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Finally fixed the OP edition
Vacca still a best sub-edition

Old Bread: >>162700376

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.36
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727

>Latest added content
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available
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Are there any new money glitches?
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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.
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>>162752306
no one cares, you should probably kill yourself
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Fuck the Lamar missions should've been level locked, I can't even finish the first fucking mission to unlock Bennies on my alt because I keep getting connected to people under level 10 who always without fail drive into the parking lot meetup thinking they're going to kill 30+ enemies in close range without problems.
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>>162752189
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>>162751339 From previous thread

Still not working. Gah.
Lowered resolution, windowed mode, lowest settings. Still nothing.
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>>162752457
No.
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>subtly stalking a guy stealing a nice 100k car
>a less subtle man rounds the corner in his insurgent
>car thief parks the car in an alley out of sight, runs out of cover and gunfights him
>pull up behind the alley
>get into the car and drive away while they're fighting
>neither seem to notice
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>>162752507
well, shit on my face and call me a nigger.
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>>162752565
Not unless I'm getting paid.
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>>162752535
i like how its not about destroying other people's shit but actually stealing it
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>>162752618
i can offer you a really nice cheesecake i just made?
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can this new car shit be done solo session after everyone leaves meme happens or do i have to risk my carebear nerves getting frazzled?
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>Have fun riding a motorbike around the woods as I lance animals with my sawn off shotgun
>Pass through bush
>There was a rock hidden under it
>Die instantly
>Go through all the effort of stealing another bike before having another go, this time avoiding bushes
>Low hanging branch lightly taps my helmet
>Die instantly

Woooow
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>>162752812
Best done solo for sure.
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>>162752890
>riding around on a dirtbike hitting deer
>take a hill a little too fast and fling myself off
>mountain lion runs up to my ragdolled body and chews my nipples off

Dont fuck with nature
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>>162752812
yes
stealing it is solo job most of the time, having a buzzard/jet to take out the enemy buzz's is useful but most of the time they dont even appear.
selling them is easier with ppl as always
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Should I just be blowing up low or moderate price cars and chasing high-tier cars?
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>Steal and pimp out motor home
>Still have to fuck hookers on the car seat instead of a bed
Literally anti fun
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>>162752376
It's like the 7th restart right now. I am so fucking proficient at this mission from playing it repetitiously but it doesn't even matter if my teammates die at the drop of a hat.
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>>162752487
higher delay?
try different cars?
does it go beep beep when throwing you around?
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What are everyone's thoughts on the Penetrator?

The Skyline and F-Zero Voltic are certainly fun but I'm quickly falling in love with this new old girl. It feels very collected and like it would be a good daily-driver.
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>assistant won't stop bugging me about CEO office garage

Fucking stop i'm not spending 1.1 mil for a garage when I already own more garages than I fucking need.
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>>162753026
>>162753409
thx m80s
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>>162753537

Reskinned Tyrus
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>>162753948
yes but this skin looks better and costs less
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Just used TT to get 21mil. Should I dissolve it into T20's and shit or is TT money never stolen?
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>>162753537
Looks like what you'd get if you designed a car off of a picture of a catfish.

Ugly af desu. Literally like a 2/10 IMO.
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>>162753537
Very comfy, but refined at the same time

has AWD that feels like RWD and a light feeling
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>>162754195

If you get caught it wont matter, you'll be reset to level 1 with no property at all
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Is this where I post my shitty webms?
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>>162753698
I know that feel anon.
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>>162754390
Might aswell just go now buy all cars then.
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>>162754242
A Penetrator drives into an LSC.
The mechanic asks, "Why the long face?"
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>>162754727
I like you and hope we're friends.
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>>162753445
>Decide to host and specifically get people high enough level
>We literally do the whole thing
>All we had to do was drive around the corner where the marker was & the mission would've ended
>Someone disconnects

FUCK YOUOUOWUFOIHYWJGFWEOUGFOWEIYHJWEOIHY
WHY AM I CURSED TO NEVER FINISH THIS FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIIIITIT#HWJQITGFWHE
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>>162752487
try a different car
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>>162755258
Just now after joining someone else' game I get kicked AFTER the host starts the game & we're in the team choosing screen, is that even fucking possible?
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>>162753537
im gonna paint it british green and call it a jag

I love it
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>>162754727
>>162754242

the resemblance is uncanny!
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>>162755041
I hope we're friends too.
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Any TT lobbies going?
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What are the firewall ports I need to block to force a solo session?
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>>162755818
That's a great shot. Do you have trouble with explosion effects in the editor? I noticed that smoke and muzzle flashes are tough to capture.
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>>162756090
Ports do I*
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>>162754195
>Just used TT

What is TT?
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>>162756090

invitation only seems to be working
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>>162753414
This is what I'm thinking of doing, especially with the cooldown on selling cars.
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Is anyone else hesitant to export anything because it's so satisfying filling up the warehouse with cool cars?
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>>162754727
because you got penetrated by a gang of mean gtags? Is that why you have long face?
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>>162756090
80
443
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>>162756514
Is there a cooldown on sourcing cars? The CEO could just sit in their office and keep rolling the dice while the workers blow up the junkers.
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Today I tried making the most authentic GTA III-like Claude I could
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>hitting the shadowplay overlay causes the game to shit the bed enough that I get dropped to a solo public session
well that's convenient.
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Vailwolf if youre reading this


Get outskilled
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>>162756731
That looks more like Joey Leone than Claude.
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>>162756704
Yes but it's incredibly short, a few times after really easy thefts i've come back and had like 10 seconds left on the timer.
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>>162756130
I do, yes. Explosions and muzzle flashes are a colossal bitch and often require multiple playbacks to get right since post FX only show up when the video is played and not when you seek by moving the marker.
What I usually do is set a marker a second or two before the moment I want to capture and then set its playback speed to 20% or 5%. This slows down the action enough to make it easy to pause the clip at a good frame, set another marker and then do all the fancy camera work.
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Is there any way to get the new vehicles (Armored Boxville etc) delivered, or do you really have to drive to the garage every time?
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>>162756981

M key, Vehicle menu
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PC /GTAG/, 2016


Full res: http://i.imgur.com/DPXGQAU.jpg
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Can you only have 1 vehicle warehouse?
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>>162756932
Thanks for the advice. I was getting different results for smoke every time, but the slow playback would make it a bit easier.
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>>162757141
>didnt actually include any of the people who posted last thread

Good troll
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>>162757141
Nice collage, anon.

Good work!
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hosting tt send social name
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What is the best weapon while being in a car/motorcycle?
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>>162757387
The compact grenade launcher is the most fun, but it takes practice to aim.
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>>162757387

Midget AK on bike, Klobb in car
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>>162757387
Stickies all day erry day
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>>162757141
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
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>>162753432
Huh
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Post best songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kglVAdex_74
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>>162757141
How much for the girl in the purple headphones
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>>162757557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK8zeX79uD8
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>>162757141
>PC
wait this was PC only?
who gives a shit about any of them?
bunch of newfags with shit taste and meme clothes/faces
Noone actually cares about their character on PC because it coudldall be delted tomorrow

Where the collage of players characters from 3 years ago who havent paid or cheated to change their face?
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>>162757793
get them to play again and maybe people will care.
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Is the update hype dying already?
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>>162753948
but no though
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Piratefag here. Hope the Ruiner 2000 gets released as a mod for singleplayer eventually.
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>>162757976
I'm still pretty hyped. I just don't have much time to enjoy the update.
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CURRYMURRY IS N I C E
N
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C
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>>162758107
>CNICE
what did he mean by this?
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>>162756731
>Father: Claude
>Mother: Claude
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>>162757141
literally who are these people

Someone name them all
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>>162757141
Not like I posted this in reply on the last thread or anything
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Doing a TT session, whos in?
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>>162757142
YUp
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>>162758238
It's Australian for "nice"
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>>162758107
Can somebody explain to me how he became such a meme? Are people just mocking him?
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>>162757459
>>162757480
>>162757503
Not high enough lvl for that grenade launcher i think. Other question. Should i sell my small ware house (250k) to get that small warehouse near my office or just collect money to sell small one for big warehouse?
Is it okay to just have one middle and one big or should i just keep a small one in case near my office?
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>>162757614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zknXmwAPdwk
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>>162757141
>tfw didn't post your character so you didn't get in the collage
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>>162756731
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>>162758625

A lot of people posted a character and it's not in the collage
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>>162758545
It's from the biker DLC, so it shouldn't have a level requirement. My launcher is bugged and gets a full ammo refill every time I log in, so I use the hell out of it as much as I can.
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Reaper or Tempesta lads?
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>>162758531
He's on all the time and is very nice + helpful. He's a good boy.
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Blazer Aqua a best
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>you can throw a tank in the air with the wedgecar

checkmate
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>>162758531
tldr he shilled himself a bunch
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>>162758649
's that from TEE TEE?
i was thinking of it myself, but i dunno
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>>162758649
What did you do, TT had money spawned on you or other?
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>>162758756
Tempesta is the third best super and doesn't look retarded.
So Tempesta.
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>>162758756
Well they look practically identical but the Tempesta is faster, so if you have the money get that I guess
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What do the associates get for all this shit? Nothing again?
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>>162758885
TT doesnt spawn money on you.
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>>162758952
something like 5k

it's a joke
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>>162758969
There should've been a coma there, having money spawned on you from menushitters I meant.
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>>162754594
GOBLIN
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>>162757793
Did you say 3 years ago?
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>>162757141
Tfw i am in it
Feels good mane, gonna miss you snap
T.Fapoleon
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If only the Lambos in this game weren't all super-angular pissed-off carbon fiber Monster Energy drink cars
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>>162759030
Guess I'm playing alone then.
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>>162759105
That is how most modern Lambos are
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>>162758952
Is there any way to pay associates? Yesterday two very nice men from FNFR helped me deliver some crates and I couldn't figure out a way to share some of the profits.
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>>162759105
you mean like the newer lambos?

the Aventador and such have this edgy looks, even the Huracan.

can't wait for a triangular car with a v12 for 2017
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>>162758887
Reaper is better looking
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>>162757141
>ATTENTION WHORES OF PC /GTAG/, 2016
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>>162758531
He shills himself
He spews memes
He has a unique voice and accent
He has a unique character
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WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING A SELL MISSION ALONE WITH PLANES AND IT DOESNT SHOW THE YELLOW DOTS WHERE I HAVE TO DELIVER.
WHAT DO I DO NOW? THANKS R*
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>>162758885
>>162758854

It was $8m given to me, not taken away
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>>162759105
The Infernus would be great if it didn't look so chunky and weird
It look half done to me I dunno
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>>162758107
ROKU IS NOT NICE
O
K
U

I
S

N
O
T

N
I
C
E
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>>162759467
you fucking, dont tell me you bought a megalodon
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>>162759442
Pretty sure if you press find new session you only lose 3 crates

I'm not 100% sure
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>>162759271
The Reaper, FMJ, and ETR1 are all low-poly mirrors on wheels, none look good
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>>162759319
How can they be attention whores if they're literal whos?
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>>162759075
>tfw now i'm looking through snapmatic and feeling the nostalgia
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Requesting inv to GTAG please. RSC name: radicalphantom

cheers luv
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>>162759554
No, I'm serious.
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>>162759590

The FMJ looks just fine, fuck you
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>>162759610
They want attention. Doesn't mean they get it.
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>>162758625
>oh, theyre doing a collage? nice! will have to take a picture next time i play
>forget to do it
>well allright I will just do it next time
>see the collage already posted
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The prices to sell cars arent always the same, right??
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>>162759590
>low-poly mirrors
wut
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>>162757141
shit fucking collage mate
i posted my character and i'm not even in it you cunt
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fucking hell, im trying to get this MP to SP asi script shit working, but it fails to load everytime.
how the fuck are people doing it? is there an updated scripthook?
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>>162759678
Post dedgen memories.
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>>162759776
Says the master attetion whore
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trying to fill my garage what are the best looking cars? any suggestions
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>>162757141
BEST COLLAGE ANON!
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>>162759776
I hope you can appreciate the irony of your post as much as I do.
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>>162759556
Should i just close it with task manager?
Damn it why is this happening at all?
Normal mission it says "get in this plane" and no yellow dots are visible on the map even though it says i have to deliver it. Sitting now on a plane and i dont know what to do.
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>>162759809
It is. 25k for low end cars, 50k for medium cars and 100k for top end stuff. Get 4 top end cars and people to help sell and you can get a easy 400k in a couple of minutes work.
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Hello my friends

what is the best way to make money with 2 people in an invite only lobby

pls respond
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>>162760020
Fly around and look for red smoke?

Also did they remove that AI Valkyrie that would kill you if you tried to do a solo delivery?
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>>162757141
>>162757258
>>162757793

alright poopbaskets, send me your pictures.

i have a project but i will not announce it until its done. should take couple of days. send me artistic stuff (not filtered bullshit, filtered images will not be added)

i need cars, explosions, action going on, close ups etc.
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>>162759712
Gotcha
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>>162757141
Shit, I missed out on this one, but someone at least has my fashion taste. I'll miss you snap.
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>>162757141
>post a pic
>get asked for my name
>provide it
>not in the end collage
>recognize most of these as thread attention whores

Gee, I wonder what the actual point of this image was.
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>>162759776
>Qt
>Talking about attention whores
:^)
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>>162760136
Never saw that Ai Valkyrie. I can try but i saw no red smoke at all? What do i do if it is just bugged? closing it with killing process or just joining new session?
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>>162759880
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PROTIP: The button to source a new car may be grayed out and have a timer, but you can click on it and find a new car anyway.

>Rockstar coding
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>>162758375
Sorry, I said the pic was too dark

>>162759819
>>162758673
Either the pic you didn't fit the criteria, you aren't part of GTAG PC, or you didn't provide a name/SC. Sorry.

>>162760236
H-O-W-L?
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>>162758531
This is an honest question because I may have missed something but if Currymurry is so loved why did the_green_dream become crew leader when Adonis left?
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>>162759442
The Plane-based crate sale missions jankily bug out in some way or another like half the time, and even if you're lucky and they don't, they still take more than twice as much time to complete than the Truck and Tug deliveries, all while being much harder to defend.

If I'm making a warehouse sale in a crowded session and the game tells me to go to the airport, I switch sessions.
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>>162760797
I tried every, searched the map as good as possible no yellow dots. Do i just switch session now?
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>>162760903
Switch sessions, yeah
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grand theft auto V is offline gg
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Selling cars seems so much more fun than crates, but I only have $600k to my name :(

I bought a large warehouse a week ago but haven't filled it yet
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>>162761172
Crates are cancer, I only bought a small warehouse and I reget even that
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>>162759880
>dedgen memories
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There wouldn't happen to already be a list of which cars have a top value would there?
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>>162760045
I got 2 top range and both are at 40k and a standard range at 15k
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>>162757141
I really need to get the sunglasses and watch and chain and rocket launcher so I can live my fantasy.

If only you trannies were real grills then we could do a real life cringy autistic character cosplay irl.
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>>162761069
Its not on a endless loop with that loading screen. What the fuck is this.
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>>162761661
Wait, we aren't all girls here?
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>>162761726
i live in a 2d anime world desu
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why does maze bank tower garage 1 have the worst view ever? it's ridiculously expensive surely i should get a nice view?
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Any other cars than the bodhi with manual drive?
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Just finished one mission that involved lifting a car off a barge with the cargobob
Using that never crossed my mind can you use it on every car you need to steal or does it not hook onto them
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>>162759810
Their models have like no detail to them, they remind me of the Stanier desu
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>>162761838
arcadia centre is shitty too
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>>162762060
kys
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>>162762106
nys
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I swallow
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>>162761969
All
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>>162762231
Lemon juice?
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>tfw no yellow cropped tank
>tfw no headbands
>tfw you can't use suspenders for anything
>tfw too lazy to change your hair color

I will never be Faye.
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>>162757141
>including attention whores and avatarfags
i shiggy diggy
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>>162759556
>>162760797
Thank you guys for that new session thing.
I guess i lost the crates i bought the last. 2 crates are missing rest is fine. Feel better to be honst but that was a big fucking time waste. If i wouldnt be so scared of getting banned i would cheat money myself so i dont get fucked like this.
>>
Imagine how much gametime is spent just entering and exiting your CEO office to start new missions while grinding jobs
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>>162762060
You are shitty too, fuck off
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>>162762395
I'd prefer not to
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>>162759880
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>>162762412
could you at least explain the problem you're having ma'am?
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>>162762060
>>162762230
>>162762335
K Y S
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What new Pegasus vehicles are worth the money and which ones aren't?
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>>162762412
Uh oh guys, they found us out!
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>>162762412
>look up /feg/
>your stupid fuck lurkers made a bunch of extra threads for no reason
Kill yourselves
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>>162758364
Catower, ... I got nothing after that.
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>>162753537
It looks like someone took the jpg of a normal car and just stretched it horizontally
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>>162762583
It depends on your idea of fun. The amphibious vehicles are great, but it's tough to beat throwing cars around with the wedge and armored truck.
>>
Ok so I tried google and most torrents are dead. Is there a mega where to download the soundtrack off of?
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>>162761969
You probably can, tho the Cargobob is slow and really loud and you may have to land every time AI choppers come after you if you don't have backup
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>>162762823
>landing

it's perfect because they target the cargobob instead of the car. Just fly it the whole way and get a new cargobob every time
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>>162761901
Half of the cars in the game.

Take a look. It is so many cars, that it is really ridiculous that there is no way to use manual transmission in the game.
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>>162762412
Is this a "pretend there's something going on when nothing is going on so a bunch of people from other generals post in the thread to see what's going on" shitpost?
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>>162760389
because curry exposed his /pol/ power level and wanted to purge /gtag/ of non whites
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>>162757480
>Klobb
What do you mean with this? I bought the compact grenade launcher like >>162757459
said but it only works on bike. This gun is the most fun i ever had. Now i need one gun for car and i am set.
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>>162763181
>manual transmission in the game.
I fucking wish, GTAguy sucks at driving stick
>mfw he just sits there bouncing off the limiter in first instead of upshifting
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>>162760389
Perhaps Curry didn't want to be leader? Perhaps adonis liked green more? Who the fuck cares?
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>>162755880
>simple sight
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>>162760172
There you have action nigger. You didnt include me in that too and i have to go now. Damn it.
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>>162763962
wut
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this is cat and marshal
best friends for life for sure
fashon sense is crescent fresh
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>>162762509
Ludendorff UNITE!
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>>162764060
im not that anon. im someone else.

i was inspired by the collage anon but im doing something else.
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>>162763882
The Klobb is the Mini SMG added in the Biker update. Very high rate of fire, so you'll want to use the extended magazine.
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>>162764115
Race traitor.
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>>162764115
can you get a tripcode so i can immediately recognize every one of your extremely high quality posts
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>>162753060
>Single player
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>>162764115
>cat uses one of those meme eyes

not only she is a filthy tranny but he also uses the shitter items as well

it is like poetry
>>
>>162764203
Thats the best gun for being in a car?
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>>162764346
youver not even b egun to see me shit
>>162764247
suire thing

>>162764230
nothing wrogn with beasitality
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>>162764364
It's really down to personal preference. I use the Machine Pistol because it's more accurate with each round. The Mini SMG deals more damage, but it's a lot less accurate with multiple shots. Before the accuracy nerf, the AP Pistol was the best choice and many players still use it.

The best thing to do is buy all three and try them out on NPCs. You'll find you like one more than the others.
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>>162763962
It really sucks, that the engines rev out all the time.
>>
>>162753537

>people hating on Jaguar

Disgraceful
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>>162764720
Okay thank you i will do that.
>>
so is it worth getting a car selling business? or is it shit like biker business?
>>
the tempesta is better than the vacca, and cuter too
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>>162765484
It's very good money, and you can easily solo it in your spare time. The discount you can earn on the new special vehicles makes it even more appealing.
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>>162766228
Do you only get the discount if you're the CEO hosting the special vehicle missions or does everyone participating in the mission get the discount?
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>>162766357
When I clicked on the discounted price, it did specifically say that I had to run the mission as a CEO to get the discount.
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>>162766228
are the missions fun?
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>>162765484
I don't know. I'm trying it right now and it seems incredibly easy to get shot up and shit. And some of the missions are pretty difficult to do quick unless you're prepared. And the timer on exporting vehicles is much longer than it takes to get vehicles, so at some point you'll be waiting.
I'll try and time how fast it really is in the coming weeks I think, to see how fast it really is solo. But I still need to buy some other shit like the cargobob because that seems almost required to really grind this.
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>>162766508
Lots of fun! They're mini heists. It's free reign to go nuts with the new vehicles, and they're all great. It just helps to invite decent players to play with you, since the missions have a lot of combat. They don't pay very well, but that's pretty minor.
>>
>this is the average /gtag/ member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHUWzuGDtts
>>
Anything compatible with the sleeveless hoodie?
>>
>start vip mission for ruiner 2k
>get in the spawned ruiner
>20 minutes of infinite missiles and no insurance costs

BRAVO ROCKSTAR
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>>162767385
this is the average /gtag/ member

https://youtu.be/k8RbZpsdQus
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>>162767385
funny on a cringey subject
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>>162767467
I don't think you can have anything with sleeves, but the sleeveless shirts work. Not that that matters.
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>>162765484
cars are worse than crates but are less risky as well.

High end cars sell for 75k minus all the upfront costs, making the retrieve and szell missions pay like 33k or so roughly.

But sometimes you'll be selling low end cars or 30k minus upfront costs so retrieve and sell mission are 15k- less than vip work- so thats pretty bad.

But the good news is, no grinding all day and losing it all to a glitch or a hacker. You can get a car and sell it instantly, and solo sales are easier and less stressful.
>>
do you have to do every consecutive special vehicles mission to unlock the next ones or can you just have sourced whatever amount of cars it says are needed?
>>
i need to FUCK
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its been a while, how do I use the netlimiter method to get solo sessions?
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>>162760370
>>162760236
H-O-W-L here, i realized after i posted that my response was in the wrong thread and figured it wasn't worth the effort of going through another captcha, no hard feelins.
>>
Is the ramp car worth it? I have 2.4 million, just enough for it. I don't really see any situations that it would be useful for.

Also, why can't you load cars in the wastelander? It's completely pointless.
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>>162767565
>qt will defend this
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>>162768450
also, I lost the pastebin where i could get the free netlimiter download, could someone post the link?
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>>162768634
proof that it's me (not that it matters)
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>>162768817
Also, I believe you're not in the crew anymore.
>>
yeah, no fuck you guys not talking about the new masks like, at all.

they are FUCKING DOPE
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>>162768817
why the fuck don't they have low tops for men? it's fucking retarded
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>>162768945
didn't even know until someone mentioned earlier lol, i took a week's sabbatical from GTAV because i had work commitments and when i came back the purge had happened

can't really be arsed to argue about it but if i can get back in the PC crew it'd be cool, i'm actually active now

SC: H-O-W-L

not a biggie if not, i haven't posted about it because i figured there'd be some big shitfight and i cba with that
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>>162757141
weow
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>>162753537

one of the best looking supercars tbqh. if only it came with the XJ220 wheels.
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>>162768659
I wouldn't say so

Launching cars into the air isn't very fun because the initial impact with another car feels just as jarring and uncomfortable as any normal GTA5 collision, and the Freemode version of the buggy is allegedly weaker

What I want to buy is the amphibious ATV.
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>>162769309
Those look like wheels in the SUV category. Don't remember what they're called though
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>>162769430
cognoscenti?
>>
does vehicle selling still fill the office up with money? or anything else?
>>
>delivering a car

>some guy starts chasing me

>throw c4 behind me and denote it not even that near him

>oh well if you're going to try to kill me im going to kill you

>finally actually catches up to me and starts shooting me with the miniguns of his ruiner

>deliver my car and call him autistic

>he says name calling is for children and waits for me outside to kill me

the people who play this game are so fucking dumb and pathetic
>>
>used TT
>gave myself 20 million
>got all the cool cars
>fucked around with the Hydra killing randos
>get bored
>close the game

Do not give in to the temptation of cheating, lads.
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>>162769117

http://i.imgur.com/X3wtTnt.jpg

FINAL EDIT
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>>162769584

why

type

like

this

you

fucking

cuck
>>
>>162769375
how fast is the atv in water
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>>162769576
Yeah those i guess
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>>162769678
autist detected
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>>162769707
almost as fast as the jet ski in water mode
(you can lower and raise teh wheels)
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>>162769832
kys
>>
still no chop shop glitch?
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>>162758559
fug yeh breh. the memories
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>>162769584
nice leddit spacing, fag
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>>162769984
>check box in net limiter for 5 seconds

>autists and tryhards go byebye
>>
So once you get 11+ cars in your warehouse, the oldest one is replaced by a generic covered car after you deliver a new one. So you won't have 40 custom cars rendered on the screen at the same time
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>>162770228
but there are multiple covered models so its not too jarring. they seem to keep the class at least
I like it
>>
>>162770432
Yea it's ok I was just sharing. One of them that I got seems really poor quality though, the wheels are huge on it and super close together. Oh well, will be sold soon
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what happens if you steal a car from a player but dont have a warehouse?
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>it's a "gang attack at the airstrip" episode
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Why do some people take this game so seriously?
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>>162770787
You can take it to a different place for cash and RP.
>>
What's the closest thing we have to a R31 GT-R?
No reason in particular
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>>162770787
theres an advantage to that?

why do i only see people destroying cars?

lmao what the fuck is wrong with the people who play this game
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>Comet Retro will only cost 745k

N E A T
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>>162770859
is it simeon or lsc or just some random garage?
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>>162770810
>Gang attack with a mingun episode and the AI aimbot is set to on
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>>162770934
I dont know, i never took it there. I think it's a police station judging by the icon but i'm not sure.
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>>162770895
you can take any intact car you your own 40 warehouse but its impossible to do so unless you either get there first or have auto aim on

noones gonna drive near anyone else when they have 100k in the back seat
I pretty much always go off radar
>>
>The mission with the cargobob

Holy fuck I was warned its awful and I didn't listen
>have to pick car up while paper mache copter gets ruined by the bad guys
>cargobob is a total crapshoot for picking shit up
>manage to pick up the Stirling and have just enough Cargobob health to get it to shore
>get blasted down by Buzzard auto aim miniguns
>waste rockets shooting them down so I can reach car
>get in car - repair cost 12k
>more spawn
>driving 150mph on highway yet get hit by miniguns every few seconds
>actual Buzzard can't hit the broad side of a barn with miniguns but ok
>without crashing reach warehouse
>final damage bill is 21k

FUCK that mission
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>>162771069
>have to pick car up while paper mache copter gets ruined by the bad guys
Land on the shore and snipe them all, helps a bit
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>>162770897
>The two monkeys paws specifically created for me are cheap

THEY KNOW
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>>162770857
HOLY FUCKING SHIT KEK. You can just hear from their voice how autistic they are.
>>
So whats TT?
Is it solo sessions of just buying/selling crates?
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>>162771387
Fuck off Ross
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>>162771152
I'll remember that next time but it was my first time so I thought there might be different ones since it just told me to go straight there
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am I the only one who likes the new clothes? I find they have sn Odd Future vibe to them
>>
>>162770897
>ItaliGTB
>custom variant
N-nani
>>
>>162771698
>tyler
get taste desu
>>
>>162771698
Probably not, but you don't have to spam your opinion when nobody cares about them.
>>
What is TT and how do I do it?
>>
>>162771069
ive done this mission twice and both times ive completed it wihtout my chopper even smoking or more than $3k in damage

but i used an exploit to get the cargobob way earlier than most people so i guess i have more practice, picking cars up with it can be a bitch
>>
>>162771885
FUCK OFF ROSS
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>>162771698
no

>>162771885
a hack that makes you money slower than if you were to just play legit
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>>162771914
>implying i get this meme
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>>162771717
Race interiors and such. Seems they listened about the stunt cars not having stock variants
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>>162771698
that's because the SQUASH brand is basically GOLF, and all these other new brands are streetwear shit references too.

even the actual swagfags have noticed this:
http://hypebeast.com/2016/12/grand-theft-auto-online-expansion-streetwear-rip-offs

>>162771798
ur a dumb
>>
>>162771798
Earl is best but he doesn't wear shit like this
>>
>>162772243
>le underground of the rapper people

how contrarian
>>
>>162772327
>Earl
>underground

Pick one. He is good though
>>
>>162770934
You ask tons of questions goy, I thought you played this game before
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>>162759542
>>
ARE THE SERVERS FUCKING DOWN AGAIN??1???+?
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>>162772457
I have lots of accounts so i want to know how to get monez legit easier now that im resurrecting them so i can buy the ware house for like 6 different toons

my main has everything but some arent even close to 1.5 mil (especially qt)
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>>162772784
Can I add you
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>>162772916
only ps4 friendo
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Anyone else like some of the new car missions so much they cloned some of the vehicles?
>>
>>162773028
do you play fa or aa?
>>
>play gtao since its launch on ps3
>have character styled so the motorcycle helmet is always on
>ALWAYS
>planes, cars, motorcycles, boats, bicycles, parachuting. basically the helmet only came off when choosing heist outfits and even then it would launch with my character in the helmet
>change to ps4, transfer character
>motorcycle helmet must be manually put on every single time, character does not automatically put on helmet when mounting a bicycle even when the option is selected.

this is only infuriating because ive been playing for years without issue, then i upgrade and it wont function as it did before.

please help
>>
>>162773336
both neither matters

free aim for fun, aa for finding other players
>>
>>162773028
Nooooo goy, I thought you were on pc
>>
>>162770897
I can't wait for the gtb, it's like the mx5 of the Super car world. Look at it, it's so fucking happy
>>
>>162769608
you made it even worse, good job
>>
>>162773246
[vomits eternally]
>>
>>162773246
>No tile design
Why not man
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>>162770857
>ywn be this autistic
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>>162773424
just update the saved outfit with the helmet
also what the fuck is this
>>
>>162773997
learn to read you stupid cunt
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>>162773605
pc is for skilless shitters who cant play the game well or have fun unless they own the newest meme machine and take selfies while being gay on female characters
>>
Havent been on in a few months, think I was kicked for inactivity
sc: dankmaymay
>>
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>>162774116
shit man, i just learned to learn
how can i learn to read
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>>162774148
>>162774207
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>>162770897
so the upgrate-to-custom price will be the difference, right?

or are shitters going to willingly pay 1440000+2045000 for a nero custom
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>>162770857
>>
How's the Ruiner 2000 in free roam? No missiles?
>>
>>162774207
Gotcha
>>
>>162774328
If the elegy retro upgrade was 900k there is no doubt it will be 2 million
>>
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IF YOU'RE SHIT AT THE GAME
DON'T CHOOSE HARD DIFFICULTY
FUCKING CHINESE HOSTS
>>
>>162774328
its rockstar of david, what do you expect
>>
Post discord
>>
>>162775157
https://discord.gg/DKVjQ
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>>162770857
>>162771236
http://www.reaperlords-mc.com/join-the-club.html
>>
>>162773495
do you only grind or do you actually have fun?
>>
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>>162775391
both
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>>162774798
yes but the elegy RH8 is literally free
and the rest of Benny's stock car prices dont exceed 300k, or 1.5m after the custom upgrade, doubling it seems a bit excessive
>>
>>162770857
>This sounds a little off
>Realize it's a text to speech program narrating

Oh COME ON. Surely they had one person in the crew with a silky smooth voice to narrate.
>>
>>162775597
Well since Rockstar isn't making good content they need to put a money sink somewhere.
>>
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>>162763816
wait we have non whites in PS4 /gtag/ ?

WHO?
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>>162770857
Can someone contact these dudes? I want /gtag/ to face off with them.
>>
You guys think there will be anything new in the festive update?

>tfw snowmobile never
>>
How do I has make moneyz
>>
>>162775991
do you also want your dick to face off herpes?
>>
>>162775597
its not 2million hes reading it wrong 2mil for car and upgrade
>>
>>162775891
>PS4
>About 4 white people, all of which are losers
>Have to play the game at 30 FPS

>PC
>Culturally diverse crew
>Whites, blacks, Mexicans, Filipinos, and some Kangaroos
>Good at everything - Combat, piloting, driving
>Can stomp an entire session into submission
>Has literally never lost a rumble with another crew
>Can play the game at 60 FPS and in 4K

Really joggins the noggin, don't it?
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>>162775342
>"SALUTE IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU SEE A PATCHED MEMBER."
>segregated parking
>have to stand in line

>they think this is a privilege
oh my fuck
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>>162776265
>PC
>Culturally diverse crew
>Whites, blacks, Mexicans, Filipinos, and some Kangaroos

This explains a lot
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>>162770857
holy shit
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>>162775342
>If you have not received a reply after a full week then we obviously don't like you. So, just fuck off. Seriously, you were rejected. We probably hate you now.
>>
>>162776475
If you of all people are going to try to shit on the PC crew, you should remove your trip first.
>>
Whats that trick with missions, spend 15 minutes+ on them or something to gain more money?
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>>162770857
Why do some people take games seriously?
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>>162776593
I'm not a coward.

Also I don't give a shit what pc or their beta orbiters think
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the ride never ends

https://youtu.be/cO4yZ0BZUPU
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Am I waifu material yet?
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Who's ready for snow?
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>>162776724
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>>162776724
>They censored the sheriff as if he needed his identity hidden

dropped
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https://youtu.be/M2YbflLv_S8

Just skip to random bits. The autism hurts.
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>>162776815
not you?
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>>162775891
I have it on very good authority that HachiRoku is Somalian.
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>>162776265
>>Whites, blacks, Mexicans, Filipinos, and some Kangaroos
>tfw didn't mention me ;_;
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>>162776724
this is literally something you would see on SL
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>>162777083
That makes sense. He's the biggest shitter of the entire crew.
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>>162776991
holy shiiiiit they take this so seriously
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>>162776991
>spergs out as soon as he gets on the bike
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>>162777149
Who are you and what is your ethnicity?
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>>162776991
>Colorful border
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>>162777550
I'm CIA
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>>162776991
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>>162776991
>nearly 2 hours
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>>162777550
You know me and where im from
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>>162776815
>most expensive paint
>kuruma
no
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>>162777792
>pearl
>most expensive
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>>162777792
>not having a kurumeme for jobs
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>>162776991
>when they all go to the bar in the desert
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>>162777881
>he needs karumeme for jobs
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>>162777967
I don't need it, but why wouldn't you want to be the most efficient?
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>>162777967
>>162778029
To be fair, GTA AI is literally aimbot
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>>162778068
every AI that shoots is aimbot anon
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>>162775342
I was about to suggest a gentle takeover/raid/whatever but its a console only crew

>dem rules
>literally opposite of /gtag/
Freedom fuck yeah!
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>>162778029
>>162778068
>defending kuruma
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>>162778247
Not defending anything, I know it's shitter. But it makes jobs a breeze and I have the option, why wouldn't I?
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>>162778068
and to be more fair, you hardly move fast enough with this game's clunky movements.
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Is there an easier way to move vehicles?
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>>162778329
Because I'll call you a shtter
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>>162778578
shut up tranny
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>>162778068
To be fair you're a retard for putting it on hard difficulty.
99% percent complaints about aimbot AI and bulletsponge enemies is because you put it on hard you dumbass.
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>>162778247
I hate the armoured Kuruma, it's a shitter car that happens to be enabled in freemode making it much more cancer to drive in freemode.

But he has a point, it has it's uses in missions and heists where no one cares about pride, but rather getting shit done.
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[Spoiler]callmeqt314 !GQtsITF/1w
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>>162778578
Your opinion means nothing. Have fun taking 5 more minutes on jobs.
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>>162778747
No. that's old news

getting shit done IS free mode now
there's no reason to play instanced heists or missions anymore
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>>162778697
Lmao do you see me complaining? It's a fucking fact and if you don't want to accept it, boo fucking hoo. I'll mention that I am on PS4, and aiming is a shit show on there thanks to the infinite amounts of animation slowing down aim.

I never play missions anymore, but I do set it on hard because I like the challenge it provides. Of course there are some people that set it on hard just for the money factor, and they want to use the armoured Kuruma - fine by me.

The AI is aimbot because the game was designed with auto-aim, which means they were designed to fight against auto-aim, not free-aim. People are complaining because it is NOT balanced for free-aim users. Did you know the only way things are fixed are by complaining i.e REPORTING ISSUES?

fuck off anon
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>>162778909
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>>162773997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEgojQsQYe4
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>>162779061
My point was it has its uses in MISSIONS and HEISTS

Of course everything is freemode right now, that's why I fucking hate the Kuruma because I see it everywhere.

I'm only defending its use in missions and heists - it literally has no place in freemode.
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>>162779141
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>>162779308
>dave rodgers
thank you kind sir, ill listen to this along with some wangan midnight during the comfy snow/vehicle delivery periods
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post r34
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>>162779356
>missions are useless now
>heists are useless now
>kuruma is ___________

youre a shitter if you own one now, which was my point
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>>162769608
>still not in it
>pic was lit and shot just fine

At this point I dont care
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>>162779061
Ah yes. So let me sell it till missions are relevant again and when I join a hiest I don't have it? You're literally fucking autistic, tranny.
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>>162752132
Anyone have links to the soundtracks for this update?
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>>162779367
can confirm i use a xbox controller and AIs are piss easy to mow down

unless your in a car, because theres no auto aim there then you just get fucked and die even more than people using a keyboard and mouse
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>>162752535
>>162752673
this is the first update in a long time that rockstar got right
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>>162779623
>aa
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>>162779530
but the front end is 32/33
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>>162779536
Lol I literally sold mine last year, it has never come out of my garage after heists and I needed the garage space - like you said, no one does missions and heists anymore which is why it has no use for me
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>turn pause game on focus loss off

>still time out of sessions if i alt tab while the game is doing its long as fuck load screens unless i put it in windows mode
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>>162769608
You're a saint snap. Thank you.
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Please respond

Are you able to do the vehicle cargo shit from your CEO building 60 car garage? Where do the new warstock (e.g. ramp car, aqua quadbike) and stuff go? Can you call them in via mechanic or is it only spawn at the shit pegasus spawnpoints that havent changed in 3 years
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>>162779610
well, one guy did upload the soundtracks, but they apperently arent exactly as they sound ingame, but to me personally, i dont give a shit.
they sound pretty close to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMtP0YIrABI
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>>162780058
Oh shit, I had my music off all this time - this shit sounds good, might enable it for the missions
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>>162780047
alright, so the vehicle cargo requires a special warehouse. The new warstock vehicles are also stored in this warehouse. You can also call them in via the interaction menu in the vehicles tab. They're also customizable.
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>>162779530
>34
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>>162780174
yeah, it actually surprising sounds bretty good.
im actually really really liking the new vehicle missions. pretty nice money.
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>>162780047
>can call them from mechanic

>except you have to wait a 5 minute cooldown starting from the time when your vehicle was destroyed or you last called it

>and you have to destroy your vehicle to call it again and wait 5 minutes starting from then
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>>162780237
same

If only R* gave it a proper name instead of Elegy Retro Custom - why is custom even needed if there is no other Elegy Retro? And why the fuck can't it be called something like RH(whatevernumberhere) instead? fucking morons
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAyWH_kLims
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why the fuck does every server either kick you in 1 minute or fucking 15 minutes

im so fucking sick of getting booted from a game for taking a fucking shit, then losing my fucking crew ending up in a fucking empty lobby where nobody joins

jesus christ fuck me this is stupid
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>>162780775
based p2p servers man, if you live far away from the host, good luck trying to stay connected
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>Upgrade OS assuming all steam game data will be saved
>can't join GTA online until you complete the prologue
rip 100% save
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>>162780775
>actively playing the game
>everyone disconnects
>doesn't happen in heists or races, just freemode lobbies
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>>162780208
Whats the cheapest one? Is it worth it? I only have 10 million and idk if i can afford it, how much is the aqua quadbike does anyone know if its good
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So do we know the order the other vehicles will drop in? I need to know how long I have to wait for my Super miata.
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so someone got into my account and changed the email for it, sent an email to rockstar support hoping to get that fixed then see that ive got a ban a couple of days earlier.

I guess thats that, the community support threads on similiar situations is just full of people sucking off rockstar and blaming the victims of thier shitty account security.
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>>162780923
Rocket voltic my man. Once you get the hang of boost jumping, you will be a God amongst tiny insignificant men in armored vehicles.
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>>162780873
shit has deleted the save so many times, and I'm on fucking PS4. It's just the game anon

>>162780923
1.5 mil, and they honestly don't matter since they're all relatively close to each other with same storage. Plus point with the cheapest one is that its right off the highway making steals from the outskirts easy as pie.

>>162780930
Knowing R*, probably Tuesday. I just want to see what the Comet2 is - everyone has been talking about the regular comet and comet3, but nothing about the comet2 :/
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>>162780923
cheapest one is like 1.5 million, but all the shitters have that one, and they go all the way up to about 2.8 million I believe? IMO the vehicle jobs are plenty fun, a nice change of pace from the grind, and sourcing a car is free too
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>>162781164
there is no comet2. the regular comet is the comet2 in the game files.
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>>162781331
What is the comet then? Does that not exist anymore? FML
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At what point does joining an organization and doing missions pay off more than doing a legit mission like Los Santos Connection?
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>>162776265
Reminder hairy people aren't white despite skin tone and eye color.
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>>162781563
the bog standard comet IS the comet2 anon, dunno why its referred to like that, but it is.
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>>162781687
Damn it R*, my dreams of a stock classic 911 are dead (even though I knew the comet turned into the classic comet through benny's)
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>>162781687
Probably because when they were working on the game the GTA4 comet was comet, so comet2 is the new model if you will.
>>162781923
I know, I'm so upset. At least the R33 Skyline settles my aching heart a bit but I don't even like GTRs that much. Fuck.
>>
why is everything so goddamn expensive
where are the menu kids when you need them
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What are we doing for Christmas /gtag/?
>>
Choo choo
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>>162769598
TT is time trial?? or trainer?
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>>162769598
>>162783325
tt is time trials

and you're a faggot. this game is 10x better w/ unlimited funds
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>>162783262
UR MOM
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>>162775342
>>162776336
>>162776557
>>162778139
I remember these autists. They were featured on that crew spotlight thing they used to do on newswire. Ran into some of them in a session and caned them, they were losing a 6v1 with .2 k/d ratios. Safety in numbers kids.
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MOTHER OF GOD GULLYWAX IS JUST SOUNDWAVED AMPHETAMINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td86RB6B2RU&list=PLFz-afDjKy_tJP6rfM6JFO_Ic9945tkdi&index=8
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>>162781923
>even though I knew the comet turned into the classic comet through benny's

no it doesnt
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>>162783869
Leakers say otherwise

Not a far fetched idea anyways - look at the fucking Elegy
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Yo, not to be one of those "HIDDEN LORE" autists, but the guy on the I/E art is the same guy as on the FAIF&F art. Is he like an important character or what?
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>>162784114
Probably just want to keep the same guy since it says further adventures and shit like that
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>>162783262
something like this
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>>162783546
how do you get unlimited funds with time trials? All you can get is 50k
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I sorta tried to take over the collage, include people that could be included and sort the images but... we're lacking to be honest.
There's not enough pictures, and they're random enough that you can't really sort them in any reasonable way (color based).

also I'm open to our consolefriends posting their toons, why not, we're all /gtag/ after all.

so I'm going to wait for another 2 or so threads for people to post their shit (would be nice if you wrote collage somewhere so I could ctrl+f your ass) and then drop the idea and cry myself to sleep.
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why the hell does GTA online do the stupid zoom out bullshit when you're trying to join a lobby? tell me if the game is full or not before you do it so i don't have to suffer through a minute of loading time for no reason.
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>join a random /gtag/ anon
>he asks what's TT
>tell him lurk more
>"I think that means find out yourself"
There are people like THIS in the crew
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>>162786107
But anoWHOOM
WHOM
WWHHHOOOOOOOSHHHH
[HONK HONK WHUHUHUHUH NEEEEEEEOWWWW]
The GTA Online session you are trying to join is full.
Returning to GTA V.
WHOOM
WHOM
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>>162786107
>use the quick join option in my heist room
>the host kicks me out because "level 70 too low"
>it throws me outside of his apartment instead of putting me back in my own apartment
>>
Charters aren't dreamers
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>>162770857
the text to speech is the icing on the cake
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>whats tt!
after months, they still ask.
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>>162786294
>level 200 bitches about low levels in his heist
>he keeps dying over and over
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>>162770897
any ETA on these vehicles?
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Post yfw no snow
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>still can't buy snacks in bulk so we have to button mash for 30 seconds 5 times
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>>162786827
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>>162784553
i've never used tt. i have $40,000,000 from other things
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>>162784681
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So, how much money do you need to buy all shit in this update?
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is solo los santos connection runs still the best way to make money around level 50
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I've got a TT session up if you niggas want to afk and do TT overnight
just go to crew and join elefat224, I'm the only one in the server
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>>162787891
At least 1.5k because that's how much the special garage costs and then like another 2 mill for whatever car you want
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>>162788253
I mean, with all new special vehicles and shit.
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>>162788017
ill join in in about five minutes, never done it before
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>>162757141

>literally who:the collage
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>>162777083
Nah he posted a picture of his nubby miracle whip hands toasting the president-elect, "donny."
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>>162788471
alright just don't expect help since I'm afk, shouldn't need to do much besides pressing 'L'
just remember to get into a vehicle because otherwise you'll just fly through the ground
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>>162784681
why is it so low quality?
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>£350 to order a doxx on qt via his xbl gt

if i wasnt a neet this would be under consideration
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>bombs have to be defused on cars
>afterwards people shoot you as you try to sell the car
this is so fucking retarded
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>>162788862
i wonder how autistic you have to be to run that serivce
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>>162788862
qt doesn't use xbl though
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>>162786827
what really? no snow this year??
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>>162786827
>>162789080
snow comes 24-26
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anyone wanna do a TT session?
>>
>>162788017
>>162788695
Kk just booting it up
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>>162789161
this make me happy
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>>162788862
You have to wonder what qt does for a living if he can afford two ps plus accounts with annual plus and xbl. Dude must give fantastic head.
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>>162788862
>some rando xboner retarded cunt gets shit on and doesnt know what's going on
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>>162789161
wasnt it up until january one year? i feel like it was, back when i was on last gen
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>>162788695
>>162788017
Added you
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>>162789281
>two ps plus accounts

Found the xbox faggot
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>>162789281
>qt will never stuck your dick dry like its a Frubes
life just ain't worth living ;_;
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>>162789281
He's always fucking on and claims to be a neet. I don't think he works. He without a doubt sucks cock for money.
>>
What's the deal with selling collections? Do you not get the option to do the specialty buyer with the $20,000 in mods for a larger payout?

I just did my first collection and when I launched it, it went straight to the mission instead of giving me the three payment variations.
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>>162788862
>>162789073
>>162789281
>>162789514
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To the people who purchased all 3 office garages, is each garage a separate one it does it just add more levels each time?
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>>162789750
MIND YOUR PRONOUNS SHITLORD!!
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>>162789915
3 levels for each
seperate

i wish it was all 1
>>
Has anybody even seen qt? Is he a cute femboy or a fat neckbeard?
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>>162790024
qt is cute!
C-CUTE!
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>>162790015
So does your view continue to get higher and higher with each garage?
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>>162790024
some dude with female panties
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>>162790024
a30 has probably seen him and the other brit /gtag/gots as well. Speaking of which thread meet up when
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>>162790210
no idea
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>>162789281
>tfw qt is in the closet irl and acts out all his faggotry online.
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>>162790024
defo sound like cute femboy, you can hear the submissiveness in his voice.
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>>162790246
a30 has heard me moan
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>>162787938
no, grinding vip jobs like headhunter/sightseer in an invite only session have bested that for a long time now undisputed
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>>162790024
>you will never watch the /fit/ alpha male blater dominate bitch boi qt in the ass with his huge cock as qt screams out "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CUUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSS"
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>>162790342
>>162790242
I WILL FIND YOU
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>>162789281
PS Plus is shared across accounts on the one PS4 you fucking retard. I have like six other accounts connected to one.
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>>162790246
a30 said he has heard him speak. What a lucky man
>>
>>162790348
>>162790496
c-can I hear cum on mic, please?
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>>162790246
Why would I have seen him? Took ages just to get him to plug in a mic.

>>162790348
All those people wanting to hear you moan just need to inv you to free aim desu. How you doign stan?
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>>162790797
>qts name is stan

dropped
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>>162790348
Is a30 the sub or the dom or the lucky pierre?
>>
Im in a tt lobby just watching these guys glitching out and i dont know how to do the glitch or whatever the fuck theyre doing someone wanna link me a basic explanation or something
>>
>>162790913
No
>>
>>162790797
>Why would I have seen him?
I wouldn't know what you do in your private Skype calls at 2 AM. All I know is that qt moans per request.
>>
So far not really impressed with import/export at all.

It's basically the mission where you have to sell crates with the Cuban, but buzzards attack you on site.... except on the ground, in a car.

>can't steal car because it's going 100mph down the freeway and won't stop
>steal car instant 3 star wanted level
>steal car and 2 buzzards with laser accuracy shoot you the whole trip back to the garage
>steal car and NPCs with laser accuracy ram into you and shoot you every minute
>sell car NPCs ram into you repeatedly while also shooting at you

Every single ding and bullet hole eats into your profits. There's nothing really relaxing or chill. It's the most frustrating time sink I've ever seen. Literally if the mission isn't for a top end car, it's not worth the effort whatsoever. You'd be better off switching secessions and doing VIP instead.
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>>162790981
Why not
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>>162791046
I'm requesting a moan
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>>162758107
Thanks mates
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>>162790913
Apparently, you have to press L in a vehicle

This glitch will be revealed sooner or later faggots, so stop being so "secretive" about it
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>>162791094
Every car can be sold at double it's lowest value and if you're losing 15k on every car, you're just bad. It's better in every way to crates.
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>>162790797
>>162790892
FUCKING STOP WITH STAN MEME
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>>162763816
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anyone saving failed? been failing for 10 minutes now
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>>162791334
its not a secret anymore, never been, it just that people want to keep it tight because its technically invisible cept if someone reports you
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>>162791360
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>>162791360
aww cute little Stanley
can you cum without touching your cock?
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>a30mm has heard me moan
>a30mm has heard me whimper
>a30mm has heard me squeal

That was a crazy night ;^)
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>>162791360
Ryan is such a better name than Stan. Lmao you're a joke.
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>>162791657
more details, I'm literally hard right now.
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>>162791657
are these threads usually this gay?
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Are there any xbone crews here? I want a crew to do import and export, we'll all make alot of money. If so leave your GT
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>>162790496
s-sorry, but why do you want to find me?
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>>162791520
it happened to me hours ago and now i cant get online at all even though their site says PC servers are up
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>>162791657
Tell me what else Liam has done to you, Stan
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>>162791657
qt stop teasing let us please let us hear
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>>162783729
gtag isn't much different. There is safety in numbers and maybe only a handful or two of good FRDM players.
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>>162791928
>>162791520
Yep it's failing for me right now
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>>162791947
Yes pls qt
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Is anybody doing a TT session? I wanna git moni
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>>162791934
Liam...I should have known he had a stereotypical brit name
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>>162791997
im so close to getting the aqua fuck

that thing is so sick holy shit please tell me you can put neon lights on it
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I bet he is big into NTR porn.
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>>162792041
>>162788017
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>>162792119

you can
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>>162791657
but have you heard a30 moan?
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>getting stuck in a menu because rockstar servers are down
excellent program design rockstar
>>
>servers fucked
why
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>>162791657
Has he ever made you touch it while he touches your toes?
>>
>>162792176
fuck

yes
>>
Whats the point of tt lobbies if you can solo it
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>>162791357
I'll give an example.

My most recent theft mission was to steal a Cheetah from Blaine Co.

When I get there I find out he's on a joy ride being chased by the cops. So I have to distract the cops. Then spend $600 to remove wanted level. Chase the fucking car down the freeway for about 3 minutes. End up killing him to get him to stop. Get in car has $1200 worth of damage before I even close the door.

Then sell the same car. 4miles to the delivery. Attacked by NPCs ramming into me the entire way. Another $4300 in damage.

So let's see. $37,500 commissions - $5,500 in damages - $7,500 in upgrades = $24,500 for about 15 minutes worth of work.

FUCK

THAT.

A single 3 crate run nets $42k in under 10 minutes.

Like I said. High end is fine and dandy. Low to middle end is absolutely not worth the time or effort.
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https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/200426246-GTA-Online-Server-Status-Latest-Updates

>no errors reported
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>>162791992
We know
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>>162792442
Works beter with more people like most lag related bugs
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:')
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>>162791046
Get spammed with pepe pics by qt as he tried to get me to divulge my cock size whilst i was drunk.
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>>162792524
makes sense. will have to wait till servers are back to try
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>Setting personal vehicle access to no one causes the Ruiner 2k to electrocute any would-be car thieves
>convulsion and all

Oh this is gonna be fun
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>>162792442
You can't. TT icon doesn't appear on the map if you're the only one in session.
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>>162792476
>$7,500 in upgrades

theres your problem

why not pay 20k and get 80k back instead
>>
>>162792476
Crates have a higher cooldown buying and selling so you're making more with your 24k minimum every ten minutes.
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>>162792608
fucking really?

no way, bs, i cant believe i havent come across a locked one yet
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>>162791581
>get sick of calling him qt
>call him stan
>he hates it
>it stuck
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>>162792534
>tt get updated after the most jew update of them all
>r* sever inadvertently get DDoS from it
well that was good run while it lasted.

>>162792664
worked in an invite only session for me.

edit: this fucking captcha...
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>>162792476
>Source car
>It's not high end
>jump into creator and back into the session
>zero cooldown on sourcing new car

really no reason why you can't get all high end cars
>>
>>162792484
>>162792534
now half of them are "limited"
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>>162792850
I figure because most people don't realize its functionally a PV, not a rental like pegasus or CEO vehicles.
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Someone call rockstar rn and tell them to reset the fucking router
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qt c-can you please reply to me?
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>>162773997
how do saved outfit?
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>>162792859
you fucking faggots it isnt even that hard making money ive made like 7 mil in 5 days
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>>162792549
I'll tell stan my cock size in exchange for a moan
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>>162791657
gt come back, tell us more please.
Do you let other guys suck your dick? Need to know for research purposes
>>
>>162792549
You do flaunt the size of your stan-bait quite often. Childhood trauma? Drinking related?
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>>162793043
just go to a clothes store or wardrobe and press Space, it should tell you everythin on the bottom at the controls.
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>>162791657
qt do you think blater is cute
>>
I knew it was going to be a matter of hours before idiots started swarming 30-player public lobbies with TT.
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>>162793126
>calling him stan
Your only option now is to get on ps4, join his session and kill him whilst watching him stream.
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Servers are back up
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>>162793295
can confirm

also can some see if this is legit?
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>>162793149
>live in north of england
>drink related childhood traumas are the norm
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>>162793094
I've made 7 mil in 40 minutes.
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>>162793247
he actually streams?
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>>162772078

How do I fill my office with superfluous garbage and boxes?
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>>162789401
I think that was when the christmas ddos happened.
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>>162769608
That tonks and tonks clone in the bottom right
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>>162793030
(you)
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>>162793431
well he used to, no idea if he still does.
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>>162792549
Tell what happen that "crazy night" did he get fucked while mic was on?
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>>162793431
>not getting the qt streamjob package for 20 quid
>>
>servers go back up

>my entire internet goes down

Oh and now it's fine

Wat
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Will real drifting ever be fixed bros?
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>>162793693
where can I sign up?
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>>162793636
Thankies :3
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>>162793693
>Liam is his real name
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>>162793781
[email protected]

Pls donate
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>>162793636
I'm not gay and I don't want to hear you moan but I did try playing with you once. I was being nice and you were a fucking prick.
>>
Started a tt, add YKProductions. Set to friends only.
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>>162794021
>YKProductions
How's your company doing?
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>>162794079
Really good actually my grandpa invented the zipper so we literally get money from every zipper used zip zip zip
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>>162794128
Fuck you you jap bastard
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>>162793685
Well since you insist
We were in a chat party, heard some shuffling over his mic, he was talking to someone kinda muffled and then He started shitposting for (you)s and said there was a 'crazy night' to lure you betas

>>162793693
>using my name with a trip
Why tho
>>
>tfw penis probably isn't big enough for qt

:(
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>>162794232
sad!
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>>162794180
I was joking. I made the username almost ten years ago and dont really remember what it was supposed to be, I think I was going to make GTA IV vids.
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>>162794212
pic related dumbass

>>162791657
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>>162794212
It's one of the most common names in the world you ass. Isn't it possible that it's my name too?
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>>162794394
Do you want to be friends with me, qt?
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>>162794394
Oh god I forgot about that. I didnt even look at the pic desu
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>>162794528
go on...
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>>162794597
Nah you dont want to hear about that
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>>162794717
I said go on...
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>>162794528
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>>162794528
Were they good moans?

d-d you get a boner?!
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>>162794717
Tell us about your Halloween surprise
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>>162794831
He DEFINITELY does
>>
So no tt? I wanted to give it a shot
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qt post nips pls
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>>162757480
>>162763882
>>162764203
It's a VZ 61 skorpion, not a james bond gun.
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>>162759880
taken sometime late november/early december
good times
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>>162794021
Sent request
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Why can't we steal all of these cars
>>
>>162794789
>>162794831
>>162794872
Back when slasher was first released, we were playing it with locked first person for fun. I play first person a lot (find it comfy) and so I was fine, stan just got really nervous/jumpy. A few times I'd find him hidden in cover against something, he couldnt see anything because of the forced camera until I turned the shotgun torch on right in his face and he'd squeal on mic. He got real jumpy playing that desu.
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>load time so long the fucking loading screen music has looped 3 times now
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>>162794964
Servers seem to be wonky, I cant join current TT lobby and friend requests are slow/not going through
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>>162795480
cute desu
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hey stan wanna play some slasher?
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>>162795067
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>>162795609
stop loading into online then, that shit never works reliably
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>>162795639
Are you a size queen?
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>>162795480
>torch
Fucking brits
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>>162795480
I find first person too disorienting
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>>162795480
So were making him squeal your name? Most people have to pay 20 quid for that.
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>>162795708
If I don't play Online, how do you expect me to grind!?
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So why are people doing TT lobbies when invite only works just fine
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>>162795480
S-SHUT UP B-BAKA!
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>>162795721
>fleshlight
Fucking yanks
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>>162795842
Hi qt

Do you want to be my friend? We can play some gamemodes together. I'm thinking Slasher would be fun. Are you in?

Please respond
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>>162795616
>>162795449
Im setting it up, ill invite whoever adds me in the next five minutes. YKProductions
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>>162795842
qt when are you streaming again?
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>>162795947
>flEshlight
Fucking bongs don't even know correct words
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>tfw qt will never squeal like a hoover when I shine my bong torch on him during the bongoween festivities
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>>162796009
I always offer to stream and do every update but havent for the last two because people arre mean
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>>162795480
do brits actually call flashlights "torches" ?

what do they call actual torches?
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>>162795978
thanks, YKPRODUCTIONS
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>>162772625
put your trips back on QT
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>>162796151
Fire sticks you fucking retard.
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>>162796151
handheld stick of fire
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>>162796151
Vacuum flasks
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>>162796129
We want qt stream asap

The people have spoken
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>>162773028
Wait if you are on ps4 why do I never see you playing with the rest of the crew?
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>>162795972
oh god
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>>162759880
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>>162796151
Woody Splintery Fire Holders
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>>162796272
see
>>162767565

He got kicked out of the crew. I think he started his own crew
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>>162796129
c-can I join in on Christmas??
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>>162796151
A torch?
A word can be two things you know? you fat fucking mouth breathers

>flashlight
>doesnt flash
HATE YANKS
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>>162796160
?
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>>162796280
so is that a yes? I'm serious qt
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>>162796272
Kicked and banned for shittery. He made a new account that's in the crew though.
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>>162788692
nubby? What does this mean? Is he a midget?
Why are laughing hippo users so freaky?
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>>162795709
She would definitely love blaters, at least from what I've seen.
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>>162796423
>flashlight
>doesnt flash

qt...do you understand how flashlights work?
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>>162796423
Will you answer me one question, do you own any fishnets?
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>>162776475
at least they have a crew
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>>162796423
But do flashlights torch things?
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>>162796272
rest of the crew does gay custom created games modes and fucks around too much
I am 100% about grinding and just want to to that back to back
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>>162796423
>>flashlight
>>doesnt flash
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>>162796592
Yet you're the first one to bitch that the crew is no fun allowed. Grinding non stop sounds fun
>>
i havent had the thing happen to me where all players in a session suddenly leave in so long and now it keeps happening after their servers went down fug
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>>162796592
>I am 100% about grinding and just want to to that back to back
Is this why liam won't answer your Skype calls anymore?
>>
This game is only fun for showing off all your shit you got to your friends/randoms. Nothing else to do really, it might as well be a Sims game.
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>>162796691
it's my fucking game. fun is what I decide it is. I havent got time to sit around waiting on other people to get their shit together.

I only likethis game for the grind. literally every other aspect of this game is absolute trash. its horrible to play
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>>162796774
Just driving around and gamemodes are fun desu
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>>162796837
Do you have autism?
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>>162740328
which system did you play on? i played with /o/ a decent amount for a few months after release on 360
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>>162796771
He's too busy fucking his annoying megamind gf who cucks him on mic
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>buy a bunch of bmx bikes for all my garages

>all say they showed up

>absolutely none showed up
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>>162796837
qt do you want help with crates?
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>>162796948
kek!

Nice one. Finally a quality qt post.
>>
>>162796947
PS3, now PC.
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>>162796948
Tbh I prefer his will ferrell gf to a30's david cross.
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>>162796948
reow *hisssss*
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>too busy buying and grinding new shit on my mains
>qt hasnt logged in since biiker

qt is ded
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>>162797215
Wouldn't be the first time you forgot to drop your trip
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>>162797215
Post moar of that cute Asian.
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>>162797291
>my mains

wat?
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>all this qt bashing

I don't know you but I'm sure you're not that bad
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>>162797307
well remembered
thats like my what? counting...

12th gtao character on my 11th psn account

im getting on qt right now tho sorry
>>
>>162797536
10/10 would oil up and do dirty things to him.
>>
>yfw you'll never drinking cocoa on snowy day while cuddling up to qt watching zootopia
>>
>>162795202
People call it a Klobb because Goldeneye on the N64 was a high point of their childhood. I know it was one of mine.
>>
>phone calls still interrupt whatever you were typing in the text chat
>>
Did servers just go down again. Save is failing too.
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>>162797526
fucking newfag you dont know shit!

this is literally the most positive and nice thread about me in years..
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>>162797829
So it isn't just me tonight? No wonder I can't get a heist done.
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>>162797536
I just started a new character, new account, can I come play?
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>>162797742
>tfw
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>>162797897
im on qt right now, you stealth nigger
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>>162797787
Wat how old are you to have played teh n64 as a kid?
>>
>>162797897
What is your psn id?
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>>162798005
not him but I'm 24 and I played the n64 as a kid...

>>162797897
totally not a ruse
>>
What the fuck? Since the fuck when does the lspd lay down fucking Spike straps on the highway?
>>
>voltic boost doesnt recharge midair


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>tfw so poor and busy grinding real toons that qt didnt fall for the biker business meme yet

bought the clubhouse but never got round to the businesses

>LJT doesnt know my phone number number
>>
>>162798081
>tfw 22
>tfw most of gtag are probably under 18
>>
So are servers up or down rn?
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>>162759880
r8 my 2014-ish garage back in the days when you only had 20 car slots, guys.
>tfw the Futo, the Pigalle, the Ruiner, the Dominator, the Comet and the Pegassis are the only cars from this pic that survived to this day
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>>162798118
Always.
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>>162798118
This was a thing since day one of release
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>>162798202
Even more nostalgic montage from 2013.

>tfw the inevitable cring at how awful my car taste was back then
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>>162798163
>tfw 22
>your fellow wagecuck coworkers are all 17 and think you're older than you are and don't remember the same dumb things that you remember from your childhood
>>
>>162752132
>>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
Is someone going to be updating that?
>>
>>162798214
I've never seen them used before. Guess I just never used the highway with wanted levels
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>>162798118
since gta vice city
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>>162797932
sent you a friendy.
>>
>there are people in this thread whose earliest consoles were xbox and ps2
>>
>>162798668
>tfw you've played with two of them and they just spewed dumb memes like aloha snack bar and ruined heist set ups
>>
>>162798668
Probably not desu. The kiddies first get exposed to /b/ and stay there for a long time.
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Still have nobody to play with.
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>>162798803
Why don't you nut up and join the old crew considering most have moved on you fancy lad?
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>>162770857
Thank fuck people like this exist to remind us that things aren't as bad as they seem
>>
>>162769608
Amazing work snap :3
>>
literally who?
>>
Ayy
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If you've already maxed out acceleration, do further accel-based upgrades improve anything? Also, a friend of mine was in my garage and commented on my Zentorno not having max accel, even though it shows up as max for me. Upgrading the transmission fixed it, but wtf RS
>>
>>162799264
There is no max. It looks like it caps but it never ends really.
>>
>>162799312
Well damn, I've got some more money to spend then
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I was thinking of buying GTAV, since it's on sale. I was looking over the reviews, and a lot of people seemed to be complaining about false bans. I mean, the sheer amount of people complaining about this was a little surprising. Has this been a big problem for the multiplayer community? I heard a lot of that was due to Discord or other teamspeak overlays, but still.

I don't really give a shit about the singleplayer since I already finished it when it first came out on console, so getting banned online sounds kind of awful.
>>
>>162799405
Its all hackers complaining. And if you do get false banned, call rockstar and explain the situation and they will quickly unban you. One of my accounts got stolen by cheeki breeki's years ago and they got it back for me and unbanned it and let me keep all the properties and vehicles.
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>>162799405

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nThbG8JtSCI
>>
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fug
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>>162799405
it happens all the time the one time i tried to play online i got banned for no reason whatsoever fuck you rockstar
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Who has the best org name?
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>>162799405
They added some fun shit to singleplayer.
Doubly so if you transfer your dedgen account.
And from a faggot who got banned once like 8 months ago.
False bans aren't really a thing, they'll only get you if you do something stupid like install a menu the day after an update.
>>
>>162799728
FartBox PLC and Publix the rest are not creative or funny
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>>162799790
Can anyone get me dukes? I'll pay.
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>>162799728

My favorite will always be True Socialism
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>>162799728
Moseca Fonssack because you all got no subtlety.
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>>162798456
Phonetic pronunciation of my initials.

Also, bye qt.
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Goodnight /gtag/
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>>162800727
sweet dreams, princess.
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>>162800727
I hope you don't wake up
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Do MC businesses produce product at a slower rate when you're not an MC or you're a CEO? It seems way slower than I remember now that I always leave MC and do CEO shit to wait for that
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New ded when
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GTA IV for XBone when?
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New bread:
>>16801643
>>16801643
>>16801643
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>>162801728
Fug
>>162801643
Here
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>>162800917
this
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>>162769584
You're a faggot. If someone wants to come at you with a ruiner 2000, deal with it.. be happy it wasn't a savage or hydra ffs. Dude was trying to have fun, after all its a game

t.ruiner guy
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How long would y'all guess it would take to make 1mil doing Headhunter and Sightseer solo in a 'Ruma?
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>>162780596
>>162780058
>remix/improved
Why did they had to ruin it?
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