Christmas Edition
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Previous: >>162644871
Still not getting the update on Xboner. What do?
>A FUCKING RECOLOR
>pharah and rein have matching sprays
Deepest lore
I'm posting it for (you)
>christmas '''''''skins'''''''
3rd for Mommy
thanks
>open free lootbox
>2 legendaries
well fuck i wanted the tracer one but i guess that's fine too
>>162658236
rein confirmed pharah's dad
Snowball fight is dumb as fuck.
That old man is freezing, give him a coat.
>>162658217
which one?
out of 50 this was the best one
don't give the blizzard jews your shekels you dumb goys
>blizzard giving me a boner for Christmas
>>162656107
>>162655675
>>162658256
YES YES YES
Genji get a new skin?
>>162658258
at list it's not a lengendary like mei's, hers the real crime
>>162658236
>Pharah's dorky grin
Cute
scourge boys ww@
>>162658124
>femdom Widow Highlight Intro
Faith in Blizzard restored, tbqh.
KISS ME WIDOWMAKER AND STEP ON ME
Who /Fetching Encoding Table // Fetching Download Manifest at incredible slow as fuck download speeds/ here?
>>162658319
mei
and it's billed as legendary
>christmas boxes up for sale on PSN
TAKE MY MONEY KAPLAN
>>162658236
>>162658315
I am so glad rein is the father
D.Va's theme is a rabbit right?
She'll probably get a new legendary on Easter
>Sombra voice line
>Smugberry intro
MUH
>I'm putting a rock in this one!
DORITO POPE TAKE THE GOTY AWARD BACK XBONE STILL DOESN'T HAVE THE UPDATE
>Widowmaker will never step on you
Why live?
>>162658328
MUH DICK
and I thought I didn't get turned on by femdom
>>162658324
>Zen got the best skin this update
truly we are blessed this Christmas
>tfw no Smugberry under the mistletoe to step on you
>>162658256
>that highlight
Send help no one man should have this much blood sent to his lower extremities.
>>162658256
I don't even play this bitch but this highlight intro is god tier.
>the Mei skin is a fucking Legendary instead of an Epic
This is absolute fucking horseshit, it's lazy as shit and I most likely won't ever get it anyway, but I don't have enough coins to buy event Legendaries.
Goddammit, I'm mad.
>>162658416
You sure they aren't normal?
It took PS4 a day or two to get the boxes up for Halloween.
>>162658324
new Zen skin is low key the best skin in the game
>>162658371
>tfw thought it was a Mr. Freeze reference
>Bastion's voiceline
Got mistletoe pose for Mercy
Just spent half-hour grinning like an idiot
>>162658328
>>162658258
Do they hate her? I have a gold gun for but all her skins are shit only have red weightlifter skin that's semi decent. Couldn't give her a real costume? Like wtf is this shit
>PAT PAT PATfuggin adorable
>everyone getting legendaries from their free box
>mfw I'm going to get some shitty blues or duplicates worth 20 coins
>open free lockbox
>Mei-rry skin
And all was right with the world.
christmas sombra best sombra?
>>162658256
a gift for me?
>>162658464
>he bought an xbone
>he plays shooters on consoles
>seasonal loot boxes are unavailable on xbox one. They will be made purchasable at a later date.
>scrooge mcreee being grumpy that hes not in the group shot
>>162658459
LITERALLY SATAN
>>162658256
Press any key to kiss Widowmaker.
>>162658593
I'd lick her
Man they really learned from their mistakes
>>162658578
it seems you are guaranteed a legendary in the free box, i got the torb one
>>162658258
Love her new emote tho
>>162658328
>>162658338
>>162658403
>>162658491
All these creepy subs, wanting Widow to stomp on their balls with high heels
>>162658578
This makes me even happier
>>162658547
>low key
instagram is so dope right senpai?
>OPen free box
>It's Lucio's Christmas skin
I'm perfectly alright with that. Better than a spray or icon
>>162658464
>he plays on console
Look at him and kek.
Intro with the patina skin for the anon that wanted it
I keep on getting skins for classes I don't play
>>162658612
Post proof. Halloween gave them
>>162658570
>>>/y/
CAN I JUST WIN A SINGLE FUCKING MEI BRAWL
OH MY GOD I WANT THIS LOOT BOX
>>162658773
thank you my friend, truly the best skin
>>162658538
>Overwatch® - 50x Winter Loot Box
It's up on PSN, see it for yourself.
>>162658785
Same here, already have two legendary Mei skins and her Christmas emote
Considering how long the event takes, is there a chance that there will be new years skins?
>>162658662
Why limit yourself to mediocrity though?
>>162658773
Do you have the noir skin?
>>162658773
do odile or odette i wanna see that upskirt
Fuck man, I didn't ask for this boner this Christmas.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT LUCIO SAYS "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" INSTEAD OF "MERRY CHRISTMAS", THE FUCKING FAGGOT
I hate Lucio so fucking much.
also Genji's MERRRRRY KURISMAS voice line is this event's HEPPY HALLOWEEN, calling it now
Can anyone confirm if the new Symmetra is in?
I'm getting different informations about that.
WHERE IS THE LIST?!?!?
>mfw I have the last week of this event off for the holidays
everything will be mine
>>162658662
Widow kissu > Sombra kissu.
>>162658889
>Uses the worst class in the game
>With the worst skin for her in the game
lol
>lost 4 matches on mystery heroes
really made me think
WHY DOES MY TEAM ALWAYS LOOOOOOSE IN THIS FUCKING SNOWBALL GAME
I'M 0-6
>>162658923
it is
check yourself dummy
what did soldier get?
>>162658889
>why limit yourself to Mercy?
Very good question, tbqhwyf.
Is King's Row snowy in-game or is that just the menus? If yes, anyone got pics?
>don't get Winston's Legendary
>get Tracer's 3 times
END ME
Guys did any of you notice that they subtly blew out amputeefags once and for all with Pharah's spray?
>>162658972
same senpai
>>162658972
win it for them retard, it's not that hard. Half of the people don't know how the ult works anyway
I don't want one single skin/emote/voice or anything from this
I'm really fucked off
>>162658802
Sorry, brother
>>162659043
>win it for them retard, it's not that hard
>dude just win 1v6 lol
>>162658989
One of the best voice lines for his class and for non-seasonal use, "STAY FROSTY"
And the toast victory pose that Ana, Rein and Torb also got
>Unable to join queue.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>162658806
>>162659007
You can lose your limbs at any point in life.
>Error starting game ad infinitum
>Booted out of queue
Pls
are the EU servers down?
>>162659056
Cozy as fuck
>Mei's legendary changes her iceblock
>>162658806
Woop woop ! stop ! this is ass is very fat
is that right?
I'm having weird bug after the Mei snowball games that i can't queue to games. It just drops it immediatly
>Sombra of all fucking people gets a new skin
>NOTHING NEW FOR SOLDIER
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU FUCKING HACKS. THERES A MILLION GOOD IDEAS FOR SOLDIER SKINS. HELL JUST GIVE HIM AN UGLY SWEATER LIKE HALF THE COMMUNITY ASKED FOR.
HE GOT NOTHING IN THE OLYMPICS AND A TERRIBLE HALLOWEEN SKIN, FUCK THIS SHIT GAME JUST GIVE THE OLD MAN SOMETHING
Mystery Heroes reminded me how shit 90% of Overwatch players are
>That Mei Event introduction
Okay, I liked that
>all those screenshots of people getting legendaries from their free box
>open mine
>2 white sprays and 2 blue victory pose duplicates
I hate my life.
>>162658325
>mfw there are no jews in the OW cast
>mfw the only jewish-related holiday item is a single dreidel icon
>>162659056
>Reaper looking at Soldier and Sombra
This Mei mode is fucking terrifying.
>"I'll find you :)"
>>162658957
>>162658992
I actually did mean to post "why not" in there.
Daily reminder that you CANNOT carry in this game because the skill ceiling is simply too low and there are too many heroes that are very powerful but require no skill
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS
haven't won snowball yet
What are some of the voice lines? Any good ones?
>>162658957
>the worst skin for her in the game
I didn't know it was possible to have such shit taste.
Stop making me fap to widowmaker
>>162659056
WHERE ARE THE DVA LIGHTS INGAME????
>>162659056
WHERE IS JUNKRAT
>>162659090
easy unless you are clinically retarded
are you anon? or do you just suck at videogames?
you idiots ddos'sd the server fucking again, trafic like at op's moms house
>>162659106
>>162659125
>>162659150
>>162659195
it's over. servers down. time for sudoku.
WHERE'S THE CHECKLIST REEEE
>>162659258
Yet here you are, as evidence
>>162659197
>he doesn't like Thriller 76
>>162659197
Are you saying you don’t like Thriller?
MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
>MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
>MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
>MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
>MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
>MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
>MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
MERCY CONFIRMED A SLUT
>>162659197
McMeme got an ugly sweater spray, sorry
>>162659191
PEY TWO WINNNNNN
>>162659197
He just got the best voice line in the game, dude. Calm down.
Any Rein stuff?
>>162659308
I'm taking pictures of all the shit I'm getting so far so I can add them to the list later
>>162658897
Here you go m8
>>162658902
Coming up next
Try to win brawl as fast as possible, nobody will play this shit tommorow
>>162659274
He pretty much owned Halloween, anon. I'm not surprised he isn't getting anything of note this time around.;_;
I hope you guys know how to aim.
>>162659426
victory pose
>>162659368
>>162659339
Thriller 76 was absolute garbage, they just gave him a fucking red jumper.
Its literally shit like all the other zombie skins they gave out for Halloween
>>162659308
>>162659427
>being this autistic
0-10 in brawl
>>162659407
we always knew that
>>162658903
post webm with that skin
I just got the Zarya emote from the first box.
ez
>>162659470
what is the brawl anyway?
literally nobody has explained it. i'm at work and can't see it
>"*sigh* Exquisite" voice line
>that highlight intro
This event. Thanks Blizz.
>>162659453
Best thing to come from the update desu
>McCree finally gets a non-recolor
>It's shit
>>162659407
Daily reminder that Mercy fucked with EVERYBODY in Overwatch cast, including Winston and Bastion
>>162659573
6v6 mei, everyone has a 1-ammo snowball that insta-kills
best out of 3
>>162659470
I need that spray. My aim is so shit though, time to brush up.
>buy 11 lootboxes
>2 epics, 1 legendary
>rest is ALL FUCKING BLUES AND DUPES
>the legendary is an ugly sombra shit when I already had a better leggo for her
>1 epic is zarya which is ugly, the other is a fucking dupe
>11 boxes -> zarya skin and some voice lines, nothing else from the update
OKAY BLIZZJEWS, ILL NEVER BUY BOXES AGAIN; FUCK YOU ACTUALLY. PIECES OF SHIT
>>162659056
>Default Dva
And here's your upskirt Widow intro.
>I know who's been naughty.
http://imgur.com/a/lrc6t
alright, Nutcracker seems like the only must get for this event, everything else seems like a want and not a need
>only 200 coins for dupliacte legendary
didn't we get 750 for dupliacte halloween legendaries?
>>162659601
his revolver is fucking awesome
nice colors
kill yourself
i love you
faggot
>>162659197
>TERRIBLE HALLOWEEN SKIN
gtfo nigga
>>162658256
Exactly what I needed to see. Thank you anon.
>>162659601
Agreed, absolutely awful, still dont know why anyone would use anything but American Mcree
>>162659573
>6v6 Mei only
>BO5 i think
>snowballs instead of weapons
>1 bullet only
>2-3 seconds reaload from snow puddles on the ground
>1 hit kill
>>162659636
Kek, don't buy crates unless you're getting 100 at least
>>162659089
good thing no one cares about consoles
Oh my god the skins are so bad.
Roadhog is fun but everything else is trash.
post new guns and the new turret please
Mercy is PURE!
>>162659636
>>private company wants to make money,
whaaaaaaaa ????
>>162659656
nice thanks
>>162658328
Ugh
>mfw realizing D.Va with the christmas lights in the new trailer wasn't a skin, just a victory pose
>three events and still no D.Va legendary skin
>No Christmas sweater for 76
Phew, don't have to buy boxes.
Quick I need ass eating pics (or faces buried in ass) for ow characters right now
>>162659749
Yeti Winston is great.
Still not getting Xbox update. Am able to play matches without version mismatch.
>no ana skin
>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin>no ana skin
SWINGERS
>SWINGERS
SWINGERS
>SWINGERS
SWINGERS
>SWINGERS
SWINGERS
>>162659821
>>162659757
>>162659550
lol nvm
>>162659678
no lol
>>162659824
much better than that safary bullshit
is it normal for widow's new intro to give me a boner
>>162659769
MERCY IS PURE!
PURE!
>>162659946
I think you might be gay.
>>162659907
It's beautiful
>>162659907
now level 2 and 3
>>162659946
>inb4 blizzardcucks remove it and replace it with something boring cause of sjw
FUCK YOU BLIZZ THE SKATING NIGGA ISN'T A HOLIDAY SKIN REEEEEE
>>162658672
I got currency...
Are you guys even realizing that in something like one month the best that they could offer for the "best game of 2016", a game that costs 40$ (60 for consoles) are some shitty skins with majority of them being shitty recolors?
>>162659946
you dont need much, do you
Has no one got mug 76?
WINTER HANAMURA IS SO FUCKING BRIGHT
Christmas checklist where?
>>162660063
t.mei
holy shit that snowball mode is so fucking garbage
SHES SO CUTE
>FREE LOOTBOX
>3 GREY 1 BLUE
THANKS BLIZZ
finally got winston on the 100th chest wew
NEW WINSTON GUN NOW
>scrooge mccree isn't legendary
Not that I'm complaining since I'd rather spend less for it.
>>162660045
jingle or track and field?
>>162660142
She looks like a fucking scout main
>>162660063
>reppetetive shooter with the same heroes on the same maps was worthy of best game
it should have not won in the first place
>No 76 with ugly sweater
one fucking job blizzard
>>162660158
i'm jelly af
I just got booted from the Mei brawl because it didn't have enough players
12 players were there tho
gg
>>162660105
Post screencaps
i cant play right now
>>162660236
>scrooge
jingle because its xmas but track and field is better tbqhwyf
BASED BLIZZARD GIVING HOG A GOOD SKIN
best icon
Error starting game while in a group anyone?
>>162660275
Blizzard doesnt care about 76 enough to do more than change the text document his stats are in
>>162660332
his gun has a tag that says from junkrat on it
>>162660352
Reindeer version is better
>>162659207
I got four sprays, one dupe
>>162660332
>HOHOHOG
This game mode is fucking dumb
>>162660203
>>162660063
>Just got new character
>Just got new map/gamemodes
>Another new map around the corner
>All for free
What the fuck are you on about?
>>162660063
most games these days don't have this level of post-launch support
>>162659883
Definitely more like this if you or anyone else has one. I used this already along with the reverse of it though. I appreciate it
Somehow the zenyatta skin looks scarier than his Halloween skin
HOLIDAY VOICE LINES
Ana: "I'm Watching out for you" (in her native tongue)
Bastion: *Deck The Halls"
D.Va: "Aw, You shouldn't have."
Genji : "MEDDI CHRISTMAS!"
Hanzo: "A gift for you"
Junkrat: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Lucio: "Happy Holidays!"
McCree: "Someone had to break the ice"
Mei: "I got you something"
Mercy: "Your guardian angel"
Pharah: "Want to know the forecast?"
Reaper: "Where's your holiday spirit?" (personal fave so far, tbqh)
Reinhardt: "You're on my naughty list"
Roadhog: "HO HO HO!"
Soldier:76 :"Stay frosty!" (Clever, IMHO)
Sombra: "I know who's been naughty"
Symmetra: "I made you something"
Torbjorn: "Made to order"
Tracer: "It's in the bag!"
Widowmaker: "Ah, exquisite!"
Winston: (not socially awkward at all) "I, uh....got you something"
Zarya: "For the Motherland!"
Zenyatta: "No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place." (Deep as fuck)
>>162660442
It's super cancer.
Fucking lucioball was better than this
>>162660332
WANT SOME CANDY?
>>162659865
She doesn't celebrate Christmas you fucking infidel
>>162658124
>tfw blueberry will never step on your fucking NECK
>Zarya has a legendary emote
>Zarya has a legendary emote
>Zarya has a legendary emote
The contents of the present are different every time
>>162660158
i got it from the free box
you cuck
>>162660495
>All for free
Heaven forbid blizzard actually update their games
>New game mode
W E W
L A D
Get the blizzcock out of your mouth
>no dva skin after fucking 3 (THREE) events
>>162660332
>tfw no evil santa roadhoag skin
frankestein was shit and now we get this with the worst green shade in like the universe baka
>>162659148
There better be cum in that mug.
>I'm putting a rock in this one
>I'll find youuuuuu
Mei confirmed for evil
>having to watch 5v6 elimination every time you die in snowball fight
what a shit-tier adaptation of one in the chamber
who greenlighted this crap
>NO COMIC
WE WERE PROMISED A STORY TO BE COMING "NOT" BLIZZARD SOON.
CHU LIED
PEOPLE DIED
>>162660592
She got one in the summer games
>Cant connect to servers
The Mei snowball mode is SO MUCH FUN
INTENSE AS FUCK GAMES
>Blizzard matchmaking is so shit that it just flat out gave up this event
>>162660685
>Fun
>>162660592
She got the summer games skin but still, I expected something for christmas
>>162660582
Only three different instances. Not that great. not worth the 3k
>opened 5 loot boxes so far
>only skin I got was the frosty egypt slut
>not a single legendary
fuck you too Jeff
my fucking first box of the event
but where's the checklist
The Symmetra buff has turned me into a fucking god. No one can escape my beam.
My 50 hours on her were not wasted
>buying lootboxes
>>162659470
mfw I got that the first round not even trying
Im so good look at me
>>162660520
>Pharah: "Want to know the forecast?"
Literally every time I use Barrage I will be using this line.
>>162660737
BORRA ESTO
>>162660737
I got something similar.
ok that Zenyatta skin is actually the greatest thing ever
>>162660737
i got torb santa on my second one.
>>162660737
Luucky
>>162660057
At least it's better than fucking Punk Sombra leggo. Sombra is still fucking absolute trash tier.
>>162660642
the story they were talking about was probably the cancelled comic.
Since 76 still has missile, Ana is in the game, and dva overbuffed
go ahead and make every character overpowered
>Sombra
Now has headlock shoot, put a character in a headlock and shoot them until they die
SMG now has hominb bullets
>>162660737
>blizzard gave everyone a free legendary in their first box so people would post it online to create buzz to attract more players
quite brilliant really
>>162658236
Pharah confirmed Rein's dad
>>162660737
>435 cash
how can you stand being this poor?
oh wait, spaniard.
>>162660520
>D.Va: "Aw, You shouldn't have."
BUT
THEY
DIDN'T
What did they mean by this?
>>162658217
>>162658319
And what's the lore behind the gamemode? From what I understand, Junk's revenge had some sense to it:
>4 heroes fight to defend the castle against hords of zombie robots
okay
>6 mei's v 6 mei's
okay, wat?
and half the time you're watching your team, with what kind of mode this is
>one shot dead
>wait till next round
>exploit that lets mei have unlimited snowballs without her ult
>keep seeing the same three faggots running around spamming all round
>no chance to even fight back against it
Fucking christ Blizzard, fix this shit.
>>162660591
I included that with the new map since it was specific to that map - 3v3 and 1v1. I don't consider it a full gamemode, but WP Antarctica was obviously made for them and they play differently than any other gamemode previously available.
>>162658672
i got two blues and two whites, all duplicates...
Please tell me that Zen says something related to nuts
also post new mcree gun and winston gun
>literally cant find a game in the new game modes
>Update wont download
What
>>162660541
YES DADDY
>tfw bae finally gets a good skin
Have you guys looked at the Rudolph gun?
"From: Junkrat"
>>162660928
>Shitty gimmick game mode that'll be here for 2 weeks and is the most cancerous thing in existance
>>162658315
>>162658425
This is not enough information to draw such conclusions from by any means.
Not to mention it makes no sense for the character to abandon his daughter, Rein seems pretty honour-bound and loyal.
>tfw you apparently are so good that you get accused by shitters on the opposite team of boosting
They say there's a first time to everything, but this just flatters me beyond belief, even though they were just diamondshitters.
>>162660904
Soldier x Sombra 11/10 ship
Friendly Reminder:
Do not purchase Holiday Boxes until the end of the event. Who knows what you'll get for free.
THE MEI BRAWL SUCKS ASS
I JUST WANT TO GET MY FUCKING LOOTBOX
7 (SEVEN) LOSSES IN A ROW
YES I AM FUCKING MAD
Event could be better
>>162661147
get gud
>No christmas tree bastion
Uninstalled
do people actually buy crates lol?
>>162661103
already spent 250
>>162661103
Too late. There are cucks who already bought multiples of the largest bundle.
>>162660869
did they really decide to cancel the comic at the last minute like that? christ and after doing interviews claiming it would come out
>got the widowmaker mistletoe highlight
>not good enough at widowmaker to make it ever appear
>>162661103
I bought 5 since I wanted a bit of that and this. I got nothing even remotely good
>Mei gets a brawl
>It's the worst thing this game has ever done
LIKE POETRY
GUYS GUYS
ARE THE BOXES YOU WIN IN THE ARCADE HOLIDAY BOXES?
>>162661079
okay, okay, check this reddit conspiracy out:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5egn14/blizzard_revealed_at_ana_and_reinhardts/
basically, all heroes have basic skins that follow a type
Ana's are gems, and Reinhardt's are metals.
Pharah's... are 2 gems, 2 metals.
Also, Reinhardt and Ana's quotes towards each other.
>>162661053
What point are you even trying to argue? That it's not a gamemode because you don't like it?
I use 3v3 and 1v1 to warm up for comp because it's 10x less cancerous than QP.
"Boop" or "I know who's been naughty"
Dunno how to feel about this, at least it's winter themed?
>>162660332
Road is my main.
I think this is part of the worst skin tier :(
>>162661184
I wanted Snowman Bastion.
BALANCE THIS FUCKING GAME RIGHT NOW.
>76
Damage halved.
If you want damage, then you don't get missile, heals or sprint.
>DVA
HP Halved.
If you want more HP, you lose matrix, boost and autolife
>Ana
Removed from the game. COMPLETELY.
>>162661293
of course you idiot
>>162661251
Fucking same
>>162661303
>That it's not a gamemode because you don't like it?
That it's not a game mode because it'll be around for 2 weeks.
Also it's dog shit yea, halloween was actually fun and lucio ball was not complete garbage.
>>162661043
She's had a good skin since summer.
>>162661103
This makes no sense as long as duplicates are a thing.
>>162661378
>Bronze
Filtered and ignored!
i'd happily play meis snowball fight all event
>>162659818
This just means she's guaranteed one for Valentine's day
>>162661294
This is some HL3 confirmed level conspiracy, anon. Still makes 0 sense for Rein to leave Pharah considering his personality, unless he is literally insane. Which is a possibility.
I think its more likely the sprays are just a goof.
>>162659191
I was pissed it was a legendary, but now I need this.
>>162661378
t. Pharah main
>>162660384
>junk gave hog something for christmas
>hog didn't give him anything in return
ouch
>Roadhog's hook was a gift from junkrat
CUTE
are they going to add skins for holidays later on?
Scrooge and widow intro are the only good winter items.
>3k for that zarya emote
hahaha and people say mei skin is a robbery
>>162661514
>heart shaped mech with bigger hitbox
I'd rather an Easter costume
>mech with bunny ears
>dva in bunny suit
Her fucking symbol is a bunny. It makes sense.
SHIVER OR SCROOGEE
>>162661407
I was referring to 3v3 and 1v1 as the new gamemodes. In my original post I didn't mean to refer to the holiday events at all, just pointing out the content we've been getting outside of the events in the past couple months.
>>162661428
>YES GOY, FEEL FREE TO SPEND YOUR REAL MONEY, YOU'LL STILL GET OVERWATCH FUN COINS™ FOR DUPES!!
>1v1 in a snowball fight
Guess what's raining today?Just ice
>>162661428
duplicates barely give a few coins
ez game ez ife
>>162661545
Junkrat would just blow it up. He probably gave him bombs and he already used them.
>>162661407
>That it's not a game mode because it'll be around for 2 weeks.
what the fuck
>>162661619
Nicely misunderstood. Why should I wait?
>>162661517
Who said he left her at all? He could have helped raise her there in Overwatch. She is an adult now, she doesn't need to live with him all the time or whatever.
>>162661586
>easter update
>dva bunny
>jesus christ reaper
>>162661613
BOTH
>>162661580
>not yeti winston
>not hohohog
hon hon
Holy fuck this brawl is fucking terrible.
>>162661586
Blizzard is a jewish company. Jews don't celebrate easter
>>162661714
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHICH ONE FIRST
>uni semester is done
>Christmas event comes out
>new developer diary for an autism simulator I play is out
>>162661580
>he didnt see Winston, Zen or roadhog
blind man
>
>
>
This mccree skin is amazing
>>162661586
>implying it won't be a swanky mech styled after a limo and her in a cocktail dress
>>162661679
He did not raise her, remember the voiceline where she talks to him about the poster of him she used to have when she was young? She does not interact with him as if he was her parent at all.
>>162658256
>>162658328
Muh fucking dick
>>162658256
>>162661632
GAMF = Grinch Ass Mother Fucker?
I would be enjoying this new playlist if it wasn't for the "hit 4 people without missing" achievement jesus christ
TWO times now i have gotten 3 people in a row to have the last shot blocked by a teammates wall
FUCK THIS
>>162661676
>Why wait, fellow gamers? Buy your loot boxes ASAP so you still have a chance to buy more before the event ends! :o)
This map legitimately hurts my eyes.
is it worth it? always thinking about if i should buy it or not...
most of the time i play cs:go and in the past wow / LoL
>>162661771
>Christmas event
?
>>162661845
Post the weapon/gold variant if you have it.
>>162661913
Great misunderstanding. Try again.
>>162661925
Look at the OP, anon.
Those lips and eyes
>>162661889
Greedy ass mother fucker
>>162661698
>>jesus christ reaper
>Got every skin within 25 boxes
Feels gud, got 4 legendary gold piles so I can buy all of the voice lines and highlight intros.
Scrooge McCree with The Name's McCree looks awesome.
>6v6 for the free lootbox
>everyone sucks cock
fucking hell
fug i forgot symmetra changes are in now too right
>>162661960
CHRISTMAS CHECKLIST WHEN
>Reinhardt's voice line
>>162661526
>>162661443
>actually defending dva, 76 or ana
guess we know who the real retards are.
Really do need to nerf missile, there isn't a reason for him to have it anymore.
DVA needs matrix or boost nerf.
Ana needs a damage nerf, her rifle should only deal 30~ damage tops. Biotic grenade also shouldn't have any effect on healing at all, just make it a missile like 76 used to have.
>>162662001
good goy
>>162661785
BEST BOYMcCree
>tfw immediately got my weeks loot boxes from the 1v1 matches before the christmas update
Fuck me. I'm stupid.
got mei, torb and lucio skins in the free box and the arcade boxes
wew
THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING WINSTON SKIN I WANTED
>>162662082
git
...
gud
>>162658256
This is my wife!
I'm literally going to kill myself if I don't get the Pachimerry icon.
Zarya is cute
>>162662143
"No, I did not want a banana."
>>162661658
How many boxes did you buy, friend?
>>162661960
the textures look really low res and crappy
>>162662108
>Cackles
Started a new job that pays a lot after being a NEET for 6 months, this is how I celebrate.End my fucking life senpai
are christmas skins out on live?
>Mystery hero brawl for easy box
>First roll I get is Bastion on Bong's row attack
>Mfw I survive until the very end
>Mfw POTG is me
>Mfw they get to watch me mow them down with my giant golden dong
>>162662218
Im sorry for youwagecuck
I guess it's snow plum for another 6 months
Fuck you Blizzard
>>162662082
wow, I've never met a bronze player before.
There's something off with this picture...
I can't quite place my finger on it...
>First 5 boxes
>Santaclad
>Scrooge
>Andes
>Peppermint
>Shiver
EZ fucking game
>>162661960
She's gonna poke her eye out with those things
>get literally everything within the first 13 boxes
>dat yeti skin
get on my level scrublords
Reply to me if this event is shit
>that shirt zarya skin no Santa genji
>>162662317
>first five boxes
>4 icons and a torb biker skin
hard game hard life
WHATS JUNKRAT GET
POST IT OH PLEASE IM STUCK BEING WAGEKEKING
>>162662272
$20 an hour withno degree and only 6 months of experience in the field.
It's not bad imo, and they'll reimburse 5k per semester if I have to go to uni to move up.
>Defending current 76 and Ana
>In this thread
There's a line and it's been crossed. Ana is the sole cancer of this game and 76 is just obviously overbuffed.
>>162661428
>Spend $50 to attempt to get certain cosmetics
>Get the cosmetics anyway over the course of the event
You just wasted $50 in this circumstance. You should only buy boxes as a last ditch effort to get the shit you want.
>>162662418
the custom brawl is fucking shit
>>162662176
I want that emote to spam so much.
>>162662272
>he has to rely on government assistance
>calls others cucks
DVA IS NEVER GETTING ANYTHING REEE
>>162662456
>Ana is the sole cancer of this game
There are many more cancers in the game
>No Soldier, Bastion or D.va skin
REE
Lucio skin is good tho
>>162658315
>matching sprays also mean that 76 is ana's dad, and rein is also zarya's dad
this is how retarded you sound
Anyone can tell me what the Xmas achievements are?
They aren't loading on my console for some reason
Is there a checklist?
>>162662176
Anyone got the box one and robot one?
>>162660156
>free lootbox
>3 grey 1 blue
>buy 11 lootboxes
>7 of them are 2-3 grey 1-2 blue, the other 3 have crap rarer loot
Yeah no, never again. Die fucking blizzjews.
I need this
>>162662556
Scavenger D.Va is my waifu.
Dare I say that Symmetra is viable now? Had gold elims (19) and one death on Numbani defense. They didn't even secure the payload.
>>162661043
>Dawn with digicamo instead of skin
WOW
REVOLUTIONARY
>>162662001
>Bought 100 boxes
>Got them all except Reaper and Pharah
>Already have Halloween Raper and Mech Pharah
Don't even want them
>mystery heroes
>enemy team gets 4 bastions at last point
Fun times.
>No skin for Widow
The highlight is nice but come the fuck on, Tracer and Lucio both got YET ANOTHER event skin.
>Nutcracker Zenyatta, epic gold pile, and a dupe of Frogston in the free box
Thanks Blizz, I like you guys again.
>>162662681
Finally. I always loved playing my poofu but I always felt like choosing her was hurting the team. Now I don't have to feel so guilty.
>>162661889
Gay Ass Mother Fucker
>Reinhardts voiceline
d-daddy
>>162662838
gonna kill yourself this year?
i sure hope so, it would be the best present you could give your parents
>buy 5 crates
>get literally nothing but sprays and voicelines, one pink Mei skin
>just wanted some coinz from dupes
>nothing
I feel sick
>>162661889
Grumpy Ass Mother Fucker
>>162662176
"I want to hug you like a big fuzzy Siberian bear"
>>162662753
>No Winter skin for a woman LITERALLY named Amelie LeCroix
>>>LeCroix
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
THANKS FOR THAT HIGHLIGHT INTRO BUT REEEEEEEEEE
Yeti Winston is a good skin.
What did Junkrat get?
>>162660882
I fucking wish, 2 boxes so far, 3 whites 1 blue on both.
>>162662675
I hate this
DEEZ OMNIC NUTS are my only desire from this update
>The people justifying Mei's price tag because her shift being a snowman over a iceblock
Christ I had no idea Blizzfags were more pussy-whipped then LoLfags
>>162662248
what the fuck do you think?
Why is my game lagging to shit?
>Keep backfilling in winter mystery
FAGS
>>162658992
http://i.imgur.com/1HGt4JG.jpg
>McCree, who taught you to shoot like that? Was it Jack? Gabriel?!
I mean, I know being a fan of the guy makes you assume he's super great, but c'mon Pharah. Gabe uses shotguns for a reason.
>>162662961
>WATCH IT REAPER
>Got the Mei skin in a box
Thank god. I like it but I was not laying down 3000 for it.
>only work 4 days over the next 21
all these crates i will get
dog bless end of the year
>>162660332
>Holiday skin
>Gold default weapons
>>162658256
>Blueberrys boots on my neck
MUH DICK.
BLIZZARD HAS DONE IT AGAIN.
>>162662953
That means she'll get one for valentines.
>>162662838
I want him to pin me
>third holiday box
>already getting dupes
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162663072
>>162662447
mah nigga I worked retail for years at $10 now I'm welding at 22.50 an hour working 3 12's but getting paid for 40 hours
it's fuggin amazing
>>162658593
nah. Noche is still the best
>>162662464
this so fucking much
The Ornament sprays are literally all perfect.
>play winter mystery
>team picks all symm for shit and giggles
>heores don't randomize after the game starts
>can't change
>bugged
>lose horribly kings row attack with 6 symmetras
winston, tracer and torb have the best winter skins prove me wrong you won't
>>162658508
>it turns her into a snowman during iceblock
that's why. it's pretty fucking cute
>>162662297
Zenyatta is on an invisible toilet
Now we wait for the valentine skins
>>162659208
what did he mean by this?
>>162663250
None of those are Zenyatta. Winston comes in a close second.
>sombra
>cant even kill lucio
Just give her a laser sword or something fuck, this outdated SMG garbage is the most pathetic weapon in the game.
Even having DVA/mercy pistol is better than this horseshit.
Anyone got a list of all the Christmas stuff? Need a checklist to see what all I'm missing.
>buy 100 boxes
>get a boatload of skins, emotes, lines, and poses, including several I really wanted like Frost Pharah, Scrooge McCree, Rudolph Hog, and Santa Toblerone
Merry Christmas!
>>162662606
Here's the box one
>Mostly play torb winston and zenn
>They have best skins
I like this event
>no Christmas comic
Is november-anon on suicide watch yet again?
This skin is literally nuts
>>162658702
The subs will rule the earth under the heels of their femdom masters.
>>162658124
whoever made this, please come back and make the winter one aswell. please
>two balance updates pushed to live in a row that had basically no testing or changes made
>last one made the meta a complete slog to play, Soldier is blatantly overpowered and outperforms Reaper as a tank-killer, Zarya is buffed despite the intention to nerf, D.va is an incredible nuisance and unfun to fight against, Ana barely touched
I wonder what how this will turn out now.
>reaper gets coal in his stocking
Its why hes a dick, and its because hes a dick.
A vicious cycle.
>>162663395
legit nightmare fuel
I think it wants me to play ana
Kawaii as fuck
>>162663341
Same. Got every skin except Sombra's.
>We will never get back the Avoid Player feature so we can avoid useless fucking Widow mains on attack
>>162663368
Perfect. This might be my favorite emote in the game.
>>162663434
Jokes on Santa! He uses that coal to keep warm on those cold, lonely nights.
Has anyone got the new mei and roadhog skins and can show off their golden weapons?
>>162663445
>implying I'm not jerking off to it right. now.
>>162663434
>Reaper hates getting coal in his stocking
>Reaper doesn't get mad hype for his coal every year to show what a 'bad boy' he has been
>>162658371
>Even Reaper's Christmas skin is edgy as fuck
I'm definitely spending my shekels on this when I get home
What tier is symmetra now after the update? Is she now viable across the board or still a situational pick?
>>162662297
2 Zenyattas?
What are the winter achievements?
>>162663496
What is this?
>>162663501
>got her in the fifth box I opened
Heh.
>40 minutes later
>not even half way done downloading
>close game application
>finished within 10 minutes
Fuck me and my dumbass
GOLDEN NUTS
>no funky christmas skin for Junkrat
who else
/got them all/
>>162663629
On Pig's gun I think on the christmas skin.
Wouldnt be surprised if Junk made some of his gear since he's a techy. Hog's just muscle, so I dont think he coulda made the scrap gun himself.
>>162662176
>a hug Zarya
What would it feel like?
>want that free lootbox winter mystery
>lose 7 times in a row
I JUST WANT THAT STUPID LOOTBOX
>>162660737
i got a rock
>>162663696
>no santa roadhog with elf junkrat
>get a legendary from a winter box
>it's just scarecrow junkrat, not even a christmas skin
FUCK
>>162663368
>Opening 100 lootboxes.webm
>ywn almost kiss Widowmaker
>ywn be hit by her blue fist
>ywn be trampled by her sweaty foot
>ywn hear her call your dick "exquisite"
Why even live at this point?
>tfw you're the only one left on your team in snowball fight and there's two left on the other team
>>162663518
>>162663434
reminder that this is a reaper-friendly general. Plz no bully best boy
>>162663794
Like all your bones being crushed as you struggle to breathe and pass into the abyss.
Not bad.
>>162663904
foreverially tied up
>>162661658
>his claw isn't a candy cane
lame
>>162661632
kys
>>162660904
Why does soldier like young hispanic women so much?
>>162663842
Are you me?just gonna buy all the skins with my credits anyway hachacha
>no snowflake ever falls in the wrong place
What did he mean by this?
>>162659470
already got it ;P
>see xmas event pop up on my fb feed
>hmm maybe I'll reinstall OW
>look at shit tier skins
>nope
Enjoy giving your money to Blizzard for nothing fags.
>>162663972
it's because of theirtaco flavored kisses
YES
I GOT THE TRACER QT SKIN
THANK FUCK
>3 silvers and 1 blue
>for the past 4 crates
Just kill me now.
>>162663472
I want to play Ana and Widowmaker but i'm terrible with snipers in multiplayer games.
The only time i'm any good is in 1v1 matches with them.
>>162663432
Git Gud
>le quirky and randum GRRL XD gets another legendary
>>162664090
>spending money when you can get all for free
kys
I was dissapointed.
UNTIL I SAW THE PHARAH SKIN OMG YES MY SNOWQUEEN I WILL MAIN YOU FROM NOW ON MY BLUE-EYED BEAUTIFUL WAIFU
>all these meicuck tears
loving every laugh, please uninstall this game faggots
>>162663726
I never took Roadhog for a meathead. He always seemed pretty coldly intelligent. Not saying he built the gun but I don't think he's dumb muscle.
>>162663889
>ywn hear her call your dick "exquisite"
More specifically she's actually referring to the copious amount of precum leaking from the tip.
>>162663140
Agreed
>>162663536
Anyone please? I want to find who I want to get my golden weapon for
>Zenyatta's Nutcracker skin
>The balls are actual nuts
why does he consistently get the best skins
>the only fucking winter character gets a legendary reskin
>all these characters who got good Halloween skins or at least Olympic recolours got a new set of skins
Fuck this game
>>162663592
Hmm.
I imagein a hidden and well protected 75HP shield dispenser with almost infinite range that covers the entire point B would be totally invaluable. And her increased turret capacity and M1 beam range, may I dare to say, yes, she is looking pretty sweet.
>brawl is just one in the chamber: snow edition
defend this blizzcucks
>>162663072
WATCH IT PAVEL
Is it me or they keep adding new sprays with the updates? Not the event ones but generic sprays
>>162664307
Because he's the best hero? duh
>>162663394
HOPE WILL NEVER DIE
IT WILL HAPPEN
IT IS INEVITABLE
>>162661559
>Junkrat gets Roadhog a new hook
>gets nothing in exchange
I know their friendship is pretty one-sided at best, but for fuck's sake, Mako, it's Christmas.
Anyone got one of those fancy templates to keep track of the event drops ?
>>162660275
go home Stylosa
>Mystery heroes in kings row and hanamura only
>aka the worst maps to get random heroes on attack
This is pure evil
Pout
>>162663605
3 Zenyattas, 1 Mercy, 1 Lucio and 1 D.va
>5 healers and a tank win on a payload map
>>162664416
agreed, idk why they didn't just make it with QP rules, this is garbage
Anyone can tell me the brawl achievements for the patch?
Snowball Mei thing is fun but it takes too fucking long. Should've been 3v3.
The only Halloween skins I still use are Mercy witch and pumpkin Reaper. Pumpkin Reaper is easily his best skin imo.
Not a big fan of most of these Christmas skins except Winstons. They're all too seasonal. I hope Mei get's a Chines New Year skin, one of those slit dresses. She has the worst skins.
>>162659656
and so a new fetish was born
Has anyone tried Symmetra in a match yet? How does her new kit and changes perform?
>>162663713
>got all but Pharah's in lootboxes
>bought hers since it's cheap
Now for the emotes and poses I'm missing.
Tracer is hot as FUCK
>>162664307
Wut? First legendary since release and his Halloween one wasnt anything special
>>162664405
He most likely gave him bombs or something.
NOICE
>>162664247
>that webm
>>162663686
>tfw live in the middle of nowhere
>tfw I get 3mb down MAX
>fluctuating between 300 kbs and 1-2 mbs
Just fuck my shit up
>>162664464
Yeah, It should have been QP rules + Event maps.
I'd be totally fine with not having Mystery Heroes for the event duration.
>>162664538
>Has anyone tried Symmetra in a match yet? How does her new kit and changes perform?
she's actually viable on Hanamura attack now. that's how good her E is.
>>162664490
nah the 6v6 is funny but it should be over after one round.
>no Xmas comic
>slap a santa hat on an Epic skin
>call it legendary
HO-LY FUCK BLIZZARD YOURE A GOD DAMN HOOT
JESUS CHRIST
>>162664113
Me too, except for my free box was a legendary but they trolled me with the shitty mercy devil skin
>"I'm putting a rock in this one"
WHAT ARE THE ACHIEVEMENTS PLEASE ILL SUCK YO DICK NIGGA
>>162662283
>pleb still doesn't understand Yeti Hunter is the best skin
Nothing can top that sexy looking gun
>>162664393
what a spirit
Post christmas songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__kQ1PCP6B0
>>162664681
>she's actually viable on Hanamura attack now. that's how good her E is.
Nigga just get a Reinhardt.
>>162664681
I have a feeling laying a shield generator down in the noodle shop across from the front gate of point A is good for helping pushing through.
I'm so glad they gave her some attack power. How's hr health and microwave gun beam reach now?
>>162664646
>I have to git gud at Widow now
>everytime I get rekt by a widow I'll pop a boner
feck you blizz
>>162664538
>dat Pharah
oh god that could have been a boss in the Nexus. so fucking good.
>Get a christmas legendary
>It's for the worst DPS character in the game (Tracer)
>>162664338
This might be the worse game mode of any game I've ever played and groups of 5 are playing it
I want their drugs they're on
>>162663613
snowball related.
Hit a 25m+ shot
Win a game without dropping a round
Kill 3 people while reloading
Kill 4 enemies without missing
>someone had to break the ice
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>162664880
Do you even know what you're talking about?
>>162663826
W E W
E
W
Is there a Collection Image yet?
>>162661103
spent 400 buck as soon as it came out, got duplicates of everything i bought
>>162664772
Win without losing a round
Hit someone from 25m away
Hit 3 people in one round while they're reloading
Hit 4 people in a row without missing
POST MCCREES GUN
>>162664681
How's her Photon Wall? I'm guessing that it's mainly for covering a push.
>>162664689
>no christmas carol-esque comic with Scrooge McCree facing against Christmas past Tracer, christmas Present Reinhardt, and Christmas future Reaper
Missed oppotunity I tell you
>>162664886
Yep same here, of all the "fun modes" I have ever played this must be the worst of all. And it's not like there's no competition
>Go mystery heroes for box
>Everyone's a dumb mainfag who can't flex
>Soon as the enemy team get a Dva they win
>tfw I thought the Mei ult in the brawl was simply for shits and giggles and didn't even notice I could spam attack
sucks to be so good you get the ult first
>>162664796
Honestly though, Chu is such a fuck up. What writing director sends one of their character designers to an interview to brag about this story coming out REALLY soon.
Was it actually First Strike? Is Chu this fucking stupid?
>Elf Tracer
I DON'T NEED IT
I DON'T NEED ITI NEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Sombra's hack really should turn off primary weapons, if hack is stopped by damage and she has a shitty gun, it's balanced.
>mfw called the green/red recolor weeks ago
>mfw Zen wins the christmasbowl
Holy shit I'm so bad at this brawl
>>162664956
Widowmaker + Sombra + Reaper lore redemption when? I want them to have goofy adventures together with the rest of the cast in Animated shorts, being all cute and shit, friends and stuff.
>the only good thing about Mei's skin is the snowman ice block
>not sure if it's worth using over Rescue Mei
Roadhog and Zen tho, holy shit Blizz you've outdone yourselves.
>>162664956
thanks breh.
just got that 4 without missing
>>162664986
>tfw you have 10+ hours on all heroes and you absolutely dominate in the random brawl
lyl git gud faggot mains
>>162664646
nice, hope i get it soon
>>162665062
>called green/red recolors for chrismas
OMG WTF ARE YOU NOSTRADAMUS?
>nu symmetra
>>162665079
But they would be better as the incompetent bad guys that always chase after the heroes. I mean, Sombra is obviously the Meowth to Widow and Reapers Jesse and James.
>>162664956
>tfw blizzard knows how you're supposed to punch someone unless you're a trained fist fighter and Hollywood doesn't
not bad
>>162664761
mei's ice block changes to a snowman too, it's still shit
>1st lootbox gives me christmas torb skin
>2nd lootbox gives me christmas tracer skin
so fucking happy right now
The new brawl makes me want to commit a murder.
>>162665062
>called green/red recolors for christmas
Post skin tier lists
>Godtier
Pharah
Tracer
Roadhog
Reaper
>Good tier
Winston
Zen
>OK tier
Torb
Sombra
Lucio
>Meh tier
Mei
Zarya
McCree
>>162665010
>Was it actually First Strike? Is Chu this fucking stupid?
Yes and yes
>>162665062
tracer's and roadhog's skins are better imo
>>162664880
>top 10 all seasons
>all DPS have tracer in their most 3 played
HMMMMM really makes you think
>>162664982
>>162664886
Easily worse than all soldiers
Someone please tell me
How much are the Christmas sprays worth?
ANA GOT THE BEST SPRAY
>>162664538
>Thighs still the size of waist
Best skin this event
>>162665325
> Winston AND Zen in "good" tier
SHIT FUCKING LIST. McCrees is also fucking dope too, you have shit taste
>Daddy: 76 narrating new brawl
uhhhh
>>162665414
Everything is normal price x 3. So 75.
>>162665414
75
>>162665425
Cozy granny
what do those little bars above arcade game modes mean?
NEW
>>162665325
I have never met a person with tastebuds shoved so deep up their own diarrhea-filled asshole.
Do not D.Viate from the plan
>>162665325
Torb is godtier, fuck you
I want tohug_Elf Tracer
>>162665325
>GOD TIER
1. Zen
2. Torb
3. Tracer
>OK TIER
4. Winston
5. Pharah
6. Roadhog
7. Lucio
>SHIT TIER
8. McCree
9. Sombra
10. Mei
11. Zarya
>>162664864
Health is the same, 100HP and 100 shield. Her reach was bumped up to 7m so she can keep people zapped more easily.
You can also lay down all six turrets in a row, and the cooldown was reduced to 10 seconds.
my winter lootbox gave me a Chopper skin (regular legendary) is this normal?
Reminder that Overwatch will never, EVER reach mid-life TF2 levels of comfyness as long as it doesn't have any custom public servers.
>>162665325
nigga what?
>god tier
Winston
Torb
Tracer
Zen
>good tier
Pharah
Roadhog
Sombra
>OK tier
Lucio
Reaper
McCree
>meh tier
Mei
Zarya
>>162665497
progress towards free lootboxes
every 3 wins you get afreebie
>>162665612
Fuck off
>>162665338
>Reyes will never be your dad
I want this as a skin now
>>162665649
You know I'm right.
>>162665662
Those ornaments are so fucking adorable, I literally squee'd at several of them.
>get 5 crates from playing
>buy another 10
>open them all
>not a single rare/legendary
>the only event-related loot I got was fucking player icons
I think I'm going to vomit.
>>162665338
>GAYbe as Pharah's mom and Ana's husbando
>>162665584
This also makes wonston a viable pick to counter her now.
>>162665598
You can get everything else from a seasonal/holiday lootbox, you're just guaranteed at least one seasonal/holiday item from them. So you can get only one or all four can be special.
Hnngh Blizzard is good to me
>>162665818
What
the fuck
is wrong with you?
>>162665648
no no, these bars
I thought it was a win tracker too, but I just won a game and the bars didn't go up
>>162665325
Waifu tier list:
>god tier
Mercy
Widowmaker
>OK tier
Tracer
Pharah
>acceptable tier
Ana
Symmetra
>awful tier
Zarya
Mei
Sombra
>>162663889
>she will never do all these things to you
Why does it hurt so?
>>162665795
woops I meant dad
>they didn't even make a new outfit they just fucking used the Fill tool and made it red
>>162665891
how do you still not know this? it's the popularity of the mode
>>162665902
Mercy is literal shit.
>>162665891
Mode popularity
>>162662052
This
>>162658124
is event competitive-exclusive? or crates drop in quick play too?
>>162665891
It's an estimation of how many people are playing that mode right now
>>162665949
>>162665959
>>162666023
got it thanks.
>Keep getting attack on winter mystery
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS AN UPHILL BATTLE EVERYTIME
>symmetra's smile in her highlight intro
pretty cute desu
Not even kidding, I think Sym's best buff was increasing the beam range.
>>162665945
Just fucking kill me now, dude.
>win reward box has the only skin I wanted in it
NUTCRACKER BOIS WHERE YOU AT?
what the fuck did they do to mcree?
>>162665945
I'd be okay with it if it werent a 3000 OW credit recolor skin.
250, 750 at the most but 3000? What the actual fuck? The Reaper skin looks cooler and it's only 750.
CHRISTMAS CHECKLIST WHEN?
>Rein's ice fishing spray matches Pharah's
Dad confirmed
Mystery Heroes is such a lame fucking brawl
>oh hey the enemy randomly got a great team and yours is awful, suicide until you get a good hero or you lose!
How long until I get a new lootbox from the new gamemodes?
>no changes to D.Va
HEPPI CHRISSUMAS
How come nobody said anything that symmetra buffs are live yet?
>>162665885
>>162665650
>you will never have a hot mexican dad who will literally kill every bully in school if they so much as look at you the wrong way and make you dope duds
>>162666141
h-her ice block is a snowman so its okay!
- mei mains
>Have a full lobby
>"Searching for players"
Defend this Blizzcucks
>>162666237
The 5 people who play her are talking about it
>>162665650
You just know he would be one of those toddlers in tiaras kind of parent though...
Just opened my free winter lootbox.
It went... okay.
>>162665754
>>/reddit/
>>/tumblr/
>>/oven/
>>162666246
>Not wanting warm snug cherry cheeks in your face
>>162665885
post more Ana/Gabriel
I like Sombra's gun with her new skin
Didn't even know Zarya had a lagendary taunt. It's fucking brilliant.
Does anyone have a list of all the unlocks?
>>162658585
hi there fellow potato player
>>162665754
>squee
kys just fucking kys
>all those people posting legendaries from their free boxes
>open mine
>get 3 silvers and a blue sombra skin
I despise you.
PROGRESS SHEET WHERE
>blizzard finally nerfed hyperspeed crouch spamming
it's been in the game since the beta lol
now you float like you're half-crouching and you don't bob as much
>>162666418
The best fetish
>>162666418
this is such a lazy skin
>>162665958
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Mercy, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I placed at the top of grandmaster in my placement matches, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret games on PTR, and I have over 300 confirmed healing per game. I am trained in angel warfare and I’m the top pistol user in the entire Overwatch player base. You are nothing to me but just another Genji main. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this game, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my waifu over the Internet? Think again, dps fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of support mains across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the resurrect, maggot. The resurrect that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rank. You’re fucking bronze tier, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with quick melee. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mercy skins and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Overwatch, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Reaper edgelord. I will heal fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>PLaying no limits
>Zen on our team never uses his ult to actually heal people, only ever uses it to heal himself / escape at times where it doesn't matter
>"God you're such a shitter why are you playing torbjorn"
This is the even more casual version of the casual game mode, I don't know why people come here if not for fun
>>162658957
>Class
>>>/tf2g/
ELF SKIN TRACER PORN WHEN
FUCKING WHEN
MY DICK NEEDS IT
>>162666462
>99 lootboxes
>61K gold
Just fucking buy everything with your gold
>tfw autism forces me to get snowball achievements
Oh fuck they finally added Sym's buffs
Any special lines with the new skins?
Winter King's Row is gorgeous.
is oasis live now?
>>162666669
Saving himself does more long term benefit to your team. If he's letting the entire team die that's one thing but it's better used on himself than one person.
>Hanamura with snow
IT'S SO FUCKING BRIGHT
STOP BLINDING ME I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY
>>162666842
Nah, that won't be until January
>>162666756
Torb says he needs more elves for his turrets.
>>162666726
That'll ruin the fun.
>>162666462
>buying boxes when you have 60k coins
i havnt played in a while
is there a group up feature with people youve just played with?
i read they were adding that at some point
>>162666734
mcree's is easy if you save your ult for the start of the game and spam across the map
>>162666893
thanks m8
Is it just me or is the event shit
>>162666918
Yeah, bottom right after a match over now has a "stay as group" button.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
I WANT TO FUCK WIDOWMAKER
>>162661789
>new developer diary for an autism simulator I play is out
care to elaborate?
>>162661632
>>162667043
GET IN THE FUCKING LANE
>tfw mei will never fart in your mouth
it 8urts
>>162665789
>Open 10 free boxes
>2 legendaries 1 Genji and a dupe Sombra
>1 epic sombra emote
>Rest are voice lines and icons
BLIZZZZZARD
>Pharah and Rein have ice fishing sprays
>And "Toast" victory poses
I'VE CRACKED THE CODE
FIRST STRIKE WAS CANCELLED BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO TAKE THE STORY IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION
IT WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO FEATURE ANA'S AND 76'S RELATIONSHIP, BUT THEY DECIDED TO ESTABLISH REINHARDT AS HER FATHER INSTEAD
>>162660173
>Scrooge McCree is epic
>mei skin is legendary
Really make sure you think
>>162666980
3 good skins, 1 good play of the game emote, and zayras taunt.
that's pretty much it.
the brawls got boring after 3 games.
At least bring back a hockey themed lucio ball.
>3rd box
>Zen's nutcracker skin
Thanks Blizz!
>snowball offensive has achievements
FFFFUFUUUUUUUUUU
I'm playing this shit for 90 minutes and couldn't win a single fucking match.
>>162667043
IT'S NOT FAIR WHY ARE THERE NO BLOO SKINNED WOMEN IN REAL LIFE HOW IS SHE SO FUCKING PRETTY I JUST WANT TO AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>162666425
I can dig it.
Best girl friend that listened to his relationship problems until he started taking it too far.
>>162667043
>>162658459
mei is a fucking savage.
>>162658256
Blizzard knows what they're doing.
If this were some Steam bullshit game, this emote would cost well over 75 USD on the market.
This is actually a nice touch.
>mei offensive
>hits someone
>"Simple Geometry!"
I love it. Need more cross-character lines.
>snowball offensive
>everyone wastes their shot before the game even starts
>starts running in circles looking for a snow pile to refill
>enemy team rushes through the middle and oneshots everyone
Fun event blizz.
>>162666425
With undeniable pleasure
>>162667272
>If this were some Steam bullshit game, this emote would cost well over 75 USD on the market.
What the fuck are you going on about.
TF2's system (at least, before tiered crates) was a lot better than overwatch's
>No Dva skin
>AGAIN
>>162667285
It's a tad bitter sweet seeing as it helps reinforcehow one-sided their friendship isroadhog gave him nothing
>>162667371
>Get box
>Have to pay 2.49 to open it
>get bonk
Yeah so amazing
>>162667414
He's still being his bodyguard. That's a good enough gift.
>defending team on new Christmas Brawl gets double Mei on Hanamura
Holy fucking shit who the fuck actually likes Mystery Heroes? Who fucking asked fort his?
Can someone upload a webm of the new zen skin with the "harmony and discord" highlight intro?
>>162667371
>get crates
>have to pay to open them
>better than overwatch ones
are you retarded?
>>162667443
>Have to pay for boxes
>Open them
>3 whites 1 blue all voice lines or sprays
nice
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO FIND A MATCH IN ARCADE
>>162667371
>What the fuck are you talking about?
On Steam, you can (used to?) sell items on the Steam Community Market for steam store shekels.
Emotes/Waifushit tends to get REAL expensive. Not limited but including the Bikini Risky/Shantae profile wallbackground
what do you think mei's butthole smells like
>>162666665
>off by one
>>162667557
Yea, the market exists.
>>162667530
As opposed to buying crates, yea
>>162667254
>>162667346
if I had to guess she probably had to listen to him rant about everything, not just his sex life
>tfw no friends to grind for boxes with together
>kill someone as Mei
>One shot, one kill
Epic
>>162666515
>>162666310
It's amazing, really, the things you people get angry at and start throwing death threats over. Even for the asshole of the internet it's pitiable.
>>162667567
Chinese food
>>162666666
>>162658124
ANOTHER FUCKING TRACER SKIN
KYS BLIZZ YOU DEGENERATES
Man, I wish Widowmaker was designed to be more of a medium-long range hero with a more carbine-ish weapon with smaller zoom and a venom grenade instead of mine.
It would make her actually fun to play, not as annoying to have on the team, and to have a good one on the enemy team.
One stone, three birds.
Alas. Shame.
>>162667538
Apart from the fact they are free every level up, free every 3 wins in arcade, and free from playing certain game modes too
>>162667710
and you get free drops in tf2 as well
not to mention most of the things are dirt cheap in metal
>>162667567
I don't care, I want to lick her chubby butthole like it's an ice cream cone
>new Lucio skin
>recolour with a hat
>epic
>new Mei skin
>recolour with a hat
>legendary
Bravo Blizzard
>>162667710
>Have to WIN in "Brawl" mode to get chests
I play the Arcade to de-stress, not to get bent over in the ass repeatedly by tryhards who have to win to get gratification and loot.
>>162667620
I love shota McCree
>>162667662
She's cute, though.
>>162667043
GIVE IN
TO THE BLUE
>enemy team gets Double Mei and Double Torb on the new Mystery event
>we get double Bastion on Offense
Is this a joke? No seriously, was I just completely fucking pranked? This is not okay. Seriously, what the fuck?
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that are going to waste 3k coins on some shitty emote
>>162667793
this but unironically
>>162667856
I wasted 3k coins on Yeti Winston
>MFW I got surprise gift zarya emote
>>162667285
>being so excited to give his best friend a nice Christmas present he signed it with an exclamation point
CUTEST
AND
BEST
BOY
>>162667620
>>162667815
>McCree(male)
>>162667620
So, you can see Zarya's cleavage if you're looking from above. I guess I always assumed she wore a sports bra, an undershirt or... well.. anything at all under her armor.
>>162667856
i'm going to waste all my coins on widow's intro
>>162667414
They seem to be genuinly friendly on the matching sprays though, so maybe he did just not a gun.
>>162667981
she really REALLY hates robots doesn't she?
>>162667981
But anon, Zarya is a man.
>Free box
>Got Phara's skin
NOICE
>>162667815
who doesn't
>>162667981
i bet her underwear has a huge shit stain in it too
>I know whose been naughty~
>>162667981
>widow's intro
>tracer's elf skin
>everything else is fucking shit
Great event.
>>162668127
what hero
depending on your answer I will buy this voice line immediately
What's the next event?
>>162667815
So does Ana, I'm sure.
Fuck new Symmetra. I'm out until a patch hits.
mei's legendary looks lazy and mostly just recoloring her basic skin and adding a hat for her. Zen's legendary tho, it's a must get.
>Zarya got a legendary emote
>Comedy Gold already exists
Even if I got it for free from a lootbox, I wouldn't use it.
>>162668171
Valentines
>>162668171
Summer?
>already seeing an influx of gorillas solely to counter Symmetra
I hate every ape I see
From Chimpan-A to Winston-Z
>>162668167
Hackergirl
>>162667538
>Have to pay for boxes
WRONG
>>162668157
>Tracer green recolor with christmas hat
>good
>Zenyatta nutcracker skin
>shit
Hmmm... really makes one think...
>>162667807
It changes her iceblock too thats why
>>162668316
ew
never mind
>>162668167
La Smuga
>>162668121
It just makes no sense, because he was already an adult badass in the Deadlock Gang before he got out.
>>162668258
why would you want zen's skin? it's just a nutcracker
>Always mained Symmetra
>Now every game someone picks her
>They always play like shit
I fucking hate it they try to do the car washer method.
P A T
P A T
P A T
I'm a waifufag. Blizzard knows how to take advantage of my dick.
>play in mystery heroes when bored
>all these acrubs running around with characters they don't know how to use
17 kill streak no deaths on Hanamura with Mei. God I wish comp could be like this. The box I got from it had Ana's Wasteland skin.
>throw barriers at Widowmaker
>she gets gunned down nearly every time by our Soldier or McCree even at really long range
New Symmetra is fun
>275 HP Soldier
Great
>Reaper's new skin uses the same color effects as Reinhardt's halloween one
DEEPEST LORE
>Nobody in Mei Brawl knows crouching in OW muffles footsteps
snowy hanamura legitimately hurts to play
it's so bright
>>162668424
What's the best way to place her turrets? I know you don't want them clustered but if they're completely alone they're next to useless.
>>162668474
>17 kill streak on character's best map
Good job, I guess?
>>162667813
This I would play if they were just play the fucking game
>>162668424
ikr. symmetra's been my main since the beta.
so many shitty sym players
>>162668342
>>Tracer green recolor with christmas hat
Look at it again, anon.
>>162668408
it's cute
Playing these Winter snowball games really makes me realise how shit I am at this game. My aim is so fucking terrible and my reaction times are a joke.
It pains me knowing I'm so terrible at OW.
>>162667981
That's not cleavage you dumb horny teenager
>>162668574
That's not the thing tho, you place them E V E R Y W H E R E there might be enemies.
They're not supposed to do a lot of work, they're supposed to fuck with their focus which is the real damage they deal
>>162668157
Zarya's emote is perfect.
no one answered me... should i finish this story aboutfutazaryabullying anon's flabby bodyand wrestling anonto the ground before pulling out her massive dick and and thrusting it inside?
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SwlWrLaoTkI0_jJYuGODKRB0PKx_hbnH455el2Ovt8k/edit?usp=sharing
>>162668362
It's still retarded and lazy
C U T E
U
T
E
>>162669260
yes. finish it. make zarya force anon to crossdress before flowing his ass
>>162669237
Its fucking well done. Always different from the last. The matryoshka present is my favorite.
>>162658124
>the belt read GAMF
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW MCREE ID GAY AS A MOTHER FUCKER???
>>162668157
>Halloween event
>All I wanted was Reaper
>Got it, and more without spending a dime
>Christmas event.
>NO SLEIGH-MECH DVA
>No Christmas Angel Mercy
>No Candy Cane Katana for Genji
>Nothing I really want but the Mei/Tracer in Christmas tights, and even then I don't play them regularly.
Kind of disappointed.
>>162669720
Greedy, obviously
>>162660520
>You're on my naughty list
I want rein to punish me for being naughty
>>162670009
GAMF could be taken quite a few ways.GayGenerousGreedy
Unfortunate implications.
>opened around 20 boxes so far
>only shitty Zarya skin
>nothing fucking else
>all easy sources of lootboxes dried up now
JUST FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE F A M
>>162660805
>being poor
Is Zen's skin the best?
>>162666141
>>162666246
>lazy epic skin
>at event legendary prices
meifags will pay any price for their shit tier waifu
>>162670170
The sad thing is tumblr will think this way
>Ana
Normal hitbox. NO EXCUSES.
Biotic rifle damage and healing to 50.
Biotic Grenade now reduces healing by 50%, and increases healing by 50%
>Widow's highlight intro isn't called Mistlefoe
Missed opportunities
>>162669435
I like the thought of her pressing her.cock head against his face, getting her pre on him
Btw, this isn't gay cause is a girls cock. Its straight to suck and take in the ass
>>162667482
lol just shoot them in the head nigga
>>162659056
any higher res?
>>162667818
>>162667818
SO IS ALMOST EVERY OTHER FEMALE CHARACTER. STOP MAKING FUCKING TRACER SKINS FUCK TRACER ANF FUCK BLIZz
>>162658304
fuck you
>>162665062
Best new line too.
Can't pen the zen.
>>162670734
Something they could do to help balance the supports in general is make their abilities scale to the health of their targets. Examples: Lucio and Zen have higher healing on tanks. Discord and Mercy's damage boost do +50% damage to tanks.
Do the same for healthpacks while you're at it.
>I can make deez nuts jokes again
>>162660057
Nigger i got the same sking from a crate i just bougjt even though i got lucios christmas skin (which is so much better)
>>162659525
>Wanting something super simple like a shitty sweater
>Complain that Thriller 76 isn't fancy enough
>what is Michael Jackson
I don't think its summer, is it?
>>162659769
Not in that outfit! SLUT! SLUT!
>>162667146
Soldier, Ana, and Torbjorn also have the same victory pose
What does that mean, fuckboi?
Wish Soldier would get a good skin. Least there's Commando. His default and most of the rest are dogshit.
>>162667285
WHERE IS THIS?
>>162677135
I wish Pharah got something less supernatural
What is blizz trying to say about her
>>162660878
At least make your garbage post creative
>can disarm players and use their weapons for 4 seconds
>>162677846
All of Pharah's are GOAT you fucking queer.
>>162678107
>zombie
>ice demon
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING NORMAL AND AT LEAST HUMAN
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK
>the skins I want are 3000 fucking credits
>keep getting blues and whites in loot boxed
JUST
>>162659656
she could do that to my dick if she'd like.
>>162678204
>Mecha cyborg
>Native American
This desu, all her skins turn her into a different character.