/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>162703456
too early faggot

>>162705521
It's called Reserving

any game that turns to shit because one player fucks up is a poorly designed game

is it even possible to pub int his game?
6 games ina row where some asshole ruinst he team comp and welose because of it

>open first holiday box
>tfw there's a legendary
>goth Zarya skin

It only gets better from here r-right?

>Shoot snowball close to ground
>"simple geometry!"

Mei a qt

>cant buy the winter skins with credits like you could with the halloween ones

ehhh??

>>162712530
yes you can you goof

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how pure is mercy's lineage?

her being swiss and all givers her some possibility to be related to (((bankers)))

>>162703456
>havent even rolled a handful of christmas items
>already getting 1-2 duplicates per box, some arent even christmas
>finally see that gold aura, hopes high
>its money, hopes gone
t-tis the season haha

>>162712695
>>>>>>>/pol/

anyone have HD screencaps of the new skins yet?

i need them. for reasons.

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>Low on cash but don't want to miss out
>Buy 5 boxes
>Get the only skin I wanted in the third

Feels good man

>>162712942
>spending anything at all

got the pumpkin man and the matching coffin POTG in the first free box

never played the whole event since

>dare to feel like playing support/tank
>can't because you simply can't rely on pub DPS

50 crates:
>Jingle Tracer x1
>Yeti Winston x2
>Nutcracker Zenyatta x1
>Santa Tjorb x1
>Santa Lucio x2
>Ice pharah x3
>Ice Reaper x1
>Rudolph Roadhog x2
>Zarya legendary emote

>Shark Roadhog
>Some legendary Pharah skin
>Explorer winston

Went pretty well desu, I got all the skins I wanted and don't care about the ones I don't have.

That event is pretty dissappointing. Only the Yeti and Nutcracker skins are good and the brawl is shit, but really they always were, Junkensteins Revenger was just a not even barebones GOW horde mode.
Even the nutcracker isn't perfect because you don't even throw the nuts, would be awesome if the made a crack noise or something.

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What does this expression mean?

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>3v3 Antarctic
>Pick Sombra
>Waste time

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>>162713595
It means cute.

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>absolutely terrible with sombra
>16 hours played, 33% win percentage
>still play her the most
>am a liability to my team every match

who /pieceofshit/ here??

>>162713560
Sombras skin is so fucking bad, it looks so rushed and just no thought put into it.

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This is a fun mode

>>162713560
>doesn't like reaper's or pharah's
not cool

I just want the Mei Santa and the mercy victory pose.

>>162713595
Cancer

>Can't enjoy brawl because I just want the damn loot boxes and my team loses

Had 5 loot boxes but only one skin :(

>>162703456
In which situations McCree is a good choice instead of Soldier?

In which situations Zen can be picked instead of Lucio and/or Ana?

In which situations Road can be picked instead of Zarya (asuming that D.Va and Rein are top 2 tanks and you are looking for a third one)?

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Feliz Navidad

>>162714068
Haven't had an even match yet, it's always a stomp one way or another

>>162714131
McCree is more flanking whereas Soldier is more direct. Also McCree is pretty effective from either far away or mid range and has the emergency flash and alternative shot for close range. Really depends on your play style and how the enemy team is organized around the objective.

I'm just curious, would there be interest in seeing a bronze ELO player be shit stream their games?

>get 4 gold medals
>card always for elims or damage
Why does the medals card never show up so I can flame my team

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>anticipating Santa torb ever since release

today I am whole

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pick a hero /owg/

picked one? good.
now look up and you see this

what do?

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>>162713595
>I'm so fucking dead inside all I wanted was a good skin but instead I got this shitty recolor but i'm on the start menu so I should just keep smiling

>>162714327
looks like Mrs claus is gonna get BLACKED when santa torb goes out on his delivery run

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>>162714347
Winston

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>mfw comp rating decays in diamond

>>162714347
Do

>>162714251
Id watch for a bit, inspected a low elo persons profile and their avg damage was like 5k. Im curious to see how that is possible

>>162714392
>Lucio's skin adds a santa hat and it's an Epic
>Mei's skin adds a santa hat but it's a Legendary
I really want to wake up to a world in which we've all suddenly stopped caring about Blizzard or anything they try to present to us and they thus shrivel up and die.

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>>162714327
mfw predicted santa torb, ms santa mei, elf tracer right here on 4chan for lika month ago.
Also said D.Va would get reindeer skin but roadhunk got it instead.

>>162714347
>Reaper
If he's okay with it, sure

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>>162714406
fucking swedes

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what did jeff mean by this?

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>>162714406
>It's a "/pol/ makes a funny original joke" episode

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>>162714347

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>>162714458
Sure you did, anon.

>>162714562
I really love this highlight intro. A shame it's given to a sniper shitter who is completely undesirable to play.

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>>162714545
>10k damage
>6 elims
How many shields did you break/damage, and where'd the elims come from?

>>162714551
>It's a everyone knew this was coming joke

>>162714453
I'd say the damage this is based on games being really fucking one sided. Win or lose, they're normally done in really fast fashion.

I'd say 1/5 is difficult in terms of your actions/accuracy can be the difference between win/lose.

I just realized it's smarter to just rebind winstons jump to right click since he doesn't have an alternate fire

>>162713926
Why is Pharah with both the halloween and the christmas skin a walking corpse? What does it mean?

>>162714686
wtf thanks for the tip anon

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There is literally no situation in which picking Hanzo is a benefit to the team. Convince me otherwise.

>>162714697
That she is dead on the inside because of war PTSD.

>>162714450
Diamond is Unbreakable

>>162714669

deffing on hanamura, it was pretty stale at the first point choke door

there wasnt much oppertunity to hook or kill people so i was on shield break duty

>>162714545
B A L A N C E D
A
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C
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>Tfw new brawl sucks
>Tfw already got most of the skins I want

already ready for a new event. bored of this one.

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>feel like killing myself because massive december depression
>get this
>tfw

>>162714785
Wallhack arrow.

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oh lucio, i need your help with these gingerbread houses
oh woops~
it seems i dropped the tray~

*bends over* exposing her lewd fat chinky cheeks

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Anyone else notice they have drastically different qp/arcade mmr than their actual comp sr?

I was low plat last season, played only 5 games after placements and ended up mid gold

Calibrated at silver s3 and started climbing and am now low gold as i still didn't get the chance to play enough games..

Thing is I'm always paired up with low Diamond/high plat in non comp modes. 1v1s are almost always close matches and qp has mostly everyone else at the same 2800-3100 Sr

Anyone know why this is?

>>162713595
>that neck

Just goes to show Mei isn't actually fat. She just has some huge knockers and birthing hips. Literally made for cuddling

>>162714934
time to pack up and play something else for the whole duration of the event

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Spoiler: We lost

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Waiting for someone to change Widow's model into Pharah for that new dominatrix highlight intro

I know one of you fuckers knows how to do it

>>162714940
... Does nothing remarkable.

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>>162714934
>Get loot box
>open it
>OH SHIT LEGENDARY
>Young Hanzo

>>162714590
>completely undesirable to play.

Says you.

>Roadhog tosses out hook at teammate
>I jump in path and flashbang, stunning him after it connects
>Animation finishes after stun is over, pulling me into him
You can't make this shit up. What's the average IQ at blizzard?

Any PS4 anons want to queue up for lootbox grinding? Currently running through mystery brawl.

>>162715017
>>162715046
/owg/ is a riot tonight

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>>162714990
again, thats just how most Chinese girls look i personally call it "mango face" because they have very rounded cheeks

the bad thing is ameriburgers and euros think that round face = fat

>>162715024
Hmm.

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>>162715017

>you will never be in bronze elo heaven

>>162715056
Snipers are a meme archetype that need to leave multiplayer shooters forever. There is nothing fun about snipers.

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>>162715110
ONE OF YOU KNOWS

>>162715121
>greenpeace gets arrested by the homo police

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>>162715149

Are blizz servers fucked? I've been trying to update my game for the past 5 hours and nothing's happening.

>>162715185
>I have no argument otherwise so I'll reply with a smug picture
We're all very proud of you.

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>>162714869
Alright, I think you passed it onto me.

Volskaya attack, only set foot on A after overtime, got 8k in damage, with 6 elims. Both gold. As roadhog. With a 76.

>>162714847
I know that, but I wanna stay 3200+
tfw Kira never got his quiet life

>>162715057
It works the same with sleep dart, too.

>ana darts soon as she sees hog
>Dart hits during the travel time of the hook
>Ana gets reeled in to a hog snoozing on the floor

Looks retarded as fuck. The hook even disappears so ana just zooms across the map

>>162715017
they're kind of cute

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I'm feeling like just saying fuck it and spend the coins for the zen skin, he's my man. But I know the universe is cruel and the very next lootbox I get will have it.

>>162715149
I think you are having a difficult time differentiating between "I don't find ___ fun" and "___ is not fun"

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>ywn be fishing with Pharah

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>tfw last six no limit matches have been losses
fucking christ blizz, i just want those free loot boxes, ive already done the brawl and 3v3 ones too, add to that your servers are yet again having a meltdown so having to wait 2+mins for each match, im really getting sick of this shit

>>162715149
i dont agree with your statement as a whole, but specifically overwatch then yes snipers are obsolete and unneeded.

especially since the maps are very closed and rather "intimate" as compared to regular FPS maps. case in point where a lot of characters have their attacks centered around shotguns or weapons that work like shotguns, this means that even the devs are aware that the gameplay is very close to medium quarters focused

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>playing 1v1
>torbjorn
>run up ramp
>see other torb
>throw down turret as he throws his down
>he begins hammering away at his as I leave mine immediately and run into the building toward him, around behind and kill him
>every time

They never see it coming.

>1v1
>sombra
>wait a few seconds
>throw down teleporter
>wait a second
>go invisible and wait
>enemy sombra appears in front of my teleporter, gun trained on it waiting
>open fire on her back

Hue.

>get to 3200
>start getting fucking garbage teams, like worse than when I first gold in season 2, get 4 golds when not even doing that well
>lose until I'm back down to 3100

EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR THE LAST WEEK. I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT

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>>162715221
Show me in the screenshot where the sniper tilted you

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>How do I look anon?

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>>162715276
STOP RIGHT THERE CUTE BROWN HOBO GIRL

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WHY

THE

FUCK

IS

THIS

STILL

HAPPENING

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>>162715276
Why Reinhardt is so bad at fishing?

>>162715352
>hana, get your Christmas set together youre up
>but i dun wanna
>you didnt have one for halloween so you need to have one this event

>procrastinates on getting her skin together
>a few hours until release
>just gives up and throws a bunch of lights on the meka

WHY THE FUCK CAN I NEVER WIN IN 1 WINSTON 1V1 EVEN IF IM THE FUCKIGN ONE THAT FUCKING HITS HIM FIRST WITH THE GUN? DOES USING MELEE SOMEHOW BENEFIT THE DAMAGE OUTPUT OR SOMETHING I MEAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>162715439
What am I looking at here, Anon?

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Blizzard further pushing their agenda

So far for christmas skins I have:

McCree
Mei
Reaper
Roadhog
Zarya
Winston

Still missing:

Lucio
Pharah
Sombra
Torbjorn
Tracer
Zenyatta

>>162715439
I don't get it

>>162715514
If you queue for a game immediately after leaving one the queue drops.

>>162703456
Previous thread?

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>>162715531
Notice it's always a blonde white woman.

Gee Mr. Rabbi...

>>162715439
Just give it a sec will you

https://youtu.be/WIBPceCsp5k
when u frag
>>162715439
3v3 is a more wholesome experience stop qping lol

>>162714947
Lucio would destroy that.

Also, Tracer can't resist squeezing it.

>>162715439
>>162715561
Are you off your meds? Just fucking wait for the results screen like a normal person, it takes less than one minute overall.
Alt-tab and shitpost in /owg/ or something while you wait, shit.

>>162715056
widow and hanzo to a lesser extent are the only heroes that force you to double think turning every single corner on the map unless you're playing a tank or walking behind a shield
think about that for a second
instakill mechanics aren't healthy for games that have generally higher TTK

>>162715459
Too loud, probably scares the fish away.

>>162715609
>It's a play on the movie "Love Actually"
>Every character the movie follows is white
>Girl in poster is white

Gee, it must be a jewish conspiracy.

I want to feed my candy cane to elf tracer

>>162715507
Donkey Kong jump on them, does 35 damage per hit. Time jumps for when you need to reload. GGEZ

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>>162715738
Elf Tracer is for HUGS only

Wht did soldier get nothing from the update?

>>162715531
trans-humanism will become a reality, just you fucking wait

>>162715705
Seeing DEFEAT flash up gets me tilted as fuck. There's also no reason to stay around after you lose the game, unless you care about PotG.

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>Roadhunk getting his best epic skin.
>Matches perfectly well with gold gun.

I sure do love christmas

>>162715808
>There's also no reason to stay around after you lose the game, unless you care about PotG.
This.

>>162715706
Anon was saying they are not fun to play though, your point is that they are not fun to have on the opposite team.
I sure as fuck find it fun to shoot someone in the head in the middle of a team fight, or right as they are turning around the corner.

>>162715808
just wait 2 seconds before queing again then...

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>>162715738
i want to win just one more fucking arcade match tonight, on a seven loss streak right now
probably because of the ranked i had last week where i got like 39 eliminations between junk and 76

>>162715778
Elf tracer is for fucking mei out of a legendary.

>>162715732
>getting angry at a typical jew joke

Hi, welcome to the internet. There's this thing called humor.

>>162715850
Good shit, though I'm a little worried it'll look out of place after the season ends.

So who go the best christmas skin?

>>162715808
Nobody likes seeing it, tough shit.

>There's also no reason to stay around after you lose the game

There's no reason to WANT to stay, but the game penalizes you if you don't, doesn't it?
I wouldn't know since I never leave a game after it started, not at any point of it.

>>>162715878
They're both correct, snipers are horrible

Bronze ELO quotes:
>We need a Reinhart because he has a shield which can block the damage

>Instead of another fun PvM gamemode we got one in the chamber from carl on duty

Blizzard is fucking horrible

>>162715945
torb

>>162715945
Tie between Roadhog, Winston, and Pharah.

Sombra's peppermint colors are cute. Nutcracker Zenyatta is nightmare fuel.

>>162715890
Silly anon, Mei got a legendary.

>>162715850
>not wanting the candy cane hook

I dunno m8, I'm quite partial to it, main reason I like the skin actually.

>>162715907
>I-i w-was just joking haha

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>>162715945
Tracer's is CUTE

>>162715983
Since when were bronzes this smart?

>>162715945
winston

>>162715149
snipers are fun to play, but not to play against

>>162716026
I see a reskin priced at a legendary.

>>162716050
PC trigger culture is as toxic as pretending to be retarded.

>>162715983
>gold MMR quotes

"i dont use my shield because its gonna break anyway"

*proceeds to keep charging into the enemy defenses everytime*

Helped my friend climb from silver to gold with Pharah+Zarya/soldier combo, I can feel the holiday spirit. Also climbed to back to plat

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Send help

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Cutest and best pairing

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>mfw there might be dps mains in this thread, RIGHT NOW

>>162715945
Zen.
But Winston got his best.

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>pharah spray
>using a pole twice her size for ice fishing

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Why does Blizzard hate Soldier 76?

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>do well as pharah in comp
>main one focusing med
>angry widow main keeps REEEEEEEEEEing to himself about how pharah's bad and I need to switch
>held gold for elims and damage; out dpsing 76 on team
>am bad apparently
I guess I got brain problems

>>162715945
Zen, giving nuts to these hoes this christmas

>>162716239
you made one mistake
you listened to people who were on tilt

It seems like everybody is getting placed lower this season. Is gold just plat from last season or what?

>>162716062
I actually really dislike the Tracer skin. I wish she'd been a reindeer. Failing that Reinhardt should've been a Reindeer. Why that went to Roadhog instead I'll never know.

Pharah skin is reeeeeally good. On par with her Possessed skin. I really like recolours with a bit of a twist to them. Pity Mercy didn't get anything though, I'd have loved a pretty little silver and white recolour, maybe with a white robe or something

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>>162716207
wrong

>>162716207
would you just fucking stop already?

Nobody want's to see Mei with Junkrat. He is not for relationships and Mei's standards aren't that low.

>>162715996
Well yeah they probably started the Christmas event well before the Halloween event went live, they couldn't know people enjoyed Junkensteins Revenge, if people had hated it then the same thing at Christmas would be a bad move

>open 8 boxes
>finally get a legendary
>non event ana skin

REEEE I ALREADY HAVE A LEGENDARY ANA SKIN I LIKE MORE ANYWAYS

>>162716307
Blizzard artificially lowered everyone's rank to make the distribution better.

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>>162716407
>mfw I placed a rank higher than my S2 rank

>>162716221
>hate soldier 76
>give him the most well rounded kit then buff him into the meta to replace all other DPS

>>162716313
>Why that went to Roadhog instead I'll never know.
Just the biggest/most visible for the red nose schtick.

>>162716313
Doesn't hardt literally mean deer in German?
Fucking blizzard in control

>>162716491
According to google it means "hardy" or "strong".

>>162715961
>but the game penalizes you if you don't, doesn't it?
As soon as you lose or win the leaving penalty is removed. You can time your leaves when the game slows down and the win/lose audio plays.

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What is the reasoning behind winter Hanamura again? Half the map is indoors.

>>162716491
>the anglo saxon term "hard" was based on "deer"

come on man, thats just basic etymology

>>162715808
If you literally can't stand being told the results of the game WHICH YOU HAVE TO KNOW ALREADY TO AVOID, then maybe you need to stop playing.

Go for a walk.
Meditate.
Call some relatives.

Then kill yourself.

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>>162713807

I hate non-canon skins

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tales from bronze

>>162716727
>he hates every skin except default
Why do you even play this game then?

>>162716727
Same.

>>162716763
I play the game because of reasons that are not the skins.

>>162716685
You're going to have to leave the game anyways because staying will just lead to more loses.

Might as well leave as fast as possible.

>>162715945
Zenyatta. I like Reaper's though, it's thematic without being too over the top and the cryo effect looks pretty cool.

>>162716761
but you're playing junkrat

>>162716668
King's Row is just as bad, the outside parts look good, but 90% of the gameplay happens on the last bend before the last point, indoors.

I've had one match where we had an attack Mercy, an attack Lucio, and a support Soldier on our team, and we still steamrolled to the warehouse in a ~minute. Seeing the Soldier run around doing nothing but drop the biotic field whenever he can was hilarious.

I'm so fucking salty today. Can someone please post some OW lewds to calm me down?

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>>162715808
>Seeing DEFEAT flash up gets me tilted as fuck.

There are the waifufags, the sickos, the freaks and the idiots on /owg/. And then there's you, you are fucking lower than all the shitters on this general, calling you an autistic loser would be an insult to actual autistic losers IN THIS VERY THREAD.

Even telling you to kill yourself would be an insult towards the energy that you would need to waste in order to off yourself with.

>>162716761
>that 4 star on the ememy team
holy shit rip

>>162716895
Shut up

I was like 2700 both season 1 and 2.

how hard would it be to get to bronze this season? Is it pretty much impossible no matter how bad i do?

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[heavy breathing]

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>>162716881

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>let's give Zarya sleeves and dandruff and call it an epic for 750 credits

>Looks at you
>Freezes you
>One-hits you
How balanced!

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>>162715482
This is deviantart-tier autism

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>>162703456
I want a D.VA-centric event where everyone is D.VA
t. D.VAutist

>>162717061
But they nerfed fan the hammer

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>>162716881

>>162716869
I'm Rein

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>>162717134
You fucking delete this shit

I almost forgot this abomination existed

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Why literally raping an omnic is still acceptable?

>>162714697
They realize her state in the meta.

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>>162715945
pharah,the flying icicle

>no LE GRUMPY UGLY SWEATER DAD xDDD skin
>no PVE game mode
Reddit sure got BTFO with this update.

>>162717226
mcree has ugly sweater spray, its better that nothing

>>162717226
There is literally nothing reddit about either of these things

Please don't post again

anyone on ps4 want to team up so we can grind with that 20% bonus xp

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>>162717293
Made a teary post about it on official forums yet?

>>162717226
I wanted the sweater skin and I dislike reddit usually

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>>162717209
Pharah is pure, delete that.

I like the dashing through the snow tracer line

>>162717191
hanzo straight up merc'd an omnigga in his cinematic an no one batted an eye

>>162717123
I'd like that, as long as it was out of mech D.VA

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>second event edit of Pharah's default skin
>on first skin she was a zombie
>now she's a frozen corpse
What did they mean by this?

>Roadhog
>Rein
>Dva
>Ana
>Other healer
>Soldier

Is Kaplan aware that this shit is every game? Has he acknowledged than Ana is currently ruining the game?

>>162717530
Trying to appeal to waifufags, probably because they immediately latched on to the dead blueberry.

>>162717572
Is Kaplan aware that every game in quick play has a hanzo and symmetra in it and it is ruining the game?

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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I usually set a limit for how much I actually spend money on these seasonal events but playing today has actually made me want to break that rule.

it seem like every fucking game even in quickplay there's a giant dva that no one can fucking kill and an ana that no one can flank healing her and on top of that my teammates keep picking the stupidest shit. trying to grid for these things in this current meta has been like pulling teeth every other game.

and I've only been able to get like half of the stuff I really wanted, so talk me out of/into buying more senpai

>>162717135
oh, my condolences

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>>162717572

Keep crying, bitch nigga.

>>162717209
source

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>buy 50 boxes
>first box is a dreidel icon

Never using anything else

>>162717658
They seem to be absolutely retarded when it comes to timing patches, first releasing Sombra during S2 making it impossible to play, now releasing Symmetra along the winter event ruining the holiday atmosphere with people trying her out.

>>162717659
As a silver-shitter, it comforts me to know that this shit still happens in the high ranks

>>162717660
If you keep spending money on a game you've effectively bought, you're rewarding blizzard for their fucked up gambling loot boxes.

Considering the event is one day and you're half way through the stuff, the next week's loot boxes will get the rest.

Just don't spend the money.

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Pharah's blue eyes.

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>play the new brawl
>absouletly raped for 2 hours
>can barely get a single kill through entire matches
>finally win one and get the loot box
>"thank god I will never touch this shit again"
>accidentally look at the achievement list
>WIN a match to 3-0
>KILL 4 players without missing
>KILL 3 players who are picking up snow
>KILL someone from 25 meters
I feel I will play this mode exclusively until january 2 and still won't get any of them.

>new voiceline of widowmaker makes her moan in japanese version
MY
FUCKING
DICK

>>162717435
ofc she's pure, its because her mom is also too
can't you see they are purifying each other to preserve that holy state?

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>>162703456
Is it safe to play comp on EU (diamond/masters games) or is it full or torbs and symmetras memeing around?

>>162717797
I'm willing to bet they just lifted the icicles from WoW or something, no way they'd go through all that effort for an epic, in the same event Mei got her "legendary".

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>>162717883
They did.
It's just they know Pharah is a better girl.

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>>162717840
are you a shitter?
it literally took me 1hour playtime in that mode for all 3 achievements
just go in the building with all the stairs and sneak around there and wait till you hear someone reload then go out and whap that's also how i got the 4 kills without dying in the same game

>>162717793
yeaaaa that's fair..... maybe it'll get better once the people who usually never play this game get off the bandwagon

like, I know it's kind of a shitty business practice but I really like some of the skins this time around. I've always heard that if you're going to do any kind of gambling you should always set and stick to a limit so I guess ill keep going

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>>162717765
>ruining the holiday atmosphere with people trying her out
??????????????????

>>162717770
its like the novelty of competetive worn out and no one cares after reaching master anymore.

>>162717938
Probably, I'm in platinum. I heard you can even die between kills if you don't break the don't miss rule and I can't even do it that way. I even miss point blank shots.

>>162717481
Yeah vut there's non canon reasons for that. Overwatch has a low teen rating so they can't show bloody violence, no problem showing a robot getting destroyed though

>>162717797
>fucking Copperplate Gothic on the Hoof & Haunch sign

Blizzard's laziness and jewishness keeps surprising me day after day.

>>162718026
>want to play holiday event casually
>every game mode is unplayable because of all the symmetras and torbs

>>162717530
Pharah players are Quake players.
And Quake has pretty much frozen over.

>new event
>dont increase server load

lemme just lag through this entire event like ok wtf

>>162717797
I thought her face looked better in that skin for some reason, this is it, thanks anon.

>>162717765

I wouldn't say it's ruining the "holiday atmosphere," but it is ruining QuickPlay.

>>162718118
reddit told me my game is perfect, fuck off you toxic shit lord

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Hana's Hanas

>>162718134
It's because she isn't black

>>162718094
So get Winston's yeti skin and bully Symmetra

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>>162718201
She never was.

>>162718206
>tfw can finally get the achievement to kill 10 turrets without dying

>>162718201
I love you /vg/, never change.

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>>162718179
>Annyeong!

>>162718325
>you will never have a hot korean gamer gf

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>>162718325
Hi~

>get gold elims as hanzo, a vast majority of which are quick solo kills, which means I didn't help their healers build ult a shit ton for every elim I got (which may have just been a fucking tap on an already heavily injured enemy for the other classes)
>all the ones that weren't solo kills are 60+ contribution
>people still bitch and complain about hanzo, but only if you lose

Complaining about a hanzo is the easiest way for shitters to excuse themselves from any responsibility

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>>162718420
>tfw you share a main with Brianna Wu

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Oh god yes, my fucking dick. On the first day to boot

>>162718518
Can't be helped when the majority of Hanzo players are literally underaged weaboos tryharding like fuck.

How the fuck does one stay Platinum in this season? It seems like a win gives more SR than a loss, so even if one has 50% winrate, they still win gain SR. Add in a few winstreaks, and that's an easy rank up.

I am 97-95-10 this season, started at 2620, and I am now at 3063. Blizzard was very generous with the ranking system.

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>>162718518
>I can play a sniper good!
okay kiddo

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>spent all night playing to get a wild Widowmaker POTG
>POTG all go to tickleyetis or symm turrets

Feels bad man

>>162718702
That's right, only children play snipers! xD

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>"Can we not have two fucking snipers on Attack?"
>Hanzo and Widow refuse to switch
>Roadhog switches to Junkrat
>mfw

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>>162717041
>lets recolor the default outfit, add a santa hat and charge 3,000 credits

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mccree outta control, no end in sight for dva buffs, soldier buffed to be viable next to mccree, symmetra buffed into retardation

when will the powercreep stop?

>>162718518
Hanzo is literally useless even if you're good with him. The only thing he has going for him are bullshit hitboxes on his arrows. When they did a patch that fixed his hitboxes they had to revert it because he was so dogshit.

If you're so good at aiming, play McCree or Ana. You know, actually useful heroes.

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>its another team picks zarya roadhog defense and enemy team just walks past them episode

>>162718867
Mei doesn't deserve shit but a trip to the gallows

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>it's an NA server with 12 Australians episode

No wonder I stopped playing this game

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AYYYYYYYYYYY

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>How will we finally get widows to stop being shit
>Make them try really hard just to maybe see their waifu punch and step on them

Genius, really.

just got a 144hz monitor
>feelsgoodman

>>162718867
laziness fucking skin ever, like sure she turns into a snowman with her L shift but thats it.

>>162718973
>widow
>hottest

Unbelievable..

>Everyone is playing Symmetra now
REEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY HERO

>>162718973
kek

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>Symmetra is a "support" hero
>With more DPS than half of the offense heroes
>With more utility than half the other support heroes

Nice game Blizzard

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>>162718973

>>162719029
I like how people try to justify the mei-rry skin being a legendary because of the snowman ice block.

>want to buy a SKIN
>as in change thier goddamn appearance
>skin is just a fucking recolor at x3 the price it's even worth
>buh buh but you turn into a snowman with your ability :D

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>>162718420
>Who is thi-
>google
>gaymer gate
Fucking come on now

>>162718973
and people wonder why blizzard doesn't listen to the community.

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mfw we will never get a skin like this

>>162719270
t-b-h Zarya's emote is 3K as well

Any template for the Christmas stuff ?

>>162719343
Zarya's emote is three-in-one.

>browsing the thread
>all these anons in bronze

Holy fucking shit... I thought bronze and silver rank was a myth told by GMs to scare diamond players.

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>>162718898
>Go zarya
>friendly goes roadhog
>walk right past the enemy at full charge
whew

>>162718960
Good on ya, that and zen's are about the only two I really want.
>tfw zarya main
>tfw she gets frosbite and dandruff as a skin
>>when she already has a winter jacket they could've re-colored

>>162719389

I am a hilariously bad shitter with zero mechanical skill yet I am in 3300. Literally just play what your team needs.

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>tfw Symmetra is improved now but still won't see much play because there are only 6 slots and no room for utility sluts like her and Sombra

>>162718518
if you did well on hanzo, you could've done so much more on 76 / mccree
all he was ever good for is oneshotting squishies
you'll never delete a dva/rein in time, thus Hanzo has zero value
t. hanzo main

>>162712695
>is """Swiss""
>speaks Hochdeutsch (and with no accent at all)
yeah nah she's not Swiss
t. Swiss

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>>162718973
>You were about to kiss the monitor, right?
Garol's a funny guy.

>not wanting to get dommed by your waifu
Ahri is a fucking pleb.

>>162719467
Sym does surprisingly well on defense maps like Eichenwalde and King's Row, due to the narrow corridors and many buildings where to hide your teleporter/shield generator

Still, i would much rather have a Mercy take her place.

Is there a wallpaper of Witch Mercy doing the mistletoe pose yet

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>>162719324
Theres a lot of things we'll never get, anon

>>162719467

>Any room for anything that's not three tanks, soldier, and two healsluts

Lmao enjoy your plat.

>>162719456
>I am a hilariously bad shitter with zero mechanical skill yet I am in 3300

same. although I wish I could turn my ego off and just dick around on fun heroes with my friends who are silver. I guess there's still quickplay.

>>162718973
this is beyond pathetic

>>162716956
hes right you faggot

>Got this awesome Trombone skin I'll never use because he's PU trash

lmao @ ur tinfoil turret

>>162711921
my 2nd holiday box had a DUPLICATE legendary skin. mine's worse

also
>tfw 11k coins saved up and can buy the 3 skins you really want
safety net

>>162719154
symmetra still sucks ass and ruins games

>>162719771

>Symmetra
>Turret dwarf and the literal turret
>Junk
>Phara
>Worse Dva Wilson
>Mercy

Throw tier.

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>>162719771
>suck symmetra's ass
way ahead of you famalam

>>162719531
she's good in those consistent phases at the start but when the important teamfights happen and ults get dropped she sucks. teleporter on first point defense is still good but beyond that it's just too easy to roll over her.

>>162718973
and u guys complain that the gays ruin the game

>new Pharah skin makes her rockets look *even more* like tampons

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>hanamura
>anubis
>anubis
>dorado
>anubis

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>>162719916
>Her rockets aren't icicles
ONE JOB

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>>162719859
I refuse to play comp because I am so close to Masters and I am afraid I will get some torbs and syms in enough games to get deported back to low diamond.

>>162719324
>>162719543
Rein will never have a skin without armour, deal with it

>triple kill potg with junkrat 1 second into the game
Thanks Rein for the firestrike.

Ok so... Mei's Christmas skin, but the bottom of the jacket is all one length instead of the splits at the sides, and her pants are white instead of red.

Is that better?

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>>162719939
>Watchpoint: Antarctica
>Watchpoint: Antarctica
>Watchpoint: Antarctica
>Watchpoint: Antarctica
>Watchpoint: Antarctica

JUST LET ME WIN ONE FUCKING GAME OF MEI'S SHITTY SNOWBALL FIGHT SO I CAN GET THE FREE LOOTBOX AND FUCK OFF FROM IT FOREVER


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

>>162719969
Okay anon we will turn them into icicles.

But we'll have to bump the price from 750 to 3000 ;)

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>''You know the tradition, Anon!''

>>162717041
The tacticool camo looks cool.

I love it.

Played a bit of new Symmetra in QP. Gold elims and POTG left and right. And I'm playing with people around high plat-diamond, I can't even imagine how OP she is around bronze MMR or on console.

How long until the nerf?