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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, PAYDAY 2, and bedtime General

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FUCKING COCKAROACHES edition

Previous nap >>162829869

>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22003369/Deckstravaganza_v6.zip

to use kingpin (especially if you want to use the injector) in custom/secondary deck, set it as your perk deck in game UI first then customize as you see fit
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Where the fuck is my weekly safe
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>>162886562
Kingpin was the only one I hadn't filled up, I was missing 3 cards from the perk deck and once I filled it I went back to 0
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>>162885732
Yes only bot Tony will say them.
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>my poor wallet
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>>162886768
>managers.skilltree:give_specialization_points(13700000)
that line of code forces conversion of 1.37 million XP into perk points

for a level 100 player that would give 13700 perk points which is exactly enough to max Kingpin deck from 0 points spent and 0/9 cards unlocked

if you had not maxed all other perk decks and were lower than level 100 (i think level 89 or below, check wiki for details) you might have gotten more perk points. this is the only case where you could run the script multiple times and see any effect

otherwise when you have all other perk decks maxed and you already spent some points on Kingpin, the game will only convert enough fakeXP to give the perk points needed to max Kingpin.
gaining more fakeXP (by running the script multiple times) would give 0 perk points

as part of the function to convert XP to perk points, it checks how many perk points you've earned in total which includes any points you've spent on other decks. if the total is greater than 13700 * number of perk decks (currently 17) then it will bypass the rest of the function and give you 0 perk points regardless of XP earned
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Who /dlc unlocker/ here
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8th for bugs fucking everywhere
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>visit safehouse
>talk to tony
>"you ever play piano?"
>"you ever shoot at a piano?"
>shoot the piano
>the keys play notes
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EVERY FUCKING NEW HEIST

GARBAGE OPTIMIZATION

60FPS ON EVERY HEIST

EXCEPT PRISON, STEALING XMAS, AND NOW SCARFACE

FIX UR SHIT B4 U RELEASE IT IM TIRED OF DROPPING 30+ FPS BCUZ OF U FUKS

U STUPID MFERS
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I wanted to make a long post about how i think the kingpin would be used but
>the last paragraph of the last perk card in kingpin
>Your chance of getting a higher quality item during PAYDAY is increased by $multiperk5;.
Also thinking about it,because they made infamous quality items "as common" as normal quality items doesn't that mean with multipliers they're more common?
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>>162891629
post specs
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>>162891992

GOOD ENOUGH TO GET CONSTANT 60FPS WITH ALMOST ALL GRAPHICS ON MAX, ON EVERY MAP EXCEPT THE 3 NEWEST ONES , U STUPID MFING BUTTMUNCH
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My only problem with Tony, honestly, (besides the obvious face model), is that his dialogue seems rather not well-written. He could have had more badass lines but it is a little underwhelming. VA's great but whoever scripted the dialogue could have done better. Still better than Rust, at any rate.
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>>162892292
sounds like shit
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>>162892361
>We are like a fucking army, we should fucking invade other countries
Or it was something like that, his bot warcries are pretty good.
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>>162892492
Oh, I haven't heard those yet. That's at least cool to know. I wonder if he does FWB speech as well.
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Where are the flamingos and how the fuck do i use underbarrel launcher?
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>>162892730
Same key you use for bipod, 4.
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>>162892730
flamingos are off the map to where you can't actually go. you can see and shoot them though.
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>>162892712
This is his FWB speech
Hey, yeah, that's right. This is a robbery. But we don't want to hurt you, okay? We're just here to take the banks money. Your money's insured so you're gonna be fine if you stay fuckin quiet and you don't try to be a fuckin hero. You think of your families, okay? Think of your mama. We're just gonna get what we came for and then we're all gonna be free to go.
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>>162892793
>>162892952
Thanks a lot.
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I think I like the hole pack
The assault rifle is not bad and the combo can make you get easy ammo from waves of cops plus you have a huge damage weapon againts specials, you can bring a secondary of whatever you want thanks to that.
The perk deck is short of a "I wont fucking die" button good enough to run or get out sticky situations, combine it with bullseye to cheese some free health recover in middle of the shooting. hell I'm having no troubles with it combined with a LBV.
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>all those spawns on DW,

24th for the devs not actually playing the shit they're making.
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>mfw seeing the trees in the scarface heist changing size whenever you get close or far from them
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>>162897885
It's like the beginning of Boiling Point where you have shit shooting at you from every possible angle and the only tell is the tracers.
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>tfw still no pics of Al pacino carrying a goat
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Still no xmas decorations for safe house.
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>that chat,

has science finally gone too far ?
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>>162893226
Wow, that's basically Robert DeNiro's speech from the bank robbery scene in Heat, only told through Tony Montana.
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>>162901991
Considering how much of a hard-on Overkill has for the movie, it's not much of a surprise.
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>>162892292
>good enough to get constant 60 fps

inb4 celeron dual core socket 775
nvidia gforce 8400gs
2gb ram
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>>162901991
every heister has that speech with minor variations. Do you even play the game?
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>>162902374
I've never heard any of them give that speech. Ever. What triggers it?
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>>162902602
Bots do that speach at FWB.
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>>162902602
they're reserved for bots only, and only on FWB.
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>>162902696
>>162902716

Ah. Well there you go then: I usually do FWB either with a full group in my lobby before I start, or if I join a game already in the middle of the heist.
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Does KingPin actually heal any health you've already lost? Or does it only heal you AS YOU ARE GETTING SHOT?
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>>162904052
As you are getting shot

Also thats not fucking pizza.
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>>162904052

You heal when taking damage but only a % of it. So if you're taking hp damage while its active and its healing 50% then you're just taking 50% less damage in total to your hp.
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>>162904252
>>162904270
Thanks Anon.

This makes me wonder if it might actually synergize with Frenzy/Berserker pretty well, if you're only going to take 10% damage from everything on top of 25% damage being ignored in the first place.
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>>162904536
I've been wondering if it'd be possible to chain adrenaline shots if you're running frenzy + kingpin, could be worth trying out.
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>>162904536

Keep in mind though, it makes everything target you. On Mayhem or DW it's utter suicide in more open areas. Even if your damage resistance is up to 80% it's still so much damage you go down.

As for beserker, not really as it heals you and healing is what you dont want with zerker. Armorer is best for zerker. 300 armor that regens almost instantly.
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>256 damage broomhandle
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>>162904982
IT DOES NOT
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>>162905334

It does.
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>>162905334

Just checked. it does.
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neat
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>>162904767
>Running
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>>162907826
That game had better writing.
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are you not supposed to get ammo pickups for the underbarrel launcher?
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>>162909254

Works for me, using any mods?
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>>162909318

plenty, fuck. off to debugging then
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Does anyone wanna do stuff with me and be friends.
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>>162892952
>Need to play this heist 10 times for the flamingo trophy
They really wanted us to enjoy this LOUD only heist designed only just to kill cops and the cartel.
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>>162899140
size in this game is all wrong to be honest.
>if you walk and get side to side with any other character they are giant gonzales compared to you.
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>>162909871
Never go full retard, just start heist on normal run only 3 flamingo spots and restart.
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>>162909828
All right! All right, big man? You wanna make some big bucks? Lets see how tough you are. Do you know something 'bout cocaine?
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>>162910253
You kidding me or what?
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Any mod to use warcries while playing with a character?
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>>162910327
There's a bunch of Colombians coming in Friday. New guys. They say they have two keys for us, for openers. Pure coke. Hotel in Miami Beach. I want you go over there. If it's what they say it is, you pay 'em and bring it back. You do that, you get five grand!
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>>162910360
Go, pay, bring it back, yeah?
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>>162910436
You know how to handle a machine gun?
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>>162910494
Yeah, man. We're in the army in Cuba.
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>>162909959
That's due to the position of the camera.
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>>162910536
You'll need a couple of other guys.
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>>162910598
That's no problem, man.
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>>162909428

Got it to work btw... damn that weapon is ridiculous.

>>162909828

maybe
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>>162910639
Be at Hector's Bodega at noon Friday. You get the buy money then. And chico! If anything happens to that buy money, y pobreci! My boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!
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>>162910676
I'm scared!

we did it reddit
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>>162910647

Yeh it's like 1 nade per box which is way too many. Though the rifle itself gets fuck all for ammo.
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>>162910781

dunno, neither the rifle nor the underbarrel part are lacking for me. why is overkill doing this kind of dumb powercreep again?
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>>162911070

Everyone of my friends said its underpowered and shit.

So yeh i guess its just right if some say its useless and some say its OP.
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>>162902886
Obviously.
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>>162911302

are your friends playing exclusively one down? then they could be right, on dw I found it straight broken without even the need to use my secondary at all.
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>>162911448
Not that anon but my main irk is that i don't find it an accurate representation of Tony Rifle, you know i was expecting a 30 round magazine M4A1 full auto with let's say 160 max bullets and 3 powerfull grenades that are recharged only by grenade cases.
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>>162897885
It could be worse, anon

A lot worse.
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>>162911983

ya, 160 bullets would mean a 40-dmg-rifle which would be completely fucked after jules´ "balancing" and the gl would very likely mean shit concealment so not even the allmighty crit could save you. Besides what you are asking is basicly already ingame, just wait for the next gage dlc where there will be a underbarrel attachment for the car series
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>>162911983
>M4A1
>not M16A1
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>people saying there's lyrics in the new song
>played the new heist 6 times loud but still haven't heard it
This is suffering
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>>162830275
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- Record Low Crime Rate (any_6_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Rattle My Bones (daily_snake)
Brought to you by Sydney.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>162912414
Sorry anon im not a /k/ and my gun knowledge is pretty basic.
But yeah i was expecting your pic or at least mods for the weapon to make it like that.
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Simple questions, fellas.
How shit is the perk deck?
How good is the gun?
Is the Heist worth buying too?
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>>162912436
There is a huge chance on OD that it wont shut up for the whole heist.
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I've read pocohud let's you say warcries and i downloaded it, how do i make it work tho, i want to spam Tony warcries while playing as him.
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"get in the car"
"how"

meltdown worst pub heist ever
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>>162913353
There's no balls meter bro, taunting won't help.
>fun
No.
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>>162913409
I find it fun and i play alone, how it affects you.
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>>162913505
Get out.
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>>162913575
I will have fun and you can't do anything about it anon.
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>that grinder buff
>hitman buff
>cavity is now a better M308
>GSPS is God tier
>well paying fun loud heist
>Tony is actually a good character

It almost makes a man forget the melee nerf.
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>>162913364
>how
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>>162913696
That's what you think, have fun with those game crashes today :^)
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>>162913364
>mfw this reminds me how good my crew was during P:TH times when doing secret vault all day
>Now i don't know where they are
Feels bad

>>162913904
Game didn't crashed once.
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>>162913748
>cavity is now a better M308
Wait what?
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>>162913748
GSPS what?
where
when
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>Not using Kingpin perk deck as Tony
>Not getting shoot while also saying YOU THINK BULLETS ARE GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME? or YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH? thanks to a mod
Is too fucking good
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>>162915408
Can you give me the name of the mod?
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>>162915634
Here
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14317
also not only adds you saying the bots lines but also use the new lines in older heist to improve interactions and shit. Game feels more lively
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>>162915785
Mod is long dead and creator has literally no plans to come back, also buggy
I wouldn't use it
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>>162916202
The creator is back in restoration and plans in updating it along the hud, the only thing that bugs would be Uppers but whoever the fuck uses them, deserves getting downed.
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>>162916403
Uppers?
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>3 updates later arbiter incendiary ammo still unequippable
>last post in the original thread in the bug report section on the topic was made November 25
>no comments from overkill saying they're looking into it
>nothing in known issues or confirmed bugs about it
>someone bumps thread because it still hasn't fixed
>mod says bumping is unnecessary and locks the thread

What did he mean by this?
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>>162916507
buy the next DLC goy
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>>162916403
Lol Fuck right off, uppers are super useful on death wish
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how do I get the yellow car trophy.

Stealth?
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>>162916867
git gud
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>>162914436
It's the shotgun from the Goat Sim DLC
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http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/10/154642321534406241/
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Trashly didn't tell us about the invite-only giveaway, we are unloved.
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>>162918498
What giveaway?
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>>162918787
two scarface-dlc-related, invite-only giveaways on steamgifts, both started recently, one of which is already over.
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>rats DW
>shitter with ngbto and meth helper
>still puts wrong ingredient
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>>162918935
KEK
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>>162918935
I used Meth Helper but really cooking meth is easy, just wait Bain to read 2 lines to confirm an ingredient and thats all, the only bad part is how long it takes to cook meth
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>>162918880
You should have been watching the dev stream
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>>162919860
I was, we're still unloved.
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>>162919947
Trashly loves me, but she was talking shit about you.
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>>162920193
>she
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>>162919860
My internet is too slow to watch streams.
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>>162921128
Twitch is too slow to host streams.*
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who are we
who are we really
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>>162916507

Where was that? I never saw anything like that.

They know about it though i can ask about it next week.

>>162918498
The giveaway was for the stream viewers.
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>>162921483
a bunch of losers who beg for dls codes
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>>162921483
A failure 23 yearold neet.
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They removed that twitch video with the discord calls in it.
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>>162921692

Pretty sure stuff gets deleted automatically over time. They don't save them beyond the automatic twitch saving.
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>>162921521
Hey Ashley are you a top or a bottom?
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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
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>>162922097
>he does
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>>162921979
Jules was taking discord calls on stream while playing and a guy called in and called Ashley a tranny.
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>>162921521
Are you a dev or somebody who knows them? can you guys fucking add mods to the Little friend to make it look like a M16A2?
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>>162913748
>melee nerf
you mean fucking melee buff
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>>162922097
>>162922285
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>>162921979
Black projects?
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>>162922361
How is dropping all melee weapons with a damage of 70 to 30 a buff?
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>>162922502
the bloodthirst buff
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>>162921530
>>162921483
This.
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Why is my Who's There trophy stuck at 13/15 and some heists that I stealth that I haven't done before won't count and yeah I know Overkill or higher and 15 different heists
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Was in the other thread where people gave steam keys and got the yakuza pack, but the sec. sokol pack and scarface packs started being given >Steam activation attempts limit reached
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>>162922986
Newfag detected.
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So what is the best Swan Song weapon and why is it the Commando rocket launcher?
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>>162922986
Sorry, I already called dibs on the next Sokol pack. I'll let you have the Scarface one though.
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>>162922986
reddit please go
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>>162913748
What the grindr buff?
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>>162923605
What the reading patchnotes?
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>>162923696
"Fixed an issue where throwable weapons did not trigger the Grinder effect"
Is this it? That's underwhelming.
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>first world bank with pubbies
>watch how they bump into guards on the first floor in casing mode ad infinitum
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>>162924241
Read on anon, something something beta something click here something.
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>>162921952

;)
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>>162923146
>Mfw
I just don't give a fuck
Here since 3 years and if you think I'm gonna give a shit about anon not liking me not following the "writing rules" Just go to auschwitz you fkn kike
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>>162924332
REDDIT leave
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>>162924332
Even if you were new, i dont see a prob, we all were new someday.
Replying like this shows that you actually do give a shit about an anon not liking you.
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>>162924332
>fkn
You are trying too hard now newfriend.
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>>162921521

http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/14/154641879452190444/
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>>162924332
I would like a bound copy of these Writing Rules please. Double-spaced with Time New Roman font would be fine.
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>>162924303
Grinder - Histamine Perk 1 :
Damaging an enemy heals 1 life points every 0.3 seconds for 3 seconds.
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>>162924656
>http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/14/154641879452190444/

Ah okay, hm i see the point of no bumping threads. A little more info the the person closing the thread would have been wise though.

Like i said earlier, i'll talk to staff about it on monday. For now i don't really know about it at the moment.
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>>162924749
4 points every 0.3 seconds for 4.2 seconds when maxed while being able to stack every 1.5 seconds for 56 health per trigger.
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The cameras on the new heist are utterly fucking broken, they seem to INSTANTLY go off if there's a guard near them that's alerted and not in the usual cone of vision that they operate on.

I'm not sure if it's intentional because bain keeps talking about how paranoid the guy is but it's really fucking stupid.
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>GSPS
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>>162924870
Hofer or Van der Bellen skank?
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I am free from the curse once again
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>>162928590
100% master race reporting in.
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>Hey Dallas, you and me, we are thinkers, leaders
Tony fits with the gang, now I wonder which who has more interactions
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>>162928590
see you next week
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YOU AND I
WE'VE BEEN GOING THE DISTANCE
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>>162930154
Man, I hope not, this has been rapid-fire.

Though most of them have been pretty straightforward but that stealth one sucked, I don't think it's soloable.
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>>162930262
The distance up your ass.
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>>162930309
mandatory git gud
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>>162930262
>tfw the vocals kick
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>>162930520
i generally prefer instrumentals but Break the Rules is significantly better when it actually has vocals in
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>>162930520
>Like 8 times playing the heist
>Never hear the vocals kick in
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how do I get people to play with from here? fairly new player here, and I'd like to heist with some like-minded autists
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>>162931081
HI.
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>>162931081
>Like-minded autists
Describe yourself
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>>162931081
you don't
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>>162930754
It took me 4-5 times before hearing it.
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>>162931081
trust me, you don't actually want to play with people from this general. Just play and chat with normal pubs you meet in game. you'll find plenty of good company.
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>>162932091
>pubs
>finding good company
i hosted all the way through OD
i will tell you now pubs are not good company
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>>162901991
Funny that Al Pacino's character was a cop in that movie
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Hey Trashly, if me and a group of friends are going for the Overdrill 145+ masks in PD:TH, do we all have to record the heist or can just one person record and link the steam profiles for everyone involved in the mail?
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>>162912436
It seems random. When I was doing jew store there was no lyrics but on the escape I heard it.
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>>162931232
>>162931441
https://steamcommunity.com/id/vastined/
I can do voice too if you got a discord or something.

>>162931508
>>162932091
I'd rather have people from here than pubs, some of them are really good but you always get that faggot who doesn't know how to stealth to be fair I'm not exceptional at it but at least I'm not braindead and ruins every single attempt.
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>>162932507
nerd
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>>162932091
>pubs
>plenty of good company
>plenty
>good company
>good
They didn't only drop you on your head at birth I see.
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>>162932146
>>162932507
>>162932697
Not the guy you're talking to but I agree with him that trying to partner up with people from /pdg/ has often resulted in a shit ton of drama that gets spewed all over this thread after the participants meet up and sperg out on each other during a heist for whatever reason.

But finding good players (who don't cheat) among pubs is also equally retarded. You're pretty much fucked anywhere you go.
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>>162904252
that's chicago style, anon.
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>>162932507
join the group you jagaloon
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>>162933143
i never implied pdg was any good
i was just saying pubs are absolute trash
i have never played with any of the fags here
so i don't know if any of you fags are actually fags but you probably are

if you're actually gay and like penis keep on reading

no seriously it's okay keep going

click the spoiler image
if you already did you're a gay anyway
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>>162930309
Scarface stealth is easy as fuck with a team because you can spend an ECM at the beginning to kill all the outside guards, finish the hack, then ECM rush the rest.

lol solo stealth
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>>162933561
>24 hours on record
Boi
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>>162933561
ASHLEY DON'T CLICK THE PIC IT'S A TRAP! JUST LIKE YOU ARE!!!
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>>162922628
unnecessary, had they never made the other melee weapons all shit and samey to begin with.
but that's just my opinion, man -i'm not even that guy.

setting my frenzy builds on the backburner for the time being.
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>bloodthirst buffed melee
>having to shoot my gun if i want to have good damage on melee=buff
stop this
>>
So any reason they decided to do a crossover with an ancient forgotten movie?
like is there a remake announced or something that I missed because it seems stupid as all fuck if not
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>>162934348
>having to shoot my gun
terrible, I know
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>>162934928
>melee
>shooting a gun
do you not get how shooting my gun is not putting my fist through a cop's head?
>>
would the new perk deck be a decent replacement for sociopath on my generic Enforcer shotgun build?
because it seems like it might be
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>>162935069
Run dodge for shotgun builds
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>>162935147
>run
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>>162935147
But I like being a wall and just murdering everything in my path.
Dodge is not being a wall
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>>162935236
you fat fuck
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>>162935246
But anon with dodge you have a chance to be immortal while being very speedy at the same time
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>>162935236
GO ON, LIFT THOSE LEGS
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>Host doing overdrill
>a guy joins and places all C4 thinking we just couldnt get past the lobbie
>Notices he fucked up and leaves the game
>Infinite assault fest
I guess one step closer to robbacop trophy
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>>162936205
is it a bug that overdrill works on mayhem?
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>>162936331
Don't think so, I guess its because is pretty much DW or if they already updated it, close to it.
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>>162932306
are you fucking dumb or something? the secret is over, nobody is getting in the group now.
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>>162936741
You can still get the Overdrill 145+ masks if you record yourself doing it and send it to Overkill.
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>>162934760
>like is there a remake announced or something that I missed because it seems stupid as all fuck if not

http://acedmagazine.com/scarface-coming-back/

Now, that said, the Scarface in PD2 is THE Tony (motherfuckin') Montana from 1983, so even if/when the Scarface reboot comes out, it probably won't be the guy we now got in PD2.
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>>162936205
>G fucking G
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Fuck, I never get any shotgun skins, they are the only weapon type I use and the game never gives me any bloody skins for them
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so who /ScarfaceXSydney/ ?
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>>162937958
Nobody, Kill yourself. Shit ship.
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>>162937958
>not scarface x jimmy
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>>162937942
>Izma

You can't polish a turd.
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>>162937958
>>162937994
>>162938092

>Not Scarface X Michelle Pfieffer
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>>162938201
that skin is for the Krinkov, I primarily use the two double barrel shotguns and the various non automatic secondary shotguns
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>>162937958
ChainsXDragan is the best broship
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>join hoxton breakout with two russians
>one is a cheater, the other is very very average
>I don't care, because even with cheats they were really mediocre, and I just wanted my payday
>get kicked at the car for no reason

fugging reported, I hope they burn. Why would people even cheat in this game, let alone kick just because they can? Why do so many really young Russians and Brazilians play this game? Why do they keep bringing saws everywhere?

I'm so salty right now.
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>>162938709
host your own games retard
or get friends
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>>162938709
>Why do so many really young Russians and Brazilians play this game
Because it's a rule of every multiplayer game. And when they don't have it then the game is probably ded
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>>162938709
Why don't you set your Crime.net to only list games near you instead of worldwide?
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>>162939043
They're offline.

>>162939059
True. I shouldn't be going into pugs with high expectations.
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>>162940317
I'm a bong, getting paired with Russians. I think it's unavoidable. I don't know where these BRs keep coming from though, that's just weird, given that it's set to close.
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>everyone is down except for one shitter who has just been hiding in escape while we move bags
>kick him and bot immediately revives everyone
Reminder that bots>anyone below infamy 5
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>>162941175
>they survive longer
>they shoot cops more
they can't carry bags, but that's no issue
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>>162938553
>XD
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>>162941793
donacdum
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>>162941940
Please don't take my shitposts seriously anon.
I mean,we're all professionals here.
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>>162942152
this isn't professional
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>>162942152
>>162942201
Acting like first year fucking thieves
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/pdg/ - Pretty Dead General
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>>162942582
that tazer
got
DESTROYED
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>>162936205
what build?
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>>162943162
/pdg/ - Pretty Dick Girls
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I want to rename this image to /pdg/ but I don't know if just /vg/ would be more appropriate
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>>162943737
kill yourself
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>>162943864
that's not a terrible idea
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So we all agree Tony is good and the song gets even better when the lyrics kick in
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So since the GSPS is the strongest secondary shotty now what benefits are there for using the Judge and Loco aside from having more mod options?

No less is there any point to using a primary shotty at all since it can actually out damage the strongest ones by only a little?
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>>162945149
because 2 shotty
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>>162944672
agreed

>when the lyrics kick in
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oh god he really is perfect
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>>162945149
What's the first strongest?

Also Judge has the magazine reload.

Does the GSPS require silent killer to be good?
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>sosa guys are strong as pmc mercs
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>>162948523
It has the same damage as judge, it shouldn't need
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>>162949163
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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I'm returning to the game after a small hiatus.

Is it me or is the laser gadget way off of center now?

I know it would be that way if you stood too close to a target, but now if I'm shooting at the farther target at the safehouse shooting range, the bullets strike way to the left of the green laser dot?
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>>162949859
Its more "realistic"
>>
>Broomstick with Silent Killer does 236 damage
>96 accuracy
>100 stability
>better ammo pickup than the DMR kit AMR-16

The only thing bad about it is the scope feels weird to use and that the reload is super slow.

It has less ammo but that's not even a problem since the ammo pickup is good.
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>>162949957
Did Overkill make an official announcement that they made it that way?
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The titan cameras with the guards on scarface.
Why
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Please tell me this thing is considered an international crime.
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>took a break from PD2, about the time Safehouses came out
>noticed new DLCs
>only care about weapons and perkdecks
>an heavy assault rifle with an underbarreled grenade launcher
>a fucking M202 FLASH
>adrenaline injection based perk deck

Maybe I should play again. Time to read patch notes and catch up.
>>
>most up to date torrent is from back in October
RIP
>>
>>162951760
you made sure to put a laser sight on it too right
:^)
>>
Is it me or do shields seem more agressive now? They charge alot more often now that before.
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>>162951960
Oh, i did much more than that.
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>>162950937
Why are you worrying about cameras on Scarface? Are they slowing the game down like the ones on Hotline Miami day 2?
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>>162952124
the amount of superior German engineering here that has been tainted is making me cry
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>>162952250
do not attempt stealth
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>>162952501
Why would I?
On any heist?
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>>162952698
good
you know the most valuable lesson
stealth is a meme
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>>162951890
I looked around on the patch notes, not much besides some weaker arrow-type weapons, and reclassing of some weapons (the Broomstick and GSPS are now heavier).
I couldn't find this talk of a melee buff/nerf, though. Which update was it?
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>>162952124
I just headshotted a cloker on one down and instakilled it. Holy fuck.
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>>162952423
>superior German engineering
LOLOLOLOL
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>>162952809
I'm infamy 3 and I have never done a stealth heist beyond just afking in a friend's game while I work on homework and he does solo stealth heists.
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>>162952834
No idea which update was it, but now it works like this:
Before, melee weapons had their own subclasses, and each subclass had it's own damage type. Of course, you had the the ridiculous weapons like the Katana and the Ice Pick

Now, every important melee weapon does 30(220) not sure on these values because the Bloodthirst now stacks melee damage boost up to 1600% instead of 300%

not like melee weapons were godd in any way, but they feel shitty now
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>>162952834
Not sure but it can be summed up as: Bloodthirst skill in Brawler tree now goes up to 1600% instead of 300%, but all melee weapons which once did 70 damage now do 30 damage.
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>>162953123
So they made melee more powerful as a back-up weapon, but less powerful as a main weapon?
Garbage, I love my axe and I don't necessarily want to be playing around Zer0's Be Like Water.
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Has the fucking bullet sponges been fixed? I miss playing this game. I stopped playing it after Housewarming Party.
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>>162953249
Yeah, now it's just
>shoot gun to swing melee harder
I really hope they fix this, or put in place a system which puts weapons in their types with balanced damage. but i'm sure overkill knows everything about balance,right?
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>>162952939
Yeah, for a gun that looks like it should be an international war crime, it does a fuckhuge amount of dmg
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>>162953291
They're strong as never before. Keep those helmets flying ;)
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>>162953632
Don't meme me anon. I seriously hope the health values have been fucking fixed.

If not, has anyone made a mod to restore the old values or something?
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>>162953578
http://pd2weapons.com/l/0dd4e1538c30b3aebe33a68c33fbdcdd This is what i was running (Yes I know its not 100% perfect but sue me) I have zero ammo issues and im running dodge with 3 concealment and 40 dodge. Its pretty fucking scary
>>
>>162953402
Wait, wait, I might be able to make this work.
Does anyone remember if Sentry Guns proc Bloodthirsty?
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>>162952964
Mauser makes beautiful bolt actions
>>
>Uh, sorry operator, I was scratching my balls. But you don't know what I mean 'cuz you have no balls, but that's okay
>>
>>162953886
That is actually a great question. I have absolutely no fucking idea.
I really need to make a sentry build to test this out.
>>
>>162953886
>>162954112
So, did a quick test with no AI and only turrets using pocohud to check if the melee boost would increase with each turret kill. The turrets seem to not proc neither increase Bloodthirst at all.
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>>162953709
Abandon all hope ye who enter here. After latest update mayhem is even more bulletsponge cause health of cops has DW values. And DW and One Down values are the same since Housewarming except the fact that they slightly increased headshot multiplier (by 50%) but you won't feel a big difference. Only way on One Down is still meta..
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>>162954784
Looks like I won't be coming back to Gayday yet. Oh well.
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>>162954778
Damnit!
Oh well, I can put my melee build on ice for a while, unless a 20 damage decrease (90 -> 70) isn't a big hit.
Thanks for testing that for me, Anon.
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>>162953969
You mean the same exact one they've been making for over 100 years now? Truly innovation at its finest.
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>>162954940
>implying it's not already perfect
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>>162953249
>>162953402
>>162954861

No, fuck melee and fuck you guys. I got tired of shitters with their shitty "melee" builds running around the map not firing a damn shot thinking they could melee everything in sight. And then they end up dying clear across the map in a dogpile of cops and then whine at us for not picking them back up.
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>>162953752
delet this
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>>162955079
I don't even use melee that much. I just saved another anon the hassle of having to test some shit out. Don't be such a buzzkill.
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>>162955057
I guess semi-auto, burst, and full-auto isn't a thing in your strange little world.
>>
Daily reminder that Overkill hires retards, trans people and furries
>>
>>162955172
>Don't be such a buzzkill.
THIS
IS
/pdg/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>162955286
Who among those three groups are the absolute worst that must be genocided to hopefully redeem the company?
>>
>>162955286
Swear to god, every single OVK employee is a degenerate. Either a faggot, mentally ill or a furry.

Or all three at the same time, like Trashley.
>>
>>162955215
What are you, retarded?
It's a perfect bolt-action rifle.

semi-auto, burst, and full-auto were never in the equation.
>>
>>162955286
>Sweden

What else were you expecting?
>>
>>162955286
trans people are good though Ash, I want to suck your cock
>>
>>162955458
I thought Ash was the trans and Jones was the furry is Ash actually all three holy shit lol

>>162955415
There'd be no company left
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>>162955458
>Or all three at the same time, like Trashley.

Hey don't be talking trash about our favorite bukkake fuccboi

Can I have some free codes Ashly? ;^)
>>
>>162955495
>It's a perfect bolt-action rifle.
No it's not
>>
>>162955609
He is. A few days ago he had some tiger fursona shit as his avatar. lmao

>>162955761
>russhit
Fuck off
>>
>>162955829
Jones isnt trans at least
>>
>>162955872
:^)

Still a furry faggot tho.
>>
>>162955829
>Fuck off
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY RAIFU!!!!
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>>162956280
>his raifu is slav trash
Point and laugh at him.
>>
how do I make the most russian build
mosin or AK-47
what secondary
>>
>>162955958

He's in a furry steam group or something.
>>
>>162956430
Mosin and Krinkov
Ammo bags
Molotovs
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>>162956430
>mosin or AK-47
Both. Mosin primary, the AK secondary
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>>162955761
the nugger's alright, but doesn't compare to superior german bolt-action technology.
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>>162956447
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>>162956368
>Germans had to copy slavs to get a decent semi auto rifle

Point at them and laugh
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>>162956430
AS Val primary and AK secondary
Vlad's Armor
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>>162956543
YOU'RE A FAGGOT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I LIKE!!!
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>>162956672
>slavs had to copy Germans to get a decent automatic rifle
Hahahahahaha
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>>162956983
Except the guts of an AK-47 are nothing like the Stg44
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>>162957115
Keep projecting faggot
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>"Jesus, anon, why do you still play that game?"
>pic related
And the absurd amounts of crashes this game has
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>>162957248
Keep lying faggot
>>
>>162957304
DUDE
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The new rocket launcher is amazing
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>>162957483
And renders the old RPG obsolete now.

Overkill can redeem it by making the reloading time faster between each rocket.
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>>162957304
I think it's still kinda fun
>>
>>162951760
>>162952124

how the fuck? when I preview it it has 66 damage, I mean, silent killer doesn't add over 200% damage. I don't have the DLC for it so I don't know what all the mods for it do but I don't exactly see a DMR kit for it.
>>
>>162957693
maybe those screenshots are from the beta?
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>>162957794
They are not.
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>>162957683
Not when it crashes while playing cook off for an hour. Guess endurance heists are not for me.
>>
>>162957693
Broomstick - Damage from 37 to 65
Broomstick - Precision Barrel - Damage from -3 to +110

175 damage without silent shitter
>>
>>162957693
Precision barrel adds the damage.
Couple that with silent killer and you get that beauty.
>>
have any of you shitters tried Deckstravaganza v6 with kingpin yet?
>>
>>162957679
Doesn't RPG reload faster anyway? But it still wouldn't compete with raw DPS from Commando
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>beardlib music module used to work fine
>new update drops
>suddenly it fucking breaks
>hasn't been fixed yet
>>
>>162958695
works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>
>>162958609
>Doesn't RPG reload faster anyway?
By only about a second.

>But it still wouldn't compete with raw DPS from Commando
If you have to shoot something more than twice with a rocket from a commando, you've done something terribly wrong.
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>>162958838
Fucking how though

I've changed nothing about my mod setup and yet right when the Christmas update drops it suddenly wants to crash the game without even showing the intro video.
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>>162938338
>get a load of this faggot
her womb is so polluted he can't even have a fucking kid with her. that shit is gross meng.
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>>162958997
It just works. The only time I had problem with music was for the xmas heist but I fixed it by reinstalling the mods.
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>>162959116
Poosee eez poosee, mang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGCp8d8n90U
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what'\s the point of the rpg or commando anyway? No ammo pickups mean you just hog all the ammo bags fora few more shots
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>>162959578
Bulldozers, gangs of shields clustered together, and Captain Winters. Situational, I know, but fun.
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Are the stats on pd2weapons accurate? It's saying that with barely any changes the loco has a hair over 500 damage per shot, and that's before even throwing a supressor on it.
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>>162959578
>>162959686
And SWAT turrets.
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>>162959137
I did that and it still did nothing.

I just fixed it and I feel like an idiot for it, though
Apparently the fresh install of Beardlib wasn't enabled in the settings, somehow. I enabled it and everything was A-okay. Lesson learned for next time, but that's still kind of dumb.
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>>162959578
Rats Day 3, shooting a rocket into the bus full of cartel goons is, by far, the most fun way to kill them all.
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>>162959686
Why not just use the grenade launchers available that all have ammo pickup?
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>>162960036
Because FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER, that's why!

Also, no arc. I know Arbiter is now a thing but it requires multiple shots.
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>>162960154
>requires multiple shots
Yeah but you have like 20 of them in total or something compared to the tiny ass pittance of shots you get with the RPG, and you can pick up more arbiter grenades instead of slurping down ammo bags like Jimmy snorts coke.
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>>162959578
I wish there were more skills or a perk deck centered around explosives.
I really want to make a grenadier/rocketeer build, but the only skills that really work in favor of big booms is ammo bags.
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>>162960328
>instead of slurping down ammo bags like Jimmy snorts coke.

If you only use the rocket launchers for the situational situations mentioned above, you won't be eating much from the ammo bags.
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>>162956713
>vlad's armor
?
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I don't do my own builds often, how much shit does this suck?
http://pd2weapons.com/l/e725863dd37f2530916cda7d03398f37
I mainly wanted to just make the cav viable again while using the the loco for activating overkill
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>>162962374
Well first of all: what level(s) do you usually play on?
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>>162962374
Far Away basic is useless, Far Away ace is beter, but even then, just use flechettes.
Shotgun CQB is great.
Close-By basic is... okay, if you need the points for Overkill.

Transporter is too important to pass up.

Surefire Ace is kind of overkill, if you're using the Cavity, you bet damn well get used to headshots, and shotguns are practically automatic headshots.
Steady Grip increases Stability, not that important for a semi auto rifle and a pump shotgun.

Parkour Basic is an EZ +10% movement speed.

Where's your deployable?
Can you fit points for ICTV?
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>>162963083
as long as it's overkill viable pls don't laugh i'm fine. But i was hoping it'd be at least mayhem/deathwish viable, if not exceptionl.
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>>162962374
You have no deployable. Unacceptable.
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>>162963331
Switched far away and close up for CQB aced.
Shuffled fugi skills to get transporter basic
Dropped surefire, and basic'd diehard to get ICTV
basic'd steady grip to get fire control and lock n' load
had 2 left over for parkour basic
http://pd2weapons.com/l/fe7df4864c1c94830820528df39998dc
>>162963353
Didn't figure it was necesary to put it since i usually just take something to round out whatever lobby i'm in, health if everyone has ammo, ammo if they have health, or sentrys if i'm playing my epic gimmick sentry joker build.
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>>162959686

grenade launchers and even hand grenades are better for all of those except the turret, at least you get ammo pickup on those. For turret, the thanatos is better.
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>>162961841
>>162956713
What is Vlad's armor
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>>162964664
It's a mask.
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Little Friend ammo buff when?

I would love to be able to have a rifle, shotgun, and grenade launcher, it sounds like the perfect build, if the ammo wasn't so unsustainable.
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What is Scarface's room for? Just for him to party in? Because that bastard gets to have a gigantic fucking lounge just for himself?

Also why does Jiro get to bring friends? Having random gooks seems like a liability. Plus Bonnie's dealer and Jimmy's bartender.
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>>162965103
>if the ammo wasn't so unsustainable.

Some kind of sacrifice had to be made for putting a rifle and grenade launcher into one primary.
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>>162965346
Because VIDEO GAME, that's why!
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>>162965346
Rust please chill out, someday overkill will update your safehouse lines instead of using pager ones, at least you have it better than Wolf
Also Tony motherfucking Montana deserves that room.
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>>162965550
You know, I can understand why Rust's lines don't get updated. It's Ron fucking Perlman. Wolf, on the other hand: He literally MADE THE FUCKING GAME!
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I actually like the Little Friend even with the meme ammo total.

>mfw they increase the ammo total and it becomes even better
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>>162965713
The ammo pick up may be shit but goddamn is it good
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>>162965346
Tony is a drug lord and ex cartel from Miami, he practically owned it until Sosa's betrayal, he can be even as a good leader like Dallas if it wasn't because he is still into coke and that shit makes him do stupid things from time to time.

Jiro is an ex Yakuza who earned respect from almost all the other families in Japan, he brings bodyguards because for them he is still important.

Jimmy's is a coke adict and crazy he probably has a Bartender because he gave the gang a job that was big.

Bonnie's is also a very respected criminal, she could bring a friend and give him a big sack of cash just to attend the mini-casino and don't ask questions.

>>162965713
>Magazine increased to 30
>Max ammo 120
>Finally one can install full auto without looking like a complete retard
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>>162965713
I just want a BR kit so it becomes something in the lines of the FN FAL or the SCAR god damn it


You get more ammo for the 320 than for the gun itself, it feels like the gun is attached to the nade launcher, instead of being otherwise
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>play as bonnie
>safehouse raid
>hear bonnie in the bathroom
>"fuck off"
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>>162966103
I don't want to be that anon but
>Playing Bonnie on purpose
Never tought to see the day
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>>162966175
It's for those of us who intentionally pick the ugliest character for the lulz.
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How can I make a good shotgun build these days?

I've been enjoying my Broomstick sniper pistol, or the AMR-16 with DMR kit or the M308 or the Cavity, with a grenade launcher or saw mission depending, but I always loved shotguns and find them really fun.

But killing a Dozer in like 6 shots with my pistol just feels so good.

>>162965713
>>162965947
Is the gun part any better/as good as the DMR AMR-16, Cavity or M308? How is the grenade launcher? Like the China Puff or is it weaker? Does having the grenade launcher make up for the low ammo?

>>162966061
I never thought the FAL or SCAR were particularly good, maybe I'm using them wrong?

I always did the old meta Car-4 that is complete shit these days, with a loco secondary back in the day, or more recently Stakeout with Swedish K, and compared to one shot headshoting everything with the CAR-4 or my shotgun, the battle rifles just seemed underwhelming.
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>>162964713
when the fuck was this added
the fuck
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>>162966490
Hoxton Revenge
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>>162966446
>I've been enjoying my Broomstick sniper pistol, or the AMR-16 with DMR kit or the M308 or the Cavity

You are a fucking horrible human being
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>>162966446
The FN FAL/SCAR/rest of BRs are actually very fun if modded right, totally OP on OVK, okay on Mayhem and they were good on DW, but didn't checked on one meme down

The are kinda easy to use also, just try to not waste all the ammo, bring a good secondary tho

Also the Little Friend 7.62 is just a reskined M308 with a M320/GL40

The gun itself is good, very good, subpar ammo pool and recovery rate, but the 320...man, you just can spam that thing all day all night, the amount of ammo you get for that thing is downright ridiculous
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>>162966679
What's so bad about it?
It's not like I use them all at the same time. It's just so satisfying to be able to take a 100 accuracy memespewer with 200 damage and blast a dozer apart and one shot most other things.

Usually take either a saw or a grenade launcher to go with it.

I'm actually leaning towards the Broomstick because it doesn't seem like it has the worst ammo pickup, that reload is a bitch but with Surefire I have 35 round magazines anyway, more than the M308 gives.

I need to do some actual objective measurements of the ammo pickup between the AMR-16, M308, Cavity and Broomstick, but I'm not sure what the best way to do something like that is. Also put the Little Friend on that list if I ever get the Scarface pack.

>>162966781
Does the grenade launcher have good ammo pickup too or just a high ammo capacity?

I know with Fully Loaded aced I can almost use my China lake as a primary if there's enough enemies to keep it going.
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Mega Scarface when?

>>162967123
You fill the GL faster than the Assault Rifle part.
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>>162967123
The pickup is insane, like I said, you get more ammo for the 320 than the main gun, OVK fucking up things again.
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>>162967205
>>162967243
What if they literally reversed the intended pickup rates between the rifle and launcher?

Like in the code the rate that was meant for the rifle ammo was given to the launcher ammo and vice versa.

That seems entirely plausible.
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>>162967123
>What's so bad about it?
You and other people like you are exactly the fucking reason why this "massive damage loaded into a single bullet" meme needs to die. Overkill seems to hear your collective orgasms and responds solely to that. It leaves the rest of us motherfuckers who don't mind killing cops with (LE GASP!!!!!!!) two or more shots with a full auto weapon out in the cold.

Just fucking die or quit the game already. SRSLY.

>FUCK YOU ITS MY GAME AND I PLAY IT HOWEVER I LIKE TO PLAY IT

Same argument goes for me and people like me, except the devs don't listen to us. Just get fucking cancer already.
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>>162967337
That is probably what happened knowing OVK fantastical job at developing this game
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>>162965713
I honestly don't mind the ammo because I just use an smg for weaker targets and Little Friend for specials.
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>>162967337
I doubt it because the weapon is flawed at the core, if the rifle was designed to get more ammo the max capacity would be higher, and the magazine would be higher, the whole rifle isn't even the rifle that should be (it's supossed to be an M16A2 and that rifle looks more like a Bren CZ-805), that rifle even if it's fun because its basically a really easy to use and main GL, it's a piece of shit.
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>>162967387
You are irrationally mad about this for some reason.

>LE GASP!!!!!!!
>SRSLY
gb2reddit

I'm just enjoying it because it's something I can do. Before the latest few patches I did pretty much only shotguns, with an SMG for longer range shit, I just decided I wanted to change up a bit instead of doing the same thing I've done since launch, and that DMR style looked pretty fun and actually effective out of the available options I had considered.
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>>162967978
Not him but i get why he is mad, i mean at one point i remember using Akimbo 1911 only because the damage could knock out Bulldozers almost in three shots compared to an Assault rifle or even a shotgun.
Overkill is ass to balance weapons and some types just don't seem to be viable anymore.
Specially on meme difficulties like One Fucking Down where even if you empty your magazine in their heads the fuckers just flinch a bit.
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>>162967935
>that rifle looks more like a Bren CZ-805
Nah, it's definetly an AR-15 type gun (more specifically an AR-10 actually, the AR-15's big brother), like the M16A2, but it's a modern design and in 7.62x51mm, like the Sig 716.
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>>162967978
>You are irrationally mad about this for some reason.
I already told you why I'm irrationally mad about it, retard: The devs see you and the rest of your horde flock to that playstyle and exclusively cater to it while ignoring everybody else. You perpetuate it.

>I'm just enjoying it because it's something I can do.
I know.

?Before the latest few patches I did pretty much only shotguns, with an SMG for longer range shit, I just decided I wanted to change up a bit instead of doing the same thing I've done since launch,
>since launch,
>SINCE LAUNCH,

So glad you finally decided to switch things up after FOUR FUCKING YEARS. I look forward to the game being weighted towards single-bullet snipe-fest for the next 4 years thanks to people following the herd like you.

Please quite the game and play something else or die in a flaming car wreck. You are a bad person.
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>>162968236
I wish the actual gun ingame was a M16A2, love that desing, I like the gun we got but heh...
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>>162968359
Tony actually uses an M16A1 in the move by the way, you can tell because of the lack of the brass deflector and the shape of the forward assist.
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>>162968236
Thanks for correcting me anon, i still think it's a piece of shit and they should have made an M16A2 or at least just make the GL a separate mod for the weapons.
>we must make a classic which looks fine as silk more tacticool and new even if we clearly have that weapon in the arsenal already
Now that i think of it, it would take only two mods to make the M16 in the game to look like the one Tony used, yet they made a complete new weapon that in reality is just a weapon attached to a Grenade Launcher.
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>It's fucking Payday(TM), motherfuckers!
Seriously, Overkill?
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>>162968481
thanks for the correction

Its a sexy gun, love that boxy look it has

I don't now why OVK didn't model the Lil Friend after it, it boggles my mind
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>>162968491
I always wanted the game to have an AR-10 anyway so I'm happy.

And they could include the under-barrel launcher as a mod later.

They of course said that mods can't change the animations or something like that but the grenade launcher works like a bipod and the bipods did change the animations for the LMGs when they were released.
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Oonce you get to like the 3rd objective in Stealing Xmas, all hell breaks loose and there's just shit everywhere. The taser/dozer combo makes me want to kill myself. It's all that ever happens to me. I'll get swarmed and start running away then I get chain tased and a black dozer oneshots me.
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>>162968650
I don't have a problem with adding the rifle to the game, but add it as a separate entity and to be more moddable at least.
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>>162968649
Well, if the rumors are something to go by, the new Scarface movie will adapt the entire setting to modern times, so it would make sense they'd adapt the Little Friend, too.
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>>162968841
>remaking the already perfect remake of a movie
Hollywood trying to cash in hard on those IP's
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>>162968650
>And they could include the under-barrel launcher as a mod later.

I wish, I always wanted the game to have under--barrel attachmantes like the M320 or a master key

But I bet my ass they are gonna straight up say
"engine limitations!" "animations are too difficult!"

Straight bullshit I tell you, they said the same with drum mags and look, we got an AR with a drum mag, of course you can't change it becase it has to has some gimmick right Almir?

Fuck this makes me angry

>>162968841

really? a remaster of Scarface?

I mean im okay really I don't really know how they can fuck this up if is true tho, but Hollywood has a tendency to fuck things up hard
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>>162968224
Is One Down still crossbow central?

I never liked Akimbo.
I really tried to but it always felt shitty.
Maybe I was trying to do it with dodgefag builds? I didn't try and armor and akimbo build ever.

Dodge just never appealed to me anyway I guess, I like being a big slow unkillable juggernaut.

>>162968265
I tried other things, but always ended up going back to my shotgun build because it was the most fun.

I barely even have 200 hours in this game over those four years. I'm only just now reaching the point of Infamy 3, because I don't play this shit religiously.

Stop typing like a redditor, and getting incredibly angry over little things.

Sure building a high damage build is the most optimal, but it's not like anything else is completely unplayable.
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>>162965103

It's not that bad really. Just use an offhand shotgun for doing most of your normal/elite kills, and switch to your grenade launcher for clumped up shields or medics surrounded by a bunch of targets to blow up at once, use the DMR mode on the assault rifle for snipers, cloakers, and dozers.

The only real bad thing really is how thin your points get spread if you want to get the most out of them, shotgun line, marksman line, silent killer line, that's a lot of points invested.
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>>162965947

I found the ammo pickup pretty decent. Your grenades stay pretty damn well topped off, and your AR doesn't chew through that much ammo unless you're going full auto with it.
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>>162969003
>really? a remaster of Scarface?
http://acedmagazine.com/scarface-coming-back/
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>>162969003
My problem with the scarface movie would be.
>Al Pacino was great as Tony Montana nobody will or can top his over the top acting and accent
It's like Robocop, how you can top the masterpiece that was Robocop 1? you can't and it showed, same with Total Recall and same with most of the remakes.

As for the magazines, Almir is a fucking retard because people already modded in drum mags for Assault rifles long time ago and yes the animations clip the barrel but nothing that breaks your immersion a lot (and it's not like it could be fixed by their studio but gotta still shill DLC's instead of doing their fucking job)

>>162969157
I never used Crossbow, what i know is before the One Meme difficulty i used to murder everything in Overkill, now enemies are bulletsponges at best.
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>>162969326
oh thats nice, very nice

I hope they don't fuck it up tho
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>>162969157
>I tried other things, but always ended up going back to my shotgun build because it was the most fun.
Yeah I can see how it would be fun given how you can land headshots while literally blindfolded.

>I barely even have 200 hours in this game over those four years. I'm only just now reaching the point of Infamy 3, because I don't play this shit religiously.
More is the fucking pity since i have 1,000 hours into the game, more infamy than you, and Overkill sees fit to cater to you and not more dedicated players like me.

>Stop typing like a redditor, and getting incredibly angry over little things.
That's what alcohol does to people like me. But fuck you anyway.

>Sure building a high damage build is the most optimal, but it's not like anything else is completely unplayable.
Sure but people who like to switch between a wider variety of playstyles are stuck at Overkill difficulty and below. Anything higher and it's load as much damage into a single shot as you can, or nothing at all. And again: You and a legion of other fuckwads behind you perpetuate that. Just stop playing the game, please. And never come back. /pdg/ has conclusively proven why PD2 is objectively a bad game you should never ever play ever again.
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>>162969442
Yeah, they even found drums mags/textures/animations long time ago before the Sidney pack, for the Izma too, you could mod them easily
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>>162969607
>playing above Overkill
Why?
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>>162965346
>why does Jiro get to bring friends?
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>>162969730
Not him but i had to get that fucking trophy of playing all the heists in One Down and fuck that i cheated to finish them, i don't want to imagine somebody having to literally play legit that shit with limited skill points and perks.
To put it in other terms i remember carrying weapons like the magnum building them to full damage and still i wasted like 4 or 5 bullets before gunning someone down, the enemies have a much bigger health pool one One Down.
Hell even grenades can't oneshot units.
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>>162969730
You are probably the one and only person on /pdg/ that admitted they played on anything lower than Deathwish. Prepare for the legion of Anonymous shit-flinging monkeys to respond to you, my friend.
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>>162970042
Overkill is the optimal payday experience, it's the right balance of challenge and fun, though I haven't had much time playing Mayhem yet, I've only done a few games since they added it.
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>>162966103
takin' a fat shit
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For someone unlucky enough to still haven't played it with the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh3hYvxFIdg
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>>162970724
With literal lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHprnQ6DAdI
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I don't hate Scarface being in this game like I do Wick, Jacket and Bodhi but I wish he wasn't
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>>162966061
fuck, i'm tired.
i read that and pictured an entire brazilian strapped to the barrel and thought "why the fuck would you want something like that?"
took me 2 minutes to realize you meant "battle rifle."
i'm going to bed.
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>>162970986
>hates Jacket
Why?
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>>162971116
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>>162969607
Jim relax
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>>162970840
Is Simon singing here?

What songs does he sing? Is it all of them other than This is Our Time?
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>>162970986
>hating best character
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>>162970840
Well that's it.

I don't need any songs other than Evil Eye, Hot Pursuit and Break The Rules.

Do I need the DLC to unlock this song for custom heist playlist?
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>>162971250
I think Simon sang all the songs except Ode All'Avidità and Criminal Ambitions. I THINK
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>>162971530
There's no way this skinny white guy sung This is Our Time.
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I left my favorite dlc code in the escape car
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>>162971663
I will never play these heists again
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>>162971765
It made me think of all the shekels I sacrificed
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>>162971320
Do you have the one where Jacket is a small chicken dude and someone is holding him while Dragan is looking him in the eyes and saying like "Don't fuck this up" or something
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>>162970840
It's ridicolous how videogame has this good music
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I'll never use those guns again
It made me think of all the shekels I have sacrificed
Oh Almir where do I begin

When I broke bad
I never knew about all this debt that I would have

You should not romanticize this code thief life
When the codes have been shown and they are all gone
I'm telling you - something's missing
Don't make no excuse to please the jews
Calculating the cost and the things that you lost
You'll realize - your wallet has gone missing
Don't go begging
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>>162970840
What does the stealth track for this even sound like?
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>>162972107
It's the track on the Scarface website.
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>>162972107
https://youtu.be/0MMfNruizUM
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>>162972196
What part of the song do they use for the breaks between waves? The whole thing is high energy.

Do they just have the lyrics come in during the assault waves?
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>>162972107
scary
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>>162971250
Yes, it's him.
He even posted a crude demo version on twitter where it's just his voice: https://twitter.com/SimonViklund/status/809901551976378368
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What does the "I Need Your Love" menu track come from?
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>>162972351
Think they use the techno buildup with the background guitar during control phase, and when the assault's beginning the guitar takes over.

Also, it's just like Ode to Greed, there's a chance the lyrics will play during the mission. If it doesn't, tough luck, next time you'll probably get the vocals.
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>>162972675
The Point Break DLC.
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>>162972842
>played the heist 8 times
>Still not fucking lyrics
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>>162972842
Is it bad that I prefer Dead or Alive to Ode to Greed?
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>>162973497
I actually didn't like Dead or Alive before because it was the only track that played when you had infamy players in the lobby.
As soon as they did the soundtrack update, i held off on it but a few months after i was pretty much only using it. Now i keep switching between Death Row, Dead or Alive,Evil Eye and Break the Rules.
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>replay game after x months
>constant crashing
>probably a mod, begin disabling mods and restarting 1 by 1
>it's the Autofire Sound Fix mod that's breaking the game
>forced to disable it
>equip Saiga, put on auto, shoot 1 round
>BAMF BAMF
So... why hasn't this been fixed yet?
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>>162973847
A Jewish conspiracy
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>>162971116
>implying I don't want a latina goddess on my gun
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>mfw Broomstick, GSPS, Cavity and grinder buff
Is overkill telling us is okay to have fun? they should do this shit in other weapons, same to make mods relevant like the one in broomstick
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>>162972545
God damn, i love this guy
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Is ECM Feedback any good yet?
http://pd2weapons.com/l/19e6522183b13f8b98309f5dd331a71f
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>Big Oil Day 2 after stealthing day 1
>everything's going good
>chopper lands
>alarm sounds
>look it up
>alarm ALWAYS sounds when the chopper picks up the engine

... stealth is an option my ass.

and I can't fight one down police assaults in a stealth build.
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>>162978107
Just use loud profile on day 2
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>>162978107
>he didn't get the memo
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>>162978332

Yeah but the mission says its stealthable. If you can't stealth the second day they need to take the fucking ghost icon off the fucking heist.
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>>162978107
I got airplane keys day 1, so I managed to escape before the first assault really even started. Cowering behind that airplane praying for the Elephants scientist to hurry up while in my stealth build on OD was fucking terrifying
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>>162978554

but it still doesn't complete the heist in stealth, which means the ghost icon shouldn't be on the heist and it shouldn't say "Stealth is an option." The alarm sounds, stealth is gone. Might as well just go loud.
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>>162978669
The ghost applies to Day 1, not Day 2, dummy.
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>>162978884

which means you still don't come out of it with a stealth bonus. Either way. I was looking to do the ghost trophy and have 14/15. Guess I need to keep looking for another. I've done the 4 types of bank heist, Art Gallery, Diamond Store, GO Bank, Jewelry Store, Shadow Raid, Four Stores, Nightclub, Ukranian Job, Murky Station, and First World Bank.

Need 1 more, no DLC, so it's either Hoxton Revenge, or one of 4 different multiple day heists. I remember Hoxton Revenge being a pain in the ass.. so I went for the 2 day heist. Turns out you CANNOT ghost that one. So now my options are Framing Frame, Firestarter, Election Day, and Hoxton Revenge
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The eyes, chico. They never lie.
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>jacket, bodhi and tony all Die in their film/game
Yet alive in payday 2?
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>>162981062
because the galaxy far far away is actually hell.
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Gib pdg tan lewds
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There is pretty much no point to using the macaroni or joce anymore. Breaker has same damage but not limited to 2 barrels.
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>>162979821
join someone elses DLC game
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>some inf VI pub in my lobby saying hes super good at framing frame
>he doesnt even have upgraded ecms but ok host anyway
>he says you need to ecm for the worker civs day 2 and tells us to stop shooting
>fire a rocket at him and he dies and gets mad
>day 3 ecm rush because I fucked up after we done the coke
>he tries to haul 6 mroe bags of gold on his own when he have 20 seconds left and everyone is already in escape
>kick him
>other pubs laugh

thanks for reading my blog please like and subscribe
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>>162983478

I don't trust pugs on stealth missions. I don't trust stealthing when I'm not host frankly.

>have 200 ping to the host
>guards see you through walls on your screen
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>>162984083
i see you also need election day just do that you can finish it in 5 minutes
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Daily reminder that if you play mayhem or above heists without inspire aced, you're worst than Hitman perk deck users, you're a fucking liability to your crew and you'll never be able to complete any tournament heists.
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>>162984083
also framing frame because if you stealth all 3 you get the violin trophy
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>>162984238
>being so bad that pubs dont want to put in the effort to revive him when he dies like a retard in the middle of an enemy horde
No seriously you need to get good at the game,not like a meme but actually learn to not rely on bullshit skills.
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>>162984315

Yeah, I'm doing framing frame. I mean really if you're going stealth it's basically a 2 day heist. I just went bare minimum on day 1 because it's kind of a pain in the ass, and hey, saves me bag running on day 2.

Day 3 .. well, so far, haven't gotten a good vault spawn. I think I'm going to just say fuck the gold since I'm solo. If I can get a bedroom vault I should be good.
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>>162985393
how bad are you exactly
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>>162984238
>Needing inspire or upgraded deployables

There's no excuse anymore with the ammo pickup buff.
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>>162985471

I know you can get pinned in the vault with the lasers coming back up if you go for the gold, sounds like a shitty way to get stuck restarting, after solo running 8 bags of coke down to a vault that is usually watched by a camera (hallway) or frequently has multiple guards pathing past it (main room), so yeah I'm going to hold out for a bedroom vault.
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PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC: 4TZK0-49EHG-CH3H6
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC: 44GR2-TN3N0-P3IF8
PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC: 74MBE-GGPNC-MQIPK
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>>162985706
I managed to get the gold on a living room vault spawn first try. If you wait until the path between the vault and the computer is clear, you should have just enough time to sprint there and bag all the gold with a few moments to spare.
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>>162985827

well good for you, I just care about ghosting the heist for the 2 trophies. The money from the gold is irrelevant anyway.
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>>162985880
Fair enough. I sure don't want to do that shit more than once.
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>>162985725
who the fuck uses up these codes so quickly all the time
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>>162985725
damn

I literally bought it yesterday
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So what's the problem of the roof on Panic Room ? The spawns are so high it's just retarded
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Predator crossover when?
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>>162987628
The problem is you not getting gud and killing them all.
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>>162985725
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>>162985725
>74MBE-GGPNC-MQIPK
Thank you for this, btw. You are a goddess.
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>>162987628
YOU GUYS NEED TO CLEAR THE ROOF
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>tfw have to set the level limit to 100 because you get literal level 90 shitters bringing full armor to shadow raid
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>>162989314
armour protects u
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>>162989354
Nothing protects you from getting kicked. Nothing.

Have you ever been kicked for being a good team player? Exactly.
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>>162989850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJQpQ3iTY8c
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What's the veredict on the new perkdeck?
Is it any good?
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>>162988902
>godess
>ess
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>>162990017
It can be anything you want it to be except good or useful.
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>>162990238
>misspelled it
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>>162990331
No as in: Ashley is not a girl. In spite of how much he'd like to be.
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>>162990504
I know, I made both posts, but made a type like a spastic
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>>162991139
Fucking typo. I give up, it was nice knowing you pdg
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>>162991494
DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!!

Give us your Steam account password first
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>>162979821
Hoxton revenge is the easiest out of those
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So what do I have to do to "complete" Payday 2?
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>>162993239
Solo goat sim OD
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>>162993239
ROB REAL BANK
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>>162982089
As someone who's always coming back to crook+breaker+bronco. It has SHIT ammo pickup, like, absolute garbage.
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>>162993625
I wish I had that pic/gif of the guy robbing a store IRL with a Dallas mask.
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What's better with anarchist, CTV or one of the balistic vests with diehard aced?
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>>162995386
The vests
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>>162995386
>wanting to wait 10 seconds for a little shitty bit of armor regen
ball vest dude
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>>162985725
You rock, mysterious benefactor. Do you ever drop newer heists such as Point Break, Goat Sim, or Biker?
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>>162995602
>>162995658
HBV i assume?
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>>162996305
>mysterious benefactor
It's just the town bike tranny trashley dude.
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>>162996470
>running anything other thatn ICTV or LBV ever
Jesus Christ you're disgusting.
You can get 270 armor with LBV and anarchist,you don't need any more for any difficulty,except for one down,where 400 armor won't do shit so why bother.

actually you're allowed to run CTV if you want an armor ex pres build since the ICTV's stored up health is a joke.
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>TFW you are ALWAYS the one and only guy who knows how to figure out the correct Big Oil engine among EVERY SINGLE GROUP OF PUBS

Do the kids these days consider it uncool to do some fast Google research or something?
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>>162996470
>HBV i assume?
Just look at the stats between the three and decide for yourself, bearing in mind that the armor regenerates faster the lighter you go.
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>>162996725
>Jesus Christ you're disgusting.

Oh go fuck yourself. It's perfectly fine to step up to BV or even HBV if you like how they look because there's not much tradeoff.
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Be honest with me for a second.
Are you afraid anymore?
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>>162996725
>Running
Kill yourself
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>>162971924
Sorry, went to bed.
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>>162997107
Except the armor in thisgame ,even with texture mods looks like dogshit.
Show me one person that likes how they fucking look,not the ICTV or LBV,but anything in between.
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>>162997654
>Show me one person that likes how they fucking look,not the ICTV or LBV,but anything in between.

I do. There's your one, faggot.
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PAYDAY 2: Sydney Character Pack: 0JVT6-ZJCDD-7A2X5
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Character Pack: L4YZN-3B6ZF-RB7TH
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Character Pack: 4FH09-5WQMR-QAYIP

Cloaker dick sitting.
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>>162993239
(No AI) (Melee only) (No skills) (No perk deck) (Stealth)
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>>162997931
>4FH09-5WQMR-QAYIP
thanks
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>>162997749
Unirinically I want to know why you think This can be attractive
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>>162996725
>since the ICTV's stored up health is a joke.
That's because the ICTV has a shitton of armour and your EHP is better with ICTV+Ex-Pres instead of CTV+Ex-Pres.

Armour isn't a mysterious blackbox number, they tell you in the inventory screen.
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>ever using the Heavy Bonnie Vest

Also fuck my life I'm out of town for the weekend and codes immediately get posted
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hey trashley if youre here can you inform the devs that the angled/45 degree red dot sight is bugged on snipers

when you toggle to them then toggle ADS on and off again your gun gets stuck at an angle, which happens with both gadgets

this has been triggering my autism even since the spec ops pack came out and it hasn't been fixed since
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>>162997507
>getting triggered by words
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>>162998608

Nobody has reported this and i've not used them myself recently. If you or someone makes a bug report thread about it on the forum i can add it to the list that QA uses to fix bugs ect.
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>>162998596
>talking shit about bonnie
she'll chib you one you cunt
she's proper strong, not just muscled
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>>162998659
God I swear if you are the ricefag from /sp/ I am going to rage
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>>162998432
I know why the ex president stats are why they are,i'm just saying they're really shit for ICTV in practice.
With the ICTV,the way gunfights go is either:
a)You kill all the enemies shooting at you without too much armor taken
b)You can't kill everyone,and all your armor gets taken out and a pretty big part of your health with it.
The ICTV can store 60 health,which is 5 kills for you and teammates,to take advantage of this you'd have to make your armor go down once every 20 seconds and run back to cover before enemies take any more shots at you.
Trying to regen from no health with an ICTV is torture.
The CTV has 142 stored health,which is 12 kills,and about under half your health,and also it's less armor than the ICTV so you'll make use of it easier.
Also the regeneration time buff,which i haven't tested enough to make a proper opinion of.

Tl;dr if you want more hit points just get muscle/armorer/anarchist/maniac,as with an ICTV it will be a pain to make use of the regen effectively.
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>>162998395
Because I want something beefier looking than LBV but not with too many ridiculous extensions like ICTV. No it's not amazing art but it's better looking than the other two options in certain regards.
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Do people still use shitter huds?
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>>163001028
Yes. if you actually want advice about using them, hoxhud is fucking dead as it should've been and pocohud hasn't been updated in centuries
the only one worth using is WolfHud
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>>163001028
PDTH Hud just updated and looks nice as ever
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>>163001340
By updated you mean all including Tony?
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>>163001498
+ The new guns
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>>163001643
why is tony so large compared to the other ones?
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>>163002040
hes a big guy
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>>163002040
the size of his BALLS lifts him up higher
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>>163002040
Because he is a Manlet on Coke
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LBV is the most /fa/ armor. Wish we could get an EOD suit like the dozers though.
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>>162996725
>>running anything other thatn ICTV or LBV ever
>Jesus Christ you're disgusting.
Bruh, i'm not running anything yet. I'm making a new build using anarchist for the first time so i didn't know which vest to take. Chill your skrill
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>running
Stop.
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>>162997579
What is this referencing? Is it referencing anything or is it just a comic someone decided to make?

>>162996725
>270 with LBV
How the fuck do you manage that? I only get 280 with the ICTV with armorer equipped.
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>>163003487
Anarchist
Iron man
Die Hard (i think that is the name)
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>>163003487
Anarchist
>>
did almir ever shave his beard for charity or is he still jewing the dying children out of dosh?
>>
What's the fastest way to fill up a perk deck?
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>>163003614
>>163003636
Does the Partners in Crime Aced 30% health increase increase your armor when you have Anarchist in use?

I'm really tempted to buy Scarface and Sydney next sale just to have the Little Friend and Anarchsit deck.

What's a good secondary to use with the Little Friend?
I'm also tempted to just bring the Broomstick as my long range and take something like the Steakout or the grenade launcher as a primary.
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>>163004656
>beard almir's mask removed from the game

_______ ;) __________
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Is Big Oil bugged or did they change it? I'm trying to get the Arbiter, but on Day 1 the safe with the address in it won't spawn any fucking where.
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>>163005491
I last ran it before the scarface update and it worked fine. Also remember that ECM grenade launcher rust is the best strategy ever
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>>163005090
with anarchist your added armor is based off your health stat
and your health stats only shows passive health buffs,not conditional ones.
I know you want to be cheeky but overkill accidentally didn't let you.

>good secondary with the little friend
the little friend is basically it's own secondary,something with good ammo pickup if you run out i guess.
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>>163005941
y rust tho
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>>163006157
Biker killing other bikers is bad ass
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>>163006157
>>163006532
cuz i'm illiterate and can't spell rush.
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ash better drop some scarface codes or I'm gonna fuck these hostages
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>>163007989
Don't do it Trashly Assley. I'm one of the hostages, and I haven't been fucked in a good long while.
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How many heisters are there now?

1. Dallas
2. Chains
3. Wolf
4. Houston
5. Hoxton
6. Clover
7. Bonnie
8. Wick
9. Jacket
10. Bodhi
11. Jiro
12. Jimmy
13. Sydney
14. Dragan
15. Sokol
16. Rust
17. Scarface

Is that everyone?

I like the Butler's question "Why is it that you only go three or four at a time? Wouldn't it be easier if you just took everyone?"

17 heister team heist when?
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>>163008924
big lobby
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PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist: RTHKZ-AKLF3-8Z35F
PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist: QM44D-CMDB7-QH86D
PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist: KX8WB-VVFDB-ZLF2E
PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist: KDDMR-HHJ9F-QCG2R
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>>163008924
Probably either
(a) Bain can't micro more than 4 heisters + other stuff he does
(b) Easier to move 3-4 people around in a car or van instead of 17 in multiple transports.
(c) Both
(d) OVK sucks at netcode.
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>>163010178
>QM44D-CMDB7-QH86D
how did i get this i don't know but thanks
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>>163010195
let's just say they're running at least four different heists at the same time
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>>163010178
>KDDMR-HHJ9F-QCG2R
Got it! Thanks! I'm setting sail for dick as you command.
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>>163010178
>RTHKZ-AKLF3-8Z35F
How the fuck did I get this
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>>163010686
I'm guessing you copied the code and pasted it into a Steam activation window. Or could be telekinesis. One of the two.
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>>163010178
>KX8WB-VVFDB-ZLF2E
Thanks buddy!

My steam hung up forever on "activating" then glitched out and told me my game already had that DLC, then I went back to my game and is showed Bike Heist: Added Today.
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>>163010686
You fucked Ashley
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You wanna play rough?
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So is there anything stopping you from doing the trophy where you do Scarface on mayhem with maniac from just stealthing the entire way and then going loud at the last second before you leave
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>>163013089
I'm a fucking artist, BUT THE ONLY COLOR I USE IS RED.
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>>163013631
It's the only way to do it, as far as I'm concerned.
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>>163005076
pls respond
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>>163014458
get exp
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>>163016219
what's the best and fastest maps for that

I just want to get the new perk deck
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>>163016780
Rats 7bags
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>>163016780
jew store normal
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>people who main bonnie
or
>people who main dragan

which number is lowest?
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>>163018634
I've seen more Bonnies than Dragans.
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>Flame Assault Shoulder Weapon
>Has no option for incendiary rockets
>>
I think this Scarface heist needed more stuff, like Babylon Club, more dialogue between Tony and Sosa or more dialogue from Tony alltogether like references to Many, Gina, his mansion, stuff like that.
Also some dude already make Push it to the limit as a heist song

>>163018634
I consider Dragan a more presentable character than Bonnie even if not many people play as him
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>>163018634
>implying dragan is bad
croatia cop is good and not corrupt at all
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>>163010178
>was gone when this was posted
>it's the only heist i'm missing
god damn it
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>>163018634
Only plebs don't main Dragan.
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New Cavity and new Broomstick do respectable damage, are accurate enough and have good enough ammo pickup to be sustainable on OD. So good job overkill, you unfucked two guns.
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how do I make the most german build
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>>163021631
broomstick is obviously needed for this
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>>163021631
MG42
>>
Remember that part in the scarface movie where the gangs that looked like bums waited to hack a computer, pissed on the walls and burned the paintings before attacking the owner of the mansion ?

Yeah, that was my favorite one too
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>>163018634

there is LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG with the Croatian Rocky!

I used to main him all the time... until I switched to Rust.. and now I've been trying Scarface, but I might go back to Rust. I miss his stories about "Marcus" on the pagers.

Dragan has a few good pager lines too though

>I thought I saw a robber, but it was just a jogger, they rhyme, so it confused me.
>I thought I saw a burgler, but it was just a burger, the spelling confused me.


but it doesn't compare to..

>Marcus just tried to rub my shoulders, I mean what the fuck? Can we switch partners?
>Me and Marcus were thinking of playing some Dungeons and Dragons after the shift, you guys in? We could really use a cleric in the party.
>Sorry control, Marcus fell down and started crying, but he's good now.
>I coulda made it in porn. Just sayin, you know? I coulda.
>I don't get people who like white chocolate more than milk chocolate, I mean what the fuck?
>You know, I always considered Boromir was the best character in the Lord of the Rings, he's just misunderstood.
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>>163020880
GSPS is now fun as well
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>>163021631
1. Chains
2. Black guns
3. Somalian flag mask
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>>163024053
I thought that was the most Swedish build?
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Wolf pack:
7G36Y-90K3C-WPQW9
F8PKH-RCRV5-YF5LH
CEJWF-HGBIL-C7KEE
D8QJQ-JAXTM-0FANE
0FM7M-BKZVI-QVYX9
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>>163024417
Thanks love
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>>163024417
shh while its still dead post alesso
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>>163024417
drunk code night? yay
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>>162984238
you dont need inspire to fucking play on mayhem or above retard
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>>163006003

Nope, getting a joker while having anarchist and partner in crime ace will convert part of the 30% hp bonus into armor.
>>
How about some weekday codes for us who aren't always on our computers on a saturday night eh
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>>163024417
quick
while the thread's still dead
p o s t s c a r f a c e
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>>163001217
>cheating
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>>163021631

3rd Reich German? Buzzsaw and Broomstick, not sure about melee weapon might have to go Krieger Blade even though it's more modern. General Overkill hat not sure if you could dye just the top of it an olive drab or not. You'd have to settle for the fatman bomb instead of a death's head though.

Modern German would be either Brenner 21 or Gewehr-3, Contractor Pistol, Krieger Blade, Commando (the beret) hat.
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>your private security guard doesn't answer his radio at your drug mansion
>call the police

how does this make sense
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>>163021631
You need this anon
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>>163026715
>discord
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>>163026654
When you have so much money and power that you have bribed the cops for protection.
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>>163026917
Thanks for the usefull comment i will delete discord immediatly to make you happy anon
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>>163026715
what mod please
>>
>200 damage cavity
>200 damage broomstick

holy fuck I can't believe I got to be alive to see this
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>>163027164
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17771

Requires Beardlib
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>>163027158
thanks man
:)
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>>163027196
>tfw still haven't got the precision barrel for broomstick
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>>163030267
I believe its real
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>>163023053
>simply imply that not many people main dragan
>he responds with a wall of sperg
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>>163030759

>copypastaed quotes
>wall of sperg
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>>163030759
People main other people than Dallas? Shit taste for shit people desu desu
>>
>>163030906
>>162998395
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YOU AND I
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DUDE
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>>163031261
ecks dee
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>>163031165
BIG
AMERICAN
MAN
MEAT
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>>163031261
MATERIAL
>>
>>163031261
DUDE
MURIATIC ACID
LMAO
>>
>>163031261
People like this make me ashamed to smoke weed for my crohn's
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>>163031178
WE'VE BEEN GOING THE DISTANCE
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>>163031638
Sounds like a real pain in the ass
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>>163031784
DAMN YOU CARLOS
>>
>>163031784
Its really not to bad desu. Maybe like a 7/10 on the shitty scale
>>
>>163031638

does medical MJ help for crohns all that much?

I'm on Humira and Methotrexate for Psoriatic Arthritis, but after about a week and a half the humira starts wearing off and I get pain again, so we might be switching my biologic again when my rheumatology appointment comes up, while we've been dancing around trying to find a treatment that really works I've just been on Hydrocodone, which works but I'm afraid of addiction. been thinking about going for Medical MJ since my state's laws got changed this election cycle so it's not so restrictive anymore (don't need 2 separate doctors for chronic pain medical licenses, doctors can have more than 25 patients on medical MJ now, prior they were limited, and dispensaries can operate again). I mean just this last year and a half of trying different medications... I've got so much damage I've developed bone spurs. So I need long term pain management and opioids not good for that.
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>>163032962
>shitty
>>
>>163033193
Honestly its night and day, Before i smoked i had issues doing anything besides sitting around im a 23 yearold neet no bully but now I can walk the dogs and do other stuff like that. I really really recommend you give it a shot. Im not a huge fan of the high read: I strongly dislike it But the medical effects are great enough for me to deal with it. If somehow MMJ became illegal again I think id still have to find away to find it illegally its helped my life so much. There is a downside tho. Iv gained like 10 pounds in the last 3 years
>>
>>163034589

Opioids make you crave sugar so you gain weight on those too.

I've gained like 40 pounds since I got crippled and couldn't work out anymore.
>>
>Doing Scarface Mansion
>Shoot a cop that's picked up some bagged coke
>Loot bag falls through floor into the abyss

Quality Swedish coding.
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>>163037361
Yay desync.
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>>163022291
But bunch of bums did attack the owner of the mansion in the end
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>Playing in pubs
>Got in Birth of Sky OD
>Mid heist
>Host being a weeabo decides that he's going to drive the motorboat
>Other guy drives it
>"NO I DRIVE"
>Starts spamming grenades and incendiares at us
>Call him a fag
>Once we got to the pick up point decides to step back
>"about that comment you said..."
>"fag"
>Decided to get log off from the heist instead of being kicked
Why do pubs suck so much?
>>
>>163037936
I talk alot in pubs because i think if i talk to people they will like me and be kind, It makes me really happy when people are nice to me because im not used to any sort of kindness
bully me i suicide
>>
>>163037936
I love when this happens.

I auto-down everyone and just stand in the escape to see if the host will play my game of escape chicken.
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So what does your setup look like, /pdg/?
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>>163038271
shut up pussy
>>
>>163038371
Same as that desu
>>
>>163038371
What pattern and material did you use for that mask? It looks nice.
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>>163038371
>>
>>163038437
my blood is on your hands
>>
>>163038608
no u
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>Convincing ppl to like you
K.
>>163038326
Now I never thought of that one before, m8, might use it next time
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>>163038575
Dark Leather for material and i think the pattern is Hexagon Circle, not sure about that.
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>>163038371
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>>163038371
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>>163038371
The 'more charges' should be on the fucking basic instead of aced. Do you have any fucking idea how many fucking points I need to waste to either get better medic bags or to get some fucking ammo? Fuck Almir and fuck the Overkill studios, fuck 'em all!
>>
>infamy 19 with a decent amount of playtime
>goes into custody right before each assault wave
why
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>three new DLC packs of $20 in two weeks isn't enough
>Starbreeze is now selling tickets to visit their offices (airfare not included)

You think these guys can't go any lower.
But then they always manage to surprise you.

>somebody bid 5000 SEK for this
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>>163040823
Let's have some perspective, my friend. Companies have been selling tours of their offices and/or factories long before Overkill ever thought it up.

http://www.travelchannel.com/interests/arts-and-culture/articles/best-us-factory-tours-and-museums
>>
>>163038371
>>
>>163041409
He needs a big penis to go with his BALLS
>>
>>163041409
Too bad you can't bubba a stock for the Desert Eagle.
>>
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>>163038371
>>
>>163041409
>not stealthing with the broomstick pencil dick
>>
>>162998205
Okay, but what heist?
>>
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>>163041931
>Painting the Mega Gage Blade
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>>163041931
IS THAT
A MOTHERFUCKING
JO JO
REFERENCE?
>>
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>>163042178
>>
>>162964304
Reporting back after my first run with this. I'm fucking invincible and i can bodyshot the cops on overkill and still kill them.
>>
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>>163042178
:^)
>>163042395
also yeah i paint all of my masks magenta because of killer queen and d4c
>>
>>163041401
There's a difference between a factory tour of a manufacturing plant, and an office tour of a software house.

Getting to see all the engineering that goes into manufacturing a ton of shit is actually a great experience; actual value. Getting to wander around the edge of a cubicle farm before playing John Wick VR Chronicles (TM) for a few minutes is just a pretty bad attempt at a cashgrab. It's going to be as much of an event as the time OVK invited the Haxhud guy and shook hands with him on camera.

I don't even really see the point. 5000 SEK isn't a lot, whichever loser that shells out the money for whatever the highest bid ends up being is probably not going to be somebody who can actually hype up the John Wick VR shit they want to shill, the tour is happening in 2017 so it's not some sort of Christmas or New Years' thing, clearly the John Wick demo won't be ready for another few months if they're setting the date to that, they're only selling one ticket, and none of this is actually for charity which is the usual excuse for a company tour. So all I can ask is "For what purpose?"
>>
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>>163042054

I wanted a comically large pistol for stealth, because it reminds me of the Joker in the 1989 Batman movie.

Plus I like the skin.
>>
>>163043425
but what's his primary
>>
>that stupid fucking hotline miami background
why are hotline miami fans so insufferable
>>
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>using any other melee except for buzzer and electrical brass knuckles
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>>163043845
>he's not a hotline miami fag
what a gay
>>
>>163043698
Piglet
>>
>>163044135
I've 100% completed the first game, and the second one except for a+ on every mission
I loathe the fanbase
>>
>>163044280
oh okay then
i was expecting you to be a person that hated the games too so this doesn't work
>>
Why not many codes today I want free stuff reeeee
>>
>>163044486
>codes i missed included a character and a heist i both didn't have
sux
>>
>>163044280
Get a grip.
>>
>>163044710
So, guys, what's the worst heist in this game, and why is it Goat Simulator?
>>
>>163045820
> not The Bomb: Forest
THESE FUCKING SNIPERS
I SWEAR TO GOD
Also it doesn't help that a light breeze or jump will throw you all the way down to your death
>>
>>163044667

>codes I was fast enough to probably get I already had
>bought them all as well.
>>
>>163045820
>>163045958
You're both wrong.

It's Car Shop.

Goat Sim is definitely second though.
>>
>>163046084
I like carshop desu, Only with friends. But then its enjoyable
>>
>>163045958
not the worst, but Hox Revenge is lame
>>
>>163043845
theres like 2 out of 6 that have a hotline miami background
>>
>>163045820

Car Shop
Golden Grin
Bomb : Dockyard / Forest
Goat Simulator
>>
>>163045820
why do people like goat simulator?
Really any mision with driving loses a full leter grade just for that.
>>
>>163046084

Car shop sucks because it's a forced stealth that can't be completed in stealth.
>>
>>163046626
i like meltdown but the driving is still bad
>>
Biker Heist is fun
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>>163047449
I hope that by that you mean it because of the explosion at the end of the heist...
>>
>>163047561
it's not bad
>>
>>163027312
I need more german weapons.
>>
>>163047586

Yes... the heist forces you to go loud meaning it gives no stealth bonus.
>>
Now that we did worst heist, what is the best heist?
>>
>>163049750
scarface
>>
>>163049750
Hotline Miami
HoxOut
Counterfeit (without printing)
Scarface Mansion
Shadowraid
>>
>>163049750
jew store
>>
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>>163049750
>Ambience
>Russia
>Mercenaries
>With custom voicelines and shit
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnf4ZmsIfxk

We need more heists like Boiling Point
>>
>>163049750
Probably a tie between Hoxtatoony Breakdance, Scarface and Boiling Point.
>>
>>163049750
golden grin
big bank
hotline miami day 1
hoxton breakout
>>
>>163049750
Loud:
First World Bank
Cook Off
The Diamond
Big Bank
Scarface

To stealth:
Shadow Raid
Diamond Store
Go Bank

The regular bank heists are okay to me
>>
>>163050275
>still no russian unit mutator
Why can't they a single thing right?
>>
Is there anything worse than a dodgefag with turrets?
because there is this one random dodgefag that I swear is following me around cause he is joining almost every heist I host and the fucker has no concept of ammo conservation despite being infamy 7.
Like how the living fuck does one person eat up 4 ammo bags by himself and still need to run around and hog all the ammo drops from cops as well?
>>
>>163052909
You could just blacklist him.
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>>163052909
I was playing hotline miami dw: day 2, we reached the top and I put first aid kits around to auto-revive the shitters and this dodge faggot was going down every 20 seconds and eating them up like a whore on a friday night

He even had the audacity to ask me for first aid when I clearly ran out
>>
>>163052909
what a cry baby

pathetic
>>
>Hoxton Breakout was in 2014
Where did the time go? It feels like it was yesterday.
>>
i kick retards with dodge build :)
>>
>>163055938
TWO FUCKING YEARS IN JAIL
>>
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>>163055938
>>163056158
TWO YEARS OF BUTTFUCKING
>>
>>163055957
For what reason?
>>
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>>163055957
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>join random heist
>guy in chat goes "Oh, not this fucking guy"
>kicks me
I'll never know what I did that was wrong
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>>163057002
>retard dodge build
>>
>>163057497
Probably your mom is gay and thats why
>>
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Well, what do i do with it, /pdg/?
>>
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>>163057830
open bro
be a men
>>
>>163057830
Open because you don't have skins at fucking all or sell to get yourself more skins

Sell the Dallas one
>>
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>>163057935
>>163057945
Sure thing.
FUCK
>>
>>163058160
Should have sold, ya could get that one at a better aspect for literally cents like >>163057945 said

Welcome to /pdg/
>>
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>>163057497
>not this fucking guy
maybe he meant the character you were playing
>>
>dodgers meme
>like playing as jacket
>i'm not going to play jacket with armor because that's heresy and i would hang myself
>>
>>163058672
well, I played as Bodhi, not sure what's wrong with that
>>
>>163052909
Here's trivia for you fucks so you don't end up losing ammo with turrets and little friend, turrets will always take rifle ammo to deploy with little friend, if you take turret back while using the GL you will get GL ammo, but if you have full ammo for the GL and take the turret again while using the GL, you will not get rifle ammo back, so you end up losing ammo to some weird limbo, if you take with the rifle part everything is OK, remember kids don't be fags
>>
>>163058886
is it a meme to hate dodge builds again or are they bad now?
>>
>>163055938
And now you're two years older. What have you accomplished in that time?
>>
>>163060891
I got a job.
Does that count?
>>
>>163058892
>not sure what's wrong with that
>>
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YOU AND I
>>
>>163061442
WEVE BEEN GOING THE DISTANCE
>>
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>>163061442
>>163061632
AIM FOR THE SKY
>>
>>163060791
they aren't exactly bad, but relying on RNG like that means they tend to get fucked at random and they almost never actually plan accordingly, and since they depend on mobility they often get their asses downed unexpectedly on the ass end of the map, which is a pain.
>>
>>163061672
WITH A SECRET AMBITION
>>
>>163062306
IT'S NOT OUR THING TO WALK THE ROAD THAT'S PAVED
>>
>>163062363
WE'RE NOT THE ONES WHO ROAM THE TRAIL THAT'S BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZED
>>
>>163062472
THER'S A FLAME IN YOUR THAT'S INGITE MINE
>>
>>163062589
fucked everything up shit
THERE'S A FLAME IN YOUR EYE THAT'S IGNITED MINE
>>
>>163062670
I KNOW I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
>>
>>163062670
I KNOW I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
>>
>>163062830
>>163062831
IN THE GAZE OF A PROWLING LION
>>
>>163063024
IM NOT AFRAID ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>
>>163063102
LET'S
BREAK
THE
RULES
>>
>>163063132
AND REALLY PUT OUR BACKS INTO IT
MAX OUT, PURSUE IT
>>
>>163063271
WHAT'S A BETTER TIME THAN NOW TO CROSS THE LINEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>163063317
DON'T BRAKE, LET LOOSE
>>
>>163063518
AND MAKE SURE THAT YOUR HEART IS IN IT
START LINE TO FINISH
>>
>>163063629
FOR EVERY SECOND RUSHING BY WE'RE LOSING TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>
>>163063876
YOU AND I
BREAKING FREE OF OUR PRISONS
>>
>>163063906
WE DEFY
THE CONTROL OF THE SYSTEM
>>
>>163063959
THE THUNDER IS GROWING LOUDER IN OUR HEEEEEEEEEAAAAARTS
>>
>>163064029
A STORM IS COMING
THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS
>>
>>163064168
LET'S
BREAK
THE
RULES
>>
>>163061092
It's a step up from most of /pdg/
>>
>>163064242
AND REALLY PUT OUR BACKS INTO IT
MAX OUT, PURSUE IT
>>
>>163064326
WHAT'S A BETTER TIME THAN NOW TO CROSS THE LINE?
>>
>>163064420
DON'T BREAK, LET LOOSE
>>
>>163064472
AND MAKE SURE YOUR HEART IS IN IT
START LINE TO FINISH
>>
>>163064602
FOR EVERY SECOND RUSHING BY WE'RE LOSING TIME
LOSING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>163064723
YOU AND I
(you you you and i)
(you you you and i)
(you you you and iiiiiiii)
>>
>>163064780
THERE'S A FLAME IN YOUR EYE THAT'S IGNITED MINE
>>
>>163064830
I KNOW I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
(before, before)
>>
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>>163064830
I KNOW I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
>>
>>163064927
>>163064937
IN THE GAZE OF A PROWLING LION
>>
>>163064998
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>
>>163065047
LET'S
BREAK
THE
RULES
*WHIP SOUND*
>>
>>163065108
AND REALLY PUT OUR BACKS INTO IT
MAX OUT, PURSUE IT
>>
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>>163065183
WHATS A BETTER TIME THAN NOW TO CROSS THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE?
>>
>>163065238
DON'T BRAKE, LET LOOSE
>>
>>163065298
AND MAKE SURE YOUR HEART IS IN IT
START LINE TO FINISH
>>
shitposting
i wait for some codes
>>
>>163065372
FOR EVERY SECOND RUSHING BY WE'RE LOSING TIME
>>
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>>163065372
LET'S BREAK THE RULES!
>>
>>163065452
AND REALLY PUT OUR BACKS INTO IT
(max out, pursue it)
>>
>>163065505
WHAT'S A BETTER TIME THAN NOW TO CROSS THE LINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
>>
>>163065542
DONT BRAKE, LET LOOSE
>>
>>163065621
AND MAKE SURE THAT YOUR HEART IS IN IT
(from start line to finish)
>>
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>>163065621
AND MAKE SURE THAT YOUR HEART IS IN IT
>>
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THE VAN IS LEAVING IN FOUR MINUTES, HURRY UP

>>163065689
>>
>>163065692
>>163065702
FOR EVERY SECOND RUSHING BY WERE LOSING TIME
WERE LOSING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>
WOO, TIGHTEST CREW EVER!
I'm actually amazed we managed to type out the whole thing with so few hiccups
>>
>>162912486
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Will Walk Faceless Among Men (kosugi_4)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Bodhi's Bodies (daily_cake)
Brought to you by Bodhi.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>
Somebody make new thread.
>>
>>163068921
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