/owg/ - Overwatch general

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I can't believe there's still people that think this useless piece of shit is good.

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NERF D.VA

BREAK THREE TANK META

post shit teammates comparison charts

>>162361504
you simply play with too many shitters that can't utilize her, sombra is really good in some maps.

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Are we getting christmas skins or can i spend my shekels in something else

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>>162361361
tfw main Zarya just to fuck with D.VA players

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>>162361504
>he still hasn't figured out sombra's spray pattern
>he doesn't play with ULMB on

lmao noobtard

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>>162361361
Jamison Fawkes! And Reinhardt Wilhelm!

>>162361642
She's literally a troll pick in diamond and above, I love golds telling others they play with shitters.

>>162361671
already confirmed for 13th

>>162361671
No, we didn't get any skins for the last two events so I wouldn't get my hopes up

>>162361504
>losing Hanamura defense badly
>lose first point
>switch to Sombra because fuck it
>pick apart respawning people
>hack the Rein shield from high ground
>hack the widow after she jumped off map and before she hooked back up
>they can never have a single 6 person push
ok so it was Hanamura point B so we'd have probably won anyway BUT IT WAS FUN DAMMIT

>Kill Ana and Mercy
>Our support thinks its a good time to play super aggressive

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>>162361607

>>162361731
>She's literally a troll pick in diamond and above

let me know when you've actually played a game in diamond and above

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WHEN THE FUCK IS EARTHSHATTER GETTING FIXED

did something change in the last few days im not aware off?
someone today told me to pick zen instead of lucio because lucio is shit, did the 3 tank meta push him and his discord up again?

>>162361932
What's wrong with it?

>>162361931
Love the golds pretending they're in diamond meme

>>162361975
Come back when you are not underpowered as fuck.

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>>162361504
Purple is fun but she doesn't do enough damage for an offense class

One damage per round base would probably do it though

>>162361954
it's a meme at mid ranks, but sorta true because you need to have a pretty high level team to actually utilize speedboost.

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>>162361578
>still complaining about a tier 3 toon

get good

>>162361970
Sometimes it just doesn't work. You press q and the animation plays, but not the actual attack. Happened twice to me already.

>>162361981
you know that pros literally use her in some maps right shitter?

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>>162361970
it seems like you get downed even if you're like 5 feet away from the actual earthshatter model, it can hit players that are in the air (like pharah rocket jumping), and it downs you if you're on top of the payload

>>162361954
yeah i would say ana/zen is the meta healers right now, if the enemy team has 3 tanks

I would rather they bring back right click mccree then be in this tank meta.

>>162362198
They also use bastion, doesn't makes him a good hero.

She's literally the definition of cheese pick, don't call others shitters and pull up the "muh pros" card when you don't even know the why.

>>162362148
>nooooooooooooooooooo 3tank meta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love people who think what happens at pro levels of play even remotely applies at the level of play we are in

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>>162360250
these sluts are my fetish

is there a psychological thing behind this? is it really pic related

>>162362335
why do you feel you know the why, shitter?

Anyone know what skins are being released in the Christmas event?

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THE TIERS

S Tier (>=95% Usage Rate): Lucio (97%)

A Tier (>80% Usage Rate): Reinhardt (88%)

B Tier (>50% Usage Rate): Ana (68%), D.Va (68%), Roadhog (67%), Soldier 76 (56%)

C Tier (>20% Usage Rate): Zenyatta (34%), Zarya (32%), Tracer (26%)

D Tier (>5% Usage Rate): Winston (16%), Genji (14%), Mei (14%), McCree (6%), Widowmaker (6%), Sombra (6%), Reaper (5%)

F Tier (<5% Usage Rate): Hanzo (3%), Pharah (2%), Junkrat (1%), Torbjorn (0%), Symmetra (0%), Bastion (0%), Mercy (0%, actually zero picks, no rounding)

>b-but d.va op nerf her not rein XD

I get 80-ish FPS at ultra maxed everything, what are some tweaks i can do to hit 120 without making my game look like crap?

>>162362571
>Gets used more so is better
Is this one of those new-fangled memes?

>>162362571
Don't forget to completely ignore Lucio too.

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>>162362338
>implying i don't play with pros already

>>162362335
>win games with cheese
>b-but its not a good hero!!!

if it wins you games then who gives a fuck if its meta or not? just because you play with other garbage players who probably aren't even playing their respective meta heroes correctly doesn't mean that everyone is as shit as you are.

>>162362571
Am I the only one getting tired of the random spam of images of this guy.
Feels like shilling at this point, and I don't know what for.

>>162362821
those are pro level stats. why would professional players pick a worse hero more often retard? unlike you they play to get food on the table. if d.va was better than rein, they would use her more often.

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>>162362894
>that comp
>GM
beautiful

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>>162362571
>the most balanced hero
>overpowered

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>Ana:Nice shooting, Jack
>Jack: You always were a good shot
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

>>162362940
its just one samefag, simply report

>>162363045
I see a lot of pros run torb these days, to a good result.

Some even in tournament games.

This is what generation Z does in their free time. It's the most cancerous, trivial piece of shit game ever made. When I was a kid at least we played games that required some amount of focus, thinking, and cooperation. You can play this fucking shit while jerking off and streaming it on the cancer-tier website known as twitch.tv without thinking a single difficult thought, designed for a generation of retarded lazy fatasses with collective ADHD, severe attention needs, and the attention span of a four year old.

The world is going to go straight to hell when generation Z grows up. They're kids who grew up with social media, an entirely digitalized life, everything handed to them on a silver platter, without any experience whatsoever of actually doing something outside of their fantasy world of video games and porn. A generation coddled to hell in the so-called "education system" and by retarded leftist parents born with brain damage due to their hippie parents doing drugs in the 70s.

>>162362975
That's because it is mandatory to have a reinhardt or else the whole team has already lost

>>162363145
Nobody is complaining about Reaper.

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>>162363045
we actually won that game

gm is a load of shit anyway, too many egos in one place.

>>162363297
Delicious pasta

>>162363321
>it is mandatory to have a reinhardt
so you agree that reinhardt is better to have on your team than d.va

so rein is stronger than d.va

so if d.va is op, rein is even more op

is that what you are saying

>>162363452
D.VA can play the role just as well, if not better

Is elnumber a toxic player?

>>162363297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p7BgcYbF75

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>>162363567
>D.VA can play the role just as well
and what role would that be

tanking? as in blocking damage?

even winston blocks more damage than DM and wistons shield is fucking ass

>>162363582
The only toxic thing here is your thin skin, pussy.

>>162363349
>Reaper
>the hero that should excel in 3 tank meta
>rendered useless by D.Va instead

Are the lootboxes I currently have going to turn into the seasonal boxes?

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post

>>162363854
no

>>162363784
>power creep let balanced heroes in the dust

In other news, water wets.

>>162363710
Yes, Tanking, and don't pretend Defense Matrix is underpowered.

>>162364012
did you even look at the stats you genetically inferior troglodyte

post your SR gold shitter

>>162363740
Does that mean you want to fug?

>>162363710

D.Va can eat most ults completely.

>>162364102
>Most HP of any character
>Defense Matrix
>Bad at tanking
Seems legit, you sound like she is worse than symmetra.

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reminder that if you play any other lineup than this you are a mediocre team

>>162364276
so can sombra. does that make her good?

>>162364102
>muh stats

DM soaks up entire ultimates and cancels out a majority of the offensive ults in this game, stuff that can't be represented numerically.

>post your SR gold shitter

only people in actual gold would use gold as an insult.

>>162362447
>is there a psychological thing behind this?
They enjoy playing the hero, they enjoy being subservient to others in a game, or both.

The healslut angle is similar to doing nuzlocke runs, or all those wacky streamers playing heroes with random objects. It's just adding "meta" objectives to your in-game actions. Unless you're throwing the match by sticking to Mercy when a better hero is suited, or gagging on dildos when you could be rezzing, there's zero harm in the thing.

>>162364378
>Most HP of any character
good job feeding the enemy's dps their ult

>Defense Matrix
BLOCKS FUCKING LESS THAN FUCKING WINSTIONS BUBBLE

>b-but it deletes muh ults XD
ultimates are only a fraction of the damage your team will take. rein blocks more than twice as much damage as le OP DM :((

fuck off gold shitter.

>>162363894
g402
Rein
Pharah

Too lazy for the image.

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>>162364487
>hugeberry will never go full ss with you

>>162363784
>400 armor
>shield that counters all projectiles
He was never supposed to counter D.Va. She was just bad.

>>162364578
>good job feeding the enemy's dps their ult
Don't worry, you can just use DM

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what are /owg/ thoughts on Tracer, i dont see her posted a lot around here

I'm master rank on the ps4, am I even slightly respected anywhere

>>162365004
no

>>162364578
>good job feeding the enemy's dps their ult
tanks are obsolete now

>BLOCKS FUCKING LESS THAN FUCKING WINSTIONS BUBBLE
no it doesn't

>ultimates are only a fraction of the damage your team will take
eat a gravitron, blizzard or nano'd soldier q and tell me how much of a fraction you managed to mitigate there.

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>>162365004
>fps
>on console

elmayo

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>smurf as IIIIIIIIIII at grandmaster level
>I never speak or chat
>mostly play Mei
>everyone assumes I'm "Mendokusaii"

I don't know who that is. Is that an insult?

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>>162365091
>no it doesn't
now you are just baiting

stop fucking replying to me gold shitter

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>>162363894

>>162365279
He's a weeb swedish player on cloud9 so yeah

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Reinhardt nerfs fucking when?
Lucio removed from the game fucking when?
D.Va and Zarya buffs fucking when?

>>162365401
>People use winston's shield more often/In better situations
>Must mean his shield blocks more
Need a better source

why is this fucking game taking so long to find a qp match, FUCK is saturday it should take 10 secs max

>>162365401
I don't have a dog in this argument but you're meant to break through Winston's bubble for many reasons, such as breaking LOS.

When you see DM you usually use that time to reload or bait D.Va into dropping it, so it'll naturally block less damage.

>>162365401
>muh global stats
>DM has less capacity to soak up damage than a static 600 bubble

whats next, winston being a better hero than dva?

>stop fucking replying to me gold shitter

>actual gold using gold as an insult

woah projecting

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>>162364487
>>162364671
>tfw no Smugberry to smother me with her blueberry cheeks
This dimension sucks.

>>162365120
if you've used an anolog stick for longer than an hour you'd know how untrue that shit is

>Join QP
>Instantly have 'Victory' appear on screen
>1105 exp from doing nothing
Well, thanks game

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All righty, folks, who of these would you like in the game?

>>162365715
>buffing tanks
Nerf them all and make the game all about DPS. They are boring and slow the game down. The HP pools of characters are blaoted anyways.

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>>162363894

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>Solo queue for comp
>Get a permade team
>Stomp with Dva
>They friend me
>Guy with 2 hours takes Dva
>"Just take Rein or Lucio dude"
>We get stomped

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>>162365971
>>162365745
you can stop now gold shitters.

>>162366114
curly hair black qt

>>162366138
>The HP pools of characters are blaoted anyways.
And now we'll have Sym's shield generator to look forward to.

I wish they worked on adding more negation and counterplay options instead of adding more of something quantitatively.

>>162366114
more omnics/robots please

>>162366114

Bottom middle is Mirembe.

Middle right is Kimiko.

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>>162366020.
>not visiting overwatch dimension

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just got the game 2 weeks ago

i really like roadhog and hanzo.

any tips?

also, i use the split arrow for hallways and small rooms, is that the point?

also, for roadhog, im really good at hooking - but not so great at finishing them.

should i use short range + melee? causes thats what im doing and its not finishing a lot of guys. but my hook percentages is always high

any other noob advice?

>>162366382
Ditch Hanzo, stick with Roadhog.

Thats all you need

>>162366243
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwe8FWANcDQ

>>162366243
Please, keep up the insults, you and I know you've lost the argument

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>>162361361
How do we counter Diva? Roadhog and Zarya can at least scare her away.
Sombre can actually help her team take her down quickly - but you have to play Sombre...
Ideas??
Webm unrelated :(

>anas that STILL nanoboost reins over s76 that has ult ready
what the fuck is wrong with these people

do they just play on autopilot?

Whenever someone calls me out for being bad, I immediately leave the game

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>>162363894
I feel incredibly autistic for actually doing this.

>>162366548
Mei.

>>162366548
Mei+her team

>>162366548
Zen can get the job done if your team is good enough at punishing her for overextending.

>>162366548
Tracer can counter dva but with all those buffs she is pretty op

>>162363894
>Mouse
XBox One Controller
>Main
Zenyatta
>Waifu
Sombra

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>>162361504
But muh health hack!
I'm actually getting gold healing and sometimes gold elims in QP

>>162366114
fluffy negress pls

>>162366382
>i use the split arrow for hallways and small rooms, is that the point?
You can use it that way and that is its design, however its most efficient use is firing at the feet of an enemy so that the scatter arrows all hit the target from below. It takes some getting used to.

>also, for roadhog, im really good at hooking - but not so great at finishing them.
Aim at neck or torso, never hook the other Hog first, melee for a little bit of extra damage.

>>162366752
Am I watching silvers?

>>162366227
They just wanted a Lucio cuck.

>>162366496
this is just getting sadder and sadder. you know what, anon? i'm starting to feel bad about this. picking on the handicapped kid just isn't very satisfying. instead, i'm going to brighten up your life a little. i'm going to be that one shining ray of light in your bleak existence.

i will let you have the last word.

so come on, let me have it. make it count. i'll gladly take it if it means you'll experience the sweet taste of victory for once in your life, and you can go to bed knowing you achieved something.

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>be console player
>mid diamond SR
>get a kbm controller
>test it on qp

>aim goes to shit
>never get gold medals
>28% accuracy
>lost all my qp games
>my friend who was shit on gamepad is much better on kbm
What am I doing wrong?
I am playing S3 exclusively on controller cause i perform better.
3 weeks later I still haven't picked up using KBM.

>>162366903
That was me practicing in QP - so yeah prolly silvers or worse. His ass could have just stood there and 1 shot me

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without waifuposting this place is dead and useless

>>162366473
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

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>>162363894

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>>162363169
Jack use to shoot hot foamy loads all over Ana's face and this was the coded language they used, obviously.

>>162366473
>voice activated mic
>talking to himself the entire time about his team

wew

>>162366802
>dat hog advice
>dat reading comprehension

>>162366382
When it comes to Hanzo, watch some of the Seagull's Hanzo gameplay, and ask yourself the question: am I a better Hanzo than this dude? Because even Seagull thinks him playing Hanzo in this meta is throwing, or at least lowering his team's chance of winning.

Also, no, scatter is mostly for oneshotting people by shooting at their feet.

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>Soldier, Pharah & D.va got buffed
>heroes that were completely balanced before the last balance patch like Reaper, Tracer, Reinhardt and McCree underperform a bit now
>all these retards on Blizzard forums want buffs for said heroes

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>>162366948
Here are my final words to you
I don't actually play the game

>>162366548
charged zarya literally melts d'va

>>162366382
As Hog, try to aim for the top of their chest so you get some headshot damage in, you'll find the sweet spot with practice on each hero. Also on some characters you may want to take a half-step forward and pull the trigger to secure the kill, you have a moment of stun and some characters get dropped further away from you and don't take the full shot.

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>>162367220
Same here senpai

>>162367182
problem is this shitty 3 tanks cancer

also d.va is a fag hero and she should never be viable as long as defence matrix is what it is

imagine if they buffed junkrat's numbers enough to make him a top pick without reworking him, that would practically kill the game because he is so cancerous by design

>>162367071
>you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this

>on 4chan
>bonus projecting

holy fucking shit dude

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>tfw people tell you to switch from Pharah and you win/get POTG

It's going to suck when I stop being new and actually get into Competitive

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>>162367012
I'm still here, anon! How are you today?

>>162367263
Yep and her AOE is nice for making her take damage on ejection.

Buuut Diva's Defense Matrix is powerful vs Zarya's Ult and if she wants to fly away (in normal fights) she can

>>162367494
Pharrah is okay, but 76 is just too fucking good right now, which is also her counter.

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>>162367101
>Zenyatta
>KS girl that isn't shizune
perfect taste
it would be better if you were a rinfag

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So I called someone a faggot and the receiver of my insult reported me in Overwatch. How long are bans?

>>162367182
>McCree
>balanced

let's not go overboard.

>>162367279
That would work if the hook-and-shoot thing wasn's so damn buggy.

>pull them in
>they end up anywhere except in front of me
>shoot them when they do end up in front
>do no or little damage even though it was a chest/headshot

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EEEEEEEEEEEESY

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>When a guy playing Junkrat on attack tells me "No Harambe he is shit"

>>162367585
Yeah, I noticed I've had to focus him down first when I flank a group before I shoot at the rest or fly away.

Once I start getting matched with those higher level guys who can right click you to death from across the match tho...

>>162367868
yea i hate that shit why do people keep repeating such shit meme lol haha winston harambe lol geddit he ape loool xD

>>162366114
>Black guy having a mullet

>>162367868
harambe
xD epic

i understand you anon

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>>162366020
Feels bad desu

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>>162367318
Well
D.VA is fine, her voice and personality trigger me, as well as her neckbeard waifuers

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>>162368074
fix her spine blizz

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Best butt in the game.

If you disagree, fite me.

Winter event pls start

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What happens if Pharah has her period in her armor?

>>162368313
brrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

>>162368371

Menstruation is opt-out in 2065.

>>162366114
Look man some people just want to be Lando alright.

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>>162368173
>her neckbeard waifuers
oh god pretty much this
she's like kaceytron but without boobs

>>162368371
Pharah is a man

>>162368313
BRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTT
"sorry guys had a lot of vodka last night. hope the smell isn't too bad"
BRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTT

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>>162368313
Absolutely Perfect

>>162368491
The important thing is how feminine her penis happens to be.

>>162367730
Yeah, that is maddening, especially since it's inconsistent as fuck. You can hook the same hero multiple times and they get dropped in a different place each time. There's nothing to be done about it except grit your teeth and hope it works next time.

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did Ana just outsmugged the smugberry herself ?

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>at store
>see Dew and Dorttios on sale
>heh.png
>think about how I've always kind of liked Mountain Dew and why not try Dorrtios, they're kind ok
>Dew is actually refreshing cold
>Dorrtios aren't bad at all
>they compliment each other surprisingly well
>start playing D.va non stop
>go on a 15 game winning streak in comp
>getting gold elims and damage every game
>get over 60 elims in one game
>on fucking fire
>shoving dew and dorritos in my mouth like a mad man
>embrace my inner D.va and let myself become boundless in time and space

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How good is Dva's ultimate supposed to be?
I can't make it do anything for me. It's rare for me to get a double kill

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>>162363894

>>162364949
My favorite hero to use. She's so fun to play zipping around everywhere.

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>there are still people who don't play Ana

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>>162368662
That was until the smug-berry took her eye.

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>>162368662
Yes

>>162368517
>>162368430
When did this retraded fetish become mainstream and why?

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>>162368220
No

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>>162367318
>>162367220
>don't play the game
>there are probably more people here like this
Lel what?

>>162368662
>outsmug the Smugberry
In what world?

>>162368740
It will occasionally net you PotG against shitters or in a combo, but most of the time you'll want to use it to disrupt the enemy team and get your mech back fast.

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When is that braindead useless faggot going to kill himself? I am legitimately baffled how anyone can fuck up ranked games more than fucking Riot.
Why not have 3 games in a row where you have sub 30 lvl players queueing with someone else. Why not fuck up the game, leave, and then give your team a guaranteed loss with maximum points penalty. Best part of the weekend imo.

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>>162368828
at least no one took her mind

>>162369124
>he thinks jeff makes those decisions

hang yourself anon

>>162364408
no dva?

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>50 hours into widow
>getting gold elims every match
>start getting complimented constantly on my widow gameplay
i think i made it bros

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>>162369124
IM REALLY EXITED

so when will there a beastmaster hero?

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>>162363894
Actually play rein and d.va almost as equally.

>76, Ana

have all the damage, cc, healing and bullshit you want


HP reduced to 150.

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>game set in the future
>white people still exist

>>162363894
DeathAdder
Ana
D.Va

>>162369315
I don't care who does, all I care about is not letting incompetent chromosomally challenged people to design a fucking video game.

>>162369484
>play some widow
>have some good games, some bad games
>feel bad for not contributing enough
>don't play widow for weeks
>have to relearn her every time
I wish I could just ignore the fact I'm bringing the team down like 50% of the time until I actually get good, but she just isn't versatile enough.

Also widow duels are the cancer even when I'm winning every time.

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>>162369484
look at that horny SNIPERSLUT

>>162366752
Are you actually editing out the parts where you miss? this is fucking pathetic

>>162369758
maybe you should check out whether or not blizzard are hiring

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>go QP
>Dorito attack
>pick Winston
>roll over enemy team spamming "SORRY ABOUT THAT!"
>win
>teammate says this

What did he mean by this?

>>162369703
u mad?

>ALL TANKS

HP reduced by 200, Zarya 100, Dva gremlin now has 100 hp

You wanna deal damage, fine, you get dps tier life as well.

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>strange Pharah is bleeding but yet I don't detect any wounds on her..

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Beach Fun skins next summer please, Blizzard?

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>all these dps shitters triggered by defense matrix

>>162369851
Enjoy your broken matchmaker then smartass.

>>162370189
It's not like it negates them completely or anything

>>162370189
I mean defense matrix is an amazingly boring mechanic though. You'd think it would be great for clutch absorptions of zarya and mei ults and such, but the netcode, combined with the fact that Blizzard made projectiles as hard to see as they possibly could, ends up having matrix be used purely as a stall mechanic.

>>162370339
So this is why i keep seeing faggots charging up zaryas, letting down m1 is haaaaaaaaaaard

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>TANK: overweight or malnourished neckbeard, was bullied, disgusting sexual deviances, wants to feel in control for the first time in his life

>HEALER: submissive beta male, either a cuckold or a complete cockslave, breathes only to serve and get compliments from others

>OFFENSE/DEFENSE: well adjusted, plays for fun and has fun every game, has a wife and children, a steady job

>>162370339
If you are not Bastion, Reinhardt will cuck you longer than DM.

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>>162370746

>>162370869
Tell that to Zaria Reaper and Mei

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>>162370746
>dps players so insecure they have to bait people on a Taiwanese cave painting board

Im so old I remember when this game was 20 tick

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I need more brown, Blizz

>>162365091
How bad are you faggots that you launch and ult straight into a dva matrix holy shit

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Christmas leaks when

>>162371184
>a dyke
>a single mom
Amazing choices anon. 10/10 taste right there.

>>162371262
Tuesday.

Which overwatch is the best for cuddling?

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>>162371184
you couldn handle it

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>>162367592
Shizune best girl

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>>162371184
>Jack screwed Ana
>Jack screwed over Reyes

Jack has a thing for fucking brown people.

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>>162361730
You and Reinbro are the reason I keep coming to these threads.

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How do you retards counter it?

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Am i kawaii anon-kun?

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>>162371520

>>162371571
skill

>>162371571
Remove Zarya, pick Widow.

>>162369813
It's edited for time. I can't make good looking webms longer than 15 seconds

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>hook enemy hog
>hit him twice center mass/head
>he lives, hooks me, and kills me

>>162371593
Looks like that Widowmaker edit

>>162370746
But I'm a complete cockslave and I play dps

>76
>does more damage than mccree at all ranges, self heal and can move quickly
>ult is the same as dva, kill on LOS for 5s
>not hard to aim at all due to spread speed, literally easiest hitscan character to use
>does more damage than reaper, more reliably

>Ana
>cancer maximum, should be removed from the game.

>Tanks
>3-4 hp of normal characters
>yet gets to also deal same damage or more
>yet also gets better ults
>yet also gets damage reducing abilities such as matrix, shield and barrier

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>welcome to the temple of drawnubis
>welcome to drawmura
>welcome to drawskaya industries

BUFF R E A P E R

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>>162371919

>>162371571
Remove Zarya, pick D.Va

>>162371919
>game is made by blizzard

Really makes you think

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>>162371546
Thank you, anon, you're so sweet! I think ReinhardtAnon is pretty amazing too - he's so encouraging, and he's got great taste in characters!

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which one is sluttiest ?

>>162372315
Sombra. Loli Fareeha is the purest

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>Make my battlenet ID my favorite stand
>Every game animeonlys feel the need to say MUDAMUDAMUDA XD

>>162366114
Alright is this the fucking Detroit branch of Overwatch? I get it. Diversity is a strength but jesus. Give me a white girl from the south or something.

>>162372315
There at the opposite spectrums.

>>162372616
Sombra is white for her country standards and tumblr

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>>162372205
<3

>>162371858
when hooking roadhogs, go for headshots

also, never hook first, yadda yadda

>>162361504
>B-but you can silence people making them easier to kill
Or you could use genji/tracer and just kill them

Move her to the defense category and buff her utility. If she stays in attack people will just want her damage buffed

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>>162373060
Oh. Thanks!

>>162373139
>If she stays in attack people will just want her damage buffed
Well no shit that's what she needs

>>162372315
>one is a orphan child that got herself into the crime life
>most likely had to seduce old men for food
>most likely had to perform sexual favors for los muertos to stick around
>those hacking implants must've costed a fortune, money a orphan had to scrape around for

>the other is a daughter of a famous soldier and most likely pampered by the overwatch team and grew up training to follow up her mother steps

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>>162373201
This is the best skin concept I've ever seen. Blizzard pls add.

Why do I get dropped into a dead body in a 3vs3 arcade game where the score is already 0-2?

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>>162372845
sombra is fine, i mean average, these are average girls from Mexico so...

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What describes your most recent play session?

is that a shotgun on roadhogs back?

What would it do and will I be able to use it some day?

Same for a melee class katana genii instead of shuriken class. Which is arguably cooler and better.

>>162361504
>Reinhardt on attack
>Entire team behind shield
>Enemy Sombra just walks up from behind unopposed and hacks me every fucking time
just

fucking

fuck

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>this will be canon on Tuesday

Wait's almost over bros. The event should keep people busy enough from shit posting about it. I think we'll be fine honestly.

>>162371948
why the fuck are these maps even in the game who the fuck even likes capture point

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>>162373952
>>this will be canon on Tuesday
>mfw noting but Christmas event happens

Why is Pharah a fucking giant?

>>162373924
He uses it for his ult.

>>162374007
because blizzard doesn't have enough money to add more maps and so add some to comp blacklist like tf2 did to maps like fucking turbine

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>>162373847
thankfully it was my side who stomped them
that was my deciding game for master rank

>>162374130
Thinking there won't be a comic is kind of silly isn't it? Of all the things you could complain about, getting a comic is pretty much guaranteed. There is gonna be a brawl and a comic to tie it into the game.

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>>162374146
Don't know that I'd consider 180cm a giant

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>>162374412
>getting a comic is pretty much guaranteed
lol ok kid

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>>162374146
Well she is half German

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>still haven't done placements
>placed mid-plat last season
>play some QP
>check career profiles
>keep seeing bronze, bronze, silver, silver
>a couple of golds
>someone who just broke plat

I'm going to get shafted aren't I?

>>162374584
>chooses to be delusional

lel

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What the fuck is even going on

>just returned to Overwatch after a little break
>QP, team is mentally handicapped but so are our enemies
>win bigly
>next match slightly more difficult
>win bigly again
>next match feels like I'm up against some E-Sports team
>everyone is really nice, no more toxicity
>people listen to shot calling
>people swap to another hero if they realize they aren't being useful
>no more hanzo mains
>have been having absolutely great matches ever since
>this hasn't stopped happening for two weeks
>don't even want to play ranked because this already feels like ranked

D-did I make it? Did I break the matchmaking system?

>>162373650
>only one men

how?

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>>162363894
I play Zen and Tracer almost equally though.

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How come both the Amari's have the longest cooldowns on their abilities? Bad genes?

>>162374945
every school is that way in Mexico

>>162374847
My quick play mmr was high plat last season and I placed in gold.

My quick play mmr is plat/diamond/master this season and I placed in plat.

Enjoy your bronze.

>>162374854
kiss me anon

wew

>>162374860
QP is for testing ideas or warming up. Comp is where the good players are

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>Reinhardt can't position
>Ana can't heal, only attempt to snipe
>Tracer can't kill anybody
>Lucio switches to Genji
>D.Va only holds M1 at 20m
>3500 sr game
>1v4 as Soldier:76 and ride the payload to the checkpoint

WEEKENDS

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>When dpsdaddy compliments your tanking

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>>162375009
Ana's abilities are actually powerful and useful as fuck, it makes sense.

There is no reason for Concussive Blast to have a massive 12 second cooldown though.

>>162375206
I know that's what it's supposed to be. But it feels exactly like ranked at the moment, at least for me.

>>162375203
Well that escalated quickly.

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>>162375257
look at that HORNY TANKSLUT

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I done it boys, all solo queue

>>162375257
>>162375374
>D.va fags forcing a tankslut meme

STOP

>>162375250
Giving master to everyone was a mistake.

>>162375401
Your Lucio playtime prevents me from hating you for having Widowmaker as #1 anon.
Good for you btw.

>>162374724
That's not her Dad, she calls him Reinhardt and has a poster of him in her room. Do you do that for your dad, anon? It's more likely 76 since she's a huge bitch to him and most angsty women are like that to forgetful dads.

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>>162373847

>>162366114
>that guy on the top right

N-nani?!

>>162366227
Learn to play other characters - if every team has a diva then you won't get it every time

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>>162375480
>make me daddy

>>162375401
good job Satan

havent played in a few months, is the comp meta really 3 tanks now? thats fucking boring

whats the meta for 3v3 brawl, if there is one?

>>162375206
i just want golden weapons senpai
i'll test in comp

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>>162375541
It's just season 2 at a higher sr now
The same shitters stuck in plat are now stuck in diamond
Everyone else is forced to deal with the coinflips of having more/less deadweight than the other team, while the deadweight just ride the coinflip rollercoaster

nothing real was fixed. Weekend makes it obvious because the guys with 20 hours total played who have absolutely no business at 3500 locking Genji of which they have a total of 90 minutes of experience on pop up

like blizzard, wtf

>>162375650
>It's more likely 76 since she's a huge bitch to him and most angsty women are like that to forgetful dads.

>there are people that STILL think it's 76
>not ironically, literally

Give it up

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>>162366227
>take tracer before guy with 2 hours does
>him and friends duoqueing go mercy and lucio
>refuse to heal me
>do my own thing
>win

>>162376187
Why wouldnt it be lmao

>>162375401
what are your comp stats though?

>>162376232
There is more evidence against it than there is supporting it.

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Am I doing Anabots correctly, now?

>>162376341
State your evidence

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its going to be something like this isn't it?

>>162376302
too lazy to take a picture, basically just ana, soldier, and rein some dva

>>162376209
>refuse to heal me
are people seriously that butthurt?

>Tanks are OP as fuck
>No one playing them in QP

>>162376439
I stood beside the mercy with 50hp for nearly a minute before running off to find a health kit.

Low diamond, everyone.

>>162376362
Enumbre pls go

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>lijang tower
>up 2-0
>playing roadhog
>pulling off hooks left and right, doing well
>they suddenly pull a 3 tank cheese with dva zarya and rein
>2-1
>ask one of our DPS players to go reaper
>switches to widow
>spams "Thanks" whole game
>2-2
>by end of the game have 58 elims (27 solo kills) and 11 deaths
>still lose the game
>mfw someone tells me carrying is possible near me

Xmas costumes are going to look stupid next year. At least Halloween costumes work all year around.

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>>162376362
>standing completely still
you're like a 1/3 of the way there

>>162376619
At least the victory poses won't be as bad, right?