YOU'RE NARROW edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
BUY MIDAS
BUY MIDAS
>BUY MIDAS
BUY MIDASBUY MIDAS
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https://twitter.com/LiquidKuroKy/status/808931243073081344
reminder that he was right
>Pudge is still FREE mmr
>left Steam downloading the patch
>go to work
>hang out with my co-workers
>eat some shit I don't remember the name
>get to home as quickly as possible
>patch is fully downloaded
>it's shit
Why is this allowed, dotards?
BUY MIDAS.
RIGHT NOW.
BUY MIDAS.
RIGHT NOW.
BUY MIDAS.
RIGHT NOW.
BUY MIDAS.
RIGHT NOW.
fps fix fucking when
>>162734839
hes right
Unpopular opinion, but I genuinely think all these changes are okay except for the talent trees and the weird UI. Even then I can get used to the UI.
>Shopkeeper talks to you when you're near him
Best thing to come out of this patch
what if there was a hero who could hit for 200 or more after getting a couple autoattacks
would be totally imbalanced, right?
>Visage mid cancer is back again.
This hero needs a nerf.
pa aghs
aoe blur. any ally within 900 range gets blur.
Should i download DOTA 2 with the new patch or not?
arguments pls
BUY. ME.
What does nahaz think of the new UI?
>Alt tab the lost game at 8 minutes so I don't waste my time getting farmed
>It goes for 50 minutes
Sure do love the "no surrender option because it's anti-fun, unlike being endlessly fountain farmed" meme Valve has
>>162734982
im pretty sure monkey can easiyl 1v1 ursa before lvl 6
The /r/truedota2 discord https://discord.gg/0askGO5M5J7KYOw6
>>162734913
literally no difference
>>162734913
See
>>162732801
>>162735047
maybe git gut and stop crying like a faggot
Dotards?
anyone else feel like only like 20% of the cast decent picks that can be picked into literally anything?
why are some heroes so goddamn useless?
(like Medusa and Arc Warden)
>>162735047
i wanted to say imagine chances of comeback if you played with your team but you probably would have no impact since you are piece of shit who gives up in game with rubberband so i advise to kill yourself instead
>>162735026
wait a week or two and ask again
>>162735026
If you're new? Go ahead, all the people who are actually good ragequit due to having to relearn the game so you'll be right at home. You'll also have never experienced how the game once was and will never make comparisons in your head and disappoint yourself.
If you're a veteran? Nah, give it a month.
>>162735037
he thinks its homophobic
What's the point in playing this new bastardized League of Doturds?
>>162734801
>buy midas
>when you get level 25 by 35 minutes naturally now with xp talents
>>162734982
Ursa can't kill a support at 1200 distance and heal from it as well
>>162735135
get your eyes checked
people like you should not be allowed to drive
>>162734982
yeah and lets give that hero a built in blink dagger, a stun that is also attack + crit, and 13 second sleight of fist with AOE bigger that your field of vision. What could possibly go wrong?
>t. frosty toad
>>162735308
training for HotS.
GUIDE TO WIN IN 7.0 FOR YOU
I JUST MADE THIS
OC
How does newcro feel now? Is he better or worse?
>>162734913
what game is this
>>162735101
would probably still be outlaned by sand king
>>162735374
Every hero every game. Always my first item.
>>162735418
trackmania
>>162735325
>cuckport
>>162735308
itsfree
>>162734719
whats he drinking?
>>162735402
That loading screen is so awesome goddamn it. I like this the most.
>>162735402
shitty source textures are really showing in this intro thing
everything has clipping issues in dota
>>162735308
its fun imo
>>162735482
cum of the fallen champions
>NEW Pit of smalec
Holy fucking macaroni, this shit is outright broken. Good luck taking any fight when he casts that shit.
who have tot this become real meta now
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/04/Monkey_ally_169.mp3
Can't wait for Fourth spirit brother.
>>162735159
>>162735212
If you guys are big enough faggots to waste 50 minutes in a pre-determined loss that's your problem, I don't even play a full half the games I queue, that's how you avoid forced 50 frustration.
Why do you hate midas?
>>162735443
Which version should i put on the wishlist for upcoming sale? they all look neat
Lads, for the first time in over 2 years I don't feel like playing Dota 2 anymore.
>>162734237
>>162734259
You can use the same method Valve uses.
sjokz is happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY74eKw0FgI
BUY. ME. NOW.
>>162735673
Should be a girl.
>>162735678
>50 min game
>pre-determined loss
you are mentally incapable to play this game, go back to lol
>rtz joined EG again on the condition that PPD will be kicked
>PPD is now Artour's boss
lmao
>>162735402
me on the top right
>>162735457
>not taking xp talent
>>162735685
The original one is pretty fun desu.
So what do I do with all my loading screens?
>Play Brood
>She's great now
>Completely dominate the game
>Thanks to completely full retard teammates we still lose against a team where one guy had DCed
Jsus fuck, I shouldn't get mad as usually it's me that's the one that's shit, but finally I have a good game and it's an absolute disaster
>>162735685
they are all great. try the free version first, the stadium environment is the classic and probably the most played version.
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/63/Monkey_ally_05.mp3
Is this romance gulag approved?
How do you fix me lolg?
>>162735135
you can literally tell the difference by looking at the road itself
>>162735814
The insult "Go back to LoL" doesn't work anymore when the game is literally League of the Storm, if I have to AFK shit games until I get real ones so be it, not my fault you can't work around Valves shitty MM
>>162735845
>High Skill
>>162735702
Me too anon. I deleted it and i'm very happy. Just here for the reactions.
Oh and i'm still here because i boughtOverwatchand/owg/is horrific.
esports in 20 minutes on Dotapit
>>162735169
That's a ship
so wait, what exactly did Valve do to break the FPS? Did they change particle effects again or something? I cant imagine moving some trees and putting some stairs would drop people's fps in half
>>162735929
medusa is perfect
>>162735819
How does that even work? Did they get the team for free? I mean all the sponsors and even the eg brand must be worth a lot.
fair and balanced
>>162735850
>>162735903
Gotcha, but which version is the webm ones? those graphics look great. Im not a graphics make the game guy but it still looks great
>>162735747
does BadSheever even play her own game?
>>162736007
just cut his tree
how to fix monkey kang
>q now slows for 100% MS instead
>tree jump mana cost 25
>stack duration on passive to 10 sec
>ult cd to 100, mana to 100/150/200
>>162736000
Yeah you can just disable the tree movement and grass as well it's weird. Nice integers btw.
What's the win condition for life?
This coming tournament season is going to be amazing. Everyone will be scrubs.
>>162734982
I miss when Ursa was good
Everything got buffed so much that he became shit without even getting touched directly
>>162736000
something about multithreading not working properly who knows
>>162736006
if PPD is CEO he probably reinvested all his TI money for equity
>>162735270
But it is.
You can no longer use binds and show you support for homorights.
I had a dream last night that they made Monkey King unable to buy critical hit items. Did they do this or was I drunk as shit?
OG playing on Dotapit in 20 minutes, time for the TI champions to show you losers how to play League of the Storm
>>162736186
>nerfing monkey king
>>162736061
the first webm is either the free one or trackmania 2 stadium, i don't know for sure. the second one should be trackmania 2 canyon.
i didn't make those webms and the games all look basically the same. iirc trackmania 1 united has the most content/environments.
melee agi hero
ryuko matoi
i mean if we're going to shit up the game, at least make it look good
>Each soldier can apply Echo Sabre debuff every 5 seconds, same as the item cooldown, but do not attack twice.
good luck getting out of the ult fags
Rate this singstack meta on a scale from 0 to 10
>>162736186
>1 crit every 25 sec man cant buy crits while the guys with built in crits as passives can
Why are you even asking
>>162736080
yeah lol
>>162736307
literally Arcana Legion Commander
well?
who got it right?
>>162736364
1 = 3 > 2 > 4
>>162736186
>>162736281
The nerfs will come when the arcana sales are high enough
16 MINUTES PREPARE YOUR GUSTAV FOLDER
>>162736364
MvC2
>>162735963
I get that you guys hate the patch and I can stomach daily "its finally day i leave the game, im 1k mmr btw" posts but comparing Dota to Lol is just not fair
I dont think that many of you just follow meme circlejerk and not realize how bad LoL actually is so be thankful that you dont have to grind 50 games to unlock invoker for valve shekels points. Valve isn't anywhere close to how jewish riot and lol is and dota isn't anywhere close to how bad lol is.
fps fixed yet?
how come Valve wont release a new female hero?
>>162734849
For the enemy team?
>>162736525
ww was female.
>>162736353
how do you replace duel with seni soshitsu?
>>162736437
>he thins he knows how to play 7.00
WATCH AND LEARN KIDS
>>162736557
Radiant creep hero will be female.
>>162736364
>lel has shit artsyle all around
>smite's muscle mcgee with a mokey tail
>what monkey has a full mustache
Doturd wins by default.
Can we agree techies are insane now? You can push and counter push harder than a techies combined with a kotl.
With talents and octarine core, youre running a 20 sec boots cool down and your blink is basically up at all times.
Prox for instant wave clear, no half damage bullshit. Placing stasis in trees + blast off = free kill on monkey dick
So much XP and money combined with unbelievable lane clear and jungle farm = 5 levels ahead of everyone else.
New visibility rules on prox mine means every fight is on your terms.
Finally new map layout (stairs and narrow paths everywhere) means complete map control with like 10 mines
>>162736575
gustav is CUTE
and he actually improved his offlane plays a lot
How do I play battle techies?
Remotes seem fucking useless now since they're way too expensive and don't deal as much damage until your aghs
However maxing everything else instead seems to make you a fucking teamfight monster, you get aether lens and the +cast range talent and you can drop shit from so far away
I was trying out Veil and Aether Lens into maybe Ghost Scepter or Force Staff to not die when jumping in with the suicide, any thoughts?
>>162736525
we are getting a female invoker
>>162736661
That Clockwerk agaisnt EG was like TI3 S4
>>162736661
>didn't choke
>played like a god
took him 3 years but he finally calmed his nerves
>finally the time has come
>we can start doing Dota 2 original heroes
>the only limit is our imagination
>
>
>let's go for the chinese dude that is in every dotalike game out there
>>162736653
icefrog is probably gonna lower the damage on mines, I mean theres a reason why Techies got taken out of CM
>>162736853
afaik he was already being planned as the next new hero before, so it makes sense
NOW it is the time for anime heroes
hopefully cute female or trap heroes will start being made
>>162736848
What technique did fit jew used to calm Gustav down?
i want to know so that i can fix my autism too
>>162736853
>oh and let's make him outragously OP like every hero we've added since centaur for a change
the monkey is really broken
>>162736684
loli female invoker?
>>162736653
*Techies
Mean you can push harder than tinkerer
>>162736652
>what monkey has a full mustache
the one that leaps over your tower and shoves his wan jin staff up your ass if you dont go out and buy mountain dew RIGHT FUCKING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhzrb07hFn8
>>162736848
Playing with Fly must be calming as fuck.
>>162736653
>>162736680
techies is worse than he was before
his mines are fucking useless now since they go down in one hit and you don't even fucking need sentries anymore
this is coming from a techies spammer with 200 games
>>162736965
>how do I counter a stove lul
i'd pay 100 for this arcana and actual animations
>>162736965
I'm surprised nobody shopped Kelly's face on top of Monkey King yet. I mean you guys did it for every other primate.
>>162736862
Everyone who got major changes got taken out of cm.
lets go attax KURWA
gimme the kino monkey kang build and items
>>162737014
Gurren lagann is better than this.
>>162736957
name one hero that was not OP as fuck when added
PPD Tip:you can't
>>162736973yes
>>162737008
You mean that with the visibility change, a destroying a mine is basically a garunteed stasis trap?
Esports
OG vs. Poland BO3
https://www.twitch
.tv/dotapit
>Went from fapping 2-3 times a week to 2-3 times a day
>Wukong's Q and Ult apply UAMs and Echo debuff
>>162737076
Max the passive phase echosaber basher skadi mjolnir MKB bots
>Sing finished streaming
>Switch over to Bulldog
>He finished too
Who do I watch now bros?
>>162737137
>oh no i can only stand in place for like 3 seconds i guess the techies is gonna solo kill me now lol
>Tfw you want to play dota but your friends turned you into a party queue faggot and now you don't want to play without them but they don't want to play
>>162737103
Pit lord
>>162737103
Literally EVERY SINGLE HERO which got a rework as it was being added
Valve are complete utter retards when it comes to balance it seems
>>162736652
>what monkey has a full mustache
Emperor tamarins
Where is Naga Slardar poster? I miss him.....
>>162737170Dawaj Poland!
>>162737195
With euls being garunteed 2k magic damage
>>162737204
Party queue is how it's meant to be played though.
Having parts of unfinished items in backpack that you finish at sideshop, or any scenario where you change the item in the sideshop really is so fucking OP
>>162736949
work out
>>162736364
Dota hit it right on the head in respect to the lore, but HoN's is one of the most fun heroes to play in any dota-like currently, extremely nimble and with massive play potential
where is the dota two hero with
>winking clit
>hood
>superior muscle control
"Talent" list for ESL One Genting next month
Alliance plays against winner of OG v. ATN?
>>162737420
>no women allowed
about the only thing yuropoors do right
>>162737420
I don't even know what teams are going to this desu
>>162737420
Seems like a pretty normal list, plus the Eri guy
>got 250 mmrs since patch released as Timber
>4.7k now
Uh dotards?
>>162737420
>merloobi and godz related to Analyst
HELLO?????????
>>162737560
>playing ranked when the game crashes from normal spell usage.
te absolute fucking mad aman
>>162737538
Fnatic
DC
Wings
NP
Newbee
VP
Execration
and some TBD Malaysian team
>>162737420
Excellent! I like it. No sheever!
>>162737420
No women what????? Why???? What the fuck valve??? I thought we were through this already?? Seriously this is disgusting...
where do you FUCKING WARD NOW?
I honestly have no idea anymore.
>>162737609
who picks dark seer in pubs
>>162737669
If you're techies, everywhere
>>162737627
>Fnatic
JUST
>>162737609
Who cares, i just press button and they're all dead.
One game every one crashes but me. Easiest mmr of my life
reposting this garbage edit once before shelving it forever
>>162735858
Can't you use them instead of the new one?
Reminder.
>>162737669
pre min6
middle hg and hardlane bounty spawn
post laning phase
really depends how the game is going, but basically same style as pre 7.00
>>162737420
maelk forcing his way to the scene ONCE AGAIN JUST END THIS GAME DOTARDS
>>162737815
so they're banging, right?
>>162737683
I do.
Is black desert any good dotards?
>An aussie won a major before artour
>>162737257
Probably quit after seeing the UI.
>>162738036
and while losing mid every single game
>>162736575
what's with s4 and manta? I keep seeing this pic posted and I dunno if there's a meaning behind it or just memeing
>>162737420
>no sheever
Based ESL
>>162737815
u forget NO TI
>"people" think winning anything before 7.00 matters
It was literally a different game. All the pros are now wc3 tier champions because they have yet to prove themselves in this new patch.
Holy fuck new lycan is fucking awsome.
>dying to lc duel, lul 200 hp
>diving enemy under t2, no problems 200 hp
>low on hp, lul 4 hp regen 4u
>lul lul lul lul 4 wolves enemy ancient explodes
>>162734946
The only thing people have complained about is the awful ui and talent trees though? I think four bounty runes is kinda fucking awful as well.
>>162737735
thanks ill use it again in a month ;)
>>162737420
ODpixel has such punchable face
http://en.esl-one.com/dota2/genting-2017/news/revealing-the-talented-esl-one-genting-broadcast-team/
http://en.esl-one.com/dota2/genting-2017/news/revealing-the-talented-esl-one-genting-broadcast-team/
ARE WE HYPE
>>162738226
The bounties in jungle and the ui. That is what I dislike. The rest is fine.
>No fly and ana
S4 playing mid and trixi in the offlane
Underlord Picked
POTTIS LORD PICKED
KALLE ON OG
>>162738338
how do people become so obsessed with pop culture
>standin trixi
K A L E
A
L
E
>trixi
fug :DDD
>NO ANA OR FLY
THE FUCK
>>162737815
>moonmeanders face and voice
lmao i cant
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/04/Monkey_ally_169.mp3
WHO'S THIS OTHER BROTHER?
(He was talking to Raijin, the Storm Spirit)
>>162736424
You sound gay
Why do bots act like retards in 7.00? Tide bot wards the bounty in jungle and just afks until the rune respawns...fuck you tide bot.
>Enemy feeding because he can't have Monkey King
>Enemy feeding because he can't have Monkey King
>Ally abandon
>Poor network conditions
>Enemy abandon
Literally and honestly the first 5 games I've played in this patch, good way to spend an hour and a half on your day off
now this is memedrafting
TRIGSI IS DA MAJOR WINNER FUGG :DD
>>162738583
For an OG fantard you really should keep up with their news. Fly is on vacation in Japan and who cares about ana
>>162738621
Boys just stand around waiting for Roshan, kill him, then can't figure out how to pick up aegis since is doesn't fit into extra slots
>>162738583
>no Ana
and nothing of value was lost
>trixi
>trixi avatar
aweful
>>162738593
the wisdom main stat spirit
>>162738621
In the dota test they were even worse, I hope they work on them soon and don't relegate everything to community bots
>>162738694
They also afk around a dropped rapier without picking it
>>162738693
doesn't say it on OG twitter fuccboi.
>Fly going to superior weeb land.
Based.
>>162738621
Bots have always acted like retards, at least now some people can make actually competent ones in the future.
>>162738621
>animay trash has to play with bots cause hes a baddy
rofl
i could maybe get over the talent trees but the rest is fucking dogshit
>>162737420
>Redeye
All is good. Who gives a fuck about anyone else.
>>162738792
EE not AI when??
>>162737420
>Eri
Yeah this is good.
>bot games
>ppd becoming CEO means na dota is in the hands of a fucking dane
>>162738848
don't play then, Bye.
>>162738818
I find playing with bots to test out builds actually helpful thank you
wait fuck who drafted for OG? s4?
what hte fuck are tghose picks lamao
>>162738959
i love the epic bootlicking of this kind everytime. cant criticize anything without the bootlickers going
>dont play
>dont watch
>dont buy
turly epic
>>162739036
threelans did
>>162738464
Blame the media honestly. Normally the take up some illusion of political competition, but everybody there hated Trump so fucking much he was in the news 24/7 as they tried to bash him down.
It was literally impossible to go a week and not hear about something Trump did or didn't until early this month.
>axe
>powerful early game
>initiator
>weakness : bad scaling, mana issues
>level 10 -> +3 mana regen. FREE ARCANE BOOTS x3
>level 15 -> +75 base damage. FREE FUCKIN RELIC
>level 20 -> +25 regen per sec. FREE HEART
>level 25 -> +15 armor. FREE CUIRASS
His passives are fuckin insane, after he gets blademail/blink he can literally get heart, basher and daedalus and semi-carry fuckin fine.
>>162739089
>moan the majority of the patch
>still come to the general.
autism lol.
>>162739089
You are free to fuck off.
t. played for 6 years and love the current gameplay.
>>162739089
>Provides no reasoning as to why he calls it shit.
>"If you don't like it just leave."
>"LOL WHY YOU SUCH A DRONE DUDE DAMN EPIC DUDE"
You are legitimately retarded.
>>162739174
I'm getting back into dota this patch. Its refreshing to have a new hero to experiment with, even if he's going to be nerfed within the month.
so this shadow fiend denying cogs thing is the new veno wards in the rosh pit I take it
>>162739224
You go boy with your "angry" slacktivism.
who the fuck is yapzor again?
>Trixi carry.
We fucking lost.
>have binland garry
>doesnt pick da dusgg
dotards?
>>162738335
>no attention whoring vaginas with zero knowledge
Yes.
Did they get rid of the lvlup button option, or am I retarded and not seeing it. If they did fuck Valve, I can't stand ctl+ability.
>jerax & yapz0r don't heal at the shrine
>>162739348
>Nobrains.
We fucking lost.
>trixi gets 3 kills
>notail randomly feeds
890 range
19 Item slots
Truly the greatest carry.
So I thought about potential counters to MK and I thought of Winter Wyvern since she can get flying sight, which should reveal MK on treetops. But I also thought: what happens if she uses her ult on an enemy inside MK's Ult? do the MK duplicates attack the frozen enemy?
>>162739126
and when he is lvl 10, his spin is already irrelevant
>Luna still top pick
>>162739614
>swap the lanes
>bully enemy carry, abuse shrine
seems like a good idea now
>>162739539
i laughed p. hard when i saw all these carry druid talents
>b-but i gotta use borr
>>162739682
>FUCK changing the heroes and fixing the problems with the game
>lets just do a whacky talents experiment and see what happens while keeping the game open borders so reddit doesnt call us racist
>>162739767
they made tons of beneficial changes to illusions anon
why are you spouting such nonsense
WHY CAN'T THEY PUT LH AND KDA ONTO THE UI?
ARE VALVE THIS FUCKING STUPID, NOT ONLY IS IT ANNOYING FOR SPECTATORS BUT FOR PLAYERS TO PRESS ALT IS STUPID.
See you guys on the other side.
>>162739895
i'm probably gonna retire from dota 2 and instead start playing techies: the video game
I'm torn on KANG talents
lvl15 health and lvl25 Q crit are nobrainers
but on 10, 5 armor or 20 attack speed is a tough choice sometimes, I feel like you need the attack speed since you go phase instead of treads.
on 20, 15str or 40dmg also is really iffy
anyone share your thoughts?
>people air their grievances about new patch
>"no anon you're just autistic and don't like change"
>don't give reasoning on why patch is ok
>don't realize they're the autists showing repetitive behavior by playing the same "autists don't like change" card
gosh darnit, really makes you shrink
Underlord still looks like TRASH
>>162739857
why do you feel the need to jerk off to your kda and lh count?
n0brains
>>162739895
>HoN
dude that game is so fucking shit and its also more dead than fucking runescape
not only does the monkey have a skill that can make you jump on someone, but it also costs no mana
>b-but just stay away from him its like ursa bro haha
all other heroes that rely on getting close to someone have to farm a blink to do it. prove me wrong
>pro tip: you simply cannot
>>162740063
>dude that game is so fucking shit
Can't be worse than current Dota 2
>>162740078
His jump down costs mana
>>162740078
just have fun bro :^)
>>162739853
>implying illusions needed bounty and experience
thats actually one of the stupid gameplay related changes they made. all you need to do is make them take way more damage to counter the shitty naga and tb and luna spam
>>162740115
Try it out, you'll be surprised.
>>162740013
>no u
>>162740061
It's not about me its about watching tournaments.
Went to grab some tap water and seen someone die but you missed it?
Oh you have wait for the caster to press alt now instead of it showing on the UI automatically.
>later homos
>>162740220
you could look at the big numbers beside the clock to figure out the kill score anon
even in the old system the observer had to click on the specific hero you want to know the kda of
so this is the power of IT winners
>>162740061
why do you have 800 mmr and feel the need to talk about important things like the fucking ui and what should or should not be present?
>pick screen isn't divided by dire/radiant anymore
this kills the me
>>162740440
>DUDE ITS RED VS GREEN NOW XDXD XPDXPPPX
>>162740474
>shitstorm after new patch
>anyone can win
wow... made me think...
>>162740375
feel free to tell me with your 9k mmr how being able to see individual hero kda/lh makes the game objectively better
>>162740013
>people praise gameplay changes, UI criticized
>NO ANON, LEAGUE OF ANCIENTS, WE HOTS NOW, DED GAEM
>dont give reasoning on why patch is shit
>don't realize they're the autists showing repetitive behavior by spouting the same nonsense every single patch
gosh darnit, really makes you shrink
>>162740532
>why do you feel the need to jerk off to your kda and lh count?
that's all i needed to read from you
Fuck this firearm meta, seriously. I’m actually so fucking pissed that any fucking Peasant can just pick up a Musket and kill a highly trained Knight. Seriously what the fuckkk?!?! So now you tell me that all those years and years spent memorizing sword fighting manuals, learning every technique, outplaying your oponent with things like a murder stroke and such, are just gone because some pig-raising-dirt-eating peasant can One Shot kill you with a fucking Musket. I mean, it was bad enough when they introduced the fucking Crossbow, I should’ve known this fucking Royals are just pandering to fucking peasants, but they at least required some semblance of skill. Now it’s just shoot and kill someone, fuck this, I’m actually done with fucking warfare. I’ll be giving away all my armor and horses, you can also have my fucking squire for all I care, just Personal Courier me
>>162740517
what if dota 2 had 3 ancients and 3 teams
its str ancient vs agi ancient vs int ancient
>>162740556
so you cant explain why you needed it and just cry because its gone
some really great 9k mmr perspective here
lvl 16 by 20 minutes
holy fucking shit
same my name
>>162740589
you're doing it wrong
crossbowman meta is what kills the skilled archer and knight
>don't even need to aim LOL no velocity LOL just point and shoot in the enemy general direction for free kills
>>162739463
pos 5 not allowed to use shrine
>>162740670Only if you post more Gustav
how to play puck in 2-3k mmr range
never played ranked but assuming from what ive seen im in that range
>>162740648
>people acting like this is new.
lol.
>>162740639
it's not my job to teach children how to play video games
figure it out on your own retard, or don't for that matter
and no, i'm not 9k, only 6
>>162740589
Fuck cannon meta and meme 20 minute sieges, patch to fix this shit when?
>>162740670
Most people don't know this, but S4's name is actually "Sfyra"
>>162740729
ok lol
>>162740648
>Level 16 on the carry by 20 minutes
>???
also 18 is the new 16
FUCK SHRINES. LITERALLY TAKES THE SKILL OUT OF LANING
>>162740440
soon they will remove 3 attributes
I can feel it
>>162740648
Try level 20 by 21 minutes and it's not even a stomp... yet
>>162740589
God, not to mention how irritating cannons are.
You had to use all your arm strength and actually aim to bring down city walls, and now you just pop a ball into a thing and use a match and use a torch and it's all done.
Fuck technology. It oversimplified city sieges.
nice networth shittail
>on a 7 (seven) lose streak
>play as OD
>early game was rough but we managed to hold back
>mid game - Shadow Demon prisons an Axe and suddenly everyone's game crashed
>reconnect
>make a comeback after getting snowballed earlier on
>go into profile, see "Match not recorded"
Fucking nice game, Valve.
So legit question, what do the changes to jungle mean for farming carries? Do you get overall more or less GPM?
>>162740781
you literally can not explain why it is necessary information to have displayed 100% of the time and now you're backpedaling
cute
>just tuned in
>can't see what team is what side till I look at players name
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>162740885
It should just be removed, iron talon got nerfed but you can't nerf Shrines without making the concept pointless. They server no purpose but to give free regen to offlanes and mids. Maybe roaming supports too
>>162740885
The regen is too much, They need to nerf it.
>>162738950
t. Euro shitposter
>>162740885
whats that ? you spent all this mana and time to drain me of my regen and make me go back to base claiming a strategical win ? nvm i just heal at this shrine dude XD
>>162740623
int ancient would be a literal cuck and lose immediately
>>162740832
>also 18 is the new 16
I'm sorry officer I didn't know.
>>162740885
>>162741015
b-but 5 min CD
>>162740993
EXACTLY. You're at low HP and Mana? SHRINE TO FULL HEALTH. LITERALLY A FOUNTAIN TRIP WITHOUT SPENDING TP/THE TIME TO WALK BACK
>>162741015
Now you have to get a kill for it to mean anything even if it means diving.
>play game for 45 min
>behind at first, start to make comeback
>iniate on enemy team, fight going well
>game crashes
>restart dota
>everyone disconnect
>this game will not be scored
>>162740517
what
why is this a reply to my post
what are you trying to tell me
>>162740985
>>162740985
>this amount of pure inbred volition
it's shocking
>using words like backpedalling and cute
had a good laugh anon, it's pretty pathetic that you want to focus on me instead of learning to not be a shitter at the game, but that's understandable if you have 4k mmr
i could give you a couple sentences as to why kda and last hits and denies are important, but you gotta pay me first
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/49/Monkey_move_13.mp3
The new UI is not spectator friendly at all.
>>162740885
MIGHT AS WELL REMOVE ALL FORMS OF CONSUMABLE REGEN FROM THE GAME
>>162741150
We need to implement the pgl battleview:^)
Jesus fuck, even spectator wise, this UI is fucking garbage.
You don't even have team names, and there aren't any networth graphs.
Also, that quad dunk from s4.
>>162741073
>buy bottle
>lmao ez bounty rune
>never have to go back to base
Laning phase is meaningless. Also
>take tier 1
>push unto tier 2
>enemy team tp's to shrine and flanks you
LMAO what is map control even? Losing a t1 doesn't mean shit anymore.
S4 god
>get home
>all the things I was complaining about being slowly patched out
BUT MUH LE UI IS LE GOOD XD
>>162741134
the question isnt why kda and lh/deny is important though anon
the question is why do you need to see that information 100% of the time and you refuse to answer it
>watching og game in client
>can't have party/vg chat
Why is the king of beards so fucking bad /d2g/?
>>162741412
>/vg/ channel
KAL LE :DDDDDDD
>>162741291
I think its kind of weird you need to take down every single tier 2 before shrines are vulnerable, they should be tied to the tier 1s at least
You have 10 seconds to post the WORST COSMETIC ever allowed into Dota 2
>>162741412
>I go to the /vg/ channel.
>>162741524
there's too many desu i simply can't decide
>>162741490
yes please. and they should remove being able to TP to shrines.
what are carries supposed to build instead of HotD now for lifesteal?
>>162741524
Rate mymidLegion Commander (LC) build
>>162741524
Axe's Immortals, but only when used all together, you just turn into a big ball of particle effects
>>162741652
casual morbid mask
>>162741652
If they need lifesteal a vlads, mom or even naked morbid maybe into satanic will do it
>>162741704
>27 kills
>sub 600 gpm
Are you scared of creeps or something?
>>162741704
THICC
>>162741217
>MIGHT AS WELL REMOVE ALL FORMS OF FREE CONSUMABLE REGEN WHICH DON'T REQUIRE YOUT TO GO BACK TO BASE OR USE THE COURIER FROM THE GAME
Yes, exactly
>>162741524
I only get upset when I see those gigantic fucking rainbow Enchantress spears, not sure what cosmetic that is though
>>162735374
why is midas so good ?
I havnt played doto in months.
Its a whole new fucking game so help me out
why isn't S4 level 25 yet? :^)
>>162741680
Is that supposed to be LD? Looks like a random hobo.
So everyone. Patch 7.00 came out and I'm fucking pissed the fuck right off.
Why did they change the items menu to look completely fucking stupid and why the fuck did they make it so portraits of other units come up in a completely separate bubble? Why does mask of madness now cost 1200 gold and why did they put roshan in such a fucked up spot?
Not gonna lie the runes are alright though.
CLQ Real voice stream shitstains
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=4MwTSjgWFWw&feature=live-chat-promo
>>162741891
lel, thanks for posting senpai. wouldve missed it otherwise.
>>162741704
Looks ok
I don't build deso on her anymore tho
>>162742007
why?
Guess who won.
why doesnt the game show the result screen anymore? this is so streamer unfriendly
friendly reminder that you require at least 6k mmr to be able to comprehend why displaying kda/lh on individual heroes is required to spectate a game
>>162691598Rape is dark, too, anon.https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa
Ebin victory
>>162741706
This. Cape is pretty okay but the helmet is just odd.
so OG already kicked Anal?
>>162742027
I'd rather build more survival so I can live through the initiation
I play her pos 3 so I go Phase -> blink -> blademail -> BKB or AC depending on game
Trixi died the LEAST
>>162742168
cringey twat.
>>162741524
hard to decide desu
but lets go with anime cat drow or that unrecognisable yellow/golden juggernaut set
Wagamama says WK isn't OP because of WINRATE :^)
>>162741891
clq is so good actually
>>162741891
How desperate to stay relevant is he lmao
>>162742262
doesnt WK have one of the highest winrates?
>>162742262
WK= WU KONG = MONKEY KING*
>>162741524
No, let's post the best.
>>162741524
The Nyx Assassin sets are fucking AWFUL. Also, one for LC that is sorta like yellow and some dark blue on it. Jesus Christ, who the fuck thought that was a good idea.
Or, the lobster set for Slark.
>>162742262
HE ISNT OP BECAUSE OF WINRATE,OFC
HE HAVE A FUCKING HIGH WINRATE JUST BECAUSE HE IS RETARD PROOF AND EASY TO PLAY
>>162741359
the question is why is it important to be able to see these numbers
naturally the question before that is why are these numbers important in the first place
how important it is to see them gauges how important it is to always see them
yes i do refuse to answer this simple question
>>162742391
that LC set that gives giant wings when she casts press the attack is really retarded
you can salva yourself or allies during oracle ult (false promise)
thats 800 hp
800
0
0
HP
P
pop it on someone after flame.
full fucking heal.
>>162741891
thanks for headsup
i hope he will use one of his signature lines like "this team is dogshit" or "this team is sooo shieet" XD
>>162742384
I WANT TO FACEFUCK CM
CM FIGURE WHERE???
IM ABOUT TO PLAY MY 1St GAME OF 7.00
QUICK
Who is the most OP so i can stomp pubs
>inb4 Monkey King
>>162742541Carry Treant
>>162740000
Checked.
What hero does the abbreviation "ES" refer to, dotards?
A reminder that the HUD grows and shrinks depending on how many abilities your hero has so things will never be in a consistent position across all matches
>>162742541
Unironically Monkey King. Get Treads, Echo Saber and Black King Bar
>>162742629
ELDER SHOTA
>>162737508
>A woman holding a job.
Absolutely haram.
>>162742629
ilExa is for Sexa
>>162741524
LC arcana
>completely changes her silhouette
>since arcanas are canon and progress the story it means her character did a complete 180
>>162742647
Reminder that even selecting the COURIER makes that piece of shit shift and contort while playing most heroes.
>>162742629
Embershaker
>>162742541
Go carry BH. If you don't screw it up before 25 you get 1 ((((((ONE)))))) second jinada cd
>>162741891
he sounds exactly the same lmao
>>162737137
>>162737008
Visibility change? What visibility change?
>>162741704
it's shit
here's my MID LC build, for you, by me
>soul ring
>skip bottle
>max overwhelming odds first OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING SHITTER
>treads for mana and attack speed
>blink first item
>blademail second
>now you can get a damage item, probably maelstrom
>moonshard, ac, bkb can all go here depending on the game
>upgrade into mjollnir for the active after you get your bkb whenever you get it
>>162742629
Skeleton King
>>162742503Maybe next TI :^).I am still debating if I should get WR in the meantime.
>>162742747https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa
Testing to see if I am shadowbanned.
Give me a (You) or two, will ya?
Would queueing up in russia server and just raping things as a carry or strong caster be the best way to gain MMR?
kinda pointless doing it on eu west/east cause it's just a coinflip on who gets the russian retards.
at least in russia server everyone is a retard and you can balance it out with your skill.
>>162742440
>pop it on someone after flame
why wait? if the delayed damage breaks the salve its hardly usable in the first place
>>162742629
Earth Spirit you dumbass.
>>162742839
You're missing the swf version of the pixely standing image and the axe dick.
>>162742384
>>162742503
>implying my CM isnt the hottest footsie fuck doll in all of vidya
>>162742893
>Implying I want that
I dislike everything about Axe.
Anyone know where that one poster went, you know the one? Haven't seen his posts in a while, wonder if he's shadowbanned
LOL
>>162741704
no armlet/10
>>162742431
but you can see these numbers anon, you press the alt button they didnt cease to exist
if you're spectating and want to compare stats then you use the game stat drop down instead of clicking on each individual hero. If you are in game you cant see others lh in the first place and if you're trying to compare kda of heroes by clicking on them instead of pressing tab you are fucking retarded.
there is zero objective reason to have kda/lh displayed 100% of the time on heroes
>>162742629
Ember Spirit you dumbass.
>>162742541
Monkey King, Treant, or Techies
>>162742805
they're now undetectable outside the radius but reveal themselves during the primetime of 1.4 seconds before exploding, anyone with half a brain will be able to react to a mine that isnt hidden inside trees or paired with a stasis mine which now explodes instantly
>>162742805
Prox mines are invisible even with true sight as long as you are over 400 away from them. Become completely visible within explosion radius
Why isn't the "d2g-approved" monkey KANG build not suggesting a diffusal pickup? It gives great stats, allows you to close the gap to get more hits of your 3rd skill, and applies on your q hit.
>>162742629
Earthshaker you dumbass
>>162742629
EMBERY EARTH-SHAKING SPIRIT
>>162742629
Ebin Spirit :D
>>162742842
hi anonim
Why did cockwerk's winrate go down?
>>162742629
Earthshaker. Ember wasn't even a hero when that abbreviation was used. That's why things like rhasta exist instead of SS because another hero already had that.
>>162742629
elder titan
>>162742940
slut/10
>>162735329
I drive fine.
>>162742940
>mfw shitters equipped with Yulsaria's Glacier instead of Whoretails near me
>>162742940
Real talk though what tier support would you say CM is this patch?
>>162743395
no one has a clue about anything in this patch man. its just a big experiment. all you can do is uninstall or just fuck around and try to have fun i guess.
nice cast dotards
>>162743509
how can you stream and not notice overlay on obs preview?
>>162743395
IDC SHIT I ONLY PLAY CM IN THE JUNGLE,7 MIN BLINK ROAMING AROUND THE MAP AND FREEZE FUCKER
ALSO BLINK IN AND FREEZING FIELD 3-4 MAN JUST FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD
>>162743614
I PLAY CM BECAUSE SHE IS A PURESLUT
BESIDE HER ULTI IS ONE OF THE MOSTS SATISFYING THING IN THE GAME ALONG WITH HER HOLE AND OTHER THING LIKE:
+Witch Doctor ult
+SF ult
+ES ult
+Sand king ult
>>162741836
It's because the benefits you get from levels are completely retarded now.
I suspect that the team that reaches level 25 first will consistently win from now on.
>>162743756
What the fuck is a pureslut
THE UI IS SO FUCKING SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>162743756
>PURESLUT
>>162743881
SHE IS A PURE MAIDEN UNTIL I MADE HER MY OWN SLUT
NOT LIKE SOME WHORE ALREADY SUCKING COCK WHEN I FIRST MET THEM LLIKE QoP
>CK is so shit they had to tun him into a support.
>>162743924
Proof that icefrog is no longer with us.
Feelsbadman.
>>162736364
>GET THE HON STANDARD HAT FOR A MEASLY 45.99 DOLLARS PLUS TIP
T. valve
Ugh.
>Zeus won arcana vote over QoP
>forced to vote jugger to make retarded Io memers fuck off
>monkey trouble faggot gets free arcana while Underlord gets jack shit
There will never be good arcana ever again.
>>162742647
so?
what the fuck was that chrono in OG game
THIS is the PROPER way to handle Ilexa.
Take notes you nerds.
>put s4 back mid
>he feeds
>>162744218
>you'll never be TA and meld strike Ilexa for +22 Gold
feels bad
>>162744163
>45.99 DOLLARS
but how else will Trudeau pay for that mudslime to fuck your wife mr.leaf?
>>162744218
>Offlane creep hero
>can charm creep lanes in a more unique way than Chen and and Ench
>can amass an army similar to Furion and maybe have similar map presence
When?
Are the rumours true? is this game dead now?
So now you can't go 4-1-1-1 jugg and then level stats huh
Neither can you on Sven.
>dota is about possibilities and freedom
>replace system that gives 5^25 possible builds by a binary system that gives 4^26 possible builds
Nice LoL2 assholes
nice game dotards
Valve?
LMAO
>>162744460
I wish this shit game was dead
>dark seer does well
>game crashes
Gee you could've just put another second onto vac cd icefrog
>>162744460
It got mutated to a HotS clone.
>>162744413
>amerilard trying to bantz
sad
>>162740993
>you can't nerf Shrines without making the concept pointless
You can. Even if you completely removed their heal, they're still buildings that you can teleport to, which means a team keeps control of their side of the map until all t2s are down.
I don't really mind that aspect of the shrines either, although I don't think you should have to destroy all the t2s to make them vulnerable.
>>162744430
+1/+2/+3/+4 creeps per wave
Creeps offer less gold and less experience
Creeps get +armor, +health and +damage
Ultimate: Ilexasucks your dickhttps://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa
Did DS really need that much of a buff to Vacuum+Wall?
nice strategy OG
>>162744584
>that deep, dark obsession
so is trixi a full time mercanery now?
>play a support cuck jakiro (courier, flying, wards and shit)
>600gpm- 658 xpm
how is this balanced? I even fed 6 kills. wtf is frosttoad doing?
>try to watch competitive dota after the patch
>can't tell which game they're on and how many wins of the series each team has based on the top scoreboard, like you could with the old UI
>can't even tell which team is on which side
You'd think this would be a priority
>>162744584
>"d-d-d-dont banter me Mr.Big Strong American"
>>162744770
>>>esports
>>>competitive video games
top cuck
>>162744697
t. Muhammad
>>162744041
>cuck ck into support
>ruin necro by making him generic healer to pander to 2k players who think hes support also remove his no buyback aghs
worst balance changes
Why is everyone calling this Dota 3?
I thought reborn was dota 3
>be custom games
>be great for 6 years
>become an actual game
>get milked like a cow for 4 years
>die
Really makes me think
>>162744430
What happens if you play Ilexa on Dire?
wtf is this bar above the hero portrait?
>A hero as fun and vibrant as wukong gets added to the game.
>/d2g/ is busy having conniptions about terrain changes.
>all the pros love it, meanwhile
Well, at least I'm finally #free from the gulag.
Later, nerds. I'm going to go play dota.
>>162744965
Please talk about Dota Two.
>>162745072
don't leave anon I just want to complain until they patch it ;_;
>>162745072
>wr
>manta style
yeah stay outta here
>>162745072
>a fun and vibrant hero
>can do a 500 dmg stun at level two
Yeah uh dotards?
>>162745003
Recolor
>>162745072
>wukong
>vibrant
He literally does one thing: jump in tree, press E, maybe press R, then press Q once he has his passive buff.
okay dark seer wall is actually fucking strong
that slow holy shit
>>162744679
Your great, everybody is great, everybody is good player here have free GPM, everyone deserves a trophy, showing up is half the battle
t. nu-valve
>>162744965
Every Valve-developed game is on a timer until it becomes trash.
Four years is roughly how long TF2 lasted as well, isn't it?
>>162745072
Go play your sub 40fps doturd, you dirty patch-apologist.
>>162745072
>vibrant
Hate this liberal buzzword
Guys, where is the Juggernaut arcana?
Did everyone forget about it?
Has there ever been a pro player who switched from LoL to Dota 2 or vice versa?
what did you said?
>>162745343
They can't release 2 Arcana at once, they need to milk one and then the other in a month
>roots stop poof
this kills me mepo
>Shrine clearly on cooldown
>Caster says they should've used it
Eosin is not a big deal
>tfw all my favorite arcade gamemodes (10v10, ovethrow, imba) are down
How long will this persist???
>>162745358
No because dota players wouldn't switch to an inferior product, and LoL players are owned by riot and are forbidden from playing dota.
>>162745072
>all the pros love it
Gee i wonder why, they are LITERALLY valve shills
They LITERALLY get money for playing the game and maintaining a player base through fake hype and personality worship bullshit
The dirty fucking commie purge LITERALLY said this patch gives him job security because of all the nerdy tree shit they just added
notail should just get a mask of madness
bring back mom void
>>162745358
i assume that quite a few loler pro used to play dota 1
im not sure if this team still exists but certain russian pro lol team acknowledged that dota is superior to lol and harder
>le mk is bad lategame meme
yeah he is really shit with that free 200damage with 50% lifesteal, especially when his fuckhuge ulti that does a billion damage in itself give him 90 FREE damage
xD
>>162745358
hyhy tried to go to lol but failed
http://lol.gamepedia.com/Hyhy
Sven swords just keep getting bigger
>>162745446
nah
they are already used to big changes and the chill toad madness.
>>162736973
this is my new fetish
>support CK is finally legit
>>162745372
>EU teeth
lmao
>>162745358
http://lol.esportspedia.com/wiki/YoDa_(Orie_Guo)
from HoN/Dota to LoL
>>162745358
I remember the starcraft player who couldn't micro the brewlings
>Pugna will never be good
fuck you icefrog
>>162745560
i'm pretty sure it's based on some andy warhol comic book art piece. I can't remember though.
Leshrac is fucking disgusting now.
>>162745560
>>162745743
i think it's based on some Roy Lichtenstein piece nvm.
>>162745645
lyrical is annie tier
>CK can't carry
-d2g
>>162745646
thats the natual color of teeth
>>162745857
He's actually worse
>>162745779
>me ooga joos booga
The tree shit doesn't work in bot games
>Nobody hit level 25
umm dotards?
>>162745846
Almost as good pre lightning nerf
this patch is dumb as hell but i'm entertained by all the gimmicks so far
>>162745994
B-BUT EXP IS EASIER TO GET NOW, D2G SAID YOU CAN GET IT IN 20 MINUTES!
blblblblblblblblblblb
>>162746035
>trying this hard to fit in
>>162746061
DUDE 6 TREANTS LMAO
>>162745994
>listening to 3k shitters
the moment you hit 20 and die you will be dead for a year.
>>162746219
>>>/v/
oh boy time for Alliance
>>162745929
you want teeth shining as the sun yes very good value only 10 payments of 49,99$ plus tips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpOeyg3wECs
doturds? where's your christmas spirit? Oh yeah I forgot, you guys are being beaten by a fucking monkey kang lmao ;)!
how do you play enigma now, I randomed him last game and generally had no idea how to jungle
>Magic Missile goes through magic immunity
yes or no?
Time for a good team to face a trash team! Can't wait to see what whacky strats emerge from this game.
how do you build KANG d2g?
>>162746563
yeah lol
>>162746441
chinks dont do christmas so neither do we
Anyone remember old hardcore dota?
tp scroll was 150g
tangos were 150g
boots could not be purchased at side shop
getting abolve lvl 17 was rare
mana regen early game was very little (no arcane boots) an you ha to be very careful with spell uses
health regeneration was very little early game and you couldnt sperg out and chase
tower diving meant you were literally fucked up the ass
death penalties were YUGE
no mango, no drops, no noob friendly exp gains, no aoe gold and exp from kills, no training wheels.
>>162746441
>skins trailer
why make a good game when you can market a bad game instead
>>162746441
this is the classy way to celebrate christmas in a game like this.
your video looks like an anime circus for 12 year old girls.
>>162746563
Aura is probably going to be better most of the time late game especially since its a massive 20%
>>162746756
i'm a 12 year old girl inse of my decrepit neet body
rate this patch from 1-10
>45 minutes till OG vs. Alliance
>>162746720
Don't forget the best part about old dota, mana on blink dagger.
>>162746720
I do miss this a lot but also every game was a flame fest between 10 strangers. A lot of my friends have started playing again since this patch. It's a shame they didn't just call this easy mode
Can you still turn on to see the enemy exact HP number?
I haven't played in a long time and heard that they have added something like that.
Also about the visible stun/root/silence bar on enemies. Is that going to stay?
>>162746441
>Ahri
>Catlyn
>""""""""""mild"""""""""" suggestive themes
>>162746879
7, would be an 8 or 9 had 7.00 not broken literally everything on release
https://twitter.com/MoonMeanderated/status/809116499025629184
>>162746680
Echo into basher or maelstrom at some point you want all 3 of these items though
>>162746879
8 until they fix UI and Shrines, Just stop being fucking idiots and put LH/KDA SO ITS VISIBLE.
No one wants to press fucking alt.
Bounty runes aren't even a big deal.
>enemy team picks MK
>I insta pick Timbersaw and wreck their shit
>enemy team insta picks MK and timbersaw to counter pick
>pick LC or AM
it's this easy, dotards
>>162747092
>not building pipe
how else is he going to smoke crack?
why are you autists so butthurt over LH/KDA visibility? do you look at that shit constantly or what
for what purpose
>>162747083
3 of my 4 ranked games ended in 15 minutes to mass disconnects. At one point I used manta style on luna and all 10 players immediately dc'd and only 4 ever made it back
>>162747225
only reddit fags are butthurt about that. LH/Deny is okay to put back, but KDA absolutely not necessary.
>>162745446
oh yeah pros have never criticised patch changges in the patch mmmhm
>>162746441
I actually played LoL around this time last year. Is it time to go back now when we're just a copy of HotS?
what if AF.bulba
>>162747225
CS LUL
Looking for someone to play with me! I haven't really played DotA2 properly for a few years(I prefer watching pro games) and I'm looking to get back into it, but I've lost all my old buddies. No ragekiddies please!
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197992213156/
why is nobody stacking camps for me anymore, do your job supportcucks
>>162747354
you cool in unranked? I know my shit, but haven't made it out just yet
>>162747475
maybe they are but it takes twice as long
>He isn't playing core wyvern for F R E E mmr
>>162746879
7/8 out of 10
Needs to be fixed/changed
>Shrines
Breaks the game ridiculously. Too good for offlanes and mids/roamers. INSANE map control even after T1s drop.
>UI
Needs more shit shown, fuck holding Alt. Sun/Moon night time indication needs to be changed to the old one. Health/Mana bar over ability
Scaleable UI needs to be on every aspects. I want the shop bigger but to keep the middle bar the same size, just want the shit swapped around.
Shop needs TO FUCKING REMEMBER THAT I WENT TO GRID MODE
>>162747475
stack your own camps, jacakss, I've got enemy bounty runes and shrines to ward
>be AM
>buy aghs
>invoker coldsnaps you
>invoker gets coldsnapped
Where's your frostytoad now, wizard man
>>162747567
Oh shit, good call
>>162747475
i dont need you anymore bitch fuck off
>>162747567
>tfw Aghs Wyvern defending high ground
Im new to the game and just tried Earth Spirit, I was bad but god damn this hero is fun.
What should I build this patch ? is he gud ?
>>162741704
>>162741704
>>162741704
Rate my new and improved Legion Commander (LC) build, based on /d2g/ suggestions
>>162747567
f-free?
>>162746720
heroes of newerth beta?
the greatest part of this patch isn't the new hero
or the talents
or hero changes
or new aghses
or the ui
or shrines
or the map rework
or remodels
or the new ancient creeps
or short as gabes dick load times
its seeing trollpicker sperg out at his lost childhood without realizing it
:)
>>162747779
>Legion Commander (LC)
Okay (OK)
>>162747779
still THICC
>>162737420
>Redeye
>Cap
>Tobi
>OD
>Milk
>Slacks
>No sheever
Based
Someone most that MK gank as a tree I need a laugh.
Someone should make that meme with SS tangoing treant with MK
>>162740957
>7
>thinks it's a lot
check THIS SHIT out
So is Dota 2 now League of Legends 2 with this update? Just played a match with the new Monkey King hero and he plays like a LoL hero, kit thematics are also very close to the LoL Wukong who is my favorite in that game.
I can see why many people are in an uproar, the reskin of the UI looks too close to league and the game seems to scale up faster.
I never played too much Dota, only have about 120 matches but the changes are more to my liking, I'm already fucking tired of Riots bullshit PC pandering.
>>162746720
>tfw I used to play a lot of NS rushing Urn and Vanguard back then and blaze through the map, diving towers, and never having to buy a TP or go back to fountain for those 6 minute nights.
post most satisfying skill when used right in dota 2
>>162747895
okay is ONE (1) word
>>162747475
As a dedicated supportcuck, I don't even bother stacking in most games anymoore because...
#1 You can't stack on your way to contest runes, because runes and neutrals spawn at different times.
#2 All the camps have to be pulled in a specific direction to stack, because they have long rectangular shaped spawn boxes. This basically means that you can't stack more than one camp at a time unless you're Venge or KotL.
#3 Most of the camps can't be stacked more than once due to super short leash times, with the rare exception of the hard camp near each team's safe lane that can be quad-stacked (but is also the easiest for the enemy to contest).
#4 Even if I am at a convenient time/place to stack a camp, there's a higher chance of failure because the camps all have different stack times now. Before, the only camps that had different stack times were the ones that had been specifically changed for one reason or another (usually to prevent pulling lane creeps). Now there are some camps with x:53 stack timing, some with x:54 stack timing, some with x:55 stack timing, and some that can only be stacked if you hit them exactly at x:56 and pull them in one specific direction.
#5 No one bothers picking carries that have to stack and kill camps because there's no point stacking every TWO MINUTES when you could just pick Slark and farm by killing heroes every 60 seconds instead.
>>162748081
ass shaker ult
does dotards even have a fun champion like Camille? didnt think so
>>162748081
WEWUZKANGS passive
>>162748081
Enigma ult
>>162748081
fACE FUCKED CM
ALSO FREEZING FIELD
>>162747713
TELL ME MORE
someone tell me whats the new lycan build?
>>162748081
Freezing Field
>>162748197
no we dont have battleborn characters
>>162748371
please reply
>>162748371
blink dagon
>clq revealing his 12 year old voice again
HE'S SO GAY YOU GUYS
>>162748081
Overwhelming Odds
I actually involuntarily screamed out "come on and SLAM" when I went for a double kill on two low hp enemies while a creepwave went past them. Sure, 90% of it was on their part by being retards and not backing off, but I still proverbially literally orgasmed.
I'm starting to really like the patch even tho I hated it...whats happening dotards?
>>162748081
Dark Pact.
Every time.
>>162748606
Stockholm Syndrome, there's no escape.
our girl is streaming
>>162748513
did his MorphVox license expire?
>2.2 second stun on a 3 second cooldown
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/89/Treant_attack_11.mp3
>>162748606
thepictureyouknowwhichoneimtalkingabout.jpg
>>162748606
ever heard of stockholm syndrome?
>someone dodges your Lina ult
>>162748371
>>162748468
ring of abandon
>>162748043
>dota wukong is a lot like league wukong
u wot m8? If this hero came out with a different name and model no one would have said "this reminds me of wukong"
>>162748329
Aghs + Mjonir and Pike as well as Splinter Blast spam are obnoxious to push against and if anyone tries to dive you just ult them.
Ready to rekt alliance
>>162748606
NEVER doubt imneverplayingthispatchagain.jpg
>>162748852
whats wrong with lina?
When was your first match, gulag?
>>162748665
>Did this once with a blink 4 years ago
>Still remember it clearlyI lost that game
is the esport gonna be in client as well?
>>162748665
>picking lina
Is her any good in this patch?
Midas>MoM>AC and every tome Treant
sleeper OP
>>162748179
You took a lot of words to basically say "stacking is too hard for me now"
>>162748081
aghs boosted Spell Steal
>>162749008
>she's weak garbage
says who?
>go to lane
>big dick stuns me and crits me for 60% of my health
>omg
>back up and pop a salve
>let's try ganking this piece of shit moneky
>nigga gone to tree
>suddenly loud vuvuzelas
>banana niggers everywhere 100 to 0 us
t-thanks valve
>>162749069
>suddenly loud vuvuzelas
>banana niggers everywhere 100 to 0 us
>>162748650
Ya this shit is nuts. Rush blink so you can blink out of trees and bash people in the fade time. So good
>>162748081
chaos meteor
>>162748081
Necro's old Aghs ult. Nothing got me more hard than deleting the carry from the game.
why do i get 5k smurfs and people who just started playing dota 2 days ago in my unranked matches dotards
>>162748081
old wd ulti with bounce attack and chaos damage
havent play for awhile,wtf it is now?
>>162749005
Bitch please. You lose efficiency when you can't stack and contest rune at the same time. It doesn't matter how 1337 gosu pro you are at DotA, the timing is just different now, when it used to be the same. Is that so hard to understand for you retarded carry players that never played a single game with CM or WD?
>>162748081
Living Armor when you're winning.
You can literally taste the nerd tears when they desperately try to push and find the tower back to full
>>162749069
H O T M O N K E Y D I C K
>Ilexa can enchant an allied Barracks to enhance the creeps that comes out as her ultimate
>Melee Creeps have additional HP and Armor
>Ranged Creeps have a medusa style Split Shot
>Aghs gives Melee bonus damage and Ranged Creeps Seige Damage
>skipped reading about Treant because trash hero who gives a fuck
>everyone keeps talking about him
>just read what his first ability does now
Holy shit that sounds broken and not just the Bash but the MS bonus as well. Can you skip boots on tree?
>>162748960
SHE'S GOOD ASWukong's cumdump.
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d0/Monkey_rival_92.mp3
>>162749701
delet this
>>162748960
>>162749413
it bounces but only if you have aghs, which is stupidly easy if you get an alch on your team
>>162734719
US east has gotten so fucking bad with peruvians, a year ago it was typically 2 peruvians per game, now both teams are filled to the brim with these fucking subhuman apes, god we need to have a fucking region lock for this game so fucking bad, only good would fucking come from it. "but what if i wanna play with my european boyfriend" move to that shithole and stay off my us east, let alone us west has the fuck commies on it. MAKE DOTA WHITE AGAIN
Stop posting this hell-slut.
post more cool and cute Rylai!
>>162734913
>nostalgiamania
>>162749784
Literally every time you lose to him, waifu shitter.
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/84/Monkey_ally_91.mp3
>>162749842
At least give us an OPTION to turn Region Lock on.
>queue does not open
>next queue
>literally in russian region
Why is Valve literally the worst developer ever?
Did every good developer leave this shit company? feels like.
>>162749870
Do NOT call our purest girl a slut faggot
>>162749842
>US East
>put English in my language preferences
>queued up with 7+ mexican speaking sub-humans
>all of them unskilled and just keep harrassing each other in mexitalk the entire game
>>162749918
you'll just find a new scapegoat to explain why you're terrible at this game
>hyped for the new patch
>go to sleep because im too tired to play
>wake up
>go straight to dota to play le new banana king
>open dota
>my phone rings
>its a message
>"hey anon, wahts up"
>its a text from my ex
>after reading the message, i relived all the moments i brainwashed myself to forget in a fraction of a second
>cant breath
>try to hold myself together and text back
>"are you still dating?"
>10 minutes after and no answer
>trying my best not to smash things around me
>phone rings
>"gee anon, why are you asking me this"
>lose sense of reality and i couldnt even feel like i was alive
>go on rant for about 2 hours of how that piece of trash destroyed 4 years of my life
>no even one message back
>try to go to sleep, but phone rings
>"couldnt talk, was busy"
>"im sorry"
>"we live to far apart to ever work out"
>so exhausted i cant feel a thing anymore
>go play dota
>feed unintentionally 5 games in a row
>couldnt even play monkey king
>spectre is still trash
people over dota, not even once
shouldve jsut ignored the message and played some sweet dotes
>>162749979
>lina
>pure
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I AM IN TROUBLE, WHAT DO I DO NOW ?
>>162748852
but MLP:FiM is redpilled
IS THE NEW TERRAIN WORTH THE 12 USD
YES OR NO
>>162750164
>paying 13 dollars for that
nyet
rain for life
>>162750085
>0/10/2
>25 min
>blogposting in game
you should kill yourself
>>162750164
If you want it, yes
Get it while it's 12 USD because in a month it'll be fucking 20 USD
So decide soon
Why is my average XPM over 600 since this patch launched?
What is the lore for this game? What are the champions fighting over? After the nexus is destroyed they apparently live outside the Rift and do other shit so what's the point? Why does an elemental force or literal god fight alongside a random warrior?
>>162750061
lol
>>162750061
Anon you might have some emotional issues, not going to lie to ya.
>>162749949
Valve is a hardware company. All the "videogame" (read: VR tech development funds) teams are staffed by their B team.
>>162750264
they made the game even more babby moe than league of faggots
>>162750267
Because everyone hates everyone.
>>162750164
Visually yes, but it has some fps drops
>>162750267
>Caring about lore
Get a load of this LoLbab
>>162750192
They're two of the oldest heroes in the game, and date back to when you had to pick sentinel heroes whenever you were on sentinel and scourge heroes whenever you were on scourge.
>>162750192
Lina has more damage and longer range. Lion has much better disables. Lina is a core, and Lion is a support. Just because they both have point and click zap-a-guy-for-a-billion-damage ultimates doesn't make them the same hero.
>>162750267
Why does your wc3 mod copy cat have to have a story or lore?
>>162750257
Will it be in the store forever?
>>162750361
implying i dont have a Titan X
>>162750267
All the girls love big fat monster dick, that's all you need to know. Also every creep has a loli daughter that will grow up to be a slut with daddy issues because you killed her father in the war.
is it worth learning chen? I hear he takes too much effort for how little you get out of him.
I just want to play something not brain dead and that I can feel myself getting better at. I like playing lich but I never feel like I am getting better. which sucks
>>162750061
>the normie sex havers are projecting their feelings ingame and feeding
I suppose you deserved the report
>>162750341
Yeah, but I thought I was leveling faster because they reduced the amount of experience required to level up. Why am I getting such high XPM values in raw numbers? It's not just faster level ups because they require less experience, it's faster experience gain in an absolute sense too.
>lina will never be as strong as she was back in 2014
feels bad man
>>162750447
He's probably a lot better with the new ancient creep, but neutral spawn timers are a bit fucky so idk.
>>162750426
OHHH SHIT. WE'VE CREATED 300*1500=450000 sluts with daddy issues.......
>>162750267
>Why does an elemental force or literal god fight alongside a random warrior?
Judging by the comics so far, mostly fun and prestige.
I wish monkey king wasn't the broken piece of shit he is, I actually really enjoy playing him.
>>162750529
>haha I delet you from the game from full hp
fuck off Lina
Why does everyone yell at me for not getting blink for sladar?
I just want to stunlock people and reveal invisible fuckers.
>>162750303
no, anon, i have a problem called "dedicating 4 years of life to someone and ending up dumped for someone else"
thats my problem
or emotional problems
who cares
im just going to play dota and study from now one
people are utter trash
>>162750267
Radiant and Dire are heavily degenerate splinters of respectively CORE and ARM forces. Radiant creeps are almost literal bamboo technology robots with uploaded minds, Dire creeps are hastily cloned soldiers created from heavily corrupted but still semi-functional DNA of greatest ARM warriors.
>>162750579
you enjoy him because he's something new unlike the boring ass 112 heroes we've all watched and played hundreds of times
New to this, what's a good beginner hero.
Also, what the hell happened with the economy in this game for all the cosmetics to run cheap as shit for like .20 to 2 USD in the marketplace? Not that I'm complaining.
>>162750598
fuck off cuck maiden
>>162750447
Chen is like Visage, because he's overpowered as fuck in some patches and only good if you're good with him in other patches. In 6.84-6.86 he was overpowered as FUCK, but in 6.88 he was pretty bad because of repeated nerfs. In 7.00, he's marginally better because of the overpowered HotD aura, but he still hasn't reached the point where an average player should really bother with him. Learn Visage for 7.00 instead, he's free fucking MMR right now even if you're bad at micro.
Alliance vs OG is starting
>>162750738
is it in client or do i have to watch crappy twatch?
>>162750061
you know, you could have just answered 'hi'
>its an alliance giving all of their bounty runes to slardar episode
Wow good job BALDa you have one strat this patch
>>162750787
>in client
why would you watch in client with that shitty fps?
>>162750664
>She dumped you
But why does she text back? Why are women such massive cunts?
>>162750507
The exp values for kills got changed. They now scale off levels. Levels go faster ↔ kill exp bounties go higher, repeat.
>>162750692
The cosmetics that you get all the fucking time in random drops are cheap as shit because everyone has them and no one wants them, especially if you can hardly tell the difference in appearance after equipping them. The rare cosmetics that no one has but everyone wants (i.e. the ones with lots of bullshit particle effects and retarded colors) are expensive as shit though.
>>162736173
>buying stocks of an "esport" company
I'll rather just gamble it all away at las vegas senpai
>>162750267
its two moons fighting for some reason
>>162750832
>2x67 gold every 2 mins
haha that's alot ain't it? two whole creeps worth of gold!!
>>162750664
stfu cuck. You chose a slut
Nice UI, dotards.
>>162750682
well there are heroes I didn't enjoy playing at any point
>>162750692
>Carry
Sven
>Mid
Sniper
>Offlane
Axe, Centaur, Slardar
>Supports
lich, lion, ogre magi
Valve selves Arcanas for $35, and map skins for $12. They don't make money from the small time cosmetics, though there are some that sell for $1.00+
>>162750267
>>162750678
Oh right, the Radiant Ancient is a Metal extractor while the Dire Ancient is a geothermal plant.
>>162750267
the lore for this game is fighting for fun.
If there was any real reason, then only radiant heroes should be picked on radiant and dire heroes on dire. I wish they implemented normal pick -np. That's the real dota and easier to balance too
>>162750914
>>162751015
Ah that makes sense, thanks guys.
also what the fuck happened with my UI
>>162750824
i did it the first time
and the second
and in the third time i asked to never talk to me again
and now i was just so angry and trying to understand how can someone do this, how can someone be dating a person and just go back time and after time to say hi just to get a reaction
or idfk whats going on in the brain of that animal
>>162751113
its a free game thats still in beta, so no complaining
>lipstick man doesn't have a second screen
>>162751113
Buy the new Monkey King Terrain.
this is some lane pulling schenanigans tiny isnt it
>>162751113
>also what the fuck happened with my UI
>Draskyl's epileptic gang of retards and hipsters can play against monkey king.
>The gulag can't and think he's op
LOL
O
L
>Don't use my computer for a day
>"Hey, new dota update"
>See this
DOTARDS?!
why isn't the pros picking arc warden?
>>162751401
save some space on your harddrive and just uninstall
its 6 gigs of pure dogshit
>Lyrical doesn't know that Trixi and n0tail used to play together
HO MY GOD I AHTE THIS FAT FUCK
>>162751113
remember to check some options idk dont remember because valve pandered to mobabs who arent used to actually unselecting their champ (wtf bug)
>>162751113
whats wrong with the ui anon
>production values
>>162750871its the other way around, anon
>>162751381
>2000 range blink from level 1
>broken passive which makes melee heroes useless against him in laning
>some stupid polymorph ability which makes towers forget he exists
umm dotards? Explain how he's not broken
holy shit this tourny is a mess
>>162751497
Discount Matt Damon didn't either
>og vs alliance
>trixy standing in on OG
>casters struggle to remember who he is.
this made me absurdly sad.
>>162751381
>>162751554
Every post I've seen here was about monkey king being shit lategame and easy to win against.
>>162751418
Because he got nerfed hard, and he wasn't even THAT good in 6.88. He's going to drop off the face of the earth for the next few patches and then pop up as OP cancer in 7.04 after Icefrog finally decides to buff him again.
>>162751497
>AND HE FUCKS UP THE OVERLAY AGAIN
OH MY FUCKIGN GOD
>>162750267
http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
have fun
>>162751554
>2000 range blink from level 1
Weaver has a free haste rune from level 1.
The difference of course is that weaver is ranged, has higher base damage; and doesn't have a glaring weakness in his sukuchi (even if you have detection, he's moving hella fast).
>broken passive which makes melee heroes useless against him in laning
Most melee heroes are at a disadvantage in-lane. It's why they have better lategame/starting items.
It's like you could have a ranged mid/offlane, or a fucking ranged support on safe,. or something.
>some stupid polymorph ability which makes towers forget he exists
You have to use it outside of aggro range, or else the projectile will continue its path towards you and break it. Only really helps if there are already creeps under there, but not in any way that's worth sacrificing the ms.
>>162751605
I think it's more that he's shit in the mid game.
Once you get that +40 damage and Boundless talent, he starts shitting damage out of his ginger arse.
>>162749305
Rip necroman
redpill me on Lycan this patch, he is gud ?
>>162736364
2>1>3>4
>>162736997
At least this level of sellout is humorous
>>162736424
>>162738610
he's right though
Dota=smite>hon>league
>>162741524
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Fire_Tribunal_Set
Fat larper dk set
Look at it in game
Time to play shooters, I guess. Mobas are officially all exactly the same.