you ever saw it
you would say 'BY SIGMAR, NO'

>>162946116
Stabbin'

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>>162947378
Im going to SHIP Glady and Vampire chan!!!

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>>162946912
It's not exactly a good mod, but far better than vanilla

>>162946116
filtering

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>>162947563

>>162947563
All of the other reindeer
Used to call him MORTAL FOOL

>>162947189
It does need a revamp I agree, but the mod itself isn't doing anything for it, it just adds a ton of filler shit that you're not gonna use and which just looks plain bad. You can always recruit a better vanilla option, and not this garbage. The only thing of note was Archaon's Varanguard, which looked great and had a purpose as a dedicated Archaon's support unit.

>>162947838
Yeah, because shitty recolors with awful shield textures that are useless are so much better

>>162947378
Boy i'm sure glad that a mod exists, that removes that stupid "makeup".

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>>162947838
im far too high to be looking at that shield

can't wait for another more polished Empire/Napoopan game, even if it's another ten years

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Thoughts on VC's chariots?

>>162948554

black coach is poo

>>162948554
Mortis Engine is the only one worth a thing.

>>162948554
corpse cart w/ balefire and mortis engine are good

black coach and regular corpse cart are shit

corpse cart with balefire can completely block enemy magic regen in certain situations, but is useless otherwise

>>162948554
Mortis Engine is great

>>162948554
the extra-regen corpse cart is awesome

>>162948554
Mortis Engine is great
Corpse Cart (with lodestone) is quite good (but you should get a Necromancer hero, who gets those as mounts, instead)
The normal corpse cart, it's decent for the early game, to give your troops a boost
Forget about Black Coach and the Balefire Corpse Cart

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>>162937754
>Elves are just as cliche and uninteresting as dwarfs, both never deviate from a Tolkien norm
Ahem

lotta vamper fans in here...

>>162948007
What'd I'd like to see is being able to do something more than just raze or sack cities. Maybe have it so that you can convert them to allies which as aspected to one of the Gods which raises your favor with them and gets you bonuses. Additionally, you get all the benefits that awakening a Norscan tribe does in an ally army and increased troop replenishment.

>>162948554
>yfw when CA will/can never make the black coach work like it did in the TT

>>162949261
How'd it work in TT?
>>162949219
What is she? Part zebra?

>>162949401

the black coach got power ups whenever you rolled a 6 with a magic power die during magic phase starts. with like 6 power points it turns into a ethereal flyer unit with flaming attacks, magic resistance and killing blow.

>>162949586
>CA not smart enough to let you use magic to empower magical units like the Black Coach
>even if they were smart enough to do it spergs on MP would complain about it

Ave

What special game mechanics do you want to see with Brettonia?
>inb4 Grail Way that let them tunnel

orcs or empire

which is more ______fun______

>>162951110

Grail Crusade bar

When an army wins battles it builds up a special bar which decreases passively and when you lose battles

If this bar gets maxed out you get a FREE (Gratis) stack of AI controlled units that you can issue simple commands

>>162951110
Some kind of crusade mechanic is a must-have I think

Maybe a chivalry-meter or something that requires you to perform heroic deeds or build temples to the lady otherwise the other Bretonnian lords will hate you and knights will try to oust you from power

Also in the same way welfs build outposts the Bretonnians should be able to build castles, since they spent 200 years trying to conquer the Badlands and drive out the Greenskins before getting rekt by Gorfang Rotgut

Also Gorfang should be a LL so that Karak Azul can be in game, Grimgor should start the campaign fighting someone else

It seems silly that they wasted a lord as prominent as Gorfang as a worthless rival of Grimgor

>>162951217
>>162951110
Raise crusade

Can immediately call on the peasantry of the surrounding lands to come to your aid by immediately buying out units. Depending on the intensity/casualties of nearby battles, you can immediately raise stronger units.

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>>162930373
Peasants will feel my wrath.
after conquering Orion I decided to go sack Karak Norn for some extra cash so I could build up my force. the last 2 WE factions are too strong for my to handle head on. Gonna have build up some and try to lure them out of their hovels so I can crush them on the field.

>>162951110
>Grail Way (lets them avoid terrain)
>The Quest (Fightiness mechanic)
>Overpopulated (Cities have 10 building slots)
>Offices (Assign your dukes, give them new titles)
>Peasant Oppression (corruption mechanic)

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> Tomb Kings still not announced

>>162950380
samefag

>>162951315
>Peasant Oppression cleanses Chaos and Vampiric corruption and saves the world
By ze Lady!

>>162951243
how can we differentiate them from the already existing mission/grudge?
there has to be big reward for completing them, maybe permanently buff your lord or super rare item.

>>162951195
I had the best time with the empire, partly because it's starting location lets you fite almost any other faction right off the bat and partly because of its diverse unit roster. With the orcs you're pretty much stuck fighting the dwarfs and other orcs for half the campaign with your nigger shitty economy and constant rebellions.

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>>162951315
>>162951271
>>162951217
every fucking time

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SEND HELP

>>162951110

you can awaken settlements to make them into small AI controlled vassal factions that will help you in the campaign.

>>162951971
BARKED

>>162951654
What if it was the only way of recruiting Grail Knights?

>>162951971
Woody's got wood!

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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>>162951971
AMBER'D

>>162951110

Every settlement produces a special resource called Honour, which you will need to upgrade your special Castle holding in the middle of bretonnia. This castle gives powerful faction wide buffs but also spawns armies of hostile imperials or orcs everytime it's upgraded.

>>162952064
then grail knights better fucking worth it

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>>162941869
Like this?

also real shadows/lighting WHEN? this is disgusting

>>162952024
This would be perfect for Chaos as well.

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>>162951971
It seems like the AI WANTS to help me out with it

>>162951110

Public opinnion plummets if you don't produce enough wine. You can use wine to pay for peasant units instead of gold.

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>>162951217
>>162951243
>>162951271
>Crusade

The term you are looking for is errantry war.

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>>162952362
Round 2

>>162952593
Why is your army nothing but shaggoths?

Are you gonna CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN?

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>>162952383
>>162952182
>>162951315
>>162951217
Can/twg/ produce anything original?
I can't

>>162952663
>his Kholek's army doesn't have only dragon orges

Git gud

>>162952843
his/yours doesn't just have them either

>Chariots, Exalted hero

>>162952749

maybe somekind of upgrade mechanic for knights, where you have to first buy errant knights and get them to a certain rank so you can upgrade them to knights of the realm and again for questing knights and finally grail knights. Higher tier recruitment buildings allows you to skip up to questing knights but Grail Knights would be blocked behind the level up system.

>>162952961
How about if you sack/raze the Oak of age all your Grail Knights become peasants

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azhag is so bad wtf

I know he gets better after death magic but when grimgor gets fucking black orcs and doomdiver, you get big uns and goblin archers

like his start wasnt hard enough

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>

>>162953424

Did they buff coaches at some point?

is it still likely to get white dwarf codes?

>>162953303

>Not playing skarsnik

You deserve to suffer DESU

>>162951110
I could see something like how honor worked in shogun II working for them. Do too many dishonorable things and you'll get penalties.

Public order could be a big issue for them.The majority of the population are uneducated peasants so they would be easy to influence into rebellion.

Maybe some kind of governor/duke system? So like, in order to unlock the provincial bonuses you'd have to own the whole province AND assign a general to be the lord of those lands.

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>>162953661

>>162953829
>assign a general to be the lord of those lands.

I think CA had a plan for a system like that when the game was still in dev, but it was nixed at some point. Would be cool to see it back.

>>162953424
Two corpse carts is too much

>>162951110

>Fuedalism

>Increasing bonus based on the number of vassals you control.

Would actually give their campaign a slightly different feel.

>>162953303
>I know he gets better after death magic

Oh, if only that was true...

>>162953424
>Red duke 0 kill
The fuck are you doing?

>>162954084
going from diarrhea in to solid, healthy shit is an improvement

>>162954101
Probably had it fighting Durthu. He is a duelist so iirc gets no area attack, thus why he is ded and zero kills.

>>162954101
The red meme is one of the few lords who can 1v1 tree hitler

>>162953829
That sounds quite likely 2bh. Bret are all about muh chivalric code and shit, CA gotta implement it somehow. It'd be cool if they also have a duel system during battle though, like challenge on TT

>>162954662
Not everything is a meme anon

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>>162954774
>Not everything is a meme anon
This in itself, is a meme.

>>162954662
>>162954557
Oh right, fair enough.

>>162954162
True but with the nerfs death magic got, and with him being worse than a default Orc Warboss, you're kind of better off spending the magic on a Big/Little Waaagh! spell.

Like for the time investment involved you might as well just not get diarrhea in the first place rather than getting it and trying to wait for it to get better.

Like I want to like him but he just under preforms so badly right now.

>>162952843
Its funny I actually did some rp in my current chaos campaign. but i didn't plan for it.

Basically I sent kholek to go after the dwarfs (he is the king of the mountains after all) and I had already decided to make him a dragon ogre specialist so his army has a couple chosen but it also has 3 shogoths, 4 dragon ogres and 6 armored trolls as main line infantry.

While i sen sigvald to raid the empire from across the sea and he ended up in bretonnia and then sundering the oak of ages (can't let there be anything more beautiful than him) and Incidentally I made him into a cavalry master with a ton of chaos knights (to get the chevo)

And then Archaon is a more traditional chosen horde. and he went after the rest of the empire and human realms.

felt kinda neat to see the story lines play out incidentally.

>>162954814
But Anon, that would mean... You're a meme

>>162934906
Is Orion usually that green?

>>162954980
>implying

>>162954980
I have accepted that fact...


But so are you, you meme

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>>162953638
yes all chariots got buffed

>>162954035
with 2 every single unit gets the +8ma/md as well as the regeneration. It also means that the enemy can only bring down one with focused skirmish fire before it gets into melee

>>162954101
fighting durthu

>>162954774
this army sure is

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>lil champion dwarf ruining 4 armies at once
RUN STUNTY RUN

>>162955253
KHAZUUUUUUUUUUUK

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>the year is 2017
>new world expansion, finally high elf
>overall good unit with great magic
>low armour and toughness, but very powerful if play correctly
>reddit complain, muh elite elven race
>spearman can now solo chosen and kholek
>yfw

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Spook Squad!

>>162955364
>Laughing Dark crusade team.jpg

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post yfw Grudges must be settled.

>>162954965
I wish they supported stuff like this a bit more with gameplay. Like if there was missions that requested needing a specific character or general to do them.

Or at least more lore information to make role playing easier

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>fighting marienburg
>nordland hates marienburg but for some reason decide to join them in war against me
>in fight with nordland, next to no chance of victory
>most of his army is flagellants and free company
>have two pistoliers, use them to tie up the entirety of his free company by constant bullying (walking up to them but not attacking so they run away in skirmish mode constantly, never firing) while my crossbows slaughter his flatulence
>heroic victory

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>>162955654

>>162955409
>when you remember that awkward thing you did at the graveyard when you were freshly dead

>>162955669
the quest lines actually have seem pretty neat stories if you actually read them.