/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

hi i liek gta post gta plz

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>>162700376
>Patch notes for 1.36
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727

>Latest added content
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60065/CEO-Bonuses-this-Weekend-Double-GTA-and-RP-Modes-50-Off-Executive-Offi

Alright it's been out for over 12 hours now and everyone has had a chance to mess with it, what's everyone's verdict on the update?

>>162700558
gay

>>162700558
FUN AF
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I GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT

>>162699775
Because you can do some really cheeky bullshit with the 2k's jump.
>Handbrake to put the car into a slide
>Jump after somewhat of a 180 and keep the momentum going while facing pursuers
>Homing missile
>Parachute to regain control, lockon, and straighten out

>more freeroam activities is always good
>car theft is feels a lot less grindy than solo crates
>60 car garage isn't just amazing storage but looks great too
>the new regular cars are nice
>the vehicle warehouse looks really cool and the special vehicle display room is a nice touch

Honestly I can't think of any real complaints. Yea, the special vehicle prices are a little steep, but I also remember that means they won't be like armored Kuruma and owned by every shitter in the city. Ramp car and Phantom shouldn't be so fragile

>>162700376
>>162700310
can you actually glide all the way from that end of the map to the city from just the mountains height with that car?

that seems impossible

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>still can't play grasp because either I'm In an F18 hangar or doing something productive
Oh well, are there skids online? I feel like going on Valkyrie fun.. I'm willing to fly anyone even if I hate your guts if it means I get to have fun.

>>162700558
The new turf war game is awesome.

>>162700558
rocket

car

So why are people bitching about the payouts? These vehicles seem pretty effortless to acquire, at least for the moment no one is griefing others. Way better than making 3 boring crate pickups or one pickup in a Surfer up in the desert

>>162700834
I was bitching about prices earlier but after first hand experience I have adapted your attitude and am glad they aren't cheap

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>>162701178

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>>162700558
Flatout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUQYqiq6zfQ

>>162701314
I didn't know they released this update for the PS3 also :^]

>>162700558
Cant enjoy most of it because my game just crashes when I get in my warehouse...

does anyone know if selling cars with more players in the session increase the payout?

>go do ramp car discount mission
>set it to easy because I just want the discount and don't care about payout
>finally get someone to join
>figure since they are a rando that they should drive the car designed for slamming into everything
>pick up the heist crew
>idiot rando constantly clips me with the ramp
>Rumpo tips over every single time
>retard never gets the message
>finally get to the drop off
>gun down retard when we spawn in freeroam

At least the following missions will be rarer and hopefully not attract so much trash

I thought we were getting two ruiners?

>>162700558
I dig it. Easy money, fun toys, nice new cars (mostly)

>>162701746

No

>>162702202
We did.
We got the mission version and the player owned version.

>Sourced a car with "B055" plates
Thought of you Blater.

Can you use the Rocket Voltic in free roam?
Can you use it in challenges?

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>>162702353
Thanks, I always think of me, too.

So, how much better is the pay for collections ? Are they really worth it ?

If I steal loads of cars without selling them right away, is there anything that can make me lose the cars?

>>162703146
No. They are exactly like crates. Except they are not crates but cars.

can you do the car selling solo?

But can you drive around the cars as your own after stealing them?

>>162703424
Only one at a time. You need 4 if you sell collections.

>>162703561
No

So what needs to be done besides MASSIVE increase to ramp car durability?

Someone make a webm of Rocket voltic going full speed against ramp/plow cars

>failed to find compatible GTA online session for crew members

>all day

i just wanna screw around with special cars

anybody with a ramp car wanna pair up with my rocket voltic?

>>162703678
have you guys tried buying the max armor upgrade?

before i did that, my tron bike was catching on fire and exploding every 5 minutes from the damage of me hitting shit at such high speeds

>walk into the office
>my secretary immediately looks like I'm about to gun her down

So are there any money hacks working again yet?

>>162704054

>buying upgrades for warstock and pegasus vehicles

nigger what

post good looking female avatars so i can show my friend

>>162704540
Some of the special vehicles are moddable at southern san andreas autos

>>162704540
They aren't Pegasus vehicles

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Fucking assholes like this crew remember ruining sales.

Then he continues to be around and annoys me personally for calling him out on this.

>>162704742
>null so mad can't even write properly ingame chat
>she is so mad she can't even post properly

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>>162704840

>she

>>162704540
>>162692536

Why is my laptop at the warehouse only able to access one website and not the fucking site that allows me to find more cars to steal and deliver to the warehouse?

>>162704871
she sent me her nudes, i can confirm

so how is everyone affording all this shit
r* took 19 mil of my hard earned menubux sometime after biker update

>>162704935
Because fuck you go and drive/fly back to waste time.

>>162704942
you gonna share senpai?

>>162704217
No, the guy for akuma said he's too busy to make an update.

>>162704976
By doing 3-4 hours TT sessions for around 5 days.
Easy 165 mil

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POST SWAG OUTFITS

Am I the only one who likes the new clothes? it has an Odd Future type vibe to it

>Find a new session, can't move or type. Can only access the escape menu and the alt+f4 quit menu.
Hurray for new bugs

>>162705021
but she told me not to share with /gtag/

whats the button for the parachute for ruiner 2000 on keyboard and mouse?

>>162705131
i got in to a TT session, left my PC do the thing while i went to bed

i woke up to 50 mil but everyone in the session left about an hour or two after a while i went to bed.

>>162705365
you have to delete system 32 to use the parachute

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>>162700558
MUCH more profitable than CEO/Bikers, so big thumbs up from me

>>162705365
Try X

Any xbone fags here? I want to make a good crew of atleast 4, as many people I can get so we can all make alot of denaro. It's alot more fun and profitable with a group.

Message me at my GT: M0STLYT0ASTLY

>>162705131
>>162705382
im assuming this is some forums money closed money drop?

>>162705382
I just turn off in-game sounds|music, start TT and watch Ash vs The Dead or Westworld. TT is doing its thing on the background.

>steal this cargobob from marines who dont miss
>now use it to steal this car on a tiny island
>surrounded by NPCs who dont miss
>now use your smoking half-dead cargobob that shits itself every few seconds to deliver the car
>no you cant just drive the car, use the cargobob
>oh and four star wanted level

Fuck this shit, I cant wait for menus to update

>>162704742
somebody is really mad over nothing

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Is it just me or does this thing feel really fast? Like, possibly best in class fast

>>162705791
git gud

>>162705594
I looked you up earlier but there was no results

>>162705828

its very slow but handles well

What is the stupidest name I can give an organization?

can someone help me evolve my haunter?

>>162705862

My bad put a space like so

M0STLY T0ASTLY

>>162705889
Anonymous

>>162705798
T. Musclememory.exe

>>162705853
>memebot script

>>162705682
That's what i do most of the time but it works only if you have the game focused. Browsing the internet with it running is hell

>>162705889
An Organization

>>162704742
you go around bumping your cars into every fucking gtag you see. serves you right

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>>162704742
>he doesn't like airshows

>>162704742
lol
it's a nullphaggot gets BTFO episode

>>162705948
sure post friend code

MuscleMemory.exe, you're on notice

Ram another gtag with a godmode laser again and you're gone. You're griefing.

>>162704742
by the way I'm not trying to annoy you, and I definitely did not mean to hit you (though I should've been more careful)

>>162704201
You have conditioned her well

>>162706213
>>162706214

>>162706213
>godmode
menus aren't even working rn.
the main reason why I took no damage was because of lag, on my screen I didn't even make contact.

>>162706213

fuck off nullphaggot, you're the only one that ever brings up """""greifing"""""

>>162706324
Was godmoded last night when you ran into and killed tonks.

Any crew car selling session going on? I need people to help me export cars pls ;_;

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>>162705178
nobody?

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>answering phone and shooting rockets on Buzzard is the same button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiKtBVUDh64

>>162706213
nullphaggot, you're on notice

imitate another gtag official with crew ranking and you're gone. You're greifing

remember when everyone hated null? why are you giving this whore any attention at all?

>>162706550
fuck off I'm doing mc sales

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>>162706521
>three stars right away
did you hit a cop car of all cars?

>>162706423
because that was prior to the update, since the update was released menus no longer work

>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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>>162706550
He knocked me and Tonks over a few times last night and I have had numerous complaints about it. It's not that bad of a griefing but it is none the less, it gets annoying. Just fair warning.

>>162706764
Well just cut it out on gtag, I have had at least 5 people complain about it.

>>162705828
I mean, Elegy is already best in class.

>>162700558
worth it just for the easily accessible mechanic in the office.

>>162706829
Post your full desktop nigger

>>162706878

Schafter V12 called, you're gay

>>162706829
>He knocked me and Tonks over a few times
you do this to gtag too, why should anyone care if someone does it back to you?

>>162706127
https://www.youtube com/watch?v=mCobXpr2g9s

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>>162706061
>Couldn't think of a name at first, went with default "An Organization"
>Find out afterwords it costs $250,000 to change

>>162706968
wasnt it 50k for a while?

>>162705791
>Do this with a teammate
>Spend half the mission flying sideways while he shoots at the helicopters
This worked surprisingly well. Most helicopters can't move sideways too quickly without automatically yawing in the direction you're moving.

>>162706958
wow you sure showed me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImZU2GayOJQ

>>162706953
Literally wrong

>>162707132
meant for
>>162706961

>>162706953
Schafter is a different class completely, anon...

>>162706829
>Well just cut it out
cut out what exactly, hitting people with a jet?

>>162707086
It was free when VIP was the only mode and you had to name it every time

>>162706829
nullphaggot, you're on double notice

imitate another gtag official with crew ranking and you're gone. You're greifing

>"The Union Depository is the most difficult thing to raid ever, you'd need a trillion dollars in equipment and the best trained team known to man to accomplish it" - Lester
>some guys I never heard of did it in an afternoon with a van and a ramp car

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Posting this again, maybe for the last time

Currently working on a /GTAG/ collage, with pictures of characters.
Reply to this post if you want in, with a picture of your character.

RULES:

-No hud
-Frontal, full body pic
-(Optional) Equip your favorite weapon, be at your favorite location, do an emote (DOESN'T MATTER)

I'm almost done with it, hence why this is the last time I'm posting this.
If you want you can also message me on social club or Steam (-Snapdragon).

>>162707435
>the Union Depository has never been robbed
>2 weeks prior some plebs did it with a van and a ramp car

The continuity between Online and V was thrown out years ago since no one actually gives a shit about SP

>>162707435
It all makes fucking sense now.

>>162707540
Snap for the people you already took pictures of do we have to reapply?

>>162707583

?? Who robbed it? Was this in the trailer or something?

>>162707594
If you want to submit a picture of your choosing, I guess it's fine. I took most of the pictures myself because afterwards I edited them in the Rockstar Editor, and they all have the same style (so it looks nicer).
Send me another pic if you want though, I'll see what I can do.

>>162707686
The first special vehicle mission has you pick up some nobody robbers in a Rumpo from the Union Depository that they just robbed. Then your partner in the ramp car clears the escape route

>>162707435
Why do you think security was ramped up by the time the boys get around to it?

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>>162707540
Let me know if you like it, Snap. I could do more to fit your theme.

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>>162707583
>>162707435
>these literally who robbers didn't even have a plan
>they called SecuroServ for help AFTER robbing the bank

>>162707898
Lester says the UD has NEVER been robbed before and that it's not possible.

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>>162707996
>They gave you less than $20,000 for saving their incompetent asses

>>162700558
I was in it for the 60 car garage and I'm throughly impressed. The ability to drive right into my office is also greatly appreciated.

Car theft isn't the best money, but it's a hell of a lot more entertaining than crate grinding, and the warehouse full of cars looks cool. I also like the secret room underground for the special vehicles. Price on those is pretty high but what are you gonna do? They are a sale to look forward to at least

How are you guys setting up your garages? Are you a minimalist and moving everything to your office? Or are you organizing by theme?

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>>162707947
That's really good actually, will edit it in.

On a side note, I'm going to bed but yall just keep posting pics, I'll check back again tomorrow.

>>162706521
>KBM doesn't have problems like this
>But controllers let you aim and shoot while the interaction menu is open
I hate not having one option be universally better. I always feel like I'd be better off with the other option.

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>>162707435
>you require a special helicopter to carry the gold out
>a bunch of guys with duffel bags can do the same thing without effort

>theres actually a "request special vehicle" thing now in the vehicles section of the menu to get KITT or whatever delivered straight to you

>its grayed out and just says i need to wait 5 minutes... forever

FUCK

>>162708610
It's five minute s from when you stopped using the last IE vehicle.

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the rocket voltic has to be one of the best things davidstar has added to the game

>>162708610
oh its not like normal personal vehicle requests where it can be transported across the map, you have to destroy it or have it still in your underground garage, and wait 5 minutes

sweet tho fuck yes, cant believe i missed this shit all this time

>>162708702
Holy fuck why did I uninstall this.

It's beautiful

>>162708702
rockstar will never bring back the jetpack. but this comes close

>spend 5 million dollars on a warehouse and car thieving license
>to steal a futo with a 1 star wanted level
>sell it for 20k

TROLLED

Is there any way to sell a CEO warehouse? I've got an extra that I never use.

>>162708449
>Completely unprepared guys find the millions of dollars of gold bars
>"Oh, shit, how are we gonna carry these?"
>Shove a few in their bags and leave the rest

>>162707435
for all you know their total take was 100k, not even including what they paid you

Scriptfag here, holy shit this update introduces so many vulnerable variables

>triggers for almost every single car mod being free
>the sell amount for vehicles doesnt have a hard cap
>remove tracker option for every expensive vehicle in the game
>ramp effect isnt unique to its vehicles, can be put on any car
>doesnt appear to be any security triggers for any of this

Its so bad and blatant it almost feels like bait

Expect menus within the coming weeks to offer 999 million sales for import/export cars

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>>162708702
Can you stay in the air indefinitely this way? If you're careful, can you control yourself enough to fly to wherever your destination is?

>>162709380
>secretary tells you they got so much all four of them retired

>>162709442
That's because it is bait, baka.

>>162709442
>remove tracker option for every expensive vehicle in the game
Does it actually do anything, though, or is it just a meaningless but necessary step to explain why you can sell expensive vehicles?

Anyway, can't wait for Scripthook to be updated so I can fuck around with the new toys in singleplayer.

>>162709475
no, rocket only recharges after wheels make contact with ground. He hit building to start recharge.

>>162709442
If it's too good to be true.
It probably is.

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>>162707540

>Simeon calls me offering 3k to steal a Rancher

I think you might be out of your fucking element here buddy

why would anyone want to play with gtag? nothing but ugly manlets with anger issues.

>>162709826
I really expected them to turn him off after this update.

I haven't seen a single person do a simeon mission in 3 years. They removed the HVC mini game who knows how long ago. Yet this smug cunt is still calling me.

R* pls.

>>162709868
Because of magical moments like trying to use a cheese wedge as a ramp to send a rocket car onto a yacht across the sea.

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>>162709868
Thats not true, the few of them are just overly vocal though

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>>162709868
kys

>>162710023
>a literal beta-orbiter thinking he's above ugly manlets

lmao

>>162710023
nice black mask you edgy cunt

>the ramp mission doesnt even really require the ramp car, you can just drive the van in and around the cops

>>162709868
Some of us are hot shit.
>>162702801

>can only put new Pegasus vehicles in the warehouse basement
Damn, I wanted to put my tank and shit down there.

>>162702801
>those hairy arms and neck

purge of non-whites from gtag fucking when?

>>162710138
but he is a manlet with anger issues

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>>162710065
>>162710098
show me your tiny balls fampais

>>162709217
Anyone?

>>162710241
Are you saying white's aren't hairy?

>>162710279
You first twink boi

>>162710241
>white people don't have hair
White people, your village idiot is loose again.

Well this update made me realize why they made those Lamar missions back in the lowrider update; It was their way of letting us test the cars. I don't know why it took me so long to realize it. It's the same thing with the special vehicle missions. They don't pay dick but they lets you get a taste of the new strain of crack they've made.

>>162708702
Do you need a warehouse to buy it? Looks awesome.

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>>162704717
This post had no (You)s
Kek

>>162710241
you gay?

>>162710241
That's literally the perfect amount of arm hair.

>>162710393
And yet we can't spawn the special vehicles in creator mode. I was so excited to test them out, but I've still only used a few of them so far. I wanted to spawn them in singleplayer with mods, but I forgot that scripthook would stop working with the update, so I'll have to wait for it to be updated.

>>162710393
Hydraulics were in the game from the beginning dude. You just had to use a save editor to get them.

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>>162710028

>fake tits

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artist always tell the truth

>>162710629

Maybe if you keep spamming this garbage you'll become a meme, whoever you are

>>162710629
>still buttblasted with samson

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>>162710665
it's ME catower!

>>162710701
over what?

So it turns out the ruiner 2k can survive kamikaze planes. Some fag rammed me while I was gliding off chiliad with a stunt plane and it was perfectly fine minus needing to redeploy the parachute.

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>>162707540

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>>162710701
Please don't use my name without the intention of memeing

>>162711048
tfw want this but dont want to spend 4M because i'll be broke for next update that way as i hate this ceo/mc/car grinding shit

>>162711167
stop using my name

>>162711205

The next update wont be for at least a month, you can't make your money back by then?

>>162708346

Sedans, vans, and SUVs (COMPANY CAR TIER) on level 1, sports classics and muscle cars on level 2, sports and supers on level 3.

Levels 1 and 3 still have room, 2 is full.

Straggler cars that fit neither bill strewn about my other properties, 2 of my garages that were full a day ago are now completely empty and one only has one vehicle left in it, which is just an Elegy I ordered now that I have the space so I can customize it later when I get my bankroll back up after blowing it all on special meme vehicles.

My autism knows no bounds.

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>>162711219
I am Samson, who are you?

How much is the Elegy custom upgrade again?

>>162711205
It's sweet, but honestly I think the voltic is way more fun for the money, and a lot more useful at that.

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>>162711473

Gan Ning, motherfucker

>>162711519
~800k

>>162711519
900k

>>162708346

Trying to do themes.

Before the update I had:

Blacked out luxury car apartment
Average city cars apartment
Redneck house in Paleto Bay
Choppers/classic bikes at my clubhouse near the redneck house
Muscle car garage and sports classics garage in the industrial part of town
Supers near the airport

Now I moved all the supers/high end sports into my office, and I'm not sure what to do with the rest. I might turn the old supers garage into a PMC/military garage, but I dunno what after that.

I was thinking of moving my sports classics into the office and organizing everything by country. i.e. Ocelot/Progen on one floor, Truffade on another, Italy would get it's own garage sorted between Pegassi/Grotti/Lampadati.

>>162710239
>fill it up with 50 different buses bought in 2013

Would be funny at least

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>>162707540

>>162711205
>next update

It was over 2 months in between this and bikers, I'd say there's gonna be a big gap between this and whatever is next

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R8

nvm the quality, used paint to make it smaller

>>162711815
GTA:SA/10

>>162708346
Floor 1 will be high end sedans/coupes and tame looking super/sports

Floor 2 will be classics and floor 3 will be for the more wild looking sports and supers

Regular garages will just be misc stuff that doesn't look right in a showroom

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>NullPhaggot has rammed into and annoyed several GTAG players on several occasions

>One guy accidentally rams him with a jet and he cries like an autistic 12 year old

>>162705791

You can drive the car though.

I got one of those today. I called in my Pegasus cargobob, and when I got in the objective changed to get the car. (Which surprised me, I thought it was going to be like fucking Defender where it forces you to use the specific helicopter they give you even if you have your own)

I fly over and pick up the car, the whole time getting pounded in the ass by Merryweather units on the flotilla. Cargobob is smoking and nearly stalls into the water as I rush to shore. I figure I'll emergency drop the car as soon as I can and ditch the helo, see two Buzzards spawn on the radar in pursuit.

Drop the car, land the Cargobob, get in the car, it takes 3 seconds to start. I sit there for 3 seconds wondering if Cuckstar threw in the most retarded mission of all time by expecting you to keep the Cargobob the entire time through aimhax god boys and Buzzard spawns, car starts up and I speed off just in time to avoid 2 streams of Buzzard minigun fire.

THATS MY COOL STORY THANKS FOR READING

>>162712120
>One guy accidentally rams him with a jet
Say that to the 5 other people that complained about him doing just that.

>>162712010

A lot of stuff doesn't even look right in a high end apartment garage.

Time to reinvest in medium and low end apartments because space is no longer an issue and they're comfy as fuck.

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What did R mean by this?

>>162712367
I was honestly boggled trying to figure out what I was going to do with 120 fucking car slots until I realized that this is the new cool kid thing to do.

>>162709509

They could be bad at math and planning. "WOW 25K EACH THAT'S SO MUCH MONEY WE NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN!"

They are definitely bad at planning since they got their asses penned in by cops and had to call Securoserve to bail them out with ramp cars.

>>162712448
Seems like what repair costs should've been since the beginning. Maybe you clumsy buttmunches would be better drivers.

I'm seeing a bunch of old names I recognize in the pending requests.
Post yer names so I can't get yelled at by some faggot higher up.

>>162712543

This. Get good, scrub.

>>162712543
>11000 dollars to repair body damage
>no engine repair required

In what universe?

>>162712617

The HD universe.

>>162712597
add me

Blater.Wanco

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>>162712214
>Null has rammed into and annoyed more than 5 GTAG members

>He complains when other people do what he has done

>He's a hypocrite

>>162708702

>People were telling me the rocket voltic was lame and underwhelming
>Buy one anyway
>Tear around the city rocketing off every jump I can think of, plus some improvised, having tons of fun flying clear over buildings and massive distances

Do not mislead me again

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>>162712543
>car with jet engine mounted in the trunk
>drive carefully

>>162712617
Wow nevermind

http://www.evolutionm.net/forums/loft-evom-car-talk-corner/147572-me-elise-wrecked-cost-repair-18-000-a.html

It turns out 11k for damage like that is a steal

>>162712820
Drive carefully into the ocean

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>>162712748
>5-6 people hitting each other
>join in the fun
>Cat suddenly blows up our cars and kills me several times then goes passive when she loses the advantage
>still in crew

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>>162712748
>all the gtag girls fall from grace

but catower is forever

>>162712859
>>162712748
How are you guys all in one session together, for whatever reason joining crew session puts me by myself

>>162712859
Hi samson, last score was you killed me 5 times and I killed you 6 times, cry more about it.

>>162712868
Leave Margaret alone!

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>>162712868

>>162712956
pigtails are a shit meme and anyone who likes them is subhuman obv

>>162712917
but, im not crying Cat, I'm mereley saying what happened

>>162713012
>making yourself this mad over something innocuous because of someone you dislike
you can live a happier life anon

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>>162713012

Braided pigtails are shit, but not all pigtails are braided.

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>>162712868
>pigtails
are they 6?

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Fuck. Rstarofdavid has already nerfed the rocket car. Watching youtube videos of it being tested within the first hours of release, the turbo last for 4 seconds. When I now try it in-game, it lasts only 2.

>>162713129
Press and hold instead of just pressing

>>162713152
Tried and made no difference. Wasted fucking 3.8 mil on this false promise.

>>162713063
I haven't actually interacted with this person outside of anonymously in this thread but their character is one of the worst ones I've seen shilled in this thread by far.

This shit is worse than qt and snapfurfag combined

If you have an old character or an alt I would suggest switching back immediately.

>>162713240

>He didn't do the mission to get the good one

Fucking kek

>>162712617
Funny thing, the Lotus Elise which is similar to the Voltic has a hilariously expensive front clip that just to buy is around $7k. I think aftermarket carbon fiber ones eventually came around to cut the price down, but it's still an expensive car to fix from a low speed collision

>>162713291
W-what are you telling me?

The one from the mission isn't just cheaper but better?

>>162712909
what's your SC acc? I'll send you invites when I'm in a gtag session

>>162713336

I'm telling you you got what you deserved for being impatient.

>>162713343
Nuttyboy812

Still, shouldn't joining crew sessions put me there anyway?

>>162713336
The special vehicles are substantially stronger/faster in their mission. It even says on the Voltic purchase page that it's weaker than in the mission

>>162713118
Fuck it that's close enough.
I gotcha pixle

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>>162713398
>>162713443
Fuck.

>>162712909
>add /gtag/ as friends
>the many you add the better
>join friends when you play

>>162713465
Reported to Blater for abusing powers

>>162713517
What are you gonna do demote me?

>>162713565
No. Blackmail you into doing my tedious grind

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So what does it take to get to the missions that unlocks the better and cheaper versions? I assumed straight away that they were reserved for people with friends and I would never get there alone so I just bought the expensive version straight away.

I wish i had much money in this game or in reallife. Fuck my life man.

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>>162713602
You can't make me grind.
I'm gonna play these missions for my own fun.
>>162713654
Those are just discounted versions.
There's the mission version and the freeroam version.

>>162713442
It should, maybe your NAT type is preventing you from doing so...
I already have you added btw

>>162713760
What should my NAT type be set to?

>>162702801
Holy fuck is that really blater?

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>>162713271
I know you're just memeing anon. You don't need to try this hard to convince me you're serious. Just kind of a waste.

>>162700376
ey let me join the PC_gtag crew
Yahud92

>>162713935
Gotcha

>>162714032
that was quick...thx

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Always be cautious.

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>>162700376
Holy Christ this new update is expensive I couldn't even drop shark cards on this

where do you get TT again?

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>Hear is a picture of a wall where the car is, go get it
>The wall is used everywhere in the main city
>No way to cancel the mission that I can find other than leaving and rejoining the session
This update is making me angry

>>162713935
pls add me too
sc: Fellturtle

>>162714737
>Hear
Here even.

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>>162713465

>>162714591
Subscribe to bluhhbluhhtom, wait for him to upload a video with the most recent time trial money hack linked in the description, don't even bother trying to download any other hack on his channel, none work since the dlc dropped

tfw no one in here plays GTA:O anymore

>>162714737
The text that gives you the plate number also narrows down the location

>>162701763
I had two retards who thought it was a race to the end point and left me to deal with the police in my rumpo. Navigating the menu to equip bpv or eat snacks is pretty difficult while driving. Am I missing something about this feature?

>>162713654
All you need to do is fill up the warehouse and you'll unlock the next mission after every 4 cars you stock. Idk if they're the "better version" but the discount is guaranteed

>>162713654
Successfully steal cars and get them to your warehouse. You don't have to sell, I got 4 parked in mine and the ramp one unlocked. A full warehouse should unlock all the missions.

It's a bit of a hassle getting another player but it's straightforward enough to get done by shitters. I managed to do the ramp one with a level 10 who kept ramming me

>>162715346
>he doesn't have a macro for amour and snacks

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voltic rocket best car from update

>>162715346
It's not meant to be used while driving. Remember when pushing through a roadblock to hit the rear of the blocking car

GTA IV for XBone when?

there were two ruiners in the leaks, what about the other one? timelocked?

>>162715501
Don't you mean GTA 4 remastered into GTA:Online! Only 10 million for the plane ticket dlc access!

>>162715571
Ask again later

>>162715571
Other one is a wrecked 2k model, I think it appears in one of the missions

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>>162707540

>>162714828
Thank you anon, you're pretty good don't go to los santos tomorrow

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>>162715572
I just want the port

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>>162707540

>>162715372
>>162715379
Valuable information. Too bad I had twitchy fingers and fucked up already.

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The marshes by Zancudo are where the amphib Technicals belong.

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>haven't seen MOA WINGS in days
Finally, that autistic furry fucknut was banned for cheating.
I can sleep peacefully tonight.

>>162716216
GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE

>>162712120
>him

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Just out of curiosity, how many people who played during dedgen launch are still here? Do you ever stop and think how far we've come from that first month?

>grinding mixed up with coke for hours
>bought my alta st. apartment
>bought a Bullet
>it got deleted 7 times
>now I have an apartment, a house, 3 garages, a CEO office, 2 storage warehouses, a car warehouse, and a fucking yacht.

Things were simpler back then, and worse.

>>162716423
Been playing since day 1, still have my first car. It's honestly really amazing how far GTAO has come, it really shows that the early days on dedgen were just a beta for R* since this was a new concept to them.

I miss slamming the mechanic in the face with a baseball bat when he drove my car off the side of a bridge and asked if the scratch was already there

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>>162716423
Yes.
I'd still have my launchday character if it didn't get wiped.
Still remember those assholes who managed to steal jets from the military base.
And how amazing it was to do it for the first time.

>>162716415
>calling a tranny she

fuck off sjw

>>162716423

> Grinding Coveted and Rooftop Rumble
> Remember the first time Heists dropped and introduced the baby bubble known as the Kuruma

>all this new stuff
>no extra slot in my warehouse storage for a Duke of Death

Why tho, it would fit perfect down there

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>>162707540

Put me in the screencap

so if you buy the new special vehicles straight out their more expensive and shittier? ugh fuck that

>>162716720
>that shirt

w2c

>>162716423
>ywn think the gauntlet was the coolest car ever
>ywn grind coveted 26+ times to afford a cheetah again
>ywn go full jew mode and complete RR melee only again

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>>162707540
>>162716476
Actually use this one.

>>162716423
I remember having 80k and grinding Violent Ducts, then checking my money and losing my shit that I had gained another 70k. Now to think that can be earned in a few minutes in some of the modes.

> remember the infinitely-spawning Armored Trucks glitch
> remember the Special Crates
> remember Chemical Extraction
> remember Boat In The Bay
> remember storing cop cars in the garage

Spoon-feed me, how's the update?

>>162717331
Oh god, armored cargeddon was probably the most fun I've ever had in the game. Me and a friend drove around the desert for hours just taking them one after another, I had a 5 star wanted level for 20+ minutes.

>>162717361
Pretty great apart from the fact only 4 non-'pegasus' vehicles are actually out.

>>162717361
I found it fairly buggy so far. Lots of cars not spawning when collecting or selling.

>>162713805
He's actually that autistic to buy a custom shirt to meme a video game persona into real life. It's the leader we don't need but deserve.

What MC business makes the most money?

>>162717361
Really good actually. You need funbux for it though

>>162700376
When stealing a vehicle, do enemies (not cops) spawn infinitely or can i just get out of the car, kill them until they stop coming and go on?

>>162717331
>remember swatvans in the garage
Free body armor and bulletproof windows.

rockstar faggot was right about those special missions being like mini heists in a sense that the payouts there are mini. they're fucking shit.

>>162717983
The ones you kill to reach the car don't but the ones that give chase after enter the car continually spawn.

>>162718013
Jets and tanks in the garage was better
>anyone who managed to destroy you had to pay 25k insurance

>>162717983
Infinite, just keep on the gas and ignore them.

>>162718020
Jej

>>162718098
We're up to what 23k insurance now?
I don't remember it's been a while since the last time I blew up "The most expensive car in the game" since that title changes every month.

>>162717983
i had missions with enemies in schafters, futos, dominators and sultans. they spawn about 5 times so you can get out of the car, kill them then proceed.

>>162718158
30K iirc

>>162718254
>I've blown up vehicles that cost more than a Leopard 2A4
Feels good man

>Rockstar Faggot still hasn't come back to ask how we're enjoying the update

Our lord and savior has been put to death. ;_;

>>162718408
Didn't he say he wasn't coming back because of YouTube faggots?

>>162718450
no that was just a faggot.
That post had no trip, and claimed the comet would be a 959.

Can you take the ramp car on heists?

>>162718506
Read
The
Thread

>>162718408

I heard rumors that rockstar has lynched him in the office

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>>162707540
Autistic Fapoleon reportan

>>162718528
>uses more words for pointless response rather than a yes or no

What is this 2006?
I am not gonna lurk through tons of shitposters like you.

>>162716423
Day 1, 6am Oct here. Got on early while everyone was still stuck in the mandatory starting race that had no queue because Rockstar couldn't make an online system then and they STILL can't make one now. I miss all my friends who left (because they didn't cheat like I did) and I miss the simple days of Violent Duct Online.

>>162718926
Crtl+F then, nigger.

Is the game down for anyone else?

>>162719618
By the game do you mean your mom? If so then yes

>>162719667
seriously though

also epik joke can you include me in the screenshot on r/4chan?

>>162716423

I've been playing since launch, but I took huge breaks. It was pretty shitty at launch, if you owned a high end apartment, Rhino/Buzzard, and Adder/Entity, you had nothing else to look forward to. Missions were fucking awful, because they were (and still are) so fucking repetitive and there was no balance between time spent/money earned, or difficulty/money earned.

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>>162707540
Meme Dad reporting in.

hi I liek gta post gta plz

>>162716423
>yfw been coming to /gtag/ since months before the game was even out on dedgen
>the collective 10 of us would blow loads while post gta 5 O'clocks and mag scan, muhh hype
A simpler times ;_;

test

>have roughly two hours to play
>servers are down

:(

>>162720818
tested
im a fag

hi I play gta

come have fun in the discord!

https://discord.gg/pXVCE

BOOGIE
IN ZERO
GRAVITY

>>162720903
Why is this game loading so fucking long man

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real nigga hours