/owg/ - Overwatch General

When will they make Pharah playable? I want to relive my tf2 soldier days but she dies instantly if the other team picks any character from about half of the cast.

>>162550251

>female soldier 76

Huh. Makes me think of a later in life Laura Bodewig from Infinite Stratos. I like it.

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i love hana

>>162552000
when she gets horizontal movement

and only then. Or you can just shove mercy up her ass to make her playable at the cost of going -2.

>>162550251
NEPGEAR A MURDERER!

NEPGEAR A SHIT!

>>162550251

why did you make another thread when the current thread has 200 posts?

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>>162552000
when you learn to attack from flanks and from behind.

parah is prolly my favorite hero

>>162552000
git gud

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Check em'

Am I the only one getting sick of so many shitheads on this game? I know I'm not exactly top-tier but why is everyone so goddamn pessimistic and stupid on this?

>still stuck in silver
>actually winning a game though
>about to finish capping final point
>roadhog player rages and leaves
>two more people freak out and leave as well

Why tho

>>162568016
>stuck
how?

>>162571061

Solo queue.

>>162572003
no I asked HOW, you can win AFK in silver...

>>162568016
How? Someone literally let me borrow their silver account and In 2 hours they were 200 points from Plat. 10+ winstreak before 4 losses and I said I;ll leave the rest to you.

It's literally like playing Launch day Quickplay. Learn how to carry as roadhog, Im serious. He will carry you to plat easily.

What time is X-Mas tomorrow?

3pm est?

>first placement match
>2 elims is gold at half
>3 elims is gold final
>I have 4 gold medals
I felt violated

>Dps characters are doing so much fucking damage right now
>I'm still pulling gold dmg as rein
Can't fix shitters

>>162568016
>>162577304


You know what guy, Ill help you out.

In fact, anyone currently in bronze or silver I can help out.

Heres one of the OWG's discords. PM Zeph

https://discord.gg/29Cd64x

How do I consistently get better? I never was a great player but did okay in quake 3 and tf2; but now I sometimes feel like I'm just getting too old.
But then somehow I get laser aim and perfect tactic feel and I save some games and all is well.

>>162578523
http://www.aimbooster.com/

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clyp.it/iehlcauv
>"Size isn't everything."
Small dick confirmed!

S76 is so good. Climbing is quite easy

>join comp game
>matched with some guy named Amaterasu with some numbers
>King's Row Defense
>he instalocks Hanzo
>he sucks but we manage to stop them shortly after 2 points
>switch sides
>he instalocks Genji
>he sucks with Genji too

Fucking weebs.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOLIDAY UPDATE

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>>162578523
For mechanical skill, practice. For positioning, awareness and decision making, you can watch tutorial videos, streamers (ask questions, they will sometimes answer), and just get in game and communicate. Figure out what you're doing that better players aren't, or are doing, and you'll get better. It takes a lot of energy and work, though, one of the reasons why I don't plan on climbing too much this season. It can be exhausting.

>>162579328

11AM PDT when they normally release updates.

>>162579328
Tomorrow at like 13:00 EST

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Real question: why does everyone say junkrat is a trash hero and you should never pick him?

Pharah gets shit on by soldier/mcree and you should always have a hitscan, but why not make the second dps junkrat? We're balls deep in a boring as fuck 3-4 tank meta, the tanks don't move that fast allowing you to hammer in grenades that chunk down the tanks instantly if you combine them with a well thrown charge. The trap covers flanks, and throwing charges at your feet allow you to have good map coverage. Why does everyone think he's shit? Am I missing something?

>>162579781
Dva deletes his area of denial M1.
Zarya gets free Energy of his spam
He's slow, easy for a widow, soldier, McCree to pick off

Normally He's great against Rein because he shits on his shield. but in the current mets theres now always a dva to backup the rein so you have to deal with dva deleting your shit before you can even scratch the shield.

he;s simply not very viable in the current meta. If you can figure out some of his tricks and hold good chokes, then good for you. But in the current meta Junk will typically just do nothing and get shit on.

>>162579781
Junkrat isn't very precise, his grenades have too much of an arc and the travel time is very slow. He's fun to use on defense CP, just resorts to his spam to scare the enemy away from a small section of the choke. Is he needs to duel, he has to rely on being godlike with his grenades or throwing out a panic mine and hoping for the best. His trap and mine combo are good for getting rid of solo flanks if they're not very aware of their surroundings, but that isn't fool proof, while a hero like McCree can do everything Junkrat does but with more precision, in addition to being able to duel flankers, especially Tracer and Genji, whom McCree hard counters.

>>162579781
hes fine if they dont have a zarya/pharah
but dealing with fully charged zaryas gets old as fuck fast

>crates resets in less than a hour
>update is tomorrow

i pity the guys who will play the brawl now

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>route 66 defense
>10 seconds till game starts
>4 players are not even at the payload
>we get rolled instantly
>alt f4 immediately
no reason to suffer playing with niggers like that.
how are there people that play like that?
who are you?
how do you exist?

>>162579781

He's basically Zarya's free ticket to high energy along with having a worse version of D.Va's ult.

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>postpone winter update because amerifats live in a fucked up timezone in their country so have to wait until every zone there has passed midnight to release it

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>Xmas event in less that 24 hours
Oh god pls Blizzard gib Blueberry some nice loot she was a good smug this year.

>>162579392
>>162578630
Cheers. Guess I'll have to actively try new stuff, I'm too fixed in my fps ways.

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>tfw finally mastering reinhardts spray pattern

this.. is power...

>no skin leaks

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i hate this meta

but i want to win

>>162580725
I like it, it's like actual Christmas

I didn't get to play during summer game or Halloween. Do seasonal skins really cost more coins? I've got 3000 coins saved up.

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>>162580826
I can't wait until Ana get's nerfed into the fucking ground. She's the only thing causing this garbage.

>>162580826
Hey it could be worse
It could be the double Zarya/Winston/lucio mets

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Winter Wonderland not too far off

>>162580932
Yeah, everything will cost 3x the normal prices.

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>>162580978
don't remind me

>>162580998

Damn... I guess I should wait until near the end of the event to buy a skin then. Knowing my luck I'd get a duplicate of whichever skin I bought.

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>die by tracer
>she calls you a wanker

>>162580932
Seasonal legendaries cost 3k

>>162581253
wait till the last day of the event and then buy whatever you didn't get yet, skins will be super expensive if you get them duplicate.

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>>162580826
This is the 2nd meta Ana has enabled.

And people think its D.Va and S76's fault.

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>>162581201
everytime

>>162580998
>Winter Wonderland not too far off
who cares? there's just going to be one decent (sexy) skin that i'll probably never get and would cost 8 billion coins to buy directly, just like the other shit events.

>>162581253
You could always wait until the last day. But if you do that then do not wait until what you think will be the last minute because last time people tried doing that the Halloween event ended earlier than they thought.

>>162581201
>Blizzard actually thought hero stacking would be a good idea
>it took them even longer to take it out of the non-competitive game mode

>>162581426
It's probably going to be Mei.

I fap to futa overwatch videos. Am I gay?

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I want to legitimately git gud with Hanzo, as in be credit to team. Any pointers? What maps are best for him? Is he better on offense or defense?

>>162581325
Are dupe event legendaries 600 kaplanbux, or 200 like the base legendaries?

HOW MANY HOURS

>>162581521

You know damn well it'll be either Mercy or Widowmaker.

>>162581531
If you press H and click on McCree or Soldier76 in spawn your team will literally cheer.

>>162581526
Yes

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>>162553391
Well I don't.

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>>162578912
>korea attacked by omnic so big it can cause tsunamis
>build up army of small mechs to destroy it

Yea size isn't everything. Though russia was the only country to wipe local omnics completely.

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>duel another d.va as d.va
>we both say hi while tearing each other apart

Why is this so common?

>>162581557
200 ofc

>>162581615
Mercy isn't getting a skin this time. I have a feeling that they will hold off on Widowmaker until Valentine's Day. It sounds too perfect.

>>162580049
>Panic mine
A panic trap also works very well most of the time. Not even memeing.

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>when their hyperautistic Genji, Tracer or Widow sucks all the fun out of the game

>>162581557
200 because Blizzard hates you.

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>Winter event is coming

Barely any leaks too, can't wait

>>162581615
>implying they won't get rare reskins if anything

>>162581676
>eliminated by
But you're the d.va.

>>162581676

sir I'm going to have to ask you to delete this

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Wir sind uns im klaren, daß dieser Krieg ja nur damit enden könnte, daß entweder die germanischen Völker ausgerottet werden, oder das Judentum aus Europa verschwindet. Ich habe am 1. September 1939 [sic] im Deutschen Reichstag es schon ausgesprochen. . . daß dieser Krieg nicht so ausgehen wird, wie die Juden sich es vorstellen, nämlich daß die europäischen arischen Völker ausgerottet werden, sondern daß das Ergebnis dieses Krieges die Vernichtung des Judentums ist. Zum erstenmal werden nicht andere allein verbluten, sondern zum erstenmal wird diesesmal das echt altjüdische Gesetz angewendet: Aug' um Aug', Zahn um Zahn!

>>162581531
He's infinitely better on offense, because you can get a single lucky headshot or scatter arrow and they basically auto-lose the defense. On defense it's the opposite - if they push and you miss 2 or 3 arrows, you lost the defense.

Hanzo is pretty shit, has lower damage potential than Widowmaker in a much worse form factor (projectiles.) He's also super bad vs tripletank which is the default team comp atm.

>>162581645
Can I have some actual advice instead of retardation?

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>>162580826
>>162580826
>>162580936
>>162581348
why does ana enable this meta?
what was the meta before this?

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>>162581804
>>162581847

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Why is comp rating based solely on winning?

If you lose once in solo queue, it's fucking game over because you get shittier teammates next time and lose again and again. I'm not asking to gain points when I lose with 5 gold medals as Zen, I'm just asking to not lose 30.

>>162581741
no lewd hana pls

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https://clyp.it/u2tovoji

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I swear if they fuck up Zenyattas holiday skin I'm going to rage.

Skullyatta was fucking TERRIBLE

>>162581325
>wait till the last day of the event
and then blizzard shuts down the event early again and you're fucked.
you literally can't win

>>162581931
Danke.

Looking throughout an entire year, what holidays are guaranteed events like Halloween and Christmas? People are saying Valentine's Day, are there any others?

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tell me /owg/, do I an hero?

Do you think D.Va wears underwear under her suit, or does she go commando?

>>162581935
hes a dogshit hero dude. hes fucking bad. you cant get good with a shit hero. hes fucking awful.

i dont know why blizzard thought a low velocity slow firing, single point, arching, low damage weapon would be competative. they are fuckign dumb.

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>>162581923

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>Everyone wondering who the gay character is
Can almost reassure you it isnt gonna be Lucio.
Otherwise the kikes at blizzard wouldnt be able to push their interracial agenda.
I mean, think about it.

>>162582069
>not liking the cute skelly

>>162582069
Only thing omnics deserve is death.

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>>162581676
This is why I am bad at D.Va.

I probably subconsciously put myself in these situations because I enjoy them.

>>162581945
it's not, but it should be
you're retarded

>>162581940
She causes the tanks to basically never fucking die.
Before this we had Zenyatta/Genji/McCree dive comps and a brief period of Pharmercy between Widow/McCree nerfs and Ana patch.
Ana wasn't the mustpick support over Zen until Season 2 when Discord Orb got nerfed.

>>162582130
You make the mistake of assuming I'm a super-competitive player in ranked.

>>162581741
>enemy d.va starts shooting at me
>say hi
>they say hi back
>we both have the sit emote
>sit there for 5 minutes without anyone realizing

i'm surprised how much this hapens

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>play of the game
>Zarya's intro starts
>screen glitches out
>Sombra POTG plays
>mfw

new male hero when?

>>162581940
~90 HPS without her grenade buff, 100 AOE heal from the grenade, and 180 HPS with the buff. She is by far the most effective healer in the game so she can keep tanks alive with no trouble whatsoever. Before Ana's buffs back in August or whatever, picking more than maybe 2 tanks was considered a faux pas because healers couldn't keep them up, but Ana completely negates the problem by herself.

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>>162582176
Some people just like being taken advantage of, others like to be the one taking advantage.

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Really hoping Widowmaker gets a skin tomorrow.

>>162581935
Just work on your Geometry
Hanzo is completely straightforward m8, I'm afraid the only thing you can do is practice a lot with your aim so you get used to the speed of your projectiles and start getting headshots left and right.

Also, learn to accept that he's not a good option in all maps, I feel he works well in Payload maps but is very difficult to contribute to the team in others.

>>162582119
If she's like Samus, I assume that she's naked under it, due to how skin tight it is. She has to breathe somehow.

>>162582164
t. Junkrat

>>162580240
>Being at the Payload at all at the beginning of 66.
It's like you're asking to be picked off.

>>162582424
zarya hates omnics too

>>162582119

You ever wear a wetsuit, leotard, or any other skintight fabric before? At most she's wearing a thong.

>>162582321
Are you retarded? We already know who the next hero is going to be.

>>162582216
then how the fuck do you not lose points without winning?

>>162582493
And Roadhog. And Toblerone.

>>162582176
Whenever I see this image I can only think about the doujin that it comes from and how terrible it must be to be bound and gagged for 8 straight hours

>>162582519

we do?

>>162582590

Doomfist.

>>162582297
easily the only good thing about that character

>>162582640

Doomfist will be a loli, senpai.

can we normally preload

i cant remember

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>>162582069
>Skullyatta was fucking TERRIBLE

gib update

>>162582297
>letting Sombra get POTG

How bad does the rest of the game have to play to let that happen?

>>162582297
Saw this yesterday for the 1st time, absolute GOAT highlight intro

>>162582069
but his epics are his best skins

>>162582114
Just contact [email protected] for a free eloboost by a top 500 player, senpai

>>162582553
>The point of competitive should not be about trying to win
kill yourself.

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>Traveling to Numbani
I can't fucking stand this map and I don't even know why

who do I play to climb from master to GM?

>>162581940
Replace D.Va with Zarya and S76 with Reaper.

Goes like this
>Build fuckton of ult charge off tanks, while making them never die with 180 HPS
>Give that ult charge to Reaper (now its Soldier)
>Use Tatical Visor/Death Blossom
>Teamwipe

The reduction to speed killed Deathblossom's strat, but now its just Tatical Visor.

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>>162581804
>>162581847
why god

>>162582995
Symmetra

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>>162582353
Ungghhh,

cuuuuute~

>>162582760
Fuck, now I want a loli character.
Will never be a thing though because of the fact that she will get killed and fans are bound to sexualize her.

>>162582985
I feel the same way 2bh. It's not even that bad, I just don't like it.

>Ilios
>1st round
>not doing too well
>we're at ~30% control
>enemy makes it to 99% control
>teammate leaves right before overtime
>we manage to cap it and hold it to 100%
>get absolutely assfucked because the next 3 rounds are 5v6

Why am I punished for ragequitters?

>>162582760
Will she still be voiced by Terry Crews?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6_4Io2Q64E

looks like koreans like triple tank too

>>162582985
super flat, no real substantial highground except for maybe at the capture point

giant buses that you just want to explode out of your way but they're made of fucking uranium or something and cannot be moved

waka waka music

Do you lose points for draws?

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>>162582586
Only the first 4 hours are bad.

>>162582760
Doomfist should be the older brother from the trailer after some aging and serum enhancement similar to Steve Rogers.

>>162582985
Because its proof that Omnics managed to do something humans have never been able to do. Making Africa civilized.

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>>162583063
Posted that one too.

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>win
>lose
>win
>lose
>win
>lose
>win
>lose
>start getting less points and losing more
WHAT IS THIS MEME

Approximately how long to level an account to 25? I want an alt, but I'm not sure I can endure the qp grind.

>>162583452
A few hours, maybe.

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>>162583368
you havent got good yet

>>162583247
Dblade against tanks.

what is this man smoking

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>>162583271
Mmm a juicy ass.

>>162583368
it was giving you games that should have been easy for you and you were still only winning half of them

i don't know how people are still surprised by this.

>>162582297
>Sombra hacks into the POTG
>it's just one kill at the start and a second at the very end
Well alright then

>>162583164
After 3 minutes if a teammate leaves and doesn't come back you shouldn't lose SR but the leaver should and recieve a strike.

>>162583572
>should've been easy for you
nigga they were fucking stomps
On the contrary the game i won were fucking stomps
Maybe they're supposed to be ez for me but not my teammates

>>162583290
doomfist already existed when they went to the museum senpai

3 MINS

M
I
N
S

>>162583656
Then people will just quit and take a hit for a team everytime theyre gonna lose. Too easily Abuseable

>>162583780
...
?

>>162583672
They're stops because Blizzard manipulates damage to enforce a winrate.
Only way you can get around this is by mastering the spray patterns

>>162583720
>tiny child doomfist meme

I only want this because it'll make the PC crowd rage when an black African icon gets a white character lmao

>>162583290
Doomfist is a name that passed down to a successor.

>>162583164
>>162583656

Let's say you're on a bowling team in a bowling tournament. If one of your teammates drops a ball on his foot and gets taken to the hospital, you team doesn't get a free pass from the loss.

Of course in real life you have 2nd strings and backups in case something like this does happen, but it's not fair to whoever backfills for the last 2 minutes of a losing game.

>>162583832
Arcade reset

>>162582554
Is Toblerone just mad that omnics are more advanced and overall better than any hunk of junk he could make?

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Chill nigger, it's just banter, charge in and I'll barrier and ult

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>>162582783
It surprises me too when I get it

And it's almost always just mopping people up off the objective with the tickle pistol after an EMP

>>162583720
Would he come out of retirement and reclaim his gauntlet, though?

>play as Doomfist on the map where you have to escort his gauntlet to the museum

Trippy.

>>162583780

Don't do the arcade yet Anon. Save it for those sweet Christmas presents tomorrow.

>>162583975
Guy have PTSD or some shit. He freaks out when you go to Nepal or Numbani.

>>162583943
who cares? wait until tomorrow to win your loot boxes... christmas event?

>>162583672
>nigga they were fucking stomps
because your MMR rating was too high
now they're putting you in a baby tier where you belong

whats the best way to get them arcade boxes

>>162583975
He's mad that all of his inventions were used for evil, as well as the whole "Omnics tried to destroy humanity" thing.

>>162584159
1v1

>no ana+roadog memes
>no worthless teammates
>no memes

Only individual skill.

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I HAVE AN IDEA
Basically there will be a ranked backfill queue.
If you queue up and lose, you won't lose any ranked points, and if you lose you won't win any. You get extra Exp for participating in ranked, And more if you win.
You guys see any downsides?

>>162584106
then how are they putting me where i belong when my wins are also total stomps?

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>stop playing at less than 2k exp for an easy box right when the event starts
>still want to play a couple more games

What do I do?

>>162583975
Imo hes right as to not trust their sentience.
The Iris is overall shady as fuck, and I personally hope theres some really dark backstory to it rather than the "dude peace lmao" bullshit we're getting now.

where the fuck is my x-mas skins

>>162584239
because they expected those to be stomps, you just didn't shit the bed hard enough to lose those ones.

>>162583943
Wait till tomorrow and earn them in the new brawl and get the new christmas loot boxes then too

>>162584234
>not carrying your entire team as Roadhog in 3v3

I'm going to make some scrubs happy tomorrow.

>>162584239
He is bullshitting you to get you into a a tiffy. It's fairly well accepted that match making is terrible and doesn't actually work.

>>162584283
>Zenyatta learns that all he believed in was a lie
>decides 'fuck it
> takes his students and rebuilds the Shambali from the ground up after showing the fucks how peaceful his teachings are by force

THE FUCK IS THIS
GIMME MY XMAS EVENT WITH MY ARCADE RESET YOU FUCKERS

>>162584394
>Blizz says event starts Dec 13th
>It's fucking Dec 12th
>"where the fuck is my x-mas skins"

just now 4 of my team DC'd and 2 of the enemy DC'd
blizzard plz

>>162584251
I considered stopping the other day but I decided to play a few more matches. Missed out on a couple easy loot boxes for the event, but I imagined to climb out of Gold and hit plat and decided to stop there.

What I'm saying is, you should wait for the event at this point

>>162584486
At least the NA servers just went down

>>162583935
I'd say this is a good point, but online gaming is much different, people leave all the time (or disconnect) without real care for their team.
>>162583656
>>162583797
The solution would be to lose minimal ranking.
50% would probably be accurate.
It's frustrating as fuck. Last night I was on my 5th game win streak, we were going well (not saying we would have won), but a member leaves and we have to still play the remaining 4 matches of KOTH resulting in a loss. I think it punishes the disabled team too much.

>>162584237
>You guys see any downsides?
Yeah. If I queue, and end up in a backfill game, I'm wasting my fucking time. If there is no loss for me for losing, I might as well just dick around.

>>162584427
I suck as Roadhog. I usually just lock Soldier 76 and hole my team isn't terrible.

>>162584427
>implying its not Ana carrying

Literally just
>sleep enemy hog
>kill the shitters

>>162584492
>it's the 12th

3rd world babby spotted

>>162584486
Just wait a day you autist.

>>162584492
Is it midnight or midday tomorrow or something

>>162584486
Holy fuck!!! You seriously can't wait until tomorrow?!?! Calm the fuck down, you sick twat!!!

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>tfw Streepig is a blast to play
>tfw I have a 40% W/L ratio
>tfw I don't care because I'm having fun

>>162584630
>It's the 13th
eurocuck spotted

>win a game, lose a game
>repeat ad nauseum
is this the so called elo hell?

Hey guys, I just came back from 2 days in the future. I just wanted to give you a heads up that all the skins are shit and everyone is disappointed.

UTC 00:00 !

>>162584668

11AM PDT

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>>162584492
Overwatch's initial release was midnight in its region but was 7 PM in my region

I'm sorry timezones are shit but the least they could consider everywhere else besides America and their fucked up system

>>162584739
It's ELO hell when you win games by a stomp, lose game by a stomp.

If they're really well played matches, you're at your accurate ELO.

As an aside, are these captchas getting fucking worse?

enjoy waiting for us, eurofriends

>>162584839
>but the least they could consider everywhere else besides America and their fucked up system
>and their fucked up system
do you just not like time zones or something

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LEAKS

>I'm staying up for event
>I need to wake up in 4 hours for work
>Event still not up
What's the npoint? I won't be able to fall asleep anyway. I'll just keep checking my phone for updates. Overwatch really consumed my life.

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>>162584486
Good things come to those who wait.

>>162584951
What are you avoiding in real life, anon?
Things normally consume you when you're trying to escape something.

>>162584602
>implying anyone in solo queue 3v3 is that coordinated

Last week, all of my 9 wins had at least one round where I killed the enemy team by myself.

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>>162584938
>releases in my region when I should be asleep
>amerifats getting home from work can crack down into it way earlier

I don't know what to think but still

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>وريهم قوتك
>I AM STRONG
Name one thing you can do to counter this.

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>>162584951
Well you gotta wait like 14 hours

>>162585056
maybe you shouldn't live in a 3rd world shithole

>>162585030
A lot of things actually. Psychatrist wants to send me back to the mental ward. Might as well just change my identity and move somewhere else.

>>162584951

The event's not going up for like another 18 hours. Just go to bed dude.

>>162584874
>do the captcha where you have to draw a square around the street signs
>always have to do another captcha to "select the street signs" immediately afterwards
Fucking why?

2 ideas for dealing with trolls and just general toxic players.

1. Low priority que
2. vote to kick

any other ideas? And comments on my 2 ideas?

>>162582518
>thong.
that would just get uncomfortable with the amount of running and jumping around she does

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Thanks Blizzard

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>>162584995
I fuckin waited ever since release for this holiday
My dick is fully erect, do not blueball me.

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Is Lúcio secretly a Shimada?

>>162585206
Shitheads here don't want to end up punished for calling everyone a nigger and picking attack sym XD

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Remember kids, Santa wont bring updates for naughty children who stays up past their bedtime!

>>162585030
>What are you avoiding in real life, anon?
Real life, period.

>>162585206
Hate the 2nd one. I'm not an anything main because having a main is stupid in a game like this. The closest thing to a main I have though is Torb. And no I don't play him in retarded situations like attack. I play him on defense only. I have 3x as much playtime with him than I do with my 2nd most played hero. According to overbuff I am in the top 3% of torb players. Still I am called a troll if I play him. I am positive i'd be vote to kick a lot. Not a doubt in my mind.

>>162567115
They got banned from league so now they shit up OW.

>>162585206
>And comments on my 2 ideas?
go back to assfaggots

>>162585206
The problem is the people who pick Hanzo/Genji/Sym/Bastion/Torb are either really bad or really fucking good. I've seen some go godlike, others are useless garbage. There's no middle ground.

So with the vote to kick, it's punishing those who actually do well.

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>>162585297
This is the first time they've been off their update schedule
Don't be mad that they're fucking up

>>162585206
>pick a hero outside the meta
>get vote kicked and banned

>>162585210

Do you interact with women at all? Thongs are the preferred choice of underwear for physical activity.

has the Xmas event started yet?

>>162567115
it doesnt get better even if your in diamond or masters

>>162585367
>Hate the 2nd one. I'm not an anything main because having a main is stupid in a game like this.
Do you come from mobas? They seem to be the only people who think "main" means "character I only ever play"

>>162585284
they should be punished for being toxic

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>>162585443
>Do you interact with women at all?

>>162585401
>first time they fuck up their schedule
Hey there, newfriend. Are you enjoting the game so far? I bet you can't wait to hit level 25 to start playing comp :)

>>162585206
>1. Low priority que
I wouldn't mind if there was a system similar to how GTA flags people trolling/cheating and forces them to queue with other trolls/cheaters.

>2. vote to kick
No.

>>162585210
Dva does the least running and jumping of anyone in the game, she's in her mech most of the time

Where is the Christmas update?

It's December 24th here is Australia.

>>162585401

An update has literally NEVER dropped at this time.

It's around 18 hours from now.

>>162585401
uwot

The normal patch time is 18h45m from now

>>162585206
Maybe just put people with low-winrates with other people with low win-rates against other people with low win rates.

People would be a lot less salty and triggered if the matches were closer instead of giving them the false impression they are good by putting them in a stomp in their favor before throwing them into a stomp going the other way.

Make actual match making instead of whatever bullshit this is.

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>>162585538
I actually missed the debut of Halloween, but Summer games and release were right on schedule

Can >we get a virtual divegrass team for the /vg/ league? We've got enough memes and autism to do it.

>>162585498
does it not? If it doesn't then yes i'm a torb main. When I think of main I think of the guy who only ever plays widow or something. Go to their page and their only hero played is widow.

if that's not what that means then yes I am a torb main. I am perfectly capable and willing to play other heroes which I do a lot. I just play Torb the most.

>>162584995
Which map has those orange tiles the card falls onto?

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>this is possibly the third (3) event that mercy gets another skin over someone else

>>162585727
Nepal

Anybody else just have problems with the servers? One person on each team just disconnected in my comp match, and voice chat shut off completely.

That shit was so strange.

>>162585745
>this is the third event where Widowmaker doesn't get a skin

Any silver or Bronze Shitters want a boost to gold?

PM me on discord. Dont be a pussy

Zeph#4078

>>162585678
>does it not?
No, no it doesn't. I don't know who started that dumb meme but the term "main" means "character you MAINly play" not "character you ONLY play".

>>162585745
Gotta pander to those secondaries and generic waifufags

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>>162585745
Doubt it

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>>162585762
everyone is logging on at the same time only to be dissapointed by the lack of update

>>162585791

But Widowmaker got a skin for Summer games you dipshit.

>>162585791
>What are summer games

>>162585557
yeah GTA has a good system. It'll be similar in overwatch if they used it. Put all the assholes together so they can yell and scream and troll each other.

Don't make it permanent though. Let them get a taste of their own medicine and maybe they'll be like alright fuck I get it fine i'll be good just get me the fuck away from these degenerates. But every time they are placed in the low priority que it gets longer. 24 hours, 48, 5 days, 7 days, 2 week, 3 weeks, a month. I think a month should be the cap though. Too lenient or that's good?

>>162585917
>>162578798

>>162585837
>all that Zarya love

My 10K credits are ready.

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>>162585297
>tfw stayed up for Santa with milk and cookies when I was a kid and he never came
My life has been shit ever since

>>162585367
>I have 3x as much playtime with him than I do with my 2nd most played hero

That's called a main.

>>162585791

You mean this'll be the 3rd event where Mei doesn't get a skin.

Women have an obligation to be sexy. Every single one of them should be wearing a thong. I don't give a fuck if their comfortable or not.

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>oh shit arcade resets in 6 hours
>forgot to get my free boxes this time around
>lose literally 9 3v3's in a row
>fucking 9
>in 5 of those games I some guy who just instalocked junkrat and somehow managed to kill himself in the first 5 seconds of the round. every fucking round.
f-fun times

>>162585837
>characters getting two things in an event

??? this never happened in an event

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>>162586007
>Mfw torb main

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>>162580240
Leaving the game because 4 people on the team have better positioning than you, and know defending that far forward will only get the other team easy picks.

EL OH EL

>>162585206
Low priority queue is the only option

They don't want reported players to gain less SR and it takes a lot to ban them overall

Vote to kick would be abused like avoid player was. On that note they need to remove prefer this player which can be used for a similar reason, to harass someone.

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>>162586059
boy

>>162586059
You mean like Reaper getting a highlight intro and legendary skin for Halloween? Or Tracer and Lucio getting the same in the summer games? Or Ana getting a skin and emote for Halloween?

>>162586052
Go no limits and play torb, I've won 13/15 games that way.

Encourage other people to play torb (or reinhardt/winston) too.

>>162586059
tracer has 2 legendary skins from the summer games and so does the nigger healer (forgot the name) I think

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>>162586087
feels good my nigga

>>162585563
tomorrow. The 13th.

>>162586142
ok so SIX heroes are going to get two things, totally pal

>>162586059
Tracer got a legendary skin and a highlight intro. Lucio got a legendary skin, a highlight intro, and an emote. Reaper got a legendary skin and a highlight intro.

>>162586059
>MERELY PRETENDING

>>162585443
I was in the army and I remember they didn't recommend women to wear thongs because of the friction they cause in the ass during physical activity.

>>162585991
I have never played league of legends in my life actually.

>>162586213
7, but yes

Torbjorn is getting everything.

With how many fucking characters they have in this game it'd be retarded to only allow ~3 characters an event to get skins.

>every 3v3 is now a mirror match between roadhod, ana and some other tank
>the entire game boils down to who gets hooked/asleep first
I love this meta meme.

any good christmas pics of Mei yet?

Can't find shit

>>162586213
You know skins include the "basic" recolour type skins as well (like vampire Symmetra, purple Pharah etc.)? And voice lines are easy as fuck to add and basically everyone got them?

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>>162586172
nigger skates

>>162586318
Dota then? Fuck off to whatever moba you came from.

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>>162584470

I actually have an image for this.

>>162585991
literally the only people who would be against corralling the assholes all together are the assholes who would be corralled.

>>162586403
GOOD

>>162583975
Didn't he make like a bunch of "omnic" shit?

>>162586051
>2016
>Being a filthy misogynist
Keep at it, best fetish.

>>162585991
>>162586392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwt2HcBGpTQ

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>tfw pic related happens in the holiday comic tomorrow

You ready bros?

>>162586438
>literally the only people who would be against corralling the assholes all together are the assholes who would be corralled.
or, you know, people who don't want to play a game where you're soft-banned from the game because they hurt your feelings

>>162586503
Let it go my son

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>>162586019
>staying up past bedtime waiting for Santa like a naughty child
Its like you want Joulupukki to fucking kill you.
No cookies and milk is gonna soothen his wrath.

>>162586451
One of the new datamined conversations implies he was at least partially responsible for the omnic crisis and he seems to feel guilt / regret for it. And zarya is an asshole.

>>162586451
IIRC he made a bunch of tech that ended up being used for more bad then good.
Alot of it was stolen, too.

>>162586516
>Actually talking shit about people you don't know on the internet, based on their skill in a video game.
How much of a pussy do you need to be to do that? lmfao.

>>162586336

Where are these games because I want them. In my 3v3 matches I always get someone trying to be Genji, Sombra, Hanzo, or Widowmaker.

>>162586662
Who said I was shit-talking people? You're suggesting that people be put into a "shithead" queue just for playing the class they want to play as opposed to whatever comp meme is popular at the time.

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Auction thread


Post girls and anons say how much they would pay for one night with them/to own them as a slave.

D.va
Starting bid, $150

DO I HEAR $200?

>>162586693
>picks widow
>tries the instant air-headshot and fails
>achieves nothing the rest of the round

If you can't hit normal headshots why try for a trickshot that is arguably harder?

>>162586593
Only just preparing you for the inevitable.

>>162586756
>Post girls and anons say how much they would pay for one night to own them as a slave.
That's some prime-o shit taste famalama

I'd be up for serving Dva though

Do we have a specific time when the update hits?

Have they said what Meis robot is?

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>in diamond
>pick roadhog
>get quad
>team dies
>"we dont need a roadhog :/"
>draw

So this is the power of diamonds....woah

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>mfw people actually pick Ana as the sole support and camp the point trying to be a Widowmaker
>the only time they actually heal someone from our team is when the miss the shot on a enemy flanker
I wish the "Ana is so good" meme would stop already.

>>162586438
>Five or four stack on your team
>You don't want to fill the role they have decided for you despite them being shit
>Soft-Ban for you

Genius.

>>162586615
Wouldnt imagine it being hard to steal from a manlet.

>>162585074
Take a few step back.

>>162586878
according to >>162584821 11 AM PDT but I haven't bothered looking that up at all.

Assuming that's legitimate it's 19.5 hours though

>>162586837
>'d be up for serving Dva though
Is that a bid for $200 I hear?

>>162586939
>I DON'T WANNA PLAY THAT ROLE

Then get the fuck out of comp. We're playing to win.

>>162586756
$150 for a day with Rein as my personal trainer

>>162587058
We can't exactly bid on us winning her if we intend to have the subservient position.

>>162586216
Tired of all these tracer skins.

>13th in the majority of the world
>update postponed because of muh irrelevant murican timezones

>>162586756
I pay for Zen to be my mentor so I could be chill as fuck and never get angry again

>>162586937
ana is good. a random autist playing her incorrectly doesn't change that. a good ana will win the game for you

>>162587235
isn't the usual update time like 16 hours from now or something

you can go to sleep

>>162587309
I'll outbid or co-bid you.

>>162587350
eh, fair enough

>>162586612
If I ever see Santa he'll be seeing these hands for only giving me the bible on tape one Christmas

>>162587235
>update postponed because of muh irrelevant murican timezones

I'd say they're pretty relevant right now

>3v3
>teammate gets killed immediately without doing anything
>they stay as the same hero for the rest of the game

How long until they stop letting shitters pick the same hero over and over?

>>162586937
If an Ana cant aim, then yes, the outcome is obvious.
I am that Ana.

>>162587452
3v3 should lock out a hero from all rounds after it's been picked. Imagine the salt.

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What's your favorite meme video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9srWJ66EAo

>>162586516
Do you really think that pissing off your team actually helps them?

>>162586937
I wish the "any opinion I dislike is a meme" meme would stop already.

>>162586937

This is why I heal as Lucio. You can't fuck up with Lucio.