/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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from now on faze are OUR guys (although they were always our guys)

>no skins

How do I get skins?

>jew supporters fishing for (You)s
not today "pass holder"

Is it forbidden to girl teams/gender mixed teams to participate in csgo tournaments? I wonder if we ever see a female playing on the highest level, bet there is a semi autistic girl playing csgo 24/7 somewhere right now.

>>162637869
buy my titan holo ak for 60 dollers plz

>>162638118
missharvey played invite for a season. she decided she wanted to play for a female team tho

>>162638118
It is not forbidden, they just fail to qualify

eww what the fuck is that OP

>>162641015
the most influential and best female counter strike player in history

>>162642197
fucking atrocity

>>162642271
her name's missharvey actually

>>162642318
miss piggy lmao

>>162642389
kill yourself son

>>162642453
you'd need to be a non-white to even look at her without puking

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>>162642627
uwot

>>162642691
eww what the fuck is that

>>162642728
wait a sec you're trying to get me banned aren't you

>>162642827
fucking atrocity

>>162643028
i don't want to get my brothers IP banned but fuckin kill yourself

>>162643184
miss piggy lmao

https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/808719141305720832

>>162645862
is he making fun of missharvey? if so fuck this fag

>>162646330
neck yourself yellow shirt wearing nigger

>>162646672
it's been nearly two years since that pic bro

>>162646984
are you on discord?

yo I haven't posted here in like 6 months since I got a gf what's it like here now do we meme

>>162647158
there's a discord?

>>162647371
no go away

http://www.hltv.org/news/19457-machinegun-returns-to-themongolz

>>162648656
Glad to see our guys are back together

MAD MAN
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/808738577752408064

>>162652297
LOL THE BANTER OH MY GOD SO SAVAGE HAHAHA :D

>>162652297
Banter machine at it again

>>162652297
I can't believe he tweeted that. I mean I can, but holy shit

https://twitter.com/tolkienfanatic_/status/808749797465358336
so if you already attended a major you've got an easy road to requalify. ok.

What rank are you guys? I'm looking for a group to play with/watch sometimes to get better.

>>162661773
MG1

>>162661773
silver elite

>>162662795
same lmao

if third worlders, anime profiles and germans were banned from csgo, the game would be virtually cheater-free.

prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't

>>162663014
>russia
>people with hot chick pics
>question marks

>>162663014
ever played cs in asia?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcyLmgWF7tQ

new CS:CO gameplay

>>162662795
>>162662990
>>162663004
thanks for the replies, it's my first time posting here. Is there a steam/discord group or something I could join of people from here? I've waited until I was good before joining a team/group and I think I am ready.

>>162665814
newfag here to CS, how was that second deagle kill possible? I mean without hacking of course.

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http://www.hltv.org/news/19457-machinegun-returns-to-themongolz
http://www.hltv.org/news/19457-machinegun-returns-to-themongolz

>>162666987
oh whoops i didnt see >>162648656 because of all the harvey shitposts

>>162666987
J U S T
U
S
T

lmao simple sperging out on fpl players, bogdan tier drama inc

>>162665864
https://discord.gg/3E7zHEz

>>162668232
tfw no more super comfy actually good eu fpl player streams

only streams are full of shitters

>>162668232
yes invite me

i am communicate details
i am team play
i know map details
i know meta details

thanks

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>>162671807
t. autistic redditor

>>162672538
>being comfortable with one of the most profitable games of all time not releasing any new content

hey faggots if i haven't played comp in a few months has my elo changed or would i still be playing the same matches i did before i stopped playing

i know i lost my displayed rank

>>162674560
you'll get back a rank probably 1-2 ranks lower than your original if you play normally but if you have a bad game you might go down 2-3 ranks lower

Update incoming

>>162674560
If you wait long enough you end up at nova 2

# Visuals
- Visually upgraded the SAS Counter-Terrorist player model

# Sound
- New C4 beep sound for increased sound positioning with HRTF.
- Fixed issue where some sounds were muffled as a result of upsampling for HRTF compliance.
- Added option to audio settings to enable/disable HRTF on OSX.
- Reduced latency of HRTF.

# Public Lobbies
- Improved algorithm and performance of public lobbies discovery

# Maps
- Updated radar map for Nuke

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>>162678392
New SAS model

http://blog.counter-strike.net/2016/12/17343/

>>162678572
th-thanks

>>162678572
looks a little pixelated dontcha think

>Updating the player modes
Ye im sure this is all gonna turn out well...... NOT

>>162637712
New Operation fucking when.

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>It's a dumbass and his unranked lil brudder ruin the match episode
wew

>>162666102
By getting lucky with the RNG just like the first one

>>162665814
Is this on the Source engine or is it like 1.5/1.6 with Source visuals?

>>162681676
>not being high rank

lmao

>>162682150
well its kind of hard when people keep dragging morons into queue

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>>162682826
I believe in you!

>>162682826
You're supposed to carry to get rank up

>>162678572
it looks bretty gud but the top of the knee-prtotector thing stretches dumb
>it's a valve can't rig worth a shit episode
I'm honestly sorta looking forward to seeing what they'll do with the rest

>>162683125
kinda hard to carry a.3 v 5, especially when the two competent teammates quit because they're sick of the other 2 dipshits and it becomes a 1 v 5

>Terrorist spotted

>>162688930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wc2Og4vr2I

FROM IVY

>>162689692
OUT MIDDLE

>>162689818
THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR

https://youtu.be/z7cJQkhpEmc?t=2m1s

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>stainless steel

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>Swiss system

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>>162652297

hello i like using anime cheats does anybody else like using anime cheats add me up

;new episode from da bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we4WDyi8cTA

lmao Twistzz is fucking over TSM what a boi

>>162695526
Take it to reddit kiddo

>>162693704
We managed to trick all of those sperglords into a discord channel thank god

>>162697451
>he doesnt like weeb manlet and autistic wiki editor

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>Spoof location to be denmark
>Make lobby
>4 Vikings joins
>No fucking clue what they are saying but I get a free carry every time
>100% of the time they know english too if I ask them

Page 10, death incoming

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Does anyone itt own any gloves skins?
Has anyone seen anyone with them in game?
Seems like a massive flop so far tbqh

The fuck guys, even in tf2 we have more stuff to talk about since the game is a mess and they are slowly fixing it, but very slow sadly.

>>162642691
She is cute, i cant stand her smile tough...

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>>162705926
Post recent purchases
All anyone in tf2g talks about is cosmetic loadouts

Also
>problem glasses
>cute

>>162706708
Yeah true about tf2 and i didnt know about those glasses until now desu

>>162700576
>90% of the time, at least one of them is wallhacking

I never post in this board so excuse me while I don't know all the inside memes, but is it even possible to increase your rank in this fucking game? I always place in top two, but 50% I get paired with Russians or gooks, who apparently have no idea what the fuckin objective of the game is and there is a 9 year old screaming "stick together guys" as CT in broken fucking English.
This game fucking sucks, fuck it I'm deleting this shit

>>162716003
>but is it even possible to increase your rank in this fucking game
Yes?

>>162716316
well to be honest in Europe it was better, here in Japan it's just Russians and Koreans

https://csgostash.com/music

post best music

>>162717992
0.00

I sweat so much during comp

>>162719869
same

my ass especially

>>162688664
You are what rank you deserve to be. I doubt you have had 3v5 every single match of your 10 last matches.

stay mad, and stay bad. Or you could like, improve and actually git gud you know

so is high sensitivity a meme, or is it actually viable?

was watching some frag clips, and saw some decent plays with casters commenting about the high sensitivity

>>162721198
it's for low test beta male redditors

Gonna buy a DeathAdder Elite.
You have 20 seconds to talk me out of it.
send help

>>162722334
you can get better quality for cheaper

>>162722468
Like what.

Where the fuck is the next episode of Counter-points I need to be spoonfed opinions by a british autist and a bald manlet.

Literally 3-30 in every MGE game. Everyone says I'm boosted but I'm not.

>>162722520
Zowie FK1

>>162722676
>Zowie
No sorry.
I had the fk2 for 1 year now and aiming has never been more difficult. The mouse is way too long IMO and only suitable for fingertip.
Got the EC2-A just a few days ago and instantly returned it. The mouse has way too much height.
The sensors were good but it doesn't matter when the shape doesn't fit my hands.

uh gotards???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkXlw7Jif_g

>>162722889
retard

>>162722889
lmao deathadder has more height than deathadder you retard

get a zowie

>>162722334
G502 best sensor best mouse

>>162724242
lmao looks like im a retard lmao

i meant that deathadder has more height than ec2

>>162642691
>>162642728
bro this bitch is older than Taz lmfao

>>162723109
>what is that thing
Thast what she said :^)

I unsarcastically catch myself thinking about Pansy sometimes guys. is this love

>>162725839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHekNnySAfM

Would you rather play Cs with the early crowd (6am-12pm) or the late night crowd (10pm-4am)? Which is going to have more tryhards and higher skill level?

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so what are the odds ourguys can make it to the next major

>clear launch options
>nothing in background
>new sounds disabled
>still fps drops since update

what do

>>162730461
change multicore rendering, restart, change it back

>>162688664
if you can't carry a 3v5 then you probably are the rank you deserve to be lol

who runs under the name "Kaiwa" in /csgog/? Anyone on the discord?

>>162728067

Early crowd is usually some older people which is nice, can be hit or miss with skill level. Late in the day you get a lot of people closer to your skill(due to more ppl in queue) but chances are they are retarded kids high off soda who can only aim and go full rage in the warmup

ded thread ded game

>People still cry about autosnipers in LE rank
I thought people outgrow this phase when they move out of the gold nova ranks.

>>162739802
yeah i mean if you get it, they are screwed is a big risk

>>16273 9802
you really like posting this repeatedly

Wow, I wish I knew a love such as this.
https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/809039578065670144

>>162721198
>he fell for the "you will never make it in CS if you don't have 400 DPI like GuardiaN and kennyS" meme

anything under 2000 eDPI is perfectly viable

>>162743371
truly he is our guy

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I still miss winter

>>162746594
nys

>>162746634
please come back! we miss you unironically!

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>>162746634
maybe after christmas

>>162746634
come back

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i killed the meme man in hs dm

does this mean im pro now

i like having all the pros in the us. i just played with denis from mouz and n0thing

Is VAC truly the best anti-cheat system in the world?

>>162749567
um have you heard of punkbuster? lol

@kondo

discord.gg/dXRkAgT
discord.gg/dXRkAgT

>>162749901
this discord is retarded autism holy shit

>>162751337
I agree.

>>162751337
>4chan discord
>anything than retarded autism

lol

>>162749653
Yes?

Back to being depressed alone, shaking my head.

>>162752404
hi kondo

>>162752953
who???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdepgyLTcw

>>162752404
Are you feeling empty inside yet?

>>162753617
yeah

Is improving a meme

>>162753975
no, keep practicing

>>162753975
i just made a meme do you want to see?

>>162754286
ok, senpai. thanks

>>162754484
sure. is it your semen?

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>>162754598
no

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>>162753492

>>162755786
MOOT?!?!?!

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>>162755786
i wonder who's behind this post

Discord is dead, what now? New one just for elite™ people where no one but they can join or is this it?

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

>>162748443
>4:3
no

>>162760563
just go back to the original

How To Stop Worrying And Start Gitting Gud

Should I buy 144hz memnitor

>>162762204
240hz is the new meta

>>162762204
Yes, if you get above 120fps.

Karambit vote 0-.-0

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Why do they recommend me these shitty videos? I never watched a moe video in my life. Every time I click not interested, it still recommends me these Arab fucking shits videos. What gives?

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Reminder that it is literally impossible to cheat on LAN

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http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/ELEAGUE/2017/Major/Offline_Qualifier

Who's going to make it?

>>162766507
Dig/Faze/NIP/Optic/Godsent/G2/NV/IMT

>watching a warowl video for shits and giggles
>he pronounces the game not "tsee es go" or "tsee es", but "tsee es gee o"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162764085
i know this is a satirical post but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfFlW5OJF3A

>>162767683
You mean this, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thWwVPLlCwM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybg5pKeOnuU
fucking hiko

>>162767683
>valve, commie retards

what

>>162767989
https://twitter.com/stunna/status/809158697289011200

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stupid gringo, nobody cheating ok?
now go eat burger man

>>162767989
these people go to one party in their entire life and a semi-funny puke story which takes place during that party will be the most memorable thing of their life

>>162767989
>adults incapable of managing their drinking
e-sports manchildren everyone

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FAVELAS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
https://twitter.com/TACOCS/status/809167348838105093
https://twitter.com/TACOCS/status/809176233296719872

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https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/809185438116225024

>>162768730
desu shroud's story where he got arrested was better.

Found my chrisj folder so im gonna post on jp

>"Rush B no stop" silvers
>"OMG DONT PEEK" novas

Which are worse?

>>162770642
no aim supremes

Update

OPERATION DROPPING H O T LADS

>>162772305
are you sure about that

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>PlayerDecalDigitalSignature

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ChrisJ is my aesthetic

>>162768882
what is forest and olof going to do now?

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im glad csgog is dying you guys are cancer

nys

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Wow moe made it into a meme account i follow

Also heres tsm's new roster
http://tsm.gg/news/tsm-csgo-roster-update

>>162773407
>shahzam

Shame, TSM had a lot of good players on it.

>>162773958
They're taking out one shitty scrim rager for another.

>>162773958
>TSM had a lot of good players on it

This hasn't been true for a year

>>162774251
Eh, twistz can be decent, relyks is ok, and sick is decent.

>>162774317
wow such persuasive arguments for how "good" they are

GODSENT will win the next major :>

>>162768882
Why would anyone care about this rule change at all if they weren't cheating?

>>162769040
you never used and never played any tournament to now so you can't affirms

>>162774538
Balding

>>162773958
Tbh he's obviously been putting in a lot of work after getting kicked from optic and was shitterfox's carry

>>162775107
you can't be a carry if the team never wins a map

CS event in Mexico when ??

>>162774391
Believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAHYfQ-Ojw

>>162776010
channeling for pige

Has anybody ever withdrawn from kickback? I left it on my nick for the past 6 months and have 23k rubys, but I can't add a phone number

>>162769040
>>162769269
Truly the greatest event in CSGO history.
Richard absolutely slaughtered it.

I actually enjoy being banned from comp

makes me feel much better 2bh

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CHICKEN COOP

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CHICKEN FUCKING COOP

OUR BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4zxkFym8L0&t=0s

Are Vega Squadron and Spirit our guys tomorrow?

>>162768882
>Lez Noobs

What did he mean by this?

>>162781482
yes

Important strawpoll

http://www.strawpoll.me/11878979

ded thread ded game

>>162783298
Why are half of these from pugs?

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>>162783298
>karrigan missing all his USP shots and getting 360 noscoped by KennyS (cobble)

reminds me of this

Freezing rain took out my power
Pray for me

>>162783298
You forgot Pansy's casting

>>162729460
5-8%

>>162790597
awww

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>>162789975
>pansy's casting

>>162783298
Most of these are excusable except karigan missing and invert burning desu

someone pick up desi

you never used and never played any tournament to now so you can't affirms

>>162794209
I really like this meme.
SK is full of double faced hacking idiots

hey guys I just got a brand new karambit doppler

for $20 irl lolololololol

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>>162637712
What's a decent gpu. I've been told to get a 470. Planning on getting a 144hz monitor.

>>162794209
Can someone explain

any hype for the qualifiers tomorrow?
will cloud9 embarrass themselves by not qualifying once again?

>>162798191
yes

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>>162781482
>our guys
Spirit
Vega Squadron
Renegades
OpTic
TyLoo
mousesports
HellRaisers
GODSENT

>their guys
dignitas
EnVyUs
Immortals
FaZe
Cloud9
CLG
NiP
G2

>>162801067
>OpTic
>dude cod lmao
>our guys

>>162677109
I hadn't played in months and I only lost a couple ranks.

Help still no electricity

Help still no decent aim

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>>162808153
Tfw move mouse but crosshair doesnt go on man's head because computer is off because no power

>>162801067
>optic
>our guys
>faze
>their guys
>navi,sk,astralis neither ours or theirs

Do you use demo managers like headshotbox 'gog?

>>162810290
no since we all play on community servers only and there are no demos

reminder that mouz are our guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR5ZjT8CzAA

>>162811750
UMPUMPEN DA

Old discord link?

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hey whats up bros just got some gamer fuel and now im gonna queue some epic matchmakings

What are the best and the worst map available in valve mm?

>>162801067
>optic
>just one something
>somehow our guys
dude we go for the underdogs around here.

Is everyone else on NaVi just huge or is Guardian the shortest motherfucker alive?

>>162812110
https://discord.gg/aH7YB

>>162815742
the shorter arms means the shorter neurons therefore faster reactions because least distance.

>>162816582
thanks magog cutting off my arms now

Should I start betting again for the major qualifier? I'm really feeling the itch.

Lost nearly a thousand dollars earlier this year, but I think I'm in better shape now.

>>162818496
degenerate gambler

>>162816582
Seems like you know what you are talking about. Have any other tips for top notch performance?

Greatness is about more than just winning

guys, we're one hacker down, but fortunately we still have 2 more than all the other teams

imagine being a journalist finding proof of hacking in csgo but having a nondisclosure agreement because your 200k relies on it... is it enough to rank SK as #1?

Redpill me on Desert Eagle /csgog/

>>162818496
yes. do it.

Live

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>>162818496
>>162818554
>>162820415
minus is the favorite (that much to win 100 and and your stake back)
plus is the underdog (100 to win that much and your stake back)

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certus looks like a goblin

>>162819493
Any journalist that has undeniable proof of pros cheating would probably be praised

I can't imagine anyone penalizing someone for exposing a cheater

>>162813765

>Best
D2 this is undebatable

>Worst

Cobble

I AM going for spirit but seriously Davcost should try and hide it better

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>>162821909

""""""""intuition"""""""

>>162821351
>he doesnt understand getting bought out

Every shit team is going to upset.

Mark my words.

>>162822208
yea lmao because im betting against them lmao

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>magisk getting killed from behind because he doesn't have HRTF enabled

Who's the guy on Team Spirit with the funky buck teeth?

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>>162822456
S0tF1k

wait, when did they give cajunb the aimlock? used to just be konfig

>>162822606
When konfig got too much heat.

>playing with team
> Down 6-14
>Getting ripped by enemy awp
>Tell my team I will one deag the shit out of him and we will win this game
>Do it like an absolute madman
>Team gets hype and we pull it back and win

Moments like these make losing to hackers 3 times a week worth it (almost)

>>162822031

>He doesn't understand journalistic integrity and how it affects their pay

Bet even if they did try some shady shit that another company would be more than willing to pick them up. Not to mention it would increase their popularity and therefore pay

Ive missed dat team davcost

Did sotfik just pixel boost?

>>162823458
who care...

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our guys

>>162822630
I take that back, the last round konfig went on a madness with the ol' aimkey

https://clips.twitch
.tv/eleaguetv/FragileGoshawkPJSalt

Why did he roll up his mousepad when he just threw it down anyway?

>CIS cant even outhack denmark
fucking hell this game gets worse by the day

>Shoot somebody
>Die
>Three bulletholes on the wall directly behind them
>No damage done

How does a 128 tick FFA server with no loss or choke, decent ping, and no var spikes manage to have such shit hitreg?

time to watch happy baiting

>>162824424
Jebaited Happy Jebaited

>kennys cant move his arms because he touched a weight
What a frail cunt I hope he dies of overexertion

>>162824456
>Je means i in french
I baited, what the fucj

hen1 cumrag????????

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no wonder he's always worn a hat, he's ashamed of that nigger hair

Are HEN1 and LUCAS1 identical or fraternal twins?

>happy is the last surviving player on T side AGAIN

>>162818496
What's making you better is the fact you *aren't gambling* Please don't do it anon.

its another "switch spectate away from felps when he aimlocks thru smoke" episode

>>162825136
Just gays

https://twitter.com/guardiancsgo/status/809434567358742528
:ok_hand:

Well neither are my guys so i hope they both lose

>>162825485
i assume he's referring to >>162678572

Im thinking of bettin 200 to vega. would koosta go ham?

envyus?
more like

pity us

>>162825601
https://twitter.com/guardiancsgo/status/809436477428002816

Damn, I would feel dirty and disgusted using those headsets after looking at the br fucking shits hair

taxation is theft

>>162825860
oh, figured he would have commented on the sound already since that update came out weeks ago

he's wrong by the way

kenny schrub?

more like

kenny scrub

https://twitter.com/Magiskb0Y/status/809437167344844800

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>win both pistol rounds
>still lose

My god sixer is so fucking sexy and a french accent to go along with it!?! I'M CUMMING

>2016
>using DVI

NIP confirmed for food poisoning

sixer is so bad

>sixer left in a 1v1

you just know how it's going to turn out

>>162827392
even devil was a better clutcher

>its another american tournament so cheaters go all out episode
sad

cuckys
cuckex
cuckbk
cucker
cucky

Immortals are aways a scary team. Guys need to get their shit togheter and put on some consistency, they can be better than sk under some good tactics.

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>win any kind of clutch
>YAAAAAA HEAHUAEHUAEHUAEHUEAHUUHAEHU

most obnoxious team on the fucking planet

>immortals aren't banned

Why are these fuckers allowed to play?!

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>tfw unironically like EnvyUs
Am i leddit?

>>162828180
yes and u have to go back
they've been shit for long enough to not be considered reddit's team

When did karrigan become smart?

Will Karrigan ever win anything?

autimatic more like autismatic

>>162830080
hehe...this

hahahahah sure stewie, sure
"""""legit"""""

>>162831521
he's from na so he can't cheat

>>162831720
he's from na playing in na tournament so he's 100% cheating

>cs "pro"
>still occasionally fucks up spray

LMAO fuck this autist game no one has time memorizing this shit

>>162831939
CSGO is so RNG you might as well be playing hearthstone.

>>162831939
He also has a youtube tutorial on spraying and spray transfers.

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>its another HvH episode

pistols sure are balanced huh guys XD

Stewie: Skadosh you need to toggle
Ska: ...

https://blog.twitc
h.tv/announcing-irl-mobile-broadcasting-and-updated-community-guidelines-6833dcac8012#.ne2u8a4l1
Twitch is just justin tv with mods who wont let you stream movies

CSGO is such whiny babies

They never patch this crap because no matter how careful and small the updates are there is half the game crying for no reason

Lol c9

Will Americans ever not be the laughing stock in all of esports? I thought Trump was supposed to fix you.

>>162832689
This might be the first time I've heard CSGO patches called careful. Good bait!

>>162832874

Hes not in office yet

When he is you can be assured the internet will be banned which should cut down on cheaters

>>162832956

Every patch was very careful except for the r8 which was designed to troll the community

>>162833123
lol

our favorite toggler subroza is gonna play now!

>win
>get interviewed
>always give a goody 2 shoes answer
>gg they played well close match :)

Are CS players cucked by contracts to be always nice? I wish CS had the banter of the fgg community. Don't really need to be like "ey nigguh get ta steppin or ill bang you up brrrap brrrrap", but if I was a pro that beat C9 I'd throw some shots at sewage2k for talking too much and still losing.

>>162833343
He isnt even my favorite toggler on the team

Which CS pro has the coolest real name? I'd say Finn is pretty baller.

>>162833676
Enkhtaivan Lkhagva

>>162833343
The only boy on CLG that's my favourite is Cutler.

Faggot Sumail

Good 1 tap from cutler tho

koosta more like poosta
more like poofta

>>162833752
Erkast? I like his csgo name too

relcuCk
cucksta
cuckroza
cuckte
cucked

Would have been 4-0 or 3-1 for inbred russians if they didn't choke two easy rounds.

Chopper is a mini dosia.