/owg/ - Overwatch General

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d.va is best

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Hana is taller than Tracer

>>162623389
Tracer is pretty short for a male.

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Fareeha Amari's hips.

>tfw not enough patience to play Reinhardt

Guess I'll keep playing D.va and Hog.

>>162623471
Not as short as Lucio.

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Gabriel Reyes has better hips than that ugly old Fareeha Amari!

Phara is an amputee right?

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>>162623513
>thighs thicker than waist
Fareeha is a real bombshell.

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What is the highest amount of HP regen possible in Overwatch? Off the top of my head, it'd have to stack:
>shield regen (eg. Zarya): 30 HP/s
>healboosting Lucio: 12.5+36=48.5 HP/s
>Zen orb: 30 HP/s
>Transcendence: 300 HP/s
>Payload: 10 HP/s
>S76 heal: 40 HP/s
>Mercy heal beam: 60 HP/s
All in all you should be able to theoretically get 518.5 HP per second. Is there anything I'm missing?

I'm helping my silver friend climb, me being plat, shredding silvers and golds as S76 is satisfying.

>>162623601
Nope confirmed by Blizzard she has no missing limbs

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>Hey faggot, want to be stream assistant? You'll get free doritos

Would accept this proposition?

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>>162623601
Nope, she can give 4-limb hugs.

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>>162623591
Oh my!

how long until?

>>162623641
sounds boring

>>162623657
Doritos is as disgusting as the rest of mexican cuisine.

>>162623543
>tfw get an unexplainable bloodlust every time i play reinhardt

I don't charge into the enemy team like a retard but usually they're pretty intimidated by my swinging and pushing is easier.

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>>162623657
How about forget the shitty snacks and you let me eat you pussy while you play instead?

>>162623627
Ana's grenade

>>162623698
It's good for my bad self esteem

what happened? Why did OBS suddenly stop working with overwatch? It records about 6 seconds before the video freezes. It keeps recording the sound, just no video. And the 6 seconds that it does get are choppy and bad.

used to work perfectly. No settings changes or hardware changes or anything.

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>Finally doing my placements
>Win my last match
>Got the floor is lava achieve as lucio
>and got POTG
>And placed Diamond

This was a good day

>>162623627
Ana grenade heal boost

>On a win streak
I know the bad one is coming, I know it.
I really want to get to 1200

>>162623894
are you amputee

Do people play support now?

if tracer doesn't get a christmas skin i will kill myself

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>>162623932
i have both a penis and vagina but was only born with 1 originally. take a guess.

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>It's high noon...
>DRAW
How do you respond to this tough situation?

>>162624019
I get shot from 400 feet away with the 2 people around me not getting hit at all.

>tfw shitting on a dps 1 v 1 as Ana

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>>162624019
hold M2

>>162624014
good riddance

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already got 50 boxes to get ready for christmas

>>162624093
if reinhardt doesnt get a santa skin im going to kill myself.

>>162624124
hmmm

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>>162623817
nothing triggers me quite like boob plate armor

>>162624141
good riddance

>>162624124
you do realize that boxes have their loot decided when you get them

and Christmas boxes aren't even the regular boxes, they're going to be special like halloween and summer games.

>inb4bait

>>162623932
Nah, I just did my placements when I didn't really know much about the game. I had pretty much fucked around in QP and one night while drinking I did all of my placements and went 8 loss, 1 win, 1 loss.

Basically every game at this ELO is a landslide either way.

>>162624014

She got one for Summer.

Only characters that need a Legendary are Winston, Mei, Dva, Widowmaker, Reinhardt

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>>162624153
>>162624184
HOOK LINE AND SINKER EVERYTIME XD THANKS FOR THE REPLIES

>tfw you play DPS in your stack, because you really good at mccree
>tfw your friends force you to play 76 cause meta
>tfw you can only flick aim, and can't track

I never really feel like I'm killing shit with 76. With McCree, 2/3 clicks = dead. 76? Hold down LMB in 3 second intervals until you get the elimination confirmed icon.

>>162624167
Nothing triggers me like a mech being able to be put to sleep.
>>162624220
Hopefully widow gets one, and hopefully its not trash like the rest of her skins.

>>162623995
If i attach a cute picture of dva will i get a reply?

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>>162624237

You're not the poster that they quoted you faggot

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>playing symmetra more than once

>>162624389
>not playing symmetra in attack on every map in quickplay

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>>162623756
>>162623828
Right. I also considered Roadhog's self heal, which out-heals the shield boost in this hypothetical lineup.
So, if your lineup were to consist of you as a Roadhog, Ana, Zenyatta, Mercy, Lucio, and S76, you'd get 488.5 from the last 3, plus an Ana nade for 100 and double heals, plus your 300 self heal. All in all, you'd get 1777HP per second for one second. Of course, this will literally never happen since that lineup is insanely bad.

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>>162624437
>playing quick play

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>>162624389

i play her in QP when i want to emote and wank to thicc thighs

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>>162624389
I might play her more once the partch with her buff goes live.
I can never get into a match in the ptr or else I already would have tried her out.

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>>162624017

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>>162624317
believe it or not, but I'm actually the only person in this thread

any discords where i can share sfm lewds and other things i find that are overwatch related?

So now that rank has been severely inflated, what rank is the new "impressive" rank?

For comparison "impressive" started at 4100.

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>>162624606

>>162624637
check the fucking op

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>>162624606
you're not alone pal

>>162624709
if your not in the top 500 you might as well be bronze desu

>>162623657
I'd do anything for hana

>>162624167
Boob plate armor is real though.

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>>162624606

dank meems senpai xD you sure got me!

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>>162624850
>says it's gremlin D.Va
>it's not

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>>162624237
Ok.

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>>162622773
>play OW all day
>decide to play comp
>internet fucks up
>decide to take a week break since I assume my internet is too bad
>play again after a week because I have never DC from anything in a week
>internet fucks up

Guess I am not playing comp this season then.

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>>162624742
It's called pressing F12 and editing.

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fuck this

I quit. Comp is stupid bullshit I fucking hate everyone god damn shitters forced 50 bullshit god damnit bullshit fucking piss. I'm maining hanzo from now on deal with it. Birth of another memer, here to ruin your comp games. It's the way the world will end, all will return to memes.

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How would a SC2 player have proficiency in piloting a mech anyway

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>>162624167
Translation for the pic anyone?

>>162625067
this post is why I listen to songs like this while playing my favorite character (genji) instead of talking with the team. I can't imagine having [fun] with someone like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbyIphpwAo

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>close to leveling up
>want to play
>but also don't want to waste a lootbox before the event starts
what do

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Black haired Hana is pure sex

>>162625074
Just roll with it

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Is there something wrong with the PTR?

I've been in que for like 20 minutes now

>>162625194
>listening to weeb music while playing weeb characters

Is this why I lose games when I have Genji that doesn't talk on my team?

>>162625225
No, she's not. Her default hair is the best.

Does zarya beam deal more damage the closer you are to someone or does that not matter?

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This is literally the best skin in the game

Dont even try to deny it

>>162625074
She was trained after they chose her for it most likely.

xmas event when gimme my cosmetics blizzard REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162625426
not even his best skin and genji is shit

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>>162625275
actually, I lied, my time on genji is literally "--"

Now, the Mei who is totally rocking and on the point and all kinds of cool stuff...

>>162625459
10 hours

>>162625470

Every Asian character is a weeb character.

>>162625559
Symmetra is actually my highest played with 86 hours

>>162625559
Funny how its a Chinese character that gives a shit about the environment.

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>>162625426

>implying implications

>>162625662
>no mic
>playing music ao not paying attention to call outs/footsteps
>symmetra main

You're my worst nightmare.

>>162625719
Of course the character that has lived in china wants to save the enviroment.
Shes been the other side.
China needs to be nuked though.

>>162625218
Level up.
It takes like 4 games to level up

>>162625792
China is now the world's leader on climate change and environmental laws thanks to Trump. America has given up its global leadership position of power.

>>162625915
Its still a shithole though.
The enviroment is getting better, but there is only so much one can do to change a people.
Also, negative change is still change. They have always been the worlds leader in climate change.

>>162625426
>sandnigger weeaboo
remove yourself

>>162625736

overrated trash skin

fuck you I don't have it REEEEE

>>162625915
>source: tumblr

>>162625426
Wearing female lingerie on his legs

Yeah no

>>162626085
>le Tumblr boogeyman

>>162625274
It's up to 40 minutes now

wtf is going on

>>162626171
DED GAME

>>162626165
nice argument tumblrina

>>162624017
Thats nice anon, but post more cat

>>162625225
She should have a blonde one.

>>162626217
I just watched a video about PTR gameplay today, there has to be players

So how long to Christmas event?

>>162626035
All of genji's
Especially carbon

Always forget but when is the even coming europoor times? 18 or 20 o clock?

>>162626347
Either it's over after the 24th or it last til new year I imagine.

>>162626347
They called it off. They didn't want to offend the muslims playing the game.

Can I carry my way out of low gold with Zenyatta?

>>162626228
Nice argument /pol/tard

ITS OUT

>>162626480
What a cutie

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>King of the Hill
>Spectate Sniper
>Back of map
>Switch spectate to Ana
>Ana is even further behind healing Widow
>Struggle to 4v6 the objective

Love it

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>>162626527
FOR HARAMBE

>>162626480
>art that makes asian characters look like IRL asians
Into the trash.

>struggle to cap the first point going into overtime
>take the second point in 40 seconds
love when this happens

gift me overwatch Reeeeee

;_; i regret not getting it when i had disposable income

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we have a monkey hero, how long before a cute snake hero?

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>>162626527
>>162626665
your dick is out

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>>162626674
True dat

YO WHENS CHRISTMAS

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>>162626742
>take first point on overtime as it was the only time the entire team was there at once
>roll across the rest of the map as the defending team keeps running towards the payload alone like flies to shit
>end up not even stalling until the end because the payload is right next to defender spawn.

>guy complains of lag spikes
>proceeds to play Widow in two more rounds of 3v3
I don't get people.

>>162626825
Widowmaker Naga skin hnnnggg

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>>162626674
Does this trigger you?

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would you play with me?

>>162626746
Sent ;^)

how do you assure you even play games my guy, just curious i won't buy you shit

>>162626907
>playing anything but Roadhog/Ana/Soldier in 3v3
enjoy your losses

>>162627062
Yeah sure

>tfw stuck in ranked
guess i'll just jack off to d.va for the 1000th time

>>162627172
d.va, mercy, mei

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>Play Overwatch
>Have to hard carry every fucking game or we lose

How is this even possible? Why do I have to struggle even with 4 golds to just pull a close victory out my ass? This is some impressive matchmaking.

>>162626825
we'll probably get some generic wolf/fox furry before that

>>162627297
getting four golds with Soldier/D.Va/Roadhog is normal, not impressive.

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Explain what you hate the most about this game in two meme arrows or less

>King of the hill
>Teammate picks Widowmaker

>>162627346
>Being top constantly is normal

Not sure you understand how averages work

>>162627172
Roadhog, Ana, Zarya is better

>>162626480
>3 minutes are enough
not for what I want to do with her...

>>162627385
>getting 4 golds means you're a good Soldier
you don't understand how averages work obviously

>>162627348
>attack
>Torb

>>162627348
>enemy plays widowmaker
>hook
>payload/2cp/hybrid
>contesting policy

>>162627056
Why would it, it's anime art. You don't actually believe chinks look like that, do you?

>>162627385

>Not knowing how you earn medals

tagging every opponent with a badly aimed shot and then bringing shields down will eventually bring you lots of gold medals. Like the other anon said, it's normal.

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Chat log with some guy I 5-0'd in 1v1. Thought he was autistic enough that this could be entertaining if anyones bored. Aussie server. Says he's an australian with scottish immigrant parents. Out of nowhere he starts giving me genji tips and i look at his profile, 3 hours genji and like 1400 career high. How are people this delusional?

>>162627490
split that to two posts

how to accelerate time, I need the event now

>>162627324
>generic wolf/fox furry
Hanzo.

>>162627635
eat a lot. you wont notice time running faster though, only everyone else will when you start shitposting about the christmas event in two hours.

>>162627635
sleep

>>162627635
take a nap

I play video games because I can't get a gf

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>Haven't played Overwatch in a while, let's fire it up
>Hit the quickplay
>Immediately remember why I don't play this steaming pile of shit

It's not even the game, its the underage fucking retards who play it. Hell, I bet half the dipshits in this general are underaged babbies who play on console.

Reaper is such a jobber and loser. Just like me. Gonna main him now.

>>162627348
>defending second point on hanamura
>rest of team busy skirmishing outside whilst flankers rape my corpse

>>162627729
you are supposed to play overwatch with a friend and if you don't have one you are supposed to make one

everything is fun with a friend and even if this game is shitty it facilitates that

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>>162627729
Man you're so enlightened and witty. One day I hope to be able to formulate such insightful opinions myself.

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>>162627749

>>162627792
>Pay $60 to not have fun
>Defend it

Overcucks, everyone

>>162627348
>move through chokepoint
>no one follows

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>>162627135

these are my most played games, please no bully

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HOW MANY BONGS

>tfw not a single skin leak

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>>162627841

>>162627792
>a friend

but I have avoidant personality disorder

>>162627792
i've never played with a friend in overwatch

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Post yfw the gay character is _Ana_

>>162627923
you might want to avoid overwatch then, it's a fucking team game with shitty fps mechanics

>>162627940
Jack and Gabe are gay
Just not with each other

>>162627871
>3000+ hrs on a vidya game

Think about all the rl skills you could have learned in that time.

>>162627940
>tfw tracer is gay
for mei

>>162627940
I is already confirmed its you

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>>162627908
7 and a half

>>162627385
Doing your job is normal. If you're DPS, there's no excuse why you shouldn't have gold el/dmg, obj.time if you're tank or Lucio, etc. Now if you're Zarya/Rein and have 4 gold medals, you're carrying.

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>Christmas loot is going to be locked behind boxes

Guess my 8k coins will try again next year

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>>162627991
I know what you mean.
Jokes on you though. Tf2 is teaching me skills I can use outside of tf2.

>>162627991
I know it drove me to be a NEET, karma is a bitch i guess

>>162628035
>Now if you're Zarya/Rein and have 4 gold medals, you're carrying.
Only if you won, too.

Otherwise you just have shit team mates.

>>162627991

You could become intermediate at one thing.

>>162627871

>War Thunder

kys

>>162627797

Recettear hero when?

>>162628068
Blizzard learned their lessons after summer games.

Halloween lootbox stuff was buyable.

Should I buy 6 boxes or sub to Moonmoon? I'm an autistic memelord

>>162627996
I wouldn't be surprised desu have you ever heard them talk? They really like each other.

>>162628138
It would be a waste of money anyway but if you sub at least you get new emotes instead of 30 duplicate sprays and vice lines.

>>162628136
Sorry for not being to be able to buy real games and rely on f2p shit

>>162628138
>paying people to play games
ISHYGDDT

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>Go to quickplay
>Hollywood defense
>Pick Bastion because I want to fuck around with him
>After 2-3 kills always changing sentry form places
>Enemy Pharah gets mad enough to sneak around me and ults me and only me
>"Really?", I say
>"I fucking hate Bastion" says Pharah player
>mfw

>>162627542
>till then, be vigilant
he seems pretty based and kek-worthy, meanwhile i hope you're not older than 16
>no
>lol?

>>162628198

Not playing games is better than War Thunder.

>>162627958
It's ok I just play with bots

post ok_hand zenyattas

How do I properly use Pharah ult?

>>162624521
>he doesn't know symmetra is mtf
It's a man

>>162628276
Just team up with a Zarya.

>>162628276
after zarya ults then ana grenades the ball then you ult then zarya bubbles you then ana keeps you alive after the bubble gets raped

>>162628245
Well thanks for the advice, enjoy your games

>>162628209
>"Really?", I say

lmao he did his job triggering u

>>162627348

>instalock hanzo (and not switching)
>being stomped even though they are underdog

>>162628108
>It requires skill to scam kids off their valuable items.
You're right, the tf2 economy isnt just some fucking meme.

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>>162628137
>Christmas loot will be 5x the price

>>162628348
Rein ult syncs are juicy too

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Made it to mid play from low gold playing nothing but Ana.

Do I start learning a new character or do I keep playing Ana to get to diamond?

>>162628421
learn how to rein and soldier

>>162628383
I haven't sharked a single person.
My bp is only like $100.
I got into doing 3d modeling because of tf2. I enjoying making things,and 3d modeling in a hobby that is free to get into. I also got an item in, so I even get money from it, albeit a small amount.

>>162628276
I got a sextuple with rocket barrage after their mercy rezzed and they were all defenseless

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Overwatch needs a ctf_2fort map and gamemode

somewhere where I can go and just do whatever. Maybe chat with some people, maybe practice aiming or just run around conga lining. A thing in the game that doesn't punish me for smoking weed all day.

>>162628373
Why would I be triggered?

He was the one ulting me alone just for the sake of killing me.

>>162627729
>play quickplay
>bad experience
nut up and play comp

>>162628470
Which item

>>162628470
>he contributed to the downfall of tf2
What did you make?

How much are you going to spend event boxes today?
For me it will probably around 300 € so I can get everything

>>162628501
Just forget it, even Nerfnow moved his TF2 characters to OW

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>>162628276
Easy. You don't.

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>>162627871

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>>162628421
Playing Ana well gets you to diamond easily, but soldier is faster.

Who knows how long those will last, though. You should try to be competent with as many as you can, while focusing on a few favorite staples that aren't complete retard picks.

wait, oops

>>162628547
I have almost 15k coins without buying any boxes what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>162628501
>Just make OW like TF2
As much as I want this, it ruins the point of OW.
Find some GMod coders and modelers to make a OW-esque game in that.

>>162628561
Angie the Engie got fired from overwatch in the latest arc, so...

>>162628501
>muh le comfy feels
TF2 ruined team-based games forever.

>>162627871
do you still play ToS?

>>162628606
naa. source engine games just don't have the feel of overwatch. It is too clunky. I guess that's what we get for Source being 15 years old and TF2 being 10 years old

>>162628536
The insulated inventor. Still miffed they renamed it. Innovator rolls off the tongue better.
I've been tempted to go back and make it better, but at the same time it seems like valve has stopped accepting contributor made updates.
R.I.P.
>>162628545
I didn't get an item in until 2014. I did not have a hand in its downfall.

>>162628575
Overwatch

;_; and you made me hungry now i want some spaghetti

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Mfw I'm pharah and they STILL can't kill me when they have a zen, soldier, and mccree

>>162628610
Alek is still Zarya

>>162628457
This is gonna sound weird as hell, but I'm not good enough to play either at a platinum level. I'm a good Ana, and a decent Mcree and that's it.

I hate playing soldier for some reason, shooting his gun feels awkward and unstable at mid range and farther, and D.VAs love eating soldier ults nowadays.
Rein is hard for me too because I never know whether to shield or when to go in and swing, finding the balance is low key mad difficult and a good Rein has my respect, I'd rather nano boost em and send them on their way rather than actually play as Rein.

>>162628561

>his TF2 characters

Cap-tan's.

>>162628597
I just have the money for it and my autism commands me to have every single collectable in the game

>>162628732
Life might be nice in low plat.

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>>162628732
>mfw main torbjorn
>always paired up with stormtrooper hitscanners so have to deal with pharah alone
>can do a good job but overall gets fucked and blamed for

I mean I can't aim for shit either but atleast I made something that can

How many games do I have to "leave" to get serious penalties? I have already gotten 2-3 disconnects this season and I am getting worried. Might stop playing.

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>>162628575
>spaghetti pizza

>>162628853
>owg still thinks hitscan have an easy time with pharah

potato pharah, potato hitscan.

skilled hitscan, skilled pharah.skilled pharahs don't let hitscan even get a chance.

got it? get it? good.

>>162628662
I dropped ToS when it started to get frindy af, i used to love Ragnarok online and this game was just a huge letdown, i still have access to it if you still play and want to chill out here is my steam id http://steamcommunity.com/id/neozeromus

>>162624220
Hanzo, McCree as well.

>>162628685
Neato, the comfy winter items were always great.
I remember learning that my high school communications teacher's daughter made the Builder's Blueprints.

>>162628853
>play alot of engineer
>get overwatch
>dont play torb at all because I feel like I underperform
Same with Tracer being the scout counterpart.
Their gameplay is completely about utilizing their abilities.
Gotta drop the habit of actually repairing my turret.

>>162628229
>i have twice as much gameplay and wins
straightout false, i had like 20 more overwatch hours than him, and like 40 levels, so I must have won a lot more games than him

>Have to shoot Pharahs down as Ana
>Low Diamond MMR
>B-but muh shiny emblems
This game doesn't get any better the farther up in rank you go.

>>162629090
>grandmaster
>soldier can't get pharah
>kill her more as dva

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Chill nigger, it's just banter, charge in and I'll barrier and ult

>>162629017
Thats cool.
I don't even know anyone that even played tf2 other than close family.
And thanks. The best part about making stuff is having people like it.Not because they like something you did per se, but more that you made something that people like. Which is a weird way to word it I guess, but its the best I can come up with.

>>162629090
Always kill Pharahs as Zenyatta cause my Soldier is usually unreliable :(

>>162628765
I had a really long post typed out with advice but I realized it's mostly all just common sense.

If you have a mic and can't make it to at least diamond as ana, soldier, or rein you just might be retarded.

>>162628946
I only put 200 or so hs and I went with a suboptimal C1 Wiz C1 Cryo C1 Linker C2 or C3 Memetalist and I got bored desu, I don't think I'm going to play again.

>>162629090
>high plat in season 2
>hated everything
>had 3 people disconnect/leave during placement games (one came back every five seconds, apologized for crappy internet, then dc'd again for the entire game)
>placed mid silver

I can play casually and actually have fun. Unfortunately, I'm back up to early-mid gold again. I don't think I want to climb much higher.

>>162629090
>Have to shoot Pharahs down as Ana
But Anas one of Pharahs best counters.

>>162625426
but thats not Stonehardt

>>162627348
>solo tank
>hog

>>162629253
>shoot her once
>she drops out of sight and gets healed
>repeat
>"ANA HEALS?"
Her job is to heal. Not to be widowmaker

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how long until the event starts?

>>162629174
Nah I totally get you. I do some sewing and make shit fanfic and it always feels great to see even one person give it a favorite or an equivalent.

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>>162629212
Fuck

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post yfw you get 18.7k damage 25 elims and still lose the game

>>162629320
it is when the entire team of babbies is crying about pharah and no one else can do anything about it

>>162629320
A good Ana should be able to pump 2-3 shots into a pharah very quickly and move back to healing.
I understand multi-tasking is not something thats done down in gold ranks so I hold nothing against you for not knowing this.

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>>162628421

I've been playing Ana only, (well, almost) and it's fucking disgusting. If you want to be effective, your team needs actual comp or at least one ore two not retarded pple. I have the same struggle as you and I had to start playing soldier / road instead of Ana...


Still, the 50 blizzard faggotry fucked me up.

>>162629365
are you joking

those numbers are mediocre

for a TANK

if you're dps, kys

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I love Hana.

>>162629219
Yeah this year was weird as fuck, good luck on your matches

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>>162629365

>>162629320
That's the problem shithead. If your soldier and Micky Reeee don't shoot the fucking Pharah someone has to, and if I have to take time to do it myself as the healer there's a problem.

You pretty much just stated the problem with what I just originally said. Congrats, you've just showed everyone how terrible your reading comprehension and general I.Q is.

>>162629439

Depends on the length of the game.

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>>162629403
>Ana main
>grandmaster
>genji screaming for heals
>he goes symmetra because he was dying too much and that its my fault

>still no pre-patch for the event

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I can’t believe Sombra got her own short before she was technically even put into the game, meanwhile Ana’s been out for months and we still haven’t seen her reunite with her daughter, who’s been around since the game was announced.

does sombra count as a healer if you hack all the health packs

why is seagull the best overwatch?

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>>162628896
Plis respodn

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Who /bronzeshitter/ here

>>162629670
More like gameless shitter lmao

>>162629625
yes

>>162629670
Stop playing bastion, start playing shit that drags your team to wins.
Soldier, D.VA, Hog, Rein

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>>162629625
Depends on the map but sort of yeah.
Being kind of garbage at killing dudes that aren't already at low health she is actually pretty effective just by keeping medpacks on the map hacked.
If your team has healer, keep enemy medpacks hacked, if your team only have one or no healers, keeping the medpacks on your side of the map/chokepoint can be really helpful.

>>162629670
how is that possible

>>162629630
seagull is an ugly NA shitter

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>hes not going to save all his christmas loot boxes and open them Christmas morning like youre supposed to

shame on you all

>>162629480
wish u good loot and stable connect)

>>162626347
5 hours.

D.va nerf when?

>>162629670
Also an extension of >>162629752
Stop playing when you're on a marathon of a losing streak.
>Playing through the tilt
Isn't a real thing

>>162629796
Who is this frog and why do I see him everywhere?

>>162629752
I play D.Va/Pharah, only just sat my placements this week and people kept leaving during those.
It's my first comp season, already jumped from 1000~ up to 1250.

The old soldier didn't do enough damage, but the current soldier does disgusting amounts of damage.

Ana still renders chip damage useless, detrimental even. And the only way to counter Ana's heals is still by using another Ana.

Someone mentioned a few threads ago that Ana would be fine if you had to toggle between damage mode and heal mode, so that you'd have to choose what kind of utility Ana's nade would perform. I honestly think Ana should just be split into two heroes, one hero that can buff heals and nanoboost, and a different hero that blocks heals and sleeps.

Also Soldier damage nerf. Not back to pre-patch, just like, 3 points lower per bullet. That's more reasonable.

>>162629878
It's some retarded /pol/ meme just ignore it.

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I've honestly enjoyed being in diamond more then grandmaster. In grandmaster there's way more throwers, 4 people who will "carry" with dps, assholes, and general unpleasantness.
In diamond there's shit people, but most of the time there's no throwers. At least in my experience.

>>162629796
>implying im still alive christmas morning

lmao

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>when you have a comp match with total bros who throw friendly bantz over mic the entire time and everyone has a good time even though we lost

Where's the christmas patch? I'm hoping we get ugly sweater: 76

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>>162629796
>playing overwatch christmas morning instead of opening presents with your family

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>''Hey. Anon.''

>>162629854
She definitely needed the movement speed buff, her damage was what made her unusable prepatch. But the 100 extra health was definitely unnecessary

>>162629608
Fuck off, she got two comics which is more than most characters.

>>162629983
>still getting christmas presents from family
are you 11 years old?

when is the update live?

>>162628896
all i kno
after like leaving 5 you get 75% less exp for 5 matches
i suppose it scales, the more u leave the more u get punished

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>>162629952
I know I am no better than diamond so as long as I stay in there I dont really care if we win or lose as long as I do my best and people on the team are friendly. I will find more fulfillment in my life if I enjoy my time rather than be angry things aren't always going my way on my quest to achieve a higher number next to my name in a video game nobody will care about in 10 years.

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What is your daily overwatch Warmup guys?

>>162627348
>Have Soldier 76 on our team
>He doesn't kill anything
You have to seriously try to be useless as Soldier.

Best time for ranked? I'll start
>weekend, late night

>>162630032
>not giving presents to your family
are you neet?

>>162630152
We send each other cards in the mail because we aren't a family of complete failures.

>>162630148
Early mornings, 3:30ish till about 7
All adults, no kids or trolls. Everyone tries.

>>162630135

Headshotting the practice bots a few times.

Doubles as checking my connection isn't shitting itself.

>>162630135
quickplay

Why do you solo queue?

>>162630218
>family who only give cards on Christmas aren't total failures
I'll just watch Christmas movies and eat meatballs while you sit home alone

>>162630245
>tfw played yesterday
>some helium kid and some torb main dueling it out in the voicechat from min 1
i rarely meet kids but fuck this shit
guess i'll play dota until it's the weekend again

>>162630314
I have no friends

Please dont bring old soldier back. Im having anxiety over it

>>162630314
It's a different meta

>>162630018
her defense matrix is really what needs the most tweaking.

being able to swallow the entire enemies team Damage output is pretty bullshit.

>>162630314
Because
>none of my friends are even near my rank
>too autismo to ask people to party up
>it's comfy enough

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>>162630019
It's not about focus or "screen" time; it's about moving the story along at something other than a glacial pace.

>>162630314
no friends

>>162630374
Just like Rein, eh?

>>162630374
No it doesn't. No one complained about D.Va before her health buff.

>>162630135
Nothing, I just go straight for comp because I always play the same. I never get better sometimes it works and get some wins and sometimes I have a losing streak.

>>162630314
Because friends I used to queue with got tired of the game. Also got salty super fast so we'd only get a couple of Comp games a night.

I just duo queue these days.

>>162630314
im afraid of letting my team down in competitive

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>>162630407

>I play Overwatch for the story

>>162630314
I effectively solo queue irl so why would OW be any different?

!!!!!CHRISTMAS STUFF LEAKED!!!!!

CHECK THE SUBREDDIT FOR INFO

HOLY SHIT THAT D.VA SKIN

>>162630419
She's nothing like Rein. Rein doesn't deny as many Ults as DM, and his shield is damage-based, hers is duration based. You can burst down Rein's shield, you can't burst down DM.

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Christmas event fucking when? It's already the 13th

>>162630523

Is that even legal?!

>>162628276
step one: be the cheekiest motherfucker in the universe
step two: wait for graviton surge

Everything else is basically allahu ackbar, if you can take more than two people out, go for it anyway.

>>162630314
Individual accomplishment, nobody can say I got carried if I got there myself. Decrease in focus when in a teamchat of groups more than 3.
I will never party in anything more than a duo.

>>162630554
Nice bait

>>162630523
>no links

Nigger fucking reddit is massive how the hell and I supposed to find this shit