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>>162483693
>>162483693
eyosongive.us
logl
lollg
loggl
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/lgolg/
#zamph #dota2 #epic
MATING PRESS
Loving Relationships~
>>162506864
Hope you have an excellent day tomorrow Zamph!
THESE ISLES... HOW THEY SCREAM
>ywn get a lapdance from LeBlanc
Let's play a game of Who Is That Champ?
>>162506864
>>162506756
>No, see, buff supports because I don't like thing about Exhaust.
Yes. Yes, please buff supports. I love Sona mid and Soraka top. Why not a Zyra mid, top, and jungle, again, too? That'll be fun! Hey, why stop there? We can have 5 man stuns or one-shots from Zilean one more! Yes! Do it! Buff them!
>There's a reason they were nerfed.
>>162507050
Pantheon, Olaf, Reverse Tibbers, Graves, Xin?
Reminder to hide & report Zamphira threads
real thread here: >>162506961
>>162507097
>tfw your one shitpost about exhaust derailed the whole thread for half an hour
ok you two can stop now
>>162507050
Second one is Butcher Olaf
Middle is Frankentibbers
Dunno about the other two
Autistically maining a champ is finally paying off
>>162507050
wtf im gay now
>>162507232
Winner winnre chicken dinner
I want to CONVERT Taliyah to Christianity!
Why is Sona so big and best?
>>162507252
>Let's NOT talk or discuss League of Legends mechanics.
Fuck off waifufag.
>>162506991
Still feel like they ripped off some Nasus rework and gave it to Yorick
And this new champ Camilia is a ripped off Aatrox rework
>>162507302
>tfw climbed bronze to gold on my g wukong
>tfw probably could have got diamond if i had more time to grind before uni took away all my free time
feels fucking bad man
i was still getting +25-26 and losing -14/15 too
Why do so many silver/bronze players play arams all day? I've played like 5 arams and I cant stand it its so boring.
lolbabs?
>>162507506
>playing winnable game
>someone gets picked off, enemy gets out mid inhib
>our shyvana tries to 1v5 them at inhib and dies
>our ahri says "im done" and afks
>cant defend
>lose nexus
wtf placements suck!!
>no qt spider waifu champion
Lolbabs?
>>162507302
>tfw 100% ranked winrateon YorickI mean I've only played 15 games so far, and 7 of them were with Yorick, but still, it feels good
>Be jungler
>Pick Sion
>Shitty fucking niggers place their fucking shitty wards thinking they are safe from me
>R FROM FUCKING TEN ZILLION MILES AWAY
>KNOCK THEM THE FUCK UP
>SLOW THEM THE FUCK UP
>KNOCK THEM THE FUCK UP AGAIN
>COMMENCE DOLPHIN RAPE CAVE
IS THIS WHAT PASSED FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>162507421
Christianity doesn't exist in Runeterra, stop ruining muh immurshun and canon!
>>162507726
Ummm anon
how does this make you feel
>>162507769COWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
>>162507695
Mega Melons
>>162507421
F I X E D
>>162507823
Sexually aroused.
>>162507797
>elise
>anything other than a generic slut who they taped plastic legs onto and called a "spider"
havent played since season 3 (was plat 1), started uni and got loads of free time so started to play again, any tips on the meta, fotm etc before i get placed in bronze
>>162507848
>>162507690
nice censor faggot
pic related is how you can do it in mspaint
>>162507894
>>162507726
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET A REAL SAMURAI LOLBABS?
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET A REAL ROCKMAN LOLBABS?
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET A REAL LICH LOLBABS?
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET A REAAAAALLL FOXGIRL LOLBABS?
>>162508007
Titanic Titties
>he doesn't average 17+ kills in every game
lolbabs?
>>162508152
>liking a character who's only traits are tits and "superamazing musical skill that will make u cri cuz it's so beautiful she gave up her voice to empower it"
>>162508298
>she gave up her voice
She was born mute
>>162508094
How does it feel having such god awful taste in waifus, anon?
>>162508298
im a full fucking faggot that wants a cuteboy bf
but sona is the type of girl that can turn gays
how can you see those pics and NOT want to grab a handful?
u must be gayer than I am
hello /lolg/ im having a bad night
hug me pls
>>162508445
>>162507097
>Zyra mid
Well considering she's supposed to be a mid laner and not a support, that would be a good thing.
>Sona mid
Still happens and with her latest kit is stronger than it's ever been before. And don't even fucking pretend that it was some horrible cancerous fiasco that gave you PTSD. It was always a shitty meme pick for shitty meme elos, and all the things that make Sona mid cancerous, other more viable midlaners have in abundance.
>We can have 5 man stuns or one-shots from Zilean
Why do you insist on listing shit that still happens? Why not bring up the ACTUAL bullshit like jungle Alistar?
Oh, right, because you're too new to remember jungle Alistar and you think you know shit because you read stories about when Sona and Soraka could solo lane and think all the hyperbole was based on fact and not just people fondly remembering their favorite meme picks.
which champion has the bestthigh gap?
>>162508491*hugs*
>>162508409
:^)
>>162508456
>muh 2d secy cowfu
Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.
>>162508562
No one else can even come close.
>>162508491
what's wrong anon? want to talk about it?
i want valor to perch on my head
>>162508702
and you wonder why people say the regulars are fucking apes. good job dip shit.
>>162507302
I sure wish I was autistic enough to main a champ
But I like too many
/vg/ vs /vg/ results.
i think i know why yoricks win rate is so low
Steel Shadow X Blade's Shadow?
>>162508765
nigga even if you did listen you wouldn't give a shit nor would you be able to help me
I gotta pay people to do that, this ain't a kids book
Appreciate the thought tho
>>162508765
I'm just sad that I can't swim in lulu in real life
>>162508847
is anyone streaming these?
quick
you have ONE POST with which to be as autistic as possible
GO!
>>162508917
just spectate ingame
/vg/ vs /vg/ +6.
>>162508917
I used to but my screen resolution is so big that my CPU can't handle it.
>>162508954
Viktor's lore
>>162508847
>outlaws on vg
Those Mtg games were fun mang
>>162508787
>>162508847
AND YOU PLAYED VAYNE
boy this shit just writes itself dunnit.
>>162508954
tfw no league gf
>>162508954
exhaust needs the smite treatment
>>162508954
i want to go swimming with lulu
>>162508954
I enjoy playing Singed.
Okay /lolg/
Top 3 favorite and least favorite streamers/pros
Go
>>162508954
I'm a lorefag.
>>162508954
League is a good game.
>>162508954
LOL
ITS A CONTEST TO MAKE FUN OF LE AUTISM
XD
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*unsheathes katana*
wellllllllll m?goodsir, I think u thought u had me beat, but wacht this !!!!
*charges up energy*
*goes super sainant*
*farts*
*raises paw*
hhmmmmmmmmm.......
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SORRY IF I POOPED
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>>162508860
Man Yorick's ult is so fucking stupid
>Longest cooldown in the game, assuming the maiden is alive for 40/30/20 seconds or more
>Absolute braindead AI that gets worse every time they try to improve it
>Not even really that good to begin with, certainly not enough to justify the three minute cooldown
It needs to be given the option to be reactivated to control the maiden. Cast it on yourself to make her follow you, and cast it on a tower to make her push down a lane.
>>162508954
>I want to swim in lulu!
>post [CHAMPION] guro smut!
>I want to hold jinx's hand!
>I want to [VERB] [CHAMPION]!
> /vg/ vs /vg/ need 6 players for fair balanced match:^)
>ezfaggotry
>matingpressposters
>Posting champion quotes
>>162508954
Cowsep
/vg/ vs /vg/ +5
>>162509361
>>162508860
Am I really the only who never has a problem with the Maiden AI?
>>162509354
This post takes the cake.
>>162508954
I exclusively play top lane. If I autofill to support I will dodge.
>>162508954
Skarl is fe.male
>>162509354
I miss Reese
>>162509449
tries way too hard
>>162508954
Im thinking about maining a carry champ like lee sin to get out of bronze
>>162509448
I never had any problems with it except that she was a little too willing to start pushing solo when I wanted her to keep following me.
Then they "improved" her AI to make it "a little easier" to get her to splitpush.
Now I can't get her to splitpush at all, she almost never targets champions, and she immediately rushes under tower and kills herself if I let her go anywhere near one.
>>162508954
CASS
BUFFS
W H E N
H
E
N
>>162509557
Then I take the cake.
>>162508954
Level 7 Yas main with the PROJECT skin and the first strike border who gives first blood two or three minutes in and then proceeds to feed out the ass and rages in all chat and blames all of his teammates
>>162509557
That's the thing.
In trying so hard to be ironically autistic, he became legitimately autistic.
>>162509710
fuck you cunt you don't get cake for being wrong, this isn't a participation medal country.
>>162509361
My issue is that the CD is that long because of her pushing potential, but she sucks dick at pushing by herself.
>Spend a full minute meandering down lane with her ghouls and your minions.
>Get a few hits in on tower.
>Tower focuses her and she dies.
>3 minute CD till she can do it again.
>>162509413
What's in it for ME?
when will riot remove CDR from the game. it's so fucking easy to cap there is no reason to have it on anyone.
I want to sniff Lux's soft bumbum
>>162508298
I wouldn't mind at all ifsona's breasts were half as big as all the fanart posted here depicts her with
>>162509941
You get to clog the Yogg.
>>162508187
Middle Gold at best
>>162507894
>turns into a literal giant black widow
>not a spider
kys
>>162510046
>butthurt elisefag detected
>>162509783
No, fuck you. I'll take the cake and eat it all.
>>162508954
i watch trick2g unironically
Which League girl would you take to the movies?Which movie?
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>your mainyour deepest secret
>>162510252
The only champions you can go swimming in are Zac and Vladimir (blood pool form)
>>162510121
well too bad cause the cake was a lie amerifat XD XD XD
>>162510280
>Warwick
>Crippling trust issues
>>162510252
but why?
/vg/ vs /vg/ +5
>>162510280
>Darius
>micropenis
>>162510146
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/
>>162510404
Pic relatedEnough anxiety to stop a freight train over trivial shit
>tracker doesnt detect this thread
good job you autistic tripfag shitter
>>162510421
>waaaaa we need people to stomp come fill up the other team we can't make it in our own elos
>>162510280
>YorickI used to work at a waterpark, and there was a position at the lazy river where the lifeguard had to stand in the water. One day we were kind of dead, and I was feeling kind of horny. So I slipped my dick out of my swim shorts, placed the guard tube in the water above it, and fapped. And I came in the lazy river and got away with it.
>>162510304
nice to see someone else use my gifsREMOVE PHONEPOSTERS
>>162510539
You must be new here.
>>162510540
Looks like you got yourself pounded a new one when you joined one of these.
>>162510280
>kale
>i wish to get pegged by my gf
>>162510335
In.
>>162510591
I envy you. Fapping under water is awesome
how rare is this in blind pick?
/vg/ vs /vg/ +4.
>>162510280
>Lux
>trannynot much of a secret anymore tho, I'm not good at having secrets
>>162511053
>trannies are an acceptable thing here now
What a world.
You meme about something until it becomes true, god help us.
sivir is fun as HECK
>>162510280
AhriMy friend's gf make me incredibly horny (skinny/petite with big eyes and blonde) and I fap to her almost every night after I go out with them
>>162510146
JinxHobo with a Shotgun
>>162510869
>playing lee sin
Not rare at all.
I'm give for five in losses in my initial placements. Send help.
>>162510869
Wait how do you get fullscreen in picking phase
What did itãchi mean by his comment?
>>162510280
Twisted FateI have no motivation in life and am just biding my time till something happens that forces me to kill myself
>>162510280
JhinSame as >>162511803 and I'm fairly mentally ill so I know I won't become anything in life anyway
Elderwood or Arcade Pony?
what champions were chosen for this years all stars skin? we better not get something shitty like infernal diana again
>>162510280
singedthat im bad at singed
>>162511939
Elderwood.
Arcade hasn't aged well.
>>162511963
I don't think they've announced it yet.
Speaking of which, are we getting a challenger skin this year?
>>162510280
jinxi can only achieve orgasm with my boyfriend when i imagine him as someone else
>>162511923
>fairly mentally ill
how so?
>>162510280
Xin Zhao.Big dick.
>>162510656
>tripfags
>not universally autistitc
also
>making a thread that the eyoson doesn't pick up
>>162512060
challenger will probably be fucking like yasuo or viktor
>>162510280
yorickI accidentally ran over my girlfriend's dog, Freya, with my truck. She was pinned under the tire, stomach and back legs all crushed underneath. Freya must have been sleeping under the truck. She wasn't dead yet, but clearly was gonna spend the next few minutes in pain. Put her down then and there. Took the day off work, buried her in a forest where I used to take her for walks. Girlfriend still thinks she ran away. I loved that dog more than I love her. Used to take Freya up to the cabin with the boys. It's been a couple months and every now and then she sees some fucking stray near the apartment and thinks it's Freya. Feel dead inside. Girlfriend is starting to want to replace the dog. I lose my temper a lot when she brings it up, but I can't ever explain why and she knows when I'm slinging bullshit. See the dog in my dreams, just staring up at me from under my damn tire.
WTF SHACO IS AP NOW???????????????????
>>162508954
I love Lissandra!
Shes a pure plush QT who lactates ice cream!
She's best girl!
AMA!
>>162512445
>"now"
>>162512264I have a nasty case of BPD and several other co-morbid illnesses, so my future is fairly bleak regardless of what I've done to treat or help myself. Why ask?
>>162508954
>Grave's cigar post
>nasus got a legendary with his rework YEARS AGO
>yorick still hasnt gotten a skin since release
>urgot still hasnt gotten reworked or a skin since 2011
>>162512579
curiosity
>>162512624
who the fuck plays urgot except that one faggot in this thread
>>162512342
>Viktor getting a skin
>bad
The champion deserves it honestly. He only has like 3 skins and the last skin he received was 3 years ago.
>>162512454
I want to see a picture of liss doing that just to see the mortified reactions of other chmpions seeing her shit ice cream out her tits
>>162510280
ViktorMy legs are fucked and I can't do anything fun. I'm depressed and want to kill myself because of that.
>>162512673
i'm that one faggot
>>162508954
pic related
>>162510869
Everytime you pick Lee Sin it's a blind pick
>>162512624
Nasus just received a pretty good 750 skin recently.
Agree with Yorick, but we'll definitely get something this year.
You're right about Urgot's rework.
>>162512527
don't give me a greentexted smug 'now'
he was ever a crit god. What the fuck happened?
>>162512445
Shaco has been an AP champion since his release.
AD fags were always playing the wrong build, and true to Riot's "We love build diversity!" motto, they destroyed AD Shaco when they reworked him.
>>162512792
the thing is that nasus has gotten 3 or 4 skins and a chroma since rework (including a legendary) and already had more skins than yorick prior to it. yorick has gotten fuck all
>>162512831
he's hybrid right now. everyone is building him wrong
runic echoes > hextech > titanic > steraks > infinity edge
PLEASE POST SOME GURO SMUT
WILL GIFT SKINS IF ITS GOOD
>but gurofag you dont gift people
YES I DO, JUST POST YOUR IGN
I WILL PROVIDE PROOF
>>162510280
>jinxi treat life like a joke and have a serious inability to take anything seriously and it's not good.
No matter how hard I carry, it won't bring Senna back...
>>162508954
Best feet
Best wife
Best girl
Lulu is cute and adorable!
I love her!
How do I lane against a Blitz and Draven?
Good morning lolgenTime for work, spanish lesson, running some errands, watching some animu and maybe some vidya games, f-fuck you all:^)
>>162510280
JinxThe only thing i know to do is make people smile, i have zero skills other than that
>>162512929
are there any champions you prefer in particular? I've got almost two hours of nothing during the train ride in tomorrow and could use some writing practice.
>>162512972
>42 kills on lucian
>only 34 kills on your team and 34 deaths on their team
>>162512972
>Only 34 deaths on enemy team
>>162510280
quinn
i am depressed so i turn to drugs to make my life better which hinders my school work. My parents believe i am doing well in school despite my poor grades and if i don't get my scholarship back i will not be able to afford to continue my education which means by the end of this year the secret will be out when my parents find out i didn't get my scholarship and i will most likely commit suicide as i have become a failure.
>>162507690
>Co-op vs. AI (Intermediate)
>W 124 L 10
>playing 125 games vs bots
>losing any
>playing bots that many times
>losing
what the fuck
>>162512998
under your tower
>>162512998
go double bruiser bot
>>162513018
that edited-in steam from the coffee cup looks SO BAD
why would someone ruin a photo like this
>>162512972
>level 19
>409 cs in a 25 minute game
You're really good! not to mention good looking.
>>162513018
>>162513125
slapping a transparent pokemon on the cup doesnt help either
>>162510280
JaxI actually have no idea what I'm doing with my life and I'm not happy about it so when I think about it idk why I haven't killed myself
>>162509354
>*charges up energy*
>*goes super sainant*
>*farts*
>*raises paw*
>hhmmmmmmmmm.......
every fucking time
hahaha
>>162513091
you stupid motherfucker better go see a psychiatrist ASAP. they can prescribe you with better things than the shitty drugs, and that'll help you deal with schoolwork as well.
>>162513058
Probably Shyvana or maybe some syndra
>>162510280
VeigarI feel like I'm living a lie. I have no idea what I want to do in life, I have no practical skills, and all my attempts to learn anything has ended with something horrible happening and me being unable to continue. I'm in a relationship which I am unsure if it's legitimate, even though I want it to be. I'm going to have to give away my dog. That dog is the reason I'm alive. She's been there through every shitty thing that's happened. She doesn't judge shit, she doesn't make problems, she's just... here. And my roommate can't stand her even though she's well behaved, so I'm forced to get rid of her. I'm unlikely to be able to make it without her, and I can't go anywhere else at present. I love that dog, but it doesn't matter now. I'm considering just ending it before I lose her.
>>162512972
>30k gold
>not full build
>42 kills but only 34 deaths on the enemy team
>level 19
>409 CS in 25 minutes
>no S
>>162510280
Kha'Zix
I have too many. I'm a relatively successful, sorta functional person on the surface but there's so much shady/questionable/horrible shit in my past and even going on right now. I have identities and strict separation rules to keep things from spilling over and even those are compartmentalized so there's no cross contamination even between them.
I'm really really good.at this. The down side is that it's sort of left me feeling like even the people really close to me don't know me very well because there's so much locked away.
>>162513334
you have no idea how much work needs to be put in for an S on lucian I'm telling you
>>162513316
have you tried talking with the roomate about this, being completely honest?
>>162512916
>infinity edge
Why? Shaco has no reason to build crit anymore.
His backstab does not interact with it in any way. In fact if you get a regular crit, it overrides his passive because backstab does reduced crit damage and doesn't scale with IE.
If you want AD on Shaco, you build Gunblade. If you want more, you build one of the lifesteal items because Shaco actually benefits from lifesteal, unlike crit, and the lifesteal items give 5 more AD than the crit items.
>>162513417Yes, I have. It's been ignored, and there's concerns that we need to sell the house, and that the dog may interfere.
>>162513482
they just fixed the backstab issue this patch. crits now do the correct damage with backstab
>>162512972
>17 kills on the enemy team
>current death tally on ally team only accounts for 16
>unlikely that you would scrub the supports score
>>162508954
http://pastebin.com/hTbzPexm
>>162513378
Tell me about it.
A- for days.
>>162510280
what the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>162513316
>>162512364
pls no more sad dog stories.
>>162512972
>that w/l
How do you do it?
You must have so many friends and work out a lot.
>>162513547
>crits now do the correct damage with backstab
Yeah, by completely overriding backstab.
As in they disable it entirely when they proc.
If you get 100% crit chance on Shaco, you no longer have a passive.
Backstab doesn't increase your damage. It just gives you a shitty mini-crit, which means that Shaco should be avoiding crit chance like the plague.
>>162513618
>the one anon that's too much of a pussy to share things with literal strangers you will never meet
look at this faggot.
Why did I skip from gold 5 to gold 3 even thou my mmr was gold 5?
>>162510280
>PoppyI'm mute. For everytime my friends make comments about sick plays and they get super hyped up and shit and i just have to type in chat and just listen. I'd honestly literally kill someone to have a voice. I can't express joy, sadness,whatever feeling easily,and this really takes a toll on me. But my friends actually care about me, and i probably wouldn't be here today if not for them. They're the thing that keeps me going.
>>162512730
Ay man, that just means you get to skip leg day every day.
>>162514175
how are you mute just open your mouth and talk lmao
>>162514175
Are you Sona??
>>162514175
>tfw tranny and mute
feels good man, people look like they struggle with changing their pitches.
>Hear a knock on on your door
>Open it
>See this
>wat do
>>162514245
Shit, i wish. I'm probably the most average and blandest looking kind of guy.No, i'm not posting pics.
>>162514414MATING PRESSher.
>>162514414
Quickly say something heretical so she'll kill me and save me the trouble of doing it myself.
>>162514512
Zuli's art is fuckin good
>>162510280
nasus
you're mom sucked my dick
>>162508954
>tfw no adc gf
>Finally convince Leaguebuddy to rev up League again
>He gets Elementalist Lux via hextech within minutes
starting that climb again
>>162510280
someone screencap all these?
>>162514916
>that fucking build
>>162510280
Soraka.A couple of weeks ago I asked my gf how many dicks she has sucked besides mine, she said 3.And then I realized I've sucked 3 times the dicks she has sucked.
>>162514916
>Protobelt Malphite
I love Silver.
>>162514953
nothing wrong with it
tell me how i would survive with full ap or ad
>>162510280
ShenWhen I was 15 I could've had my 1st time with a blonde friend (think of a mix between Michelle Pfeiffer and Catherine Zeta Jones, but with DD natural tits and a fit body).
Everything was set, but before I could get ready, my older brother talks me out of it, saying he saw all our MSN chats (we shared a computer in the house, I must have kept the login on auto...).
He talked about never doing drugs sex and alcohol, because we have to stick to our faith.
Being a young dumbass stuck between the western culture and the east world, I caved in and severed ties with the blonde girl.
I thought I did the right thing that time, back when I still believed in God.
But then the years go by, and I find out my brother drank, smoked and fucked away his frustration with life behind our family's back.
This made me realize what a fucking hypocrit he turned out to be, and deep down I still hate his guts for it.
I still wonder if that blonde girl really wanted me or if it was just a prank.
Shit like this made me realise that trying to live the right way is a complete waste of time,
And that you're meant to make mistakes and figure out the answers to every question that way.
>>162514759
>friend who got me into league really wanted mecha sion
>I got a mecha sion shard
>scrapped it for essence in front of him
>flex is tracked the same as solo/duo in op.gg
????
uhhh guys can we talk about how terrifyingly broken nasus is right now? he doesn't lose lane to anything
>>162510280
Braum
I have absolutely no desire to live, and I never will. The only reason I'm still alive is because suicide is more work than I can muster up the effort for.
>>162514947
I find it interesting how some anons' secrets and stories correlate with their mains in some ways.
>>162515206
thats only if you max e. if you do that and the game drags on nasus is useless
>>162515206
No anon, because champions like Vayne and Ezreal can sometimes kite Nasus during the lategame, which means that he is a bad champion and anyone who loses to him is a shitty [Rank immediately below mine] player.
Trust me, I'm [Rank that is significantly higher than my actual rank] I know what I'm talking about.
>>162515320
uhh no he can still do the same thing maxing q
it's something in his base stats or tankiness
this makes me really fuckin angery because nasus has been a bad meme champion for years but he is physically unbeatable in lane at the moment and something needs to be done
no one who hasn't laned against him will understand
>start maining Urgot because of roll on /lolg/
>actually start winning hard top lane
What the fuck is this shit.
>>162515473
if you lose LANE to q max nasus you're a fucking retard
>>162510280
UrgodDoubted the power of urgod until witness the power he contains
>Ivern ganks Kat mid
>misses his Q then runs into their jungle at low health where Lee is and gives Kat a kill when she follows him
>gets mad I didn't follow up on his failed gank and says not coming mid again for "insulting" him (i.e. telling him I'm not going in if he misses his Q then walks away) while feeding across the map and Kat gets huge from roaming and hard carries the game
First time I've ever called someone a failed abortion in post-game lobby but oh well.
>tiamat doesn't give mana regen
I need to pay more attention to patch notes
>>162515762
>tiamat
>mana
wut
>>162515584
yeah kill yourself you piece of shit
i knew i would get this response
i'm better at the laning phase in top than you, guaranteed. i've been playing it at a high level for years and it's my greatest strength. nasus is pure ass cancer right now, q or e max, in lane. in the first 5 to 10 minutes of the game, he's stronger than any other champion.
>>162515762
>tiamat
>mana regen
>Season 3
what the fuck mang
>>162515473
Take ignite. Literally all you have to do is kill him once, get a lead, then all-in him every time he has the nerve to come back into lane to stack. Tell your jungler to camp his ass if you have to. Q-stack Nasus is a ticking timebomb and if you let him stack you're fucking stupid.
What do you guys do when your having an off day and not playing well but still want to play league?
>>162515139
Wait really? No wonder my mmr plumbed
>>162515884
Play ARAMs and do stupid shit in normals.
>>162510280
KindredI'd kill to feel enthusiastic - about anything - again. Only felt it a few times when I was a kid and then never again
>>162515584
Losing lane to Q max Nasus means not killing him at least 10 times before 10 minutes.
His bullshit Q stacking guarantee that he WILL become the strongest champion on the map and eventually 1v5 if you don't dedicate at least one person to spawn camping him the entire fucking game.
Nasus is a scumfuck champion and should never have been created.
>>162516021
>he's sitting top stackiing
>not forcing 4v5s and taking objectives while he's playing farming simulator, either forcing him to TP to help and stop stacking or stay top and get towers/drag
?????????
>>162514958
she's lying. She's probably sucked 36. 37 including you.
>>162510280
RenektonI am only going through college to make my father proud, as I'll be the first in the family to graduate. The rest of my family are all actual failures in one way or the other and all dropped out of college. It's not hard for me really, but I don't know what I want to do with my life. I'm afraid that when I graduate I'll be jobless and a failure like the rest of my siblings and cousins. Also by new definitions of rape I think I technically raped my ex the first time we both lost our virginity, and that makes me
feel really horrible.
Is there a legacy sale this year?
>>162515521
>a ranged champion winning what is predominantly a melee lane
AMAZING
>>162516153
Are you saying that to make me feel better?
Boys and>girlsof /lolg/, it's time.
Post 'em, and say one nice thing and one mean thing about the person who goes before you.
>>162516259
>Urgot has shit ranged and is really immobile
>>162512364
That's what it takes to main Yorick
>>162516287
raka main to raka main.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ
>>162510280
>sorakacheese pizzaonly text though
>>162516259
>Riposte his can of Slurm
>HON HON HON HON HON HON
Who is your favorite and/or least favorite person to play /vg/ v /vg/ games with?
>>162515306
Yeah I realized this too after I posted my secret and read other anon's secrets.
>>162516457
>favourite: random tag alongs
>least favourite:people from /lolg/
>>162516379
go on
>>162516449
I had a Fiora Riposte my Pillar and stun me off of it. Tilted me off the face of the fucking earth.
>>162515306
example of this?
>>162516290
If you still play adc after assassin rework, im proud
>adcs in 2016 lul
>>162516530
>>162516145
>force 4v5s
>Nasus continues his PvE experience, greatly enjoying the fact that nobody is repeatedly killing him and that he can devote all his time and energy to reaching 700+ stacks ASAP
>This continues for about 20-30 minutes. You've got mid and bot inhibs down, have secured every dragon, and maybe even taken down one of the nexus turrets
>Meanwhile, Nasus has 6 items, and can one shot your ADC with a single Q. Because of his incredible sustain and extreme bulk, no one else on your team can even scratch him and he can literally ignore you while he pushes down towers and ends the game. If his health ever gets low, he just Qs a minion and heals for half his health because you let him achieve critical mass
>Your last thought as he one shots your nexus with a single Q is "Well at least we got those three infernals!"
>>162516293
Not only are his basic autos about 300 range more than your opponent but your Q has the range of an Ez Q and even more if you hit your E first. Not to mention you shred armor and reduce their damage. You don't need dashes build into that shit.
>>162510280
TF, but wanna main gragas but then realize hes shit atm.People constantly don't want to talk/hang out with me because of how I am incredibly sadistic about the whole world and always talk about in a jokingly matter how shit it is. Would love to stop being sarcastic cunt but then again when I try to be a nice, reasonable, uplifting person or have calm attitude, I easily lose my shit quickly and wished I had the ability to be a calm, decent asshole instead of a narcissistic one.
>>162510280
DravenI was born with only one hand and am super afraid that I will hit a mechanics wall and unable to get better at this game
>>162516621
>Not naming it "nasus sees a creep wave"
>>162516661
the word you're looking for is pessimistic.
>>162513316
No.
Keep the dog, leave your roommate and find another place.
You already know how lucky you are to have such a beautiful creature in your life.
Why give it away because some ungrateful cunt told you to?
>>162516725
Could be worse.I was born with only one testicle.
>tfw
>>162516725
what mouse do you use
>>162516863
>more than two deaths on raka
please position better.
>more than 0 kills on raka average
please learn how to count, and compare your meager damage to remaining enemy hp.
Zac's a big guy
>>162516794Because I'm basically a neet with no skills, no experience, no money, no viable places I can go, and my depression is bad enough that I'm often incapable of even taking care of myself properly.
I try to do what I can and get things done around the house. I cook and clean, I try to help him out with work things, and he's helped me a lot. He pulled me out of an abusive family situation that would have lead to me and a family member either committing suicide or kill one of the other.
>>162516907
Use the buttons for items, g-shift for points into abilities, and i whack my nub on the keyboard to use said abilities, although i have been thinking about binding my abilities to the mouse as i have pressed r instead of e more times than i can count
>>162516984
shut up get back under the table healslut
>>162516598
Just read the posts and see start making comparisons.
>>162516457
favorite: anyone who isnt a tryhard
Least: imthem/welding
>>162517021
Oh god. I'm sorry. I didn't know...
>>162516984
>You should give enemies the chance to escape and deny kill gold and exp to the entire team rather than potentially "steal" the kill and distribute the gold and epeen points sub-optimally
It's one thing to save starcall and equinox until the last second so you can land your full burst and try to steal the kill.
It's another thing to keep autoattacking when they have 50 HP remaining just in case they flash away and your carry isn't in range to hit them. Every carry in the game has a faster missile speed than Soraka anyway, so if they do attack after she does they'll still get the last hit.
>>162516457
favorite: Quetzal even though he doesn't play anymore he's really friendly and attractive and skilled
least: everyone else that plays vgs
>>162517054
what if you bound sections of your keyboard to all send q/w/e/r
like Q or W sends Q, E or R sends W, etc
What is this I hear about Nasus maxing E?
That's fucking stupid, please be a meme.
bring back the lux login screen
>>162517247
>naming himself
what an ego
>>162517251
Go double-DRing and just shove in 24/7. Sounds retarded but it's supreme bullshit to play against.
>>162517251
It's actually good
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
and cookin up some ribeyes after work for pre- /vg/ vs /vg/ gamer fuel
>>162517248
its not so much the size of my nub but that i only have one thing to press the keys with, my ulting problem is mostly from misjudging how far over i am since i have no tactile references and if i miss position i can end up w instead of q e instead of w, ect ect
>>162517054
do you have attack move set to left click?
>tfw tournaments are only once a day
>have to play ranked or flex the rest of the time
ugh
>>162516006
>tfw you see all the Christmas stuff going on: the lights, the snow, and the music and you just don't feel the Christmas mood anymore because of how fucked up you've becomeafter December 1st because fuck you people for pulling out this shit out in November especially before thanksgiving
this won
LUL
>>162517475
i set it to a because i usually rest my nub on q
>>162517525
don't you know anon, after Halloween it's Christmas
>>162516369
in a row?
>>162517525
>>162517657
>Mfw my favorite local radio station always plays nothing but Christmas music for the holidays, but now they start doing that November 1 on the dot.
Ezreal
After having a near-death experience, I recently realized that there's no point in being nice to random people like your classmates because chances are they will not contribute much to your life or to the world. Instead of having my life flash before my eyes like most people claim they do during a near-death experience, I didn't have any memories come to mind. It's not because I don't have any memories, because I've done my fair share of fun and bad things, but it's probably because of what I just said: that most people don't matter. Material things have recently been the only things that bring me happiness. People will always let you down. Your money never will.
Craziest thing is most people have been okay with it, except they just call you an asshole at the time or tell other people you're an asshole, both of which mean nothing to me.
>>162512624
Urgot received several change to his kit
>>162517430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KzPYAb5EYM
the streamer is pretty obnoxious, however it's proof of concept. You could do something similar to this for a foot pedal, think of ddr or something, to give you easier access to a variety of keys. Backing, items, spells,summoner spells even. Just something to consider. I set something up like this when I was on sick leave while my arm was in a cast. You'll have to do some digging and learning, but it is relatively simple.
>>162517747
simply euphoric,you woke gentlesire
>>162510280
Oops. I'm retarded. Forgot to link your post.
>>162517747
Also, have a free (You)
>>162517747
>>162516613
Anyone who plays ADC is a trooper to me. This season or any other.
>Every Kat main I've ever seen is a kill thirsty slut who throws games just to pad their KDA
>>162517864
>>162517863
well shit, now I feel like a dick. spoiler the secret anon, follow the damn format.
>>162517747
Edgy af but you almost died so whatever.
>silver tf mid with ignite
help
>>162517942
Thanks.
>>162517863
Thanks.
>>162517941
I don't get why you'd feel like a dick.
Have a free (You), though. I'm feeling generous since the semester ends this week.
>>162517906
>kat has shitton of mobility during a fight
>cant shit out aoe damage
>uses no mana
Its like a yasou with ap.
is there anyone in challenger already
>>162510280
Ryze.Everyone calls me smart since I was a child but I don't even feel average
>>162517747
Sadly true. The truth is that a lot of people are just as disposable as material possessions, in a way.
Eventually, most of them won't mean anything to you, and you to them.
I still like doing good for people though, because I believe it's fundamentally good for the individual and the world at large.
anyone else love the clown?
>>162517223Shit is what it is. I'm trying to move forward through this bullshit however I can, but jesus christ. It's like the last 6 years of my life has just been raining fucking hand grenades all around us.
Multiple deaths in the family, college going to hell from that, parents divorced, one of our dogs gets run over by one of the bullies/drunks from High School (He recently died from an overdose, from what I'd found, so that's at least something I guess.), house was falling apart because family got a shit deal on it from doing zero checking when we moved. Parents depression got worse, she started drinking heavily, verbal abuse became more or less constant, and no matter what was done she'd always yell and berate anyone. If you did everything she wanted and more, she'd make things up to yell at you for. Between that and a number of other things happening over the years, it feels like everything I ever attempt is a failure. The only things I've ever done well at have gone to shit at this point, and I can't focus on anything for more than a few days max.
Throw in an abusive SJW girlfriend with a whole slew of mental issues, and various health issues, and now the dog needing to leave, and it's shaping up to be one fucking hell of a Christmas.
In League related news, I've lost my last 14 games. Some I've played poorly in, but many have just been just... Why. Why do people do this level of fucking ridiculously stupid horseshit? "Hurr hurr I'm gonna fucking play Yi and then never gank at all while I've got red, even when your opponent is literally under your tower" type shit, or Yasuo: Experience Changer.
>gold V last season
>playing placements
>my support is a mastery 7 Nasus who was plat 1 last season named 3 guys 1 carrot
am i in good hands? or is nasus support just gonna meme all over my placements
>>162518197
Yes. I'm tired of having him banned every game please help.
>>162518082
>can't shit out aoe damage
???
with good dagger placement and a decent ult you can obliterate squishys
>>162518306
delete this
>haven't played in 2 years
>come back recently
>all these new items and changes
My mmr does not match my current skill, holy shit am I getting rekt
good night
>>162514175
Always wondered, how does it feel for a mute guy trying to talk? Is it like you feel a nub in your neck or something?
>>162517942
>Edgy af
Hold my drink, please:
>>162517525
Christmas is a useless holiday anyway.
It's just the birthday of some overhyped non-asshole human,
that got twisted over the years by capitalist assholes to turn everyone in the west into a materialistic asshat,
all-the-while keeping the front of cherishing family, spreading good cheer and whatever Christians lie to themselves about.
You're better off just using the holidays as a brief relief from your shitty job/education or whatever.
>>162518306
fuck i made a typo
>>162518339
What's your rank?
>>162518361
Don't wake up.
>>162518325
>using Windows 7
>having a 1366x768 resolution
>>162518234
stand strong anon
>>162518431
> Not using W7
What, are you selling all your data to W8/10 or what?
You're at the club and this guy flash W+Q combo exhausts your girlfriend.
What do you do?
>>162518498
>she shunpos out of it
:thinking: ??
>>162518498
Tell him he's a shitty Blitz for not flashing E and laugh as he misses his hook.
>>162518336
why
>>162518369
You just open your mouth, and no sound is made.
Just air going through your cords. I don't actually feel something in my neck though. Don't know if there are other mute people in here to confirm that.
>>162518498
ask if they'd like some alone time.
>First time playing league in 6+ months
>Every single time I jungle at least one of my laners die before I can even fucking finish krugs.
Good to see some things never change about this game.
>>162518431
I haven't jumped back into ranked yet, but I'm getting normals with generally plats or higher. I don't remember my normal being that high.
>>162518495
Windows 8 doesn't have telemetry. Windows 10 does, but I'm using Enterprise, so the most information they have is about my build.
>>162518498
DRAG THEM ( THE ENEMY TEAM) DOWN
>>162518498
force myself on my defenseless gf for a quick sexe time
>>162518325
>new season just started
>already challenger
holy shit teach me your ways
What champion has the bestdance?
>>162518681
> Windows 8 doesn't have have telemetry
Oh, you poor soul...
You're better installing gentoo
>>162518756
garen
>>162518761
>implying I'm not using a heavily customized LFS build without systemd
>>162518756
Either Malzahar or Viktor
>>162518197
>people are memeing shaco ap constantly and fail.
>I constantly go AD jung and wreck shit up.
>>162518234
dump your girlfriend, get some neetbux, and explain to your roommate that your dog is the only thing keeping you alive at the moment. Be greatful for his help, but you've gotta find a new place to live. While you're asking for said neetbux explain your living situation and ask for referrals on job training and apply for whatever assistance you can- be it food, medical help, what have you. If you're lucky, said medical help will include therapy sessions. See if you can find someone who specializes in young men from distressed homes. It might not be much, but the feeling of being able to exert even the tiniest amount of control over your life is going to be indesribable.
Take it from a man who knowsTake it from a man who's been there
>>162510280
EvelynnThe guy that introduced me to League of Legends, and my only friend that plays, hates me now because I ended at d5 in my first season. He's played since s2 and only made silver once. He wanted me to play ranked so he could duo with me and "show me the ropes". After realizing that meant him shoving me on support so he could ad and yell at me for everything, I just climbed solo and said it'd be for the better. Now I don't have any friends to play with, I'm not skilled enough to climb higher than where I ended, and i regret playing ranked at all. At least I started gold 1 after some rough placements this season, so I don't have to worry about rewards
>>162518756
A wild /vg/ vs /vg/ has appeared on NA with 9 slots remaining to fill
pw: vidya
come play!!!
>>162518756
Garen for the Johnny Bravo reference.
>>162518756
Garen is the answer to every question.
>>162518837
> Implying windows doesn't have LFS already
Git fucking gud scrub they know about your cheese pizza.
>>162517054
My man, we would be best buds.
>>162510280
Sion
I work in the military but i really dislike it. The only reason i got a spot there is because my uncle being a general. Dont really have a choice since i cant get work anywhere else, so it is either there or go back to being a NEET.
The pay is shit but the work is real easy so i cant really complain about it. However my anti social makes everything real shitty. Literally cant hold any convo with the guys in my department or look them in the eyes, everyday it is just me browsing the interweb, and shit posting on 4chun
jesus could these skins be any uglier i have the worst luck
This is the highest I've ever placed before. Got so lucky with my last match, a yasuo actually changed my experience.
>>162519057
Reroll
+3 remaining for /vg/vs /vg/ on NA!
pw: vidya
come play with ur pals
is dying on purpose as sion a legitimate strategy?
>>162519185
>playing with any of the degenerates from this shithole
kek
unlock goku in monkey form
or
mr. i only build mana as an adc
>>162519185
Tell the lowest ranking guy in the room he's a complete retard and is going to feed pls.
And to git gud.
>>162519306
Ye
How do I build Treebro? Is it RoA into tank or full tank better? If the later, should I get some magic pen item?
Also, Why is he so absolutely comfy to play in top lane?
>>162519306
If you're cornered or know it'll provide an advantage for your teammates, then yes.
>>162519345
>>162519312
+1 for fun times with /vg/ vs /vg/ friends
pw: vidya
How meme isBlue Smiteon Warwick?
>>162518498
>things that didn't happen because she parried the W and laughed at the little rocks around him as she butchered him with true damage
>>162519306
You can use it to counter jungle / steal the opponent's buff at level 1
>>162519440
my condolences to the poor souls you tricked in to wasting time with you.
>>162518498
>Implying you can out CC her
>>162519456
>that easter egg where you save before fighting The End, come back a week later and he's died of old age
>Assassin Meta
FINALLY
>30% Shield and Heal increase
>Q, W, Face of the Mountain, Redemption
>Ultimate
Good luck getting to ADC, Fizz. You little cunt sucker
>>162519306
Yes.
Sion's passive is EXTREMELY strong.
Obviously you shouldn't be intentionally feeding left and right, but there are times where the best thing to do is just ignore the fact that you're about to die and keep going HAM.
Whenever I see a Sion pushing and he's about to die and he backs off, I get so fucking pissed because lategame Sion's passive can solo a tower 100 to 0.
vg v vg on NA leggo
vg v vg on NA leggovg v vg on NA leggovg v vg on NA leggovg v vg on NA leggovg v vg on NA leggo
>>162519569
> Assassin meta
But tank meta is in now
>>162519456
Red Smite is the only reason to pick Warwick, ever, at all.
Warwick is Red Smite: The Champion.
Blue smite on Warwick is in the same league as AP Riven.
>>162519569
Does taric use windspeakers?
>>162506864
What Tobias Fate match is everyone talking about?
>>162519651
shut hte fuck up ap riven is amazing
Post meme builds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDRwyT_ILcc
my friend sucks dick at this game he's bronze 3 and asks me for advice/tips on everything
I tell him to go watch a vod or stream of a pro playing the champ he's playing and try to emulate it, and he says no he doesn't have time for that
then how the fuck do you expect to learn nigger don't ask me questions then
>>162519569
>27k healing
what like that's a lot? your varus got 11k with a bloodthirster and heal.
kek.
/vg/ vs /vg/ is LIVE on NA!!!
place your bets!
>>162519769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_NhEhjkOy8
>>162519698
CoC is probably a better pick, but Windspeakers is fine if you're going a build like that.
>>162518953
>>162518946
>>162518789
D O
T H E
M O N K E Y
>>162519769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHoB1D9zab8
>>162519845
(you)
>>162519831
Bloodthirster, Blade of the Ruined King, Hextech
>>162519845
> Professor Ryze
My bets on this guy.
Also ImShit will feed, calling it.
>>162519057
activate the ward and que as support/adc until you go against a draven.
Every time he dies, place a ward on his body and spam laugh.
>>162518917>Dump the girlfriend
Nigga I'm not retarded. That whore went to the curb over a year ago. I'm currently dating two guys who, despite my own mental bullshittery and problems, are the two best people I've ever fucking known.
As for the rest of it, I've explained that to him. He understands, but tries to rationalize the dog needing to go for various reasons, and it's a whole barrel of fuck. Hell, part of the reason the dog needs to go, potentially temporarily, is so that I can continue moving forward and get a job. Thankfully, I've MAYBE got family in Virginia that might be able to take her for a while. Job hopefully leads to enough money plus some other things that I can maybe be able to afford to get to Canada to study and eventually move there, and I can hopefully get the dog back then.And thanks, anon. Sorry for blogging this hard, but you all are honestly some of the only people I can actually vent to, because everyone else is in some way involved in this giant web of bullshit in some way.
League of Legends
>>162520197
Luke?
>>162520268
Nope, but if Luke's got the same shit as I have, then I wish Luke the best of luck with his shit.
>>162519648
No?
Tank meta lasted for like what? 2 months back in season 4 when they changed the tanky jungle item? Assassin / burst mage has been relevant since the dawn of time,
>almost 3 am
>calc final in 5 hours
my solo q placements are going well!
>>162520197
Shit, blogposting is fine my dude. We've all been there, it's okay to let it out anonymously, as long as it keeps you going.
>>162519648
>implying it's not healslut support meta
>>162520197
>dating two guys
>two
lolbabs?
Why my name has to be so fucking beta holy shit
>>162519341
Is this sped up? I feel like the animations ain't that fast
>>162520462
> 4:40 in fake spic land
> Got final in 3 hours
My placements are going like shit, good luck I'm trying to move on a new acc.
>>162519569
>Taric
Thx 4 da free win
>Shit tier heal
>Shit tier stun that miss 80% of the time
>Mediocre as shit shield
>R is decent but it doesnt really matter if you can burst the AD down fast, and burst is all that assassins do
Rework Taric feels even weaker than old Taric
Should i worry.jpeg?
>>162520373
nah, luke's a mangy cunt and likes to exaggerate his situation. Just doesn't want to work. I've known him since he was born, hasn't suffered fuck all besides the occasional smack for stealing from mum's purse and looks of disappointment for being caught in lies. He told his first girlfriend that we didn't celebrate christmas/birthdays and he had never had presents before. Complete horseshit.
Best of luck. Don't get rid of the dog.
>>162520534
>Not wanting to tagteam your twink sub
This is /lolg/ isn't it? Did I get the wrong thread?
>>162520613
> THE tryhard team
Yes, better be a diamond smurf.
>>162520609
You're kidding right?
Provided he can survive his lane (In lane taric isn't that great) and hit teamfighting stage he's crazy strong.
>>162520664
>anyone from here qualifying as anything other than a greasy tub of lard
kek
>>162520618
Well then. Fuck Luke. Here's hoping his next present is a box of spiders and a dead rat.
>>162520712
Hey I'm not fat!
Actually I look pretty gay now that I think about it.
>>162520712
speak for yourself fatso
Quick what is the best build path for carry Graves?
>>162520843
FIVE IE'S
>>162520843
Gunblade > Thornmail x 4 > Tabis
Iron elixir.
>>162520843
Warrior. Cleaver if they stack armor maw if you need mr pd bt and as boots.
>>162520709
All of his strenth lies in his R that is it
Why should i pick a champ with weak laning phase, while i can have a champ with both
>>162520697
Diamond Yasuo losing to Gold GP, more news at 11
Assuming 6 items and played by competent players, who's the strongest 1v1 champ in the game?Nasus, Veigar, Thresh, Bard and Sion are excluded for obvious reasons.
>>162518953
>Implying windows doesn't have LFS already
what did he mean by this?
are you sure you know what LFS stands for anon?
>tfw you missed almost every crucial q as amumu jungle in your last game
maybe I should just quit
>>162521296
He's memeing /g/ style anon.
>>162521268
>10% max health magic damage every 2 seconds
>>162521268
Kayle jax yi trynd vayne
>>162521268
Kayle
last 3 games been duo with cute anon from here. I have noticed since I started playing I've had issues with closing out games and they're usually hour long slugfests. I try not to feed if I can't at least get kills.
anytips for newfriend? im also bronze 2 lol
>>162521584
Do baron force towers push out lanes. Gratz on gold
>spend 3k gold on attack damage
>tryndamere presses W
>lose 3k gold of AD
neato
literally just needed zed to not dive ten miles deep 1v5 to kill kalista
we out rotated and out pushed but then they all got into the mindset group and win hehexd instead of 1 3 1 and taking all the inhibs and choking them out
no we had to group against the malphite thresh veigar instead of use our god tier 1v1 potential and tahm/zed escape mechanicsinb4 someone says you lost because you didnt build black cleaver bro :^)
What's a good build for Zyra? I get Rylai, sure... but anything else on-hit?
>>162521671
Where's your black cleaver you scrub?
>>162518921
Do you play on NA or EUWgreat taste in champions by the way
>>162521664
t thanks anon :)
I'll get gold and be not mentally retarded for /lol/
>>162521675
Morrelo liandrys. Void staff death cap for mid lane at least
>>162521671
hehe xd
>>162519939
>>162520087
Results of /vg/ vs /vg/!
new one is up on NA
pw: vidya
>>162521068
>All of his strenth lies in his R that is it
You obviously never played him or at the very least played him like shit. Taric's heal is effectively always up in a fight. Which is the equivalent of getting ~100 HP back every second, a lot more at late game. His W is 12% of your target's max health on an effective 7 second cooldown. Even your squishy ass ADC is getting a 200+ damage shield on top of the 100 HP a second with a large 1.5 second AoE stun also popping out every 7 seconds.
If you can't keep people alive as Taric then you're shit. The attractive part of his kit is that you can play both aggressive and passive based on your need. Unlike the heal/shieldbots that sit behind the ADC all game.
>>162521859
For support you can get only liandrys rylais and void staff and the supp item
+4 left for /vg/ vs /vg/ on NA!
come play
pw: vidya
>>162521879
> ImShit feed
What a surprise.
>play morguano
>win
>don't have fun
>lose
>don't have fun
why does this champion exist?
>>162521784
NA, I'm a TexasfagThanks. I was a shit adcfag until mid-gold, then one-tricked evelynn till diamond with metashit as my sub.
>>162510252
YOU MEAN, WITH?????
>>162521358
I'm a /g/entooman too anon, i'm pretty sure he's just mistaken about what LFS means
>>162521879
holy shit imthems vg's are such a shitshow
>>162522105
>>162522009
lotta twists in these games get ur spots while they're hot
+4 /vg/ vs /vg/
NA
pw: vidya
When does Camille come out? Its the 12th already.
>>162522173
Hopefully never.
Camille is an abomination and will ruin every game she's in.
>>162522173
in a few hours
/lolg/ I've spent too much time playing the champions I like. I need 5 new champions, one for each position, to autistically one-trick for the next few months.
Who do I wanna play?
>Lux
>Quinn
>Wukong
>Zac
>>162522371
>garen top
>ww jungle
>ziggs mid
>kogmaw adc
>ivern support
>>162522382
zac
>>162522371
Top: Quinn
Mid: Quinn
Jungle: Quinn
ADC: Quinn
Support:Braum
>>162522371
Cho'gath top
Cho'gath mid
Cho'gath jungle
Cho'gath supportTwitch__adc
>>162522456
hey
+3 for /vg/ vs /vg/
NA
pw:vidya
>>162522413
>ww jungle
>since the jungle changes
uh oh
>>162522506
What's in it for me to go to bed?
>enemies decide to meme
>get free FB because lolcaitjg
>first back 2k gold
>second back 3k gold
>3rd back 4k gold
>become a killing machinewith the right itemsthey surrendered before i could meme and get a protobelt RIP
WW jungle is so relaxing though, goddamn
>>162522062
add me ign nemosos
>>162522523
well if you dont go to bed you get to pla this vg
if you dont play this vg you have to go to bed
pw: vidya
>>162522546
>Titanic Hydra
No. Those are not the right items.
>>162522546
Cait jungle
but why tho
>>162522597
the right items areany items
plus have you never tried protobelt/titty hydra? hella fun memebuild
>>162522521
What are you talking about warwick loves the new jungle.
He can hit 6 faster than ever and can afford red smite+bloodrazor even quicker, which means the killing machine comes online before the game is already over.
He just has to buy potions for raptors now.
>>162522689
>He just has to buy potions for raptors now.
just start blue side, if you do raptors at 3 they don't hurt that much. tough skin helps a lot too
>>162522689
>He just has to buy potions for raptors now.
Que? I'm able to clear them just fine even with scaling armor Yellows. I typically go Blue-Red-Krugs-Raptors-Gromp-B.
>>162522456
Braum's off the list, already play the fuck out of him. Quinn sounds cool I'll do her top
>>162522490
I play cho in every role but adc, and I've got like 120k mastery on twitch because I like rats
>>162522413
garen ziggs and koggles i've already been there for. Ivern support sounds cool and ww jungle sounds like a godawful meme so I'm going with it
I've got
Top : Quinn
Jungle : WW
Mid : ?
ADC: ?
Support: Ivern
make it spicy
>Try so hard to ruin placements games
>The players in this elo are so awful that I can't do worse than 3/7
>Silver III
Can somebody just gift me a bronze 5 account
I'll get it to gold in no time, for free, and I'll have a lot of fun in the process
>>162522416
Bot ended up going malzahar so I went wukong instead so we have AD
>>162522815
>>162522817
Oh, I've been starting red because of the bonus physical damage thing.
Red>krugs>raptors>blue>gromp>wolves
At what point do you try out ranked? I've been playing for like, a week now and I just hit level 10. I know I'm still basically useless at the game, but then I figured "Well shit, I'll probably just be placed against other people who are useless so who gives a fuck"
Is there any reason why I should wait until I get good first?
>>162522819
aurelion sol mid
varus bot, but with a normal adc build and not the full armor pen dead meme
>tfw Riot destroyed AD shaco making him barely viable and only being able to go on hit AP
>Despite this his mains still manage to make do with what they have and play him effectively
>Now Riot are gutting him a second time and taking his AP build as well without giving him back anything to compensate
Riot must really hate this champion holy shit.
I mean, was shaco that big of an issue to people that he's getting nerfed this hard? Kha and Rengo are both a lot more oppressive and can actually one shot yet they haven't been fixed since the rework
>>162522995
I played ranked as soon as I hit level 30 and immediately got placed in Bronze 4, so you might want to do some more normals at level 30 first.
>>162521880
>His W is 12% of your target's max health on an effective 7 second cooldown
So? Soraka does a way better job than him at that, hell even Janna is way better than him, actually fuck that, every single support champ, even fucking Zilean can provide better peel
>Taric heal is always up in a fight
>A shitty 15 second cool down 60-ish heal with 20% bonus Ap heal
>Always up in a fight
>Aggressive Taric
Fuck can you do? Your engage is shit
>>162523090
Yeah, but is being in Bronze so bad? It's not like you get punished for it or you're missing out on anything.
>>162522970
A common mistake. Because of the CDR you actually have more DPS with Blue because you can Spam Q more.
I like to get my two buffs back to back because I'm a paranoid fuck and expect the enemy Jungler to try and sneak them. And if they try to fight you for them they're retarded, level 2 WW is like a lawnmower.
>>162523184
If you don't care much about your rank not really, but if you want to climb its a lot more annoying having to trudge through most of bronze and silver.
>>162523086
Rito like to nerf champs who can make retards in Silver / Bronze life hell
See Singed
>>162523086
Fuck Shaco players. Just revert Malzahar already.
Things you can say about your midlaner, but not your girlfriend
>>162522597
begone, newfaggot
>>162523349
i cheated on you
>>162523349
Can you please stop sucking?
>>162523349
i think youre a better top than bot
>>162523349
Good job
>>162523086
One of the higher ups at Riot has a personal grudge against him. It was either Guinsoo or Morello. One of them was bronze in season 2, and Shaco was the GOD of bronze back then, so Shaco shit on them over and over and over and eventually they snapped and just gutted him.
They had just went on some speech about how they balance the game around esports too, and then here's Shaco who's never once seen play above gold, getting absolutely gutted because some Rioter is a baby who doesn't know how to play their own game.
I still can't believe how successful this game is despite how childish the founding members of Riot are. Not a single one of them had any idea what they were doing, and they were all extremely immature for the first three seasons, and yet somehow the game didn't die despite their best efforts.
>>162523124
>I literally cannot read the tooltips of the spell
>"Agressive" means "Engage a 5v5 fight"
I find all life beautiful, except yours
>>162523349
stop being so shitty
>>162523349
Go top
>>162523349you're getting big
>>162523349
thanks for the first blood
>>162523349
You're bad you're FUCKING BAD YOU'RE BAD FUCKING BAD
>>162523483
>Shaco who's never once seen play above gold
How to spot the guy who's never seen diamond and master being filled with Shaco OTPs
>>162523016
Sounds nice, I was expecting some shit memes but those sound like they might be fun. Thanks anons I'll come back and ask this question when I get mastery 7 + at least 80k mastery on each.
>>162523240
future wwfag here give me some tips on how to play the wolf man.What's his lore too I like knowing my champions too
>>162523349
I don't have one any more. Thanks Meddler.
>>162523349
sorry i can only get going when i start up top
>>162523349
Do you have a needlessly large rod?
>>162523624
I wanna rub my needlessly large rod on my supports blasting wand~
>>162523593
Master didn't exist in season 2, and the Shaco OTPs were stuck in gold back then.
His play rate was literally 0% in diamond.
>>162523672
>blasting wand for any support
what the fuck kind of build is that
So how is rumble fairing ever since the rylai's and protobelt nerfs?
>>162523349
You must hate it to be dived from the back all the time
>>162523672
!!!
Remember when Rumble had 58% winrate of months and people were saying "yeah but he's hard to play" and he was untouched
You know, when his ult dealt damage on impact and you could 100-0 a galio in 4 seconds at lvl 6
>>162523732
Zyra's got to rush that liandry's before boots and sightstone bro. It does like sicknasty deeps bro. I saw a reddit thread about it and read the first comment and everything. There was even a youtuber and a mobafire guide that said liandry's is good on zyra!
>>162523742
he fine
you just need 2 get gud
literally
teehee any silly boys join the vg +2 :3
>>162523770
cmere cutie, good supports should have little aether wisps to tease~
>>162523349
Didn't think you could take on two at the same time, well done.
>>162523742
felt okay when I tried him out. I don't know about rylai's right now. the slow is the same for his Q. the item is weaker but it is a bit cheaper now, too. might be okay as an early jungle item, but i dunno.does anybody even play rumble jungle anymore?
>>162523795
Remember when Nidalee spear deal 2000+ damage on a 3,4 seconds cool down and people were saying "yeah but it is a skillshot" and she was untouched for several years
Remember when Nida was immediately buffed back when she underperformed for just a bit
>>162524021
I don't like it, I've been exclusively playing him top lane but I've been neglecting the role to learn adc and fuck around on a healslut
>It's another, "The enemy level 1 invades and despite you pinging until you can't ping anymore your team just sits there and dies," episode.
Every. Single. Game.
>Lolcucks can't even fill the lobby of a custom game.
Loving every laugh.
>>162523732
>he doesn't know
>>162524235
>It's another "The enemy level 1 invades but you picked Braum so your ADC walks out with a triple kill and buys BF sword before he gets his first CS" episode
Anyone else miss pre rework soraka for the sole reason of running a mostly tank dmg hybrid build and just spamming star caller over and over again and just never dying?side note is it viable to go ap sona/nami mid?
>>162506864
naruto is scretely a girl, everybody knows it
her name is naruko
>>162524624
Just play karma mid if you want to pick a support somewhere else
>>162524624
Sona maybe, Nami definitely not.
>inb4 that autist that brings up her champ spotlight
Nami lacks easy poke, range, waveclear and is slow.
>>162524624
Sona mid is stronger than ever. Can't tell you about Nami though.
Also, I was personally fond of the infuse max Soraka mid. Push as hard as you can with starcall, then when the jungler tries to gank, smack him with your 4 second point and click silence and walk back to tower spamming laugh and "DO YOU ALWAYS FIGHT SO POORLY?"
>>162524734
Sona would probably do better in top than mid. She lacks the range to compete with mages. Though certain tops would fuck her hard
>>162523770
>>162523770
ahhhhhhhhhhh what is the source?
I fucking know it's this artist but I can't find that image anywhere!
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=10903525
>>162524950
It's you again with your EXTREMELY lewd filenames!!
>>162524624
if they gave the old sdoraka the current e she would be a viable jungler easy
>>162524950
>>162524996
Sux 2 b u~
>>162525080
!!
>>162525004
>>162523770
>>162524996
wait fuck I don't think it's that artist after all
they have a very similar art style
>>162525113
I'm triply fucking retarded actually, I can just look up the url from the filename
How important are runes? I'm looking at them and they seem to give almost negligible boosts (+1.5%HP increase? Really?) but I've heard mixed things about whether they're actually important or not. I've only been playing for a little bit but I can't really imagine where these things would turn the tides.
>>162525113
>>162525204
It's ok I forgive you for being this retarded.
>>162525261
They really do.
Imagine if you're adc and you're trading with another adc. You're doing 60 damage per auto and he's doing 100. Guess who's going to win that?
Diamond 5 last season.
Got plat2 on flex before the reset
How did you guys fare?
>>162525261
some of them like cdr scaling blues (and ms quints) are very noticeable late game
mostly they give a noticeable early advantage
they are very important
>>162524734
Nami isn't lacking easy poke, she can poke for days with W while sustaining herself, making for a great lane bully.But she is really lacking in everything else.
>>162525429
>she can poke for days
Wrong. She can poke a few times then recall because her poke costs her entire mana bar.
I'm new to MOBAs and I don't understand jungling at all. I assume it's just when you run around and kill monsters in the jungle, but I tried it out for a match and I didn't feel like I was contributing much at all. Plus is it really just killing monsters? I sorta feel like there has to be more than that, otherwise it's rather simple yet somewhat pointless.
I'm aware you can pop out of the sides of lanes and gank, but I've never really understood how that works. Unless I happen to be in prime position at the perfect time, there's no way I can get anywhere fast enough to assist anyone?
>>162525267
>having unsafe sex
>2016
shiggydy diggity
>>162525429
Likewave clear
>Ult wave
>Bubble it
>Cast e
>minions still take your tower
>Finally push to theirs
>Viktor walks up and presses E
>Entire eave dies instantly
Also like hell she likes for days. Max rank her heal costs something like 130 mana. Support Nami has mana issues and she's building a ton of mana regeneration stuff right now
>>162525261
Early game stats can make-or-break games. CDR is pretty powerful, too, since then you can skip buying CDR items and build straight stats.
>>162525514
You're not supposed to jump in at the perfect time, you're supposed to set kills up.
>>162525514
And yet people do this job just fine. Key is to play something that can make it work. Usually that means something with skillshots. And that means GIT GUD.
>>162525514
those monsters are mean brutes who infested the woods of runeterra
they kill the ordinary animals like bunnies, squirrels and hedgehogs, killing them you greatly helps the ecology of runeterra
>>162525375
Wait why would there be such a huge discrepancy between power? Maybe I'm misunderstanding how runes work, but from what I can see they only give you small benefits and only few of them seem to scale. Like, I'm looking at "Greater Glyph of Attack Damage" right now in the store but it only does 0.28 more damage.
>>162525683
Because you're running 9 of them, perhaps with attack speed quints and maybe armor yellows. And whatever most adcs take in blues idk I don't play the role
You'll be hitting harder, more often, and taking much less damage per auto
>>162525683
They don't give you overwhelming advantages. They just give you an edge in the way you've chosen to play. Armor/MR for safety, CDR for spam, etc. Most people just go for the same old thing because they don't want to try something knew.
But they mean something pretty big.
Some runes are noob-traps, though.
>>162525676
anon sauce me plz
>>162525790
Nine 0.28 damage runes is just +2.52 more damage though. That's like, super negligible still unless I grossly misunderstand how stats work.
>>162525683
read an article somewhere... damage is good only on marks, armor/hp only on seals, mr/cdr only on blues, that's not counting quints
generally you should copy the most common runepages from champion.gg (not most winning since it's fine tuning and you don't have ip for that)
>>162525810
found on image.google.com by ahri lux query
>>162525683
Just look at this, a typical rune page for an AD champion. You lose out on a lot of potential early game power by not having runes. There's also late-game pages that give very important stats like scaling health or scaling CDR. A mage can easily hit 40% CDR with just a morello and some runes, freeing up a lot of item space.
>>162525658
It's not like I'm picking a champion labeled support and going "Ah yes, this looks like fine jungler material" though. And it's not like I'm doing a particularly bad job of killing monsters either, I've never died to one for example.
>>162525579
So like, just pop into a lane for a visit every time I happen to be in the area or something?
How do I Yorick?
>>162526021
Dig
>>162525902
usually it's 35% with morello and 10% runes at the level cap and with 5% cdr mastery, you also want abyssal or zhonya to hit 45%
scaling health is meh late btw, its like 200 or 240 at max, worse than flat armor yellows / scaling mr blues too but picking 6 scaling cdr you give up 6 scaling mr so you pick health
>>162525981
Generally you want to focus on your gold income and level by farming the jungle monsters, then pop into lanes when you think you can make something happen.
>>162525502
I actually played a game of Nami mid earlier and I found myself with not many mana problems after I got my athenes. At least until I started using spells other then my W and occasional E and Q.
>>162525573
>You have to use your ult for any chance at clearing a wave
>It has such a long cooldown
>She could probably have a faster wave clear going ad
They should really reduce her mana costs. 130 mana is crazy. At least it's not as bad in earlier ranks.
>>162526191
Remember when Poppy was an angry potato?
>>162526191
>>162526309
I have no idea how or why I replied to you
>>162526309
Yes. Thank god its gone
>>162526309
The (You) does not go unappreciated.
Who designed Camille?
She has CertainlyT written all over her.
I'm ready to git gud lolg
>>162526456
ur gonna need to sit on my lap during games if you wanna win~
>>162526309
Remember when Poppy got a rework and retards complained that it was too weak, only for it to went full meta cancer 1 months later?
>>162525881
thanks anonkun
>>162526428
>Lead
Jeevun 'Jag' Sidhu
>Narrative
Ariel 'ThermalKitten' Lawrence
>Artwork
Jason Chan
Pan Chengwei
>Visual
Hing 'Hdot' Chui
Sunny Koda
>>162525387
>Mostly played DOTA2 and a little league from time to time.
>Decide to come back to league after a year
>Decide against my better judgment again to try ranked.
>Get placed in Bronze V
>ohwow.jpg
>Keep playing ranked some more.
>Loss after loss
>Actually start getting 50-75 lp a loss.
Now, I know how Nacho Libre felt getting paid even though he kept losing matches. Feels bad man.
>>162526970
>mugging an old lady
I hope you get mugged, raped and killed by niggers.
>>162526970
>>162526970
Why not just do day labor or minimum wage work for 1 month?
>>162526942
Huh, with all the extra shit tacked onto all her spells you' think she' be made by the person who made Daruis and Yasuo.
>>162523349
i queued for your role...
>>162523398
cheating on your mid laner is bad!
Beware, Beware of the vicious tornadoes,
from the playerbase with IQ of potatoes.
they eat crayons and chew on playdohs
crying "WE'RE NOT BROKEN, NO!"
while always going thirty and Oh.
I slide and I twist, to dish out my crits
My enemies cry and throw baby fits.
They rage and spout, as I E about.
They just cant compete with my skill or wits
Thank you riot, for creating this shit.
>>162526970
>>162527284
>>162527284
>>162526970
lolbabs?
>>162526970
silly, you had to take the money and then to rob another one, two mugfed girls bring more money than one
also mugging is a shitty business, people rarely have a lot of money with them and even if they do they likely to give you only the pocket change and you can't really search them, meantime you are risking a lengthy term because robbing is more serious than a simple theft. it is a silly business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds9_gdNb6kg
>>162527284
>mugging a teen or old ladies
stupid fuck
you mug people that look like they actually got money and you fucking go through with it you big as fuck pussy
cant even do this right, fucking waste of oxygen
>>162527041
>Implying he isn't already probably a nigger.
>Someone tries to be the Team Leader shot-caller bully.
Quickest way for me not to listen to you. Especially if my KDA is triple yours.
how do i change the main page on the new client?
>whoever has the most tanks wins
nice game lolbabies
>>162527576
>How do I [x] on the new client.
You don't.
>Some dick tells me to sell an item and buy a "pink" ward.
I want these people to be castrated and choked to death on their own genitalia.
>>162527631
what if they are girls, it is impossible then
>>162527672
I think it's possible to cut the clit and tie the tubes.
That way, no babies happenin, and she cant enjoy sex
>>162527769
i think you can try to choke them with their clit if it is big enough...
>>162527553
Subscribed
>>162527065
She really does have an overloaded kit. It's almost as if they wanted to add a beat-em-up character into their MOBA.
I'm just hoping to try her out ASAP, find out how she feels.
She's supposed to be released today, right?
>>162527857
Subscribed
>tfw finally back home after a week
>trying to play league
help me
is this normal? it's been going on for the past 10 mins
i just want to play
>>162527963
you got hacked
>be me
>mid main
>first game autofill support
>next game get 2nd role adc
>third game get mid
>somebody dodges in champ select
>get bot again
I'm not queuing up for one more
>>162527963
You're just patching man, chill
What's Jinx like? I've been interested in her for a while, but every time I've talked to someone I've seen using her I've generally gotten responses ranging from "She's okay" to "She's boring"
>>162528164
>tfw in the same boat
>tfw much better/mechanically competent/greater success on my mid mains (vik/ori) than on my bot mains (twitch/cait/jinx)
>tfw rarely get mid
>tfw don't feel confident enough to queue mid/jg for fear of not being good enough on jg
>Valve blatantly steals wukong
How the fuck is this legal
>>162528305
> Sun Wukong is something Riot made
Someone hasn't heard about a journey to the west.
>>162528262
Her laning phase IS boring. Your goal of laning phase is to just farm and not die
Past that your damage and teamfight potential takes off.
She's fun and effective for learning a hypercarry adc.
>>162528305
I can't tell if you're trolling, but wukong is not an IP.
He's a mythological character, and he's in every popular moba, because chinks.
>>162528164
mid/jungle brings mid pretty often
or you can go mid/top and pick the same champ mid and top
>>162528305
My question is how the fuck is his Q legal
1200 range? Really? This guy seems like hell to play against, but then again so do half of DotA heroes so it balances out
post slutty supports
wu is ahri's canonical bull.. i meant ship!
>>162528752
its dota,
you can flash across the map
naut is op op
>>162528807
Either way, he be rockin her all night, baby.
>top dies to Darius lv 1
>"wow"
>tp's back into lane just to get raped again
>a summoner has disconnected
How hard to understand is you don't fight Trundle or Darius lv1.
>>162528892
>not CoC
>bottle
>no control wards
wait
valve made a hero not from dota 1 and when they already have an item named after him, monkey king bar?
>>162528981
t. adc that looses vg vs vg's against Margrabia
>>162529095
1 ,
>>162529095
wukong is in dota 1
>>162529010
yo bottle is hella op
I grabbed a shaco out of stealth this game, I'm feelin hype.
l-l-l-w-l-l-l-w-w-w got me silver 2, down from plat. Not as bad as some of the horror stories I've been hearing.
>>162529190
Uhh I dunno what the fuck that was
He was gonna be in DotA 1 but they never finished him, and the monkey King going to DotA 2 has a COMPLETELY different kit than the unfinished one had
>>162529317
silver 2 is a hellscape right now i was also plat and i can't win games for the fucking life of me cause literally everyone else on my team will shit the bed 3 games out of 4 and i'll end up having to compensate for their 10-30 deaths with my 3-5 kills
>queue for bot/mid
>always get bot, mid at most in 10% games, probably less
Bot is becoming a second support in regards to queue.
>first game of the night was one of the worst I've played, we agree not to remake the game only for the illaoi to come back and be toxic as shit all game
>second game was one of the most hype I've played in weeks, I pop off and go 10/0/10 as Zac, almost throw, and win thanks to a good baron call/fight
Fuck man, this game is a rollercoaster
>>162529317
Nice, sure you'll climb to plat in no time
>>162529456
>>162529583
One of my friends that was at the same elo as me at the end of last season (mid plat) is unironically bronze right now. And not even high bronze, it's bronze 3. It's insane. This system just feels like a way to make people play. 1 or 1.5 division drop when things reset is reasonable but mid plat to mid bronze seems a bit much.
So I can't complain about high silver.
>>162529524
I don't understand people who like playing ADC. I'd rather play support; at least they have CC, trade early game, and have cool items. ADCs just click shit and sometimes cast a spell.
>>162529634
I was unironically bronze last season
Maybe it'll wrap around and I'll get challenger if I do placements
>>162529667
I guess I just enjoy the League of Legends' dodgeball minigame where you're handicapped because you die from one hit but your opponents require at least several.
>queue for jungle main and support secondary
>get support
>me and vayne win our lane for awhile
>suddenly their evelynn comes out
>camps our lane by ganking it every chance they get
>our jungler just sits in jungle farming all the while
This is why I queue for jungler, fuck you Riot.
Bets.
Pretty sure we're fucked, because
>janna main
but I'm confident cleanse veigar will feed so we'll see.
>>162530409
I have a good feeling about this Teemo in particular
>>162530409
we doin it boys
>janna mains
>>162530673
Hec tried to invade, didn't he.
>>162530673
a bloodbath
>>162530826
You know, I can't look at MOBAs and tell what's going on. I've tried watching videos of LoL and DotA gameplay. I have no idea what the fuck is happening for some reason. God knows sometimes I barely understand what's happening in game as well, I just came out of a game as Kindred where I tried to kill someone I marked and I didn't realise I actually won until some time afterwards. Which is fucking retarded of me, but still.
good morning
have a great day friends!!
>>162530929
It takes a while to get used to, honestly.
I only joined October '15 and it took me a month to focus on champions in teamfights.
>>162530929
> I just came out of a game ... and I didn't realise I actually won until some time afterwards.
reminds me of when i tried hots
>>162510280
>dariuslove my gf to death but she has never been able to satisfy me physically and, though i'll never act on it, i have a burning desire to fuck other women. sometimes i even jack off to intense fantasies of cucking her, sometimes even with a trap
>>162531485
roa janna vs knight's naut. Which support has the better shit pick item
>It's another, "Teammate displaces the enemy out of your kill saving their life," episode.
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT this shit makes my blood boil. Four easy kills... gone... There goes THAT game.
>>162531659
>>162531485
woops didn't mean to quote
be nicer to your gf anon
>build full tank
>ekko ult me for 1800 dmg
>die in 4 sec to 4 item ekko
ebin
>>162531747
It's come to the point I ban Bard or Poppy because I don't want my team to get them. Shit never fails.
>>162531801
get outplayed
>Be support.
>Trading.
>Your ADC is just high tailling it out.
Oh, good. I mean... it's not like it's your job to trade or anything. Don't bother shooting them once or whatever. It's cool.
>Get a kill.
>ADC doesn't get an assist.
Fucking ADCucks. I fucking swear. Every one of them is a pussy.
Like... all you have to do is right click. I'll do the hard work. Jesus.
>>162531801
>Playing an off-tank.
>Surprised it doesn't work.
Couldn't help but notice you didn't post which champ.
> Love your main
> It's shit in SoloQ
Why.
>>162533006
there are no bad picks, just bad players. git gud
>>162533021
Except that only applies to Yasuo and Riven mains, kys
>>162533021
A Ryze or Taric won't do as good as if they were in coordinated play.
Kys.
>>162533114
wtf no. It applies to everyone.
>>162533157
Just because they're better in a coordinated scenario doesn't mean they're total dog shit in solo q
>>162533157
I've seen ryze's go off
> We live in a world where Ryze isn't the perfect SoloQ champion
Hate this timeline
How is wukong? I'm playing again for the first time since season 3 and really just wanna play some wukong.
>>162533114
>>162533157
It's still possible to outplay a bad matchup if you play carefully.
Difficult as fuck, yes, but possible either way.
Anything can happen in League.
>>162532372
nautilus top, how is that off tank
>>162533248
next they will say that one tricking a. sol isn't the best way to diamond soloq
>>162533385
he's a great assassin
>>162533446
How much MR did you build on him anyway?
>>162533474
Why was star dragon gutted, he dindu nuffin
>>162533515
winrate per games played on a. sol is pretty funny, it has the number 70 on the axis...
>>162533385
They say he's great but I fear it's actually a meme.
>>162533446
%damage is a bitch
>>162533474
It isn't. One tricking Tryndamere is.
>game ends
>guy on the other team is 22/0 vs a morgana top that was building mr vs a physical champion
>he acts like hes hot shit
> Just approved finals
How was your day /lolg/
>>162533710
> Playing inferior version of DE GATES
>>162533783
He was a yasuo wasn't him
>>162533514
boot, spirit visage, half a banshee
>>162533680
yeah, had to pick nautilus because the other guy picked poppy and even when i shat on him he was more tanky than me
>>162533846
>>DE GATES
>children on a site they're not allowed on
Also
>Trynd doesn't shit all over udyr
baka
>>162533886
> Banshee
Why
>>162534067
I u dont shut up am gona slap u btch
Also what is some normie anime that I can watch? With a not-so-shitty story if possible pls.
>>162530657
>lategame teamfight
>their jinx is carrying but we have naut lockdown and teemo blind, things janna can't really stop
>we really can't lose this if we all just push our buttons
>get a sick engage on their team mid near their raptors
>teemo is flanking, jinx is way on the backline and totally vulnerable to teemo flanking
>this is it boys, we won right here
>teemo stop coming, turns around, and walks towards their base to try to kill an inhib while we 4v5
>literally chooses not to assassinate jinx and instead walks away from the fight for le epig outpush a jinx in a base race
>tosses the game when we set him up to just kill jinx lategame
holy moly boosted bonobos
reeee
First game in silver, a loss. lmao.
I got several likes and subscribes already, add to em.
>>162534179
flip flappers
>pick dragonwaifu for maximum farm
>counterjungle enemy rammus so hard hes level 5 when Im 7
>botlane manages to lose vs an illoai support even without jungle pressure
>secure 2 drakes
>toplaner poppy somehow keeps fighting rumble and losing while flaming me
>eventually became highest level and most fed while still receiving flame from top and adcuck
do they even notice what I did to that rammus
I need love fampais
>>162534214
>Not playing Teemo as best as possible early game just to crush your team's hopes even harder late game after wasting as much of their time as possible.
You are less than the merest novice in the timeless art of Teemoing.
>Was plat last season
>4 games into my promos I start seeing silver borders instead of plat and diamond borders
Why? I'm 3-1 so far.
>>162534445
> 3-1
That's why, git gud.
>>162534445
if ur good you can carry yourself back to plat xDD
> Win top 4/0 and double CS
> TP bot to help ur shitters
> Enemy top have all time in world to get back in game and kill your tower
> Jungler cant cover top he is busy doing wolfs
Every fcking time
>>162534391
tell them:
>did you expect some good gank? too bad, it is just me, shyvana
>>162534445
why are you complaining, you get to stomp silver players for free
think about people like me who can't even get their smurfs in bronze without intentionally ruining my 10 placements and getting banned
>>162534598
Wtf is wrong with their tits.
>>162534723
who cares, look at the cute tails!
>>162534179
because spirit and boot were apparently not enough to handle him
>>162534608
I mean stomping Silvers is fun, but it's all the stuff that comes with silvers. I shit stomped this Vi in top lane as Poppy who decided to keep spamming Mastery 6 whenever she could.
My team liked fighting amongst themselves and if I didn't keep pinging objectives we would have lost.
Right now I have people banning Aatrox.
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Who are the best 5 assassin champions?
I'm starting an "edgy" account
>>162533783
Why are the people who talk shit the most also the most fucking retarded? From my experience, and I've only been playing a week against bots, someone will immediately type "mid" during champion select and get angry if they don't get the entire middle lane to themselves.
Then they die first, sometimes even as first blood, and complain like it's everyone else's fault. God, I'm just hoping it's only because I'm still in the newbie part of the game or something Also, why is that person always the one that spams pings for everything?
Welp, apparently my account was permanently banned when I haven't even touched the account in over 3 years. So that's a thing.
>>162535192
>Get support bot lane.
>Recognize the ADC's name when it loads in.
>They're complete and utter shit.
God fucking damn it. It's rare someone is SO FUCKING BAD that I remember them. It's worse when I keep getting games with them.
>It was a Twitch that only did 8000 damage.
THIS... THIS IS WHY I CALL ADCS ADCucks. This shit happens WAY too often.
>>162535192
do you want an edgy account or an assassin account
or a mix or both?
>>162535640
What is the objectively worst role and why is it ADC?
>>162535739
meantime the most broken champ in 6.23 with a nearly 57℅ winrate is an adc
>>162535640
ImThem is shit, we know, what do you want, a badge?
>>162535664
both is fine
>>162535664
>>162510280
KayleI'm going to kill myself, I don't know when, but I'll do it.
>>162535937
so I'll give you a champion pool to fill different roles:
Talon for midlane, Nocturne/Kz for jungling, Riven for toplane, Jhin for ADC, Thresh for supporting
Here is your edgy champion pool
Don't forget to write down your best champion lines in allchat
>>162535986
That reminds me. Occasionally people get mad at me for killstealing as Kindred. It can't be helped though, I need those marks.
>>162506961
>>162506961
>>162506961
migrate whenever
>>162536056
Oh shit, I just thought of something. Do people RP while playing? There has to be some fuckers out there who do it.
>>162536108
People do, if you just throw a line they usually follow, but holy shit it's annonying af
>>162536061
>"""killstealing"""
these people belong in bot games
>muh gold is better on me
Yeah sure, tank items are free, right? And maybe you would've gotten the kill if you sucked less at the game.
>>162536108
When playing Taric I write his lines in allchat whenever I can safely type and people tell me to kill myself it amuses me
>>162535192
Ahri, LB, Katarina, Rengar and Khazix are the best.
most other assassins are decent but you need to be good at them to be useful
on another note, LoL website says that Fiora, Irelia, Jax, Jhin, Malz, Yi, Teemo, Tristana, Tryndamere, Twitch, Vayne, Vi, Xerath and Xin are assassins, plus the actual assassins and a few others that make sense (Riven by example)
>>162535295
because they are actually children, not man-children, but 14 years olds
>>162535830
And yet... even with that... EVEN WITH BROKEN CHAMPS...
ADCs are still the worst.
>>162536061
kindred gets marks for assists
>go to sleep
>wake up
>open thread
>still up
d e a d g a m e
>>162536392
Yeah, but it's kind of hard to specifically aim for an assist you know? Sometimes you just end up with a kill. It's not like I'm going to just walk away in the middle of a fight and risk the enemy running away or even killing my teammate. If I'm there and fighting, why not keep fighting right?
>>162536392
I think he knows that, but sometimes you mark someone, and you cant hit them untill they are low and thus the option is "ks" or no mark and then the choice is clear
How much money have you spent on this free to play game?