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xth for booty
TIRED, ANCIENT, AND HALF-DEAD... STILL, I COME FOR YOU
>Faggots permabanning Camille already
I can understand in Ranked for sure but come the fuck on, in fucking normals too? How else are people supposed to learn to play, with and against, a new champion?? Blind Pick is cancer so don't give me that either
I love Lissandra!
AMA!
>>162603896
kill yourself boodrum
>>162603702
Good night, Ahriposter.
>>162603825
People expect her to be Yasuo-tier.
Though she isn't, more like Fiora-tier.
>>162603859
>Paying 1.5 grand to be boosted to diamond as bronze
>When you will either decay from not playing ranked or feed uncontrollably and drop in rating anyway if you do play
For what purpose?
Draven!
Draven!
Draven!
>>162603825
this. it's fucking stupid because people will say
>lel stfu fag don't want you feeding in my NORMALS game
people are fucking cunts, i sat through 5 dodges in a row because people kept banning Cammie.
>>162603983
She's probably a tier below 5.16 Skarner in terms of sheer brokeness, problem is she takes a decent amount of skill to play right so that might not be reflected in early winrates.
>>162603823
I *know* you.And I see you always.
>>162604014
people do it for the border and i never question them cause it's my way of making money
i only did some small time boosts last season but got a bit over a grand in the process. it's easy money and it's fun to shit on kids and have everyone on both teams asking if you're a smurf every match, and not answering because they're not worth your time
it hurts
can we be less cancer just for one night?
>>162604141
???
>>162603821
My fellow anon
>lose a 4v5
>faggots sit at our nexus BMing and spamming "ez"
>>162603710
>I'm about to play against a Darius as Yorick
I'm so happy, I eat Darius for fucking breakfast
>>162603975
who are you
>>162604108
I dont think its the skill thats her issue right now. Its new toy syndrome.
She literally came out today and I've seen only one game where she fucking stomped the lane opponent. For all I know she's as successful as Kled (Probably not, she's got an extremely scary kit in the right hands)
>>162604141
What did he mean by this?
>>162603823
???
>Everyone saying camille is nasty good
>I'm feeding
Redpill me on fotm builds for her because I guess I'm doing it wrong, I thought hydra/trinity/tankshit was the norm?
>jungle eve feeds her ass off
>goes into each lane and basically gifts enemy a kill
>everyone is flaming her
>i don't say anything because i figure she's just having a bad game
>check her op.gg after the game
>last fifteen of her games have been losses and she fed in all of them
It has to be intentional, right? How do you feed fifteen games in a row if you're not trying to? And if you aren't doing it intentionally, when do you just realize you're a detriment to every team you're on and just stop playing?
>>162603509
She NEEDS to be flashy, either in skills or just in general (movements, animations) so the younger and bigger population will drawn upon the new, fun and powerful® champion
She's being shown as "win asured" for most people, so money flows. Then retards play her as a godmode tank with infinite damage and proceed to feed, lowering her winrate, while the non-retarded playerbase will keep abusing her for a while
She will also force each match to change, making the game look less stale and fun for (most) people
Finally, Riot will decide "she's not balanced enough/we didn't wanted her to do X" and proceed to nerf her a little (for X patches) or shift her power around
This time it looks they're doing it on purpose. Sometimes not, but this time for sure.
>>162604138
You can do it Anon. Keep fighting.
>>162604414
rofl
>>162604414
>Yorick is at full health
>With a large wave of minions
>And his ult up
>And a bunch of ghouls up
>Darius still tp's in
???
>>162604136
Part of me wants to just take the bost.
The other part wants to be taught how to fish rather than being handed the fish.
That part is sub divided into the self hating part which says 3 lanes feeding is my fault somehow, and the other part says I just need out of bronze to the place where people have some idea how to close out a game rather than dancing in mid until the evemy split push our nexus' tonsils in.
I'm at a loss anon
Where is the "i don't want to sleep anymore" poster?
>>162604561
It's like when people gamble and get down. They start doing stupid shit that they usually wouldn't do and get into kind of a panic with the mindset of "I have to win".
>>162604141
sure
>Hear a knock on your door
>Open it
>See this
wat do?
>>162604715
I hope he is okay.
>>162604825
Question reality.
I can't tell if I'm sufficiently detilted yet
I had a loss where I was carrying but our riven did everything in her power to throw, up to and including teleporting to try and backdoor while the enemy team destroyed our base
This was like an hour ago and I already did my detilting regimen of 8 mario maker levels though
Haven't played in a while, is Rumble still playable?
>Playing Karthus
>See bot get low
>Ult
>They use heal
>oh well
>YOU HAVE SLAIN AN ENEMY
>It was the jungler
>Wait what
>AHRI HAS SLAIN THE DRAGON
>mfw putting two and two together
>>162604141
who is this semen demon
>People are still banning Camille instead of just picking Poppy and giving her the hammer.
Lolbabs?
>>162605048
He's still very strong but one of his items that was abused was nerfed. Albeit he wasn't as affected because he actually can still use it efficiently like a few other mages.
>>162605112
I dont think Poppy is her best counter...
>>162605018
>8 mario maker levels though
My nigga. If something extremely autistic happens I break out mariocart for some chill 50cc races.
>one trick Yi
>he's good but not good enough for jungle, the most influential role in the game
>one trick GP
>ranged matchups are almost always in the enemy's favor, I have to play absolutely flawlessly to win lane when they can just mash buttons
>one trick Irelia
>she got me to platinum but you need to snowball hard and good players know how to counter her predictable gameplay
>one trick Lee Sin
>I'm not good enough
Can someone tell me a fun but actually good champion to main outside of bot lane? Everything I'm good at seems so easily counterpicked and overshadowed by more meta choices.
>>162605018
For me what helps me de tilt is swapping Between mario maker and binding of isaac.
Theres also this newish game ive been playing which is basically a roguelike megaman called 20xx. Pretty neat.
R8 me
tfw
flat or scaling ap blues?
>>162604141
THERE ARE TIMES
WHEN YOU FIND
LOBSTERS IN A BUCKET
CAN'T CLIMB OUT
WHY WON'T THEY
CLIMB AWAY
BECAUSE OTHER LOBSTERS
PULL THEM DOWN
>>162605179
I like 20xx but I'm hilariously bad at it, so it doesn't really help. Also, for some reason Binding of Isaac is running at toaster speeds on my computer, even though it's obviously a toaster-compatible game.
Would you gangbang Syndra?
>>162605226
>>162605210
kys/10
>>162605210
8/10
You're probably a chill dude to play with.
>>162605380
Why though
>>162605381
Thanks, 8/10 too
nobody wanted to share their secrets with me edition
>Your maindeepest secret
>>162605381
>>162605210
Where do I make these?
reposting greentext from last thread
>enemy Camille laughs at my demacian self cause her early is strong as fuck and she is broken as shit
>just let her cause I know my justice will shred her just in right time
>retard shit laughs at me whenever he zones my farm
>he enter the nearest bush of my tower
>jumps on wall, stuns me and ults me
>the motherfucker just ulted me in MY OWN TOWER
>I'm not gonna let this happen.
>DEMACIAN JUSTICE.webm
>turret hits and silenced to death
>snowball from there since the fucker doesn't know what to build
Today was a good day.
>>162605175
I honestly can't think of a fun meta champ right now, I think you need to pick one or the other. You can play shit like Jayce Poppy Heca Kennen Rumble for free wins but I'd rather put my dick in a blender desu
>>162602586
yes, i play on NA
just lost a match where i took both mid and top inhibtor by the 18 min mark
just round up every player in plat2-diamond5 into a gas chamber already
>>162605451
Would take too long to explain, basically the champion and skin choices does fill too many negative stereotypes which makes you look fucking cancer play longterm, shortterm your maybe fine
>>162605269
People aren't Bad at roguelikes they just need to unlock the items
There's no shame in playing a round on easy to get the 3 unlocks which then buoy your next run. Also if you get any of the weapon upgrades they're amazing.
As for isaac I've no clue how that's even possible. Vanilla or re/afterbirth?
>>162605179
>a roguelike megaman called 20xx.
HOW IS THIS NOT IN MY LIFE ALREADY
>no qt spider waifu champion
Lolbabs?
>>162605535
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>162605175
Just keep playing your champs, Cowsep/Tobias Fate/Irelia Carries U have all been Masters or higher, you can do it too. But if you just want easy games then look at tier lists I guess.
>>162605049
accidental ult kills are the greatest
i managed to catch a rengar low in the jungle once bc i wanted to help bot lane secure a kill
>>162605715
(You)
>>162605175
Fuck it
Just pick Urgot
>>162605639
Rebirth
>>162605251
If you're against an AP laner flat, if you're against an AD laner scaling.
>>162605761
>>162603983
But Fiora is maximum cancer too?
>>162605639
>People aren't Bad at roguelikes they just need to unlock the items
I hate that the new rogue-lite genre that's been emerging for casuals has taken over the true roguelikes.
>tfw no stone soup or IVAN posting
>you will never accidentally anger a god and have them turn your legs into balsa wood until they later show pity and give you iron arms as compentsation
>>162605518
Threshevery day for the past 10 years I've had an urge to commit suicide. I've tried a number of ways but they always seem to fail probably due to my subconscious desire not to leave my remaining family with the debt of dealing with cleaning up and eliminating my dessicated carcass.
>>162605518
>YorickI already posted my deepest secret yesterday, I'm not posting it again
>>162605226
>"remove the ranked border" means switching it off permanently
>next season he gets master
>proud as fuck
>no border
>whines to riot
>riot puts it back but its too late because its automatic
>has to play the whole season without border
>next season he goes down to gold again
>rinse and repeat
boy i wish
>>162605715
>tfw no qt spider to egg you
>>162605518
>Poppy/ShyvanaI pretend to be a cute lesbian online and i romance girls for several months. currently at 5 different girls.
>>162605175
You know nothing of pain my child.
t. one trick Shen
I have to commune with the spirits of ancient Shen players to win a lane against whoever cancer they throw at me.
I've won my last 2 darius lanes and I couldn't feel better.
>>162605269
>>162605639
>isaac
>roguelike
Fuck off mate it's not even a roguelite, roguelites are shit like the mystery dungeon series.
>>162605876
>tempted to load up ZAngband again but I always just savescummed the shit out of it
>and then died to a gaze of death because I was a kid and didn't know about important resistances to get
>>162605586
Hey
I replied here >>162604658
Id just re-post but spam and I'm on my phone atm.
>>162606030
I love these images. The one with the champ portrait and the score and the flaming is great. Do you have more?
>>162606030
in b4 Riddler
>>162605210
Breddy gud.How is Mundo nowadays? He kind of vanished from the face of the earth at least in my games.
>>162605969
A shame Elise isn't a qt spider because she is neither qt nor a real spider
don't FUCK with me kid
>>162605518
AnnieI use to stream my face dressed as atrapand i was getting popular but it was just horny people watching so i quit and now i stream with no face and no one watches. Its better this way but i miss people to talk to. I dont leave my house anymore
>>162605381
7/10, I have a feeling you like rushing in without considering whether it's the best idea though
>>162605210
Tank/10 featuring jhin and that champ that I always want to try but never get around to
I'm considering trying Ahri to play instead of Aurelion when Lux isn't available midlane. Aurelion is really hard to play and I'm pretty terrible at him.
>>162605694
Check it out if you've a spare 20$ anon. Really fun. They're constantly updating and adding new bosses n shit
>>162606132
Only this one
>>162606159
I've talked to him a lot of times about Shen builds.
He is a chill and cool dude, but sadly I only got to dia promos and stopped playing there, Im not even close to how good he is at that champ.
>>162606132
i have this one
>>162606275
>aram
>"where is my team"
GEE BOSS
>>162606219
why are you still complaining
frick off outta here
>>162606132
>>162605231
hey qt
let's ear some ice cream?
>>162606420
holy fuck
>>162605167
It's not even close. Poppy's W completely nullifies Camille's entire gameplan in lane and in teamfights.
There's no way in hell she can outtrade Poppy without her E AS steroid even with True damage
>>162605518
>CaitI crossdress often
>Trundle into Camille
>Camille ults
>mfw I ult
This is MY ult now
>>162606219
i know anon, it's just hard to find images of qt spiders doing their thing
>>162604310
Mmmm, dewicious Dawwius!
OwO
>>162606503
>>162606515
>Poppy's W completely nullifies
most champions? yeah the midget is busted
>>162606132
I've a bunch on my pc but it's sleep time.
You fucks are my company while my sleep meds kick in (thanks insomnia)
>>162606583
N O I C E
>>162606561
I honestly kekked
>>162606583
that botlane is so fucking lucky
Why does noone ever carry me when I do that bad
>enemy mid thanks us for the promo win
>go 5/0/3 in 12 minutes against her
>she stops talking shit but bot lane starts talking shit
>Our ADC LITERALLY doesn't know how to play ADC's
>Top lane doesn't give a fuck about communication and dies for no reason
>enemy team comes back because jungle and top give up
>push through by giving me team back line damage
>we win 24 minutes after the game should've ended with everyone but the enemy Nasus being an asshole
>There are people in this thread who think this games ranked system isn't a complete joke
>>162606608
kek
>>162606743
I got to Plat 2 last season and I'm STILL anxious about playing ranked again, I really hate the entire experience desu
>>162606132
not precisely what you're looking for but eh
>Trying to carry a team of 4 monkeys as Warwick
My ult CD can only go so low...
>>162605518
RenektonI want to get a bf and cook nice food for them but I can't cross the wires in my brain that let me just be openly gay and accept that I'm mostly attractive in a masculine way
>>162606550
IGN?
>>162606420
>>162606608
I actually really like people roleplaying as their champion, it's funny as shit as long as they don't throw the game because of it
Here's a Elementalist Lux chart if anyone wants it. I couldn't find one, so I made one.
>>162607016
Nice!
>>162606132
>>162605518
Azir
Its not my deepest secret butI think Jhin and Viktor could get along in the lore for some reason.
OrI've never petted an owl but I've petted a penguin
>>162606583
>Ms Cloud Strife
my teammate was angry at me because i didnt stand in front of him while a lux was autoattacking him
i used maokai ult to attempt to reduce his damage taken but he said i should have stood between them
was he right? he was two autoattacks away from death and i assumed she could just autoattack past me, i am not familiar with peeling in this game and want to get better
>someone on enemy team has a name related to a band i like
>add them after
>they dont accept
>will never know their favorite album
>>162604658
>I just need out of bronze to the place where people have some idea how to close out a game rather than dancing in mid until the evemy split push our nexus' tonsils in.
that happens in every elo
here's a sarcastic video about this from 3 years ago. The games in question are ~Diamond 1, i think that was before Master tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUVGXGje-D4
>>162605210
I updated it.
I don't jungle so Vi is there because she's the only jungler I'm "good" at
>>162607016
Thanks anon~
>>162607241
You could have easily blocked the auto attacks with your body
>>162605049
>Just hit 6, check top and darius is about to dive jayce under turret
>go to safe place and ult
>Darius backs off
>YOU HAVE SLAIN THE ENEMY
>it was the support, and my bot lane cleans up an attempted gank
>>162607241
Nah they're a shit.
That said peel is important as a support but if it's on cooldown and you'd turn it into a double, don't feed.
>>162606619
Poppy's W is far from the issue with her. It's probably the one thing I don't have a complaint about. Mobility cancer needs a check at somepoint.
It's her fucking massive Armor/MR steroids in tandem with CoC making her unkillable and fucktarded damage on her Q that's the real issue.
>>162607425
are auto attacks projectiles in game? if they are then i definitely fucked up and he is in the right
i come from hots(lul) where auto attacks are instant and not blockable
I just want to know if I did good enough to please /lolg/ ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCZ1USMCCj8
xth for yorick is fun!
Is there a better feeling?
>>162607634
i've seen situations like that at least 40 times
PLEASE POST GURO SMUT
>>162606168
>>162606220
>>162606236
how do i make these lol wallpapers?
>>162605518
No one anymore, used to be Leona/Braum/Trundle supportI've gotten over wanting to kill myself, but still don't have a good reason for living. I'm wondering at 28 if it's too late to find one.
>>162605210
rate my shit taste
>>162607609
No, it would have went through you. The only thing you could have done is kill/snare/stun whoever was killing him so he could get away.
>>162606019Those girls are guys pretending to be Lesbians to romance girls too. You're flirting with 5 guys at the same time, faggot.
>>162607843
thank you, he afk'd for the rest of the game so i was worried i messed up very badly
although that was also because i was not very good at engaging which i will start to work on
how casual is unranked draft usually? people take it very seriously in my experience
>>162607139
>Petted a penguin
fuckin adorable as shitEmperor Penguin joke skin for Azir, when?
>low tier shitters always ban yasuo
>but not the real problems like ryze, syndra, janna, k6, graves
i just wanna play yasuo god damn it.
>>162608062
Maybe next christmas.
maybe.
>>162605210please be gentle
>>162607609
If the attack goes through, it follows until it hits
See here
https://youtu.be/NFu4lbmd61A
>>162607797
I was running, heaving, sweating as I tried to run from Camille. I fucking loved her legs but I knew the bitch would gut me the instant I made a comment on her appearance. It isn't anything bad, either, since they're so thick and I'd love to stuff my face in between them, but she'd slice my head off as I stick my head in.
Now that I think about it, it sort of turns me on. Oh shit! I just realized I stopped to think about this stuff instead of continuing to run. I need to find a new route fast. Let me just turn this corner and--
Fuck! It's Camille!
Do you still build ghostblade on jhin and quinn?
Best girl.
Best belly.
Best wife.
>>162608208
Go duskblade on Quinn instead, or bf>shiv>ie if you feel like it
Don't go lethality on Jhin anymore
GANGBANG SYNDRA
A
N
G
B
A
N
G
>>162608038
People will bitch no matter what. Ignore anyone right away if they're rude to you or suck it up, figure out why they're angry at you, and become a better player that doesn't make that mistake twice.
>>162608373
thanks senpai
>>162608038
If I may ask. Why mao'kai as support?
>Roll 4 to pick what champion I autismain to 100k mastery
Been trying this all day, no winner yet. Most popular picks have been Twitch and Galio.Bonus: pick lane / build style
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>162608532
why not?
>>162608469
criticism is very helpful for improving so i do not mind, people in league seem to take it to a whole new level though
thank you for the help, i will keep trying to improve
>>162608604
she wouldn't want you to
>>162608597
ALL WILL FADE - BUT ME
>>162608597
44trox!
>>162608532
i was top, this was after the laning phase when i happened to be near him
>>162608597
Fizz top with Rageblade
>>162608604
Well too bad, you nautical Yordle fucking fuck. You're swimming in Tristana and that's the goddamn end of it. Don't argue.
anybody want to start a vg v vg game?
>>162608597
Blitzcrank on any role but support
>>162608724
>>162608793
How about I swim my foot in your asses?
>>162608621
Well. If you want a tank there are many who can do that job better. There's also a handful of mages who can support better. He's trying to do both and while he's a great champ he's better top where he can farm and grow at his leisure rather than in support.
If you like planty mage supports zyra is really strong, and you can try her on rotation. And if you want something tankier with good engage leona has some strong engage potential
>>162608431
>GANGBANG SYNDRA
20 anons vs Syndra
Who will win?
>>162608597
Full crit Camille
>>162608727
>tfw already play the shit out of yorick
>>162608738
this has also been a very popular pick
>>162608792
>fizz
don't do that to me
>>162608850
>if 4 blitz jg
>>162608597
ad singed
So /lolg/
What champ mains are the funniest? I say urgot/nunu mains are.
>>162608906
Syndra gets 100-0'd
>>162608842
Why? Is there anything in it for me?
>playing skyrim
>alteration level at 100
>still not strong enough to warp reality and make nami cuddle with me
Nice game lolbabs.
>>162607905I know for a fact at least 4 of them are females, from several videos. Some of them were dudes, true, but I usually spot them after 3 or 4 days and just keep chatting with them out of boredom. They are not as dedicated as I am.
>>162606940
japhet?
>>162609034
Yeah, Nunu mains are pretty funny even though they can be assholes.
Mordekaiser re-rework when?
>>162608786
Fair enough.
>>162608926
>blitz jungle
if you can cheese a lvl 2 kill or steal blue it's completely viable
I want to kill myself
I lost lane to FUCKING MALPHITE
I made tons of bad decisions
My 100% ranked winrate with my main is gone
And ILOST LANE TO FUCKING MALPHITE
>>162606940This, jesus. 3 pretty attractive fags like me, and, as far as I know, 0 females. Why cant I just rewire myself and be at least bi? A cute brofriend would be bliss. Fuck this.
How much is the new Vi skin?
>>162609354
>4
I guess it's decided then, guys. tomorrow I begin a new life as a blitz jg main.
Wish me luck.>I'm not a robot...?
>>162609486
1350
>>162609486
Uh, that's not coming out until January, maybe even February.
Always remember to treat these furries like shit when they're in your team.
>I'm a Garen/Darius main
>>162609486
I dont like this skin for her. It does not fit her style at all.
>>162609592
Hey bby, I'm aSkarnermain :^)
>>162605518
Does someone else actually screencap all of the secrets and keep them in a folder?I know i'm just enough of a faggot to do it
>>162606619
Any champ that shits on Yasuo and friends is fine in my book.
Taliyahs minefield should stop dashes as well but for some reason Riot really hates big nose girl.
>>162609592
Honestly, considering the amount of ranged lanebullies going top and the mobility creep if you reach dia spamming garen you have my respects.
>>162609131
>not modding flame atronachs into cute namis
>not spendings months of your time crafting animations and re-rigging models to make the perfect cuddle positions
>not contacting with professional writers to help you write an epic quest to find the lvl 300 alteration spell that would let you tear the veil of Mundus, traverse Oblivion and Aetherius and cross universes onto Runeterra to find Nami and bring it back to Nirn just to cuddle by a campfire
absolute shit dedication to your waifu
>>162609043
She'll be addicted.
I just want to try this champion holy shit what is wrong with these people.
>>162608597
ganguplanku
>>162608597
ad annie
>>162608597
Yi.Lethality Marks, 1 Lethality Quint, 2 AS Quints. Bloodrazor into Ghostblade into BoTRK, boots being Tabi or Mercs, then grab Guinsoo's and whatever you want for your 6th.
>jungle Poppy gives Swain a kill because she's fucking around in the enemy jungle for no reason
>goes 1-10 from constantly getting caught
>Swain crushes me in lane because he got to snowball off that kill and Zac was there constantly because Poppy was either dead or mindlessly wandering around
>tell her to stop getting caught and to just play safe
>rest of the game is a tirade about how I suck from the entire team because they're a 4-man premade
I wish people would have the balls to tell their so-called "friends" how to improve instead of sucking off their shitty play for no reason other than to not to damage their fragile egos.
>>162609745
>random anon runs for office
>publicly admits to having played league
>correlating several hundred posts, capper anon discovers his deepest secret
>ruin a reputable man's life forever
>not capping everyting important
>>162608597AP Zed.
>>162608597
Quinn, every lane but support
yall think Cho'Gath is good enough to climb with or is his W too risky
>>162610093
>or is his W too risky
>ADC dying 18 times
>Build duskblade as a third/fourth item
>says engaging into caitlyn/Janna/Ekko/Riven/Jax was the only way to win the game
>ADC
>18 deaths
>"keep running into them to win"
These people can't be serious.
>>162608597
lee sin mid
>>162609897
Is it ranked? She's kinda broken apparently
>>162609897
Blind pick or bot games. She's going to be perma-banned in draft for a while because people don't want her feeding on their team.
>>162610203
I've played 3 ranked games, Camille was in two
In one she was on my team and dumpstered ekko, in the other she was the enemy junglerbut their mid gangplank fed me like the red cross
>>162609803
>rylais goes back to 40%
>unraveled earth stops dashes dead in their tracks and deals massive damage
>if tossed into the field it also stuns
>seismic toss doesn't stun taliyah while using it anymore
She'd be an absolute toplane terror. I want it so bad.
>>162608597
full tank mid sej
>no true necromancer that reanimates vorpses and uses dead peoples souls to fuel their magic
Nice game cuckolds.
>>162608879
This song is for you, filled with gratitude and love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PssiJ9ywc0g
>>162610354
>Yorick
Apply yourself.
>>162609897
New champion syndrome.
>inb4 low quality
>>162610354
Hey anon, remember that boring toplaner that just shat ghouls all over you and did nothing else?
He got reworked.
>>162608597
Le stabby french girl of true damage.
Top or mid, doesn't really matter.
Meme quadruple lifesteal build (Hydra > BC > Mercurial > Death's Dance > Bloodthirster)
Good morning lolgenTime for work, some shopping, playing some xrd, das3, maybe leeg and reading a little, f-fuck you all:^)
>>162606132
most of them are dated as fuck but sure here you go
http://imgur.com/a/WIj8B
It's just about all of the ones I've made here while shitposting with you guys
/vg/ vs. /vg/?
I want to make my debut.
>>162610412
>shitty little comedic ghouls and an axe shovel are the same as a necromancing wizard using soul magic and pure reanimation
Neck yourself.I actually really enjoy yorick and until this patch Morde too but dude come on they just do not fit the bill
>8 years of league
>still no small genki mechanic qt
lolbabs will defend this
>righteous glory on urgot
i think i found the spiciest meme there is
>>162608597
Fuck it I'm just gonna suggest Quinn again
>>162610565
you gotta get one of the cool kids to host it
>Play SoloQ
>lose
>mfw
>repeat
How do I fix this?
>>162610656
fugg :D
>>162610575
we were gonna get one but we got Braum instead
>>162610591
keep rolling man, it seems like even 4chan doesn't want me to have some fun
>>162610662
show some leg
>>162604414
>>162603823
>>162604121
>>162608597
Okay this time you're getting Quinn
Gotta convert people to this shitty asshole champ
>enemy team is filled with cancer picks
>my team is a bunch of shitlord memers
>put on my carry pants
>90% kill participation
>S+
this champion is broken
>>162608597
its time for you to be a zilean main
>>162607658
>our bot wins lane
>mid (me) wins lane
>friendly malph gets solo'd by enemey wukong
>vi cleans up and ignorant about wave control, pushes malphs lane when it was going to push to his tower
>instead of simply flaming vi, malph rqs
>runs it down mid a few times
>they group and outplay us
>rip my last game of placements, an extremely free game
>silver II
>at least I know this player will be banned for inting
days later and still no report feeedback
this player is probably still out there, inting and flaming
IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD
>mfw
>>162610817I honestly hate Quinn with a passion and think Quinn players should neck themselves but if I end up having to do it then so be itt. melee toplaner otp
D-does /vg/ have a Discord? I have nobody to play with right now.
>>162610464
>Illaoi flashes
What elo is this
>>162608597
Bard.
>>162610936
>>162608597
Well then I'm trying again
Quinn baybee
Or you could just take her jungle/mid to feel better
>>162609330
WW in Jan/Feb
Galio probably around mid year.
Absolute earliest we'd see is probably around the harrowing, which while is a long as time away it would be epic to see a harrowing event centered around Morde
>>162610564
My favorite is the jinx that tells thresh he needs his throat slit.
>>162610951
you dont want to join
>>162610983
tfw already ~45k on Bard and mastery 6I want mastery 7 but i'm a shitter
>>162610464
Holy shit I would be tilted as fuck if I died like that
>>162610828
>Sion
>Yasuo
>Memes
Sure thing my gold friendo.
>>162608597
Top lane Vayne
Build BotRK/Triforce/Black Cleaver/Frozen Mallet/Guinsoo's/Berserker's Grieves, order doesn't matter
Get Shiv instead of Triforce if you need waveclear
What champion can be best associated with this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
>>162610970
Likely mid silver or high bronze, if the presence of a mastery 5+ Illaoi who leaves her tentacles to try and 1v1 Vayne instead of waiting and smacking her with E is any indication.
>>162608597
Mordekaiser jungle.
>>162611082
its plat now
hehei had more damage done than yas he was really fucking bad, I knew he would be by the chink name
>>162611115
Kled, duh.
>>162608597
Quinn will break this streak
what does she mean to you?
>>162611007I do
The only reason I wouldn't is if there were vapefags sucking on their mouth fedoras over open mic.
>>162608597
This sounds spicy>>162611110
>>162611204
VALOR TO ME
>>162611204
Disgusting, how could you do this to another human being
>>162611217
you dont want to join
>>162611110
Has potential. I like it.
>>162611161already have 247k on morde
>>162611204
I hate you with a burning passion but it is finally done.
>>162611208
Everything!
>>162605518
>JaxIve debated switching my main after getting 530+k on the Champ
>>162609745
Why would you do this?
Post the one of the Ezreal hat, please.
>>162611329
>Not even /vg/ wants to play with me
>>162610951
Its a circle jerk of feggets
ever have those games where the enemy team focusses you extremely hard even though youre not fed and so behind but they still blow 3 ults on you every teamfight and then your team wins easily because they got nothing?
it feels wrong but it still wins you a game even though youre basically useless
>>162610828
>2016 has come and gone
>the Malzahar rework hit and ran, leaving him a mangled corpse who provides nothing to his team except an AoE silence
>AP items were gutted as well, including the infamous Rylai's Bullshit Scepter, which is now only worth buying if your name is Mordekaiser
>and yet, in this dark and terrible age, there are still people who play Malzahar
>and rush Ryliandry's
Jesus fucking christ what elo is this?
Which champ reacts the best to getting creampied
>>162611357
Shit-taste.
>Our Ashe is AFK
>"okay cool, we can just remake!"
>Reconnects JUST before we can remake
>Proceeds to feed as hard as humanly possible
The League Gods want me placed in Bronze...
>>162611431
its a shitty inner circle shitfest
just drop ign and someone can add you to the vg club
>>162611529
>>162610093
depends on your elo, he's fine till plat imo
>>162611529
Syndra! :3
>>162611468
he was like plat 3 or 4
>>162611468
If anything Malz is better this patch because he comes online even quicker. His core is 700 gold cheaper.
>Bricky went from Plat 5 last season to Silver 3 after placements
>>162611529
>>162611554
Should just be Topken
There's a #3178, I barely use Discord
>>162611189
dasitmayne
>so simple and obvious
>yet so profound and beautiful
>>162607016
Magma Lux best Lux
>>162611627
Stop breathing any time
>>162611529
Probably Ahri
>>162611529
>>162610931
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Oh shit they can
Your best bet is to get them to say niggers and get them banned that way. If it's in their chat log that's when they look at the match
>>162609592
>Hating on Garen
kys
Does Janna preferDOGGY-STYLEorMATING PRESS? :3
>>162610564
damn you made this one? it's a lolgen classic
>>162610931
Remember you are the only constant in your games. If you blame your team you will never climb. There's always something you could have done better, some way you could have turned the tide of the game. Even 4v5 games are winnable. If you deserved to get promoted you would have.
>>162611756
>Winrate is still at 55 fucking percent, 2% better than last patch
>Still builds the exact same items.
???????? Are you retarded?
>>162605518
I did last thread but
>BardI want to be super cute and trappy
Wait so why are people saying Camille is good?
Fairly sure darius pantheon kled irelia jayce and poppu all shit on her
She seems to beat all non-poppy tanks but that isn't that great
>>162611997Personally I prefer mating press after trying it.Uhh by which I mean that she likes neither because she is saving herself for marriage!!!!
/lolg/, have you been feeling well recently? Something on your mind?Something personal or something you need to vent about?Don't worry. I'm all ears. If you need to talk to someone about something, now's the time.Let that weight off your chest. You don't need to carry it alone.
<3
>>162611661
i was plat 5 and now i'm silver 1, i was placed in silver 2
this shit is a fucking slog cause i have so many games where i'll do everything i can and win really hard but my team is just dying over and over and over and we get out of laning phase and there are like 3 enemies with 10+ kills and what the fuck can i do at that point
>>162612269
what's your angle demon?
So I'm kind of wondering about Ranked, lately:
What happens once you reach Diamond and up?
Does anyone actually care about your ELO in social League settings?
Do you get more responses from lol-girls?
Or is it just a pretty badge you make specifically to say Fuck You to anyone beneath you?
I want to know the real situation, before Istart my climb
>>162611529
Probably all the yordles
They're all really expressive so they'd probably go full aheago
Is there anything more tilting than "hehe xD"? I'm looking to take my tilt game to the next level. I'm currently not saying anything during the game but spamming ? on people that die.
>>162612269
I just want someone toPOST GURO SMUT, I NEED SOME AND ILL GIFT IF ITS GOOD, SHYVANA PREFERABLY
>>162612269
I feel...Empty
I also have the urge to write a book
>>162605518
>RenektonGot diagnosed with clinical depression after failing this semester and now I have to tell my parents when I get back. At least I have medical relief so it won't fuck my GPA, but they will be pissed.
>>162610464
This is why Vayne is the cancer of the universe. Getting a free hit every tumble is way too broken on a champ with every 3rd hit true damage and huge lifesteal.
Do people seriously have a problem with poppy in lane?
>>162612269I'm not sure what it is, but I have a very sharp pain in the shaft of my penis that just won't go away. It makes it very difficult to concentrate on studying and it takes me hours to fall asleep, right now I should be sleeping but lying in bed is pointless because it just hurts so badly. It's not a uti, I've taken medicine and it doesn't help. It constantly feels like I need to pee, but when I try to nothing comes out and it just hurts even more.
Time to play a game /vg/, it's called guess what's wrong with this fucking picturegentle reminder to never tab out in champ select so that you can easily spot when it's a good idea to dodge
>>162612596I had a similar problem years ago; you might have a urinary tract infection. Or something like that
>>162612596
Anon, have you fapped recently? You might have soreness from small friction burns on your tip, try showering it with cold water.
>>162612269
im just bored and have nothing to do, since its winter vacations
>>162612105
>play rate is lower than before pre-rework
>playerbase average games played is 65
Yeah that winrate sure is super accurate when only dedicated one-trick ponies even touch him.
He's definitely having more success because of Ryliandry's being cheaper and not because shit like Viktor and Cass are no longer obliterating him as easily.
>>162612669It appears for a week and then goes away for a couple months before coming back, it doesn't seem like a UTI. It's finals week currently and next week when I'm home I'll go to a good doctor and hopefully figure it out, but for now I just need to deal with it
>>162612765I have but I can't finish, it just hurts a lot and feels sort of pinched or jammed. I'll try cold water, thanks
>>162605518
JarvanI've come to the realization I have absolutely no idea how to interact with people. Even online I find myself rewriting my message over and over again because I have not idea how to really words stuff.
The new bitch is a spit in the face to J4 mains. They have the tech now, make his ult do what it was originally intended to do.
>>162612648
Was Nautilus inting? Because I have no idea how a big tank like Nautilus can die nearly twenty times in a 38-minute game.
>>162612385
Did they shoot sona with a shrink ray? that size distribution is fucking jarring.
>>162612596
seems like you have an infection, just like >>162612669 said
>>162612269I spent the last 2 and half weeks looking into the pizza gate scandal during some of my free time.Now, I wish I didn't.It's real, all of it.My my views will never be the same again. We live in a truly evil, despicable world.
>>162612648
I've learned my mistake about not paying attention during champ select.
>>162612648
someones trying to get into bronze
>>162612857
He wasn't running down lane, but he definitely made no effort to win.
>>162612816
Viktor and Cass recieved no nerfs last patch, and while his playrate is lower than it was before it's still more than enough of a metric to base his winrate off of.
Not every champion needs to be extremely popular and appeal to the CoD spawned masses of ADHD gaymurs that permeate games today. He's a niche champion that is highly successful.
>>162612648
Bronze 1 is what's wrong.
But yea, people not picking correct champs for their roles are stupid. I had a guy that went Veigar ADC because "he gets one shot anyway as ADC".
>>162612269Im fucking up my studies by not paying enough attention and instead focusing on video games. I probably will also be too lazy and unwanting to go visit my family for christmas as well.
>>162612865
I find a lot of people who like sona also like tristana, and vise versa, so mabye someone made a weird commission involving that
>>162612412
Call people "kid", but in a passive way like you just kinda say it normally
>"Lol, sure whatever kid"
https://support.riotgames.com/hc/en-us/articles/201751834-MMR-Elo-Boosting
Daily reminder to punish people who boost for the integrity of our community and to make the game less toxic overall.
>>162612848
Camille's Ult does no immediate damage and can be disabled by knocking out of the zone, in a meta where plenty of champions are capable of doing so.
Different champions are different.
>>162612848
Camille isn't a spit in the face of Jarvan mains.
She's a resurrection of the design philosophy that gave birth to Jarvan.
>One of our old champions was supposed to do [thing] but failed because we did it wrong
>OH! I just figured out how to make them do [thing]!
>Give it the new champion, fixing the old one's too much effort.
>>162613083
I know the people that say that are no older than 16 but it still tilts me off the face of the fucking earth.
>>162612910
Where do you even find info on that shit that isn't just retards on twitter going "omg it's so super for real holy shitt just wait until the sjws find out omg its so real they can't even deny it!"
>>162612269
drink bleach
>>162605518
>Poppy
>Laziness is ruining my life
>>162612269
One week left this college semester, I hardly have my solo projects done, my group project I just barely contribute to, and I haven't even studied for my tests.
I would've been better prepared for once, but my unstable older brother keeps wanting to chat with me and play FIFA near where I work.
Grieving is one thing when I see it at some secluded box on the screen for a few seconds. It's something else when your family or friend always vents their unending emotional baggage like it's just chit-chat.
I keep feeling like I need to help him fix his life, but I feel under-equipped to do so, and just talking to him already overwhelms me.
I wish I could tell him that I still love him and I want the best for him, but I can't always be there for him and I need time and space to regulate my own stupid ass.
I just don't know. I just want the holidays to come, so I can try and fuck pretty bitches, godly traps, and and any variation of those words.
REGAL LEG-ENDS
>>162610186
Bot games doesn't really teach you much and neither does mirror matches. You will never face your mirror in a ranked game.
>>162610203
Normal Draft
>>162613249
>replying to /pol/ posters
>>162613037
I Don't blame 'em, there's some really creative interactions an artist could do with them together if you catch my drift.
>>162612958
>He's a niche champion
With no niche
>that is highly successful
When played by dedicated mains who have more than 70 games of experience on him
>>162612269A couple months ago I made a drunken promise with one of my best friends; that if she was still single when she turned forty, she would marry me (she proposed it, not me). I really like her, and would love to be her significant other, but I'm wondering whether I should hold up that promise, even if she's still single at forty. I already told her once that I was in love with her (which may have been a mistake, since I'm still not entirely sure I even know what love is), and she took it fairly well, and said to me "Okay, Nothing's going to come of it" We may have both been drunk when we made that promise, but we both remember it quite clearly.
>>162613289
Again, people are going to ban her in Draft, ranked or normal just to prevent people from playing her, period. If she's not banned she's going to be first-picked. Just saying your best chance to even play her at all is blind or bots.
It's a
>team that's behind is more willing to try and win the game than the team that's ahead
episode
Is Zed able to carry games or naw? I looking for as assassin that I can get fed off of and rape with so my team can do something productive
>>162613298
I just want to understand why twitter keeps spamming me with emails about tweets from people I've never even heard of in my life.
Like seriously I only use twitter to follow foreign furry porn artists who don't have tumblrs. I know for a fact that none of them are following these idiots going on about pizzagate, so why does twitter think I give a shit? What the fuck even is pizzagate?
>>162613373
just know that the second either of you get together with someone else from that point, the deal is basically thrown out the window. neither of you should wait for the other at that point
Well that was fun.
>No Loli minion
Uhhhh...lolbabs?
>>162612269
I've had a horrible relationship with my parents for as long as I can remember, and I'm convinced it's their fault which correct or not has made me feel powerless and depressed for the better part of a decade. They've miraculously been mellowing out recently though and things are looking better, which gives me a lot of hope and happiness.
This is actually connected to League in that due to my disturbed mindset, I've essentially been seeking fulfillment and self-worth from a video game. My desire to rank up is obsessive, bordering on maniacal and I get very very angry when people make mistakes. I've gotten two accounts permabanned for toxicity now and my current one was banned for 14 days a month ago. The highest I've gotten was platinum 2 where I failed my promos 3 times (this is where I was permabanned for the first time). I think I can get to diamond 5 at least but reality doesn't seem to reflect this.
I think I'm improving as a person though! I just try to have fun when I play League now, although I don't play ranked anymore. I do play /vg/ vs /vg/ when I can though, they're really fun.
Not sure why I typed this out by the way.
>its another 1v2 toplane
>"you lost because of your pick not because it was 1v2!"
>>162613373
fyi if she becomes a single mother (which she most likely will since she made this promise with you), she's gonna look at you as her beta provider and she won't let you do any of the sexual things she did with chad
When do we get a female malphite for fug?
>>162613502
>What the fuck even is pizzagate?
it's a 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' tier conspiracy about the democratic party being a secret pedophile ring operating out of a pizza restaurant and using pizza themed code words.
>>162613341
>No Niche
Being an hard pushing anti-dive fuckstick isn't a niche now? It's literally what made him meta earlier this year and can still easily do in SoloQ.
>When played by dedicated mains who have more than 70 games of experience on him
There is literally nothing wrong with a champ need time put into it to be effective. Hell, Malz isn't even that hard. He never was, even pre-rework.
Sounds like you're just bitching for the sake of bitching desu famalamadingdong
>>162611846
w-wait is this nestkeeper finally drawing trist porn
>>162610314
I run MS quints and Get MS items. Your worked earth gives you a ton of speed. Along with a Protobelt you can move in for the chase quite easily. I also run Ghost/Flash.
Her problem, in my opinion, is that she plays like a brawler but doesn't have the stats to back it up. You have to get real close to get a field/knock back to land. Makes you very vulnerable to them engaging on you back.
Her main advantage right now is that no one plays her. So if you can get good on her now one knows what she does and you can use that to your advantage.
>>162613615
That doesn't seem likely imo; as far as I know she's only had one or two boyfriends since I met her six years ago, so unless she finds someone REALLY special she won't be getting pregnant any time soon
>>162613668
>tfw mongs will go this far to prevent themselves from admitting black people, do in fact, have souls.
>>162613612
>I do play /vg/ vs /vg/ when I can though
Hmm who is this? I'm trying to match what you wrote with a vg player but I'm not sure
>>162613798
And neither of them lasted very long
>Mundo into Poppy
>"oh man gg boys, she's gonna absolutely destroy me, I'm gonna be 0/10 by 20 minutes, holy fuck why did I-"
>She has Thunderlords
what are some meme builds for meme champs?
i got tired of losing so i now want to lose with some memes
>>162613878
That's a secret!
/vg/ v /vg/ when?
>>162613373
Don't you fucking wait motherfucker.
Do NOT be someone's last desperation option
>>162613615 is correct
Can /lolg/ suggest me some troll builds that work ?
Like back in the day AP sion and AD fizz was my shit to give you an idea
>>162613925
why don't you make one
>>162613612
>I've essentially been seeking fulfillment and self-worth from a video game
I think that's a lot of us, some of us realize this and some of us don't but either way we're all too invested to quit.
>>162613996
attack speed tf is still fun
>>162613249
Voat's sub-board for it has most of the hard evidence. There used to be a subreddit for it, but it was conveniently shut down. Don't go to /pol/, the threads are trash for actual research and discussion.
>>162613298
I don't really have /pol/'s stormfront faggot mindset, but I think it's healthy to keep an open mind for potential, different view points. Also the occasional conspiracy discussion, even though I don't end up believing in most of them.Pizzagate is probably one of the most valid conspiracies I've ever read about though. Never seen the media react so violently to what is apparently a """stupid""" conspiracy theory and """"fake"""" news.
>>162613613
>go to try and ward
>enemy jungler pops out of the bush
>"damn i need to play safer"
>about a minute or so later i do it again since i tp'd back to lane and my ward expired
>the jungler is there again
>next gank is a dive cause im so far pushed in and my team refuses to help me
i love this game
>>162613924
Well now I know you're a fucking tease as well
>>162613996
troll builds no longer exist
riot gutted and destroyed any alternative build paths that could be successful
if an alternative build arises, it is ONLY because it is VASTLY superior to the original and is allowed to exist by riot's mercy
Quasas is an example of such a """"troll"""" build.
>>162612648
You got placed in B1 too?
If you wanna duo, I'm all ears...(na) Cmdr Communism
>>162613925
euw?
>>162613668
>democratic party
It's global, actually. Republican party is in on it too. And it's not just a pedo ring.
Whatever though.
>>162612412
:)
or my favorite variation which is somehow more smug than anything else
(:
>>162612910i barely know about it and it horrifies me. the world is truly a horrible place
conspiracies are made by optimists who put way too much faith in man's ability to organize and keep secrets.
>clan tag [WEEB]
>well gotta make a shitty joke or something
>/all asuka a shit
>"xd what?"
this should be illegal
>>162613373
Drop that bitch. Go find someone else you oneitis mother fucker. I've been there. Dont make the same mistakes. You can still be friends but you've gotta distance yourself from her for a little bit buddy. She's just going to drag you a long for a not very fun ride if you dont
>>162614014
because im not one of the inner circle cancers
>>162614361
>surprised when some kids don't know your obscure weebshit
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
>>162611702
>that crop
supreme taste, fine sir
>>162614460
I wish I could say the same for you, KYS faggot degenerate cock sucking orianna piece of shit broken fucking champion
>PRESS R
>WIN
FUCK
YOU
>>162614434
not him but it's not that obscure is it
or am i too old
How often Riot releases legendary skin?
I have the RP but none of the ones I don't have is worth it
>>162614413
no such thing as inner circle
>>162614331
Catholic Church pedo ring scandal.
Or the recent scandal involving the South Korean president being a puppet for a black magic cult and getting impeached for it.
So it's not crazy to assume that many of the world powers operate a secret pedo, snuff and organ black market revolving around children.
Sometimes the truth is scary shit.
>>162614434
>Eva
>Obscure
That shit is casual as fuck. That said, this nigger >>162614361 is awkward as fuck. Kill your fucking self
>>162614361
even if they're are a weeb it doesn't mean they come to 4chan and understand 'a shit', nor why you would state such a non-sequitur
>>162614572
>catholic church pedo ring scandal
DELETE THIS
>play tanks
>carries are shit
>overextend and die dont kkite or autoattack in teamfight even with proper peel
>lose
>play carries
>get fed and can carry
>receive 0 peel
>lose
howdo I break from this cancer elo
>>162614572
>>So it's not crazy to assume that many of the world powers operate a secret pedo, snuff and organ black market revolving around children.
it is though. Making such assumptions is crazy, and you're deluded if you think otherwise.
>>162614160
but what about troll builds that are shit but at least you havefun?
>>162613729
>hard pushing
Malzahar doesn't push any harder than any other mage with waveclear anymore.
He never really did, he was just able to be more liberal with his waveclear because it refunded some of his mana, but then they gutted the mana restore on E and made it only useful lategame and then gave everyone infinite mana with morello's, robbing Malzahar of that niche.
>anti-dive fuckstick
And they also robbed Malzahar of that niche with his rework by removing the damage from his ult, removing his burst damage, and making it so he has to build up voidlings over time in order to be a real threat.
All he provides to stop a dive now is some cc, and his isn't even the best in his role for that anymore.
>Hell, Malz isn't even that hard
Exactly. The only difficult part of his kit is landing his Q, a fairly simple skillshot. Being such an easy champion, you would think that his winrate would be consistent between new players and veterans, since there's nothing in his kit to master.
But that's not the case. The only people who have success with him are dedicated mains, because he's a terribly designed champion.
His winrate and playrate have both been decreased by his rework. Just because a handful of people can hit 55% winrate with him does not mean he's not in a terrible spot.
There are people who've managed to hit 70% winrate with Mordekaiser over 50 games. Does that make him a good champion?
tree damage op
normal games op
op
>>162614643A lot of investigators, reporters and good politicians have investigated this years and years ago, throughout the last 40 or so years.Nearly all of them ended up dead.
But whatever, dropping this conversation. You're allowed to believe what you want to believe.
>>162614769
i wasnt in the game so i cant say for sure
but if you were frontlining instead of peeling for your carries theres a good chance they had a very hard time outputting damage with a zac and jarvan on them,
needless to say, 2.6k damage as vayne is abysmal.
>>162614572
>>162614572
The former is a meme scandal hyped up and overblown by degenerate protestants desperate to take validity away from the Catholic Church.
The latter was just a modern day Rasputin and autists tried to link the black magic cult shit onto it. There was never any actual official mentions of there being a black magic cult.
Should have just stuck to just using the moon landing as supporting evidence.
>>162611846
yo but for real if you have a source on this i'd greatly appreciate it since i can't find one
What is it about this game that makes people so hellbent on not trying to win in a ranked game?
>>162614883
No, someone went through a list of dead reporters looking for ones that researched a tangent to your conspiracy. The same can be done for anything that receives even a lick of media attention.
POST
>FAVORITE SKIN
>THE LAST VIDEO GAME YOU BEAT
>FAVORITE DEATH OF 2016
>>162614520
>this mad
i don't even play orianna but you nearly convinced me to play her in my next ranked game
BOY I SURE DO LOVE THAT FORCED 50% WIN RATE
HE DID THIS EVERY TIME HE WENT INTO A LANE AND I ENDED UP 2 LEVELS BEHIND
>>162613996
Tank karthus
>>162605518
Sona
I love league of legends. I don't play it out of habit, I don't play it because there's nothing better (in fact i miss playing skyrim and fallout and neverwinter and I wish I played csgo and overwatch and poe/d3 more), I love the music they make, I love watching esports and allstars was an absolute blast for me, I'm in love with one of the champions, and I think about league all day even when I'm not playing.
>>162615158
wait the winter map is up?
how do people do nothing but play ARAM?
is it really fun to go up against shaco, teemo, xerath, varus, and whatever every game?
>>162615203
no it isnt. custom skins
>>162615064
>slay belle kat
>dirt3
>castro
>play with Gumi
>she feeds
epic
>>162615064All the Pentakill skins
Pokemon Moon
None, but I wish Gene Simmons was one of them
>>162614935
>>162615046
Let's just agree to disagree and drop the conversation now, since it's no longer League-related.
>>162615323
hello i was carrying you as support
smdh adcs these days
also where is mys s
>>162615158
the ganks ain't free
>clips.twitch tv/c9sneaky/DrabWaspShazBotstix
what was Riot thinking when they made this champ?
>>162615064
Blood Moon Elise
Rise of the Tomb Raider, got the GOTY edition for $30 on the Steam Thanksgiving sale
David Bowie was unfortunate but it gave me a reason to play a lot of his music since I was a DJ at a radio station at the time
>>162615381
u suk lel
>>162615208
>mfw I get Karthus in ARAM
>>162615064
I miss patch 4.20
Pokemon Moon
The world's ability to take this country seriously
>>162615323
>she
You guys don't seem like you're having fun anymore
is gumi cat a girl
>>162615507
I was not aware there was fun to begin with
>>162615434
so do u lmao
from a good skin to a shit skin
>removing pink hair
>making the stockings brighter
fucking riot
>>162614952
http://www.battlecomics.co.kr/webtoons/377/episodes/148304
See ya, space cowboy.
>>162615531
But you guys dont talk about the game or rage about how shit the teammates in your last game were. You guys just talk about new champs, waifu's, fetishes and off-topic stuff.
I miss the days when people were able to relax and enjoy themselves by bitching and complaining about the game to blow off steam. Now it's like you are all husks that can't be satisfied.
>>162615602
how did you even find that
>>162612269A couple of months ago, i got diagnosed with a tumor, at an extremely early stage, and the doctors didn't know whether it was benign or malignant, so i just shrugged it off, while still being careful about itWhile doing check up tests, i was hit with the diagnosis: Cancer. I was very afraid for my life, but the doctor comforted me and said i just had to take meds (which i later found out was just palliative)Three weeks ago, i got the notice the cancer spread to my lungs, and that it's considered terminal, and untreatableI quickly realized accepting it was the best thing to do, and that holding my head up and moving forward positevely worked way better for my emotions. I'm glad i can at least to this without losing self-control.
2016 has been a rough year for me and is taking it's toll on me, dude.Even though i'm going through chemo, i don't know if i'm gonna make it to 2017, lads.
>>162615382
there's a difference between taxing ~100 gold and taxing 300 gold
or just fucking off and not taxing since the jungle is incredibly lucrative now, you shitter
>>162615476
???
>>162615524
yea i have her on snapchat and i have her cell phone
>>162615536
ur 20x worse d e s u
lolbabs, newfriend back. I played poppy after her rework and stopped, picked her up again and I love it.
remember, you don't win games by flaming. :)
>>162615714
I dont know how I feel about this right now
>>162615714
I'm so sorry anon
>>162615714please give me your cancer, i don't want to live anymore
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
>4 (FOUR) weeks of poro king next
>Then 2 weeks of ascension
>URF nowhere in sight
JUST
>>162615689
dunno about you anon i'm having plenty of fun with the janny and annons posting 100% safe for work images
>>162615718
i know, i was just baiting
>>162615714
anon, can you be my star guardian?
/vg/ vs /vg/ is up on NA!
pw: vidya
+9 slots remain
its time for some quality memes of varying gameplay
can you compete with the chessmasters or fall in fear like a pawn?
>>162615714
chainsaw is that u>
>>162615602
Well it ain't porn but those expressions are too good, Nestkeeper knows what's up.
Anyway thanks my man.
>>162615064
Pic related
AM2R 100%John Glenn. See you space cowboy.
>>162615064
>Emerald Taric
>Darkest Dungeon
>No favorite death but I'm really sad that David Bowie died.
>>162615714
If there really is an afterlife or something, look after us, will you?
Dont lose hope. People have beaten cancer before!
>>162615835
urf is shit anyway, they never did the right thing with urf but atleast back in 2013 you could play urf in custom games and play it on the howling abyss which is much better for this shit modification of the game unlike stupid summoners rift
urf on summoners rift has been shit since 2013 and it will stay shit cause riot are stupid cucks
please come play /vg/ vs /vg/ or you're playing ranked right now edition
>>162615252
back the FUCK OFF!??!?!?!?!?!
>have 1 (one) whole page outline due in 46 minutes
>too busy shitposting on /lolg/ to do it
how do i beat illoai in lane for future reference i got my ass handed by one as olaf the other day
i died 6 times in lane
>>162616195
>her day
>i died 6
MOVE
OVEM MOVE
MOVE YOU FUCKINT IMBECILE AUTISTICE RETARD STOP FEEDING IN MY GMAES YU PENDEJO FUCK
>>162615064
>FAVORITE SKIN
Magnificent TF
>THE LAST VIDEO GAME YOU BEAT
Bayonetta 2
>FAVORITE DEATH OF 2016
This guy: >>162615714
>>162616195
Pre-6, you can as long as you can dodge her E and never fight near her tentacles
Post-6, bait out her ult and just back off until you can potentially all-in.
What does /lolg/ think of zac support?
>main zac in the jungle
>main switch to support
>try him as support
>know best places to engage from
>build him as pure tank with support items
>godly peel/engage
>still shit damage
>mfw playing him as support
>premade wants me to join their random-ass discord
Can you fuck OFF?
>>162616050
This I agree with.
ARAM URF would be faster and more fun because it's just the most batfuck insane Battle Royale you'll face outside of Anarchy Reigns and Smash Bros
>>162614536
once a year
its hard work making 9 skins in one
>>162615930
huh where is it
>>162616530
I left to go ranked because the game wasnt gonna fill
Would you be a good husband and clean/snip all the poop that inevitably hardens in Ahri's tails?
>>162616604
she can lick it off herself
she is a capable cat
>>162616565
imthem it hurts
it hurts so much
>It's a "I'm a 6 item Mundo" episode
I really like this TV show.
>>162616604
Ahri is a grown fox and knows to lift her tails when she poops.
>>162606619
>anything that stops mobility creep is cancer
modern day lolbabs, everyone
>>162616658
The adc builds mortal reminder in the finale of season 1 and it gets cancelled.
>>162615543
>removing that zr
why
>>162616604
>>162616723
More like "Vayne does over 1,000 True Damage to me".
Thankfully, "Vayne/Yi/Yasuo on same team" episodes always end the same way.
>>162616130
no u faggot?????????/
I main Jax Jungle and Jhin ADC.
>>162616604
... Unfortunately yeah. Because I care a lot about this stupid sexy fox.
I'd even go far as to masturbate her rectum clean with liquid soap and my left fingers.Then I'd deeply ream her fresh asshole while pulling her fluffy tails like I was breaking my chains free.
>>162616632
>>162616665
>>162616750
She needs you to help by grabbing a pair of scissors and clipping them all off. She needs a good husband to help her..
>>162613996
protobelt titanic hydra nunu
>>162616651
mind will always triumph over matter, let nothing keep you down as you determine your own outlook dwell no longer in the past but of days to come
>>162616860
i do this enough with my own dog she can do it herself
>>162616842
JumpinJaxxx
>>162616928
But anon.....shes your dog now.
>>162616842
edealee4life
>Placed Silver 3
I think if I can just resist the urge to play Aatrox I'll hit Plat this season.
>>162615543
The moment they decided stockings within stockings was a good idea they fucked it up
What's wrong with ZR
Too sexy for neo Riot?
>>162617020
>ever playing aatrox
you deserved it
>>162617020
or you can pay me $225 and get to plat the easy way
>>162616940
If nobody GETs I'll probably use a variation of this.
>>162615064
>FAVORITE SKIN
Uhh, I don't have very many skins because I'm poor and usually prefer classic.
The snowdown skins look great this year though, and they're all for champions I play.
>THE LAST VIDEO GAME YOU BEAT
Bastard Bonds.
>FAVORITE DEATH OF 2016
Well lets see, among the casualties of 2016 were
>my dog that I've had since I was 6(old age)
>my cat that I've had since I was 12(had a tumor on her tongue that sealed up her mouth)
>my father(sort of, turns out he's had prostate cancer for years and kept it a secret until now because he's a fucking retard who hates doctors even though his father was a god damn surgeon. It's a miracle he survived this long and he's almost certainly going to die in 2017)
>the possibility of ever being a self-sufficient adult
>my will to live
>and my favorite champion and my favorite item too just because fuck you
I guess I'll just have to comfort myself with the death of old Yorick. Fuck that champion, he was a cancerous cunt and his remake is amazing.
>>162617107
Me: "I really need to win this next game."
Inner me: "no pick Aatrox, you'll carry with him THIS time"
[ spoiler ] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K--dWKr7oJk&t=4s [ /spoiler ]
Hi everybody. I just remade this login screen, because I love it.
>>162616842
Come on guys I'm out of ideas
>>162616842
FagballsFOUR20
>>162617013
>>162616842
reroll
>>162616842
DJhingo Unjaxed
RUMBLE
discuss
>>162605518
jannaI have a League friend that genuenly thinks im a girl because my name is similiar to janna's name little does he know that my name is masculine in my country but feminine is bunch of other countries
I want to BEAT UP Riven, then convince her that she deserved for being such a disgusting whore!
>>162617084
i made a thread calling removing zr while braum got to have a bare chest "sexist and problematic" (using feminist slang works wonders and anyway some of them aren't that bad), people responded to me that zr and too open chest showed some flaws with how her model was rendered and animated...
>LoL
>pick heroes and then loads
>Dota - pre 7.0
>loads map, pick and load heroes after
>Dota 7.0
>picks heroes and loads WHILE picking
Why can't League do this? Literally no one disconnects before a game even starts now or disconnects while loading because of how smooth it is.
>>162617305
this is pretty good but
>>162617295
got it
tough luck bud u got cucked
>>162617402
why would you do that to someone so kind and cute?
>want to pick up new champion because I think they look cool
>never have the opportunity to try them out because free rotation is the same 30 champs over and over and I must have missed my chance
I'm scared to blow 6300 ip on a character that I might not even enjoy /lolg/. If my champion pool was larger, I wouldn't care as much because I'd just be collecting them all, but at the moment I need to find characters I'll enjoy playing. Is there a way I can tell if I'll enjoy it without trying it?The champions I'm looking at are Kindred, Diana, Orianna, and LeBlanc. I need to branch out my mid and Kindred has always seemed kinda neat
>>162617353
my name in its short (informal) form is unisex in my country
>>162617454
She's a cockroach who deserves to be stomped on, to have her guts mashed into the ground by my solid boot. The only reason I don't want to kill her is that her suffering would be over too quickly.
>>162617454
>kind
>cute
Holy shit anon you couldn't be more wrong about a champion if you tried.
>>162612269
I'm genuinely depressed because I still live with my parents. I can't afford to go to college anymore--can't transfer to a big university because I owe my first school (which I went to before this one) $25,000 for a semester. I didn't get financial aid because my parents never gave me the info I needed for FAFSA. It's fucked up because they say they've always been supportive, but that's a lie, because they never supported me when I actually needed them the most: for FAFSA.
Now my dreams are ruined and I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm not handsome enough for women so I think I'll just whore myself out to men for money and overdose on heroin.
>>162617546
You don't want to kill her because you're tsundere for her!
>>162617484
>being so poor you can't afford to buy all the champsThis is my main account, I have a second account with all the champs and over 200 skins that I simply use to troll on
>>162617430
The problem isn't that it's sexist, it's that it feels really weird on QUINN in particular
>>162617546
don't you hate ahri now instead of ribbon?
>>162617484
orianna easily can be a waste like it was for m
ori is 4800 btw, di is price reduced soon too i believe (if not already)
>>162617609
Being tsundere would require me to have an ounce of warmth or affection for her (which would never happen, as she's a lower life form). All I feel towards her is disgust and hatred.
>>162617484
>>162617687
Here's my rig.
Not shown is my Mayflower Eletronics Fostex T50RP Mk III cans and my Schiit Magni/Modi 2 (Uber) combo.I only play league of legends and I don't stream
>You will never bully Riven for having white hair to the point of making her dye her hair red
Why even live
>>162617761
>Hate Ahri
???
I mean I'd never have sex with her, but I don't have any negative feelings toward her. The only girls I hate are filthy, subhuman Noxians.
>>162615543
holy shit that 1st is lightyears better
what the fuck happened
>>162617831
Hello wanna be my sugar daddy??? :3
>>162614107
Alright, tried it in ARAM was ok but not super fun
>>162617769
> Being tsundere would require me to have an ounce of warmth or affection for her
don't forget to grow pig tails!
>>162617859
it's nice that you are loyal to riven!
>>162617856
>Not just shaving her head to further dehumanize her
>>162618020
No other Noxian girls are deserving of the fate of Riven. They should all be given swift, merciful executions.
>>162617449
because spaghetti code?
>>162604994that's my IGN name, don't spook me m80
Scary shit anon
>>162617687
>>162617831
>buying champions with rp
>that rig just for league of legends
Is wasting money a good hobby to pick up, or do you just not have anything more important to do.
>>162617761
>ori is 4800
oh shit really? neat.
>>162603710
man I really love camille
gives me dawngate vibes when I play her
>>162618212
how can you have dawngate "vibes" when dawngate never was a real game
morg is FREAKIN op
>>162603710
requesting artfag to draw camille as a camel
>>162618128
How do you feel about Noxians who have reformed to the Demacian master race? Like Xin Zhao?
>>162618280
are you retarded
dawngate was a playable game for a very long time
spent 400$ in dawngate
>>162618332Xin Zhao is my only rank-7.
Also he was a basically a prisoner, so it's not the same thing.
>tfw no big, strong adc main to duo then ERP as futas with
Hows the climb going /lolg/? Just hit gold 1, did you guys skip any divisions? I skiped from gold 5-3 and gold 3-1.
>>162618307
camille x azir when!
azir showing a naughty camelle who is the master here
>>162618458
I got placed Silver 3 due to my inability to resist shitpicking Aatrox. I need to get a collar that sends 300 volts through my next every time I hover him.
>>162618430
based
So what's the general consensus on Rylai's now?
>>162618453
>a futa support who would penetrate you for having bad cs
absolutely disgusting!
>>162618597
>general consensus
it's not worth imo except on niche champs that built it before it was meta
>>162617862
Sjws on twitter happend
>>162618626
>>162618532
I had to stop playing lux for some reason I just lose almost ever game I pick her.
>>162618874
7 played, 2 won, literally statistically infignificant
>>162618874
>7 played
don't give up
>>162618939
>>162618974
I will play her after I get high plat maybe diamond.
>>162619110
She's very easy to play, just play in some normals and don't use star guardian since it's pay2lose
Harass aggressively in lane unless you're against an assassin, buy dark seal, go for assists to stack it and get really huge
>>162613037
>scrolling /vg/
>'hmm LoL thread, guess ill check it out'
>see this
if i visited my own board's LoL threads i would bring this pairing back with me.
OH FUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
YOU'RE PLAYING A JRPG WHEN
>YOUR MAIN<
BLOCKS YOUR PATH
WHAT
IS
THEIR
BATTLE THEME
Did someone else get randomly kicked out of the client and can't connect back to pvp.net?
>>162619287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpvUqzPixAU
>first time fighting against a riven since CotC was released
>trade
>she literally takes 0 damage because of her E and CotC
>I'm at 50% and that's through my own CotC shield
nigger what the fuck.
>>162619287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>162619287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRfBISyu9o
>>162619287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMHdiKaOFvE
>insert morgana in pic
>>162619383
it's a whole new level of cancer.
ban riven/yasuo or dodge.
>>162610464
For a silver player that was actually pretty clean
Why are silver players so stupid? I climbed out in 3 days but jesus watching some of their decision making and mechanics made me genuinely upset.
It really makes me realize that I am playing this game with children and young teens, what am I doing with my life?
>>162610464
That Illaoi play started off so clean then it all just went to shit.
>>162619287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBJ4NMOBV0
pretty obvious I think
>>162619287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
>>162618304
>8:9
I ran down mid yesterday and didn't even get a warning lol, feels good being a friendly player who just snaps every 500 games or so
>"dont ban camille"
>ban camille anyways
its a win-win. I force him to play a champ he actually knows how to play. If he dc's, I know he was gonna be a whiny bitch anyways.
Go play normals if you wanna play with your day one champs.
>>162618304
>die 5 times
>bitch about rank
what a faggot
Hi LeL players
im bored, what do you think about our new patch?
Axes grind and maces clash as wounded fighters fall to the ground
Severed limbs and fatal woundings bloody corpses lay all around
The smell of death and burning flesh the battle weary fight to the end
The Yordles have been overpowered victims of the mighty Noxians
You'd better scatter and run
The battle's lost and not won
You'd better get away to fight another day
Invaders
Raping
Invaders
Plundering
>>162619287
The sexiest theme possible:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3UCbSd7NY
>>162613037
is there more bandle sona?
>>162619287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skM1WlRetyY
>>162610464
An adc shouldn't be able to do that. This is why vayne is cancer. True damage and crazy ad ratios on her q and has more ad with ult plus invisibility. Fuck that champ
>>162619781
who cut the 8 tails of that ahri
>>162619786
wtf no s
>>162619921
>ifunny
>>162619859
>Patch literally just came out
>Dotards already bored
Lmfao. Must be shit is what I think.
>>162619919
I wish another GEM lost in development hell.
>>162619975
im just waiting to download the 6.6gig patch, its literally a new game.
When did LeL get a patch like this?
>>162619975
DOODOO TARDS BTFO
>>162619859
Why does your monkey's staff get so big
does his ult actually do anything
do the talent trees make any heroes more viable
>>162605518
thresh or ivern at this point i guessi make six figures before taxes now and i shitpost on /x/ /cgl/ /vr/ and /trv/ but dont tell anyoneno i will not be your bf or sugardaddy
>>162619287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBynYIxwWBs
>>162620053
weldong will u be my platonic sugar bro :^)
>>162620053
Jesus christ, you're Mark fucking Skreli aren't you
>>162610523
he still does that
>>162620053
>Shitpost on /x/
The whole board is a shitpost. I still go occasionally but fuck it's gone so down hill
>>162620042
>Why does your monkey's staff get so big
i dont know, does it turn you on?
>does his ult actually do anything
all his abiliies does something, his ult seems pretty shit but his main spells seems very good so its a good balance.
>do the talent trees make any heroes more viable
all heroes are viable in dota, check out picking/banning stats from TI6
>>162620053
you're in child care aren't you weldink?
>>162620164Man door hand hook car door
>>162620175
Does Io get anything cool
Can I play Io as a complete idiot in soloqueue now, he and lion are the only heroes I ever thought I'd play
One down 9 to go!!!!
I had to go hard to win that one fucking wukong and Brand all you can eat buffet. Ah well we had the aoe they just needed to stop dying 1v5.
>>162610523
Old Yorick was true cancer. Could 1v5 if ahead and nobody could stop it. Was oppressive as fuck in lane. There is a reason why they took yorick out of the free champ rotation. He was fucking unfun to play against. New yorick is a hurr I'm a split pusher hurrr. New yorick is a trash champ
placem!
1-1 in promos!
>>162620042
i-it is so big, onii-chan!
>>162620361
>master tryndamere main
it was over at champ select
>Haven't played league in months
>check on lolg
>it's a humble bragging blogfest episode
Kek
>>162620175
>His ult seems pretty shit
I play both Dota and League due to friends. Let me just say that Monkey King's ult is pure fucking bullshit. It's impossible to push against, has a low cooldown, and worst of all every statue procs your orb.
Get a maelstrom/basher/whatever the fuck you want on him and watch the shit hit the fan.
>>162620257
>Does Io get anything cool
wisp is very good in the current meta, no changes have been done.
>Can I play Io as a complete idiot in soloqueue now, he and lion are the only heroes I ever thought I'd play
At low rank sure. Playing support and actually have an impact on the game is easier and more newbie friendly than ever now.
>>162620460
We occasionally post lewds.
>>162620113
yeah do you have a bepis
>>162620131
you're pretty close
>>162620164
/x/ is more where i go to do research on how to summon a succubus but it hasnt worked yet....
>>162620182
ive done that since my freshman year in college and actually cultivated my contacts into a sustainable business for myself but now i just do that whenever i have the time because its an addicting feelgood release for me to work with families and make a difference in their lives
>>162620503
>at low rank
Isn't Io better the higher ranks you go? Since he's a very supporty support and all.
What is the optimal skill order and build for le cancer monk
>>162620460
we love ahri now!
>>162618458
I also climbed from 5-3 and 3-1 in season 4
this season I'm just troll picking Nasus and afk farming, I just don't care anymore
>>162620572
Lion dont need any farm or high xp to be useful, the most he needs is a blink dagger.
Being a low leveld wisp sucks and having now farm with him sucks even more, you have to know how to farm and get xp without leeching from the carries as wisp.
>He's not playing jungle Garen where you can shred the armor of the buffs + deal extra damage because they are single camps now, kill the chickens at level 2 without dying, and regen on your way to gank
>He's not building Knight's Vow on Garen and oathing to protect your ally Jarvan/Lux/Katarina and no one else because your heart and sword always for Demacia
>He's not focusing the enemy Darius because he's ALWAYS the villain
What's your problem, m8?
>>162620783
I miss the old Sandy Garen splash art.
>>162620757
low farm*
>>162620503
dota has no cat/foxgirls (or humanoid animal eared guys either) and they hacked all my hats so they can fuck the back off with their unsafe client and shitty support
>>162620009
>>162620009
Sucks. She's looks so cute!
>Place Silver 3
>Shitters and INTers on my team all night
>Busted down to Silver 4 no matter how hard I play
Should I just fucking neck myself at this point? This is getting ridiculous.
>>162620838
>they hacked all my hats
get the steam authenticator app on your phone retard
>>162611468
>tfw used to main Malz before the rework
It hurts
I want super aids back ;_;
Which champion is the most likely to sing Mamma Mia?
>>162621131
jhin
>autofill activated
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
L I T E R A L L Y WHO
>>162621131
graves
>>162620878
what role u play
>>162621187
>be in queue for just under two minutes
>get into champ select
>someone dodges
>get back into champ select less than 5 seconds after that
>autofilled to support
This shit doesn't make any sense to me. I should be allowed to set some kind of threshold before it forces me into a role I didn't pick.
>>162605518
Cho gathI have BED (Binge eating disorder) and I physically cannot help myself from eating way too much food. Most of the time, so much food that I end up feeling guilty/feel sick about it for the rest of the day until the next time I do it again. I have big weight problem because of it and coupling this with my crippling anxiety I can't seem to really will myself to stop eating so much nor to excessive. I have no real expectation to live for more than 5-10 more years before I die from a heart attack or get diabetes and kill myself (on purpose or accident) and I'm not very concerned by it.
How very apt my main is, isn't it? Almost comically so.
>>162621325
>lee gets 2 kills
>suddenly unkillable
>carries the game single handedly
>his 3rd game as lee
>people say he's one of the hardest to learn
so when is this guy getting nerfed?
>>162621425
I don't think there's a single champion in this game that is "hard to learn."
"Hard to master" on the other hand is a different story.
Also elo factors into it quite a bit I imagine. A low elo Lee player can probably style on other low elo players without too much trouble.
This is Pequod, arriving shortly at LZ.
>>162621425
hes one of the hardest to learn because you have people in welfare diamond that think CoC is the keystone to go on him and if you tell them they are wrong you get banned from league
he also has a shit lategame outside of his wardhop flash kick into team
>>162605518
Mundo.Uncontrollable libido, masturbating 3-4 times per day is not unusual. And cleanup is messy because I cum A LOT.
>>162621187
It's basically a remedy for reinstating being last pick.
>>162621583
>>162621583
I do the exact same but I embrace it. I've fapped outside, in school, in other people's houses, in other people's cars etc. I just do it whenever I have the urge, which is always.
I also get boners off of literally anything, including champion splashes with exposed midriffs (Thank you lord rito for making so many of them)
>>162621583
>tfw used to masturbate 3-4 times a day
>got a job so can only be at home for like 3-4 hours each day
>started masturbating daily or each two days
>it's ten times more pleasurable and I cum like a fucking fountain
Try it out anon
>You have 10 seconds to justify Rengar having CC immunity
>>162620361
oh hey, i dicked that tryn the other day. guys freelo
>>162621779
>you have 10 seconds to justify why Rengar is the only assassin without an escape.
>top doesnt leave his lane for the whole match, not even when we are at inhibs
>jungle said "i farm" and we never saw him again
>not a single ss from mid. no roams. 0/9
>4-man gank every 3 minutes: botlane edition
im gonna place right into cardboard 9, arent I?
>>162621731
Jesus Christ are you me? I hate playing with/against MF because I literally cannot concentrate on the game without fapping during the loading screen.
>>162621770
I have a job, thankfully it keeps me busy enough to keep my thoughts on track, but the moment I get home Poseidon summons the leviathan from the depths of the sea.
>>162621853
Yes, you deserve it for being shit.
>>162621853
>get four man ganked while im up top
>botlane ezreal gets a quadra kill on my team
>our midlaner ends 1/19
>i end 7/4
wew
>>162621583
I could help you clean up.
so /lolg/ what do you guys think is the best cammy build?
so far Ive been jamming muh shields by going Trinity, Ionians, Steraks + Hexdrinker, Guardian Angel, Maw, Dead Mans
feels real nice to engage and have a fuckton of shields + damage, but if the team doesnt follow up its kinda meh
>>162620993
>main malz pre rework
Bestmidlane.jpg
>they rework him from a split pusher burst mage to an objective oriented control mage who has 90% of his dmg on pets.
Well fuck. This took 1k games to get used to. Oh well he's not the same but he's good.
>they make voidlings get one shot by every spell in the game
Just fucking delete him rito. He's no longer a split pusher or a burst mage or a control mage or an objective taker nor does he have any kill pressure in lane because you put 90% of his damage on a single move and made it avoidable.
And for all this shit you DON'T get, you get an alright teamfighter.
>>162621903
Honestly, I wish my libido was even more overactive than it is now. I want to get to the point where I can't focus on anything because of my constant state of arousal and end up wasting the entire day fapping.
Is there a way that I can make my libido WORSE?
>Play Shen
>Bot lane is 0/7 before I even hit level 6
>>162620423
>>162621815
fuk dis game wtf
>>162605518
DariusI have the stamina of a god. I never finish. Even when I'm working out. I never finish. Even when I'm fucking. I never finish. I only finish when I tell myself to finish.
I never finish.
>>162621583
>>162621770
Not him, but
>NEET. actual hikki
>masturbate easily 5 times a day
>get both a job and start going to college
>have roughly 5 free hours, scattered through the day
>still masturbate 4-5 times a day
Ive gotten so good at it its scary. I can literally cum whenever I want, I can last for about 90 minutes without edging, and i can also cum in around 2:40 minutes (i timed it), which is what I do when I dont have any timeand in soloQ sometimes
I know I have a serious addiction, but I think im pretty good at jerking off. I want to hone my skills and do a 12 hour non-stop meat beating session
>>162605518
Twisted Fate
I enjoy playing solo flex queue more than normals and ranked
>>162621853
>>162622032
I haven't played her but I'm going to start by copy pasting my fiora builds since she is simply goodfiora.
Hydra trinity. Possibly bc.
>>162622207
idk it's kinda hard to beat an 11/0 *champion* when you can only get a couple kills on your lane opponent while your team decide to flash in to 11/0 *champion*
>>162622207
I can be bad, and I know I dont deserve to get more than gold 5 at most.
But that ahri going 0/7 against a veigar at minute 12 really is not my fault.
>>162622262
It's not about individual games. I got auto filled to support in placements in a game with 8 diamonds. (I wasn't one of them.)
They took a 12 minute tier 2 and an inhib shortly after.
Some games are shit. Move on. The majority of games are influenced by your skill. Some won't be.
Movin up the ranks of silver baby let's go
>>162622380
>this boy will never let you love him
why live?
>>162622492
is he qt
>>162605518
Leona with a bit of RumbleI'm terrified to start college because I don't want to fail it. Starts sometime in late 2017 and I almost want to not spend the money on it because I'm scared It'll just be wasted when I fail it
>>162622536
yes
>>162622042
Maybe try cold showers?
I read somewhere that it forces your body to produce as much heat as possible to combat the sudden chill. And part of that would be hormone production.
Another thing you can do is edging. See how long you can go doing one continuous fap.
The buildup may drive you crazy but I bet the end release will be worth it.
>>162603825
How else are people supposed to learn to play, with and against, a new champion??
You can't learn to play against her. She just jumps on you and ults and you can't do anything but hope you're stronger.
Hey guys! There's a /vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA with +9 slots remaining! come play in the dead of night
pw: vidya
>>162603896
if you had sex with her would your dick freeze and shatter
>preseason gold v
>7-3 placements
>silver 1
>ENDLESS LOSS STREAKS
>-3 lp 14win/19loss
WHY DO I CONTINUE TO PLAY SUPPORT ON OCE
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
>>162622948
rest in peace smogon bird
>>162622948
There's no point in playing support before high gold or low Plat (mid Plat tbqh).
You're not supporting anyone because there's no one to support. You're just a vision bot.
>>162622948
>Talonflame is now shit again
Press F to pay respects.
fuck this game
i dont know how anyone can enjoy smurfing
its actuly boring
>>162605720
this is neat thanks anon
>Nasus went from a champ with a notoriously shitty early game to being one of the biggest lane bullies in the meta
It's interesting if you think about it.
h-hey
there are only 8 slots remaining you better get in here before it fills up quickly haha :dd
password: vidya
>teammate does something stupid
>gets fucked
>flames me and blames me
From that point on I make sure he loses the game, I don't even answer, just make key mistakes here and there that makes us lose the game, the way they rage is delicious, it's even better when it's ranked. This shouldn't be allowed.
>>162623271
same
>they know I do it on purpose
>the continuous rage
should i go for an assassin on bot instead of an adc
>>162623174
>That shit tier ARAM Nasus build
>Biggest lane bully
In Silver or what?
>>162623408
It's even better because as they rage they start using insults like "nigger", "faggot" and "retard" so after making them lose I report them and write a detailed text about how that amount of hate speec triggered me, made me fell unsafe and ruined my in game experience, I usually get the "a player has been punished thanks to your report" 2 or 3 days after that. It's delicious.
>>162623779
Challenger actually, Quas has two accounts there playing almost nothing but E-max Nasus.
>>162623780
>>162623780
>>162623780
Rotate whenever.
>>162623779
How about Challenger. Go look quas
>>162623865
>670th post
>new thread
For what purpose.
>>162623915
image limit reached
Camille is Fiora v2. She feels weak as fck, but mb ppl didnt learn how to play her yet
>>162623271
Atleast you do it subtly, just left a match where bot fucked up and the leona bitched at the cait in that oh so passive aggresive tone that Supports tend to do, then goes Top lane for the rest of the match and blames the cait for having poor farm when she was 2v1 against a Jinx an Nami.
>>162623629
only if you plan on ending in early or midgame
>>162623948
>I want to ___ ___!
>look at my bronze game!
>but no one came...
I hate lolg.
>>162610409
N-nani?!
>>162619587
>I am playing this game with children and young teens
Well not anymore. You made it out of silver, remember?
>>162624713
boy is he in for a surprise.
>>162619859
seems pretty shitty
>>162624713
Gold is still teenagers. I think you start getting older people in plat and diamond
>>162626572
older people are all bronze
>>162630012
My in-law is 32 and he's D3.
>>162613004
Visit your family anon