/utg/ - Undertale General

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Fish!

Threadly reminder that I'm eternally looking for more people with rare or extensive Undyne image collections, preferably including images gathered from twitter from the earlier half of the year.
If you'd prefer not to share publicly let me know and we can try to work something out.

Reminder that the following is canon:

>Top
Flowey
Papyrus
Undyne

>High
Mettaton
Sans
Asgore

>Mid
Alphys
Toriel
Most minor characters (Burgerpants, Gerson, Muffet, etc.)

>Low
Frisk
Asriel

>Shit
Chara
Any AU Version of a Character
"""""Canon""""" Sans

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Skel!

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>>162610954
chill cat

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cute nerds

http://original.livestream.com/geeklovesart

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>>162613039
>flowey on top
where he belongs

>>162613094
That is so fucking cute

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>>162613094
Awww thats awesome! Thanks!

>>162613106
What's your favorite Undertale area due to it's color palette?

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Reminder to love and protect your goat

>>162613094
What the fuck this is actually good.

>>162613106
what are your thoughts on decidueye?

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yay i can post skeletons again

>>162613073
good skels

>>162612685
as soon as i looked at twitter i found it
https://twitter.com/ShakkotsuS

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Santa goat

>>162613292
Oh good I can be lazy and not keep looking then

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>>162613173
And your flowers!

>>162613292
Oh my god thanks anon!

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>>162613104
Cute!

>>162613292
It plays a really small role in the image and doesn't really bother me but I'm obligated to give you shit about it.

>ecto tongue

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>>162613479
There's nothing wrong with ecto tongue!

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>>162613173
Gote is for spoiling

>>162613106
let's go deep, what do you think of the drawfags that drew porn for the thread?

>>162613443
Who is nic?
>>162613523
Who is tobyfox?

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>>162613479
i knew i would get this comment but the rest of the image is cute though so whatever.

>>162613374
i got your back bro

>>162613435
np

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Love this goat

>>162613523
im glad my meme has helped frick turn into the beautiful and popular young woman he is today

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>>162613671

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>>162613552
Its true

>>162613671
Frisk being taught how to use [s]The Force[/s] Magic from Toriel when?

>>162613843
Cute!
Use control+s senpai

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>>162613552
Am I doing it right?

>>162613106
What's a hobby you've wanted to get into but haven't for whatever reason?

>>162613905
I was hoping to strikethrough, I guess that isn't a thing here.

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>>162613628
great gote

>>162613961
rip

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>>162613907
yeah you are dont worry

>>162613106
Who is worst goat?

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Fill in the blanks please:

Asriel is for ____!

>>162614161
leaving underground to suffer forever

>>162613106
What undertale meme do you hate the most?

>>162613106
Tribal Undyne or Witchdoctor Gaster?

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>>162613963
yhea she is

>>162614317
Wrong, the correct answer is "love and protection", but feel free to come back and try again another time!

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>>162614341

>>162614462
Yeah man, I could see it.

>>162613963
>lewding goatmom
stop, mom is for cuddles and pie. Mom is pure.

>>162613106
Synthwave or Vaporwave.

>>162613106
You're sitting at the bus stop on a chilly autumn day when you notice to your left stands your favourite Undertale. You awkwardly stand next to them trying not to draw too much attention to yourself until the sweet sound of the bus saves you from your own social anxiety.

Or so you thought. The bus was packed full of fellow commuters and there was only one seat remaining. Trying to be polite, you offer the seat to your favourite only for them to insist you take the seat instead. As you desperately avoid making direct eye contact, you take the long bus ride to your destination as the vehicle gradually empties until you and your favourite are the only ones that remain. Attempting to not be too overbearing, you strike up a conversation with them, and you quickly find out you have a lot in common.

Finally you reach your stop, and you and coincidentally your favourite exits the bus at the same time. Since your apartment isn't far you decide to walk together on your way, continuing your conversation. When you reach your apartment it's startlingly clear that neither of you want this to end and so you invite your favourite into your apartment for a drink.

It's a shitty, cramped place but you bust out some cheap wine and you have a good time enjoying each other's company. Eventually however the clock strikes twelve and you both agree that it's getting late. You both linger close to each other for a bit neither really wanting to say goodbye until your favourite decides to come clean. They really like you and think there's something between the two of you, but they just can't stay over the night. They tell you that ever since you both met they've been having ...urges. Urges that they struggle more and more to control when their near you. You tell them that what ever they want to do, you're down for it. They then stammer out the truth. They want you to take them to your room, tear of both of your clothes, and scat cuck them.

What do you do, do you accept?

>>162614597
Goat mom has been pent up and locked in the ruins for ages. Are you saying you'd deny her urges?

>>162613106
Chara as a fuckin' Dalek
Papyrus as the Doctor.

>>162614687
Yeah because i'd save myself for her ex

>>162614737
I'd save myself for both her son AND ex.

>>162614658
Oh god damn it I had forgotten about this copy paste
>>162614792
Slut! at the same time?

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quit posting that cowbitch, post more Best Dude fanart

>>162612972
I've read a ton of spoilers, should I still buy this game or will it be a waste of money?

>>162613106
Which of the 6 souls is your favorite?

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>>162614923

>>162614950
>liking any of them at all

>>162614943
just get a friend who owns the game to have them rip the game and give you a free copy. that's what i did

>>162614848
At the same damn time In front of her

>>162614943
It's worth playing.

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>>162613727
man this image gets posted a lot

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>>162615008
>free cute Asgore picture
fuck yeah thanks

and yeah I really like it

>>162613106
Which characterfag is the worst, and which is the best?

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>>162614923

>>162613106
Undyne as Samus?
Also I wanted to say thanks for streaming. It's fun to watch.

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>>162614923
exquisite tastes anon!

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>>162614923

>>162615081
im really bad at drawing him, do you see anywhere i can improve

What if Frisk fell into Waterfall's water and emerged as some horrifying abomination because it's actually hollywood toxic waste and not water?

>>162615465
then they could blend into monster society
what if the underground was like the sewers in futurama

What if Frick fell into Waterfall's water and emerged as some horrifying abomination because it's actually hollywood toxic waste and not water?

Reminder that this characterfag tier list is absolute

>Feculent halfwits
Fishfags
>Naive jackanapes
Papfags
>Pathetic whelps
Dadfags
>Insignificant wretches
Lizardfags
>Unworthy beldams
Momfags
>Meddlesome brats
Charafags
>Pitiful lunatics
Floweyfags
>Impudent braggarts
Botfags
>Worthless insects
Asrielfags
>Lowly worms
Sansfags

>>162615315
not that anon, but it's really nice. I'd say work on keeping the lines unbroken. But like i said it's good!

>>162615315
Well I honestly think it looks pretty good. You did the beard to a decent level which I think is the most important part of drawing him. the horns look fine. Depending on if you're the artfag I think you are (drew Asgore holding an anon?) then the eyes could use some work since they looked a little dead but i'm not really sure how to improve that. obviously if you're not then that won't make any sense

I'm really bad at this stuff since I pretty much like any Asgore pictures. Sorry

>>162615670
I will never understand how croc manged to piss so many people off here

>>162615465
>>162615578
This should have been posted once. What the hell?

>>162615670
Have a nice vacation anon

>>162615670
that chick looks like jamie lynn spears

>>162613106
What do you think about LISA?

>>162615962
Elaborate.

>>162614923
>>162614971
papyrus a cute
I want to cuddle up with papyrus and live a nice domestic live with him and his brother

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>>162615636
im not that artfag. and i also drew >>162613727 but i can not a consistency for my life.

>>162615629
i drew it very quick so the lines are bad. ill try to work on it.

thank you both

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>>162615997
>and i also drew >>162613727(You) but i can not a
Oh then I think you're stuff is just straight up great >>162613727
is one of my all time favorite requests i've gotten done

>>162615997
Cute!

>>162615997
Thank you again for drawing this for me. I have a question, what brushes did you use for this?

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>>162611132
ye

>>162616271
Thank!

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>>162616309
I just filled this out on /v/

>>162616309
fuck off you big cutie

>>162616271
Very nice!

>>162615962
What is this supposed to be?

>>162616445
Cropped pornography.

>>162616309
hey you're not the usual guy

>>162616386
>liking or at least not caring about everyone
good taste

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>>162614923
>radius+ulna on the upper arm

>>162616445
undyne tied up to some sort of "bondage" thing and getting fucked crazy by someone.

I would show it but blubord

>>162616171
i dont know i cant read it sorry. trying some new program.
>>162616083
>>162616090
aw thanks

>>162616828
You can link it.

>>162616949
FRICK

>>162616949
>Frick

>>162616949
They drew Frick?

>>162616949
it's frick!

>>162616987
>>162617001
>>162617002
FriSk

>>162617041
fuck off doogle, frisk's not a niggoat

frick on the otherhand...

>>162616949
Asian frick

>>162616949
I can't believe Frick got more fanart
>>162617041
Its Frick with a C

>>162617078
I've seen both ways desu

>>162617114
it's pronounced with an s though

>>162617041
Frisk is just an AU version of Frick

>>162616828
That doesn't look like Undyne. It has a nose. What the fuck is it?

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>>162617261
it's second life

>>162617362
The horror... The horror...

>>162617362
>tfw no sl slut doggo bf

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post images of the handholding variety

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>>162617686

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>>162617686

So how little do the monsters actually know about souls and how human souls empower monsters? It's been bugging me for a while to think about the "legend" about Human and Monster souls. The Human/Monster equivalent for power is ludicrously vague by saying that it would take all the monsters' souls in the unerground to equal one Human soul's power. Obviously they left a little wiggle room in since Asriel missed Napstablook's soul, but he was still a God. Also how would monsters know that 7 souls would essentially grant a monster godhood? Have any other monsters ever absorbed human souls, or was the horrible creature drawn in Waterfall just a representation or a caricature of Asriel? Also what would be more powerful, six monsters with one human soul each, or one monster with 6 human souls? The power level between "extraordinary" and "god" is difficult to place.

>>162616987
>>162617001
>>162617002
>>162617038
>>162617078
>>162617102
>>162617114
>>162617156
>Frick

Literally who? I've been gone for a while.

>>162618059
you know, frick

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Living a domestic life with this goat

>>162618059
The contentfag?
He's been here for a really, really long time.
Brown gote oc guy who is an asrielfag with an asrielfag girlfriend?
He's into tf porn?

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>>162618118
this but with a different goat

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>>162618118
something something I want to chill with Asgore

yeah I got nothing

>>162618227
I've been gone for a year, so I haven't seen them at all.

Thanks for filling me in.

>>162618227
>tfw no Asrielfag bf
Suffering

>>162618375
You've missed a hell of a lot then!
Do you need some more info?

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>>162618461
Oh hell yeah.

so did anyone else leave the game at a genocide run simply because of alphys? she is literally the most irredeemable character I've ever seen in a video game. She doesn't deserve a happy ending

>>162618760
>fucking over the other characters I like just to screw with Alphys
No

>>162618760
>she is literally the most irredeemable character I've ever seen in a video game.
I guess you haven't played many videogames

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/r/equesting that comic where frisk and asriel were making out on a bed and their braces get stuck together

>>162618554
Well, we have a music guy called Blookanon
Barely any writefags besides random anons and Milka
We have Microsoft Paint Guy (MSPG) draws joke stuff and lewds, mostly gay
Frick who posts some art and rowlet/gote stuff is memed to hell
Cry draws for us still mostly draws asriel but will draw other things
Broba draws with markers and is an avid tar wars fan
Pumpkin draws cute stuff, and doesn't shitpost
Jelly is an artist who draws a lot of things but has low self confidence and wants to make people happy
Angstrom draws cool stuff and thicc fire girls/undertales
we have several unamed drawfags too

we have memes like
"/utg/ is dying/dead"
"Chara Burp Fic"
Voreposting
"""Canon""" Sans shitposting
We had Mettaton butt memes
Pumming Dosty hunted all of the dummies to near extinction
Sorielfag is the omega troll whom hates undertale and good artists and is incidentally gay and literally wants to see it all burn
We have many, many other types of posts, but What I said here should cover you. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask!

>>162618760
Alphys is the kind of person that just kinda keeps making herself miserable over and over
The worst fate you can give her is to just abort a pacifist run immediately prior to going on the date sequence with her

>>162619003
>and is incidentally gay
No i'm not

>>162619054

>>162585348

>>162619054
I thought you said you were leaving.

>>162618896
name me ONE character that is as irredeemable as her.

>>162619201
Flowey, Asriel, Chara, So Sorry, Jerry

>>162618760
go to bed alphys

>>162619003
That about gives me enough to go on. Thanks!

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>>162618937
Merry Christmas anon

>>162619251
You're welcome! Oh, just as a warning, if it seems like a baitpost, don't bite it.
drama bogged down a thread once

>>162619201
Nier
I literally killed a room full of actual babies at one point not to mention dozens and dozens of actual children and also a pet dog once that was really sad

>>162619389
>Killing children
Isn't that the one thing that bumps a game up to rated A?

>>162619550
Well its kind of a spoiler but they had lost their human form and were stuck in these glowing light bodies but you totally kill a fuck ton of actual human kids and at one point what is literally a room full of crying babies

the thing is you don't find out until NG+ because you can't understand them.

>>162619642
Huh, that's kind of interesting.

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>>162619676
Nier and Drakengard is dark as fuck plus the creator has a hard on for making you kill a bunch kids. Drakengard 1 has a mission where you slaughter a bunch of child soilders and 3 has a part where you fight a giant amalgamate of a bunch of child orphans

>>162619784
Yikes, that's kind of messed up there, not gonna lie.

>>162619820
also one of the dudes on your team in Drakengard is an actual pedophile and another one is an elf whose children were killed so she became a cannibal that eats babies and at one point gets eaten herself by a giant baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r27qkHFKupo

Its amazing that this guy is still allowed to make games desu

>>162619964
>>162619784
Does Drakengard even exist?

>>162619964
>A pedophile and a cannibal that eats babies
>giant baby eats the elven baby cannibal
Holy shit, seriously?
Why and how?

>>162620059
Yes I actually own it but the game is shit so I would just read/ watch an LP

Nier is legit amazing though and its getting a new game in a few months but idk if they're going to censor his shit since its an actual big budget thing

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babybones!

>>162620116
Yes
granted a lot of this stuff was toned down for the american release but in the jap version one of your dudes avoided his town being slaughterd because he was fucking kids in the woods and that elf chick talks about eating baby flesh they left the child solider killing in though

Drakengard is kind of a wild ride

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Goodnight utg!! We've made it through Monday, and I hope you all have an excellent Tuesday!!

>>162620129
also the best part is that despite his games selling like shit he keeps getting funding because hes friends with one of the guys who runs Square Enix

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>>162619317
thanks a lot friend
tfw not kissing that goat like that right now

>>162620212
Certainly sounds like an insane ride. Any other highlights of the game?

>>162620429
Your MC is obsessed with murder and his sister wants to bone him and when he turns her down she kills herself thus unleashing the baby Apocalypse. Also your best friend who had a crush on her takes her corpse and enters a giant fetish and fuses into a weird semi-retarded kid that is the main character in 2 but that game sucked so no one really gives a fuck about it

Also the final ending ends with you telephoning to modern day Tokyo and after a really retarded rhythm battle fight you get blown up by the military and that leads into the events of Nier. Its one of the few games where the more endings you get the worse and worse outcome there is. Like literally the first ending you don't have to do anything special for is the best one and the last ending is the worst for everyone

This is just Drakengard 1 of course

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>>162620613
>enters a giant fetish
giant fetus even
>you telephoning
Teleporting

I need to go to sleep

>>162620613
>>162620729
I....wow. That is just another level of fucked up, man. Wew, that sounds like a wild ride.

>>162620836
Yeah I love how crazy his games get. The funny thing is that in Nier and in Drakengard 3 he actually makes you like the characters who do these terrible and fucked up things and want them to get happy endings.
also the soundtrack is god tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gilH6f2hHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x0-EYfwP-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb932fxPeQs


I'm really excited to see what Nier Automata is going to be like since it should have an actual budget and good gameplay for once. Shit has the potential to be the GOAT

hey do you guys like undertale?

>>162621038
never heard of it

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>>162621038
yes I really like Undertale and that is what we should be talking about and not Nier even though its great

My favorite Undertale is Asgore

What's yours?

>>162621038
Yeah man, it's a great game with great music.

>>162621072
keep it that way
>>162621097
>>162621124
stop being a shitter undertale is trash

>>162621001
Man, that's some good music there.

>>162619201
Reminder that Undertale is really tame compared to many other games in terms of how fucked up things get. Alphys, Asgore, Asriel and Chara combined are still not as bad as certain video game characters.

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>>162621540
It's the only reason Undertale's OST isn't my all time favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5xZbJDZZo4

>>162619239
even more reason to do genoicde then. Half the characters don't deserve a good ending

>>162622031
Except by doing it, you give a happy ending to the worst "character".

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nice

When we were at grillbys with sans why was there no option to glass him?

>>162622462
Because poking him with intent to kill would be enough.

>>162621038
Yes.

Bubba's house.

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Joy to the world, /utg/ is dead

and now...

we all...

are free....

Dead hours are fun.

lets gossip about anons. i heard this one anon's fav character is actually undyne, can you believe that?

>>162624942
Who would we even gossip about?

>>162625051
just anyone. like this guy >>162624784
i bet his favorite is flowey, lol

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flowe

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anon wtf are you doing

>>162625108
Dude, everyone here is named Anonymous.
We could be talking about you. Or me. Or even some faggot asking us what we're doing.

>>162625108
>his

>>162625170
so? you dont want to be gossiped about? im ok with it. just pick someone and gossip about them.
anyways i heard that one of the anons here has a crush on box mettaton hah what a nerd

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>>162625115
Flow

>>162625153
I'm sitting here with my arms crossed staring at /utg/.

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>>162624942
Surprisingly, yes I can .

>4 and a half hours
>31 ips
that's not good

>>162625852
it'll pick up in the morning, thread will be slow until then.

>>162625310
I mean I wouldn't mind it.
But any time I get any sort of gossip it's for doing stuff I usually do.

>>162625852
Maybe some anons finally killed themselves or that one guy found a /utg/ gf or the other a burgerpants bf. Maybe the dream is dead.

>>162625936
well im trying to make jokey gossip and not instigate character-war type stuff or anything actually hateful
i just dont want the thread to be dead

>>162626010
But I haven't found all the fish yet...

>>162626070
Too new of a quest meme. You're like optional /utg/ DLC.

>>162626132
I knew I should have started sooner. Oh well.

>>162626070
What are you planning to do once you've found all the fish?

Make a bin for them and swim in them? Let them fall on your head like a shower?

>>162626318
Make a big archive for people to download.
If I can ever get around to sorting my images.

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one of these days the dead hours would truly be dead (no IPs at all)

only the anons from america would be left

and the thread would be active when they're awake

I am gonna feel like the only anon left once that happens.

after this christmas, how many more can this thread have?

>>162626685
im american but im up during the night now so ill be here.

i wanna fuck that fish

>>162626685
See, the thing is that that's already happened anon. The only ones here are the ones that'll always be here. Us few nonamericans and the couple nightowls from America.

It doesn't get any more dead than this.

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flowe

>>162627612
remember the guy who would claim at cute floweys like "ohhhh!" i miss him

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Prepare to get bopped!

Alphys vore when?

>>162627758
booped by what, those noodle knuckles? fat chance

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>>162627536
>tfw night owl
>tfw my usual threads are shit/ have bad past
>tfw back to /utg/ after months of being gone just so I have something to do tonight

Howdy folks.

>>162628034
there's a lot of oldfags coming back lately. welcome back.

>>162628113
Oh yeah? Like who? Last I was browsing here skull was a poster.

I wrote some smut for other fandoms but I got nothing contributed here.

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>>162627667
yeah...
I miss all the floweyfags desu

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>>162627769
_now_

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>>162628210
Someone did this for me a few months ago.

>>162628206
not sure, just some nameless anons or they never specified what they did. a lot of people talked about coming back here after being gone for a long time, some of them even gone for more than a year.
skull doesn't come here anymore or if he does he only does it anonymously.

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>>162628316
they left too ;-;

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>>162628206
>smut
>tfw

>>162628425
Who drew these?

>>162628426
Don't you judge me.

Zootopia

Also got me a 'sona', but I deleted all the images I had of it to try and leave that behind.

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happy goat

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>>162628534
>zootopia

ppfffft hahaha

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>>162628616
Its a taint on my soul I'll never be cleansed of other than by the eternal fires of damnation.

Lol nah as if I wasn't tainted enough already.

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>>162628534

>Zootopia

>>162628616
frick geek drew your fursona earlier

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>>162628485
reuniclusjelly.tumblr.com
or flowey drawfag on the zeemap

but as i said, they stopped coming here after the anniversary

>>162628843
Hey on the bright side I learned I'm really good at writing porn. Sometimes pain and humiliation are the best teachers

>>162628425
I don't think I ever found out whether the choice of chocolate was intentional, but this is still one of my favorites. Makes me smile every time I see it.

>>162628871
>mfw still on the map
>still the only fag in montana

At least I played the game lol

>>162629019
>mfw all the other Australians have probably stopped coming by now

>>162628702
i just dont get why people fell so hard into zootopia porn

its just generic furries

>>162628864
ew gross

>>162629019
I havent checked the map in a long time.
Looks like some people near me deleted their markers, there used to be quite a few in my area but now there's only one other.

Would you still love your fave if they had the same personality and role but were a giant poisonous centipede

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How do I get Asriel to notice me?

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>>162629150
>porn

Bruh I was just there for the fucking (you)s. If that meant writing gay fox smut then god damnit I did it.

I have standards and shame now but god damn I was a little whore.

Also its kinda of like pic related. Just fucking around talking about a movie and boom, you've got a fursona.

>>162629535
i'm not gonna judge you for the fursona considering i got one from this piece of shit game

dont u fuckin lie to me about why you wrote porn tho

you say it was for (you)s but you got a secret cocklust

>>162629181
No and I don't consider it petty. A giant poisonous centipede would be pretty fucked up.

>>162629627
>secret cocklust

Yeah I won't deny that but it wasn't anthromorphic disney movie foxes that gave me cocklust. That was a long time coming.

And writting smut and reading it are two different things. Reading it is a fun way to get off if you've got a good imagination but writting it and doing it well is a fucking job. Don't you dare tell me after working my ass off to make some decent furry fuckery that I can't be satisfied by "You have kudos/favorites" or those sweet sweet (you)s.

How do I get Frick to notice me?

>>162629863
transform into an owl

>>162629863
Get tastes worth respecting.

>>162629852
kudos are the devils poison

i supped from the waters of ao3 and i got weird comments about destroying peoples sexuality

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>>162629989
Even the smallest doses are addicting. Made me write two other stories before losing steam.

>>162629980
you mean a fursona and tf fetish?

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>>162630105
Shit man I don't know.
I'm the wrong person to be asking when it comes to getting people to like you.

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>>162630104
you are like little baby

>>162629181
How about a giant POSIONOUS GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLStiJdW8Pk

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>>162630223
I suspect I could have gotten more if I stuck to the 'fox and bunny' shit but I lost motivation to do that.

also:
>That one guy who comments on everything you make

>>162630339
ao3 is full of fujoshits so im surprised the gay stuff didn't get you more views

they eat up boy love like its honey

>>162630442
Ironically the middle one was hetero.

And there's only so much shilling you can do in a anon thread before its pointless.

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>>162630223
How about this

>>162630442
they probably arent into gay furries though are they

>>162630589
>AO3 zootopia tag
>explicit rating
>161 results

Yeah seems so. Compared to Undertales 1900

>>162630589
my two highest fics involve goat frisk in some way so idk

>>162630543
i think most of my ao3 readers were just random people searching tags because i posted my fics on pastebin when i shilled them on 4chan

>>162630774
>goat frisk

Is it a decent developed story or is it blatent smut? Cause goat frisk one of my fav AU

>Captcha for past half hour:Choose sushi

Captcha wants me to fish post

>>162630846
blatant smut and tf fetish shit

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>>162630896
oh

>>162630896
Does cute little goat frisk get the big daddy bad time touch cummy from Sans who was supposed to be babysit but he knew that Frisk would love it very much and made sure they never told anyone threatening to kill Papyrus if they did

>>162630963
sorry

now i wanna get back into writing. fuck you guys.

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>>162631102
Are you good at it?

>mfw I want to write but its usually grand AU ideas or stories I could never reasonably finish
>mfw smut stories are stupid short and easy to write but arn't what I like to write

>>162631016
asriel turns frisk into a goat and then one of them gets fucked in the ass

>>162631102
I wholeheartedly support that notion. I'd write something as well, but not sure our interests are on the same channel.

>>162631305
>one of them

Oooo not spoiling the good part eh? How coy.

Its 6am and I need sleep

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>>162631216
i dunno, im not anywhere near great but im not the worst at it. i get stuck or frustrated often while writing and end up hating my idea so i end up scrapping it. i have a lot of unfinished stuff.

>>162631465
i dont think it matters our interest are in the same, i doubt they are as well. but someone will probably appreciate your fic (even if it's just yourself) so i encourage you to do it anyways.

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>>162631613
>6x as many kudos over my longest story
>more kudos than my three combined on one story

Whatever you're doing, you must be doing something right, frick.

>>162631728
im not frick im just someone else who is listening to you guys talk about writing this whole time

>>162631781
Oh sorry, I assumed you were the same guy who wrote the gote frisk stories because of your posting style. I also thought frick was the guy with the gote fetishes but fuck if I care, I'm just trying to be clever.

>>162631728
eh that isnt me

http://archiveofourown.org/users/frick/works

i dont have many kudos

>>162631901
i am the guy with the gote fetishes

>>162631959
Both of you dont capitilize your I's or put periods on your sentences so fucking figure your shit out and stop confusing me

>>162632001
ive typed like this for damn near 15 months in this thread you're not making me change now

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>>162632051
>15 months

I feel old.

>>162632001
i thought it'd make sense im not him i made a completely new post not responding to anyone and frick was already in the conversation. sorry

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>>162631728
This is the best I've managed so far. Never tried lewds, though I heard there's a first time for everything.

>>162632263
God speed man, I can't even get in the mood to turn my mind towards stories, life is too fucking busy for that.

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images

>>162632583
that's a cute image
undynes leg looks strange though

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>>162632583
isegam????

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>>162632583
awright

>>162631216
you could try writing a collection of one-shots that all fit in whatever AU you have in mind, a couple authors I like have done that

>>162632869
Thats an idea but any steam I have tends to be towards original fiction and that shit is impossible to get visibility for.

i want to hug burgerpants desu

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dead hours
no one will notice as I molest this goat

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Oh hey you guys are still around.

Anything happen in the past two months?

>>162634112
I'd stop you out of ethics but I want to be molested so I can't say anything.

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>>162634254
kinky anon

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Chara burpfic?

>>162634214
art book, new merch, professional fan album, lots of fanart

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>>162634407
Napstablook gore fic?

chat moving so slow no one will know i shitpost

>>162634407
Shyren diaperfic?

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>>162634535
flowey rapefic

>>162634479
Ah cool.
>>162634535
Well that meme is still around.

i wish owls were real

>>162634605
WHEN!!

>>162634616
same

all the cool anons are gone

>>162634616
Owls are real though.
Didn't you catch the Superb Owl last year?

>>162634403
Yeha pretty much. During my time away at the zootopia threads I made some friends and talked on discord/steam.

Turns out one of them was somehow subconsciously grooming me to be a furry cockslut. Fun times.

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Friendly reminder that kindness is the only way to fix the general

>>162635052
I want to die

https://68.media.tumblr.com/3fa40996f49c146009361f384c971386/tumblr_ohf0vbQDUD1vb79azo1_500.png
>Alphys makes a cafe

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OWLS

>>162634884
>tfw you will never be a cool anon
w-what if i drew something?
im not good...
but im trying to improve!

>>162635096
If that's what you really want, I support you!

>>162635131
Because /vp/ crossposting

Daily reminder that __Frick is a shitty artist.

>>162634884
oh.. i get it.. im not cool enough for you huh anon. i mean i try. i fucking try my best. but i guess that isnt good enough for you is it.

>>162635216
Dont be rude

>>162635216
this didnt need a reminder everyone knows

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>>162635216
frick is ok

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>>162635204
Practice man, practice! We'll get better together

>>162635216
Wow rude much

>>162634605
we'd need a flowey-writefag for that and we're out of those

>>162635338
I'm gonna take Alphys's ice cream sundae, smack it in her face, and then tell her that I did her a favor since she's so fat already!

>>162635320
what the heck is this

Frick is -not- ok.

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>>162635419
Wow rude much

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>>162635465
geoduck clam ,baka.what were you thinking

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>>162635417
Good god who's left?

>>162635627
>geoduck
Is this a geodude-psyduck fusion?

>>162635627
i dont know but i stared at them for too long before realizing the image was even undertale related