/srg/ - speedrunning general

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we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of speedrunning.....

>>162689148
lol dog meme

>>162689239
did you just assume its gender

is it possible to achieve oldboi status in something that is already old?

>>162689394
Will nothing stop him?

>>162692038
a bullet i hope

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is OoT the most overrated run?

>>162692180
It's pretty sick desu

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>>162692180
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>>162689148

Lol @ this thread

>>162692180
No. The most overrated run is Super Metroid any% no major glitches.

Oatsngoats literally just spammed attempts until he got the world record. You can't do that with OOT 100%.

>>162692180
I vote Super Mario Sunshine. How is it the 3rd most popular speedgame?

>>162693805
>3rd most popular
Based on what metrics?

>>162694027
Number of runners.

>>162693695
How fast will zoast reclaim it, a week?

what run requires the highest iq?

>>162694631
Ape Escape 2

>>162693695
>spammed attempts until he got the world record. You can't do that with OOT 100%.

no one cares about 100%. Any % is the only category that matters

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>>162695060
>no one cares about 100%

>>162694902
fuck off squid

>>162695401
That wasn't me

>>162695824
fuck off squid

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post 'em

>>162696062
Fuck you buddy

>>162694631
Serious answer: JRPG runs.

You have to keep tabs on damage done, quickly doing math in your head in the middle of the battle. You also have to memorize your item inventory, how many of something you need when shopping, calculating damage values for using the best attacks, etc. etc.

>>162698602
he said runs, not let's plays

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>>162698889
hello?

>>162698602
If you have to do any of these then you are not doing a speedrun, because if something has gone wrong and not according to the best luck pattern, you are playing through an unoptimal run. Also JRPG speedruns do not exist. You can't speedrun JRPGs. They are not even games.

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>>162699265
action kiddo

>can't watch werster anymore since i'm a staunch opponent of cuckoldry

fug

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>Werster's wife's son's mom is named Lilly
>Lillie just so happens to be a character in the newest Pokemon game
Coincidence? Fate? Now I know why he liked her so much during his blind playthrough.

Will Werster drop Misty as his Pokewaifu for Lillie!?

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>>162702727
the lore though

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>furiouspaul landscaped lebron james' house when he was a landscaper

https://soundcloud.com/chibinekodemyx/my-last-regrets-in-memory-of-a

>>162702727
he's also raising Hau's child! Coincidence!!!

>>162704132
>Hau's
more like his gramp's

>>162706227
>she
stfu fucktard

>>162706227
>she

>>162706227
>she

>>162706227
>she

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>>162705995
now let it actually die this time

>>162706227
auditions for what?

>>162705995
srg is as dead as this shitty meme webm you keep posting

>>162706819
faggot of the year

actually speedrunner of the year

>>162707381
Why is she choosing the speedrunner of the year if she doesn't speedrun?

>>162706227
>luna
that name sounds familiar. wasn't that a speedrunner?

>>162707887
>she
stfu fucktard

>>162708117
it's the most generic tranny name ever, so i wouldnt be surprised

The TRUE road to 250 subs

witwix on suicide watch

>>162711612
stop nuthugging

The Gourd Gimmick Stigmata

the super salty speedrunners 6 stigma

the ahtrublesu dilemma

>>162712073
you dropped an "o"

>>162700805
>>162702727
Wait is wobbler confirmed getting cucked?

>>162711795
why the fuck would i nuthug cuckwix???

>>162712295
He is on the way. We need more details on his wife's son's mum and the reason she became a single mom.

>>162706721
let what die?

>>162717702
the god gamer stigma

as soon as it dies speedrunning is saved

>>162721603
I mean sure why not

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>check the google for some minesweeper strategy guide because I was curious
>see this

cfb? more like annoying faggot

>de jewgle

>ded doggle

>>162721603
the the other 7 please

reminder to not become a grind monkey

did miles get a new twitter yet

>>162725340
male he him his

>>162725693
>GOTTA SAVE THOSE 5 SECONDS AT THE END OF A 5 HOUR RUN
>IT'S GOTTA BE ME

>>162725281
People here don't even speedrun, let alone become a dedicated and skillfull runner.

Translators note: Grind Monkey is what bitter and jealous non-runners in /srg/ spout about a dedicated and skillfull runners.

>>162725693
why did you delete?

>>162725746
>that one guy who keeps pushing how wanting to be the person with the fastest time in SPEEDRUNNING is somehow a bad thing

I have never seen someone this mad about getting exposed.

>>162725835
>he then proceeds to bitch, hate himself, and either injure himself or the hardware

>>162725281
People who don't even speedrun, let alone become a dedicated and skillfull runner.

Translators note: Grind Monkey is what bitter and jealous non-runners in /srg/ spout about a dedicated and skillfull runners.

>>162725913
Nice fan fiction faggot, try applying yourself in speedrunning instead of trying to make going for a good time seen as a bad thing, because it will never, ever work.

>>162726157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDHw35pWZvs
video games

>>162726157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfy-irj5zXM
time saved

>>162726269
This has absolutely no relevance. There are cry baby faggots in every hobby, and they are never the ones with the best times.

>>162726346
>t-that doesn't count!
I'm sure he's not alone, you're right there beside him

>>162726341
See
>>162726341

Posting videos of Based Caleb sperging out doesn't grant you a win, bitter-boi.

>>162726341
>>162726269
caleb has a rockin hot bod, its too bad he has to ruin it with his 10-years old looking face

>>162726410
>>>162726341 (You)
>See
>>>162726341 (You)
Who did he mean by this

>>162726404
Yeah, one guy on youtube speaks for the entire speedrunning community.

This is the logic of a non-runner.

Inaccurate.
Uninformed.
Slow.

The Non Runner.

what is going on in this thread at 8am

>>162726485
I guess we sweep all the mario 64 runners under the rug too.
Or stiv.

You're ignorant for assuming he's the one and only.

>>162726553
Caleb is a known sperg, same with Cheese and Stiv. You are literally naming the people who are known to chimp out on stream. That isn't everyone, believe it or not, my small minded simian viewer.

Inaccurate.
Uninformed.
Slow.

The Non Runner.

>>162726652
More like the one not shilling myself out to save mere seconds.
Damn, you got me. Enjoy wasting your life.

But I guess you speak for all then?

>>162726689
Imagine coming into a thread about speedrunning to make bitter posts about people who make money while trying to push the time down in the games they speedrun, then having a paddy and crying about the fact that others also like to speedrun to the best of their ability, even when the majority here make no money at all.

Innacurate.
Uninformed.
Slow.

The Non Runner.

>>162726787
LiquidxSquid

>>162726940
Great response. Are you done crying now?

>>162726982
LiquidxSquid

>>162727195
Pathetic.

what kind of name is liquidxsquid anyway

>>162729058
liquidsquid was probably taken

>>162727374
LiquidxSquid

>>162702727
>son
>Lilly
Is the kid already a tranny?

>>162729884
the mom's name
anon just had to be epic and word it like shit

>>162723840
You should go to http://minesweeper.info/
The speedrun.com board for Minesweeper is a joke.

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>copies known route
>does back to back 8 hour grindmonkey streams with offline practice
>admits he wouldn't do it without sub shekels
Explain why I should be impressed by this.

>>162730358
How do you keep so many different personas going, Squid?

>>162730547
My tranny obsession helps, friend!

>>162730358
his name is chimpanzeese05

>tfw i recognise none of the stream monsters in streams i used to watch only a year ago

>BounceyBald is 5th in SMS

Will Lost Levels D-4 be the category that finally kills Darbian? Has Blubbler found his weakness?

>>162730358
Cheese has contributed significantly to movement optimization, and he is the only 70 star runner who uses that route.

Literally noone cares if you're impressed by it or not.

darbian? more like simian lol

>that pathetic non runner who thinks everyone should impress him
>he thinks by spouting incorrect facts about how little people have contributed people will instantly believe him, a random non runner on 4chan
>he thinks he actually makes a difference with his posts trying to discredit people
>in reality he knows nothing

Say it with me now.

Inaccurate.
Uninformed.
Slow.

The Non Runner.

>>162734196
*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

Hey someone post the tranny list again so I can keep expanding this
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iZVVYItM9L5J16235orDrzgM56JkXb42MKA2_T2Va4U/pubhtml

based nancy drama over at samandtolki

>>162734403
>giving the "proper" name
its ari, stay consistent fggot

>>162734403
OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo

CURED
Missy

Add to this, if someone is missing!

Why doesn't cosmo stream on twitch anymore? Him and Sig were like the only people worth subbing to on twitch, and sigs gone full weeb playing shitty games now, so where the fuck has cosmo gone?

What are some respectable games to run?

>>162734656
who

>>162736552
There is no such thing as a respectable game. Who would ask such a pathetic question?

>>162734403
http://pastebin.com/hh8BAhGJ

>>162738357
>>162738213
>soe

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>>162735136
still waiting for an answer over here guys

>>162739047
answer is right there if u put in the littlest work u mong

>>162734403
Uhhh, nickynoel is a real girl.

>>162739204
please dont be rude i just want to sub to my favorite streamer again

>>162739302
LOL

fucking stop

>>162739259
>>162740720
>>162740831
>>162740848
you can stop now my run is dead

>>162740831
holy shit, where did you get this one?

>>162740924
faggot alert

>>162741194
not her. no white trash south park tattoo. kazooiegirl poster is a fraud

>>162741323
>>162739259

>>162741323
yeah, the tattoo on her left arm is also miraculously gone in the other pictures too.

>>162741207
sorry im not into skeletons or other twink shit like the rest of this gay cuck general

>>162741323
point? that whore tattoo and arm tattoo doesn't match kazooie

>>162734403
>>162739302
havent been on top of srg autism lately, holy shit this nickynoel tranny has the most obnoxious tranny voice

>>>/v/360652434
Ape Escape 3 world record means nothing because the game is easy as hell confirmed

If I choose some obscure hentai game with zero competition to run I can become a world champion correct? Will I be able to run it at any events?

>>162742528
meme record
nope

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys

>>162742761
you can hear him struggling to say "her" and "she"

>>162742761
why arent there any PoC at this event?

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>>162742351

>>162742351
>/v/

None of the Ape Escape games are difficult anyway, casually.

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>>162742761
>go out with boy
>call him your girlfriend
>see guys I'm not gay!!!

Speedrunning with glitches and bugs is lame and gay.

>>162744783
Sorry that you are so autistic.

>>162744783
word. we should go slow on purpose

>>162744783
/v/eddit out

>>162744783
>wanting lets plays instead of speedruns

https://twitter.com/soothingplumtea/status/809111323426652161

>>162744964
>>162745036
>>162745283
>>162745629
*runs out of line and across the stadium in the 400 metres race to save time over the intended path*

>>162746127
This bait doesn't sense because the goal of a speedrun is to break out of the intended path to reach the end of the game as fast as you can, not follow the intended path but do it as fast as you can.

>>162746127
Bad analogy. 400 meter races have pre-established rules, just like speedruns.

>>162746193
If someone rapes your toddler sister and makes up a word like "speedsexing", it doesn't make it moral.

>>162746213
*invents new doping agent that isn't on the banned list yet*

>>162746369
you have to go back. this is the weakest bait ive ever seen

>>162746127
That'd be the equivalence of a shortcut in the map which are allowed even in glitchless runs.

>>162746127
>starts crouching and jumping at the start of a 400 m race
>as soon as it starts disappear and reappear at the finish line

Pssh... Nothing personal kid

>>162746369
Speedrunning isn't about being moral, it's about reaching the end of a game as fast as possible. /v/eddit is so fucking stupid.

>>162746369
>using glitches in video game speedruns in accordance to rules agreed upon by everyone involved.
>immoral
imagine being this delusional.

>>162746445
Fuck you I'm laughing on a bus full of people looking like a freak

>>162738284
>>162738284
Mario 64, Super Metroid, etc as opposed to Ape Escape 3

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>>162746598

>>162746638
>Super Metroid
>thinks 2/3 skill games are respectable
imagine being this delusional.

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Imagine being this medievil.

>>162746597
The developers, whose copyrighted content you illegally stream, didn't agree to it or else they wouldn't patch glitches.

>>162747040
>illegally stream
you aren't even trying anymore, are you?

>>162747157
You don't have permission to stream to stream their content. The only reason you still can is that there's a crybaby shitstorm whenever they crack down on cheaters.

>>162746672
>de shop
Imagine being jealous of someones looks so you have to resort to this

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what did xir mean by this?

>>162748508
how does this have anything to do with speedrunning? can you fuck off?

>>162748054
>>162748508
>>162748549
fuck off freak

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>>162749016

>>162749172
>hes pure reddit

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>>162749276
>knows what exemplifies reddit because he came from there
you e x p o s e d yourself.

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what did it mean by this?

>>162751079
remove the line breaks and try again

hey, glitches are a natural part of speedrunning and they should be allowed.

>bans warp to credits glitch

>>162754298
not banned. just a different speedrun. you have to go back

>>162754298
yashi

hi

>>162755678
Hows it going?

>>162756034
its going ok. Thanks for asking!

pwease stop posting dumb shit in my general srg

pwease?

>>162755678
>>162756034
>>162756152
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SPEEDRUNNING ?????? GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>162756197
fucking die idiot

>>162756197
hey cfb

>>162752024
>not even naming it
wtf

>>162758606
it names itself

>>162759095
all monkey posts need a clever filename

>>162735105
>MIssy cured
What is this?

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>>162759364

>>162759364
>clever

lol

>he doesnt have a 49 in 70 star

>he doesn't have a sub 1 hour time in 70 star
>he doesn't have a sub Iateyourpie time in 70 star
name that man

Remember when Pie cried on stream because they weren't going to let him play MMX2 at a GDQ because his time was shit?

>>162764274
Every /srg/ runner ever, including stream monsters like you?

Remember Goldeneye?

can't say i do

finna bust a hug.

https://twitter.com/TonyOgbot/status/809178560036536325

what did he mean by this?

>>162767003
fuck off self poster

>>162767135
nobody likes grindxmonkey

hey cfb fuck you

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>>162767003

>>162767003
https://twitter.com/TonyOgbot/status/809180583024820224
LMOA

>>162767135
now this is a good post

>>162767253
thats just u buddy

>>162767003
>it's an "anon posts a non-speedrunners tweet in the speedrunning general" episode, again.

>>162767003
He's mad someone else is a better runner than he is.

>>162738284
>>162746707
I don't get it
Are there respectable games or aren't there

>>162744783
Then watch glitchless runs buddy.
>>162764398
Did someone trigger your autism today?

>>162768642
>Are there respectable games or aren't there
Super Mario 64 is the only respectable speedgame.

>>162768747
>Did someone trigger your autism today?
are you oblivious to what you post

>Cincinasty is a mod and sub in Skater's chat now
What happened?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJU8BP0ZiHg&feature=youtu.be

>implying i dont have the hookups

>>162771925
this retarded shit won't stop rapefugees will it

>>162756197
cyber cronies out

>>162771925
Dude needs a haircut or a stronger neck. Shit weighs down his head and makes him look at the floor.

>>162767003
Jealous that he can't route rabbit.

>>162778129
what do you mean by "yall frod niggas"?

I hate crabs

>>162778484
Crizzabs aint even did nuthin 2 yalls niggas doe

>>162778738
holy fuck I don't know what's worse

how fucking ugly she is

or how badly Werster thirsted after this nasty fucking cunt

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What are some good speedruns based on games that have a fast pace naturally?

I just watched some runs for vanquish, mirrors edge 1/2 and titanfall.

>>162767445
so passive aggressive. what a pussy

>>162778943
medievil

>>162778943
hotline miami

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hot new memegame

>>162778943
f-zero games

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

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what went wrong?

>>162783316
Cultural Marxism

>>162783316
monkey ball

>>162783316
>>>/v/360712017
>LOOK, MOMMY, I POSTED IT AGAIN! xD

>>162784165
autism

>>162784501
Who? Me or the Australian shithead that keeps spamming these threads site-wide?

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>>162784954
both

>>162784954
How do you know he's Australian?

>>162785147
How do you know he's a he? ARE YOU ASSUMING XIR GENDER?!

>>162785452
you have to go back

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>>162783316
what went right?
protip: everything

>>162785136
>>162785901
who is this cute girl and what is her name? does she speedrun?

>>162786814
>she
>her
stfu fucktard

>>162787023
i just asked a simple question why are you upset?

you discuss me

>>162793427
fucking white male

>>162794078
you disgust me

>>162794301
white males disgust everyone, that's why they're trying to change gender x)

marxistxmonkey

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So Clint purposely throws runs so he can keep raking in the speedbucks without having to improve? Right?

>>162797103
who cares he's fun to watch and isn't a giant autist grindmonkey like every other runner

*goes back to streaming*

How do i join the Cyberdemon clique?

>>162798817
Just be epic.

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>>162785901
>those feet
everytime

>>162799028
nigga look like he bouta go scuba divin

>>162783116
except croni

>>162778738
holy fuck what happened to her??? anorexia?
tot was thirsty for her when she was with cosmo...now hes with her and she looks like that. damn

Does anyone want to pick up some random unspeedran meme game and route it together?

>>162803416
cancer

>>162804023
Depends on the game. Last time we did this, you fags picked Donkey Kong '94 and no one did it because that game is a bitch to run.

>>162804172
Someone should find 10 games that haven't been speedrun and have each game listed like this:

post ending in 0 - game A
post ending in 1 - game B
post ending in 2 - game C
etc.

whoever replies to the post and the number they get is the game they route and speedrun

stream right now so I can host you please

found some shitty unrun memegames SRG

post ending in 0 - The Ant Bully (PS2, GCN, GBA, Wii, PC)
post ending in 1 - Looney Tunes: Back in Action (PS2, GBA, GCN)
post ending in 2 - Men in Black II: Alien Escape (PS2, GCN)
post ending in 3 - The Polar Express (GBA, PC, GCN, PS2, PS3, PS4)
post ending in 4 - SpyHunter (PS2, Xbox, GCN, GBA, PC)
post ending in 5 - Hulk (GBA, GCN, PS2, Xbox, PC)
post ending in 6 - Rampage: Total Destruction (GCN, PS2, Wii)
post ending in 7 - Catwoman (GBA, GCN, PC, PS2, Xbox)
post ending in 8 - Monster House (PS2, GCN, GBA, DS)
post ending in 9 - Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis (GCN, Xbox)

what game will you route and speedrun

>>162806840
alright I'll test my luck

>>162810569
I fucked up bad...

>>162797103
Yeah. Biinny does the same thing. It's a known tactic for people who don't care about speedrunning, but are so useless they can't make money doing anything else.

>>162797249
>clint
>not a giant autist grindmonkey
But that's exactly what he is. He's too lazy and stupid to make money doing anything other than speedrunning, so he grind monkeys all day.

https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/809112808017326080

>>162806840
>all disgusting trash that will no doubt be shit

>>162814130
Wow don't hate on SpyHunter

https://twitter.com/Winnerisyou/status/809142378078597120

>>162800280
ESPECIALLY croni

>>162814614
pffffffffft

>>162814614
Someone explain exactly what is happening to him. Don't forget to touch on the God Gamer Stigma.

>>162815108
>1st in smb for years
>now 3rd+ in all categories
>switches to Castlevania 4
>says he can get the record in 2 months he never even watched the record run
>goes back to smb after failing to get sub50
>calls the smb record bad
>still 3rd
>gf gets sick before best of nes race
>injures his hands before agdq race

>>162815482
how the fuck could he not get sub 50 in cv4? that's a time you can get on your third playthrough

>>162815482
Lmfao, the ego of those who had the record when the game was unoptimized as shit. he'll be posting monkeys any day now

>>162815482
http://www.speedrun.com/run/1zxnj2qm

hello?

>>162815554
>how the fuck could he not get sub 50 in cv4? that's a time you can get on your third playthrough
He's been running SMB1 for like 15 years and is worse than someone who's been running it for like 2 years. Why do you think he couldn't sub 50?

how can you speedrun for 15 years

console cheaters!

guys I will get smb1 wr in 2 weeks

>>162787721
Fckin new ass nigga

>>162818167
thanks for the late response!

>>162818167
niggerposting isnt funny this meme needs to stop

>>162818315
Bitch nigga who said it wuz a maymay

>>162804172
>our boi Shiekrunner finally beats the outdated world record
>our anti-boi authorboohoos and others throw a tantrum because it wasn't on original hardware

>>162818742
play my dick with original hardware buncha faggots

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what is his endgame?

>>162797249
where have the times gone when /srg/ preferred pure speedrunners over entertainers

speedrun THIS *grab's vagina*

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>>162820387

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

dAbIgBoOoOoi

>>162822101
those times are long gone. ever since people ironically started to like pie, other's mocked it by ironically liking caleb, witwix, and now clint. however, being ironic for too long led many people cfb for one to unironically start to like these people.

>>162824940
the coolest of kids

>he "ironically" subscribes to sellouts

>>162824940
>>162825406
does anyone else suspect he's a cultural marxist? he's from sweden

>>162828042
lol he posted the le funny anime picture again now hes gonna post the other 3 xD

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>>162778738
Old Adrian a qt

>>162829193
Thanks for the (You), senpai!

>>162818742
sgb1 is the ique of the gameboy

>>162829741
post anime sneezing.gif right now faggot

>>162832563
You're not the boss of me!

>>162832646
do it, shitpost more, i need it.

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>>162832790

>>162832848
X
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not the right filename

>>162833016
I do what I want!

>exarion has been streaming 10 hours of forbidden memes daily for the past week
somebody save this poor man

you discuss me

bounceybald doesn't have any interest in OOT.

>>162834729
me on the left

>>162834729
xD

It takes more time and effort to get a 1:47 in 120 star than it does to get a world record in most speedgames.

>>162835221
Absolutely fucking not rofl

>>162835254
How doesn't it?

>>162835221
flippy_o tier thinking

>>162835254
not him but what? sm64 has been nearly fully optimized, and even then peoples SOB's are nowhere near 1.47

getting a world recky in tigger visits the farm is not the same as essentially having to do 120 stars via TAS

>>162835315
Because it 1:47 is not a good time at all.

>>162835370
If that's what flippy_o thinks, then he is correct.

>>162835383
>sm64 sob
>optimized

lmfao

>>162835417
Yes, that's my point. World record in most speedgames is not impressive, and neither is 1:47 in 120 star.

>>162835514
wow what a great argument

thanks for playing!

>>162835539
Good world records are impressive.

>srg memers don't understand how sm64 works
>shocking

So what's this Medievil thing?

Fuck off SM64 shitters, stop putting it on a fucking pedestal. If you're nearly 10 minutes behind the WR, you're not good. SM64 isn't some god gamer game.

>>162835895
>SM64 isn't some god gamer game.
Actually, it is.

It's harder to get a 1:47-1:45 in 120 star than it is to get world record in almost any other game. This doesn't mean 1:47-1:45 are good times. This just means that other speedgames aren't impressive.

>>162836103
So I'm guessing you've ran every other game in existence to know this?

>>162836183
What games do you run?

What's your 120 star time?

>Top Super Mario Sunshine runner Bounceyboy starts running 120 star
>Can't even sub 2.

>Top Yoshi's Island runner UnderscoreTrix starts running 120 star
>Can't even sub 2

>>162836447
can't = doesn't

nice, words can mean anything now

>>162836621
If you can't sub 2 within a month of running the game, you're probably not as good at video games as your other speedgame tricked you into thinking you were.

If you dont have sub 50 in 70 star then you are shit

>>162836751
can't = don't

what other words can "can't" be used to replace, anon?

>>162778738
you need to keep in mind this girl found out her boyfriend was actually a tranny that's worse than finding out your wife is gay

Admit it: you don't even like speedrunning.

>>162836914
>they could get those times quicker if they cared to!
Yeah, sure they could.

>Top Super Mario 64 runner starts running something else
>Quits when he realizes he isn't magically good

If someone doesn't have a time then they can't get it. Only when they get it are they capable.

Name one world record holder of another speedgame who has a 1:45 or better in SM64.

You can't, because it's impossible get times like that in SM64 unless it's your only speedgame.

yo someone toss me a good stream to watch

now i know why this general doesnt discuss speedrunning, they dont even know anything about speedrunning and look retarded when they try to talk about it like they know it

>>162837189
So if you have WR in a game and then dedicate all your time to SM64, it's impossible?

>>162837260
Sure, it's possible. But when they try realize it's significantly more difficult than their previous game and give up.

See bounceyboy and trix.

>>162837189
When I do it will you SHUT the fuck up about sm64 in srg.

why does it matter who runs what and how good they are? if someone from one game wants to play another game, why is there a story there?

cheese played OoT because he wanted to. now he wants to work on SM64 even more

bouncyboy wanted to play SM64, now he wants to play SMS again

why do you hate everyone? is it your own lack of relevance?