/scg/edg/ Dangerous Citizen Elite Star General #106: Birdjob Edition

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Messer clone dynasty take-over when?

>>162903948
yeah missed the second half of your post, thought you were a newfriend. they change what the biggest will be all the time, they said the Idris was the biggest thing they would sell and that it couldn't land on planets, now neither of those things are true. the plan for the unlandables used to be that they would be EvE style always persistent in the game world and thus vulnerable unless you have a 24/7 crew. who can say what the plan is now.

>>162904296

dynasty warriors: star citizen

>>162904296

There is a new /pol/ org on RSI, but it's a secret, anon :^)

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I wonder if we'll get anything like pic related.

Everyone got their wallets ready?

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>Scam Shitizen
>Elite: Dadgerous
Why are there no good multiplayer space games?

>>162905808
There are okay session games (like World of Tanks, for example): Star Conflict and Fractured Space, but no big sims because it's harder to make it appealing to a big number of consumers, I guess.

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Things reddit dads defend:
>CIG is doing us a favor by letting us access the PTU.
>We should search for bugs and participate in Issue Council solely because we want to help CIG.
>Submitting bugs and reports solely to ensure early PTU access is wrong and you shouldn't play the game until final release if that is your motivation.

>>162905940
>reddit
>ever.
Stop, all you are accomplishing is spreading their cancer here.

>>162906002
I come here for info. I go there for lulz and to trigger as many dads as possible.

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>>162904218

So yesterday i encountered a guy who got the cutlass turret to work.

He replaced the default guns with Panther Repeaters and both of the fired off in PTU.

He even said there were other guns that would work as well in PTU.

Was this a known thing or what?

>>162906358
Happened to my Cutlass too with Broadsword 11s on the turret. Had a rando riding with me and he went up there and started shooting. I had to change camera to make sure it was my ship.

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Who else is ready for another series of major disappointments in about 4 hours and 30 min?

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/christmas?iso=20161216T11&p0=137&msg=RSI+Christmas+Livestream&font=cursive


My bets:

No 2.6 until first week of january at the earliest
Star Marine will be held back a little more
SQ42 will be delayed until March
3.0 will be August 2017

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Best ship.

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>>162907770
no arguments here friend

>>162907869
>>162907770
It has a nice silhouette.

What Christmas movie should I watch while waiting for the stream to start?

>>162907971
Star Wars

>>162907770
>>162907869
it really does look like some kind of insect when landed

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>>162907869
I have $2000 worth of jpegs and my gladiator is literally the only one I have never melted or traded.

>>162907770
If they get rid of the chair lift and put some proper guns on instead of the shitty bubble turret maybe.

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>>162908007
The correct answer is Holiday Inn and Diehard

>>162907971
Die Hard

>>162908113
Chairlift should go yea, but bubble turret just needs to be made into 4xs1

>>162905940
Anon, don't tell me you're the type of person that plays an incomplete product and then gets mad that it's not complete

>>162906721
>SQ42 will be delayed until March
>3.0 will be August 2017
SQ42 depends on the tech in 3.0.

There's no way SQ42 is coming out before 3.0.

>>162908269
Oh, not at all. Those were the replies I got after I commented that doing free work for CIG was exactly that and CR doesn't love you any more for your trouble. I'm all in on the game, but I'm not disillusioned enough to think that being an extra good boy will have any impact on my relationship with CIG, they could not care less about me or anyone.

>>162908719
Well, I'm sure CIG does genuinely appreciate the effort, but not like, personally.

>>162908768
Exactly. Some people think that being a top contributor to the Issue Council will allow them to touch the face of CR. These fuckheads are laughing all the way to the bank because not only they have crowdsourced their QA, the QA is throwing money at them for the trouble.

>>162908719
Gotcha. It's a shitty website, you can't expect any less. In regards to access however, I personally don't give a shit about having access to XYZ just yet.

3 hours and 44 minutes until FUCKING NOTHING.

>>162909093
>It's friday

Oh wow, when did that happen

>>162909404
earlier today when the sun came up.
I was asleep when it happened so it was a surprise to me too.

>>162906480

Do you think it's random?

Or some complex bug that isnt guaranteed to occur?

>>162907971

2015 Krampus

>>162911024
No idea. I won't have time to test it again until later today. Hopefully there will be a PTU to play by then, but I'm prepared to be disappointed.

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>>162908554
So because we knew 3.0 was far away, why did people expect SQ42 on the last live stream?

>>162912049
Because CIG "almost had a demo ready for CitizenCon honest we did guys we just barely couldn't get it ready in time". And that was in fucking August.

>>162912390
Thats why it should be ready by now and released today

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Src0l4a51sk

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How to get to $300m before release.

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who dereks twitter here?

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Please be excited

>>162913441
If the livestream blows, Derek's chest-puffing is gonna be hysterical.

If the livestream is great, the salt and mental gymnastic will be incredible.

I don't see how this can't end well.

>>162913441
>*BREAKING NEWS* Hearing about things going on at CIG. Waiting to hear more.
what did he mean by this?

>>162906721
>Who else is ready for another series of major disappointments in about 4 hours and 30 min?

oooh! me, me!

>no sq42 demo
>no star marine
>3.0 july... maybe

>>162908768
>>162908892

I can see them offering really excellent members of evocati jobs in QA.

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>>162906721
>My bets:
>2.6 today
>Star Marine is awesome
>SQ42 (first part) in feb
>3.0 will be Feb2017

>>162914269
Good predictions but SQ42 is at least March my guess is June.

Also the monthly report will be released today

>>162913441
Jesus Christ this is the first time I'm actually looking at this dude's twitter.

It's just non-stop bitching about Star Citizen. What kind of eldritch autism compels a man to do this?

>>162914615
>What kind of eldritch autism compels a man to do this?
Now consider that he's being doing that nonstop every day since mid 2015.

>>162914615
CR mentioned him once in op ed he wrote after the escapist crap, and DS has been thriving off that one mention ever since, bragging about it on SA. meanwhile hes mentioned CR and Sandi hundreds and hundreds of times. Still with no proof that the game is a scam other than that its been delayed

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Stayin alive.

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> kek

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Shipfu

>>162918380
This is why people have been saying that they updating the deployment method (dont' know what this is called) of patches should take priority over some other things. Not only does it hurt the user but also CIG most likely. At this point it's their own fault for not implementing this.

>>162918380
But that's not how bandwidth works.

>>162918380
>brownie poop points

FUCKING SAVAGE HOLY SHIT

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>>162918558
better shipfu

>>162918726
God it's so fucking sexy, I can't handle it

>>162918558
>hourglass body shape
you have a great taste anon

>>162918726
I'd like to know how much cargo it can actually carry. From what we've seen so far a lot of the interior module space is used for both the central walkway and the catwalk on the left side.

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>You're flying through space chasing after a Herald, after some time into the chase you start hearing this song over the radio waves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g to which your end your screen suddenly fills up with hundreds of blips as your ship is suddenly surrounded by the new Cutlass blacks.

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>>162918726
Betterer shipfu

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since nobody posted it yet:

"custodian" SMG

>>162919531
It was already posted last thread, fag.

>>162914269
Praise kek

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>>162918972
>central walkway
I don't think there needs to be a straight path door to door though, the upper catwalk would take a lot of room but you could squeeze a quite bit of cargo into the middle, see pic (Stacked higher obviously)

Didn't know this was a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERkuYT3op8U

>>162919901
Knowing CIG, they won't put cargo locking plates there.

>>162919958
God damn why is the Herald so fuckn ugly?

>>162920106
It's literally a cockpit with engines on it. It's hysterical.

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>>162920106
Calling any drake ship ugly, you sir need some better taste.

>>162920106
I like it.

>>162919958
I hope the Herald (And other ships) will be able to place custom beacons anywhere in space that others/party members can warp to

>Imagine flying out as a scout to find other fleets/convoys and dropping a beacon and seeing 5 of your buddies warp in directly ontop of them

>>162920297
CYNO UP
CYNO UP

>>162920297
That would be pretty cool. Though I find myself questioning if I would get annoyed if that is limited to only the Herald.

>>162920470
It'd be cool if any ship could do it but I feel like it should be limited to these radio/transmission specialized ships just for balance and to give them more practical purpose

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Pretty cool

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30 min til stream is supposed to go live. About an hour until it actually goes live right?

I wonder if everything in this comapny is delayed. I bet most of the people working there got flat noses because I'm sure even opening doors got a huge delay.

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Monthly Report is OUT

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/15637-Monthly-Studio-Report

Is the idris coming in 3.0?

>>162921886
>and the first version of our atmospheric volume system was rolled out.
Aw shit, really? Hell yes.

>>162913441
This fucker voted for shillary didn't he?

>>162922687
Literally 4 posts up.

>>162922687
I still saw your fuck up. There's no hiding.

>we had work to do on the 85X, MISC racing ship and Caterpillar promo.
So, MISC racer all but confirmed for today. Along with another studio saying that they worked on a ship they can't talk about yet it's not entirely unlikely that they'll show off this ship at the GrimHex racetrack or something.

>>162922139
it's coming with SQ42

>>162921886
They really gotta work on the material for their terrain textures. They reflect light really strangely and it makes them look shiny and plastic.

Is the news letter out? If it is post a link to it

10 minutes until disappointment.

news letter

http://us5.campaign-archive1.com/?u=32d8ef31243db6075c45571bd&id=47ffb69bce&e=d4065b243c

>>162923119
No you're just used to Earth rocks. All the iron ore from Earth's surface has either corroded or has been mined away millenia ago. Meanwhile on some lifeless planet the iron ore would be just lying around, and it being basically shiny rocks would seeem really strange to you.

>>162923426
>Eight new ships are flyable in 2.6, including the massive Caterpillar, which is a sight to behold!
>Eight
What?
Caterpillar, Herald, 85x and...?

>>162923504
Stop that. Someone might think you're serious.

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>>162923426
No SQ 42 Vertical Slice today

In anticipation of today's Live Stream, I did want to address one thing that I have been seeing speculation on in the forums: whether or not today's Live Stream will feature the Squadron 42 Vertical Slice.

After we made the decision before CitizenCon that the Squadron 42 vertical slice wasn’t ready to be shown publically, we spent some time on reviewing how far off we were and what we wanted to achieve in order to be comfortable showing a full chapter of S42 gameplay. After all the effort we expended for CitizenCon, we didn’t want to spend additional developer time polishing intermediate solutions if it wasn’t going towards the final product. A slick demo isn’t that helpful if it pushes back the finished game, so we decided that the priority should be completing full systems over getting the vertical slice into a showable state.

>>162923568

>he does not realize the gods stole all our precious materials leaving us on an empty rock

>>162923551
Hoplite and the 4 new variants of the Gladius, Hornet, Sabre and Avenger

>>162923426
>No SQ42
>only shitty 2.6 gamplay

seriously fuck you CIG

>>162923757
But making a giant worm that will only be used for 1 demo and probably never again in the next 12 months is a-okay

>>162923897
Oh, right. Forgot about those. But then again, I wouldn't call recolors "new ships".

>>162923897
>4 new variants of the Gladius, Hornet, Sabre and Avenger
Those should not fucking count.

>So while it may be disappointing not to see something this year on Squadron 42, I believe it’s the best choice for the long term good of both Squadron 42 and Star Citizen. It’s critical that we focus on finishing up the core systems we’ve designed to handle the needs of both games, as without them, other parts of the development team are blocked from finalizing key gameplay.

Regarding PTU release this weekend

>We're circling a PTU candidate which will go to the Evocati later today, and, if this is successful, we will be pushing it out to a wider PTU test over the weekend so we aren’t too far off!

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Sneak Peak

>>162923964
Let's be honest, we're never going to see the worm again.

>>162924435
kys

LOL SALES ARE UP ON TIME THO AYY LMAO

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>>162924435

That haircut makes Chris look fat as fuck.

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>MISC is getting a new ship

>>162924562
Chris IS fat as fuck.

Glad to see this stream is even more subpar then usual.

>CIG fucks up audio every single god damn time

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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Standalone-Ships/MISC-Razor-LTI

>>162924745
Oh my god that looks retarded

>Livestream
>Sandi sitting next to Chris
>cut to some dev talking
>they fuck up the audio again
>Sandi's mic is still on
>annoyed breathing and a "STOP!" before it cuts out

Will they divorce before the game releases?

>>162924745
Welp.

Also what the fuck are we watching right now?

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Standalone-Ships/Vanguard-Hoplite-LTI
>cheaper than regular Vanguard

MAKE IT STOP

>>162924890
bad RP

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>>162924745
WHAT IS THAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

>>162924945
A literal F1 car in space?

>>162924745

My penis is hard.

>>162924745
>https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Standalone-Ships/MISC-Razor-LTI
yeah nothing about this says "misc" to me. no xi'an tech influences, no "misc cockpit" total failure.

>>162924745
So
what is the M50 going to do?

>>162924745
That looks dumb as hell.

>>162924929
Who the fuck would agree to take their ship full of loot to some random location and fight over it? What the fuck.

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>>162924920
Do people really pay $200 and up for fucking virtual ships?

wow fuck this
is this really all they have to show?

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Why are we even watching this?

>>162925242

Yes.

>>162925242
It's filler content showing off 2.6

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>>162924745
>razer
>not black
>does not have 1000 buttons
>does not have glowing LEDs

what is this

>I'm the only person who likes the Razor

Feels bad.

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>All I wanted was 2.6 released live on the stream.
>What I got was cringy RP.

fuck this shit I'm done

That might be the most autistic thing I have ever seen.

>Talking about cargo
>Well it might be cringey but at least we might see some cargo mechanics
>le ebin big benny's meme
fucking

>>162925541
this

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>have to watch it muted at work
>looks pretty cool
>don't have to deal with audio issues or RP

This fucking audio.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Polaris-Tshirt/M

Least Ben isn't in the big chair this time.

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Time to kill myself

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>this stream

>>162925637
>M

lol, manlet

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>time to show what we have

>shows nothing

>promises what they will show next year

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KEKED

>Implying EMP affect lasts more than half a second.

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>>162925541
Can't stop the memes

>It'll definitely be in 3.0
>definitely
You'd think CR would have learned to stop using that word by now.

>>162925819
Oh for fuck's sake, it's really gonna end up coming next year

>tfw sold your caterpillar before they showed how hueg it got

fml

>live mics

Waiting for somebody to fuck up

This is fuckin cancer

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>>162925917
>upgraded from a freelancer max to a catapillar b4 the price hike

Jesus this audio is so fucking bad what the actual fuck

Is the sale literally just the F1 car and the hoplite?

>>162925239
Some people pay a lot more. A LOT more.

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ppl gave this guys millions of dollars

I feel like they're parodying themselves, but I know that they're not and that this is just the worst stream they have ever done.

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This is the worst stream I've ever seen.

>>162926329
>>162926336
Feels like he lost some bet.

OH GOD. BEN. NOOOOOOOOOO

This is giving me machinima vibes but worse

>>162926329
who's this fuckboi ?

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I'm done, I'm so fucking done

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How are they cocking things up this bad? Seriously, how? I demand an explanation.

This stream is going to be the fodder of literally a million scam citizen memes and shitposts.

Like holy shit, I am a whale and wtf is this shit.

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>>162926336

>>162926206
If my lipreading is on point than Ben is saying they will also have the cheaper aurora starter packs till the next year.

Does anyone at CIG give a shit anymore? Is it over? Are they finally packing it in?

>>162926441
PLEASE stop avatarfagging.

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post screenshots of sharts twatter

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Just watching the stream makes me cough up blood.

Shut the fuck up Sandi, the audio isn't out of sink

This is so shit that my sides exploded

oh great now ben is here to sell, Sell, SELL those concept ships

this is like finally figuring out the entire thing was a bad joke all along

this is gold, so good

Holy shit, did I tune into a parody stream? It's one thing to fuck something up, but how do you fuck up in such a spectacular fashion I cannot fathom.

Tell me Shill Citizens, what's it feel like that PGI can handle a livestream better than your beloved Christ Roberts?

>>162926707
I wanna die

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>>162926739

>>162926707
literally who?

>>162926521
Not avatarfagging, I just have a shitload of reaction images.

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MERICA

>shit sale
>shit stream
>shit previews

what a fucking disappointment

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>>162926641
>>162926471
>>162926306
>>162926151


kys

>CR bailed on Sandi

Is he going to knock some heads?

>>162926795
Why is it always cropped pictures of panty?

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>>162926873
this is WAY beyond a disappointment. This has shaken my confidence more than any other event in the last 4 years. What the actual fuck is ALL OF THIS.

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How is this a MISC ship?

>>162927007
Because I have a shitload of them.

>>162926997
He's going to be a she in a year.

Why did they even bother with a holiday stream? This is just pathetic and not showing us anything new and could better be done by doing a simply short seasons greetings video wishing us the best and notifying us of a ship sale.

>>162927080
That's what we call being an avatarfag, dear friend.

>no 2.6
>talk about shit coming in 3.0
>bad RP
>MISC racer looks like a F1 car with no wheels
>sneaking suspicion they can't get their AI to work the way they want because they keep talking about the same points they did last year

3/10 stream so far, anyone want to buy an account?

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>>162927041
why the fuck? You better be LITERALLY SHAKING right now

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>>162927062
pack it up boys.

>>162927223
I'll give you about $3.50

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>>162927218
I also have cropped pictures of stocking.

Normally I'd love to listen to TonyZ but I'm too pissed to care.

>>162925239
There's literally a package called the "Completionist" that costs well over a grand

>>162927240
Its such a clusterfuck, Like I said it's like they're parodying the "shitty CIG stream" thing but they're clearly not actually parodying.

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someone tell this skinny-fat moron to get a haircut

jesus christ, you're supposed to be a grown man

>>162927062
zee-anne teck lel

it's a fucking m50 with a skirt

Should I cross-chassis upgrade from Mustang Alpha to P72 archimedes?

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>tfw whale
>tfw this stream
BY THE WAY GUISE, DID WE MENTION HOW AWESOME ITEMS 2.0 IS ALREADY?

>>162927426
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>>162926151
please kys

>>162927062
Body of cutlass just with a pointy nose

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>>162927580

mfw someone agrees

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>>162927504
They did shove in the Khartu-al's engines and put little triangles all over.

>>162927736
gotta reuse those assets

>Holiday sale on Aurora and Mustang Starter packages
>Still worse value for money than the SC+S42 package

It's like they don't want people playing S42

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post yfw watching this stream and you already illicitly played the 2.6 build

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/media/2lxuyk90h9qupr/source/Carterpillar_brochure.pdf

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WHERE'S THE FUCKING GAME, CHRIS?

It's over bros

Derek was right

>>162928078
They already showed their bad RP, retard.

I just tuned in, what happened? Was it really that bad?

>>162928138

>Derek was right

Fuck.

YOU KNOW

>>162928239
YA KNOW

So how long is the holiday stream normally? That way I know when the sperging may stop.

>>162928301
at least two hours Also seems they fixed their audio problems.

>>162928409
Thanks

this is crap for 10 for the chairman or something, not an annual event stream

y'know y'know y'know
y'know y'know y'know
y'know y'know y'know

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>This stream

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>Live stream is so far 1 hour behind

I knew it! Everything is delayed!

When Ben goes to the bathroom, his shit is delayed until his hand is under ready to wipe.

>>162928662
you didn't even need to expect anything to be disgusted with this stream

>We were being conservative with the rate at which we add these new professions
ahahahahaha

>3.0 is still hot air

so we ain't seeing this shit release until 2018 right?

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/media/bdbzt2is9p8oer/source/Razor_brochure-3.pdf

>>162928883
2020 is more realistic

So, has anything been said at any point about player ownership/building of stations or whatnot?

It'd go a long way in encouraging the conflict of resource control.

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS HOLY FUCK

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>>162928747
Yeah, I expected:
>Happy Christmas
>Some 2.6 demo shit.
>Ships sales.
>maybe some 3.0 tease but really not.

but god damn

Ya Know
Ya Know
Ya Know

It's like every third word, what timeline is this.

>>162928948
try with never

Did I hear that correctly? Tony Z's kids are called Phoenix and Savanna Storm?

>>162929150
So is Chris using "Y'know" now just to make fun of his employee?

is this their worst stream ever?

>This sick fuck is naming his children so they can have an entire childhood of ruthless bullying

>>162929271
I think something happened and everyone is rattled as fuck.

You know?

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how much is chris paying them to wear this?

I made videos like this at age 12. What the fuck are they thinking.

>>162929354
It's not about money, it's about freedom :3

I'm in stitches

What is even going on right now.

>>162929354
They're community managers. It was probably their idea.

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so this is what happened to my monies

The cringe holy shit

those fucking tits

>>162929580
The entire community team is a drain on the company and should be sacked.

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>>162929309
Quite possibly, its fucking awful it was better when they used to stream skype.

Im like 2 secs away from a requesting a refund desu

>>162929654
Those suggesting that sacking the QA team would improve the company, Have been sacked.

Jesus christ the stream is a dissapointment

Even though Mici is probably a crazy SJW with that hair, I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

>>162929607
It was probably broken already desu

That's cringy but the good kind of cringe.

>>162929726
>Im like 2 secs away from a requesting a refund desu
why do people keep saying this, you wont get a refund lol

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>>162929309
I hope yes.

>>162929737
vomitinggoose.jpg

What in the flying fuck is this bullshit, i was expecting game related stream, info about 2.6, some 42 footage, maybe 3.0, why the fuck they're doing this ? it's painful to watch.

remember when reddit thought this video was going to be sq42?

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>>162929854
muh monies

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>>162929874

Were they working on this instead of 2.6?

So why are they wasting money and time on this shit?

>>162929873
>What in the flying fuck is this bullshit
I bet it's another Ben's "great" idea.

>>162929990
I don't mind if they do morale building stuff on their own time, it makes people more productive at work. But it shouldn't be broadcast to thousands of people.

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>>162929726
this stream is so bad it's almost surreal

>audio is fucked up AGAIN
Come ON

L A Y O F F S

LA AND AUSTIN STUDIOS LITERALLY SHUT DOWN ENTIRELY.
It's for the good of the mission.

>>162930117

The winners get to keep their jobs.

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How is it that a company earning tens of millions of dollars per year has somehow worse production value than random teenagers that purchased a budget blue yeti microphone?

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look man just buy the fucking .jpegs

>>162930201
Dump all the money into DE and UK and we might actually get a good game.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/15639-DRAKE-Caterpillar
>Long hailed as a hard-fought alternative to the ubiquitous Hull series, the Caterpillar is a freighter that doesn’t skimp on weaponry or customization.
Fucking Ben

>>162930007
Ben needs to get in to his sugar coma already and become their office vegetable already.

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>>162930217

>Old Vanderval
fucking casuals

I bet none of these cunts will even break a 60s lap

>>162930461
So sexy.

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>>162930296
Fire chris and the entire US team and we might get a game. Also get sandi some food quick.

>>162930461
white people

Just joined the stream. Did they show something.Did something happen? Should I get more beer?

>>162930805
Rewatch the steam with vodka, take a shot every time Tony says "You know"

WAT.

They're removing the aggressor badge and we have to earn it again?

>>162930825
>Looked away from stream
>Looked back
>First thing I see is a hamburger bun of fat

>>162930805
just scroll up in this thread... that is all you need to know. better get something stronger... like bleach or rat poison

>>162930863
lol I never got it in the first place

>>162930851
Sounds like a plan. Thx

>>162930960
You will literally die in two minutes.

>>162931001
i'm already dead

>>162931001
Like someone turning in a 85x as I can see.

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Is....is this the elite dangerous general too?

>>162931064
lucky, you don't have to watch this stream

>>162931165
not today fgt

>>162931087
HUE

>>162931165
It's SC time so goons shitposting hour

>>162931165
I'm afraid there is no such thing, mate. Some people seem to talk about it from time to time. But they don't seem to be very happy and fulfilled persons.
And that's coming from us, Robertards.

>>162930217
>being so dad you turn into a mom
Holy shit.

>>162931165
In theory. In practice its only EDG for a few hours a day.

make it stop

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/media/2lxuyk90h9qupr/source/Carterpillar_brochure.pdf
Can we talk about this?

You know I fucking love the Caterpillar, it's probably the best looking ship so far in my opinion. And while the modular segments is a really cool idea there are some major flaws with the current design.

>There is no ladder from the catwalk to the cargo floor hold at the front of the ship.
This seems really dumb, if you EVA enter from the front you have to walk back at least 1 module to go up the ladder and then go back to enter the turret. And what if the non-cargo modules don't even have ladders in them, depending on how many ladderless modules you're rolling with you could potentially have to go all the way back into the engine room -> up the stairs -> onto the catwalk, running the whole length of the ship, twice, just to enter a turret in the same room.

>Only the front cargo door has an airshield and there is no airlock between the body and the modules.
You pretty much can't have any side cargo doors open in space if you want to be able to enter the modules/main body because of this. If you're in the living area and want to enter the first cargo module that has it's doors open you have to either depressurize the living area first or go up a floor -> go into the EVA access room and depressurize it -> go on the module catwalk and go down a ladder.

>The tractor beam controls are on the wing,only giving you a clear view of the right side of the ship if you want to load cargo in space.
What's the point of the cargo doors of the left side then?

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>>162931273
We're all unfulfilled miserable people here.

This is a fucking space games general after all.

>>162931451
But where are the modules? we know they concepted out a bunch of em.

>>162931551
You're right. I'll go fetch my CRT monitor and play some Tie-Fighter.

Farewell

>>162931656
They haven't shown any other modules than the cargo ones that are default officially yet, but as far as I know it's going to be stuff like medical bay, electronics room etc.

Ben disturbs me. He's not a normal person, I think he might touch kids.

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>>162931451
Like Ive been saying, they're standoff buffers and grapples for ramming.

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>>162931907
its his arms, they are too short for his size

EUROPE
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>>162932171
I wonder how he wipes his ass

>tfw you will never look down and see mici's pink head gobbing your knob

>>162932254
he doesn't

>>162932413
that's why he has his own office

>>162932254
Bidet, or a girlfriend with a scat fetish

I took a nap and missed around 90 minutes of the stream. I'm not disappointed, because I turned it on to find some arena commander garbage.

I'm going to check RSI to see if I missed anything worthwhile.

I have no words for how awkward this is

>>162930208
Neko is cute! CUTE!

GG EZ EU

>>162933141
I'd pet that neko

melissa or mici who wud u fuck?

is Melissa (Neko-CIG) truly best waifu?

>prefers fixed weapons and a HOTAS

>>162933195
Melissa first, I have an asian fetish.

>>162931273
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>>162933009
What's happening with your game that's make you robtards upset?

>>162933210
she's absolutely perfect