/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

nth for AMA

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>>162485097
check this 5

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>it's a "nullphaggot and beta-orbiters get BTFO" episode

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>reinstall this game so many times it asks me if I want to clone my 120 rank character every time I make a new one
>basically have infinite new characters and appearances to play with while my main remains untouched

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xth for still waiting for SAVE SUCCESFUL

>>162485354
You don't need to reinstall for that.

>>162484994
comehomewithme is a girl and i saw her first you jerks. You guys seriously made me freaking angry.

>>162485369
xth for fuck off, islander filth

ok let's address the elephant in the room...is comehomewithme a cute girl?

>>162485317
go use accel multiplier on more races to pretend you're any good at them mr menu-afoo

>>162485369
you can save on tuesday when the dlc drops

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>>>162485434
different bear.

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>>162485502
SAVE SUCCESFUL

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>>162485317
I want to milk Bell

>>162485369
nasty bitch

I'VE GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT

>>162485569
lit whomafoo?

either way, fuck off

>>162485624
FEELS LIKE A WHEEL

>>162485606
we all do

>>162485580
Anon your comparing the wrong bears.
see
>>162485369

>>162485738
explain the different colored nose on the left bear when it's unicolor on the right one then.

le giant bear and le childhood toys belong in reddit

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GRAND THEFT LOADING.

>>162485849
http://i.imgur.com/aG10ycZ.jpg
Anon pls. Enough with this. It's unBEARable.
Post GTA

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that feel when you want to makean old looking asian guy character but you already have your main and your female characters.

>>162486074
fuck off

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The update will be coming on the 13th, no trailer or newswire post until then because you faggots used the information Russell provided specifically to your niche and spammed it around for clickbait journalists and YouTubers to treat it like the fucking coming of christ. Lately the executives and general directors have been monitoring everyone's asses around the studio, just about every employee will have to review their NDA, it's been a fucking catastrophe and all thanks to you cunts not being able to keep a secret.

It's going to be hard to leak anything throughout the upcoming months, but in the meantime I'll leave you with this: Liberty City is going to be the last update before we move on to Read Dead Redemption 2. It will include a mostly unchanged port of the city with some minor improvements in vegetation, all remaining vehicles from IV / EFLC that have not yet been added to V and an extra short heist set around Algonquin. Pic related that everyone was freaking out about is pretty much it, expect the release date to be some months before RDR 2 is out as a neat wrap-up gift that goes back all the way to the beginning. It's like poetry or eternal recurrence or some shit.

Also, since I know you faggots will never take me serious if I don't say anything about the upcoming update that can't be proven as soon as its out, the Comet Retro is going to be based on a Porsche 959 instead of a Singer or some shit. Screencap this and wait for the 13th, suckers.

>>162486205
>suckers.
rude

>>>162484315
You're not Monkey, pat or Kiri.

SAM A CUTE!

>Error response received from steam
>Code 1000.50

y u do this

>>162486382
same

>>162486205
didn't read you cunt

>>162486205
>it's been a fucking catastrophe and all thanks to you cunts not being able to keep a secret.

uhhh
>R* FAGGOT posts possible info
>on an anonymous, registration-free forum that anyone can browse or post to
>random fuckfaces find it and make a big deal out of it
>somehow it's our fault

????

>>162486205
>Porsche 959
Not sure how I feel about this

>>162486205
>It's going to be hard to leak anything throughout the upcoming months

proceeds to leak the biggest of shits

I want to believe, but I can't
and if comet retro is 959 Im going to consider believing, but also cry

GTA IV for XBone when, senpai?

>>162486205
>no trip
>i skip

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>>162486205
>Vincent

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>>162486205
lol what a lying faggot

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>>162486205

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>>162486205
>959, the most obscure porche in history

>>162486205
>someone will believe this

>>162487046
Already uploading a YouTube video about it.

SERVERS UP WHEN

>>162486205
will need a trip to verify

>>162487095
When snow is no more

>>162487043
>everyone knows and loves 959
>recognizable from a mile away amongst other porsches

define this 'obscure' you're talking about

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>>162486074

>>162487043
>959
>obscure

Don't wanna give it any credibility to the alleged leaker, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mFleLfedrU

plus, a Porsche 959 is also not any less obscure than a Jaguar XJ220 or a Bugatti EB110 either.

>>162487263
An ugly person is immediately recognized in a crowd of beautiful people

>>162487276

glove street, home

>>162487043
>obscure

que?¿

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>>162487394
>959
>ugly
[[TRIGGERED]]

>>162487650
How will this work in Benny's? Didn't rockstar goy say there were Benny's cars

>>162487709
too bad about the aliasing the window vents and door handle.

did you even use the editor for this?

>>162487709
post some of your Breaking Bad pictures

>>162487650

Looks like the literal definition of a weeaboo car: one that wishes it was Japanese

when is the snow going to happen?
and will there be crate drops?

or has that stuff been removed completely

>>162487776
>benny customizes everything from classic cadillacs to modern ricer cars
why wouldn't it work?

>>162487650
Compared to the Singer it's fucking awful looking

>>162487897
Crate drops and armored vehicles are a dedgen thing only. I don't know why, ask Rockstar.

>>162487094
I know this is bait, but I'm going to upload my dick up your ass :^)

>>162486205
Lets pretend for a second that this has any shred of truth and isn't just the same person claiming to be a leaker with a trip a few threads ago who go btfo

>friends
>then talks about the studio
You'd be more convincing if you just said you were a rockstar employee or that you work with R* FAGGOT

> provided specifically to your niche and spammed it around for clickbait journalists and YouTubers to treat it like the fucking coming of christ
This never happened
>Long term widely known rumour

>Comet Retro is going to be based on a Porsche 959
The one thing you could actually be right on, but you don't have a trip so you know its false

Conclusion: nys ross

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Hey PCfats and Boners, are you interested in setting up a Collage for /gtag/?

Signed, Piss Four

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>>162488408

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someone collage us

servers STILL down?!?!

>>162488408
so you mean we can avatarfag post pictures of our characters and not get yelled at, make /gtag/ history and become a collage circlejerk?

YES...?

>>162488408
>>162488652
>PCucks
kys

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>>162488408
happy now faggot?

>>162489067
What are you afraid of? It would be fitting to have something like that, since the game will be dead sooner or later
>>162489376
embrace the circle jerk

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>not playing gamemodes
>not spinning synchronously
>only shitposting
come on guys

Anyone else getting the email that just says "Shark"?

>>162490906
it's "buy shark cardos", or I guess it would be if the servers worked.

>>162490906
Yeah, everyone got that. R* are shameless jews now.

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>>162486205
>959
b-but
flachbau

i guess this is ok though

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ayy lmao

rockstar never make an online game again please

>>162491184
red dead 2 online

>>162491184
Servers are back up.

How do I become a cute anime girl?

WE'RE BACK BABY

>>162491395
>PCucks will NEVER EVER get it and the online will be not shit bc no PCucks wasting online

>>162491495
>>162491751
nope

>in a lobby with bikers running guns
>actually have fun for once in this game
>knock them all of their bikes with meele/guns
>chase the van
>kill driver
>opening door to van
>jet comes by and uses cannons to destroy the van and everyone
>HAHAHA HAH HAHAHA GOTCHA NOOB XD

>>162492350
I'm online right now with other gtag on ps4

>tfw there will never be interesting interplay in gta5 free roam since they spent all their time putting in dumb party games and timewasters that don't actually promote meaningful pvp
>even if they did promote pvp the tools in the game make it all pretty much pointless since it'll be jets vs antiair

>>162487650
>everyone wants a comet without a spoiler because it looks terrible
>they ask for a classic porsche in hopes it doesn't look like that winged abomination in the game
>they give us a "classic" with a fucking spoiler

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>>162492456
why do you play with my heart like this

http://downdetector.com/status/gta5/map/
http://map.norsecorp.com/#/

>>162491184
this doesn't exactly happen often you big baby bitch

Lads. Just recently bothered to try GTA Online and some cykablyat modder spawned a gorillion briefcases on me, adding up to the total amount of 45mil. I'm not nervous about R* punishing me, but according to their FAQ on the topic, they say that they WILL remove illegitimately gotten funds, but let them keep the stuff they bought with it. I've bought everything I could possibly ever want and have 14mil left. Should I spend it all on cars to tie it up, or are the odds of them actually removing my hard earned money so small that it's not worth losing half of it by buying and selling the cars later at half the price?

>>162493445
Nothin personal kid

>>162493575
add your 14mil to the bank, make/open your other character and buy garages filled with souped up expensive cars. so when your funds get removed you can just sell those cars and be back to where you where and in time for import/export

>>162494210
Wait, why do I need a second character for that?

>>162494437
I was saying that incase you wanted to keep all your garage space for cars you want. You can use your main.

>>162494691
Ah, I see.

reminder to all PCucks to literally kys

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>Can't sell vehicles
>Can't buy anything because it all costs $-1
>Garages are empty

Dammit.

>>162494926
remind me why again

>>162494941
what did he mean by this

I hate PCucks

are serverd getting cucked?

cant join sessions with more than 1 other person.

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>>162486205
>, the Comet Retro is going to be based on a Porsche 959

So R* is doing everything I say the moment I say it?
No right no wrong.
What's to stop me becoming a god!?

>>162495274
>circlejerking
>ded online
>cheaters
>get cuckd
>autistic shitposters
>meme spewers
>shit at the game

uh servers are back up

>>162496501
they've been up for at least an hour

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>>162497038
>ask for xj220
got
>ask for 959
FUCKING GOT literally hours after mentioning it

FUCKING KNEEL!!

>>162497615
can you get them to add a fiero

>>162497214
literally nothing wrong with any of that

>>162497878
I dont want american trash in my game

I want a 91' mitsubishi GTO

dont you fucking DARE give me tha piece of shit yank version

>>162497994
what about an mr2 then

>>162497994
>American trash

Ask yourself at one point if our detroit engines helped liberate the shit out of you. If they did, shut up.

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>>162498097
absolutely!

also dont do that liberty city update. GTAIV was objectively the worst numbered gta and i dont care about it at all. let it die

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>>162498380
4d chess, puritan

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>>162497214
Get the fuck out with that shit, man.

>>162493445
>brown youga with the orange stripe
This guy know what the fuck is up

>>162498637
but it's all true

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>>162498683
w-what about mine?

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>>162498631
>The current state of Detroit is an arguing point for "american trash"

Legislative bullshit that ran Detroit into the ground has nothing to do with the automotive industry.

If our cars are trash, what's good in your shithole? Overpriced race-cars that you will never drive the way they were meant?

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>>162498751
No it's not, faggot.

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>>162498959

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>>162498860
>England
>world home of motor sport
>yanks talking to ME about anything

get that trash off my board
all yank cars are shit

>>162499109

yes PC gta 5 players are trash. all they do is rage in chat and if you pwn one of them are say something they dont like, they turn on the mod menu and start fucking with you or crash your game.

id love to meet one of these losers IRL just so I could collapse their wind pipe with my fist.

>>162498860
>Legislative bullshit that ran Detroit into the ground has nothing to do with the automotive industry.
>implying it wasn't an inevitable reality of capitalism becoming a global system
either you move your businesses to the third world to save money or you turn where you are now into the third world, that's profit baby

>>162499125
>kid screaming about british cars being the best thing ever even though the british auto industry died an even worse death than the american auto industry
whew, lad
at least when communism hits all automotive manufacturers will be passion projects and we can all just have fun with cars instead of this stupid for-profit shit

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>>162498860
>what's good in your shithole?

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>>162499125
>all yank cars are shit
When you say cars, do you mean only cars, or are we establishing a different viewpoint for pickups, SUV's and crossovers?

And when you say trash, what exactly is your criteria? Does your "world home of motor sport" offer a utilitarian four-wheel-drive vehicle that will cart my ass from home to work and back in the most brutal of snowstorms and then haul all my guns out for fun on the weekends?

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>>162499306
>American auto industry

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>>162499125
I disagree. You are a large hairless ape.

>>162499532
yeah it's pretty silly that people got excited over a lotus with electricity instead of a regular motor but then again the only british car companies left are, what, lotus and mclaren? even european ford is converging with american ford what the hell do you guys have left

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>>162499109
Are you seriously fucking retarded, faggot? Just because there's a bunch of skill-less losers in the game doesn't mean that the game's full of them.

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>>162499708

>>162499480
no sorry all american off roaders are shit too

>>162486205
FUCK YOU

WE WANTED A STORY AND MULTIPLAYER EXPANSION

>>162499893
>all american off roaders are shit too

Please show me which ones dear England offers.

Oh wait, you don't, and your rolling shitboxes wouldn't handle the snow that fell on my state this morning.

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>>162499674
But what about the fastest production car in the world? ;^)

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>>162499840
This really doesn't prove anything.

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>>162499480
step aside burger

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>>162500107
enjoy getting btfo do you?

>>162493121
why are you so upset about it? The game has connection issues all the time. Like when you're playing and you get sent to a session on your own.

That's not even a local problem.

>>162500176
>SSC Aero
>SSC North America
U-uh

>>162500390
>Land Rover

L. O. L. I'd rather have my shitbox Blazer.

>>162500107
>ignorant of land rover
>literally the be all and end all of ALL off roaders in every catergory

Do money drop from peds get you banned?
I need to use something before the update but not sure if it's safe or not.

>>162500176
qt you're dumb

>>162499840
>he doesn't strafe

>>162500608
Just wait till the update is out. It's not an event, everything will stay.

>>162500608
This is the absolute worst time to do money cheating and you're a moron for thinking any method is safe.

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>>162500207
>>162500658

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>>162500427
>>162500642
I'm not sure you understand my point being that trash is an abomination widely critisized and basically reviewed as a horrible quality piece of shit by everyone

I wasnt saying it was a good thing ffs
its the ugliest piece of shit ever

>>162500714
Okay, thanks.

>>162500775
That's strange...
I ASKED if something was safe to use, not claim it was safe.
How did you mess up reading such a short sentence?

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>>162500510
>>literally the be all and end all of ALL off roaders in every catergory

>>162501001
yeah it's almost as if making a car purely to be THE FASTEST usually doesn't mean it's going to be a good car
i was never suggesting that the american auto industry was in good shape, i just find it funny that you're shitting on them when you guys don't even really make cars other than to prove to rich people that you're still a driver's car country hohoho
at least here there's shitty mustang 5.0s that get run into curbs every single day by normies because they cannot into oversteer

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If I want to play on more than one social club acct, do I have to install more than one version of gta on my pc?

>>162501001
What car do you drive irl?

>>162501251
see
>>162498416

>>162501320
Why don't you drive a nice British car?

>>162501025
Because you assume there's at least one safe method.
The fact you even have to ask proves you're a dumbass.

>>162501418
all our manufacturers are either road legal track cars, super expensive sauidi prince cars or kit cars

but they all drive and are built better and perform better than POS yank plastic barges

>>162501467
You had to be the special snow flake in class with that kind of mental disability.

Safe as in once it's caught and patched they can't punish those that use it because it's impossible to see if it was them spawning peds or others spawning peds on them.

Normally one would say to use your brain, but that can't be said about you it seems.

>>162497994
>I dont want american trash in my game
Then why the fuck are you playing the game that parodies large US cities?

Fucking retard.

>But they did London once
Fucking gorrillion years ago, bub.

>>162501674
>not owning an old mgb
what are you some sorta queer

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>yfw didnt fall for the mass produced plastic shitbox meme

>>162501730
Because there will be a jaguar xj220 in the game tomorrow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w

>>162501852
>he plays gta on a mass produced plastic shitbox

>>162501852
What do you drive qt?

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>>162501842
peugeot 205 m8

>>162501990
>>162501990
>>162501990
FUCK

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>>162501852
>Bitching about american cars
>Talking up brit-made shit
>Doesn't even own one
I thought this sort of shit-talking phenomenon was only limited to the idiots here in the US.

Also >>162501990

>>162501990
Which do you mean?
The Shitbox or the Shitstation?

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so this is the power of Europe

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jesus christ this thread

>>162497994
How many American cars have you driven?

>>162502254
british cars are too good for the likes of me

>>162502338
Both are shitboxs desu

>>162502470
Shitbox is made by Microsoft
Shitstation is made by Sony
There's a reason for using names above.

Because Shitbox have shit controllers while Shitstation have good controllers.

>cant connect to online, check for maintenance

IS IT HAPPENING?

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>>162502346
GET OFF MY BOARD RREEEEEEEEE!!!

>>162502580
Funny you say that, because I fucking hate Sony's spindly little controllers and I like the Xbox ones.

But I also have giant hands which influences my bias there.

>>162500890
>hiding behind cover from a higher vantage point already pointing your gun where another person fucking action rolls into

>shit aim brah

lol

>>162502580
Well they're both shit, and both boxes, so technically shitbox can be applied to both.
Also ps4 controllers are doggie shit compared to xbone controllers. Xbones are much more ergonomic

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BAGUETTE POWER

>tfw my parents own one of these in this exact color
>tfw it's actually pretty comfy and nice to drive

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>>162502764
>yfw you will never be an xboner

>>162502698
Maintenance?
It has been down for hours today and yesterday.

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>>162502764
Do you have one giant hand with a tiny thumb and one small hand with a big thumb?

Because the buttons most used in almost all games are Analogs and trigger buttons, face buttons are just buttons you click, then return to trigger buttons and analogs.

>>162502885
>Shitbox controller
>Ergonomic.

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>>162502991
>posting the inferior version
It's a boring cheap shitbox, nothing special.

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>>162502885
>>162502764
btfo?

>>162503141
it's objectively a better design

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>>162502751
Holy fuck that looks like shit. Are those the Civics of England?

>>162503223
Yes, I know that the DS4 is better.

Japanese cars are best cars and if you disagree you're a fucking idiot

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>>162503270
>>162503270
>>162503270
oops

>>162503505
frig off, weeb

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Is there some method to add custom parts to cars with menus? I'm talking about the different variants there are of some vehicles that you can't edit in LSC.

For example the Stratum, you can either have a spoiler, twin turbo badges and a open roof OR a front bumper lip and a closed roof. I don't know much about menus but I remember that someone used to change these uncustomizable kind of parts from his cars with a menu.

I just want to add the front bumper lip to my twin turbo badged spoiler Stratum and maybe close the roof.

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>>162503283

>>162503523
Literally who: The Races

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>>162486205
>959
Literally why, we already got the 918 for a super and the Comet is an total abomination of a 911. We need a classic 911.

>>162503197
>btfo?
Nope. Every time I've held a PS controller, I've disliked it. They don't feel right to me. It's like comparing an anorexic bitch to a chubby bitch. Atleast the Xbox controllers give me something to fucking hold onto.

>>162503717
That's a very unrelated picture for truth about the best controller.

>>162503735
>NASCAR
>indy 500

literally who the sport

>>162503795
X360 controller > PS3 controller
PS4 controller > Xboner controller
PS4 controller > X360 controller

Simple really

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>>162503769
Also fucking add the option to remove the spoiler from the Comet. Literally takes only 5 mins for an intern to code that shit, they only need to remove the wing and make it optional.

>>162503795
I'm sorry that theres something wrong with you anon
mebbe put down that pie you hamfisted fuccknuckle

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>>162503942
I'm not American, you dip

>>162503967
>Personal preference
>I am an idiot
Simple really, you can't convince me otherwise because I have already established my preference.

>>162504040
>hamfisted
Not even hamfisted. I have slender, girly fingers.

>>162503993
>We dont go back and change things that work

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>>162503967
Symmetrical analog placement > Asymmetrical analog placement

So X360 controller > PS3 controller is wrong.
Sure the trigger buttons on the DS3 originally are kinda annoying if you put down the controller, but easily fixed with these.

>>162504040

>qt
>saying other people have something wrong with them

Pot and kettle together at last.

>>162503993
fuck, if only

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tfw we will never see qt boi pucci

>>162504196
>qt
>Doesn't read it as qtπ
Re and tard together at last.

>>162503942
>(you) know of them enough to post
>(you) know everyone will know what you are referring to

thinking aint your strong suit

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>>162504117
>massive fat palms
>slender girly fingers

if only Joseph Merrick worked for Sony

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>>162504391

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>it's a Currymurry tells someone to neck themselves episode

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>snows IRL so I cant leave my apartment
>doesnt snow in game

>>162504728
>game doesnt even load

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>>162499125
>Theres no such thing as a good American car br-

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is gta down on all platforms?
Ive been too busy shitposting to even play it

>>162504895
not subtle enough but heres your final (you)

>>162504972
It has been down on all platforms for hours, now it was back and now its down in some regions
http://downdetector.com/status/gta5/map/

>>162504972
It's up on all platforms. It may be down for you though because you're living in a third world country.

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>>162505217
It's because I wanted it. R* does what I whim now.

>selling cargo with a friend
>Around 8 people on the server
>Manage to sell 2 crates
>Shitter on the radar using a helicopter
>Destroys my friend
>Lose half of my cargo
>Obliterate that little piece of shit so many times that he leaves the server

Fucking niggers

>>162505547
he did you a favor, you would have lost your crates by not making connection to r* for transaction

Mind adding me to the PC GTAG crew?

SC: RiboneX

>>162505654
sorry, you're on the blacklist

>>162505725
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)

Wait wut

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>>162504391
>Giant means fat
>Not broad or long or otherwise big enough to grab you by the skull

Fortunately I have this pic from /k/ of my hand with a full-size rifle round

>>162505652

Servers were working fine to me. Ah well, at least I hope that stupid level 40 cunt never forgets the day that messed with the wrong nigga

>>162505770
its a meme you dip

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>>162505819
NESSI

>>162505823
sessions are P2P (no servers) while transactions are server based. You won't notice that much wrong in game, but when you try to access some server features is were issues arise. You could have sold your crates, but the message from the session could be logged up with the servers, so you would lose your crates without reward.

>>162505819
hey nessi can you post an image of you holding a soyunny plushie please

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>>162505974
If you're trying to insult me with that image, I would fucking love to own my own tank you stupid faggot

>Nessi
>>162506181
>nessi
Literally who?

>>162506368
img mak me cry ery tiem :'(

How do I use peerblock for gtao?

>>162506479
>the position of the Chally's cannon makes it look sad.
I prefer the Leo2 personally tho

>>162505819

Even if stolen valor isn't a crime that doesn't mean you should do it.

>>162506708
>Stolen valor

I don't have rank patches, medals, pins or any of the shit one would need to attempt to pull off stolen valor. Pls explain.

>>162505819

how big is your dick

asking for a friend

>>162500176

>fastest production car
>top speed 256
>veyron SS top speed is 268
>Venom gt top speed is 270

What's it like being wrong all the time

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>>162505974
>>162506181
>Nessi
That isn't me, I wouldn't hold a 54R, because I'd be holding a 5.56 or 7.62 because muh america.
>soyunny plushie
I actually ordered one on the internets. :3
no pics

>>162505819
qt wants that hand in his bum

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>>162506837
Tell your friend to fuck right off with stupid questions.

>>162507051
>I'd be holding a 5.56 or 7.62 because muh america.
Breh, I have patriotic flavor also.

>>162507051
how's Crafty doing nowadays?

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>>162506943
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SSC

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>>162506837
Give me your friends number.

>>162507172
crafty never left, just talk to them

but really, you are just samefagging to get attention

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>>162507160
>I have patriotic flavor also
I'm stuck in the military, so when you post something... well, military, retards sometimes just do what they did up there. Nice rifles.

>>162507172
The hell should I know, I left him and prefer to leave it that way.
Go ask his friends or something.

>>162507607
>Nice rifles.
Thanks man.

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>>162507607
gross

>>162508368
coming from a mentally ill brit that doesn't mean much

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>>162508368
>that picture
>that comment

>>162507607
why'd you leave Crafty though?
You guys were the armless twin sisters, and will be forever.

>>162508594
>coming from anyone other than a brit

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EVERYONE REJOICE

catower is here

>>162508837
who?

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>>162508768
Because I just told you why.
Also, fuck you subscyed, stop asking retarded questions.

>>162508964
>I left him and prefer to leave it that way.
But you didn't tell WHY

>>162509059
Nessi got upset because Crafty befriended Aida

>>162508964
I mean, you deleted me out of nowhere.
You could at least tell me why, I thought we were good friends.

Let's talk about blater's dick and catower's drinking instead.

>>162509447
Hi catower

>>162509059
If only you'd stop, like the picture said.

>>162509205
Nope.

>>162509236
Go away.

>>162509447
Work hard, play and feel soft.
Drink hard, have fun.

>>162509205
So Nessi got upset at Crafty for becoming friends with Aida, but Aida doesn't even play anymore and both Nessi and Crafty do?

L o l

Aida, just as planned.

>>162509602
I'm not even this anon, but you should pick your wording correctly, nigger. Don't say that you explained something when you clearly don't.

>>162509634
so this nigga go jealous over a tranny avatar speaking to a another guy?

So this is the power of PC

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>>162510036
no dis is the power of PC

>>162509850
"I left"
I've always been bad with words, congratulations.
Here it is explained in greater detail.

I left.

>>162509634
>plan
>months
It took months, jesus christ the dedication.
>>162510036
This is the power of PC, but no not the reason.

>>162510204
lmao this nigga actually got cucked in a video game

>>162510323
>getting cucked in a video game i play very little
I'm just here to shitpost and fly helicopters.
Didn't you get 'cucked' not once, but twice sub?

>>162508870
some pill popping chick
always is smashed on mic whenever she joins
i personally just mute her, kinda annoys me really

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>>162510456
I'm not even a PCuck

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The true GTA5 experience.

>>162510456
lol, you barely play because you left and got cucked.

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>>162510456
>being THIS fucking mad some fag hangs out with other fags

>>162510176

that's lowkey A E S T H E T I C as fuck, I wish the car models were shittier

>>162510902
>Finally get in a session with everyone
>Don't feel like playing at that point
P2P was a mistake

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Jens probably had eurobeat blasting from his kalahari.

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>>162510991
>mad
I truely don't get it.
>open steam
>right click delete
This wouldn't even count as madman either.
But hey, more topics on me, wew.

>>162511083
>point
That point is almost every 5-10 minutes with me.
>play gta v
>5 mins in, past all the loading
>well im bored
>start spintires
>fuck yes mud and dirt
>get bored after 10 mins
>start warthunder
>play game
>get bored, close game
>start warthunder again, play another game, get bored, again
I'm losing my mind.

>>162511347

reminder the proto is garbage

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>>162510784
>>162509602
i quit drinking after what happen last time

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anyone know how to use peerblock to prevent hackers/ddosers from attacking?

>reinstall game
>launch online
>start biker mission
>steal lost mc cycles under the highway
>minigun godmode cheater sits at the one spawn point outside the entrance firing at the spawn position
>die 27 times regardless of my invulnerability spawn timer
>manage to run back into underground without dying while the cheater lags out or has a menu open or something
>crew member kills me inside
>uninstall
thanks for reading my blog, fuck you, you know who you are.

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>>162511557
Go find something else that can spike your shit aswell, such as 20 cans of NOS, monster or whatever. When I left parris island the first thing I did was drink 5 cans of Rip-it, good times yo. Lot of chest pains aswell.

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>The Esskey has a kickstarter but doesn't have the hideous ape-hangers that plague the Daemon and Zombie

SOLD

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>>162511770
Name and shame pussy

>>162511853
esskey is comfiest bike

>>162511983

It's also the only bike you can get completely naked other than the PCJ 600, but with way better performance. I just wish it had an option for the exhaust to be under the seat, it would be literally perfect.

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These last couple of threads are proof the mentally disabled need euthanasia instead of government handouts to subsidize their sperging on the internet

>>162512184

>>162512184
ironic

>>162512057

Oh, and it needs a mirror delete, but that's no big deal.

>>162512184
Yourself included, you plain boild potato fuck.

why is this game so fucking blurry my eyes are literally waterfalls

>>162511347
fuck off

don't ruin jen with your shit taste

>>162512184
>a literal beta-orbiter talking about euthanizing spergs

lmao

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>>162512184
I work for my money that funds my internet sperging, Ezek.

>>162512184
>ezek
>a literal sperg that drains the resources of his government

I hope you get euthanized in the NWO

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>>162486205
>You check the thread and see this many replies to an obvious bait post

Its really not funny anymore, guys.

>>162513285
this general was always retarded

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>>162512184
>ywn euthanize ezek so he doesn't drain taxes for being a sperg
>ywn euthanize nullphaggot so he doesn't drain taxes for being a shitskin islander

:(

>>162508768
Pretty sure Crafty found someone better anyhow.

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It's sad to think that if we could ban 4 people from posting in the thread that it would improve vastly.

>>162513960
>samefagging

>>162513756
>drain taxes
>I work 40+ hrs a week
?????????

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>>162512924
>epic XD

>>162513120
Pic related

>>162513206
>>162513756
But i dont get welfare monies

>>162513976
They'd just bitch about how those players act online anyways. You'll never make anons happy.

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Where has this thread been? Oh my keks.

>>162514125
>a literal beta-orbiter replying to all posts

lmao

Just a friendly reminder to say thanks to your fav developer and buy some shark cards

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>>162514632

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>riding bikes with steven segal
this is soothing to the heart