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delet this

>>162927021
delet this

>>162927123
delet this

>tfw blind eating lifesavers and you get lemon

ugh...

>nip lost to hr

nice game gotards

BOYPUSSY > girlpussy

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Did we ever update this?

french strat book:

flip a coin and hope your star player goes big

bogdan was right

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>>162927954
Shouldn't you be at eleague shroud?

>>162928007
cro needs to save us

>>162927910
Our bois HR and Vega are qualifying for the major, watch this space

>smithz has low hp
>gets the awp given to him

bogdan: 1
steel: 0

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>>162928174

>>162928320
Does Shroud actually like traps?

>>162927910
you never used and never played any tournament to now so you can't affirms

>>162928536
what did he mean by this???

>>162928007
semenler should be straight in the center
hiko, scream and G_R are 100% reddit
kennyshit should be between nobody and reddit
pansyass should be in the corner of nobody
moe is reddit
steel is reddit
devilwalk should have his own corner

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>>162928497
Yeah i use to watch him before he had a sub button and his gf emma kitten would sometimes be in the stream and she was talking about having her adams apple shaved down once.

>>162928768
cummler is 100% reddit

>>162928619
stfu faggot kid

>>162928814
is emma kitten a male?

It's over for CuckUs.

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>>162928768
>devilwalk should have his own corner

>tfw you will never have dinner with devilwalk

Our bois Vega gonna slap the shit out of the falevas

our venga boys up next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ

>>162929952
I specifically remember being a 7 year old watching this song on mtv. Literally how I learned English.

>>162930349
el reddito!

>NV
rofl. there is a chance for them not to qualify now.
In a serious note. what is the problem with NV? they have excellent players. so what is going wrong with them?

>>162930857
>what is the problem with NV?
sixer isnt good
kenny inconsistent
happy is baiting all the fucking time, but he's too trash to do anything on his own
nbk and apex are mediocre
0 strats, only relying on aim
0 shotcalling

>>162930857
The whole problem with France in general is they only have enough talent for about one and a half teams, so both NV and G2 carry deadweight.

>>162930857
Everyone one envyus is shit except kennys.

My my, what excellent """"gamesense"""" immortals have!

whats with favelas and cheating

>>162931838
I feel sorry for vega. playing against well known hackers.
They've gotten so far to qualify for a major and they have to play against hackers

>>162932198
whats with amerilards being convinced they cheat

>adult male
>believes probros cheat

>>162932452
>>162932494

get out fucking monkeys

>>162932452

low key trumptards

Fucking Steam is so shit today. I wanna go all in on Godsent (and bet some on Tyloo), but inventories are broken.

>>162932452
>>162932494
hues detected

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>playing 4:3

>q swapping to knife while pushing around smoke

fucking stop this

why would anyone ever believe that earth isn't flat

>>162932494
>adult male
>fucks shemales

>>162932895
what is it with br and shemales?

>>162932878
people also believe dinosaurs are real

HEN1 looks ugly as fuck without his hat. jesus christ

who popularized tattoos in csgo pro scene first

>>162933450
krimz and most of the hues had tattoos before they got in the scene cause most thugs do.

channel for pige

>>162933870
I AM THE ONE WHO FLUSHES

>godsent
if god was real he wouldn't have made earth flat

What mouse is lekro using?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
CHANNEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
CHANNEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU

pronax vs msl

Does this tournament use esea lan anticheat?

>>162934142

some shit qpad mouse

if our boys beat dignitas. I am sure they will qualify for the major

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>when a Peruvian is in your US east matchmaking server

>>162934426
no, lans dont actually use anticheats, its only there to psyche players into thinking its there, but its actually not
the reason for this being scene is too big, influential and there's too much on the line to let people get banned mid game, since that would destroy all the money thats going around, the game and scene's integrity, the sponsors would pull out, etc..

stream slow as shit for anyone else

>godsent

hahahahahahahaha

>swedeshit cs

ahahaha

WHEN I SAY CAJUN YOU DAY B

CAJUN

>>162935229
SCARED TO PEEK

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What is he thinking about?

>>162935261
I think he thought he could get away cheating. but he made some obvious toggle and is afraid of doing it again.
He is trash without cheats

>jay dah ball yew

More like jay the bad jew.

>>162935432
rice

>>162935261
So this is what the average anime cheater looks like. lol

I SAY CAJUN YOU SAY B

CAJUN

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>OOOH!~ :3

What did Semmler mean by this?

>>162935661
B

>>162935712
thats the sound he makes when anders inserts his danish polse after broadcast is finished

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>>162935432
>>162935615

our pige

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>>162935432
>>162935783

fucking pige
why is he so based

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:3

Godsent being this trash proves god doesn't exist.

stop posting high reso chinks

thanks

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>>162935982

these guys have won majors lmao

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he's had enough

>>162936082
that was when olof was going nuts and flusha was hacking like a madman

znajder not even hiding it

>swedes getting full blind kills every round

it begins

uhh we only hate it when hues cheat here

if you don't like our swedes cheating you should go back to reddo

>get_prolapse'd

>>162936491
ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

Prolapse using his cheats wrong.

what is this p2000 meme godsent is trying to force?

anyone?

>>162936831
It is objectively the better ct pistol

I want to punch JW in the face. Not because I dislike him, but just to feel how well it absorps the impact.

>>162936970
go back reddo

will the meta ever change?

>tfw I doubted
bye bye 9 dollars. I wanted godsent to win. but I honestly thought dignitas would win.
I hope godsent doesn't choke and take this map

>>162937550
/tv/ memes are the best

remind me why dignitas doesn't drop this roster

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>>162932714
I fucking knew Godsent would win. Goddammit.

public necking of cummler WHEN???

>>162937903
they need to get rid of MSL and rubino. those 2 are always bottomfraggin

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WHY DOESS VAELVE NOT WASNT 2 TAKE MY MONEEY FOR OPETRATIOPN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162938128
its their role dumbo

aaaa this scary eleague music again

someone hold me ;w;

>>162938241
their role is to bring the team down?

>dignitas are elite

>>162938241
>their role is to miss sprays and make dumb peeks with 2 man advantage

what is this role called?

>>162938332
did i stutter?

>>162938386
IGL

@162938396
ah. you were making reddit jokes. funny

damn I wanted our guy magogskboy to win

>>162938506
>redditboy is our guy
did we get sponsored by acutane or something?

>>162938573
We need his disgusting face on TV so normies would get put off from our game.
Shame dignigs flopped at eleague.

>>162938283
take a bath ya stinko

>>162938742
they arent going to reach the final either so move on

how is shroud still a salaried pro?

>jdubs even pudgier

how does the madman do it?

>>162939252
maybe check hltv stats instead of believing the shroud is bad meme

I want cloud9 to lose. but I can't see tyloo winning. specially on mirage

Csgo easily has the best production of any esports, great commentators, features and camerawork. Works great for Watching on television too.

https://twitter.com/k0nfigCS/status/809511242566078464
dignitas is falling apart

are the tyloo jerseys just knockoff ibuypower jerseys with the logos swapped?

>>162939252
>we want the reddit audience

shroud is so bad

[–]SaxxyTFTeam EnvyUS Fan [score hidden] 13 minutes ago

God. I don't know WHY I was ever an EnVy fan. Honestly the CS i watch from the uglier players is way better. I think I'm probably just gay for the EnVy squad, just like I am for dvve. I want to get gangbanged by envy and G2 at the same time and that is the only reason I support them anymore.

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>>162939414
wrong
ELEAGUE is the reason this is so professional, rest of the csgo events are garbage, so you shouldnt be judging all games based on 1(one) event

>>162939969
>chinese knockoff jerseys
rly made me hmmm

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>>162939969
>>162940169
i miss cyberzen's old knockoff ibp logo

>shroud almost throwing the round just for a lame reddit clip

>>162940309
maybe you had noticed some comment about cyberzen's logo like 'that lion logo will be sick if it becomes sticker' or something so i come here and write some fact in my poor english

cyberzen is a legend creature in China,people believe it can drive out evil things ,bring fortune and luck,and protect human it's not a lion or dragon(false call of lion) the legends described that cyberzen looks like cougar and only hair on head(you can figure it on cyberzen's new logo)

sorry for my poor english,hope you guys can get it.

or should i put 'sry for the long post,here is a potato' meme here?

>automatic
now I know why he went from a t3 team to a t2 team in no time

more like botimatic

>>162940127
link?

>>162941110
in one of the godsent threads

why are they playing mirage against tyloo??

>Stupid2gay

>>162941270

they're retarded and think their mirage ct side will save them

those chinks are not chinking around

I hope tyloo wins. the odds were so good for them

>>162941270
random

did you know that chinks say 666 as a "epik m8" kind of comment?

liu liu liu

is this the event that breaks the reddit's back?

shroudy on the way out after this tourny?

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How the hell do you lose to chinese people in cs?

>tfw IMT is 2-0 and C9 is about to be 0-2

leddit on suicide watch

5 chinks > 2 chinks.
It's basic math.

Lmaoing @ cuck9 life.

lmaoing rn desu

Reminder that tyPoo has a terrible CT side

LETS GO TYLOO
OUR CHINKS

>>162942149
but this anon is right. tyloo ct side is horrible

>>162942149
tyloos T side is worse tbqh fampai

>>162942149
It's T side they are terrible at against EU teams.
They are usually only great on T side against Asian teams.

i want a tyloo holo sticker

>>162942149

reminder that c9's T sides are always trash, ESPECIALLY on mirage

dat c9 strat was str8 fire

>>162940143
Dreamhack's been good too in my experience, also that russian lan with the cheesy live action performanxe

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TyLoo?????

>>162942674
huh?

>>162942674
lol

https://twitter.com/ZeusCS_GO/status/809892422461362176

>>162942674
ancient chinese secret

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>>162942674

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>>162941972
>>162942858
REEE FUCK OFF OUR THREAD ZEUS

4 MORE ROUNDS TYLOO

Shazam would have hit that 100%

>ska scoped at the right spot
>flinches and moves before he shoots

how is a silver on a pro team?

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Hey Zeus did you fuck that HR slav bitch?

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>Cloud9

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>"cloud 9 is now a top tier team"

>HE lands in spitting range of stew
>it lands under a wooden table
>prop absorbs 100% of the damage

epic

I WANT TYLOO STICKERS

>>162943516
that was bs. it should've taken at least 30hp

Autimatic should have stayed in TSM
c9 is going to destroy his reputation

and this is where tyloo chokes

>>162943686
man imagine

shitzam, sean grills, twistz, sick and autismatic

lit lineup except shitzam

>>162943770

any team with sgares is doomed for failure, he isn't a good IGL i'm getting tired of this meme

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>>162943861
fk u kid, sean is perfect

and supplies addy for his homies

ahahahahahahaha

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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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>na cs

BIG DICK DD DADDY

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reddit btfo

don't worry. 1 more c9 match and they'll be back to streaming.

autimatic
more like
autismatic

when you drop a 30 bomb and still lose..
baka

wow the only match /our guys/ didnt win was imt vs vega
very nice!

is chinese just an elaborate joke where they just make random noises to confuse foreigners?

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nice game gotards
clips twitchtv/eleaguetv/HappyPorpoiseTheTarFu

clipstwitchtv/eleaguetv/PoorGazelleFreakinStinkin

>>162944442
if you're too stupid to link correctly dont link at all reddit

>>162944430
that's every language that's not english

>>162944572
not my fault it thinks its spam everytime k.y.s

aw yeah time to drink mountain dew eat doritos and smoke a bong faze vs optic here we gooo

>>162944442
virus dont click

>>162944628
>being this retarded
fuck off reddit and/or nig

RUSH face bothers me.
what is he? is he white?

>>162945120
Will 'RUSH' Wierzba

>>162945217
polish name. he doesn't look polish at all

>naf just runs into the crosshair
how did this cheaters win an event?
fucking hell

>>162945350
>pale skin
>slavnig bone structure

looks polish to me

>>162942674
damn, thats some next level gamesense

>>162945120
albino negroid

>>162945714
you're right. I've met only two poles and they look like the product of german ww2 rape adventures. they look german as fuck. is what I'm saying.

I feel like this qualifiers is going to be better than the major. so far it has been.

>matched against five decent guys
>matched with one decent guy and three absolute braindead retards
>halftime, losing 3/12
>salty shitter toggles on
>aces pistol
>first 15 rounds he had 5 kills, last 15 rounds he got 23
>win 16/14
>i still topfragged with 32
mm lol

>na lost to no name russians and no name chinks

Americans should do us all a favor and nuke themselves.

>>162947232
wake me up when an EU team finally makes it to a major grand final again

PEANUT FUCKING BRAIN

>pistols are balanced

>glocks are balanced

>cocks are balanced

>cod derby
>stream immediately goes up to 100k viewers
umm goterds?

>>162947816
whoa a whole 5k more peopel?!?

>>162947816
>we want the cod audience

what part of this sentence did you not understand?

karrigan more like karried again

>>162947816
FaZe vs Optic is a great matchup regardless of the cod audience, I'm sure people were anticipating this match.

>optshit

>>162948137
???

daddy karrigan proved magog wrong once again

this cod meme matchup is making me feel some kind of way

yy

optic will win this lol

>>162948694
i arent think that

>>162948694
nah

>>162948694
Only pussies try to win no matter what

>>162948694
Carrygan is too good

wtf rush

>>162948137

>you

I N F O L O C K
N
F
O
L
O
C
K

>>162948806
>>162948864
>>162948901
>>162949004
looks like they changed the script at the very last moment...

rain is my husbando

>smix getting flustered in the presence of based rain

you

just

know

>karrigan takes off the hat
>starts carrying
umm

>>162949620
He no longer has to carry the weight of the hat.

>>162949620
shut the fuck up about karrigan

Hey I just got here. Where the games at?

/theonemanny

what did he mean by this?

>>162951643
>Our guys vs our guys

>>162951643
so rigged for c9 and nv

>>162951643
/ourguys/
hellraisers
tyloo
renegades
nip
dignitas
nv
immortals

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>>162952201
NiP aren't our guys though.

>>162951643
Our guys: Vega, Tyloo, RNG, Optic and Faze

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>>162952636
>nip
>nv

>>162927021
hey guys, i've got some ideas i want you to hear out for a CS:GO board game i am working on:
1. there will be weapon cards players equipt to their soldiers. Would adding skins for weapons as tradable rares be a good idea?
2. the game right now has a class system including: Leader, Entry-frag, Support, Sniper, and Lurker. They have abilities based on actual strats in the CSGO meta. Too autistic?
3. would it be marketable to use CSGO I.P. for a board game even if it was fun and i had permission?

>>162953690
another game ruined by pistols

why is there music playing all the time even when i'm alive now? who thought it was a good idea wtf

>>162927021
Where can I find HQ/HD images of all weapons in game? Does anyone know?

>>162953884
the pistols are high-refire (rerolling for stacked-damage) potential but low rate of fire (amount of rerolls) and especially early damage drop off. theyre gonna be CQC beasts and ranged-guns least.

do any here unironically enjoy cobble?

IMO it's trash to play and spectate and can't wrap my mind why it's not nuke tier

why are these threads so dead?

>>162957168
Nah its shit and somehow only got worse when they "fixed" it

How will the NA shuffle shake out when every team besides Optic dies?

How will the French shuffle work if there are still going to be two competitive teams rather than one and an also ran?

How will Godsent survive after they reach and lose a major?

How will Mouz try to keep Niko?

How will Renegades keep getting paid to lose worse than NA?

>>162958369
>NA CS
>French shuffle without k1o
>Shitsent with JW
>Mouz keeping anyone
>RNG >AUSSIE CS

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>switch to 40in/360 as a joke while smurfing
>i got used to it after 2 games and cant go back

im gonna give myself tennis elbow

Either GODSENT or Hellraisers WILL be at the next major lmao

>>162961902
both will