/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Bloo

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Torbjorn is sexy.

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>>162497607
Jamison Fawkes!

First for Dva a best

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Reminder

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>Tfw I can finally play D.Va and not be immediately shamed for picking her
>Tfw D.Va is finally good
>Tfw people are calling this the worst meta ever
>Tfw people demanding d.va nerfs every day
>Tfw people think d.va didnt deserve the 2nd wave of buffs despite being a 0% shame pick in season 2
>Tfw blizzard will most likely nerf d.va back into obscurity
>Tfw I'll just get shamed for picking a "not reinhardt tank" again

why cant i just have fun with d.va

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>zarya ult catches 5
>rein wastes ult on another rein with shield
>blink in, pop ult
>wipe them
>next point
>lucio ults
>EMP 5
>take point
>dont take 3rd point
>report sombra for throwing
>have gold elims, obj, obj time and damage

>>162497790
What does Reinhardt come out as?

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>join game
>someone instapicks widowmaker, genji and sombra
>leave game

>>162497856
You know they're going to nerf D.Va and leave Ana totally untouched, right?

>>162497875
please do NOT post that racist nazi frog here again

>>162497790
D.Va translates to "Love"

Don't feel like making an image for it.

>>162497880
See for yourself
http://en.genzu.net/yurai/

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genji is sex

>>162497856
>>162498029
>>162498014
>typing Dva with the .
Are you guys literally autistic?

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>>162497856
>I can finally play D.Va and not be immediately shamed for picking her
That will never happen. Even if she becomes OP as shit d.va mains will always be nothing more than borderline pedos whom curse their very existence for not being Asian.

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>>162498014
This is pretty obvious considering they nerfed nanoboost and fucking buffed biotic grenade as the counterbuff.

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>>162497685
>that qt smug will never suffocate me with her blue round derriere
It hurts.

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>>162498128
That better not be some cheap genderbend.

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>>162498029
>Implying she loves anyone but herself like the little shit she is

Matchmaking patch notes

>76, ana, DVA banned from competitive mode


there, fixed. now we can have fun and play the game.


Also need to have custom portraits / titles for roadhog/76/ana/dva mains this season called "coward" and they can't change it.

2 more days

>>162498342
Zen Lucio 100%
Zarya Rein 100%

o bby.

>t bagging after a round in 3 v 3 ends makes you automatically dead in the next round

When

Tired of 12 year olds bragging

>>162498160
>calling a hero by their name
>autisitc

why do you even care?

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>>162498072
>again! AGAIN!!!!

>>162498261
pure canon boypussy

>>162498206
>>162498206
Tank meta really has been the perfect storm of adjustments though.

>Ana's Biotic Grenade enables insane healing totals, which are perfect for high HP targets
>Roadhog's Hook is now much, much, much more consistent for kills now that it teleports the target on hook allowing you to spend a DPS slot on him since he picks like crazy
>D.va can actually move and shoot now

What really needs to happen is for Reaper to be able to allow for independent firing of his shotguns (e.g. left click fires left, right click fires right) so that he can unload on a tank.

This should fix everything.

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>>162498072
genji=geek
hanzo=hymen (virgin)
sombra=condom
reaper=shaved
pharah=hearse (dead)

>>162497875
Happens to me all the time XD

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>>162498342
>tfw been on a steady climb with Zarya and Tracer

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>>162498229
Why live

>Hacking

When hacking is interrupted by damage, the hacked player is stunned for 1 second.


>riptire

Is now invulnerable for 1s after spawn, additionally, no more friendly fire.

>>162498786
iktf

>>162497875
Why does every single frogposter post gay shit that nobody cares about? And always poorly greentexted in a way that indicates average IQ.

>>162498797
>additionally, no more friendly fire.
dumb, that literally just makes it a better mech explosion

>>162498742
all I do now is call a player a stupid nigger cunt faggot bitch every time I die to: hook, rein ultimate, 76 bitchburst , 76 ult, dva being a fucking NIGGER and just shooting forever at you and you can't kill her

>>162498632
Odd
My name also comes out as condom

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>>162498160
(You)

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>>162498786
>It's a "none of my team dives the Zarya when they overextend because they fell for the "Don't shoot the bubble" meme" episode

>>162498918
>rein ult
Haven't seen one in comp in like, forever.

Everyone's on DVa and Road's dicks, it's weird to see anything else

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>no christmas skin leaks
>going to be away from home until thursday

what fucking shit

>>162498916
wrong.

junkrat can still die, most likely will
does less than half the damage
half the aoe

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>>162498771
amazing.

I feel like it doesn't even matter what or how I play when the game has 11 other players involved in the end

It's just a slightly weighted coin flip to see who gets compatible teammates and who doesn't

>>162498609
that would be far too skill intensive.

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>>162498072

>>162498072
HOLY SHIT, jamison fawkes --> VAGINAL CRAMPS.

MY SIDES LOLLLLLLLLL

>>162498941
and roadhog is amazing.....who woulda guessed

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>after 100, you can get queued against 400s and 300s

FUCKING WHY

>>162498786
what is this from

>>162499105
What the fuck is wrong with this person's head? He looks like someone from Jimmy Neutron

>>162499518
Don't worry, they're all shit anyway.

Also, that's not an american plug, you aussie cunt.

>>162499350
That's why this game is so popular with shitters

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>>162499484
Lmao

reminder best ana skin is merciful

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Really makes you think

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>>162498072
Works wonders

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>>162498072

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>>162498552
>pure
The thought of how he must have taken the entire family castle, arcade, and town during his playboy days keeps me alive every night.

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>>162498072
>widowmaker
>hidden ball

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>>162498072
yup

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>>162499767
This is true

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>>162498072
I'm surprised nobody moved to these yet.

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>>162499459

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>>162499958
>Men with green hair

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>>162498072
What le fug?

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>>162498072
which one is better?

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>>162499958
cute fugboy

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>sleepdarting a nanoboosted Genji

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>>162500119
I know his weeaboo hair skin is bad, I used to hate it too, but I can't help it now I think it's cute on him.

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>joined into 2 instant defeat games in a row

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>>162500057
Whats with rein and roadhog?

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really makes you think..

>>162500407
>the giant manhole

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>>162500054
>>162499767
these niggas get it

>removes the visual clutter on her head
>no more stupid headscarf
>cute hair

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>>162500314
>>162500057
And that's all of them

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I like purple she is cute

this game is currently supremely unfun.

>roadhog
Cancer, they need to make this an actual projectile so you actually need to fucking aim, rather than some retard hitscan

>dva
Cancer, most hp in the game, auto life, infinite ammo shotguns that do stupid amounts of damage, most mobile character in the game, duration based rein shield, bullshit ult

>76
What happens when you make a mccree that doesnt need to aim, then give him a better pharah rocket oh and make sre he has heals and a big magazine, also sprint. near maximum cancer. walking dva ult.

>Ana
Cancer prime, legit needs to just be remade/removed from the game

>>162500653
>infinite ammo shotguns
Everyone has infinite ammo in this game

>>162500574
>bisexual angel zen
>reaper is desperate

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>Get placed in gold despite being in diamond last season
>People see my gold and treat me like I'm wearing a star in 30's Germany

>>162500256
You get a big chunk of free EXP for backfilling into a game like that, so it really isn't a big deal.

I'm pretty sure its the same amount of EXP you get for actually winning a game.

Just think of it as free lootboxes in exchange for 20 seconds of your time.

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>>162500639
but does she clean her poopster

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>>162500639

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>>162501224
Please stop ;___; Purple is not for sexual

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>>162501364
sure

>>162500983
but it fucks up my QP winrates doesn't it?
I know it's just stats but I like to try to have above 50% on all my heroes winrates.

Speaking of which, if you swap heroes in the middle of the match, do all heroes you played that round get winrate increase/decrease, or just the very last pick before the clock runs out?

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>>162500653
>removed from the game

>>162501150
>Not wanting a dirty poopster for you to lick clean

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mmmm

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>>162501364
nigga im hispanic too

>>162500573
this is haram. pls dlet.

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>>162501395
>I like to try to have above 50% on all my heroes winrates.

the hell is the point like what the fuck u gonna win from that a cookie

whats the point of no limits if everyone still picks Widow and Genji in quickplay

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lol

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>>162501595
Those names
Those fucking names
Holy shit

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>>162500770
zenyatta gets really demoted if you input his full name

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>fill my womb mon chéri

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>>162501853
>>162501395
>having above 50% winrate
literally how
im at 33% and dropping

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Is this justified?

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>>162502078
>McCree
Woah there.

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>>162501634
Apagando las luces!

>>162502630
its just silencing
it does literally nothing to address the problem

>>162502624
damn dude

I have a 53% winrate and felt bad until I saw that the guy who managed to get to SR 5000 only has a winrate of 59%

>>162502630
the guy this was sent to was getting reported for flaming his team in chat, and switching to widow to troll/throw, NOT just for playing widow in comp

Since a lot of ppl stop playing sombra about week ago, i decided to give her a try. 3 hours as sombra, i can say that she definitely needs work. the best you can do is be a distraction and pick off anyone that is close to death. other than that, blizz needs to retire her or rework her fully.

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>Hey anon, your performance last match was amazing
>S-so i wrote this letter for you

What do?

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>>162497685

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>>162503090

>>162502984
Take the letter, say thanks, shred letter, use shedded paper in fireplace

Competitive overwatch is at an all time low

Who can stop the tank meta?

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>>162502984
did you just spoke to me? filthy tankslut

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>>162502984
suck the niggas dick

Genji still does not have an actual counter

how is this acceptable

>>162501853
What's the point of SR points it's all virtual numbers, I like to play my own game of being over 50% on heroes, it's no different than competitive points for you

>>162503236
buffed reaper

>>162503262
>Genji being viable when there's 3 tanks on every team

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>>162498072
SWEATING

>>162503262
:thinking:

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>>162503292
have a feelin u the type of player to blame ya team if ya lose

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>>162503262
what about Winston

Should I be starting up another comp game as soon as I win/lose or wait a few minutes to avoid the shitters?

>>162503426
What exciting variety

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*they start making out*

>>162503426
Is that really how the highest tier plays?

>>162503613
why wouldnt they
competitive gaming died years ago

>>162503419
Wrong, I blame myself for not being strong enough to carry 5 babies to the top, the only constant in a loss or win streak is me

>>162503613
Theres literally no way to counter it

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l-lewd

>>162503249
There's no version of this with the overwatch men.

W H Y

>>162503262
winston
mei
roadhog
zarya
pharah
ana

genji is just pure shit anon

>Troll picking after a bad round
Can we ban these people from competitive?

It's just as bad, if not worst than just leaving the game. Since you're giving them ult charge

>>162503709
no, there is a constant of having 11 completely random people affect how your game ends

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>>162503603
Cease

>>162503770
fuck you, i want my xp for my time

>>162503797
and this is why you're stuck in gold and under, my mate

>>162503754
what do you want?

>>162503249
Is there a version of this for each of the girls?

>>162503860
because i play 12 man games?
or are you trying to say i should go premade

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>>162504132
there is one for Widow, another for Mercy and this one im thinking about making more tho

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How do I git gud with Soldier? I think I'm reasonable with him right now, but what are some more advanced things I need to know about him?

>4 tank-meta

https://www.twitch.tv
/overwatch_nge

What's the Ana combo to use on sleeped targets? I'm getting better with the dart to the point where I can actually hit things with it now.

>>162502835
ZA WARLDO

>>162504504
Build ult
Press q
Now a pro with soldier

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>>162503090
I could really use a hug from a qt smug right now.

>2 days before event and no leaks.

Blizzard must have threatened to kill people.

>>162504582
Soldier and Genji are the go to nowadays especially if they have their ults
Reinahrdt's still viable but will need extra attention now that the speed boosts no longer a thing

>>162503603
>>162503801
Loli Pharah has cute hair

>>162504557
>winston
anti-winston shitters ETERNALLY btfo

>>162504824
I meant the combo of things to use on someone who is asleep to kill them fast. My Nanos are pretty fucking garbo due to soloq leading to lack of synergy so it's a crapshoot.

So are blizzard just terrible at matching skill levels or is it intentional that the game keeps throwing me into one sided stomps?

Because it seems like if matching skill rating actually worked the game would at least be close instead of being a rape train either in or against my favor.

I was under the impression the point of a skill ranking system it was to reach a point where you are naturally only winning half of your games because your opponents are just as good as you are but it feels like I am being arbitrarily fucked over every other game.

>>162504463
If you're taking requests, would you consider doing Tracer (timeslut?) or Pharah (rocketslut? armorslut?)?

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>>162504557
>4 fattasses waddling to the point getting heals from Ana + Lucio
How do you even counter this?

>>162504924
I mean, without your other teammates it kinda depends on whether you can place some good shots after you grenade them back into conscoiuness

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>>162504832
True

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>>162504619
she looks like she's on Xanax

>>162504924
M1+nade+melee is 170 damage.
So melee them one more time if you can once they stand up, assuming they can't escape with their skills.

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>>162504557
>triple tank vs quad tank

Now this is podracing

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>>162504463
I'm still waiting on the tankslut/dpslut versions of these but with the dudes.

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>>162505031
Go tracer and kill the ana and lucio.

It works for me.

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>Play some comp
>Get a level 25 on my team playing his first comp game
>He picks Soldier, runs right up to the spawn doors on Route 66 and dies 3 seconds after they open
Why is this allowed?

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Is it just me or is it snowing in the background video on playoverwatch.com?

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Daily reminder that you CANNOT carry in this game because the skill ceiling is simply too low and there are too many heroes that are very powerful but require no skill (Rein, Roadhog, etc)

>>162505049
I guess. I only ask since I had a 60% HP McRee having a snooze earlier and it made me wonder what I would do if they had more HP than that.
>>162505215
Thanks

>>162505008
It's the famous forced 50, you get stomped once, then you do the stomping once, rinse and repeat.

If you wanted fair matches then this is not the game for you.

>>162503743
I am going to fuck Lena in the mating press until she's pregnant?

>>162505031

you have to counter memes with memes

Play bastion+a bunch of flankers

>>162498517
>pick Skillhog and 1 hit kill anyone who isn't a Tank or Reaper/Mei surviving with a melee hits worth of damage
>t-bag after every hook

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>forced 50
I have a winrate at about 70% and I consider myself a shitter

Stop this meme you are just bad at the game

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>Junkrat places trap + mine in front of spawn door before the match starts
>warn teammates about it
>Soldier runs right into and dies as soon as the match starts

>>162505352
This is true, it's just a fps moba, the fact that there are powerful ultimates completely negates any form of skill, coupled with heroes that require no aiming yet can be on par with heroes that have to land all their shots on target.

>>162502835
>THE PROPAGANDA IS USELESS

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>>162505101
I'd be on Xanax too after seeing a hesitating crazy one-eyed old bitch throwing piss jars.

What is the best way to stop the bleeding?

https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/AuntJemima-11114?mode=competitive

>>162504832
butthair?

Is there a better feeling than beating a hacker?
>Playing 1v1
>This guy's obviously using an aimbot
>Still manage to beat him by camping a bit.
>Tell him "You hack, and yet you still lose. How pathetic."
>He leaves the game

>Comp
>On a weekend
You asked for it faggots

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Just posting the answer to the Tank meta that people are desperately searching for, don't mind me.

What are you doing with your life?

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>>162505826
>How embarrassing

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Would you play this if Blizzard made it as a flash game promotional?

>>162503754
I could have sworn I at least saw an S76 or Reaper one

>>162505918
responding to the actual retard in this thread, don't mind me

>>162506032
No. Contra sucks.

How are you supposed to win in platinum. Every time the other team is on a premade team and better coordinated. Also people are more toxic here. They just spam "Thank you" when we lose a round, a point or a fight

>>162505031
Bastion.

The only trouble is that it requires someone on your team that knows how to play Bastion, of which there are few because they get bastion shamed if they lock him.

>>162506205
You best be playin

>click look for competitive game
>lose connection to server while looking for game (internet still working fine otherwise)
>close and reopen Overwatch
>"you are suspended"
???

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>>162506205

>>162506139
Been using him to chew through anyone who uses tank meta in comp, worked up to diamond so far.

Only hero who can outdps the shitty grenade.

>>162504063
Genji and McCree

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>>162505792
>37% WR
Anon...

>>162506250
Don't bother with competitive, it's literally a waste of time because everyone's an asshole for no reason and you're forced into the shitty tank spam meta all so you can lose due to shit matchmaking. And even if you do make it far, the meta only gets more strict and your only reward is a shitty-looking gold weapon skin and a lazily animated spray. A simple cost/benefit analysis, that being the ratio between effort and stress, shows that it's simply not worth it unless you're a professional.

>>162506424
I got up to 28, higher than I've ever been, then its been nothing BUT losing since hten.

Not even maining mei or 76 is stopping it.

has there been any leaks on the Christmas update?

Didn't we get some for the last two? I don't remember

>>162506271
Bastion can work fucking wonders against the Tank comp, don't ever doubt him.

You need to build around him heavily, I'd suggest:
Mercy (Damage boost)
Ana (OP healing, Nanoboosts)
Bastion (play maker)
Reinhardt (Defend bastion)
D.Va/Zarya (Support Protection/Stop D.VA DM)
Mei (prevent D.Va DM)


works p well against mm shittiers who have too much faith in the tank meta.

>>162506513
Not one leak, they must be keeping it on lock down this time because of how Sombra leaked.

>>162506503
You need to main support. You're clearly not good in any other damaging role.

guys how is my S76 impression?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BHcxEPwkGk

>>162506513
Nothing yet. Both previous events had multiple leaks but they're probably hammering down on any leaks and they kinda got in front of things by effectively announcing the event with that twitter update.

>>162506287
>>162506332
It does. Super C is a whole fuckton better. The original Contra aged like milk

>>162506662
You sound like 16.

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>season 3 spreads the ranks out more evenly
>see diamonds from season 2 become grandmasters in season 3
>grandmaster no longer feels special or hard to get

>>162506618
I don't know why

I managed to main mei last season at get to 2800.

Managed to climb from 15-52 with mei in season 1

I've lost almost 500 points in the past couple of days, season 3 is weird. I suddenly didn't just get bad at the game.

>>162506662
bad lol, study the way the actor says his lines. notice how he's pretty breathy at the end of his sentences. also, you need to really feel the role. i can tell you're holding yourself back for whatever reason. don't be afraid to sound angry/loud. but i wouldn't be surprised if it's because you're living with a roommate or something and you don't wanna embarrass yourself.

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>lost 7 games in a row as plat
>diamond dream farther than ever

How do you find the will to live while searching for that comeback win

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>tfw you can't stop playing McCree and getting PoTG flanking shitters

I have become addicted to the high noon

>>162506801
>15
holy shit, did you intentionally throw?
also, it's possible to stagnate with certain characters. again, just focus on playing ana or lucio if you really wanna climb. you will naturally be placed with others who are better at DPS/tank roles

>>162506874
Take a break after 2-3 loses in a row

>>162506874
Don't bother, diamond is the new platinum and it's filled with shitters right now.

>>162506782
>tfw i'm actually 18
the one time i get called out.
>>162506804
I don't care about embarassment i just don't want to wake anyone up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y0pKoLbPSz

>>162506998
>ana

>the healer who's ability to heal is reliant on your ability to aim

>boringcio

I just want to hit diamond with mei or sombero.

>>162507106
>don't worry
>calls him even more of a shitter for being plat
what the fuck dude

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>>162506874
>tfw can't even break into gold rank
>don't want to risk playing anything other than Lucio because he's the hero I'm best at and essential to just about every team comp
>also find him the most fun to play because everyone else is too slow except Genji or Tracer

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>game where you cannot earn rewards by playing characters you enjoy playing

Why the FUCK is this allowed?

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>pic related will happen on December 13th

PLAY OF THE GAME

>Getting punished for leaving a Brawl/QP
Nigga, I was killing time and waiting for my team to get off a match

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>>162506874
I'm in the same position, except I'm trying to get to Plat. I keep getting 1 win away then losing a bunch in a row, it's really demoralizing and feels like my rank is more at the mercy of the matchmaking system than any effort I actually put in. 90% of my games are steamrolls one way or another where I can win games by playing attack Torb or lose games where I double my average elims and damage on Soldier. None of it matters, if you don't win the matchmaking lottery there is literally nothing you can do to carry shit teammates who continually run in solo, waste their ults, die and do that for the entirety of the game

I want to make Plat and eventually Diamond but the system is fucked. There is no way to consistently win games when you solo queue.

>>162507040
this
i start questioning my time with the game when i lose more than 2 or 3 games in a row
it's very easy to get tilted and make stupid mistakes because you're getting frustrated
you need to give your mind a break or you're just gonna get mad every time you play
>>162507137
>I just want to hit diamond with mei or sombero.
that is not going to happen without a dedicated team, especially with sombra whose only reliable utility is her ult for team fights

>>162507272
>>tfw can't even break into gold rank
I'm a 24/7 torb shitter and even I'm comfortably in gold

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HOLD UP

>SWEDISH HOLIDAY IS ON THE 13TH
>TORB GETTING THE MOST SKINS

OH FUCK WE GETTING SANTA LUCIA FOLKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0FyZqNp5Q

SANTA LUCIA WAIFU SKIN CONFIRMED

>>162507332
technically you can, you just have to play enough to the point where you get nothing but duplicates, which in my view is about 200 loot boxes/levels

>>162507567
I meant Comp, not lootboxes

>>162507619
what do you mean then? you can buy any of the golden weapons regardless of who you play the most

>>162507125
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y0pKoLbPSz
the second time was a huge improvement

>>162507353
honestly can't wait for you faggots to kill yourselves

your parents probably can't either

>>162507710
you are forced to play metashitters to win

all of them suck except hog

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>win 8/10 placements
>placed 1900

>>162507842
>this salt
13th is gonna be rough for you pal

>>162507125
good, you took my advice! the gruff and age in his voice is what really makes him stand out

Post some signs you have questionable teammates

>Hey we're on defense...can we get some defense heroes?

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>>162507867
>win 4 placements, draw 1
>2100
>placed 2400 in s2 and ended at 3085

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Is it degenerate to be in love with Torbjorn?

>>162508025
jus a lil

>lose last round because of a bastion on our team
>match against that guy on my team from before
>he says ez win because he's facing me
>proceeds to pick bastion again
>loses
ahahaha get fucked m8

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>>162508014
>flanker fucks off to the backline
>dies like an idiot
>"no heals wtf"

>>162508014
Got one of these tools in my placements.
>Hey soldier can you go defense hero?
>I'd rather not, I'm more effective with 76
>Oh so you're one of those people, okay

What a fucking shithead.

>>162508168
>defense hero
>comp

lololol

>Tfw I've played torb so much today I'm having less fun

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>defense heroes are the only fun heroes in the game because they're more unique in their roles and specializations
>you're basically throwing the game if you play any defense hero other than mei
>even on defense
wew lad

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>>162508168
>tfw your soldier main teammate wont switch to torb on defense

>>162508336
>torb
>comp

get out

>>162508123
>flanking around
>get to low health so back off to payload
>healers are dead

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pls rate

>>162508573
MakeAGif.com/10

>>162505337
The site isn't even working

>>162508645
bro is 3am i dont feel like making gif by myself

How do people actually place in silver and gold ranks?

If you've been playing FPS or gaming for 5+ years and still manage to get stuck in gold then I'm afraid you've wasted your time and have some sort of learning disorder.

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How do I see my comp shit in overbuff? I only see QP and what is there is outdated?

>>162508827
Same for me, even though I've been playing a lot of comp lately.

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>>162508168
>"Hey soldier can you go defense hero"
>"Sure bud!"
>Switch to Hanzo

>>162508761
This may be news to you, but Overwatch is hundreds of thousands of people's first FPS.

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>>162508573
>d.va
>block damage
>protect your dps

That's reinhardt job

>>162508237
Guy was 2 prestige too. Dunno what the hell he was thinking, he should know better by now.

>>162508761
because this has little to do with FPS skill, it's heavily weighted to be an assfaggot

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>it's a "your team is so braindead you'd rather abandon" episode

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>there are people reading this thread right now that are in silver
Daily feelgood post, you may be shit but at least you're not THAT shit

>>162508573
why are dva fags trying to force this tankslut meme

>>162508023

Started at 2500 last season, season ended at 3100. I lost eight of my placements and had one draw. Got placed at 2800. Currently at 3020.

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>Doing placements
>Lose 1st match due to 76 DC
>Get in with a group of guys on the 4th placement match
>Play Reinhardt every game for them but one which I play Zen
>Win all remaining matches
>Placed mid plat 9-1 record
>We do another two games to get everyone's placements finished
>Lose both
>Lucio player gets placed gold with 7-3 record
>Everyone else gets placed mid diamond with 6-4 to 8-2 records
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162508761
I'm 35 years old and my reflexes are shit. I used to be good at FPS

>>162506874
>>162507428
The worst part is when we get on koth the next game and stomp the first 2 rounds.

And then somehow, we'll let them go from 99-0 to 99-100 in round 3 and never recover.

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dose switching heros a lot affect placement?
i won ever game but placed the lowest ive ever been

>>162508989
Is that what gold ranks tell themselves? Aim is extremely important in this game.

All aim and no brain will at least take you to platinum or diamond rank.

>>162509147
Placements are based on your MMR more than anything.

>>162509091
There's only one faggot doing it. Tanking is a aggressive job where submissiveness doesn't have place, only hea.. i mean mercy is passive enough to be a slut.

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>>162508941

>>162509307
was this an actual email sent to someone?

You know what this general needs?

A /vg/ league team

>>162509617
>"Hi!"
>"Hello!"
>BANANA SLAMMA to the face

I guffawed.

>>162509868
i wouldn't mind seeing another 4chan v Reddit game akin to the Tribes debacle of 2012

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can my dps take my tanccpussy already ?

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>>162506032
>flash
>2017

>consistently 7-8 tanks per match
>reaper and zen never picked

why did blizz let this happen

>>162509868
I just want us to do things like Smash Bros /v/kends, where we get together and have matches with each other.

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>>162509962

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IS MONDAY ALREADY WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHRISTMAS SKINS OR AT LEAST LEAKS

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD FUUUCCKKKKKK YOOOOUUUUU

IT WASN'T ENOUGH NEGAN KILLING THE FAGGOT OR ROSITA MISSING THE BULLET OR EVEN THE FATTIE GETTING SHOT AND RICK CRYING LIKE A BITCH ON THE EPISODE FROM TODAY, NOW I NEED TO WAIT FOR MY SKINS???

>>162510091
>December 13.

>>162510091
It's almost as if things always happen on a Tuesday

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>4 tank meta is now a thing

Looks like I'm taking a break until Blizzard fixes this snoozefest meta.

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>>162510143
>>162510190
FUCK YOU NIGGERS.

you are the worst genji. you are the genji idiot you are the genji smell. return to hanamura. to our weeaboo cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,weeaboo we will never forgeve you. hanzo rascal FUck but fuck asshole genji stink weeaboo sqhipere shqipare..genji nerf best day of my life. take a bath of dead genji..ahahahahahweeaboo WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget hollywood. mei we kill the healer, mei return to your precious iceblock….hahahahaha idiot genji and weeaboo smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GENJI FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. zarya+roadhog+mccree+winston=kill genji… reaper alive in overwatch, reaper making album of overwatch . fast win reaper overwatch. we are win and have gold medal hahahaha ha because of reaper… you are ppoor stink genji… you live in a ramen hahahaha, you live in a bowl

reaper alive numbr #1 in overwatch ….fuck the weeaboo ,..FUCKk ashol genjis no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur dash and reflect. reaper aliv and real strong wizard kill all the genji farm aminal with deathd blossm magic now we the reaper rule .ape of the zoo presidant jack morrsoon fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and genji wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. reaper greattst hero

>>162510254
>implying you play at a level where it's relevant

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>>162508645
there you have it, no watermark
cunt

>>162510376
I play in Masters and it's nothing but 3/2/1 or 4/2. I'd rather drop to plat where people still play 2/2/2.

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>>162510254
>nanoboost makes ana an extremely good pick
>her heal stopping powers a good pick against tanks
>nanoboosting genji/reaper to instantly gib tanks
>tank meta beginning to slow down, just need one last push
>sombra's abilities get revealed
>everyone excited and saying she's going to be OP
>tank meta's end finally in sight
>sombra comes out and is possibly the worst character in the game
>ana gets nerfed along with nanoboost
>dva gets buffed
It's like poetry

>>162505358
My OTP. Please post more

>got to 3100 last season
>tanked to 2700
>go 2-8 in placements
>placed at 2500

hmm

>>162510482
I got to Top 500 using only meme strats you just need to git gud

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>>162510091
>WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHRISTMAS SKINS
December 13, 2016

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>>162507867
>win 2 in placements
>then lose 8 in a row
>placed 2600
>already back to diamond

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E47-FMmMLy0

>intentionally losing comp matches by taking Reinhardt and never using shield
>still get potg

I bet my teammates were salty about that one.

>>162510587
Good for you, I didn't say anything about not being able to win. But if winning requires me to grind through literal bullet sponges then I'll pass.

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>>162510857

When I'm Mercy, who should I stick with when everyone goes running off around the map?

>>162510857
>comments disabled
>likes/dislikes disabled
Never change, Anita.

I'd still hatefuck the shit out of her.

>>162511050
Stick to my cock you whore.

>>162510857
WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE PUT THEIR GENDER, ADDRESS OR CONTACT INFO ON THEIR FUCKING GAMERTAG?????

>>162511050
The best DPS.

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>>162510089
>>162509962
i miss her

The best part about this shitty tournament going on right now is the casters. They're fucking awful and get shit wrong every other sentence.

>>162511327
yeah they barely know what's happening

>discussing metas and countering game strategies
>all computer, no console discussion whatsoever
>rarely discuss anything below platinum

I don't think I'm elite enough to be in this thread.

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>>162511147
same to be honest senpai

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>IDDQD streaming
>he plays attack symmetra for no reason while raging at his team for not winning despite his attack symmetra pick

>>162511275
Anita is incredibly stupid.

Rein tips pls

>>162511685
what are you having trouble with?

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>>162497607
>playing ana
>pharmacy
>team doesn't counter it
>spending whole game trying to stay alive and kill pharmacy
>tank complains on not getting heals.
>tell him abotu pharmacy
>he says that we don't need to babysit you
>mfw team tells him to fuck off and say that we need to protect healers
>he still acts like his logic is flawless
>he can only "heal" and play dva
>our whole team reports him
>mfw

>>162511685
hit people with ur hammer, dont get shot