Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Is viper getting a remodel?

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>Monkey king and his statues don't share basher cooldowns

>>162850510
that's silencer you retard

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>162850510
>>162850561
that's a dk skin morons

necrophos sux now

never forgetti

>>162850353
this tbqh

>>162850583
How good is le balanced quarry settling man now that his talent tree makes his combo stronger?

>>162850704
stronger

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>>162850583
>tfw you settle your quarry

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RIP best loading screen

>>162850794
?

Does what

what stream do we watch until a good dota stream starts

>>162850851
fugg wrong image
inb4 baleet

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Guys I think I failed 2 of my exams

>>162850794
>does this
get level 12 and 8k net worth and disconnect 4/5 of the enemy team?

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ALL IVE DONE IS WATCH GAMES SINCE THE UPDATE

I HAVENT PLAYED A SINGLE GAME IN ABOUT A YEAR

AAAA WHY CANT I PLUCK THE COURAGE TO PLAY

REE!

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Ilexa.

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Its 20 seconds into your ranked game
your ally monkey king smokes up, runs to the enemy base and does this and goes afk

what do you do?

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>>162850903
Its okay dotard, you can renew them right?

Study and do better this time!

>>162850941
is a meme

>>162851049
https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa

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With Monkey King our Frog has pulled a Matt Ward and introduced dota's own Grey Knight.
Le Balanced Royal Simian got all the markings of a Creator's Pet.
Both in his skill set and in the way he is written.

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>pick Pudge
>hit lvl 25
>Pick bonus Rot damage
>wonder if it effects self damage
>only one way to find out
>Press W
>mfw

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WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS?
H
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>>162850978
>58 damage per win

>>162851165
dark spirit december 2017

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anyone else excited to see what other heroes icefrog makes now that he isn't limited by the warcraft 3 engine?

>>162851075
case in point

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>>162851165
>autists sperging out with a new hero tease
>mfw valve just says the other brother was dead all along

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Who is the most hung hero of the Dota Universe (futa only please).

>>162851165
W I S D O M S P I R I T
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>>162851013
thanks anon

>>162851274
hon had some pretty interesting designs early on, id be curious to know if the toad had any influence before joining valve

>>162851351
can someone explain why the new frogs all have retarded eyes and look real mad and stupid?

THE REDDIT FAGS STILL HAVENT POSTED THE PATCH NOTES

AHHHHHHHH

fps fix fucking when
p
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f
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>>162851049
a good one for sure

>>162851086
Fuck off Chaos scum so mad you can't corrupt any Grey Knights you have to shitpost on /d2g/ 38,000 years in the past??

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>>162851223
>not tricking your opponents into lotus orbing so you get 106 damage per win

>>162851274
Tbh I still want to see what kind of heroes could be made from unutilized assets in WC3. The units that never got turned into heroes.

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>>162851318
QoP but only after she summons a demon dick

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>>162851165

He's a retard monkey and thinks Storm Spirit has 3 brothers instead of all 3 of the spirits being brothers.

Would EG start winning valve events again if rtz was kicked and replaced with Loda?

>>162851509
theres been meme concepts of siege tank, crab and mortar team since pretty much dota was released

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>>162851482
holy fuck

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>>162851593
>loda

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>>162850903
Just try harder next time anon, i know you can do it!

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>>162851541
What does blue dick taste like?

>>162851482
>the old UI
>the old item active icons

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>Perfectly Balanced

Why does monkey king have 6 abilities? shouldn't you have 4 or 5 with one of them being a set-up ability?

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>play a game
>theres a hotfix afterwards
>play another game
>theres a hotfix afterwards
how much longer do you think this is going to keep going on for

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>>162851165
Soon.

>>162851772
2 weeks at least. thats what happened last time.

What's the go to max for veno?
I go Q W but i've seen some do W E. I have found use for the wards whne it comes to blocking heroes in during a gank. But other than that i feel like Q W does more damage.

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>>162851669
thank you generic anime girl

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>>162851165
>june 2018
>Special event custom game announced
>Focus is the fourth spirit
>3 players allowed in, each must play one of the existing spirits
>at the end of the game the 4th spirit's dead body is revealed
>its essence has been transferred into a new courier
>new store offer appears after you complete the minigame
>Spirit courier: only $19.99!
>reddit goes wild praising valve's creativity

Screencap this post

How do I become a terrorblade picker?

>>162851613
>No Makrura hero
>No Mortar team that functions like Ice Climbers in Smash
A full blown tank would be hard to implement though. Maybe that can be the Mortar Team ult? Just going full-blown siege mode and hopping into a massive Keen tank.

>>162851745
le balanced leaping fish XD

>>162850837
i need it.

>>162851318
Hentai common sense says that the more petite the girl is, the bigger the diq.

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Catch all of your NEL action on /ixmike88
game 1 just concluded with fan favorites Mason and Fluff taking home the win
grant will cast later when he gets home

>>162851858
>going Q W in 7.00
E is still the objectively superior build anon just make sure to grab the +1 forged spirit talent

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>>162851917
>reddit tier shitpost

New Techies is so much fun to play holy shit. His new E allows him to become actually valuable during teamfight instead of just standing on the edge, hoping he can throw a mine, and get picked off by a clinkz, his new Q+W combo means that you no longer stay in the same spot for a whole minute to place a stack of mines that a single treant is gonna blow up anyway, so you can place them in unexpected locations, and many over a large area, which gives your team a huge land advantage during team fights if you've been prep'ing the terrain properly. His R is still good, but I only max it after everything else has been maxed. I think it's the first hero whose ultimate is less valuable than every single of his other skills.

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I get this error when I start the game after the patch. HOW DO I FIX THIS?

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How do you defeat le balanced 5 second disable on 4.8 cooldown man?

>>162852089
I put a lot of effort into it

>>162852131
JUST

>>162852065
Anon he was talking about veno not invoker

>>162852065
Is this an invoker meme. >>162852091
New techies are actually scary in game
>go for a gank
>entire tree line has mine/stasis trap allowing carry to farm
>go to get my bounty as a safe lane
>mines are hidden by the trees surrounding it and i get gibbed
>for whatever reason radiants rune is below high ground so i walk high for fountain
>fucking popped

>>162851690
salty coins and milk

>>162852213
?
veno doesn't have quas, wex or exort

They fixed bots using courier all the time

>>162852206

Disconnected my PS4 gamepad dongle. It's okay now. That's fucking weird.

>>162851745
>game with no monkey king in it
nobody cares about your 6.88 matches

>>162850978
I'm a little proud of clan_iraq right now.

He fucking memed carry Lich into existence.

>>162850978
Do one for treant

>>162852245
>>mines are hidden by the trees surrounding it and i get gibbed
I'm not good enough to not place stasis traps along with my mines, and watching that 1.6 second during which they turn around realizing what's gonna happen next as they can see the prox mine but not reach it is worth all the gold in the world.

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>>162851274
MAELRAWN THE TENTACULAR HERO WHEN

>8 different tentacles all attack with a % of maelrawns base attack

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>>162852413
>nobody cares about your 6.88 matches
>implying

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>>162852513
I like it

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>>162851274
Hyped anon here, I hope the next hero is the spirit shown in the comic.

>>162852091
The best part is the overtriggering on leddit now that they are viable again.

Techies is one of the best heroes of the game, because he is the ultimate shitter test. If you really hate him, Dota is not for you.

>>162852750
I agree, i even think he was fine as he was on his debut. he just needed a little change in numbers. His jump is so fuckin broken right now, 7 seconds silence.

SLIPPERY FISH DICK

do we have /d2g/ approved bots yet? Are there any stem majors in here that can help make this a reality. I don't like how the offlaner in solo bots hogs the courier, but I can't code yet.

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my steam cloud guides are not showing up in the new UI (already tried making the guide public too) and I can't find a way to make them in-game either.. is this another 7.00 fuckery?

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>>162853029
hot monkey dick

>>162853072
its a beta xd

>>162851917
jokes on you I only saw your picture and then I skipped reading your post

Is anyone else hoping Valve doesn't completely balance the game?

>>162853029
SOPPING WET DOE PUSSY

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>>162853072
I can't even make a guide anymore

I hope the next hero doesn't have a big fucking AoE like Monkey King, otherwise teamfights are really gonna get unreadable.

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>>162850419

>>162853445
poor display with those tabs lad

>>162852727
>>162851274
I'm more interested on IceFrog making bullshit talents at every level rather than just 25, I mean I think it would be hard as balls to balance of course but having something that makes somewhat weak spells viable to be maxed first, or even retard ass roles for heroes being possible. I mean even enchantress got a new way to be played being mostly a healslut, but hey after he absolutely fucking killed her at least she can still do something I guess.

>>162853445
yeah that happens to me too, i can publish but not view or edit them

How do I play new treant, just be a dick to the enemy jungler?

>be 4k
>shit, but not THAT shit
>friend is 2k
>blah blah blah I don't belong here I can't climb etc.
>decide to prove him wrong
>jump on his account
>literally cant climb
Wow he actually had a point. 2k games are literally 1 v 9 shitfests where you have to watch your retards walk into the enemy and feed 1 by 1

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Are we ready to call this game a "hero brawler" or do we still need a couple more patches?

>>162853684
Most games are 1v9 shit fests. You're at 4k, its literally no different

>>162853684
Kill yourself Khanzeal

>>162853684
>making shit up to justify your 2K shitlery

Spectres talent is 6 second dagger cooldown. She can't take advantage of that unless she gets mana regen. What item do you get on her then? Hex or linkens or something?

>>162853445
>>162853647
Why don't they just make a standard format for exporting guides so we can make them without the shitty tools being phased out? A JSON file or something.

Does anyone else feel like they need to change the HotD icon's color scheme?

Also, there is literally no reason to buy drums when HotD exists. It's basically the same shit except better.

>>162853684
I'm at 3k
No boosted accounts
Almost nobody flaming
"Well Played" every time somebody dies on the enemy team
"Thanks" if somebody helps me
"Great job team" "Good luck next game" before game ends
>9 commends in 25 games
>+250 mmr in 2 weeks

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>>162853770

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>>162853571
okay fixed

>>162853950
because this is valve we're talking about

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>>162853684
>calibrated at 3.3k
>climbed to 4062 with an 85% winrate playing all roles
>pros/pubstars have also done this with similar winrates
get gud

>>162853963
There was never a reason to buy drums. You're just bad.

how come cap doesn't play in nel?

>>162853927
Guardian Greaves

>>162853716
Blizzard only coined the term "hero brawler" because the very existence of the ARTS genre is a blow to their pride. Dota at 1k is still deeper and more strategic than HotS or LoL at the top 10% of players.

>they moved kda and cs to top left now
Is this moveable or can they just finally put it back next to the hero portrait or something.

>>162853927
>What is bloodthorn?

>>162854043
Keep your smurf stories to yourself. Climb on your main before you talk.

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>>162853684
>2.5k
>play with my 5k friends sometimes as a pos 1
>win nearly every time
here's an example https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2844664290
p.s. no one is allowed to look at my dotabuff and bully me

>>162854190
>all UI problems would be solved if it was customizable
>they don't make it customizable
Valve?

>>162850978
what was the original of this image

the alchemist one?

>>162854191
Thanks. That's perfect. So it'll be radiance, manta, bots2, skadi, bloodthorne, diffusal eaten moonshard 6 slot right?

>>162854067
>"I wasn't here for 6.72" the post

>>162854240
>no one is allowed to look at my dotabuff and bully me

Don't need to look at it.

dumb animeposter.

So now that loading screen has been removed dodging obvious shitters is no longer a possibility right?

>>162854240
yur shit at the game u skrub

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>>162854192
it is my main

>calibrate at 1k mmr
>regularly stack with 4.5k mmr steam friends
>we win 70% of our games and I actually carry because they let me farm when I pick carry
I don't belong in 1k and I won't play ranked till they reset the mmr.

>>162854042
you're alright lad

>>162854332
I never understand these kinds of "perfect" builds.
You can easily need a bkb in a game or, don't need a skadi if you have enough control. But yeah, that sounds nice.
>>162854240
Win early game with an antimage, not lose.
What a shocker

>game starts
>i immediately feel like i should leave
why

>>162854638
standard

so when will steam make downloads function like torrents?

downloading and redownloading this patch took longer than expected

>>162854554
It's not nice to lie on the internet.

>>162854240
I defeated a 200 damage legion that had 5k mmr just by bashing him as AM

>>162854638
I call taht the dotard effect. IT's an entropic and learned responce of fear and trepidation when a round starts due to overexposure to shitters and peruvians/pinoys/slavs.

tldr: You've had so many bad teams your brain expects it and tilts before the game even starts

>>162853029
FROM THE DEEEPSHHH AYE RAIISHE
Porn of Slark being cucked when

>>162854638
I have a similar experience
>game starts
>feel like killing myself
sometimes i dont even need to be playing the game

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Can Valve do a single thing right?

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Do you ever take time to reflect on how great your life would be if you were married to Soe?

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>open dota 2
>instant invite from a 4 stack
This happens too often now. Praise allah. I feel sorry for you solo queuers.

How do we make the shrines harder to accidentally activate? Every fucking game one guy and sometimes even two people accidentally activate a bunch of the base shrines.

>valve pushes patch to test client for bug fixing
>/d2g/ and reddit: OMG VOLVO GIVE PATH NOW WE WANT PATCH NOW GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT I WOKE UP THIS MOURNING NO PATCH WTF
>valve pushes patch out a day later
>OMG WTF IS THIS BUGGY MESS WTF VALVE U RUINED DOTA

dotard logic everyone...

i-is the meme XP fixed yet?
I'm scared to open dota

>>162853684
>be 3k
>stack with random 5k
>win every time

the difference in 5k is that you can't pull tricks on people like you would in 3k (backstabbing behind the tower,outplaying mid) but its good as long as you are not in a core role

>>162855025
I doubt she's good marriage material

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>lmao you bought huds and loading screens? lmao fuck you you get nothing

>>162855228
no, icefrog wants everyone to hit level 25 so he can balance all the talents

>>162855286
Why do you say that? She's a Christian who seems sweet and likes video games. Sounds like a slam dunk to me.

>>162855293
>buying loading screens
The HUD hurst tho, I've had the edgy spooky skellington one for years

>>162855293
HUD's still work dumb dumb

also who the fuck buys loading screens? all of mine are from sets and goypendium

>>162853567
>man dies while watching purges 7.00 analysis
kek
Also, why is monkey dicks ultimate so fucking huge, and last for so fucking long?

>>162855413
used goods cant be good wives

>>162855293
>be valve
>literally have the technology to get rid of gorillion year long loading for matches
>don't implement it for months
>finally implement this useful feature to soften the blow of the rest of the incompetence that accompanies this patch

>>162855297
If the goal is to get everyone to 25 to balance the talents then roll back XP to pre-7.00 levels then he just undid much of the balancing.

Any way to stop the monkey fuck from talking when I open the game?

>>162855678
>open the game
LOL

>>162855559
Because you can literally just walk away.

>>162855678

No, goy. Now buy the fucking Arcana.

>>162855293
only thing I've given volvo money for was Glados' announcer pack. and that was a market transaction

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only now noticed that slardar's spells were renamed
corrosive haze lmao

>Chaos Strike is an average damage increase of 21% and an average of 6% lifesteal
This skill seems really shit now.

>>162855892
dude

>>162855892
and bash is now bash of the deep

truly the most welcomed of changes

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SEE THIS
WAT DO

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>>162855892
but the past skill names told you exactly what they did. I thought they were making it noob friendly?

>>162855892

I guess "amplify damage" was a little misleading, since it only lowered armor.

>>162855940
MINUS ARMOR

I have lost all feeling for the game, I don't know if my team is winning or not, I don't know if we can take a fight or even where to take it

I just go in the jungle and farm camps and runes and get level 20 around 30 minutes and then throw up a prayer

>>162855892
amplify damage was retarded and misleading

>>162855996
It didn't amplify damage though

>>162856025
LMAO

>>162855982
I prefer the free pipe.

>>162853684
you literally made up this up anon
I can smell it from miles away

>>162855982
use bkb because games literally 40min in

>>162856095
Oh I'll give you a free pipe.

>>162856095

So does your mom ayyyyy

>>162856030
Subscribed.

>>162855982
either wonder what is tickling me

or question why someone is playing support ember

>>162856030
Same here I genuinely can't tell who the fuck is in the lead after 30 minutes in the game
The death timers are completely fucked, too, they seem to last much longer in earlier phases of the game

>>162855892
what it was:
>sprint
>slithereen crush
>bash
>amplify damage

what it is now:
>guardian sprint
>slithereen crush
>bash of the deep
>corrosive haze

what it should have been:
>Counter-Rush
>Typhoon Blow
>Ocean Fist
>Watery Grave

>>162855982
>octarine ember

collect free win

>>162851482
hey, is that clan iraq?

>>162856140
>can only bkb for 5 out of every 55 seconds
>spend the other 50 seconds rooted in place taking 130 damage per second

>>162856241
>Watery Grave

Sounds like a Tidehunter skill

>>162853187
same thing, only got to the part that says "screencap this"

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Remember when Slarchad was considered a bottom tier BadMagnus?

Dark times. I'm happy to see /ourguy/ has been making waves for several patches now.

>>162856140
what is mana cost

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>>162853684
Nice try 2k shit.

Still, 3k-5.5k is the same shit, you leave the trench at 6k MMR

>be shit at dota
>always feed and lose as carry
>always feed and win as support
>b-b-but support role is equally important srsly
heh

>>162856231
What pisses me off most is the new death screen (the tint) and the sounds for big events.
It's like mega kill, pling - little side text, rampage, pling - little side text

>>162856471
how can Slark even compete with the hot new fish in town

>>162856471
He's been stomping me in pubs since 2013 though. I don't feel good about him being meta desu.

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>>162856327
every single webm on /d2g/ is clan_iraq

see this? clan_iraq
see this? >>162850526 clan_iraq

WHERE IS MY PATCH DOTARDDDDDDDS

>>162856471
There is literally no reason to pick centaur now.

>>162856554
the answer is he can't

>>162856614
its up already just the redditfags havent datamined it yet

>>162856593
for real though, sludge monstrosity was clan iraq's nickname for a while

>>162856676
Thanks man

I really need this

>>162856554

>new super cool model
>fancy renamed skills
>one of the best immortal cosmetics (the tentacle crush thing)
>probably fucking Naga

He literally can't. Slark btfo.

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Guess this hero

>>162856241
>watery grave
Sounds like a name for morph's shotgun

>>162856865
>Implying Slardar would ever fuck a washed up failure like Slithice

>>162856887
Crystal maiden.

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>win game at 35min
>17/0/16 score in 3k shit bracket
>still get shittalked at by teammate for every single one of this deaths
Does it get better at higher MMR? instead of playing the game these people write entire essays in the chat

>>162856887
Carry Lich

>>162856887
monki mang

>>162856887
Enchantress?
or is this another bullshit build that has no viability on the chosen hero and is, therefore, unpredictable?

>>162855628
I'd still try.

>>162856959
dream sniper build

>>162856969
how new
THE TRENCH NEVER ENDS

>>162856958
he might rape her

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>>162856593
This too
Everytime i look at this webm and my movement and control and everything, i just wanna cry

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>>162856959
>>162856986
>>162856990
>>162856991
No, but this guy right here >>162857061 is right

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>>162856593
yes yes very good however
why would you enfeeble a man before putting him to sleep?

>>162856887
Dazzle

>>162856991
That is the point of the game, you fuck

The new Atos is good. Plus the Skywrath aghs rework is also pretty strong.

C-Carry Dragonus soon?

>>162857234
damn must have been a super comfy game wp bratiska

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>>162857161
legendary good_void player

>>162851482
Can we please have mana and HP bars ABOVE the abilities back

>Eternalenvy: I’m gonna start watching western shows.
Anime BTFO

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I just asked in the LoL thread but,

I'm looking for a MOBA to play, should I play this or League of Legends?

where's the clan_iraq timber no bloodstone webbum

>>162857490
MOBAs are dead. Move to Overwatch.

>>162857490

the only difference between the two anymore is that DOTA starts you with all the heroes unlocked. for now.

>>162850419
What's your comfy hero d2g?
For me, it's bloodseeker. I just love to sit back and relax in the jungle.

>hitting creeps
>ganking mid
>shadow blade memeing for 2 shotting squishies
>2015 safelane bs spamming on lesh memes
>got me from 2k to 4k
>28 win streak

I love this hero desu.

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>>162857490
you be the judge

CHAD FINEM FINALLY SET DOTA FREE FROM THE GRIP OF THE WEABOO
PRAISE ZEUS

>>162857490
league of legends. homosexuals arent allowed on dota.

>>162857490
Niether, stay as far away from this genera as possible. It's too late for us, but you still have a chance.

if you are dead set on selling your soul, though, Dota has more complex mechanics and more flexible heros where as League of shitters is so rigidly enforced if you try playing a jungler as a tank you can get your ass reported.

>>162857556
don't listen to this faggot, he's memeing.

>>162857490
you should kill yourself

Does clan_iraq aka GodlyKha even post anymore?

I think he quit

>>162857626
madara left?

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So she's confirmed as the hero after the fourth spirit, right?

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>>162857619

>>162857903
a hero released in 6~7 years you mean

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>>162857490
depends

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>>162857348
Tbqh it was. Seeing how enemy team cant oneshot sniper and giving up on me just to get shot by me at 1.2k range is just diamonds. Sniper is truly the greatest pub hero. Any Storm Spirit was annoying
Damn, I love this patch

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Hello /Defense of the autism/
Can i get quick autism form check?

>>162857903
Ya, circa 2025

>>162857490
Since you are going to come back in the future when you get bored, play dota. Also there is a lot of fun stuff to do in the game, plus it has mods.

>>162858007
>tfw I'll never have a candlelight dinner with Sing

>>162855982
>Octarine & aether lens ember
>Not only do you get 100% uptime searing chains
>But you get 25% more sleight of fists AND can cast it from a safer distance away
Why don't more people do this?

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>>162857490

>>162858252
not to mention 30% spell amplification

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>>162854240
>>162854587
>2ks think they're in they're in the trench

My current MMR is around 850. I calibrated at half that value and games actually get much, much easier as it goes up, even when I lose I usually do far better than everyone else. I am probably the one person on the planet with a 60+% winrate on Visage below 1k that isn't a smurf, and I haven't even played ranked in 7.00 yet.

However, I am not ashamed to admit that me even getting this meaningless distance was pure luck, because most matches below 1k are decided by which team has the most feeders. You know how pubs are chaos now because no one knows what to do after all of the changes? That is what every game was like. Every fucking game. I didn't even feel like I earned most of my wins. It's not just clueless twelve year olds on Macbooks either. These people are so far up their own asses that they are literally incapable of seeing anything they do as wrong. And because there are so fewer people at tard bracket, I have played with quite a few of them multiple times. They are perfectly capable of learning, but consciously choose not to.

These are the people that whine about the game on Reddit.

I am fucking psyched for 7.00 ranked, though, once they've fixed AppleHUD and the ridiculous bugs. Rockbird was buffed hard and 1v9 is feasible again with the right picks. I want nothing more than to make these retards wish they never installed the game.

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dotards?

>>162858398
Any hero that gets a 5th ability from aghs has an extra hotkey on their bar for some reason. It's usually the courier's speed boost.

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24 hs muted for flaming a peruvian monkey

>>162858398
beta
fixed
all

>>162858450
it happened with puck as well, guess any champeon with 5 abilities does it

>>162855286
>free Swiss citizenship
pretty good if you ask me

>>162858074
I used to do sniper offlane phase first max take aim to bully faggots then sny for race car then maelstrom for push
what were your first items?

>>162858301
Don't even bother to play ranked.

>>162858532
Really? I verbally abuse my teammates all the time and I rarely even get more than 2 reports.

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT A SUNDER EVERY 10 SECONDS WAS BALANCED, WHAT THE FUCK ICEFAG?????

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>>162857490
If you're in to homo stuff definitely dota, we have like 2 wifus tops and one of them is from a comic that is never ever appearing again.

>>162858816
I haven't seen a tb sunder since 6.82. The cast point is so long that everyone dies before using it. And it doesn't help that EE is one of the main tbs

>>162858816
you mean every 7.5 seconds?

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>>162858841
don't forget best waifu has a penis as well

>>162858754
Why? You probably don't have to worry about me shitting up your own matches.

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So, the new Zeus aghs is legit, right?

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>>162857490
If you're gay and/or furry. This is the game for you

>>162858613
PT for some aspd, Aquila to push a little, Dragon Lance for obvious reasons. Then I was getting rekt by Storm so I took Linken's and then Hurricane Pike for Clock. Then there was a fuckton of armor on them, so I grabbed Deso to boost damage a little. And it all ended with Mjolnir and Bkb

>>162858841
oh yeah, as League has waifu bait, Dota has husbando bait. I want to get mounted and bred by underlord

>>162858958
I'm saying there's no point in wasting so much time getting up there. Just wait for some mmr reset so you can do it faster.

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do you miss it?

>dota 2 ports two heroes from dota 1 per year
>lol creates three new heroes per year

really makes you think

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>>162859031
>more ways to kill steal as Zeus
yes

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CLQ STREAM

4k SHITKIDS ABOUT TO BE DUMPSTERED

>>162859105
>>162859043
>>162858841
Strange. Lol players on 2ch are mostly into trannies and twinks

>>162859174
what is that hero between visage and aa?

>>162859281
skeleton king

>>162859281
Pugna Arcana

>>162859219
And how many of these heroes are viable?
t. former lolbab

>tfw just had a game where i played like absolute garbage and titled all game

only way to fix this is to play again i guess

>Low prio for the first time in 4 years

Help d2g I don't think I can manage 3 wins with these people

>>162859252
Is he still lecturing about the world full /lefty pol/ style?

Honestly it's pretty fucking sad.

>>162859267
>2ch
well there's your problem, 2ch is filled with trapfags. In lolg, I guarantee they'd fuck Catelyn over someone like Teemo

>>162859379
Osterion

>>162859281
TAKE A KNEE, PEASANT

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How likely it is for someone to make a mod for the HUD ? Is it possible ? would you get b& for using it ?

I just want the old-HUD back

>>162858816
what if octarine core TB + kotl?

>sunder on 1.5 cooldown

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>>162859281
some shitty HoTs ripoff that Valve scrapped

>>162859384
The two most recent heroes per lane and few assorted old ones.

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riddle me this /d2g/

what kind of mouthbreathing retard needs his KDA on screen at all times in an assfoggots game?

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>>162859607

>>162859476
He's true neutral, not left; And I say that as a /pol/ack. If anything his views are like Ted Kaczynski's.

>>162859117
I might agree in 6.88, but for some reason my 7.00 matches are fucking insane.

A few days ago someone literally made fun of me for saying players should be good at more than one hero.

Guess which hero he "mains"?

>tfw too intelligent for 7.00

>>162859692
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

>>162859692
ENDURANCE RUN!

>>162859750
Riki
or Slark

>>162859692
ENDURANCE RUN

>>162853981
at this rate yo'll get to 4k and play against boosted apes exclusively

>>162859484
>well there's your problem
>2ch
Not my problem anymore. Those kid mods with mental disorders are too much.
>>162859717
Am I the only one who likes the Green Baller?

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do you feel old?

Is there a place that has a guide for all the items, for who and when to get them?

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>>162859692
the king of mouth breathers that browse reddit. what we actually fucking need is buyback status to be visible at all times, because that actually fucking matters in decision making.

but none of these 2k trash redditors think of it because they dont know how to make plays. probably who the healing fountains were aimed at.

>>162859692
WHATS THE FRACAS?

cant believe fear fucked this ugly bitch

>>162859927
no
i started at 6.84 with Dota 2 Reborn

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>>162859927
>playing dota
>old
Yeah, right.

>>162859927
Time flies by so quickly

>>162859849
Good guess, but no.

>>162859948
So many things have changed that it's simply better to experiment on your own. If everyone is a confused idiot, then no one is.

Try experimenting with the new Atos, it's fucking great.

>>162859927
there's supposed to be a TI3 rebroadcast soon

>>162859927
i played dota back in WC3.

i didn't like it and quit playing after the first game

>>162859692
I sorta liked that it was gone, along with last hits. Gets shitters to use the ~ menu more often, which forces them to see if they're getting massively out leveled or not and play accordingly
Like what's the point of an always persistent KDA on screen? Whats the point of a lh counter always on screen, when small jungle creeps factor into it and makes it worthless past laning for carries?
Just keep it all behind ~

>>162859031
>Ult somone.
>Oh they didn't die.
>Nimbus them.
>They're still not dead.
>Refresher Ult nimbus the same spot.
>Even if they do survive they have to either go back and heal while taking another two bolts to the ass.
>If they're a dumbass and try to kill the thing while in range they get ministunned to death by the staggered nimbus timers.
>The interval gets reduced by CDR meaning with octarine they stun every 1.9 seconds.
>Both of these spells are completely global and provide useful vision for your team in addition to being a pain in the ass.
I'm probably massively overrating that cloud considering there's nothing stopping them from just walking out and the thing does NOT prioritize heroes at all, but its certainly obnoxious as fuck to deal with if you place it well.

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sisters should share!

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>>162860281
>male feet

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>>162859904
kys

>clarities don't break when creeps hit you now
HAHA FREE POKES

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>Finally enter reserve as my military service ends
>Expect to play good dota despite reading about the changes
>mfw after playing my first game with this new UI

Talents are nice over stats, everything else fucking blows

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>>162860391
SEASON
TWO
WHEN

>>162860472
Don't forget that towers don't break bottle regen, salve regen, and clarities anymore.
So if you have a spare salve at the end of the laning stage instead of selling it just bm their team by using it under their tower and taunting.

>>162860238
global tp interrupts is just absolute rubbish

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>rubick doesn't support, steals all the tomes, AFK farms in the jungle while they are pushing are base

>"I am doing better than HALF OUR TEAM"
I see the shitters haven't cahnged with the patch

Wtf didn't know ATTACKER was Arab.

you guys do realize that you can still get a perfect 1 tick (0.03s) armlet toggle without external scripts or without any console toggle?

the only thing you have to do is bind the item slot where you're gonna place armlet to a key on normal cast and to another key on autocast, if you wanna armlet toggle, you just press both keys once, there you have it, instat armlet toggle

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Imagine how revolutionary and crazy would it be if there were patch notes in the game or the steam client for patches!

>>162860690
The name didn't tip you off?

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what's in the update dotards

https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/809433622985916416
I want to break this retard's nose
it would have taken ONE internal game to collectively realize putting death log on the opposite side of the minimap is a retarded idea

>>162860691
>autism

>>162855982
>duration 5 seconds
>damage per second 100
>total damage 300????

should be 500 total damage before reductions, math is hard.

fuck zeus players
fuck natures prophet players even more

>>162860617
>steals all the tomes

They should go to a support anyway.
But shitters gonna shit, no patch can change that. One of my last games had an Omni who thought he was a core when I picked Jakiro, because apparently teams can't have 2 supports.

Okay how do you fight MK in mid? I tried sniper thinking I could keep him away but he tower dived me with no repercussions and walked away with full health because of his passive.

>>162861072
that valve developers have the balls to even open their motuh when they fail the most basic alpha testing on their UI really enrages me