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IT IS HERE AND IT WONT LOAD
http://www.dota2.com/700

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce
Cosmetic simulator: https://discord.gg/gxGqKkH
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com
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inb4 naga poster
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>6V6 DOTA CONFIRMED
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
DON'T BET AGAINST THE FROG

>6V6 DOTA CONFIRMED
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
DON'T BET AGAINST THE FROG

>6V6 DOTA CONFIRMED
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
DON'T BET AGAINST THE FROG

>6V6 DOTA CONFIRMED
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
DON'T BET AGAINST THE FROG

>6V6 DOTA CONFIRMED
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
DON'T BET AGAINST THE FROG

>6V6 DOTA CONFIRMED
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
DON'T BET AGAINST THE FROG

>6V6 DOTA CONFIRMED
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
DON'T BET AGAINST THE FROG
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where is this team from?
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Fuck, we crashed the site.
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WADS HABBIDING TELL MI
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12 NEW ITEMS
12 NEW ITEMS
12 NEW ITEMS
12 NEW ITEMS
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who /00:00:00/ here
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
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FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
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FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FK LA
WHERE'S MY PATCH
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WISDOM LEAKER WAS REAL HOLY FUCK
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MY LAPTOP IN FLAMES
OH GOD HELP
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>An error occurred while processing your request.

>An error occurred while processing your request.
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Reddit down
Twitch lagging out the ass
Official site down

OSfrog IceCold pls mr lizard
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OFFICIAL THREAD AUDIO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQuBrIF1dic
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its loading guys watch the video again
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holy sht its 6 v 6 now
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>YOU CAN SUNDER TOWERS

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT vHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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im triggered
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IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
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HOW MANY MILLIONS
BEFORE THEY BUY SOME FUCKING SERVERS
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>6 v 6
6 v 6
>6 v 6
6 v 6
>6 v 6
6 v 6
>6 v 6
6 v 6
>6 v 6
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>6 v 6
6 v 6
>6 v 6
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>6 v 6
6 v 6
>6 v 6
6 v 6
>6 v 6
6 v 6
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some who is already there post a pic or something, this shit won't load
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>>162451349
i laughed too hard thanks this made my day
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omg why 6vs6 is normal mode now? WTF I HATE THIS GAME NOW
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>>162451474
theres no one there
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WHERE IS IT!!!!!
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KEEP REFRESHING DON'T LET IT RECOVER
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WHERE ARE THE PATCH NOTES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>dedicated wards slot

Damn I might actually start playing again.
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6v6 only mid.... okay icefrog
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>>162451510
>>162451461
>>162451396
>>162451324
ur not fooling anybody
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4th lane
>4th lane
4th lane
>4th lane
4th lane
>4th lane
4th lane
>4th lane
4th lane
>4th lane
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>4th lane
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Fucking ddos attacks
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Recall is now a base spell on all heroes
ICEFROG THE MADMAN
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>OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
>OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
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4th lane
>4th land
4th lane
>4th land
4th lane
>4th land
4th lane
>4th land
4th lane
>4th land
4th lane
>4th land
4th lane
>4th land
4th lane
>4th land
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https://twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/807994460340649984
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>he didnt down load the test client

¿?that dumb frog literally tweeterd it u stupid FUCKSSS
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*patch 7.00 notes
>calibrated server for better load times
>blah
>blah
>blah
>blah
>blah
>sven has 2 ults now
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>greevil's greed increases passive gold gain instead of last hits

the madman
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>>162451635
?
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>DEDICATED WARD SLOTS

WHAT DID ICEFFROG MEAN BY THIS
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>>162451536

I AM DOING MY PART FELLOW SOLDIER
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Why didn't we buy more compendiums?
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Holy shit, loli Pugna hentai OVA
Thanks Valve
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>6v6 NOW FUCK THIS SHIT
6v6 NOW FUCK THIS SHIT
6v6 NOW FUCK THIS SHIT
>6v6 NOW FUCK THIS SHIT
6v6 NOW FUCK THIS SHIT
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>>162451702
>https://twitter.com/Cyborgmatt/status/807994460340649984

The madman actually did it.
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YOU HAD ONE JOB VOLVO

O N E J O B

N

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4th lane
>4th lane
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Whats our backup game when Dota is turned into League of Legends w
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>>162451738
i sure hope so tbhwyfamalam
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>Io turn rate is now 0.0
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https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Dota_Bot_Scripting
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>>162451831
League of Legends of course. Why play this cheap knockoff?
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>you can buy mmr reset whenever you want
Oh come the fuck on!
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>>162451878
7.00 is here boys

we're done
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>>162451831
overwatch
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>>162451635


Salty your not special enough to see the patch notes you fucking piece of shit little bitch
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>TF2 heroes coming to Dota2 in 2017


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH they're officially out of ideas.
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An error occurred while processing your request.

Reference #97.970af748.1481476226.26ec0b13
>An error occurred while processing your request.

Reference #97.970af748.1481476226.26ec0b13
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NS here, some inside info
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delayed
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>>162451831
hots2
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It just redirects me to blog.dota2
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IT'S GORDON FUCKING FREEMAN
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JOIN US!
twitch tv/admiralbulldog
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Patchnotes sneak peek
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>jungle officially a lane now
Really iceforg?
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>>162451965
>talents
>no ult cost on SK
lel
so they're literally removing counters from the game?
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Valve right now
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>>162452148
You have to counter the counter with your talents!
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>>162451965
>heroes of the storm
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>>162452107
kill yourself
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https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Dota_Bot_Scripting

new wiki section
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>>162451965
If this happens I will literally quit dota
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>>162452107
kys
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>>162451965
that's it?
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>>162451753
The correct term is compendia.
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>Lane creeps and neutral jungle creeps no longer attack each other.

We literally League of Legends now.
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>>162452325
Feels offlane man.
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>>162452232
defense of the ancient's shrines or rather my ancient's son
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>>162452196
>>162452259
Fuck you people,. 50k people are watching him refresh a page
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>>162452393
Iron Talon exists.
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>>162452304
Maybe if you want to sound like a nerd.
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>2017
>still no dota marijuana item
its like valve doesnt want us to 420...the fuck
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IF EVERYONE BUT ONE STOPS REFRESHING THAT ONE PERSON CAN POST THE NOTES HERE!
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Valve cucked us
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Okay, for you guys, I'll leak the patch. Don't let this leak into reddit
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>>162452510

I AM FUCKING DDOSING THIS SHIT UNTIL I GET TO SEE THE PAGE FIRST HAND MYSELF INSTEAD OF RELYING ON THE FAKE INFO HERE
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>>162452510
you're a genius. how about i keep refreshing like a madman and the rest of you wait patiently
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>WORKING
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>>162452581
WE'VE BEEN COOKED
COOKED 'EM
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IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
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>>162452584
that just a fucking bot command page
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ayy lmao
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https://twitter.com/SteamDB/status/807997359741431808https://twitter.com/SteamDB/status/807997359741431808

"Dota 7.00 "The New Journey" changes: Monkey King hero added, new HUD, new pregame, community bots and more! "
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>>162452703
fuck off
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>>162452510
Alright dude. I'm gonna keep refreshing. You guys stop now.
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https://www twitch tv/ns_vp
>TUNE IN
https://www twitch tv/ns_vp
>TUNE IN
https://www twitch tv/ns_vp
>TUNE IN
https://www twitch tv/ns_vp
>TUNE IN
https://www twitch tv/ns_vp
>TUNE IN
https://www twitch tv/ns_vp
>TUNE IN
https://www twitch tv/ns_vp
>TUNE IN
https://www twitch tv/ns_vp
>TUNE IN
https://www twitch tv/ns_vp
>TUNE IN
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>>162452743
>community bots
what's the point?
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At least the error page loads properly with the background and logo now.

We're doing it boys! Slam that F5.
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>>162452743
>>162452750
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
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>>162452743
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
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>>162452827

Something else they can use to make money
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>>162452743
>we are not affiliated with valve in any way
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Some fucking russian streamer has the patch notes and 4chan not? Guys please.
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>>162452893
thats m4stah
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>>162452981
its fucking ns u fag
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>>162452893

holy shit what a fag
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>>162452981

4CHAN BTFO
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>>162452893
More.
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>>162452981
He got them from "anonymous" user. I'm 99% sure they are fake.
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>>162452981
if u think those are real kys urself
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omg they added a luck stat and brought back gambler

brilliant its like im playing dota again
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FYI - NS does not know for sure if the patch notes he has are authentic
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>>162453054
Still a russian guy lul
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>Eye of Skadi no longer a Unique Attack Modifer
yeah, fake as fuck
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Why doesn't this fuck paste bin it.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>162453173
oh noes my eor of skodi
fuck off fag
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>>162453224
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>162453203
free views
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>>162453002
no it isn't you idiot
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>>162453203
>enchanted mangoes on sale for 150g
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>>162453235
you're actually autistic :)
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https://www.cybersport.ru/news/patch-7-00-stal-dostupen-na-testovom-servere
https://www.cybersport.ru/news/patch-7-00-stal-dostupen-na-testovom-servere
https://www.cybersport.ru/news/patch-7-00-stal-dostupen-na-testovom-servere
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>HERO TALENTS WAS REAL
HERO TALENTS
>HERO TALENTS WAS REAL
HERO TALENTS
>HERO TALENTS WAS REAL
HERO TALENTS
>HERO TALENTS WAS REAL
HERO TALENTS
>HERO TALENTS WAS REAL
HERO TALENTS
>HERO TALENTS WAS REAL
HERO TALENTS
>HERO TALENTS WAS REAL
HERO TALENTS
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>HEART OF TARRASQUE
>7% REGEN
>HEART OF TARRASQUE
>7% REGEN
>HEART OF TARRASQUE
>7% REGEN
>HEART OF TARRASQUE
>7% REGEN
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>>162453339
>ru
Ain't clickin.
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It's almost 2017 and Valve can't host a fucking website REEEEE
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>>162453339
That shit ain't real man
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HotD REWORKED
CLAN_IRAQ BTFO
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>>162453203
Here

http://pastebin.com/aHU14XuM
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>>162453339
>.ru
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>>162452802
Kill you are self
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www.dota2.com/TheNewJourney

This worked for me
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>>162453339
>powerup rune
>fixed glyph not affecting effigy buildings
fake as fuck
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WANT TO PLAY ME HUH, DOTARDS?
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>>162453509
you're gay
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>>162453339
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>>162453509
Thank you!
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>>162453574
fucking no lol
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>>162453574
fuck you nigger
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IT'S ACTUALLY UP

IT'S UP RIGHT NOW

DON't BELIEVE ME? CHECK YOURSELF
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>>162453509
if this is real i'm actually quitting dota forever.
haven't even played since august but talents are the absolute worst idea ever.
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>half an hour
>site still down

dotard
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Who else saw this shit coming
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VOOOOOOOOOLVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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JUST WANNA READ ABOUT VIDEOGAMES

EVERYTHING ELSE IS REALLY LAME
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end me
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WHY ISNT THIUS SHIT IN DEV FORUM
>WHY ISNT THIUS SHIT IN DEV FORUM

WHY ISNT THIUS SHIT IN DEV FORUM
>WHY ISNT THIUS SHIT IN DEV FORUM

WHY ISNT THIUS SHIT IN DEV FORUM
>WHY ISNT THIUS SHIT IN DEV FORUM
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Every refresh a new error
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is the hero talent tree real
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>>162453682
everyone. doesn't stop us from desperately hitting F5
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>>162451146
where is our naga poster?
>valve employee confirmed..
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>>162453704
TRUUUUUCCCKKKKSSS
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>>162453672
it isn't. :)
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>cold feet cannot be cast on a target already affected by cold feet
I'm sorry but this accute asshurt blew the whole thing.
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Anyone think talents would be good addition to dota?
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>>162453672
Post screenshots faggot.
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>>162453509
This is so fake.
Fucking sniper's ult being changed like that as fucking if.
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>>162453698
Post more of her!
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f5
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>>162453672
503 bitch nigga
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THEY ARE LITERALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE TO GET MORE MEDIA COVERAGE

>VALVE FUCKED UP THE RELEASE OF THE NEW UPCOMING DOTA PATCH TM

O LOOK FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT

>VALVE FUCKED UP THE NEW UPCOMING DOTA 2 PATCH TM

TWITCH STREAMERS GO TO THE SITE

>VALVE FUCKED UP
>STREAMERS GET MORE VIEWERS BECAUSE EVERYONE START TO TELLING EVERYONE

THIS IS ON PURPOSE

HOW CAN A COMPANY BE SO JEWISH
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>>162453757
I do
might be great
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PAtch.
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>You can have sex ingame now
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>>162453757
If you choose them on the fly during a game, fine. If you have to choose them beforehand, fuck them.
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>>162453698
PLEASE BE FAKE PLEASE BE FAKE NO TALETNS PELASE BE FAKE HELPPP
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I don't understand why I still fucking play this game, honestly. So many fucking retarded assholes, I fucking swear.

>decide to win a game, pick PL
>game decides to crash on me, restart, asshole team doesn't pause for me
>laned with kotl against abbadon and techies
>kotl never fucking comes with me to kill abbadon
>doesn't ward to stop techies mines
>enigma never ganks from the jungle to support his carry
>enigma buys a fucking midas because he thinks he can carry
>kotl with a fucking mjolnir instead of wards
>useless as shit ET and earth spirit
>enigma thinks silencer ult goes through bkb
>he doesn't realize you can just bkb before he silences and get the full black hole off
>still doesn't build a bkb, never gets a black hole off
>team doesn't buy me the time or space I need to carry

I need to fucking take a break from this forced 50% win garbage. This is absolute horseshit how I get paired with shitty 3k players in 3k bracket when I know I'm at least a 5k player.

Does anyone know any reliable MMR boosters? I think I might buy a boost to 6k...
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WHO ELSE QUITING DOTA IF THE TALENT SHIT IS TRUE?
>>
THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.
>THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.

THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.
>THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.

THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.
>THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.

THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.
>THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.
>>
>Doom:
>Level 15: +6 Armor

what did they mean by this?
>>
>Bulldog reading the fake patch notes
wew
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03,8)/?@8^@^#&'&@',7#,@&8';6#;6#&-?#^8@^83^#^@^-7;#5;#&@&#8&'&#7#;"^3&3&'7&#8,@8@,?@&
>>
GUYS

this is actually real
>>
Whatev man, I'm going to grab some grub.
See ya.
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>>162453810
>>
>>162453825
>blogging during patch notes
>>
>>162453757
yes, skill cap is much much higher now
>>
>>162453825
>BLOGGING WHILE DDOSSPORTS ARE ON
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>>162453453
Oddo you useless dotard go back to play ToS. Anta is missing you.
>>
IT'S BEEN
33
DAMN
FUCK
MINUTES
>>
>>162453757
drafting is literally the point of the entire game?
>>
This kills the hype.

Fuck you, Valve, for forcing people to scrap patch notes from a fucking pastebin.
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STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

>STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

>STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

>STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

>STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

>STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

>STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES

>STOP POSTING FAKE RUSSIAN NOTES
>>
>>162453825
>pick shit
>play shit
>blog about it on fucking d2g during hype time

I remember when I was like you. Just stop playing
>>
I'm gonna go eat. Back in fifteen minutes when this is over.
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>>162453810
>lane carry keeps raping me instead of CS'ing because I wanted to play CM
s-stupid!!!
>>
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>>162453742
>>162453773
>>162453786

ayy xd xDD
>>
Templar Assassin
>TA now grows a penis that gets larger with every kill she gets
>>
>>162453698
If these are real does that mean there are no changes other than hero tweaks? What a fucking joke.
>>
>>162453825
>He censored his own score

Confirmed for shitter who can't last hit
>>
ATLEAST SEND THE FUCKING TEST UPDATE ALREADY
>>
>>162453825
Must be bait. Too stupid not to be
>>
>>162453825
LOL THIS FUCKING RETARD
>>
>>162453817
THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.
>THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.

>>162453851
THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.
>THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.

>>162453913

THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.
>THE PASTEBIN IS FROM NS AND LEGIT.
>>
RUPTURE NOW STUNS ONCE YOU RUN OUT OF HP HOLY SHIT

GG
>>
>>162453913
Would a slav really put in so much effort?
>>
DEAD
>>
>IRON TALON
>24/7 DAMAGE
>JUNGLING 24/7 NOW

Nice meme aside, it works on roshan now, so Ursa level 1 rosh then jungle?
>>
>>162453825
is this a repost or something?
thats the old end game screen
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>>162453825
>>decide to win a game, pick PL
>>
THIS IS ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL HOLY FUCK
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>35 minutes
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>>162453930
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL I JUST CHECKED
>>
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>>162453810
>tfw i hated moe anime girls but 4chan made me into a huge weeb
>>
I GOT THE TEST CLIENT FOR A FUCKING REASON YOU JEWS
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>people actually believed that Valve will deliver on time
Do not forget to buy more hats goy.
>>
>>162453952
OH YEAH NS THE GREAT CONFIRMED OF HAVING 100% LEGIT LEAKS YES YES
>>
LITERALLY NO, ITS NOT. WAIT FOR IT. CHILL!!!
>>
>>162453913
VP org have been leaking stuff for years tho
>>
>>162453930
IT'S LEGIT
>>
IT'S BACK

REFRESH AND SEE
>>
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>>
the fake pastebin is written by someone with 2k mmr
>>
Have you guys seen this yet?

https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Dota_Bot_Scripting
https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Dota_Bot_Scripting
https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Dota_Bot_Scripting
>>
WEBSITE IS UP
>>
Abaddon:

Mist Coil cast point reduced from 0.35 to 0.25
Mist Coil now has a fast projectileHas 2000 speed.
Aphotic Shield cast point reduced from 0.452 to 0.4
Level 10: +25 Damage OR +15% XP Gain
Level 15: +5 Armor OR +200 Mana
Level 20: +25 Movement Speed OR 15% Cooldown Reduction
Level 25: +25 Strength OR +200 Shield HP

Alchemist:

Greevil's Greed Bounty Rune multiplier rescaled from 3/4/5/6x to a constant 2x
Level 10: +20 Damage OR +4 Armor
Level 15: +15 Movement Speed OR +6 All Stats
Level 20: +30 Attack Speed OR +300 Health
Level 25: 30% Lifesteal OR -4 Acid Spray Armor

Ancient Apparition:

Cold Feet cannot target a unit already affected by Cold Feet.
Level 10: +60 Gold/Min OR +8% Spell Amplification
Level 15: +15 Intelligence OR +25 Health Regen
Level 20: +35 Movement Speed OR -30s Respawn Time
Level 25: +80 Chilling Touch Damage OR 3 Charges of Cold Feet

Anti-Mage:Scepter Added

Added a Scepter for Anti-Mage. Causes Spell Shield to passively block and reflect a targeted spell once every 12 seconds. Disabled with Break.
Level 10: +6 Strength OR +20 Damage
Level 15: +20 Attack Speed OR +250 HP
Level 20: 15% Evasion OR +10 All Stats
Level 25: -2s Blink Cooldown OR +25 Agility

Arc Warden:Added to Captains Mode

Added to Captains Mode
Spark Wraith vision type changed from flying to ground
Flux cast range reduced from 600/700/800/900 to 500/600/700/800
Tempest Double no longer copies consumables (includes Bottle)
Tempest Double cooldown increased from 40/35/30 to 60/50/40
Tempest Double gold/XP bounty increased from 160 to 180
Tempest Double now decrements its BKB charges when it uses it
Level 10: +125 Health OR +25 Attack Speed
Level 15: +30 Damage OR +8 Strength
Level 20: 10% Cooldown Reduction OR +100 Attack Range
Level 25: 30% Lifesteal OR +175 Spark Wraith Damage

Axe:

Level 10: +6 Strength OR +3 Mana Regen
Level 15: +75 Damage OR +250 Health
Level 20: +25 Health Regen OR +30 Movement Speed
Level 25: +100 Battle Hunger DPS OR +15 Armor
>>
>>162453913
some stuffs in that paste are actually brilliant, IceFrog tier actually
>>
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>Nature's Guise is now a passive ability. Whenever you are within 265 range of a tree for 6/5/4/3 seconds (without attacking), you gain invisibility and 16/22/28/34% movement speed bonus. When you attack out of invisibility, you bash the target for 1/1.4/1.8/2.2 seconds. Distance-to-tree check still has a 0.75 grace period before invisibility is removed. Your attack out of invisibility cannot miss. You can cast while invisible.

HAHAHAHAHA
>>
THERE IS NO PATCH VALVE JUST ORCHESTRATED A DDOS SO THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO SHOW A PATCH
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wtf man
fuck shit this
>>
>>162454082
yeah
more bots shitting up the servers
cant wait for 5v5 bot matches
>>
ThATS DOTA IMBA PATCHNOTES NOOB
>>
>>162454089
stop.
>>
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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
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>/d2g/ right now
>/r/dota2 right now
>steam dota discussion right now
>playdota right now
>the entire fucking community right now
>>
The talent tree thing is absolutely ridiculous
I refuse to believe it until the website is up
However
If it is real
I can't fucking wait
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>>162454089
DEAD FUCKING GAME

THE MADMEN ACTUALLY KILLED DOTA

DEAD FUCKING GAME

THE MADMEN ACTUALLY KILLED DOTA

DEAD FUCKING GAME

THE MADMEN ACTUALLY KILLED DOTA

DEAD FUCKING GAME

THE MADMEN ACTUALLY KILLED DOTA

DEAD FUCKING GAME

THE MADMEN ACTUALLY KILLED DOTA

DEAD FUCKING GAME

THE MADMEN ACTUALLY KILLED DOTA

DEAD FUCKING GAME

THE MADMEN ACTUALLY KILLED DOTA
>>
>>162454102
THE TREE RAPE MAN
>>
>>162453970
They did for America's election.
>>
>pocket riki
>>
40 MINUTES LATE
>>
>>162453810
>Report CM for having sex instead of warding
>>
>>162454089
just post the pastebin jesus
>>
>>162454089
Look at riki aghs you retards. It's obviously fake
>>
>>162454158
haha politics I love that shit :D
>>
>pocket riki aghs
okay
funs over
confirmed fake and meme
>>
>>162454089

Bloodseeker:

Thirst now lingers for 2 seconds after a target dies.
Level 10: +5 Armor OR +25 Damage
Level 15: +30 Attack Speed OR +250 Health
Level 20: -30s Respawn Time OR +10 All Stats
Level 25: -7s Bloodrite Cooldown OR 30% Lifesteal

Bounty Hunter:Scepter Added

Added Scepter to Bounty Hunter. Allows Shuriken Toss to bounce twice on each hero (bounces on everyone once, then bounces through each one again)
Level 10: +175 Health OR +15% XP Gain
Level 15: +40 Attack Speed OR +15 Movement Speed
Level 20: +10% Spell Amplification OR +100 Damage
Level 25: 20% Evasion OR -5s Jinada Cooldown

Brewmaster:

Earth Brewling's Demolish increased from 150% to 300%
Storm Brewling's Dispel magic damage to summons increased from 850 to 1000
Drunken Haze is now a proper projectile (1600 speed).
Drunken Haze cast point reduced from 0.4 to 0.3
Drunken Haze no longer has different durations for heroes and creeps.
Drunken Haze no longer has a 200 radius.
Drunken Haze slow rescaled from 14/18/22/26% to 10/20/30/40%
Drunken Haze miss chance rescaled from 45/55/65/75% to 70%
Drunken Haze duration reduced from 8 to 4
Drunken Haze mana cost reduced from 50 to 25
Level 10: +25 Attack Speed OR +3 Mana Regen
Level 15: +20 Movement Speed OR +10% Magic Resistance
Level 20: -30s Respawn Time OR +20 Strength
Level 25: +14 Primal Split Unit Armor OR +75 Damage

Bristleback:

Warpath Max Stacks rescaled from 5/6/7 to 5/7/9
Quill Spray now deals damage as it quickly expands outwards.At 2400 speed.
Level 10: +7 Strength OR +2 Mana Regen
Level 15: +20 Movement Speed OR +200 Health
Level 20: +45 Attack Speed OR -30s Respawn Time
Level 25: +25 Health Regen OR +4 Max Goo Stacks


Broodmother:

Insatiable Hunger lifesteal rescaled from 60/80/100 to 60/90/120
Insatiable Hunger is no longer dispellable.
Level 10: +10 Agility OR +15% XP Gain
Level 15: 20% Cooldown Reduction OR +7 Armor
Level 20: +300 Health OR +50 Attack Speed
Level 25: +8 Max Webs OR +200 Spiderlings Health
>>
>LITERAL POCKET RIKI
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU FAGS
>LITERAL POCKET RIKI
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU FAGS
>>
POST OMNIKNIGHT BUFFS
>>
>OR -35 Respawn Time
>>
>>162453952
>Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases ultimate duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration.

Fake and gay
>>
>>162454207
can you fucking stop posting the fake notes, thx
>>
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How much longer do i give it before I go to bed?
It's nearly 5am.
>>
GUYS I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS

OPEN UP YOUR COMMAND BROWSER

TIPE "ping dota2.com -t"

IF WE ALL DO THAT
VALVE SERVERS WILL FIX THEMSELVES
>>
>>162453757
I enjoy the talent system in HotS, I genuinely think it would be good for dota.
>>
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>Greevil's Greed Bounty Rune multiplier rescaled from 3/4/5/6x to a constant 2x

>Greevil's Greed Bounty Rune multiplier rescaled from 3/4/5/6x to a constant 2x

>Greevil's Greed Bounty Rune multiplier rescaled from 3/4/5/6x to a constant 2x

>Greevil's Greed Bounty Rune multiplier rescaled from 3/4/5/6x to a constant 2x

>Greevil's Greed Bounty Rune multiplier rescaled from 3/4/5/6x to a constant 2x

>Greevil's Greed Bounty Rune multiplier rescaled from 3/4/5/6x to a constant 2x
>>
This thread is going so fast nobody will notice I am adelaide
>>
>there are shit like free 120gpm in the "notes"
>people believe this is real
you guys are fucking retarded kek
>>
>>162454207
FUCK OFF
>>
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i'm gonna just post lewd pictures while i wait
>>
>Heroes inherently having the ability to reduce their respawn time that aren't Meepo
Not even Icefraud would be this fucking dumb right
>>
>>162454202
>>162454208
With that and Naix aghs we're getting closer to our first 5 hero bomb
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>>162454208
THIS I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW RETARDED YOU IDIOTS ARE
>>
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AHHHHH
>>
Riki' aghanim is not pocket riki, it is similar to Luna's aghanim
>>
THIS FAKE PATCH NOTE IS WUKONG TRICKING US LIKE JINX FROM LOL WHO FUCKED WITH THEIR SITE ON HER RELEASE SCREENSHOT THIS
>>
I'VE STOPPED REFRESHING THE SHITE

*DOING MY PART*

I'VE STOPPED REFRESHING THE SHITE

*DOING MY PART*

I'VE STOPPED REFRESHING THE SHITE

*DOING MY PART*

I'VE STOPPED REFRESHING THE SHITE

*DOING MY PART*

I'VE STOPPED REFRESHING THE SHITE

*DOING MY PART*
>>
>>162454207
>Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases ultimate duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration.
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT YOU RETARD

STOP POSTING THIS SHIT YOU RETARD

STOP POSTING THIS SHIT YOU RETARD

STOP POSTING THIS SHIT YOU RETARD
>>
>>162454207
Centaur Warrunner:

Level 10: +30 Damage OR +2 Mana Regen
Level 15: 10% Evasion OR +10% Magic Resistance
Level 20: +10% Spell Amplification OR +15 Strength
Level 25: +1s Hoof Stomp Duration OR Gains Return Aura

Chaos Knight:Scepter Added

Reality Rift now applies a -3/4/5/6 armor debuff on the target instead of dealing bonus damage.
Chaos Strike no longer applies a -5 armor debuff.
Chaos Strike crit chance increased from 10 to 12%
Chaos Strike now lifesteals for 50% when it crits. Illusions benefit from this as well.
Added Scepter. Reduces cooldown by 20 seconds and allows Phantoms to be cast on an allied hero. 1200 Cast Range
Level 10: +15 Attack Speed OR +7 Intelligence
Level 15: +15 Movement Speed OR +10 Strength
Level 20: +120 Gold/Min OR +12 All Stats
Level 25: Reality Rift Pierces Spell Immunity OR 20% Cooldown Reduction

Chen:

Penitence slow and amp increased from 15/20/25/30% to 18/24/30/36%
Added overhead for the damage dealt with Test of Faith
Level 10: +15 Movement Speed OR +125 Cast Range
Level 15: +200 Health OR +25% Spell Amplification
Level 20: +90 Gold/Min OR -40s Respawn Time
Level 25: +2 Holy Persuasion Max Count OR +200 Hand of God Heal

Clinkz:

Death Pact cooldown rescaled from 45/35/25 to 45/30/15
Level 10: +10 Intelligence OR +10% Magic Resistance
Level 15: +12 Strength OR +30 Searing Arrows Damage
Level 20: 20% Evasion OR +10 All Stats
Level 25: +70 Strafe Attack Speed OR +125 Attack Range

Clockwerk:

Level 10: +4 Armor OR +200 Mana
Level 15: +40 Damage OR +15 Movement Speed
Level 20: -25s Respawn Time OR +12% Magic Resistance
Level 25: +10s Battery Assault Duration OR +400 Health
>>
>>162453757
they had to make levels after 16 valuable in one way or the other. thats one way of doing it
>>
Sam @BuLbaDotA_ 1m1 minute ago

Bruno vouched this was real http://pastebin.com/aHU14XuM
>>
its up for me in eu

not sure why its down for you guys.

slark changes are pretty good
>>
>>162454287
Holy fuck she's beautiful
>>
>>162454207
IS THIS LEGIT?
>IS THIS LEGIT?

IS THIS LEGIT?
>IS THIS LEGIT?

IS THIS LEGIT?
>IS THIS LEGIT?

IS THIS LEGIT?
>IS THIS LEGIT?

IS THIS LEGIT?
>IS THIS LEGIT?

IS THIS LEGIT?
>IS THIS LEGIT?
>>
>>162454330

I'M NOT

LET IT BURN

I'M NOT

LET IT BURN

I'M NOT

LET IT BURN

I'M NOT

LET IT BURN

I'M NOT

LET IT BURN

I'M NOT

LET IT BURN
>>
>>162454259
>trying to DDoS server with ICMP
Good luck.
>>
>>162454347
>http://pastebin.com/aHU14XuM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>162454369
NO
>>
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>half of the talents are downright inferior to the other option
>>
>Returned Shop Keeper's quiz
>>
>>162454360
post a screenshot you fat fag nigger if you're so great
>>
alright dota is dead

what do we do now lads
>>
AHHHHHH
ITS
REAL
>>
>insane powerspike every 5 levels
no thanks
>>
REMINDER VALVE IS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

FOR FREE PR

LITERALLY THE JEWEST
>>
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>>162454287
>>
>>162454334
>ping dota2.com -
Crystal Maiden:Scepter Reworked

Reworked Crystal Maiden Scepter. Now applies Frost Bite to any unit that has been standing in the Freezing Field for over 2.5 seconds. An enemy can only be affected once.
Level 10: +15% Magic Resistance OR +50 Damage
Level 15: +125 Cast Range OR +200 Health
Level 20: +120 Gold/Min OR -35s Respawn Time
Level 25: +1.5s Frostbite Duration OR +200 Crystal Nova Damage

Dark Seer:

Wall of Replica no longer deals damage when heroes walk through it.
Wall of Replica now applies a 1-second 75% slow to units that cross and proc the wall.
Level 10: 12% Evasion OR +100 Cast Range
Level 15: +90 Damage OR +14 Health Regen
Level 20: +12 Strength OR +25 Intelligence
Level 25: 12% Cooldown Reduction OR +70 Ion Shell Damage

Dazzle:

Multiple instances of Poison Touch stack.
Level 10: +10 Intelligence OR +125 Health
Level 15: +100 Cast Range OR +40 Damage
Level 20: +25 Movement Speed OR -30s Respawn Time
Level 25: -6s Poison Touch Cooldown OR +60 Shadow Wave Heal

Death Prophet:

Level 10: +4% Spell Amplification OR +6 Strength
Level 15: +8% Magic Resistance OR +75 Cast Range
Level 20: 10% Cooldown Reduction OR +25 Movement Speed
Level 25: +400 Health OR +6 Exorcism Spirits

Disruptor:

Level 10: +100 Cast Range OR +60 Gold/Min
Level 15: +200 Health OR -30s Respawn Time
Level 20: 15% Cooldown Reduction OR +10% Spell Amplification
Level 25: +30% Magic Resistance OR +4 Thunder Strike Hits
>>
>SERVER STILL FUCKING DOWN
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT
FUCKING GARBAGE GAME
>>
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>>162454347
BULBA IS A LYING PIECE OF SHIT

BRUNO WOULD PUT OUT A REAL TWEET SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>
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https://twitter.com/BuLbaDotA_/status/808002916057546752

https://twitter.com/BuLbaDotA_/status/808002916057546752

https://twitter.com/BuLbaDotA_/status/808002916057546752
>>
ALL THIS HYPE
ALL THIS COUNTDOWN
PEOPLE ARE NOW SCRAPING PATCHNOTES FROM A FUCKING PASTEBIN
>>
https://twitter.com/BuLbaDotA_/status/808002916057546752

ITS REAL

https://twitter.com/BuLbaDotA_/status/808002916057546752

ITS REAL

https://twitter.com/BuLbaDotA_/status/808002916057546752

ITS REAL
>>
>>162454347
https://twitter.com/BuLbaDotA_/status/808002916057546752

OH FUCK
>>
>>162454394
BUT IT LOOKS LEGIT
>>
>>162454398
Just like HOTS.
>>
>BULBA AND BRUNO CONFIRMED TALENTS
BULBA AND BRUNO CONFIRMED TALENTS
>BULBA AND BRUNO CONFIRMED TALENTS
BULBA AND BRUNO CONFIRMED TALENTS
>BULBA AND BRUNO CONFIRMED TALENTS
BULBA AND BRUNO CONFIRMED TALENTS
>BULBA AND BRUNO CONFIRMED TALENTS
BULBA AND BRUNO CONFIRMED TALENTS
>>
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>doubting slav paste
>>
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>>
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please tell me the shit bulldog is reading is fake
>>
>>162454496
no mention of monkey king or new items, fake as fuck
>>
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I kinda like the idea but there are way too many buffs and the buffs are way too strong too. This game is just going to be a clusterfuck. They should have left it at level 15 and level 25 only.
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>yfw its real
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>>162454448

Doom:

Infernal Blade mini-stun increased from 0.3 to 0.4 seconds
Level 10: +150 Health OR +8 Intelligence
Level 15: +15 Movement Speed OR +6 Armor
Level 20: +50 Damage OR +20 Health Regen
Level 25: +2% Infernal Blade Damage OR Devour Can Target Ancients

Dragon Knight:

Elder Dragon Form Corrosive Breath now affects the splashed targets.
Dragon Tail is now a fast projectile while in Dragon Form.
Level 10: +6 Strength OR +20 Attack Speed
Level 15: +25% XP Gain OR +40 Damage
Level 20: +120 Gold/Min OR +300 Health
Level 25: 2x Dragon Blood Regen/Armor OR +50 Movement Speed

Drow Ranger:

Movement Speed reduced by 10
Level 10: +15 Movement Speed OR +5 All Stats
Level 15: +175 Health OR +20 Attack Speed
Level 20: +6% Precision Aura Damage OR +14 Strength
Level 25: +350 Gust Distance/Knockback OR +25 Marksmanship Agility

Earth Spirit:

Magnetize debuff now has an overhead counter (similar to Replicate).
Level 10: +10 Intelligence OR +4 Armor
Level 15: +15% Magic Resistance OR +90 Gold/Min
Level 20: +15% Spell Amplification OR +300 Health
Level 25: +300 Rolling Boulder Damage OR -35s Respawn Time

Earthshaker:

Level 10: +250 Mana OR +8 Strength
Level 15: +20 Movement Speed OR +50 Damage
Level 20: +10% Spell Amplification OR -35s Respawn Time
Level 25: +500 Health OR -2s Enchant Totem Cooldown
>>
literally believing indian who never achieved anything which is bulba.
if the pastebin is fucking real im done with doshit2
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>>162454479


NO WAY

NO
O

WAY
A
Y
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>>162454532
the shit bulldog is reading is fake
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>Bulba trolling reddit and twitch for calling lulba
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Slark:Scepter Added

Added Scepter to Slark. Reduces ultimate cooldown from 60 to 30 and causes Shadow Dance active to be a 325 AoE, hiding allied heroes underneath it.
Level 10: 10% Life Steal OR +15 Damage
Level 15: +15 Agility OR +10 Strength
Level 20: +250 Health OR +25 Attack Speed
Level 25: +3s Pounce Leash OR +12 All Stats

:^)
>>
>le bruno and bulb tough confirmed lol!
i hope you cucks are shitposting
theyre just memeing you
>>
PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US, BRUNO
>PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US,BURNO
PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US, BRUNO
>PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US,BURNO
PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US, BRUNO
>PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US,BURNO
PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US, BRUNO
>PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US,BURNO
PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US, BRUNO
>PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US,BURNO
PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US, BRUNO
>PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US,BURNO
PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US, BRUNO
>PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US,BURNOPLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US, BRUNO
>PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US,BURNO
PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US, BRUNO
>PLEASE BE FUCKING WITH US,BURNO
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>VALVE IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING
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>>162454443
>>
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp

http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp

http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
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>>162454549
>kinda like the idea
You're a fucking retard
>>
I don't think I've been memed this hard in my life
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>>162454476
>>162454479
>>162454490
DELETE THIS SAM
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>>162454017
Well at least you admitted that most people who hate anime on 4chan are not from 4chan.
>>
>PUDGE TALENT SKILLS ARE HUGE BUFF

HAHAHA PREPARE TO GET BTFO EVEN MORE
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It's fake no Monkey King or Wisdom
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>trusting LULba
new as fuck in here
>>
>trusting bulba the team and meme assassin
>>
>>162454287
that's not lewd.
>>
>>162454513
what show is this
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http://pastebin.com/xCw5skX9
http://pastebin.com/42AL5C3N
http://pastebin.com/aHU14XuM

Do you really doubt these? Or are you just unwilling to admit we HOTS now?
>>
reminder that right now is your day to play dota 2
>>
who could POSSIBLY imagine bruno or bulba ever memeing?
they are well known for never joking
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>>162454556
I love chaos. Nobody knows what's happening and everybody is just guessing
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>>162454490
>>162454479
>>162454476
If this is real I think I'll just leave dota for good.
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>>162454541
HE HASN'T REACHED M YET
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I'd honestly cry if this talent thing is real.
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just wanted to leave this out
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>>
>>162454516
>>162454598

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS ONE MIGHT BE REAL
>>
it's real mates
>>
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
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>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
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>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
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>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
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>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
>http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
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>>162454560
ET:

Astral Spirit attack damage per hero increased from 10/20/30/40 to 12/24/36/48
Natural Order Armor reduction aura is centered around the hero, and the magical reduction aura is centered around the spirit.
- Note: When the spirit is inside your hero, both auras are centered around your hero.
Natural Order now removes 40/60/80/100% of the base magic resistance, rather than a fixed amount.Primarily impacts heroes with non-standard base magic resistances.
Natural Order aura increased from 275 to 325
Level 10: -20s Respawn Time OR +10 Strength
Level 15: +275 Health OR +25% XP Gain
Level 20: +12% Magic Resistance OR +50 Attack Speed
Level 25: +15 Armor OR +80 Astral Spirit Hero Attack

Ember:

Activate Fire Remnant damage rescaled from 100/150/200 to 100/200/300
Slight of Fist now places Ember Spirit in front of the target (from the direction of his casting location), rather than randomly around the hero.Previously resulted in random areas of distribution for cleave.
Level 10: +15% Spell Amplification OR +20 Damage
Level 15: +20 Movement Speed OR +6 All Stats
Level 20: +8 Armor OR 15% Cooldown Reduction [Note: Affects remnant charges]
Level 25: +500 Flame Guard Absorption OR +2s Searing Chains

Enchantress:

Level 10: +5 All Stats OR +15 Movement Speed
Level 15: +8s Nature's Attendants Duration OR +40 Damage
Level 20: +12% Magic Resistance OR -25s Respawn Time
Level 25: +10 Nature's Attendants Wisps OR +25 Intelligence

Enigma:

Eidolon movement speed increased from 260/280/300/320 to 280/300/320/340
Black Hole now slowly rotates enemy units as it pulls them into the center.
Level 10: +20 Movement Speed OR +12% Magic Resistance
Level 15: 15% Cooldown Reduction OR +120 Gold/Min
Level 20: +300 Health OR -30s Respawn Time
Level 25: +8 Demonic Conversion Eidolons OR +12 Armor

FV

Level 10: +15 Attack Speed OR +5 Strength
Level 15: +7 Armor OR+25 Damage
Level 20: +300 Health OR +120 Gold/Min
Level 25: +600 Timewalk Cast Range OR 20% Evasion
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Are we getting seasons / divisions or ranked with boosted accounts remains untouched?
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http://pastebin.com/raw/qPWrMdYp
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>>162454490
Can you fucking retards not scroll down on the tweet and see him saying that it's not real and that he's joking?
>>
Riki:Scepter Added

Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases ultimate duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration. The radius that you attack in follows the allied hero. 1000 Cast Range.
Level 10: +15 Movement Speed OR +150 Health
Level 15: +10 Agility OR +20% XP Gain
Level 20: +250 Cast Range OR +8 All Stats
Level 25: +0.4 Backstab Multiplier OR -4s Smokescreen Cooldown

>Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases ultimate duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration. The radius that you attack in follows the allied

>Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration.

welp gg guys
>>
>>162454643
I think they are so uninspired that they have to be fake. Talents seem plausible but not shit like LMAO RESPAWN TIMER, +shitty ability that seems pointless
>>
POST END IN 5 DECIDE WHAT DO I PLAY NOW THAT DOTA IS DEAD
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>>162454402
k one sec
>>
What a fucking car crash every time
>>
>>162454516
WTF IS THIS
>>
>>162454643
>http://pastebin.com/aHU14XuM
>get 150 extra gold per minute for free
hmm i wonder
>>
>>162454643
>42k views
shit
>>
>>162454560
>>162454448
>>162454334
>>162454207
>>162454089
kill yourself.
>>
REMINDER THAT SUN WUKONG IS A TRICKSTER AND IS ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING WITH US
>REMINDER THAT SUN WUKONG IS A TRICKSTER AND IS ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING WITH US
>REMINDER THAT SUN WUKONG IS A TRICKSTER AND IS ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING WITH US
REMINDER THAT SUN WUKONG IS A TRICKSTER AND IS ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING WITH US
REMINDER THAT SUN WUKONG IS A TRICKSTER AND IS ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING WITH US
>REMINDER THAT SUN WUKONG IS A TRICKSTER AND IS ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING WITH US
REMINDER THAT SUN WUKONG IS A TRICKSTER AND IS ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING WITH US
>REMINDER THAT SUN WUKONG IS A TRICKSTER AND IS ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING WITH US
REMINDER THAT SUN WUKONG IS A TRICKSTER AND IS ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING WITH US
>>
it's not real mates
>>
>the retard that spent hours on these fake notes forgot about monkey king
guess they don't call you dotards for nothing
>>
>>162454643
If we were HOTS Valve would've rented AWS for dynamic capacity scaling like Blizzard does instead of having their services kneel under pressure like it's 2005.
>>
How could these be the real patchnotes if they don't even mention Monkey King
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More relevant than ever
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>>162454593
>>
>>162454672
according to whom?
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>>162454715
Overwatch
>>
>>162454668
to the doubters.
vouched real by bruno a.k.a icefrog.
https://twitter.com/BuLbaDotA_/status/808002916057546752
>>
>>162454687
Gyrocopter:

Scepter attack interval from 1.2 to 1.1
Homing Missile now has low attack priority.Creeps already do 0 damage to it.
Level 10: +6% Spell Amplification OR +150 Health
Level 15: +10% Magic Resistance OR +30 Damage
Level 20: +25 Movement Speed OR 20% Cooldown Reduction
Level 25: +3 Homing Missile Charges OR +4 Flak Cannon Attacks

Huskar:

Level 10: +150 Health OR +15 Movement Speed
Level 15: +30 Damage OR 15% Lifesteal
Level 20: +15 Strength OR +40 Attack Speed
Level 25: +100 Attack Range OR +400 Life Break Cast Range

Invoker:

EMP damage changed from Pure to Magical
EMP damage per mana burned increased from 50% to 60%
Invoke is no longer an upgradeable ability.
Invoke cooldown rescaled from 22/17/12/5 to 6
Invoke mana cost rescaled from 20/40/60/80 to 60
Invoke no longer consumes mana when only slot positions are updated.
Invoke Scepter cooldown rescaled from 16/8/4/2 to 2
Invoker no longer has a +6 Attribute Bonus ability at level 25.
Deafening Blast is no longer automatically upgraded when Reagents are level 7.
Forged Spirits no longer spawn multiple when Quas/Exort are level 4.
Invoker no longer gains passive attributes when leveling Reagents.
Active Exort instances damage bonus increased from 3/6/9/12/.. to 4/8/12/16/..
Active Quas instances HP regen increased from 1/2/3/4/.. to 1.5/3/4.5/6/..
Level 10: +15 Damage OR +125 Health
Level 15: +1 Forged Spirit Summoned OR +20% XP Gain
Level 20: +7 All Stats OR +35 Attack Speed
Level 25: AoE Deafening Blast OR -15s Tornado Cooldown

Io:

Level 10: +10% Magic Resistance OR +6 Armor
Level 15: +10 Mana Regen OR +10 Strength
Level 20: +20 Health Regen OR +120 Gold/Min
Level 25: +150 Spirits Damage OR -40s Respawn Time
>>
>TALENTS HYPE
TALENTS HYPE
>TALENTS HYPE
TALENTS HYPE
>TALENTS HYPE
TALENTS HYPE
>TALENTS HYPE
TALENTS HYPE
>TALENTS HYPE
TALENTS HYPE
>TALENTS HYPE
TALENTS HYPE
>TALENTS HYPE
TALENTS HYPE
>TALENTS HYPE
TALENTS HYPE
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>162454516
T H I S
H
I
S
>>
>* Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties. Provides 5 + Level Gold/XP (so a level 5 illusion gives 10 gold/xp bounty)

PL IS FUCKING DEADER THAN DEAD

F
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>>162454705
>Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration.
i hope for porn of this
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>>162454715
Mechwarrior Living Legends
>>
>Game turns to shit
>I'm finally free
PLEASE GOD MAKE IT SO
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I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>I WON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING UNITL I SEE IT ONE THE WEBSITE FUCK OFF
>>
>>162454762
ewww a slavshit
>>
>Riki:Scepter Added

>Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases ultimate duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration. The radius that you attack in follows the allied hero. 1000 Cast Range.
>>
>Patch Notes don't mention Monkey King
>Monkey King's lore has him being a devious trickster
I'm being overmemed please Icefrog
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>>162454673
holy fucking shit
>>
>NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
>NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
>NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
>NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
>NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
NO MONKEY KING IN THE NOTES
>>
If this is real, this is so fucking dogshit.
>>
>>162454850
better a slav than a polish faggot like you
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I'll just assume that everything's fake until I see notes on the dota2.com
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>>162454837
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>>162454762
>>
HAHA THE PASTEBINS ARE REAL
HAHA THE PASTEBINS ARE REAL
HAHA THE PASTEBINS ARE REAL


THIS IS AMAZING
>>
>>162454673
it's too much
can't handle this
>>
Guys, w-what if pocket riki is real? Icefrog has done memes before (28.0, +1 illusory orb)...
>>
>>162454793
No, bulba SAYS bruno says it's real, we don't know if bruno actually said it.
>>
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/807995418428571648

Wykrhm Reddy @wykrhm 39m39 minutes ago
Hang in there a little. These hyped delights will have hyped ending. #Seven #Dota2
>>
>>162454841
believe it.
>>
Do you people really believe on a retarded slav that is just trying to gain relevance again with this shit?
>>
>>162454904
im a long 8 years old dota fan and if this "leak" is real im out, totally
Not playing this Talent shit.
>>
>this is real
http://pastebin.com/Wxxwj4R7
>>
>>162454891
lmao slav infighting
>>
icefrog is dead
>>
SEASONS CONFIRMED
>>
name 1 company more incompetent than valve
>>
>NS now has over 100k viewers
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Post yfw website crashed
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>>162454805
saved
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>>162454919
What is that flag about?
>>
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I am so glad I quit last summer
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>>162454994
niantic
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first mary sue OG satanist gay jews win Boston Major now this
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>>162454983
julian assange was icefrog
>>
Someone explain to me how you retards believe these notes when Monkey King isn't even mentioned.
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>>162455008
>>
>>162454994
ea
blizzard
activision
bethesda
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>>162455008
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>>162454946
THEY RELEASED FAKE NOTES ON PURPOSE

MONKEY IS A TRICKSTER

IT WAS ALL PLANNED

THEY RELEASED FAKE NOTES ON PURPOSE

MONKEY IS A TRICKSTER

IT WAS ALL PLANNED

THEY RELEASED FAKE NOTES ON PURPOSE

MONKEY IS A TRICKSTER

IT WAS ALL PLANNED

THEY RELEASED FAKE NOTES ON PURPOSE

MONKEY IS A TRICKSTER

IT WAS ALL PLANNED

THEY RELEASED FAKE NOTES ON PURPOSE

MONKEY IS A TRICKSTER

IT WAS ALL PLANNED

THEY RELEASED FAKE NOTES ON PURPOSE

MONKEY IS A TRICKSTER

IT WAS ALL PLANNED
>>
>>162455019
you're here now
>>
>techies is dead

i'm done

also

>>162454904
>>
>>162454887
If this is real this is great.

>>162454971
>being this much of a scared of new things shitter.
>>
Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
>Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
>Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
>Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
>Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
>Reminder that valve gave us fake spoilers so you all stop the DDOS on their servers
>>
>* Heroes now have a backpack that provides 3 extra inventory slots to carry items around with you. Items in those slots are not active and do not grant any bonuses. Backpack items can be used to complete recipes. You can swap items from and to your inventory.
>>
>>162454971
see >>162454904
>>
>>162454994
EA
>>
check bulbas twitter again, hes actually fucking with us
>>
THE UPDATE SAID NEW PREGAME, IF THE PATCH NOTES YOU READ DO NOT HAVE IT, IT'S FAKE
>THE UPDATE SAID NEW PREGAME, IF THE PATCH NOTES YOU READ DO NOT HAVE IT, IT'S FAKE
THE UPDATE SAID NEW PREGAME, IF THE PATCH NOTES YOU READ DO NOT HAVE IT, IT'S FAKE
>THE UPDATE SAID NEW PREGAME, IF THE PATCH NOTES YOU READ DO NOT HAVE IT, IT'S FAKE
THE UPDATE SAID NEW PREGAME, IF THE PATCH NOTES YOU READ DO NOT HAVE IT, IT'S FAKE
>THE UPDATE SAID NEW PREGAME, IF THE PATCH NOTES YOU READ DO NOT HAVE IT, IT'S FAKE
THE UPDATE SAID NEW PREGAME, IF THE PATCH NOTES YOU READ DO NOT HAVE IT, IT'S FAKE
>THE UPDATE SAID NEW PREGAME, IF THE PATCH NOTES YOU READ DO NOT HAVE IT, IT'S FAKE
>>
Those patchnotes are fake, just read techies ones.
>>
imagine playing hots when u play dota
>>
>>162454985
Seems like it was inevitable, I am all for it. People won't need to smurf constantly for games
>>
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>>162454919
>>
>>162454994
IMC hehehe
>>
>TALENTS WOULD MAKE DOTA RELEVANT AGAIN
>PLEASE BE REAL
>TALENTS WOULD MAKE DOTA RELEVANT AGAIN
>PLEASE BE REAL
>TALENTS WOULD MAKE DOTA RELEVANT AGAIN
>PLEASE BE REAL
>TALENTS WOULD MAKE DOTA RELEVANT AGAIN
>PLEASE BE REAL
>TALENTS WOULD MAKE DOTA RELEVANT AGAIN
>PLEASE BE REAL
>TALENTS WOULD MAKE DOTA RELEVANT AGAIN
>PLEASE BE REAL
>TALENTS WOULD MAKE DOTA RELEVANT AGAIN
>PLEASE BE REAL
>>
>>162455063
WOAH IT MAKES SENSE.
>>
>>162454994
valve
>>
>>162454891
Poles aren't slavs?
>>
>>162455063
OH SHIT
THE MADMEN
>>
>>162455063
Not working very well so far.
>>
>it's all real
kill me
i'm glad i quit this game
fuck icefrog and valve and kikes
>>
http://pastebin.com/Wxxwj4R7
>>
>>162455016
polish alt-right party
>>
>>162454994
hello games.
whatever company makes star citizen.
ea.
>>
* Neutrals spawn time from 0:30/1/2/3/4/etc to 0:30/1/3/5/7/etc
>* Neutrals spawn time from 0:30/1/2/3/4/etc to 0:30/1/3/5/7/etc
* Neutrals spawn time from 0:30/1/2/3/4/etc to 0:30/1/3/5/7/etc
>* Neutrals spawn time from 0:30/1/2/3/4/etc to 0:30/1/3/5/7/etc
* Neutrals spawn time from 0:30/1/2/3/4/etc to 0:30/1/3/5/7/etc
>* Neutrals spawn time from 0:30/1/2/3/4/etc to 0:30/1/3/5/7/etc
* Neutrals spawn time from 0:30/1/2/3/4/etc to 0:30/1/3/5/7/etc
>* Neutrals spawn time from 0:30/1/2/3/4/etc to 0:30/1/3/5/7/etc
>>
>>162455053
MONKEY KING IS A NOTORIOUS TRICKSTER
LITERALLY TROLLING US WITH LORE
MONKEY KING ISN'T IN THE PATCH NOTES
IT'S A FUCKING BAIT AND SWITCH
A BAIT AND SWITCH
GOD DAMN
>>
>>162454673
>no mention of monkey king
yeah that's real alright
>>
>>162455112
talents are fucking shit kill yourself
>>
>>162455092
those techies changes are so god damn awful
god damn fucking ruined if true
>>
>>162455016
Shit skins get out
>>
>>162455152
THATS IT DOTA IS RUINED
>>
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>Reworked Zeus Scepter. Grants you a new ability, to create a cloud anywhere on the map
for fuck sake
>>
http://dota3.com/

http://dota3.com/

http://dota3.com/
>>
>>162455158
o kurwa npr alt right idź się zabij
>>
>>162454994
Riot
>>
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>>162455152
>>
http://pastebin.com/aHU14XuM
http://pastebin.com/42AL5C3N
http://pastebin.com/xCw5skX9
What does it mean?
>>
>>162454994
blizzard had months long ARG which included a month plus countdown
>>
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>>162453879
>>162453883
>>162453914

>Try to discussing about dota game in dota thread
>Get scold instead

Yeah fuck you guys FUCK YOU
>>
>>162455106
Daddy issues starter pack
>>
>>162455152
OH SHIT
>>
MY HEART IS THUMPING SO HARD I THINK I'M GONN
>>
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>>162455106
>>
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>FUCKING KILL ME THIS GRAPH AT LEAST IS REAL
>>
The one bulldog's reading is definitely fake dudes
>>
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>>162455152
>Slark removed
NO
>>
If the memenotes are actually true does this mean we're going to essentially see 5 cores since mot supports get to choose free gold?
>>
there's 4 ancient camps now LUL
>>
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since we're waiting for the patch. whats the best type of pizza to get from papa johns? going to order there for the first time
>>
>>162455152
FUCK
>>
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BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>BASED BULLDOG DEBUNKING THE FACE PATCH NOTES
>>
i'm quitting dota if this is real
>>
>>162455152
>doom armor increased by 1

Icefrog wouldn't fucking dare to ruin the game with shit this dramatic after last time
>>
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>>162455298
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>
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I'm in some serious denial right now brehs
>>
>>162455349
He thinks they're legit.
>>
>>162454017
>>162453916
>>162453810
>>162453780
>>
>>162455298
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>
>>162455328
Hawaiian
>>
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>>162453757
ye, with talents in I could finally stop playing this shit game and get a life
>>
>>162454994
riot
blizzard

only two other companies that just dont give a shit and wait a few hours hoping for problems to resolve by themselves
>>
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>>162455298
DOTA IS DEAD
>>
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- Bloodseeker can deny allied creeps and heroes from full hp (disable help activated to prevent abuse)
>>
My dick is getting soft

Hype is down

fuck this I am going to sleep
>>
>>162455298
but anon, you can make anyone the owner
>>
>>162455328
what the fuck is canadian bacon
>>
NEW DOTA HYPE
>NEW DOTA HYPE
NEW DOTA HYPE
>NEW DOTA HYPE
NEW DOTA HYPE
>NEW DOTA HYPE
NEW DOTA HYPE
>NEW DOTA HYPE
NEW DOTA HYPE
>NEW DOTA HYPE


DONT LET THESE SHITTERS TELL YOU THAT ANY CHANGE IS BAD
>>
>>162455349
>face
>>
>>162455393
>literally bamboozled by bulldog
>>
>>162455356
nobody will miss you
>>
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Post yfw both talents and wisdom are real
>>
>>162455328
the one without hair
>>
>>162455328
the works looks great desu familia
>>
>Do you want these patch notes to be real?
>Y or N
>>
>>162455285
holy fucking shit stop shillling this unsubtle shit

"emotions are high so I'll spam subtle alt right and rascist shit"

how bout you kys neanderthal
>>
>>162455349
He thinks they are real though
>>
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>FALLING FOR HONEYPOT PASTEBINS

THE
GULAG
NEVER
EVER
CHANGES
>>
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>>162455285
>>
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GODDAMN FUCKING NIGGERS IT'S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR ALREADY

THIS ISN'T EVEN FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE

HOW
FUCKING
INEPT
CAN THEY BE

AFTER GETTING 75 GORILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE

AFTER RUNNING THE LARGEST ONLINE VIDEO GAME DISTRIBUTION SERVICE FOR YEARS

AFTER HYPING IT UP TO THE FUCKING HEAVENS AND EMBEDDING A TIMER ON THE FUCKING WEBSITE

HOW CAN IT TAKE THEM THIS LONG
>>
>>162454994
Capcom
>>
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M GONNA DO IT! I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW! I SWEAR!
>>
>general filled with even more children shitposting than usual
kill me
>>
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omg i cannot believe these patch notes im going to uninstall
>>
7 MINUTES TILL PATCH NOTES
>>
>Repel Spell Immunity now behaves the same as Black King Bar (not dispellable).


are you people seriously thinking this is real
>>
>* Diffusal Blade can only target enemies now
FOR WHAT REASON
>>
>>162455328
Hawaiian BBQ Chicken

fuck im hungry now.
>>
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO UNIRONICALLY THINK ITS TRUE

FUCK YOU
HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID
>>
its up
>>
http://www.dota2.com/700
ITS UP
>>
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>>162455449
>>
Alright better go buy my dinner while they fix this
>>
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>Support Role renamed to "Healslut"
BASED ICEFROG
>>
ITS UP
>>
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>>162455469
every time
>>
it's up

dota2.com/700
>>
>Wake up
>Oh shit I missed the patch release
>Still hasn't been released due to DDoS

And there's not much that you can do about it, guys!
>>
HUB SHIT
>>
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>>162455298
NO CMON THIS CANT BE REAL WHO IS THIS FCKING DEDICATED TO TROLLING
>>
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Valve does it again.
>>
>>162455486
They make games. Good ones every 3 years or so, too.
>>
ITS UP
>>
IM LOADED IN
>>
HOLY SHIT I'M IN AND IT'S SHIT
>>
http://www.dota2.com/700/monkeyking/
HAPPENING
>>
IT'S FUCKING UP
>>
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I AM IN
>>
IF THIS PASTEBIN AT BULLDOGS STREAM IS EVEN REMOTELY REAL I WILL FUCKING STOP PLAYING FOREVER.
>>
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>Towers renamed to Turets for pressing cerimonial reasons
>>
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ITS UP

http://www.dota2.com/700
>>
IT's UP
But fucked up
>>
REFRESH THE PAGE
>>
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who /jebaited/ here
>>
U700_HUB_SUB
U700_HUB_KEYART
>>
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http://www.dota2.com/700/gameplay/
http://www.dota2.com/700/gameplay/
http://www.dota2.com/700/gameplay/
http://www.dota2.com/700/gameplay/

REAL

IT'S REAL
>>
OMG ITS UPPPPP
NOT A DRILL
>>
GOODBYE POS 5
WELCOME TO MID CARRY OFFLANE JUNGLER SUPPORT META
>GOODBYE POS 5
WELCOME TO MID CARRY OFFLANE JUNGLER SUPPORT META
GOODBYE POS 5
WELCOME TO MID CARRY OFFLANE JUNGLER SUPPORT META
>GOODBYE POS 5
WELCOME TO MID CARRY OFFLANE JUNGLER SUPPORT META
>>
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LMAO
>>
>>162455248
Imagine just how autistic you have to be in order to write THIS amount of fake patch notes.

Even when I was a NEET loser teenager who spent hours designing heroes in the Dota 1 forums I never could have comprehended this.
>>
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WEBSITE IS UP BUT ITS BROKEN AS FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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this cant be fucking real no way. I cant tell anymore
>>
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My site is live... kinda
>>
>>162455524
it's too intrincate to be fake

I hate the talent tree because it sounds too much like HotS or whatever but it may end up being good.
>>
site is up but all the text is missing
>>
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
>>
>>162455474
You know, for a group of heavy alt-right members, most of them are pretty hot]

ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP
>>
NEW VIPER MODEL
>>
>the talent is actually fucking real
wake me up when 7.00 ends
>>
U700_HUB_SUB
U700_HUB_KEYART
>>
ITS UP

>IT'S ALL REAL

FUCK
>>
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WTF
>>
VIPER REMODEL
>>
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HAPPENING
>>
IT'S FUCKING REAL HAHAHAHA

IT'S FUCKING REAL HAHAHAHA
>>
>>162455261
STOP BLOGGING AND FUCKING KYS ALREADY YOU PATHETIC FUCK
>>
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>>
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>>162453825
Silencer ult goes through BKB you retarded piece of garbage. No wonder you're losing your games.
>>
TALENTS ARE REAL

GOD DAMMIT

http://www.dota2.com/700/gameplay/
>>
>TALENTS ARE REAL
TALENTS ARE REAL
>TALENTS ARE REAL
TALENTS ARE REAL
>TALENTS ARE REAL
TALENTS ARE REAL
>TALENTS ARE REAL
TALENTS ARE REAL
>TALENTS ARE REAL
TALENTS ARE REAL
>TALENTS ARE REAL
TALENTS ARE REAL
>TALENTS ARE REAL
TALENTS ARE REAL
>TALENTS ARE REAL
TALENTS ARE REAL
>>
http://www.dota2.com/700
http://www.dota2.com/700
http://www.dota2.com/700http://www.dota2.com/700http://www.dota2.com/700vv
vvvv
>>
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
REAL
IT'S
REAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>
>U700_Gameplay_Talent_Title

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
H U B S
U
B
S
>>
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THEY WERE REAL
>>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
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>U700 JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>
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>TALENT IS REAL
HOLY FUCK KILL ME.
>>
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>>162455285
>>162455464
>who cares 7.00 NOW
>>
>>162455571
OH SHIT
>>
>* Neutral denies now cause your hero to have a minimum respawn time of 26 (equal to level 6 respawn time)
It's real lads, no fucking way this is from a random slav
>>
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AHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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POST YFW TALENTS ARE REAL
>>
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>TALENTS ARE FUCKING REAL
>>
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
THE LEAK WAS FUCKING REAL
>FUCK VALVE
FUCK VALVE
>>
>>162455529
real
>>
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
v
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
>U700 WHAT THE FUCK
U700 WHAT THE FUCK
dsfhg
trujTM
Yk
>>
WHO ELSE THINKS THIS IS AMAZING
>WHO ELSE THINKS THIS IS AMAZING

WHO ELSE THINKS THIS IS AMAZING
>WHO ELSE THINKS THIS IS AMAZING

WHO ELSE THINKS THIS IS AMAZING
>WHO ELSE THINKS THIS IS AMAZING
>>
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LOL THE PASTIN WAS REAL THIS GAME IS HOTS AHAHA YOU FUCKING KEKS HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT DOTA IS DEAD
>>
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BLBELBLELGGDGLKDKG
>>
http://www.dota2.com/700/gameplay/

TALENT IS REAL
>>
>talent shit is real

ok, im honeslty 100% done with dota

recommend me a game
>>
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>162455480
they're just waiting for you to give up.
>>
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
ITS UP REFRESH
>ITS UP REFRESH
>>
>>162455571
w-W-W-W-W-W-HWAT?
>>
http://www.dota2.com/700/gameplay/

THE PASTEBIN IS REAL
>>
TALENT TREE LMAO
>>
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FUCKING YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
>>
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AHGHHHHH
>>
IT FINALLY LOADED
kinda
>>
MONKEY KING IS A LEAGUE BABBY HERO

3 HITS TO GET A BUFF
>>
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DOTARDS/???
>>
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NEW HUD
>>
NBONONONONONONONONONOONONONNO
>>
>>162455328
>John's Favorite
>BBQ Chicken Bacon
>The Meats
>The Works
In that order. John's Favorite may look basic but the seasoning and cheese on it is fucking amazing.
t. guy who eats a fuckload of papa johns on my cheat days
>>
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BACKPACK WAS TRUE
>BACKPACK WAS TRUE
BACKPACK WAS TRUE
>BACKPACK WAS TRUE
BACKPACK WAS TRUE
>BACKPACK WAS TRUE
BACKPACK WAS TRUE
>BACKPACK WAS TRUE
BACKPACK WAS TRUE
>BACKPACK WAS TRUE
>>
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HES

FUCKING

BEAUTIFUL
>>
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getting this now
>>
NEW SLARDAR AND VIPER ARE DOPE

ENIGMA BASICALLY LOOKS THE SAME BUT MORE SWOLE
>>
U700_GAMEPLAY_TALENT
>U700_GAMEPLAY_TALENT
U700_GAMEPLAY_TALENT
>U700_GAMEPLAY_TALENT
>>
VIPER REMODEL HOLY FUCK
>>
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deepest lore
>>
>Talent trees
IT IS FUCKING REAL
>>
WE HOTS NOW
>>
>TALENTS ARE REAL
>>
Pasterbin is real

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
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THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL THE PASTEBIN WAS REAL
>>
MONKEY KING SO COOOOOOOOOOL

>TURNS TO RUNES
>TURNS TO TREES
>CAN CLIMB TREES FOR VISION
>>
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LOOK AT THIS SEXY NIGGER
>>
>THAT ABILITY BUILD

LITERALLY LEAGUE OF LEGEND

G MOTHER FUCKING G
>>
>>162455750
WE
ARE
LITERALLY
LOL
NOW
>>
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>>
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>>162454994
digital extremes
>>
FUCKIGN KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
NO FUCKING WAY THOSE WERE REAL

PLEASE FUCKIGN NOW


WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
U_700 BOYS WHERE WE AT
>>
IS THIS EVEN DOTA, IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>
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JEBAITED
>>
SLARDAR AND VIPER REMODEL HOLY SHIT
>>
Talents are real

oh deal god
>>
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>dota is kill
>>
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>TALENTS
>>
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So this is how it ends
>>
>>162455491
Do it, faggot
>>
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hHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

JUST
U
S
T
>>
THANK YOU ICEFROG THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>THANK YOU ICEFROG THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

THANK YOU ICEFROG THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>THANK YOU ICEFROG THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

THANK YOU ICEFROG THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>THANK YOU ICEFROG THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
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>Talent

Welp, that's it. I am totally switch to Shadowverse now. Never gonna play this MOBA shit ever again.
>>
>>162455261
nice blog
>>
MONKEY KING 6 ABILITIES?
>>
>MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
>MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
>MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
>MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
>MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
>MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
MONKEY KING IS LITERALLY A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HERO
>>
FOUR ARCANAS
>FOUR ARCANAS
FOUR ARCANAS
>FOUR ARCANAS
FOUR ARCANAS
>FOUR ARCANAS
FOUR ARCANAS
>FOUR ARCANAS
FOUR ARCANAS
>FOUR ARCANAS
FOUR ARCANAS
>FOUR ARCANAS
FOUR ARCANAS
>FOUR ARCANAS
FOUR ARCANAS
>FOUR ARCANAS
FOUR ARCANAS
>FOUR ARCANAS
>>
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THE ENTIRE DOTA 2 COMMUNITY
HAS BEEN KEKED
>>
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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HOLY SHIT
>>
DEFENCE OF WE STEAL EVERYTHING FROM NU-BLIZZARD LOL GET HYPED YOU KEKS
>>
Why doesn't the HUD show stats?
>>
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>>162455681
>>
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>>162455750
This is why Valve is trolling us. No way they're gonna throw all those UI skins into the trash.

Wait for the REAL notes.

MK is a trickster.
>>
cut my dick off
>>
>>162455740
THAT HUD LOOKS LIKE SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>
what the fuck i'm done with this hots trash
>>
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U700_Hub_KeyArt
U700_Hub_KeyArt
U700_Hub_KeyArt
U700_Hub_KeyArt
U700_Hub_KeyArt
>>
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>WE BUFF DINDUS NOW
>>
SKILL TRIGGERS AFTER X NUMBER OF HITS

WE LOL NOW
>>
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>IT WAS REAL

NO

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>
>>162455856
HE ACTUALLY HAS A FUCKING TAIL NOW
>>
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>3 REMODELS
>3 FUCKING REMODELS
>>
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>Talents are real

REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU'RE LEAVING DOTA
>>
FCKING
CAMOUFLAGE
MONKEY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
DOTA IS DEAD
>DOTA IS DEAD
DOTA IS DEAD
>DOTA IS DEAD
DOTA IS DEAD
>DOTA IS DEAD
DOTA IS DEAD
>DOTA IS DEAD
DOTA IS DEAD
>DOTA IS DEAD
DOTA IS DEAD
>DOTA IS DEAD
>>
SELECT A TALENT
SELECT A TALENT

SELECT A TALENT

SELECT A TALENT

SELECT A TALENT

SELECT A TALENT
>>
MONKEY KING TURNS INTO RUNES OR ITEMS AHAHAHAHA
>>
>MONKEY KING CAN MORPH INTO RUNES/TRESS/BRANCHES
LMAO WHAT TH EFUCK
>>
>talents are real

uh dotards??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>
>>162455923
im done
>>
>Talent trees are real

It's over we didn't do it reddit
>>
IT'S ACTUALLY REAL WHAT DE FUGG
>>
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LMAO ITS REAL HAHAHAUAVJILQKUFHJ
>>
ARE YOU SERIOUS

THAT HUD

TALENTS WERE REAL
>TALENTS WERE REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>TALENTS WERE REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>TALENTS WERE REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>TALENTS WERE REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>TALENTS WERE REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>TALENTS WERE REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>TALENTS WERE REAL
>>
>retards didnt believe our slavic overlords
remember that dota is a russian game
>>
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>TALENTS
TALENT
>TALENTS
TALENT
>TALENTS
TALENT
>TALENTS
TALENT
>TALENTS
TALENT
>TALENTS
>>
TALETS ARE REAL AHAHAHAHA
>>
http://www.dota2.com/700/monkeyking/
>>
>U700_HUB_KEYART
>>
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THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

>THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

>THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

>THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

>THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

>THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

>THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

>THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL

>THE TALENT TREE SHIT IS REAL
>>
>>162455923
I left when it was good.

now ill never come back
>>
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHAT THE FUCK
>>
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THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
>THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
>THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
>THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
>THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
>THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
>THE PASTEBINS WERE RIGHT
>>
>MONKEY KING CAN TURN INTO RUNES

HOLY SHIT THE MINDGAMES
>>
>THOSE MONKEY KING ULTS

HOLY SHIT HE CAN BE BRANCH COURIER ETC

>THOSE MONKEY KING ULTS

HOLY SHIT HE CAN BE BRANCH COURIER ETC

>THOSE MONKEY KING ULTS

HOLY SHIT HE CAN BE BRANCH COURIER ETC

>THOSE MONKEY KING ULTS

HOLY SHIT HE CAN BE BRANCH COURIER ETC
>>
I'm going to smoke a bowl, take a drink, watch classic dota montages, and come back in an hour when the page works.
>>
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AHAHAHHH
A
hag
a
h
a
UJAHAHYAHA


>BEING LOL WASNT ENOUGH FOR VALVE
WE ARE NOW HEART OF THE STORM
>>
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>Dat pre-game animation
>>
>>162455750
Oh
My
Fucking
God
>>
VIPER AND SLARDAR REMODEL
>>
>>162455923
I really think I fucking am.
What the hell is this shit?
>>
VIPER REMODEL

TALENTS ARE REAL

FUCKING HELP ME
>>
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>talent is real
deniers BTFO
>>
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DOTA IS DEAD GOODBYE EVERYONE
>>
the new hud looks literally like LeL's
>>
LOL ROSH IS LIKE THE LEAGUE BOSS HAHA FUICK
>>
>THIS HUD
>>
Lmao assfaggots finally realizing their game is dogshit
>>
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN WHILE YOU STILL CAN ICEFROG
>>
SLARDAR REMAKE
ENIGGER REMAKE
VIPER REMAKE
>>
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>>162455889
>>
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>THE LEAKS WERE REAL LMAO
>>
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>>
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AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAAGAGHAHAHAIAJAJJAJA

kekekek
>>
WE
LOL
NOW
>>
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>>
>USUALLY CAN DISMISS FAKESI MMEDIATELY
>GET UNCOMFORTBALE FEELING READING THE PASTEBINS


I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>
MONKEY KING CAN TRANSFORM INTO A TREE
LEAP ON TREES
BIG DAMAGE
POUNCE FOR AOE SLOW
ULT SUMMONS A BUNCH OF ILLUSIONS THAT SPREAD OUT RANDOMLY STAND STILL AND ATTACK ANYTHING THAT GETS NEAR
>>
hahahahahaha
hahahahhaahjahahahaahahhahahahahhahgahahahaahahahaha
hahahahahahahahhahaha

fuck im amused

GG
>>
WE HOTS NOW
>WE HOTS NOW
WE HOTS NOW
>WE HOTS NOW
WE HOTS NOW
>WE HOTS NOW
WE HOTS NOW
>WE HOTS NOW
WE HOTS NOW
>WE HOTS NOW
WE HOTS NOW
>WE HOTS NOW
WE HOTS NOW
>WE HOTS NOW
WE HOTS NOW
>WE HOTS NOW
>>
>>162455923
TALENTS ARE FUCKING REAL

LOL
>>
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>THIS HUD
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE ITS LIKE LOL
>>
Please
Burn it to the ground

all of it
>>
>>162456089
i dont even see the fucking attributes WHAT the FUCK
>>
TALENTS ARE REAL

RUNES IN THE JUNGLE

ROSH MOVED ACROSS THE MAP

kill me now
>>
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what the fuck is this
>>
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>>
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>THE LEAK WAS REAL
FUCK DOTA AAAA
>>
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>>162455806
>>162455806
>>162455806
>>
ICEFROG IS FUCKING MADMAN
ICEFROG IS FUCKING MADMAN

ICEFROG IS FUCKING MADMAN

ICEFROG IS FUCKING MADMAN
>>
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???????
>>
>Talents are real
Oh great, time to add another table to my Database.
I wonder how EE are gonna baffles us with this.
>>
U700_HUB_ALSO
>>
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7 Decides the game I switch to.
>>
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>Site goes down
Well damn, they're gonna have this shit up in a few min-
>1 hour later
>Site is still down
>No reps have said/tweeted anything about it
>/r/Dota and /d2g/ in full meltdown mode
Fuck.
>>
SLARDAR IS A PRINCESS NOW REEEEE
>>
>we want the slant eye audience
>>
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Helm of the Dominator:
---
* Dominate ability no longer requires 75 mana
* Dominate now sets the converted unit to 425 movement speed instead of 350
* Dominate can only have one creep active at a time (regardless of the # of identical items)
* Reworked Recipe and Bonuses

Recipe:
Headdress (575)
Gloves of Haste (500)
Recipe (725)
Total: 1800 (old was 1800)

Provides:
+6 All Stats
+10 Attack Speed
+10 Attack Speed Aura
+8 HP Regen Aura
Dominate
>>
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I FUCKING REDOWNLOADED FOR THIS????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>162455923
i am out
>>
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>>
>>162456156
YOU

ARE

DEAD

DEAD DEAD
>>
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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KILL ME ALL THE LEAKS WERE FUCKING REAL WHY THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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SHRINES ARE REAL
>>
>>162455923
i left dota 30 days ago
>>
>RANDOM SHIT CAN FUCKING PIERCE SPELL IMMUNITY
TALENTS ARE A GOOD IDEA NOW

MAYBE THEYCAN MAYBE THEY CANT
>>
think

what does the talent system change for the worse
>>
smaller hud is better

kysssssssssssss opposers
>>
NEW RUNE SPOTS
>>
NICE GAME DOTURDS!!!!
>>
>that hud

oh im fucking cumming
>>
WHAT FUCKING EVER I AM A HON PLAYER NOW. LET'S MOVE TO HON
>>
NEW VIPER MODEL HOLY SHIT
>>
http://www.dota2.com/700/pregame/

IT'S LIKE A FUCKING FIGHTING GAME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
>>
>>162456210
LOLI CREEP?
>>
fucking POWER spikes
>>
>>162455923
I honestly think I'm done. Maybe I'll play WC3 dota when I get the urge, but I don't want any of this shit.
>>
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>IT WAS REAL
TALENTS WERE REAL
>>
TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
>>
>>162456089
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ATTRIBUTES YOU STUPID VALVE FUCK

>>162456089
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ATTRIBUTES YOU STUPID VALVE FUCK

>>162456089
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ATTRIBUTES YOU STUPID VALVE FUCK
>>
OH GOD TALENTS ARE REAL!
http://www.dota2.com/700/gameplay/
>>
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>talents
YEA IM FUCKING OUT
>>
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TALENTS

FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING HELL
NOOOOO

NOOOOOOOO

THIS IS A JOKE
>>
MONKEY KING STRAIGHT OUT OF DOTA

SPAMEABLE NUKE
GAP CLOSER
GENERIC AOEs

DOTARS WILL DEFEND THIS

DOTARDS?
>>
that's it i'm switching to league
>>
SLARDAR AND VIPER RESKINS CONFIRMED
>>
>>162456237
IT'S DIFFERENT

MY AUTISM
>>
>viper remodel
>slardar remodel
>enigma remodel
>NO JAKIRO REMODEL
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
it is time
we need to kill icefrog
>>
>>162456217
WHAT IS THAT TERRAIN

ICEFROG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>
MONKEY KING IS RADIANT AGILITY
>>
GEE MONKEY KANG HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU HAVE 6 SKILLS
>>
>>162456214
lmao what the fuck
>>
>just got the arcana for free

kek
>>
>>162456176
dota allstars
>>
>spend 3k hours this game

>they kill it to pander to LOL and HOTS kids

yeah no im fucking done

im actually so fucking mad
>>
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>>162455768
IM FUCKING CUMING
SLARDAR IS BACK BOYS
>>
>>162456346
>>162456346
>>162456346

New move thread
>>
Remove the talent system please this shit isn't NEEDED.
>>
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I like all the changes desu
>>
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>THIS CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING
DOTA 2 IS DEAD, LONG LIVE DOTA 3
>>
>>162455923
I'm more than likely done

This is shit
>>
>NEW LEVEL BAR IS A FUCKING TREE
>A FUCKING TREE
>>
REMINDER THAT ALL YOU FAGS WILL KEEP ON PLAYING THE GAME EVEN IF YOU HATE TALENTS
>>
>>162456382
FUUUUUUUUUFCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
how do these fucks even get a job in the industry

literally need like 5 years of game design in order to be qualified for a company like
how in THE FUCK they manage to fuck it up like that
>>
>>162456335
if anything it's gonna scare them off, its so fucking overwhelming
>>
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New Viper
>>
>>162456421
true
>>
>>162456335
How did you not stopped playing after Icecuck changed the map?
>>
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THE PASTEBINS

WHY DIDN'T I BELIEVE THE PASTEBINS
>>
fucking LMAO
LITERALLY
>LITERALLY
RAILROADING LEVELING UP
EVERYTHING IS RAILROADED
>>
REST IN PIECE DOTA 2
PRESS F to pay respects
>>
>>162456214
oh geez someone take him behind the barn and end his suffering
>>
I FUCKING LOVE THE NEW HUD
THANK GOD VOLVO
>>
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>>162456214
WE BACK
>>
>>162456421
well, true
>>
NOOOOOOO

I DON'T WANT THIS SHIT

THIS SHITTY LEAGUE OF LEGEND COPY

GIVE ME 6.XX BACK

FUCK YOU ICE FROG

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO FIGHT LOL NOT JOIN THEM
>>
>>162456490
f
>>
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>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>THE TALENT SHIT IS LITERALLY REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS DEAD
>>
LMAO ENIGMA IS SWOLE AS FUCK NOW
>>
http://cdn.dota2.com/apps/dota2/videos/700/hero_arcana.webm

WHAT THE FUG
>>
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TALENTS ARE REAL, FUCK THIS SHIT
>>
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>>162456214
YES MY HOMMIE IS BACK
>>
http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/
>http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/
http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/
>http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/
http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/
>http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/
http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/
>http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/
MIGRATE
>>
VIPER SLARDAR AND ENIGMA CONFIRMED REWORK
>>
>>162455923
fucking leaving

5k hours in, its a good time to leave
>>
THE SITE TURNED FUCKING CHINESE
>>
>>162456475
damn. Looks great
>>
MY FUCKING PAGE IS NOW IN CHINESE

WHY
>>
WHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROGWHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROGWHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROGWHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROGWHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROGWHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROGWHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROGWHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROGWHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROGWHY WE HOTS NOW PLS STOP ICEFROG
>>
>>162456156
you had to ruin it.
>>
WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN CHINK?
>>
Can anyone tell me why talents are bad without saying 'its different' or referencing another game
>>
>>162456649
FUCKING THIS LOL
>>
>>162456210
I want to fug that creep
>>
FUCKING CHINKS
>>
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SITE IS NOW IN MOON RUNES
>>
>>162456214
YES

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>
>>162456649
how can they fuck it up this bad
>>
>>162456681
>>162456649
CHINKED
>>
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>refresh
>gookspeak
>>
congratulations dotards, we are finally playing League of Legends.
>>
>>162456649
TCHAYNA

TCHAYNA
>
..

.
.
.
.
.

.
.
TCHAYNA
>>
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THE SITE IS NOW STUCK IN CHINESE
>>
UPDATEO N TEST UPDATEO N TEST
>>
>Talents
I'm legit worried. fuck this patch
>>
and chenese version is fucking ok
>>
>>162455923
I might play a bit to see how it feels but I really don't like the idea. Guess I spent all this years on dota for nothing.
>>
>>162456649
CHINKS HACKING US
>>
>R I C E D
>I
>C
>E
>D
>>
>>162456608
>tfw we will never get myrmidon, pandamonium, or deadwood
>>
>>162455062
>scared of new things
Imagine that when somebody plays dota they play it for the game it is, and a 180 degree change of it won't be welcomed. I bet you're an advocate of poor rapefugees coming to EU too, with that attitude.
>>
>>162456346
>>162456346
>>162456346
>>
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RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>RIP Dota February 25th 2005 - December 11th 2016
>>
>>162456649
Bow to your chinese overlords.
>>
>>162456795
>>162456754
MONKEY KING TRICKERY
>>
http://cdn.dota2.com/apps/dota2/videos/700/also_showcase.webm
>>
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>人才
去他妈的自己
>>
>Can only view the page in Chinese

Wew
>>
ANY PING PONG ANONS THAT CAN TRANSLATE THIS SHIT
>>
>>162456176
tree of savior
>>
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Problem?
>>
>>162456176
neopets
>>
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I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, I HAVE TO WAKE UP FOR WORK IN 4 HOURS
>>
>>162456210
my new dotafu
>>
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>>
YOU CANT SKILL STATS ANYMORE
>>
>>162456865
ok but what is wrong with talents you shitwit

you literally just spouted a bunch of nothing what is wrong with talents
>>
>>162457039
>rebirth does not consume magic
>>
lol, inb4 EVERYONE gets midas for faster talents
>>
>talents

Are you ready for the midas meta?
>>
>>162457053
Welcome to fucking one hour ago
>>
>>162457039
>REBIRTH DOESNT CONSUME MAGIC
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>162457039
What the fuck is power
>>
>>162457140
>>162457164


Just use Chrome and translate the page to English.
>>
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>>
>>162457039
>Minghun the Great
>>
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOTARDS? Im not a ching chong what do I click
>>
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>it's real
>>
>>162455298
fuck you murminki
>>
>>162457164
mana. it's from bulldog's stream translated with google translate from chinese, so it's not exact
>>
>>162457195
Damage probs

>>162457207
I wasn't complaining about the translation, WK's ult not using mana seems broken as fuck.
>>
Sniper gets more shrapnes with hero talents is Icefrog fucking retarded? Does this nigger even play his game or does he only play Leauge and HoTS?
>>
HOLY SHIT ENIGGER GOT /FIT/
>>
>>162457261
>have google translate the page? lul
>>
>>162457261
From left to right: All new hero, All new map, all new pre-game, all new journey mode, other new updates
>>
WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS SO FUCKING UGLY WHEN IT'S FIRST ADDED
>>
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>>
RESTART STEAM
>>
>>162455856
SLARDAR IS CUTE
CUTE!!!!
>>
>>162457195
strength when google translates chinese to english.
20 strength or 40 attack speed.
>>
>* Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties. Provides 5 + Level Gold/XP (so a level 5 illusion gives 10 gold/xp bounty)


10/10 patch
>>
>>162456210
THEY HAVE FAMILIES!?
>>
where's wisdom
>>
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THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>THEY GOT RID OF JUNGLING
>>
>>162457459
yes
>>
>>162457039
>quick guys get a shit ton of mana burn to counter the king.
haha, get fucked peasants.
>>
GOOGLE TRANSLATED THIS SHIT:

ow the illusion is destroyed and given money and experience to reward

Phantom offers money and experience 5 + levels
Phantom attack damage reduction effect from 30% to 50%
Now the attack speed bonus effect on the illusion of effective attack speed
Magic resistance bonus is no longer valid for the illusion.
Now the illusion will inherit the following aura
: Aura halo (plague mage), precision ring (Drow Ranger) and the essence of gas ring (dead environment of God eclipse)
Illusion no longer enjoy the Dragon armor bonus effect.
The following illusions have a constant bonus value (instead of using the formula above):
The parallel illusion is constant for 5 money / experience.
The illusion of copying the wall is constant for 5 money / experience.

CHAOS KNIGHT CHANGES?
>>
>>162457502
What the fuck did icefrog smoke seriously
>>
Dota is dead
>>
>>162456176
toontown rewritten
>>
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WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO THE MAP
>>
Does this confirm IceFrog got kicked from Dota2?
>>
ded gam
>>
>>162456775
WELCOME CHINESE OVERLORDS VALVE DUN GOOFED WITH WESTERN WORLD GOODBYE FAGGOTS

EVEN MY CAPTCHA WAS IN FUCKING CHIENESE I SHIT YOU NOT
>>
Welcome to League of Dota!
>>
>>162457752
no just confirmes they want to be like league and hots icefrog has not worked on dota since after TI3.
>>
WHO /MISCHIEF/ HERE

http://cdn.dota2.com/apps/dota2/videos/700/hero_mischief.webm
>>
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>>
welp, see ya'll in Runescape now
>>
>>162457502
>arcane celestial balls
>serrated flywheels

kek
>>
PEOPLE WERE MAKING MONEY OFF THIS GAME

VALVE JUST RUINED THEIR LIVES.

WHY
>WHY
WHY
>WHY

Dead game senpai
>>
> Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
> Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
> Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
> Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
> Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
> Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
> Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
> Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
> Illusions now give Gold and XP bounties.
>>
>>162455923
LEFT DOTA 2 PATCHES AGO
ITS SHIT SINCE THEN ALREADY
>>
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>you now realize why Fear and PPD quit

it all makes sense now.
>>
>>162457589
just go to the pastebin you dumb fuck
>>
For the last 9 months I have basically been a NEET.

Now guess when my fucking 6 month full time internship starts:
TO-FUCKING-MORROW
>>
>>162458275
Please no, just no.
>>
>>162458415
Lucky you.
>>
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>reading 7.00 patch notes
>>
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My new dotafu
>>
why are you all against talents? it makes the game more complex, it lets you be more creative with your builds..what's the problem?
>>
>>162458948
It removes the identity the game had and makes it more like its inferior competitors, with the illusion of depth
>>
>>162458415
look at the bright side, once you get a job you can buy more hats.
>>
>>162458810
wtf where is this from
it's not in the monkey king comic
>>
F5
F5
F5
F5
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>pocket riki
>>
>>162459130

Go down the page. There are TWO comics.
>>
>>162458948
Same shit is going to happen as in every game that has similar stuff: Most heroes will have a "right" and a "wrong" talent.
>>
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>brain damage.
>>
>>162460158
its already in english you retard
>>
>>162460024
You could say the same thing about skill builds and dota's done a pretty good job of mixing that up and providing the space for developing new ones.

Personally I'm happy it takes a skill point to level a talent instead of just passively gaining it like HOTS or something, even if I'm sad to see the option to level stats go away
>>
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techies gotta blast
>>
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>4 spirirt brothers
>4
>>
>>162461381
Wind Spirit soon
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